Word Around The Camp Fire
Native American Comedy Podcast - Talking about Native American Daily life and struggles while having fun and making fun of being Native
Word Around The Camp Fire
Landslide.. And The Winner Is..
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We announce the winner of the roast battle.. and some random talk as we drive back to Shiprock from Gallup. Remember it’s all just jokes..
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SPEAKER_04Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05Oh shit, what is going on, party people?
SPEAKER_08We want to welcome you guys to the podcast and word around the campfire. We got in the building.
SPEAKER_05Oh, damn! Damn! Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, man. Sorry.
SPEAKER_08I was opening up my burrito. Oh, man. I want to give it a shot.
SPEAKER_05Hey! Hey!
SPEAKER_07Damn, man, we got uh we got a special announcement, special podcast. Damn, I don't know if she was roasted or saying that.
SPEAKER_05As you guys know, as you guys know, we had our first roast battle on Sunday night, man.
SPEAKER_08Shells took on the infamous Kessa in a roast battle, and we got the final tally before it, bro. Oh man, landslide, bro, landslide. Fucking Shells took it, man. 78 votes. And Kessa got 12 votes. Kessa, good job, Kessa, good job, man. Can't be mad at Kessa. Yep. He stepped up to the challenge and freaking uh went went balls in.
SPEAKER_05Dude, some people were like, he was mean, he was mean. It's a fucking roast battle, man. I felt bad myself. Dude, I I kept going back and I started listening to it again. I was like, fuck.
SPEAKER_03I was like, God damn myself like an asshole.
SPEAKER_08Dude, man, you guys, you guys went back and forth there for a little bit, like, good, man. And then Kessa, she fell off, man. Kessa, she fell off, man. Yeah, man. Her lyrics. She got exposed. Her lyrics fell out of the ground, man. Freaking Drake style right there, man. Damn, man. But that was freaking crazy, bro. Like, oh man, that we got so many downloads on that podcast, man. Uh, thank you guys so much for freaking tuning into it, for liking, sharing, and man, just I didn't, I was gonna leave the poll open all the way for like a week or so, but I was just like, man, you know. Oh, yeah. Yup, yeah, it's over, man. I'm gonna be busy this weekend. I wouldn't have time to post anything, so I was just like, and then Shall's picked me up. Shall's on his way back to Ship Rock. We're on our way back to Ship Rock, so Shall's picked me up in Gallup, man. So I was walking around like a walker today in Gallup with my backpack on. Man, G Town, G Town doesn't play, man. Like, holy shit, man. And then we stopped over at TNR, or well, not TNR, the gas station next to TNR.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, no glizzies.
SPEAKER_08Man, no glizzies, man, no hot dogs, man. So we're rolling with some burritos. And Tom's hot fries. Tom's hot fries. I got myself a pop, a Fanta strawberry pop. Man, I haven't had a Fanta strawberry pop in a long time. I'm addicted to these strawberry shot monsters. Oh, the monsters? Oh, man. I like the sugar-free monsters now, man. Oh, we just miss her. We're just missing her, man. And we were we were just talking about. We're just talking about um, I don't, I don't know if you would say a friend.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, a friend.
SPEAKER_08A friend. Well, okay, a friend. A friend that we used to know back in the day. Like, man, this this girl was um not trying to be disrespectful or anything, man, but this girl was out in the club every fucking Saturday, man. Every Friday, man. Every time we were there, man, she was there. And uh tragically, man, she she she passed on, and uh we're just uh talking about her, and because we seen somebody that kind of looked like her, and and uh Shell's kind of started crying there for a little bit. I miss her. And no disrespect, she's no longer here, so I mean I didn't I didn't I damn that sounded fucking mean the way I said that shit, man. Okay, so no disrespect, but um for you guys are in the area of Albuquerque area too as well. Um you guys know she used to dance. Yeah, she was a dancer, you know, uh stripper, knockouts uh over at latitude, so it's it wasn't it wasn't anything bad, but tragically she lost her life, and uh we we we stopped at the gas station and we kind of looked at each other like, oh shit, she's back from the dead. Hey, jokes, jokes, jokes, oh fuck, I should have man, that was too harsh, man. Man, Mike, you're an asshole, man. Damn, man, damn. But we're here to talk about the roast. We're in a whole different level. We're a whole different direction. A whole different direction on that one, man. So my apologies. That was just uh just just a little story time right there. But man, shells, man. Woo! How do you feel, man? Fucking 70, 78, and 12. Man, we're talking about that.
SPEAKER_03I was listening to it and I was like, do I really did I really fucking say that guy?
SPEAKER_08It was it was so funny. And I was telling people that that um you know they were messaging me and they were I was talking to them and everything. I told them, I said, man, I said I should have recorded even before we started, because you guys were going at each other, but even before that, man. That's why I kept saying, save it, save it, save it, and uh shit, man. It was freaking, yeah, man. I was like, holy cow. Well man, they did a good job again. Shout out to Kessa, man. 12. She got 12 points. 12 points, kind of like those 12 points on your license. Getting ready to get taken away. 12 points, like those 12 boots. 12 points, like those 12 steps of alcoholism. Oh shit, but no, for real, man. Shout out to Kessa, Kessa, man, you are a good sport for taking on shells. Yeah, man. Oh damn, for taking on shells, man.
SPEAKER_03I'm stopping.
SPEAKER_08The roast is over. The roast is over, man. But no, for real, like I was uh big ups, like for real, man. All all all respect goes to Kessa Man for um for coming through and get her a participation award. Yep, we're gonna get you a participation award certificate, a ribbon that says participation award for uh she gets the wiener award. Wiener award, eh? Yo, man, Kessa gets the wiener award. But you get to hire in the boat, bro. Oh, man, man, Kessa didn't want to do arches, and uh, because tax didn't come in yet. Because taxes, yeah, taxes haven't come in yet, and so she didn't want to do arches. Yeah, my federal came in and was waiting for my state. My state's more than my federal. Hey Ed. My federal came in but went to my citations. Man, my federal came in, but it went to my uh my program. Went to my interlock.
SPEAKER_04Dude, that's fucked up, man.
SPEAKER_08Oh man. Oh man, we got we got we got one listener that was like, um, I want to take on shells. Like, I can roast you guys, I can roast you guys. So guess you might have another chance to redeem yourselves, and we might we might have to pair you up with this individual and shut sh shit. Shit chat. Shit, man. We'll take you on, we'll take you all. Let's go, man. Yeah, but yeah, people were like fucking emailing and they're just like, man, like shells went in. I felt bad, man. And some, yeah, some people, I mean, she got 12 votes, man. Um, and so some of them were from dudes, man. Some of them, and and props, Kessa, again, like the the emails that we got uh for props for just uh coming into the rose battle, man. Like you you freaking did it, man. So big ups to Kessa, man. Round of applause for Kessa. Woo! Burr burp brrp burp burr burr. But in every battle, we have to have a least loser, and that's you.
SPEAKER_04The champ is here, the champ is here, the champ is here, man.
SPEAKER_08Man, the champ is here, man. I feel honored just riding with the champ, man. You know, man, freaking headed to Ship Rock. We got 73 miles left. We're eating some burritos and having some chips and just some guy talk, man. But damn, man, that that was a landslide, bro. That was light work. Yep, that was oh my dick!
SPEAKER_05That was light work, man. Holy shit, man. He's still going. He's still going. Come on, Craig. Get up, Craig, man, man. Oh, man, that was freaking, that was freaking crazy.
SPEAKER_03I'm done. I'm done, Rosen Kessa. Next one, man. Who's next?
SPEAKER_08Next one, next one, next one.
SPEAKER_05Who's that? Oh.
SPEAKER_08Okay, okay, okay, all right, all right, all right. Oh man, but bro, like I was saying on on the the last podcast, man, there are some people that just fucking take this podcast too seriously and fucking up the butthole, man. So, if you guys go back and listen to the podcast, I was not dissing anybody that worked blue collar. Uh-oh, blue collar, bro.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, like I was not dissing anybody that works blue collar. Like, I understand the question that you that you asked. Yeah. Like, yeah, like I get it, bro. Like, these bitches out here are looking for dudes with for blue collar, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You weren't dissing them or nothing, bro.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, I mean, I mean, of course the money's good, man. If you're blue collar, get that money, man. I was not saying anything bad. Some people, this this dude, man, it was just like, oh man, is it because you can't work blue collar? You're you're hating on blue collar. I'm like, what the fuck, bro? I'm like, you know, like, I'm I'm good with my hands. Hey, man, you don't believe me? Ask a girl.
SPEAKER_05I'm good with my hands, man. You don't believe me, ask a girl, man. Hey man. Hey, man, he's fucking gonna get all buttons now, man.
SPEAKER_08I did not say anything like that. The question was, why is it that all females hold out for blue-collar guys? That was it. And Kessa answered it. Another listener gone. Another listener fucking gone, man. And I'm just like, yo, man. Like, that is, man, dude. I was just it, it was it was funny, man. It was like, what the heck, man? Should rewind it and put in this fucking AirPod to turn up. Yeah, for real, man. I'm just like, dude, man, what the heck, man? But yeah, that was that was that was one of the things that came in. And then also, man, also I'm I feel bad about this, and I didn't mean to. They were saying that I set up Kessa for that Burger King question. What the hell no? Hell no. Yeah, they said that I set up Kessa for that Burger King question. So, if you guys if you guys were listening to the podcast, Kessa misunderstood the question that I was asking, and she said that on the podcast. So I asked Kessa, when you know we're talking about, you know, uh I I guess females and and males, you know, like I said, females won't date down, but males, well, males well. Males will date down, you know, we'll we'll we'll freaking take a uh a McDonald's or Burger King worker out and freaking just treat her like a princess, you know. And females won't do that. They they won't they won't date a Burger King employee, and and I guess Kessa misunderstood that question. She's like, no, I want a pesco guy. Yeah, I want a pesco. She's like, I want pesco, man. If he doesn't work at the mine, I don't want him. If he doesn't come back all black and has has coal on his face, I don't want him. So I asked Kessa, I asked Kessa, I said, would you would you date a Burger King employee? She said, no. No, no. And a fucking answer came out. And people were saying that I set her up for that question. And I'm like, what the fuck? Like, how did I set her up for that question? I did not set her up. Uh you know, like I said, and she explained it too that she just she misunderstood the question, and you know, she said that she would, you know. She dating is dating, is basically what she said, you know.
SPEAKER_05She's all dick is dick. If we can swing it, I'm all in. It's not a hot noodle or a soft noodle. Hey, man, that was too funny, yeah.
SPEAKER_08She she said that. She's like, I want I want hot noodle. Don't want no soft noodle. I had soft noodle last week already, but now I want hot noodle. I want springwall. I want springwall. Oh, damn, man. So those were those were the questions that were coming in already, bro. Like, fucking people were getting butthurt over that, man. And I'm like, what the hell, man? Like they were getting all mad. It was just one of those.
SPEAKER_03Like we say, if you didn't hear it around the campfire.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, if you didn't hear it around the campfire, then you know what? It's not true, man. So since you heard it around the campfire, it is true, man. You know what? It is true, man. Ask your girl. Hey, man, ask your girl. Ask your girl if I'm good with my hands. So she knows. Hey, he's gonna come back and he's gonna come back all butt hurt again, man. But man, man, it was, yeah, it was uh, so some guys, seriously, insecurities, man. Insecurities.
SPEAKER_03And then So I went back to the question where you were like, um, that dude was like, oh, you want your girl dressed up like that every day, and blah blah blah, you know? Yeah. I went back to the I went back to the podcast and I was like, what the fuck? Some dude got fucking mad because he don't want his girl to dress like that like for him. And she he's like insecure about oh, some dudes are looking at her. What the fuck? Yeah. Like, what the fuck, bro? Like, what the fuck, make your girl fucking do what she wants to do, like dress up if she wants to dress up, right?
SPEAKER_08Yeah, man, like fucking this ain't the 1400s.
SPEAKER_03Like, I was like, god damn, bro, like what the fuck?
SPEAKER_08Yeah, dude. Um, so so um if um if if you were put in that position, I guess you could say, if if if your um if your girl, your lady was just like, you know, she wanted to get dolled up and stuff like that, you wouldn't have a problem with that. I don't know. I mean the dudes are looking, they're fucking looking. That's my girl. Exactly, man. That's exactly what I'm saying. Like, fucking, I would step out with the dime. Yeah. Like I would step out with the top tier. Like I said, I'm I'm not shallow like that, where it's just like, oh, she has to be like that all the time. But damn, like just just for her to have that confidence and like, damn, I look good with my fans, you know? I'm just like, heck yeah, man, fucking we make a power couple, man. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, I get that, bro. This is stupid, like how people get all mad about that. Yeah, for you.
SPEAKER_08Exactly, man. And that's that's it, no, for real, dude. You hit that, you hit that spot on, man. I'm like, dude, you girls with you, man. Like, what, you want some ugly bitch to fucking ride with you? You want that bitch from hog back? You want that bitch from hog back in? Fucking couldn't even pay 475, man. Damn, man. People were all like, you shouldn't have paid but that, you know, you shouldn't have paid for it, you shouldn't have paid for it. I'm just like, yeah, that's monkey, bro. I'm just that, I'm just that type of person. Like, you know, like just, and I was just like, you know, fuck your glasses, man.
SPEAKER_04Fuck your brown shirt. Fuck your brown shirt, man.
SPEAKER_08Fuck your fuck your antlers, eh, man? You must be related to that deer to hit me, man. That's why you're acting like that. Okay. Hey, but no, for real, man, like, like, um, like, I get it. You know how how some guys are gonna take offense to the podcast. Yeah. Thinking that, oh shit, we know everything. We've never said that we know it all. We've never said that, oh yeah, this is the right way, this is the wrong way, whatever. These are our opinions, man. This is just a fucking podcast, guys, for real. And if you guys can't take any of the jokes, you know, like um, you know, don't don't unfollow. Follow us still. Share, like, but like, like, the like the titles in in the in the website. It's a comedy podcast, alright? It's a comedy podcast, so don't get all butt hurt, don't take any of our answers, our questions, literally, man. Like, I'm just like, dude, these are our opinions, you know? Like when it comes to dating, when it comes to, you know, like how your lady looks, you know.
SPEAKER_03So I'm wondering, bro, like, if they go to fucking watch Joe Coy, bro, I wonder if they would take his jokes like fucking to the heart. For real, man, like if they got a comedy show, bro.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, for real, man. And shout out to Joe Coy, man. When the last time I went was last year, man. Fucking it was the best, best comedy concert ever, man. Trying to catch him in Phoenix, right? Oh man, dude, man, dude, he is fucking hilarious, man. I love it, man. We yeah, we we went to go check him out, man. He was freaking, freaking hilarious, man. And but I heard that, um, I heard that uh him and uh um I almost said Enrique Glacius. Him and uh Gabriel Iglesias are on tour right now. Yeah, love me, man. I heard that they're on tour right now, man. One person that I want to see is um is uh what do you call it? Kevin Hart. But there's always mixed reviews on his comedy. Some people say that you know his comedy is just kind of the same jokes that you can see on Netflix, that they wouldn't you wouldn't waste, you know, they wouldn't waste their money on it, but I wouldn't mind going to go check him out, you know? I mean, Kevin Hart's pretty funny. You know, yeah, yeah, he's pretty funny, yeah. But fluffy and Joe Coi, bro? Man, dude, that's a that's a fucking deadly combo right there, man. That's gonna be freaking. And then also, um, I don't know if you heard if you know him, but if you heard of Ralph Belhosa. Yeah. Yeah, man, we went to go see his show last year, dude. That was hilarious, bro. Like, holy shit, man. It was freaking funny, man. So uh shout out to all the comedians out there, man. Look out for us, man. Look out for us. We're coming up, we're coming up. We're going. Yeah, man. Rolling with the homies. Yeah, rolling with the homies, man. But yeah, man, we just wanted to record a quick uh uh podcast, you know, on our way home, just to let everybody know that Shell's one. Damn. Shell's won. Yeah, man. Why don't you ask the asshole? Why don't you ask the asshole with all the money? Damn, again, man. I I can't I can't say it enough, man. Props to Kessa for fucking coming out, swinging, and just um just doing her best with the road, Sam. I think I think she came out swinging and she came out scratching. Oh man, she came out scratching, man. Not swinging, but scratching. Scratching, man, scratching like she got some. Damn.
SPEAKER_07She was like, no, I don't want to say that, no. Yeah, she can't say that.
SPEAKER_08I don't want to. Kessa, Kessa, I know you're listening. You know, you gotta man up, man. Throw some lads. Throw some ladyballs, man. You know, let it hang. Let it hang. Let it hang, man. All you ladies out there, two twelve ladies listening. They're voting for her. Come on, eh? But no, man, some some guys were were were chiming in. They're like, man, Kessa did a good job, you know, like props, props to Kessa. And so, yeah, man, she she did a good job, man. And we just wanted, like I said, I wanted, I wanted to um to do it or have have the poll open all this week. But, you know, I I got I got shit to do this weekend, man. You know, I'll be out in Muscalero again. And then, oh shit, bro, Saturday, March 28th, man. I lost everything drops on iTunes, Spotify, and every streaming service out there. So if you guys haven't checked it out, go check it out, man. Miclis, M-I-K-E-L-E-S-S, I lost everything, and then also always comes out April 11th, bro. So that's gonna be freaking dope, man. I'm looking forward to it. I think I'm just gonna do a whole collection of songs called Heartbreaks and Ukulelis. Damn. Platinum. Yeah, platinum right there, man. Go on tour. Hey man, that's too funny. That's that's too funny, man. But yeah, man, um, other than that, man, how was work, man?
SPEAKER_03I didn't know work was good, man. It was just kind of just pointing fingers like a fucking uh, what'd you say? Like an opera person. Oh yeah. Yeah, like a fucking band director guy.
SPEAKER_08Oh, yeah. Yeah, hey yo, man, just you're supposed to do this, or I thought you were gonna do this type of shit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I was gonna have the music today. I said I have my music sticking. What is it called? That little Oh yeah, the the little yeah, I I know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_08Yeah. What about you guys working? It was good, man, it was good. Oh man, I I wasn't I wasn't gonna say anything, man, but I mean not not the well, I guess yeah, but uh man, tomorrow, man, tomorrow I have a I have a Zoom meeting with um fucking uh San Juan Regional Hospital, man. Um applied there. And they reached out, they're just like, hey, let's do an interview. Uh if we can meet if we can uh meet you with your salary or whatever, would you consider coming over? Uh as much as I don't want to, man. It it it it might, you know, depending on what they offer, but man, I love I love my job where I'm at right now, bro. Like fucking my team that I work with is top tier, man, people that I hang out with on the daily or to get to see, and um I'm finding an excuse to be there now. I'm just gonna miss a snake pick. I know this is gonna make I'm just gonna miss a snake pick, hey man, getting bit all the time. No, and then and then also I um before I went to Fort Defiance, I I was working at San Juan College. Yeah uh I was over there as a as one of the techs, um, and my my old boss from there reached out and was just like, hey man, we we got some we got some positions open. Um and we think we you might be a good fit, man. If you want to apply, go for it. We'll just pull your your application. And dude, Thursday I got an interview with San Juan or or um San Juan College too, man. So if you take uh S J R M C, I'll go over there too. Heck yeah, man. So so that that's uh kind of in the works. I didn't want to say anything, you know, because uh I don't want to make people sad.
SPEAKER_05But but yeah.
SPEAKER_08Shit, man. Hey, just listen to the podcast, hear my voice. Hey, yeah, yeah. But yeah, man, so so I'm looking forward to that. Like I said, man, uh if um I'm not too sure where where the salary-wise lays with them, uh lays with them. Uh I don't know where the salary is with them or anything. Uh I I get an awesome wage where I'm working and I love it. Like I said, the the atmosphere is awesome, my co-workers are awesome, and I just um, you know, I I shoot, man, see what happens, man. Put it in the hands of the creator, man, you know? Yup, that's all we gotta do, man.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
SPEAKER_03Just like I did with the roast, bro.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, oh I let God write my roasts up.
SPEAKER_03I let God take control. I told God to take with it.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not Jesus, but God. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Oh man. Take control. You won't. You was fucked up, bro. What's that, man?
SPEAKER_03What I said. It's like Kessa's big cat. I was like, God damn. I was like, that's fucked up, you fucking asshole.
SPEAKER_08Man, but it was it was cool, though. Kessa was a fucking sport though, man. I felt sad. Yeah, dude. And they like I said, man, people were just like, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, but you know, it's a roast, man. You know, it's a roast. Equal rights, equal fights, man. She was a good sport about it. Yeah, she was a good sport about it, man.
SPEAKER_03But it was like, fuck. And then the last part I heard she was all like, oh, she also was wearing Crocs.
SPEAKER_08I was like, what the fuck? Yo, man. What's wrong? What's wrong with it? You're supposed to, you're like in the real battle, you're supposed to check out your opponent from head to toe, you know? They are that's her fault. That's her fuck, yeah. Yeah, yup, yup, that was, man. But but again, man, it was it was a good battle roast, man. It was one for the books, and uh it's the first time that we've done that here on the podcast. And people are chiming in saying, hey, you know, like let's let's do it again, let's do it again. And if you guys want, if you guys want to challenge somebody, uh set that challenge, let me know. I'll I don't know who you would want to roast or who you would want to challenge. Maybe it's a friend, maybe it's a family, maybe it's a sister, a brother, or whatever. Yeah, you just want to talk shit to your ex, man. Let us know, man. We'll set that up. You guys can do it on the podcast, man. And uh we'll we'll put it out there for the world to uh the world to see. And then also, man, we got a bunch of emails, man. Just congratulations on on the rankings of the podcast, bro. Like, man, we got to do, man. I I know Shell's had to have to leave. Um, but you know, the rankings of the podcast, like, holy smacks, man. That was that was freaking that's freaking amazing, man. Numbers, man. Yeah, numbers, man. And again, it's all because of you guys, man, for liking, sharing, subscribing, following, and just enjoying the podcast, man. So continue to do that. We appreciate you guys, and man, we'll we'll continue to to bring more funny content and just make you guys laugh more, man. Bring more bullshit. Bring more bullshit, man. And just so you guys can get mad. Just so you guys can get mad and say, oh, you said this, you said fuck out of here. I didn't say that shit. Fuck your butthole lips. Fuck your butthole lips, man. Clean out your ears, man. That's why you ladies always yelling at you, man. You don't listen, man. Oh man, you know, she doesn't like that position, but you always put her in that position.
SPEAKER_03But uh, you know, when I was in talk, guess what? Oh yeah, shell. Oh, if I do shell with that crox on. Yeah. I was gonna say, fuck, guess at least I can keep rubber on your ex kit.
SPEAKER_05Damn, man! That would have been a one-hitter quitter, man. That would have that damn man. Oh, man. It's a good thing you didn't, eh? Damn, I would have mic dropped that bitch. Oh, you would have mic dropped that, man.
SPEAKER_08Sheez, man. Oh, that was a damn. That was that, yep. That's a one-hitter quitter, bro, for real, man. KO watching that. You should have been like, that's fucked up.
SPEAKER_05Man, damn, man.
SPEAKER_03Man, that was yeah. It's good thing, it's good thing you didn't say that, man. And we're not talking about kids, we're talking about you. We're talking about rubbers. You were talking about rubbers, man. You know what I'm saying, man?
SPEAKER_08You you you parents out there that are letting your kids listen to the podcast. Come on, man. Come on, hey, yeah. But yeah, man, I mean, it's it's um it this is freaking fun, bro. Like for us, man. Uh when we started it, uh, we didn't know exactly what was gonna happen with it, and then it just kept on growing and growing, and and dude, man, like all all the all the fun, man, all the stories and just uh the questions that we do get in, uh narrowed it down. And like I said, you know, we're trying to get everybody's opinion in. Like uh, like not even not only Kessa, but got another friend that's wanted to jump on the podcast too. Um she she's like, oh yeah, I can answer some of these questions too, you know? Yeah. And then also Brandon, freestyle Brandon is gonna come on too as well, man. Drop some bars. And then uh, yeah, man, just uh full circle, man. And that's pretty much it, man. Damn. Freestyle Raiders coming out. Heck yeah, man. I'm trying to bring them out of retirement, man. Bring them out of retirement. And then uh one of the questions that we didn't get get to since um since uh what do you call it? Uh graduation season. Uh I got in a question that said, Mike and Shells, what advice would you give a graduate?
SPEAKER_03What advice would I give a graduate? Yeah, yeah. That's a good one, honestly. Like, there's a lot of things to tell him or hurt, but there's a lot of things to say, but like my my saying, I would just tell him, you know, live life to the fullest and finish what you want to get started when you get out of high school. Yeah, start with it and finish it. Like, don't fucking hook yourself in the wrong hole. That's kind of what I would say, bro.
SPEAKER_08Oh man, man. Heck yeah, man. Mine's mine's would be um make mistakes. Make mistakes. It is okay to make mistakes, man. Yup, it's okay to fuck around and find out, man. So it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, man. Uh, but no, make mistakes. Life is gonna happen, man. Life is not perfect. Uh, you might have a plan, it's not going to go according to how you plan it. Life is gonna happen. You are going to go through life, go through breakups, go through makeups. Just don't get pregnant. Man, that's that's the best advice out there, man. Wrap it up, shit, eh? Oh, man. But um, uh, but yeah, yeah, make mistakes, you know. It's okay it's okay to make mistakes. There's nothing wrong with that. Uh the only thing is just don't stay in that slump when you make a mistake. A lot of the times, man, when we make a mistake, we fucking beat ourselves up on it, you know? Um, and and you know, it's okay, man. You are gonna make mistakes. You know, life isn't perfect, but but how you get up for making that mistake is is is what counts, man. So congratulations to all the- How you gonna get up, Craig? Yeah, how you gonna get up, Craig? Let him fight back, let him fight back, let him fight back, yeah. Let him be a man, let him be a man, you know? But congratulations to all the graduates out there, man, 2026. You guys did it. I know some of you guys felt like you guys weren't gonna be you guys weren't able to do it, or it got overwhelming, but heck, you guys did it, man. They said you wouldn't gonna do it, but you went ahead and did it, and then you did it some more, and then you're doing it some more again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't remember what else, uh, what what else that they asked, but I was I was trying to go through some of the um emails, some yeah, some of the emails, but uh service sucks right here, man. But this podcast is gonna drop tonight, man. This is a freaking special one. Tonight. So tonight, it is uh Taco Tuesdays, and uh so get your tacos and uh sit back, relax, and listen to the podcast, man. Hey, man, what's your favorite taco? My favorite taco, I would say, is probably a cagne asada taco. Yeah, I was saying beer.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_08Man, they well, we had that today at Fort. Cafeteria had cana sada tacos, and dude, it wasn't man, it was it's uh I hate to say it, man, but it was trash, man. Damn, man, and I I got so spoiled to go into like real taco shops, you know? Shout out Rodolfo's hey man Yeah, I got I got spoiled to go into a real taco shop Al Toro, man. Dang, what about yours, man? Damn, same.
SPEAKER_03I like Al Toro, bro.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, Carne Asadas. Man, yeah, heck yeah, man. But man, I haven't um I haven't given any shout outs to all of our new listeners, man. Thank you to all of our new listeners and our new subscribers, and then my freaking uh that's what got me trouble. That's my dog, that's what got me in trouble right there. Say that, man. Like, man, like the oldest shante when she was in jeans and heels. Oh yeah, you want your girl, shut the fuck up, man. Say that shit, man. Damn, man. Let me have my let me have my fantasy, alright? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can have yours of your wife looking like how she is. Hey man, and all the new listeners do, man. We fucking hit Germany, bro. What Germany. We are in Germany and in Singapore, and we made it to Albany, New York, bro. Albany, New York is in the building, man. New York, man, New York. Yo, what up, Sean? Yo, what's up, Sean? All my people's out there in New York, Sean. Hey, man, man. But yeah, man, we got freaking, dude, man. The the the numbers, like I said, I I I don't like to look at the stats, but they're climbing, bro. They're climbing, man. The locations are getting bigger. Hey, that's what she said. Shout out to all my dude, as much as we fucking rag on Arizona, they're the most listeners, bro. They're the most listeners. They're talking shit about Arizona. We don't try to man, man. They're probably telling everybody you gotta listen to this podcast, they're talking shit about Arizona, that we don't know how to drive, that we're all short. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is too funny. Yeah. Oh, man. But yeah, man, our our most listeners come from Arizona, bro, and then New Mexico, and then Colorado, and then it just kind of spans on out from there, man. So freaking, it's it's it's amazing. It's amazing, it's amazing. I can't complain about it. Fucking Round Rock, man. It's all quiet, Nino Hotso, all that way, man. All the way to Second Mesa. Yeah, we'll get Second Mesa, huh?
SPEAKER_04Second Mesa, god damn.
SPEAKER_08Man, but other than that, man, uh, got any plans for the weekend?
SPEAKER_03The weekend, bro. Um, not too sure yet, bro. Like, you know, it's just whatever pops up, pops up.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, right on, man. Yep, yep.
SPEAKER_03You got anything plan for Easter?
SPEAKER_08Easter? Um, no, man. Uh probably just trying to hit up uh find some eggs. Yeah, find some eggs, man. So if you guys got kids out there that are going Easter egg hunting and you need a step in dad, I don't mind a dad, man. I don't I don't mind uh running around the park looking for some eggs, man, as long as I get half of those eggs, you know? As long as I get some, man. You know, as long as I get some, man.
SPEAKER_05But yeah, man. So if you want to rent a money. So if you want to rent a rent a man, eh.
SPEAKER_08It'll be hit me up, man. I freaking show up and show up your ex. Then your family's gonna be like, who's this guy, man? We really like this guy. He's all over there helping the egg, uh helping the kids find the egg, Bob. He's really pushing them over, getting eggs, and give me that candy. Give me that candy, yeah. Like remember what chili fritos. Yeah, remember when Debo and uh Smokey went into the house and he was like, We got about $200. And he was like, I got about $200. I'm gonna say that. When they say, Oh yeah, me, me and new dad got 200 eggs. We got two me and me and new dad got 200 eggs. I'm gonna say, we got, I got eggs. I got 200 eggs. I got 200 eggs, man.
SPEAKER_05Jumping your right dick off. Hey, he's jumping my right dick off, man. Forget it.
SPEAKER_08Skirt, skirt, yeah, damn, yeah. Oh, man, but what when you guys do Easter? Do you guys are you guys old school and do like uh boiled eggs, color them? Because I know nowadays people they just do the plastic eggs, you know?
SPEAKER_03No, bro. I like boiling them and coloring them, bro.
SPEAKER_08You like you like that, man? That's cool, man. Damn, it's been a long time, man. From Brooklyn's almost 20 this year, man. So it's been almost 20 years since I colored eggs. Damn. That's a sign. That's a sign. That's a sign. Come on, before you come up, man. Hey, you guys want me to come over and color eggs?
SPEAKER_05Hey, that sounds all rowdy, man. You want me to come over and color eggs? Brent some breakfast. Rent a dad for a night. Hey, rent a dad, man. Hey, dude, that was that's too funny because talking about want some breakfast.
SPEAKER_07I was watching that last night.
SPEAKER_08I was watching fucking baby boy, man. There's just something about that movie that's just the blueprint, man.
SPEAKER_03I'll be hanging around here for a while. Me and your mama getting real close.
SPEAKER_05Oh shit, man. That is just too funny, man. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_03Yep, there you go, man.
SPEAKER_08But Easter, man, you guys just um got anything big planned for the Easter family.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna buy a fucking sheep on Saturday, bro. Damn. Butcher on uh fucking Sunday.
SPEAKER_08Oh I'm gonna be over, man. I'm gonna be over, man. We're gonna get down again, man. Man, oh we're gonna get down again. Holy cow, man. That last time Shell's butchered, man. Like, I I fucking tore that shit up, man. Damn. It was so good, man. And and I was I was I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting, man. That blood sausage. That blood sausage. Oh, man, man. That is uh, like I said, man, I don't I don't I don't care about a little hair in my in my boot. Oh shit. And that was one of the emails that we got, man, was was that man. It was just like um, oh, you're all nasty, you you know, you're talking about hair and everything. I'm just like, it's a fucking question. It came in, you know, like what are we supposed to do? Not talk about it, you know? And I was I was like, man, it's like you're just probably all not being bushed out, that's why, man.
SPEAKER_07You're being all nasty evil.
SPEAKER_08Probably all bushed out, that's why, man. Amazon in there, that's why, man. Mad, man. Mad, mad, man.
SPEAKER_03That's why they say they got jungle fever.
SPEAKER_05Oh, fucking Congo, man. Congo be a good boy. Congo be a good boy, man.
SPEAKER_08Oh, you remember that movie, Congo, bro? Dude, after I watched that movie for a while, man, I was scared of a fucking monkey.
SPEAKER_04I was, bro! I was, I'm not even lying, man. I was like, man, eh.
SPEAKER_03Oh shit. Dude, I watched uh I was trying to watch um 12 year old slave, bro. 12 year old slave?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Damn, dude, that movie's crazy, bro. Is it really? Yeah. Like the first part, I kind of fell asleep. Oh, dude. Dude, the funny part was it's crazy that I was sleeping on the fucking, I was sleeping on that, what do you call it? Recliner. Oh, yeah, yeah. I fell asleep on it, and then here I woke up and here, dude, and like you fucking I was like, what the fuck? This dude, this black guy was getting all whipped by a fucking slave guy. What the heck? I was like, what the fuck? What happened to the boring part? Yeah. I was like, God damn. Damn, man. That movie's crazy, bro. Is it really? Yeah. Um like first part is boring, I fell asleep, but I think it was toward the middle, or I want to say, yeah, about toward the middle or a little past the middle. Yeah. Yeah, bro. I was like, God damn. Damn.
SPEAKER_08Well, what was it called? 12 Year Slave. 12 Year Slave, dang. So if you guys are out there, you guys want to watch a movie, and you guys want to get bad nightmares. Hey, yeah, yeah, you can watch that movie. Oh yeah, Rosewood. Oh, dang. I I like that movie, man. Rosewood was freaking. I want to watch that movie, bro. Dude, I remember watching that in English class, man. Damn. Yeah, yeah, watching the English class, man. And that I was like, there were some nasty scenes in there. I'm like, oh shit, are we really watching this? Teacher puzzle. Rewind it. I didn't see what they were doing.
SPEAKER_05Oh, you hear under your desk, man? I hear under your desk because I was pounding. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Teachers would say, what are you doing? Well, what are you doing? Uh uh, I'm I'm I'm I'm playing with my left pencil. Um writing notes. Writing notes.
SPEAKER_08Writing notes, man. I dropped my pencil. I dropped my pencil, eh? Um, trying to zip up my bag.
SPEAKER_03Don't come over here. Zipping up my bag. Dude, have you ever got caught like in middle school where teachers took your notes? Like, uh, like if you like the girl?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_08Oh man, dude, man. Oh, yep, it goes back to fucking Stephanie, man. Damn, I dumbass, man. Man, she's still getting me shovel to this day, yeah. No, for real, dude. Like, I thought I was like, oh, Mr. Poet and everything, man. You're trying to write her like. Oh shit. Oh shit. So I shouldn't even be making fun of the homie to write poems. Oh, dude, but for real, man. I remember I wrote this real good one on, man. I w I thought it was a good one. Just freaking like telling her how how pretty she was, you know, I think she's cute. And I was just like, man, yeah, you know, like I can, I can um, I can get you uh, you know, when they had the warrior sales? Yeah, I can get you anything you want, try to be TI at that at that young of an age, you know. I was like, yeah, man, get you something at the warrior sale, and just trying to be all cool, man, and freaking just backfire, man.
SPEAKER_04She's like, ew, you work at Virgin King.
SPEAKER_08She's like, Ew, ew, you work at Virgin King. I only date blue-colored men. Didn't even know what that is. I was like, man, whatever that is, that's from my bean.
SPEAKER_05We ain't bagging up nobody's job title.
SPEAKER_08No, no, no, no, don't. It's a fucking joke. It's a joke, man. Alright, you guys do what you guys want to do to make money, alright? If you guys are blue collar, you guys are nerds, you guys work at Burger King, man.
SPEAKER_03If you're a fucking stripper, whatever.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then that was uh that that was one of the questions that that um that was kind of going around with that, the whole the whole job in blue collar was was how did you get into your job? How did I get into my job?
SPEAKER_03I I when I was growing up, bro, I I worked uh farm and ranch, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I was little, bro. And um, you know, like working around my my grandparents' field and doing all that shit. And that's when I just fell in love with tractors, man. Heck yeah. So from there on I just fell in love with tractors, and that's what I wanted to do. But in reality, bro, I wanted to fucking be uh um I wanted to fly planes, bro. Oh shit. Like for the military, like the Air Force. Okay, so I wanted to do that, but I went a different direction and started running equipment now. So heck yeah. But then I'm happy that my little brother, my little little brother, he he fell into that.
SPEAKER_08Oh, nice, nice.
SPEAKER_03Now he's flying planes, bro. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_08I was like, fuck yeah. Damn, man. Must be scary now with the whole fucking war and shit. Yeah, getting scared. Oh, yeah. Getting scared? Yeah, man, fucking man, that's cool, man. Heck yeah. Dude, that's fucking badass, man. Mine, mine was, I think I might have told this story before, but the way the the way I fell into IT, man, was just a fucking big mistake, man. Damn. So I think I was uh um a sophomore, yep, over at Kerlin. Went to school at Kurlin there for a little bit. And fell in love with the teacher, yeah. Hey, fell in love with the team. That's a whole different story, man.
SPEAKER_04True story.
SPEAKER_05Oh
SPEAKER_08Man, but uh yeah, it was uh sophomore and it was the first week of school. She gave me an A. I didn't even start I didn't even start class yet. I did, but yeah, man, it was the first week of school, and um I went to the wrong class, bro. I went I went to uh um I thought I thought my paper said computer, like computer class, you know? And so I went to this, I went to the class that was right next to it, and I was in that class for fucking almost three weeks, man. Damn. Yeah, and then finally the school called my my parents and was just like um was just like, hey, you know, like Michael hasn't been in class yet. My dad was pissed, man. He was just like, Michael, why aren't you in class? I'm like, I'm going to class, you know? And they're like, no, they said you're not in class, you know, how come you're not going to class and all this stuff here? Come to find out about it, man. I freaking was going to the wrong class. The class that I was going to was a computer class. Uh, you know, kind of the basics at the beginning, you know, uh building the computer, programming the computer, uh learning about software and stuff like that. And then after that, man, I just I just fucking fell in love with computers, man. I was just like, oh shit, this is something that I I'm good at, you know? And I just, like I said, you know, my dad worked at APS and he was uh he was a machinist. That's what I wanted to do, you know? But heck man, being a machinist is freaking technical, man. Like, I don't even know how I even passed in college, man, with my computer classes, because computers is all numbers, you know? Being a machinist is all numbers. I suck at math, bro. Like, I I I kid you not, man. Like, I freaking suck at math, man. So that's how I fell into my profession and been that since forever, man. Yeah, man.
SPEAKER_03It's weird because like in construction, bro, like uh construction, bro, you gotta use math. Dude, I suck at fucking math. But when it's like on the spot, bro, yeah, I'm like, holy fuck, like, how do I figure that out, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck? I gotta freak out on myself, dude, bro.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, it's kinda weird. Dang, man. Heck yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, that's how um that's how I got into it. And and like I said, I've I've known Shells forever, man, and and uh he's pretty good when it comes to machinery and tractors and everything, and getting me out of bad situations, like with my fucking vehicle. Fuck your handlers. Well man, yeah, fuck your antlers, man. There you go, man. Oh damn, it's too funny, man. But yeah, man, like I said, man, we're not bagging on anybody's profession, man. Whatever you guys do, heck yeah, do it to the fullest, man. If you love your job, you love your job. Yo, if you love your job, you love your job. If you hate it, then you love it. Fuck it. Yeah, there you go, man. But don't make fun of my feet. Yeah, yep, don't make fun of my feet though, man, because my uh I can't fit my feet in my work. I was like, I'm making fun of my feet.
SPEAKER_04Damn, yeah, it was uh she she did have a punch for you.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_08But it was it was kind of weak. It was weak, dude. Kessel. Damn.
SPEAKER_05Oh man, that's too freaking funny, man.
SPEAKER_03Fucking Kessa. Well, good try, guys.
SPEAKER_08Yep, good try, Kessa, man. But again, yep, again, if you guys want to jump on the podcast, you guys want to try roast. Again, we do get we did get a challenger, man. Freaking Spam Neck was wanting to uh try roast with Kets with Kessa or team up with Kessa. And uh I think she might try to go toe-to-toe with Shells. Yeah, baloney neck's gonna lose, bro. Bolognay neck is gonna Equal rights, equal fights, man. I think I might have to jump in on this one.
SPEAKER_07Hey, man, freaking punish everybody, yeah. Punish, man. She'll be like, oh, you're so rude.
SPEAKER_08You're so rude, man. It's like, you know what's rude, man? You still got that string of that baloney around your neck. Hey!
SPEAKER_03You thought it was a hair tie?
SPEAKER_08Hey, you thought it was a hair tie, man? Thought it was a necklace. Oh man, but yeah, we're gonna we're gonna have some upcoming um we're we're gonna have some upcoming roasts again, and again, like we got some guests that are coming on, uh, working around everybody's schedule, but until then, you know, we'll we'll keep we'll keep bringing you guys a podcast, adventures of Mike and Shells, uh, have some more stories coming up, also be answering more questions again, and just um vibing out, enjoying life, man. Yo, you know who didn't get on the podcast? Who was that? QLA. Oh, Q, yep, QLA, man, if he. When he gets his shit together. Nah, the homie Q, man. If you guys don't know who the homie Q, QLA, man, go check out his music, man. He's a good homie, man. We got we have to interview him. He drops some new music too.
SPEAKER_07Oh, did he really? Yeah, bro. Oh shit, man. Thank you, man. I'm his DJ, and I don't even know.
SPEAKER_08He's still mad at me from the last show. Damn. Oh shit, I didn't even know that, man. But all right.
SPEAKER_03He drops some new music, it's fire, bro.
SPEAKER_08Oh, nice, man. So go go to iTunes, Spotify, wherever you guys stream music, uh, type in all capital letters Q I L L A. Listen to his music. He's fucking dope. I DJ for him. He's uh mean shelf, good personal friend of ours, man. So we do we do make fun of him too, so it's all jokes, and uh, but yeah, man, he's he's uh I I know he's on the grind. I don't know what he's doing right now. He's M IA. Damn, hey, that's dope, man. I have to check that out, man.
SPEAKER_03I was just listening to the other day, bro, and I was like, God damn. Damn, man. Going through it, no, he's going through it, and he's like, Because it's two o'clock in the morning, bro.
SPEAKER_08I listened to the song when I'm up at 2 o'clock, bro. Damn, yeah, bro. Man, you know who know who's coming out with new uh music too as well, man? Mike Liss. Damn! March 28th. I lost everything dropped, man.
SPEAKER_07I don't know if you guys heard it, but David's heard pretty fire, man. You know who else music is dropping, bro? Who else?
SPEAKER_03Kessa. Oh, I lost against shells.
SPEAKER_08I lost everything against shells. I lost everything against Shells, man. The remix. The remix, yeah.
SPEAKER_04The remix, baby.
SPEAKER_08All you can hear is hey!
SPEAKER_04Hey!
SPEAKER_08Sounding like Coco over there, and hey!
SPEAKER_04Oh shit, ew.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah, bro. Um, another one.
SPEAKER_07Oh shit.
SPEAKER_08Another one, dude, was was the was the question about about the dude's social media. Yeah. Like people were chiming in on it, man. People were emailing, and and guys, guys said the same thing that I said that maybe he's scared that he's gonna see something that he's gonna wanna see. Yeah, he's not gonna want to see that's at, you know, out of the ordinary that, you know, um, yeah, he's there guys, man, guys were chiming in and were like, damn, that's the worst fucking thing, man. It's if I, you know, if I add my lady or whatever, and I and I see something that that um I don't want to see, you know? But that's that's probably the reason why, you know? And then uh one of the ladies was just like, you know, like if he's if he's really open like he is, um, you know, why why why does he he not want to, you know? And she said that, oh yeah, everything that I post, my my husband sees. Everything that I post, he has access to. He has access to my social media passwords and stuff like that. And and that's good, you know, that's that's a good foundation, but but some people, you know, they they they still got trust issues, man. You know? Like, like um, like I said, man, one of my biggest insecurities, man, is fucking dating outside of my league. Fucking dating, I'm fucking dying piece, man. But if I did, man, I'd show that off to the world, you know? And uh, so you know, that like I said, man, that's why I always watch uh she's way out of my league. Or she's out of my league, man, because she's all that, man. But but yeah, man, so so you know, it's it's uh like I said, man, he can go back and forth. He probably doesn't want to see anything that he's it's gonna culture shock him or freak him out. And then also, you know, on her part, she she's just like, I don't want to see anything, and it's DMs, you know?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, like like you said earlier in the podcast, eagle rights and fights, bro. Yeah, that's the way it goes. Like if you want to fucking be on social media or whatever, equal rights, man. That's that's kind of how I see it, my perspective. But everybody else has a different perspective of looking at how things are, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_08And and then my my my point of view, like my point of view, my view on it always is always gonna be the same, man. If you if I'm with you, okay, I'm with you 100%. You know, there's no great lines or whatever, you know, there's no worries about it. Um if I'm getting a picture from you or whatever, you know, let just let that be for me, please. Let me have that, you know? Let me have that so I can, you know, having a fucking bad day, look at it like, damn, that's that's my lady right there. That's my girl, that's my wife, whatever, you know.
SPEAKER_03You gotta make sure she's not dressed up.
SPEAKER_08Oh, yeah, there you go, man. She's all plain Jane, man. Don't have me makeup on and everything. Because even though I'm the only one that's gonna look at the picture, I don't want anybody else looking at it. I don't want it. I want it, but I don't want it. But that, you know, like for me, that that's all I'm saying. And I'm not saying that to be insecure, I'm just saying, you know, like as I guess you can say a private person, like I I can can I just have you for a little bit before you know run social media? You know, let me give me give me that at least, you know, uh before you run the social media and and tell the whole world, you know, that that you're eating here and there and you're posting your feet. Yeah, let me have it for at least a couple hours. At least let me have it for a couple of hours, uh, but yeah, man.
SPEAKER_03How would you say this? How would you put this on wording like for guys and girls, like and they don't want their dudes or their chicks to dress up like for them or get dolled up or whatever the fuck you call it, like wouldn't that be like like you're downgrading them?
SPEAKER_08Yeah, exactly. That that that's what I would think. I mean, okay, so for I guess you could say for for a female, I would think that if she's if she's dressing up, she's dressing up for you. She wants to look good for you. If you guys have a date night, you guys are going out on a date or whatever, she's dressing up for you, you know, because you know, she's taking pride in you too as well as her husband or boyfriend or whatever. So she wants to look good besides you. You know, and you know, for a guy, like I said, man, like if if if my person is dressing up and she looks bad, like she's like fucking I'm I'm gonna parade you, I'm gonna put you on my shoulder and fucking parade you around. You know, like like this is my this is mine, you know? I would be fucking honored, man. Like, like, but but I don't know, man, it's it's uh like I said, man, um security.
SPEAKER_03How would he feel how would he feel if it's like a girl told him like his lady told him why you dressing up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, why are you dressing up?
SPEAKER_08Like, don't dress up like white wearing boots today. Yeah, white wearing boots today. Um okay, so so if your lady said that, like why why do you have your boots on? What would you say?
SPEAKER_03Fucking dressing up, yeah.
SPEAKER_08Dale, man. The only thing that that ever kind of got me in trouble too was uh colognes. Damn. Was just like um, you know, like date nights or whatever, you know, where a certain cologne and that was just for her, you know? Yeah. Um you trying to smoke it for. Exactly.
SPEAKER_05Okay, I was all trying to tiptoe around that but like, you know, like, yeah, I do it for her, bad bitch. Like it's a bitch, man. Damn, man.
SPEAKER_08Um no, no, like, like, even, like, even if we didn't have, like, even if it wasn't a date night and I wore a cologne, you know, like that, that's yeah, and I understand it, you know, like she. Yeah, yeah, she likes that cologne, you know, and that's hers. That hers, that's her scent, and I get it, you know? Uh whose house did you come back from? Yo, man, who you wearing that for? Yeah, man. You know what, man? Fucking walk into that one, man. But yeah, man, I mean, if if if my lady wanted to dress up for me and it was specifically for me, um, like I said, man, I I would take that as a fucking like damn, you know? And I would I would want to return the favor too. Like, I would want to go out dressed up too as well, you know, because I'm I'm representing her, you know? And you know, when we go out, she's representing me. If she wants to be a fucking baddie, then hell yeah, man. I'm not gonna say no to that, you know? And and even like even if she was like that at work, you know, or whatever. If she's hey baby, we're going to Target, whatever, she's dressed up, or whatever, I'd be like, hell yeah, man. You know, people, because people see me with that person, you know? Friends know I'm with that person. So when they see them out and about, they're just like, oh yeah, is Mikey's Mikey's lady, Mikey's chick, you know, Mikey's wife, whatever, you know? And I'd be fucking honored. I'd be like, hell yeah, man, she's looking good. So I'll tell her all the time, man, you know, like yeah, you're looking good, huh? Okay. But we are almost back in the ship rock, man. And uh we just want to thank you guys for just vibing with us tonight, man, listening to the podcast. Like I said, uh, the name of this podcast, what shall we name it, man? Landslide? Landslide. Landslide, man, landslide, man, but shout out to Kessa, man. Final, final total score again, man. Shells took it. 78 votes for Shells. 12 votes for Kesso, man. And she, like I said, man, she she uh she came out, man. She she she came and she was willing to do it. So big ups to Kessa participation award, man. And thank you, all you guys that voted. I know there's still some people out there that are voting. Like I said, I wanted to keep the votes open, but um, I know we're I know I'm gonna be busy the next couple of uh couple of days and then the weekend too as well. I'm headed down to Muscalero. I'll be back in Muscalero, so I'm looking forward to it. I'm excited. Um and then after that, you know, be back on the crime. So yeah, man, that's that's that's all we got for for tonight's podcast, man. Yeah, you got anything? Yeah, you got anything?
SPEAKER_03Thank you guys for listening to the podcast.
SPEAKER_08Yup, there you go, man. Then remember, as always, man, you guys are in the favor of the creator. Ladies, smile because your smile is so contagious. Man, you guys are handsome way beyond words and way beyond credit that you give yourselves. And don't forget, man, if you guys didn't hear it around the campfire, it probably wasn't true.
SPEAKER_00Yo, check it, everybody. Check it everybody. We wanna thank you for coming into the circle. Just enjoy this funky beat and clap your hands, just clap your hands and listen to them. I said word around the campfire. You remember y'all, you don't hear it around the campfire. Probably ain't true because you heard it from your ex and you know they lied.