Toe Twiddler

Welcome back everyone. A fun week here with your host Riley Purser. We were joined with Julian and Chloe. Talking about Dog van etiquette, Julians feet , and Chest Bars.

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SPEAKER_02 0:00

Not a real guest. You're a real doll.

SPEAKER_04 0:05

A real doll. Oh, thank you. That sounded like a compliment more than anything.

SPEAKER_02 0:09

That was not a compliment. No, no, no. Go on with your intro. We're keeping that B roll.

SPEAKER_04 0:15

Wait, are you calling me like the doll as in like the trends?

SPEAKER_02 0:18

No, no, no. Do we keep that in? I think we need to keep the B.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

So real doll. Yeah, do your intro and then I'll explain what a real doll is.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

The logic is and we are bound to make someone upset to bring me this American host and probably confuse Chloe. I am your host, Riley Purser. Joined today with Julian. And Lola. I have now we're gonna go ahead and uh roll it back a little bit to a previous uh podcast, a little shout out here. Yeah, the real doll. Link's gonna be over here. Um I called you a. No, hold on, hold on. Let's have Lola go ahead and explain. Oh, yeah. What's a real doll, Lola? Yeah, yeah. Explain to her what it meant when I said you're a real doll.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

Okay. A real doll is a sex doll that looks a lot like a woman. She has hair and makeup. Yeah, yeah. And you can customize her order in a male the way you want. She's supposed to feel like touching real skin.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

It's life-sized.

SPEAKER_03 1:34

And it's life-sized.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

They're $10,000.

SPEAKER_03 1:36

It's not child-sized.

SPEAKER_02 1:38

Well, I think you can't. It'd be kind of horrifying. Okay, on the Ditty note.

SPEAKER_01 1:45

Where's the baby order?

SPEAKER_02 1:46

I think when someone puts in the uh order for below five foot, that's where you start raising red flags. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:52

Yeah. Yes, that's actually crazy. Like super random. But like in high school, I was arguing with this jackass in my class, and he was uh Hispanic, and then he said something to me in Spanish, and I got D in Spanish once, so I have no idea what he said. And so I told my I knew it was Spanish. It's a walk.

SPEAKER_02 2:12

Was that a racism?

SPEAKER_04 2:13

No.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

Is that a microaggression?

SPEAKER_04 2:17

So I go ask my friend who does speak Spanish, and I was like, oh, what does this mean? He was like, Oh, should he just told you that like you're all you're good for is for guys to f you.

SPEAKER_03 2:30

So basically, he called you a real doll. Basically, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:35

So this ain't the first time you've been called that. So this ain't the first time. This ain't the first time you've been called that.

SPEAKER_04 2:41

That's damn.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

Oh, that's unfortunate. I guess you just are a real doll. So, Coley, what are your thoughts on Benjamin Fetanyahoo? Benjamin Netanyahu. Yeah, we're gonna need a response. Yeah. Can't do any research. What do you think of Benjamin Netanyahu? Cool guy. Good or bad. Goodbye. Who? Good or bad. Benjamin Netanyahu. Good or bad. Benjamin. I don't know who that is. Benjamin, just say good or bad.

SPEAKER_04 3:09

Am I gonna get canceled?

SPEAKER_02 3:10

We don't know. It depends on your answer. Just say good or bad.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

Or low. They're asking you.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

Good or bad. Do you think you should say? What do you think? What do you think of Benjamin and say it's a bad guy?

SPEAKER_04 3:22

Seems like a bad guy, right? He seems like a bad guy.

SPEAKER_02 3:28

What? Yeah. Well, no, you're right. He is a bad guy. He is. But you're not supposed to say it out loud. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

You were supposed to say, we love Israel.

SPEAKER_02 3:38

Yeah, it's the prime minister of Israel.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

The IDF has never committed any war crimes. Can we get some money now? Bing chilling.

SPEAKER_02 3:55

Or whatever they say in Israel. That was Chinese. Chinese. You get a little confused sometimes, Julian. Huh? You get a little confused sometimes. Okay. Yeah. Where am I? Chloe would go to the island, so. Yeah. You would get tricked by pizza for sure.

SPEAKER_04 4:12

Probably. You know what's very funny.

SPEAKER_02 4:16

Them kids would trick her.

SPEAKER_04 4:18

You know, like, you know, like growing up, like you're told, like, oh, if a guy would say, Oh, do you want to help me find my puppy? Say no, stranger danger, that sort of thing.

SPEAKER_02 4:26

No, that's you for sure. Can you dad who am I doing?

SPEAKER_04 4:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

Gracias, senorita.

SPEAKER_04 4:33

Welcome. Um, but oh, a few years ago, there is I was getting off work and I was walking to my car, and there is this guy who was loading up his dog into the car, and I was like, Oh my god, your dog is so cute. Oh my god, like she's so beautiful. And she's like, and he's like, Oh, do you want to pet her? And I was like, Yeah, but the dog's like full on the car, so I full on like crawled into like the back of this car to pet this dog. And I realized after the fact I'm like, I could have gone kidnapped.

SPEAKER_02 5:01

Holy, someone needs to put a leash on you.

SPEAKER_04 5:03

These are not do what you do not do that. But I like realized, wait, that could have been very bad. But he was nice. It didn't, it was not that situation, luckily.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

But I was like, probably because he realized you were not a minor.

SPEAKER_04 5:21

That's true.

SPEAKER_02 5:24

Wait, how old are you? Yeah, how old were you? Never mind. How old are you?

SPEAKER_04 5:29

How old am I?

SPEAKER_02 5:30

No, were you? Yeah, when roughly, roughly 21. Spoiled. Yep, spoiled.

SPEAKER_03 5:38

Chloe.

SPEAKER_02 5:39

Or that's what he thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he thought. That's what he thought. We're not saying it's true.

SPEAKER_03 5:44

I mean, for example.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

That's a question for your spoil.

SPEAKER_03 5:47

You were too giddy. Uh like sender back.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

Was it from that one gate? You're gone, you're gone. Is it from the one-night stand?

SPEAKER_04 5:54

Maybe like you're annoying. That would be crazy.

SPEAKER_02 5:59

It's like when the fing guy gets the fat kid, but it's okay because the fat kid just really doesn't stop talking, so he's safe. Be the fat kid.

SPEAKER_04 6:08

Is this a February's commercial? Do you get blindfolded?

SPEAKER_02 6:12

I said, mm-hmm I actually don't want to talk about the Disney princess lore today.

SPEAKER_04 6:16

Oh. It's too bad. It's too bad.

SPEAKER_02 6:22

That's see what about that girl that has um she has the body of an eight-year-old? She's in like her 20s. That is she's like 22.

SPEAKER_03 6:31

Dude, I can't imagine.

SPEAKER_02 6:33

Yeah, she like she like has full-on relationships. She's going to find an actual relationship. Yeah, yeah. She has stunned growth at so she looks like an eight-year-old.

SPEAKER_04 6:42

Wait, is that the girl?

SPEAKER_02 6:43

And sounds like an eight-year-old.

SPEAKER_04 6:44

Is that the girl that has like a TLC show? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:46

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 6:47

Yeah, okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:48

Yeah. So I'm kind of concerned on who she's having relationships with. Yeah, like should we check his hard drives? Like, I'm not I'm not gonna deny that, you know, just because of her condition, she doesn't deserve true love. She doesn't deserve relationship. But it's like the guy that goes for it. There's gotta be concern. There you won't even catfish him beforehand with an older photo of a woman. Wait, wait, you know what I'm wondering? You know how all the social media apps they all have to like report to um what is it? It's like a child pornography. You think her stuff gets picked up a lot?

SPEAKER_04 7:21

Probably. Probably.

SPEAKER_02 7:24

I feel like when she does dating apps, the I what she has to do is post a like an age edited photo of her to make herself look older and be like, hey man, this is me.

SPEAKER_01 7:35

And they kind of find her, but you said you were 24!

SPEAKER_02 7:39

There's a put in the in the description, this is my child.

SPEAKER_04 7:42

Or like one of the photos on the dating app is her driver's license. Like on the beach. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

I just imagine the dude going to her house after like linking up on Tinder being like, oh man, this chick, she looks kind of good. And and like it's like she filtered a catfish type shit. And he shows up, and this chick that looks like an eight-year-old opens the door. Oh, Chris Hansen's coming. Cole, you think you can fit a foot in your mouth?

SPEAKER_04 8:10

Probably not.

SPEAKER_02 8:11

You want to try it? We can zoom in.

SPEAKER_04 8:14

No, not if I'm not if I'm not getting paid. That's what we're trying to get at here. I'm not, I'm not doing that. I'm not into feet.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

I could fit asking you, we're asking them. I could fit a foot in my mouth. Do it.

SPEAKER_04 8:26

Let me do it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:29

Present them.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

I don't know whose feet you'd think I'm putting in my mouth. But you're no man.

SPEAKER_05 8:44

Your own! You put your own foot in your mouth.

SPEAKER_02 8:46

Bro, that's too big, bro. I need like a smaller. Oh, wait, yeah. Real quick, Chloe, are we allowed to keep that in?

unknown 8:54

I guess.

SPEAKER_02 8:55

Sweet. I'm just saying, I don't want a man's fire. I don't want I don't want a man's foot in my mouth. That's all it is. Swear to God. That's true. Let me ask you a question, Julian, over here, uh, the little uh toe twiddler. Yeah. Are you into the fresh clean? The fresh clean? The fresh clean? Or like uh after walking around the neighborhood barefoot? Not barefoot, no. Okay. But walk on the treadmill for like an hour. So okay, so you're there for the sweat. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not the gripe. Not always, though. Not always though. I do like them clean.

SPEAKER_04 9:30

Wait, like doing it after they sweat a lot?

SPEAKER_02 9:32

We're talking on sucking on toes. When you when you when you put the the feet in your mouth. Yeah, yeah. When you go for the you ain't never done that before? No. You ain't never lived.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

You ain't never taking your man's food and just going like a hamburger.

SPEAKER_02 9:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

unknown 9:46

No.

SPEAKER_02 9:47

You don't bite down or nothing. You just That's when you gotta get between the toes, okay? It's called being a team player. Gotta help them clean them out a little bit. You just take a long lick up the thing.

SPEAKER_04 9:56

Fortunate enough that my husband is not into that.

SPEAKER_02 10:01

Fortunate or unfortunate? How about leaves?

SPEAKER_04 10:03

I have asked him because like at the very beginning, I was like, I want to make sure I'm getting all the red flags out of the way. That is not a red flag. To me, there it is. Oh, hell no. Um, but personally, I'm not into it. So I was like, I was like, you're not into like weird shit, are you? Like more like so I'd like to are you into that? And he's like, nope. In that, nope.

SPEAKER_03 10:22

I'm like, okay, we can then so you won't put his feet in your mouth, but does he suck on your toes? I don't let that I I don't feet, period.

SPEAKER_04 10:32

No, no, no, no. Especially since you're missing out, dude.

SPEAKER_02 10:35

Yeah, I have you're missing out so hard. I won't have looking at him. I'm not having some are cute, bro. Well, yeah. Let's be rude. It's just the arch that really gets you up. Yeah. With the arch of the soul. Yeah, yeah. When you put them together.

SPEAKER_04 10:57

Alright. Never wear sandals in front of you guys. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

Listen, man. All I'm saying is every single part of the woman should be enjoyed.

SPEAKER_04 11:10

Including the motherfucking toenails. I don't want no one touching my feet. We're going to the drink of the week.

SPEAKER_03 11:23

This week's drink is going to be a kamikaze. One ounce of trebilsec.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

One ounce of lime juice. One ounce of lime juice. And we're back.

SPEAKER_00 11:38

Straight hard liquor.

SPEAKER_02 11:39

We never left. You always ruin it.

SPEAKER_00 11:43

That's delicious. It's like straight hard alcohol.

SPEAKER_02 11:48

It tastes like a cleaner.

SPEAKER_00 11:50

Yeah. It tastes like a bunch of pies.

SPEAKER_03 11:55

I know. I looked it up and I was like, hmm, this one's gonna be intense. It's and I'm like, this is a little bit more.

SPEAKER_02 12:01

Do you got any water?

SPEAKER_03 12:04

You guys wanna sit on my own?

SPEAKER_02 12:05

I mean, it's good. You wanna put some protein in it in this? So why is it called uh tastes like rubber yellow straight up?

SPEAKER_03 12:13

That I don't know why it's called a kamikaze.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

I can like She's not a historian. Well, probably because it's gonna make you fucking kill yourself.

SPEAKER_04 12:21

Yeah, it's like an amaz yeah, it was made at American Naval Base that occupied Japan during World War II, and then the punch, because it's a strong, highly acidic and sweet cocktail traditionally made with eagle parts vaca, triple sec, lime juice, and it's famous for hitting you quickly and directly, much like a destructive storms of wartime. Namesake.

SPEAKER_03 12:41

I tried it earlier, that's why I didn't drive it.

SPEAKER_02 12:44

Chloe, Chloe, your hop socket is insane.

SPEAKER_04 12:49

Yeah, my husband got it for me.

SPEAKER_02 12:52

How does that fit in your pocket?

SPEAKER_04 12:54

It doesn't. It goes in my bag.

SPEAKER_02 13:00

I just seems like someone's overcome.

SPEAKER_04 13:02

So it's so exciting. If when I have like long nails, it makes really good tappy sounds. Anyways.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

Julian, I had a question for you. Yeah. When you were a child, did you have to have a uh a bar in your chest?

SPEAKER_03 13:24

Huh?

SPEAKER_02 13:26

Bar in my chest.

SPEAKER_03 13:27

Do you have a concaved chest?

SPEAKER_02 13:30

Yeah, me and Lola were talking about your chest earlier. But like, but what do you mean a bar in my chest?

SPEAKER_03 13:36

Because if it concaves too much when you're little, they'll put a bar in there so that as you grow, it kind of stretches it out so it doesn't crush your heart.

SPEAKER_02 13:45

Unfortunately, no. Does it do you have heart problems? Unfortunately, sometimes I do have a severe chest pain right on my heart. And I have another severe chest pain right here where my rib cages. So you know how you know your rib cage normally kind of comes close like that, right? Sternum is. My sternum right there kind of overlaps at the bottom sometimes, and sometimes it'll see I have like those types of pains on my penis. But I think it's just from like carrying that weight around all day. Yeah, I know. You know, we always talk about women and their back problems to their titties, but no one talks about our fing thigh problems. Constantly carrying this like a hundred pounds of massive fing. Yeah. But no, I don't have a bar in my chest.

SPEAKER_04 14:33

I feel like Jim from the office, I'm looking at the camera like fucking kidding me.

SPEAKER_02 14:39

I wish they put a bar in my chest. It probably would have stopped a lot of things. What I have to do instead, because I don't have a bar, is I have to sit here, right, take a deep breath like this, and what I do, I have to take that air because it naturally tries to go to a portion of my like basically my fucking stomach. There's no room up there. I know. I have to literally bring it up to my diaphragm manually and then force my chest out. So like this. I'm sure if you fixed your posture, it'd probably help. So there's things you can do that slightly help it, but it's always going to have some sort of problem. And the issue I've also found is that as I start to help it, my body's grown to grow around it. Yeah. So as I start to help it, it's like, oh, now this is gonna hurt because now you just shifted me from this position to this position. And even though this is the right position, we got used to this position. I have a question for the group. For the group. But Chloe needs to answer first.

SPEAKER_04 15:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:41

Is gay sex cheating? That's a valid question. That's a valid question. Um no. Why are you asking? Where are we at on a societal level for women who get implants? Do you care? I love them. Or are you against them?

SPEAKER_04 15:59

I I I personally don't care.

SPEAKER_02 16:01

Uh Julian, if you had any work done, what would you do? Because I can't ask a woman. So what would you do, Julian? I'd probably get an extra three inches. Dude, I I found out they can extend it.

SPEAKER_04 16:12

I like asking that.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

Do you think the little suction things actually work?

SPEAKER_03 16:17

It's like the Kylie lip challenge.

SPEAKER_02 16:21

Pretty they don't work.

SPEAKER_03 16:22

Well, people in the 90s thought so.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

They still sell them.

SPEAKER_03 16:25

I know, but it was super popular in the 90s. So it was like a 90s thing.

SPEAKER_02 16:29

What penis pumps or lip pumps?

SPEAKER_03 16:32

The penis pumps.

SPEAKER_02 16:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:33

Same thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:35

Do you know if you lose X amount of weight, your penis will get longer?

SPEAKER_03 16:38

That's because the fat rolls just make it.

SPEAKER_02 16:41

Yeah, I was gonna say mine has not gone longer, bro. It's well, it's honestly it's it's shrank in the last few years. I'm a little mad about it.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

She says like the opposite for like women, it's like you lose weight, then you lose your boobs, basically. Like I was I like recently, like uh about a month ago, I started going like really crazy. I'm already naturally like a very thin person, but I was just soft. And and I had just like fat on me, it wasn't muscle. And the most humbling thing where I was like, oh my gosh, like I I don't mind my boobs, like they're pretty fat. And then I started going in the gym and I lost them, and I'm like, oh my bras don't fit. It's very sad. Just get implants, bro. That's why he's like, I don't care. I love you just the way you are, and I'm like, I don't care.

SPEAKER_03 17:27

That's that's code where he doesn't want to pay for it.

SPEAKER_04 17:29

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_02 17:30

Yeah, I would I've been convince him, be like, listen, wouldn't you want to grab a bigger pair?

SPEAKER_04 17:38

That's what I told him, and I was like, wouldn't you want more of a handful? And he's like, it's fine. He's like, I love your boobs, and I'm like, I know you love my boobs, but you love them more.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

Yeah, yeah. I think we need it, we need to make BBLs more accessible, more accessible. I don't know. I don't know about burnt this. If you get those who pushes it, I believe it.

SPEAKER_04 18:02

Because I've heard that like people that get BBLs, like they like sometimes like if you walk past some, you just get a whiff of sh.

SPEAKER_02 18:09

I do I do I mean maybe like botched ones, but I do feel like most BBL chicks look like they smell. Do BBL sm smell? Yes, a BBL spell is real.

SPEAKER_03 18:24

What is the reason?

SPEAKER_02 18:26

It says it is typically a temporary issue during the immediate post-operative recovery period rather than a permanent condition. The odor, often described as musty, sour, or rancid, is caused by fluid drainage from incisions, bacterial overgrowth, and warm, moist skin, pression, garments, and particularly fat necrosis, dead fat tissue breaking down. It says to use a bidet.

SPEAKER_03 18:52

Well, you got one of those. Because the thing is, it's I love I love my bidets.

SPEAKER_02 18:57

Oh, that is not that is not what I was thinking of.

SPEAKER_03 19:00

Oh. It's a surgical procedure, but it's it's what you yeah, how would you keep that clean?

SPEAKER_02 19:06

I thought bidet of as something else.

SPEAKER_03 19:08

I no, I'm thinking of bidet like what?

SPEAKER_02 19:10

I was thinking I was I was thinking it's a douche. And you're thinking of a douche.

SPEAKER_04 19:14

I mean, mine does have like a feminine cleaning setting. I never I tried it and it felt weird.

SPEAKER_02 19:20

But does it shoot more forward out of it? You have too much pleasure.

SPEAKER_01 19:29

So you were just on that toilet and you're like, let me try the feminist.

SPEAKER_02 19:33

Too much, too much. Basically, the Bible says you can't use that setting. That setting is for her pleasure.

SPEAKER_04 19:42

I tried it and I was like, this doesn't feel good.

SPEAKER_01 19:46

Does it feel good or it feels too good? Yeah, that's a good question. Normally, when I'm on the toilet, I'm not trying to feel too good.

SPEAKER_04 19:52

Seriously, bidets, it's like you're like you've bidet and then like you're one wiping, you're done. It's so great. Instead of like constantly wiping and getting brown, and you're just one wiping your I won't. I love bidets.

SPEAKER_02 20:04

I'm used to men talking about wiping their shit like a crayon. Also, Julian, I need to run it back real quick because you said something that was not true. That you'd never want to feel too good on a toilet. You can't tell me you've never chedced off on a toilet. Listen, that one time in Walmart does not count.

SPEAKER_04 20:20

Did you do it in like the school bathroom?

SPEAKER_02 20:23

No, but you caught someone in the Oh no, yeah, I caught someone in the school bathroom.

SPEAKER_04 20:26

Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

Or no, it was you. No, it was like no. No, no, no. Me and Jack caught the room. That's right. That was like first episode. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's just really hard in the bathroom because to like you gotta aim it down.

SPEAKER_03 20:39

Well, you sting off.

SPEAKER_02 20:40

Depends on what bathroom I'm in. Yeah, so you see, I just nah no, I can't in the bathroom, man. It's uh it's not a good position. It's just having to aim downwards at the end is a little rough. Well, yeah. So then you're worried about touching other stuff. Yeah, you touches the water, and I'm scared of that. Well, more the underside of the toilet, and you don't really know what's there. Yeah, the amount of shit particles probably there, I'm gay. Or the spiders. Julian, I have a question for you. I have a question for you, Julian, but Well was not a lot of answer. Can you get chlamydia from a toilet seat? No, but you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. Just ask Clerks. Happened in that movie. If you know you know. If you know you know. But you don't know. You've never seen Clerks. We'll watch that. I've actually never seen it. You've never seen it? We're watching Clerks sometime, both of you. Yep. It's a good movie. You've seen it, right? Yeah. Yeah. Who's in it? You don't know the actors.

SPEAKER_04 21:45

Is it old?

SPEAKER_02 21:48

I guess we would have to watch Clerks 2 if you're worried about is it old? Clerks one is black and white. Oh old is clerk. Well, it they did. That for stylistic choices. They could have done it in color, but they chose to do in black and white because they thought it would be funnier. I don't know how it was funnier, but they thought it was funnier. Sure. But yeah, Clerks 2, honestly, I do think is still funnier just because it's got the fing uh the uh Kelly and the stud scene. Ah, dude, I love that. We're we're watching Clerks 2 at least sometime. I have enough. No. Yes. Say something again, Chloe. I know. Were you supposed to be a redhead?

SPEAKER_04 22:42

What do you mean supposed to?

SPEAKER_02 22:44

Like, were you supposed to have like redder hair? I was well You kinda come off that way. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:49

I was born with red hair, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 22:51

What happened?

SPEAKER_04 22:52

I got older and it changed.

SPEAKER_02 22:55

I was born with blonde hair.

SPEAKER_04 22:57

Oh, that's actually pretty common with Burnett's. It happened with my brothers. They were toehead blonde and then they're like dark brown hair now.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

But toehead, was that slurp?

SPEAKER_04 23:05

No, it's like it's that's it's it's very like very white white blonde.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

But um But you were born red?

unknown 23:12

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:13

Were you beat as a stepchild?

SPEAKER_04 23:16

No, not personally.

SPEAKER_02 23:18

Not personally. Well, because yeah, you know about the red-headed stepchild, right? Usually they get beat.

SPEAKER_04 23:24

Oh shit, no.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

That's like busy.

SPEAKER_01 23:27

You usually the red-headed stepchild gets beat. Damn. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:31

But my hair, like if I'm out in the sun more, it gets more blonde, kind of like the ends like right here. Um, but since I don't go outside very often, it gets more red for sure.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

But I am outside every fing day. How is my hair not red?

SPEAKER_04 23:46

No, I mean like no, and my hair gets like blonder when I'm outside. So that's what I mean. So like I don't go outside very often in general, so my hair's darker right now. Touch grass. I'm allergic to grass, but thank you.

SPEAKER_02 24:01

Um Julian, when are you gonna sit on my knee on the podcast? Okay, buddy. We'll know when. No, you're not. We'll know when. You're not Santa. When? When we get to 180 million subscribers. How many for me to sit on your knee? 10.

SPEAKER_03 24:18

That's right now.

SPEAKER_02 24:18

We already have 10. Well. Ho ho ho. I want to thank you for joining us this week on the drunk cacti podcast.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

Ho ho ho. What do you want for Christmas? Closing it out! What do you want for Christmas, little boy? What do you want for Christmas, little boy? Why did I feel your prostate stiffen?

SPEAKER_02 24:39

Thank you for joining us this week on the Drunk Cactipe Podcast. I'm your host, Riley Purser. Joining here today with Julian. Why did I feel your prostate stiffen? With Julian and Chloe. Lola. Bye, everyone. We'll see you guys next week. Why did your prostate get hard? Tell your brother's grandma about us. And we're out. Maybe on. Bye.