Gas Prices & Gay Dogs

In episode 27 of The Andy Meadows Show he’s joined by Chris Meadows for the roundtable where they discuss the best Game Night games, Kate Hudson’s butt, Alaskan dog race strategy, whether we’ll ever see another Will Smith slapping Chris Rock type Oscar moment, haggling on Facebook Marketplace, how long the war in Iran will last, whether dogs can be gay, a TP prank gone wrong, being envious of people going off the deep end, Landman season 2 and more. Plus, the guys answer an anonymous question about whether a guy should suggest to his wife, who admitted she’s attracted to women, that they bring another girl into the relationship. This podcast was recorded using Riverside. See all episodes of The Andy Meadows Show here.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Welcome to the Andy Meadows Show. Joining me on the round table today. The guy who used to moon the camera in all our family photos as a child. Still do mooning them. It's a good move, man. It's a good move. You should see my wedding pictures. They're awesome. And my wedding photos that you photobombed. Doesn't hit the same when you do it as an adult. That's when you when you do it as a kid. I don't know. Is mooning still as big a thing? Oh, probably not.

SPEAKER_00 0:38

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

Yeah, I don't think so either.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

You drive by a school bus nowadays and everybody's all calm.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

It's weird. I was in a play one time and Rob mooned me off stage and totally threw me off. Because he knew he had timed it where he knew I had to turn to deliver a line and I would be looking that way. And that's like, yeah. Not cool, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:01

Not cool. I don't think I ever noticed backstage when I was on stage. Really. He must have highlighted it somehow.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

What I hate about the when you're playing shows, especially in like a theater, the the lights are so I like to be able to see the crowd because I like goofing around with them and stuff. And you like to see, are they into this or are they not?

SPEAKER_00 1:23

How many people are asleep right now?

SPEAKER_01 1:25

That's how many people are actually paying attention. Um but when the light a lot of times the lights, I can't see crap. You know, you can see just a little bit in front of you. Front row. Sometimes that's good because if you can see well and you're like, there's no one here. There's more people in the band than uh in the crowd, then it's depressing. Oh, so we did a uh game night with friends last night.

SPEAKER_00 1:51

Did you uh get a little too competitive?

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Well, that's what I was about to say. I was very proud of myself for keeping my some super competitiveness in check that that I, of course, got from our mother. But I try not to, especially um this is a couple friends we've done game nights with before, but but two of them we haven't done game nights with before, so I try to try to ease in. Right, yeah. Bef before they realize I'm psychotically competitive. But dude, catchphrase is hands down the best friends game night game. Catchphrase. It's the one where you have to get people to guess the things without saying the word. Can't say the word and you pass the thing around and it builds tension because it's the clock going, and if it goes off in your hands, your team loses. But that's the uh they they did make fun of me because I had uh because it's stressful, so you get it, and I had Kate Hudson, and so the first thing that popped into my my mind was like, She's got a great butt. What? She does. She has an amazing butt. That's so many people though. I know. Well, that's what everybody said. So they just started throwing out people with great butts. And then uh uh I thought, oh, okay. Well, it was in a bunch of movies with Matthew McConaughey, famous parents. Uh her mother is uh Goldie Hahn. And everyone's like, why didn't you say that first? I'm like, well, because that's not the first thing that popped into my head.

SPEAKER_00 3:24

So what are you not allowed to say? That seems like a lot of information about her. You just can't say her name or what?

SPEAKER_01 3:29

You can't say her name and you can't say rhymes with. Oh. Mate Futson. You know, you can't you can't do that. But the uh have you ever played uh Cards Against Humanity?

SPEAKER_00 3:43

I have, yeah. The thing I don't like about those type of games is that there's no right answer, you know, like it's just randomness. It it's fun and it sparks conversation and people laugh. But the competitive side of you is going, you know, this feels like there should be somebody's right and somebody's wrong. That's what's good about catchphrase or those games is that there's an answer.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

Yeah, and it's like forced fun too, I feel like, in Cards Against Humanity. And my perception's a little different because we the only time I've ever played that, it was um a bunch of us playing it that were all around the same age, and then somebody had invited their parents, and their parents were like the fun parents that partied, but still it's kind of awkward when hearing somebody's parents that you know real well get real naughty.

SPEAKER_00 4:33

Or say, like, what does this mean? I'm like, don't Google it.

unknown 4:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:37

Yeah. Well, and you know me, so I don't hold my tongue, so I I I act as if the parents aren't there. I say exactly what I would say if they were uh weren't there, and so that I made it extra awkward, and then their parents were like thought that was hilarious, and so they got really risque. And so I don't know, that threw off my but I don't like it for it feels like it forces the the fun too much.

SPEAKER_00 5:01

Well, I mean that's that's kind of the point, right? Like you're trying to have fun, make the fun happen. Well, what do y'all been up to? We have been doing nothing, dude. It's been one of those weeks where not a lot happens.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

Work and snow and cooking. That's my uh that's my life this week. Next week I'm going to Fairbanks for a dog race. Nice. Putting some money on it? Yeah, no. It's a sprint dog race.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

Not that kind of dog race.

SPEAKER_00 5:33

No, not that kind of dog race. I'm I'm sure people are. It's probably on the prediction market as we speak.

SPEAKER_01 5:40

So what tell me what a sled race. I've never seen a sled dog race. What is it like?

SPEAKER_00 5:45

So there's different kinds of sled dog races. The one that runs long distance is the you know, furry guys that can handle it. This is a sprint sled dog race, so they're all like greyhound-looking dogs. They're very muscular, very fast, not as concerned about being able to handle the elements for long periods of time. They're just built for speed. And they race 20 miles a day, three days in a row. Then the last day they had an extra 10 miles. So it's a sprint for 20 miles?

unknown 6:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

Well, I mean, you figure like the identity route is 1200 miles or something. So this is 20 miles. That's the difference between a long dog race and like those guys are they have to strategize out where you stop. You have to stop for 24 hours, you have to rest a certain amount. You know, this is just go.

SPEAKER_01 6:30

So is it the same dogs the whole time, or do they rotate in dogs?

SPEAKER_00 6:34

So they could start with however many dogs they want, but they can't add dogs, they can only take them away throughout the weekend. Because like one slow dog will slow the whole team down.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

So like this dude's not pulling his weight.

SPEAKER_00 6:46

Right. And then if he's not pulling his weight, they pick him up, they stick them inside the sled with them, inside the bag, and then they keep going, but that loses them time. I mean, by the by the end of the whole weekend, it's like a minute difference between the racers, between first and second.

SPEAKER_01 7:03

You would think though that even a slow dog, I mean, subtracting a dog is actually faster than leaving the dog. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:09

Because if he's if he's off to the side, slowing the whole team down, yeah. How about dragging his butt for that dog? Yeah, they don't like it. They do not want to be stuck in the vet. But yeah, so some guys will go out with like 20 dogs on the first day, and then by the end it's down to 12 or something. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

So on our our top comment this week. Dang it. There is the right one. So on our top comment, we've got a tie this week that I need you to. You have two comments. That's pretty impressive. Uh I need your help breaking the tie here. So the first one is uh when I was complaining about having to wait until 10 30 for Roses to flip over to the lunch menu so I could order lunch.

unknown 7:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

That's what the question was about. Uh that's what they commented about, which by the way, that was our top performing clip.

SPEAKER_00 8:04

Yeah, anytime you complain about the tiny minutiae of life, there you go. People are on board.

SPEAKER_01 8:09

I know. Every week that's the uh so this was Mystery UK 6080 said, just wait five minutes, your highness. Kind of like the attitude on that one.

SPEAKER_00 8:23

Yeah, nice. Look, it's five minutes with two children is a long time.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

Yeah. I think uh maybe they didn't get that part in the context, but watching, yeah, five minutes is a lot longer when you got two kids with you. So that's between that and this one was uh oh, when we were talking about the the guy whose date didn't go well, so he demanded a venomous. Yeah, he wanted the money back. That's ridiculous. He wanted her to venomo him for half because she said she wasn't interested in a second date. Now, this guy, so both of us thought the guy was in the wrong. Yeah. This person disagrees. Garrett Donald, 5240, says, Nope, it it's 2026, everyone puts strings on a date. Oh, by the way, expecting me to pay is putting strings on the date. Maybe back when women couldn't make a dollar, but today, where women hold all the degrees and DEI jobs, nah, if your money is yours, then my money ain't your ours.

SPEAKER_00 9:26

Hmm. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:27

Hot take, man.

SPEAKER_00 9:28

Yeah, I bet he is um a fun date. The uh when somebody starts talking about oh, the women hold all the degrees and all the jobs, and they took our jobs. The women took your jobs too now.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

Yeah, I I've I have a feeling he's had an interesting life.

SPEAKER_00 9:46

Oh, he needs to get off the internet one. Who do you vote for? I like the angry about the date guy because he's really putting it out there.

SPEAKER_01 9:57

Yeah, me too. I kind of I mean, I I I think I would rather hang out with the first commenter.

SPEAKER_00 10:03

Yeah, because he's just didn't didn't get into it too much there.

SPEAKER_01 10:08

Your opinion, though. Top comment goes, I think uh I think we gotta give it to the to the one with a hot sports opinion about dating. There's strings at the end.

SPEAKER_00 10:19

There's always strings attached. You you go out with me, you got strings, lady.

SPEAKER_01 10:25

Might have stumbled upon an incel there. The uh oh, so the Oscars are tonight. You think we'll ever see another Will Smith slapping Chris Rock type moment?

SPEAKER_00 10:38

No way, dude. That was so bizarre. I mean, I know things get heated nowadays, but I don't think that's happening again.

SPEAKER_01 10:47

Well, you gotta think they've stepped up security, right? I mean, I think it if you started making that walk towards the stage, there's gonna be someone tasing you at this point.

SPEAKER_00 10:55

There's no way I mean, but dude, if you are the one of the top A-less actors and you start going on stage, they're gonna go, okay, let's see where this goes. This is gonna be interesting. You know, they're not like that's the thing, is that if it had been anybody else, they would have stopped him from getting on stage. But because it was Will Smith, they're like, all right, I mean, clearly he wants to get it.

SPEAKER_01 11:15

They're not tasing Brad Pitt.

SPEAKER_00 11:17

No, not nobody. Leo wants to get on stage. Leo gets to say what he wants to say. If he wants to slap around Conan tonight, that's happening.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

Oh, that's the other thing. It's Conan. That affects it because the height's differential, and uh, you know, it's hard to slap a man that tall. And he's an intimidating uh figure. But I'd like to, and no, no, I don't I agree. That's that's never gonna I'd like to say yes, because while I'm anti-actor on comic violence, I'm pro awkward things happening live on TV. To me, that was one of the greatest moments ever because it happened. I mean, those were the last things. All they talked about the next day, yeah. Yeah. That brought the country together. Because we all saw it live, and or if you didn't see it live, you saw it within minutes on your social feed.

SPEAKER_00 12:08

Yeah. So it was new about it. I feel like they could probably have some fun with creating those kinds of moments artificially, but I don't think it's gonna happen naturally again.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

Oh, I I guarantee you you probably stumbled on something that, especially with Conan hosting, they're they're probably gonna do I could see them doing that. Yeah. Like turning it into a bit and making people so even if it happens, well, even when the real one happened, there were a lot of folks that theorized immediate, thought this had to be a bit. I could tell by his face and Chris Rock's face and reaction.

SPEAKER_00 12:42

Yeah, I mean, but dude, Chris Rock took it. He just took it and kept going. Like, geez.

SPEAKER_01 12:49

Yeah, in all seriousness, I think it was really messed up, and I'm on team Chris Rock. I think he I think Will Smith should have been punished.

SPEAKER_00 12:58

I really I th I thought Will Smith was gonna be our president one day until that moment.

SPEAKER_01 13:05

Oh, help me settle an argument, Jill and I have or have it. Yeah, probably. Um I actually I think you're gonna side with me on this one, but we'll see. Okay. Uh we're arguing about how we price things on Facebook Marketplace. I leave haggle room in the price, right? She prices it for exactly what she wants to sell it for and refuses to budge. Who's right?

SPEAKER_00 13:32

Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 13:33

You know what I'm saying? Like if I was to sell something like that.

SPEAKER_00 13:40

Everybody's gonna come at you with a lower price.

unknown 13:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:44

But again, are you actually trying to profit or are you just looking to get crap out of your house?

SPEAKER_01 13:49

Yeah, it definitely depends on what your motivation is, just trying to get rid of it, or if you're if you're wanting to get a reasonable amount. But ironically, and maybe it's because we're selling different kinds of stuff, but we have about the same success rate. She may have even a little higher success success rate. So maybe what she's doing is working.

SPEAKER_00 14:11

Oh, so you're saying people are like they're respecting that your firm. Like, okay, maybe it is a valuable item then because she won't take twenty-five instead of thirty.

SPEAKER_01 14:21

Yeah, so maybe that's it because the uh whenever she explains it to me, I'm always like, if you want a hundred bucks, you gotta price it at one twenty or one twenty-five. Because people are just accustomed to haggling on there and they expect you to be willing to budge a little bit. Um, but no, she's like, if I want a hundred bucks, I price it at a hundred bucks, and I don't move an inch. And it it works just as well as my approach, so who freaking knows?

SPEAKER_00 14:49

But you're you're with me though, right? You need some haggle room. I mean, uh, you just know that everybody's gonna haggle on something like that.

SPEAKER_01 14:56

I kind of like that.

SPEAKER_00 14:57

If you go to a garage sale, you don't pay the price, you pay the you pay less.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

Well, I think I don't mind it because I I'm a haggler. So back in the day, you can't do it as much, but I mean I used to haggle with on hotel rooms in person and everything. I still try it sometimes, but it doesn't work nearly as well. Back in the day, I could haggle, I would haggle on anything.

SPEAKER_00 15:19

I don't haggle in America very often, like with regular businesses, but when you go somewhere else, you go to Mexico, they expect it. And when they just tell you the price and you pay it, they're like, What? Although last time we were in Mexico, I watched a guy selling like ice cream bars, but it was inside the little marina right there where the cruise ship was, and he was selling them for like six bucks. And every parent that came up was like, six dollars, no way. How about three? And he's like, nah, it's six bucks. So maybe he was used to the American way. I was like, look, the price is the price. But it feels like, or maybe that's going away down there too. Maybe the price is the price in Mexico now, but I always feel like it isn't.

SPEAKER_01 16:03

I don't think the last uh it's been a couple years since we went, but I enjoy that part of it. I like the haggling. I it's fun to have uh a little back and forth there. Um but it I I think it is smart because I don't know that everybody knows that until they go down there or they travel, you know. So I'm sure there are Americans who just pay the price they say because that's what we're accustomed to.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

Yeah. When you go into a store, it's very rare here to see a$30 price tag and go, man, will you take$20 for it?

SPEAKER_01 16:34

Yeah, you're not going up to the person at Dillard's and doing that. But but I'm believe it or not, when I did it back in the day, because I would just my theory is why not try it? Just throw it out there. So I wouldn't I would politely just say, how about 20 bucks? And there's it's it's crazy how many places it actually worked at. You know.

SPEAKER_00 16:56

Well, I mean, there's a theory there that the employees making an hourly wage, they don't really care if they have the ability to take 20% off for you, they will.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

Yeah, and that's what a lot of them say is, dude, I don't have that kind of authority. I can't do that.

SPEAKER_00 17:10

Yeah, you're not going to Costco and uh haggling on a TV.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

Plus, I like I like how awkward it makes Jill feel when I do it in front of her. Because she hates it. What's your prediction on how long the war in Iran's gonna last? Oof.

SPEAKER_00 17:28

It's tough to tell, man. Either the rest of this week or years.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

I know. It it it literally could go either way. My th my thinking is until gas hits five bucks a gallon or people stop asking for the unredacted Epstein files.

SPEAKER_00 17:46

Yeah, that second part, it's it's definitely gonna be gas because gas is already getting up there and that's gonna happen quick. He was already trying to lay blame on Friday off of himself, you know. Oh, these guys told me this was a good idea. I don't even, you know, I have to listen to my advisors.

SPEAKER_01 18:04

Yeah, the uh I I mean I think he did uh part of the challenge of having yes men around you is you're not getting super solid advice, you're seeing like sugar-coated versions of it. Because some reports are that that even happens behind the scenes. You know how you see the cabinet meetings and everybody goes around saying the comp you know super complimentary things that it's it's just weird to watch. Apparently, that happens behind the scenes too. So, like if he goes into somebody's office and checks in with them, treasury secretary or whatever, they give him a rosy picture of what's going on. So it is quite possible that he got an inaccurate picture of of how well it would go and and things. So that might not be inaccurate, but so gas prices wise, the current national average is as of the time we're recording this, three dollars and seventy cents. So we got a little over a buck and a quarter of war left, in my opinion. Because so the highest gas has been ever. Do you remember when that was? No, 2019, 2018, something like that. 2022. 2022. In June of 2022, it hit five dollars and two cents. So I think that's the threshold where people are gonna once it gets over that and the and the headline is highest gas prices ever. Ever that to me that pressure gets.

SPEAKER_00 19:23

The thing is the gas prices go up fast. Real fast. Because you're like, oh, okay, I gotta buy the next round, so I gotta raise my price now to be able to afford the next round of gas into my station. But they come down real slow.

unknown 19:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:38

So well, and it's it's the thing everybody notices like filling up cost me$15 more to fill up this time than it did the last time I filled up, which seems like an enormous increase percentage-wise, when you're when you're because you we're all kind of knowing our head how much it costs to fill our vehicle up, and then you're you're shocked like, oh my god, it was fifteen bucks more.

SPEAKER_00 20:01

Yeah, like my car is usually fifty-five to sixty. When it gets to seventy-five, you're like, oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_01 20:06

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that trickles into frickin' everything else. Everything else, yeah. Yeah, and that so back to the yes men thing, that was kind of you know how Bill Maher went to dinner with him and got a bunch of crap for it? I don't think I saw that. So Bill Maher, uh Bill Maher's friends with Kid Rock, ironically enough. And Kid Rock, of course, is tight with Trump. And so Kid Rock said, I can set up uh a dinner with us. So Bill Maher went to dinner with him and got a bunch of flack. Like Larry David wrote an editorial saying dinner with Hitler, comparing it to having dinner with Hitler, and a bunch of people pushed back, especially in California where Bill Maher does his show and lives. Yeah. So he he caught a bunch of crap for it, and he did kind of give a pretty rosy assessment of Trump after the dinner, but he basically said what happened. He was a lot nicer in person, he wasn't the monster, you know, is a lot uh more personable than I thought. But uh, I have a theory that it's a really good thing that they've kind of somewhat become friends in a way. Like, I mean, he still dogs him on his show, Bill Maher. Sure. But they text back and forth and he's talked about it. So like Trump will watch real time and then he'll send him a text saying, I guess you're back to being a crazy liberal and blah blah blah, and they'll go back and forth. But I think it's a healthy thing because he's hearing from somebody who's actually telling him what he doesn't want to hear.

SPEAKER_00 21:31

You're saying he's actually turned off Fox News for a half hour to watch the other show and well that's in reality.

SPEAKER_01 21:39

He watches everything. He doesn't just watch Fox because he he hate watches the other stuff and gets riled up and sends out a true social. So I think it's a good thing that he's now has a somewhat friendly relationship with Bill Maher where he's hearing something from someone who's telling him, hey, you know, although he did kind of probably was kind of pro the Iran War. He's being Quiet about now, but because uh uh he agrees with a lot of what Israel wants to do. But other than that, I think it's good for him to have somebody in his ear that's telling him something.

SPEAKER_00 22:13

Yeah, you think because the Venezuela thing went so quickly, Trump was like, Oh yeah, I can just do this. Yeah, just take out world leaders is not a big deal.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

I think it had a lot to do with it. I think like you said, I I think he probably got sold on the fact that this is gonna be his people were telling him this is gonna be easier than you think, you know, uh, especially when they got intelligence of a lot of them being in in in one place. But the fa the fact that nobody in his cabinet said the very obvious thing of if you do this and there's and they have any capacity to do so left, they're gonna close the Strait of Hormuz, and that's gonna that chokes out twenty percent of the U.S.'s oil supply. I mean the world's oil supply and has drastic economic impacts. Uh the fact that no one said that that's a that's what a reporter asked Pete Hexith the other day in a press conference, and he got really pissy, is they said, How did you not have a plan for them closing the Strait of Hormuz? And I think they didn't have a plan because they thought they would degrade their mobility enough that they couldn't do it, but it doesn't pretty much twenty-two miles at at the narrowest point. It's not a huge so it's pretty easy to choke down that.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

Well then it should also be easy to stop them from choking down that by your theory.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

So yeah, which that's gotta be the 100% of their focus now is is getting that handled handled and open, and who knows that could whether they're able to do that will have a major impact on it. What do you hey? Do you think dogs can be gay? Um, yeah, I'm gonna go with yeah, I think dogs could be gay. Do you like how I segue between the two?

SPEAKER_00 23:59

I like how, yes, very important topics we're covering today. I don't see why not.

SPEAKER_02 24:05

Yeah, I think so too.

SPEAKER_00 24:07

I think there, you know, there's those gay penguins that they gave a rock to to raise. So you see, and I I think animals can be gay.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

The uh remember that cocker spaniel we had growing up that would bang anything?

SPEAKER_00 24:19

I don't remember that about it. I remember it would howl along to like uh intros to sit soap operas, but yeah, that was not the only thing it was howling while it was doing.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

But it wasn't gay, it was like uh it was game for anything. What is that, polyamorous? I think we had a polyamorous cocker span.

SPEAKER_00 24:39

Or it's addicted. Sorry, I'm a sex headict. I can't help it.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

Just too many hot animals on this ranch. This tiny ranch in junction, Texas. Oh, speaking of junction, Texas, this is um similar to pranks we pulled as a kid, but went way worse. A Georgia teacher died during a TP prank. The kids were TP. Yeah, the kids were TP in his house. He ran out, slipped, and they ran over him as they fled in their car. Oh, jeez. Yeah, super sad. They did stop to help him, which is I mean, at least they did that, but still.

SPEAKER_00 25:23

Yeah, I mean, it wasn't it wasn't a hit and run, is what you're saying.

SPEAKER_01 25:26

They didn't just go, oh crap, and take it out. Initially, they were thinking about charging.

SPEAKER_00 25:31

Which, if it had happened to you, would you have stopped, or would you have gunned it?

SPEAKER_01 25:37

Okay. That was not the intention of this TP prank. You gotta stop and have this.

SPEAKER_00 25:44

Oh man, you feel bad about that, you know. When something that's supposed to be just goofball goes sideways like that. Have you ever been part of a prank that went wrong? Not no, I never accidentally murdered anyone, if that's what you're getting at. Not that wrong. The worst is when he just doesn't, you know, like the prank happens and nobody notices or doesn't care that much, and you've built it up like, oh, this is gonna be good, and it's like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 26:11

I always felt like the TP was the lesser of the two. I would never egg a house.

SPEAKER_00 26:16

No, that could that's nasty.

SPEAKER_01 26:18

Yeah, it can mess up the paint. Plus, uh, I know um I heard of some buddies doing it, and the guy walked out and they hit the dude with several eggs. Like he walked the timing was wrong where he walked right out as they were egging his house. And it's like that's guy, that's a little messed up. But me and two buddies, now this was in Kerrville, we were TP in a house one time, and the neighbor pulled a shotgun on us.

SPEAKER_02 26:43

Ooh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

That's the challenge of doing it in Texas.

SPEAKER_00 26:48

Everyone's armed and also TP's not cheap anymore, you know. Like, that's you're committed when you're doing all unless you're stealing the TP from school or something.

SPEAKER_01 26:58

Yeah. And the uh it is a pain in the butt to get that down. Somebody TP'd my house in Arlington. You can't just do the water hose and get it off the trees. No, dude, it is a pain in the rear. And they get it up there. Yeah, it's it takes forever to get it down. So I have a different perspective on TPing now that I'm an adult.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

Are they still lighting poo in bags on porches? Because that seems like it could go bad too. Yeah. Does anybody ever burn someone's house down doing that? Accidental arson. I mean, this was TP death, so I feel like accidental arson would also be bad.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

That poo was significantly more flammable than we thought. What has that dog been eating? Yeah, I never lit the tea the the poo on. Uh I was part of one of those. I wasn't. Uh, but I got in a prank war when I had an apartment. Me and a buddy had an apartment, and there were these two girls that had an apartment close to us, and we got in a prank battle, and it just kept getting more and more inappropriate. So we lit poop on their uh porch, and they just kept doing things. They they held me down and gave me hickeys, and I had a girlfriend who did not believe that. No no one believes that when you tell that story. They thought it'd be hilarious to get me in trouble, so they held me down and gave me like ridiculous amounts of hickeys. Where I also had to go to work the next day and looked like a total weirdo. But yeah. Two girls, uh three girls held me down and gave me hickeys is not because they they were small ladies, and they so they solicited the help of a a friend. So th it took three of them to hold me down, but they but the girlfriend did not believe that three women held me down to give me hickeys. I don't know that either. It was two lesbians in the apartment next to us.

SPEAKER_00 29:04

They did not uh so they didn't enjoy the hickey giving process, is what you're saying.

SPEAKER_01 29:09

Which added to the story. I was like, it was lesbians.

SPEAKER_00 29:12

Like, what does that have to do with that? Yeah, I've I've I are you probably the only person I know who's gotten hickeys from two lesbians at the same time.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

I don't know if the third was I don't know where her sexual orientation was. The third one, but I know the two that were doing it. What are you envious of uh people who kind of go off the deep end? Oh, like when they make a scene in public or something? Yeah, when they make a scene, you know, the Michael Douglas moment or when people really lose it. Are you ever like, eh?

SPEAKER_00 29:45

Kinda. I mean, I guess so. Like, yeah, like it's nice to just be free. Let's go nuts. I still have to don't worry about what society thinks anymore.

SPEAKER_01 29:56

I'm watching a couple right now happen in real time on social media, and I'm kinda I'm kind of envious of like because they're just going off on everybody they know and just everything. Like it would be nice to just, you know, one day a year we could all just say exactly what we feel on social media and just light people up, and it's it's kind of like a purge day, but no one gets hurt. Well, except for people get hurt. Everyone's feelings get shaped.

SPEAKER_00 30:26

You ruin families, that's fine.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Yeah. But we get to just like push down the niceties and and not have to be friendly and we can just say exactly what we think when somebody posts a picture and we can just tear it. Really? Your kid is ugly. Yeah, see, you're you're on board, and that's what I'm talking about. I think that would be I would think that would heal society if we could do that.

SPEAKER_00 30:51

I don't think so, because I've there's a lot of hatred out there every day, all day, and it doesn't seem to be helping things, dude. I don't I disagree with your theory on just not caring what people say anymore.

SPEAKER_01 31:05

So you don't you're not a fan of social media purge day.

SPEAKER_00 31:09

No, not at all.

SPEAKER_01 31:11

I think we gotta keep it to yourself. I've got an opening for our anonymous question segment. Oh Gary. That is spooky, dude. That came out a little darker than I intended. Jake in California asked, My wife of ten years admitted to me recently that she has always been attracted to women as well as men, but she's never acted on it. Should I throw out bringing another girl into the relationship?

SPEAKER_00 31:41

Ooh, I mean, good luck. I don't think when when she says I am attracted to women, I don't think your first thing is, all right, three way it is. You know, like you can go, uh I support you in that, and if you want to try that, you should try that because that's not something I can give you. I'm totally cool with that. But I don't think, you know. Right to all right, I got this this lady I work with, it's pretty hot, and I think she likes me.

SPEAKER_01 32:13

So definitely can't suggest specific people. But I I get where his mind's at. I get the the jump from one to the other is uh I I get I get that piece, but you you can't throw it out. At best, you gotta walk her into throwing it out. You know, you gotta spend some time thinking it through and come up with a clever way. She's gotta suggest it. The dude can never suggest, a husband can never suggest a threesome with another woman. He can't throw that out.

SPEAKER_00 32:44

I don't think he can suggest it with another man either. Yeah, I mean it's different. Hey, he's not gonna do that. But he's so I mean you also gotta have a little bit of context here. Like, is she bringing this up because that's what she like? Maybe she's like, you know, I've always uh found ladies attractive, just haven't been able to act on it yet, huh?

SPEAKER_01 33:08

Yeah, that's why you gotta be patient here, man. You gotta you gotta walk her into it uh because you can't throw it out. But yeah, she may be that may be what she's what she's insinuating. But also, here's the other thing. It sounds good in theory, but not in practice. You know what I mean? Like this. I mean, who knows? I've seen some videos. Don't believe everything you see on the internet. It introduces tons of drama for a few minutes of fun. I say don't do it even if that I say don't do it even if that's what she's wants.

SPEAKER_00 33:46

What if what if they go to a professional? Like you head to Nevada.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

Yeah, I think that's better than actually bring because that's there's no drama in that. Yeah. Well, I mean, I mean there's some cost involved, but there's ca I think the cost is well worth it compared to the drama of of like changing your relationship style to right now being a thruple. Yeah, that's that's not what you want. That's what you're doing.

SPEAKER_00 34:11

I don't think like like the one that's what that's the idea is that the idea of the the fun is cool, but you're thinking about day-to-day living like that. There's two people that hate you when you do something wrong.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

Yeah, you wanna you wanna double the emotion that you're dealing with.

SPEAKER_00 34:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:30

I don't think it sounds and you know jealousy's gonna get involved too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:35

No matter what. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:36

I just think people like to think we're wired like that where we can make where that works, and that can be a thing, and it sounds cool and hip, and but what I don't think most people really are. I think very few and far between. And the fact that those two would pair up and never have mentioned that previously. You know, I think people that are legitimately wired that way where they they can make a thruple work, they're the kind of people that throw that out.

SPEAKER_00 35:02

All right, start with the strip club, you know?

SPEAKER_01 35:05

Bring her there with you. But I'm with you. I uh I I think we both agree he can't throw it out. She's gonna be the one that throws it out. But I think you're you're onto something that if you're gonna do it, do it with a professional. Because less repercussions involved there. Well, I hope we helped Jake in California. Any uh any wrecks or rants? You got any recipes you cooked this week?

SPEAKER_00 35:31

Um Rex and Rants. So we signed up for Paramount because they had finished their run of Landman and Tulsa King and season two of Landman, really good. I know Taylor Sheridan gets crap for writing soap operas for dads, but man, Billy Bob's awesome. The the last season of Tulsa King, eh, I mean, the the plots are just out there like crazy now. And I I I respect Sylvester Stallone because he knows it's hard to understand. I mean, there's not very many 80-year-old men that I know could just absolutely kick my ass, and he's one of them. But yeah, so you gotta respect that.

SPEAKER_01 36:14

Five three, right?

SPEAKER_00 36:16

But I think he's just reading lines at this point, he's not even delivering them, you know. It's just like Tulsa King, I'm tossing. But also, we finished it yesterday, and uh you said something about the Frisco King. Now, Samuel shows up in like the last two episodes of the show, so he's in it, but they didn't do the Frisco King setup. I was expecting it. You said, Oh, it's a Frisco King setup.

SPEAKER_01 36:40

No, I can't in the Tulsa King, he was headed to New Orleans, so I thought I thought they were gonna do it in in Tulsa King, but maybe they're doing it as like having Sylvester join for the first couple minutes, the first episode of Frisco King to kind of transition it that way. To me, it'd be smarter from a marketing standpoint to to end it the end of Tulsa King, use that to push it right over uh to the other one. But what do I know? The to I agree with um Billy Bob Thornton to me makes Landman.

SPEAKER_00 37:15

I mean, he I think he And you know, Sam Elliott showed up this season, and he's you gotta love Sam Elliott too. Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_01 37:23

Although my opinion on him changed slightly after watching I think I've mentioned this sh movie before, but the the man who killed Hitler and the Bigfoot. I don't think I saw that, no. I it I made Jill watch it.

SPEAKER_00 37:39

Seems like I'd remember seeing that. You made Jill watch it.

SPEAKER_01 37:42

Because I was like I I know this is a crazy title, but I've never seen anything bad with Sam Elliott in it. I'm a I love Sam Elliott, so I made her watch it. It is so it's like you can't tell. Did they mean it to be this awful?

SPEAKER_00 37:58

Like, that's the thing, is that is it so bad that it's worth watching? Or is it just so bad that it's bad? There's a difference, you know.

SPEAKER_01 38:06

Not with your wife, because she'll get mad. Like it's it's one like you you and I kind of like watching things that are so bad it's hilarious.

SPEAKER_00 38:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:16

Like you would enjoy it because it's so. What were they thinking? Uh like there was one when we were kids, the gods must be crazy that was where the Coke bottle fell down and hit the guy, and it was just the whole movie's software. Awesome, super.

SPEAKER_00 38:28

It was fantastic.

SPEAKER_01 38:30

Yeah, yeah. So you would like it, but she would definitely hate it. And it builds up to the whole time you're like, okay, maybe when they see when they they don't show you Bigfoot till towards the end, and you're like, okay, maybe it's that's gonna save it, maybe that's gonna be and Bigfoot is so cheesy looking. Like the special effects and everything are just awful. So that changed my opinion on him a little bit. But is this a recent film? Uh it's within the last five years.

unknown 38:59

Man.

SPEAKER_01 39:00

For sure. They may have buried it by now. But they oh, it also had like a 94% rating when we but I don't know if that was a bit too. Because I had the urge to rate it really high because I wanted people to stumble upon it and have to watch it.

SPEAKER_00 39:17

You make other people see what you saw.

SPEAKER_01 39:20

But no, I haven't seen this season of Landman yet, because we got to re-up our paramount. But I did like the first season. I thought it was great. Yeah, second season very, very good. So and I enjoy because I smoke I lived in Fort Worth for so long, so getting to see a lot of that.

SPEAKER_00 39:38

What they do get wrong that annoys me as somebody that lived in Texas is they're in Midland, Odessa, and the kid's like, All right, I gotta go to work, then I'm going down to Corpus, and I'll be back for dinner.

SPEAKER_01 39:53

They also make it look like Odessa to Fort Worth is just uh, you know, 45 minute drive.