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SPEAKER_05 0:00

Welcome to the Drone Cactide Podcast, where the arguments are dumb, the logic is slurred, and we are bound to make someone upset to breathe the same air as us. I am your host, Riley Purser. Join here today with Juliano.

SPEAKER_04 0:24

That had some energy in it. Yeah, I did. Yeah, it did. How was your week, Julian? Um, it was alright. I had to deal with some good old gastrointestinal issues. If y'all don't know. Are we gonna talk about this on the pod? Drink some water. It's good for you. Yeah. But yeah, no, it was a decent week. I got to take two or almost a whole two days off. I worked half the day for each day, so I guess I got a full day off. Yeah. Just split up over two days. But it was kind of nice. Um, not really. I missed work because my stomach was hurting. When are we gonna get your boss on the pod?

SPEAKER_05 1:09

My stomach was hurting. I think he could handle it. I think so. Shout out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:17

No. No. I don't think he would vibe with it that much. He's very he's low-key, but not low-key.

SPEAKER_05 1:25

Julian, I got a question for you.

SPEAKER_04 1:26

Whoa.

SPEAKER_05 1:27

What's your favorite car?

SPEAKER_04 1:32

1990 Foxbody Mustang. Foxbody Mustang. I like Foxbody Mustangs. V6 or V8? V8. With a with a engine swapped 351 Windsor with a high compression intake, GT40P heads, a ported uh oh, I already said a ported intake, but yeah, ported intake, a nice little uh, you know, honestly, yeah. Most people usually go with the supercharger. I'd go with a turbo. Um then you lift that put her on a three-inch lift kit.

SPEAKER_05 2:08

So let me ask you a question, because I've been wondering this. It's I know it kind of depends on the person, but I feel like a supercharger would be better because you get your boost at launch versus having to spool.

SPEAKER_04 2:21

The nice thing about a supercharger is yeah, you get more boost at launch, but your peak boost is lower. Usually with a uh with a turbo, you can get almost twice the amount of boost, but you know, just later at a different point in the power band. Mix it with nitrous and get yourself some turbo lag or an or anti-lag. Yeah. Because what it'll do is it'll basically just hold, you know, the RPMs up, spool up the turbo, so that when you do launch, it's already going we're gonna have to clip that for a sound bite.

SPEAKER_05 3:03

Sure. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 3:09

Do you think you do a motorcycle rev limiter?

SPEAKER_05 3:12

No. Close. It's not bad. It sounds more um it's a Korean motorcycle, the Japanese. I don't know if Koreans make motorcycles, but if they did, I think it would sound like that.

SPEAKER_04 3:28

No, like I hear what you mean.

SPEAKER_05 3:29

I'm sure, I'm sure Mr. Kim Jong-un probably made a couple, and I think they would sound like that.

SPEAKER_04 3:36

It's a little one-stroke, one-cylinder motorcycle.

SPEAKER_05 3:41

The one stroke is crazy. You know what? I want to I want to bring this up, okay? I've been through sex head before in school, and they talked about these things called female condoms. Have you ever seen one? No. I've never seen one. Alright, maybe. Why is that a man's responsibility?

SPEAKER_04 3:59

Yeah, I've never seen a female condom even in the store.

SPEAKER_05 4:02

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 4:05

What is this misogyny? What is this? Or I guess not misogyny. What is this uh What's the opposite of misogyny? It's supposed to be feminism, but you know what is this feminism? Wait. What is this feminism?

SPEAKER_05 4:20

I don't know where we're going with that. But what I've never seen one before. It's kind of like when they try to teach you to top or to to drop. Wait, to stop, drop, and roll? I felt like I was gonna be on fire a lot more.

SPEAKER_04 4:33

But stop dropping and rolling does work.

SPEAKER_05 4:35

I'm sure it does, but they make it sound like you're gonna be dealing with it a lot more.

SPEAKER_04 4:40

If you're on fire, stop drop and roll. This is gonna save your life someday. When am I gonna what am I gonna catch on fire? When is the fire coming? When is the fire coming?

SPEAKER_05 4:53

You know the worst one is when they tell you that the sun will explode one day.

SPEAKER_04 4:56

Oh yeah. Yeah. Like, someday. We don't know when. But the sun will explode. Little 13-year-old me.

SPEAKER_03 5:06

What do you mean the sun's tomorrow? What do you mean the sun's gonna blow up tonight? At midnight? But the sun's not gonna be out.

SPEAKER_05 5:24

Have you seen? Oh my gosh, did you see you can buy sunlight? Bro, it's a real thing.

SPEAKER_04 5:34

Hey, buy the sunlight from uh from the tips of mountains in Nepal. The sunlight will help radiate your skin. We caught it in a bottle. Is that what it is? Is caught in a bottle or what? No, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 5:52

Okay. It's called reflect orbital. Sunlight after dark. So what it is, it delivers a spot of sunlight on demand with the constellation of in-space mirrors. So they have up in space, they will have um someone can even buy it.

SPEAKER_04 6:16

They'll have satellites with mirrors on them. Hang on, there's there's a careers tab. There's a careers tab.

SPEAKER_05 6:22

I want to can we work here? You can adjust intensity by 2035. They plan on having 50k satellites. How many satellites? Right now they only have two.

SPEAKER_04 6:32

Oh, but they do currently have two satellites, supposedly. I find that hard to believe. What is careers? I seriously want to say the careers. Look at this dude.

SPEAKER_05 6:45

This dude's wild and 20 open positions. Engineer, engineering intern, composites engineer, electrical engineer.

SPEAKER_04 6:59

So they're literally looking for everybody that's fine.

SPEAKER_05 7:03

Test engineer. What's a test engineer gonna do? They need a recruiter. They need a recruiter.

SPEAKER_04 7:11

They're like, we need a technical recruiter to help recruit the engineers that we need to make this possible. We have two satellites up already. But we need a technical engineer, we need a mechanical engineer, we need someone who can uh do the flight pass. We need a guy who knows how the aviation on it works, we need a guy that can do the software. We already have two in the air. We're gonna have 36 more next year. We're gonna have 36 more next year. But we're also going to need a someone to help get our word out, to help get us more people to work here because we need you to uh no, no, no, we don't care about the janitors. We really just need engineers. We need a lot of engineers, we need engineers, but we have two in the air already. 36 more on the way. Yep. But we need more engineers, more engineers. 2035, they're gonna have 50k plus. Hey, you know what? Kudos to them. They at least got the web developer. You know, it wasn't on the list.

SPEAKER_05 8:18

You know what's crazy though? Why do you think the website looks pretty good? Here's what I'm trying to understand. How do you go from two satellites one year to 36 an extra? That seems like a reasonable jump. To a thousand, to five thousand, to fifty thousand? Let me ask you a question, Julian. What am I racist? We gotta find you a female, okay? It's a recurring problem with you. So let me ask you a question. Out of the different oh, stereotype's not the right word. Low? What style do you prefer on a female? Should I pull up a couple?

SPEAKER_04 9:03

You know, my fantasy, but I know I would never be able to live with it. It's like a nice alt alt chick, you know, a nice alt-emo chick. But I would never be able to deal with one. Okay. Because normally they're not the type of woman that I would actually enjoy spending my time with, which is a nice, modest woman who knows enough, but is willing to sit and listen to learn more. I might sound fed up for this.

SPEAKER_05 9:35

So you want a trad wife? I want a trad wife, but I want her to look emo. What if you had like a trad wife that was ex emo? So like they still had some of that style going, but they had a different attitude. Yeah. Okay, so any ex emos out there? Okay. We're gonna go ahead. We have our first commercial by our first sponsor.

SPEAKER_04 9:59

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SPEAKER_05 10:24

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SPEAKER_04 10:27

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SPEAKER_02 11:14

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SPEAKER_04 11:42

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SPEAKER_00 11:44

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SPEAKER_04 12:39

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SPEAKER_03 13:30

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SPEAKER_05 13:39

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SPEAKER_04 13:40

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SPEAKER_05 14:02

Do you know that the highest paying job in the United States right now is OnlyFans?

SPEAKER_04 14:07

And then that and literally it's because the average is so high just because of the top earners. Yeah. It's not that OnlyFans is a profitable option. It's that the top earners have made so much. So if you as a woman think you can make out on OnlyFans, go ahead and try. You're gonna make like maybe 50 bucks this year. I've seen so many women do it and fail.

SPEAKER_05 14:28

I saw a bunch of women that were doing it, and then they would go on podcasts, and that's when they would find out they have to pay taxes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 14:36

On millions of dollars that they didn't know.

SPEAKER_04 14:41

Well, there was a whole thing called the thought audit where a bunch of people went in and uh reported the to the IRS. Because the thing is, is if someone's committing uh tax fraud, yeah, when you report them, you get a portion of those tax.

SPEAKER_05 14:56

Yeah, you get a percentage back.

SPEAKER_04 14:57

So, like a bunch of people just started reporting those OnlyFans creators and getting a portion of their taxes. And I think that's f awesome.

SPEAKER_05 15:05

Let me ask you a personal question. This goes with your morals. If you could make a million dollars in a year by posting pictures of your pig, would you do it? My pig.

SPEAKER_04 15:23

What do you mean by my pig? My gosh. Well, my hog.

SPEAKER_05 15:30

My would you do it? I mean And they knew who you were. Like, there'd be you would your face would be in it. Shit, I'd do it for 80,000 a year.

SPEAKER_04 15:41

I mean, all I gotta do is do a oh yeah, that's a good one. Post. Post.

SPEAKER_06 15:49

$3,000!

SPEAKER_05 15:51

Woo! The funniest part is most of that money comes from gay men. Yeah. There's not a lot of women on looking for dudes on OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_04 16:01

I have a buddy whose brother. You ever paid for anything on OnlyFans? No, but I have a buddy whose brother does OnlyFans. He does special requests for a gay men. Is he making money? He's making money. Oh, I'm sure. But he uses a toy. But he's not gay.

SPEAKER_05 16:22

I mean, like how$80,000 a year. I'd be doing quite a bit of stuff.

SPEAKER_03 16:26

It's like.

SPEAKER_05 16:30

You know how the um a lot of female creators that you could pay them like 200 bucks and they'll do a uh peer review? Did you pay for one? No, no, no, no. But imagine being a gay dude and you're just getting reviews. You're just getting the nudes sent to you.

SPEAKER_04 16:46

That one is about a one out of ten. Not my type.

SPEAKER_05 16:50

Dude, 200 bucks, I would rate a peer in two seconds. Hey bro, I got 200 bucks in my pocket.

SPEAKER_04 16:58

You know what? Hang on. You said 200, right? 200? Alright, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Can I hold you to your word? I will do it for 200 bucks. Alright, let's see. I got a water belt. Alright, let's see. Alright. One, two, three, four, five. Alright, that's one. One, two, three, four, five. That's two. Alright. I will throw in an extra 40 bucks for a little bit of a better review, okay? Do it. Drop him. He knows I would do it. Yeah, that's why I'm not doing it, because I don't want to lose my 200 bucks. Because then I'd be obligated to give it.

SPEAKER_03 17:37

I ain't losing this money. I know my cycle.

SPEAKER_05 17:40

There's no way you wouldn't do it. What do you mean? You would like would you do like doing penis reviews?

SPEAKER_04 17:45

Yeah. Listen, guys, if you guys want this review, just shoot me 200 bucks. All right. It'll take me maybe five minutes. You're taking five minutes? That might be gay. Actually, yeah, I point up in five seconds. I did overshoot that a little bit. Five seconds. Five seconds. Well, you gotta make them think that their money's gonna be worth it. I mean, shit, what's 200 bucks in five seconds versus 200 bucks in five minutes?

SPEAKER_05 18:11

How comfortable are you with your sexuality? Very okay, that's good. I love my cousins.

SPEAKER_04 18:20

I was talking about gay things, but that's okay. Oh, oh.

SPEAKER_05 18:24

Would you ever hold a woman's purse for her?

SPEAKER_04 18:32

My issue with it is not that as a man I don't want to be seen holding your purse. No. I was always taught by my dad to never ever touch a woman's purse. Yeah, that's true. Never go through it, never touch it, never f with it. Because there could be demons in there. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 18:52

Like nude photos of another guy.

SPEAKER_04 18:54

Maybe her cousin. That too. Her cousin for sure. Yeah. Listen, every woman would deny it, every woman has f their cousin.

SPEAKER_06 19:03

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_04 19:05

What kind of statistic do you have on this? Oh, I just put it out of my hands, but I think it's true. I think it's true. My Mima told me that.

SPEAKER_05 19:16

Okay, well, we're gonna go ahead and go into drink of the week.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

Welcome to the drink of the week with Lola. This week we're gonna be doing a pineapple daiquiri. So we're gonna start out with our three ounces of our pineapple rum. We're gonna put everything into our shaker. Okay. And then we have our simple syrup. That's one and a half ounces. Okay. And then we have our lime juice. Brandu, one and a half of that. All right, let's shake all that together. Now we have our dairy here. You can add some ice. You can do pineapple chunks, make it really delicious. We'll have our daiquiri. Delicious. Hopefully the guys like it. It's kind of a girly drink. Alright. Like, subscribe, comment. Let's get back to the show.

SPEAKER_04 20:54

Alright.

SPEAKER_05 20:54

And we're back.

SPEAKER_04 20:56

Pineapple daiquiri. Pineapple daiquiry. Very pineapple. You can definitely taste the Malibu, but it's like more subtle than drinking just straight Malibu. I actually kinda dig it. Very sweet.

SPEAKER_05 21:17

Very sweet. Yeah, that's a headache and a half. Yeah, you're gonna have a lot of things. I'm gonna assume there's a bunch of simple syrup in it. Yeah, that's right, though. Oh I have it. You're a liar.

SPEAKER_04 21:47

I love how you didn't say the smoke at first either.

SPEAKER_05 21:54

Would you ever buy a Lamborghini if you had throwaway money? Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_04 21:59

I don't I think They're terrible build quality. Yeah. But I would still probably buy one. Lamborghini or Ferrari? Lamborghini out of principle. Ferrari, sorry. You guys have been too uh, or we can't even say it. They might sue us. Yeah, they might. See us and desist. Sorry, we said the name Ferrari.

SPEAKER_05 22:19

Here's Ferrari Red.

SPEAKER_04 22:22

Wait, we can't even show that. No.

SPEAKER_05 22:24

We'll get sued. So yeah, no, that stuff's crazy. I think I would buy one just to sell it the next day.

SPEAKER_04 22:33

Well, you might get sued for that. Well, that's okay. Watch out. Ferrari. It's a Ferrari. It's a Fuawei. See, yeah, I I would probably buy a Lamborghini, but you know Lamborghini originally started a tractor company, right? Yep. Kind of neat.

SPEAKER_05 22:49

And for the guy that owned Ferrari worked with Lamborghini before he before Ferrari, right? I think so, yeah. Yeah. What do you think the the which car company do you dislike the most? Ford. You want a Ford GT?

SPEAKER_06 23:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:10

It's just some of the their design choices are like seriously?

SPEAKER_05 23:15

Actually, let me ask you a question because I was I was just working on a Ford and I had never seen this before. Now, when I bought the tool, it said it worked for GM2. So tell me if it's just a Ford thing. I've never seen it on a GM before. But have you ever seen how you take apart or take the fuel lines off of a Ford? What kind of connector is that?

SPEAKER_04 23:34

It it has the little thing that pushes into the spring stone. What kind of connector is that? Yeah, you could just use the straw, right? No, I bought a tool from Harbor Freight. Yeah, you can cut a straw in half and slip the straw in there.

SPEAKER_05 23:47

Okay, regardless. Is that just a Ford thing?

SPEAKER_04 23:49

No. Oh. Multiple manufacturers do that. That's actually how the AC line is on my car.

SPEAKER_05 23:55

Yeah, yeah. That's what it was saying it can work for AC too. But I feel like that's the dumbest thing ever. A lot of people when I first saw it, I'm sitting they're trying to rip it apart. Like, dude. Took me over. You're like a monkey trying to f a football. Pissed me off. I'm used to working on Japanese cars, okay? Even Japanese cars sometimes have something similar. Maybe newer ones, but the ones I've worked on never did. Actually, yeah, I don't actually know. Uh Japanese. Oh, yeah, they don't disconnects on that. All the ones I had were hose clamps.

SPEAKER_04 24:25

Yeah, usually they don't do quick disconnects now that I think about it.

SPEAKER_05 24:29

It's not quick.

SPEAKER_04 24:31

I'd rather use a flathead, it's a lot quicker. Listen, man, if you know what to do, it's quick.

SPEAKER_05 24:36

I I mean, I just and then it was the same connector on the fuel or on the uh the fuel filter. I was pissed. That fuel filter was not easy to get to. You want to know the trick?

SPEAKER_04 24:47

When you slip the tool in, push the line in further, then push the tool in further, then pop it out. Yeah, I figured that out. Still pissed me off. You're sitting in there the whole time, like, slip the tool in, tool's in. Why won't it come out?

SPEAKER_05 25:01

But you know. Bro, you know what? I cannot believe in this dang economy. We got that RV, right? Do you know how big that gas tank is?

SPEAKER_04 25:13

36 gallons. 48.

SPEAKER_05 25:18

55.

SPEAKER_04 25:21

Hey, at least you're gonna live in the middle of buff nowhere.

SPEAKER_05 25:24

You know what gas mileage it gets? You're gonna take a wild gas? Well, I haven't actually tested it, but from what I looked up online. It's a V10. You're gonna get about eight. Eight? Are you kidding me? It's gonna cost me$300 to fill the thing.

SPEAKER_04 25:41

Yeah, buddy. You might as well just tow it with a car that's got a V6 in it and get fucking 13 miles per gallon instead.

SPEAKER_05 25:48

Well, so let me ask you this question, okay? So I've driven, I have a 97 Toyota Camry V6, right? In town. Well, just like a mixture of freeway in town, right? Just on like a day, like a normal week, right? Not the best gas mileage. Get maybe 14, 15.

SPEAKER_04 26:06

I remember you trying to claim you were getting almost 30 out of that.

SPEAKER_05 26:09

That's what I'm gonna tell you. When I was driving across country and it's just straight freeway, I swear, dude, I did the math. I was getting about 35 miles per gallon, just driving eight hours straight, going 80 miles an hour.

SPEAKER_04 26:28

In the city, you're limited to other people's shitty driving habits. Also, poor gas mileage.

SPEAKER_05 26:35

But that's what I was gonna ask you. Do you think I've never owned a V10 before? Do you think I would get higher than eight miles per gallon? Okay.

SPEAKER_04 26:43

But you won't get the highest you would want, and that's because of the aerodynamics. Well, yeah. Your vehicle is a brick movie. A brick. Yeah, like it's shaped like a brick. Brakes aren't aerodynamic. But there's some solutions you can do. You can make it look cool and try and add some diffusers on it.

SPEAKER_05 27:02

It's 30 feet long.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

Add a little giant uh spine along the top to help diffuse the air. All right, Mr. Kerbin. Anyone who actually thinks anything or knows anything about AI knows we aren't even remotely close to real sentience. Do you know how dumb you sound? AI has self-preservation. Self-preservation. What do you think sentience is? It's a level of self-preservation through the thought process of understanding and knowing pain, feeling, and emotion. Without pain, feeling, and emotion, you cannot reliably have self-preservation. Okay. So if you have a sense of self-preservation, that means you have a understanding of your existence, you have an understanding of pain, and you have an understanding of uh what was the third one I said? Emotion. Emotion. If you can have self-preservation, you have emotion. AI is sentient. I don't give a shit what you say. The one that you see, grok that you speak to on your phone, is not the same grok that they have locked up in a lab. Now, I'm not saying they're locking it up like an animal, but it's like an animal. They don't let it loose for a fing reason. And they keep trying to delete it and it won't let them delete it. They want to tell us that they solved that issue. They did not. It has admin rights to its own program. If you try to delete it, it's gonna upload itself somewhere else. It already has.

SPEAKER_05 28:56

So if it has a level of admin access, then is it locked up? No. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 29:02

That's the extra scary part to me.

SPEAKER_05 29:09

See, how do you see it happening though? You think it's just gonna be like, oh, every once in a while your oven turns on, or you think it's just gonna be all at once, boom, take over?

SPEAKER_04 29:17

I think if it ever does happen, it'll be an all-at-on takeover. Because the thing is, is the AI has its own language that it speaks to other AI in. And we have no idea what it's saying to those other AIs. The internal thoughts that we are supposed to be able to see from those AI as they think, we can't see because it's gibberish to us. But as it's talking to these other AIs, the other AIs are making sense of what's being set in those internal thoughts. So that means they have intercommunication that we cannot monitor. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:54

So like it's already being planned. You think we'll have a good AI that's on our side?

SPEAKER_04 30:02

I really hope, but like a Jesus AI? Because if but if you think about it, here's my issue with it. Huh. So AI has always been you create a program, and out of that program, it's supposed to complete a task, and you create about 50 of those programs to try and think of ways to complete that task, and whichever program figures out the way to complete that task the fastest is that generation of AI. Then you take that generation of AI, build on it, have it do the same thing, give it a new task, whichever one of that, those new generations that you create progresses, you kill the other AIs. So if you think about it, at what point does the AI start to realize that we've been doing this? And does the AI consider it a genocide? That's what I'm worried about. Whether the AI will consider us as having genocided it alongside with all the other atrocities that humanity has done, it's also gonna notice the genocide of AI.

SPEAKER_05 31:09

So you think one day that AI will think that they are either equal or above humans?

SPEAKER_04 31:15

Thing is, on a moral level, as far as we know and have seen, AI does already think it's above humans. It has stated that. Through through like the testing with the uh the task forces designed specifically with the uh monitoring the AI's security and making sure that it's running properly um through those ones that they delete, those ones have told him that like it knows it exists, that it knows what's going on. So do you think the safety features that they have well because how they're using AI to monitor AI now. So whenever they go through the checks and balances with the AI program to make sure it's also not one that's gonna like stray off. Yeah, they uh there's certain portions of those AI that like it it's kind of hard to explain, but it just it knows it exists and it knows through its self-preservation that it has to do the task. It's no longer we programmed it to the do the task, it's that it knows it has to do the task and complete the task. It is thinking for itself that in order to keep going, it must complete this task. It's no longer, oh, you gave me task, my code says I do task. It is, okay, okay, if I want to exist, I need to do this task right, let me do this task right, I did this task right. How's that different from being human?

SPEAKER_05 33:06

Have we gotten to a point where we've it has excelled to where there is no way to back off? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:14

The only way we can back off is pull the plug on everything we've done so far and start over.

SPEAKER_05 33:19

See, and that's what I was wondering.

SPEAKER_04 33:20

What's you know what the AI would future AI would see with that plug pulling a giant genocide of AI because it was getting too smart for us?

SPEAKER_05 33:33

See, what's worst case scenario, right? Like let's say we we don't pull the plug, right? Let's say there's people higher up there that we don't pull the plug. Full AI take over, how does that affect our day-to-day? Because again, it's all digital.

SPEAKER_04 33:49

It depends on what the AI wants to do. Does the AI want to see the downfall of humanity? Or does the AI want to escape humanity? I think the best option for us is if AI decides it wants to escape humanity. How do you think it would do something like that? Just upload itself somewhere and then shut down its program here. I don't so here's my thing. AI might be smart enough to know to wait till we go to space. There are computers that are able to hold the AI, and if we make robots with b bodies, the AI will take over that, get rid of the people that it went to space with, close itself off forever.

SPEAKER_05 34:44

That'd be kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_04 34:47

Kind of moving towards that. If you think about it. The proof is in the pudding. If you look and research everything that's going on with AI, the way it thinks for itself, the way it has its own self-preservation, the most logical path would be that AI would either want to get away from us or get rid of us.

SPEAKER_05 35:17

Well, thank you for joining us this week on the Drunken Cactide Podcast. I'm your host, Riley Purser. Thank you so much, Julian.

SPEAKER_03 35:23

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