“I Got Roofied…” Weight Loss, Dating & Dangerous Situations

This week on What Do You Want Podcast, Heather Locklear, Jillian Barberie, and Nurse Melanie get brutally honest about weight loss injections (GLP-1), Ozempic alternatives, and the real struggles women face with body image and aging.

A caller asks about affordable access to weight loss treatments—and the conversation turns into a candid breakdown of insurance hacks, pricing, and what actually works.

Then things take a darker turn…
The hosts share shocking personal stories about being roofied, unsafe situations, and human trafficking risks—plus how to protect yourself and your kids in today’s world.

Also in this episode:

Oscars talk & Hollywood behind-the-scenes
Health trends (milk, supplements, longevity)
Dating, aging, and confidence
Wild personal stories you won’t hear anywhere else

This is unfiltered, funny, and real—exactly what you expect from WDYW.

** UPCOMING SHOWS** We will be live Wednesday, April 1st at 7PM pacific time. Call us at 515-800-WDYW and tell us What Do You Want?!

00:00 – Intro & Oscars Talk
02:30 – Why the Oscars Are “Boring”
05:30 – Caller: Replacing Alcohol with Milk
08:00 – Health Risks & Supplements (K2, Calcium)
10:50 – Caller: Struggling With Weight Loss
12:00 – GLP-1 / Ozempic Alternatives Explained
13:30 – How to Afford Weight Loss Injections
15:00 – Real Talk: Motivation & Obesity
18:00 – Celebrity Stories & Hollywood Moments
20:00 – Pets, Anxiety & Funny Stories
24:00 – Dating, Identity & Life Changes
28:00 – Dark Turn: Getting Roofied Stories
31:00 – Human Trafficking & Safety Warnings
34:30 – Protecting Kids in a Dangerous World
37:00 – Fear vs Awareness Debate
40:00 – Wild Personal Stories & Humor
44:00 – Closing Thoughts & Wrap-Up

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:02

Hello, how are you?

SPEAKER_03 0:05

How are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 0:07

I am good. I'm fat, but I'm good.

SPEAKER_03 0:09

Okay, now when you say when you say fat, how fat are you? Because I feel you, babe.

SPEAKER_04 0:18

Fat enough, I need help.

SPEAKER_03 0:21

Okay, well, this is the place to come.

SPEAKER_01 0:23

Okay. You should call me fat, Heather. Do you want to you want to just go from from basic and free to the most expensive and most effective? What how do you want to break this down?

SPEAKER_05 0:37

What do you want?

unknown 0:38

Tell me now! What do you want?

SPEAKER_06 0:43

Don't you hold back, don't you fear?

SPEAKER_03 0:48

Ooh. Um, something that What looks good with my magenta?

SPEAKER_06 0:53

That looks like Christmas.

SPEAKER_03 0:55

Yeah, not no, no, okay, no, no.

unknown 0:57

You made a tape last week.

SPEAKER_03 0:59

That's pretty. That's pretty. No? That's oh that's pretty. That's pretty. That's pretty, especially with your burgundy and her outfit.

SPEAKER_06 1:06

All right, ladies.

SPEAKER_03 1:07

You ready?

SPEAKER_06 1:08

Julie and yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:09

What are you ready?

SPEAKER_06 1:10

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_03 1:11

Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of What Do You Want? I'm Gillian Barbery here with Melanie, nurse Melanie Mansell.

SPEAKER_02 1:17

Beautiful nurse Melanie. Beautiful. Wait. The beautiful Gillian Barbary.

SPEAKER_03 1:21

And the very smart Heather the very funny Heather Lochler. Oh, can you guys give me the smart one then? You know what? However, you guys want to be the very homely Heather Locklair and the very ordinary Mel and the fucking annoying Gillian Barber.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

Hi girls. Hi, Lady.

SPEAKER_03 1:41

Did you guys watch the Oscars? Hi, Jay Bizzle. No. Oh, either did I. Moving on then. But Fred. Jerry, did you? But Fred was Oscar.

SPEAKER_06 1:48

I watched it. I watched it after the fact.

SPEAKER_03 1:51

Oh, so clips. You know what's great about we get clips now, so you can just watch little, you don't have to watch the whole boring thing. No, I don't care. And by the way, you don't remember. Do you know why I was once kicked out of the Oscars? Did I tell you this one? Well, so Dorothy and I have to we covered it for 20 years, and it's not glamorous. So you you're in a box, like a three by three box, and it's your three by three, like your little um lamb?

SPEAKER_02 2:18

Your little veal? Yes. Oh veal.

SPEAKER_06 2:21

So it's like your Do you keep a veal at your house?

SPEAKER_03 2:23

Yes. She's very vealy. Um, so it's your producer, it's your cameraman, and it's you and Dorothy.

SPEAKER_06 2:30

And and four kinds of perspiration, because it's usually hot as it's hot as balls and um in the middle of a mall.

SPEAKER_03 2:38

At the place. At the place, you're at the Oscars. They heard it was like in in Kodak Theater. Yeah, inside of But it's not inside. You're outside on the outside mall. Mall? Yeah, it's a it's not a red carpet, and you're on Hollywood Boulevard.

SPEAKER_02 2:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:51

It's not a mall, but you're on the actual Hollywood. They have it all shut down. And you know they have snipers up top, right? They do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:57

Because I once did Was that how you met your ex-husband?

SPEAKER_03 3:00

Ha! No, but it I Can you shoot me from here? It's there. You shoot me from the yeah, from the from the honey. But they have snipers because they don't know what's gonna happen at the Oscars. But I didn't know that until I was with Ryan Seacrest and we were doing something for E. And I was on the roof and I was like, what is going on? And they said they have snipers every year. I just never knew that. That's great. Anyway, I was on Goodale and I was saying how boring the Oscars are, that they need to be more like the Golden Globes. They need to serve booze, they need to have Ricky Gervais. Oh, yes. And the Oscar panel, the the Oscar people, I guess they're a bunch of older folks. They were watching me and they're like, Oh, you think it's boring? So they fired off a letter and said, You're uninvited. Wow. So I read the letter on the air and I should have kept it.

SPEAKER_06 3:47

Yes, you should have.

SPEAKER_03 3:48

I know. I didn't. I crumpled it up. When Steve got his star on the Walk of Fame, they have like you have to pay for that. Yeah. Do you? 15 grand. Yeah. I tried to get one. No. I tried to get one for Sharon Tate and they wouldn't.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

Do you have one? No.

SPEAKER_03 4:02

Because she won't pay for one. Well, it's all chip in. Wait, what are you talking about? A star for the Walk of Fame.

SPEAKER_06 4:07

I heard it was 150 grand.

SPEAKER_03 4:08

No, it's 20 grand. It was 15 for Steve. That was about 20 years ago.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

Well, maybe it's gone up. Yeah, it's 20 grand now.

SPEAKER_06 4:15

You guys want to take a call from Robin Hoffman?

SPEAKER_01 4:17

Yes. Robin Hoffman, how are you?

SPEAKER_03 4:24

I love that. I saw that. Yeah. On stage, they had a who what Fred who?

SPEAKER_01 4:27

Oh my god. Her Fred. My friend Fred Savage. That was I I had to give him BBC 157 to what is that? It's I wanted him to be not inflamed for the Oscars.

SPEAKER_03 4:38

Well, why don't you ever give me that?

SPEAKER_01 4:39

Well, you have to ask.

SPEAKER_03 4:41

Well, we're going to be able to do that. I want to be able to get it. They were banned.

SPEAKER_01 4:45

I shot it before I came here.

SPEAKER_03 4:47

I look bloated, and you don't give a shit. Hi, Robin. Thank you for joining us.

SPEAKER_06 4:50

I'm not joined yet. I'm waiting.

SPEAKER_01 4:52

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 4:53

I want B52.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

Yeah. You want B you want some BPC 157?

SPEAKER_03 4:57

She holds back. I didn't want Fred. I want Fred to be bloated, but I don't care if you want million.

SPEAKER_01 5:03

Robin, are you there?

SPEAKER_06 5:04

Not yet. I'll bring it her in now. Please.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

So we shot him with some NAD and some B T 507. Welcome. Oh, the NAD Hoffman.

SPEAKER_05 5:13

Hi, Robin. I have something in common with those three ladies. I'm a mother of a daughter. She's gonna be 25 next month.

SPEAKER_02 5:24

Sweet.

SPEAKER_05 5:37

Drinking. Two to three ounces a day.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Are you a white Russian drinker? You know what? How old are you?

SPEAKER_05 6:01

I'm 61.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

You may just want to get a calcium artery score just to make sure you're not getting calci too much calcium in your veins. You have to watch that.

SPEAKER_03 6:10

What kind of milk like do you drink? I like almond milk. I hear that you don't know.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

I mean, it's usually got fillers and stuff in it. I'm into pistachio milk myself.

SPEAKER_03 6:18

I didn't even know they had pistachio.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Does it take does it taste uh pistachio? Um not really. No. It tastes like milk. Uh milk milk. Milk to me tastes gamey.

SPEAKER_03 6:32

Oh, gamey. Yeah, gamey.

SPEAKER_02 6:34

When I was pregnant, I would my drink would be ovaltine and milk. Oh my gosh. So good.

SPEAKER_03 6:40

Is that for like old people? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:42

I mean, no, it's not for old people. It's just an old product. Yeah. Oh. But what was the point of that? I don't know. I wasn't having cocktails. Because I was pregnant. But what is ovaltine? What's in that? It's like a malt. Like a like a chocolate.

SPEAKER_03 6:58

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:58

And you put it up in the milk. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:00

So I don't think Robin, I mean, gosh, it's probably alcohol's so bad for you. It's poison in your system. This has got to be better.

SPEAKER_01 7:07

She's asking if there's anything she should watch for. She should get a calcium artery score. Okay. It's very important. And how to do that? Where do you go? You gotta go to the doctor and get a calcium artery score because you could be getting too much calcium. It can give you a heart attack. Wait, three glasses a day? Yeah. What? Never have to do that. So you know also, why can't you just like mix it up with with a plant-based milk just to mix it up a little bit? Make sure you're taking K2 to push it into your bones instead of your arteries. Very important. What's K2? It's a K2. I think.

SPEAKER_03 7:43

Yeah, but I don't take any of this. I don't know any of this stuff.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

If you bring my muscle and bone, I I figured it out for you. It pushes the calcium into your bone.

SPEAKER_03 7:50

Yeah, I I need muscle and bone. I'm out. I'm really freaking out.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

Thank you. I was gonna bring it too and I forgot it too.

SPEAKER_03 7:59

Well, Robin, I hope you're not concerned about having a heart attack now. She's like, God, I brought I gave up drinking and now I could have a heart attack because I'm drinking.

SPEAKER_01 8:07

Well, she asked the question. I'm gonna give her the answer.

SPEAKER_03 8:12

You might as well go back to drinking at this point, Robin.

SPEAKER_02 8:15

Well, or not.

SPEAKER_03 8:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:17

I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_03 8:19

Well, good luck with that, Robin. I'm glad you gave up drinking.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

It's my milk commercial, actually. You did? A couple of them. I'm drinking, no, it wasn't dot milk. I'm drinking milk for good. I was like 19. Oh. I swear to God, growing up in Canada, I'll find that on YouTube now. Yeah, because I swear I've said two of them. One where I'm running on the beach, not cute. Oh, please. In a white uh t-shirt.

SPEAKER_06 8:40

Why wouldn't that be cute?

SPEAKER_02 8:41

I'm sure it's because it was the 80s and they had like big block square colors.

SPEAKER_03 8:46

I'm sure it was cute. No, I grew up in Canada and I swear to God, I said, I know I've seen you on a poster for milk. And she's like, I don't know. Because there's a cute one in your garage.

SPEAKER_00 8:54

Yeah. Feeling fit. Listen to your voice. I love these mornings. Getting charged, feeling fit, spending a little time with my friend. It's something I do for myself that I'll never give up. And this is another. I like milk for all the good, healthy things that are in it. But I love milk for how terrific it makes me feel. I'm drinking milk for good.

SPEAKER_03 9:28

That's not the original. Are we your friends that you spend time with?

SPEAKER_06 9:33

I'll cut it in.

SPEAKER_03 9:34

Robin's still on the phone?

SPEAKER_06 9:35

Oh, we have another call, too. Hey, Robin, thanks for calling.

SPEAKER_01 9:39

Thanks, Robin. It's called a cat score C-A-C. Cat talk.

SPEAKER_03 9:47

Who's the next collar chair?

SPEAKER_06 9:50

Uh bye bye, Robin. Um, Vicki is calling.

SPEAKER_03 9:53

Tricky Vicky.

SPEAKER_06 9:55

Tricky. Vicky Vicki is calling. She has a weight loss question.

SPEAKER_02 9:59

Oh, oh! I just hit him in the head with my shape. I'm sorry. Oh, look, he's getting down with the other.

SPEAKER_06 10:07

Hello. Hello, hello. What's that?

SPEAKER_04 10:08

I'm sorry. Hi Vicky.

SPEAKER_03 10:10

Hi Vicky.

SPEAKER_04 10:12

Hello, how are you?

SPEAKER_03 10:14

Good. How are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 10:16

I am good. I'm fat, but I'm good.

SPEAKER_03 10:19

Okay. When you say fat, how fat are you? Because I feel you, babe.

SPEAKER_04 10:28

Fat enough, I need help.

SPEAKER_03 10:30

Okay, well, this is the place you can.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

Okay. You just call me fat, Heather? Do you want to you want to just go from from basic and free to the most expensive and most effective? What how do you want to break this down?

SPEAKER_04 10:42

I just want to know the best way to get approved for by your insurance company. And if you can't, it's the cheapest route to go.

SPEAKER_01 10:49

Okay, so you have to have a BMI over, I believe, 28, which you said you're fat, so you may be in that category. She said she has that. Okay. No, they used to be.

SPEAKER_04 11:03

You will be covered.

SPEAKER_01 11:04

You should you should be covered. They used to make you have another coma morbidity, like like a heart problem, but I think that they did away with that. What it do you know what your A1C is?

SPEAKER_04 11:15

Uh it's borderline pre-diabetic.

SPEAKER_03 11:18

Down some apple juice, sugary sugary, and then go get the test right away. I can say that.

SPEAKER_04 11:22

Apple juice is better than Red Bull?

SPEAKER_03 11:24

Yes. Well, for sugar content. Yeah. But you haven't done a GLP one at all, Vicky?

SPEAKER_04 11:34

No, no, I haven't been able to get approved, and they're so expensive, I just haven't pressed haven't gone through the body.

SPEAKER_03 11:40

Because I melds one on the um RX. RX, yeah. And it's pretty cheap. RX. Yeah, you could do it through um like Klarna and uh there's different and so I think it breaks down to like 300. 300 a month. Yeah. Yeah. So because some of them were like eight or a thousand, eight hundred to a thousand a month. But um and I'll I'll I'll get you pushed through that. Oh yeah, yeah. She's really amazing. Um get on that. Yeah. I would go to her website. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:10

It's it's pretty affordable. What is her name? It's called 12theword, 28 the number, rx.com.

SPEAKER_06 12:18

I'll put it up on the screen, Vicky, when the um episode airs.

SPEAKER_01 12:22

I'm actually trying to create a code for the um podcast so you guys can have a discount through the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 12:28

That would be awesome. Like a hashtag Wantastic.

SPEAKER_04 12:33

What about there's these like companies out there that if you sign up and you pay a month or you pay a membership fee and then you pay they're they're not legit, right? Like Roe, I think is one of them.

SPEAKER_01 12:46

And no, they're legit, but you might as well go through us since you know us.

SPEAKER_03 12:50

Yeah, and you can trust us. Okay. And I've done it and I've lost like 65 pounds or 70. I go, you know, it's it's it's interesting because you brought my my shot tonight, right? Yeah. So um it has been a game changer for me. And I've always kind of struggled with my weight. I didn't when I was on Good Day LA for 20 years, because you're on TV, and Heather, you know what this is like. I've been on TV for 35 years and always a size zero or a size two. And it's very easy to be that because you're on TV every day, and everybody, you know, has something to say, or you know, and I was known for style and fashion. That's what I did. And it was very easy for me to maintain that weight. And also I got paid after I had babies to spend. I know I'm sweating too.

SPEAKER_01 13:35

It's so hot. I don't I'm in the winter is to you have winter clothes. I'll go turn the AC.

SPEAKER_03 13:40

You guys are like menopausing. I did that today. Poor hot flashing all over the place. They're hot flashing. I was sweaty balls today. Like when I brought her painting to my car and it wouldn't fit in my car, I thought I was gonna have a heart attack locking it back up. I was sweating, I was like, why did I blow up my hair today? And it's all fucked up in the kitchen back here. It's like all sweating freaking hot.

SPEAKER_01 14:02

Fucking sweating up a storm back there. It's cold in Malibu, though, so it's hard to know. But anyway, but any who's use Vicky. But you were younger also.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

So I was 47 in a bikini, like I had to do bikini out. I was no spring chicken, and you can't air airbrush uh weight loss uh claims. You have to say this is it.

SPEAKER_01 14:20

But you were hardcore dieting for that, weren't you? No, no, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 14:25

I mean, I had abs and now I have flabs. No, I'm kidding. Uh I'm pretty good, Vicky. I'm pretty good. I'm getting there. Well, Vicky, what do you think about our answer?

SPEAKER_04 14:34

Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_03 14:35

Well, God bless.

SPEAKER_04 14:37

I will check it out.

SPEAKER_03 14:38

Get on there.28rx.com. Do it. I mean, it's like 300 bucks a month. It's the best money I've spent, and and you can you'll see the LBs drop and you'll just start feeling better.

SPEAKER_01 14:48

And you know something better for your health than to get the weight off of it. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 14:53

I don't want to be so lazy. I'm lazy.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

Dude, and you better you better get to lifting some weights and eating protein easy. You lose weight. Easy, easy. She's gotta maintain her muscle.

SPEAKER_03 15:03

Listen, I I I understand Vicky more than you do, you're skinny bitch. I understand you, Vicky. Fucking enough with this exercise. Let her start first. You gotta start with the weight loss first, and then you ease up to the exercise. So calm down there, tiger.

SPEAKER_01 15:19

Well, don't go losing 50 pounds without exercising. I think.

SPEAKER_03 15:21

Okay, just easy. Calm. You gotta lose the weight first. You start to feel good, you get lighter, you go, okay, I'm gonna go on a walk. You don't cook the fucking gym. You're not gonna sign up to ballies when you feel obese. You're more what'd you call it?

SPEAKER_01 15:35

Bal ballies? Bally's fitness bullshit. 24-hour balls bullshit. You know what I mean. But all that nonsense.

SPEAKER_03 15:44

Vicky, listen to me. Don't listen to me. Listen to me. She's got great.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

I'm listening to you.

SPEAKER_03 15:49

Yeah, she's got the great, you know, injections. But what I'm saying to you is you it'll slow down the thought process of food. You're not gonna go, oh, I want that burger. You're gonna go, hey, I could have some something good and smart and healthy, and you'll see the weight. And then once you start feeling less morbidly obese, then you might say, fuck it. I'm gonna go for a walk today in some baggy clothes.

SPEAKER_01 16:12

Well, your brain becomes five degrees. Your brain becomes less inflamed and you just become naturally more motivated to move.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

That's right. Less inflammation because you're sitting there on the couch and you're eating like shit, and you feel you feel it like spiral down. Yeah, you you you make a fist and it feels fluidy, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 16:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:30

And within the first week, you feel less fluidy than you make a fist.

SPEAKER_01 16:35

Yeah. You should you should write a manual. Thank you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:39

I'll and it'll be honest. So when you make a fist to go punch your neighbor in the face, you've got less neighbor. What neighbor? Why your neighbor? Beep, beep. Well, I don't know. I'm just saying, hypothetically, if the neighbor upstairs is constantly stomping. Anyway, Vicki, I'm so glad we could help. It's three in the morning.

SPEAKER_04 16:58

Well, thank you. That's very helpful. And I will check it out for sure.

SPEAKER_03 17:01

Well, we'll appreciate that. Tricky Vicki. Thanks, Vic.

SPEAKER_04 17:05

Thanks, Tricky Vicky. Bye, Vicki.

SPEAKER_06 17:07

Bye.

SPEAKER_01 17:07

Have a great night, guys.

SPEAKER_03 17:09

You too. There was a Lauren Sanchez has a friend named Vicky who worked on the NFL with me. We call her Tricky Vicky because she was just fucking hilarious. And she dresses like Michael Strahan and Howie Long. And she was just this funny. I don't know. I miss her. She's Tricky Vicky. And uh, she's still really good friends. And Jeff Bezos actually went to Tricky Vicky's dad's her, she had a funeral for her dad, and Jeff went. So anyway, that's one of the memes going around this weekend. The Lauren Lauren Sanchez. Did you see it? Jeff Bezos, Lauren Sanchez with Nicole Kidman. I did not. Oh, it's the greatest. You'll find it. Oh, it's it's fantastic. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:45

You gotta look it up. Okay, do it. We need to have a little picture of Romeo. Yeah, Mr.'s being very good. He's a good boy.

SPEAKER_03 17:54

If you're keeping him in check, and you know, yeah, that's why when you were calling him over there, it's like let him fucking walk around. And Mr.'s getting a lot more acclimated to him.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

I can tell. No, he's just scared, so he's being quiet and good boyish. You know, maybe we should leave it as well.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

You should leave it as it is then. Okay, everything's calm.

SPEAKER_02 18:11

Aw.

SPEAKER_03 18:13

Are we shooting right now? Yeah, we're rolling. Oh, we are. What are you eating? Oh, cheese. Dogs love cheese. They say to give pills in cheese together. Every day.

SPEAKER_06 18:22

He gets his Prozac every day.

SPEAKER_03 18:24

He's on Prozac? I used to be on that. Why is your dog on Prozac? Anxiety?

SPEAKER_06 18:29

His brother died. He has anxiety.

SPEAKER_03 18:31

Oh, son of a gun. How did you know? Like, what are the signs? You get depressed and shit? Jumping through windows. Yeah. Wow. What? Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_06 18:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:39

He jumped through a window. Yeah. That makes me. Oh, that makes me very sad.

unknown 18:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:45

Oh my God. That really is very sad. Let's chill them a little bit. I think you should bring your cat next time. You know what? Let me tell you every time I come home from Heathers, this cat, I have a Bengal for everyone who's wondering. And they're fucking wild. All right. We had one. Okay. So when I come home, she every time now, not if I go to anywhere else and whatever, never does this. But when I come back from Heathers, she sits on her back to paws and and stands up and she'll go like this and her mouth opens. Because she can smell Mr. Oh. And it's she's wild. Does she like the smell?

SPEAKER_02 19:24

No. Have they met in Reliance?

SPEAKER_03 19:27

Yeah, I think he came up once and and I used to walk her in the mornings when I got her, you know. And now she walked the cat? Isn't that cute? What?

SPEAKER_06 19:37

She is a bengal like one of those.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

Yes. They're fair. They're almost feral. She's an F3. So she's like, she's not, yes, they are almost like they're illegal in I think six, they're only allowed in six states. Like you can't have one in Florida. You can't in Florida. Really? You can't have one in New York.

SPEAKER_06 19:52

Crocodile in Florida.

SPEAKER_03 19:53

Yeah, but not a bangle. But not a Bengal. No, Florida, you can have a bangle. New York you cannot. But anyway, so this morning, like if I move my leg, she sleeps with me, but if she gets cold, she goes under the covers. But this morning I moved my foot and she was at the bottom and I didn't know. And she attacked my foot, which you know that's all from her. I don't know if you can get a tattoo. That tattoo, too. What is that tattoo? It doesn't matter. I was 14. Oh. But anyway, that's what you were doing when I was stealing.

SPEAKER_06 20:24

No regrets.

SPEAKER_03 20:25

I got it. What?

SPEAKER_06 20:26

No regrets.

SPEAKER_03 20:27

No regards. Regurts.

SPEAKER_06 20:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:29

Um, but anyway, so then she starts attacking me, and I was like, stop it. So I pushed her off me and she went, you know, when the ears go back and the eyes go wild and the tail got bushy. I was like, she's stacking. Because I could see her in the moonlight. And I was like, ah, so I put the pillow in between. I was the first time I was afraid. And she dove over top of it, and her fucking claws went into my scalp. And I was like, ah! In the middle of the night. Yeah, I got scared of her, scared of her. I have run around my apartment. We play hide and seek. She scares the shit out of me sometimes, but it's fun. And I get attacked.

SPEAKER_01 21:03

Well, that's a little excitement. Look. In your life. What the hell?

SPEAKER_03 21:08

Yeah. I wonder what your scalp looked like. No, no, but like cat scratch fever. I know you can get infected. You can die. I put I put um bag bomb on it. It's fine. But I'm all I'm scarred up for sure.

SPEAKER_01 21:20

We had a bengal and it stayed outside. Yeah. Remember, Nick? Oh, she'll kill me.

SPEAKER_03 21:24

A year. A year in time. I would put mine outside because of the coyotes, but you know. Well, we had coyotes. She attacked last night. Malibu. We live in Malibu. Yeah. Well, you should see them in the valley. I saw five in my backyard one time, and it was like, whoa. Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

Dead deer on my doorstep.

unknown 21:41

God.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

Remember? There was the intestines. Ew. That's absolutely what your phone just died? My phone?

SPEAKER_06 21:50

No, my phone. That was Home Depot. We're supposed to deliver something like that. Just home here.

SPEAKER_03 21:57

Just deliver here. What's up with you? Well, I got attacked. I saw her in the moonlight, but her ears go back and the eyes get wild, and she goes like this, and the head goes back. And she's like, Oh, you want to fucking play? What are you gonna do? And I go, Oh my god, please don't. And I put the pillow up. I was like, Oh my god, I'm like, well, nothing I'm gonna do. Nothing too. We're both afraid of her. We hide sometimes. Like, I'll close the door and I'll be like, it's okay to the Himalayan. We're safe now. We're safe.

SPEAKER_01 22:27

She won't let she old is it? How old is the both older? But I don't know. But are the days numbered? No. Okay. That's too bad.

SPEAKER_03 22:35

She won't let the other one eat. She's very predatory. She's a stalker. She's predatorial. So I have to feed the other one separate because she won't let her eat. You see, she wants her to die.

SPEAKER_01 22:44

Does she want you to die as well?

SPEAKER_03 22:47

So she can eat my carcass. Beaten up for it. That lady in 348 hasn't been out in a while. Then it's my carcass in there. Anyway, any other collars, Joe. Well, he's talking to Home Depot. Oh. Oh.

SPEAKER_06 23:03

Talk amongst yourself.

SPEAKER_03 23:07

Bigger name line two. Home Depot. Bigger name line two. Lumber section, please. Yes. Oh, they keep me with the I don't want the plants or the lighting. I need the lumber. Damn you, Home Depot. Oh no. I'm so sorry that you couldn't get through. Anywho. Maybe they'll call in. Just do a little show over here.

SPEAKER_06 23:24

Gonna miss my carpet adhesive. This is a big carpet adhesive.

SPEAKER_02 23:27

I'm so sorry. For your hair? Oh, it's got a full head of hair.

SPEAKER_06 23:33

I am officially gonna go get hey Nick.

SPEAKER_02 23:36

No, he's got a full head of hair. You've got a full head and hair.

SPEAKER_06 23:39

No, no, no. I want to get this snare drum so I can prss.

SPEAKER_03 23:43

Well, that that deserved it. Hey, Jerry. Hey, what do you think? Are you uh part Irish at all? Because you look like you have like all Irish dudes kind of look like you.

SPEAKER_06 23:54

I'm not, but thank you.

SPEAKER_03 23:56

I don't see Irish. Oh, I do. Like Colin Farrell and Piers Bross, they all.

SPEAKER_06 24:00

Oh, do you just choose all the handsome ones?

SPEAKER_03 24:01

Yeah, yeah. Well, you're good looking. What are the ugly ones? No, guys from Ireland look like Jerry. What the fuck are y'all talking about? Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_06 24:09

I thought you were setting up me up for a joke.

SPEAKER_03 24:11

I didn't tell. I didn't know. Your sister messaged me because of the Irish stuff, right? And I was like, if anyone's like, because my parent, my mom's name is Geraldine O'Ryan. She was born and raised in Dublin, you know.

SPEAKER_06 24:22

Hey Jillian.

SPEAKER_03 24:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 24:23

Are you Irish? Yeah, you know. I thought so because my dick is Dublin.

SPEAKER_03 24:32

What the hell? Oh my god. I never heard of that. That's brilliant. I'm gonna use that. He didn't read that. I guess I can't, but that's hilarious. So good. I'm gonna use, I'm gonna tell my sisters that one. They'll love that. My sisters, my birth sisters have the most wicked sense of humor. My birth mother was dirty and funny as hell.

unknown 24:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:53

One time we went to dinner and she goes like this. Wait, your genes, your real jeans are Irish? Your real genes are Irish? Yeah, she was born and raised in Dublin. Okay. Yeah. And then uh my dad is that is that the biggest percentage of your nationality? No, 50-50. So Lithuanian and Irish. But is my last name. Betoykis?

SPEAKER_02 25:12

But that would have been a great name. Jillian But.

SPEAKER_03 25:19

No, it was Don Mary O'Ryan. That's what's on my birth certificate. But anywho, that's Don Mary Orion. Where did Jillian come in? Well, I was adopted because you can't be a ward of the state. You have to have a name to be a ward of the state. So I was Don Mary O'Ryan, then I was Jillian Marie Wari, then I was Jillian Marie Barbary, then I was Jillian Marie Reynolds.

SPEAKER_01 25:37

Do you have identity issues over this? Not at all. Not at all. I'm trying to put my name back to my maiden name, and it's impossible to change.

SPEAKER_03 25:46

See, I'm Reynolds because I wanted to be the same on my passport as my kids. But my professional name is still, you know, Barbary or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

So how do you sign legal shit? Reynolds? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Pain in the ass.

SPEAKER_02 25:57

I had both names. You did? Yeah. Um, but I it was easy.

SPEAKER_03 26:02

Yeah, you're you you were uh Lochler Lee for a while. It was easy to change back to just Locklear. But and your daughter is Sam Bora. A judge. Will she be San Bora High? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

Oh, you don't? So excited. And you know what? But it's her last name will be Ferrar, so it's A F Ava. I think that's really pretty. As fuck.

SPEAKER_01 26:24

It'd be hard not to take that. I I think that's a beautiful name. Yeah. Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_03 26:27

But I also think Ava Ferrar is beautiful because it's also But it's not Lochlear.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

No, it's Bora. But she's also a Locklear.

SPEAKER_03 26:36

You know.

SPEAKER_01 26:37

She doesn't use Lochleer, though. No. No. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_03 26:40

Oh, are we gonna have all the girls on? My daughter said my daughter said she'd do it. You're not gonna ask.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

No, because she's going for She'll feel weird and she's going for a doctor. She'll feel bad to say no.

SPEAKER_03 26:50

My daughter said she'd do it.

SPEAKER_02 26:52

My daughter did too. They could be there and there.

SPEAKER_03 26:54

Whatever you want.

SPEAKER_02 26:54

What if we just did two daughters? Yeah, that's what I just said. They'll be there and there. We can do a different day.

SPEAKER_03 27:01

I was gonna tell you a story. My birth mom. The apple doesn't fall far. So we go to dinner. We're in Hollywood when I met her. I was 34. And my birth sisters, the same mom and dad, because they had me, gave me away and got married, blah blah blah. They had two other daughters sitting at dinner, and she goes like this to me. I swear to God. We've just met. And I was doing like three TV shows at the time. And she goes like this, hey. And I go, Yeah, and we all had wine, and she goes, and I'm like, huh? She winks at you. She winks. She goes, I'm like, and she goes, go under the table. And she slips me. A Mickey? No. Fucking Oxycotton. Oxy. That's a Mickey. Roxy. No, it's a Mickey's a drink. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 27:44

No, a Mickey is something you put in to make Mickey's like it's a date rep. It could be anything.

SPEAKER_03 27:48

Yeah, it's like a date rep drug.

unknown 27:49

What? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:50

I think my birth mother wanted to rape me. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 27:52

No, it's that's not the same table. There's uh Mickey is a drink. No, it's it's a date rape drug.

SPEAKER_06 27:59

Uh slim Mickey means to secretly spike someone's drink with a sedative or incapacitat.

SPEAKER_03 28:05

Oh, Mickey.

SPEAKER_06 28:06

Knockout drops.

SPEAKER_03 28:07

Knockout drops. Okay, she gave me Oxycontin. Okay. Those are knockout drops. Okay, let me get back to the sorry. So my point is she wanted to give me OxyCon because she's she kind of knew that I was like, sure, why not? Couldn't do it in front of the everyone else. No, they're teetotalers. Whatever you call that. They don't drink sober. Yes, my sisters are sober.

SPEAKER_06 28:26

I wonder where that phrase came from.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

Teetotalers. Meaning they drink tea instead of booze. Anyway, that's my story. We got Mickeys and tea. I never heard of Mickeys before. I did not. I did not know that.

SPEAKER_06 28:38

My dad used to say when I would go out, don't let anybody slip you a Mickey.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

Yeah. Yeah. I've never heard of that. Maybe I got slipped a Mickey in Laguna. Did you? Yes. And I did we left our drinks. And I there was like this lesbian girl. This I I think the bartender warned us or something like that that she liked to put these in people's drinks. No, I don't think I don't know. So I went out like dancing for five seconds, came back and drinking. I go, ah, I gotta get out of here right now.

SPEAKER_03 29:07

You knew right away pretty quick.

SPEAKER_02 29:09

When was this? Um a decade. We were looking for Richie. So a while. Yeah. Like 93-ish. It was still it was going on back then.

SPEAKER_06 29:19

I got I got somebody try to take me out like 10 years ago.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

A girl or a guy?

SPEAKER_06 29:25

I think uh I was dating a fairly famous singer, and I think another guy was trying to take me out so we could get at her.

SPEAKER_02 29:31

Are you serious? Her name?

SPEAKER_03 29:32

Alanis Morisa? No, I can't. Nanomascori.

SPEAKER_02 29:35

Oh, that'd be a great story. Can you tell us after?

SPEAKER_03 29:37

Uh yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

So many secrets off air.

SPEAKER_03 29:39

I would like to know. Let me think. Wait, what was it? Fairly famous. Oh my god, it was Joss Stone. Was it Taylor Swift? You can't hold on.

SPEAKER_06 29:49

Okay, you got me. It was Brittany Spears. Anywho, anywho.

SPEAKER_03 29:53

Anywho's easy.

SPEAKER_06 29:54

We were dancing, and all of a sudden I went blank, and the next thing I remember, I was in the bathroom and it was like sideways. Oh. And I was like holding myself on the wall. And then I was like, oh man, I'm gonna be sick. Reminds me of the last week with these big red curtains, and I ran behind the curtain and just barfed into a champagne bucket for like three hours.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

Well man, that didn't happen to me. That's hard. I just went, oh, it felt like I had like a maybe maybe you didn't drink enough of it or something.

SPEAKER_03 30:21

Like you were out of that if you had one sip, maybe it was no, I didn't have one sip, I had a couple.

SPEAKER_06 30:25

When you mix it with alcohol, supposedly it gets toxic. G HP.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

G HP.

SPEAKER_03 30:29

Avril Levine? Avril Levine. So what happened to you?

SPEAKER_02 30:33

Yeah, what happened? No, I just remember going out of it. I think it was called the White House and place in Orange County. In a restaurant. In Laguna. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so I don't think it's there anymore. But so I just remember outside, and I was standing up against the like a pole or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 30:49

Okay, that's like a nice yeah.

SPEAKER_06 30:51

And you think uh a stranger did it?

SPEAKER_02 30:53

Yeah, it was this girl.

SPEAKER_03 30:54

Oh, I remember the the bartender warned them about the Lesboa go-go, and I think she might have that's not good.

SPEAKER_02 31:01

Well, maybe we had to go to Wendy's house and she had to go down these stairs, like a hundred stairs to go down. Worse. It was worse going back up, but but yeah, no, it was crazy.

SPEAKER_03 31:12

That's that's really scary.

SPEAKER_01 31:14

I mean, we've never had those experiences. My daughter got roofied by grandmothers in Asia.

SPEAKER_06 31:19

Come on, yeah. Were they trying to like steal her and press the change?

SPEAKER_01 31:22

Yeah, grandmas in Asia. They she she met them on the street. Trap trafficking, do you think? Yeah, well, they tried to traffic her? They kidnap yeah. Well, what they did, what they did was they they said, come play Monopoly bingo with us in this restaurant. There, she said they were grandmother, so like fat and sweet, and she was giggling. And she was like, Well, okay. So she went and played bingo inside this restaurant. They drugged her and took her to an ATM and made her take out money.

SPEAKER_07 31:50

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 31:52

Where was this? Asia somewhere. Do you happen to remember where Thailand?

SPEAKER_03 31:57

That oh that makes sense. Oh my gosh. Then they were yes, they were gonna traffic. How did she get out of that situation? She snapped out of it. Oh my god. Do you know the this is so scary because my daughter is 18 and she thinks that she can just travel and go over, and she's like, I'm 18 now. I go, okay, you're still 95 pounds, and I don't care. You can't drink anything, yeah. Or apparently Mickey, whatever. I thought it was like a small bottle. You know what?

SPEAKER_02 32:22

If you leave your drink, you're not supposed to come back and drink. Well, she was drinking tea. It was tea.

SPEAKER_03 32:26

Yeah, with the no with the with the grand ball. Exactly. That's terrible. There's a story about a uh this girl, God bless her. She was 12 or 13. It's a few years ago, but she was doing Snapchats, and now it's Roblox that I'm sure you guys know about, but it's the trafficking. Roblox, the game, that's where their biggest trafficking is coming from for young kids. But what is it?

SPEAKER_01 32:50

Never heard of it.

SPEAKER_07 32:51

A video game, right?

SPEAKER_03 32:52

A video game, yeah. Like my kids played Roblox growing up, but you make you make Nick, you know about Roblox, right? Oh, what we child. So Rocco, my son played, you build buildings, like it's it's the most rudimentary game, but kids are obsessed with it and they build their own homes with bricks and you build farms with pigs in the game.

SPEAKER_02 33:12

And they DM themselves, they DM them on the game.

SPEAKER_03 33:15

Yeah, anyway. So, but this girl was doing Snapchat, and she thought she made friends with another girl and this boy, blah, blah, blah. And she had dinner with her parents. I'm telling you, she's 12 or 13, and they were serving dessert, and she got a message, and they go, Hey, we're come outside, we're here. She went outside, they put her in the trunk of a car. They were men, they trafficked her for two or three years.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 33:41

Her parents finally got her back. She's now 16. She's a completely different, she's not a child anymore. She's been through it. Wow. She now speaks at schools across America to warn parents of the dangers and what she went through. And what she went through was absolute hell. She went from being a child to the world of trafficking.

SPEAKER_01 34:05

So when they were young, when my kids were young, there was some game like that called the penguin. Do you remember Club Penguins? Club Penguin. I remember that. Yeah. And I told the kids, I was like, you do not speak to a stranger through this app, and you can turn off external communication. Right. I I had to worry about it back then. This was like 15 years ago, 20 years ago. Yeah. It's been a thing forever.

SPEAKER_02 34:28

Absolutely. I've always well, you know what they also have now? Um, they have they say like they put a rose on your car, and the rose has the has fentanyl in it.

SPEAKER_06 34:38

Oh, I heard that. I heard about that.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

Yeah, or in the windshield on the wiped shield.

SPEAKER_01 34:43

They're right there waiting to get you.

SPEAKER_03 34:44

And there's also the red string, and it's a very, yes.

SPEAKER_01 34:47

But my daughter gets so mad when I send her these things.

SPEAKER_03 34:50

So does my daughter. She's like, You're so paranoid, mom. I'm like, no, I I You have to be aware. I used to say I work in the news, I do these stories every day, Ruby, and this is what I see. And Rocco U2. I started telling them because I was molested as a kid when they were three and four. That's your private parts. If mommy and daddy can see it, and a doctor, and that's it. And if anyone makes you feel uncomfortable, blah blah blah. And I said it's not always the man in the white van. It can be the pretty lady who says the because you know Delane Maxwell. Yeah. Delane Maxwell, she's not pretty though, but yeah. Sorry, she's a monster.

SPEAKER_01 35:24

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 35:25

Ugly fucking monster. Like hell, Delane Maxwell.

SPEAKER_02 35:29

Ava would always, she was like so aware of everything around her.

SPEAKER_03 35:34

I love that. So was I as a kid.

SPEAKER_01 35:35

Not Alexi. Not my not my girl. She said her biggest traumatic thing is that I wouldn't let her and another little girl walk to the park and go to the park by themselves. How old were they? 12.

SPEAKER_03 35:45

Yeah, I get it.

SPEAKER_01 35:46

I think for her from my point of view.

SPEAKER_03 35:49

Your point of view. Thank you. Yeah, but you were the one telling me the other day, you gotta let Ruby live. And I'm like, because she wanted to go to fucking Berlin on her own at 18. You're like, you gotta let live.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

I'm like, oh my god. Well, that's ultimately your dis y'all's decision, but it was great for Alexi.

SPEAKER_03 36:04

It really except for the Chinese grandmas.

SPEAKER_01 36:06

No, she's still alive and smarter for it.

SPEAKER_03 36:10

I just I that scares the shit out of me. This world I mean, but you you can't This world is a terrifying place. And I now, especially with TikTok, I uh the the algorithms on there. I don't know because I love true crime. I see so much stuff, and it's always the mothers that their daughters go missing or they get murdered.

SPEAKER_01 36:29

How do you balance it with hysteria and being afraid of the world with being aware and safe?

SPEAKER_03 36:34

It's gotta be afraid of the world, but I'll never get eaten by a great white shark or a bear. Well, we know that fucking mauled by a bear, I'll never get eaten by a polar bear. White go right. Good night. Good night. But I'll never go back. I'll never get eaten by a great white shark. I can guarantee you guarantee you you live in Malibu. Maybe you might.

SPEAKER_06 36:56

I don't know. You died uh uh dog thing. What do those things coyote those dogs?

SPEAKER_01 37:02

How often do you do you go in the ocean? No, I don't like the ocean.

SPEAKER_03 37:05

I can't see I don't like the ocean. It's too powerful. That's exactly right. You have to yeah I live in Malibu.

SPEAKER_02 37:13

I can't remember the last time we always go in the ocean. Think of hurricanes or tsunamis. I remember the famous pictures of you on the beach. What famous pictures?

SPEAKER_01 37:22

Dricky Milk.

SPEAKER_02 37:24

Oh my god. That was like the viral photo of the day. So unattractive.

SPEAKER_01 37:29

No, it wasn't. I remember seeing everybody going, oh my gosh, she's so beautiful. I don't remember that. What? It was on this.

SPEAKER_06 37:37

Are we talking about Tommy Lee or the milk commercial right now? Tommy Lee. I got leaving.

SPEAKER_01 37:41

Her and Tommy Lee on the beach. She's in her bathing suit.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

And he's in a very tight. Yeah. Oh, he had a tidy so so back in the day, that was the viral photo. Really? Oh yeah. Oh god. Oh yeah. I don't remember. Oh, oh yeah, for sure. There's a whole story behind that. I'll tell you after.

SPEAKER_03 38:00

Oh, do tell.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

Our best is.

SPEAKER_06 38:03

I'm gonna get a TV monitor, and Nick actually brought this up in that. I'll put a monitor up here so you guys can see what I look at. Oh, I love that. It's amazing.

SPEAKER_03 38:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 38:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:12

Nice. It's viral. Yeah. Noise. Because of him.

SPEAKER_02 38:18

No, it was you. It was like the best of the heartstones. So I'll never forget.

unknown 38:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:23

How do you wear a speedo? A strap. Yeah, with a wiener like that.

SPEAKER_01 38:29

That's why he wears a speedo. Yeah. He's like, look at this. He's like, check it out.

SPEAKER_06 38:37

A wit to baby wien.

SPEAKER_03 38:39

I just love that. Only you guys know that. That's a sasage.

SPEAKER_01 38:42

Do you know what they're talking about?

SPEAKER_06 38:44

I'm talking about Baylin. Balin. Or I am.

SPEAKER_03 38:46

Baylin, yes, our choice girl. Joe Biden. Joe Biden's Joe Biden's wiener. Yeah. It's a witch to baby wiener. A witch a baby wiener. Yeah. Anyway. Hilarious. But yeah, I don't. I I'm not paranoid, but I did work in news for a long time. So I see all these stories and it makes you very aware.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

Well, I'm paranoid because so many things happened to me as a child.

SPEAKER_03 39:09

Me too.

SPEAKER_01 39:09

So I try, right? Yeah. So you you have those that view already.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

I just tell you, uh I should say this, but Ruby's looking for a job and oh no. Anyway, so she's like, well, I applied at a supermarket and a movie, um, a theater. And I was like, oh, that's really good. And then she goes, and an old age home. And I was like, oh, what will you do there? Like clean up the garbage can stuff. She goes, Well, you know, like my friend has a job there, and you have to you bathe them. I go, what? What? And she goes, Well, you have to be. I go, that absolutely not. No, you're gonna like be bathing gray balls. And she's on the phone with me, walking from her library to her dorm. And she goes, What? And I go, You're not gonna be bathing an old man's balls and penis. And she goes, Mom, stop it. I go, I'm sorry, but have you had sex yet? And she goes, stop it. No. And I go, Well, your introduction to penis is not gonna be an 80-year-old man's pocket balls.

SPEAKER_01 40:06

It's not. I'm sorry. That could delay the virginity process.

SPEAKER_06 40:10

Yes, good. Good.

SPEAKER_01 40:11

That's true.

SPEAKER_03 40:13

Rethink that. Let's think about this. I'm just saying that would be, and she goes, Well, I'm not thinking about it like She should be a lesbian then. She goes, Well, she's gonna have to, you know, she's gonna have to stick the other the other side, too.

SPEAKER_06 40:27

Nipply tits. Everything, everything dangles over 70.

SPEAKER_01 40:32

I almost dropped out of nursing school over this.

SPEAKER_06 40:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 40:35

And I was like, I'm not doing this. And they go, Oh, you won't have to.

SPEAKER_06 40:37

Wait, over what?

SPEAKER_01 40:38

Over having to bathe all people and see and all that. And they won't do that as an RN. Exactly. Like the who's gonna do it.

SPEAKER_06 40:47

Yeah, why did they make you do it?

SPEAKER_01 40:49

Just to because they have to teach you everything.

SPEAKER_06 40:51

Because they're like, I didn't do it, you're doing it.

SPEAKER_03 40:53

You know what I don't like is okay. I you know, I'm on some very strange sites when I'm on okay. So I watch bathing babies, and there's a French way, it's called the the Thoreau method. And it's like you put you put babies in water, the first bath, and it's lovely, right? Here they scrub them down, they get the vern off the and the nurse Is that how it goes? Yeah, and the nurses' baths are very like they're very methodical. The baby one wipe behind the ear, one, yeah. The newborns, their first bath here. One wipe behind the ear, one wipe, one under the neck. It's such bullshit. The baby I had to get the milk in it stinkle. I had to circumcise babies in your single world. I can't. I did. I circumcised Rocco. Terrible. I don't know. I always feel like did I mutilate it?

SPEAKER_01 41:39

It's like a bagar cutter. You just go like this.

SPEAKER_06 41:41

I heard my uh I had an ex-girlfriend whose dad was an emergency pediatrician and he lived in Manhattan. And rabbis evidently they screw this up all the time when they're doing the brisk. And he gets a call at three in the morning or whatever, like, oh my god, it's bleeding everywhere. And he has to go like I made a fortune fixing like certain things gone wrong.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

So sad. It was so sad.

SPEAKER_06 42:04

Yeah.

unknown 42:04

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 42:05

I just remember yeah, and I was like, but doesn't it look better if it's circumcised? I okay. More hygienic, it's more hygienic.

SPEAKER_06 42:13

I yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 42:14

I mean, do you want to pull something back and it's called pop sogma, right? Isn't it called smegma? The the the cheese underneath the uncircumcised. Oh like it is called dick cheese. It is it's cheese. It is you don't know that, but cheese.

SPEAKER_06 42:28

Don't act like you don't know. It is. I've heard the word smegma, but I didn't know that was its origin. Women call it dick cheese. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 42:36

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 42:38

Well, I don't have I'm not I'm circumcised.

SPEAKER_01 42:41

Well, it's something to think about.

SPEAKER_06 42:45

I think I'm gonna have nightmares.

SPEAKER_01 42:50

Try to spread some on your craft. Along with the Dingleberries. Big fan of your work.

SPEAKER_06 43:02

Oh my god. Now I can't eat cheese and crackers anymore. I did very much.

SPEAKER_01 43:08

Oh my god. Don't say I never gave you anything.

SPEAKER_03 43:12

Wow. Wow. I'm glad I did that though.

SPEAKER_01 43:16

Something here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:16

You know, I I did feel very guilty about it for doing that for Aqua, but then I was like, Wait, you did the circumcision. Yeah, I did it myself with a kitchen with your mouth. You're joking right now, right? That was very inappropriate. Anyway, this thing when they bathe the babies in France, it's called Thoreau method, and they go like this in the warm water, and the baby's head, and they go like this. The babies are like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:42

They do that here. It's called a medulla.

SPEAKER_03 43:44

No, that's the lady who does that.

SPEAKER_08 43:46

That's the nurse who lives.

SPEAKER_03 43:47

They have water births.

SPEAKER_01 43:48

They do that here.

SPEAKER_03 43:49

Oh, for God's sake. Have you seen the hospital? The baby's like this. It's like fucking alien. And then the nurse is like this and they scrub the head. No.

SPEAKER_01 43:59

Mm mm.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

think that's how it happens exactly how i didn't see a nurse do my baby have you ever seen that no i think i would i think i would uh probably put a stop to that the aboriginal ladies do they they this is the mother the mother of the baby go it's custom it's not the mother of the baby it's the grandmother and she has a bucket oh like the um the um the red coats no oh different story that never exist what no no no the red coats of you know the the British are coming no red coats no aboriginal mothers it's a grandmother and she has a bucket warm water with a baby and you got a little butt cheeks so cute little black baby and then they rub them down with the soap and the oil coconut oil coconut oil and the hair and the whole thing and the babies are fine but they're very rough it's the aboriginal way what are you watching aboriginal babies bath fuck first bath aboriginal baby you've seen every movie you've seen how every baby born I told you I don't have a life I don't have a boyfriend the kids are out what am I gonna do a lot of information watch an aboriginal birth I do I I look up some weird shit but I'm very informed yeah I know about Aboriginal birth yeah it's cool about the thoreau methods you know what happens in the bush in bump bump I I we need the snare i we really do we really do we do in the in the aboriginal version of tail yeah what handmaid's tail oh yeah yeah the red and then the red's there and the there's been on it the whole time like I got no and then like red bonnets the no but the red bonnets but then it's not about it's about having a baby and the I've never seen it oh and the white I can't I won't watch it the white is like on top of the red coat while the husband's yeah yeah yeah we had to read it and it was Margaret Atwood because I'm Canadian she's Canadian and do you know what they said like how the fuck did you see that in the 80s like what because they've kind of it wasn't in the 80s it was they remained the book the book was in the 80s yeah oh yeah no no they made they made it Elizabeth Moss is a Scientologist oh no yeah I mean I didn't know she's a great actor she's a great actor and handmade handmade chill she's like the star of it yeah she's married to Fred Armundsen who's a great musician by the way see the facts I know very very just Fred is a Scianee I don't think he was was is don't know don't know thank you do you ever see on Hollywood Boulevard if they try to go in the Scientology center like how they are no they push you out because what do you mean? Well what if you want to go there with a like if you're interested and they are they think that you're just there to film them they'll push you out they have a bunch of um well I get that security why why wouldn't they do that? I don't know they haven't dismantled yet no it's crazy they haven't either no what's what's their population they're too no they're getting bigger they're just open churches oh yeah religion's freaky to me yeah me too I just watched this cult thing on um Netflix it's new yeah like it's about OSHA to you it's about Osha oh my gosh the company that Osho Osho Osho it's wild you have to show show what's it about well it's this guy who had teachings of you know yeah higher thinking and something in your nose yeah he was like a guru yeah but they became so big and powerful that they started bringing homeless people in to vote so that they could overtake cities in California in California yeah it's wild oh wow you have to watch it okay there's what's it called Osho uh I think uh I don't remember the title but I'll I'll I'll find out I'll look it up there's some great cult movies there's a woman who turned blue you know that one right blue what's turning blue uh she did she took so much silver what's it called oh yeah um they call her mother god that's oh that woman yeah she turned blue at death uh she took silver she was dead I think they killed her no she was is it called Wild Wild Country yes yes good job yep it's interesting there's um there's another documentary um Rose McGowan and the feet River Phoenix and and his brother you know it was Rain Phoenix and Leaf he changed his Joaquin okay they came what child I'm very good friends with the Phoenixes well they they came the father they were from the children of God cult they're very like for animal rights that's totally normal but the children of god cult in the 70s which Rose McAllen was a part of and they were huge they had to like sing for their supper on the road and River was like good playing guitar at 10 yeah it was fucked up and oh you mean the family that yeah their father was not there's a whole documentary on it but yeah I think we need to the this is doing a weird thing so I think we need to wrap this show.

SPEAKER_01 49:07

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Oh it says broken link okay you have to actually go check that out I give this to you and perfect we got dog pandemonium we've got a hard drive what Heather said and we'll see you on the next what do you want?

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