Talk Ya Sh!t

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong!

Big Slick (Talk Ya Sh!t Podcast) Season 1 Episode 12

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Welcome back to Talk Ya Sh!t, the podcast where Big Slick keeps it all the way 100 — no filters, no fake talk, just real life.

In this wild episode, Big Slick breaks down how “keeping it real” can sometimes take a hard left — from a speeding ticket that turned into a night in jail, to calling your girl “fat” (bad move 😅), to club nights gone sideways, and even family secrets spilling out at the reunion.

This one’s funny, honest, and a reminder that sometimes... being “too real” can cost you.

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What up, what up, what up? It's your boy Big Slick, and welcome to another episode of Talk Your Shit. We got a great show for the day. But first, I want to give a shout out to all the listeners. Everybody at work, at home, in your car, all the truck drivers on the road right now. I appreciate you tuning in. Listen, today's show is about when keeping it real goes wrong. And everybody knows about situations like this that happen with either you or somebody you know. Let's jump right into it. Let's check this out. For instance, let's say you in your car, you speeding, you doing a hundred or something of 55, you going crazy. Police pull up on you, right? Pull you over. Walk up on the car. Like, yo, can I get your license registration? Nice police, too. This is a nice cop. And I'm saying this. Listen, I'm allergic to police, but this is a nice cop that pulled you over. Being real nice. You let me see your license, man. You was going kind of fast. You know, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket. This one keeping it real goes wrong. You saw talking shit. Hold up. First of all, let me give you the backdrop. It's late night, it's no witnesses around. You acting crazy with police. All right, let me proceed. You over here going, yo, man, out of here. Let me get your badge number. Who it is? Blah blah blah blah blah. So you just went from getting a ticket to now going to jail. Now you looking stupid in the face. You in the cell, see yo, asking for phone calls. Man, shut the fuck up. You could have taken the ticket and made all the phone calls you want to in your own car, but this one keeping it real goes wrong. Shut your mouth, man. I don't understand this. Another situation. It's a fan reunion. You at the fan reunion, right? Motherfucker just stand up and go. I'm tired of being a fake uncle. I'm that baby's daddy. This is the wrong time to say this at a fan reunion. Now, all uncles and cousins in the real family is whipping your ass. You over there going, look, your mama been lying. I'm that baby's daddy. Mind you, the baby ain't a baby no more. The baby like 35, man. Come on, man. Sit your ass down somewhere. This is when keeping it real goes wrong. Shut up. It makes no sense. Another situation. Your girl or your wife asks you, yo, does this dress make me look fat? Are you serious? This what you go. Nah, it don't make you look fat. You look a little swole though. Bruh. It's the wrong thing to say. This is what keeping it real goes wrong. Now, guess what? That baby sleeping on the couch because you can't come in the bedroom no more. Dummy, stop it. Listen, I can do this all day. Another one. Let's check this out. And I know a lot of people can relate that. Probably saw somebody in the situation. You might not have been in it, but you might have seen this happen before. You in the club. Club is packed, crowded. Somebody in there, they chilling. They got their little double shot of yak, you know what I'm saying? On the rocks, chilling, getting they sip. Boom, boom, boom. Somebody walks past, bumps them. The drink spills, right? Motherfucker, hot. Damn, I spilled my drink. The person that bumped into him said, Oh shit, man, pardon me. I'm sorry. Yo, my mistake. I, whatever you drink, and I buy you another drink, it's on me. I got you. Pardon me. I ain't mean to bump into you. No, this one, keeping it real, goes wrong. Your homeboy, like, man, later for that shit. I would, that was me. I wouldn't let nobody just I wouldn't let that slide. So now you start beefing with this dude. What ends up happening? This dude is like 15 deep with his other homeboys. Now you get stomped out. You're on a soup diet, your jaw wired, you eating your food through straws now because you want to keep it real. That's when shit goes wrong. You should have just shut up, got the drink, and kept it moving. Now you got IVs and your arm on a cold table, looking crazy in the face, man. Listen. Listen, people, the moral of this is don't let your ego get in the way, man. Make rash decisions. Keeping it real all day is sometimes just being ignorant. Like, come on, man. Let's think about it, man. You already know what it is. This is Big Slick, and this has been another episode of Talk Your Shit. Now, if you want to be part of the show, you can send your story in to me. Email it at talk your shit daily at gmail.com. That's talk your shit daily at gmail.com. You know what I'm saying? I'll pick your letter, read it on the show, give you my honest opinion. Unfiltered, raw, uncut opinion truth. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm gonna do. Whether you like it or not, I'm gonna give you my honest opinion. Because that's what we do on this show. Again, it's been another great episode. Until next time, I'm Big Slick and I'm out. Peace.