Nightmare Party - Pubby Brewsters

The party reunites one year into the future to run a restaurant.

Transcript

SPEAKER_06 0:00

Now what sort of d direction is this for the conversation?

SPEAKER_16 0:05

I just sh I you know what I'm just gonna back out. I w I think I think I should have left on the joke, you know? That's I've always been my welcome.

SPEAKER_13 0:12

Thank you. You've still made my daughter's birthday very special. I'm so glad you birthday.

SPEAKER_06 0:16

For crab senior.

SPEAKER_16 0:19

Yes. When a crab turns 15. Yes. In crab years. In crab years.

SPEAKER_13 0:24

In human years. I'm 48. No, we're not going down this direction.

SPEAKER_16 0:31

So you're 48, interest. Oh no. Hey! Put your pizzas down. All right.

SPEAKER_14 0:35

It's a very even though you saw all that, Jesus Christ in putting, you still are like, wow, what a great waiter. The best waiter we've ever had.

SPEAKER_05 0:44

Which means most of our waiters have been very bad. Very bad. He's very good, though. A waiter.

SPEAKER_16 0:53

Swim over. We're swimming, right?

SPEAKER_05 0:54

Yeah. Swim over. Putting it, I would like to ask you, um, who would you put?

SPEAKER_16 1:01

I thought this was owner L.

SPEAKER_03 1:03

I'm putting, and he's Jesus Christ. Oh, my old friends. Yes. Oh, you don't know. No, I don't know yet.

SPEAKER_14 1:10

We have to put a line in the sand. In the sand. Okay.

SPEAKER_16 1:13

Oh, old strangers.

SPEAKER_14 1:14

Waiter, do you recognize? You don't, right? You're still amnesia.

SPEAKER_16 1:18

Roll it. I remember, but when they said when when they reminded me of golf, there was a thing. No, there wasn't. No, there wasn't. Getting off the web. Let me let me roll to see if I um recognize either of them. No, you don't need to do that. Could be hard roll.

SPEAKER_14 1:34

Hard roll because you're very, you know, you experienced this for a year. Okay, I'm gonna roll to see if I recognize P. So I'm gonna say right now 17, 18, 19, or 20 is the only recognizable.

SPEAKER_16 1:44

Here we go. And it's a four, so nothing. Okay, you do not have to big time don't.

SPEAKER_03 1:48

Hey, uh you there. You there, uh, waiter.

SPEAKER_16 1:50

Yeah, me.

SPEAKER_03 1:52

Listen, we've got a big event coming up. That's right. We need help. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 1:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_14 2:03

Just then, uh, a very well-dressed crab comes into the door and dings ding ding ding. Ding at the bell. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_16 2:11

Is this the event?

SPEAKER_14 2:12

This is the mayor of Crabopoulis. That's exactly what I was gonna say. But it's he's not the mayor of Crabopoulos, he's the mayor's assistant who's here to do the groundwork for the event.

SPEAKER_05 2:20

Yeah, he's the mayor's assistant who dresses and looks exactly like the mayor, like a body devil, but does all the other stuff. I thought it was the mayor. It's easy. It's the mayor's assistant. It's easy to make that mistake.

SPEAKER_03 2:31

This guy's putting his crazy. When he walks down the street, you're gonna say to yourself, that's the frickin' mayor. Right.

SPEAKER_05 2:36

But then you as soon as he opens his little crab mouth, you're like, that's not the mayor.

SPEAKER_14 2:40

Is anyone going to come to the counter?

SPEAKER_16 2:47

I swim over too.

SPEAKER_14 2:48

Hello.

SPEAKER_16 2:50

Um, how can I help you?

SPEAKER_14 2:52

The mayor is big uh And you're the mayor? No.

SPEAKER_16 2:56

Oh no.

SPEAKER_14 2:57

I am the mayor's assistant. I have been for many years, and the mayor Classic mistake.

SPEAKER_03 3:02

Don't worry about it, buddy.

SPEAKER_05 3:04

Everybody makes a mistake seconds after they were told what was going on.

SPEAKER_14 3:08

Mayor Sh Shelsey.

SPEAKER_16 3:11

Mayor Shelsey.

SPEAKER_14 3:12

Mayor Shish Shelsey will be making a big announcement, and he wants to do it on the outskirts of Krebopolis. But we shall see if that how that works. Ooh, I like this guy. Is he work for you? Uh we're hoping.

SPEAKER_05 3:25

He's on probationary, he's on the probationary period.

SPEAKER_14 3:28

Anyways, but what he the mayor does request that all of you come to his office in Krebopolis for a meeting. Wow. Okay. So that's what he just wants to he just wants to go over some stuff. So I'll leave you his card. Okay. Okay. And you can just call his assistant, me, on your conch. And your name? My name? Terran. Oh, hi, Terran. Three N's. Make sure you say them. Terran. Terran. Okay. Thank you. This place looks pretty good.

SPEAKER_05 4:04

Yes, uh, welcome to Puppy Brewster's. Uh would you like uh some something to sit down and have a snack?

SPEAKER_14 4:09

Uh the tea. Well, well, I'm here, sure. Why don't I get the little experience before I go back to the mayor and tell him that you will call him and hopefully come to Krebopolis? Per Yeah, just treat me like you would a normal customer. Come on, waiter.

SPEAKER_05 4:21

This is your test, your final test to be employed here. You must. This isn't the mayor, you fucking idiot. Well no, I ow. Sorry. I like this. I like this. Yes, he likes this kind of stuff. This is very normal in crab culture. Slap it all.

SPEAKER_16 4:40

Terran, what would you like to drink?

SPEAKER_14 4:42

We offer the finest of Well, I'd like to sit down first if I could.

SPEAKER_16 4:46

Oh, of course, of course. Will this table be to your liking? Or how about this bar stool? Or you could take a seat by the window. What would you have me sit at? How about you sit over by this reverse aquarium, which is a terrarium inside this waterful filled restaurant? It's full of guys.

SPEAKER_10 5:05

It's just full of guys. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 5:09

It's all the guys and stuff that can't get wet. Cotton candy.

SPEAKER_16 5:13

They just can't get out. They're stuck there for ever. Is that good? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_14 5:18

I don't have a Citini.

SPEAKER_03 5:20

We're out of mature. We're out of we're guys get over here. We're out of the ingredients for the Citini. This is why we don't let them pick off of the special menu. But you handed them the special menu. And now we're out of ingredients for the Citini. I wanted to roll the red carpet out for the mayor's assistant, Terran. But what are you gonna do about it? We understand. It was good impulse.

SPEAKER_16 5:39

What are the what are the what are the ingredients in a Citini? Maybe we can fake it. Seawater. Seawater, yeah, we have plenty of that.

SPEAKER_03 5:45

We need we need precious deep sea olives. But the but the the wholesaler is out. The only place to get them is from the source. The depths of the uh olive cave.

SPEAKER_14 6:02

Yeah, it's called the This is what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_05 6:04

Olive Deep Sea Garden.

SPEAKER_03 6:06

Yeah, it's the olive deep sea garden. When you're there, your family. Why?

SPEAKER_05 6:12

Because you transform into one of them, one of the people that live there.

SPEAKER_02 6:16

Because if you're there for long enough, you get turned into an olive. It's a high-stakes mission. That's why only the wholesalers can be trusted to do it. What do we have to spell fucking everything out for you?

SPEAKER_15 6:26

Are there breadsticks there?

SPEAKER_05 6:28

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got breadsticks.

SPEAKER_15 6:30

Yeah, unlimited. You could get trapped in there and just keep eating. Is everything okay?

SPEAKER_14 6:35

Or can I have my titini?

SPEAKER_15 6:37

Your cittinny will be uh just about 20 minutes, sir.

SPEAKER_14 6:40

That's fine. That's a fine amount of time, actually.

unknown 6:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_14 6:43

Go, waiter. Go and get the ingredient.

SPEAKER_05 6:46

Here, take this battle axe.

SPEAKER_14 6:48

Cut it.

SPEAKER_05 6:49

Why do I need this? To cut the olives.

SPEAKER_15 6:53

Okay. I'm off.

SPEAKER_16 6:55

I'll be back. I see you. Okay, bye.

SPEAKER_14 6:58

I just head out knowing exactly where I'm going. So yeah, I think, yeah, you just know where you're going. Or you know what? Let's do a roll. Okay. Because you could go to a different Olive DC Garden.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

Olive TC Garden.

SPEAKER_16 7:13

Like I could go to the spaghetti factory. Alright, here we go. I'm gonna roll the sea Betty factory. Here we go. Rolling. Uh 10. Ooh, right on the line.

SPEAKER_14 7:24

Right on the line. Take this map! Okay, so yeah, you make it. You make it from the Olive Garden. Okay. So you make it to like sort of a mysterious. So you go down, down a sea cliff into sort of a kelp forest and you go through that. It's scary. There's bubbles everywhere. And there's like sort of a, what do you call it? Like uh glow in the dark fish. What do you call that? Jellyfish or something? Or like a phosphorescence? Bioluminescence. Bioluminescent fish everywhere. Glowing goldfish. Glowing goldfish, exactly. You go very deep. Feel the pressure on your chest. And you find a beautiful sort of uh it's an olive garden. You found an olive garden.

SPEAKER_16 8:03

Like the door to an olive garden?

SPEAKER_14 8:04

No, it's like this classic, like it's I think it's like stucco on the outside. It's got like a nice sign. Um and uh there's a door. So you go inside.

SPEAKER_16 8:13

Okay, I'm gonna go inside. Hello? Welcome to the olive garden. Deep sea.

SPEAKER_14 8:19

Deep welcome to the deep sea olive garden. You were here for a deep sea olive?

SPEAKER_16 8:24

Yes. The wholesaler or the person who buys sells our olives isn't out sick. We need some olives for a Citini. Oh well.

SPEAKER_08 8:33

You must answer three riddles, of course.

SPEAKER_03 8:36

Okay, one hey, excuse me. So sorry, sir. Who are you? Davis, can I talk to you for a sec?

SPEAKER_14 8:42

You're talking to me?

SPEAKER_03 8:43

Yeah, can I talk to you for a sec? Yeah, one of the things. We're not doing the riddles, right?

SPEAKER_14 8:48

Not even well, I thought that's what I I thought we'd do three riddles.

SPEAKER_03 8:51

Because uh we want to sell these things. We're trying to move product, right?

SPEAKER_14 8:54

Okay, so no? No riddles.

SPEAKER_03 8:57

No riddles.

SPEAKER_08 8:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_14 8:59

Yeah. Uh okay, what's the riddles three? It goes back to uh waiter. So uh we're just not doing riddles this month, I guess. This month? Yeah, I I just I'm I'm old school here. We used to do riddles, but I guess I got a new manager from corporate and it's all about sort of moving product. So Davis, can I talk to you? Yeah, sorry, one second. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_03 9:23

I see, I hear you're you're bad mouthing me to the customers. Like, what's the sort of goal here?

SPEAKER_14 9:28

Well, it's just Deep C Olive Garden used to have sort of a profound, sort of interesting, uh sort of uh dangerous sort of uh uh way to get the I just feel like we're giving them away now.

SPEAKER_03 9:43

Like what's we're not giving them away, we're selling them.

SPEAKER_14 9:46

Okay. Making profit.

SPEAKER_03 9:49

Yeah. Making profit.

SPEAKER_08 9:50

What's the uh how much per olive again?

SPEAKER_03 9:53

Oh my god. Well, I I usually just give them away with the riddle answers. You've been giving them away? Correct.

SPEAKER_09 10:02

Correct.

SPEAKER_03 10:03

They answer your riddle and you give them olives?

SPEAKER_14 10:05

Maybe they answer three. Three riddles. How hard are these riddles? All C based. Some of them are kind of fun. You want to hear one or uh start one.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_14 10:19

Okay. I am born in silence. I dance without feet. I carry whole kingdoms and shatter on stone.

SPEAKER_03 10:27

No, I no, I don't. What am I? No, I don't know, and I don't care. I don't know. It's hard, right? Yeah, it's hard. It's also not profit. Okay, so just go. Yeah. If if he's here to buy, here to buy. Yeah. See if you can lure him into the olive trap. Turn him into an olive. Yeah, that's part of it too. Yeah. Oh, is that what you were trying to do? Is you're trying to waste time to lure to lure him to become an olive.

SPEAKER_14 10:54

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know, I'm just old school. I've been working here for 30 years.

SPEAKER_03 10:58

I'm so sorry. I see. I forget that we're not okay. What kind of business are we again?

SPEAKER_05 11:03

Hey Steven, can I see you for a second?

SPEAKER_03 11:05

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_05 11:07

Yeah. Hi, Steven.

SPEAKER_03 11:08

Hey, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:09

Um I just want to see, uh, you didn't know that we need to lure guys into the traps, become the olives? You think these olives just growing trees down here?

SPEAKER_03 11:16

I'm so sorry. I forgot. I thought that's the profit-based. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:22

No, no, no. We trap lonely travelers, we turn them into the olives, and that gets us off in some way. And that we just like that.

SPEAKER_03 11:28

That gets us off?

SPEAKER_05 11:29

Yeah, we just like that. Like we're just sort of deep-sea monsters that like to trap people, turn them into olives like we have.

SPEAKER_06 11:34

Hey Martin, could I talk to you for a second? Okay, yep, yeah, absolutely. Yes. Did you just say that that gets us off?

SPEAKER_05 11:40

Yeah, I mean, I just use that as a shorthand for how like why we do the thing that we do, like why we just trap traps.

SPEAKER_06 11:46

That's not why we do the thing that we do. We do it to perpetuate the business to infinity. I know that. We do it to create more olives for the great olive tree.

SPEAKER_05 11:55

Yes, I I know that. But some of us have, you know, we derive w pleasure from work in different ways, and I thought maybe, you know. It wasn't appropriate of me to say that. Yes. Uh sorry about that.

SPEAKER_03 12:06

I I shouldn't have said that. And um Am I gonna send am I sending you to HR here?

SPEAKER_05 12:10

You don't have to. I I I think I'd roll it to HR. Can we cut to HR?

SPEAKER_06 12:14

Let's roll. Okay. I think we should roll. Roll. Okay. I'm rolling to see if I should send you to HR. I rolled a 16. Oh shit. So yeah, because HR. Mark C, can you play HR?

SPEAKER_16 12:24

Martin, uh, thank you for joining us. Hi. Hi. So um I just want to get uh an idea why you think you might have been sent to why I was the Olive Garden HR.

SPEAKER_05 12:34

I know why I was sent here, and I really don't think I don't think this needs to be a whole protracted thing. I I just was explaining to somebody sorry, can you roll that back a bit?

SPEAKER_16 12:41

Hold this this is it's become that. You're here right now. Yeah, but I think the process.

SPEAKER_05 12:46

But I think you have a certain amount of control over how long this goes, and if we want to go back to the main storyline.

SPEAKER_16 12:50

I have no control. I I uh my my I answer to one person, one thing only, and that's the big olive tree.

SPEAKER_05 13:04

Uh I'm sorry, big olive tree. I'm really so sorry. I really didn't expect this to go this far. Uh uh, I just all I said was I I just I expressed that I I get a certain amount of um internal joy at at fulfilling my duty for the big olive tree.

SPEAKER_16 13:17

You know, you have personal joy from this job? All joy is experienced by the grand olive tree.

SPEAKER_05 13:24

You cannot experience joy.

SPEAKER_16 13:25

That is for the grand olive tree.

SPEAKER_05 13:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_16 13:29

Okay, I'm we have no choice. You will be assimilated into the grand olive tree today. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_07 13:34

No, no, no, no, Eleanor. Eleanor, can I speak with you for a moment? Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, Grand Olive Tree. Yes. We talked about a three-strike policy.

SPEAKER_16 13:50

Sir, if I may. This it's not written, but this Martin has more than three strikes. They're just he he is he is a troubled.

SPEAKER_07 14:00

He's a valued employee. We're trying to set a tone. I'm not my father.

SPEAKER_16 14:08

You're not pure. If I may, you're not.

SPEAKER_07 14:11

Thank you, Eleanor. I don't just assimilate people anymore.

SPEAKER_16 14:16

I was trying okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 14:18

Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_16 14:19

What'd you say? Oh, did it take a while for that comment to reach all the way through?

SPEAKER_10 14:27

Assimiling assimilate. Oh, please.

SPEAKER_14 14:36

Okay, I think we can go back down the tree. I gotta leave. If you will. Oh, you got something, Kevin?

SPEAKER_05 14:40

No, no, no. My character's like, I'm just gonna let myself out.

SPEAKER_14 14:44

So let's go back to Well, he gotta he's gotta go talk to Steven. We gotta go back down the line. We gotta go back down the line. Yeah, yeah. Eleanor got a simulator, that's HR.

SPEAKER_16 14:55

And I would like to roll before it gets back to Waiter to see if he's just grabbed some olives and left. Because he's on the great, that's a great roll. It's a great role because this has taken a while.

SPEAKER_14 15:05

This has gone up the corporate three, if you will. No pun intended. Oh nice. Uh so I I think we're gonna make it um another kind of hardish roll, okay? Harder than we usually go. Okay. So I think twelve and above you have. Okay. Just a few ticks up, you know what I mean? You've grabbed and gone. Twelve. Oh, okay. How many did you grab? And what did you grab? What to describe it just so later we can like maybe there could be consequences. Because you don't know what you're doing, really.

SPEAKER_16 15:33

Yeah, so I I grabbed as many different types if I so I saw some like purple olives nearby, and I grabbed those, and I thought to myself, too easy, you know, they might not keep the ones. So I found some big fat, fat, like bright green olives. Okay, you know, near those, and then then I kept looking while they were talking. And then then I saw some orange-ish olives that felt like there wasn't even a pit inside, they're quite soft. I grabbed and then I just grabbed a jar of deep sea olives. Newman's own.

SPEAKER_14 16:07

Okay, so you got a jar, like a jar, a corporate branded jar. Corporate branded jar, just a few. And you got you got purple, I'm gonna say you got all of them. You got purple, you got green, you got orange. Yeah. Okay, all the different types. And you put them in like a little sack and you high gel it out of there. Yeah, I got it.

SPEAKER_07 16:21

And maybe, maybe the deep sea olive garden starts to shake, and the tree goes, someone took my precious oranges.

SPEAKER_14 16:36

Do I escape? You escape. You definitely escape. You've made it back successfully from a deep sea dive to uh deep sea olive garden to come back. It's been about like roll to see how long it's been. Well, I said 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_05 16:51

One year later.

SPEAKER_14 16:52

I'm so I'm hoping it's You said it'd be about twenty minutes, but there was all this.

SPEAKER_16 16:56

Yeah, so I'm hoping it's definitely down there.

SPEAKER_14 16:58

So what's the roll mean? Because what what I want is 20 minutes. 20 minutes. So I think like I I think it's just it's it's just I'll I'll so it's rolling. What about the 10 or above? It's 20 minutes. Okay. And anything under, I'll decide how long it's been based on how low it's how low the roll is. Kind of hoping for low roll. We'll see what happens. Eight. Okay, so it's more than twenty minutes. Uh it's been about forty.

SPEAKER_05 17:24

Oh my god, this guy's been waiting for 40 minutes for his called teeny?

SPEAKER_14 17:28

Terran? Terran. Terrany. What is the holdup with my C Tini?

unknown 17:34

Come in.

SPEAKER_14 17:35

Uh we're so sorry. We're just there. Oh, he's waiting. Oh, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 17:39

It's gonna be just a moment, just a moment.

SPEAKER_15 17:40

Freshest olives you've ever had. Have you been to that place? That is a that is a fucked up place. I can't believe it. We don't put oranges.

SPEAKER_16 17:48

There's a oranges we did assimilate. That's not all I got. I got everything I can find.

SPEAKER_15 17:52

I got I got the orange ones are the big ones. How many riddles?

SPEAKER_16 17:55

How many riddles did you solve? I did they they changed the policy. They just wanted to charge. And then they got into a big stealth argument. They ended up assimilating one of the one of the guys that worked there. Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 18:06

You're you're talking in I don't care.

SPEAKER_02 18:08

You stole the oranges from the great olive tree.

SPEAKER_03 18:11

That's the worst that you could fucking do down here.

SPEAKER_05 18:14

What the hell that we got we have to go on the run. Go on the run now.

SPEAKER_03 18:19

We gotta run away on the run. We got a freaking business to run. Let's just cross our fingers and hope this doesn't come back to bite us.

SPEAKER_16 18:27

Yeah, no, whip up that Citini, you goon. You got it, you got it.

SPEAKER_05 18:31

And I take exception to that, but you got it. I take exception. Okay, let's roll. He's got a roll to see how he does with the Citini, of course.

SPEAKER_14 18:38

That's a has to be. Look at him go. Look at him swirl, look at him model. Of course, you're gonna use the corporate branded. Yeah, I'm using the ones that came in in the jar.

SPEAKER_16 18:48

That seemed like the ones that they would have seen.

SPEAKER_14 18:50

I feel like I feel like I would like to make you roll to see which ones you use, but it seems like you're just gonna use the ones that are.

SPEAKER_05 18:55

He accidentally slips an orange one in by accident. Yeah, I'm not gonna use it.

SPEAKER_14 18:58

But like, but if it's a bad roll, then maybe something bounces in.

SPEAKER_05 19:01

Yeah, like maybe if it's a bad roll, maybe he uses some of the orange in it or something like that.

SPEAKER_14 19:06

Exactly.

SPEAKER_09 19:06

Okay, here we go.

SPEAKER_16 19:11

I rolled a two. Oh my god. Oh no. Oh no. Waiter's not good at waiting. He's not a bartender. You're not a bartender. He's not a bartender. Wait.

SPEAKER_14 19:22

A lot is being asked you. You're not a bartender, you're not a shipment guy. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like you're what you can do is wait tables. Right.

SPEAKER_16 19:29

So I take the olives and I start and I start mashing them like you would, you know, mint in a in a muddling. In a muddling. Yeah. Thank you. And then I then I squeeze um an orange one in there. I grab the first thing I find and it's um olive oil, and I pour that. Pouring. And then I stir it up and I get some cocoa powder and do a little of this. Powdering and I put a I put a swizzle of of um uh uh pineapple. Swiss. And then I uh then I spit in it.

SPEAKER_14 19:57

C Tini? Uh yes. I am very thankful for waiting as long as I have, and uh I understand that the restaurant industry is you know, it's uh it's not a straight line. So I'm okay to wait. I get it. And you know what? I used to I used to work. I used to work in the service industry, so I understand. I get it. Oh god, here comes the story. No, I just want to.

SPEAKER_16 20:23

I just make eye contact deep eye contact and yawning.

SPEAKER_14 20:26

All are yawning. Okay.

SPEAKER_16 20:48

It's pretty solid, like it's a lot of solid stuff.

SPEAKER_14 20:53

Notes of cocoa powder, deep sea olive olives. That's a special ingredient. Human spit. And it's an orange olive squeeze.

SPEAKER_04 21:09

Allergic. Just a squeeze. Oh no!

SPEAKER_16 21:12

Give him mouth to whatever they have.

SPEAKER_02 21:15

He's an olive now, you frickin' nut. Is that what happened?

SPEAKER_14 21:20

He's slumped over his clock. Oh my god. His body's lifeless and kind of floating, and like, you know what a dead dead crab looks like on the beach. Oh my bad, he's just died. He's dead, yeah. So he's he's dead.

SPEAKER_02 21:31

You killed the frickin' mayor's assistant. That's his best friend, also. Yeah, they say he's lover.

SPEAKER_15 21:38

There are lovers? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 21:42

You didn't know about this? Check what they're saying on thread.

SPEAKER_16 21:45

Just got here today.

SPEAKER_03 21:47

So let's check a few of the threads. Okay. I heard the mayor and his his assistant are lovers.

SPEAKER_05 21:53

Kevin? Um I hope for uh a type of uh inf infidelious love. Like they have hashtag the mayor, hashtag the mayor's assistant.

SPEAKER_16 22:04

Mark C. Just saw the mayor and the mayor's assistant having sex.

SPEAKER_05 22:15

This is the most like ambivalent peeping Tom ever. I saw that and it's yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_14 22:21

Okay. So the mayor's assistant, and you know you have the big may uh that they're supposed to have a big event with the mayor in the coming days.

SPEAKER_03 22:27

This is gonna this is gonna freaking stink us here further than we're already stinking or underwater. Unless Okay, we hollow out the video on.

SPEAKER_05 22:37

We hollow out the mayor's assistant's shell and then we put waiter inside, and he has to pretend to be the mayor's assistant. You killed him! You killed him, you ape.

SPEAKER_03 22:51

Alright, everyone underwater knows not to use the orange olives and not even to take the orange olives from the deep sea olive garden.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

Do I have to point you to the threads?

SPEAKER_14 23:00

If you've lived underwater for at least one year. Yeah, Max is right. Let's look at some more threads. And let's make them as banal as last time. Um look at one at a time.

SPEAKER_05 23:13

Looking for a uh look for a snack.

SPEAKER_14 23:15

How not to use you should not use the orange olives. Yeah. Everyone knows that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:19

Looking for a snack today. Anything but an orange olive, am I right? Hey.

SPEAKER_16 23:27

I just had some orange juice. Really glad it wasn't orange olive juice. Hashtag no orange olives to eat ever.

SPEAKER_03 23:34

Got so fixated watching the mayor and his assistant have sex. I almost accidentally ate an orange olive. Wow. But those guys really seem like they've got something good.

SPEAKER_16 23:44

That has like 300k shares.

SPEAKER_03 23:49

And then underneath it it says, Wow, this one really blew up. Check out my Sound Cloud water sound water cloud.

SPEAKER_14 24:00

Let's hear, let's hear from that. Let's hear from that. Let's just click on this. So if you clicked on that link, that person's or that crabs or that underwater creatures SoundCloud song is Party Party.

SPEAKER_17 24:12

They can't ever stop me. They can never stop me from having the fun I want. A party party. Having lots of parties. Having all the parties that uh we go to the recording.

SPEAKER_14 24:27

Mark's I just want to quickly hear you do a feature rap on that song.

SPEAKER_16 24:32

A party party party time and then the auto. And it's so good it did a butter. What? What you say or what you do? We're having a party time. How about you? Party party you, party party me. Let's all go down indubitably.

SPEAKER_17 24:44

Party, party, party. Having lots of parties. We can never stop. We're having lots of party.

SPEAKER_14 24:51

Kevin, could you do like an RB riff on that or something?

SPEAKER_11 24:55

Oh party. Gonna have a party party, baby. Party up all on me. Put slither like an eel on my steel. Steel hard dick, and that's the real party.

SPEAKER_16 25:07

That was party party. Uh coming at you from the uh great the incredible artist. Uh also a great a great thread tweeter. Uh check out their their uh their thread their threads. MacPuder.

SPEAKER_03 25:26

Mac Pooder. Could I talk to you for a second? Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 25:29

I'll I'll be right back. Here's a here's a cup here's another hit. Uh this is called Life Underwater. I'll do that in the back right quickly. Yeah, me and Kevin.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

Mac Pooter. Yeah, yeah. Um you sound like uh I told you you didn't have to come in today. You know, you you you've been through a lot lately.

SPEAKER_16 25:50

My brother my brother um uh Taryn. He was supposed to come home after going.

SPEAKER_03 25:59

This is all happening simultaneously. My brother Terran was uh he went to Oh, yeah, I forgot. Your brother has the same name as the mayor's assistant.

SPEAKER_05 26:10

Another crab pops in and just goes, hey, I just want to say, I'm so so I don't know, I'm so sorry about your missing brother. They've been missing for how long? Six months? That's crazy.

SPEAKER_16 26:18

Yeah, and it's confusing because.

SPEAKER_01 26:20

I do a news report like it's a it's a uh uh so many Terrans disappeared. The Terran killer question mark. Okay, let's go back to the rest. Okay, okay, okay. Back to the rest of the case.

SPEAKER_16 26:34

Okay, so you want me to kill Terran the show?

SPEAKER_05 26:36

Terran is dead, and I have to act like Terran. You're gonna have to act like Terran until the par big party and through the party, until we're through the party.

SPEAKER_03 26:42

We can't piss off the mayor. We need this mayor. What's the mayor doing again? He's a b big enough.

SPEAKER_14 26:47

He's announcing his uh uh re-ele uh he's he's running for re-election.

SPEAKER_03 26:52

If if the mayor has a good party for his re-election, it will it will be the promotion we need for this bar to take us to the next level. Uh we can't mess it up. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 27:04

Was there a cat down here just now? No, that's my stomach. I get nervous and I get the grumblies when I'm so nervous.

SPEAKER_16 27:11

Oh, I understand. Okay. So should I roll to see if I can gut the or we can do that? Now listen, Chris.

SPEAKER_14 27:16

I think like you now now, Mark C, waiter, I think there should be a three-way roll here, so it's not all on one person, because you're all gonna try to gut this you know, this this carcass together. So I feel like let's all choose one job, and then I'll decide how good the disguise is. You know what I mean? So someone's gonna have to cut them open, someone's gonna have to gut them, and then someone's gonna have to sew wader into it. Okay, so I can't do that roll. Yeah.

unknown 27:47

Right.

SPEAKER_03 27:48

Okay, so I'll yeah. Do you want to roll to to gut them, uh, Mark? Sure. I will do it. Cut them open, cut 'em open. Cut them open.

SPEAKER_14 27:54

Here I go. I roll a twelve. Twelve. Pretty good. It's pretty good. You kind of like get the you know how crabs have the top half and bottom half that big? So you you got it, but there's like a little chip on the side. But other than that, you kind of got him open like just like you you tore open an apple. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:14

I will roll to I will roll to gut. Yeah, we're doing this right in front of the Crab Sinera family.

SPEAKER_14 28:21

And the people in the You didn't specify, so it is in the open. Yeah. So I'm rolling. Right where he died. I'm rolling to gut him, and I rolled a nine. Okay, so that's not the best roll, but it's not the worst roll. So, you know, you've got like most of it, you most of the guts out, so there's like a lot of room in there, but like it's still gonna be like sort of a cramped space for a waiter to his gut's still in here. Okay, and then I'm rolling to. So it's gonna be a little bit bulgy, if you will. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 28:49

And I'm gonna roll to sew him in.

SPEAKER_14 28:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 28:53

Oh, if I pull on these things, they okay.

SPEAKER_14 28:56

I and I rolled, I rolled to ten. Okay, so just a lot of mid rolls here. So you sew him up, and like it's still like depending on how hard or fast uh or aggressive uh wait moves, you just you will see you'll see the top kind of come go up and down like that a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 29:15

Okay, so he looks pretty good.

SPEAKER_14 29:17

He looks like it looks pretty good, but he looks a little bit like a Frankenstein if you look closely. Yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_05 29:22

We'll see if it stands up to uh generous lovemaking with the with the mayor.

SPEAKER_14 29:26

Well, exactly. So we have established that the mayor and Taryn do have this beautiful relationship. They make off together.

SPEAKER_16 29:33

Should we see some more threads about that or no?

SPEAKER_14 29:35

Yeah, let's say three quick threads. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 29:38

Somebody else. What are we saying threads about?

SPEAKER_14 29:41

About the mayor and his uh assistant just their love acting.

SPEAKER_16 29:45

Hey. Just saw the mayor and his assistant Taryn walk down the street holding three of their many arms together entwined. Hashtag together entwined.

SPEAKER_05 29:58

I just saw I saw I watched the mayor's speech. I saw the way that he winked at a camera definitely making uh I stalk love to uh to Taryn. I just know it. Hashtag get get get you a crab that does both.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

There you go.

SPEAKER_05 30:20

That's very good.

SPEAKER_03 30:21

The mayor rules this city, but nothing rules harder than his love for Tarran. Uh speaking of rules, there should be a rule that men uh don't automatically lose custody of rules.

SPEAKER_14 30:45

Good job. Good job, everyone. Okay, so it's a it's a couple days away. So you have sewn waiter into the costume early, but are you going to keep Terran here or Terran's shell here? Or are you gonna venture into Crabopolis to uh sort of figure this out? Right. Why would we need to go to Crabopoulis? Well, because the mayor might be expecting him back, you know what I mean? You know, he's got he's got a job, he's got a life. He does have a conch phone, so you could phone someone and see how that goes.

SPEAKER_16 31:17

Why don't we test out the costume? We'll go talk to the people having the crab sinier and see if I can convince them that I'm the mayor's assistant, Taryn.

SPEAKER_05 31:24

Sure.

SPEAKER_03 31:24

I mean, sure.

SPEAKER_05 31:28

I mean, sure, if you want to do that, I mean we have a restaurant to run, but I should just stay in this costume and wait tables. Get used to it, get the feeling.

SPEAKER_14 31:38

Well, you did sew him in two days before he needs to be in the costume. Right.

SPEAKER_05 31:41

Yeah. Um, I mean, I could unscrew it.

SPEAKER_14 31:45

Take him out. Do you want to take him out and wait? Or do you want him to sort of live as Taryn? Where's what what's the name of that goddess who makes time happen faster?

SPEAKER_03 31:54

Plague. Okay, can we summon Plagueus just to whip forward two days? Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 32:01

Okay, I sum I summon Plagueus. We all know what this means. And then uh everything kind of slows down. There's a beautiful aura of light everywhere you look, kind of like uh lens flare and such, and sort of a uh rainbow, sort of like when you see like on on a on a pond or a or a puddle, you know, it's just it's gorgeous and beautiful. And you feel your sort of bodies uplifted and uh this kind of like you can't you can't look right at it. You can cut sort of steal looks, but there is a sort of a human form within this bright shining light uh up above you, but you kind of have to look away.

SPEAKER_08 32:35

And she goes, I am Pelagus. I am a goddess of the third realm. We know we're summoned me. I was supposed to be here at the beginning of the episode to do sort of a thing, and then I was unsummoned, but now I am summoned? Do you know what have you asked of me for why?

SPEAKER_05 32:58

Do you know the long devouring snake?

SPEAKER_12 33:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 33:02

Does he talk about me at all?

SPEAKER_08 33:05

I don't really um have a lot of time with him, but alright, don't we're not fucking around here.

SPEAKER_05 33:13

Yeah, put in a good word for me. Jesus Christ. She's gonna leave and she's gonna do that. Thank you. It's to be cut to her.

SPEAKER_16 33:26

What a waste of a Pelagus summoning.

SPEAKER_03 33:29

What a waste of a frickin' Pelagus summoning.

SPEAKER_05 33:31

What do you mean? It finally talked to a god. I can actually get in touch with my god. It's so rare. Christ, we need it to whip.

SPEAKER_03 33:37

Okay, fine. I'm stuck in the world. You gotta go to Crabut.

SPEAKER_16 33:45

I can't just call him on the conch and just tell him I'll be late.

SPEAKER_05 33:49

Okay, yeah, do that. Yeah, yeah, do that. Let's hear your Tarran impression first, though. Let's hear it. Nice, nice, Kevin. Hi, I am Taryn. Hmm. That's actually pretty good. Good, really good. Let's hear him uh love making noises.

SPEAKER_13 34:02

Ooh.

SPEAKER_05 34:03

Perfect. Yeah, he might want to do f conch sets. That's right. He probably will, given all the threads that we've read about that.

SPEAKER_16 34:12

Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'll give him a call. I pick up the conch and say. Mayor's office. Rings just like a phone.

SPEAKER_14 34:22

Hello, you've reached the mayor of Krebopoulos' office. How can I direct your call?

SPEAKER_16 34:26

Hi, Shelly, probably. This is Taryn. This is Taryn. You little bastard. I love you. Oh, I'm just calling the mayor. I gotta tell him I'm running. Of course you are. You guys are in love.

SPEAKER_08 34:40

You should have been back here an hour ago. Where are you?

SPEAKER_16 34:43

I am still at Puppy Brewster's having a C teeny to test out how the restaurant is, and it's fantastic. Oh, that's so good.

SPEAKER_14 34:53

Should I connect it to his highness? Yes, please. Thank you. He's just come back from a workout, so he's probably gonna be a little bit loopy. You know how he is.

SPEAKER_16 35:01

Yes, I know everything about him.

SPEAKER_14 35:03

Hey, did you get your Secret Santa draw?

SPEAKER_16 35:07

I did. I pulled Frank in. Frank? But he Frank? Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_14 35:16

Who did you get? I got Frank. That's why I'm a bit weirded out. I said, Oh, I read it upside down. I should contact everybody. We should do a redraw.

SPEAKER_16 35:25

Sure. Sure, that sounds sure?

SPEAKER_14 35:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 35:28

Yeah. Stop riffing with her. Stop. Stop taking names out of a hat. You're gonna pick the wrong name. You don't know things. You're right, you're right.

SPEAKER_14 35:34

It's more complicated. So should I should I connect you or should we do the redraw? Connect me. Connect me. I don't care. Okay, I'll connect you right to the mail. Let's see if he picks up. He's got back from a workout. Hello. Hi.

SPEAKER_01 35:51

Terren, my love. My love. Tell me three things about me you know intimately. Just tell me, I just got back from a workout. I'm feeling it.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

Oh, quick, go online and work something up about the mayor.

SPEAKER_03 36:07

Oh, just watch it. One thing I know about the mayor uh when he works out, he gives it his all.

SPEAKER_14 36:13

You really give it your all when you work out. That's right. I put my pincers on the machines and I really go for it.

SPEAKER_01 36:20

Two more, two more. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 36:28

The mayor could win a staring contest all day long. He can go all day long looking at things.

SPEAKER_16 36:37

You are so good at staring. You could win a staring contest all day long.

SPEAKER_01 36:41

Staring, you're right. My little beady eyes can look at anything for as long as I need them to. One more. Okay. One more.

SPEAKER_03 36:48

Okay, here's the thing.

SPEAKER_01 36:48

Gotta like the three riddle things.

SPEAKER_14 36:50

Alright, I just want threes. Alright, alright. Oh, here's one.

SPEAKER_03 36:53

Here's one. Here's the thread. Um so I saw the mayor uh okay. Yes, the mayor's great. We love the mayor, but when will he change the policy on male custody?

SPEAKER_16 37:10

You're staunchly in support of taking the child away from the man in a custody. Right.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

I just don't believe a product of divorce myself. I understand. I prefer women. I love you. I love you too. When are you coming back to the mayoral house?

SPEAKER_16 37:32

I'm going to be stuck out here at Puppy Brewster's helping. Oh, it's not that also. Do you remember my sister?

SPEAKER_01 37:43

Your sister's been missing for 40 years.

SPEAKER_16 37:46

Yes. There's a we they think they know where she might be.

SPEAKER_01 37:50

Oh my god, I'll call the police right now.

SPEAKER_16 37:52

Please don't. If the police get involved, there could be Why?

SPEAKER_14 37:55

Give me a reason. Roll ransom Roll and then give me a reason, and I'll tell you if I believe it. Roll is 17. You've gave me a good reason.

SPEAKER_16 38:10

Everyone's got a lot of things.

SPEAKER_14 38:10

If the police get involved, I just need to go check it out. Okay. So okay, I totally buy that. I totally believe that. So you're going to be there for two days.

SPEAKER_16 38:16

And then I'll meet you back here at Puppy Brewster's. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_14 38:20

Totally believe it. Okay. I miss you so bad. I miss you. Can we do a little conch sex? Yes, we can. He's just missing. We're going to do concs. We're in the middle of a kidnapping day. Okay. Okay, what tell me what you would do to me. Can we roll?

SPEAKER_03 38:38

Can we roll to see how well the conks goes?

SPEAKER_00 38:40

Yes, of course.

SPEAKER_14 38:41

Should I roll? Me? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:43

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_14 38:47

Roll the what? Okay, so you start.

SPEAKER_01 38:49

You go, Terren. Tell me what if you if you were here right now, what would you do to the mayor?

SPEAKER_16 38:54

Crack open your shell and eat you. What the hell?

SPEAKER_14 38:58

Army hammer. What the hell? I gotta go. That's terrible. What?

SPEAKER_16 39:06

Well, the good news. I got some good news. And I got some bad news. Okay, hit us. Okay. Good news? He's convinced I'm Taryn. Bad news? I'm not very good at conk sex. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:20

Why did you tell us that you had us on speaker conch?

SPEAKER_07 39:26

You've ruined my daughter's Crab Cara.

SPEAKER_16 39:30

Get away from my table. That ruined it? Not the murder of Taryn?

SPEAKER_12 39:34

Yeah, I wanted to hear really good conch sex between you and the mayor. I mean, I'm allowed to hear it.

SPEAKER_14 39:42

So I guess we do have to address that. There are three witnesses. Yeah. But maybe So your murder and your, you know what I mean? What are you going to do with the family? I'm not saying murder the family, but Oh, well.

SPEAKER_16 39:53

Well, I mean, he did die like unviolently, you know.

SPEAKER_14 39:56

Yeah, but then you cracked him open in front of everyone and scooped him out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:00

We can call down that that goddess again and see if she could.

SPEAKER_16 40:04

Or is there another goddess we can call down, the goddess of amnesia? Yeah, the goddess of crabs in the arms. Sure. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 40:12

Let's kill them. Goddess of family killing. Oh no. We don't want to go down that path. Okay, could we kill them and crack their bodies open and puppeteer them for a little bit too? Oh, why? Just to see what it's like to be a loving family. To what end? Loving the glory of the long-devouring snake.

SPEAKER_03 40:34

This guy. Okay. Waiter. Terran for now. Could I tell you a little secret about this guy who I run this bar with? Oh, I would die. I would love to know. He's frickin' freaked. His brain is pickled. This guy's an absolute monster.

SPEAKER_05 40:52

I have faith, okay? I just have faith. That's all, okay? He's so funny, though. I suddenly slip and I hit my dick on the corner of a table. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09 41:03

The family goes, yay!

SPEAKER_05 41:06

And for some reason it goes boy-boing, it makes that noise actually out loud. Don't think they're mad. Can we just roll to see if they care? Yeah, let's roll to see if they care. Okay, so it's gonna be.

SPEAKER_14 41:15

They don't see. So again, it's gonna be 15 to 20, they don't care. Okay? Who wants to do that? Anything below they care.

SPEAKER_03 41:21

I'll let you know if we care. I'm the father, and I've rolled a nineteen. They don't care. I don't care a lick. I care about one thing and one thing only. My daughter's crab signera. Now all I want is for some way to wrap this Crab Signera up in a way that makes my daughter feel like the special little crab princess she is.

SPEAKER_09 41:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 41:45

That's that very good of you, honey. And I love you, daughter. I love waiter or two owners. What will you do?

SPEAKER_16 41:53

Well, I would like to present your daughter with our special made with a very special ingredient. Oh no. Crab uh I'm not crazy. Crab birthday cake. Now I care again. No, birthday cake for crabs.

SPEAKER_03 42:09

I said it wrong. Birthday cake for crabs. That's nice. He misspoke, but then he nailed it.

SPEAKER_12 42:15

It's my favorite kind of birthday cake.

SPEAKER_03 42:18

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Let's go, everyone, and let's take the cake to go. Okay. Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 42:29

They leave. Taxi. They get a taxi. Hey, where do you want to go? Where do you want to go? Take my taxi. Hey, take my taxi. What are you talking about? I was in first. I got competitive rates. I got competitive dates. There's some dates in the back here. You can have to eat. I can't compete with that. You fly.

SPEAKER_14 42:50

Okay, so they take the crab family into Crabopolis, which again I will let you know is very cool if you ever want to go there. And so now you've bought yourself two days. You have um Taryn's body kind of weakened to Bernie's style, but scooped out in a different way. So you're puppeting him and sort of a crab puppet.

SPEAKER_16 43:10

Potentially the tree of Olive Garden is quite upset with the water.

SPEAKER_17 43:17

Well can we go two days later?

SPEAKER_16 43:19

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_17 43:20

Two days later.

SPEAKER_16 43:23

Okay, it's the big day. Okay, what was my favorite? Oh well, well.

SPEAKER_01 43:26

This looks like the plates.

SPEAKER_16 43:28

Darren. Ah. Hello, my love. Some kiss me.

SPEAKER_01 43:34

Your kiss feels different.

SPEAKER_16 43:36

It's been a long two days. It turns out they found my sister and oh it's a long story, but it didn't come. Tell me. No, it's too long. No, tell me. I'm interested. It's your sister for forty years she's been missing. Tell me. They found her. I talked to her. We had a nice She's alive? She's alive. And it just went it went wrong.

SPEAKER_03 43:58

Okay, Mr. Mayer, Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor, we've got everything set up for you exactly as you specified.

SPEAKER_05 44:04

That's right. Uh we have the the the streamers up here, and we have uh oh the tablecloths, the linens, the candles, yes. Underwater candles.

SPEAKER_03 44:14

The cameras are gonna go over here, the camera bay for uh to broadcast your uh speech. Perfect.

SPEAKER_14 44:21

I assume you've written my speech for me. I did, I certainly did.

SPEAKER_15 44:26

And um and check his pockets to see if there's a speech in there.

SPEAKER_16 44:30

Oh, there is one. Can I roll? Yeah, okay. I'm gonna roll to see if there's a speech.

SPEAKER_14 44:35

And it's a five. Yeah, there is there is uh some receipts. Here's your speech. I hand him the receipts. Thank you. Okay.

SPEAKER_16 44:46

The camera's rolling.

SPEAKER_05 44:48

Okay, he seems to be okay with that. All right.

SPEAKER_16 44:50

Let's go right to the speech. Right to the speech, everyone. That's right.

SPEAKER_05 44:52

And we're also gonna have a live feed of threads uh right here by the side that'll be coming in live as you do your speech. Thank you. And you're both the owners of this restaurant.

SPEAKER_03 45:02

Yes, right.

SPEAKER_01 45:03

Jesus Christ, at your service. Hello. I come to you from the outskirts of Crumbopolis because also people who live outside of the gates of the city belong inside our purview.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

Puppy Brewster's purview for the win on uh on threads.

SPEAKER_01 45:28

A lot of you have been wondering if I have been will run again for a re-election for my fifth term.

SPEAKER_16 45:34

Uh uh on threads. Uh no, I wasn't wondering. Hashtag mayor's speech at puppy brewsters.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

And that's what I have to tell you. 395 for ice cubes?

SPEAKER_16 45:48

What the hell is this? Keep going. That's too much money. Do you understand? $3.95 for ice cubes? Talk about the prices. Threads coming up. That's 20. It's tough. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:59

Okay. Ice cubes under one ninety-five for Quantra.

SPEAKER_04 46:04

What the hell is this? A mangarita? Yes. Recipe.

SPEAKER_01 46:08

Yes.

unknown 46:09

Keep going.

SPEAKER_04 46:10

Keep going.

SPEAKER_15 46:13

Weave it.

SPEAKER_01 46:14

Text is $3.95. That's it. That's all it's all.

SPEAKER_03 46:19

Best mare speech ever.

SPEAKER_05 46:22

Hashtag so real. Love the mayor's passion and fire. Um tendon. What's the what's the uh what's the uh terran. Terran really brings the heat out of the mare.

SPEAKER_16 46:35

And then just this is just a thread that is just three fire emojis, and it just says hashtag. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_05 46:47

The whole building changes all the pepper tickers falling over.

SPEAKER_16 46:53

Yeah, the terrarium shatters and it's filled with water. And the other thing. They drown. I guess they drown out.

SPEAKER_14 47:00

They all drown.

SPEAKER_03 47:02

Bury me with my GQ.

SPEAKER_07 47:07

Who took my orange olives?

SPEAKER_16 47:13

Uh a guy named Waiter. He's not here, though.

SPEAKER_14 47:17

We'll end that there. We're gonna have to end that there. That's a good that's a good cutoff point. Okay. Wow. You know, next week we're gonna pick up the base of this giant olive tree. The mare is in danger.

SPEAKER_16 47:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 47:30

The guys have drowned. The family of crabs have left. They're safe. They're safe, thankfully. Taxi, maybe. But we'll see how the the the three party members are gonna deal with this. Okay. So that was a pr that was great. Guys, that was great. We didn't get to Crabopolis, and that's fine. We did we did meet uh goddess Pelagus. Yeah, you did get your Pelagus in there. So maybe that'll lead to something with uh the great snake. Yeah, long devouring snake, yeah, yeah. Long devouring snake, you know, so like you've asked that question. So that could lead to something. Um uh waiter's still waiter, hasn't realized he's golf yet. Yeah. And you're running this puppy Brewster's.

SPEAKER_16 48:06

Yeah, and Waiter is now just dressed as Terran. Yeah, has been for two days. It's pretty good. He has a kidnapped sister.

SPEAKER_04 48:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 48:18

Yeah, and you did some consecs, and we heard from threads. We've got like a lot set up, and so maybe, maybe next week we'll get to Cribopolis. Who knows? Uh, but the party's reunited. Maybe we'll do a hard reset that's always on the table. But this was really good. Now you guys are just running a restaurant. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 48:37

We stayed at Puppy Bruce's thing. Oh no, I guess it was a bit of a side.

SPEAKER_14 48:41

Yeah, it was but yeah, we went down to the another restaurant essentially.

SPEAKER_05 48:44

And our stak and our stakes for for having the mayor there was just to like build bring business to the restaurant, right? Like that was it, really. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_14 48:54

Get something on the news, you know.

SPEAKER_16 48:57

Which the threats didn't reflect that they wanted to go to puppy boosters. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:02

Well, and we gotta assume that having the giant olive tree show up and smash everything is not gonna be great for business. We'll see. We'll see though.

SPEAKER_14 49:11

We haven't heard from the giant olive tree. There could be a left turn or a right turn or a straight down the middle. So join us next week on Nightmare Party to see if we keep going with the storyline or decide it's gotten too confusing and do a hard reset, but I bet I bet we're gonna keep going a little bit, and maybe, just maybe, I'm gonna get these uh players to go to Crypopolis because it's really fun. I've done a lot of work on that. Okay. Good night, good afternoon, and good morning. See you next week.