2 Piece Combo - Kah-Bah-Ting

Surprise.. We are hitting you with a two piece combo of the podcast. Shells picks me up in Gallup and we answer some more questions as we drive back to Shiprock. Also will she accept the roast challenge? Stay tuned to find out. Email questions to mikeless@gmail.com

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:34

Damn. I know when he saw you on you when I saw you looking, I was like, damn, damn.

SPEAKER_05 0:39

Like freaking keep his eyes in his head. I was trying to roll my eyes back, bro. Damn. I was trying to, but then just came out and I was like, what's up? I saw that, man.

SPEAKER_04 0:49

I was just like, oh shit, we're recording. What's up, y'all, man? We want to welcome you guys. This is gonna be a two-piece combo, man. Surprise! Surprise, mother sucker. Surprise to your greasy faces. To your greasy faces, man. We want to welcome you guys to the podcast Word Around the Campfire. I am with you gotta say, Word around the campfire.

SPEAKER_07 1:14

Word around the campfire.

SPEAKER_04 1:16

Macho.

SPEAKER_07 1:18

Oh yeah. You were now listening to Word Around the Campfire. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:25

With Mike and Chills. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Because the macho man said to listen to Word Around the Campfire. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:37

Man, that hurt your throat. Hurt your throat. Yeah. Oh, that's gonna freaking hurt, man. We want to welcome you guys to the podcast, man. We are, we just left Gallup. Yeah, we just left Gallop. Shells freaking came in clutch. He picked me up, and we are headed back, man. Holy okay, so Shells is a time traveler.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

Really, bro?

SPEAKER_04 2:03

He's a time traveler, man. He uses witchcraft. Hopey witchcraft, man. Hey, since he's almost close to Hopi side. But he uses witchcraft, man, to travel through time. He was he was an hour behind. Now he's ahead. Damn. How what's your secret, bro? What's your secret, bro?

SPEAKER_05 2:21

It's just, I don't know, bro. Going to travel in Arizona. Man, man. Arizona. Arizona's always behind.

SPEAKER_04 2:30

You hear that Arizona people? You guys are always behind, man. I was just kidding, though. Just kidding, man. Just kidding. They'll get all panty hurt. Yeah, they'll get all butthurt. Butthole lips hurt, man. But man, man. It is freaking um. I'm so glad to have caught her right back with Shells, man. Gives us some time to to to to podcast and just man, just just chill, man. Have a good one. Have a good one, man. Just really good one. We have to stop by uh Starbucks real quick. I think that uh top rubbed off on me, bro. Oh, dang, that top. That that accent. That accent, oh, that res down accent, man. Oh, man. Over there by Red Rock. Yeah, but over there by Red Rock. Over there by Red Rock. Just go over to Starbucks and just get some drinks over there. We'll get some coffee. We'll get some coffee, yeah. Make it real strong. Make a large coffee. Make it hot. That guy's all like, a large cut?

SPEAKER_05 3:28

What do you want a large cut for?

SPEAKER_04 3:32

Oh man, but we got we we stopped by Starbucks, man. We got some got some drinks there, and we are on our way back home to Shiprock. Like I said, it's a two-piece combo weekend, man. That's gonna be the name. You guys are lucky. You guys are very lucky, man. Um honestly count yourself blessed. I went dumb there for a moment, and I was just like, we just oh man, dude, the last podcast was freaking funny, man. Everybody was chiming in, everybody was having a good time, and um they started a war, man. Uh Kessa. Kessa said she's coming for you. She'll want to smoke, guys. Oh, she's gonna want to smoke, man. It's gonna be T.I.50. Damn, T I 50 Cent Play. Man, it's gonna be MM. Shells and uh Kessa B. Yeah, Shells and Kessa B, man. It's gonna be uh Eminem and Banzino. Benzino. That's what it's gonna be, yeah. Eminem and child rule. Eminem and uh NGK. Oh, MGK day! So damn, Kessa's end up like MGK. Oh, damn, Kessa, did you hear that? Just kidding, Kessa. Oh, Kessa, he's calling you out. Yeah, the Etsy Slayer versus the Uncle Slayer. Hey! See who slays better. See who slays better. See who slays better. Oh yeah, the machu man said that.

SPEAKER_03 5:02

Who's gonna win the slaying match? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:06

Is it gonna be Elvin over in the left hand corner? Or is it gonna be Kessa? Oh yeah, when those elbows drop, the Machu man is gonna be standing on the side.

SPEAKER_05 5:18

Oh yeah. Damn, bro. You know what I heard on the podcast? What's here, man? What's your dude? I heard Kessa has fucking tissued elbows, bro. She does, bro. I was like, what the fuck? Freak yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:28

She needs some WD40, cocoa butter, and baby lotion. And and he said, Kessa, you better, you you better come with some arsenal, because uh he's he's good.

SPEAKER_05 5:40

I don't think I don't think that snow cap could cover those elbows.

SPEAKER_04 5:47

Oh man, if you guys are just joining us, you guys are just listening. You guys, you you guys uh don't don't don't be alarmed, alright? It's not shots fired, man. It's not shots fired, and we're gonna have a roast fest, bro. Damn, it's gonna be it's gonna be Kessa versus Shells. Damn. And we're gonna see who wins, and then whoever loses, uh, you freaking um what what what's what's the bet, man? What do you think the bet's gonna be, man? Um let me see. I don't know. We can uh get a tattoo. Damn!

SPEAKER_05 6:20

Tattoo of loser on you. Damn. They gotta confess to the whole listeners that who's the best.

SPEAKER_04 6:27

Oh, damn! Alright, alright, there you go, there you go. So the road says, the rope says, the loser has to confess to all of the world. Because you know what, man, we're in Germany right now. We are worldwide. We're in Germany, we're in Japan, we're freaking in your restroom right now as you push one out. We're worldwide like Kessa is uh jail records.

unknown 6:55

No more, no more.

SPEAKER_04 6:56

Hey, stopping us. Alright, alright, save it for myself. Save it for the battle, save it for the battle. So Kessa, it's a challenge. Do you accept these challenges? And then um uh if you accept these challenges, say yeah. So you guys heard it first, man. We are gonna have a roast battle. It's gonna be shells versus kessa. So Kessa, you better you better start writing, you better start writing those roasters, and but it's sad. She has to write it and just comes off the dome for me. There you go. Oh man. Man, shout out to the freestyle, freestyle roaster, man. Freestyle roaster is gonna stop. Save it, save it, save it, save it, save it, save the save the ammo, man. But um but that res accent though, bro. That res accent, man, just freaking comes out naturally, man.

SPEAKER_05 7:51

I bet you she butchers sheep in like 15 minutes. Man, that skin and everything, man. Skin and everything and guts, bro. Dang, it's uh the wools all washed. I bet you she puts on her skirt and moccasins, bro.

SPEAKER_04 8:03

Dang, but Sonny. Yeah, this is how you cut it.

SPEAKER_03 8:07

This is how you cut it, you cut the shroat first. You let all the blood come out of the shroat. Let it drain out.

SPEAKER_05 8:14

Hey, you know what? I heard those Arizona people can butcher sheep, though.

SPEAKER_04 8:18

You know what? Arizona people, when they butcher, um, they have the superstition that you can't um you can't look um anybody in the eyes. You can't sleep with your ex. You can't sleep with your ex, too, man. So that's why uh they don't they don't look at you in the eyes. They don't look at you in the eyes, man. We are just we are just ranting, man. We are having a good time, man. We are enjoying life, and like I said, we wanted to hit you guys with a two-piece combo for the week, uh, just to give you guys something to listen to uh for the rest of the week, remainder of the week. And again, thank you guys so much for tuning in. Um, we didn't get through all of the questions that we had the last time, but man, people listen. People listen very distinctly.

SPEAKER_02 9:03

And one of the questions that came back in was Oh, Mike never said what he likes to do during the seasons.

SPEAKER_04 9:11

Damn. Dude, and I went back and I listened, and I was like, you know what? Shells did answer it. And he answered that he likes hot cocoa during the winter season. Me, I said I like spring going into summer. Um, I think I think what I like to do is uh hold hands.

SPEAKER_03 9:28

So there I answered it.

SPEAKER_04 9:30

Hold hands and wear volleyball shirts. Whole hands and wear and wear volleyball shirts. There you go. I answered it, alright? Man, dude, for real. Some people like listen close, which is fine, which is fine. You know, look, we got nothing to hide, man. We got nothing to hide. But then some other questions, some interesting questions. Uh I was I was I was so we're gonna get a little funny, we're gonna get a little deep, and we're gonna get a little bit in your ass. So, this one right here, it says, Mike and shells. I know you guys don't like to talk about relationships. I know you guys say that they're always the same one, but I haven't heard this yet. Oh damn. What are your thoughts on prenup? Prenups. Prenup, man. Uh Kanye West, prenup, you know? I never had to sign one, so I don't know, bro. Well, but what what are your thoughts on it, bro? Like, like if you uh if you could do it all over again.

SPEAKER_05 10:30

Man, if you're thinking about a prenup your first time, bro, like when you're getting married, like should I sign a prenup or should I why even fucking married, bro? Oh, dang! Like if you're thinking about shit like that, like, oh, do we go to sign a contract and do and all this bullshit? I mean, why even fucking get married?

SPEAKER_04 10:44

There you go, there you go, there it is, man. There it is. And you guys know my thoughts on marriage, man. I uh like I said, I love hard. I'm all in, man. I am all in in a relationship. Uh that's but that's just me. So I I'm all in, man. You know it. Like it wouldn't screw you up here. I'm all in. When it comes to a relationship. So if it ever did come to marriage, I I I wouldn't I wouldn't sign a prenup. Even if she offered or I offered, I wouldn't even offer, man. That's a dick move, bro.

SPEAKER_05 11:24

But what if you were rich rich though?

SPEAKER_04 11:26

If I was rich rich and I knew that she wasn't shady like that, um, I I wouldn't have a prenup. Because, you know, the old saying, man, what's what's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine, which is which is uh probably like 10% true. Which is probably not even true, but probably not even true, but true, man. You know what? As guys, we we we we try to trick our minds into making it true. But but no, for me, man, like I said, man, I I am all in. Uh prenumps, I I don't know the full factor of what a prenup consists of. Uh, I know that it does mean that if you guys do sign it or if you guys go into an agreement, uh one person. You're fucked. Yeah, you're fucked. And one person could take half of it, one person could screw you over, and then you're just fucked for life, man.

SPEAKER_05 12:15

The thing is, like, if they fucking agree on half of bullshit like that, like money, fucking like cars or whatever, bro. Like, the fucking lady always wins, though.

SPEAKER_06 12:24

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:25

You go to court and the fucking lady always wins, so that's kind of weird. It works like that. Man, man.

SPEAKER_04 12:31

That's yo, no, you're absolutely true, man. Sancho's probably fucking the judge, bro. Hey yo, man. I mean, like, fuck that, man. He ain't he ain't driving my ride. He ain't sleeping in my bed. Shit, man. He ain't paying my PS5. You know, you're not using my loofah. You're not using my loofah, man. I'm gonna fucking fart on it before you use it, so you get pink eye, man. Shit, you ain't wearing my hats. You're not petting my dog. You ain't paying my dog, man. Shit, man. Only thing you can have is my shorts.

SPEAKER_05 13:03

But but when you lose that court battle, he's paying your dog rapidly.

SPEAKER_04 13:06

Oh man, he's petting my dog. Oh, damn. But yeah, that, yo, so yeah. Either you're you're in it to win it, or you're losing to lose. Or you're losing to lose, man. And you're just a fucking loser, and everybody was right. Hey, it's a runner-up, man. Chiproc Chieftains. Hey! Burr burp burp brrr! Just joking, and man, that that was sad, man. Chiproc Chieftains has not been in the state tournament in eight years, and it was heartbreaking, man, that they lost tonight, bro. Uh, you know, shout out to everybody there. You know, just like the Cowboys, maybe next year. Yeah, maybe next year, man. Next year, and then the year after that, and then the year after that. But man, that was yeah, that means I was I was I was excited, I was happy to be from Shibrock um to have uh a team represented in the state finals, you know, even though I I did go to school at Kirtland, graduated in Farmington, you know, so I'm I'm just like uh like a response, man. It's everywhere. Hey, it was everywhere, man. Oh, damn, man. Damn! Holy cow, man. But yeah, when when it when it comes full circle, we're talking about prenums. And uh I'm like I said, man, if if if you're with me, you're with me. Uh hopefully you're you're with me for the right reasons. Not saying, not saying that I'm with anybody again. We got a lot of listeners out there that dictate everything and be like, oh man, we talk about somebody again, you talk about somebody again. Oh, shut the fuck up. Damn, bro. I fucking burn my lip with a fucking coffee. Oh, damn, man. Sipping it. Now your lip's gonna be a oh, oh, freaking ran into a bottle hole. Thanks, Gallop. Oh man. Come on, NECA. Thanks, boo. Thanks, boo, man. Come on, NECA. Come on, NECA. Fix the fix the fucking road, NECA. Damn. Dang, man. You you know NECA is so close to another N word.

unknown 15:03

Damn. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:05

I think that's just uh NECA. You know what you were doing? Damn. With those abbreviations, you know what you were doing. NECA? Where do you work at NUCA? Where you work at NECA? What? NECA.

SPEAKER_05 15:24

So you guys know it's N E C A. Yeah, yeah, it's N E C A.

SPEAKER_04 15:28

So don't we're not saying that we're not we're not saying that in word, alright? So don't get it twisted. Don't don't be like, oh man, they're saying that they're racist. Whatever, man. We're not even, man. We're saying the um the the neck. Yep, neck. Like your baloney neck. And we're just adding uh to it. So it's neck uh. Alright? So say it with me. So say it with us. Alright, good. Say say it with us. Uh yeah, there you go, man. So shout out to see if you say it fast, man. You say it sounds damn, it does sound that close, man. Shit, man. Oh damn. Anyways, man. Yup, Bloody. So, prenums again, man. Prenoms, man. Either you're you're you're with that person to be actually with that person, or you're not, man. So that's that's that's my views on it. Um when it comes down to it, what mine's what's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine. And if we happen to split whatever, you can take whatever you want, because that's not what I was in it for, man. I was in it for you, man. I was in it for you, girl. You know what I'm saying? I was in it for you, Shody.

SPEAKER_06 16:42

Oh, dude, man. Mikey's 12 o'clock voices coming out. Yeah, everybody come on, gather there, man.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

Yo, what up, Shodies? Yeah, what up, ma?

SPEAKER_05 16:56

With what's the reason I was waiting for fucking pretty Ricky to play?

SPEAKER_03 16:59

Pretty Ricky, Mickey, Mickey, Pretty Ricky. It's five in the morning.

SPEAKER_04 17:07

So with saying those words, another question came in. It says, hip-hop slang, we use in middle school, high school. What are your thoughts? Were they dope? Do you still say them? Um no, I don't say them to this day, bro. You don't say what what was uh what what was one of the the the hip hop slang words around your house? Everybody call you bitch. Oh, yeah, damn. Damn, damn, damn. I think uh I I honestly don't know. Like, like I guess Shodi was one of them. Or Z Bum. Like Shodi. And then and then when Cameron came out with hey ma, you know? Hey ma. Hey ma, like you roll up on the shoddy, be like, hey ma. Damn, dude. I wonder if that would work like now, bro. Or if or if um the other person would just like just fucking laugh at your face. Nah, bro, nowadays you gotta whoop out Pokemon card, bro. Pokemon card? Oh man. Yo, check out this Charizard I got. Hey, hey mom. Check out this Charizard I got, man. Hey, yo, hey yo, Ma, check out this Charizard, eh? What you think about this Charizard, eh? You trying to get this hologram or not, man? Hey, man. And then and then one thing, I guess that has a double a double meaning is the word crash out.

SPEAKER_05 18:29

Crash out. Damn. You know, you know how that was the 90s word first, bro.

SPEAKER_04 18:34

Yeah, that was the 90s word first. If you guys are are are not up to par, you know what I'm saying? You guys are suckers, though. Yep, you guys are suckers, man. You guys need to freaking go back in time or something. Hey, time travel with me. Time travel with shells, and but crash out nowadays means a breakdown, freak out. Stupid. Crash out back in my days was peace out, want to sleep. Hey, Mikey, I'm crashing out now, bro. Yeah, man. If so, Shell said, say it again.

SPEAKER_05 19:02

Hey, Mikey, I'm crashing out, bro. Oh man, what happened? Are you okay? Like, what the fuck? Like, what the hell? Tired, man.

SPEAKER_04 19:10

Make Mikey worried, be like, what the fuck? Yo, man, chill out, man. Don't don't don't crash out, man. Just everything's gonna be okay. She'll be back. She'll be back.

SPEAKER_06 19:24

She don't like eating like eating.

SPEAKER_04 19:31

Yeah, man. So crash out means two meanings nowadays, man. Back I I like I like our version, man. Yeah, our version. Where it was like um, I you know, going to crash out because I'm tired, you know. But now crash out means that you're gonna have a flip out, you're gonna have a mental breakdown. You act dumb, man. You're gonna act dumb, and you deserve to get slapped. Hey, oh shit, man. What the hell? There's a fucking skinwalker on the road, man. What the hell, man? I seemed him, he looked at me. What the hell? He looked at me. He looked at me. Roll back his eyes. Yeah, man. Like he was enjoying it. What the hell? What in the hell? What in the hell, man? But hip hop terms, man. Hip hop slang, uh, do people still use them nowadays? No, they use them like in a stupid word, though. In a stupid word. Like crash out. Yeah. Yeah. What the hell? Man, there's a lot of people walking on the road tonight, man. If you guys don't know, we're on our way back from Gallup to Ship Rock. I'm driving on my side of the road. Michelle's gonna drive on the other side of the road. The fast lane. The fast lane. But yeah, hip-hop words, man. Uh, did you guys use them back in the day? What was your favorite hip-hop word? Or your favorite slang word? Um, mine was uh back in the day. I mean, it wasn't hip-hop or anything like that, but uh guzzle it. Damn, guzzle it. Guzzle it and then gank. Gank. There you go, bringing back a bunch of memories. Bring you back a bunch of memories, man. I remember we would used to say that, man. Gank it. Yeah, gank it. Especially when especially when TBA had their um their warrior sales. Damn. You know, they'd be like, man, I'm a gink of candy. I'm a gank of candy. Oh, man, that's a freaking, yeah, that was always my favorite word, gank, man. And then guzzle. Like uh, when somebody had a pop, man, with a big slam, you know. Especially if you have brothers and sisters, bro. Yeah, well, yeah, let's take a guzzle, stick a guzzle, man. And then like when they're freaking slamming it, you're just like, damn, check him out, he's all guzzling it. Guzzling it sounds res out, man. Let's keep going again, man. Bloody that channel. There you go, man. And then another one, like circling around the whole um pop issue. Hey, um, we got another question that said, Mikey Schells, since you guys are always talking about hot dogs, about glizzies, about corn dogs, here is a question that might be A mind-blowing voice. I would hold it with two hands yesterday. Yeah, shout out to hold it with two hands, and I've seen it. I seen it. And I thought it was a little bit more. I I even heard him talk too. He's like, Oh yeah, you're naughty. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, you're naughty. You're very naughty. Oh yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, just a tip, just a tip, just a tip.

SPEAKER_05 22:22

I I reach the skin on I reached the stick on the corn dog. Just just just a bird tip.

SPEAKER_04 22:28

Just a burnt tip. Like, no, ew. Ew. But they said, do you considered a do you consider a hot dog a sandwich? I mean. I I guess I guess the their their their mindset, their concept of it is because a sandwich is technically meat in bus in between two two pieces of bread. A hot dog is like a fucking hamburger. Yeah, like a hamburger. So would you consider a hot dog a sandwich?

SPEAKER_05 23:04

Uh that's a good question. Uh for me, I'm kind of stupid. I would say yes, bro. Yeah. Yeah, I would say yes, but I mean it's made of meat, like fucking processed bow-set meat. I I would say it's uh it's yeah, it would say. I would say yes. Yeah, a hot dog is a sandwich. I don't know. If it slaps you in the face hard enough, it's meat.

SPEAKER_04 23:29

Oh man. If it barely reaches your mouth, then it's uh somebody else. Damn. Damn, damn, damn, but alright, ladies and gentlemen, you guys heard it first. A hot dog is a sandwich. So uh there we'll put that to rest. That was an easy question, man. Even though the concept of it was super, super long and stupid. Hey Dam, man! That's too funny, man.

SPEAKER_05 23:54

Okay, and then so if my if my ex's hot um wiener was between two buttons, is that a sandwich? Damn!

SPEAKER_06 24:02

Holy Damn.

SPEAKER_05 24:06

I'll leave that to the ladies, man.

SPEAKER_03 24:08

Damn, no, you just a hoe, man. Well, I guess technically a hoe sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 24:17

That's a hoe sandwich, man. Damn. Now a hoe sandwich. Damn. Might go back to your ex. Holy shit, man. Oh, damn. Yep. And then and then another one, another one that uh the same person that asked about the hot dog sandwich, it says, would you consider cereal soup? I mean, yeah, it's in the fucking milk. So I mean, it's not a cold soup, yeah. Uh I I would say no, because uh soup, I I don't remember exactly where or or what um where in the world soup actually means hot. So when you ask, you know, soup is considered hot, you know? Uh cereal is cold, dumbass. You know? The word America. So so uh uh uh cereal is soup. Because you know that that that's how it is. We're we're we're trying to make America great again. So to dumb people, cereal is soup, just like myself, right? So so to dumbasses, cereal is soup. So yeah. I guess I guess you can say it is soup because if you throw that motherfucker in a in a microwave and heat it up, it the the contents of it becomes hot. But who eats hot fucking Cheerios cereal or whatever? Hey, okay, hey, we should we should try that as an experiment. Try to eat some hot cereal. Well, I guess, well, dumbasses, hot cereal is called oatmeal. Fucking dumbass. Oh yeah, we should throw some cereal in the microphone. Fucking that's called oatmeal, dumbass. Yeah, it's called fucking farina, man. Okay, so fuck. You know what? Fuck you who's sending us questions, man, making us think tonight, man. Tonight was supposed to be a two-combo podcast where we don't talk about or we don't think about our answers, we just answer them in the funniest way, but man, fucking you think it sounds dumbass right now, man. Fucking cereal is soup if it's hot and it's oatmeal.

unknown 26:21

Alright?

SPEAKER_05 26:23

Oh, so so in oatmeal, do you eat the fucking oats or do you eat the wheat? Oh, dang. I guess only a horse can tell it. Damn, you know, like like way back when they had used to have it in fucking elementary school, they have that fucking, I think it's the what is it called? The cream fucking oatmeal?

SPEAKER_04 26:41

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Or you eat um oats. I think um I well for me, like I said, I always farina. Cream of wheat, man, that was always my jam. Like I said, if you guys haven't had a cream of wheat sandwich, y'all need to make it, man. I like slurping wheat. Yep, I like slurping. Oh, man, show you that tongue game, you know? Oh, shit, scratch that out, Ariana! Like on uh, what do you call it? Remember hot chicks when he was just when he was eating that uh that that uh that oyster or whatever? He's outside got a big tongue. But but yeah, farina, farina is always gonna be my jam, man. Cream of wheat, love cream of wheat, like I said, man. Uh cream of wheat sandwich is the bomb. Like, holy shit is the bomb, man. He likes his cream of wheat. I like my cream of wheat. And wheat of cream. But okay, so yep, hot cereal, that's a soup, cold cereal, it's just cold cereal. Uh, so there's your dumbass question. Dumbass answer for your dumbass. Man, man, man, that's a fucking dumbass. I dumbass answer that too, man. Oh, man, that's too funny, man. And then and then one one question that I like uh that that we got in, man. Um we don't like to talk about social media too as well, but but this is kind of gonna go into the next question too, as well. Uh so one of our listeners was was talking, or not talking to email, said Mike and Shells. I know you guys don't have social media, and you guys have always said that you guys would respect your spouses or whoever your partner to have social media if it if they were honest. But what if social media required a honest, honestly, or honestly verification before using and posting? Like, like, I guess in a sense, the way that I took this question was before anybody posts anything, like um, like how you're doing today, or like, you know how, or, or how do you even post? Like, if you I don't know, if if you're ready to post something, like if the social media website verified it, like, okay, is that what you're really doing? Yeah, is that who who you're really doing? Hey, oh shit, man, like is that really your picture? You know, verify first. Y'all verify first, man, and send a pick, yeah, and then go through this whole like fucking two two um two authentic verification code or whatever like that before you post anything. You think that would make social media safer for couples, safer for single people, individuals, or would you think it would just be boring? It'd just be boring, bro, because you gotta go through verification, damn confirmation and fucking all that shit, bro. So, so if you let's say that you were on social media and then you were getting ready to post, um, okay, I'm going to the movies, but you weren't even going to the movies, you're just fucking in the restroom taking a dump or something like that. And it had to it had it asked you, like, okay, take a picture of your check stub or your check stuff, take a picture of your ticket stub, take a picture of the the theater and the time and the date before we we post that you're going to the movies. Damn, at that point I would delete, bro.

SPEAKER_05 30:27

I still must, but no, no disrespect to all you fucking social media um experts like props you for on how to lie in social media. Taking all that time in the fucking world to do all that.

SPEAKER_04 30:41

Damn, yup, and again, man, I have always said, man, like, I if if I'm gonna be doing all that shit, updating people my whole fucking life, I I'm gonna pay for it, you know? At that time, I did like uh there was one time that I did have Snapchat, and I was a dumbass with it, you know? Um, you know, I was a dumbass with Snapchat, but I'm so glad now that I don't have any social media or whatever. But imagine, man, imagine if you had to go through that just to just to post a story, man. And and I think you're right, man. People will people will get bored about it. Why? Because whoever they're cheating with, whoever they're talking to, sneaky links. They they're boots under the bed. Whoever boots is under the bed right there, whoever fucking crease is on your dashboard. Man, they they they they would have to verify that, you know? Oh man, that would be crazy, but that would be something to see, though. Somebody somebody needs to do that in in a in a beta format, man. So so you coders out there, you programmers, shit. I don't got time to program shit, so don't ask me. So you beta programmers out there, man, if you guys want to take on this challenge to make a two um a two-part authentication or whatever, you know, heck, that would be freaking that would that would be funny to see though, man. Um and we might we might be able to do it, man, with all the with all the shit that's coming out, man. But I I would think it would get boring too for some of that. Damn, that that would be freaking that'd be fucking nuts, bro. 2027 was coming out. Yeah, there you go, man. That that that's freaking nuts, man, to to do that. And then also, that would just um I guess man, how would you say it? I mean, I guess that would give people too the opportunity to be like, oh yeah, well, I mean, of course, no. I don't know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 32:37

That's what I was trying to say, man. Fucking say it, goddamn. Oh, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 32:46

Trying to put it in proper ways? Yeah, because okay, the reason why, the reason why I I say shit, like I said, man, um, I'm I'm you know, like I said, I I've never said that I was perfect. I'm holy. Um just sort of honest with it. I go to church. The devil is a liar! My devil is a liar.

SPEAKER_03 33:06

Satan, you're a liar, get out of him right now. Right now.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Shut it down, Junior. Today, Junior! Fucking cheating, right? Oh, damn. But I know, I know some people are gonna are are are gonna just, like I said, dictate it because it's gonna reduce your cheating. Yep, everything's gonna reduce your cheating. And then every time, every time we talk about certain things, everybody always wonders, you know, is uh was that shells, was that mic, and stuff like that. So sometimes, like I said, sometimes it gets annoying uh when when people come at you like that. And then that's why I always say, fucking spend a whole day with me. Yeah, see how I really am. You know, like like like you know, um, don't I seriously, I'm open book, man. Ask me, ask me, you know? Uh but yeah, anyways, man, fucking that's cheating. Brilliant Brilliant Oh my goodness, man. And so, so, so, um, if you guys, well, what what do you guys think? Would you think that would reduce cheating, would reduce sneaky links, would reduce flirting, if you guys had to do um an honest verification before you post some on social media? Like, uh, would would that how would that make you feel? Would you would you feel like your your rights, your privacy or whatever is being violated? Or but then again, if you are cheating, then fuck your rights, man. You have no rights-pack gathering.

SPEAKER_06 34:45

And there's two in his two and it's two and it's a three-pack goate. You're fucking my co-agent, goatie. Oh, damn, man.

SPEAKER_04 34:55

Oh, man, event, man, baby boy. Baby boy is uh baby boy is a blueprint, man. Guys, guys.

SPEAKER_03 35:05

You said you wouldn't hit me. He don't love me no more.

SPEAKER_04 35:14

Oh that's a true story. In the beginning of the movie, they should have put true stories. They said based on true events, man. Off the res. From the res, man. Oh man, but if it was if it was a res, man, what what what do you think um what do you think the name of the movie would be instead of baby boy? Damn. Yash. Yaz That was gonna be the name of it, Yaz. So what would Yvette's name be? Um, it'd probably be something like freaking Rezdown and like Bernadette. Instead of Jody, it's Jody. Yep. Instead of journey, uh instead of Jody, it's some Ernest. Ernest overall. Or something like like like like crazy, crazy, like Rezdown man, like uh uh Franklin. Franklin Franklin Franklin, man.

SPEAKER_03 36:15

Franklin, don't help me help. Yeah, so burn it.

SPEAKER_04 36:25

Oh just fucking imagine that, man. Red's version of Baby Boy called Yaj. Damn, Yaj. Oh, you're just a fucking Franklin. You guys better not tell Cody Day that she's gonna make it. Yep, don't tell Cody Day she's gonna make it. Next year there's a Via coming out, man. It's gonna be a res out version of a fucking uh baby boy. So, uh so uh going on to the next question. Uh you know how we were talking about um, I guess you could say fits that we liked in junior high middle school. Yeah. Um, of course, you know, you you said yours was like baby fat and stuff like that. Mine's was like jeans and hills and everything, you know? And um so now, being an adult and everything, they said one of one of the listeners, I guess his his lady was was is is listening, was listening. So shout out, can't say your name because you haven't gave consent yet. Hey, but thank you for listening. Hey, uh, they said, he said, okay, since you guys were talking about fits and what you guys like, my lady said, is it she said this is true that when a female wears her spouse is teens, it's sexy.

SPEAKER_06 37:53

Uh yeah. It is? Yeah. Okay. Sorry, bro.

SPEAKER_04 37:59

I was like, Yeah, you think about it. He was just like, uh Lucy. I've never seen her in a Shiprock cheap shirt. Okay, we're getting a chub.

unknown 38:07

Hey!

SPEAKER_03 38:08

Man, Shell's quit touching me.

SPEAKER_05 38:11

Shell's gonna chub on that one, eh? Hey, Mikey, I still got my Shiprock uh jersey. Can you wear it? Can you put it on? I still got my wrestling suit.

SPEAKER_06 38:25

Can you put on my wrestling suit? No one can wear? Can you put on my letterman jacket?

SPEAKER_04 38:32

Oh shit. Can you can you wear these pa holdings? Oh shit, man. Okay, so so you you would say um all all your teams, uh Cardinals, um, it's your baseball team. Uh uh New York. New York Yankees, and then your basketball, Golden State. So if uh if if if she came and and wearing like one uh one of them, it it's uh it is a chuck for you. Hey man. Hey ma. Hey yo, what up, Shodi? Hey, hey, what up, Shodi? Hey, what up, Shodi? That shirt looking cute on you right now, man.

SPEAKER_06 39:13

This new chuck, bro.

SPEAKER_04 39:15

Okay, so I I'm gonna have to agree with you on that, man. So I think for me personally, like I said, I I would not ask, you know, like like my person or whatever. It's always been a dream of mine, though. Damn. It's always been a dream of mine of of where it was just like not in a sense like a fantasy, like a like a nasty fantasy or anything like that, but man, okay. So, so so so if she if she walked in with with the bears, with the bear shirt, with the Chicago Cubs shirt, with the Chicago, with the Chicago Blackhawk shirt, with the ASU shirt, even though my kid and my money goes ASU, my heart belongs to Michigan State. That's that's that's where my heart is. If she walked in with the ASU shirt, she walked in with the fucking Michigan State shirt, I'd be like, I practically the raper that's not that I'd be like, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am.

SPEAKER_03 40:18

Any argument, you win, you win. Well, what do you want to go shopping? Here, here, here, here. I just want to see my baby. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 40:26

Oh, man, so so this was this this has always been this has always been so this is how I imagine, I guess you could say, my marriage one day. Um, me, you know, coming, coming home or whatever, and you know, baby girl. Hey, baby girl, baby. Come in, she's all you want some breakfast. Now I'm trying to get some Kool-Aid, there's no Kool-Aid, so I'm mad, I'm upset, and I'm crashing out. Jody crashed out on that one right there. So this this has always been like a like a like a thought to me. I'm just like, like, damn, okay. So, you know, coming home or whatever, you know, coming out of the room, and then uh, and then she, you know, she's in there in the kitchen, whatever, making food, dinner, whatever, putting snacks together, whatever. I walk in and she's just standing there with one of my team shirts on.

SPEAKER_05 41:20

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 41:21

And I'm like, what are you what are you doing, girl? You know, like, what's up, mom? Crap for mama now. Yeah, boys should drive down, let mama take care of you. Hey, man. But but no, man, like, like, like that, that, like, like I said, man, if if that ever happens, like shit, I'm just like, okay, baby, for the rest of our lives, you win the argument. I'm okay, I'm wrong. I'm wrong until I die. Here's my 401k, here's my retirement. Here's the fucking prenup. No, no, we could, maybe we could, man. Uh so so, like I said, you know, walking in and and she she's just in there, whatever. It doesn't even have to be in the kitchen. That sounds sexist, huh? She's in the kitchen. No, not even not even in the kitchen, like like we're just she's in the laundry room. Oh man! So let's just use the kitchen, alright? Let's just use the kitchen as an example. I mean, you can come back in. Oh, yeah, live. Okay, she's sitting on the couch. Alright, and then uh, you know, come in, and she she's right there, just fucking wearing one of my sports team shirts, and I'm like, oh shit. Alright? And then she was just like, hey, hey, baby, um, you know, sit down, relax, watch your game. Bears are playing, the cubs are playing, blackhawks are playing, AC's playing, Michigan State's playing. Um, do you want anything? I'm just like, damn. I'll be out of commission. I'd be recoiling. I'll be like, I'll be like, yo, I'm turning up. Boys, um, I I know we're supposed to play some golf this weekend, but fuck that. But they call Mikey's phone. Yeah, because Chelsea called me. Fuck, what the hell? I'll be like, damn, man, damn. But uh to answer your question, yes. So, ladies, ladies, if you guys are listening, you want you want your man to shut the fuck up. Take it home. You want him to do what you want, you want to fucking win an argument, just throw on his favorite sports teams.

SPEAKER_05 43:28

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 43:29

Even even if you don't like the team, throw it on, I guarantee it's yes ma'am, yes ma'am. Yeah, uh, uh, uh, oh, uh, would you want anything? And then all the foot massages, man. Unlimited. Yeah, unlimited foot massages, unlimited back rub, unlimited but everything ever everything, yeah. You want a free pass shit. Damn, man. That is true. I know, I am And like I said, you know, like for me personally, that was just always I always just kind of envisioned that. Like, like, damn, you know? Damn. And and that was that was crazy, crazy because um I got it an email uh from from just one um I guess you could say, I don't know if it's uh I want to say it's a dude. Well Mikey, um if you if if if you don't hear from me, bro, right bro. I know, I know. But they were saying, again, that this that this was this was towards me. They were like, hey Mikey, we know again, we we know that you don't like relationship questions, but just hearing your intake on relationships and what you are scared of in a relationship, and you always saying that you're sabotaging a relationship because of your happiness, I do the same thing too. May I ask you please why?

SPEAKER_05 45:02

You know, from my opinion, I think you need to go to fucking medicine, man.

SPEAKER_04 45:08

I know, yeah, there's there's no hope for you, bro. So just fucking give up on life, bro. There it is, man. I'm just kidding. So I I support the game community. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we support you guys, man. I mean, just love who you want to love, man. Just don't make out in front of me, yeah. Or even look at me with the city. Yo, don't don't make eye contact me with kids, alright, man. I mean, we're we're cool and everything, but don't don't do that, man. Don't do that. Damn. But but I was I was um I I I tiptoe around this uh this this question. Um and and like I said, you know, I I've been honest with with uh a relationship, you know, and and why I sabotage it, you know? Um is because dude, I'm fucking scared. Damn. I'm scared that it's gonna fucking work. Scared because I'm scared that I'm going to be happy. I'm scared that that that this is going to be it. My search is over for that one, and I am scared. That's all it is, is I'm scared. I'm scared to be happy. So there it is, right there, alright? So so that that's answer your your question, man. What's that? Sounds like I walked into that, man. I did, man. But but I was kidding, Mikey. No, no, no. I'm fucking walking with these guys walking alongside the road, man. Thank you, man. But no, I've been I've been tiptoeing around that question for for the longest time. And like I said, you know, when it when it comes to a relationship, I sabotage it. I I make things wrong. I do shit to because I am scared, man. I am scared because I'm just like, damn, this person right here is it it's gonna work. I'm gonna be happy. Finally, hopefully she's happy with me or whatever, but I'm I I'll do anything to make sure that it's that it's good, you know? And when all comes down to it, I'm just fucking scared. So there's your answer, man. It's okay to be scared, my dude, or lady, whoever it is. Oh, yeah, it's okay to cry in the car about it, man.

SPEAKER_07 47:22

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

SPEAKER_04 47:25

But anyways, man, that was uh um that was a weirdly placed question and a weirdly placed answer. But I just wanted to tiptoe, not tiptoe, but I just wanted to answer that question because I felt bad because um I guess in in a sense, like I said, relationships with you you guys know our intake on it. Just if you're happy, you're happy. If not, then get the fuck out. That's it. You know, end of story. But you know, I I felt for this dude because or this lady or whoever she is because she wrote a whole thing of of uh it's a whole separate email inside of it. And it was like, damn, like okay, like I can I can relate a little bit, you know? And I I felt like I owed it to them to to to just say my part. I'm scared. I I am scared, but I'm scared to be happy, but I am not scared to love you, you know? I'm scared to be love, scared, you know, and uh that's why I didn't want to answer the questions about the seasons, because girl, I just want to hold your hand. Damn, girl. That was deep, man. That was okay, man. How about an hour shit? Yeah, yeah. Huh? What the fuck is he talking about? Damn, man. But man, like we've been saying, man, um just be good people, be good people all around, whether you're in a relationship or not, whether you're tradition, not tradition, and all that, man.

unknown 49:06

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 49:07

Whether you're uh with your sister in Christ or Whether in Christ or your cousin. Or your cousin just next door. Your cousin just next door, just up the road. You guys are sneaking in and out of houses. Just be good people, man. And and then be good people on social media, man. I've always said it, man. If you got somebody that's ride or die, man, that that that's where it's at right there, man. Those are those gems are hard to find, man. Hard to find. So don't be a dick. That's all I'm saying, man. Don't be a dick, man. But anyways, man, what how was your day, bro? No, my day, bro. My day was fucking hella busy today, bro. Damn, man. And and you're off for the week, bro. Off for the week, bro.

SPEAKER_05 49:57

Dude, man, that is fucking dope, man. I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it, honestly.

SPEAKER_04 50:01

Heck yeah, man. I am um I am off. I work half a day tomorrow, got some business they gotta take care of. Before Friday, before Northern Edge, uh, Friday, I am completely off. I was I wasn't gonna take Friday off, but uh, have you ever had a weird feeling about a date? Oh yeah. Not not like a like going out date, but just a date, like let's say November 5th. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a certain date and stuff like that. Dude, for some reason, man, I'm spooked about Friday, Friday the 13th. Damn. I just had this weird ill feeling, and so I was like, fuck it. I'm I'm going to I'm going to take it off and just uh just be off.

SPEAKER_05 50:42

You know, having those weird feelings is something for real.

SPEAKER_04 50:45

Yeah, yep, yep, for real, man. Somebody parked way out there, bro. For real, I saw that, man. We uh we just passed Newcomb. We've been seeing we've been seeing some wild shit, man. Oh yeah. On on the way from Gallup. There's people just fucking walking walking on the road. Uh there's park in the middle of fucking parking in the middle of the fields, and it's just weird, man. And um, but but yeah, man, like shit about a Honda in the name of Jesus! Let me rebuke you, get out of here! Yeah, yeah. Freaking then just hear somebody knock on the window well let me out, man. Let me out. Well let me out, man. This is my stop. Imagine if that fucking approach. Dude, man, oh man. Oh shit, that'd be I'd be fucking chills, bro. I'd be like, are you really Sheldon? Are you really Sheldon? Just jump out. Yeah, just jump out. Your eyes start glowing them out. Turn into a ring gear.

SPEAKER_03 51:38

Damn, fuck that.

SPEAKER_04 51:39

Fuck that ring gear. Man, fuck your antlers, man. Damn, man. But yeah, bro, like, like this, uh even even though it's only Tuesday, man, I I just I just have this weird feeling, man, about Friday. Yeah I don't know what it is, man. I but but Friday just stood out the 13th. Uh again, I'll be at Northern Edge Casino. Uh, but you know, I I I just I just took Friday off.

SPEAKER_05 52:06

So so that weird feeling, you're DJing at No Worries, right? On Friday.

SPEAKER_04 52:10

Uh Northern Edge.

SPEAKER_05 52:11

Northern Edge, yeah. On Friday. So this weird feeling you have, bro, Kessa's getting fight. Oh dang, Kessa's gonna show up and fight everybody, man.

SPEAKER_04 52:21

She's gonna go from the fucking nickel to fucking Dang to Northern Edge, man. She's gonna freaking fight all the ants, yeah. Boy, you make you weather everyone. Oh, she's gonna fuck up. Then Saturday morning, Mikey, what did I do? Hey, Mikey, what did I do, man? Keep bail me out. Like, hey, I've got Kessa money today. Then the t-shirts are gonna come out. Yup, then yup, then the t-shirt, free Kesson t-shirt, and but you know what? Kes, but to be honest, man, Kessa's a real one, man. Like I said, she would fucking she'd knock you out if you disturb my peace. You know what I'm saying? That that's a real one right there, man. So uh so shout out to Kessa, and it's okay to fight. Oh damn, man, fucking just drag him off in the wheel, man. Fucking brand is be dragging me. Yeah, man. Oh, man, that that's that's too that's too funny. And then also, man, um I did get uh uh a little email in and uh some like word confirmation that when we do uh the hot dogs, the the hugs and hot dogs, yeah, uh that some people wanna want to come and help, man.

SPEAKER_05 53:27

You know what, bro? I've been thinking about that. You know, I I'm thinking we should do a fucking hot dog challenge, bro. Who can eat the most hot dogs? Oh dang. Just have like four people? Yeah. And then I'll fucking uh make some awards and shit. Yeah. I'm thinking we should do that.

SPEAKER_04 53:42

We should, man. Let's be fun. Let's try that and then and then whatever they don't eat, we'll just give out free.

SPEAKER_05 53:51

Then I'm talking about the Sand's Club hot dogs.

SPEAKER_04 53:53

Oh, the sand, oh shit, okay, okay, okay, okay. But yeah, man, um um one one of our listeners was was like, yeah, when you guys do the when you guys do the hugs and hot dogs, uh let me know. I I I want to be there, I want to help out. And uh they were just uh really really saying that, you know, the stuff that we do for the community dang fucking roads. Uh the stuff that we do for the community is is unheard oh excuse me, is unheard of nowadays without trying to get recognized through social media, through Facebook, through TikTok, and you know, like like we told you guys, man, all the times that we've done all this, you know, all the stuff, the giveaways, the drives, we've done it out of our own pocket. There was a couple people that did help, but we didn't we didn't we didn't ask for help, we did it on our own. And they said, I kind of went blank there, they said that stuff like that because they were they were saying that that that there's a lot of people on TikTok now that are promoting stuff like that, community drives, asking for help, but it's it's more so to get clout aids that a word stuff clout aids fucking the clout queens on there, man. So so they said that that that uh they were like, man, we I I really commend you and you and shells for not saying, oh, you know, if you guys need more information, go to this, go to this, or whatever. They're they're asking you guys are saying to to call you guys direct to to get in contact with you guys direct. And you know, they they tried to help out. They're just like, we want to donate this, and I was like, no, no, no, no, just donate your time, come hang out with us, you know, and and help us uh give some hot dogs, you know. And so, you know, they're they're they're looking forward to it, but we're gonna set a date. We're gonna set a date and uh we'll let you guys know of when that's gonna happen, man. But a hot dog eating contest, man. How many of you guys would join? Damn, for real. Dang, how many hot dogs can you think you can eat, man? Damn. Um, not to sound gay, but I think probably like three. Three? Yeah. That's what I was gonna say. I was gonna say um you're gay. With no buttons. Yeah, I was gonna say you're gay. No buttons. I think that would probably be the the game out. The game set. I think that'll be the gay name. I think that'd be I think that'll be the one one is straight, two is okay, three is gay. Oh man. Yeah, I I think I think three would would probably uh be like um the the the most I can eat too is is is that with eye contact. With eye contact, and if I close my eyes, I can probably eat more. If I um if you guys don't if you guys don't make fun of me when I moan, when I eat it, I could probably eat more. Oh man, what's going on TikTok? There you go, man. Somebody's recorded and make it go to TikTok. Damn, there you go be on uh what those what were those people that bash other people? You're gonna be on end up on their page. Yep, native TMZ, man.

SPEAKER_05 57:03

And then you're just gonna be have you ever like got the like how would you say it like like how would you say this? Like you're yeah, like curious of wanting to go back to social media. Have you ever got that? No.

unknown 57:17

No?

SPEAKER_05 57:17

Like just curious of what people are doing on TikTok and stuff?

SPEAKER_04 57:20

Nope. No? Not even man. You know why? Because uh believe in the loud. Because I believe in the load, I believe in Jesus, and I don't want to know what they're doing. Shit. All you can hear is the same shit. Yep, all you can hear is the same shit. And for some fucking reason our name's gonna still be in there. Yep, our name is still gonna be in there of yeah, just Damn, it's been what, two years? Two years, man, and our name's still getting brought up in shit, man. Sobriety two years. Yep, sobriety two years, man. Well, I think I think mine's a little bit longer than yours because I I left a year earlier than you. Yeah. Because you were still addicted to TikTok. You were still addicted to TikTok. TikTok. You were still at TikTok. You were still at three o'clock in the morning, going live. So so I think I think mine's has been about yeah, about three years. Shell's is two years. Um, I've dude, I've I've never gotten curious about about about um anything like that? Yeah, yeah. Uh, because a majority of like I like and I've said it before again, again, again, majority of the videos that are on TikTok, you can just go to YouTube Shorts. Yeah. And they're on there, and you can watch it. So it's not like you're missing out on anything, except for on YouTube, you don't get the drama of people crying, asking for money. Um oh shit, I think Shells ran over at Coyote. Dude, that fucking is something, man. Oh man, man, for real, man. Whoever you are out there, they're trying to gussy us on Friday the 13th. Sorry, I got a big ass truck. Shells has a big ass truck and we just ran your ass over, man. Whoever, whatever it was, man. So fucking. Oh shit. In the name of Jesus. But yeah, man, I've I've I've never I've never been curious of wanting to go back or even seeing, because like I said, you know, I can watch YouTube shorts and same, same, same thing as well. Yeah, so so no.

SPEAKER_05 59:07

But but you said you never either, or no, I don't I don't get the courage or feel the energy to go back, bro.

SPEAKER_04 59:13

Yeah, so so people that you know, like co-workers that that do have TikTok, do they they try to show you too as well? Well, they I tell them the video record it and just show me. Yeah, that's that's exactly that yeah, that's exactly how you am too.

SPEAKER_05 59:26

I'm just like, I don't have TikTok, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 59:28

Yeah, yep, yep, yeah, and and then some of my co-workers they send me TikToks and I'm just like I can't open it because I don't have TikTok. You know, and then I always have to tell them, like my sisters too, and and I tell them, like, yeah, you have to screen record it and then send it to me and I can watch it. Yeah and then after that, if it's funny, I'll go to YouTube, type in the name of the title of it, and it's there, and I can watch it over and over. Yep. Like the like like um like that uh what do you call it? Like my favorite funny videos to watch are when people walk into glass glass windows that are clean. Oh man, fucking.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:04

Did you really? I swear to god, I've fucking done that before, bro. Oh check it out. It was at the mall, bro. Over at uh what is it called? Fans sports or something like that. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got done looking at hats, bro, and the guy got done cleaning the fucking glass, and I didn't realize I was all walking all cool and boom, bro. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:26

I swear to God. I don't I don't think I've I've I've done that before. I mean, I'm I'm pretty sure I did, but I don't remember because I was junk. Hey, I passed out before I hit the window. That's glad I passed out. Ended up in detox, yeah. Ended up in detox, man, and then uh that's a whole nother podcast right there. Hey, yeah. But man, yeah, I don't think I've I don't think I've done that before, man. But that's always my my my uh what do you call it? Um my mind too is is that like damn, we might go fucking run into a class, like because like I said, you have people that record everything nowadays, people that have glasses that can record things and it's running like 24 hours almost. What if somebody you know has their glasses on or their phone out, and now my dumbass just happens to run into a window boom! I'm a fucking meme and a world star, man. I'm a fucking meme, man, and then I'm on all social media like Judo's guy. I'm the bottom of it's all too till runs into window then they're gonna add all kinds of sound effects and everything on it and freaking be a fucking meme forever, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:36

So if they were to fucking post that and they put it in slow motion, what would the fucking sound bite be? It'll be like just straight or what was that one sound that fucking the one they used to say on TikTok? Um or something like that?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:58

No, it would probably just sound like uh, or I'll I'd probably if I ever became a meme like that, okay, I will go back on TikTok and make fun of myself and add sound effects to it. No. So you'd be walk, I'll be walking into a window, I'll be like, then afterwards when I get up, I'll be like, cup a ting, cup a ting.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:27

Oh man.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:34

That's all you would hear, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:37

Then do a voiceover, oh no, I just try to get fried rice out of one into the window. Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:52

I don't know why you picture that whole thing broke into the window.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:55

Run into the window and be like, oh no, that's off noodle now.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:09

That is too fucking funny, man. Holy shit. I don't know how to picture that whole thing playing in my head.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:14

Oh man, but that would be funny, though. I mean, I wouldn't go back on social media for that, but I would just make fun of it. Like if I saw it, you know, I'd be like, oh shit, yeah, man, fucking running running. Yeah, we should just make something like that and put it on YouTube shorts, bro. Oh, dude, that like like a like a skit. Yeah, like a skit like we should do a skit, man. Oh no, run into the window. Oh no, run it's a window. Oh no, it's got soft noodle now, oh no. Real loud, man, and then get up and come a tune.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:49

Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:54

Oh no, my egg wall got smashed.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:00

Oh, fucking really bad sound bite, huh?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:04

Oh no, my egg wall got smashed. Come on, thousands.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:11

Oh damn. Oh, dude. That's too funny.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:17

That would be so freaking hilarious, man. Oh, man. But we Hey, hey Brandy, are you ill? Oh damn, Brandon.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:29

Filmus, man.

unknown 1:04:30

Dang.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:30

Or that's where we get Cody Dish. Oh dang! What do you call it? Instead of uh the red hogan, it's gonna be the clear hogon.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:42

Oh, damn, yo, that's damn, yeah. And the fucking the commentator is gonna be the what is it, the mutton sandwich? Oh yeah, the mutton sandwich guy or the medicine, man. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:52

Well fucking teas me, Dan, or something like that. That guy. Dang, he just went cup of ting.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:02

Dude, man, does that even sound like you're shooting a piece of metal?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:12

I don't I don't know if I ever told you the story of when my uncle uh he was telling us the story when he got into a fight with this one guy, and when he was fighting that guy, the guy that he was fighting was using sound effects every time he tried to punch. Yeah, for real. My uncle was like, yeah, he was all every time he tried to punch me, he was all fucked. God damn. I was like, damn, then that was always one of the funny stories I remember. My uncle told me to say, yeah, when he was trying to fight me, he was all using down the sound of face.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:45

I'll dude, I'd be like at that point, bro, I'll be like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:50

I'd be like, oh, yeah, you're on your own, man. Come a team, come a team, come a team. Just keep saying that, eh?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:56

But for real, man, what if you shoot a piece of metal? Does it sound like that? Oh, damn. Damn, man. That's um again, two-piece combo, man. Two-piece combo. Hit you guys with a two-piece combo, man. How would you spell cup a ting? I'm gonna put that on the on the label, man. Cupating. I'm gonna put that two-piece combo and then hashtag. Oh man, man, that is too funny, man. But we are just now getting back into Shiprock, man. We want to thank you guys for just listening to us, rant on, talk about nonsense, answer some questions, and kind of get serious there for a little bit.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:56

Kessa, I'm sorry, okay. Kessa, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, Kessa, he said. And I'll go to church and pray, okay?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:01

Ooh, man, he's the ending giver. He's taking it back. The Holy Spirit uh came upon me. The Holy Spirit talked to him and said, no, don't do that. Don't talk about Kessa, no. Talk about Kessa. Cabating! Kessa's covered by Cabating!

SPEAKER_05 1:07:22

Hey, real quick, uh, so what do you think about Carhartt being a fashion? Um Like, you know all the blue collars with Carhartt? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um The reason why I'm saying this is because somebody fucking offered me$200 for my fucking Carhartt jacket, bro. Just because it's just because it's all worn. Just because it's all worn? Yeah, like it has ribs on it and has oil spills and all that shit. Damn, fucking sell it. Damn!

SPEAKER_04 1:07:49

Sell it, buy a new one. Sell it, buy a new one, and uh they're they're they're probably telling whoever, oh yeah, I work in the oil field, I do this, I do that, so they need a they need a jacket to show face, you know. But as far as um being a fad or whatever, I mean, Carhart has always been a fad. Yeah, you know, it goes all the way back to the 80s. Um it was in hip hop videos. Yeah. But I I I feel like just recently it's becoming more faddish. Yeah. If if that's a word.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:22

It's weird because uh uh, how would I say this? Uh a gentleman, he was a colonizer. Damn. He's the one that fucking asked me, bro. Damn, should've sold it for him for like a thousand bucks.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:34

And he's from California. I've seen his plate too, it's from California. Dang, you should ask for a thousand and then some of your landback. Damn. Cause uh this car heart's really holy. I I love blessings in here. Oh fuck, Chase coming out. And uh I I slayed a lot of entities in this car heart jacket, so really means a lot to me. You should have told him, man. You should have told him that, man. Thousand bucks and some land back, man. Damn, it's too bad I don't have the NATO flute right now. Yeah, yeah, that would have been story time. It would have been story time, man. We gotta we gotta find some some some more stories, man. But yeah, man, I I I think Carhartt's always been kind of a fad. Not not as bad as it is now. Yeah. Uh, but it's oh yeah, it's always like go back to the 80s and 90s, you know, even Pac was wearing Carhartt, like the overalls, you know? And then even the beanie. Um but now it's it's it's more of a fad. As as same thing with Ariot. Yeah, you know, Ariot, like everybody wears the Ariot rebar hoodies now and everything, and you know, never swung a ranch, you know, and and I'm I'm happy to say that fucking I wear too. So you know what? I don't swing ranches, I swing my wiener. Yeah, I don't swing ranches, man. Swing something else, man. Like the helicopter noise too. Yeah, like those, uh remember those uh as as a kid, those whistles that you used to spin around there in the ferry was fresh out of the shower. Right, fresh air dry, man. That's how you air dry it. Um, I parked over at uh motor pool. Okay, gotcha. Yeah. We're back in Shiprock now. It was a good podcast again, man. Uh tell us what you guys think about the answers that that we uh asked, and then some of the questions too. Again, if you guys got questions, uh hit us up. You can email me at Michelis M-I-K-E-L-E-S-S at gmail.com. Uh send us your questions there. Don't forget to like and subscribe. Tell all your friends uh the battle, Kessa versus Shells, roast battle is coming up. Oh yeah, the Macho Man is going to be the judge for that.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:56

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:58

You heard it first, man. Macho Man is gonna be there, man. Shout out to all of our new listeners again. We appreciate you guys. Shout out to Shells, man, for freaking picking me up, man, just bringing my ass back to Shibrock. And uh, man, just being a good homie, good brother, man. Love you so much. And shoot, man. That's all that's all I gotta say, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:17

Yep, that's all I gotta say, bro. Heck yeah. Enjoy the podcast, enjoy your company, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:22

Heck yeah, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:23

And thanks for riding with me, bro. Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:26

Heck yeah, man. And don't forget, you guys are in the favor of the creator. Don't you guys ever forget that? Whatever you guys are going through. Don't forget that joy comes in the morning. Remember, the day is almost over. You made it. If you made it to the next day, hey, you can make it to the next day. And if you make it to the next day, guess what? You can make it through the week. Uh uh. Remember, man, you guys are blessed. You guys are in the favor of the creator. Ladies, don't forget to smile. Your smile is so contagious. Man, remember you guys are so handsome beyond words and how you guys express yourselves. And remember, as always, if you guys didn't hear it around the campfire, it probably wasn't true. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:11

Cheese. Yo, check it, everybody. Check it, everybody. We want to thank you for coming into the circle. Just enjoy this fucking beat. Clap your hands, just clap your hands and listen to the campfire.