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Welcome back everyone. A Fun week here with your host Riley Purser. We were joined with Julian and our sit in guest Lola. Talking about Coachella, Top Music Artist, and Top Movies.

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SPEAKER_01

Welcome to the Drunken Cacti Podcast, where the arguments are dumb, the logic is slurred, and we are bound to make someone upset to breathe the same air as us. I am your host, Riley Purser. Joined today with Julian.

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Julian Julian.

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Sorry. How's your week, Julian? Okay. It's a good way to start the episode on a good note.

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Yeah, I know. I've been dealing with this really piece of shit truck all week. It it's been annoying. I thought you got that one figured out. I did. I did. And then it didn't. So like it wouldn't start. Kept giving me a security issue saying, oh, you can't start security bad. So I fix a piece of wiring that was just completely cut under the uh that or under the uh in in the engine harness, fix it, truck starts up. Awesome. Everything seems great. And this was after four days of trying to figure it out, right? So it's awesome. Saturday, you know, I go home, let my guy know, hey, it's doing great, yada yada. Also, it's gonna be this much. I charged him appropriately, and then I get a call this morning at like six in the morning saying, I have bad news, Julian. No. Truck battery was completely dead. Oh, yep. So the last guys uh that worked on it, they had to fix something with the AC. And for some reason, these idiots, instead of fixing the switch or whatever was wrong that was making it so the AC wasn't coming on, they hardwired the AC to a switch. So it was uh pulling power straight from the uh battery. So if you had the switch on, it was constantly draining the battery. And what's funny is what I did to fix is, you know, I just pulled it off from the battery terminal they had it on and just stuck it into the fuse uh box on an unused fuse port that turns on with the truck, and wow, the truck's not gonna get depleted now. He got charged a thousand dollars for the uh AC bypass shit that they did last time for them to not even do it well. Like what the what the heck?

SPEAKER_01

Julian, I got a question for you, and we're gonna bring it up fairly early in the episode, so hopefully we can keep our uh our viewer watch up. Are you a believer? I'm a believer. You're a believer, yeah.

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To say lapie.

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Okay, hold on, wait on gotta be right. Oh yeah. Was it that good? Bro, have you have you did you see the the clips from Coachella? Because he headlined he was a headliner.

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Oh, he was.

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Yeah, he's still relevant. Well, so here's the deal. He was um I'd have to look it up. I can't remember the exact time frame, but he has not been on stage in a long time.

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Okay, I was gonna say, like, I hadn't seen nothing of him in the last like five, six years.

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December of twenty twenty two, he sold his entire catalog. So he sold all of his rights to his music. So anything before 2022, he does not own anymore. Obviously, the record labor look the record label owns the master copies, but all of his royalties and all the other things that he owned on those music gone.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so like everything, every time you buy a Bieber album before 2020 and it's you know currently printed, he doesn't get a dime.

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Nope. What an idiot. Well, it was a uh financial hardship. He actually had to borrow money to like he was borrowing money at that time. Because what had happened is during that time he was going through a lot of medical stuff, and it was right in the middle of his tour, is when I don't know if you heard but his whole his his face stuff where his uh he was having that face paralysis. I didn't hear about that. Yeah, so half of his face was just drooping constantly, and then he was having some other medical stuff to where you couldn't finish the tour. The problem though is per the contract, he still has to pay the record label the money that they would have gotten from the tour.

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Yeah.

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So he had to pay all of that money from canceling the tour, which made him broke.

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Should have sucked it up, dude. Don't always tell you. You're just an freaking Bieber.

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But Coachella, what we're talking about.

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Yeah.

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So a lot of it was based around because since 2022 he's had two albums, which he does own because it's post-2022. So a lot of it was based off that. But during the performance, the dude sits down at a MacBook. And because he's not allowed to play his old music, he's not allowed to perform his old music. So his loophole was he played him on YouTube at Coachella. He got away with that, it worked. That that's tech that's legal. Well, because technically, if he would have asked them, they probably would have let him because it's his name, but he would have had to pay them royalties.

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But instead, it was on YouTube. Paige royalties and views.

SPEAKER_01

The one view. Dude, the memes are crazy though. It was funny because he like he played other stuff on YouTube that wasn't even his. Like he played the gata meme. Wait, the gata meme? You know, the like where the uh the black guy, he was like, I got him. Oh. And then he said it into the microphone afterwards. Okay. I paid how much money to see this? I don't know, bro. But I think it is, I think it was a good thing. I it makes sense because one, it's how much record labels, it kind of proves how much record labels actually have poll in the industry.

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But also it was a good middle finger to them. I like that.

SPEAKER_01

But also, two, it was also a thing of the well, that's how Jesse Bieber was found in the first place. Was from YouTube. Oh, yeah. So it's kind of like a thing to that, also. Yeah. But that was kind of like at the Grammys when he performed, he showed up in his boxers. He performed in his boxers.

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That one might have been Epstein's idea.

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No, well, Epstein was already dead at that point.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. This was recent. Ellen DeGeneres' idea then.

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No, he did it because he actually prior to that, he hadn't performed in four years. Damn. So basically that was his comeback of his middle finger to the um to the uh basically basically to the whole industry, yeah. That now he's able to do what he wants to do. But I feel like that's most artists nowadays. Taylor Swift did it. Her whole thing. I know you're probably not caught up, but if you go to like Apple Music or Spotify, you have two different versions of Taylor Swift. You have the regular, how it's always been, and then you have the albums, and they say Taylor Swift's version. I've heard that I don't know for sure, but I think that they were like re-recorded. But the Taylor Swift, the one that says Taylor Swift's version, she actually gets royalties for. Yeah, there are ones that say A and their version. So those ones she actually gets royalties to. Okay, that's what it is. So Bad Bunny, the one that just played at the Super Bowl, he actually has the best contract of any artist. So he his label is um, just want to double check. Um Rima's Entertainment, the structure allows him to retain 90% of the profits. Which is a lot.

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Yeah, I mean, usually they only get like 40% of their own profits.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Holy's making mad money. But yeah, no, a lot of people a lot of people were kind of on the fence about the whole Justin Bieber Coachella thing because they're like, this is what we paid for, but he also couldn't play his old music legally. But he also he got paid ten million dollars for that performance. Okay, bro.

SPEAKER_02

Were there at least cool visuals? They were YouTube videos. Like, I'll show you a couple. I would love ten million dollars to go up on stage with my MacBook and be like, baby, baby, beep. Look at the music video.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know if it's really oh, this is one where he brought up one of his old paparazzi videos.

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Like, these guys just want to leave me alone, bro. You're scared who is not talking to you, so and so long if you've been outstanding on business, he's been in carbon. Someone's like the drink to my woman, I'm luxury, and he was standing on my car, said I'm like far. I have to beat the seat.

SPEAKER_01

Uh oh, this one was funny. So somebody had recorded Katy Perry's reaction to it in the crowd. Oh, Katy Perry was like sound. I don't want to see no ads. I don't know, bro. He had a rough, a rough go when he got found out. Just the public, bro. The stuff with Diddy. Oh, yeah. The stuff with like a lot of the Diddy the shows and stuff, how they were treating him on live television, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, cuz like it went over everybody's heads. Like, and it was right there in our face the whole time. Like Diddy taking him in when he was only what 15? Yeah. And it's like, yeah, you you live with Diddy now.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. He actually had guardianship for a bit.

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Oh yeah, and it's like, um, and then all of this other shit that happened with Diddy all of a sudden, like, oh bro, there's this one. Uh mind you. Sorry, Justin Bieber. Hope the dedification wasn't that bad.

SPEAKER_01

Justin Bieber, um, interview about this one is disgusting, bro.

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What age would you want to get married? And how many kids would you want to have?

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So um I'm like 17, so would you rather have to be naked on stage?

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Do you think Sir Justin Bieber?

SPEAKER_05

I have like little girl fans that can't get like weird like that. Switch your face out.

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If you had to date one of us, yeah, the way they did 17, bro. Like, why was everyone so obsessed with Justin Bieber? And why is it that it wasn't just kind of a little, oh we're all you know, the little girls are obsessed. The the grown ass women, like, let me get you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like it's wild, dude. And we wonder why the dude keeps falling off the end of the earth. Yeah, like you know what I mean? That did look very predatory in that video.

SPEAKER_02

That was yikes.

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Bro, and that was happening constantly at that time.

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And the fact that it was just, oh, it's just in Bieber, it's okay, you can act like that way.

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He's supposed you're Yeah, there was one, I can't remember who it was. One of them grabbed his ass, and he was underage. Well, I remember Ellen fucked.

SPEAKER_02

Was it Ellen? It might have been Ellen, but I know Ellen was also really weird towards him, too.

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Who do you think the biggest superstar of our generation is?

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Um, I would say it's gonna be as much or yeah, Bieber.

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Trying to think of it.

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Yeah, I was about to say bad bunny or uh baby no money. But I still think baby no money like fell off too quick. He's still clinging on to relevancy, and he kind of annoys me, bro. Like when uh one of my favorite shows, Smiley Friends, uh they decided they weren't gonna make any more episodes. Immediately Baby No Money was all like, ooh, let me jump on the bandwagon and try and you know, say I'll pay whatever it takes to get the show to continue. Like they don't care about the money, bro. You cannot buy them out.

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Yeah. I think you're not wrong. I honestly do think that it probably is Bieber. Yeah, I think Bieber is our big one for the generation.

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I mean, Katy Perry, of course, yeah, Swift. Yeah, yeah. I guess they they were all like the big, like, uh what's it called? Um like the Greek gods of music.

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Yeah, I'm trying to go through my playlist. I can never remember names. Oh, I don't know. Pitbull was pretty big. Oh, I did forget about Mr. World Well. Usher.

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Yeah, but Usher, like, no one really talks about Usher anymore. It was it's weird. He was everything for a little bit and then disappeared. DJ Khaled! DJ Kelly! Oh, Kanye West. I do miss Kanye. I miss Yo.

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Bro, he's still coming out with Oh, yeah. Apparently he apologized to the Jews. Yeah, I saw that. That was crazy. Not crazy in a bad way, just crazy coming.

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No, crazy in a bad way. No. It is funny though that he's just came over. He's like, you know, I'm sorry about everything I said about Jewish people.

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Drake.

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Yeah.

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Drake is kind of a I don't like Drake. Maybe, well, I know, I don't either. Well, I think honestly, no, Drake would be more for the next generation, I think. Maybe, yeah. I think he would be on that list. Let's see. Nicki Minaj.

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Yep. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga was so big for such a uh short period of time. Oh yeah, huge. But she was so massive. To the point where even uh American Horror Story was like, please come on. Okay.

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Who was Billboard's top artist of the year for 2012?

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2012?

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For one it's one person.

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The top artist for 2012.

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Yes. The prime music. We'll go to 2016 next. Fever. It's a woman. Katy Perry. Nope. Swift? Nope. Okay.

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Beyonce?

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Nope.

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Um.

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This was a big year for her. Big year for her? This is a big year. Nope. What?

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Well, you said big year.

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Lola, Lola, any guesses? Top artist for 2012 female.

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Lady Gaga?

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Nope.

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Oh yeah, you said female.

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Yep. Well, whatever. No. It's not Beyonce. This is Billboard's top artist of the year.

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Yep. It was Adele. Oh. That was a big year. Yeah, now that I think about it, because that was right when she had to uh get her uh throat surgery, right?

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That she had to stop singing for a while. It says the number one song for that year was somebody that I used to know.

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Somebody that I used to know.

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Um Carly Ray Jepsen was up there.

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Somebody that I used to know.

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Marine Five, fun, Rihanna Drake, and One Direction.

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Actually, you know what? Yeah, what was the top artist of 2001 after the Twin Towers?

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Okay. Year and Billboard Charts as both top artist and top singles artist. For 2001? For 2001.

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Destiny's Child. Destiny's Child? I can't. Hang on, I haven't heard of them.

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Yeah.

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Hey, male artist of the year was Shaggy.

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Oh hell yeah. Hell yeah. See, we knew how to how to vibe back then. We don't vibe no more. Now it's all this weird crap.

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Greatest pop great. Greatest pop star of 20 or of 2001 was Jennifer Lopez.

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Shout out for Lopez. I forgot about Jennifer Lopez. She kind of disappeared into the oblivion.

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Yeah, I haven't heard about her in a while. What do you think about okay, music artists? Have you seen that whole thing with Nicki Minaj showing up at turning point?

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Oh, somewhat. Like, why is she at turning point, bro? And you know, why is Nicki Minaj the face of the Republican Party when it comes to like music right now? Like, yeah. What?

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Who picked her? Well, it was funny. I remember during one of the um Kamala Harris when she was doing like a couple of like um rallies, they brought, was it sexy red?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And the response was to bring Nicki Minaj out with Trump. Well, it's funny because once the sexy red stuff was over, the majority of the crowd left for the remainder of the actual rally.

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What I don't get is that rally, like that one was mostly just a performance. Yeah. So since when has politics moved from let's talk about how we're gonna take care of the country to let's watch these professional dancers shake their ass for the next 15 minutes with a blue tie. With a blue tie. Look at them dance and shake their asses, vote for me.

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Yeah, I don't I feel like maybe we should have some separation there.

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Yeah.

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Just a little bit. What do you think about like top artists, right? Like Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, right? You have these top artists, and they're out here during like voter times. Just like you should go vote, yada yada, yada. Like, bro.

SPEAKER_02

So it here's my issue with it. Sometimes they get paid, sometimes they don't. Either way, the way they push for you to specifically look at their side and the way they insinuate you need to vote their way or if you're gonna vote. But it's like voting has you used to be a very private thing. It used to be who you voted for was like only you knew who you voted for. But now it's like everyone's wants to know who voted for who when the politicians chained it, bro.

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Because if we start talking about it, that's when division starts.

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Yeah.

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It's not a personal choice anymore.

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It's them Jay people. Okay.

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It's the orange juice. And we're gonna go ahead and get on into drink of the week.

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Welcome to the drink of the week with Lola. This week we're gonna do it dark and stormy. It's similar to a Moscow meal. It has that ginger beer in it. So let's get started. Start out with your cocktail glass with ice. So we're gonna pour our ginger beer in first. Do about we'll do a little more. It depends how much ginger you like. And now we have a dark rum. You can use any dark rum you like. And you can do two ounces of that, and you just pour it right on top. And it just gives that dark storm look to it. And then you just stir it. Kind of mixed it all up there. Right. That one's a pretty good drink. I think the guys are going to like this. So please like, subscribe, comment, text into our anonymous line, and let's get back to the show.

SPEAKER_01

And we're back. We got the dark and stormy this week. Thank you, Lola. It's pretty good. I like the color. Pretty good. Pretty good. I like it. Yeah.

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I do. Very gingery. It's like a I kind of like ginger though. It's like a hard ginger ale, but it's very ginger. Like it's yeah. It tastes like raw, real ginger. I like that. I do too. I'm a fan of eating actual ginger. Like when I get sushi, I'll eat the slices of ginger. It's so good.

SPEAKER_01

Gotcha. Okay. Top 20 Disney movies of all times. Do you guys want to start naming stuff off? Enchanted.

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Rosen. Toy Story.

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Toy Story is number nine.

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I thought Disney was Pixar. Oh yeah, Disney Pixar.

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Up.

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Yup.

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Up. Um. Up is number 17. Really? Tangled is number one.

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Cinderella. Snow White. Nope. None of the Snow Whites? Because I said Snow White as a generic, but like there's like four Disney Snow White movies.

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What the f Pocahontas.

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Brave.

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Pocahontas number six. Brave is not on this list, so apparently it wasn't made by the last person. Yeah. Definitely not a fan of them.

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Um Finding Nemo. Ooh, that's a good one. Nope. What? That's wild.

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Wally. Wally has to be on. I think Wally is just Pixar.

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Oh. It might be.

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Yeah, it's not on here.

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Okay. Um Beauty and the Beast.

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Number three. The original.

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Yeah, yeah, it has to be the original. The Little Mermaid.

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Yeah, the Little Mermaid. Is it not number one? Number 15. Number one was Tangled. Really? Tangled was crazy. It was their first full 3D animation.

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Yeah.

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True. Number eleven.

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Snow White?

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You already said that.

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Oh, having trouble thinking this movie name. What's it about? Oh yeah. No, it wasn't. Wizard of Oz wasn't made by Disney. Oh. Okay.

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These are all animated Disney?

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I think it's all. None of the live actions are gonna make the cut.

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Well, Disney has like other stuff.

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Not Disney Channel movies. Oh, I know that. Well, then there's no live action Disney movies.

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So it's all the original animation. Sleeping Beauty? Did I already say that?

SPEAKER_01

Crazy enough, it's not on the top 20, but I started scrolling down because you guys were being quiet. Sleeping Beauty is number 27.

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Oh well. Wow. Well, I guess, yeah, you can't have non-consensualism up too high.

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Number 20, 19.

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Diana.

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No. Oh, maybe actually I'll just scroll up. 1988. Animation adventure comedy. Joey Lawrence, Billy Joel, Cheech Marin. Hey, Billy Joel. 1988.

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It already says Snow White, so it's not Snow White.

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Well, Snow White was from the 60s. This is an 88.

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A lost and a lone kitten joins a gang of dogs engaged in Petty Lawrencey and New York City, all over and company. Ooh, I've actually never even seen this one. 1971. Uh, animation adventure comedy stars Angela Lansbury, David Tomlinson, Roddy McDowell. An apprentice witch, three kids, and cynical magician con man's search for the missing component to a magic spell to be used in defense of Britain in World War II.

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Is it the brimstick one?

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Yeah, bed knobs and broomsticks. Oh, well, I it's a small picture. I can't see.

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Yeah, there's a lot of Disney that was originally Disney movies.

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Well, I think the rest of them are animated.

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Oh, okay.

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Number 18 1955, stars, Barbara Luddy, Larry Roberts, Peggy Lee. What's this one about?

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If I say it, it's gonna be very 1955. Really?

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Yeah, it's very wrist to cats?

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No.

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Is it an animal-based one?

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Yes. Lady in the tramp.

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Oh, yeah.

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Literally, it was a romantic tale of a sheltered uptown cocker spaniel dog in a street-wise downtown mud. There was no way.

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I I honestly I thought that came out not more recently, but like later than 1955.

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Most of those original ones came out in the 50s and 60s. Yeah.

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Yeah. Number 17, you already said up. Number 16. Ooh, I love this movie. 1967. Stars. Phil War, Phil Harris, Sebastian Cabot, and Louis Prima. This one I also can't give you.

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Is it animal?

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Yes. Sort of. I mean, I guess the main character is not, but the rest of them are.

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Is it like Jungle Book?

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The Jungle Book.

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Yeah.

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The fire movie. Number 15, The Little Mermaid. I don't think I've ever seen this one. 1992. Stars Christian Bale, Bill Pullman, Robert DeVall. I guess I'll read you the description because I don't know if it's going to give it away. Musical based on the New York City Newsboy strike of 1899 when young newspaper sellers are exploited beyond reason by their bosses. They set out to intact or enact change and are met by the ruthlessest of big business.

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I don't know.

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It's called Newsies. Never heard of it. I've never heard of it. This is by far my favorite Disney movie of all time. 1995. Stars. Bill Farmer, Jason Marsden, Jim Cummings. Jason. What's it about? Can't give it to you.

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Is it about animals, people?

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Give us like descriptions that know.

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It's animal-based.

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It's animal-based.

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It's his very favorite. You should know it.

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Have we?

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Yep. So now it's especially.

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Well, it's sort of animal-based. It's one of those weird Disney things where like the animals have like human. I don't even know what they call it. Characteristic. Yeah.

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I I don't know.

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A goofy movie.

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Oh.

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2007. Stars Daniel Hansen, Wesley Singerman, Angela Bassett. Says 69. 2007. Oh, 2009.

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They get 69.

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Meet the Robinsons. Number 11 was Mulan. Number 10, 1994. Stars, Matthew Broderick, Jeremy Irons, James Earl Jones. What's it about? Can't tell you. Animals. Yes.

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It's animal based.

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But it's the 90s. 94.

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Is it about dogs? Cats?

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No.

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Birds.

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I mean, they're in it. Mice. No. Fish. The Lion King.

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Oh.

SPEAKER_01

Uh, you already said Toy Story number nine. Number eight. 1998. Stars, Kevin Spacey, Dave Foley, Julia Louis Dreyfus. Dreyfus. This was a pretty big movie.

SPEAKER_04

What year?

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1998. Animal-based.

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And it wasn't like Nemo?

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Nope.

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I'm drawing a real blank.

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A Bug's Life.

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Oh, I love a Bug's Life.

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Okay. This is like my second favorite Disney movie. 1997. Stars. Tate Donovan, Susan Egan, James Woods.

SPEAKER_04

You don't have to read the description, but you can give us like small descriptions.

SPEAKER_01

Like hints, bro. Yeah, we need hints. I'll name songs.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, songs. That would be good. Is Aladdin on the list?

SPEAKER_01

Uh yeah, but it's higher up.

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Okay.

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Go the distance. Zero to hero. I won't say I'm in love. Hercules. Hercules.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, when you said zero to hero, I was like, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_04

But like that sounds really funny.

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You already said Pogohana is number six. Aladdin was number five. Ooh, I don't know if you guys said this one, so I'll just 2001. Stars, Billy Crystal, John Goodman, Mary Gibbs. Your hint is power. Power? Invincible or the Incredibles. You're thinking of the wrong kind of power.

SPEAKER_04

Is it Big Hero Six?

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Wrong kind of power. And Big Hero Six was like 2007. Yeah, that was 70.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know. I've never actually seen Big Hero.

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Electricity. No, not that one.

SPEAKER_04

That's the name of it?

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's your that's power electricity, the hint. Honey, I shrank the kids. No. Animation. Huh? Electricity.

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What year was it? Sorry.

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2001.

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So one I don't know.

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Another hint. Another hint.

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Give it one more yet.

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Um see electricity got some cogs turning. Um animated electricity.

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Thousand one. There was a running joke with their ads for this movie.

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A running joke with their ads? What was the running joke?

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That one of them was covered.

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Okay, I have no idea. That didn't get it. That is not nothing. That is nothing.

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Monsters Inc. Oh. They covered Mike Wazowski with all the promotional ads over his face.

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Yes.

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Number three was Beauty and the Beast. Oh shit. You actually did mention this one earlier.

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Okay, give me a short.

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But you didn't give me the full name, so I'm gonna do it anyways. 2009, Stars, Annika, Noni, Rose, Keith, David, Oprah Winfrey. With Oprah in it. And this one I can name songs.

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Oh, okay.

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This one is a pretty good movie, though.

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Make sure you use text to speech when you look it up.

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I'm afraid I'm gonna hit one of the songs. Almost there.

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Tiana? Or whatever the um dig a little deeper. It's it's the frog one.

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Friends on the other side. Princess and the frog. Princess and the frog.

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All I can think is Tiana's place. So the frog one. I'm like, oh, oh.

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And then number one is Tangled. Thank you for joining us this week, other Junk Character Podcast. I'm your host, Riley Purser. Joined here today with Julian. We had an intermediate sit-in co-guest.

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