Learning Japanese Through Momotaro, Menus & Mayhem Ep. 20

Michelle MaliZaki and Michael Allen (GoatVsFish) talk about viral Japanese meme culture, Momotaro, Japanese folktales, and funny restaurant roleplay in Episode 20 of Nihongo To English No Show.

This bilingual comedy podcast episode wanders through Michelle’s songwriting homework, her song “Nap Time by nap8sta” becoming the official song of National Napping Day, the Momotaro meme taking over Japanese social media, and a delightfully chaotic Japanese restaurant dialogue practice session. Along the way, they also talk about Japanese vocabulary, ordering food in Japan, and modern slang like kasuhara.

If you like Japanese language, Japanese culture, comedy podcasts, and learning through weird conversations, this episode is for you.

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Nihongo To English No Show 第20話では、Michelle MaliZaki と Michael Allen（GoatVsFish）が、桃太郎ミーム、日本の昔話、日本語でのレストラン注文、そして Michelle の曲 「Nap Time by nap8sta」 について語ります。

この日英バイリンガル・コメディポッドキャストでは、日本語学習、日本文化、日本のSNSミーム、レストランで使える日本語表現、食べ物の注文フレーズ、そしておかしな文化ギャップを楽しく紹介。桃太郎、金太郎、サバ定食、メニューの聞き方、そして kasuhara などの話題も登場します。

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:08

Kombaba Kombama Konnichua Konichua Ohiozaimas Why are we going backwards?

SPEAKER_00 0:15

Back through time, yes.

unknown 0:18

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 0:19

Nihongoto English no show podcast. I am your host, Michelle Marizaki.

SPEAKER_00 0:25

I am also your host, Michael Allen, CPA, comedic performance artist, and we are here to teach you language.

SPEAKER_03 0:33

Yeah. We try, we try.

SPEAKER_00 0:36

Yeah, we try and we try and have fun while we do it too. Are you having fun doing this podcast? I'm having fun too. I hope you're having fun listening out there. If you are having fun, thank you for uh liking and subscribing and following Nihongo To English on Instagram and writing us emails at Nihongo To English no show at gmail.com.

SPEAKER_03 0:55

Recommend to your friends. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

So last time you asked me all about what I am doing next week, and I'm going to return the favor this time and say Raisu Marizaki Sama Nani Oshteimasuka. Oh gako, nan no gako?

SPEAKER_03 1:13

Community college de ongaku no kuraso top. Ongakunkasu. A besu Oshkimas.

SPEAKER_00 1:20

Beso hikimas.

SPEAKER_03 1:21

Hi. Nevo m uhada Mada Mario Makunaikido. Besohki masaga. A no songun I think no kuraso tote.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

Ah, Futatsu no Kurasu.

SPEAKER_03 1:32

Yeah, song I think no kurasu no shudai guy.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

Oh, shukudai uh homework.

SPEAKER_03 1:36

Yeah, homework.

SPEAKER_00 1:37

Sukudai daikidae this.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

Oh, demos kuda idea hitosongo kakanakai kenai.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

Oh, you want to write a hit song?

SPEAKER_03 1:44

No, you and that's the homework. You have to write a hit song.

SPEAKER_00 1:47

Oh wow. Hmm. Well, I guess that's useful. But you had you released a hit song recently. You had like a hirune song, you had like a napping song.

SPEAKER_03 1:53

So you're nap time by napster.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

Naptime by Napster. Is that like your rapper name?

SPEAKER_03 2:00

The Google used to say I'm a musical artist in my genre. La Bua Disto. Oh, cool. Kakoi. Kakoi kedo. That's not true. They made They told me to prove it.

SPEAKER_00 2:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

Yo yo yo.

SPEAKER_00 2:21

So you proved it by releasing your naptime song?

SPEAKER_03 2:25

No, uh it it Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

You you did release a naptime song.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

Yeah, it it's been released.

SPEAKER_00 2:30

Yeah, well, this is your podcast, so you could play a sample of it right now.

SPEAKER_03 2:36

It's the best song. It's the official song of National Napping Day. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

Hi, hi. Hirunoshio. So do yate Marizaki san no nap time napsta uta uh officiaru ohirune no he no uta ni na kuzokite kure masta.

SPEAKER_03 3:16

Nasnaruna pingu de ni sete ni contactoste andosima sen. Tskukubalasi kono holideni matchta utagarun deskedo domoimas nanka officiarusongunishi masenka tala. Oh, that's a great idea.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

Oh, so you just asked.

SPEAKER_03 3:33

Yeah. Asking is free.

SPEAKER_00 3:35

Yeah, cool. Congratulations. That was us this year? No, that was years ago. We have we have a real cultural celebrity here. Michelle's song about napping. It's called Once Again. And where is it? What platforms? Can you listen to it?

SPEAKER_03 3:49

Oh, any platform. You could buy it, buy it, buy it on Amazon Music or Apple, iTunes.

SPEAKER_00 3:56

What's it called?

SPEAKER_03 3:57

Naptime by Napster.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

Naptime by Napster. And that's the official song of the day. National Napster. National.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

So we should write a song about French fries because they have National French fries days.

SPEAKER_00 4:10

Oh wow. Well, maybe that's a whole business model. We just find every obscure holiday that doesn't have a song, and then we write the song and they're like, eh.

SPEAKER_03 4:17

National Donuts Day.

SPEAKER_00 4:19

National Donuts Day. Yeah, we could write a song about donuts. Ice cream.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

Ah! National Ice Koream Day.

SPEAKER_00 4:25

Yeah, you know, I've been slacking on um Japanese. Uh I I've gotten a lot of Japanese like more memes are coming through my phone. I could have brought them up.

SPEAKER_03 4:33

Yeah, but not ice cream anymore.

SPEAKER_00 4:35

No, ice cream is is old now.

SPEAKER_01 4:36

Now the new one goes um ding, didn't ding, didn't, dining, didn't, thing, dining, dining, dining, dining, ding, ding. Sono kyku.

SPEAKER_03 4:48

It's this huge, it's this huge meme. Sono kyokushi teru kido nan no kyoku.

SPEAKER_00 4:53

Well, I mean, it sounds like a like a like some kind of thing. Yeah, maybe it is uh already a song, but someone made an animation to it and it's like a a momotaro kind of animation.

SPEAKER_03 5:05

So ne Momotaro no tan.

SPEAKER_00 5:07

Oh, is it a Momotaro Uta? Oh, okay, so that's what I I thought maybe it was just someone making up their own song to a Momotaro animation, but that's actually a Momotaro song.

SPEAKER_03 5:16

Yeah, nan to Kahito Kudasaina.

SPEAKER_00 5:19

Well, the the with the version I hear, it doesn't have any lyrics. It's someone made an animation to it. Where Momotaro is kinda like he's like running to the beat. It's like that. And then like the uh the kitsune and the tori and the uh what's it and the inu?

SPEAKER_03 5:35

Toriwa kijiwa a green pheasant.

SPEAKER_00 5:40

A green pheasant, of course.

SPEAKER_03 5:43

Why is it does it have to be green, not yellow?

SPEAKER_00 5:46

I don't know. I don't know. So uh yeah, the the the dogs and they they do a little dance. They all do this little dance. Yeah, they do this whole this whole thing, and they they all have this little dance, and then uh momotaro like ignores them. They're like, What? He just keeps running by. He's just running. He's just running. And then the dog's like all offended, then the dog like runs ahead and then like does the dance again, and then by the second time he does the dance, then Momotaro like throws him a kibidango.

SPEAKER_03 6:17

Oh, it doesn't go down so kibidango.

SPEAKER_00 6:20

And then and then and then the Inu like follows him, and now the Inu is like doing the thing, and then they run into the the the Kiji. And so okay, so that's the animation. And it goes on for like many, many minutes, and then he fights the ogres, you know, the only at the end. So now, but now you go online and it's like everything it's mostly mostly women doing it, but they could be like high school girls, or they could be office workers, or they could be uh like fac not like I don't know, like not a factory, but like a like a distribution center kind of thing, or just influencer type people, and they're like doing they're doing they're doing the dance, and then one of them is like running in front of them and ignore and ignoring them. And then they're all like uh there's so many, there's infinite variations of the 10,000 views on this one, hundred thousand views on that one. So if we wanted to, we could I could I could put this on and I could be Momotaro in my thing, and then you have to learn how to do the dance.

SPEAKER_03 7:17

Right. But if we want first of all, you have to go by kibidango.

SPEAKER_00 7:22

Well, they don't have the kibidango. The meme, the meme is just you do the dance, and then I come from out of frame, I run by and you're like, Oh, he didn't stop for me or whatever. Right. But we could do variations where I throw kibidango at you. We could also do a variation where I could get the guy who plays guitar on my podcast that instead of using the actual audio, we could actually have him like playing it on the guitar.

SPEAKER_03 7:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

Anyway, this would be work, but we could hop on this meme.

SPEAKER_03 7:50

Ah, Hayakushinakya.

SPEAKER_00 7:52

Yeah. So, but you know what I'm talking about over there, Japanese listeners. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. You know it. It's oh it's everywhere in my feed. I can't scroll three reels without seeing another uh couple of kawaii uh Japanese ladies doing the dance and then someone running by again. My god. The whoever whoever made that animation must be so happy because there's like everyone everywhere is all doing this and using the song and using the animation, and yeah, so it's a big deal. So yeah, this is um 3.7 million views. It was uploaded four months ago. Let's give this guy a shout out now that he needs it. He just goes by uh it's all katakana, but it's uh kome anime, so like rice animation. So congratulations, kome anime, uh, on your viral hit success of the Momotaro Monogatari. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:50

Akataro.

SPEAKER_00 8:52

I've heard of them, but I don't know what their style is. The red child?

SPEAKER_03 8:58

No, akataro, basanga kodomogainakte, kodomoga hospital.

SPEAKER_00 9:04

That sounds like Momotaro.

SPEAKER_03 9:05

So so the beambo now, uh, you tight of ro ni hai tarataksan, akara de te akade Akade ni nate akataro.

SPEAKER_00 9:28

So like the redness of the skin of the bathtakers became a child. It's not even red. Is that what you said? Is that what you say?

SPEAKER_03 9:36

It's not even red. It's the how do you call it um the dead skin?

SPEAKER_00 9:43

Oh gosh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dead yeah, the dead skin.

SPEAKER_03 9:46

Um the akatarol.

SPEAKER_00 9:48

Like so, so they went in the bath and the dead skin that was washing off of them formed into a child. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 9:55

Yeah, they made like uh clay and then Okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:59

So a lot of aka.

SPEAKER_00 10:01

Yeah. Well, I mean, maybe that's just what they would tell kids, like, oh mom and dad, where do babies come from? It's like, well, we get in the bath and then our skin sheds and forms into a clump. Yeah, that this all it's kind of interesting though that this um dovetails nicely with uh Japan's current uh, you know, it's it's not just Japan, but Japan has is notorious for having a birth rate crisis right now. So maybe you just need more more old grandparents need to take baths together or find like giant peaches and then we'll find more children, right?

SPEAKER_03 10:33

A kintaro.

SPEAKER_00 10:35

Yeah, I don't know where Kintaro is. Kintaro is like metal? Oh, the gold the golden child, okay. So, so so so.

SPEAKER_03 10:42

Kintaro a masakari, he's got the axe.

SPEAKER_00 10:45

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 10:46

Masakarimot.

SPEAKER_00 10:47

So when is the big um Avengers Endgame style crossover where Momotaro, Kintoro, and Akataro all get together and they fight, you know, some oni or something.

SPEAKER_03 10:57

Oh, maybe. Which island is it?

SPEAKER_00 11:06

Oh. I don't know, onigashima.

SPEAKER_03 11:08

I saw onigashima.

SPEAKER_00 11:10

Really? That's it?

SPEAKER_03 11:10

Yeah, onigashima. Oh, yoko.

SPEAKER_00 11:12

I mean, it's just the on the demon island. Right. Okay, so that's that meme, but you were telling me about what were you doing this week?

SPEAKER_03 11:21

Oh yeah. I have to write a hit song.

SPEAKER_00 11:24

So you're trying to write a hit song and you have an intro.

SPEAKER_03 11:28

I have an intro.

SPEAKER_00 11:28

So what do you want to what's like what's it about?

SPEAKER_03 11:31

So I was I was late to come here because I was I was trying to add on to my stuff. I got the bones, I got the structures, and I have all the chord progression going, and I was gonna listen to it in my car, and I th I bounced it, I put it on my phone, and as soon as I got into my car, I listened to it, and it was nap time wrong song.

SPEAKER_00 11:56

Oh I have to go on.

SPEAKER_03 11:57

So then you took a nap and then Yeah, yeah, to get here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:01

You said I was late to get here.

SPEAKER_03 12:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:03

Sounds a little awkward.

SPEAKER_03 12:05

Is it?

SPEAKER_00 12:06

Just I mean it's easily understood. I would be like uh I was right I I was late today because I was late today because Or you could say you could say I was late today because or if you want to say I was late getting here. Okay. I was late getting here because I was late. Yeah, you could say that. Um but saying I was late to get here just for whatever reason. We don't put the two after. Oh I don't think it's wrong. It just doesn't sound right. I was late to I was he was late to arrive. I guess it's okay. But I just I usually put it the other way. I was I was I was late getting here um or I I arrived late today. Definitely say I arrived late today.

SPEAKER_03 12:49

Uh I'm always arriving late. And then that's what that's the fence.

SPEAKER_00 12:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:54

Fenceau.

SPEAKER_00 12:56

There's a fence in my neighbor's yard that's falling into my driveway. Yeah. Abunaides, y'all. So yeah, we're gonna have to do some fence removal. That didn't make me late. That's just something I have to deal with.

SPEAKER_03 13:17

I'm always late. Um why? Why? Yeah, why? I thought to get here on time today.

SPEAKER_00 13:21

You know why first time you're late because you've been living in America too long.

SPEAKER_03 13:26

Oh my no. Are you saying CPT?

SPEAKER_00 13:30

No, I'm saying I didn't know CPT.

SPEAKER_03 13:33

I'm not saying that. Oh, we don't need to talk about that, do we? No, no, no, no. I didn't know CPT. I'm into Atlanta. Atlanta, there. Yeah. I know.

SPEAKER_00 13:44

Yeah. Well, yeah, they will that will come up at a comedy show. Hi. That would be like a little udo side.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

So goji han ni koitano hatij. That's when I learn BPT.

SPEAKER_00 14:20

Okay. I mean, I'm not a I'm not a BP, so I can't um I can't confirm or deny the rules of this uh of this alleged uh time scale. Well well here's what here's what I'll say about this on this sensitive subject of black people time slash colored people time, as you are alluding to. So as far as I know, you're not you're not black. Right? Oh, okinawa time. Well well, there's also the concept of like island time. But all of Japanese is a shimaguni anyway.

SPEAKER_03 14:48

Shimaguni time.

SPEAKER_00 14:49

Yeah, but yeah, I learned some more relaxed time. But here's here's my rule on when in these situations where I feel like I I I have no um, you know, I can't comment, right? But you are browner than me. Okay. Because you're Asian and I'm essentially white, right? So even though I feel discomfort talking with you about colored people time, you are more colored than me, so I d so you have more authority on the subject than I do. Okay. So I so I have to Okay, I have to let it slide.

SPEAKER_03 15:20

You know, the I have to defer. I have to.

SPEAKER_00 15:25

Okay, so as a white person, I have to let the Asian person talk about colored people with authority because I can't correct her. If I correct her, it's rude. I can't do it. So I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 15:35

So I didn't know about I've been living in America forever. And then I learned about BPT in Atlanta.

SPEAKER_04 15:42

Sure.

SPEAKER_03 15:43

Then Siaturo nitala Hokano Comedianga, uh, CPT. Eh, nani CPT nani, I know BPT, but I know I don't know CPT. And they're like, uh color people time. I'm like, uh what? My time?

SPEAKER_00 15:56

Yeah, it is more expansive, yeah. Because that could apply to all all manner of uh I mean I'm a I'm a color too. I mean, you know, we say white, but I'm not there's not just a thing as white skin, really.

SPEAKER_03 16:06

I was offended. I'm like, what do you mean? I'm just I'm on time. But you weren't on time because you're late today.

SPEAKER_00 16:13

But but that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 16:15

But ever since we started doing this podcast, I've never been she's always been about 15 jugohoon minutes late.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

Oh sorry. Sorry. But she is very Japanese in that she always uh messages me with like, oh, I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I don't mean it. I'm going to be 15 minutes late. And I'm like, thank goodness, because I'm not dressed, I'm still eating breakfast, and I need to clean up my studio. So it works out okay. So you can just be on Michelle time.

SPEAKER_03 16:48

Uh my time.

SPEAKER_00 16:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:50

Uh and you've got Stationary Park coming out.

SPEAKER_03 16:52

So stationary park good.

SPEAKER_00 16:54

That's your big uh stationary and pen paper festival.

SPEAKER_03 16:58

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:59

Right? When's that again?

SPEAKER_03 17:00

May 16th and 17th.

SPEAKER_00 17:02

May 16th and 17th in Santa Monica here in California. I'll be there. Goat versus fish will be there. I'll be there with Maddie Mutations again. And we'll be writing poetry and um, you know, adding a little bit of fun, fun to the festival.

SPEAKER_03 17:15

Yeah, and then we're gonna be we're gonna have Scavenger Hunt, Stamp Rally Bingo, and more.

SPEAKER_00 17:24

And more, and patches, you said.

SPEAKER_03 17:26

I got patches. You know, patches sounds terrible because uh nan yetomonot book. Hi, okay.

SPEAKER_00 17:34

Uh nudie is a colouring book. Oh, eh, like a drawing?

SPEAKER_03 17:38

So nudiva paint.

SPEAKER_00 17:39

Okay. Well, I mean there's uh she sells seashells by the seashore. Yeah, there's uh there's something about a the girl who sells matches. I don't remember exactly what the story is. Right, okay.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

Yeah, the more than I don't know why my mom bought that but she bought me that matj no shot. So I bought it.

SPEAKER_00 18:19

Well, I know why she bought it.

SPEAKER_03 18:20

Why?

SPEAKER_00 18:21

Well, that's why you're I mean, I understand we live in a capitalist economy and we all gotta make money, and I love making money and all that. But I think maybe, you know, your maybe your love of making the money can't she wanted to scare you, is what I'm trying to say. She wanted you to read about this young girl selling matches and scare you into never being poor. Like, I don't want to sell matches, I'll have to do I'll have to become a podcaster. Yeah, way to go. Lesson learned.

SPEAKER_03 18:47

So no, no nurie or no titala. I was like so happy to get coloring book. Yeah. And then next day, I saw kita la sojo no do it, patchy got a big thing.

SPEAKER_00 19:05

You get to color the patches, right?

SPEAKER_03 19:06

No, no, no. There was no patches when my mom got it. Last night there was no match on patches, but my dad drew the patches on all the girls' dresses. I was crying. And my my dad's like, Whoa, machig no shojo, bimbo da cara, Fukuni Pachigatsuka night.

SPEAKER_00 19:30

Sounds like your dad just really wanted to play with the coloring book. He's the inner child. He was like, I w I'm he was he was jealous of you and your gift. He's like, why doesn't my wife get me any coloring books? They make coloring books for adults now, you know.

SPEAKER_03 19:52

I was like five years old.

SPEAKER_00 19:53

Yeah, oh yeah, you'd be devastated. It's like why did you ruin my book? Oh wow.

SPEAKER_03 20:01

So there that's my dad.

SPEAKER_00 20:02

Okay. Well, you know, I see where you're getting your sense of humor from. It's kind of funny. Let's make learning fun. What's our what are we doing here?

SPEAKER_03 20:15

Page 76. Matomenor review exercises.

SPEAKER_00 20:19

Oh, we're still reviewing. That's okay. That's fine. Look, cause if you're getting through the book, you deserve to have someone suffer with you. So let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 20:26

Okay. Role play.

SPEAKER_00 20:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:29

One student is a store attendant. Oh, missing no store. The other is a customer. Use dialogue uh one as a model.

SPEAKER_00 20:42

I don't see no dialogue one or dialogue two. So we've got a whole bunch of stuff here. So um discussion. Yeah, yeah. So menu this. Hi. So we're in a restaurant.

SPEAKER_03 20:57

So are you do you want to be the store attendant or the customer?

SPEAKER_00 21:01

Um, I will uh be uh the customer. Or we could flip a coin for it. Or we could we could do um we could do uh what's it called?

SPEAKER_03 21:09

Uh Jangpon.

SPEAKER_00 21:11

Jong Ken Pong and Jong. The winner gets to choose which one they get to be.

SPEAKER_03 21:15

Jong Kim.

SPEAKER_00 21:16

Alright. Jong Ken Pong.

SPEAKER_03 21:17

Oh Magito.

SPEAKER_00 21:19

Uh Bokuno Kachides. Alright, so I will be the um Kyakusan. What?

SPEAKER_03 21:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 21:29

Hi, uh Osh to Madeska. Uh Doko de uh Swatemuyi deska. Uh, I count I count that.

SPEAKER_03 21:52

Have you decided?

SPEAKER_00 21:53

Oh, oh, ego su go it.

unknown 21:56

Uh,

SPEAKER_00 22:04

Madaki Matena Osusumewa.

SPEAKER_03 22:06

Osusumeva kyo no osusumewa sabate shoku.

SPEAKER_00 22:09

Sabate shoku. Hi. Saba sabate was sabba no sakana no sabba.

SPEAKER_02 22:14

Hi so this.

SPEAKER_00 22:14

Ah, so this can't. Sorry about Shiyoyaki Saba no uh uh doyate uh sabbat scoot te maska and nanika hate maska.

SPEAKER_02 22:24

Yeah, shoyoyaki this.

SPEAKER_00 22:28

Hi, sorib uh oh te soku. Soriva saba shioyaki te should uh so this guy. Ah demo uh uh uh soba soba soba moari maska. Hi Zaru Soba uh Zarusoba Soba uh Santo uh Soba ka komugi ko mohaite maska. Uhtowa karimu.

SPEAKER_03 22:53

Udo pasento komugi.

SPEAKER_00 22:55

So this yo, so this is uh sandwichimo area. Uh hi, hi demo sandwich no uh so chikinka yasai ka uh tamago toho hamu. Tamago hamu sando.

SPEAKER_03 23:08

Hi.

SPEAKER_00 23:10

Uhimate naikido uh kora wa iponkuda sai.

SPEAKER_03 23:15

Kora hi, just so much kudasai. Hi, kora dodo.

SPEAKER_02 23:18

Hi, akustio si ni skill.

SPEAKER_00 23:26

So kare mo arimas. Kale hi. Pasta morimas. Toto uh setumeste kuremaska pasta desh. Pasta doso. Hi.

SPEAKER_03 23:33

A pasta wa uh napolitan des napolitan. Hi, uh kalewa pokukale this.

SPEAKER_00 23:39

Pokukare. Katsukare, this ka. I get a katsukare, fried fried points. Okay. Uh I su oh isukurimu.

SPEAKER_03 23:46

I sukurimu.

SPEAKER_00 23:48

Banida deshirokanaya banina wa futsu this ramen ramen or ramen no no supua ramen no supua eto soyuto siyoto miso arimas. Hi, hi. Ah, tonkotsu.

SPEAKER_03 24:06

Tonkotsuan night.

SPEAKER_00 24:07

Tonkotsuan. Hi. Uh you a kohio. Sorry, I want to hide mask.

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Ato curi.

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Uh nijunen my and nihon ni sunde kono kaiwa gana shites.

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A so deska.

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Hi.

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Ato mirku marimasu.

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Mirku naika. Uh sorry uh gunu this car. Hi, gunu des A gunu mirku hi.

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Ato ju marimasu.

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A juice uh ju sorewa orangika sutoro berika meronka remonka mikan de ka ju ju sa. Mm. And we have kocha.

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Kocha marimas.

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Kocha animas kero uh ryokucha arimasu. You have green tea. Hi. Hi. Okay.

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Doregaidisko.

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Doregaidis. Tabeta kunai. Uhari uh onaka uh nananda. What do you say? Onaka nice. Sweet, sweet night.

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Kite kuda sa.

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Hi. Uh uh okay, okay. Uh sushi are maska. Bet you know, kyaku sumaga.

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Hi.

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Tech. Hi, tasteukhimas.

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Gohan, oh mori deska.

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Go hama omori des. Hi, hi, kashama. Hi, machimas. Hi.

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Hey dozo.

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Nisan yandis. Nisan in this. Ooh, yasui.

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Yasui.

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Hi, I guess. Chipuga di must. Chipuga hits you this guy. Chipu naidas. Okay.

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Bye.

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Bye bye.

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Matakitiku sai.

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Matakimas. So there you go. Yay. I just showed you the extent of my ordering. I could have been like, ah, sabaatsukido. Kasa hard.

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Kasuhara.

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Hmm.

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Customer harassment. Kasuhala.

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Oh, is that is which way is that? Is that the customer harassing the person? Okay. Kasuhara. Ooh. Kasuhara. That also kind of funny because to cuss is like to swear in English. Say a bad word. Kasuhara. Is Kasuhara an issue in in Japan? Soyo.

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Karen.

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Oh, kadeng. Are they calling it kada has karen gone international? No, we call them kasuhara. Kasuhara. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of hara going on in Japan.

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So matahara.

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Matahara. Sekuhara.

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Mm-sekuhara. Sume hara.

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Sume?

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Smell harasmin.

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But like going up and smelling someone?

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Yeah, like, no, if you have like so much smell, you know. Whoa.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay, Japan. Cool it a little bit. So if someone is wearing too much cologne.

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Yeah. Or like B-O. Bio.

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That sounds like it could be weaponized pretty easily against people you don't like. Yeah. You could just be like, oh. Like anyone you don't like, you could just be like, what do you say? What do you say it's smell? Sumihala. Sume? You can just be like, oh soup, they're they're doing Sumehara. Sumehara. And if enough pe like it's so I don't know if I like that. I mean, I understand it it I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I mean, I guess it's harassment if you're like shoving their face in your stomach. But if you're just existing and you smell bad, like are you really harassing them? That's a bit much. Yeah, sumada. Sumehana. But you so you could just add hara to anything.

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You could be like uh harat means stomach too.

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Oh, that's right. Yeah. So you could be like uh Kudamon Hara. It's like throwing tomatoes at throwing tomatoes at uh the comedians.

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But before that, tomato wa kudamonokaya saika.

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Well sonoka more chimash dayo. Kudamono this, yo.

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Kudamono kudamono hala, kudahara.

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Hi, sa cotono sada wa kua.

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Tomato hai demos.

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Hi, okay.

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Yatsugiri.

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Yatsugiri.

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Like cut slice.

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Oh.

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Yatsu like um eight.

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Oh, okay. Yatsugiri. A classic eight slice. So but you could be like Mitsugiri. Cut into three pieces.

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Four pieces.

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Tomato no sama totokiri ni kui.

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Yeah, yeah, kiri ni kui.

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But that's But if it's like uh gothic bread, Mitsugiri.

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Right.

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But tomato Mitsugiri Sakashi.

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You could be like Hyakugiri.

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Sorry about Sengiri.

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Sengiri.

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Like cabbage.

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Yeah, yeah. Oh, that just like it just means like a lot.

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Yeah, yeah. Like no tonkatsu nutsu.

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So you could like request uh hi, uh tonkatsu kudasai uh uh qiri tonkatsu kudasai. Yokunai all the numbers I pick you don't like. So you can't do four slices, you can't do three slices. No, you can't do it. No, that's four.

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I mean, yeah, on tonkatsu you could do three. But maybe not four, because four it's death.

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Yeah, but four is like in quarters, it's so it's so you know, you want to cut things out. Because you know, one, two, bam. Cut things.

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And then, yeah, I want I want I want my tonkatsu cut.

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That'd be a great see, this is what I think. You know, we need to we open like a like a Japanese restaurant, but like everything is off just ever so slightly, and and we have tonkatsu, and it's like and then it's cut like like that. It's like, what have you done?

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You're not gonna get tipped.

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Well, that's okay. But I guess they have that. They have there's a whole genre of viral videos again, which is like I don't know. There'll be a piece of paper that has like a dotted line on it, and then someone will take the scissors and they'll be cutting on the dotted line and then they'll just veer off the dotted line.

SPEAKER_03 30:39

Oh. None then you just watch it and go like, uh, stop. Not like that.

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And then they'll do some other thing with like a cookie cutter and they'll like intentionally like do it wrong. And it's just a whole video genre. So yeah, so we could make um just the anointing. We could make a tonkatsu, yeah. It's like, all right, cooking, cooking with Nihongoto English. All right, let's cut it into four pieces, and then it's like you cut it wrong. It's like, oh, what have you done? You've ruined the tonkatsu by cutting it wrong. Yeah, we cut it into quarters. Uh huh. Well, tonkatsu is kind of like a have you ever had schnitzel? Oh, she's tonkatsu to schnitzel.

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Oh, shunitsu tabatoy.

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I've been frying food. Oh, yeah, because I found this really special flour from Italy.

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Oh.

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That's like a gluten-free flour, but it's not not because it's like a blend of other flowers, but because they've somehow removed the gluten from the wheat.

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Oh.

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So it's still wheat flour, just without the gluten. And I've been making carage, and I've been making um kind of like this. Well, I'm just coating cabbage and flour and frying it. Calling it a croque. It's like more of like a fritter, I guess. Oh. Or like a pakora. Alright, so we just did some some restaurant. Okay, but why don't why don't we um we do a shorter version, but why don't you be the tenin san and I'll be the masa.

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You're a master.

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Yeah.

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And what does she tein song? I was ten san before.

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Oh, sorry, I was confusing tenin sanctions.

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Same as in kahe no kya sangata on this keto kuto.

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Ah, demo uh te suga or tabichata this gun. Hi, the takara mundai wanan diska.

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Munday wanaka yana kanji nami.

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Yana kanji uh so this can.

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So harajana.

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Hi, Doshi Masho.

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Mo Yameru.

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Moyamedu is it I'm gonna quit. Oh, mo oh, yeah, yum, yam uh dem demo hocano uh te tening samaga night.

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Shinanai.

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Shinanai, demo yachingaru yo do yate harai maska. Yamita yamitakara papakatsu sh yo.

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Papa papakatsu.

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Papakatsu Sugar Daddy?

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Yeah, I'm gonna go find sugar daddy.

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Oh, day. Nansa. Jij katsu. Okay, demo Mada Kyono Shigoto Mada Nijikan deskara to mochoto.

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Nemo keksanda in this kut.

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Uh dakara koda kudasai.

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Okay. Hi. Hi.

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Arigato.

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Hi.

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Hi. Kungan stayu yame naide kudasai.

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Dosh yokana.

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Okay. That was fun.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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SPEAKER_00 33:40

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SPEAKER_03 34:40

Well, thank you. And Hatchane.

SPEAKER_00 34:42

Hatsane. Bye bye. See you next time.