The Audience Won't Like It

Two Married Nerds Walk Into A Dimension… Then Cover A Biker Ballad | Ep 19

Rob and Leslie Shoecraft

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Two married hosts chase curiosity across dimensions, from a war movie’s spike of adrenaline to a Victorian satire’s mind-bend and a girl-group classic’s theatrical punch. We compare three Flatland films, argue over adaptations, and close with a jangly, joyful cover.

• cold open with singing and show premise
• quick hits in corrections corner across music, TV, and trivia
• The Deer Hunter scene analysis and score talk
• Off To Be The Wizard and game-save hacking analogies
• Flatland’s society, Lineland, Pointland, and the sphere visit
• three Flatland adaptations compared for tone and fidelity
• teen tragedy genre and Leader Of The Pack music theory bits
• dream covers, B-sides, and recording notes for our version

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Cold Open And Banter

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Oh.

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And what's the name of the movie?

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Rad.

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Rad.

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Yeah.

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That was awful. It was the stup like maybe like one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

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Like, yeah. In a good way. In a great way. Thank you. Oh my gosh, my heart almost stopped. Hi there.

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Two married friends in the corner of a room.

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Surrounded by blankets. How come you're not being goofy? And two microphones.

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I was wondering if you meant to plug your guitar in.

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No, but I'll tilt it down.

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Okay.

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Surrounded. No, no, we already did that. Oh, I know what that I know what happened. No. She's too close to come for comfort. Uh, they got in a car crash. You know what happened next. You're not gonna like it. She died in his arms.

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Why aren't you singing?

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I'm screwed up. He kissed her lips. Because she was still warm.

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Get the picture?

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Yes, we see.

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The audience will like it.

Show Intro And Premise

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I was just trying to do what you were doing. Good afternoon, evening, everyone.

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That was a good one.

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Welcome back to this podcast called The Audience Won't Like It.

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It's really hard to uh one thing I'm learning is it's really hard to talk and sing at the same time.

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Oh, I don't think that's a thing you can do.

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That's not what I meant to say.

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You meant talk and play. Talk and play. It is. Unless you're talking in rhythm.

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Yeah, like rapping.

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Yes.

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We talked. Okay, so we did Girl Is Mine.

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We did. That had some talking.

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Welcome to the audience won't like it.

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I said that.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm Leslie Shoecraft, and this is my husband, Rob Shoecraft. We're married. We're the only married news podcasters in southeastern Ohio, I bet.

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One of the only.

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I bet we're the only.

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I heard that I was I was in the grocery store the other day. I was bragging about it and somebody corrected me.

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Whatever. What were they where'd they get their information? Were they married podcasters? First degree?

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No. I shouldn't have been rolled up.

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Well, I'm going to go ahead and talk about what this is, what we're doing here. In case you never listened to us before, we are waiting in line for a cool, cool concert. Each week we go see someone new. This week we're going to be seeing a girl group called the The Shangri Loves. Oh, yeah. We're going to hear them play at the end. Just kidding. It's going to be us that play.

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Most of them are not with us anymore.

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Oh, they get to come to our big concert. We haven't talked about our concert in a while. We've been planning a concert. It's going to be like the concert to end all concerts. Lots of dead people are going to be there. A few handful of live people that everyone's be riding in on something. Shangri-Loss could ride in on tigers.

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Oh, because the pack.

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Oh, well, I just meant. Doesn't Shangri-Lays.

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Are there packs of tigers?

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I don't know. Are they prize? I think they're solid correctly. That's lions. Lions are prize. You don't need to correct it. But isn't Shangri-Loss sort of like a Bengal tiger? Felt like they would hold hands.

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Oh, is it?

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Sounds like they just know that.

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I thought it was a I thought it was a restaurant in Queens. I think that's how the hell they got their name.

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Oh, well, we'll talk about that later. Yeah. But anyway, while we're waiting in line, you know, you might be in line with someone you you do or don't want to be with, and whether that's your husband or a stranger, you decide. Anyway.

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If it's a stranger, feel free to go, just feel free to not talk to them.

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Yeah, you can go somewhere else. You could be like, oh, excuse me, I have to use the bathroom. And then when you get back in line, you stand in another spot.

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And yeah. I'm sorry, continue.

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Sometimes they will watch for you and then be like, oh, I'm over here. And then you have to pretend you don't see them.

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And or they might say, Hey, your mom sent me.

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Don't ever. You know how many times I've said to the kids, I'll never send a stranger to get you. So don't ever go with someone.

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Well, we have codes.

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We do have codes. You can't tell it on the code. No, of course not.

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But they're hilarious. I wish you were in our family so you can hear our codes.

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Oh, I don't wish you were in a family. Our family's just right. Sorry. So anyway, while you're standing in line, you might cover a number of topics. You might talk about stuff you've been watching on TV or books you've been reading, such as music you've been listening to.

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Red country. Such as Shangri Lost.

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Yeah.

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Some Bob Weir.

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Yeah. Oh, poor dead Bob Weir.

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Poor dead Bob Weir.

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Anyway, he died this week.

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He'll be in our concert too.

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And then you might, because the line is just so long it's not moving, you may end up in settling in on one specific longer topic. And then once you cover all that, then you get to the concert, and the surprise is that it's not the Shangri-Loss from 1960s. It's me and Rob.

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And you have to see us on YouTube.

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Yeah, you can if you want to listen to our YouTube.

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Listen to it if you're if you're watching on uh if you're just a podcast listen to listening.

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You gotta go to the YouTubes. That's how we get you.

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Leslie, by the way, is a uh a hospice music therapist, among other populations, uh, which is why she could just so flippantly say, poor little dead Bob Weir, who just died two days ago. Now, fortunately, this will air about three to four weeks. Yeah, it'll be old news, but yeah. So that'll be a good one. Did you know that?

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Did you know that I don't even know who that is?

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That's okay.

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I mean But I uh do consume media, so I saw it happen.

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Do you know who fell uh do you know who Jerry Garcia is?

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I do.

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Grateful Dead. Yes. So Bob Weir was in The Grateful Dead.

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I said that, and the person I said that to was like, no, I don't think that's right. And I was like, well, what do I know?

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He was in a lot of other bands too.

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Okay. Um but would that be his most notable? Okay, that's a good idea.

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He was a founder member.

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Who I say that to an idiot? Yeah, I don't want to say who I think it was because I don't want to throw them under the bus for being dumb.

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I mean, I'm I'm a little compared to it, uh Grateful Dead fans are like I feel like it's always somebody who I well that's an interesting conversation. Maybe you're saying the same thing, but I would say they're more like it's I get hesitation around saying I'm a Grateful Dead fan. I am. Um but like I'm a Star Wars or a Star Trek fan. Yeah. Or it's like I'll I'll take part of the conversation if somebody wants to bring it up, but it's like you get I feel like I always feel so intimidated because like there's the fans, you know, the hardware. Yeah, the ones that speak um fortunately, Grateful Dead, they're they're they're gonna be able to do that. What's the language? What's the language people speak? They're not gonna look for a fight.

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From Star Trek? Klingon?

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Yes.

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Is that what people learn?

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Yeah, yeah.

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How about Elvish from uh Lord of the Rings? Is that the is that what people learn?

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I think so. Yeah. Plus yeah.

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Thank you. Sorry, I have another one.

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Oh my gosh, guys.

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Sorry about her.

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Sorry about that, everybody. Anyway, so do you want to jump right into Corrections Corner? Hope you there isn't much.

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Let's go to Corrections. There's a lot of in corrections corner. A lot of in corrections corner.

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Is there an insurrection corner?

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Hey guys, by the way, we uh were holding a concert.

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I already said that.

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Yeah, but did you did you say that we did you say that we're resurrecting the dead?

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Oh, I didn't. I said a lot of dead people were gonna be performing and riding in.

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I think we could found a place. There's Shriner's Club around here that they're still in operation.

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Oh, I didn't know we talked about that, but you're right. I've been looking.

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I've been trying to dead settled it.

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We had our wedding reception there, so you know, we know about how big it was.

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We did have an awesome soul band.

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We did. What were they called? Oh my gosh. We'll we'll get back to them.

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Next time. They were great. I hope they're still alive. They were getting up there in age.

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And that was 20 years ago.

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So yeah, yeah. Anyway. Corrections Corner.

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Correct us, correct me. Hopefully it's just you correcting yourself. I don't think I usually ever say anything wrong.

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Corrections Corner. Can I tell you about Corrections Corner real quick?

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You I want you to.

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We'll tell you all about it. Corrections Corner is serving multiple purposes. One, it's a great cold open opportunity. Just get the get get warmed up here. It's great to let people know what kind of crazy crap we talk about. That's true. Right? It's almost an intro, it's almost a recap of last week's podcast with no brains to it whatsoever. And then lastly, someday I hope that people write in. And this would be a great placeholder for such a place. So right now I'm just filling 10 minutes. All right. Here we go.

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I forgot to time us. We started at 7.05.

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We gotta get that timer. We gotta we have to. We're gonna need it tonight.

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I got one right here.

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We're gonna need it tonight because I gotta talk about the deer hunter, and you're not gonna hear it. Give me five minutes. We'll get there. I'll time you.

Corrections Corner Starts Rolling

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I'll have my phone. I'll have my phone ready.

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All right, number one. I keep saying flatlands. In this case, it actually is flatlands because we're gonna talk about four different pieces of flatland media.

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I've never called it flatlands.

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I know, I have multiple every time we've got it.

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But I want everyone to know that you are the one.

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Borderline border oh, I see. Yeah. Good. Well, that won't show up on the uh probably catch your corner. I call it that one. Uh libel. I didn't want you to I didn't want you to libel uh me. Or no.

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Professor Is libel the document?

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Libel's the written.

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Okay. Slanders is spoken. Was I wrong? Was I opposite?

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I don't remember. Okay. I just wrote down to check it. I they speak 88% of people speak Cantonese as the usual language in Hong Kong, which is a special administrative region of China.

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Rickyo's never gonna die.

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No, it's not. Well, it we haven't talked about Aunt Viv in a while. Yes, we have just now. Oh and I oh Uncle Dan, Uncle Dan, Uncle Dan. I gotta throw that in there just in case I forget later.

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Man, Uncle Dan's birthday's coming up. You ought to invite him down to record the pod.

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Do you think that would really would that be a gift for him?

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You know, he said he would do it. That's true. And I I would love to hear a podcast that I wasn't on. Like I would love to hear this episode and just listen to it later.

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He's an excellent singer, he is an excellent harmonica player. He is, he is a very decent keyboard player and a serviceable guitar and bass player.

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Okay.

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And probably more.

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Probably more. Also a songwriter.

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I mean, oh yeah, songwriter, of course.

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He's a great songwriter.

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Oh, yeah, he's an excellent songwriter.

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Actually, I'm gonna say he's gonna get so mad, but if you want to go listen to one of his songs. Oh my gosh, no. But one cover shot. He does have an album on uh that you can listen to on Apple Music.

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Yeah.

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Can't remember what it's called, but I'll let you know.

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Smokestack Lightning's the name of the band.

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Mm-hmm, but I can't remember the name of the album. Smokestack Lightning's name, the band, after a song called Smokestack Lightning. Anyway, back off of Uncle Dan. Come on, Dan.

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I was looking on some uh Gershwin hip-hop samples. Uh nothing. Well, yeah, but like summertime. You mentioned summertime, and you uh but uh you know, um cool and the gang.

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Oh wow. They sampled him?

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Not really. I didn't really know.

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What did you even say?

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I don't know. It's uh let me think about it. Uh no, it's really not.

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Okay.

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It's just uh I don't think so. Okay. I'll correct myself later. Jose Feliciano's Puerto Rican, he's not Mexican.

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Okay.

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All right, and John the John Hendro Honda song.

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Yes. The one we were singing.

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Yeah, it's Living Inside Your Love, the George Benson song.

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It is George Benson. Yes. Okay.

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Yes. And it was written by Earl Clue.

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Oh my gosh, an Earl Clue song came on to my um my Apple for You station today.

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Oh, really?

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Which means I've been listening to it enough to where it thinks I want to hear more.

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Want to ride in your car.

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Oh, I don't think you do. Look out, look out, look out.

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All right, so uh jazz albums that have gone triple platinum or higher. Okay. Because we talked about breezing.

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Yeah.

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Which was the first to do so. Miles Davis kind of blue went 5X platinum. Wow. Got uh some good stuff there. Okay, uh Maggie from Walking Dead is Laura Cohen.

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Okay.

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Or Kohan or Cohan.

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Probably Kohan. Kohan? Definitely Han.

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You were right, Kurt Russell did play minor league baseball 71 to 73.

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I know, stuff.

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And he was copper. I think you said that as well. He and Goldie Hahn did not meet on the set of Overboard. They met on Swing Shift 1984.

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Oh, so they already had to be able to get the book.

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Overboard was 87.

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Or they're already getting then.

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I'm assuming. Or maybe they're just like pen pals for three years.

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Oh, they're the cutest.

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They are. Precious. Um, how many seasons of South Park 27? Wow. Uh what is the okay, we talked about uh like for The Simpsons or Futurama, um, have like a little bit of sadness and an otherwise like really goofy premise. It's called uh Pathos. Oh okay. Or Bathos. It's uh or tragic comedy if you'd like.

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And uh we have uh guiding a little too real for a minute, and then they go right back to the nonsense.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Just the way we like it.

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Just the way we like it.

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Uh Guiding Light was the theme song.

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Oh, it wasn't Young and the Restless?

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No. Not no, oh no, no, no. I'm sorry. Forgive me. Would you guys forgive me?

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No. Say you won't.

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Young and the Restless is the theme song, Nadia South.

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Okay, yeah.

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But Guiding Light is the longest running.

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Okay.

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Soap opera of all time. 72 years.

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That's a long day.

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1937.

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What?

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Yeah, to 2009.

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Wow. Are any of them still on, I wonder? Next week. Tune in next week.

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Well, I'm sure.

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Guys, I got a haircut if you could see me.

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Yeah, it's uh it's quite lovely. You've received many compliments from the young or those.

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Yeah, not old, but then I had a few olders that were like, What have you done?

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Old men who uh just love their long hair. That's weird. Yeah.

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Stay out of my get off of my class.

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Everybody's got a thing. Was that rules 36 of the internet?

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm. Something like that. Uh that'll be on Corrections Corner. It might be 34. How many Enders game books are there? Sixteen.

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Yeah, I was gonna say twelve.

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Yeah, because you have the main saga, the Shadow Series, Fleet School series.

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Yes. I don't think I've read any of the Fleet School series. I don't think.

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Okay. Well, maybe we should sample one. Who made the Hogwarts legacy video game? Avalanche Software.

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Okay.

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I said SOCOM in reference to XCOM. I know you didn't care, but still don't.

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There it is. There it is.

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They're two very different games.

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Okay.

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XCOM is definitely better. Okay. Um it's Deserted Island. You were right. I kept saying Desert Island. I'm finding out I'm kind of dumb.

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Um please don't let it stop you though.

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Oh no. I'll double down. Trust me. I want 20 more years of this. What's a technical term for a barrel maker? It's a Cooper.

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Oh, great.

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You said you didn't care.

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I still don't. Two things I still don't care about.

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I can't. I hung on to that care.

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Isn't it funny how we could be smart in different ways?

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Yeah. It's hilarious. Yes, does Weezer play live shows different from recordings? Like in like you know, they're gonna go on.

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Do they play the solo the same way?

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No, not really. But they pretty much stick to the records. Wow. Uh people I think people usually like that.

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Yeah, but that doesn't stop a lot of people from doing whatever they want.

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I mean, I don't dislike it.

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Right. But I I feel like it might ring a little hollow after a couple shows.

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It really depends on the band. That's what it comes down to. I mean. Uh little. Lastly, Tyler Childers. Yes. Am I saying that right? It's a Childers.

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It's Childers.

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But does it look like Childers? It does. Okay. With a Z?

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No.

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Okay.

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Yes.

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Good. I wrote an S. But I changed it last time. Childers.

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He's from Westford. No, he might be from Kentucky. Virginia? He's from Kentucky.

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Nose to the Grindstone.

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That's the one I was thinking of.

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Was the song where he mentions pills and drugs? Rob missed it. You said this is the segment Rob Rob missed a corner. This is the segment where I, Rob, missed the funny things that Leslie says.

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Not always funny, sometimes just anything. Anything. The anything.

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Where I just blow right through her. In this case, it's pretty appropriate because you said make farts out of diarrhea. I don't remember the context. Trevor Burrus, Jr.

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You said make lemons out of lemonade.

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Stop at that one. Trevor Burrus, Jr.

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And I was like, wow, I just said make farts out of diarrhea. And now it just is just like in an echo chamber. That's changed. Forever.

Music Nerd-outs And Pop Culture Fixes

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This podcast has made me a very responsible. Straight-laced. Said she kept lying. Oh, you said you're going to keep lying to your mom until she listens to the podcast?

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I guess we've got to keep on keeping on.

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You made a joke about the song Affirmation by George Benson or Jose Feliciano, if you'd like.

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Yes. I would like.

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Famous Puerto Rican guitarist. Uh-huh. Not Mexican.

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No.

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Nope. You said something about being support- I love affirmation. You said I love supporting you, or something like that. It was clever. I missed it.

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Wow.

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And you said that great courses are the session musicians of the wildcard world.

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Thank you. I was like, I can't believe you didn't hear my session musician joke.

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I catch you on the second time, baby.

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Good thing you can let read listen to our conversation.

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You know what that is?

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Days go by. Uh yeah.

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Wait. Is that Family Matters? No, no, no. Going places. No. Step by step. Crap.

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I just another crackers corner to come. All right. You want to kick it off with Deer Hunter so we can get that out of the way? Because it sounds awful.

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Okay, so this is a new segment of the uh podcast.

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It's not a new segment. We're just moving into a new segment. Listen, would you listen? Oh no. Have you added a segment?

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It's a new segment. Here, here's my notes on Deer Hunter. Let me show you. Oh my gosh, look at that.

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Glorious.

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Okay, that's on.

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Guess what?

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I've seen worse. Guess what? What? Not going to talk about all that.

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Good.

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Because it's a new segment, honey. Okay. You're getting your time right? Is that what you're doing?

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Yep, five minutes.

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You're an animal. Deer Hunter. The new segment is going to be where it's going to be the Rob Shares. Don't set it yet. Don't start it yet. I haven't.

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I'm showing you that it's a good one.

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Where Rob Shares the his, I guess, the most memorable movie scene from a movie that Leslie doesn't care about corner.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Is that gonna be every week?

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I watch a lot of movies. Uh-huh. It's possible.

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He rides a lot of exercise bike, watches movies while it doesn't.

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That's gonna come up. If it doesn't come up, you remind me. Okay. Pretty serious. It's kind of like music therapy almost.

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Oh my goodness.

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It's kind of a way to help, yeah. Um okay. So do uh can I can I give a little uh can I talk about the deer hunter just like give its vitals without starting the timer?

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Can I just give you six minutes?

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We just need to decroate a piece of crap.

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Is this where our son gets his negotiation skills?

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No, I'd say he gets those from my dad. I'd have ten minutes by now. Actually, I'd just be talking. There's nothing. You would know when you would want to be able to do that.

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Yeah. All right.

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Sit back. All right. Six minutes. You get six minutes. Six minutes, ready? Mm-hmm. All right, so the Deer Hunter, 1978. It won. It won five Oscars. It's a good considered to be a good movie.

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Okay.

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Uh De Niro. Uh De Niro's in it. Um freaking uh Meryl Streep is in it. I think I I think I called her Bed Medler last time. I'm wasting time. I'm wasting time. All right, Meryl Streep is awesome in that movie. I haven't seen a ton of Meryl Streep movies, but she's great. Uh Christopher Walkins in it. He uh he looks like uh Nate, the saxophone player. I told him so.

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Yeah.

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Uh and uh John Cazelli's in it.

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Okay.

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Do you know who that is? Nope. Seen Dog Day Afternoon?

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Nope.

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Seen The Godf Godfather?

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Yep.

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Okay. You've seen him. He's uh Fredo. Okay. Anyways. Great great cast. A lot of other people are in it. It's three hours long. It's a Vietnam movie. It's extremely depressing. I mentioned it to a V.

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And this is just so you know, this is why we have a timer.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Okay.

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No, my favorite story. No, because I mean, like, literally, like, this sounds like absolute like I would never want to watch this movie.

SPEAKER_01

No. You wouldn't like it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. But tell me all about it.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Like I always say, you wouldn't like it, but you'd appreciate it.

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Okay.

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Okay. So it's got a lot of Russian roulette in it.

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Uh-huh.

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I'm gonna spoil this movie a little bit.

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As we do.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we we do that. It's it came out in 1978. You know, relax. So it the first the first third, it's it kind of takes place in I'm just throwing this together, but it kind of takes place takes place in three parts where there's before Vietnam. Where the first part of the movie is basically a wedding. It's like a giant party, and then they go hunting. There's so much drinking in this movie, it's insane. It takes place in Pittsburgh. So you see a lot of like Iron City beer and all that. Oh I love Iron City. I know you baby. And then they go to Nom. Now when they go to Nam, holy crap. It's it's such a tone change, it's insane. And um they're in, they're getting they get captured. De Niro, Walken, and uh I can't remember the guy who played uh I think his name's Stevie. Um they are captured by the Viet Cong. They're on this like little shed that's built on a river, and they're inside, and the Viet Cong have these, I think they're AKs, AK-47s, and they've they got them tied up and they're making them play Russian roulette and they're betting on them.

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Like the Viet Cong are betting on the on the I'm nodding in agreement for those of you who can't see me.

SPEAKER_01

And first of all, this kind of scene is this scene could be made kind of there's no version of this that's fun, but like, you know, if you watch like Payback, have you seen Payback?

SPEAKER_04

Does that have Mel Gibson in it? Okay, maybe.

SPEAKER_01

We gotta watch that sometime. Or you see like a movie where it's like it's really dark, but the tone's kind of like, you know, something good's gonna happen. I've never seen this movie. I've heard it's nothing but depressing. I have no idea what they're gonna do to these guys. I think the movie, the rest of the movie, as far as I'm concerned, might just be about them getting tortured for the next two hours, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So they're that's going on. It's Stevie, I think I'm gonna have to correct the crap out of his name. It's the name I'm going with. He just got married before he left. And he has a baby. Um, anyways, that's depressing too. He's freaking out. Like he's absolutely losing his mind. De Niro's in his ear. De Niro's is such a bad mother in this movie, it's insane. Walking's kind of playing middle ground. Stevie won't do it. He won't he won't play the game.

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He won't play. He won't play Russian role.

SPEAKER_01

And Daniel's like, you gotta, you just gotta do it, man. They're gonna block you up in this cage. They lock him up in a cage that's where he can barely breathe. And he's in underwater and there's it's full of rats. Yeah. And he's just like fr absolutely losing his mind. I mean, you you you my my uh I gotta tell you about the bike in a minute. But so Denir they keep him down underneath kind of underneath the uh the shack while they just make people they just line up through them. They basically keep going until they off themselves. And they keep him down underneath and in the in the water. So Walken and and De Niro are kind of scheming, and De Niro's trying to talk him into putting three bullets, talking, talking Walken into agreeing with putting three more bullets into the gun to make the odds crazier. But what his plan is and which he executes the gun is that when he gets the gun, he first of all he does right, he clicks clicks, so now he knows he's got two.

SPEAKER_00

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01

He may even do another one because he's crazy, and he's just like the guy's like smacking him and getting him to shut up because he's like, Come on, come on. I mean, De Niro is on fire in this. He's freaking You're kind of on fire. Oh, so I'm on the bike watching this. And normally I go about 240 watts on average for about 15 minute, 30 minute pace. And which I don't know if that's good or bad, but whatever. By the time this scene was over, I was over 300. But I didn't even know it. I was so amped up mad.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

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And so amped and so like vested in what was get happening. Well, De Niro just honestly is kind of but basically he just pops them. He and and he killed they kill them all, they grab their AKs and just like freaking tear them to ribbons. And they escape.

SPEAKER_04

Um that's the second part of the movie.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. There were four Russian roulette scenes in this movie.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my gosh, that's too many. That's four too many.

SPEAKER_01

The Russian roulette, uh, I believe is kind of like the just it's all about the deer hunter, like one shot, one question.

SPEAKER_04

This came out in the 70s.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So it's very, very, very fresh to actual Vietnam.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, three years, I believe. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Wow.

SPEAKER_01

That's kind of it's intense. It's worth a watch. It's really good. I mean, I I liked it a lot.

SPEAKER_04

Can you say any words about the ending that don't just absolutely spoil it?

SPEAKER_01

It ends in another Russian roulette scene. Well, okay, no, no, no. Hang on a second. I'll I'll tell you how it ends. You ready?

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I'm ready.

SPEAKER_01

It ends in me canceling my ChatGPT plus subscription and moving to and giving Claude my$20 a month.

SPEAKER_04

Ah, is it because you couldn't get ChatGPT to function the way you needed him to to converse with?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. It's bec yes, exactly. It's because it features uh Chopin, a Chopin piece. How am I saying? Am I saying that right?

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Chopin.

Rob’s War Movie Corner: The Deer Hunter

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And uh that they play the the bartender is a John. He's a uh great piano player, but it seems like it anyway. It's the the they use like it's the way they use the way they use music in this movie is pretty cool. Okay. It's got a good the theme song's awesome, it's uh Cavatina. Anyways, so I'm I'm like, what is the piece that John plays, the the Barkey plays in uh right before they go off to war? Because then like the next scene is brutal. Okay, so he says, he, Chad, Chad, says, uh, Irving Berlin, uh, God bless America. So the movie ends that way, where they're all singing it, and it's pretty something else. And I'm like, that's the that's the last scene. And he's like, oh, you're you're absolutely right. That's what it is. Hang on, I will go search for it, but whatever. It does. It comes back. It was Irving Berlin, and I'm like, oh my gosh. I'm like, like it was Chopin, it was something to G Buck.

SPEAKER_04

And I'm taking my money elsewhere, Chad.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and and I said, I was like, and I know you don't care because you're just a stupid half glorified all correct.

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I've been uh Did it say, but I do care. And I'll remember.

SPEAKER_01

The one nice thing is it said uh you're right to leave, basically.

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You're right to leave.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, it's like I understand. Go, good, I hope you come back.

SPEAKER_04

All right.

SPEAKER_01

So what do you think? You got any questions, any more questions about it? I just want to compare it real quick.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. I already turned off the timer. Oh just to just to be nice.

SPEAKER_01

Thank you, honey. Because you're a little interested. Am I talking into watching this movie? No. We talked out of ever wanting to. Rob talks Leslie into watching a war movie.

SPEAKER_04

Does it have Russell Crowe or Hugh Jackman in it? I'll watch those two do war movies.

SPEAKER_01

Would you settle for the Patriot, Mel Gibson? That's a nice blend.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, Mel Gibson's never done it for me.

SPEAKER_01

That movies not really feel good either.

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Oh.

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Bone Tomahawk, you remember that?

SPEAKER_04

I yes, I do.

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That scene, and and because De Niro the whole time's like, just do it, man. Do it. Come on, baby, we're gonna get him.

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We're gonna get him. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_01

Because they can't, the Viet Cong can't speak English, presumably anyway. And so he's like, We're gonna get him, we're gonna get him, just do it, we got you. But the whole time with Kurt Russell and like Nancy Fox are like, yeah, when the guy's getting split open.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01

This has been In the Green Room, you remember that with Sir Patrick Stewart? We just watched it like a year or two ago. The punk, all those punk hardcore like white supremacists.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And those folks get kind of trapped there. Yeah. And there's that scene. Yes, but they got that kind of intensity, except Glorious Black Bastards. Blasters. Blasters. Alright, moving on.

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All right.

SPEAKER_01

What do you want to talk about here?

SPEAKER_04

Well, should we talk about Off to Be the Wizard?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, oh, we're doing that today?

SPEAKER_04

Well, I finished it.

SPEAKER_01

Do you want to do it next week?

SPEAKER_04

Sure, we can take the thing I was going to talk about and do it next week.

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Let's talk about it today.

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Let's talk about it now.

SPEAKER_01

No, let's talk about it now. I did I didn't really uh prep for it, but you didn't really prep for me to have anything. That might be good. I've read it twice. I've read it twice. So let's talk about it.

SPEAKER_04

We don't have to.

SPEAKER_01

No, I you know what I really want to, actually.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, well, I'll just say that it and you said it very correctly. It's a very low-stakes uh read for sure. And I I it's all about this guy who discovers a f computer file and and realizes he can change reality based on what he inputs in the file, and so including he can send himself back in time. And so he goes back in time and ends up in a same time period as other people who have at other points in history realize that they can do the same thing.

SPEAKER_01

Any um that's a pretty good short explanation for it. Any uh book that has a good reads rating of about 3.7 and above and has a plot like that, I'm I'm on it.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. I liked it. It was it was cute. I would like to have read it with my hands. I mean my eyes.

SPEAKER_01

That's right. You listened to it.

SPEAKER_04

I did listen to it, and I listened to it on one and a quarter speed. Then I went up to one and a half speed because I just really needed to get through. Gotcha. What was gonna happen. Um yeah, Jimmy's the worst.

SPEAKER_01

Did it did you we don't have to get into any details, but you kind of see what I meant?

SPEAKER_04

I can't remember what it was you said.

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That that uh how he's uh a bit of a um uh narcissist.

SPEAKER_04

Oh gosh, yeah. Like he couldn't see any error in the things that he was doing, for sure.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, it's a it was kind of a like a character version of it, but it was still like very familiar.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um okay, so let's not take the fun of that. Let's not get a goal deer hunter with Magic 2.0. No. It's a it's a it's a funny.

SPEAKER_04

The series is called Magic 2.0. The first one was called Off to Be the Wizard, which is a very clever name for that book, I have to say.

SPEAKER_01

Not bad. Very there are six of them, I believe.

SPEAKER_04

I have little interest in rereading those. Oh, I'm wondering, though, if the next one features does it also feature Jimmy?

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I okay.

SPEAKER_04

It's okay. You don't have to say.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Uh, yeah, I the there's I'm confusing. Let's just say that there are some recurring characters.

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Okay.

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And I'm confusing a couple plot lines because I've read the next two.

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Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

There's one where they go to Atlantis. There's one where there's like an old, like, like the Don of Computers kind of guy. He's like an old like um what is the heck they call it? Something works. Uh I don't know. Just like an old school secret government dude who gets zapped there and he's just like thinks everybody's an idiot.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You know, it's he's a pretty great character. Uh this is the best one as far as I'm concerned.

SPEAKER_04

I was gonna say, I wonder if you um if there is another book that literally checks every single box for you, where they're like messing with time travel, messing with like algorithms, and frequently talking about visits to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_00

Oh. Man.

SPEAKER_01

Because that means quite a lot of that, in the book. The whole time I was reading the theme of the book.

SPEAKER_04

It is. The whole time I was reading it, I was like, this this did Rob write this book? Visits to the bathroom. If Rob could write a book, this would have been Rob's book. What's the author's name?

SPEAKER_01

Uh Scott Meyer, I think.

SPEAKER_04

Cool. Well, are you Scott Meyer?

SPEAKER_01

I I I he did he did a very good job with the I would have made it a little uh sloppier. I would have gone to a little more details on Jimmy's droppings. Uh-huh.

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Um, they went into some they made the picture really come together. They did.

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He did a good job.

SPEAKER_04

He actually, I I like I like more universally appealing, probably, than what you would have written. Just gonna throw that out there.

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Funny the first 15 pages. Yeah.

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All right, cool.

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Next. No way. Are you kidding me?

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What? Okay.

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Hey, guy, okay, so what what do you think I like about this?

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Well, you love that well, you love the time travel. And you love that like the way that they use the algorithm to manipulate their reality.

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Yes.

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So I will say That's what I would say you like the best.

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Yeah. I love time travel. Time travel almost takes a backseat in this case. Well that's it's a secondary effect of the good point.

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Manipulating the algorithm.

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I wonder how they that's a weird thing to be able to pick out. Like that whole thing I kind of like the way he did it where the cliffs of Dover, like it's the only place you remember and he figured they'd be there. Oh, yeah. But even that had shifted over the course of the I like, I mean, I'm sure it wasn't terribly accurate, but he did he he made things interesting.

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He did.

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Um, I am just I absolutely love the idea of so one of I'm a video game nerd, even though I haven't played one in like.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah, he's totally like building a character for himself.

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He he is, totally, but also what I was gonna say, okay, hang on. What I was gonna say is there are you're gonna care so much about this.

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Okay, it's a good thing you're including it.

SPEAKER_01

So you know the game I always talk about, this Disco Elysium, that I want to play with you?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Or Stardew Valley that we've talked about that I've played. That you yeah, technically, you have. Good job.

SPEAKER_04

What do you mean technically?

SPEAKER_01

Um, they have like plain text safe game files. Does that make any sense? Yes. Okay. So they're basically like JSON or XML. It's like literally like a spreadsheet in a yeah, exactly.

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Yeah.

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And it's not exactly a modem.

SPEAKER_04

You think the modem is uh anyways. Is it the screen?

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You could go into those games and change everything about your character and everything about where they are in the game.

SPEAKER_04

You could do that with like yeah. So this is that.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Yeah. It's it's cheating, but it's like a really fun way to cheat.

SPEAKER_04

And it still has consequences that even though you're cheating, you still have to you're not getting off scot-free. You're not just making it all the way to the end. Yeah, like you might, you know, it's your cheating has consequences that you have to then cheat again.

SPEAKER_01

It's a lot of fun. It Oh.

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Which almost makes it not even cheating.

SPEAKER_01

I would actually like to make a video game where you first like to make a video game. Second, our son has a book you can borrow. I'd like for it to be where the entire up the entire point of the game is to cheat. Like, so you would have uh basically I've thought a lot about it. I got this like anyway, it doesn't surprise me. I'll make an we'll have an episode about it.

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What else you got?

SPEAKER_01

Uh I'm still reading Red Country. Book's awesome. Um, do we want to talk any more about Bob Weir?

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Homie, if you had something you wanted to say, I don't know anything about him.

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Uh I bet you've heard him sing a lot of songs.

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Probably so.

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I think I think I want to do Sugar Magnolia at some point. I think that'd be a fun song to do. He sang on that. Sang on Truckin'.

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Trucking.

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You know China Cat Sunflower?

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I don't know. I don't think so.

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He plays a pretty sick riff on that, too. Here comes Sunshine Mexicali Blues. You know Mexicali Blues.

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Did you say Johnny Cat Sunshine?

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China Cat Sunflower.

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Oh, well, we have to send a special shout out to poor old Carl the Cat.

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No, we're done. We're done.

SPEAKER_04

No, but I'm just interrupting that. Oh. Just to say. Rest in peace, Carl the Cat.

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Of course.

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Uncle Dan's daughter, Lillian, our niece Lillian, her cat went to uh await the rest of them at the Rainbow Bridge. So we love you, Carl. Okay, anyway. Mexicali blues.

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Rainbow Bridge Corner.

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Rainbow Bridge Corner. Gosh, I hope we don't have to visit that.

SPEAKER_01

We can do Mexicali Blues too. Actually, I think I want to do that one instead.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Is it have singing?

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah.

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Okay. Um You can do instrumentals again. We only did the one.

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Yeah, I've been thinking about how I want to do instrumentals. I do love so one of my favorite like style guitar playing is like Hank Marvin. Like, do you know?

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Nope.

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You know the shadows are?

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Nope.

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Um okay, so you know the ventures are?

SPEAKER_04

The ventures, yes.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so the well they'll they'll play this is a pretty popular way to play back in like the 60s, still kind of, but not really. Where they'll just play a melody ver like a guitar version of all the the lead guitar player, like Hank Marvin in this case, would play the melody.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01

On top of something that more or less sounds like the rest of the song. Yes. And I love that. That's just like I could listen to that kind of music all day long. Anyways, um, I would like to do a lot of those at some point, mainly because I just like playing, and I might as well make videos today while I'm at it because we have all this expensive crap. Okay, so what else? I'm also watching Path of Glory. It's another war movie. You can look forward to meeting.

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Five Minute Corner. Five Minute War movie corner.

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What have you been what have you been up to?

SPEAKER_04

Well, I um had today I was listening to the Secret Garden musical soundtrack featuring Mandy Petinkin.

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Whoa.

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And Daisy Egan.

SPEAKER_00

Who's that?

SPEAKER_04

So she she was like a child Broadway star, but she has a podcast now.

SPEAKER_00

Hmm.

SPEAKER_04

And I knew about her when she when she was little. I used to listen to Secret Garden when I think I was probably in high school. So she's probably like a little bit of a change.

SPEAKER_01

Is that the one where there's like a like a little hand that comes out and just like beckons forward?

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I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

That's the movie. Secret Garden.

SPEAKER_04

It's the Secret Garden musical. It's like pretty classical, yeah. There's a lot, a bit more of a lyrical singing than true show choir singing. Or sorry, musical theater singing. Not as bright forward singing. It's a bit more like Mandy Petinkin's kind of he has a really weird but good voice.

SPEAKER_01

He does. It's really high. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. He's a high.

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He was in Dead Like Me. And he's sang that to his mom.

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He did.

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Oh no, his daughter.

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Oh yeah.

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It was his daughter who he sang too. That was weird. That was a kind of a hard word. That was a little bit of a pathos experience there.

SPEAKER_04

And then I also was so we were so the song we're doing later is Leader of the Pack, so I was trying to think through my B side and my cover and all that. And this I didn't end up going with this, but I do think I wanted to do a song, but the um the album called what was it called? But the band the band is of Monsters and Men. And the album is called My Head is an Animal, and it has that song Little Talks on it.

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Okay.

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Da da da da da da Yeah, yeah, that's why I know them.

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Yeah, I love that song.

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That's the only reason I know them too. So I decided today I was thinking about them as being one of my choices for one of those options. But I ended up just listening to that album, and it is good. It kind of all sounds the same, but I like the sound.

SPEAKER_01

I do, I like the sound too.

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There's a lot of the man and woman singing in octaves, which kind of gives like an open, sad feel.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. So they're singing this.

SPEAKER_04

That means they're singing the same melody.

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Okay. Like on the piano. Do we did we do that at all in this song? No.

SPEAKER_04

No. And then the other thing I watched that you sent me.

SPEAKER_01

No, shut up.

SPEAKER_04

That well, we did sing Leader of the Pack, I guess, in unison. Uh but the other thing I watched that you sent me was the Lori Laughlin um Slow Dance, BMX Slow Dance.

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Oh.

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And what's the name of the movie?

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Rad.

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Rad.

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Yeah.

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That was awful. It was the stup like maybe like one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

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Like, yeah. In a good way. In a great way. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my gosh, my heart almost stopped.

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There's just like some parts where she I mean, I know like BMX bikers do all kinds of crazy stuff with their bike, but she's like riding the bicycle with like the wrong direction. Like it's upright and she's riding.

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She's just like standing up like this. Yeah, she has like a tightrope.

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She's doing like a ballet move. Oh my gosh.

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I love the exchanges in the audience too.

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And what who were like the two businessmen were the ones like, what factory does that kid work at?

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It was very much yeah. It was kind of like punches the gap. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

It's like pay you for Miami Connection conversation. It was so bad.

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And you had like Tomax and Zayman. Do you know who Tomax and Zaymon are from Gia Joe? The tw the twins?

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Oh.

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Those guys remind me of it. Vaguely, vaguely.

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Yeah, anyway. So I watched that. So if you haven't seen that slow dance BMX, Slow Dance by Rat from Rat.

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Send me an Angel by Real Life.

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Yeah, send me an Angel.

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Name of that song. Wonderful. I'm glad you watched it.

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Thank you for sending it to you. It was terrible. Like it was just me bad.

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I saw that for the first time, I think, in high school. I used to hang out around a lot of guys who were into biking, and we were watching that, and that scene came on. I was like, oh my gosh, what is this? Did they think it was funny ride? I was like, is it this Salta? Yeah.

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Well, it reminds me of the one time.

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No, they didn't think it was cool. No.

SPEAKER_04

One time, remember when I was like very much into like riding my bicycle? And I was like talking about it at work, and somebody heard like one of my one of my cooler patients. I used to work at the psychiatric hospital, and there's a pretty cool people in there. There's one guy who's I wish I could remember his name. If I did, I guess I probably shouldn't say it anyway. But he he was like, oh, he heard me say something about bikes. I was like, I love riding bikes. He's like, me too. And we're like talking about him forever. And then finally, someone else I worked with was like, he's talking about motorcycles. I was like, oh. They were talking about like a bicycle. I was like, I'm dumb. Sorry. Sorry, patient. And I was cool.

SPEAKER_01

It's an honest mistake. You didn't know. That's all right. I would have done honestly, I would have done the same freaking thing. I would have to talk about an exercise bike.

SPEAKER_04

Your bike doesn't even go anywhere.

SPEAKER_01

I watched Passive Glory. Stanley Kubrick's first movie. I don't even know if that's true.

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What else do you have?

SPEAKER_01

I watched, I listened to uh Songsung Blue.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you did. Yeah, 1970s. How was it?

SPEAKER_01

72 Neil Diamond. Uh I loved it. It's a good tune. It's got a lot of things I like in it.

SPEAKER_04

Did you write had you ever heard it? Did you recognize it?

SPEAKER_01

I have heard it. I know I'd heard it before, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

It's pretty recognizable.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. And it's got a lot of strings and things that you like. Horns and a choral ensemble, am I saying that right?

SPEAKER_03

Orchestral ensemble.

SPEAKER_01

An orchestral ensemble. And Sam. I liked it a lot. Yeah. Thank you. And I listened to a I listened to two versions, unfortunately, of a song called You Don't Need to Be a Baby to Cry by the Caravels and Tennessee Ernie Ford.

SPEAKER_04

Tennessee Ernie Ford is the one that I know.

SPEAKER_01

Doesn't it?

SPEAKER_04

Be a baby. Somebody wanted to be a good one.

SPEAKER_01

It wasn't awful. It was just like, okay.

SPEAKER_04

I had someone who asked me to learn that, but it's very difficult because it's you can't pick a key. That thing is all over the place. Oh yeah, I bet it'll probably be You've got to be able to sing really low and really high in the key that you choose.

SPEAKER_01

I bet the uh of Monsters and Men could do it.

SPEAKER_04

Maybe so. Together. They can each cover off.

SPEAKER_01

If we ever do a um if we ever do you don't have to be a baby to cry, that's gonna be my dream cover.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Okay. We'll never do that, so Demon Gummies, you heard of them? No.

SPEAKER_01

Caroline sent them to me.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, I heard her talking about that with you. Rainbow Gummy.

SPEAKER_01

You might like this. No?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, it's Stardew Valley.

SPEAKER_01

It's uh I hadn't heard of them.

SPEAKER_04

Back on Stardew Valley.

SPEAKER_01

Well, back on Demon Gummies. We're just we're just flirting with Stardew Valley a little bit.

SPEAKER_04

Sebastian, seeing that?

SPEAKER_01

Excuse me, Mr. Concerned Ape. Um, Sebastian, yeah. I'll listen, see? I'm listening to stuff. You're not gonna catch me.

SPEAKER_04

Oh gosh. I've already had a couple, I think, today.

SPEAKER_01

You're such a punk.

SPEAKER_04

Uh I don't try to force it.

SPEAKER_01

Have you have you heard of Chiptune?

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_01

You don't have to force it. I'm I'm freaking uh not the most observant person in the world. Chiptune, it's like a genre of like uh low-fi video game-inspired music. This is it. And it's fine stuff. I really liked it a lot. It's got songs like How Do You Know When It's Okay to Do Nothing? And uh When You're Trying to Write a Song and It's Not Working Out.

SPEAKER_04

I love those titles. Those are great.

SPEAKER_01

Honestly, it is it is cool. I've listened to the album two or three times this week.

SPEAKER_04

That's the Demon Gummies.

SPEAKER_01

Thank you, Caroline. Yeah. I like the show.

SPEAKER_04

How did she know about it?

SPEAKER_01

She said, I heard these guys, they sound they remind me of Stardew Valley. I think you'd like them.

SPEAKER_04

Caroline's the loveliest daughter we've done.

SPEAKER_01

Uh what did you think of old uh Brian Crane?

SPEAKER_04

Well, I thought it was above better. It was fine. I don't know. I don't dislike it. I just when it's on, I cannot listen to it. Like it's on and I'm enjoying it, but I'm not paying attention to it. That's kind of Does it not all sound the same to you?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, there's quite a bit that sounds the same.

SPEAKER_04

It reminds me of like it Jim Brickman a bit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Very pop piano, right?

SPEAKER_04

Was that what you would consider it?

SPEAKER_01

Or are you bigger? I prefer a big Richard Claterman head?

SPEAKER_04

No. Tell me all about him in the next corner. The Richard Claterman corner. But um, we'll say that I like the ones which mostly just piano over the ones that have strings in the background.

SPEAKER_01

What did you think of the first song?

SPEAKER_04

Sienna?

SPEAKER_01

Songs song for Sienna.

SPEAKER_04

It's fine. I guess it's a little cinematic.

SPEAKER_01

What would you do if I told you it's like maybe top 20 favorite songs of all time for me?

SPEAKER_04

I would not be surprised. I'm happy for you. Now, I have a lot of respect for this person. I would like to see if you could.

SPEAKER_01

I could tell I was about to tell you, like, why would you get off his dad? I can't I can't say what I want to say. Uh no, continue. This is why this is half the reason I like making you listen to this stuff.

SPEAKER_04

Um it's fun. I would like to see what else he can do.

SPEAKER_01

Oh so you immediately went out and listened to the rest of his nine albums or however it is? No. 20?

SPEAKER_04

I was leaving that open, the door open for myself to go out and see what else he can do.

SPEAKER_01

January's Brian Crane month.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

On this podcast.

SPEAKER_04

Every year. It's gonna take us nine years for me to get through his discography.

SPEAKER_01

No, I'm totally I totally understand.

SPEAKER_04

His songs um This isn't gonna be such a I shouldn't even say it because people are gonna be like, she does not know what she's talking about. Tell her to shut up. They're a little formulaic.

SPEAKER_01

You don't know what you're talking about, shut up.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, I won't say anything else.

SPEAKER_01

No, they they kind of are. I mean, they they have uh what I write. There's some songs on their Do you know the song Alone Again Naturally by Gilbert O'Sullivan?

SPEAKER_04

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I like depressing stuff, apparently. Um the okay, here's the thing.

SPEAKER_04

You just really like to have feelings inside you deep inside your brain, but not on the outside.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, that might be right. Yeah. I think that might be right. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That's okay. I don't like to have them at all.

SPEAKER_01

So I used to play this video game called The Forthcoming.

SPEAKER_04

F-O-U-R-T-H.

SPEAKER_01

Mom. Not you.

SPEAKER_04

Your own mom.

SPEAKER_01

Mother. Uh, this is the game with Brandon.

SPEAKER_04

We're finally getting a lot of time.

SPEAKER_01

I want to talk about the forthcoming sometime because I get some forthcoming stories.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my gosh. How do you play with Brandon?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So um Brandon, Brandon was the son of the of the his mom ran the ran the server that it was played on. You could buy like licensing for anyway. Anyways, this song for Sienna reminds me, it's like a better version of the forthcoming theme.

SPEAKER_03

Was that MIDI?

SPEAKER_01

Uh no, I don't think it was. Huh. I don't think it was MIDI. No. Anyways. Moving on. We don't have to talk about Brian Crane anymore. I understand. I don't have much more to say, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_04

I liked it.

SPEAKER_01

I do like that kind of music though. And and his, I don't love it, but it when I want to hear it, if I'm working or something, it it does the job. And his version of that, like of that genre, I think he's like the best.

SPEAKER_04

So I would like to have something like that on playing. Like when I used to work at the psych hospital, I used to help with art therapy groups. Not that I did any art therapy at all, except just sit next to people and hand them crayons or whatever. I would like that's what I would like to have on if I was creating a visual art piece. I would like that on in the background.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it is super formulaic though. I know exactly what you're talking about. I just wanted to feign.

SPEAKER_04

Ignorance, make me look bad in front of all of our good 15, 16 friends. Did we get any new subscribers this week?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we got one. We're up to 18. Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_04

One per we're gonna have 50 by the end of the year.

SPEAKER_01

We very well might.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's cute.

SPEAKER_01

So, Bob, we're pass of glory. I think I think you covered it all. We might have gotten over all of it. How many, how when do we start?

SPEAKER_04

We started at 7.05. It is 755.

SPEAKER_01

We gotta run. How are we gonna run through Flatland?

More Books, Time Travel, And Game Saves

SPEAKER_04

I mean, this is why I think we should cut things off, and you are like, just a little bit more, just a little bit more. But it's up to you.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. This is your how long do we have?

SPEAKER_04

We have until really about 840. I'm gonna give you 840.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, 840. 45 minutes. 45 minutes. We're gonna talk about flatlands.

SPEAKER_04

Flatland and leader of the pack.

SPEAKER_01

We're gonna talk about flatland for for 30 minutes, leader of the pack for 15.

SPEAKER_04

All right, I'll put a timer on then.

SPEAKER_01

Flatland.

SPEAKER_04

Flatlands.

SPEAKER_01

Were you were you uh No, I'd never heard of Flatland before. Were you a bit flatlanded Flatlanded out?

SPEAKER_04

By the end of the third one? I sure was. I sure was. Okay, here's what we did. Just so everyone knows. We read the original Flatland, which is was written in 1840.

SPEAKER_00

84.

SPEAKER_04

That might be one of the oldest books I've ever read, besides the Bible.

SPEAKER_01

It's um Yeah, I don't get too much older than that myself. I've read Calamani Crisco Crisco.

SPEAKER_02

Make it cookies? Calamoni Crisco.

SPEAKER_01

I obviously I haven't read too many.

SPEAKER_04

I wish that's what it was called. Oh my gosh, if Crisco hears this, they need to steal that. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I'm sure they've got to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_04

So we read the book. Well, we read we'd listened to it. But we read it.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04

And it's a novella. I'm just gonna give a really brief description of it. We kind of have a few times, but I'll give a back.

SPEAKER_01

I love it when you do this. This is why you're on the show.

SPEAKER_04

This is this is it. This is the one reason. Okay. So the first half of the book explains from the perspective of a square living in flatland. And so they only have imagine you're on the top of a tabletop, and you can only live on the top of the table. So you can only go left, right, north, south. They call east, west, north, south. Um, which that's gonna matter. The north is really gonna matter. So they're only moving, if you could see me on the YouTube, they're just on the paper on these, I guess is it the X just the X-axis, really?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. X and Y.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay. X and Y. Okay, so anyway, so he basically spends the first half of the book explaining how because and so because they can't see a whole shape, they can only see one section of a shape at a time, then they don't know what shape they're talking to. And so they only see lines, and so they use different methods to determine what shape they're talking to. And he goes through like all this class system. I mean, there's a it's a bit um thick satire. Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Like it's insane.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And so like women are just lines, like we don't have shapes. And they have to do a peace cry. All they have to always be doing it because they can you can't they can't be seen from the front, they can only be seen from the side. And so they're very dangerous because they could pierce right through other shapes. And um, the more corners you have, the more angles you have, the higher class you are.

SPEAKER_00

As long as they're perfect.

SPEAKER_04

As long as you're perfect, yes, all symmetrical. Um and the higher by the time you have so so many, you become a priest because you have so many that you appear to be a circle. And so he's and then each every generation. Every generation gets another side. So like the four, the square gave birth to a Pentagon, the Pentagon to a hexagon, and so on.

SPEAKER_01

I'm glad you said and so on. Actually, I want to kind of want to say that.

SPEAKER_04

Septagon, octagon. Don't know what nine is. Decagon is ten.

SPEAKER_01

Nano is not Dectogon. I don't know.

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Dr.

SPEAKER_04

Octagon.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't pay too much attention to the math stuff.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. So like that was funny because you were like, don't worry about the math stuff. And which I thought was kind of funny because it wasn't a lot, it was more just like shapes and angles.

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah, but so yeah, it is, but he goes into a little bit of detail. And then it it it's kind of you like half the movies we watched were, or two of them anyway, were kind of made for like educational purposes.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

You know, we'll get there. Some math stuff there.

SPEAKER_04

So then so he just basically lays out the whole flatland society and how it all works. And the priests are the like they lay down the law, and whatever the priests say is what you do, and it's like basically heretical. Is that a word?

SPEAKER_01

Well, it depends on what's basically heretical. It's heretical a word, too. Oh, yeah, I believe so. I'm sorry, yes.

SPEAKER_04

To um to think beyond the 2D world that they live in.

SPEAKER_01

Now, question for you. Was that I I I'm so blended. I should have gone through and said what seen what the difference was, but was that part really harped on in the book? Because it was in the in one of the movies.

SPEAKER_04

It was because at the end he's held trial. He's he's held on trial. On trial. He's put on trial.

SPEAKER_01

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_04

He's held trial.

SPEAKER_01

He's held though.

SPEAKER_04

And imprisoned for talking about that. So yes, it is part of the book. Okay, so in the second half of the book, he has an encounter with a 3D object, which is a cube, right? No, it's a sphere.

SPEAKER_01

Well, t technically this he technically he goes to flatland. Oh, we still talk sorry, Line Land.

SPEAKER_04

He goes to Line Land and a Dream. Lines can literally only move left and right.

SPEAKER_01

This is by the way where the book got into the weeds for the math. No. Well, yeah. Yes. Go ahead. What I was gonna say where this is where the book got good.

SPEAKER_04

Ah.

SPEAKER_01

I almost stopped reading it because I was like Well, this is when the story starts.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, this is really He goes down in a dream, right? Point Land.

SPEAKER_01

Uh Lineland? Lineland. He goes to Pointland, but we'll we'll get here.

SPEAKER_04

It depends on what he has a dream where he goes to Lineland, which is 1D. He lives in a 2D world, he goes down to a 1D world. And they I can't remember what happens. Uh now I'm blending with the movie.

SPEAKER_01

So he's talking to the king of Lineland. Okay. And he learns how the lines happen in the sorry, learns the rules of Lineland, similar to how you learn the actual societal rules of Flatland. What I was just gonna say was the satire, I was just like, okay, this is super clever, it's really interesting. I think it's fascinating, it's part of the Victorian era and everything, but I had these expectations since like Carl Sagan was the one who quote told me about it. You know, I thought it was gonna be. Yeah, I was like, okay, so this is a book written by a priest that Carl Sagan is endorsing. Like this has got to be a cool book, right? So and I was like, it's not what I thought it was. Okay, it's it is really good. He's doing a he's like up there with Mark Twain, way to go. But like, not but then when he went to Lineland, I was like, oh now I get it. This is I see what this is exactly what I was looking for.

Listening Log: From Diamond To Demon Gummies

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Well, the reason we s even brought this up is because we were we did an episode about spooky stuff, and we started talking about like alternate dimensions and like uh multiverses and all the stuff, and then Rob brought up having read Flatland. So and then you read it after that, didn't you?

SPEAKER_01

I I brought up having known about it but wanted to read it, and then I read it.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so so then he kind of gets he kind of gets a sense of what it's like to to lose a dimension, like go down to a 1D world in this dream. And then he has this encounter with a sphere from a 3D world. And like his brain like literally cannot comprehend what he's seeing, because he can only see the sphere as a flat circle.

SPEAKER_01

And and the reason he had that dream was so that this so that the sp he would have a point of reference for when the sphere came to him. So he would be able to cause because the whole time Square or whatever his name is Brian or Brian Crane.

SPEAKER_04

It's Brian Crane.

SPEAKER_01

That's why his music's so Brian Crane is in it, and the soundtrack's fantastic. It's just like the forthcoming, if you know what that is. Brandon. Brandon knows. Love you be. Alright, so he uh what was I saying?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, the reason he has that dream is so that he has a point of reference from the sphere.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because because the whole time this Brian's trying to I can't, I can't joke. I can't joke and do math. Square. Square. I'll stick to quit screwing around, Rob. Square is trying to explain to the line, the king of the line king. Um, what he's like, I'm not, I'm above you. He's like, you above me? What what is or do I'm outside of the he's trying to explain the y-axis basically.

SPEAKER_04

Like he's yeah, yes. And they can they only get the x-axis.

SPEAKER_01

I really love the way they go into the details of like how they mate and how they find their wives and how they know how far away they are from each other and all that stuff.

SPEAKER_04

You should totally blitz.

SPEAKER_01

It's wild.

SPEAKER_04

It is like that it someone comes out of 1884. Like this is kind of like This is back when people were super dumb back in the 1800s.

SPEAKER_01

But these are like um like there's a lot, I won't get into it, but there's a lot of like technologic technological aspects. Like there's a lot of like networking kind of principles involved in this, and it's really fascinating stuff.

SPEAKER_04

Um nothing new under the sun, baby.

SPEAKER_01

No. So, anyways.

SPEAKER_04

So, anyway, then the sphere comes and and he's like trying to explain to the square, like, you live in a 2D world, I have a third dimension, and so he is able to take the square out of flat land into sphere land where there's 3D objects and he shows them a cube. So that's how you know he's a square, and so he would make a cube if you know he had the third dimension.

SPEAKER_01

Um I love the way the sorry get my the the way related or a movie related. It's it's everything related. Well, except for the Deadly Moor one. Well, maybe not, actually. The way they describe all of the way they describe them stacking inf infinitely.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, like a deck with a deck of cards. But he does that in the last one, I think.

SPEAKER_01

Just freaking love it so much. Yeah. I d I love I I can't explain why. You know why I love it? Why do I love it?

SPEAKER_03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I love I love it because part of it must just be like the everybody experiences. If anybody who knows something about something and shares it with other people knows how difficult it is to try to explain something to them. Something that you know more about that requires possibly 20 years of experience.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and points of reference that they don't have, and yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And so from the most so we're gonna, of course, take this all the way to Crazy Town, right? But from the most pragmatic perspective, this movie resonates with any professional or anybody freaking whatever, it's everything now. Okay. Right.

SPEAKER_04

So so he gets him out and he's able to look down at Flatland and realize that he can see into like he can now see the shapes that are just floating flat around on the surface. He can see the innards of everybody. Inside of people's houses, whereas before he's only ever been able to see lines because he can only see flat things. Um and then he has this epiphany. I'm sure I'm skipping things, but he has this epiphany. Well, if there's a 3D, then there must be a 4D. And then the sphere is like shuts it down. He's like, absolutely not. That's preposterous. There's no 4D, three. That's just you know crazy to even think of it. And and so then he sends the square back.

SPEAKER_01

More insane satire.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. He sends the square back to Flatland. He starts talking. He's like, it's my I'm supposed to tell people about 3D, the third dimension, and then the priests find out, and he's you know breaking a law by talking about it with his grandson or his son? Uh with his off some offspring.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Well, his grandson. Because grandson's asking about the grandson proposes the idea of a three D.

SPEAKER_04

And he initially shoots it down and then through the thing. That's when Spirit shows up.

SPEAKER_01

He's like, actually, you're great, but little boys up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

You know, the Spirit in my mind didn't talk the way he did in any of the movies.

SPEAKER_01

You got maybe John Goodman?

SPEAKER_04

He was less of a pompous jerk, even though he was kind of a pompous jerk, but his voice I was I thought he was pretty cool until he uh fourth dimension. So anyway, he ends up getting arrested and imprisoned in Flatland for trying to talk about the thing.

SPEAKER_01

There's a plot line there too.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01

He goes to Pointland, which was really interesting.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah, Safir takes him to Pointland.

SPEAKER_01

I there are some really, really stupid people. I know some people living in Pointland. I mean, you could argue we all do, right? But I like I really do who just like like you almost you're almost envious of them.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, I do. I remember a time in I think my freshman year when I said to my mom, I wish I was dumb so I didn't have to worry about getting good grades. And she was like, Don't say that.

SPEAKER_01

Or literally said that to me. He's like, I wish I was stupid. So I'm like, Do you realize that if you were stupider that taking the the the reason for the classes, I'm like, I maybe you are, dude. Think this through, man. Seriously, but that that okay, so that's a perfect example of why I like I'm not gonna lie, I like this because of the the nerdery of it and the the theology suggestions and the parallels there and and what maybe visions might have been like of like Dan were you know, Daniel Ezekiel, and and or just like anything in science that we're like we used to think that the sun revolved around the earth, and now we know that it doesn't, and it's crazy to think that people used to believe that, but they used to believe that, or like anything about how the human body works.

SPEAKER_04

They used to think that you they needed to bleed your blood out of your body, but now we know, of course, that's not correct, but people you know, like that's what it makes.

SPEAKER_01

You could go on and on and on. If you if you like that line of thinking, by the way, check out Bill Bryson's um A Brief History of Nothing.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01

It's it's a lot of it is on basically the history of science. Okay, but also just the nasty cattiness of scientists.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I think you've talked about that with me before.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, so we're a little a little less a little less than halfway uh through our 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_01

Pretty good explanation.

SPEAKER_04

So tell us there were three animated films, which I'm going to say I had no idea they were gonna be animated. Because I kept saying, I wonder how they're gonna do. Like, wonder about the storyline. What do you think they're gonna have like I didn't know if they were gonna make it like Alphanachis was gonna be walking around in the No, no, I didn't know if they were gonna make it like some sort of allegory? No, that's not the word. Allegories like like literally have like a village of simple people, and then like a city would be like I thought they were gonna represent sort of an allegory, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's a symbolic uh kind of an analog. Like an analog?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and like leave the shape stuff behind. Oh, people's eyes would be open. That's what I thought it was gonna be. But it was just animation of literally the squares and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01

What was your favorite movie?

SPEAKER_04

Well, tell us all three what they were.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so and okay, I'll do my best. They were hard to hunt down. I'm just gonna tell you that. 1965, there was a short 11-minute version.

SPEAKER_04

Harvard?

Piano Pop Opinions And Process

SPEAKER_01

Was it Harvard?

SPEAKER_04

Well, I think I saw Harvard with his name on there when we were Oh, was it?

SPEAKER_01

You know, I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, continue.

SPEAKER_01

But it was narrated by Dudley Moore.

SPEAKER_04

Wow. Um what else was he?

SPEAKER_01

Arthur?

SPEAKER_04

Oh.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know anything else he was in. I'm sure he was in a bunch of other stuff.

SPEAKER_04

Continue.

SPEAKER_01

So I I I gotta say, I'm not gonna say I like that one the most. Because it was just the production value was terrible. Yeah. But I there's something about that delivery and and that old feeling.

SPEAKER_04

It reminds me of those commercials we were watching on PubD Hub. Yes, yeah. A couple times. Crying our eyes out. In laughter, I mean.

SPEAKER_01

And it reminded me, his his delivery kind of reminds me of like a British version of Don't look it up if you don't know it. But the assistant principal's big day that from Adam Sandler and they're all gonna laugh at you.

SPEAKER_04

Or he says, like, the principal I mean like his voice was it was very annoying the way he kept laughing, like it's like the uh sizes, triangles.

SPEAKER_00

But then he would say this is the power facilities will be moved into my office and uh just kind of But then he also would say it twice.

SPEAKER_04

He'd be like, Flatland triangle. Flatland triangle. Like he repeated a bunch of stuff unnecessarily.

SPEAKER_01

Is there a way we could do it in less than one take?

SPEAKER_04

I guess that's what we want. I wrote that it the first one that we watched was a depressing drug-addled fever dream.

SPEAKER_01

The first one, the one we're talking about, yeah. It's kind of amazing though what they were able to pack into 11 minutes.

SPEAKER_04

I said honestly, they covered the first half of the book really efficiently.

SPEAKER_01

They really did. Yeah. I was I was actually very impressed by it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And and they kind of just they basically what they did was they stayed, I'd say, probably the far truest to the book.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But they what they did was just used editing. They just flat out omitted parts.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, they just left the book.

SPEAKER_01

But they left the meat of it.

SPEAKER_04

It was actually it was the best one.

SPEAKER_01

I was very impressed. We probably could have caught it on that.

SPEAKER_04

We should have.

SPEAKER_01

What did you think about the second one?

SPEAKER_04

Okay. So the second one was made me kind of mad because they like totally like the wife was a square.

SPEAKER_01

The second one was really stupid.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I the They made they made this little girl like a main character. They totally changed like that's the one where she had to go where she found area fifty-one or whatever their version of it. None of that was in the uh where there was like a cube stuck in the flat land and they could see. Didn't make any sense.

SPEAKER_01

No, I I I really didn't like it. Um it reminded me of um It was kind of a classified as a mathematics uh or as an instructional um Sure, I guess.

SPEAKER_04

I here's some things I said. I was mad. I was mad. It had Kristen Bell, so if you like her, it was probably had to be one of her first things.

SPEAKER_01

Had uh Martin Sheen.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Was in it.

SPEAKER_04

I was mad.

SPEAKER_01

I said, why Still Esteves was in it.

SPEAKER_04

I said, why is a wife a square and not just a line? That made me mad. And then also there were the the boss was a woman. And in the book it was like very chauvinistic. Pretty much misogynistic.

SPEAKER_01

It's just about how crappy women are treated in Victoria. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So she would never have been a boss, and then I said, How can this be? And then I said it reminded me of 2D Sims. If there was a 2D Sims, that's what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, I could see that.

SPEAKER_04

I did like the way that they animated it, the way they illustrated them moving and interacting with their homes and their sinks and beds and Yeah, I I thought it was clever.

SPEAKER_01

I also hated it because I almost threw up like it the whole time.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, because they would their their squares would spin, but they wouldn't, but their eye would stay in the same place, so it did kind of make you feel sick. I I agreed. And then um I was asking, I was wondering about Line Land. Do they just are they just always stuck in the same spot between the same people?

SPEAKER_01

Oh man, yes. Since they can't get out of that line, yes, they do have some movement, I believe.

SPEAKER_04

They can go left and right, but they can't.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, man, I need to re f refamiliarize myself with Line Land. Because I remember it it hit me when I was listening to it because I stopped and I was like writing it out and I was re-listening to stuff because I was trying to listen to how they communicate, how they find his wives, and how he knows how far away they're. Yeah. She's 7,000 meters down the, you know. And he explains it all, and it's fascinating.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but not rememberable.

SPEAKER_01

But I didn't rememberable. I'm just not that smart.

SPEAKER_04

All right. And then I also thought that one, the second one was kind of lazy because at one point they were the guards, the uh what were the isosceles triangles?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

They told the lady to sit down. And I was like, you can't, the whole premise of this, they keep saying upward, not northward. And then you so you can't tell someone, like you can't like they wouldn't have said sit down, lady.

SPEAKER_01

I think that's something where the writer could just claim that it was a joke. Just be like, oh, it's just a subtle. No, I'm just no. Well, one thing I will say. This is for you. Good catch. One thing I will say, this is not really me defending the writer, but one thing I did find interesting is, and they only hinted at this a couple times, but in both the book and in one of the movies, the law that the last one, where height does exist.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

It's not truly 2D. Right. It's just static.

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_01

And we'll get to the third one in a second.

SPEAKER_04

And it's so infinitesimally small that it might as well not exist.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

It's that even the people who are that height can't comprehend their height.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Um, and that one was 30 minutes, and it I was starting to get nervous for the last one.

SPEAKER_01

Which was an hour and a half.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Well, and we watched it on 1 and 0.5 speed, so.

SPEAKER_01

Didn't we? 1 and 0.25. One in 0.2 speed. Which was a good call. One and point two speed. One and point two five. See, I was paying attention to the math parts.

SPEAKER_04

So they had um they just went completely nuts in the 3D world. They invented an entire soap opera saga that did not exist.

SPEAKER_01

The the first half so the first half was a bit of a departure, but it captured kind of the essence of of the darkness, first of all.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I I thought it I thought it started out okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I was like, this is cool. It's not the same, but I see what he's doing. That's cool. He's he's got it. The voice acting is a little meh, but I'm with him. And then the second half. I do want to talk a little bit about the the first half. Number one, one thing I loved was where they show you in the beginning of what it looks like to live in flatland.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That was awesome.

SPEAKER_04

I liked it.

Flatland Setup: Why Dimensions Matter

SPEAKER_01

I didn't read I think Edwin Abbott, the one who the guy who wrote it in 1884, the polymath priest or whatever, he he um, and this wasn't a I don't think this this book was a big deal in his day, but anyways, he did have drawings. And he expla he maps out, yeah, and they they may have they may have been like that, but they they just flat out do it. And the narrator was this this snarky reminded me of that project you me and your sister worked on, that couple of jerks.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Where it was like it was I forgot about customers. I loved the idea, but it wasn't a good tutorials, tutorials for business, where you where the writer who writes the tutorials just makes fun of the the entire time. She wrote it and then I added to it. I actually had a ton of fun. That was a fun project, but I don't think it sold. Anyways, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04

Now I think they did a good job on the third one with animation on showing the square, because I was like, how can the square exist in the 3D world? But literally they just picked him up like a piece of paper. And I thought that was a good illustration against the 3D shapes. But the 3D shape world when they went bananas with the plot line and everything, did that not remind you of like the very early days of when our we would let our kids look watch YouTube?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, totally.

SPEAKER_04

And they would find the dumbest computer animated crap that would have somehow have unexpectedly like 15. Millions of views.

SPEAKER_01

It was so it was rough, it was it was not great. Um I I want to give them a little bit. So number one, they really went into I couldn't tell if this guy was religious or if he hated religion. The guy who made it Ellinger. No.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, oh, the one the creator of the three.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because it was so I mean the name of the Sphere Land company was like Messiah Incorporated. And there was so much you talk about, uh, what'd you say, illusion or yeah, I said allegory.

SPEAKER_04

I don't think that's the right word. We'll find out next week in corrections corner.

SPEAKER_01

There's so there's so much like so many subtle religious handoffs. Yeah. Or nods and you know A-L-L illusion. Yeah, yes. And which was uh I don't I would I would I'll put it this way. I would rather talk to that guy. I would like to have a beer with that guy instead of watch his movie again. Because I kind of want to see what he was going for.

SPEAKER_04

But this He didn't even tell the rest of the story, which is that the that the square was imprisoned for talking about 3D spheres.

SPEAKER_01

Right.

SPEAKER_04

At all. Which I felt like kind of s wraps up all the satire.

SPEAKER_01

The the the the it had a happy ending. The second one had a stupid happy ending, didn't it? It was like so dumb. All right. Um, but in this one, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

The square just disappears off into oblivion and this and they like come on the the comm and they're like, a sphere is dead. His the sphere that came to get him was called a sphere, not oh, a sphere. Like A B C A Sphere.

SPEAKER_01

The what I th what this is I'm I'm taking a swing at this. What I think he was going for was trying to establish how insane infinity is and how crazy it is to chase the next the next thing that we will never know because we can't even understand the things.

SPEAKER_04

That is generous of you.

SPEAKER_01

The but the reason I say it's probably right though. The reason I say it is because it's the entire reason I like the book. And I'm I'm sure this guy liked the book too. Yeah. So I think that's what he was going for. Do you think there's absolute madness?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You know?

SPEAKER_04

Do you think there there was any reason because those two animated ones that we watched both came out in 2007? That's just pure coincidence.

SPEAKER_01

How freaking hard it is to find a movie that no one's seen that both came out in 2007.

SPEAKER_04

But I mean, isn't it is that coincidence? Or do you think somebody was like shopping around and they didn't get the bid, so they went ahead and made it?

SPEAKER_01

I couldn't find I couldn't find anything on it. I didn't look that hard. Rob Corrections Corner. I do, I do that is a good question. I would I certainly thought about it. But it it's one of those things that's really difficult to Google. You have to keep you have to make sure you Google the elegant.

SPEAKER_04

I think I have a theory.

SPEAKER_01

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04

I think there was a math conference, and I think some PhD students were like there was a contest and animating that book, and then those two came out of it.

SPEAKER_01

You think so?

SPEAKER_04

That's what I think. I think it's something incredibly plain and boring like Martin Sheen's like old. Martin Sheen and Christopher was probably not very good.

SPEAKER_01

Joe Estevez. Do you know the uh dynamics between uh Joe Esteves, Martin Sheen, Emilio Estevez, and Charlie Sheen?

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Emilio and Charlie are brothers, right? Yes. And Martin is their dad? Yes. I don't know about Joe, though.

SPEAKER_00

He's their uncle.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay. See Martin's brother?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And who's the real Estevez?

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

I'm glad we got through that. Now, my qu I have a question for you in the last three minutes.

SPEAKER_01

We talked about the Chromas, the Chromas.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I feel like that's That guy's voice was insane.

SPEAKER_04

It was just like a lot of bloody murder, and one of them they burned a baby.

unknown

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Dude, dude, definitely. A baby square, whatever, but it was best.

SPEAKER_01

Have you you haven't played, I know you haven't played the game Pong Combat, have you? Never.

SPEAKER_04

It's a game back in like Pong.

SPEAKER_01

Like Mortal Kombat. Pong? Yeah, it was Pong. It was made in like '94 and '94.

SPEAKER_04

Your feet are in my area. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01

Sorry. And right after Mortal Kombat, and it was a Pong parody. This reminded me so much of that, where you have fatalities and stuff.

SPEAKER_04

I can imagine what that might be like. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, like blood, like squares getting ripped to half, and then like this like weird blood coming out of them. Excuse me. Okay, here's my question.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, please.

SPEAKER_04

It's a little twofold.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04

If this book excuse me, I had a little throat burp. Excuse my burps. If this book could be presented to a person in Pointland that could under like how we were saying there's dumb people and they don't know they're dumb. If that could be, if this book information could be presented to a person in Pointland where they could read it and understand it, would it then change their life?

SPEAKER_01

You're talking about our point land?

SPEAKER_04

Yes. Our dumb people. We love everyone.

SPEAKER_01

Uh here's the thing. So I do think there's a difference between curiosity, desire, which is probably part of curios curiosity. Basically the desire to learn. Just being interested in things. There's a lot of stupid people who have incredible curiosities that do wonderful things. But I mean, do you think that this is But with that said, I think it would depend on the I'd say it's more dependent on whether that person is curious than whether because they don't there's a lot of really smart people who have no interest in reading this book.

SPEAKER_04

True.

SPEAKER_01

Right. Um I'd say there's just as many dumb people who do have an interest in reading it. And if it is well written, I think it would blow their minds. Now the only problem with it, and you have this with smart people too, is something like the Dunning Kruger Kruger or Krieger effect, you know what I'm talking about? Where like when you know a little bit, you think you know so much, and then yeah, yeah. You'd have a lot of extra.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like that's relative to your what you actually some version of some. You have a lot of like flat earther kind of We're gonna have to do something incredibly stupid next week because we have really just pushed the boundaries of our academic uh prowess here.

SPEAKER_01

I just want to give a quick little nod to Colin Turnbull. That's one of my favorite experiments that or studies, I guess, who's an anthropologist, I think. I think that's what he reconsidered. And he worked with these um Mabuti people.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. That lived in the is this the perspective guy?

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Yes. Anyways, this the the the world was so dense that they're there, I this is this is real life. Yes.

SPEAKER_04

This isn't about squares.

SPEAKER_01

This is not about squares anymore. Trees, it's about cylinders. And the world was so dense that it was very rare for them to see really like ten feet ahead of them. So Turnbull takes takes them out. Is it Turnbull? Yeah. He takes them out. I think it's Trenchball. He takes this guy named uh King. I didn't write it down. I think his name's Kingy. Kingy. If he's listening, sorry, buddy, if I'm screwing your name up. Takes them out to like a hillside, and there's Buffalo on the other side of the hill. Like, let's just call it a quarter mile away. And It's really small and the kingy thinks it's a bug.

SPEAKER_04

Well, you you didn't really explain that they had been living in an incredible.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

They maybe you did. Sorry. I guess we'll find out when we go back and re-listen. But they've been living in an incredibly dense forest. Therefore, they had no they'd never seen beyond what 10, 15 feet away from them because they could not.

SPEAKER_01

You did? Yeah. That's okay.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01

I certainly thought it.

SPEAKER_04

Guess we're done.

Flatland’s Society, Satire, And Rules

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no. It's okay. This is a lesson. It's a lesson for me, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04

We needed a new corner and so then when he went out on the hill and saw the buffalo far away that were small because of depth perception.

SPEAKER_01

I honestly thought they were bugs. And then when he came up to him, he just absolutely blew his mind apart. Can you imagine? That's the closest thing I think to the world.

SPEAKER_04

That happened to me to an extent when I went parasailing. We were up so high, but I didn't realize how high we were because there was really no landmarks around because we were out in the o, you know, in the bay or whatever, so we were far enough away from land. And I was thought it was that some trash had fallen out of the boat, like below my feet. It looked like a like honestly, I thought it was a candy bar wrapper. And then it dove under the water and I realized it was a pelican. Like I had no idea how high we actually were in the air. Yeah, it's pretty parasailing. And then I realized it was a pelican, which is much bigger than a candy wrapper, but I was just so far away I had like lost my frame of reference.

SPEAKER_01

So Yeah, that is nuts.

SPEAKER_04

It was crazy.

SPEAKER_01

But imagine being like never having seen anything, never having a concept of it.

SPEAKER_04

And not knowing immediately, oh my gosh, it's a pelican. Yeah. And I feel like you might break.

SPEAKER_01

I yeah, I don't know what happened to poor Kane, but I'm sure it's probably deemed unethical now. But how how would he know? Um anything else you want to say about Flatland?

SPEAKER_04

No, I I enjoyed this endeavor though. I just I'd look forward to do something like this.

SPEAKER_01

I love stuff that makes me look at life differently. It changes my perspective.

SPEAKER_04

That's which is how we got to that.

SPEAKER_01

But yeah, it it's it if you have if if any of that sounds interesting to you at all, you should give it a shot. What do you think? Book, right?

SPEAKER_04

Read it. I mean it lists don't bother. Or maybe find like a cliff's notes version of it.

SPEAKER_01

Or maybe watch the first just watch the Dudley Moore version. Yeah. If that any of that appeals to you.

SPEAKER_04

All right. Thanks for doing that. That was a fun little activity, though. I liked it.

SPEAKER_01

You all right.

SPEAKER_04

15 minutes on the clock.

SPEAKER_01

Shangri-Laz.

SPEAKER_04

Leader of the Pack.

SPEAKER_01

Leader of the Pack, 1964 Red Bird Records, written by Jeff Berry and Ellie Greenwich. We do not have time to talk about them, but they wrote a ton of songs together. A lot of them sound like this.

SPEAKER_04

But we do have time to say that the Shangri-Laz was two sets of twins.

SPEAKER_01

It had two sets of twins, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

The uh the Ganser, the Ganser sisters, Mary Ann and Marge.

SPEAKER_04

Margie.

SPEAKER_01

Ganser.

SPEAKER_04

Ganser.

SPEAKER_01

Margie.

SPEAKER_04

And then Mary and Betty Weiss. Mary was the lead singer.

SPEAKER_01

That's right. Um they were kind of like a uh, anyways, back this this was number one, Hot 100. Could you imagine a song like this being on number one now?

SPEAKER_04

I was trying to think about that. I was trying to think of any other song that was so like theatrical that's that's been out. Thriller is pretty theatrical.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I mean like Uptown Funk or something like that, but that's But that doesn't really do it. That's good, it's a straight groove.

SPEAKER_04

Like Thriller has like this creaking door and then the Vincent Price rap, and you know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I I don't know. I I it it's kind of like a I I'll think of something as soon as we stop, but it's kind of like a uh artifact.

SPEAKER_04

You know, like it's just it's a snapshot, you mean at the time. Um is that what that means when you say it's an artifact?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's I I think I'm using that right, but yeah, I'm sure you are.

SPEAKER_04

I just want to show you.

SPEAKER_01

Shadow Morton was the producer, and it's got a lot, he's got like a seems to have like a real Phil Spectre sound, like that wallah sound, like like you know, the be my little baby kind of stuff. Yeah. It sounds very similar, especially if you listen to the rest of their stuff.

SPEAKER_04

No, I would have told you before we sat down and learned this that this was that same chord progression that you play in our theme song. It's I just never I just assumed it was the da da da da the or whatever.

SPEAKER_01

But it's not.

SPEAKER_04

It's not at all. Not at all. It's very different than I thought it was. I just never had given it any.

SPEAKER_01

What is it? What do what what is it doing? There are some there's some some issues.

SPEAKER_04

It's just mixolydian.

SPEAKER_01

Is it yeah, you're right. We talked about this already, didn't we? But not on air. Not on the air. But it has a key change.

SPEAKER_04

It does have a key change, but it remains mixolydian, though.

SPEAKER_01

The key change is only kind of toward the end, though. Right.

SPEAKER_04

Um you get a whole verse and ending. That's it's a little bit solidly changes key and stays there. You're right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You're right. I'm sorry. It's okay. Uh B side. What is it?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, wait, wait, wait. I just wanted to tell you what ChatGPT had to say.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, oh, please tell me. ChatGPT and I, did you not hear how we're fighting?

SPEAKER_04

Well, that's why I have to tell you because you didn't already hear it. Apparently, I think this is true or not, you tell me. You guys can comment whether or not you think this is right. Mary, the lead singer, they recorded this when she was 16. He made her sing it over Shadow Morton made her sing it over and over until she was emotionally exhausted and then used the final take, which is why her voice sounds cracked and desperate at the end. And then this is what ChatGPT has to say about that. That wasn't studio polish. That was a teenager breaking in front of a microphone.

SPEAKER_01

That's just what we need. I think Staley Cooper could do that to people.

SPEAKER_04

Um, but anyways, uh that's well it apparently was based on a real story where she actually had a boyfriend that um her parents didn't like, but he didn't die.

SPEAKER_01

He didn't die. No. He didn't die in a horrific car accident. Motorcycle accident.

SPEAKER_04

Sorry. Bike. Well some people call him bikes.

SPEAKER_01

How did he? Did he hit a car?

SPEAKER_04

I think it just slipped out. I begged him to go slow.

SPEAKER_01

He did it go slow.

SPEAKER_04

Well, he heard me. I'll never know. He didn't go slow.

SPEAKER_01

This this genre of music is insane. I keep gotta keep I gotta get a new word with an insane.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, but I'm ready now for covers and B-sides and all the time.

SPEAKER_01

Death discs.

SPEAKER_04

Death discs. Yeah. Where people die in the song.

SPEAKER_01

Teenage tragedy.

SPEAKER_04

Is that the the one what was the other one you were saying the other day?

SPEAKER_01

Uh Last Kiss? Tell Laura I Love Her.

SPEAKER_04

No, it's two people. Dead Man's Curve. Yeah, yeah. Dead Man's Curve. Jan and Dean. Mm-hmm. Alright, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. That's like what can you imagine if like there was just a whole slew of songs that were coming out that were I I think that's I think it's a bit more. That were about teenagers dying and terrible.

SPEAKER_04

People, I don't know. People used to teenagers were basically adults.

SPEAKER_01

No, I know. It's not that I have a problem with it.

SPEAKER_04

No, no. I love it.

SPEAKER_01

It's just goofy. It's just I think, yeah, it's fine.

SPEAKER_04

It's perfect. Guys, this is I'm just saying, I think culturally the times were different.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but it's I I I just want to be in a I want to I want to know what it was like for it to be cool, like a like a can for a candy store for the leader of a biker game to be in the candy. Because like have any of your any of your motorcycle romance novels ever opened up in a candy store?

SPEAKER_04

No, but there is one that where he um the girl owns a bakery. That's getting close. I know, it's pretty close. I bet they were inspired by this.

SPEAKER_01

These girls were considered like the Shangri Laws were kind of like a bad girl group.

SPEAKER_04

Oh. I said they broke up because they fought a lot.

SPEAKER_01

One of them. Oh, did I tell you she OD'd?

SPEAKER_04

No, on what?

SPEAKER_01

22 heroine. Candy.

SPEAKER_04

22?

SPEAKER_01

Sweet. Heroine and sweetheart.

SPEAKER_04

Was there heroin in the 60s?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. This was 1970, but there sure, sure was.

SPEAKER_04

Sorry to hear that. Sorry to hero that.

SPEAKER_01

This is like, honestly, I don't I don't actually like this song. Like, as far as I I love it. But I I've never listened to this for anything other than to just hilarity. Laugh and yeah, which is kind of, I don't know. Everybody does that, right? Like, is this sad? This is probably considered to be pretty sad. Or was this I hope I don't think it was ironic.

SPEAKER_04

No, I I think it was, yeah, they were really going for the get the teenager audience hooked in.

SPEAKER_01

You listen to any covers of it?

SPEAKER_04

No, but you told me about one Twisted Sister. Yeah. This is terrible.

SPEAKER_01

It's got like the background singers are like, they all sound like Stewie when he's like, Hey, your sister say anything about me?

SPEAKER_03

What they're talking about. When he's like trying to sound street. Hey, by the way, would you meet her?

SPEAKER_01

It's so stupid.

SPEAKER_03

Are they British?

SPEAKER_01

Uh no. Okay. No. D. Snyder. No, he's not British.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know anything about them.

SPEAKER_01

Bet Midler.

SPEAKER_04

She has one?

SPEAKER_01

She has like a is it terrible? I would. Yeah, I didn't love it. It's not terrible. I wouldn't call it terrible. It's just it is unnecessary.

SPEAKER_04

Uh-huh. Well, the song arguably might be an unnecessary thing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, well, fair. It was like what Tina Turner did to Proud Mary, which was cool. What?

SPEAKER_04

That's not unnecessary.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no, no. That's not what I meant. That's not what I said.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

Lineland, The Sphere, And Seeing 3D

SPEAKER_01

I said also you didn't let me say it. Sorry. She.

SPEAKER_04

I am sorry, and I'm listening now. You talk.

SPEAKER_01

She speeds it up and makes it turns it into like a it picks up, it starts slow and then picks up.

SPEAKER_03

That sounds dumb.

SPEAKER_01

It's dumb. Yeah, it is. But not as dumb as Alvin and the Chipmunks version. I can't listen to them anymore. I don't know why they were ever charming.

SPEAKER_04

I'm sorry. Anymore?

SPEAKER_01

Well, you never look like watched Alvin and the Chipmunks when you were a kid?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but I didn't like listen to them.

SPEAKER_01

You did if you watched the show.

SPEAKER_04

They had like music I liked it when Britney was the mean story.

SPEAKER_01

Britney sings it.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Well, I bet it's awful.

SPEAKER_01

It's so bad. I've watched listen to four seconds of it.

SPEAKER_04

Singing it?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. And then Leader of the Laundromat, but the detergents in 1964. Was that good? No.

SPEAKER_04

Oh. It had so much potential.

SPEAKER_01

It's like a I don't it's so, it's like obviously incredibly close to the song. But it's not the song. So much so that it almost seemed like they were maybe trying to get away with copyright infringement or something. But it's it's so bad. I can't wait to listen to that. I'm gonna have to.

SPEAKER_04

You shouldn't listen to it. Leader of the laundromat by the detergents. Alright. Cover?

SPEAKER_01

Who so this is the part where we talk about what by the way, the B side to this song kind of sucks. Like the actual one. What is love? I didn't like it. I really like uh Remember that song they did. That's a good I think that's a pretty good song. Okay, enough we're not talking about Shangri Laws, even though I kind of want to, but it's okay. We're done. Um oh, one more thing. Can I say one more thing?

SPEAKER_04

Yes. You can say it.

SPEAKER_01

Billy Joel played the piano on the song.

SPEAKER_04

In real the real?

SPEAKER_01

Not the recorded version, in the demo version.

SPEAKER_04

Wow.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, crazy. There's a British invasion cover band called The Echoes at the time.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my gosh, Billy.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

I think so.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Yes. He is. I think he's I think he went back on tour. You might have gotten sick or something. I'm confusing things. Alright. Dream covers. Yeah. So if I could hear anybody cover this song, who would I like to?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

My first thought was like, what would be like a bad girl kind of posse to do this?

SPEAKER_04

I went all in on all of that.

SPEAKER_01

Contemporary era?

SPEAKER_04

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I might we may have the same one.

SPEAKER_04

We'll have to kiss if we do.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah?

SPEAKER_04

What? What's that mean?

SPEAKER_01

We're secretly, uh, secretly grooming you into OnlyFans channel.

SPEAKER_04

Robert! I will not be secretly groomed. You'll groom me in the open.

SPEAKER_01

Sit on this, uh, never mind. Okay, so I was gonna say uh this is not my pick. But you can do yours first, and then I'll share that. And then Okay.

SPEAKER_04

I went with the Lady Marmalade lineup. Is that the one you didn't choose?

SPEAKER_01

That's the one I didn't choose.

SPEAKER_04

Which is Christine Aguilera, Maya, Pink, and Little Ken.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. I had a very similar initial take, uh-huh, which was Arena Grande, Jesse J, and Nikki Minaj.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah, with a bang bang.

SPEAKER_01

I actually kind of like that song.

SPEAKER_04

That's a great song. Um that was my original B-side.

SPEAKER_01

What was it?

SPEAKER_04

But I changed it. Well, what I decided, get out of my head.

SPEAKER_01

What I decided to go with was Tenacious D.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that bet that would be great.

SPEAKER_01

Jack Black and Kyle Glass. Yeah, that's a good choice. Because when we did this cover, I was uh, you might say I was hamming it up a little bit. And I was thinking Jack Black. Jack Black would really like to be a good one.

SPEAKER_04

That's a great cover.

SPEAKER_01

Um, thank you so much, honey.

SPEAKER_04

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_01

What about for uh B-side?

SPEAKER_04

The Nancy Sinatra, My Baby Shot Me Down.

SPEAKER_00

Oh bang bang.

SPEAKER_04

That's where I went, and I was like, no, I want this I was having GO6. Is that in uh that's in Kill Bill, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Um My Baby Shot Me Down.

SPEAKER_01

That's how Blaine uh made a lot of money on Nancy Sinatra.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, I don't know anything about that.

SPEAKER_01

He's a drummer. We've talked about him two or three times on the show already. I think he had a similar response every time. And then I think I might have said that every time.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my gosh. Most of our podcast is just us repeating similar sound bites. It's fine. All right, who's your B side?

SPEAKER_01

I I was I was thinking Ragdoll by four seasons.

SPEAKER_04

Ragdoll. Is that how it goes?

SPEAKER_01

Uh-huh. I can't I can't do the falsetto. It's um, you don't want that.

SPEAKER_04

Just do the setto.

SPEAKER_00

Ragdoll, such a pretty face.

SPEAKER_01

I it's got the same kind of feel. I actually like that song. It's so stupid, but I I really do I like it.

SPEAKER_04

Such a pretty face. But she was only 12, so we had to wait for another year before we could go out with her. We're 35.

SPEAKER_01

That's my boy Gary Puckett.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_01

Not to be confused with Kirby Puckett, who may have also. I don't know. I don't want to speak all the dead. Carl Malone, let's just stop there.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Um, you got a soundtrack that you'd like to hear this on?

SPEAKER_04

Well, I I couldn't really come up with something I like wanted to hear it on, but I can tell you what can't won't stop playing in my head is a SpongeBob scene.

SPEAKER_01

Which one?

SPEAKER_04

I don't know if they did a scene like this. Or if my brain is just paring how easily this song would go over a SpongeBob. Because you know the old they always have like the fangirls, like when Pearl has her friends.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And there's like they're all fish.

SPEAKER_01

Very, very 50s kind of.

SPEAKER_04

Yes. That is all I could see is like SpongeBob like going bad and like riding a motorcycle and like like Pearl wanting to go out with him, and Krabs saying you can't go out with him, Mr. Krabs. That's all I could see. So that's what I went with. I don't I'm wondering if they have done something.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, there's been a lot of Spongebob episodes. I feel like that's uh it's right there for the for the taking.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but that's that is what I can't I cannot unsee that. I know I keep touching this, guys. You're gonna love it. Really? I'm just touching the spine. Because I want to move around. I don't have a little fun seat like you do.

SPEAKER_01

You should get a fun seat.

SPEAKER_04

I hated it at that moment.

SPEAKER_01

The listeners have to suffer because you are too proud to sit on this fun seat.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not proud of anything.

SPEAKER_01

I'm so proud of you.

SPEAKER_04

I'm so proud of me. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Alright. So first first thought was Rebel Without a Cause. I've never seen it. I I'll watch it one of these days. It's just then I thought then I thought my my soundtrack is not really a soundtrack. Well, then I thought Happy Gilmore.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Only because of uh cover your mouth up more so. Only because of Virginia Bennett. Virginia Bett Vennett, where she's like, Happy look out. I just want the sound by soundtrack, I mean I want them to take the sound bite of her saying, look out, look out, look out, look out, huh? Somehow do you that's a joke for very few people.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Well, a lot of things on this podcast are for very few people.

SPEAKER_01

And then and then I'm thinking Tom, boy.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

I think it'd be uh I think you use use the effects of it from uh when he's do you know what's scene?

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_01

I knew it. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah. Okay, let's hear it.

SPEAKER_01

You don't even care.

SPEAKER_04

I care. Why do you think I don't care? Oh no, the podcast is over. Say it really fast so we can wrap up and get out of here.

SPEAKER_01

You know the part where he's driving along, he's driving along.

SPEAKER_04

Oh no. Oh, yeah, I do know that part. That's a good part for this song.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

I like it. What's high-five about it? Why am I a punk? I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_01

Always oh is there anything there's nothing else you want to talk about for uh anything at all?

SPEAKER_04

I loved doing that. That was very fun.

SPEAKER_01

It was fun. We wanted something we're gonna do Old Friend by Rancid, which we will probably two weeks from now.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

I think so.

SPEAKER_04

I gotta tab out that bass line.

SPEAKER_01

I just didn't. I can't I can't quite figured out how I want to do it.

SPEAKER_04

But it was just it was a fun thing. Yeah, I was like, I know I know we can do this song because I don't And we pretty much pulled it off with like zero prep, which I don't think is gonna come across at the end of the day. No, you're not gonna be impressed. You're gonna listen to it and be like, wow, they've definitely played this more than five times.

SPEAKER_01

No, we sat down, played it twice at the end of the table.

SPEAKER_04

Well, yeah, with nothing. I was playing nothing.

SPEAKER_01

And then we're just kind of mapping out, listening to it and mapping out the ooze and ahs and the doo-doo-doos and the look out, look outs. Check it out, guys. It's uh it's a real treat. I uh I really screwed up mastering it was a pain in the butt because uh motorcycle noises. Motorcycle noises were just blown away.

SPEAKER_04

Well, yeah, it also featured you on the motorcycle. On the bike, as some people say.

SPEAKER_01

Apparently they take a real motorcycle into the studio.

SPEAKER_04

Of course they did.

SPEAKER_01

I've gotten conflicting results searching.

SPEAKER_04

Did you did you look it up in the John Hopkins Medical Library to see if they knew? Or did you ask Garrett, our anesthesiologist brother-in-law? Yeah. See if he knew.

SPEAKER_01

There's a joke for for the for the 19.

SPEAKER_04

That's right.

SPEAKER_01

For the 18 18? What'd I say, 18 or 19? This is 19. This is 19th episode, but 18 subscribers on YouTube.

SPEAKER_04

Should I look? I'll look while you guys are while you guys are uh wrapping up.

SPEAKER_01

So guys, uh speaking of YouTube, why don't you go ahead and like and subscribe if you're on there? Check out our covers. We've done 19 of them. That's crazy. We're building a set list.

SPEAKER_04

We have a set list, don't worry, we haven't. Touched it since we did it though.

Pointland And Perspective Shifts

SPEAKER_01

And then we uh we are on Spotify and Apple Music and all the podcasting platforms. If you'd rather listen to that, you can't get the cover on that for copyright reasons. Terrific.

SPEAKER_04

Terrific. High five me. All right. For love for marriage.

SPEAKER_01

Well that's to everyone.

SPEAKER_04

Goodbye.