Veto The Podcast Episode 2 - Veto The Podcast

The rowdy boys finally name the podcast. Spoiler alert: Veto The Podcast wins. Also, does Austin Powers still hold up? Do you have to pay at the cafe? Debatable. 

Transcript

George 1:33

Good morning and welcome to Florida, Georgia Line, the podcast, right? Pretty good.

Brent 1:40

I don't know if we landed on that one.

George 1:41

We didn't land on that one yet. I am your host and your favorite uncle with a mustache, George Milton. And I'm joined as always by my rowdy boys.

Justin 1:53

Yeah, rowdy boys.

George 1:56

Do you guys wanna intro yourselves? I didn't write intros for, I didn't write intros for you.

Justin 2:00

no, I'm my name's Justin Schaffers. I got a nice mud flap and I'm a part-time husband contractor at home.

George 2:07

Yeah. Nice.

Brent 2:09

My name's Brent. I play music for a living and I've got an elbow halfway up my arm.

George 2:14

Yeah. Holy shit dude. That's awesome. And I can confirm that'cause we're recording in person and I see it. You gotta nice

Justin 2:21

looking

George 2:21

That's a

Brent 2:23

been working out Just the elbow

George 2:24

Just the elbow.

Justin 2:26

Reps in

George 2:26

what exercise? What exercise do you do just for the elbow?

Brent 2:29

Elbow lips.

George 2:31

Cool. Good pull, man.

Justin 2:35

That was from deep, that was the archives.

George 2:36

You're like an improv genius.

Brent 2:39

Thank you.

Justin 2:39

Yes. and

Brent 2:41

yeah.

George 2:42

Oh shoot. What is this podcast about? This podcast is a podcast where we solve the world's problems and make you a little dumber in the process. What did you guys do this week?

Brent 2:55

I've had a busy week of playing music for drunk people that you know, don't necessarily. Give a shit.

Justin 3:02

Any fun stories this week? Any crazy characters come in

Brent 3:05

Yes. I actually the one thing I did remember to prepare ahead of time for this week was that I got the the two, two lies in a gig. Is that, I call it, oh yeah.

George 3:16

Lies in a gig is my favorite I think one episode in is my favorite and I was trying to think, Justin, I feel like you've probably got crazy road stories.

Justin 3:26

I, I have some pretty good road stories. Yeah, there's a lot of like over the years, just some

Brent 3:33

surreal nuts

Justin 3:35

stuff moments where going on right now? Like, where am I? How did I get Like, I remember one time we were doing this shoot and we were in Nicaragua and I'm floating in the ocean with this supermodel and this really big what's How did I get. How did I get here It's cool.

George 3:56

we are, shoot, what were y'all

Justin 3:58

We did this. We did this big photo spread for New York Times Magazine Kloss never, it's a small, it was a small publication, I don't know, but it was wild because we show up in, in the country and we're supposed to have all the, when you travel, when you're doing work, you have like fixers and stuff that help you get to the custom stuff. And it's always a pain in the we get there, oh, it's gonna be taken care of, gonna be taken care of. And they're like, nah, the

Brent 4:25

guy's not here.

Justin 4:26

guy went home, so you're gonna have to wait tomorrow. And we're like, no, we can't wait till tomorrow.'cause we're like going three hours away of where we're going. It's 10 o'clock at night. We have to leave here and we have to work tomorrow. Yeah. So we'll just have to leave all your gear here. No problem. We just have to figure it out. And we're like. So we show up, we drive through the jungles of Nicaragua and we show up and we get there and they're like, oh, so what happened? And we're like, it. So the next day we wake up and we have to like this whole big turn to my buddy. And I was like, it's like we're all about bouncing light and shaping light and moving light. And so I just like. Ripped the mirror off of our

Brent 5:01

bathroom

Justin 5:02

hotel room and just put some color gel on there and then we're just light. We ended up lighting with a mirror that I ripped off the bathroom wall, and the next day when the gear showed up. like we already lit the whole half one day with a mirror. We might as well just keep going. So it's just picture us running

Brent 5:20

through the jungles with like machetes on and

Justin 5:22

holding this little like two by two, actually probably three by three mirror

Brent 5:25

with some

Justin 5:26

orange gel on it. And then I remember at like dusk were like

Brent 5:30

walking like the tide pools shot and the water's coming

Justin 5:35

in and it like took me out, like a wave took me out. And I remember

Brent 5:38

sweeping

Justin 5:38

I was like, I gotta save the mirror.

Brent 5:40

I gotta save the beer. It's all we got. And I'm like under water.

Justin 5:43

And the wave took me out. I'm holding the mirror

Brent 5:45

above my head, just ah, save it. My buddy comes and grabs

Justin 5:48

the mirror and then he gets taken out as well. And it was just like this comical, this comedy of errors of trying to save this mirror'cause it was all we have in the middle of the jungle.

Brent 5:58

I think that's a story that actually it almost it's crazy that's a reality.'cause it sounds like me describing a dream to somebody like us

George 6:05

say, and then I was trying to save the mirror. Okay

Justin 6:08

it was all

Brent 6:09

about the mirror,

George 6:09

mirror. Yeah, but we had, so we were delayed and there was no fixer there and okay, you have to imagine in my dream fixer was like a real thing. It was like

Brent 6:17

a real,

George 6:17

job. Somebody

Justin 6:20

someone got paid to fix and they didn't fix.

George 6:22

So there I am floating in this. Ocean in Nicaragua with a supermodel,

Justin 6:27

but also there was a, apparently that's where all the sharks are too, so you had the shark get, bit

George 6:34

I can't wait to hear the other two that are the

Brent 6:37

tru.

George 6:38

ones the false ones. Are you doing the bit right now? That's a crazy

Justin 6:43

We will keep the crazy stories coming.

George 6:44

I feel like I don't even know if we've introed like what you do. So you do.

Justin 6:49

I am a, I don't know. I'm a monkey that pushes buttons. No, I'm a commercial director, we do a little bit of everything. Had a 20 years of telling stories and going on crazy

George 7:00

Ah, you're a storyteller.

Justin 7:02

I'm a storyteller. I'm here to

George 7:04

I'm a cinematographer, but really am a story. I really am a storyteller. What

Brent 7:07

really a

Justin 7:07

storyteller. Guys. I just like to some tall

George 7:12

Yeah. I love it. What a weaver. Dude why isn't that a segment? I just wanna hear more about,

Justin 7:17

about, weaving.

George 7:18

about Yeah. I was like, you told that story. I wrote down like what happened to me this week, and I'll tell you what it was I broke two glasses in my kitchen

Justin 7:30

Were they like family heirloom glasses or were they

George 7:32

No, they were like, I don't know. I don't, Aaron got them so they were from somewhere. Not a place that I would shop. yeah. Is

Justin 7:41

it rhymes with makia

George 7:43

maybe. No, I don't know. But like I broke two of the same glass, so like now I'm afraid to drink out of those glasses.

Justin 7:51

You shouldn't touch

George 7:52

em. I'm not gonna touch'em. she didn't make a big deal about it, but I was like drinking from like an aluminum cup. Like I got these, I'm a, I'm a child like, so I got myself these aluminum cups and aluminum plates so that I could safely eat. Without. Because Erin just has her, like

Brent 8:12

you're you're telling me, you, you break so many glasses on such a regular occurrence that you have gone about getting specific flatware that you cannot

George 8:21

Yep. So we went because I run a food company. So like we go to a lot of these like food. Like food service and like food wholesale stores. And so like we were at, there's a really nice restaurant depot here in Austin. Don't know if you've ever been, you gotta have a

Justin 8:39

I love a Restaurant Depot. Yeah. I like a good

George 8:42

So we went,

Brent 8:43

what l? Restaurant Depot. Depot. Oh, I thought I heard an L in front of that

Justin 8:48

have an L. It sounds it's a

Brent 8:49

L. Restaurant Depot.

George 8:51

Yeah. Spanish

Justin 8:51

for the Restaurant Depot.

George 8:54

I don't know why that got me for this, but, so it's got all this like restaurant focused stuff and we were there one time looking for stuff like for work and there's a section they have kind of sections by type of. Restaurant. And so there's like a pizza restaurant section, and the pizza restaurant section had all these like different sized like pizza pans you get like an aluminum pizza pan at a pizza

Brent 9:20

Oh sure.

George 9:21

And they've got like ones that are plate sized. And so I just got myself like, I don't know, I've got maybe five or seven of those. That I bought and that I was like I can eat on these and I can drop'em and I can't break'em. And I got aluminum cups at the same time. Thanks. steal this hack

Justin 9:41

steal this hack. That's like we I mean we stopped, we gave up. I got three, three kids and like we gave up buying anything nice.'Cause they're gonna break everything so everything's 50 cents from Ikea or,'cause we're Austin based. Go Yeti, get everything Yeti that will bounce off the ground and not break. That is,

Brent 9:59

that's the, yeah. As a 41-year-old married guy with no kids, literally can't tell you. The last time a dish of any kind was broken.

Justin 10:07

Oh, I think my wife breaks more cups and dishes than my kids though at this

George 10:11

I was like, so a couple of weeks ago.'cause like Aaron was. Digging. She was doing some gardening. She'd probably be mad that I told this story, but she was doing some gardening and like really, there's like an irrigation line that runs through and she just smashed this PVC pipe, and so it was like leaking all over the place. So I was like. I was trying to fix this thing and I was like, okay, I am not gonna give her any shit about it.'cause like she told me about it and she felt, she was like, felt really bad about it and I was like, I'm gonna be so cool about it and then I'm gonna really have I'm gonna have one in the bank. You know what I mean? I'm gonna have one in the bank about i'm gonna do something or break something

Brent 10:51

you get to pull this back

George 10:51

And then I could be like, Hey, remember? Yeah remember like how cool I was about like when you broke that pipe. And then I had to spend all weekend figuring out how to fix a PVC pipe. And I was so cool about it. And literally like the next day I break two glasses and I'm like I was like, I told her, I was like, I told her, I was like, man, I was looking. I was so looking forward to holding onto that. For a little while and I just have to like, I had to spend it immediately. She was like can't take it with you, so

Justin 11:18

what an idiot.

George 11:19

What an idiot. Yes. Anyway, that was my week Also, I watched, I watched Rewatched The Jerk with Steve Martin

Justin 11:27

Ooh,

Brent 11:27

You know what's funny? I've never actually seen it.

Justin 11:28

What a jerk.

Brent 11:29

Sure. It's one of the old time classics. And I love Steve Martin and somehow

George 11:33

It's

Brent 11:33

haven't actually, it's a funny it

Justin 11:35

in a while. Does it still hold up,

George 11:37

it holds up, yeah. I mean it's, I it's like clearly an old movie, but like Steve Martin has, it is like timeless comedy. I like if don't try to rewatch Austin Powers today. it doesn't

Justin 11:50

Yeah,

Brent 11:51

will fight you. Alright. Really? Austin Powers. I love Austin Powers.

George 11:55

It's I don't know. I was obsessed with Austin Powers when it first came out, and it was like, I feel like all that stuff has been so like It's like I, it's I can't, you can't do, that's what she said, jokes anymore. They're still, it's still they're funny, but,

Justin 12:09

or

Brent 12:10

I, think I still constantly pull references from Austin Bowers, myself.

Justin 12:14

Fun fact frow Line is a done work with her and I love Mindy. She did some projects Shout out

George 12:24

Shout out. Shout out. to Mindy. Shout out to

Justin 12:25

Shout out to

Brent 12:26

Mindy Frow. You look so right.

George 12:30

Good. What? Let's get more quote, let, I mean if you can just like pepper in some like Austin Power's references.

Brent 12:36

I think probably one of my most used one is that whenever someone is making a point that's very obvious, then I like to ask them, what's your point, Vanessa?

George 12:46

I said peppermint. I feel like you just came right out.

Justin 12:48

Yeah. You should just drop throughout this whole podcast today. You should just drop them in

Brent 12:54

I think of Pepper as a very upfront part of the dish, so

Justin 12:58

can we get some laser

Brent 12:59

beans?

George 13:01

Okay. This feels, it feels pretty heavy on the pepper right now, guys. Yeah.

Justin 13:04

Yeah, baby.

George 13:06

yeah. Oh, there it is. I guess you do if you're having a meal, you do the pepper first.

Brent 13:10

Yeah.

George 13:11

So I, that was me. I, that was my fuck up. My bad.

Brent 13:15

You're pretty intertwined with peppers for a living yourself.

George 13:17

true.

Justin 13:18

You just got peppers on the brain. I could you write like a song like George on my mind, but peppers on my mind.

George 13:24

Did you, sorry, did you say Florida, Georgia

Brent 13:25

Yeah.

Justin 13:26

Ding ding.

Brent 13:27

Hey, that's the name of this podcast.

George 13:28

the name of this. podcast. No guys, we have to name this fucking podcast I should've

Justin 13:32

mentioned the Irreverent podcast. I

George 13:34

should've mentioned Up Top. This is a podcast for adults. So

Justin 13:38

the mediocre podcast

George 13:40

we have that. I'm gonna go through, do you guys wanna name the podcast now or do you wanna give some advice to the internet first?

Brent 13:45

What I, you got me curious on your thoughts of the podcast

George 13:49

I was just gonna read you, so let me read you let me read you this list that we came up with last

Justin 13:55

we need a focus group? This name? Should we farm it out to the people?

George 13:59

no.'cause we don't, nobody listens to this. So really are.

Justin 14:03

we should just farm it out to Erin and see what Erin says

George 14:06

We're really on our own. I don't know if she knows what it is we're doing.'cause she would ask me, what is it about? And I'm gonna ask you guys that. I think it's pretty squarely a podcast for adults, right? Yeah. it's like an adult.

Brent 14:23

that wouldn't be the worst name I ever heard.

George 14:25

podcast for adults. God. I'm gonna write it on the fucking list.'cause I like that

Brent 14:30

George

Justin 14:31

likes'em as dumb as possible.

George 14:32

I like him. Just real dumb. Yeah.

Brent 14:34

But surely that's not taken. It's too dumb for anybody to take. So maybe we could

Justin 14:38

The dumb podcast. the

George 14:39

The dumb podcast. We've got the, let me read you the list.

Brent 14:42

that one's taken for sure.

Justin 14:44

by listening to this podcast. You will get dumber.

Brent 14:46

Yeah,

George 14:47

think people will get dumber, but they'll get dumber about important stuff and smarter about stupider stuff. Like I really want people to get smarter about stuff that's has no bearing on like their real Whatever that here's ideas from last week. I didn't write down who said these, so I was trying to remember when I was looking at it like who said which idea? Dumb ideas. The podcast.

Brent 15:13

first. I think, didn't we just say that

Justin 15:14

think we just said that

George 15:15

dumb podcast.

Brent 15:16

Oh, the dumb podcast. We didn't even realize we came up with it

George 15:19

Yeah, we came

Justin 15:20

how dumb it is. That's how dumb it is that we have to come up it. Not once, not twice, but let's go for

George 15:25

it guys. I'm gonna make a note that we just keep coming back

Brent 15:28

to dumb.

George 15:29

We just keep re, re referencing dumb. I wrote down George Cast. I feel like maybe I just, maybe we didn't even say that out loud and I just added

Brent 15:38

it. No, that's, that was me that said that.'cause I've been calling it that and we'll continue to call it that. Regardless, George Cast, regardless of what it's actually called.

George 15:45

Okay. George Kes we,

Justin 15:46

mad at

George 15:47

we wrote down unsolicited advice. I think that leans a little,

Brent 15:51

too

Justin 15:52

on one thing. We do

George 15:53

heavy on advice. It's not really, we're not really We are, but, okay. Are we scratching that? Do we wanna scratch that

Justin 16:02

we

George 16:03

Okay. How I'm gonna wait. Should I strike through or mark as red or mark in red? Beautiful. Uh, we wrote, uh, we wrote down podcasts, the podcast. Podcast. I gotta look it up to see if that really exists.

Brent 16:18

exists. May maybe I don't know what

Justin 16:20

not another

Brent 16:20

the

George 16:21

Oh, there's a guys, there's a show called The Podcast, which is a comedy show. And it says, two idiots fail to make a podcast, one episode at a time. So the same concept, right? They're idiots

Brent 16:34

Maybe we'll just ask him if we can have theirs.

George 16:35

Let's ask'em if we can have theirs. Okay, we're gonna keep it on the list. Maybe for now. We gotta decide today though. Deep thoughts. The podcasts,

Justin 16:45

We do go into deep thoughts, so

George 16:48

I don't love it. I don't remember

Brent 16:50

if we could get

Justin 16:51

could be no deep thoughts. Should be a segment that we talk

Brent 16:55

we could get it sponsored by an insect repellent and we could call it deep thoughts.

Justin 17:00

Ooh,

Brent 17:01

See

George 17:01

duh. That's pretty

Justin 17:02

good. Don't bring that poison over here.

George 17:04

We could get it sponsored by Kamala Harris and call it Veep. Thoughts.

Brent 17:08

Hey. Oh

George 17:10

You got one? Justin?

Justin 17:11

What's that?

George 17:12

We could get it.

Justin 17:13

Weed thoughts.

George 17:15

thoughts.

Brent 17:17

That's gotta be a title already, right?

George 17:20

I wish we were doing video. I

Justin 17:21

because I got high. The Thoughts When I was

George 17:23

Thoughts when I was high. We wrote down Veto. Veto. This podcast. I think it's'cause we said something else that we

Brent 17:31

vetoed. could be and then

George 17:33

vetoed this podcast. I like

Brent 17:34

that one's got a nice ring to it. It does. You know that one's got a.

George 17:38

let's look it up. I'll look it up. Don't worry guys. Veto this podcast. It, this is Open Guys Veto. This podcast is available. Hi. Let's pray on it. Let's think

Justin 17:49

Let's pray Let's pray on it. What do

George 17:51

do we think

Justin 17:51

we're gonna pray on this.

Brent 17:52

this

George 17:52

What do we think about veto this podcast.

Justin 17:55

It's not bad.

Brent 17:57

Wait we're saying it like slash not like an Italian gentleman's name.

George 18:01

Veto this

Brent 18:02

podcast.

Justin 18:03

Veto cor leoni.

Brent 18:04

Corto.

George 18:04

this Pi. I'm not gonna do my

Justin 18:06

I came to you on

George 18:07

Oh, you're

Justin 18:07

my daughter's wedding. This is how you were paying me.

George 18:11

Yeah. Okay. Veto this podcast or veto this podcast. I like veto this podcast.

Brent 18:17

throw a D in there? Now we got all kinds of extra options going.

Justin 18:20

Beto, deto,

Brent 18:22

That doesn't even make any sense.

George 18:24

Do you guys remember that friends episode where they're trying to name, they're trying to name somebody's baby. They kept saying veto and they were like, veto's actually starting to sound pretty good right now.

Justin 18:35

It's like you say it long enough, all of a sudden it's oh

George 18:38

veto this podcast. I love because it does make it sound like it's pretty dumb,

Justin 18:43

But what are we vetoing?

George 18:44

I don't know.

Brent 18:45

I think it's just giving a fair warning ahead of time that like, hey. There's other podcasts. Maybe you should listen to those. But here's another one.

George 18:52

here's the, here.

Justin 18:54

we're a bunch of idiots in an imperfect world, so come on down.

George 18:58

I feel like, okay, I love it. I love Vito, But here's the thing. Here's the thing is I feel like vi, I feel like Vito is a little, it's a little politically

Brent 19:08

It does have that connotation. We don't want that.

Justin 19:11

Let's just call it Gerrymandering,

George 19:13

Gerrymandering. The

Brent 19:14

The

George 19:14

the podcast

Justin 19:15

We're gonna change this podcast name in 10 years or not.

George 19:19

I feel like that would be a really good name, especially if we had if we came up with a mechanic in the show where we could veto things, if that was what we were doing. If I could like

Brent 19:32

Actually, I kinda like that. Like maybe part of our thing is like we did last time, that we'll just, everybody just throw out an idea for a segment and then if the other two don't care for that segment, we just describe

George 19:45

You can veto it.

Brent 19:46

somebody can podcast

Justin 19:48

the segment

George 19:49

I like that.

Brent 19:51

I like that we like, like for example, I think we should do a segment about the artistic merits of two girls, one cup. Okay,

George 19:58

Let's try

Brent 19:59

No, this is where you're supposed to say, I

George 20:01

would say, Hey

Justin 20:02

But that's funny because that's a whole, that was like a whole cultural

Brent 20:05

movement.

George 20:05

like nineties kids

Justin 20:07

Yeah. If you don't know now,

Brent 20:08

that would still, the veto thing would, it would make sense in that

George 20:11

Can I tell you though that, like that's the most interesting part of that video going viral to me was that they had, that was the first reaction videos that I ever remember seeing. guys remember? I feel like it was all, it was. I feel like it was all YouTube, but it was literally just if you don't know two girls, one cup, please don't look it up. Please

Justin 20:30

And you looked at you couldn't, not everyone was like, you gotta see this video. And then they showed it to you and you're like,

Brent 20:35

why you show me that? Wanna see that

George 20:37

There was a whole there was a whole set like segment of videos that came

Brent 20:42

Oh, of just people watching it? Just their reaction. Yeah.

George 20:45

was like, it was all like dorm. This is like from my college dorm or something. Not mine, but like they would have a

Justin 20:51

Did you make that, George? Were you the filming of that?

George 20:53

I had nothing to do with

Brent 20:54

with, no, I think what George is saying is that art at its core aims for a reaction. And this was the, yeah,

George 21:01

Vi. Hey veto. Veto,

Justin 21:03

was saying

George 21:04

veto. Okay. I'm in. I'm into it. Veto. This podcast is a strong front runner for me right

Brent 21:10

now. Happy too.

George 21:11

Okay. The next one I wrote down was, you're not the boss of me. Kind of tepid reaction right there. I feel like that doesn't need

Justin 21:20

will strike that from the

Brent 21:21

please.

George 21:21

strike it from the record. Should I get

Justin 21:24

We're gonna veto that one right now.

Brent 21:26

Veto,

George 21:26

I wrote down missed connections, I think,'cause we did a segment about missed connections, but I don't know if that segment's gonna live on,

Justin 21:32

that doesn't speak to the,

Brent 21:33

the

George 21:34

it really, it's really narrow.

Brent 21:36

It's very narrow.

George 21:37

Pretty narrow. And

Brent 21:38

And we are broad.

George 21:39

super broad

Justin 21:40

we're not missing connections here. We're like connecting

Brent 21:43

on the real. We're creating them.

George 21:45

So what do we think guys? Veto.

Brent 21:47

veto,

George 21:48

So stupid. Okay. I'm making it red. I'm making it super red. We wrote

Brent 21:54

you know which one make green though, obviously.

George 21:56

I know. Look, I'm gonna reserve judgment.

Justin 21:58

George Cast.

George 21:59

George Cast

Brent 22:00

Ca.

George 22:00

our George Cast is highlighted right now. We did a couple that were like, where the where the acronym was SOS. We did, we put segments on segments and save our segments.'cause we were like, we're gonna do segments.

Brent 22:14

That's right. Yeah. I think a yellow too. Then let's keep it in the, maybe a yellow is a yellow a possible.

Justin 22:21

Yeah, possible.

George 22:22

Oh man. I'm trying to come out with yeses or nos. I don't want any

Brent 22:24

Oh, okay. Fair.

George 22:27

We got time. We got time.

Brent 22:28

But if, what if we narrow it down now to a bucket of, say, three or four yeses that will go on and do the rest of the stuff, and then we'll pick from those four. At the end.

George 22:39

at the end? Okay.

Justin 22:40

Yes.

George 22:40

Yes. Fair enough. Okay. Segments on segments, do we like talking about segments?'cause I feel like if we're gonna do segments, I just like having a veto for this. it's gonna be about segments. It's veto the podcast. I'm gonna stop saying veto the podcast. I don't wanna I don't wanna stick it in your brain.

Justin 22:57

You're sticking it in my crawl,

George 22:59

I'm sticking it in my

Brent 23:00

my, your worm. I'm only feeling like I've had a successful inception then because I felt like I was subtly sticking it in your brain and then now you think it's putting in my brain.

George 23:09

Did you, who wrote, who said that one last week when we did it? Who said it?

Justin 23:14

Veto, maybe it was just a collective in the air.

George 23:17

I think it was just a reaction to something else.

Brent 23:19

God

Justin 23:19

was ai. It was ai.

George 23:22

do you think our Lord, and you think our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ wrote it

Justin 23:26

You

George 23:27

I'm I'm tepid on talking about segments. Like it just feels a little like in the, the, sauce

Brent 23:35

Okay, fair enough. Would you say or ditch them, say in sauce? Veto that one too.

George 23:38

Yeah. Vito.

Justin 23:40

Veto it.

George 23:41

There's gotta be a limit to the

Justin 23:43

Strike it from the record.

George 23:44

We we can, we haven't,

Brent 23:46

otherwise our podcast ends up being like a five minute podcast where three ideas are thrown out there. Veto. Okay guys. So that's it for

George 23:52

right. That's it. Gonna go ahead and wrap it up. We wrote down mediocrity, the podcast that was also based on a segment, but I like it

Justin 24:02

feels funny to me because it feels we're making fun of. That this is not a great podcast and we're just

Brent 24:08

having fun. Yeah. I say put that one in one of the yes piles for you. Yeah. So were we sitting on the yeses? Let's do review real quick. We've got. V

Justin 24:14

the George Cast?

Brent 24:16

Cast

George 24:16

George. Wait, are we serious about George Cast?

Brent 24:19

are we not?

George 24:20

not? Hold on, I gotta hold up. We're

Justin 24:22

serious here. I didn't think this podcast was serious.

George 24:24

gotta find the right green. Let me find the right green. This is gonna be great. For the audio

Justin 24:28

need a segment called Name George's Stash.

George 24:31

Me. I'm thinking of mediocrity. For some reason I'm thinking of mediocrity as a.

Justin 24:37

Idiocracy. Mediocrity, it lends itself to just life right now.

George 24:44

I've got, so I've got, here's what I've got. George Cast, which is also growing on me. It is growing on that part of my ego that wants to be, that wants my name to be said as many times as possible before I die.

Brent 24:59

Sure.

Justin 25:01

George. George.

George 25:02

Here's, there's a few, there's a few that we don't have that we don't have as green or red dumb ideas. The podcasts. Vito,

Brent 25:09

I, yeah. I would expect that to be something different. Mediocrity

Justin 25:11

instead.

George 25:13

Dumb ideas. Feels like that's the point of the podcast is that we're just pitching dumb

Brent 25:17

Yeah that's what I'm saying. It gives me a different idea of what I expect it to be.

George 25:20

Sure, yeah. Unsolicited advice. Unsolicited advice. I already Xed out Podcast. The podcast, I think because there's already the podcast.

Brent 25:28

podcast, yeah. I don't even think we can legally,

Justin 25:30

Yeah.

George 25:31

We're gonna exit out deep Thoughts the podcast. It's we have it

Brent 25:36

I

Justin 25:37

we do that as a segment instead. I think we have

Brent 25:40

yeah. We have a deep thought,

Justin 25:40

thoughts of the day from the ai. Yeah, it

George 25:44

like a nightmare.

Brent 25:45

I

Justin 25:45

know.

George 25:46

I know.

Justin 25:46

It's coming

George 25:47

you, John Vita, this podcast is clearly in the yes pile. You're not the boss of me. We asked missed can connections. We axed. We axed segments on segments and save our segments. And then we've got green as mediocrity. Now the last one that we've got on the list, I think that I put on the list without anybody else's permission. So

Brent 26:10

the reaction.

George 26:11

I opened the podcast with this, but how do we feel about Florida, Georgia Line? The podcast. Podcast.

Justin 26:17

I think we're running some copyright issues with that.

Brent 26:19

Yeah. They might not like

George 26:21

the, but I'm saying it

Justin 26:22

how about can we, how about instead, why don't we just, since it's like creative licensing, why don't we just do like Florida, Alabama line.

George 26:29

Vito

Justin 26:31

the Gulf Co coast

George 26:33

Here's what here's what I'm saying is like there's a certain amount of, there's a certain amount of crews by Florida Georgia Line that we could play without getting sued. Yes.

Brent 26:44

Yeah. I Is it like two seconds or something? It's,

George 26:47

I don't know how much it is, but there's an amount of that song, like there's a two second or whatever it

Brent 26:52

call it two seconds just for,

George 26:53

there's a two second snippet of Florida, Georgia Line. Do we think there's a two second snippet of Florida Georgia Line? First of all, that I could play like the song

Justin 27:00

go Cruise

George 27:02

baby. You have a song, right? That's two seconds.

Brent 27:04

but I wonder, you're not limited to how many times in a row you can play.

George 27:09

you can play that two

Brent 27:09

can only,

Justin 27:10

play, but what is it with music or like how like. How do you, can you use the song or like the chord progression without it being copyright

George 27:19

printed? It's 12 notes. It's 12 consecutive

Brent 27:23

something

Justin 27:24

because we get, we're gonna get into territory with like vanilla ice where he is I didn't steal the song. He was like, instead of. I,

Brent 27:31

just,

George 27:31

I feel like you just did the same thing.

Justin 27:33

that's what he did. I don't know. It's like under pressure is the same damn thing. Like when he said that, I was like, bro, you just said the same exact thing. You just went a little higher in the didn. It.

Brent 27:43

No.

George 27:44

Hold on. I'm trying to look up.

Justin 27:45

we just harmonize right

George 27:47

Wow, guys, we got that clean. That's our

Brent 27:49

opening.

George 27:50

That's the opening. That's the opening sign. I'm gonna pull it.

Brent 27:54

Didn't expect you to jump to the fifth though, and leave me with a third. That was a thing, feeling

Justin 27:58

I was feeling it. Perfect.

George 28:00

That's our intro music

Brent 28:01

fist. I'm

George 28:03

pull it out. I

Justin 28:04

a boy band.

George 28:05

didn't even, it's a man band. I'm trying to look up how many, okay. Florida, Georgia line. If, here's what I'm saying is could we push into the territory of. We're not violating, but we're as close as we can get.

Justin 28:22

Or do you just have to say FG line?

George 28:25

What if we took some letters out?

Justin 28:27

What about, but then you can't sell merch, man. It's all about the merch.

George 28:30

if we call, what if it's the

Brent 28:31

what if we veto? What if we veto

Justin 28:35

There's summons.

George 28:37

Are you vetoing the idea?

Brent 28:39

I would never, you sound very excited about No,

George 28:41

it's okay. We

Justin 28:42

dreamt about it all week and we just crushed his

George 28:45

I didn't dream it all week.

Justin 28:48

He's Hey guys, check out my logo I already designed.

Brent 28:52

That was a pretty good George impression. I

Justin 28:54

think so.

George 28:55

There's no, so

Justin 28:57

hey guys, do you wanna see the logo I,

George 28:59

I, it says on here that there's, that if we play any amount of it on a podcast. That it's copyright infringement if we

Brent 29:07

Any amount. So

Justin 29:09

we're vetoing Florida Charger line. so

Brent 29:11

like that song is in B Flat, so if we pay play a B flat, we're on their infringement. That's an amount I play an A. That's an amount of it.

George 29:19

Is that song in B Flat? Huh. I would've guessed it was in D.

Brent 29:24

No.

George 29:25

Nope. Okay, well I guess I'm gonna veto Florida, Georgia line. So we're gonna wait. I wrote down here, I also wrote down two from this week, and I think only one of them is real. I just wrote down the word dumb. Okay. That's just giving a read. That

Brent 29:45

I thought you were going somewhere else. We were still waiting Where? Go on.

Justin 29:48

no.

George 29:49

start, I think we started talking about something else. Anyway. We also wrote down podcast or I wrote down podcasts for adults.

Brent 29:58

That one's solid.

George 29:59

like podcasts for

Brent 30:00

personally would put that, I'm gonna make say that would be my other favorite besides VI two it's like

Justin 30:09

Swim. How do we make it like Adult Swim, but Pod Adult Podcast.

George 30:14

Adult Swim, the podcast?

Brent 30:17

No, definitely

Justin 30:18

How about Barton Springs? The podcast.

George 30:21

Okay. We are, we're in Austin. We

Justin 30:24

cold and refreshing.

George 30:25

It would be cool to let people know up top like how much cooler we are than them, which I feel like Austin

Justin 30:33

We're definitely cooler than

George 30:34

So Cool.

Justin 30:36

If you're not in Austin, you're not

George 30:37

If you're not an Austin middle-aged dude making a podcast, who are you? This podcast, is this podcast brought to you by crypto things and ai?

Brent 30:49

That's right.

Justin 30:50

Yeah.

George 30:51

So I feel podcast for adults opens up the this is what

Brent 30:56

I was the pornography

Justin 30:57

George's obsession with two girl, one

George 30:59

it's not an obsession. It's not an obsession. I just thought it was interesting that like reaction videos are a big thing now and like back in my day, just remember that being the first time that,

Brent 31:11

yeah. I can't

George 31:12

that I noticed that. I was like that. I was like, now we're just watching people's reactions to watching a video like you and the reaction videos, to be very clear, it wasn't like a stitch or whatever today where you show the actual video you're reacting to. It was literally just, people.

Brent 31:30

well, but also because you couldn't show the source

George 31:33

Yeah absolutely. Absolutely.

Brent 31:35

That's, and because anybody that had seen it knew from their reaction exactly what they were looking at the exact moment, the horrified

Justin 31:42

What if we had memes back then? That would've been awesome. There would've been so many good memes for

George 31:48

was the first meme? Was the first meme Dancing Was that a meme? It was a meme, right? I don't even know

Justin 31:53

Was it, I don't know. It's a, I don't

George 31:55

I don't think I could define the word

Brent 31:56

meme. Yeah, that would actually, that'd be an interesting subject matter for a documentary to try to trace.'Cause there would it

Justin 32:02

The meme?

Brent 32:02

the meme? Yeah. Because it'd be a very gray area of what do you really consider a meme? And like trying to figure out the origins of that. That'd be kinda cool. Alright,

George 32:10

I'm loving it. I'm loving this.

Justin 32:12

That's copyright infringement from McDonald's. it

George 32:15

It feels though, it feels like vito's starting to feel like the opposite of Yes and right. It

Brent 32:19

Yeah. Oh, for sure. No, I don't think that it should be used to shut down a thing in progress, but maybe just whenever a segment's being introduced, if the other two genuinely believe that, that's not gonna be that interesting to dive into. Let me just veto it.

George 32:33

I feel

Brent 32:33

or I think it could make someone also push the envelopes. No, I'm gonna throw one out there that's too ridiculous to go, just to see if everybody would be to it, or if we had jumped into

George 32:41

I feel like already slightly drunk with power, just with the vi, like the ability to veto Like makes me drunk with power.

Brent 32:50

And I

George 32:51

like that. But I think it's dangerous. That's what I'm saying.

Justin 32:54

I like it All

George 32:55

What I was gonna say is podcast for adults opens up the, it opens up the porn world and it also, I think, lets us just come up with names. That would be like a search term, like I might search like comedy podcasts, or you could search podcasts for adults and it would literally just be a

Brent 33:14

podcast. It'd be a category

George 33:16

podcasts for adults.

Brent 33:18

Maybe we need to get more specific podcast for adult humans.

George 33:22

Okay. Podcast for adult

Brent 33:24

humans. Maybe a little more specific

George 33:26

adult humans. Okay, cool. Is there anything else in the category world podcast for Advice Time Pod? No, it's not. Advice

Brent 33:41

How about

Justin 33:41

three dudes? One, Mike?

George 33:43

Wow. I don't hate it, but I

Justin 33:46

because all I need is one mic. one mic.

George 33:49

I feel like we would have to do it with one mic. We'd all just have to gather

Justin 33:53

We don't have, we're not filming this. Don't let them know that we're not sharing

George 33:56

The quality of the

Brent 33:57

audience. We could also grow out a mustache i'll some shaving. I grow out a mustache. No. Hear me out. Hear me out. You do it. And then we all use the one mic, but we touch mustaches while we record the, and you

Justin 34:09

Who wants to go for a mustache

Brent 34:11

We'll make a mustache ring

George 34:12

You're acting like we're all not touching mustaches right now. Stop tickling my nose with your mustache, Brent. Sorry. Quit it.

Brent 34:20

Much trim.

George 34:21

I don't know. Podcast for adults. I'm liking it less and less

Brent 34:25

even with humans. What about adult humans who like podcast for adult humans who enjoy podcasts?

George 34:31

that's great. I love that. I wanna really specifically figure out our demographic before we've even got anybody

Justin 34:38

over 65 for sure. Over 65. That's like our sweet spot. Hi mom.

George 34:45

My mom

Justin 34:47

I said hi to your mom when I was driving through Alabama. she, screamed out. I was going by really fast and I was like, happy birthday.

George 34:55

and She did hear you. She told me. Guys, we gotta take a break. We gotta take a break. We gotta take a break guys, we gotta take a break. We gotta take a break and hear a word from our sponsors. Because otherwise, how are we gonna fund this thing? How are we gonna fund our, uh, extravagant lifestyles? But we'll be right back. Uh, we're gonna do some we're gonna do some advice. We're gonna answer some questions, and we are gonna come up with a name for, uh, Florida, Georgia Line, the podcast And welcome back. We hope you enjoyed those messages and by everything that we talked about. It's because

Brent 39:19

the

George 39:19

yeah, it's probably the best stuff. Guys, I want to answer the world's questions and solve the world's problems right now, right here.

Justin 39:29

We can do it. I believe in us

George 39:31

in this room today. I'm excited.

Brent 39:33

I'm excited.

George 39:34

Fourth width, and here we go. I pulled most of these from the advice subreddit. On Reddit. There's some really great stuff on there. There's also a lot of stuff on there that just I don't want to touch. So let me read you some of the titles of some of those first before I tell you. The ones that I actually brought Dr. Light on chart, moving out of state without job. Okay. Yeah, it'd be better if you had one. We just do quick advice for these. Just read the title. How do I tell my husband's affair partner's husband, the baby she's pregnant with might not be his. Did you follow that?

Brent 40:19

I think you might have to hit me with it one more time.

Justin 40:21

stuff right now. Like my baby's husband, cousin's mother, sister

George 40:25

I got, I came up with a quick answer for that one. Don't worry about it.

Justin 40:29

Call it, we call that an NMP, not my

George 40:32

problem. Probably not. Yeah. Probably not. Your job sounds like you got other stuff to deal with. Let's see. How do you get your, how do you get your man to want to have sex with you more? My wife is still not that kind of open like I want her, dunno what that means. Anyway. It's a lot of shit like that I'm not gonna put in this podcast. Here's the stuff I am gonna put in the podcast. So this is a segment that I like to call, give advice to the internet.

Justin 41:00

Ah,

George 41:01

thanks. Here's question number one, guys. Get ready to tuck in. Did I mess up by ordering food when my friend's uncle only got coffee? Let me read you this whole one. So today I went out with my best friend to finish some paperwork for her upcoming flight while waiting. She met her uncle. They're not super close, just see each other once a year for this stuff. He's really nice and offered to take us to a cafe while we waited for her papers. Here's the thing, when we got there, my friend ordered food. I ordered food too, and her uncle only ordered a coffee. I instantly felt awkward because I knew he'd be paying. It's just the dynamic. And I couldn't help feeling like maybe he expected us to only order drinks, not full meals, and the place was pricey, which added to my guilt spiral. He didn't say anything or act rude, but I think he looked a little annoyed. Or maybe that's just his normal face. I don't know. Now I'm overthinking. Should I offer to pay? Was it rude to assume he'd cover everything when he only got coffee

Justin 42:09

first? You got way too much time on your hands. If you, this is what you're thinking about and you're writing it on the internet.

George 42:16

I feel like that could be the answer to probably most of

Justin 42:19

Maybe you're but I feel like no, if your friend is like ordering food, you're following your friends thing. You didn't order like the lobster.

George 42:27

It doesn't say they didn't order the lobster.

Justin 42:29

Even if you do, someone else says that's on them.

Brent 42:32

It also says, if I heard it correctly, that they ordered food and then the coffee was ordered, how could she have known what he was going to order? There's, so no, if nobody told her anything specifically about we're getting coffee and you sit down, it's a reasonable assumption to think that you're entitled to a meal at a restaurant. That's what they're for, right?

George 42:56

It is what they're for. I will say the reason that I picked this one is because. I have this specific anxiety and I also like if I took you to a cafe and I was like, it doesn't say, he says order whatever you want, but it does say that, let's say he's really nice and offered to take us to a cafe. So if I'm like, Hey, let's go to this cafe. If I say that to you, I'm assuming that like I'm probably gonna pay for you to. You didn't suggest going to the cafe. It doesn't say he asked, do you want to go to the cafe? But if I were the, if I were the person who ordered food and then the person taking me just ordered coffee, I would have this same spiral in my head where I was like, where I was like, did I, should I offer to pay for it? What's the right social it fee? Because it does feel to me like it's in the vortex of a social kind of. Issue or faux pa or did I order too much stuff?

Brent 43:55

I can understand where you're coming from. I think that it's just whenever everything I'll agree with you on, except for the point that if you're bringing someone with the expectation of coffee, it's always worded, let's go get some coffee. That's what you say. You don't say a cafe or anything else like that implies food. Am I

Justin 44:14

No, I think if you get a, if you're going to get coffee, acceptable edition is like a pastry. But if you're like, lemme take you to a cafe. And it's not specified, and your friend orders Just don't order the most expensive thing on the menu. I think that's

George 44:29

here's, let me put it, let me put this question to If if we're all going to a restaurant, or let's say you're in a group of people and you go to a restaurant, any restaurant, it doesn't really matter. What the type of food is or what the price range is. And then somebody says, before you order, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get this, I'm gonna pay for this meal. If somebody announces before the ordering happens, I'm gonna pay for this Does that change what you order?

Brent 44:56

Yes.

George 44:57

Yes. Same. So I think that, that there, there's a what if that person then says. I'm gonna pay for this meal, but I'm only gonna get a cocktail. Does that change it anymore? Because that's basically what's

Brent 45:15

happening. If they, but again, they ordered before the coffee was ordered, so if nothing was specified, she couldn't have known. If someone said it ahead of time, then I would probably, in my mind, first of all, think okay, it's a little bit of a dick move to do that.'Cause you're certainly implying, Hey, I'm only gonna be getting a drink, but I'm paying for everybody. It's I feel like you're definitely trying to lead me of Hey, could you maybe just get a drink? So I'd probably be like. Hey, actually no, I'm gonna buy my own, if that's okay.'cause I'm really hungry and I want to eat, I'd probably do something like that

Justin 45:44

but also I think it's like, what time of day is it, right?

Brent 45:47

Sure.

Justin 45:47

So you go to the cafe like. 2 33. You're usually like in between meals, Yeah.

George 45:55

33,

Justin 45:56

Yeah. Like it's not like it's a little too late for lunch. It's a little too early for dinner. Linear.

George 46:02

Dinner, yep. I love dinner. Yeah. It

Justin 46:05

I want, am I just getting a macchiato

George 46:08

It doesn't say what time. Yeah. It doesn't say what time it is. So I don't know if I do think that's a good point. If you go at lunchtime to a cafe, you take me to a cafe at lunchtime, you don't expect me to order lunch.

Justin 46:20

I'm hungry,

George 46:21

Yeah, I'm hungry. I'm hungry, man. It's lunchtime,

Brent 46:22

hungry.

George 46:23

But maybe if it's two 30 and you're just like, Hey, we need to wait. If it's two, if it's exactly 2 33 on the nose and you're just like, Hey, let's go over here while we wait. Maybe I'm not expecting. Maybe if I'm the uncle, which I'm definitely in this scenario, I'm definitely the uncle.

Brent 46:40

Yeah I'm just saying that I'm, I will absolutely die on the hill of if you're bringing somebody for coffee. Yeah. That word is used here. It doesn't matter where you're going. You say coffee. If it's coffee, if you take, if you say Cafe, diner, re anything else, you say it's, if there's, if they serve food there, then you're going, obviously if you say, Hey, I'm gonna take you to a bar. And they happen to serve food at a bar. I, I might not expect you to get food, like I'm taking you to a bar, but if I, if it's a cafe, restaurant, whatever, if they didn't say coffee, food is implied all

George 47:11

If I was gonna take people out, because I do think that it's it's like a whole thing to unpack, like, how do hu why do humans do stuff that they do? But we're not gonna answer that, but. The thing of if I was gonna take people out to dinner, if I was gonna take like a group of people to dinner, I would probably not tell them up top that I was gonna pay for dinner because I wouldn't want to, I wouldn't want them to I wouldn't want them to change what they, if I was gonna buy dinner. I wouldn't want them to,'cause some people will buy something more expensive when, which is a dick move too. It's oh, you're buying,

Brent 47:47

All right.

George 47:48

And some people will buy something less expensive, which is okay, if I'm gonna, if I was gonna buy a group of people dinner, I would want them to make their decision regardless of what I was gonna do, right? Yes. Same. And then I would reveal that later, or I'd go do the little shitty thing where you pay the, you go to the bathroom and pay the check we're, in secret or something. And then everybody's oh, where'd the check go? And you gotta do that whole thing,

Justin 48:12

feel like George is trying to tell us he wants to take us to dinner.

George 48:15

I would, Hey, I would love to take you

Brent 48:17

dinner. Hey, listen, after this though, I wanna take you guys to this cafe to get some coffee. There's

George 48:22

wouldn't, no, don't

Justin 48:23

is it good coffee? I only want good

Brent 48:24

coffee. Yeah. It's real like

Justin 48:25

me to a dumpy place where were, oh, you

Brent 48:28

it's the Okayest Coffee in all of Austin Merit Coffee.

Justin 48:31

We just went on like a, we just went on a I

George 48:33

Oh, damn. I hope they weren't one of our sponsors this week.

Brent 48:37

but it was great

Justin 48:37

you think, like nowadays you can go get coffee anywhere and it's like pretty good. But we just went on this barbecue trip to go out to snow's Barbecue in Lexington. we like, it's in the morning, so we're there early in the morning and we wanted to get coffee and so we're like, oh, so somebody found the coffee spot? So we're like, okay, let's go to it. And it was like fresh donuts. There was just drip coffee and nothing else. And we're like, Hey, what size? They're like

George 49:03

large,

Justin 49:03

And there was nothing else, just the large coffee. So yeah,

George 49:06

I, I had the same

Justin 49:07

don't take me there'cause I don't, I won't drink that coffee.

George 49:10

went to Galveston and we were trying to get a coffee and there was a place. They had a big sign that said, we have coffee. And we were like, oh, great. And we went in and it was the same. It was just like old, it was like old drip

Brent 49:21

old drip. It's ger.

George 49:22

we got, it was just like old drip coffee that was just like, it was like gas station. They've got the pot, the, the

Justin 49:28

yes, that's

George 49:28

was. it? The orange one is decaf and the red

Brent 49:31

one

George 49:31

is regular. Yeah. Black or silver or black. It's black. Black is regular and you'd just get like this old ass like drip coffee. Yeah. It's and then we were like, we were all kinda we, we were all kinda like flustered about it and then we walked out and we looked at the sign again and it was like, they do

Brent 49:47

have, he's they didn't lie.

George 49:48

what the sign says. Anyway, we gotta answer this question. I think that I feel like if I'm summarizing. We didn't quite get a clear enough, we didn't get any guide rails from the uncle. So you're not, it's not your fault that you ordered

Brent 50:01

No I would even imagine that the uncle probably wanted to treat them. Yeah. Wasn't that hungry himself. Just so just got a coffee'cause he wasn't hungry. And then you're probably imagining the He ate annoyed looks

Justin 50:13

ate. He ate earlier.

George 50:14

he might've eaten earlier. Yeah. I don't

Justin 50:17

You don't know. You don't know me.

George 50:18

Yeah, so you didn't do anything wrong. You don't have to offer to pay you if you want to offer to pay like you always can, but that's always such a weird thing when people are like I can pay. And it just gets awkward.

Brent 50:31

But also just to be on the safe side, maybe move towns, change names and don't ever speak to these people again, just so you don't have to.

George 50:37

Yeah, absolutely. Change

Justin 50:38

protection.

George 50:39

witness protection. You gotta get into witness protection. But you didn't do anything wrong. Solved. We did it. Second one, guys, the, I'm gonna warn you, I'm gonna give a big warning here that. Feel free to use that veto power on this one because I feel like this is not one that we should weigh in on. I just, it was just like too, I, it was too, I don't know. I had to put it

Justin 50:58

put too real, too close to

George 50:59

real too close to home. I had to put, not too close to home, but I really, in re real reality, I don't think that either of us, any of us, either of us, either of the three of us.

Brent 51:08

Either of us,

George 51:09

I don't think we're qualified at all to weigh in on this and we'll all get canceled for Mitch saying anything about this. Okay? But I do wanna read it to you and feel free to veto it or we can answer it my

Justin 51:21

highway the danger zone.

George 51:24

Okay. My boss scheduled a meeting to warn me. My breasts are inappropriate. Do you guys want to veto yet or

Brent 51:33

going? You had me at breasts.

George 51:35

Alright, we're, I'm gonna give you an opportunity after every paragraph to veto this. Hello. I'm a girl in my twenties and I work for a small, medium sized company. Anyone veto still going. All right.

Justin 51:49

veto dial.

George 51:50

Okay. Today my boss scheduled a meeting to discuss my behavior, so I went in there confused. And the meeting was even more confusing because he started saying he wanted to address my inappropriate behaviors at work before he gets HR involved. I was very confused because I didn't, I don't do anything like that. So I asked him if he can please clarify, and he started telling me that my breasts and how I handle them are highly inappropriate for a workplace. And he was saying again that he wanted to talk about them and give me a warning before getting HR involved. What he was getting at was this, I have bigger than average breasts, so since I was younger, I've had the habit of resting them on a table or a desk when I sit or I put one of my arms under them or cross my arms underneath to support them. By the way, I don't rest them on the desk much when I'm around other people. I mostly do that when I'm on my desk, and if I do that around other people, it's primarily when I'm typing the meeting notes because I'm leaning forward to type or something. Sometimes it's just naturally like that because I'm a bit short, so the most of the times when I'm around others I just have my arms underneath. It goes on like that for a while. It was really uncomfortable to talk about my body clothes and even underwear briefly with him for almost half an hour. Blah, blah, blah. I felt really uncomfortable and embarrassed. I want to go talk to hr, but he mentioned HR first. Please gimme advice on what I should do. I'm not sure if I should go to hr. I'm also worried that HR would've a negative impact. I don't know what I talk about with HR as confidential. I'm very confused about what happened. It's, and it was very professional. Is she being harassed? Is she being. What do

Brent 53:33

right. I'm not qualified to comment on this one, but I don't mind. like

Justin 53:38

she should have been going to HR first. As someone who actually runs a company and has, you have, do you have HR.

George 53:47

Yeah. Oh man,

Brent 53:49

me

Justin 53:49

Brent are just two lunatics out here. So

George 53:52

yeah, I, so as somebody runs an actual business. You made a huge mistake calling somebody into your office to talk about their

Brent 54:01

That's what I'm saying.

George 54:02

made a huge

Brent 54:03

period. like,

Justin 54:04

but you should applaud her'cause she's like saying, she's she's handy capable.

Brent 54:07

Yeah. You

George 54:08

This. Wow. I was gonna let that one just C right by

Justin 54:13

She's talking about

George 54:14

we just got can.

Justin 54:15

she needs support, and so she uses like different things should applaud her.

George 54:21

I, she actively said, she's like, Hey, I'm, I'm like resting my breasts on stuff around the office. I feel about as wrong as I thought I was going to bringing this out. There were a bunch of answers to this

Brent 54:34

Oh, sure.

George 54:35

On the interweb. I don't know what it's, I don't know what it's like having those. Especially if it's

Justin 54:40

but as someone who runs a company, you can't bring someone into your office and talk about the breasts.

George 54:45

No. If you were gonna do that, if you're the boss in this scenario, you go to your HR person and say, is this appropriate? How do I bring it up? What am I supposed to do in that? If you have HR. You the boss, go to them and say, Hey, what am I? Because I guarantee that if you ask your HR department, Hey, should I bring this 20 somethings, employee into my office with nobody else there specifically to talk about her breasts for 30 minutes? Nope. Shouldn't do that

Brent 55:20

No that's what I'm saying, at the end of the day. Regardless of how he feels about what might be inappropriate or where she's placing them. If it's not another human, then her response to it should simply be, don't look at my breasts, period. Why if they're on the table, you don't need to even know that because you shouldn't. Like of course most of us adults would just ignore it and let someone go about doing whatever. Like it's, I doubt she's doing it in a way that looks like she's trying to be provocative about it. So let it slide. What are you talking about? Funnily enough though I'll tack on one small thing to this'cause

George 55:53

About how your balls are so big that you have

Justin 55:55

I have to place them

Brent 55:56

on too. No, for the heavy breast thing. So whenever I

George 55:58

Okay. Careful, Brent. Careful

Brent 56:01

When I was going about

George 56:02

Be so careful, Brent.

Brent 56:04

I'm fine. When I was getting the patent for my rise mount device, this device I'm developing to hold a switch or a, phone at. Eye level and it anchors under your thighs when you're seated. And the closest product that existed to this was a similar thing that would just like, anchor under your thighs, but it had a telescoping arm on top of it with little lock-in pins that had no way that had TTY holders on the top of it. It

Justin 56:31

see, this is the thing that

George 56:33

so this is like a.

Justin 56:34

This is real

George 56:35

is like a

Brent 56:35

For yeah. For women with very large breasts. It's, yeah, like they're heavy, obviously, you know. But this is a, you had advice for like, when you're at home to be more comfortable on the couch that it just keeps so yeah. Come. Yeah. I'm sure this girl, yeah. This girl's just trying to get some freaking relief. Yeah. Leave her alone.

George 56:50

is there, can we like I'm trying to think of if there's like an analogous thing that is non. Sexual or not so taboo. That would be like, that'd be like hey, would your boss bring you in for some other way that you sit? Like you lean against the wall in a weird way, or I don't like how you've always got your elbow. Do you know what I'm saying? Like another thing that's just is there another thing that your boss could bring you in and say I don't like the way your posture is.

Brent 57:17

Sure. Maybe if someone was going around and noticeably just maybe I just kept putting my butt on things, like in a subtle way, but just everything I'm touching when I'm somebody, I've just, you just teabagging it. I've just got my butt going around Teabagging saying that'd probably be something that'd be like, Hey man, you gotta. You gotta quit tea bagging stuff. Arresting

Justin 57:31

them or resting them on the counter.

George 57:34

but what if you had a, what if you had like back problems and you just needed to some support, like against the wall or the water cooler or somebody's

Brent 57:41

coffee. And this won't but if I walked up to

George 57:44

Yeah, Brent,

Justin 57:46

moose Snuggle, here's a play by Brent just walked over the corner of the table and plopped his sack

George 57:51

He did.

Brent 57:52

Yeah. I'm saying like that could be considered inappropriate.

Justin 57:54

or I like my short shorts that I like to wear. George, you like, I think you

George 57:57

I got you those short

Justin 57:58

I know. So are those, if we wore those to the office, would they be inappropriate?

George 58:03

Yeah, that's a dress code thing as opposed to I can't, I couldn't think of an analogy to this one. Anyway, I think we're gonna go with the answer like. Yeah, your boss fucked up. He

Justin 58:12

He done fucked up. It

George 58:13

sound like it doesn't sound like he was trying to be sexually harassing if I like to give the generous

Brent 58:20

No I'm sure he wasn't aiming to do that,

George 58:22

but he fucked up man.

Brent 58:24

he fucked up and I'm sure he was having. He was thinking about her boobs a lot. That is the reason he came in to so maybe he needs break more time thinking about

George 58:32

Yeah. I don't, I look, I don't think that, I don't think you have to like. Take down the company over this, but you probably should get HR involved. Even just to help this guy be a better manager.'cause that's not a good thing to do. We made it through that guys.

Justin 58:49

Is it time for two truths in a

George 58:53

Do you have one

Brent 58:53

it's Two lies. Two lies Two

Justin 58:55

lies in a gig. Two

George 58:56

lies. in a gig.

Brent 58:56

Yeah. Let me pull my reminder. Bullshit

Justin 59:00

Bullshit bullshit.

George 59:02

I do have a couple more advices too, but they're okay. They're Okay.

Justin 59:07

not time for our sponsor.

Brent 59:09

okay. I got my, I got my three stories here. Okay. Okay.

George 59:14

all right, so the premise of this is, two of these stories are, two of these stories are fake stories. And one of them is a real story.

Brent 59:21

one of them is something that actually happened. The fake stories.

Justin 59:24

You gotta tell people what you do'cause you

Brent 59:26

That's right. I, we didn't really say that. My job my normal source of income is that I'm a dueling piano player. Something that George has also done in his past as well. And for those of you that aren't familiar with the concept. It is a style of live entertainment that has two pianos up on stage. And for hours we work in pairs with a partner and we'll take turns playing songs that are all audience requests. And then we do a lot of kind of improv comedy, audience interaction, things like that. A lot of crazy antics will end up happening from time to time on these particular stories. I have structured them in such a way that I've. Pull. Even the lies I've pulled elements of reality from, but ultimately don't amount to something that actually happened feels

George 1:00:10

like cheating. And all the people at this place are sober, totally sober.

Brent 1:00:17

Definitely not that which actually leads me into my first story of these things. So this one I titled handstand finale. And this was, you've probably, sometimes we'll do this bit where we will have particularly newlyweds coming up to the stage a lot of the time, or people that are engaged just, to a couple in short. And we'll, just a simple thing to do is you'll sit the guy down first. Start doing the, the song Pony by Genuine. And then you'll have him sit, actually have the guy sit down, have the girl do a little bit of a lap dance first, but then quickly switch it up and say, no, you know what, we're gonna do this the other way around and have the guy give you lap dance. And then we just encourage him to get more and more ridiculous with it. One thing that's been pretty funny is that I'll tell them to if you can get upside down before I finish this course, then I'll buy you a drink. And usually they'll end up doing like a. Handstand thing, but put their feet like on the piano, which ends up putting like their balls in their face and it's just, it's a funny position. It gets a good laugh outta the crowd, which is hilarious. It's, yeah, so it is funny. It always works pretty well, but in this case, he goes and puts his feet up, but instead of putting them like on the piano, like I, I think he was trying to do that, but the guy just definitely lost his balance and we have tables directly in front of there. He fell across the tables, knocked down every single drink on at least two tables. I think the other one was like toppled, but the, we have these big, they call'em schooner. They're like these big bulls. One of these things broke though. Cut the shit outta the guy. Not, I don't think, I doubt he went to the hospital over it, but enough that like they had to clear some of the crowd outta the way to come out with a mop and get blood off the floor from what had happened there. Second story, all the, I'm gonna switch it up by slightly saying I wasn't. It. This was at work, but I wasn't on stage. Still happening at a gig, so I think it qualifies. But this one was taking place right outside of the bar that I was out there talking to a friend, and we have mounted patrol on sixth Street, or at least we used to. They shut down the streets historically and

George 1:02:21

mounted on horses.

Brent 1:02:22

they mount horses. They need to bring that back. I know. I think they're still around somewhere that we just don't see'em as much in front of the bar. But in this case. One of them had their horse parked. Do you park a horse? What do you do to a horse?

Justin 1:02:34

This is Texas. We should know. We

Brent 1:02:35

We should know that he had, there's his horse hit, but it wasn't hitched. It was just parked. It was just

George 1:02:39

it was just parked

Brent 1:02:40

yeah. He parked his horse near Pete's. And I could see the cops over there doing cop things.

George 1:02:47

he stopped his

Brent 1:02:47

horse. Yeah. And there was a, he stopped his horse. And there was this pair. Of really drunk guys that I had seen partying all night at Pete's. They come out and they just start bullshitting with each other. I don't remember what escalated it as much as it did, but started saying, man I'll do whatever. I don't give a shit. And then one of'em was like, man, bet you won't go punch that horse. And I said, oh, yeah, I will. I'm going. As sure as this the world, this guy walks over to the horse. Balls up his fist, punches the shit out of the horse in his face. The horse like rears his neck back, just knocks the guy on his ass. It didn't take even one second before the cops were just swarming on this guy, beating the shit out of him as well. He gets arrested. I'm sure, probably charged for felony assault officer or whatever. Story

George 1:03:36

the horses are considered,

Brent 1:03:39

they're considered officers, I believe. Yeah.

Justin 1:03:41

they are

Brent 1:03:42

yeah. Really

George 1:03:42

a man. I hope that one's not true, because I don't want to think that a horse got punched, but I also hope it is true because I'cause just like the vengeance, justice that I want to happen to anybody who punches a horse.

Brent 1:03:54

Third story also involving a very drunk guy, but we, so you might know this George, from going up there, but in the office upstairs. There's a little mini fridge, which is mostly for if we wanna bring our, some of our food in to have, or Tim keeps a lot of his shit up there. The GM of the club, but he also almost always has either one or two bottles of crystal just in case someone comes. They don't keep it normally behind the bar, but if someone comes in, they're like, Hey, we want your best shit, then he is got like expensive champagne to sell them. We also have like cheap bottles of champagne that comes out with a the, they call it the Cadillac package. It's a little mini. Grand piano that they put a couple a, a bottle of champagne and a schooner in the back of, and the door guys carry it out there and they have sparklers and it's a whole production. They always have the champagne in there, but one of the parties was wanting to be fancy and they'd swapped it out with Kristol and at the request of the guy that was hosting the party. And they go and set the thing down, put the scooter on the table, put the champagne out there, and the drunkest fucking idiot in the group, grabs the champagne, pops it off, and just starts shaking it everywhere. Just sprays. They had maybe a quarter if that, like a fifth of that bottle was left when he got done. And I, nobody fought, but the guy that paid like he was pretty mad. So anyway. Two of those stories are bullshit, or at least don't amount to a total truth. The other one is absolutely true in every bit.

Justin 1:05:23

I feel like Brent's really good at telling stories,

George 1:05:26

Yeah, he is so good.

Justin 1:05:27

can weave some tails

George 1:05:29

and you guys are missing the visual elements'cause there's a lot of visual elements to these stories, especially winding up to punch the Which man, the christelle. I've never had christelle Have you guys had it? It

Brent 1:05:40

I have I did a private party with Nick Jany over at

George 1:05:45

out to Nick Jankey.

Brent 1:05:46

to Nick Jankey over at some rich guy's house here in Austin. And this guy just had everything there and he gave us some christelle that he, they, he sat on each of our pianos, a bottle of the. Don Julio. 19 0 42. 1942. Yeah. But that was the party that I had Kristal, and I gotta say, it didn't taste really that much different to me than any other average run of the mill champagne I've ever had

Justin 1:06:08

Once you get, start getting into higher priced champagne, it starts tasting like dirty It's more and more like funk.

George 1:06:15

Our

Justin 1:06:15

I like mums.

George 1:06:16

to, I've never had Krista, but I don't really like champagne that much.

Justin 1:06:20

What about miosis?

George 1:06:21

yeah, mimosas are

Brent 1:06:23

yeah, and maybe that's the thing too, is I'm not the biggest fan of champagne. Like I'll drink it, but I'm not a big fan of it. So it's if you give me a really fancy version of something I'm already not that big of a fan of, it's like me. Okay, fine.

Justin 1:06:33

This sounds like champagne problems.

George 1:06:35

champagne. problems, a new segment. Visa. Okay, good. That's pretty good. Okay, so we gotta find,

Justin 1:06:44

We gotta figure out which one's the truth.

George 1:06:46

Yeah. So the first, oh, hold on. Let's recap. The first story was the, oh, I forgot the first story. Now. The guy, guy fell over. Guy fell over, cut

Justin 1:06:55

I feel like that could be real because of I've been to Pete's and people get drunken idiots all the time, so that sounds like a drunken idiot moment. Especially if you try to do a handstand and you're hammered. Like, how many times have we done dumb shit hammered?

Brent 1:07:08

Oh, yeah.

George 1:07:10

Seven

Justin 1:07:12

veto.

George 1:07:12

Yeah. No, that could definitely could have happened. The second one was punching the horse. Punching the horse sounds a little like, sounds a little, that sounds a little like comic book. It's, that sounds a little. To fa

Justin 1:07:23

I actually know someone that happened to. Is spring break years ago in Miami. They like came out drunk and slapped the horse's ass and he, they got arrested because it was, they got it's a police officer

Brent 1:07:35

Although I will say, let's just let's presuppose and pretend that this is the true story for a minute about the horse. But compared to slapping a horse's ass, which like I could see some idiot doing it, like punching something in the face is a very different thing.

Justin 1:07:48

really rude.

Brent 1:07:49

on the ass,

Justin 1:07:49

that's really rude. What'd the horse do to you?

Brent 1:07:51

Exactly. Yeah.

George 1:07:52

I'm so mad about that story whether

Brent 1:07:54

might not be true,

George 1:07:55

Yeah. If it wasn't, if it's not true, shame on you for

Justin 1:07:59

yeah. Why do you wanna hurt horses? Brent, what did they

George 1:08:02

you trying to imaginary hurt these hurt imaginary horses? I don't know. I just don't know if Brent would commit such an atrocious sin as punching an imaginary horse in an imaginary story. So

Justin 1:08:13

I could also see someone like being an idiot and grabbing the champagne and spraying

George 1:08:18

Yeah, man. I'm gonna go, you know what? I feel like I waited in first, last time. Neither of us won last time, we both guess different fake

Brent 1:08:27

stories. It's

Justin 1:08:28

he's really good at selling the story.

George 1:08:30

Sells

Brent 1:08:30

the story. Does it need to be, does it need to be two truths on the next one? Is it

George 1:08:35

no. I like it.

Justin 1:08:37

A

George 1:08:37

I like it. Hard. Daddy.

Justin 1:08:38

Yeah, I'm gonna go with the first one'cause I could definitely see some it would probably be me. Yeah. Trying to do a handstand and falling.

George 1:08:48

Okay. All right.

Brent 1:08:48

And I'll also mention that whenever, once I don't remember if I did this last time, but if I reveal, I, I will also, once I reveal, I will also. Let you know what point of the bullshit story makes it bullshit, because like I said, they do stem from elements

Justin 1:09:04

Yeah. Okay. So

Brent 1:09:05

I'll let you know what turns it into a, oh,

Justin 1:09:06

So now I'm rethinking it.'cause like maybe this guy fell, but maybe he didn't cut himself up and there wasn't blood all over the place at the move tables.

George 1:09:14

Yeah. I don't I don't know. What are you gonna go with because I can,

Justin 1:09:19

know what, I'm gonna stand by. I'm gonna stand by my

George 1:09:21

So it was the guy, so hold on. Handstand. Guy who falls over and gets cut was number one. Second one was horse punch story. Third one was, drunk guy wastes all the crystal and it's super expensive. How expensive is a bottle of Crystal? Like a hundred dollars?

Brent 1:09:35

I have no idea. ounce at a bar.

Justin 1:09:38

Hold on, let me ask

Brent 1:09:38

Yeah, like Tim's probably charging 400 bucks

George 1:09:41

it's gotta be like a couple hundred bucks at

Brent 1:09:43

Yeah,

Justin 1:09:43

Yeah. It's enough to where it piss you

George 1:09:45

Yeah. that sounds true man. I'm gonna, I'm I'm gonna, I'm gonna weigh in and say that the horse story is. The Wait. No, it's two fake So I'm trying to pick the one true one. I'm gonna say that Chris Dial is the true That's what, that's my vote

Brent 1:10:02

Alright. With the votes locked

George 1:10:03

Hold on. Did Justin, are you locking

Justin 1:10:05

I am. Locking in.

George 1:10:06

You're locking in on the handstand guy.

Justin 1:10:08

I'm locking on the hands. Okay. So it's about. 300 bucks

Brent 1:10:12

Okay. There you go. So probably 500 bucks at Pete's.

George 1:10:14

We're both ge, we're both guessing and voting. That horse punch is fake, hoping that horse punch is

Justin 1:10:21

Yeah. Otherwise, there's a terrible human being

Brent 1:10:24

I will now reveal to you guys that the true story is horse

George 1:10:27

God dammit. Ah, we're

Justin 1:10:29

God, what an

Brent 1:10:30

an idiot. Zero.

Justin 1:10:32

We suck

Brent 1:10:33

This game game. Yeah, but for real, like I guarantee that guy would've I, he must've gotten in so much trouble like those cops. Fucked him up, dude.

Justin 1:10:43

Yeah, who holds off and like really punches a horse.

Brent 1:10:46

No. And he did it for no reason. Literally, his buddy that was also wasted was just like egging him on. It was just literally one of the things of bet you won't do. And the guy's bullshit, watch me. No reason let's turn a fun night into a felony charge for but as you said you absolutely called it on the thing. Like I, the, there, there definitely has been someone that fell and knocked over all the. Tables and drinks. I've never seen someone do it in a way that cut them up really bad. Yeah. You're so right. Yeah. You're right about that. Also with the crystal thing, that one that we do have crystal at the bar. We do offer the champagne like. Cadillac packages. I've never seen anyone spray that champagne across the

George 1:11:24

I just want everybody to, everybody needs to know that every time Brent says champagne, he does a shake weight motion. Like he's holding the and shaking the bottle of champagne.

Brent 1:11:35

champagne.

George 1:11:35

Yeah, he is Got the champagne shake. God, man. Hey, if that guy is listening to this podcast, fuck you,

Brent 1:11:41

right? Yeah. I

Justin 1:11:43

place in hell for people to punch his horses.

George 1:11:45

Yeah. Who punches a horse?

Brent 1:11:46

But the horse defended himself pretty well too. Like the horse when he like reached back and popped him with his head, was a much, that guy got hurt, way worse than the horse did. If those would've only been the only two impacts, he already lost that exchange. But then the cops came over and beat the shit out of him.

Justin 1:12:00

That's called the fuck around to find out.

Brent 1:12:02

Exactly.

George 1:12:03

Yeah. Jesus Christ. Could you imagine being that guy applying for a job somewhere? Hey, we see you've got a felony. What is it? What was it? Tell us about it.

Justin 1:12:14

He's definitely not allowed in Canada. If you have a felony, you're not allowed in

George 1:12:17

Oh, you punched a horse? No, you can't work here. Of course that

Justin 1:12:21

we have morals,

George 1:12:23

Yeah. Angers.

Justin 1:12:24

This is a family run

George 1:12:25

We have sex offenders here, but we do not hire hunch. Horse punchers. Hunch. Put PORs horse punch. God so

Brent 1:12:33

Horse punchers.

Justin 1:12:34

Horse

George 1:12:34

Horse punchers. Horse punchers. Easy for you to say. Thanks, Brent. Do you guys do you guys wanna answer one more question?

Brent 1:12:41

Yeah,

Justin 1:12:41

sure.

George 1:12:42

sure. Okay. So here's here's, let's see, I'm gonna skip that one. Here we go. Income soon to double with new job advice. I currently live very comfortably on 80,000 euros a year. Euros is monopoly money that they use in Yeah, sure. Exclusively so I currently live very comfortably on 80,000 euros a year. I've recently been hired for a new position that offers compensation of 162,000 euros a year. I'm 30 years old living in Europe after paying off my house, et cetera.

Brent 1:13:17

Oh, that's why the euros.

George 1:13:18

Yeah. Oh,'cause Europe, that makes a lot of sense. After paying off my house, et cetera. One is what is one left to do? I currently don't feel financially limited, and it's not like I'll start wearing high fashion brands or blowing money on fancy cars. The only thing I can really think of is investing and retiring early, but that seems so far away. I know this is a luxury problem to have, but I grew up poor and I'm really struggling with what to do. Thanks in advance for any help.

Justin 1:13:45

Make that money, play a

George 1:13:48

Make that money, play a

Brent 1:13:49

got, I fell off a little bit at the end because I was just imagining him romantically on a car with money blowing it.'cause he was saying blowing money on a car and I just got that

Justin 1:13:59

making it rain. He's got those money guns. It's like that saying, wait, if I win the lottery, I won't tell anyone, but there'll be signs.

George 1:14:06

I think that Brent is implying

Brent 1:14:07

that he was affiliating the money. Yeah, he

George 1:14:09

coating yeah. Anthropomorphize the money. And it's, it also doesn't say that this is it doesn't say male or female on this one. Just that they're 30 living in Europe, making too much money. What do I do with all this money I make?

Justin 1:14:21

You could change, you could do things. Maybe give it away, maybe help people. Maybe

Brent 1:14:25

just not only that, but maybe this is gonna sound like a crazy concept. You're actually allowed to save it too. And that way whenever you're not making as much when you're older, then you can,

Justin 1:14:32

yeah. One day you're not gonna be able to make the money. Dog.

George 1:14:35

there's one bit that I'm gonna veto and that's giving reasonable advice. Veto. I'm gonna veto that. Reasonable advice.

Brent 1:14:41

Alright, then

Justin 1:14:42

what if you want caviar every night, you need to make some money,

Brent 1:14:45

Then obviously what you should do with that much money is two chicks at the same time.

George 1:14:48

Yeah. Or would I God, yeah. But that's crazy to just, it seems like wild to just double your, amazing. That's a big jump. Congratulations.

Justin 1:14:58

Yeah

Brent 1:14:58

yeah.

Justin 1:14:59

take the money.

Brent 1:15:01

Do

Justin 1:15:01

the thing. Change the world.

George 1:15:03

Yeah, You could save it if you want to. I think that you should go on every time Steam does like a steam sale, you should buy like every game that's on sale.

Brent 1:15:15

because you'll be, you'll definitely be able to play'em all.

Justin 1:15:17

Go on a trip, man. Go have some fun Travel.

Brent 1:15:20

I say travel.

Justin 1:15:21

Yeah. Go to Thailand.

Brent 1:15:23

see

Justin 1:15:24

Get like five ties. Have a good time.

Brent 1:15:27

piece of info we don't have though is we know that he's got a lot of money, but is this job demanding on his time? Like maybe you're making a lot of money, but you don't have any time to spend it, and that's a different conversation.

George 1:15:36

see. What does one to do? Yeah. It doesn't say, it just says they're doubling. Their

Justin 1:15:42

a bitch and take the money.

George 1:15:43

Take the money. They're definitely taking the money. I don't think that they're asking whether or not to take the money. They're for sure taking the money.

Justin 1:15:49

Get a cook

Brent 1:15:50

Then I think you run after that. Take

George 1:15:52

the money and run. Yeah. Hire a cook for a week. Just hire like a chef for a week. If

Justin 1:15:57

If I won the lottery, I'd get a chef. Even though I love the cook. That'd be rad. That'd be like one indulgence is like a cool chef.

George 1:16:07

I think it would be cool. To get like a bunch of dogs, get a big yard and like a bunch of dogs. Have you ever seen those videos where they're like, they go to Dog Island or something and it's just like

Justin 1:16:18

but you gotta take care of all those dogs. That's a lot of work. Then you have to hire someone to take care of all those

George 1:16:23

Yeah, pay for that. They basically got their salary plus another salary. They're saying they don't know need. They have two salaries now versus one

Justin 1:16:32

Yeah. You could hire someone to do something

George 1:16:35

Yeah. hire different people for different parts of the year. Let's say that you're, let's say that they keep everything else exactly the same, like they don't change their lifestyle or anything like that.$80,000 you could spend, like every month you hire somebody to do a different thing. So you have a cook one month and you could have a full-time. What else? Like a masseuse ma. Yeah, a

Justin 1:17:00

masseuse would be fun every day

George 1:17:02

for a month. Get one new hire every month. What else? A driver. That would be pretty cool. Just one month you have a driver. Yeah,

Justin 1:17:14

Keep the car running. Keep it up front.

Brent 1:17:15

one month. He could have A mini fridge.

George 1:17:17

a mini fridge. can you just buy a mini fridge?

Justin 1:17:21

But this is

Brent 1:17:22

But that doesn't fit the Exercise

Justin 1:17:23

Yes. yeah.

George 1:17:24

It's, yeah. Is you right? That was my bad. I vetoed this exercise. Exercise vetoed.

Justin 1:17:33

exercise. Vetoed

George 1:17:34

I think you should have a, I think you should have a fridge, but like a full size fridge with mini fridge stuff in it. You know what I mean?

Justin 1:17:41

Ooh. Like mini foods.

George 1:17:42

if I doubled my, if I doubled my salary, I would just get a full-sized fridge and it would just be like a drink fridge.

Brent 1:17:50

with mini fridges inside of it. Mini like a Russian doll situation of refrigerators.

George 1:17:54

Oh, that would be cool. I don't hate that. I'm not gonna veto Russian doll mini

Brent 1:18:00

frame

George 1:18:01

inside of regularized

Justin 1:18:02

of genius.

Brent 1:18:03

Hey, there we go.

Justin 1:18:04

Yeti, if you're listening,

George 1:18:06

Yeah.

Justin 1:18:06

Make us a cooler that's inside a cooler. Inside a mini

George 1:18:09

Isn't that what, hold on. Isn't that what Yeti is? Isn't it a cooler inside of a cooler? There's so much insulation and how much in Trasher? I think they should also get into like retro fads. Like really get into collecting Pokemon cards. Pokemon cards isn't a retro fad. That's like now that's like cool now, right?

Brent 1:18:28

I think it still has a strong following. Sure.

Justin 1:18:30

Probably huge I play with my kids. It's pretty funny. You try to catch it all.

George 1:18:36

I've played Pokemon. Are you talking about Pokemon Go?

Justin 1:18:39

No, like the card that's what it was. It was like, it's like a card game

George 1:18:44

but you'd get really into get really into Pokemon Go, I think is what you should

Justin 1:18:49

that sounds like Actually. We had someone that was showing up outside of our house and it was like creepy dude sitting in a car that no one knew and. Finally one of our neighbors confronted him was like, yo, what are you doing here? Like early in the morning or like late in the evening, and it was some dude that was just like, apparently there's like a geotag gym in our park. And so this dude was just coming and sitting in his car to play Pokemon

George 1:19:18

that is awesome. I feel like I heard you. I feel like you told me that

Justin 1:19:24

Yeah. That was Jonathan's John, like they're parked outside of Jonathan's house. Just like creepy dude in his car. No one knows what he's doing. No one knows who he is.

George 1:19:32

Yeah. The don't park outside of Jonathan's

Justin 1:19:35

No.'cause you will

George 1:19:36

die.

Justin 1:19:37

Yes.

George 1:19:38

die.

Justin 1:19:38

Has many laser beams.

George 1:19:41

I think. Man, I'm just obsessed with what you could do with an extra fridge, with an extra s salary worth of just have a fridge that's full of like hot dogs or something like, I don't know. Get an extra fridge full of something.

Brent 1:19:55

Not, but not hot dogs. That's a lot of

Justin 1:19:57

of hot dogs

George 1:19:58

But hot dogs last, I guess I was thinking because hot dogs last for a really long time.

Brent 1:20:02

Oh yeah.

George 1:20:03

Like you wouldn't have to freeze. How long do hot We'll solve that on

Brent 1:20:07

freezing it?

George 1:20:08

without freezing a hot dog. Like how long would a hot dog

Brent 1:20:10

I would've guessed like a month.

George 1:20:11

Do you get, do you have a over under on?

Justin 1:20:14

Here's the thing. So if you get really good hot dogs

Brent 1:20:17

They'll last less.

Justin 1:20:18

they'll last less. Yeah. If you get those ones that are in

Brent 1:20:21

the Yeah, I think we're talking about like ballpark francs, right?

George 1:20:23

Yeah. we're talking

Justin 1:20:24

If you got like a ballpark, they're probably lasting for a long time. It's probably like a, is probably like that, American cheese that doesn't actually melt under,

George 1:20:32

guys fire I just found on Reddit advice. Are hot dogs still okay to eat until their best before date? If the package has been unopened? People need to know about hot Anyway. We'll, on another episode I think we solved it. I think the answer is fill up mini fringes with stuff like you need to get into Pokemon Go.

Justin 1:20:51

Yeah.

George 1:20:52

Get a ski.

Justin 1:20:53

Ooh, Kenny Power style

George 1:20:55

ski. Do. Is that right? Ski. Do. Ski Do

Brent 1:20:59

the those are two different things. One is a snowmobile and the other is a jet ski, p, personal watercraft, whatever you wanna call them. Yeah, just get

George 1:21:06

get both. Thanks for joining us on this episode. Do we wanna lock in a name? Do we wanna lock it in? Do we wanna lock in? Veto the podcast. I don't wanna lead us there by the nose. I'm

Brent 1:21:18

I like it.

George 1:21:19

Justin shrugging your shoulders. We

Brent 1:21:22

want do veto the veto

George 1:21:24

You can veto it if you want

Justin 1:21:26

I don't know if I want to veto it. It feels good, but I don't know if it feels right, but maybe it

George 1:21:33

We could change it later.

Justin 1:21:34

Yeah, we can veto it later, would you say?

George 1:21:37

Yeah. We could veto it later. I'm not making merch.

Justin 1:21:40

Why not?

George 1:21:42

You're right. Let's make some merch. Yeah.

Justin 1:21:43

we need ranger panties.

George 1:21:45

guys go to our website at veto the. No, just kidding.

Justin 1:21:50

Veto. The podcast. The podcast.

George 1:21:52

Be do the podcast. The podcast. Thanks for joining us this week on Vito, the podcast. The podcast. You can follow us on social media if you can find us. Brent, Justin, you guys got anything you wanna shout out this week

Justin 1:22:05

shout out

Brent 1:22:06

shout out. to Scott, man. John, we miss you buddy.

Justin 1:22:09

Yeah, buddy. Hold it down. No. Scott out. A shout out for our unveil, our big unveiling this week, but it won't be this week. But we have a very special, our very on slip and slide that's being unveiled this week.

George 1:22:20

We're gonna slip and slide. Brent, you should come slip

Justin 1:22:22

Yeah, we should do a live podcast from the unveiling

George 1:22:26

from the slip and slide. Yeah, that feels like really jumping the shark three episodes in. All right guys. Thanks so much. Uh, slip and slide with us next time on Veto the Podcast. Bye-bye. Are we

Justin 1:22:40

That was some of our best work.