OGYN #22 "Just" Dev Maddox

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     In this episode the guys talk to young Delaware comic, "Just" Dev Maddox. Dev has been a growing comedian in the local scene for about two years and the OGYN fella were glad to have him in. Dev produces shows in the area and works out in Salisbury, Md. and Delmar, De. The conversation is about everything from comedy to relationships and life. You can find Dev on IG @comedian_justdev

Dev also appeared on Episode One of "Big Swings" now available on Youtube @focusallcomedy

     Joe and Izzy chop it up and tackle all the tough issues with comedy. Live Show tix joespaincomedy.com 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_08 0:16

I got a present for you, man. I can't wait to get there. Yeah. I did something special for you this week. Welcome to the OGYN podcast. This is Joe Spain here with my man Isaiah Tingles. How are you, brother? I'm good, man. Everything good? Yes, sir. Man, we had a good time this weekend. Oh man, we had the best fucking. That shit was fucking nuts, right? It was crazy.

SPEAKER_07 0:38

A lot of people said they fucking enjoyed it and they want to be on the next one.

SPEAKER_08 0:42

Yeah? Yeah. I'm in, man. I'm with it. I'm with it. Oh man, I just hit something. Can I s can you still can I still hear you?

SPEAKER_07 0:50

I can hear you.

SPEAKER_08 0:51

Alright, good. We're good. This week we got my man just dev. Do you still go by just dev?

SPEAKER_06 0:57

Call me whatever you want. Just don't call me late for dinner.

SPEAKER_08 1:00

Oh. Man, so you were at the show.

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Yes, sir.

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You had a good time, right?

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That shit was a bless.

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That shit was fun as fuck, yo.

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That was probably one of my favorite shows at the club.

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Yo, at the end, when everybody just started fucking boom, boom, boom, firing.

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Just for the record, fuck major. Money making major from Del Mar, Maryland, Delaware. Both sides of Del Mar. Fuck Major. I don't think I have a way to hear this, but uh hashtag give Zach his phone back.

SPEAKER_08 1:30

Yo, so fucking uh fucking Lon said he was singing a national anthem next year. That might have been Alon of the night, man. He ain't got many, but that was a good one.

SPEAKER_06 1:44

That was a good one.

SPEAKER_08 1:45

Nah, Lon's been fucking funny as fuck lately, man. Yeah, man. No comment. I don't know what happened, man. He's like got new energy or something. It's it's awesome.

SPEAKER_07 1:56

I felt like the whole club, like, no one's like fucking mad at anybody anymore. Yeah. For the most part.

SPEAKER_06 2:01

Nah, there's too much shit going on to be mad.

SPEAKER_07 2:03

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's like no reason to be mad anymore. I feel like.

SPEAKER_06 2:08

Yeah.

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Anyhow.

SPEAKER_08 2:10

All right, man. So man, I'm can I Yeah. I just I can't wait. No, I'll wait.

SPEAKER_07 2:19

No, man. Alright, you ready? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 2:22

So you know uh Hillary Clinton got deposed today. Uh or yesterday.

SPEAKER_07 2:27

What's that mean?

SPEAKER_08 2:28

So she had to go in front of Congress to talk about the Epstein shit. Uh-huh. Yo, you think Epstein's alive?

SPEAKER_06 2:34

Yeah. I think Michael Jackson is alive too, though. So don't ask me about it.

SPEAKER_07 2:38

I think Epstein's an imaginary figure. I think he doesn't even really exist. He never was alive. I think Epstein is like uh being controlled by somebody.

SPEAKER_08 2:46

Yeah. Yeah.

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I didn't even know he was really a I thought him and Weinstein were the same person.

SPEAKER_08 2:51

They're both Jewish.

SPEAKER_07 2:53

Exactly. Is this a hot take?

SPEAKER_06 2:54

That whole thing with that, where they said McDonald's is putting people into the cheeseburgers. I might still order a Big Mac. I'm not. McDonald's is fucking disgusting. I can't lie to you.

SPEAKER_08 3:07

Oh God. That motherfucker knows that menu, man. They released a new burger. Did you hear about that?

SPEAKER_06 3:12

Yeah, and the guy took a bite of it and he barely bit it. He took the CEO of McDonald's, bit the um the new something. Something the Arch Burger. Oh, I can look it up, Joe.

SPEAKER_08 3:23

I can do it. I can do it. I wrote it down.

SPEAKER_06 3:25

Come on, Izzy Ben.

SPEAKER_08 3:28

It's the new McDonald's burger. It's the Archburger. Is it the Archburger?

SPEAKER_06 3:32

I feel like.

SPEAKER_08 3:32

Well, what happened to him when he bit into it?

SPEAKER_06 3:34

So that's what they were criticizing it for because he wouldn't say cheeseburger. He was like, here's our brand new product. And he would take a bite of it. And he took the smallest bite. And they were like, he knows that's cooling meat, son.

SPEAKER_08 3:48

Because he can't. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is called, it's called the Big Arch burger at McDonald's.

SPEAKER_06 3:54

Yeah.

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Did it got us jingle?

SPEAKER_07 3:56

And it has uh let me read the the ingredients. All right. Uh wondering why it's the most McDonald's. Uh wait. Wondering why uh this is the most McDonald's McDonald's burger yet. Okay, I knew it wasn't me. They just didn't put a comment there. Let's start with two juicy quarter pound 100% beef patties. They're lying. They're like that's 100%.

SPEAKER_06 4:21

Black knees. That's black kneecaps grind it up. This motherfucker.

SPEAKER_08 4:26

It might be white beef. It could be black beef. Something on it. You know the difference between white beef and black beef?

SPEAKER_07 4:31

Look, layer what? What is it?

SPEAKER_08 4:33

I ain't never felt like I was gonna get shot with white beef.

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You're right about that.

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That's a lot to unpack.

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Layered with three slices of melty white cheddar cheese. You see how they said white. You see how they said white pickets. I'm gonna get sick.

SPEAKER_06 4:48

You see how they said white cheese?

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It's then been topped with both crispy and silk onions, zesty pickles and crispy.

SPEAKER_06 4:56

Dude, this is shit.

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Like this is a good thing.

SPEAKER_06 4:59

They said zesty. Why didn't they put these?

SPEAKER_08 5:02

Oh, I want the old pickles. The cheeseburger pickles are the good pickles.

SPEAKER_07 5:06

The cheeseburger pickles.

SPEAKER_08 5:07

Yeah, not the zesty ones.

SPEAKER_07 5:09

Nothing from McDonald's is good.

SPEAKER_08 5:11

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 5:13

Let me see. I like a quarter pounder occasionally. Tangy, creamy with a perfect balance of mustard, pickles, and sweet to me. Yeah. Dude, that's a yeah. Let's go get one. Let's pause right now and go get one. I'll throw up shit ourselves. I'll eat it, but dude, I'll fucking.

SPEAKER_08 5:29

Yo, before y'all got here, I went in the fridge, I got myself a beer, and I was like, man, I'm not high. So I went out to the truck. Because of course you guys were a couple minutes late. I went out to the truck and I I set my I set my beer on the rail of the truck. Because you can't get in the truck with a beer because it's illegal.

SPEAKER_07 5:49

Right.

SPEAKER_08 5:49

So I was thinking ahead. So I set the beer up there and I got my truck and I called a buzz and I looked at something on my phone and I got back out of the truck and came in here. And I could not find my beer nowhere. I was looking around, looking around. But luckily, this strain of weed makes you be able to see and focus far away. So I went outside. As soon as I opened the door, I could see the label of this fucking black ass beer. And you know, you all the way across the yard. And I can't see.

SPEAKER_07 6:19

So that's some real shit.

SPEAKER_08 6:20

That's some real shit. I'll go. I should I should plug the strain while I'm talking. It was from um it's seriously, it's making like line sharper.

SPEAKER_07 6:30

High sight, like high sight.

SPEAKER_08 6:32

Yeah. Rather than making it hazy, like I can see better. Oh my god. It's weird. I'll go get it, man. We'll all be seeing through each other.

SPEAKER_06 6:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 6:45

It was a script. It's all illegal. So, Dev, where was you born at, man? You born in Delaware?

SPEAKER_06 6:51

Uh Georgetown, Delaware.

SPEAKER_08 6:53

Is that like the only hospital in Delaware?

SPEAKER_06 6:55

Well, technically, I was born at uh BB in Lewis.

SPEAKER_08 6:58

BB? BB Medical Center is like a big medical center, right? Yeah. That's what's up. Why'd they take you there?

SPEAKER_06 7:05

Oh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 7:06

You lived in Georgetown?

SPEAKER_06 7:07

Yeah. Like that was just a close.

SPEAKER_08 7:09

Oh, that's just what happens. Yeah. You went to school in Georgetown? Yes, sir. Where? You're gonna call me sir, man. Sorry. No, it's okay. I do the same thing, honestly. So when I do it back to you, you say the same shit.

SPEAKER_06 7:20

No, I got you. I'm gonna I'm gonna auto-threat. So, nigga, I went to um Georgetown Elementary and then Georgetown Middle School and then Sussex Central for high school.

SPEAKER_08 7:30

Did y'all have a lot of Mexicans?

SPEAKER_06 7:33

The valedictorian was a Hispanic gentleman when I graduated.

SPEAKER_08 7:37

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_06 7:38

He goes on now, though. They just got his ass.

SPEAKER_08 7:40

They did.

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I don't care how smart you are, son. They gone.

SPEAKER_08 7:44

I know, man. They've been cracking my guys all week.

SPEAKER_07 7:47

Yeah, we had this Mexican valedictorian chick.

SPEAKER_08 7:50

Must she hot?

SPEAKER_07 7:51

Yeah, actually, she was hot. Shout out to your Alden. Your Ralden? Yeah. But like look, she uh whatever your speech was, you had to get it like certified. Right? You had to like write it and then they had to check it. She obviously gave them a bullshit one and then went up there and was like, I've been, I've been uh dealt with I've had to dealt with systematic racism in this school and dude started that's awesome. I was like so drunk. I was like, yo, bitch, get off the stage. I was like, share the time. I'm trying to go up and do a couple minutes.

SPEAKER_06 8:26

Uh it's a small world because I know who you're talking about too. So yeah, yo. I can't even put this on Facebook because she may watch it. It's gonna be like she's genuinely so cool. Like she is. That's my homeboy girlfriend. They just had a baby and shit. Yeah, and you sitting on her back like the Torians.

SPEAKER_07 8:50

Nah, it was cool. I mean, she's pretty. She has like way more going for herself than me. So, you know.

SPEAKER_08 8:55

She's probably real pretty now, right?

SPEAKER_07 8:56

Oh, shh, banging.

SPEAKER_08 8:57

She's 24 or whatever.

SPEAKER_07 8:59

Yeah, probably like 20. Yeah, 20. Yeah, I can't post this on social media.

SPEAKER_08 9:03

See, the the the fourth the the the thing about Hispanic women, there's this invisible wall that they hit somewhere around 30, where it becomes real hard to maintain normal female attributes. Their hips go away, their pores get big, you know what I'm saying? It's just a Hispanic thing.

SPEAKER_06 9:24

They start getting that mustache.

SPEAKER_08 9:25

Yes, they become abuelas. I mean, every race has got a different one. You know, black women go through it too with the facial hair, and you know what I'm saying. The shit.

SPEAKER_06 9:32

And the one thing in common is their arms start hanging. Yeah, they got turkey arms.

SPEAKER_05 9:38

Like a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_08 9:40

Yeah, those Hispanic women, man. The other thing is they be talking about like demons. Yeah, they start seeing shit. They talk, they talk about like having dreams, and like if they see a bat, that that's the neighbor. At night it turns into a bat and it spies on us.

SPEAKER_07 9:59

The count.

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Yeah, the count.

SPEAKER_07 10:00

Like countracula?

SPEAKER_08 10:02

Yeah, kinda, yeah. My brother's wife is Mexican, 100% Mexican. And man, she'd become up with some crap. She burns candles and you know, put the puts the idol up there. You know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_07 10:14

It's not sexual, like you said, pour the wax on your brother? No. Uh-uh. He didn't like that.

SPEAKER_08 10:19

I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_07 10:20

I did it until myself one time. Didn't get hard.

SPEAKER_08 10:22

You know, he told me he went and had a rub, uh, went to a massage parlor one time up in Greenbelt, and he thought he was getting ready to get massaged, and the little Asian girl stuck her tongue in his butt. Can you imagine the charge? Laying there.

SPEAKER_07 10:37

That's rape. You can't charge me for rape.

SPEAKER_08 10:39

He said he paid her$100 because he wanted to do a good job, and she thought he was trying to solicit. So she stuck her tongue.$100. Yeah. And they got mad because he left because he didn't want it.

SPEAKER_07 10:50

Got up on her doing it for free. That shit is fucking sad.

SPEAKER_08 10:55

Uh so you graduated from Sussex Tech? Don't just I'll go back and forth.

SPEAKER_07 11:00

Don't just go back and forth. We'll look at an hour, dude. We gotta get you're the guest.

SPEAKER_08 11:06

I want to focus on fucking crazy Mexicans.

SPEAKER_06 11:10

That was just a crazy transition, son.

SPEAKER_08 11:13

I got no segues, man. I just go for the gut. So you graduate from Sussex Tech?

SPEAKER_06 11:19

Sussex Central. Sussex Central. The worst of the two schools, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 11:22

Sussex Tech is for people that are doing like automotives and shit like that. So you could have gone there?

SPEAKER_06 11:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 11:29

Is that how that works?

SPEAKER_06 11:30

So you have to like apply to go to tech. Yeah. And you got paid. They used to have a raffle. Yeah, because they take kids from like Seaford, Laurel, uh Bridgeville, don't they? Yeah. Everywhere. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 11:41

They got paid. You got paid?

SPEAKER_07 11:43

I don't think so. I think it's just really hard to get in. And what you're in, you're just, you know.

SPEAKER_08 11:47

You should have gone for metal plate. You should have gone for food line then.

SPEAKER_07 11:51

Food line and I almost got in the food line, yo. Food line got his bitch boss fucking didn't hire me. What's her name? Peggy Shilword. Oh man. I'll never go down to a food line.

SPEAKER_06 12:03

RIP, Miss Peggy. Oh, she's dead? I don't know. She sounds like it. Ain't nobody named Peggy alive still.

SPEAKER_07 12:10

Peggy Hill's still alive. There's a reboot.

SPEAKER_06 12:16

I guess you ain't wrong.

SPEAKER_08 12:17

Did you play any sports, man?

SPEAKER_06 12:19

I played basketball, but I wasn't very good at it. And football. But when I played football, my dad came to every single game. And not once did I step onto that field. So shout out to him for because he would cheer for like other kids and shit. And that kind of felt worse. Like I almost wish he didn't come to the game.

SPEAKER_07 12:39

I felt that.

SPEAKER_08 12:41

Yeah?

SPEAKER_07 12:42

My dad would coach me so goddamn hard.

SPEAKER_08 12:44

My dad would come to all the games, but like I wouldn't see him during the week. You know what I mean? Like he worked. I see him at a game. So like I wanted to play sports to see my dad.

SPEAKER_06 12:53

But did you play? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 12:55

Oh, yeah. I played.

SPEAKER_06 12:57

You weren't that bad off.

SPEAKER_08 12:58

No, I understand what you're saying for sure. Yeah. I appreciate those kids. Actually, I just had one of them kids follow me on Instagram. Because you know what? I was nice to everybody. Even the kid that never played. I never spit on him. I never peed in his shoes. But you need to. No, I knew you were a kid.

SPEAKER_06 13:16

They were nice to. This one nigga used to dry hump me and then go out and score seven touchdowns. And I'm like, I don't feel like one excused the other.

SPEAKER_07 13:24

You need to wait to blow up. So then you can be like, he raped me. Yeah, that's a good idea. On this podcast, we men get raped on this. Well, not we I mean, what I mean to say is follow me on Instagram. What I mean to say is we protect men that are victims on this podcast. I appreciate it. All right.

SPEAKER_05 13:47

Justin Oliver.

SPEAKER_07 13:49

Yeah, Judah's new. I'm sorry I didn't run by you in the t-shirt.

SPEAKER_06 13:53

With it. There ain't a single word in that notebook that could prepare you for this situation. It's just a notebook so I don't keep going off track.

SPEAKER_08 14:05

Alright, so your mom is black or your dad is black?

SPEAKER_06 14:09

My dad is midnight black. Like midnight.

SPEAKER_08 14:12

And your mom is completely white?

SPEAKER_06 14:13

Fun to caucus melons.

SPEAKER_08 14:15

So let me ask you a personal question. I've known a lot of half-breeds in my life. A lot of. A lot of.

SPEAKER_07 14:27

What? Nothing. Keep going on. I like what this question said.

SPEAKER_08 14:32

I'm sort of a half-breed myself. So I kind of get it. But the question is why do people that are half white, half black, or half white, half Mexican, or half Puerto Rican, half white, always lean to the minority?

SPEAKER_07 14:59

That's a good question.

SPEAKER_08 15:00

I do. I'm not I can tell you. I got my hand up. I'll tell you my answer after you tell me yours. What do you mean by that?

SPEAKER_06 15:06

Like Iden I think we identify as the most.

SPEAKER_08 15:13

I can't think of one. I can't like I was real close to a girl in high school who was half black, half white, and she would bust off I'm a N. You know what I'm saying? I'm a white. Yeah?

SPEAKER_07 15:31

I don't know. Okay. It doesn't. No, no, no. I know what I mean now.

SPEAKER_06 15:34

I got you. I gotta seriously. I gotta seriously. Break it off. So I used to do a bit where it was pretty much like I identify as black because if the police pull me out of the car, and first of all, they're gonna pull me over when I pass them because they see somebody brown in the car, and when they pull me out, they're gonna whoop my ass. But then they're gonna look at me and I'm gonna say, Do you know who my dad is? And one looks at the other and he goes, Jimmy, I think this one's a half breed.

SPEAKER_08 16:07

So that's well, you kind of look like a black eye though, you know what I'm saying? Like some people, the hair gives you away.

SPEAKER_06 16:12

Like, do you think I look in the mirror and I see a white person?

SPEAKER_08 16:15

No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is, okay. What I'm saying is, given the choice, and my okay, I'll just talk about myself because I know myself. Given the choice, if somebody asks me what I am, I say I'm half Mexican, half white. Okay, but I'll say Mexican shit all the time, kinda on purpose, you know what I'm saying? Because I got college money because my dad's Mexican. You know what I'm saying? Like, I could have gone to a black college, you know, and not needed that, but I didn't. I went to Salisbury State, so Mexican got me in. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_06 16:54

I guess I just base it off of what I see, like and what I didn't.

SPEAKER_08 16:59

In your experience, you feel is it because you've I'm I'm asking. I like something.

SPEAKER_06 17:06

Like, yeah, I genuinely forget you're black. Never.

SPEAKER_08 17:11

Huh. See, that's what I'm saying. Why is that?

SPEAKER_06 17:14

I want to forget. Like, like this is a this is a crazy podcast to bring it up on, but like when Trayvon Martin got killed, like my mom wouldn't let me go outside for months alone. Like, and your mom's a white one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 17:28

Sorry.

SPEAKER_07 17:28

She kept me in the house. It's because your mom, like, she just that just was she didn't know what to do because she never experienced that before, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_08 17:34

So you live are your mom and your dad still together? No. No. So you live lived with you live with your mom?

SPEAKER_06 17:41

I lived with her last.

SPEAKER_08 17:43

Okay. So when you were in high school, like your last years of high school, you lived with your mom? She wouldn't let you go outside? Nope. Because she was afraid for you.

SPEAKER_06 17:51

When the Trayvon Martin stuff happened, I was in middle school.

SPEAKER_08 17:54

Did you live in a trail park?

SPEAKER_06 17:56

No, we were in uh house at that time in Georgetown.

SPEAKER_08 17:59

In town, though, like around people? Yeah. Were shit going crazy, but still on fire or something?

SPEAKER_07 18:04

Not really. It was just Let me tell you what happened in Georgetown when Trayvon Martin died. Uh I think nothing. I think I think everyone kind of just went on about their day. I think that's a good one. Oh, she but she was worried. She was worried about her death. Well, yeah, because like, you know, my mom, I I I doubt it actually. I don't think my mom worried about me at that time. I think during the BLM, like in the heights of that, which mom worried.

SPEAKER_06 18:29

I was older by that point, but like to this day, my mom won't let me play with nerf guns or anything like that.

SPEAKER_08 18:35

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_06 18:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 18:36

Wow. She's protecting you against your roots.

SPEAKER_06 18:41

I guess so, man.

SPEAKER_08 18:42

I mean I just buy you now and get it over with, man. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_06 18:46

I like to call myself one of the good ones. One of the good ones?

SPEAKER_08 18:51

Oh, you're a good you're a good fucking human, man. So you're in a relationship?

SPEAKER_06 18:57

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_08 18:58

With an Asian lady?

SPEAKER_06 18:59

Yes, sir. Chinese.

SPEAKER_08 19:01

How's that go? She's full, full on Chinese?

SPEAKER_06 19:04

No, she's Filipina, but brown is brown to me because this is America. Do you have an equal sound? No, we don't have that many sounds. We're still new. No.

SPEAKER_07 19:15

I can probably find one actually.

SPEAKER_08 19:18

So how long have you been with her?

SPEAKER_06 19:20

Two years.

SPEAKER_08 19:21

Damn. How old are you?

SPEAKER_06 19:23

25, but I turned 26 on March 10th.

SPEAKER_08 19:27

Damn. Well, happy birthday, man.

SPEAKER_06 19:29

Thank you. I appreciate it.

SPEAKER_08 19:30

So um you guys live together? Yeah. Oh, she why don't she come out no more? I think I met her one time.

SPEAKER_06 19:40

Yeah. I mean, like, if you have a Chevrolet Corvette, you're not gonna take it to the Applebee's on a Monday night because somebody He would.

SPEAKER_07 19:48

That's why mine's gone. That's why mine got repossessed, yeah. Shout out to Repossessions. We find this eagle sound. Fuck Predator Tony in Laurel, Delaware.

SPEAKER_08 20:00

So, yeah, dating, man. What's is there any dating news this week?

SPEAKER_07 20:03

Hold on, Louis. You wanna play this? No, but I I want Isaiah's. I work really hard to find this song. We got mad. Fuck. Because I'm the person that Isaiah.

SPEAKER_08 20:11

You gotta tell me when.

SPEAKER_07 20:12

I'm the one Isaiah called after these dating. There's a very late equal sound, Dev.

SPEAKER_08 20:19

And I'm proud of American. Oh, fuck. All right. Filipino, can she shoot pole?

SPEAKER_06 20:25

No idea. I'm ready to do Isaiah's dating advice because I'm the one he calls when he fucks up.

SPEAKER_07 20:30

It's not advice, it's just telling Sadie.

SPEAKER_06 20:32

I want to tell y'all why he does what he does. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_07 20:34

What's going on? No, there's actually nothing going on. I haven't You're busy all weekend. Yeah, and I deleted the uh the apps again. I get on them and do my swipes and then I get off, you know. Because that's what any sane man does. You know, he didn't keep looking at the women.

SPEAKER_08 20:50

So uh you can't just keep them and not do it?

SPEAKER_07 20:53

The apps like swipe and keep them downloaded?

SPEAKER_08 20:56

No, no, no, yeah. Keep the apps, but not who don't have he doesn't have the self-control.

SPEAKER_07 21:01

So he has to do them. I mean, it's just too much pressure. Like you you think like no twenty five women don't think I'm attracted. And you know what I'm saying? That ruins you shouldn't think like that. So and then imagine you're doing this on five different apps. So that's you know, it's like 200 women, so yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:20

That wasn't the right math, but no two.

SPEAKER_07 21:23

Do you want another sound, dude? I can't pull up the calculator and the sound, dev. I gotta sound like sound of a nigga crying. Here we go. That that's the uh that's the tribal cry. No, no dating this week. That sucks, bro. Some women came to the show and said they listen to the pod.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 21:44

Yeah, so shout out to them. Yeah, call, call it email. Email, you know what I'm saying, at ice. Joe, yeah. How you do it?

SPEAKER_08 21:54

Joe at jospancomedy.com.

SPEAKER_07 21:56

Or my personal email isaiah.tangle2. Thousand three had you bell that com.

SPEAKER_08 22:01

Is that real?

SPEAKER_07 22:02

Yeah. I didn't know you had a real email. I don't use it. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_08 22:08

Like I didn't even know you had one.

SPEAKER_07 22:10

Yeah, don't send me anything to it.

SPEAKER_08 22:15

So how long have you been doing comedy now, Dave?

SPEAKER_06 22:18

Uh two and a half years.

SPEAKER_08 22:19

Two and a half?

SPEAKER_06 22:20

Yep.

SPEAKER_08 22:21

Damn. Time flies, man. I don't know. I remember the first time you went up, like it was yesterday.

SPEAKER_07 22:27

Word. I remember too, man. Two and a half years ago.

SPEAKER_08 22:29

Was it in uh it was old dream big when it was turned the other way? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 22:34

Because I did like four or five when it was the old way.

SPEAKER_08 22:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 22:38

Then it closed down.

SPEAKER_08 22:40

I definitely remember you in the garage in that cold standing outside and cold ass fucking skeet dumbass blowing them big clouds of fucking smoke and hitting on my wife.

SPEAKER_07 22:52

I only remember half of that. Joe, you gotta like give him grace, man. He was like getting obliterated, like he was drinking whole gallons of liquor and then driving home.

SPEAKER_06 23:02

Yeah, you know, DY. It's the same guy we're talking about. He was like, Dev. I need a reference for a job. That's called Skeet. What's the job? He'd answer. And he's like, it's for driving for a company. I need a reference. I said, Skeet, I love you to death. I just watched you drive home plaster drunk yesterday. I can't possibly give you a reference for a driving job.

SPEAKER_08 23:27

Good for you, man. I'd have done it and then been mad about it.

SPEAKER_06 23:31

No.

SPEAKER_08 23:33

I'd have been like, God damn it, he killed fucking four people. And a pile up. God damn it. I just try and be nice.

SPEAKER_06 23:41

At least he spoke English.

SPEAKER_08 23:43

Whoa.

SPEAKER_06 23:45

Joseph Bean was a hot team. Man. Yo, you know what, man?

SPEAKER_08 23:50

I'm like, you know how I am. I'm self-critical pretty bad, I think. I thought that show sucked. Like when we ended it. And then as people were, I was like, man, it was good. It was good. You know what I mean? Like it like I don't know, man. Like a whole weight went off my shoulders.

SPEAKER_07 24:09

After my shoulders.

SPEAKER_06 24:17

The show we just did?

SPEAKER_08 24:17

Yeah, Saturday, yeah. I got time in my fucking life. It was so fun, man.

SPEAKER_06 24:21

I had a ball. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 24:23

Okay. I can't wait till it comes out.

SPEAKER_06 24:25

Putting mayonnaise on it was like the only thing that would have made it better, dude.

SPEAKER_08 24:29

Oh, okay. I'm glad you said that. What is what is mayonnaise? Is mayonnaise Okay. I had this joke where and it worked, but I was told by another comedian that the only reason it worked is because I forced them to laugh. That it's actually not correct or funny. The premise was that black people put thick mayonnaise on my sandwich. So I gotta account for that when I'm ordering my sub at Wawa. Do you think that's accurate or no?

SPEAKER_06 25:01

Black people use Miracle Whip.

SPEAKER_07 25:03

No, that's not true.

SPEAKER_06 25:04

That's not true.

SPEAKER_07 25:06

I use Miracle Whip and my little brother used Miracle Whip, but we're white. So do you put it on thick or thin?

SPEAKER_06 25:13

Your dad has a white woman or uh a little bit of oil.

SPEAKER_07 25:17

Oh, I say I can't do that. I always do mayonnaise, but if I have a ham sandwich and it's regular ham, not imported, just regular, straight school ham, uh-huh, miracle whip. Like my dad uses Miracle Whip.

SPEAKER_06 25:28

My dad used Miracle Whip on his sandwich, and I'm like, nigga, why are you making gay sandwiches? Same when he put all that sugar in his spaghetti, I'm like, you eating gay sketti.

SPEAKER_08 25:37

But why you put why don't you put miracle whip on one side and mayonnaise on the other? What are you talking about? Well, one piece of bread put mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_06 25:46

Do you think the sandwich picks a race? The sandwich is like I'm mayonnaise. I ain't got no motherfucking miracle whip is.

SPEAKER_08 25:54

Alright, so the joke shit. Now he was right. He was fucking right. It was Mark.

SPEAKER_07 25:59

Maybe that's what you do in the joke.

SPEAKER_08 26:01

You just break into or is it miracle and maybe I'm fucking neurotic because I go to the goddamn thing at Wawa or Royal Farms or whatever, and before I even put my order in, I look at who's making my food.

SPEAKER_06 26:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 26:15

And if it's a fucking Mexican girl, I don't hit hot peppers because I know she's gonna throw a handful of them on there. You know what I'm saying? So that's the whole joke. If it's a black girl, I don't put extra mayonnaise because she's gonna put the whole jar on there. But he said that's not real because the only reason that would be real is because black people say mayonnaise is like a uh whack, like saying cracker.

SPEAKER_07 26:39

Nah, man. Like, what like uh what else would you get on your sandwich if you don't get miracle whip or mayonnaise? Oil. But that's it. Is that still not a dry sandwich? No. Sandwich? That's that's horrible. I would not eat anything like that.

SPEAKER_06 26:55

You eat in British sandwiches, that's the problem, dude.

SPEAKER_07 26:58

No, no, no, no. So what type of sandwich are you putting this like condiment on? Set condiment.

SPEAKER_06 27:04

Because you that's fair.

SPEAKER_07 27:05

You probably have done Miracle Whip and have mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_08 27:08

I don't ever buy Miracle Whip. If I go somewhere and they put it on my sandwich, I don't hate it. But I never buy it. I've never bought it.

SPEAKER_07 27:17

But you'll know it's on there.

SPEAKER_08 27:18

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 27:18

You'll know.

SPEAKER_08 27:19

Yeah. I don't hate it. Like some people put a spoonful of Miracle Whip in their chicken salad or tuna salad. Hey, it's alright.

SPEAKER_07 27:27

My people don't do that, but I I've done it myself for like chicken salad. I use Miracle Whip.

SPEAKER_08 27:32

You the whole thing, solid miracle whip? Mayonnaise. So it's kind of dry. Oh, I don't like mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_07 27:38

A lot of mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_08 27:40

See, I like it like that.

SPEAKER_07 27:41

What brand of mayonnaise do y'all use?

SPEAKER_08 27:43

Oh, that's a good question.

SPEAKER_07 27:45

There's only one dude. Okay, I think you're right.

SPEAKER_08 27:51

I usually do is a close second to helmets.

SPEAKER_07 27:55

It seems like it's never cold, and like they put cheese in it or something. Yes, they do. They got like Dukes? Fuck no, dude. Who you like?

SPEAKER_08 28:03

Oh my god. Hellman's who you like?

SPEAKER_07 28:05

Hellman's helmets, right? Or uh yeah, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_08 28:08

Helmens, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I love Dukes. Dude, my best friend, the one that got run over by a car.

unknown 28:13

Oh God.

SPEAKER_06 28:14

No context, it's crazy, but proceeding.

SPEAKER_08 28:16

He used to buy one of them big jars or uh they were plastic, the big mouth craft mayonnaise. You know what I'm talking about? The big craft with the big lid on it, and take that motherfucker off and sit down and watch television and eat it like soup with a spoon.

SPEAKER_07 28:34

And I sit there and I'm like the fuck are you doing? How long would you sit there?

SPEAKER_08 28:38

For a while. I would watch him for a long time. He would eat like half the drawing. I'm gonna get vision now.

SPEAKER_07 28:45

I'm getting sick.

SPEAKER_05 28:45

Yeah, and his lips would get all shiny, and sometimes so what are you looking at?

SPEAKER_07 28:53

Is the lips or him eating the mayonnaise?

SPEAKER_08 28:55

Well, his lips was part of eating eating the mayonnaise. I had to see if he had anyone's mouth.

SPEAKER_05 29:01

Oh god.

SPEAKER_08 29:02

Yo, what the fuck, dude? Hey Dev, do you believe in aliens? Absolutely. Yeah. What kind?

SPEAKER_06 29:09

Victor Wambiana.

SPEAKER_08 29:10

Huh?

SPEAKER_06 29:11

Victor Wambiama.

SPEAKER_08 29:12

Oh yeah, man. He might be a he might be one of the Greys.

SPEAKER_06 29:15

That's that's an alien.

SPEAKER_08 29:16

That's the kind I believe in.

SPEAKER_06 29:17

It's right in our face. Like every time they talk about him, they use alien emojis.

SPEAKER_08 29:21

He don't like him.

SPEAKER_06 29:22

No, I don't believe in that shit.

SPEAKER_08 29:23

He thinks he cheats.

SPEAKER_06 29:24

And that too, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 29:26

I don't like it.

SPEAKER_08 29:28

Hmm. How about ghosts? You believe in ghosts?

SPEAKER_06 29:31

I didn't, but my mom, because she's white, I would like to believe, when I would walk into her room at night after her and my dad got divorced, and I was just living with her, I'd walk past and she would be in there talking to motherfuckers. And I'd be like moms the same.

SPEAKER_07 29:49

Mother who's afraid of Trayvon Martin, afraid of letting you outside because of Trayvon Martin.

SPEAKER_05 29:55

It's the ghost of the D house.

SPEAKER_07 29:57

These Seaford PDs are killing black people. I'm trying to be serious, man.

SPEAKER_08 30:01

Alright, go ahead. I really want to know. Can we be serious?

SPEAKER_07 30:03

It's a serious podcast, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 30:08

So my mom would be laying in her bed and I would see her talking to people. And she would be like, Oh, I hear you, Trayvon Martin. I'm not gonna let him outside. And it would scare the shit out of me. Because I'm like, who are you talking to? And then other times she would be talking to somebody and she'd be like, It's your Aunt Virginia or this person or that person.

SPEAKER_08 30:31

Does she take medicine?

SPEAKER_06 30:33

Uh she uh Xanax.

SPEAKER_07 30:36

Your mom be getting lit.

SPEAKER_08 30:38

There we go. Crush them shit.

SPEAKER_07 30:41

My d my boy Double R knew he was gonna get in trouble at work. Yeah. So he took a Xanax on lunch and came back.

SPEAKER_08 30:49

Why why would that help?

SPEAKER_07 30:51

He's mad I c I mean he was prescribed it by the doctor, so I guess he knew it would calm him down. This is his words. I was like, dude, you're high as shit at work. And Mike's getting on me for weed. I'm like, you need to fucking that shit puts me to sleep, man.

SPEAKER_08 31:05

Dude, I never uh how about pork, man? Do you eat pork?

SPEAKER_06 31:14

Wow. Oh my lie. He's lying. He's lying. He's lying. I just gave this nigga pork.

SPEAKER_07 31:21

Two hours. He's like, yo, I cook this for me and my girl, but she don't like pork, so here you go.

SPEAKER_08 31:27

Oh, your girl don't eat pork? She got the black belly?

SPEAKER_07 31:30

I don't don't give me a line. See, this sounds like pork lawn. Is that disease? Black belly? Like they can't eat pork? Is it like the uh when a tick gets you?

SPEAKER_06 31:40

Nah, that's when the Muslims get you, son.

SPEAKER_08 31:42

I just made it up.

SPEAKER_06 31:43

I had a white uncle go to jail and come home Muslim. I said, You fucked up, son.

SPEAKER_08 31:47

I had multiple friends in my life who I was close to that were black guys, tell me that there's something in the black community in in your genes or your blood or something to where a large percentage of black people can't eat pork. It don't agree with them.

SPEAKER_07 32:06

Is that real? Nah, it sounds like your boys are some two percenters or something like that.

SPEAKER_06 32:10

So it's because they used to feed our ancestors scraps.

SPEAKER_07 32:12

Yeah, I was about to say, I think it's one of those type of things.

SPEAKER_08 32:15

Um they were gang members too.

SPEAKER_07 32:16

So yes, it's definitely what it is. They were like fucking, yeah, yo, it's like swine, man. Like they eat shit.

SPEAKER_08 32:23

Nah, they would tell me straight up they can't eat it or it'll it'll make them, it'll fuck them up, it'll make them sick, it'll make them shit.

SPEAKER_06 32:29

I don't think you're supposed to drink milk makes me shit.

SPEAKER_08 32:32

You know what, man? You might not be wrong.

SPEAKER_06 32:34

Like, they say some people are lactose intolerant. You know how many people I've met that are lactose intolerant? Like, I don't think we're supposed to drink it.

SPEAKER_08 32:41

Hey, man, if we were starving though, nobody would be lactose intolerant.

SPEAKER_06 32:45

Yeah. We're a bunch of fags.

SPEAKER_05 32:47

Nobody would have eats.

SPEAKER_06 32:48

Nobody would have eats. Like, like my girlfriend's Asian. We need them right now.

SPEAKER_08 32:55

Did your girlfriend get COVID?

SPEAKER_06 32:58

I wasn't with her then. I was with a fat weight bits. She got it twice.

SPEAKER_08 33:01

I just want to know if she felt responsible or not. I'm on a roll now, fuckface.

SPEAKER_06 33:07

I want to apologize to the Filipino community for the famous I got a half a beer in me.

SPEAKER_07 33:13

Yeah, we don't do too much apologizing on here. We talk about Jews every episode. They're getting let off.

SPEAKER_08 33:21

Just to get it straight, right in the middle of a podcast with two friends of mine. These jokes, man. You know what I mean? If people don't get it, they ain't gotta listen. Fuck them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, we're just having fun.

SPEAKER_07 33:32

And fuck the Jews.

SPEAKER_08 33:33

Oh. Ooh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 33:39

We're gonna make sure we don't get the book.

SPEAKER_08 33:41

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're never gonna make it in this industry.

SPEAKER_07 33:44

My mother's a Jewish dev. I don't know why you would this lovely weather we're having this.

SPEAKER_08 33:50

That was just Dev Maddox that said that.

SPEAKER_07 33:54

From Georgetown. Exclusively. I love the Jewish community, man. Shout out to you and dress you, man. We're gonna play some Jewish sounds. Draidle, Dradel, Draidle.

SPEAKER_08 34:17

Oh man.

SPEAKER_07 34:18

I'm never gonna walk again.

SPEAKER_08 34:20

You watch any uh you watch any TV shows, man? You like some he likes some CSI shit. You like that?

SPEAKER_06 34:26

Uh it's not a show, but the movie The Bowie in the Straight Pajamas.

unknown 34:31

What?

SPEAKER_06 34:32

He really likes shit like that.

SPEAKER_08 34:33

I've never seen that. Is it a cartoon?

SPEAKER_06 34:35

So it's about a little um, so there's one kid that's Jewish, and then there's another little kid who his dad works for like Hitler's government or whatever. And they hang out and they hang out with each other across the fence, and one day the kid who's German sneaks across to hang out with the little Jewish kid, and they're hanging out, having a good time, whatever, and they get herded into a gas chamber, and then they gas the little niggas.

SPEAKER_07 35:05

Oh my god. I'm finding a bio for it now.

SPEAKER_08 35:12

Mixed reaction. Mixed reaction.

SPEAKER_06 35:14

Play the incredible hard. It just makes me sad that the German kid died. You know, the if it was what's it called?

SPEAKER_08 35:20

Boy in the what?

SPEAKER_06 35:21

The boy in the striped striped?

SPEAKER_07 35:23

Yeah. I'm gonna watch it. I think it's the nigga in the pajamas, my homeboy. That was my homeboy's profile picture for PlayStation for like several years. Shout out to my nigga.

SPEAKER_08 35:34

How do I not know about this? You you got you have you've seen it before.

SPEAKER_06 35:37

Well, y'all were reading Box Car Kids when you were in school.

SPEAKER_08 35:40

Tar Baby. That's what we were. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:43

That's a good book.

SPEAKER_06 35:45

It's a good book.

SPEAKER_05 35:47

Bird Rabbit.

SPEAKER_08 35:48

Shit. How about music, man? What do you like to listen to? Uh country music. Do you really? Yes, sir. What do you like?

SPEAKER_06 35:53

I like Jimmy Allen, uh Rodney Atkins, Jason Al Dean.

SPEAKER_08 35:58

I like Jason Al Dean.

SPEAKER_06 35:59

Jason Al Dean, absolutely. Uh stuff like that.

SPEAKER_08 36:02

You know, when I was in the can, one of my, there was this guy. He had a uh black dude. He was a mechanic. About 6'6, skinny, light skin. He had a chunk of his arm missing from doing heroin. It looked like he had a shark bite. So every time a new person would come into the tier and would ask him what happened to his arm because people were stupid, I would pipe up and say something different. I just make up something, you know what I'm saying? And he thought I was funny. So we kind of got along. And uh he said, Joe, I ain't gonna tell nobody else, but just let you know. On uh at six o'clock in the morning, every morning, except one day, the country countdown came on. He said, I get up and I cook, and I don't tell nobody. I get up and I cook myself breakfast and I watch the country countdown. If you want to chill, you can. So I did, man. Every fucking I can't remember what days it was, but it was almost every day of the week. The country countdown. And I learned all that shit. Uh, maybe, yeah. We had because uh he of course you can't watch it no other time because you'll get beat up. But uh it was when that song Um I Got a Heart Like a Truck when that was popular.

SPEAKER_06 37:20

It's been drunk through. Yeah, Laney Wilson's fat ass. Excuse me. There he goes.

SPEAKER_08 37:28

Look like you love me. Man, he does know.

SPEAKER_05 37:32

Look like you love me.

SPEAKER_07 37:36

This shit got 65% on Rotten Tomatoes. You want to hear it? What? The trailer? Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_06 37:42

Play that shit.

SPEAKER_07 37:43

Alright, gotcha.

SPEAKER_06 37:44

Play the part where they get gas. I'm not playing that. But the zoom in on the two is good. I don't want to see the dramatic.

SPEAKER_08 37:50

Don't play an ad, though. No, it's not an ad mirror.

SPEAKER_07 37:56

Nazi flags.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

I know it's hard, but we're all having to say goodbye to our friends for the time being. Where to?

SPEAKER_03 38:04

The thing about being a soldier is that if your country needs you to go somewhere, think of it as an adventure. I can want to be looking at home.

SPEAKER_08 38:29

I'm already into this little d this this little dude. Oh no. It's a little German kike. Oh my god, he's in the sh that's why they say it's in the stripes, it's a fucking concentration camp.

SPEAKER_05 38:47

Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_07 38:48

That's the nigga on the defense, I believe.

SPEAKER_05 38:52

Oh my that one that's this one. No, that one.

SPEAKER_07 38:59

I'm like, Smuol, why are you so dirty? Dude, they're in there because they're the enemy. The enemy Smeel, you ever heard of pussy dude?

SPEAKER_02 39:14

Look, your father is doing here.

SPEAKER_01 39:16

Have you been playing with the Jews?

SPEAKER_07 39:19

Playing with the little dirty Jew boy.

SPEAKER_05 39:22

Is everything all right? We can't find Papa.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

I'm a soldier. Soldiers fight war.

SPEAKER_01 39:31

That isn't war! It's a vital part of it. We're not supposed to be friends, you and me.

SPEAKER_08 39:37

I'm not supposed to like the Jews, but that's good, man. Oh man, that's gonna be a prior. I hope he gets away. Don't tell me what happens.

SPEAKER_07 39:51

I've never seen it. Well, what the fuck? Hey, doesn't know about it. Do you want me to say what happened?

SPEAKER_08 39:56

No, I said don't tell me what happened. I already did. Alright, I forget. I'm not gonna listen to this stupid fucking podcast either.

SPEAKER_07 40:02

I'm telling you, man, that's just through the innocent eyes of Bruno, an eight-year-old uh son of a commandant at a German concentration camp of for Brendan's friendship with a Jewish boy.

SPEAKER_08 40:14

Yeah, I'm gonna have to check that out, man. That looked heart-wrenching.

SPEAKER_06 40:17

It is.

SPEAKER_08 40:18

So that's your shit, huh?

SPEAKER_06 40:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 40:20

So you like to be sad.

SPEAKER_07 40:23

It's kind of like the bridge of Terabithia, just fucking, you know, Jewy.

SPEAKER_08 40:28

What was it called? Inglorious Bastards, when they he beats that dude to death with a bottle. The Nazi guy.

SPEAKER_07 40:34

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08 40:35

Have you ever seen that?

SPEAKER_07 40:36

I watch movies on like this stuff.

SPEAKER_08 40:40

Yo, did you watch Mindhunter?

SPEAKER_07 40:42

Nah, I still haven't. Jesus fucking Christ. It's been three weeks, yo. It's 40 minutes. You know what I have been watching? What? Mindfreak.

SPEAKER_01 40:50

You got halfway. It was like, all right, I'll watch it.

SPEAKER_07 40:54

I got mind in working bar. Literally, I was like, dude, I used to watch Mind Freak. And I literally I switched to YouTube and started watching Mind Freaks. Instead of levitating, I got a little hard.

SPEAKER_08 41:06

So you were trying to watch Mindhunter.

SPEAKER_07 41:07

You put in mind and it then No, because Mind Freaks isn't on Netflix. I literally typed in mind and I was like, because it's like the first thing on Netflix. It's booming right now. It's good. A Misha has seen it. She has? Yeah, she watched it before me. Oh, Christ. Yeah, man. Just levitating.

SPEAKER_08 41:25

What do you think the best comedy movie is, Dev?

SPEAKER_06 41:27

Uh probably Naked Goon. What? Neither that or Blazing Saddles.

SPEAKER_08 41:31

So you like the slapstick comedy? Yeah. What about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

SPEAKER_07 41:38

Bed and Arms and Broomstick.

SPEAKER_08 41:41

That's not comedy.

SPEAKER_07 41:42

What? What?

SPEAKER_08 41:44

What do you like? What do you think's the best comedy ever? Like comedy movie? Yeah. Like that's a horror. I'm putting you on the spot. No, no, no. Not a special.

SPEAKER_07 41:54

I don't know. One of the ones that I can go back and rewatch. Like, I don't know, man. Like, I like the Mr. Bean shit. Like, you were talking about Mr. Bean last night. I was like, are you talking about a porn star, Mr. Bean?

SPEAKER_08 42:06

No, man. Can't be my one. Mr. Bean did like this one man show thing where he wore this uh tight like spandeck suit that was black and you could see his pecker the whole time. I don't like that. I didn't like it either. I was a little kid.

SPEAKER_06 42:20

It brings a new meaning to Mr.

SPEAKER_07 42:21

Bean.

SPEAKER_08 42:22

Yeah, flick that fucking mean.

SPEAKER_07 42:24

I like Pee-Wee's Playhouse, dude. Or Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, I'd say, is like my favorite comedy movie. Yeah. I'm real corny. I really like too many movies.

SPEAKER_08 42:33

I like a lot of them 90s comedies, man. Yeah. Like uh Tropic Thunder, I guess is in the 2000s, but um Love Don't Call us a Thing. Dumb and Dumber.

SPEAKER_06 42:42

I like that. Love Don't Coss. Raising Arizona.

SPEAKER_08 42:45

That's not a comedy either. You guys are sick. New video game. You know, Street Fighter 6 is coming out?

SPEAKER_07 42:52

No, Street Fighter 6 is already out. Oh, it is.

SPEAKER_08 42:56

I think there's a new edition coming out. You know, GTA sick ran coming out too. You fuck with video games? Kind of. You play with him.

SPEAKER_07 43:04

Hell no, we don't play a girl.

SPEAKER_08 43:05

Warframe? Yes. What's that? Explain that to me.

SPEAKER_07 43:09

Yeah, go ahead, Dev. Explain Warframe.

SPEAKER_08 43:10

Is it like an RPG thing?

SPEAKER_07 43:13

You wish. Or is it like sucks.

SPEAKER_06 43:16

Dude, what's the thing?

SPEAKER_08 43:16

Dungeons and Dragons. It is?

SPEAKER_06 43:19

You're in the future and you have like an exoskeleton, like a suit almost that you're wearing.

SPEAKER_08 43:25

Like Halo.

SPEAKER_06 43:26

Nah, not at all. Stop. In a way, in a way.

SPEAKER_07 43:31

I'm going to pull up pictures, man. This shit sucks. Every time I talk to this nigga, he's on Warframe, yo. Like me and Dev talk every day. This nigga's on fucking Warframe.

SPEAKER_06 43:42

I just hang up. Isaiah knows that I play 2K, but I wait until it's free on Game Pass before I play it. So you can only catch me on there after like March. I'm going to be on there soon, bro. I'm going to be on there soon.

SPEAKER_07 43:54

There's Warframe.

SPEAKER_06 43:56

Like you get an exoskeleton, you crack relics.

SPEAKER_08 44:01

What's the gameplay? Is it third person? Is it first person? Or is it like a Final Fantasy type?

SPEAKER_06 44:07

Like there's different modes. Like you can do player versus player and then Alright.

SPEAKER_08 44:11

So are you fighting? Are you like controlling the player? Very poorly, I might add. Well, I'm saying, like those Final Fantasy games, it's like there is a battle and you push X to cast a spell and then it's No, there are attack buttons, right?

SPEAKER_07 44:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 44:26

Yeah. See, that might be cool. I don't agree with him.

SPEAKER_07 44:29

You fighting off motherfuckers, you know.

SPEAKER_06 44:31

You'd be on Fortnite, yeah? No, I don't play Fortnite no more.

SPEAKER_08 44:34

I'll be fucking with some Fortnite. I can't. Man, the the skin is still the same, though. Yeah. Oh, they got adventure time.

SPEAKER_06 44:41

I used to love Fortnite, but then I turned 13.

SPEAKER_08 44:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 44:44

It's still lit, yo.

SPEAKER_08 44:45

I ain't started playing it until I was 40.

SPEAKER_07 44:47

I didn't like the skins, bro. The new this the new Power Ranger skins they put in suck. They did. They're not like great, but they're not the best. That was very recent.

SPEAKER_06 44:56

You've been on there recently. Now I'm not I jail keeping me up to date.

SPEAKER_08 45:00

Yeah, I do. The uh what is the Kim Kardashian skin? Is the sexy one right now. Smash boy. I can't. Smash. She's in a uh she's in a black, like skin tight leather suit.

SPEAKER_07 45:13

Kim K Fortnite, first thing that pops up. It's sad. Sad? It is sad that this this is what young people are probably looking up and jerking off to.

SPEAKER_08 45:21

Yeah, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_07 45:22

Oh, she is damn.

SPEAKER_08 45:24

I can't get by it. Fuck, dude. My painter starts dripping.

unknown 45:29

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_08 45:30

I know. She's customizable too.

SPEAKER_06 45:32

I'll customize that.

SPEAKER_08 45:33

Customize. All right.

SPEAKER_06 45:36

Gonna be serious.

SPEAKER_08 45:38

Every week. Do you listen to the have you ever listened to one of these? Yes. So every week we do uh headlines because he doesn't pay attention to anything. So I read something. Do you pay attention at all? Do you watch the news or anything or read anything? For the most part. So me and you will kind of know some stuff. You might know more than me. And he won't know anything, and we'll try to figure it out, and it'll be fun. Alrighty. Alright, we already did the Archburger. Okay. You ready for this one, Izzy?

SPEAKER_07 46:07

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 46:09

You ready, Dev? Massive creature filmed in South China Sea.

SPEAKER_07 46:19

You know how that means Chinese food's about to be booming on the market.

SPEAKER_06 46:24

So I subscribe to the theory that is a it is a biblical creature that they froze in the sea. And the sea is warming up, and the creature is going to be freed from the sea.

SPEAKER_07 46:35

Isn't Chinese food so much better to think about than fucking the Leviathan taking over and killing us all?

SPEAKER_08 46:43

I know what it is. What is it? I have a guess.

SPEAKER_07 46:45

Is it what he was talking about? No, it was close.

SPEAKER_06 46:48

Because when they look in the ocean, they can see a heat signature in the ocean that looks like the shape of a dragon.

SPEAKER_08 46:53

They said it's 37 meters or something. It's like not small. We just cannot explain.

SPEAKER_06 46:59

I'm telling you, son.

SPEAKER_08 47:00

I think I'll tell you what I think it is. I think it's because the I, you know, Iran shot them 11,000 mile an hour missiles. I think when they hit in Judy Judah and it shook, it woke up Godzilla.

SPEAKER_06 47:15

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 47:16

We're all fucked.

SPEAKER_06 47:17

Essentially.

unknown 47:18

Fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_06 47:19

It's like the lameist term way of looking at it.

SPEAKER_07 47:21

How do we kill Godzilla? Well, how the Chinamen killed Godzilla? They freaked out. No, Japan. Japaniards. It was Japanians.

SPEAKER_06 47:26

They used it in the water and all the missiles heated the water up, son. What kind of thing?

SPEAKER_07 47:32

Is that really how they killed it? In the first movie that's how they got it? Or should we call it Ultraman? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 47:37

I don't think it's called Godzilla. It's something biblical that got frozen in the water. And then something is here.

SPEAKER_07 47:43

He's talking about facts. Dude. That ain't facts. The Bible is not in the you know, stop, stop. It's not. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. I'm telling you, son.

SPEAKER_08 47:51

Are you religious? Are you religious? Do you go to church every Sunday? No. No. Did you at one point you're right? White people.

SPEAKER_06 48:02

Cracker ass, cracker.

SPEAKER_08 48:03

So what do you think this massive creature is? You think it's a biblical creature? Per se, yeah. You think it's a wa? A fish?

SPEAKER_07 48:11

I forgot what I thought it was for a second. I got caught looking at something else in the room. Sorry. Uh what did I say? Oh, I think it's uh they're just like, I don't know. Man, I think it's gonna be some good Chinese food, whatever it is.

SPEAKER_08 48:26

Oh, so we're gonna eat it.

SPEAKER_07 48:27

I hope so.

SPEAKER_08 48:28

Oh, that'll be the first one.

SPEAKER_07 48:29

It's like a dragon burst egg.

SPEAKER_08 48:30

I hope it tastes like tuna, because we're almost out of them.

SPEAKER_06 48:32

Are we?

SPEAKER_08 48:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 48:33

Dead ass.

SPEAKER_08 48:34

Yeah, man. Tuna's a problem. We're running out of bluefin tuna.

SPEAKER_07 48:39

Is that what they make uh tuna side of?

SPEAKER_08 48:42

That you know, Charlie tuna? That's what he is. Charlie tuna? Albacore fish. Yeah. Damn. No, they got albacore still. The bluefin is the one they're running out of.

SPEAKER_06 48:51

We're gonna act like he just didn't ask if tuna fist was made out of tuna.

SPEAKER_08 48:56

Okay, you ready for this one?

SPEAKER_07 48:58

It's y'all fucking. It's y'all pucking. Yeah, don't don't don't offend me on my own podcast, please.

SPEAKER_08 49:04

Hey man, do you know about fish cakes? Is that a black thing?

SPEAKER_06 49:07

Like salmon cakes? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 49:09

Yeah. I had a uh a guy who worked with me at 84 Lumber, who name was Leroy. He had one tooth right in the front, and he used to drink all day long and hide and sleep in insulation and shit. But he came to my house all fucked up one day, and he taught me how to take tuna and mix it with eggs and breadcrumbs and make like a burger.

SPEAKER_07 49:31

I never done it with tuna, but uh I had the salmon cake like twice. Them shit's bust.

SPEAKER_08 49:36

You liked them salmon? Yeah. You never done it with tuna? No, no. Well, it was a little strong, I'll have to say. Yeah. Alright, you ready for this one? Yes, I am. I don't even know who this person is. Kiana James, live on TV, has a horrible wardrobe malfunction. What do you think happened? Do you know a picture of her? Do you know who Kiana James is? I do not. She looked pretty sexy.

SPEAKER_06 50:05

You stumped me on this one. I might know, but I feel like.

SPEAKER_08 50:07

K-I-A-N-A. James like LeBron. Or Rick. Or Bronny.

SPEAKER_07 50:19

Rick James, bitch! Nope. Uh spell it one more time.

SPEAKER_08 50:23

I might have spelled it wrong. K-I-A-N-A. James like Rick. Dev said. Or Kevin.

SPEAKER_07 50:33

Oh. Oh, she's a wrestler.

SPEAKER_08 50:35

Oh, yeah. It was a WWE thing. That's why I thought you guys might know.

SPEAKER_06 50:39

Was it like a strong titty slip?

SPEAKER_08 50:41

I hope so.

SPEAKER_06 50:42

Yeah, she's a she's a brolicky bitch.

SPEAKER_07 50:45

Uh do you do you watch wrestling?

SPEAKER_06 50:48

I did, but then I turned 13.

SPEAKER_07 50:51

Dude, come on. I love wrestling still, man. Wrestling's still like you just gotta watch old wrestling. You can't watch this new shit.

SPEAKER_06 50:57

I watch old shit. I don't watch like the new products.

SPEAKER_08 51:00

I actually enjoy hanging out with people that think it's real.

SPEAKER_07 51:03

So retards? Yes. They entertain us. Oh, I love it.

SPEAKER_06 51:09

WWE puts out like the scripts and everything after the fact and like documentary. Like they You gotta ignore that. What's that shit called? K Fab A or whatever? K Fabe. K Fabe, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 51:18

Alright, you ready? K Fabe. I gotta uh Wallaha. I got a top five for us this week. Alright. So it's a top five things that are on Netflix right now. Better rated by Rotten Tomatoes. And I'm telling you right now that I disagree. Tell me if you've seen these, alright? Number five is my favorite movie ever made.

SPEAKER_07 51:43

Alright, what is it?

SPEAKER_08 51:45

What's your favorite movie ever? Ever. Like if you have watched one movie for the rest of my life.

SPEAKER_07 51:52

For the rest of your life. Taxi driver.

SPEAKER_08 51:54

Robert De Niro. That's a good one. A lot of people say pop fiction.

SPEAKER_07 51:59

Over and over. Because you always find something different. Yeah. Well, Coraline. Alright, Coraline. It'd be a kid's movie. There's always new shit. Like they got new theories about like every six months.

SPEAKER_06 52:10

This is a hot take. But I'm gonna have to go with Sweet Home Alabama.

SPEAKER_08 52:15

I've never seen that. I've heard it, the song, but I've never seen that movie.

SPEAKER_06 52:19

It's a movie. Alright, I'm gonna write that down too.

SPEAKER_08 52:21

Now you got me watching Pajama Boys and Sweet Homes in Alabama.

SPEAKER_06 52:25

It's not really a chick flick, but it's like a romantic movie.

SPEAKER_08 52:28

Oh god, I'll jerk off.

SPEAKER_06 52:30

If I had to pick a movie going back to earlier, it probably would be Raising Arizona.

SPEAKER_08 52:35

Yeah, that's a good movie. Well, my favorite movie ever at number five is Braveheart. The reason I like that movie is because it's got everything. It's got like a love story and revenge and fights, and I I love it. I love that fucking movie. I'm not even a big Mel Gibson fan, but that movie is awesome.

SPEAKER_06 52:55

I liked his racist ring against the Jews. Yeah, it was unfortunate.

SPEAKER_07 52:59

I found Sweet Home Alabama. Uh-huh. The leading actress. Do you know who it is, Dev? It's Rush Witherspoon, isn't it? Yep. A young woman who has renovated herself. It didn't say, and I didn't feel like also looking that up. A young woman who uh has renovated herself as a New York City uh social light must return home to Alabama to obtain a divorce from her husband after seven years of separation. Yeah, bro. Dude, that's pretty fucking gay. Nah, that is that shit got 39% on Rotten Tomatoes. Does it? Yeah, that's not a good movie. Nah, you can't trust Rotten Tomatoes. 39. You can't you can't trust Rotten Tomatoes. I don't know if I've ever heard of anything. Like the dude is uh is a hot fucking lead. Uh Reese Witherspoon and then that dude.

SPEAKER_06 53:51

Like, that's just a movie I can watch over and over again. Same thing with uh Hancock. Oh, I like Reese Witherspoon and then I can watch Hancock over and over again. Yeah, Hancock's good. That's a good movie. I guess a lot of slight. Fuck is my lighter?

SPEAKER_08 54:04

Oh, thank you. Alright. Ready for number four?

SPEAKER_06 54:07

Y'all.

SPEAKER_08 54:09

Number four. Mighty Wind. You ever heard of that?

SPEAKER_07 54:14

Oh, look it up.

SPEAKER_08 54:15

Mighty Wind? I ain't never heard of that shit. Braveheart's my shit. Freedom! You ever seen Braveheart?

SPEAKER_07 54:23

I haven't seen Braveheart. Is it like a military?

SPEAKER_08 54:26

No. It's William Wallace. So Scotland. You know, Scotland's a country, right? It's my island. Um and Ireland. England took all that over at one point. So the Scottish wanted to be free. So it's that whole breaking away from England thing. A bunch of people die. He gets disembowed at the end. They pull Scots out when he's alive.

SPEAKER_07 54:50

It might be one of them things like I seen on fucking. What what all the movies used to play on back in the day? Like uh Transformers, Grown Ups, fucking all that shit. Movie theater, son. Nah, it played on one fucking channel. Like, I don't know if it was like all the time.

SPEAKER_08 55:06

No, it was American Movie Classics, AMC.

SPEAKER_07 55:09

AMC played on like AMC. No, it was another one. Uh TNT, maybe TBS TNT, The Turner Networks. I found the mighty wind.

SPEAKER_08 55:20

We got an 87. What's that about?

SPEAKER_07 55:22

Yeah, I see. A mockumentary captures a reunion of a 1960s folk trio, The Folksman, as they prepared uh for a show at a town hall to memorize a recently deceased concert promoter. Sounds whack as hell. Sounds whack. What's that got on Rotten Tomatoes?

SPEAKER_06 55:41

87%. 87%. Really? Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_08 55:46

Maybe. Alright, number three is one called Green Room. And this actually looked pretty good. It got a 90 on Rotten Tomatoes. See if you can look that little motherfucker up real quick. Man, William Wallace. I'm gonna have to go watch that shit now. You know, one part in that movie that he walks into this guy's room on top of a horse, and the guy's in the bed and he pulls the covers up and he's like, ah, and the horse steps on him a couple times, and then he takes this Mason Gavel and bow bashes his head in. Alright. You've seen this? Oh, yeah, I love it.

SPEAKER_07 56:23

You seen this movie?

SPEAKER_08 56:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 56:26

A punk rock band, yeah, forced to fight a survivor or fight for survival actor witnessing a murder at a neo-Nazi skinhead bar.

SPEAKER_08 56:34

Oh, that's a green room?

SPEAKER_07 56:35

Yeah, the gay green or a green room. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 56:37

I'll check that out.

SPEAKER_07 56:39

That's a lot depressed. We'll watch it. It reminds me of CC22's oh shit.

SPEAKER_08 56:45

That punk, uh that punk movie we were supposed to watch was.

SPEAKER_07 56:48

Yeah, I fucking go back and rewatch that because fucking I I should like it. I don't know why. SLC Punk. Yeah, FLC Punk. I don't know why I couldn't get into that.

SPEAKER_08 56:57

Alright, number two. You don't have to look this one up. Alright. Because we all know it. Boys in the Hood.

SPEAKER_07 57:05

That's because white people, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 57:07

Boys in the Hood are always hard. That dude just died. That's why. Who, Ricky? Nah, the white, the old man who was the cop. You know what I'm talking about? And Boys, Boys in the Hood. There was two cops. The old guy who was and the young guy. The young guy was kind of racist. He was like high strung. And the old cop was like cool with the cool with everybody and was trying to make everybody get along. And in the end, the that might I might be talking about colors.

SPEAKER_06 57:38

All I can think of is Bernie Mack and Don't Be a Menace of Society while drinking your juice in the hood.

SPEAKER_08 57:44

Oh God.

SPEAKER_07 57:45

Yeah, I think if he would have died, it would have been like the first thing that popped up. Maybe you might be talking about colors.

SPEAKER_08 57:50

I might be talking about colors.

SPEAKER_07 57:52

I don't think Boys in the Men is or Boys. Boys in the Men. Boys in the Men. Jesus Christ, I say. Dargle again. No, I'm kidding. I don't think Boys in the Hood's that great of a movie, personally. Like, I don't like the. You know me, dude. I don't like fucking uh the blind side. Man, that's a good movie.

SPEAKER_06 58:13

I don't like any of that shit. I don't know. I didn't like a single Friday movie they put out.

SPEAKER_08 58:16

No, the first Friday's amazing.

SPEAKER_07 58:18

I just hate like uh what's that one? Uh fucking it's uh with Lokedog and all them. That movie's so fucking sad. Don't be a minute.

SPEAKER_08 58:28

No, you're talking about Master Society.

SPEAKER_07 58:30

I'm talking about the real movie. Yeah, all that shit's sad, dude. Boys in the uh hood, same thing.

SPEAKER_08 58:34

Yeah, I like Master Society too.

SPEAKER_07 58:37

I like that one better.

SPEAKER_08 58:38

It's it's like I wouldn't watch it over and over again, but it's it's rough.

SPEAKER_07 58:42

Like when they come on BT and you just gotta watch it. Same thing that uh I guess I have to click that. Yeah, you just got to. You're like this Sunday, fucking four o'clock.

SPEAKER_08 58:53

Boys in the Hood's like that for me too, though. I can't go buy it. I gotta see certain scenes of Boys in the Hood. Colors too.

SPEAKER_07 58:59

It's like every time you click on, though, it's like fucking Cuba Gooden just crying. It's like that's always the scene you get.

SPEAKER_06 59:07

You know, Snoop Dogg uh auditioned for that role, but Cuba got it. He was like, shit, baby. Shit. He got what? There's footage of Snoop Dogg auditioning for that role, but Cuba Gooden got it.

SPEAKER_07 59:18

No shit. Yeah, you never seen it? Uh-uh. Yeah, that's some good footage. Go ahead and tell the next one.

SPEAKER_08 59:23

The next one is a movie called Whiplash.

SPEAKER_07 59:27

I've heard of it with Will Smith.

SPEAKER_08 59:29

No, it's got it's got your boy uh Is that not what he is in?

SPEAKER_05 59:34

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 59:35

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 59:40

That sounds like a fucking dickhead, dude.

SPEAKER_08 59:46

Shit. No, fucking uh it's got your boy J.K. Simmons in it.

SPEAKER_07 59:50

Who is it?

SPEAKER_08 59:51

The guy from J.K.

SPEAKER_07 59:53

Simmons? You mean J.K. Rollins? My bitch?

SPEAKER_08 59:57

No. The guy from Oz, who was the Nazi guy with the eyes tattooed on the back of his head. You know what I'm talking about? The bald guy from Oz who had the eyes tattooed on the back of his head.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:11

Let me see. I'm about to look that up too. From Oz?

SPEAKER_08 1:00:14

Yeah, Oz. The not Oz like the Follow the Yellow Big Road, the prison show Oz.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:21

Ota BC raping men.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:22

Yes. Outta BC is one of them. I can't remember. Schnaringer? Schiller. Schillinger.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:29

That was him? That was him. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:34

Yeah, J.K. uh J.K. Simmons. Yeah, J.K. Simmons, the ball headed guy.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:39

And he plays in what?

SPEAKER_08 1:00:40

He plays in this movie Whiplash.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:42

Oh, with the drums. Have you ever seen Whiplash? It's the dun dun dun. He's like, you're shit. You're horrible when the dude's drumming.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:50

Oh, and Whiplash? Yeah. I've never seen it.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:52

Drummer movie, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:53

Check it out because I don't know. It got a 94 on Rotten Tomatoes, man. Over, sweet. Oh, here, let me play it. Let me play it. Get past the ad. We're good.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:06

Mess with me and my brain weep. Trey, you're late. I thought something might have happened to you. Nothing's gonna happen to me. Please always mess with me and my freaking weak. We haven't gotten to that part of the movie yet, okay?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:41

Just get back into character. Get back down there and get back into character.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:45

My God.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:46

Are you you can't be serious right now? I cannot even fucking believe it I'm That shit can't be real.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:52

Nah, it ain't real.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:54

I would not get a y'all podcast on my.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:56

I like her though.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:57

Or is Bond. Yeah, Gabrielle Union.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:59

Yeah. She was in something else uh Friday. She was the hot chicken Friday. Was it Screaming? Friday, too. She was the one that uh got with Craig. Maya Ruy Along.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:13

Is that right? Nia Lyon.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:15

We're thinking of two different people. You're right.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:18

No, it was it was the Penny Pro.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:20

That ain't fucking. She said she looked like Janet Jackson looked like Freddie Jackson.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:32

I'm pretty sure it was Neo.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:35

Alright. Hey, uh Dev.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:39

Yes, sir. Sorry.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:40

You got any shows left? You got any shows coming up, buddy?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:43

Uh, we had the Get Lucky Comedy Show, headliner Joe Spain at Cinnamon, C C22C for Delaware. Cinnamon.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:52

What's that on March 13th?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:54

March 13th, yeah. What time? What time? All right. Doors open at seven. Doors open at seven.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:01

Seven. Come get a drink with us. We'll be there.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:03

Come get a drink tickets on Event Break. Look up uh Dev Maddox on Facebook for the link, and then I'll have y'all put in the description for me. So click it in the description.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:12

D-E-V-M-A-D-D-O-X. Yes, sir. That's what's up.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:20

Byron Brooks and friends on March 21st. Dream Big Venues, Del Mar, Delaware. Doors open at seven, so we're at eight. Tickets at DreamBigVenues. Byron Brooks.com. Something like that. Isaiah's gonna be on there. Joe's gonna be on there. And then Apre Stevens. And then last but not least, we have King on the Hill. King of the Hill. I said King of the Hill. Oh uh maybe I'm drunk. Go ahead. When y'all listen back to this, y'all tell me who was wrong. But Isaiah's producing that one. Uh Joe, you're on there, aren't you? Yeah, I'm hosting the most. Joe's hosting. We got Phil Pitts headlining, and I'll be on there as well. That's at Dream Big Venues Doors S7. So it ain't.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:04

Yeah, was uh what's the name coming back?

SPEAKER_07 1:04:06

Oh pickles.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:07

Man, I don't know, yo.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:08

Did he tell you Pickles showed up? Yeah, a month early.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:12

Uh-huh. Pickles showed up.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:14

He was like, um, uh, is there a show here tonight? And I was like, uh, hey, bro.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:21

You were like, yo, go tell Dom. Go back to PA and tell Dom that you murdered and that bitches were like trying to suck your dick. Like, just tell him, like, fuck it.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:30

End up having a good time, actually.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:32

Shout out Dom Driscoll, man. Yeah, shout out Dom Driscolls and Pickles, man. Their pod, yo. They're doing really good over there.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:37

Yeah, that's funny, man. I like their clips. That's super funny. Um, the only thing that Dev didn't touch on that I got is next Saturday. And I think there's only like 30 tickets left.

unknown 1:04:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:48

Yeah. And that's a big room. That's a 150-seat room. So next Saturday. Next Saturday is Umar Khan, Eric Gregorian, Sean at Henry, Izzy, and me at the Marcus Street Pub in Denton in the theater. Theater show, bitches!

SPEAKER_07 1:05:03

Yeah, if this sells out, I might go get a tattoo before the fucking show, dude. Yeah? Yeah. At our boy fucking right across the street.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:12

Black anchor.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:12

Black anchor tattooed. You know, quicky kid. Hell yeah. I'll get one. Try to get a walk in. Go in there and get some walking tattoo.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:19

What are you gonna get?

SPEAKER_07 1:05:21

Fuck. Uh I might get I was singing bird son, because my dad's name's bird, somewhere like on my chest or something.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:27

Like a picture of a bird and a picture of a son or the word bird son.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:30

Probably bird son on like a cross with three crowns. You know you're dead.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:34

I'm not getting that.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:35

Yeah, no, I'm not gonna get that either. That was just the noble one. I'll probably get like a penis or something. I'll probably get something funny.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:43

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm gonna get a comedy tattoo.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:46

Fool in the rain. Yeah, fool in the rain from uh Led Zeppelin. I get fucking Fool in the Rain tattooed on me somewhere.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:52

Yeah, man. That'll be a good night. That'll be a good fucking night. I can't wait um till the show is ended. Edited too that we did Saturday.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:01

Oh my god. That's gonna be great, man. I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:07

We're gonna put it out um on its own YouTube channel so that way every time we do it, we can just put it on the YouTube channel and show and don't stop comedy and mark. Everybody's gonna link to it. It'll be fun. It'll be great. JoeSpainComedy.com, Joe Spain Comedy on Instagram. What do you got on Instagram, Dev?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:29

Uh Instagram is Devin.matox. Or comedian just Dev is on Instagram, I believe. And then Facebook is Dev Maddox.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:38

Did you take an edible?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:40

I'm very high. TikTok is Devin.matox and one at gmail.com.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:46

How about you, Instagram?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:47

I said at gmail.com. It's Devin.mata.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:50

Uh oh. You're doing the black girl hair tap. Did you get your hair tied up?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:54

I got it retwisted.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:55

Nice.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:55

I gotta say it after we're done.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:57

Fucking, it's gonna be all matted and crazy.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:59

Oh I'll wait.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:59

I texted me the other day. I said, What you doing? He said, Get my hair done. And I said, You gotta just say I'm getting this style done. When you say get my hair done, that sounds gay.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:07

And then what I say after that, I said, Oh, I'm sorry, I'm getting my curlers removed.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:11

And that felt that felt better because you said what it said what was happening. Yeah, what you got coming up, Izzy?

SPEAKER_07 1:07:18

Uh yeah, man. We already touched on everything that I got coming up. I'm on a bunch of shoes with you dickheads for a month. We got a bunch of shoes, you know.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:26

I still got yeah, me too. We're busy. I got a surprise for you. Let's go.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:30

Follow me on Instagram at uh Co Izzy, Facebook, same thing. I'm not on there, but you can follow it and I'll fucking I'll get back to you. If you're a woman, I'll follow you back expeditiously. Almost uh too fast. Almost uh creepy leeway.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:44

Follow on follow.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:48

I'll send a message and unsend it, probably. That's the most violent thing you can do.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:54

Oh shit. All right, Izzy, this is just for you, all right? All right, man. All right, here you go, Gordon.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:59

Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Madam Secretary, thank you for returning this afternoon. Secretary Clinton, is your husband someone the committee should investigate? I my husband will be here tomorrow. You'll have a chance to ask him questions. So my question is, is your husband this committee is someone this committee should investigate?

SPEAKER_08 1:08:14

Ask and answer. She said, ask and answer.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:18

Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Oh, shit. Thank you for returning this afternoon. Secretary Clinton, is your husband someone the committee should investigate? I my husband will be here tomorrow. You'll have a chance to ask him questions. So my question is, is your husband this committee is someone this committee should investigate?

SPEAKER_08 1:08:35

You won't have sex to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:35

Apparently you are. You speak to him. He's going to be here tomorrow. Yeah. In your testimony before the break, you discussed why you believe President Trump should testify before our committee due to a quote pattern of behavior, end quote. You testified that a pattern of behavior warrants accountability. So I want to make sure I understand uh your standard correctly. The pattern of behavior you describe includes being held civilly liable, indictments sexually and correct.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:58

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:00

In 1998, your husband was found civilly liable for sexual misconduct with Paul Jones and settled for$850,000. Is that correct? Yes.

SPEAKER_09 1:09:08

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:08

By your standard of pattern of behavior, should your husband testify before this committee? He is testifying tomorrow. On December 19th, 1998, President Clinton was impeached on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice directly related to his extramarital fare with Monica Lewinsky. Is that correct? Yes. And your husband was impeached for sexual behavior, correct? I didn't understand what you said. Your husband was impeached for sexual behavior. This bitch has got to sit here. He was impeached for several uh I uh several uh reasons. Uh and then was uh deployed in the Senate. And your husband flew on Jeffrey Epstein's plane 17 to 26 times, correct? He made several trips with different legs on the trip, as I recall.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:51

Different legs, all bunch of little kitty legs.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:55

Um were you aware that Secret Service was dropped on some of those flights? That is not my understanding. Were they not on some of those flights? That is not my understanding. So your understanding is that Secret Service was on all of the flights that that President Clinton was on. That is my understanding. Um by this standard of behavior, multiple credible accusers, including Juanita Broderick, who alleged rape against your husband. Your husband was disbarred in Arkansas, lost his license, law license before the Supreme Court, flew on Epstein's claim dozens of times. You'd like to visit Epstein's island. That is not true. That is absolutely untrue. Well, there's documentation in the DOJ files. I'm not sure you're aware your attorneys have told you, but uh Jeffrey Epstein told uh one of the victims that's a lot of people. She got her head looks like it's a Lego head now.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:43

She got Lego hair. Don't you have Lego hair now? Lego body.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:48

My bitch is doing damn real.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:51

You got anything else you want to say, brother? All right, man. You dev, are you alright? Hillary2028.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:58

We'll never revoke again.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:02

What's your uh stance on Republican issues?

SPEAKER_06 1:11:07

When that shit comes to my front door, I'll be concerned about it. Until then, love who you love, do what you gotta do and get money, man. Yo, boo that nigga real quick for having such a fucking such innings.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:24

Did you just therapise me, nigga? Did you just be nice? Nigga, did you just up listening?

SPEAKER_08 1:11:31

Thank you, guys.