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SPEAKER_04 0:00

Welcome to the Junk Cacti Podcast. I'm your host. Nope. Where the arguments are done. I'm not the host. The logic is slurred. And we are bound to make someone upset to breathe the same air as us. I'm your most really personal. Join here today with Jessica first time. Now, hold on. I'm gonna give you a four warning. It's a lot louder in person than it is on the TV. And we are joined here today with Julian.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

I want his energy.

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I tried to get you on this energy. I tried to get you on this energy. And you failed.

SPEAKER_00 0:36

How do you mean I tried? Or you tried?

SPEAKER_04 0:38

All it is is a mic check.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

Girl, are you high as a We didn't see you do any body shots?

SPEAKER_04 0:43

Yeah, you didn't do any body shots. Do it right now.

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Right now.

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Yep. No. Grab me a linker.

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Not from your belly button. Oh, okay, my bad.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

From mine.

SPEAKER_03 0:51

Oh June!

SPEAKER_04 0:54

And go power! Is that the same angle that the camera was at last time? Or a new angle? Not the same angle.

SPEAKER_02 1:00

Same angle.

SPEAKER_04 1:01

Also, we are trying here today with Lola.

SPEAKER_00 1:03

Woo woo.

SPEAKER_04 1:04

Almost forgot that. I guess I'll come back now. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

You're gonna spit.

SPEAKER_04 1:11

Listen, he's kind of stupid.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

Kinda.

SPEAKER_04 1:16

Yeah. Jessica, this is your first time. You gotta tell us uh at least seven fun facts. Seven facts. Say three. And your opinions on Benjamin Netanyahu. Yeah, we're gonna need that too. Who? Shit, we didn't have her sign up for the Prime Minister of Israel. We need you to sign up for him after this.

SPEAKER_01 1:33

Okay. Seven fun facts. Three and a half.

SPEAKER_04 1:35

And your opinion on Benjamin Netanyahu. Could you at least do a two and a half?

SPEAKER_00 1:38

Two and a half?

SPEAKER_04 1:39

Two and a half fun facts. Um No, we need two and a half.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

Two and a half. How the fuck do I give a half of them?

SPEAKER_04 1:45

Okay, maybe four and a half. Do you want the job or not?

SPEAKER_00 1:47

Give three.

SPEAKER_04 1:48

Okay. You take your pick. Two and a half or four and a half.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

Jessica. We won't compromise anything else. Are you gonna listen to them or me? Okay, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:58

You don't run the show here! Okay, okay. I like five four. Fine. Go ahead. Right now, I'll blur it.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

What? Jessica.

SPEAKER_04 2:07

Was that a fun fact? What was a fun fact? Well, you guys I didn't fucking say anything. Jessica. Jessica, I cut his mic. Jessica.

unknown 2:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 2:14

She needs to get a fun fact.

SPEAKER_00 2:19

My fun fact was that this is the only podcast that's not true crime that I actually listen to.

SPEAKER_04 2:25

Do you actually listen to it?

SPEAKER_00 2:26

I mean, I started it off of Instagram and then I'm like, oh yeah, a new episode.

SPEAKER_04 2:31

And then Okay, and then another fun fact. So the clips are working, guys.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

They are.

SPEAKER_04 2:35

For one person. Yeah. One more fun fact.

SPEAKER_00 2:42

One more.

SPEAKER_04 2:43

Yeah. Well, we said two and a half. What's the penis penis? Go ahead. What's the biggest penis? Do the second fact penis you've had. Tell him when it's up.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

Wow. He black. He black for sure. Yeah. God damn. You god.

SPEAKER_04 3:07

I'm gonna go backwards now.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Was it the fucking alien from Alien versus Predator, dude? I mean, that'd be wild. She's not even looking. She don't have to. I don't have to look.

SPEAKER_04 3:17

Where's your second fun fact?

SPEAKER_00 3:18

I don't have one. Second fun fact.

SPEAKER_04 3:20

Damn, boring. We'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_01 3:22

Shut up.

SPEAKER_04 3:23

You gotta give us a second fun fact. What's the second fun fact?

SPEAKER_01 3:25

How would we calm it down so she can talk? Yeah. Can we think for a moment?

SPEAKER_04 3:29

Yeah, okay. We need our second fun fact. Um your contract is cut. My contract.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

Julian, social cues.

SPEAKER_04 3:41

They're cheering me on. Okay, now I got cringe. What's a good fact about me?

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Um, I guess I'm a caffeine enthusiast.

SPEAKER_04 3:54

That's a second fact. We didn't ask you to give us three fun facts.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

Well, I asked you about that.

SPEAKER_04 3:59

What was the second one?

SPEAKER_00 4:01

I just said it.

SPEAKER_04 4:02

It was it was her set. No, no, it was the it was the second fun fact. So she was talking about the first fun fact this is the only true crime podcast you bought this. So I'm done, right? Shut the fuck up. You know, you should have seen that coming. You already said you should have coming. You should have seen that coming since you watch True Crime. That was the second fun fact. Yeah. See, I do love that. That was entrapment right there. She didn't even realize. Yeah, yeah, whatever. It's like when you go up to a door and it says you have two questions, and you ask it, Well, wait, hang on, how many questions? Well, that's one of your questions.

unknown 4:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

Who does that?

SPEAKER_04 4:45

This is like a genie in a bottle kind of thing.

SPEAKER_00 4:47

Where you ask for a thousand more wishes? Maybe that's a guy thing. It is a guy thing.

SPEAKER_02 4:51

What's a guy thing?

SPEAKER_04 4:53

Helicopter? Woman! Ask me one time, I'll do it. Helicopter.

SPEAKER_02 4:58

See, what do you think? Okay, if it was completely sex or not sexual. Wow. Completely consensual that you're having sex with a female as a dude. Pretend like you have a penis.

unknown 5:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 5:10

And she wants to be choked out.

SPEAKER_01 5:13

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:14

Totally consensual. Let's say she even signs release form.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

I mean, I'll sign.

SPEAKER_02 5:19

She dies.

SPEAKER_01 5:21

Well, that was a choice you were making.

SPEAKER_04 5:23

Does that count as manslaughter?

SPEAKER_01 5:24

Did she tap the skin?

SPEAKER_04 5:26

Well, okay, hang on. So, by definition, yes, it counts as manslaughter. Does it count as murder?

SPEAKER_01 5:32

Yes, it would. It does not. Oh, how?

SPEAKER_04 5:35

Murder has to be premeditated in a majority of states.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

That's true. That's true.

SPEAKER_04 5:39

It has to have intent.

SPEAKER_01 5:40

So you have to pre care for it.

SPEAKER_04 5:42

Homicide and manslaughter, basically, means you inadvertently cause the death of someone else. So it would classify as manslaughter. What would happen is whether or not the prosecutor how what kind of time they want to try to send you away for. And then, you know, if you take any plea deal, and then what the jury decides in the end. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

But I mean, I feel like maybe like it's community service, you know, like yeah, but okay, but it like like to take a dark turn in that. If someone says that I want you to die, no, but I want to die and I want you to assist me with that. It's still considered against the law.

SPEAKER_04 6:22

It's considered unless you're unless you're in Montana.

SPEAKER_01 6:25

Oregon. Oh. Oregon was the first state to allow that.

SPEAKER_04 6:29

I think Montana it's still allowed.

SPEAKER_01 6:31

There's there's Canada. Let us know we're retarded. But Oregon was the first.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

But I'm sure there's probably a lot of papers that goes into it.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

If you want to be choked out, you know the consequences.

SPEAKER_04 6:44

Yeah. Risk it for the biscuit. Because I've heard I've heard there's like a bone that's super fragile.

SPEAKER_01 6:49

Yeah, once you break that shit, there's no breaking.

SPEAKER_04 6:52

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:52

Lola's got drink of the week.

SPEAKER_04 6:54

Drink of the week.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

Lola, what's drink of the week? It is a spiked pink lemonade. Spiked with a roof? Uh duh.

SPEAKER_04 7:08

Sounds like we all may might get graped later, so.

SPEAKER_01 7:11

It is a spiked pink lemonade. And it is two ounces of vodka. Grandhoof.

SPEAKER_04 7:20

I like the video where it's like two shots of vodka.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

The whole bottle. That's basically what we're doing here. Okay. And then we have.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

You have a microphone.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

No one asked from you. And we have one of Bacardi. Frum. Hey Michael Rainer. That was a splash of lime juice.

SPEAKER_02 7:53

Perfect. Okay. Brought it back.

SPEAKER_01 7:57

Now we're doing the pink lemonade. You do it almost to the top.

SPEAKER_02 8:06

What do you fill the rest of it up with? C juice. No, wait.

SPEAKER_04 8:11

I have to cut that word. Vagina juice. Vaginal secretion.

SPEAKER_01 8:20

Sucretes. Now we're doing lemon lime soda.

SPEAKER_04 8:26

Yeah, a nondescript soda. Yeah. I don't think you're gonna need two of 'em. Just gotta, uh, you know. Sprit. That's what we're drinking. Sprit. Sprit. Spritetti. It's Italian spritz. Sprite.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

Okay. Now we're going to stir it.

SPEAKER_02 8:49

Oh yeah. Why is it so sensual?

SPEAKER_01 8:58

Okay. So now we're going to give it in your special cups.

SPEAKER_02 9:02

Wait, do your thing.

SPEAKER_01 9:03

Oh. And let's get back to the show.

SPEAKER_04 9:12

And we're back, so we're gonna go ahead and we're actually brought our own. We I told you I like to do it this way. We brought our own special cups, and it's one of those situations where you We're broke. Where you bring a cup that's not a cup. We're broke. Whose drink was that? They barely got anything. It's probably mine.

SPEAKER_01 9:31

Okay. It might be mine. I actually got the most, but it also made a mess. So was that one mine? It's probably mine. So here are the special cups.

SPEAKER_04 9:42

Make sure mine's closed when you hand it to me. I don't want it to spill. I have a feeling yours is the bong. Yeah, it's mine! Mess this down. I once didn't bring a bong, but I lost it. I forgot to bring it. That would have been fire. Next dude, that's actually a fire drink, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Did you at least wash and clean it first?

SPEAKER_00 10:06

No, it's spiked. Lemonade. You heard, you heard Lola.

SPEAKER_01 10:10

Okay. This next one is gonna make a mess when I it's pant it.

SPEAKER_04 10:16

It's it's got flavoring in it, bro. I got some berries up in here.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

What is that?

SPEAKER_04 10:23

He brought a container of berries? It's a container with uh retainer clips for a vehicle.

SPEAKER_01 10:31

He likes his plugs.

SPEAKER_04 10:34

Talking about butt plugs. You would get those ones lost in there. I should have probably rinsed it out before I actually did this. Look at look at this. Look at this. I got a mug handle on this one.

SPEAKER_01 10:46

Alright, at the same time, go. Cheers. Oh, I've already been drinking. Cheers.

SPEAKER_04 10:49

Cheers.

SPEAKER_01 10:50

With your car.

SPEAKER_00 10:57

It smells like it's like it.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

I'm gonna be honest. I I was like, oh, okay, they're all lost. I opened yours and I was like, this smells like that's gonna be rough. It's laundry soap. Yeah. It doesn't taste like it, but it smells like it smells like it.

SPEAKER_04 11:19

How's your I like how Julian just grabbed something out of his car?

SPEAKER_00 11:22

He said, Oh, I forgot.

SPEAKER_04 11:26

I was gonna bring a bong and then I was like, oh, I forgot to bring a bong. What do I got?

SPEAKER_00 11:33

Well, I got it in my clipbox.

SPEAKER_04 11:36

Literally. I figured, you know, the the retainer clips like this one's cherry. This one's lime. Ice. Got blackberry. Uh-huh. You got blueberry.

SPEAKER_01 11:50

Why use coconut?

SPEAKER_04 11:51

Nope, white cherry. I don't like coconut. I don't like coconut. Um, and then I got teal, which I'm not sure what flavor it's supposed to be. I just teal.

SPEAKER_00 12:02

I don't think blue raspberry.

SPEAKER_04 12:07

Yeah, it just tastes like plastic. Damn, I thought blue raspberry was gonna be a good one. I know, right? I thought it was gonna be blue raspberry too, but no, that's just no. So you know one thing I almost got from this store? What? You know the little kid arm floaties? I was gonna fill one of them. Yo, bro. Like instead of the green one actually tastes like lime.

SPEAKER_00 12:29

Just how would you crave the floaty?

SPEAKER_04 12:33

You're gonna use a funnel. Sword. Or water balloon.

SPEAKER_00 12:38

Yeah, I think a water balloon would be a bad idea.

SPEAKER_04 12:42

We almost got a soap dispenser.

SPEAKER_00 12:44

I almost did a uh glass cleaner. I did all my toys today, if you couldn't tell.

SPEAKER_04 12:50

I almost cut a can of brake clean in half and stats. I was like, hmm, no. Oh my gosh. Okay, real topic. I actually don't know if it's that popular. Benjamin Henya. Oh my god, Julian.

unknown 13:04

Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 13:05

Did you guys see the guy that got taken in by the airplane jet?

SPEAKER_04 13:09

No, airplane motor. Oh, that was yeah, there was there was a frontier uh airplane that was trying to take off. Yeah, the guy jumped over the fence. Yep, he jumped over the fence and he got sucked into the engine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

And it caught fire. Dang.

SPEAKER_04 13:26

Not the slurp. Clip that. Now I'm ultra hard. I was just I was just thinking like me talking about this serious thing holding this up to my face. I wouldn't see mega.

SPEAKER_00 13:39

Why not? That's my favorite word.

SPEAKER_03 13:42

Appropriate. Because it's not mega.

SPEAKER_00 13:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 13:47

Bartender, can I get a little more regular pink lemonade? Not spike. Oh. Yeah, the plastic is I think I think the alcohol eating. I just dripped. So already? Jesus Christ. Looks like you just found a really nice lady out here.

SPEAKER_00 14:08

Keep it in the fucking bedroom. Jesus. I do. He has to stop to start laundry. What?

SPEAKER_04 14:18

Thank you, bartenders.

unknown 14:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:22

Or the washing machine. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 14:27

Listen, I wasn't really listening because she was open.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:32

You know what?

SPEAKER_01 14:32

Actually, can I just like why why did it take you so long to catch up?

SPEAKER_00 14:40

You know what I read online though? That like I'm really hoping is true. I heard that or read on social media that Kurt Cobain's suicide is actually a murder.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

It is a murder. Did you see that too? This is not new news. They said that's a good idea. No, this is not new news. Since the 90s, everyone believed Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain. That was her husband at the time. Yes. Because there was so many things, the way that his death was set up, that it was no way that it was a suicide. Right. Wouldn't be possible.

SPEAKER_04 15:18

Correct. Cup coaster.

SPEAKER_00 15:19

I was happy to read about it. Like, not that like I want him, you know, where he's at, but like he's probably a lot happier. No, Courtney Love was crazy.

SPEAKER_01 15:27

She tried to be a musician.

SPEAKER_04 15:29

You gotta use your cup coaster.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

Music sucks.

SPEAKER_00 15:33

I'm trying really hard not to punch you.

SPEAKER_04 15:35

Sorry. He probably likes it. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. You're a caveman. Julian, would you like it? Use your cup coaster host. Cup coaster. It's not even a roll cup, bro. Would you like it? Are you using it as one?

SPEAKER_01 15:48

He wants to barely on Drake.

SPEAKER_04 15:50

It's a cup today. Would you like it? My bad. What? To be honest. Would you like it? Like what?

SPEAKER_01 15:56

To get punched.

SPEAKER_04 15:56

For Jessica to punch you.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

Yes.

unknown 15:59

Say yes.

SPEAKER_04 16:02

No, please don't actually.

SPEAKER_03 16:04

I'm gonna turn last second. I'm gonna turn last second. That's what you get.

SPEAKER_04 16:11

Shut up. You ever punch someone in a bar?

SPEAKER_01 16:14

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 16:15

Throw hands?

SPEAKER_01 16:15

Yep. Yeah. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 16:19

Women, am I right? Yes. Just can't control their emotions.

SPEAKER_01 16:21

Oh, hell no.

SPEAKER_00 16:22

I warned her though. Yeah, see, I don't punch guys in bars. I suck them off. See, I'm so nice. You know?

SPEAKER_01 16:31

I I like that you're here.

SPEAKER_00 16:34

We're working on it. Yeah. Next time there will be no warning.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

We didn't hear what you said, but you're giggling like schoolgirls, so tell us what's up.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

Julian was talking about sucking dudes off at the bar instead of fighting them.

SPEAKER_04 16:48

I mean that's probably guys at the bar. I suck them off. You think you can fit your whole fist in your mouth? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 17:02

I'm gonna pass on this pick. Oh, keep going.

SPEAKER_05 17:11

I see a knuckle.

SPEAKER_00 17:13

I see two knuckles. No, I gotta help you. Keep going.

SPEAKER_04 17:25

She understood me. I got you. Oh, did you see the stuff about that rapper David? Any of the death penalty? I've heard a little bit about it.

SPEAKER_01 17:36

Wait, what is it?

SPEAKER_04 17:37

Yeah, so that rapper David that was uh basically dating a 15-year-old girl.

SPEAKER_01 17:43

Wait, is that the one that murdered her and put her in the Tesla? We've been waiting for that trial for so long.

SPEAKER_04 17:49

Oh, yeah, and he did a whole tour, like during the investigation. Like, how do you get to do a tour while they're trying to figure out whether or not you murdered this 15-year-old little girl? So he got the death penalty, or that's what they're trying to seek? They're trying to seek, I believe. I don't think they ruled on it yet.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

That's wild then. I think double check. Well, the thing with death penalty takes a while. The thing with that is he was on tour, and then when he was being questioned about text messages and things, he said he was dating two girls with the same name, so he wasn't actually messaging the girl that died. But here's the kicker. The Tesla belonged to him that she was found dismembered in. And it will was a couple miles from his house. And her, his manager, he was on tour, like out of I don't know if it was out of state or out of country. I don't remember that part, but he was on tour, but he had time to go home for a couple days, and that was the time range of when they said that she was martyred.

SPEAKER_04 18:53

I don't know. It was probably the AI inside the Tesla. Can't trust it. Yeah, the AI on the side the Tesla cut her up.

SPEAKER_01 18:59

Cut her up, killed her, cut her up, and put her in the yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:02

It used the Cybertruck's frunk. You know the front, you can cut off your finger. They all have fronts.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

No, that's where her body was found, was on the front.

SPEAKER_04 19:14

Yeah, that's what we had those things.

SPEAKER_01 19:16

Is it the Cybertruck or the Tesla? They both have frunks. No, it was in the Tesla.

SPEAKER_04 19:20

Tesla Cybertruck is a Tesla.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

Yeah, but it wasn't a Cybertruck that she was found.

SPEAKER_04 19:24

It's the same brand.

SPEAKER_01 19:25

Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:26

Every electric vehicle. Every electric vehicle has a frunk. Because there's no motor. No, no, no. That's not what you should be on right now. You didn't know the cyber truck was Yeah, so I had the same question.

SPEAKER_00 19:39

I did it.

SPEAKER_01 19:41

I just think they look stupid.

SPEAKER_00 19:43

Are you restarted?

SPEAKER_01 19:44

I'm restarted. No, she's not restarted. She was prison. Accused. Probably. Who didn't let her know anything of the world.

unknown 19:57

No.

SPEAKER_01 19:57

So if you want to reach out to her, we'll post her number here. It's okay, I got a friend.

SPEAKER_02 20:04

So you didn't know they all had frunks?

SPEAKER_00 20:07

Well, I know they have frunks. That's why I like it.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

Poles on the inside?

SPEAKER_00 20:13

Why is that where the windows are? Like a race car.

SPEAKER_02 20:19

Do you know what a frunk is?

SPEAKER_00 20:21

Yeah, it's the front trunk.

SPEAKER_02 20:22

Yeah. Yeah. So what are you talking about poles for?

SPEAKER_00 20:25

Inside the car.

SPEAKER_02 20:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:26

Like a race car. You know how like they have poles? You mean like a like a like a roll cage?

unknown 20:32

Sure.

SPEAKER_00 20:32

Yeah. Yeah. That's Tesla don't. Tesla's definitely.

SPEAKER_03 20:36

What are we talking about? The Cybertruck. Cybertruck doesn't The Cybertruck is a Tesla. The Tesla doesn't have a roll cage. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01 20:48

You're making it hard for me to do it.

SPEAKER_04 20:53

Even Lola's not on your side no more. Even Lolo said you're you're you're you're cooked.

SPEAKER_00 20:59

I am cooked.

SPEAKER_04 21:00

Julian, what do you think about frunks? You're right. They will break your finger. The cyber truck, yep. That's what I'm saying. I could have displayed. Well, so so here's a thing that I noticed. So when he did the thing, he did it first with a banana. Yeah. Then you did it with his finger. Yeah. So your penis is okay. That's true. Your penis is more like a banana.

SPEAKER_01 21:21

Or just because you fix your eyes. But your finger is like you look very startled and you're confused.

SPEAKER_04 21:28

So so the Teslas, what they found is that if you get your fingers caught in the Tesla trunk as it's trying to do the automatic close, it will break your fingers. Really? Yeah. So, but what happens is people test it by using a banana, but it doesn't do it to the banana usually. Yeah, so you're fine. So your dick would be fine. Unless you're hard, then you're so because it would think it's a banana.

SPEAKER_01 21:50

Make it soft. Make it ripe. I feel like if a trunk's coming at your to close on it, you're gonna go soft. So you'll be safe.

SPEAKER_04 21:59

Well, yeah. Like it. Yeah, so like just just remember.

SPEAKER_01 22:02

There is that guy who likes his car a little too much.

SPEAKER_04 22:04

Don't don't car broke down, remember? So then he bought a Lexus. Oh man. Yeah, just don't get your fingers caught in the front. Get your dick caught.

SPEAKER_01 22:13

Wait, Julian, I have a question for you. I wonder because you don't like to go on dates, you don't like to spend money on girls. Do you love your car a little bit too much? Should we get you on an episode of um My Strange Addictions?

SPEAKER_04 22:33

What would they call a sexual attraction to your car?

SPEAKER_01 22:36

There's a word for it. There's actually a term we said automophile.

SPEAKER_04 22:42

No, it's based on objects. Yeah. Being sexually tra uh sexually covered. Sexually transmitted to objects.

SPEAKER_01 22:52

You had to be a groupie because the groupies are the ones that stayed. They fought. And they followed. Okay, not followed the entire tour.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

Not to cut off women, but thank you so much for joining us.

SPEAKER_04 23:04

I'm your host, Riley Purser.

SPEAKER_03 23:06

Joined here today with Jessica. Julian. Sorry for your eardrums. And Lola.

SPEAKER_04 23:13

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SPEAKER_00 23:23

Canada time. I don't know the time in Germany. Daylight savings time.

SPEAKER_04 23:29

Tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 23:30

We don't have daylight savings.

SPEAKER_04 23:31

We'll see you guys tomorrow. It's a joke.

unknown 23:33

It's okay.

SPEAKER_04 23:34

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SPEAKER_02 23:52

She might say the opposite, right? It doesn't matter who it is.

SPEAKER_04 23:55

It'll be really funny if you tell me the three digits on the back of your mom's credit card. 443. They're very funny. If you want your V-Bucks. 218.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

Social security numbers.

SPEAKER_04 24:08

What no? We want credit cards. What does that do with social security cards? No, no, no, no, no. You can also take their credit to do a bunch of shit. Yeah, you can get a home loan on it.

SPEAKER_01 24:18

Big thing. Give us the social security numbers.

SPEAKER_04 24:21

We're gonna see you guys next week and we're out. Your mom hit me up.