The Audience Won't Like It

Growing Up 90s: Summer Memories, Movies & Lovefool | Ep 37

Rob and Leslie Shoecraft

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We bounce from movies and music into the messy truth of 90s summer freedom, where boredom is the feature and not a bug. We revisit everything from Star Trek IV comfort-watch energy to Lovefool chord talk, then circle back to what it feels like raising kids when you can “always know” where they are. 

• our standing-in-line concert podcast setup and why YouTube is part of the bit 
• remembering artists and creators we grew up with, plus the weird way news lands now 
• Sublime’s new era with Jacob Nowell, and why homage can still feel real 
• quick-hit review of The Punisher One Last Kill and what we wanted more of 
• Strong Songs as a deep-listening rabbit hole, from Talking Heads to The Cardigans 
• Koji Kondo, Japanese jazz fusion, and why retro game music works 
• Enemy of the State and the fun of “enhance” tech paranoia 
• Star Trek IV as pure escapism and a rare rewatch temptation 
• Project Hail Mary adaptation choices, including puppetry and pacing 
• parenting in dead zones, independence, and why tracking changes the vibe 
• summer mornings, hanging out alone, and what we ate when nobody watched us 
• water balloons, teenage intimidation, and the stories that still stick 
• 90s summer food and drink nostalgia, plus sensory memories that snap you back 
• Lovefool context, album tone, guitar shapes, and dream cover versions 

if you really like to uh see the concert with us, then you'll have to skip over to the YouTube if you're just a listener. 
check out Strong Songs. 


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Cold Open And Podcast Premise

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On this episode of the audience will like it. Break lights uh reverse lights come on, backs up. We're like, crap. We start running. Um, David's crying. The baby?

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Yeah. What a loser. What a baby. I just threw him at the car.

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Alright. What sounds instantly take you back to summer? 90s summer.

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I would say uh the crow soundtrack.

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Oh wow. I used to draw a lot with Mark Kessler, the Imagination Station. Want we just sing you that entire thing. Sure, yeah, please. Joven South David. Get ready, it's almost time.

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The car would drive by and we would just launch a balloon at him.

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Like Can you imagine me as a mom back then? Because I I think I was born in the correct time.

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Dude, like no one was like, what if we hit it? What if we hit the car?

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Well, I mean, where were anyone's parents?

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Taillight, everybody's just like, whoops. Oh, yeah, that's right.

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We're shooting water balloons and cars.

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When you're forced to learn a song, you are forced to listen to it. And I was like, this song is great.

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Yeah.

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Oh, hi, are we back?

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Uh yeah.

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Doesn't it seem like it's such a long time between recordings now? Longer than two weeks?

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Honestly, it's it seems like it's been two months.

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It feels great. I'm not gonna lie.

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To be back on the air.

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Uh, it feels great to be back on the air.

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Hang on a second. I got a theme song for you.

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Okay, sorry. Just hold a thought, okay? Welcome to the podcast where Rob tells me to be quiet.

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Two married friends in a little room of standing in line with two microphones. They got in a car crash. She died in his arms. He kissed her lips.

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I don't even know. Where's the tonal center now, Rob? There we go. Yeah, the punchline of the song. The audience will like it because you sucked at it. That's alright. That helps us stay true to the song. True to the show, I mean. True to the show.

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I tried as hard as I could.

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Did you try as hard as you could? Who was telling me? Oh, my sister was telling me someone was in an uncomfortable situation that they were like someone else's parents were being crazy, and so the person that was just there said that they looked out the window as hard as they could.

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Oh yeah. I love uh adaptations of as hard as you can. Yeah. Like uh moon uh mooning someone as hard as you can.

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I think our son is very good at mooning someone as hard as you can.

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I've moon people pretty hard.

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I like to tell you to lock the door the door as hard as you can.

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I have heard you say that. She's uh telling the truth, folks. Hey, you were saying something earlier about it's good to be back or something like that. And then I shushed you.

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Yeah.

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It had to be done. I mean, it had to be done. We had a theme song.

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And I listened and I shushed right down.

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You just shushed right on down.

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Down to the ground.

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Thanks for doing that.

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You're welcome. Welcome to the podcast. It's not called Radio Rental. In case you're looking tight tightly in at my shirt, it's not called that.

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It's called Easy Fellas.

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It's called the audience won't like it. And it's a standing in line simulation podcast. I really like to call it that.

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Yeah. That's exactly what it is.

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It is. We're standing in line here. We have our our uh turnstile, as I like to call it.

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Stanchin, as I do, even though stanchions are velvet ropes.

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This ain't that.

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I think stanchions hold velvet ropes, but Oh, you're probably true. Can't be none. No. You're probably right. Known. Cannon.

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Can't be.

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He went quiet. It's okay. Is it? Is he allowed to take a no you're right?

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Month-long break.

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Oh wow.

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No, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, come back. Jeffrey, come back.

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You can blame it all. Oh me. Um, you'll hear some uh AC in the background. It's because it's a hundred degrees out.

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Yeah, who cares? I don't care if you do it.

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Not to turn that off.

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No, I don't that would have been that was a good call. You might also hear the dishwasher. I just started that. And uh I also started the washing machine just in time for us to get get recording.

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Would you look at that? Hey, would you remind me every so often to check the battery on that?

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I would love to remind you, but I might forget. But anyway, yep. So what we do here, what we do here is we stand in line for a concert. Every week's a different concert. I mean, every episode's a different concert. And uh while we're waiting in line, you know, we might end up talking about some random stuff. So stick around for that. And then if you really like to uh see the concert with us, then you'll have to skip over to the YouTube if you're just a listener. Or if you're watching, you have to find the different video of the concert in the shocking space. Tell them. Spoiler alert, it's not gonna be the real people that we're waiting to see. It's you guys are gonna watch me and Rob do a version.

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It's not gonna be the cardigans.

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Not gonna be the cardigans.

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1996. Love Fool Romeo and Juliet soundtrack.

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Thank you. Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes.

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Mm-hmm.

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And whoever else was in that show. And William Shakespeare.

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Was John Linguizamo in that movie? I I I want to say that. I want to put John Linguizamo in a lot of movies. He's I I think he's in a hundred more movies in my head than he actually is in real life.

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He bet he wishes he had a lot of extra money.

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Uh is he dead? Spawn a couple years before that movie.

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Is he a dead one? No, I don't think so. He's a living John.

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Yeah. He was in uh well, I saw him, he was in John Wick.

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Um who is he again?

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He was in Tu Wong Fuck.

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But describe who he was in John Wick, please.

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Oh, he was uh John Wick's mechanic. Oh. They brought they stole the car. Do you mean it's McCann Wick?

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah, okay. That's good. That's a real good one. That's a real good way to open it up.

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To open it up.

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So, yeah, we're not gonna be talking about just any random stuff. We're gonna be talking about probably Enemy of the State, probably Star Trek 4, Far From Home. Probably Project Hail Mary.

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Oh, yeah. Probably Punisher One

Pop Culture Deaths And Misheard Lyrics

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Last Kill.

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Yeah, but we gotta do those things fast. I've got water aerobics at six months.

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Well then let's talk about Peebo Bryson real quick because I skipped over him last time. The man died June 2nd, 2026.

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Eight days before my birthday.

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Peebo, if ever you're in my arms again.

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Aw, this time. I'll love you much much. I love that song.

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I want to cover that song.

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We did that in Mark Man. It was a big push at the end. We all turned our horns and went da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And then we had another one which is powerful. It was. Thank you.

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I would honestly like to hear that. I'm gonna push uh I'm gonna push for that.

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Connor Baby McMahon.

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Yeah, come on. Come on. I would love to hear a marching band version of that song. I'm not even kidding.

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Uh would you love to have played one? Because I did. You could stand, hold my hand, and it'd be like you were right there with me. Oh my gosh. Okay.

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Oh wow. That's like summer of uh forget it. Yeah. Um, Beauty and the Beast with Celine Dion.

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Oh, did he sing the the um you know the celebrity head up? He had the boy part.

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Exactly. And you know what else he did? This is my favorite people. Well, no, my favorites if ever you're in my arms again. But my second favorite Peebo story or memory is his Time Life. Remember those Time Life Um paid advertisements where they just play like the greatest hits of the 70s. He was in the uh Soul Ballads one. He he hosted that. And I would I'd sit there and I would just watch. I loved watching those commercials.

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They were late night. I will still see what I'm saying.

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If they were on, if if if one of those I may just watch one tonight. I may just pull one up on YouTube.

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Oh, it's gonna save that segue.

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Oh. Okay, I see. David Clayton Thomas died. You know who that is? Blood Sweat and Tears, late singer.

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Oh, we were listening to it.

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I talked about him in my life.

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And then he just up and died right after that? You killed him with your sermon?

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Well, you know what? I talked about Norman Greenbaum, too.

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He died too?

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No, but he's he's still alive to Earth Singh.

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Somebody brought that song up today. We need to do that song.

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Spirit in the Sky? Yeah. It's good too. Yeah. But um, yeah, Blood Sweat and Tears, great band. I think I could say I watched I watched uh Woodstock. I watched their performance in Woodstock the other day. It's great.

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Did you take a time machine to go back to it?

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Don't be so silly.

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Oh.

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Uncle Dan. Uncle Dan, you uh Uncle Dan had the time machine. You got some data Creighton Thomas. No, he he he they have a similar voice.

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Oh. Yeah. Uncle Dan didn't have the time machine.

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Uncle Dan has not given it back. I'm waiting on that, Uncle Dan.

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Dan.

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Uncle Dan and I uh we did a uh trade one time. Lawnmower for a gun.

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I remember that.

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Yeah.

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I remember that. That's a good trade. Uh uh nine millimeter Derringer for a uh nine millimeter lawnmower, 250 caliber lawnmower bullet magazine clip.

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Um okay. Uncle Dan. Oh, do you know what Dennison Ashley danced to? You make me so very happy at the end.

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Awesome.

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Well, shout out to Dennison Ashley. Uh James Burroughs died. He's the uh Cheers, Will and Grace, friends, Mary Tyler, Moore, Fraser, Taxi, etc. Right.

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Um Director. Okay.

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Um James Burroughs. And uh, you know, we forgot to mention Granny's Eyes.

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Oh, how did we forget that?

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We I mentioned it, but we never brought it back.

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Oh.

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Just real quick, we talked about family family matters. That was last time.

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That's our Father's Day episode, yeah.

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The episode where Urkel um transforms into Bruce Lee.

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Uh-huh.

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So check that episode out, episode 36, I believe.

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It's a rare condition in this day and age. The love and condition, and then of the grand design.

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No, but really the secret lyrics are Granny's Eyes.

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Alright, so I used to sing Granny's Eyes until I was like.

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Did you think that's what it was? Yeah. You weren't just singing before.

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Because they showed the grandma. Yeah, like a picture of her. And they'd be like, she like smile. And I was like, Granny's eyes right there. There they are. That loving condition of her eyes.

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That's what I thought.

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So I was singing it as a grown man, actually shooting guns with a couple of my buddies, with with Brian and Dan, who who we talked about them recently. And Dan said.

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Not Uncle Dan.

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Not Uncle Dan, different Dan. Yeah, friend Dan. And Dan said, uh, are you s did you just sing Granny's Eyes? I said, yeah. He's like, I'm pretty sure it's grand design.

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And it is. And Danny is.

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It is grand design. Okay, so there it is, Granny's Eyes. Uh and then one more, one more little thing before we uh move on to a couple other things. Did you know Action Pack Jack? You know Action Pack Jack? I don't. You know Jack.

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Oh, yeah, with the action pack. With the action pack.

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Yep. Yeah. He said Jack, I don't want to misquote you, but he said he has an uncle. So I think Jack and his uncle, first cool news number one. This is the same. Went to the same high school.

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Oh my goodness.

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Crazy.

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My kids went to the same high school as their uncle.

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Whoa.

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What?

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What the heck?

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Jack. Jack, you're not so cool. Uh second, uh, you could decide which is bigger news. Uh his uh his uncle, I think, went to high school with Turbo B from Snap.

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Oh. I don't know any of that. Cool, Jack. We talked about Turbo. I got the bow. Oh. The guy who rapped on all the uh Euro uh dating.

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He has a name called Turbo B. Turbo B. Yeah, is his name.

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Any chance you know what high school that was?

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Was it in Columbus? I I saw that he grew up in Pennsylvania.

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Oh.

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Um, I don't know the details. I Jack, see if you could arrange maybe I don't know if you still keep in touch with your uncle and or turbo B. But could you arrange an interview?

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For some reason I just have Turbo B in my mind as a snail. I think it's from that movie.

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Movie Turbo. Yeah. It wasn't B. Maybe Turbo S.

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Turbo S for snail.

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Um Jack, I would be willing to would you do it for uh if I could get if I could get you a Bodui uh painting.

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Ugh You're so disgusting. Moving right along. By the way, uh you know what? Never mind I'm gonna stray into that territory.

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Do we want to talk about this? What ter is it adult family air mouse?

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It is, it's adult family body bag. Your whole body's gotta be inside of it.

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So I wanna know more.

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Off the air, folks. Sorry.

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Jeffrey wants to know. He will catch up.

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Jeffrey?

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He will. Um, okay.

New Sublime And Punisher Picks

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Do we want to talk about the Sublime album Until the Sun Explodes?

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You could talk about it. I mean, I listened to it and it sounded like Sublime, and so then I said, okay, great, I love it.

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You know what? I'm just gonna say real quick that I like it.

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Yeah.

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I was a uh because if you go online and you read reception, you have half of the camp of Sublime fans hate it. The other half really enjoy it. I'm in the really enjoy it.

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Yeah, I I'm a very casual sublime fan, but just come on.

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Like it's it's Jacob Noel. I I just wrote down that that it's high grade pastiche. It's just an homage to his dad. We're not gonna get his dad back. I love Sublime. I listen to tons and tons of sublime. Oh, he's gonna be at our concert.

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That's definitely true.

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But uh this is just so much.

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I like Is he gonna be giving people tattoos at our concert?

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His dad? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody just gets sublime tattoos on the battery. But they could say philip ongulator if they wanted it to. On the front. On the front. If you get it on the front, yeah, it's sublime. I just think, you know, I read read in the liner notes uh as a kid when I had uh the sublime album, and they got he's hold Bradley's holding Jacob. Yeah, like not even one. And then he of course died, and I just always felt bad for the kid. So I think it's cool that he's singing in his dad's spot. He's got a great voice, that the band's tight, they got some good guitar players on there.

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So everybody just calm down.

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Yeah, I like it. I'm uh Caroline likes it.

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Yeah, that is my one bone to pick, is that you guys were super excited about it and no one told me.

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Caroline's the one who told me.

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Well, thanks a lot, Caroline.

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She's a camp. Church camp. Can't hear you. Alright, Punisher, one last kill. Speaking of church camp. Speaking of classic Disney Plus stuff. What'd you think?

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Oh, I loved it. It was great. I wish it was I wish there was more. You know what I really wish there was more of? Just so you guys know, it's it's like a standalone episode. It's kind of like an after the fact when he's gotten rid of all the Yeah, it's like 45 minutes long.

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Yeah. It's Judith Light's in it. Did you know that?

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That was Judith Light in the wheelchair?

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Yeah.

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Hot dog. She looks different.

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Hot. Who's the boss now, Judith? Yeah. Angela. Good for her. Yeah, I think.

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Is she really like broken like that?

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Oh, I I don't I don't know. I didn't notice.

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Oh, really? She's in a wheelchair and then she stands up and hobbles around.

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I absolutely love stuff like that.

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I mean, uh I wanted to see more intervention on the streets at the end. Um, when like how at the very end he he had some some justice for that man and his dog. I want I wanted to have I wanted to get to that part sooner.

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Did you ever see Laundry Day with uh Thomas Jane? Nope. He takes a yes you have Jack Daniels bottle, sets that dude on fire, he's a pimp. Oh, it's pretty cool. Um, anyways, this is great.

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This is Thomas Jane from um Inter uh Expanse. Expanse.

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Yes. He was the the punisher between Dolph Langard and uh Ray Stevenson. Ray Stevenson was my favorite, but anyways, actually Burton's probably my favorite. He's great. Uh Uncle Day and I agreed there was maybe just a little too much teenage angst.

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In this recent Yeah. Yeah. See, that's what I'm saying.

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I wanted to look a lot of that.

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I wanted him to get into the like taking back the streets. Oh. That's what I mean.

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I thought you meant a very specific thing where he goes back and like specifically rights some of the wrongs.

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No, no, no.

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I wanted him to just get out on the streets and just start start absolutely desperate. Oh, yeah. It was basically like John Wick meets if you haven't seen it and you like The Punisher and you like John Wick, Raid, Dread, any of those, you know, last blood to an extent. Like it's

Strong Songs Jazz Fusion And Neo Geo

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freaking cool. Check it out. It is. I I loved it. Um okay, strong songs.

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Oh, yeah. I don't have much to say about that, so you can talk about it.

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I'm just gonna say this whatever we podcast called Strong Songs. Podcast I just found listening to Loveful. Listening to stuff about Loveful.

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Mm-hmm. Because that's a song we did.

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Yes. So if we're gonna we're gonna not say a lot about Loveful today, I'm sure that you might want to hear. And if you feel like you need more, check out Strong Songs. This dude. Yeah. Uh Kirk Hamilton, I think, is his name.

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Kirk Cameron.

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I went on a bender. Yeah, Kirk He was left behind a fortune. Cameron this Kirk was. Um never mind. I'm about to go somewhere really awful. Okay, um. Billy. This is video. My brother said Don't say it.

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You can't go. No. Sorry, guys. Here I am to remove the humor. Continue.

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Okay, I just wanted to say this. I went on a total bender. I listened to his uh Koji Kondo. I'll go back to that in a second. Like he's the Mario guy. Um, Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense, Steele Damn Babylon Sister, Rosanna, Love Fool, of course. It's great. Listen to his explanation on Love Fool. It's awesome. Dark side of the moon, kind of blue. But I listened to um Mario, and so you remember when we were listening to Cassiopeia on the way to Michigan?

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Yes, which keeps coming up on my phone now. Okay.

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And we I I said, doesn't this stuff, bless you? Sorry. Sound like like Mario Kart. Like waiting music, like waiting music, menu music?

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Yeah.

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Well, so Koji Kondo was in, I think I'm saying his name right, the you know, he all the Mario music, he's a legend. He used to be in a Cassiopeia or Cassiopeia um cover band. He was like a jazz.

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Oh, there you go. So thank you, strong songs.

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So he so Cassiopeia was actually kind of partially responsible for that Mario sound.

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Here we know.

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Now we know guys, the world's small. I love it. I love that stuff. Japanese uh prog or Japanese jazz fusion is cute. I love it. Okay.

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It sounds like what it is.

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Speaking of NeoTurf Masters.

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I don't know what that is.

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Um I've been on a big Neo Geo kick in the last couple days.

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Oh god, it's just what I was supposed to remind you to talk about. Talk about that golf game that you can play in.

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NeoTurfmasters. I'm I'm not gonna take all of our time talking about it. It is foreshadowing. It's so it's so good. If you like golf, if you it doesn't matter if you like golf, if you like Japanese jazz fusion, the whole soundtrack is that sweet spot. Okay. So that's great.

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Good.

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Then you have it's just so easy to like it's like fishing in Stardew Valley. It's just like pretty chill, challenging enough, great pace. Highly recommend if you got access to Neo Geo, check out Neo Turf Masters. Nice. Okay. Clark and I played it.

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You just I didn't play it. No one no one said, hey, if I teach you how to play this, will you play it with me? No one said that to me.

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Would you play it with me? No. Oh, please.

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I don't want to. I don't want to.

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We'll play it before next

Enemy Of The State Rewatch Notes

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time. Alright, do we want to talk about Enemy of the State? Sure. Anything you want to talk about?

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No.

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Okay.

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I've just been doing what you've been telling me to.

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Okay. We're moving out pretty different. We are. We're doing great.

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I'm happy and pleased.

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Alright, okay. We we these two weeks we we ended up watching.

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Yeah, it's summer.

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I'm enjoying my summer.

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I just gotta.

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I'll just We gotta talk about some movies, right? We finished 24, but we weren't gonna talk about that, right? No. Well, we finished the first season. Yeah. We saw like eight more. Okay. We watched Enemy of the State, 1998.

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Yeah, I like it okay. I I I I wasn't married to Will Smith's portrayal of his character. It was a little kind of like who do you who you what kind of person are you trying to be?

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So I wanted to ask you about that. Like what would do you do you think he did a bad job, or do you think he just didn't know how to play it?

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Yeah, I think he didn't do a great job. It felt like he was trying to be his goofy Will Smith character, but also he was like this upstanding lawyer citizen, and it just didn't feel like those two things went together very much.

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Big on the line type of situation.

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Sorry. I liked the movie, I liked the premise of the movie where they destroyed his life and all that stuff.

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Yeah, you like that kind of thing.

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I like to see I like to see a good upstanding person's life get ruined. Yeah.

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Sti-5. Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Danny Glover, and Willem Defoe were all originally asked for that, tried to play that role.

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They couldn't get him. They couldn't get him to do that.

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Could you imagine Danny Glover?

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I don't know much about Danny Glover. He seems like a real serious guy, though.

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Danny Glover was in Angels in the Outfield.

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Okay.

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He was in Predator 2.

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Okay.

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He was in Shooter.

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Okay.

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He was in the cold this cold case 48 L.

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Square man.

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A square man? Yeah. No, I wouldn't. He was in uh Lethal Weapon?

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Okay. I know who he is. I I do know who he is, but I.

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You know who he is? And the dead giveaway is first description? A square man.

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Danny Glover.

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Doesn't he have like a very sharply angled face? It doesn't matter.

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Are you thinking like Idris Elba or something?

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No, I know who I know who these people are.

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Can I show you a picture of Danny Glover?

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Sure. Sorry I keep coughing. I have some sort of condition. Can you comment below if you think you know why I cough all the time?

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I'd say maybe are you maybe thinking of Lisa Bonet?

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She's got kind of a from uh enemy of the face.

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No, she's she's quite pretty.

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Was that the girlfriend in it?

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She does have an angled face, though. Yeah, she does. Um let's see.

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I wouldn't call her a square man.

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You wouldn't? No. Lisa Bonet.

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Uh yeah, yes. So to me, that's a- I think it looks like a um He has kind of a large face.

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He's got like he looks like a black Ron Pearlman.

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Okay, yeah, totally. I would call Ron Pearlman a square man.

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Okay. Alright. Fair enough.

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Sorry.

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Should have just stopped.

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You don't understand what I what I mean by square man, I guess.

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Yes. So they were gonna cast a square man. That'd be it would have been very interesting.

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Um I might have liked any one of those better than Will Smith. He just didn't commit to me. He needed to either be funnier or seriouser. Yeah, that's fair. Anyway, move on. Okay. That's good though. If you haven't seen it in this 1998 movie, it's all the technical enhancements. You mean we can if you want to. It's you were right. There's a lot of enhance. I'm trying to zoom in on stuff that's impossible. Can I zoom in on?

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Can I talk about Scott Kahn real quick?

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Who's that?

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Scott Kahn was the uh he's he's j um James Kahn's son. He's got the he had the really tall, spiky hair. Yep. He was Tweeter in Varsity Blues. Yeah, he was in Oceans of Love and Ocean Story.

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Yeah, yeah, yes.

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Boiler room.

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You can talk about him. Okay. You don't have to keep listing stuff.

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You don't have any Scott Conn opinions?

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Was he one of the two thugs?

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He was just I just think I always like seeing him in the movie. He was like in a trillion movies around this era, and he's like pretty much the same character in all of them? He somehow plays a way a different character, but always the same character. He's just like uh tough, joking.

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Yeah.

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Um or uh Car Thief or the taller of the two? No, the shorter. Oh, he's the shorter one. No, that was uh Bucey's song. Yeah, um Jack Beusey. Anyways, just want to talk about Scott

Star Trek IV Escape Velocity

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Conn.

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Yeah, move on.

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Uh we watched Star Trek.

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Yes, with the Wales.

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Star Trek 4, Far From Home.

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Mm-hmm. Um It was delightful.

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Wasn't that the best?

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Yeah. It was a real uh escape. It was a real escapism.

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What uh had you seen have you seen any of the Star Trek's the original series movies?

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I don't think I have.

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Did you see the one where with Picard and Shatner? I think you did.

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If you had me watch it with you, then I did.

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I think we probably watched it together. Dude, I loved this movie.

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Yeah, it was great.

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It had like absurd humor, like tech flexes.

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It almost had like Robin Hood episode of of uh of uh what's the Robin Hood episode of TNG level of ridiculousness? Oh yeah.

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They were just everybody was just doing whatever they wanted. Yeah. Yeah, it was so ridiculous. I mean, I could say I I I own I honestly sorry. I almost said, let's just talk about this. Yeah. Let's rewatch it.

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Because I don't like to rewatch stuff like that of anything, of any. No. Rob's I love doing the podcast, but sometimes when Rob makes me watch things and I have to take notes, I don't want to do that.

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Oh man.

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We watch so much stuff that I really appreciate you didn't make me take notes on. I know. That's not my fault. Make a blog post about it.

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Maybe I'll do a little Rob's corner. Yeah. You should have your own Star Trek. I talk about all the cool the attack the scene with the Italian food.

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Our kid will think you're on the phone with someone very important, but you'll just be down here recording a monologue about Star Trek 4. I totally would.

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Caroline. Uh Leslie came home and I was I was laying in bed talking to uh Claude.

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Claude. ChatGPT brother, chat GPT's cousin.

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Enemy.

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Enemy sorry, sorry. You can be enemies with your family.

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That's true. Sorry, guys. Kill each other. Blood feed civil war style. Let's do it. Alright, so what were we talking? Never mind. That was something else. Um yeah, I was talking to having a little AI conversation.

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Yeah, and our daughter thought you were having like a heartfelt meeting.

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But I was just I was monologuing for like 10 minutes at a time.

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Yeah.

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And then yeah, I came back to the city. She went outside.

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She went outside to give you privacy.

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I said I was talking to some uh was just taking some notes with with Claude. Caroline's like, you you were talking to AI the whole time. I was like, for an hour.

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She's like, I came outside to give you privacy.

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So you were talking for an hour. I probably was. You were. I max out my quota constantly. Yeah.

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That's that's a flex.

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This kind of is. Yeah. Well, I earned it. Alright, what else have we watched? Alright, so we're moving off of Star Trek. Yeah. Cool. Great.

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Well, I

Project Hail Mary Book Vs Film

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mean, if that's what you want this episode to be about.

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No, I don't. No. Project Hail Mary.

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Loved it?

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Did you?

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Yeah. I'm glad that I hadn't read the book recently. I do feel like one of the things I liked about Project Hail Mary the book was like the science. And they definitely glossed right over all the science in that movie.

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Yeah, like why he didn't. Oh, are we spoiling anything?

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I so far I haven't said anything spoily. There's science in this movie about the person in space trying to save humanity just like that's a spoiler.

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It went in some details like why he survived. Like he had like a genetic.

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Oh, we well, I was just thinking not even at that part, but I was just thinking like throughout the entire thing. They like they definitely condensed it. And I guess you have to do that in a movie.

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Oh, totally. Yeah. I actually thought they did a really good job sticking to the core of the book. I mean the storyline. I I I like the the in the book, the way they communicated. Yeah, I'll just stay vague.

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Yeah.

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But actually, and it's pretty obvious. There's like an like the alien is obvious.

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They show it in the okay.

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This movie has an alien. I felt like in the book, that would have been a huge spoiler because they go a long time. Yeah. And then like I had no idea there was an alien in the book.

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Isn't it a unique story of today's world? I felt like when we read when I read it for the first time, I was like, wow, I haven't read anything like this in a while.

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I loved it. I loved the book. I love the movie. Uh I think you were you nailed it where it was good that we watched it so far apart because then you're not nitpicking it.

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It was good.

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Um did you know that the so the the alien was hey, what are you doing?

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Check in.

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The alien was a uh a puppet.

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It wasn't CGI.

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No. A killer like pretty much no CGI.

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Wait, it wasn't a real alien? Is that what you mean?

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No great screen.

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Was it filmed in space though?

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So the dude who So Ray Porter was who who was the narrator for the book. Uh-huh. I love Ray Porter.

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He also Oh that read the Reddit.

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Okay. He also did Bobiverse. Oh, okay. I'm pretty sure that was Ray. Yeah, yes, that's Ray Porter. Great narrator. He was going to he did uh Rocky in the book, of course. Yeah, Amaze, Amaze, or whatever. But he this this other guy, I can't I can't remember his name. Um anyways, he was the puppeteer. And while they were doing the rehearsing and everything, he was actually he would use the voices, and they just got so used to the chemistry was there between him and Ryan Gosling and everything. So there was actually a puppet running around, and the guy, the puppeteer was the one who voiced.

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I love that.

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Yeah, isn't that cool?

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I like that. That should make your heart feel glowy.

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It feels very glowy.

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All right.

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Uh Ortiz. James Ortiz was his name.

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Well, good job, Jamie. Jamie Ortiz.

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Oh, it's Jamie now.

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Yeah, we're we because of our glowy heart.

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Hmm.

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When you get when you have a glowy heart, you get a nickname.

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I miss the music. How they they talk communicated in music in the book, but I I get why they couldn't really do that on account of the glowy heart.

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Alright. All right.

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Do you want to just move on?

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Yeah.

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Is there anything else we want to talk about? We want to talk about Neo Geo some more? No. I played some shoot-em-ups.

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I feel like you there's a lot here that you could make. Next time you say what do you want to talk about? I'm going to be like, hey, go back and check those notes from the July 1st recording. It's July 1st. This will come out on July 1st.

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In the Jeffree's data sheet, check the uh description for check Jeffree's data sheet if you need to know what I'm talking about. Yeah. It's where you can go on and look on our website and like.

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I think Neo Geo came up in our last episode of a similar stuff.

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We talked about Neo Geo some a a good bit.

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In a nostalgia episode. Yeah. Which that's what this is for three. Settle in for nostalgia apps. So Episode three? What are we on? 37. 37?

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Yeah.

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Wow. Isn't that something? When does the year come? August?

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52 weeks, 365 days is shot.

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I mean, when did we start doing this?

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In August? Something like that. I'm all broken up now because we just started doing uh every other week.

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Yep, we did, and that's helping us have sustainability and continue to love our marriage.

Parenting Anxiety Meets 90s Freedom

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Okay. Alright, so we're we were talking about summer nostalgia, is that correct?

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I got the idea because our son is basically having a bit of a version of that. Where we live in an area where there's very poor cell service in some spots, some definite dead zones, some reliable dead zones. And he has a friend who lives about a mile and a half away, which is fairly close.

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Keep talking. I'm gonna make seat. Check that battery.

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And they have a shared love of fishing. And uh our son Clark especially has a shared Are you gonna cut that out with your giant face in the video? Our son especially has a shared love of um doing things by himself and having freedom. And he has an electric bike independence, yeah. He has has an especial love of independence, which is great. Yeah. So he'll be gone depending on my children. And we'll give my children. But because we have this era of cell phones where we should know where our children are all all the time, it is a it makes me a little nervous, even though no one knew where I was until I was about thirty.

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So thirty? Yeah, pretty much.

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I mean, we had cell phones, but we didn't really keep 'em. I didn't even sleep with a cell phone in my bedroom until we moved here from Columbus. I would plug it into the kitchen and be like, well, hope nobody needs me until the next day.

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Um so we want to talk about summer of like So the Yeah, so that's where I got the idea.

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Uh uh kind of back to the analog days.

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I don't remember the topic of the last one exactly, but I know we talked about well, we talked about Neo Geo.

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Mm-hmm.

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We talked about going to the arcades.

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Yeah, I think we that one was kind of like, what do we what do kids do? What that they can't do, that they don't do anymore. That was kind of what it was. Okay. Then we had another one. I what was our other one about?

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Man, we do a lot of nostalgia stuff.

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That's only a third one. I just can't remember what the other one's about.

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Nah. I gotta consult. I gotta make the Jeffries data sheet answer this kind of stuff.

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Yeah.

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That's gonna be phase two. We can go in a really good question.

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Ask it a question. Go for it. Alright, so do you want to just follow this format that I sent to you? Did you write did you type up some answers?

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I did. So yeah, I just took like very brief notes.

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So we're talking summer in the nineties.

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So it's like 94, 96?

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Sure, any any time. I mean, I had some of my summer in the nineties was I was pretty much alone from about 80 95 on, 94 maybe. My mom went back to work, so I didn't I was like definitely alone during the day. My sister, if she was still living at home, had a job. So and my dad, of course, was at work. So I was this is big alone time for me forever. Until I got a job but was still alone. So when I think about summer nostalgia, I think about activities where I was pretty much just kind of hanging out or scheming to get with friends, but is that where all the book reading came from? Yes, I have that's noted later.

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It's not featured anywhere in mind.

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Alright, I want to know. So this is this first set of questions is about summer mornings.

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Okay.

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All right, tell us, Rob.

Summer Mornings And Daily Routines

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Well, the first question is actually what's the first thing you wanted to do when you woke up? But my first question is actually, what time did you get up when you were summer?

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I I slept in pretty late.

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Like 10, 11?

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Like I I don't remember exactly like when I shifted into what I would consider very late now.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Not not college late, not like 3.30.

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Yeah.

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I was talking to uh Aaron about that uh at where Clark slept over.

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Uh-huh.

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And I he said he's like, because they slept like 11. 11. When you got there to pick up, unless it's in like college, like 4 30 late. He's like, like, is it October late? Like, yes, we went to the safe school.

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Anyways. Um I yeah, I was probably I started pushing it. I probably was probably sleeping until 10-ish. Yeah, me too.

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I was all I was solidly in bed till 10. And if I woke up before that, I felt like it was a crime to get uh out of bed before that.

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Yeah, I know what you mean.

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Uh so what'd you do first? What was your little what was your little morning routine? That's a popular topic, trending topic. Morning routine. It really depends.

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So it depends on the on the day. So I I got memories from you know going into eighth grade. I moved I moved after my seventh grade to a different, totally different city.

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Yeah.

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So I didn't know anybody in the neighborhood.

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Is this when you moved to Cleveland?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Didn't know anybody in the neighborhood. There were a lot of kids in the neighborhood. Uh ended up meeting quite a few, but just a totally different layout. This summers before we're in Columbus, and it was like a cul-de-sac.

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Yeah.

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Were you head anywhere from, depending on how far you wanted to stretch the neighborhood? There were 20 kids. Yeah, I was gonna say 25, 30 kids down the street. Ages ranging from you know, I'd have some kids are like four years younger than me, but some that were a couple years old.

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You just play with whoever's outside.

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Yeah. Yeah. So you just kind of go knocking on doors.

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Mm-hmm.

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Depending on that.

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So you would get up and just hit the streets looking for friends.

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Yeah, pretty much.

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What about after you moved?

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Uh I also sometimes, if I was playing like a PC game or something, I might go hit that first. Yeah. Um after after I moved, man. I mean not much. Played video games. Uh Did you eat breakfast? Whoever's my brother was hanging out with. Because there my brother knew a bunch of kids because he was playing sports. Oh, okay. And I I wasn't, and there were just a bunch of kids in the neighborhood who were just his age, just worked out that way. So I'd hang out with them for a while. But your mom wasn't around. Yeah, she was around.

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She feeds you in the every morning?

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Yeah, I think I ate a lot of uh I think I ate a lot of carnation instant breakfast breakfast.

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I had a lot of that. I had a lot of that in the 90s.

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Yeah, well, we got like hundreds of our freezer was full of ice cream, drumsticks. I know I'm stepping on some of our questions.

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You can that's okay.

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I mean, we had drumsticks, push-ups, toll house cookies.

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Basically just all the processed junk of the 80s 90s.

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Well, no, very specific junk. Nestle novelty, yes, frozen novelty. Right. Individually, right? My dad was uh my dad sold it. Yep.

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And yeah, individual impulse buy soldiers.

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It's like when you're like checking out at the gas station type talking about like freezers or cold chain logistics and stuff.

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I just want I just want ice cream, please.

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I don't I don't want the ones that are in individual packages.

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So my dad sol my dad sold ice cream. Um he's an ice cream man. And anytime we went to like yeah, he's an ice cream doctor, legit. Look it up.

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Yep.

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Um anytime we went into like a gas station and there was an ice cream freezer, he'd he may like box stuff, like box the shelves a little bit, and maybe like ask him about how their sales are.

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I think people working behind the counter were like, I don't know, we're just trying not to get robbed overnight here. Like that's all we care about.

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You know how Clark gets so embarrassed when I talk to people.

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I mean that I this full circle moment.

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Why do you have to ask him all those questions? He doesn't care.

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Everywhere we go, my children are like, Does Dad know that person? This guy's fine. This guy's like 16.

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It's like That's my friend Jimmy. He does not care about any of this.

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I think the reason I stayed in bed so long was because I just liked being alone, and if I got up too early, there would still be people around that I would have to talk to and stuff. People, my mom and dad. Like the nicest people ever. But I would just go down and and hit a bowl of Lucky Charms.

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Oh, Lucky Charms?

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Yeah. Loved Lucky Charms. Or I just wouldn't eat anything until about 11 30. And then it was lipton noodle soup every single day.

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Whoa.

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See the first thing I ever learned how to cook.

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I the first thing I ever learned how to cook, I think I made a Belgian waffle one time.

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In a waffle maker? Yeah. With a mix, or did you like crack eggs?

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Probably. I made uh tapioca pudding.

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Whoa, just had water. That was a popular thing to have in your pantry back in the day. Tapioca? Yeah.

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Pudding? I love that stuff.

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Yeah, that's good. What happened to that?

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I don't know.

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We should see if they still sell it.

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Dude, what happened to shark bites? I wrote that down too. I freaking love shark bites.

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I bet you could go out and get some.

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No, I don't know on the internet.

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What about that store that just opened uh up by the route?

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Oh, you think they have shark bites?

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I don't know. They act like they're gonna look at acting like they might.

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See if there's a sign in the front. Yes, we have shark bites.

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Yes, we have shark bags.

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We used to make like great white bags. Yeah. We're all great whites. Oh my gosh.

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Uh a lot of these questions I feel like are really primarily relevant to you because I grew up in the middle of nowhere. And I yes I had a bike, but there was nowhere to go on it. Did you have a bike?

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Yeah, I did. Did you use it as a transportation? We had a specialized giant, maybe? Giant or specialized or I don't know. Uh I think it was a giant, giant rock hopper. I don't remember. But I got it, and I just remember my brother, my mom, mom or dad got it out of the back of the car.

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Oh no.

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My brother had hopped on it and wrote off. I was like, ah.

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You hadn't even ridden it yet? That sounds that's a classic Joe story right there. Was he eating hot spicy wings too? The last of them. Joe.

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Oh Joe.

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Love you, Joe. Um, yeah, I I there was a couple boys that lived down the road, and I didn't really like they're a year younger than me. I knew a lot of kids from the bus, but nobody was close by. But these two boys were bus. The bus. Uh, so I did ride my bike down there a couple of times and we played quote, played football. I'm sure I just stood there and whined. I can't imagine getting real.

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Just by tackle?

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I don't remember. I do remember we we dropped a kid's the kid's football into like the drainage ditch. And when he was bending over to get the ball out of there, go on. I participated in kicking his butt so that his head got dunked in there.

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Wow, that's pretty sadistic.

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And then I felt pretty terrible about it.

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Pretty terrible.

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His name was Josh. Sorry, Josh. We were at his house though, so he went right on in and got cleaned up. It's fine. Um, but yeah, I didn't know.

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Yeah, I used to ride my bike. Uh not so

Bikes Neighbors And Outside Time

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much in um a little bit in Columbus. I rode to school for a little while.

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That's cute.

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I rode it uh I'd ride it into town from from my old neighborhood in uh Chagrin. We'd I'd go to like Revco and buy like a Oh my gosh, Revco.

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I used to eat lunch there every day. Like our son going to Dollar General School, spending people just randomly giving him money to buy things there. Strangers.

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That's so weird.

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It is weird. I just I mean, it's funny because it's like that's a that's a Joe Shucraft thing right there that our son inherited from your brother. But it's also like if you're an adult, you should think about giving a kid money in a store.

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There is a perk. We'll come back to that in a second, but there are there are some like RPGs and stuff where you could shirt you can pick like low key perks for your character.

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Where people just give you money.

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And there'll be stuff like uh occasionally a stranger will come to help you.

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We're all just in a Clark video game. We're NPCs in Clark's video game.

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Like Joe Joe and Clark both. Every now and then somebody will invite you to backstage passes.

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Pretty regularly though, like way more like uh than the odds would suggest.

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I have benefited from from many of those. I'm not saying don't complain.

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Yeah, I'm not saying don't like help a kid out, looks hungry and poor, but like our kid is wearing clean clothes.

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Totally fine.

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Don't brand name everything. He doesn't need your five dollars to buy shredded beef jerky to pretend it's you know tobacco. Or a golf bag. Yeah.

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Or like he goes in, like hustles uh like video or baseball card conventions, like I'll trade you this. I think it's great.

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You know, I was trying to give hope to somebody today because they were talking about how they feel like the kids today just don't have any idea what it's like to like be in the world. I'm like, I gotta say, not that my kids don't spend a fair amount of time on screens. However, they both live to get with their friends. Like in real life, are trying to hang out with friends all the time.

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Yeah.

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And like our daughter's playing music with her friends, our son is doing stuff in real world, like baseball cards, fishing. Yeah. So there's hope, guys. Yeah, there's a balance.

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You just gotta get him up, kick him, kick him out.

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Uh all right, back to you though.

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What was the question?

SPEAKER_04

Well, I hadn't asked it yet. Oh where'd you spend most of your day? Inside or outside?

SPEAKER_03

So I was gonna say is probably a I would say maybe outside, but probably not by much. Like, I used to go to my uh buddy Dan's house quite a bit. Okay. Like of all the kids in the neighborhood, he's probably he's he was like a year and a half, I think he was two grades younger than me. But he was a cenophile.

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Did he have like all the stuff?

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Yeah, his parents let him wash more. He had his he had an older brother.

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Yeah.

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So there was always like this older brother was always playing like Stone Temple Pilots and Metallica.

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Yeah, this my friend's dad was a DJ for like local events, and so he had every single latest CD of everything. They had a pool, they had a hot tub, they had a trampoline, they had a walkout basement, like you know, ferrets and parrots, and we would like ferrets and parrots, and we would drink Coca-Cola for breakfast. They had Dalmatians, they had everything.

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Anything else?

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They had uh they were the first people I ever rode in a car that had tea tea tops? Is that how you say it?

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Oh, okay.

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Where you like you like physically have to take the windows out. Was that been a firebird or something like that?

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I don't know. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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But yeah, I saw when if I was my real goal when I was on the younger half of the 90s was just to get to Aaron's house. And then she lived in a neighborhood. So there were kids to play with.

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So it was like getting dropped off at like the mall or something or something. Um what was your what what was the last question?

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Where'd you spend most of your time in the house? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So I so I play, we'd sit there and I I'd spend days playing like Genesis in like a cool basement. Like moms would kick us out eventually. But I'd watch, you know, we'd watch a movie. Gosh, I just remember beating like Tecmo Super Bowl on the Genesis, NBA Jam, like the played the crap out of Mortal Kombat too. Like we would just play Mortal Kombat. That's right, honey.

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That's right.

SPEAKER_03

The uh movie came out around that time too.

SPEAKER_04

Um did you and your and your siblings hang out? Did you hang out with Joe? Yeah. I know Julia was kind of like a bigger one.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, Julia and I was 80s.

SPEAKER_04

But um Yeah, my sister's gonna hang out with the Joe.

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, I did in effect hang out with her.

SPEAKER_04

I had we used to play with the hose a lot. Did you play with the hose? Um, I earliest hose memories.

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I played do you want me to answer that? Yeah. Um I played with a hose as long as it took to fill up water balloons and super soakers.

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Yeah.

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Uh we used to have like huge super soaker wars, like 50s and hundreds and two hundreds, and wow. We just play all throughout the they're like super soaker 50. Oh, yeah. Super soaker 200 was like a backpack version.

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Oh my gosh.

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And we go on like the woods and like we play a capture the flag. We just go with these huge epics.

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We just, yes. Did you write that down?

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Uh yeah. It's somewhere in there.

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I'm jumping around a little bit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, me too.

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Um we used to do my sister used to make me do Doubledare. Remember Doubledare?

SPEAKER_03

The game show with Mark Summers?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah. We would do that with the hose where we would have to sit in a chair and try to fill up a bowl with a hose from across the driveway or all hose-related obstacle, you know, type what what is that? Relay race type crap. Yeah. But she I always felt very much like she was just like trying things out on me.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure she was. It definitely wasn't for you.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And also when was that on?

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So you guys could be closer.

SPEAKER_04

We're best friends now, so take that. When is Doubledare on television?

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Oh man.

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Was it on Nickelodeon?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah.

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So it had to be. 90s.

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I mean, it's definitely after You Can't Do It On Television, which is like the OG slime show. Uh oh, I'd say mid early to mid-90s.

SPEAKER_04

Did you drink out of the hose?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

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Oh yeah. Did you I had a friend whose mom would not let us drink out of the hose because she said there was I don't know, heavy metals or something in it. It's probably true. And then heavy metal hose.

SPEAKER_03

There's just boobs everywhere. Did you ever see the heavy metal, the uh movie?

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_03

Oh watch it sometime.

SPEAKER_04

And then she also, the same mom, also said that we shouldn't play in the mud because there was like bacteria in the mud that would make us sick. And I was just like, this is a person also. Well, I actually had a lot of fun at that house, but there were some one-off weird rules like that.

SPEAKER_03

I had a friend whose mom did not like it when I spit. I used to spit a lot.

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Ew. I don't like that either. I'm that mom.

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I'm ooing the.

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I thought you were ooing that the spitting is disgusting.

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It is.

Water Balloons And Teenagers Chase

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She was she was pretty cool though. It was um Oh, dang it. Oh, water balloons. That's what I want to talk about. We uh we got in some trouble with water balloons.

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What'd you do?

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Just breaking tail light.

SPEAKER_04

Um, oh my gosh, what was inside your water balloons?

SPEAKER_03

Water.

SPEAKER_04

Heavy water? Heavy metals? Was it from the hose?

SPEAKER_03

It's heavy metals. There was also some, I think some bacteria got in there.

SPEAKER_04

It really increased the atomic weight of the water balloon.

SPEAKER_03

So uh no, but like we put a uh a water balloon through a um garage door. Like boom, right through the garage door.

SPEAKER_04

What was a garage door made out of cardboard?

SPEAKER_03

Well, if you shoot if you shoot it just right. Well, just you know, like twenty feet away from from it. That thing flies.

SPEAKER_04

What were you shooting it out of?

SPEAKER_03

Uh those giant three-man launchers?

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Oh, you were just throwing Oh no, no, no, no. No, no. So this is more like projectile adjacent.

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Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So that was going that was going on like broad daylight. Like we would do the dumbest stuff. With just launching it launching freaking a car would drive by and we would just launch a balloon at them.

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Like Can you imagine me as a mom back then? Because I I think I was born in the correct time.

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Like no one was like, what if we hit it? What if we hit the car?

SPEAKER_04

Well, I mean, where were anyone's parents?

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And then we broke the taillight. Everybody's just like, whoops. Oh yeah, that's right. Were they We're shooting water balloons at cars?

SPEAKER_04

What now did they stop the car and then did they yell at you? Did you have to go find your mom and dad?

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Uh it wasn't my house.

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You're like, see ya guys, we gotta go home.

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Got away with that one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Um was that in Columbus or Cleveland?

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Uh Columbus. There were like older brothers involved in that one.

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Uh-oh.

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There was also like we had these uh older, stronger boys. There's these, we always we called them the teenagers. All right, so we're like elementary school to middle school teenagers. There's these guys, so there's teenagers that lived across the street from us. Who we just do they have parents? No, they're just this horde. Horde of teenagers. This nest of them.

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Um like a vampire coven.

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We're incredibly intimidated.

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Oh, sorry, witch's coven. Sorry. It was a teenage witch coven.

SPEAKER_03

That's never mind. So uh the uh what was that show? Uh The Charmed? Yeah. It's not a teenage witch coven, but I don't know.

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I I was thinking of um the 90s The Craft that movie.

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Oh, with uh what's her face from Waterboy?

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With a big mouth.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. She was also in uh Return to Oz. That's a freaky movie. We should watch that sometime. Okay. So these guys, the teenagers. We were I don't know if this is the so there's the there are these these kids who lived across the street from our neighborhood, and we just referred to them as the teenagers. We could swear they're always up to no good. Their friends were coming and out all the time. They were also teenagers. My friend Joey and I, and and this little kid named David, who was like Joey and I were like sixth or seventh grade. David had to have been like three.

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I don't know.

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He wasn't all he was like five, maybe. For some reason he was hanging around us, and we were just we were just waving to cars, just being stupid. Just like waving to people as they try by. Teenagers come by flick us off. Joey gets out on the street, flicks them off. No, my buddy. Oh and so it's like you know, car stops. Car stops. Oh, where you're like, go, go, go! I don't know if Joe was with maybe Joe was with me too. You're done. David was definitely with me, but yeah, my Joe. Stops, brake lights, uh, reverse lights come on, backs up, we're like, crap, we start running. Um, David's crying. The baby? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

What a loser. What a baby. I just I threw him at the car.

SPEAKER_03

We're sorry. All you have to do, you don't you don't have to be the fastest. You just gotta be faster than a baby. So uh So this guy follows us in. Uh follows follows him to to my house. Joey and I, we so we I'll run a car.

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Okay.

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I'll run a parked car.

SPEAKER_03

No, no. He turned around, he followed us. He was chasing us in our neighborhood. Um I didn't know this guy. I we ran into my house. He gets out, we're like in the house. I um get a BB gun. I'm just like loading up a 760 pump master, like this guy comes over. I'm gonna shoot this guy.

SPEAKER_04

This is weird. This is the OG father protector coming out.

SPEAKER_03

So I'm loading up this gun. I just would have he would have been who knows. Can you imagine? I'm so glad my mom came home because he starts walking up the drive. I don't know what he was planning, but I was going to shoot him. Like, I was gonna unload all this dickhead. Excuse me, I probably shouldn't say it.

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Earmuffs.

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Yeah, adult family earmuffs.

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It matters if you say it after.

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So but also he would have just beaten the crap out of me. Like I would have it would have been such an ugly scene. Like Joey, Joey would have had to jump in, Dave would have put another baby to throw in. But my mom's always somebody younger. Pulls in right, right as he's walking up. Oh my god. The dude just like turns around, runs in his um in his car, slams the door, throws it in reverse, like around my mom. My mom was like, What was going on? Like, ah, teenager came came. Joey flipped him off and we chased him. That's why I've always hated teenagers.

SPEAKER_04

So I still this is a hard time in our life because we have two of them in our own house right now. Just always. Well, that was.

SPEAKER_03

Dad, why do you always carry that BVI go? Just case a teenager stuff. Just case you try to chase me.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's great.

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, there's my teenagers.

SPEAKER_04

Did you have any must-watch TV shows? Since you were home all day? Prices right?

SPEAKER_03

During the day, I've I mean I've always wound up watching Prices Right at some point.

SPEAKER_04

Did you ever watch talk shows?

SPEAKER_03

Not really.

SPEAKER_04

I had to be at the pool at when I was a lifeguard at like 1145. And if Julie, my friend Julie was also a lifeguard, if she was working the same day, I would go to her house first and we would like catch most of an episode of like Jerry Springer or something like that, and then go to work. That was our TV routine.

SPEAKER_03

I feel like I've seen a fair amount of talk shows. Just I've I don't think I've ever made time to watch one.

SPEAKER_04

Um you didn't like meet up with your friend just to watch it before work.

SPEAKER_03

I did not.

SPEAKER_04

So you watched a lot of the Springer when you were Or sometimes if I couldn't get there, then we would call each other and watch it on the phone.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, nice.

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Yeah. The same show.

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When would this have been?

SPEAKER_04

I had a driver's license, so 99.

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Oh, so we're going okay. I I've been mainly staying in the middle school years.

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You can be anywhere in the 90s.

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Oh.

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Because for me, that's still summer.

SPEAKER_03

I haven't talked about teenage years at all.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay. It's fine. We don't, you know, you just talk about what you planned on talking about. Well, because the question was any must-watch shows.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I was gonna say um SNCC on Nickelodeon.

SPEAKER_04

I don't have cable.

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Uh Ren and Stepe. Yeah. I used to love Ren and Steppy.

SPEAKER_04

I I watched a lot of PBS. Because we didn't have cable.

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Yeah, you were going to like Ghost Rider.

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Yeah.

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What else did they have on there? Uh Arthur?

SPEAKER_04

Arthur, uh, Wishbone.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, my brother loved that. I it kind of aged out of it, I think.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I I never really loved Wishbone. I think my sister liked it when she was going to college. Laura? Comment below if you watched Wishbone. What's the story? Wishbone. Oh, Laura. I used to draw a lot with Mark Kissler, the Imagination Station. You want me to sing you that entire theme? Sure, yeah, please. Drop in your pencils, grab some favor. Get ready. It's almost time. I've got to show you that about the stuff.

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I like that little gritted teeth, really.

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Oh shoot. Shooting stars and kangaroos in the imagination.

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That's beautiful.

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That's a great song.

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It's pretty good. Yeah, I I that's a per it's a perfect song. Oh, by the way, the ps uh strong songs.

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He has a He's a Mark Kessler theme song?

SPEAKER_03

But he can't he talks about theme songs on an episode. And he goes into like hey guys, this is Rob Shoecraft of The Audience Will Like It, Fame and Fortune. I just wanted to tell you and apologize that the audio quality is about to get real rough. Thanks for sticking with the show. We had to switch to a boom mic uh backup. Anyways, thanks for listening. Uh we'll fix it for next week. Bye, I love you. Songs that describe the show. I mean, they go to different kinds of theme songs.

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I like that too. Um, alright.

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I'm gonna do a little battery high. We're good.

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It's also it's been an hour, just so you know.

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Okay, we got 10 more minutes and then close out a loafful.

Snacks Soda And Summer Sense Memory

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Um, yeah, let's do it. Let's talk food. Let's go back to shark bites. Summer foods from the 90s.

SPEAKER_03

Hmm.

SPEAKER_04

For me, uh, dove bars, ice cream bars, remember those?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, those like seriously, I wasn't allowed to eat. That was Mars. Uh so I could not eat anything Mars. So it sounds great. Okay, and look, it is great. If you have limited ice cream, here's the thing. Like, the Nestle ice cream was great. Dropsticks are great. It was. It was fine. Wasn't upset. Wasn't upset about it, but when you can't, when you're not allowed to have Hershey's or Mars, you really want that. The Snickers.

SPEAKER_04

Have you ever had a dove chocolate bar? Um the magnums that are out now are basically.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, oh yeah, I've had them today.

SPEAKER_04

It's a great version of that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah, well now it's Gene Lever, that's different.

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So you can eat it now.

SPEAKER_03

But we like the ice cream man that you wrote down, like, did you ever did the ice cream man ever jumped?

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Never once a single time in my life did I ever see an ice cream truck around here.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I it's not that I wasn't allowed to have to go to the ice cream man, but it was like Ben spend your own money on the crap. I mean it's a competitor.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god. Bruce, are you listening?

SPEAKER_03

I don't think he ever actually gave me crap about the ice cream man specifically. Like, I don't think he ever said don't eat ice cream.

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Don't go to the ice cream.

SPEAKER_03

Go to the ice cream man, but it's like it's a waste. To his point, we have so much ice cream in the fridge. Freezer, why are you going out there? It's I mean, I wouldn't say the same thing.

SPEAKER_04

My grandpa used to deliver things too.

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I think deep down he's just like giving a scent to that guy.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. It it served a couple purposes. My grandpa in St. Louis, they used he delivered ice cream, and so his freezer was always full of like back stock, like stuff that would be expired that he would take off the shelves. I don't I don't really understand how that all works, but it would end up in his deep freezing basement. And if you weren't too scared to go down there, because of all the terrible stories he could tell you about escaped prisoners in his basement, then you could go down and have you help yourself to whatever was down there. And there would be ice cream sandwiches, like every kind of random ice cream flavor, like I swear was there black walnut ice cream?

SPEAKER_03

He used to used to talk about black walnut.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, okay, that's good. And there he also had cherry ice cream, which is cherry stuff. You've been eaten a single cherry that I painstakingly seeded.

SPEAKER_03

I beaded. Yeah, okay, so I do I want to save them. I don't want to just sit there and house them. I would rather I also like cherry-flavored things.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, you're kind of a synthetic fruits person.

SPEAKER_03

What does that mean? You like I'm a synthetic fruits person.

SPEAKER_04

Like you like grape stuff, but I never see you eating a grape. You like cherry stuff, but you don't eat cherries. I feel like that's pretty well. Hit the nail on the head. You're a synthetic fruits parts. I like synthetic parts. I didn't know that's what it was. It says I like synthetic parts.

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I like that. I do like that.

SPEAKER_04

Um I ate a crap ton. I mean, nice shout out to my mom and dad for literally getting me whatever I wanted. I think my mom was just like, What will you eat? I will buy it for you. Because otherwise I didn't, I was very picky. And I would get, I would eat like that whole row of Oreos. You know. That was my day. That was what I ate while she was at work.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Um, little Debbie. My dad, his car was always littered with gas station cake stuff.

SPEAKER_04

Whoa, remember King Dongs?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That was a staple.

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You know, I'm not a big uh the chocolate stuff's fine, but I like synthetic fruits. Synthetic fruits. Synthetic creams.

SPEAKER_04

There's definitely synthetic creams in King Dongs.

SPEAKER_03

Synthetic uh grains. So oatmeal cream pilots, definitely. Right up there for you? Yeah. Um what about pizza rolls? Flavorizes pizza rolls.

SPEAKER_04

Uh that was the later 90s, but I I ate a lot of pizza rolls.

SPEAKER_03

I pretty much didn't. I mean, I know I ate a lot of chips.

SPEAKER_04

He wasn't a big chip person.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't need a lot of uh I didn't need a lot of stuff that I had to make.

SPEAKER_04

Huh. You've really turned over a new leaf though, just so you guys know. He makes things now.

SPEAKER_03

Not just synthetic fruits.

SPEAKER_04

Uh, what about drinks?

SPEAKER_03

I drink a lot of soda. Mountain Dews or Cola.

SPEAKER_04

We had Coke.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I drink Mountain Dew whenever we never bought it, but whenever we went out to like a restaurant, like Pizza Hut or something, I drink like 17 lemon.

SPEAKER_04

And they just keep pouring it in there. Now I'm like, like, we take our 14-year-old. I'm like, you can have one lemonade. We're just the best. Um I we had it all.

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Oh juice juicy juice.

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We never had that.

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Well, much. Again, so Libby's was a Nestle. Nestle's, yeah, Nestle owned company.

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Subsidiaria. Subsidiary.

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Gallons of Libby's juicy juice. Um like you could get it. If you if you wanted diarrhea, all you could do is just ghost it.

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You could get it. Ice cream and Libby's juice. If you were lactose intolerant. Like my brother.

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Who had diarrhea all the time.

SPEAKER_04

Well, there was this soda that I think was local to St. Louis called Vest.

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Yeah.

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And my grandparents always had that. And they had every flavor of sugary junk under the sun.

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Nice.

SPEAKER_04

Every flute fruit flavor, every soda flavor. They would always have it when we were there. And then when they would visit us, they would usually bring a case of it. Because it would be like you could mix and match. They would be sold as individual cans. And you could get a flat of like 24 cans, like X amount, you know. And so they would always bring that.

SPEAKER_03

My grandparents my both my grandmas used to cook a bunch of, they used to bake a bunch of cookies and cakes. Paddle cakes and chocolate cakes.

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And yeah.

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Oh man. But also like uh toasted strudels and honey buns.

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Toaster strudels.

SPEAKER_03

I used to tell me my my grandma BB used to make uh butter biscuits with tomatoes.

SPEAKER_04

Somebody was talking today about eating mayonnaise tomato sandwiches. They're good. And I was just like, there is nothing about that I want to eat. The tomatoes.

SPEAKER_03

She's always make them with biscuits. If you're making homemade biscuits butter, that's different.

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We're talking about wonder bread and mayonnaise.

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She had this friend named Anne.

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Uh-huh.

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He used to make rolls and we always call like hey, there's Anne's rolls.

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Anne's rolls.

SPEAKER_03

We like always eat Ann's rolls. But yeah, my my grandma, she used to make, we'd go swimming in her pool, and then we come in and she'd make just like whatever lunch we wanted to eat. And if you swim in for like six hours straight, you just you could eat. You could eat that. You just devour the whole kitchen, but she would just keep it going. So yeah, a lot of good memories eating out my uh huh?

SPEAKER_01

What's funny? What are you laugh? Should we talk about love? Wait, wait, wait. Sure, let's move right on.

SPEAKER_04

Oh right, wait, I just had there was like one random set of questions.

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There's a ton of questions.

SPEAKER_04

I know, but here's something I wanted to do too.

SPEAKER_03

Um I wanted to get I'm just gonna have to talk about teenagers, okay? Let's clean it up for it.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, okay. Just these I'm gonna ask you these questions and and you have to answer them, okay?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay.

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Uh they're on here, so you probably have answers. It's it's the little details section.

SPEAKER_00

I might have thought that I might have thought we won't we won't make it to that far.

SPEAKER_04

Well, okay, then just go with your gut.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

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What's a sunscreen smell like?

SPEAKER_03

Uh tromical uh waterloo.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. What about the inside of your parents' car smell like in July?

SPEAKER_03

Depends on which parent.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, pick one and say the answer.

SPEAKER_03

Uh my dad's car always smelled new.

SPEAKER_04

Because it was.

SPEAKER_03

Because it wasn't. He tells cars. He takes good care of his stuff. Um, and then my mom's car smelled like whatever we just ate in the car.

SPEAKER_04

My all I can remember is my dad's car smelling. Sorry, my the van that we used to have one of those. I don't know what it was. I have to ask my parents. It was white, and we used it to pull the sailboat, so it had a diesel engine. And it smelled like hot vinyl. Maybe. It was wong conversion pan.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, well.

SPEAKER_04

But it was an older model, it didn't have like fancy stuff in it. My dad built bed sheets in it for us to lay down.

SPEAKER_00

Gotcha. Nice.

SPEAKER_04

Hot plastic and vinyl.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

That's what an old July van smells like. Alright. What sounds instantly take you back to summer? 90s summer. Kids summer.

SPEAKER_03

Man. I would say uh the crow soundtrack.

SPEAKER_04

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_03

Um, and fireworks. I used to love like black hats and like any like firecrackers.

SPEAKER_04

Like your own. And they're not like going to the park and it doesn't sound like that.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, I like throwing stuff in the seal and just making the biggest noise you possibly could.

SPEAKER_04

Um, mine was my mom and dad in the kitchen underneath my bedroom in the mornings. My mom would usually be on the phone with like her parents, and I could hear them pouring coffee and talking and stuff. That was very nostalgic.

SPEAKER_02

Wow.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, uh, what clothing screams summer 1995?

SPEAKER_03

White kids with sag pants?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that seems later. Well what about starter? What about oh uh well yeah. The starter jackets.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, there's tons of starter stuff. Uh how about pumps?

SPEAKER_04

Bike shorts.

SPEAKER_03

We bought pumps. Oh, yeah. I think some pumps. Yeah, bike shorts.

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Uh alright. What do kids today not get to experience? And then we'll move on to Loveful. That's my final question.

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What do kids today do you have something?

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I do.

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What?

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Boredom.

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Yeah. I think that's what I have.

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It's existential.

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Uh effort effortless active daily living, but we already discussed. That's that's still a thing, too.

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Yeah.

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Uh when you're in a neighborhood, it's just much easier to be active. Right. And uh the feeling of being pumped for a trip to go rent a game or a movie.

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Yes. Not just having it like, oh, these 50 games are like the internet's out.

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Forcing yourself to play it if it even if it sucks.

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Yes. Uh how many times did I watch a VHS? Like the 90s Disney movies? I probably watched those on a repeat.

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I didn't, but I couldn't.

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But I mean, like, I didn't have cable or anything, so we would just watch. I would like literally lay on the family room floor for hours.

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Well, we go on road trips and we drive double. Well, I mean, it was like a TV with a cigarette lighter adapter, couldn't deal a song of his own limousine of some kind. Yeah, that was pretty cool. But we would buy, we

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would move on.

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That's that's cool. Alright, love cool. Speaking of the 90s.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yes. So if you ever saw Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes, as Mick mentioned. May and baby John Linguazamo. We don't know. We can't find out.

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Um that soundtrack from that movie.

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Did it was pretty popular when I was in eighth grade, eighth, ninth grade.

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And John Leguizamo wasn't.

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He was.

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Romeo and Jew.

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Who do you play?

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Capulet.

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I don't I don't I don't know. I'm I'm in a I'm in a place it doesn't say.

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Ah.

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Do you want would you like me to find out?

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No, I don't I don't care. You're the one who keeps bringing it up.

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Go ahead and keep talking.

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Ceasing. Key Tom. Uh and that it had that soundtrack was an awesome soundtrack, and I it was exposed to a lot of music that I'd never heard before. That would be closer to like, you know, rock or metal-ish punk type music.

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But that guy.

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I don't know.

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So he's got a soul patch?

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Oh, he's like one of the he was like a friend of Tibetan.

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Tyball, yeah.

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Um, but that soundtrack really opened up my world. Thanks.

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You're the one that was pushing me on the Lake was almost anyway, and that song was in one of the only ones.

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It was really that singable.

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Luffle. Mm-hmm. What else was on that?

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Um, that one. It's like a it's not Deseray. Is it Deseray? I don't know. I don't know. That was not a good It's the scene where they're looking at each other through the format. They're looking at each other through the aquarium on either side of the aquarium. It's like an RB.

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I never saw the movie.

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What? Did you watch it?

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No. It just wasn't. It's like one of the reasons I didn't really convince myself I didn't like this song. It's like it was super cool.

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Pretty piece of flesh song. Yeah, pretty piece of flesh. It was like kind of a sort of sort of sort of. Yeah, so it's like, no, I don't remember.

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Oh.

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You should listen to the soundtrack sometime.

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Okay, check it out.

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Uh, and then Love Fool was very poppy in comparison to the rest of that stuff. But then as we came to find out, thank you to Strong Song, it was really poorly surgically removed from an album. Where it made a lot of more sense on that. I did listen to the album, did you?

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Uh I listened to a little bit of it, yeah. Yeah, did you like it? Yeah. Um what's it called?

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I don't know.

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First Band on the Moon.

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Yeah, I like the album title. I do.

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And I I did like it's not. There's some stuff I really liked. Um I love also just the concept of it. I love finding out that these like half the folks in this band were in metal bands. And that like this whole album is like this dark, kinda creepy, surrealish kinda. Yeah. Um, which is all a lot of different genres, like really good. Like they're they're quite good.

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Yeah.

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Uh Swedish band. And a lot of the songs on this are about just screwed up relationships.

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Yeah.

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And um.

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And as a 13-14-year-old, I felt that hard. I thought I was really going to be able to do that.

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How hard did you feel?

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Super hard. As hard as I could.

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Oh, good one, honey. Um, a lot of whispering, a little a little too much whisper singing on this album.

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Oh, I could see that. You hating that, yeah.

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I I don't, I just can't. It kills it for me. It could be otherwise good songs, I just can't get past the whisper singing.

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Yeah, I don't love whisper singing. I like to think of it as just kind of a light little voice.

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Oh, maybe I'll try that. Just reframe it.

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Uh that's all I have to do.

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What's the band I was just I just asked you about them? Ark um the female lead, uh, Ark I don't know.

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Oh, Arc Iris.

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Arc Iris, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was picking up, there's a little a couple of the songs had an Arc Iris feel to them. Um I I liked it. It was it I'll tell you what.

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Avant garde heavy metal. What um this Loveful?

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Some of it was. Yeah. Yeah. It it's a really cool album. If you like Love Fool, you should check it out. You should also, like I said, check out that Strong Songs uh episode on it. But I l I I really liked this song. I didn't know I liked this song until we until we I tried to cover it. Because I I realized how shallow I was. Like I I was I was totally throwing this song out because of Romeo and Juliet, which I also haven't seen. It's doubly shallow. I didn't watch Titanic forever just because I was convinced it was Romeo and Juliet, basically. I'm like, I'm not interested in that movie.

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I mean, it's only a love story, but.

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Oh, yeah, but it's quite good.

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Well the Romeo and Juliet's it's it's great. I think it's great.

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I'll check it out.

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I mean they do, they speak it the actual play.

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Yeah, that's what I've that's what I've heard. I'm not a big Romeo and Juliet guy, but uh about Shakespeare guy. Maybe it's about really. I've read a lot of the stuff, but it was I was kind of made to through high school.

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Well, I like it because they put it in like, you know, a modern day, kind of a thug-ish. Like they're like kind of like mob families.

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Mm-hmm. But when they have guns and some of swords.

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Yeah.

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Gotcha. And John Lugazaba's in it.

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Yeah.

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I hear. That's what I've heard. We played as Tybalt. It's Tybalt.

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Tybald. Tybalt.

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So, um, playing this song though, I was uh I was like, man, this song is super jazzy. Like it's got a real samba feel to it. And I was just enjoying playing it. Uh and a lot of chords that I'm I had to get a bit more comfortable with, especially up higher on the neck. That kind of chromatic bass walk. Um, there's a lot of instruments going on in this song. They got a Rhodes organ.

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They got a lot going on.

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Yeah.

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We we toyed with the idea of getting the harp out, but I just know I just don't have if we could lay down tracks, I could do it, but I can't do all that at once.

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And the uh uh crap, we went and saw them one time. What's the band that does postmodern jukebox? Yeah. And their cover of it, did you see that?

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No.

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Oh, it's really good. She plays a harp.

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Oh my gosh!

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I thought that's where you got the inspiration.

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I just heard it.

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We didn't play, we didn't play with the harp, we talked about it. We played uh I just played guitar unless I sang it. Pretty pretty stripped down. There's an acoustic version of this that the cardigans do. I didn't love it. Whisper singing. Whisper singing. Yeah. But uh but they they did this thing, uh, he talks about it on Strong Songs, where the way they do the compression for and I beg and I beg, yeah, um, they kind of do this compression with the audio effect, so it sounds like she's contained. Uh-huh, and then it blows like a like an old-time radio. Yeah. And then it opens up, and you know what it reminded me of?

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What?

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An audio version of Frank Lloyd Wright. Oh my architecture when you go into the.

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Because we have a Frank Lloyd Wright episode.

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Oh my gosh.

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As evidenced by every word that's left Rob's mouth in this episode. The culture is high here.

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I'm gonna leave all that in. It's just gonna be dead air. Me shaking.

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And like occasionally me coughing because I can't breathe. And I have an inexplicable cough that never goes away.

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Oh, that's our battery done. Okay, we're gonna make it.

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Yeah, we are.

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Okay.

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Um we got about ten minutes left.

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Let me see what else I had to say about it.

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We got about ten whole minutes left.

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Do we really?

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Yeah.

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That is quite good. So, uh lovful. Yeah, said I was shallow. I said the old time radio. Um said I was shallow.

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Check. Now I'm not anymore because I said I was.

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I listened to some covers of it. Um You said that. I did?

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Did you have a cover award? Well, you said post-mortem jukebox, I guess. Sorry.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. I, you know, I I I don't know where I wrote it. I must not have copied it in there. Sorry, everybody. But um, yeah, I I wish I I you know, better light than never. But I just it's we it's weird to hear because it's not that I hadn't heard the song in a while. Well, this is just But I just do this association thing where I've always thought it was catchy.

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Yeah.

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But listening, forcing yourself to listen to it or to learn it. I know this is I always say the stupidest stuff that's obvious to anybody who's ever done Checked a book out from the library. Yeah. But uh when you're forced to learn a song, you are forced to listen to it. And I was like, this song is great.

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Yeah.

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And playing it on the guitar, I kind of I I really I'm I'm glad we played it the way we played it, where I just essentially corded it, but I kind of tried to do a little bit of stuff stuff here. Be heavy with the bass. Uh a little heavier with the percussion, kind of with my muting and whatnot. But I would have really liked to have played it kind of like we did Bathwater.

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Oh.

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Where a little more leady.

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I didn't play on that, did I?

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Yeah, you did. I did. You played guitar.

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Maybe I should have played on this one. Um I couldn't have.

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Why not?

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Because I don't know all these chords, and I can't like it.

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Oh, right. Well, well, tell me though, couldn't you play?

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I could play the root positions and all of them.

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Yeah, and won't it still sound okay if I'm if I'm adding the sevens? Yeah. Okay. Because this song has a ton of them.

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Yeah. And she's singing a lot of them as well. That very first note is a seven. That's why I was asking you what it was, because it's an A minor seven. And I was like, is this the is that a G?

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Yeah, that's why you're like, can you ring it out real open? That's why I've played it enough up higher on the neck or lower on the neck to really make sure I hit that open.

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If I had been playing the piano, I would have done the same for myself.

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Plus playing all those freaking bar chords. Like, there's there's certain chords, the bar chords in general don't bother me.

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Yeah, you make them look really easy.

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Playing the bar chords I'm not used to playing. Um, you know, it really makes it huge.

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New chord shapes.

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New chord shapes. Because there's something about it, even though it's not the barring that bothers, it's the it's the newness of it as well.

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It's the new motor pattern.

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Yeah, the new motor pattern. So there's a bit of that. So that I when you said to play the open, kind of an open A minor seven, I was like it just felt so good.

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Oh, you're more bored by it. No, to have the relief of my hand not cramping. Yeah, just too much.

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So just playing, yeah. Anyways, it's very, very specific weird guitar intermediate uh blues there. But um, no, I had a lot of fun playing. I would like to jam on this though. I think it's uh great damn. Um, do you want to talk about covers?

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Yeah, sure.

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Who do you want to who would you want to hear cover this song?

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Sorry if I say this person already, but I think I'm gonna like to hear Harry Styles covering.

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Have you? I don't think so.

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Have I not said Harry Styles before?

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I don't know. I've been hearing I've been hearing you listening to a fair amount of Harry Styles lately.

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Yeah, I think I might be catching up with the rest of the world. Oh yeah. Yeah.

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Is

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he put putting new stuff out or is he listening to Wildload Sugar High?

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Yeah, but I he does have new stuff. I mean he's a pretty he's got a pretty big following.

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I have heard what how would you would you say I've heard like four of his songs maybe?

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I don't know if you've even heard four of them.

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Three? I know I've heard a couple.

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Yeah.

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And I've liked I know I like two of them.

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Yeah.

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I don't remember what they were, but I I know there's two Harry Styles songs, and I was like, is this Harry Styles? Yeah. I like this.

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Yeah. So And I I like his look too. He dresses ridiculously.

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I don't I don't know his look.

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Oh, it's like Preppy he wears a lot of patterns and cuffs his pants.

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In my head, he's like a uh skinny version of Dustin from Stranger Things?

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No.

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I don't think so.

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I don't think I know who he is.

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You should look him up and see if that matches that tracks. I don't think it does. He's not a square person either.

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Does he does he look like uh Does he look like Dustin from Stranger Things?

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Well. Bless you. Yeah, McDagger had a baby, perhaps? Uh are we getting a little closer? Maybe okay, hang on.

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Oh my goodness.

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Let's see.

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Who do you want to hear cover while you look that up?

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Oh, I put uh KK slider. Um hang on a second. What did I say?

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The dog from the dog from uh Animal Crossing? That sings in in computer bebops.

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I don't know why.

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I was thinking today we might need to reinvent these questions, and I feel more strongly about it than ever. Hang on a second.

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Harry Style. Is it style or styles?

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Styles.

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Alright. Yeah, that's exactly what he looks like.

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He does not look like Dustin from Stranger Things.

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Mixed with McDagger.

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Okay.

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You know what he looks like? He looks like the uh the the he looks like Dustin from Stranger Things mixed with Will's older brother, the Stoner, and Stranger Things. That's what he looks like. Uh Jonathan? Yeah. That's what he looks like.

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That's true. He does look more like Jonathan and Dustin.

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But you gotta mix Dustin and don't.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you have to.

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You have to.

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Um, no, I said uh not it's not KK Slider. I did write KK Slider down. I don't remember why. I'm not sure. But um I would like to hear it.

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But uh people, people, people um Stan Getz and Charlie Bird.

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They've got a Sab album, uh Antonio turned me on to that album.

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Okay.

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And uh so you got a lot of great guitar and a lot of great saxophone.

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So no singers.

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No, I'd like to hear an instrumental. Like a true, like some Sama greats going at this song just going off on the side.

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It's uh I like that approach.

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Yeah.

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I like that.

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Um what we got B-side?

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B-side.

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You're not gonna say uh hair style song, are you?

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No, they're not. It's gonna be worse. You have to go first though.

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I'm gonna go with uh you won't know mine, I'm sure. Oh. Well you'll know mine. Uh Self-Esteem by Offspring.

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Sing a little bit of it.

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Um just go with no self-esteem. Oh hey, yeah. Huh?

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You know it's all No, I don't think so. Okay. Uh drop this a little. Let's see. She's she's drunk drunk again to look at the score.

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Oh yeah, I do know.

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Um I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweed. I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem. That line, I always loved that song about that that um line when I was a kid. I was just like, yeah, yeah.

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That's how I felt a lot about something.

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It's just such a dirty, it's just such a dirty situation. But it is also a dirty situation than Loveful. I mean, this is a pretty screwed-up tale. Yeah. Honestly. This song's really screwed up.

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Well, I chose a Taylor Swift song. It's one of the ones I've heard that actually like, uh, that actually like life, not just like earworm like. It's called Lover.

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And it says, can we always be heads close dun dungeons? Was it head?

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Oh yeah. I think I recognize it's Scoopy. Uh Scoopy.

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The first lights, we can leave the Christmas lights on until January. But she's basically it's a love song, but if you take it and make it where you don't hear the reply, she could sound a little creepy like the Loveful Girl.

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Oh, okay.

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Can we always be this close?

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You know it'd be uh another good one.

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What?

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Would uh been for use me.

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Oh, that's right. Yeah, we should have put that on there. What the heck's wrong with us?

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Hmm.

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Did you have a soundtrack for it?

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I was trying to try to think, so you know, obviously Romeo and Juliet.

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Yeah, where'd you get that idea?

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Yeah, I know. But I was looking at other songs from uh visited you and that rate.

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It gave you a vision. He whisper singed in your ear while you were dreaming.

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He wouldn't.

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He would never.

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He gets he does he get. Smacked. Okay. Um, I was looking at other 1996 movies that were out at the same time. Romeo and Julia. We had Independence Day, Fargo. Fargo would be great if they played it with it put the what's the face of the chip or.

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I'm actually not sure I've seen Fargo.

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Ooh, we should watch that.

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Okay.

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It's really good. Oh, we gotta watch that movie. It's crazy. Is it a thriller? It's a thriller. Yes, it's a Cohen Brothers movie. It's really good. Yeah. We gotta watch, gotta watch Miller's Crossing, too.

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Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Uh Space Jam?

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Okay.

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Pretty good in that.

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Between um Babs and Michael Jordan.

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Oh, did they have a little thing going on?

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Maybe she was maybe he was saying it.

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In the deleted scene.

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Yeah. He was singing it to her.

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He's like, Michael Jordan says to Babs. I promise I will never die. And then hilarity ensues. And Loveful plays in the background. That's it. There you go. I was gonna say Scream.

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Oh, I like Scream. That's that's my favorite one of yours.

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Let's go with Loveful. Maybe they could play while they're hacking poor old Drew Barrymore pieces.

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I had uh nothing, but I had since had some inspiration. Do you remember? Okay, you know like R.L. Stein Goosebumps books. Well, there was like a slightly older uh and his this author and his name was Christopher Pike, and he used to write all of these like kind of thrillery teenage romance books.

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Christopher Pike?

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Yeah.

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Why does that name sound like that?

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Is that the name of uh I swear that the this is the look it up but um but yeah it they're all like these they're kind of like if goosebumps were teenage romance psychological trash.

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Like if uh like if dollhouse murders had a driving theater?

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Yeah.

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Oh my goodness.

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I gotta look it up, Christopher Pike.

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When are we gonna read another book like Dollhouse Murders?

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I don't know. We really should though.

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That's pretty good. But we've gotta read another kid's book.

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Christopher Pike, thank you.

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What's a what's a kid's book you read a million times? That you think I would Dollhouse Murders esque.

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Uh, well I don't know. I was gonna say one we I wanna read Dave Barry Does Japan.

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Okay.

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But uh, have you ever read The Roll Doll Boy?

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Yeah, I think I have.

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That's a good one. I read that one. I probably read that book. It's not really like I know you know it's not fun or funny.

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Yeah.

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This is what the Christmas Murders titled books look like. It doesn't ring any bells for you.

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Not really. Uh uh.

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It was very much um like of the babysitter's club goosebumps, like that whole scholastic book order type.

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Did you ever get into the box cards of them?

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Ugh, my mom bought me a bunch of those. I just think never. She's terrible, isn't it? They they were so insufferable. Didn't you think?

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I I only I only read a couple, I think, in class.

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You know, they were just like these goody two shoe losers. How many parents? Just kidding. I can say that about my fellow goody two shoe losers because I am one.

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Oh, good say.

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It's true though.

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It's true.

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Alright, well, we're done. We're out of here.

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Um I'm gonna say, I I thought this went really well. However, I feel like there has to be some more time.

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Are we still talking onto the podcast or are we done?

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Oh, we're still talking?

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Okay. Oh, we haven't said goodbye.

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Well, no.

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Keep going.

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Oh, I know.

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Oh, okay.

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This is no no no. This is for the we're recording right now.

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Okay, alright, hurry. Did you see me press No, I didn't, but I you know you don't remember everything you do.

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I I was just gonna say, I wish we could talk about Star Trek 4 just a little bit more.

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Oh my gosh. Me too. I feel like a little bit more about Enemy of the State and the tech. You know? Enhance.

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Oh my gosh, Scott Conn.

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Sweet babies got con. Alright guys, well, we'll see you in two weeks. We love you. Be safe out there.

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Happy Fourth of July.

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Oh my goodness.

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It's coming up.

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It'll be up after.

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It will. Oh yeah. Well, we hope you have. Oh, that's good.

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And uh one thing is that Rob's had food in his mustache, those whole time. So we'll be talking to you later.

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Bye.