OGYN #24 Nick @448reasonswhy and J4

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     This episode is for the young ens.  Joe and Izzy sit down with Nick @448reasonswhy and talk all sorts of silly shit.  Nick is a creator that makes music and video content and regularly finds himself in all sorts of spots. Joe Spain 4 also joins the guys to give a high school seniors point of view. Interesting and fun podcast that never gets too serious. 

     Joe and Izzy chop it up and tackle all the tough issues with comedy. Live Show tix joespaincomedy.com 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:18

Welcome to another OGYN podcast. I'm Joe Spain here with my man. Oh, it's just Zaya Tangle. What's up, buddy? What's going on, dog?

SPEAKER_02 0:28

I'm excited. I'm excited.

SPEAKER_05 0:30

Is that weed?

SPEAKER_02 0:32

Vape, nicotine, sour vape.

SPEAKER_05 0:34

Oh, it's nicotine. No, I want weed. I want I thought it was a weed vape. I forgot. I forgot to catch a wrong before we started. We're gonna have to do that in a minute, man. Somewhere else. This episode, we got two guests. Oh, this is it. We got my man Nick.

SPEAKER_02 0:53

Yo.

SPEAKER_05 0:53

How you doing, brother?

SPEAKER_02 0:55

Great. Fantastic. Fucking hey, man. Beautiful Tuesday.

SPEAKER_05 0:58

It is. Tipsy Tuesday. And my young son, the Patawan. Present. Joseph the fourth. Quattro.

SPEAKER_03 1:09

Doc's name.

SPEAKER_05 1:11

Gotta hold down the what? We got a button.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

It's the shades, man. Yeah, press that.

SPEAKER_05 1:16

I get dumber with shades on, I guess. You already can't see. I can see what this is gonna turn into.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

Yo, me and Joe were smoking some weed last week, and this nigga said to me, he was like, yo, man, this weed, it made me like it made like I could see in the dark, basically, is what he said. Whoa. And I hit it and he wasn't lying. It was before daylight savings.

SPEAKER_05 1:40

I swear to God. I'm telling you, man, it did make shit brighter.

SPEAKER_02 1:44

That already happened. It just turned the brightness up on light.

SPEAKER_05 1:46

I think so, man. It was fucking something else. I went outside in the dark and I found a cigarette in the grass.

SPEAKER_02 1:53

Whoa. In the grass.

SPEAKER_05 1:56

Yeah, like a quarter cig, man. Just laying in the grass. Night vision weed. I as soon as I closed the door, it was like, oh over and over.

SPEAKER_06 2:05

It's like a radio.

SPEAKER_05 2:08

Man, this is the illest, the most ill prepared I've ever been for a fucking podcast.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

Man.

SPEAKER_05 2:14

You see how I'm dressed?

SPEAKER_01 2:15

We haven't talked a lot today. I know. We usually talk a lot on my podcast.

SPEAKER_05 2:18

I know. So I was like, fuck it. I'm not really prepared, but it don't matter because I ain't talked to Izzy all fucking day.

SPEAKER_02 2:23

Yeah, we haven't talked all day. Yeah, there's tons of shit to talk about. Luke Cornet with the Atlanta Hawks Magic City getting Magic City night canceled.

SPEAKER_05 2:31

No, I don't know nothing about that.

SPEAKER_02 2:33

Who was talking about it last night? I thought it was you talking about it.

SPEAKER_05 2:35

Uh-oh, what me?

SPEAKER_02 2:36

So like Magic City is like the Atlanta uh strip club, world renowned. Everyone goes to it. Magic City, if you're going to Atlanta to a strip club, you're going to Magic City.

SPEAKER_05 2:46

That's the one.

SPEAKER_02 2:47

And the Atlanta Hawks were having Magic City night to support, you know, I guess the beautiful ladies who work there or whatever, right? And uh Luke Cornette, who's just like a tall white dude on the nets, like a like a role. He's Luke Cornette is a nobody. He came out with this statement, you know, saying, you know, offensive towards women, it's be uh, you know, abusive towards women. We shouldn't view women like this. And it's just like, and then Adam Silver came out and canceled it. So no more Magic City night. They replaced it with a UFC night. So what? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:21

I didn't even know nothing about that. Did you know about that? I don't even know who the Hawks are.

SPEAKER_01 3:25

The Atlanta Hawks, the basketball team.

SPEAKER_03 3:27

Yeah, I don't watch basketball.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

I didn't know. You just don't know who the Hawks are now.

SPEAKER_02 3:31

Can you imagine the halftime show for Magic City night at US Atlanta Hawks?

SPEAKER_03 3:36

See that's not that bad. Yeah, it's not that bad.

SPEAKER_05 3:42

That mic sounds good, man.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

You gotta teach him about the Hawks, too.

SPEAKER_03 3:45

It's a little basic. I mean, I know like I know the Knicks, I know the Warriors, I know the Lakers, and I know uh Miami Heat. I think that's the only teams I know off of.

SPEAKER_05 3:59

You don't know the Wizards?

SPEAKER_03 4:00

The Hawks.

SPEAKER_02 4:02

Oh, me and the Wizards. The Celtics? Gilbert Arenas.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

Boston. Yeah. I guess Gilbert Arenas.

SPEAKER_02 4:09

They said Gilward Arenas used to like carry a gun around with him, like in the lock. Like he was like protection for the Washington Wizards on top of Agent Zero, baby. Averaging 25.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Like but he said the coke in his sock. He was like, no, I would never do that. But he was like, I did bring guns into the locker room. Yeah. That's honorable. No, did you hear about Lamar Odom?

unknown 4:30

No.

SPEAKER_05 4:30

That's what I wanted to bring. Lamar Odom got big dick, I heard.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

Well, that's not what I promised.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

Probably. He was down at the brush. Big ass dick.

SPEAKER_05 4:43

Yeah. He's in some fuck video, isn't he?

SPEAKER_01 4:46

Oh man. I think he is. I think he is. Not with the Kardashians, is he? Oh, I think so. I think it was a Kardashian. Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 4:53

I'm pretty sure you can see his dong in a Kardashian video.

SPEAKER_01 4:56

Ray J is in the one.

SPEAKER_05 4:58

What?

SPEAKER_01 4:58

Ray J. He was in the one with Kim.

SPEAKER_05 5:00

He got big dong too Johnson.

SPEAKER_02 5:03

Yeah, that's what put Kim K on. The uh the Ray J video, the sex tape. That's what launched her and started him. Her mom was the one who sold. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:12

I thought that was Puffy.

SPEAKER_02 5:13

No, you're talking about like Yeah, you're talking about like a sex ring with uh like Gideon or no, not the same person.

SPEAKER_05 5:21

I'm thinking of two different people. I thought the first Kardashian sex tape was Khloe or Chloe.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

There's Chloe. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 5:30

I'm talking about Kim Kardashian.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

Yeah, it was with Ray J, the original. It was Ray J.

SPEAKER_02 5:34

Yeah, that's what like launched everything.

SPEAKER_01 5:35

That's what he had like the angles too, man. He was like compared.

SPEAKER_02 5:39

Yeah. It was like an actual, I think it was like pre-planned. You know, this was what she was going to do, it was going to come out. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

I remember when I remember her ass. Remember that picture of her ass broke the internet? Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 5:51

I know the scandal in Fortnite about broke Fortnite.

SPEAKER_01 5:54

Oh, they gotta get it. Oh god, dude.

SPEAKER_02 5:59

That ass had Fortnite lagging, dude. There was a time in Fortnite before the uh before a lot of kids started playing where there was like physics of like fat butts and like jiggly. Oh man. I remember in the middle of a fight jumping and just like looking at uh cartoon ass, like not even paying attention to the game.

SPEAKER_03 6:18

Dude, I remember that was back in my uh uh experimental stage of life. So I remember about the jiggle physics, dude. Some some crazy Fortnite shit you ain't never heard of before, man. I remember specific skins that motherfuckers used to be like, there you go. Yeah?

SPEAKER_02 6:38

Yeah, the the cowgirl one. Yeah, the cowgirl one. That was the worst one, dude. Oh my god. See, I was really turn the phone off.

SPEAKER_05 6:48

I heard it. No, I heard it.

SPEAKER_03 6:51

Is that mine on DD? Mine's on DD.

SPEAKER_05 6:53

Mine's gotta be friggin' on because so he heard his own phone and he snatched. Show is running behind, and he needs me to accept something through Google for it to be up.

unknown 7:02

Better.

SPEAKER_05 7:03

Being that came up. So tonight, supposedly at 8 o'clock, he said he's running a little bit behind. But the tag lab were you at that show? The tag lab show? Yeah. Yeah, that goes up tonight on YouTube. Sweet. Yeah, yeah. Focus all comedy, and it's called Big Swings. We renamed it Big Swings. Okay. So next time when it gets a little bit wild, we're just gonna let it go.

SPEAKER_02 7:25

Fuck it. Fuck it. Is that YouTube channel? Is that like a do they post like all um specials and all that?

SPEAKER_05 7:31

We just started it as brand new. Oh, okay. Yeah, brand new.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

Alright, I like that. That puts a smile on my face. I like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:37

Show uh is a videographer and she shows toppa, I think is what he is on everything. And he did a couple specials for a couple bigger comedians. And he's basically been following us around for a couple weeks. Been in cut two shows, hung out, you know what I mean? Uh hung out in Baltimore with us one night. Whole bunch of shit. Shot a whole bunch of stuff.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

So yeah, yeah, no, I I I've been seeing the uh the like clips you guys have been posting. It looks really professional. Oh yeah, I haven't seen them. I can't wait.

SPEAKER_05 8:07

I haven't seen them.

SPEAKER_01 8:08

Um yeah, how do you have them, Izzy? I'm talking about the pictures. I'm just talking about the pictures because show posted some of the pictures.

SPEAKER_05 8:16

Oh, did he? I didn't even see them.

SPEAKER_02 8:17

Maybe I'm so fried I looked at a picture long enough for it to turn into a video.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

They did no, they had one where it was like a bunch of stop frames. Oh, I did see that. I did see that. So it could have been.

SPEAKER_05 8:28

What was that for? That was from You posted it and then I reposted it. No, he posted it. I reposted it. And then I reposted it. And then you reposted it.

SPEAKER_03 8:35

And then I reposted it. Can we not do that?

SPEAKER_01 8:38

Paradox, dude. Reposting like is the a blessing. Like it's the best thing on like earth. Yeah. Yeah, dude. It's on Instagram the concept of repost.

SPEAKER_03 8:49

Does it actually post it like to you just to your story?

SPEAKER_01 8:52

Not your story, it reposts to like your like so it's like the reels, right? So when somebody else that you follow goes and scrolls through their reels, they'll see like if they're like uh got some of the same algorithm as you, they'll see it, and it'll be like you, it'll show that you reposted it. Right. So yeah, it's like, yeah, I'll be reposting like some very crazy shit. It's all like subliminal. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:18

I think I've seen some of the things that you repost.

SPEAKER_01 9:20

I see some of the shit you repost, dude. We're like aligned. That's why I'm yeah, dude. It's fucking tough.

SPEAKER_03 9:25

I appreciate, dude. I I've gone on uh n no stalker shit, but I've I've gone on your uh your profile before, and like I have, I guess just because I'm younger, it's a vibe. It's it's MF Doom and the the culture, the the anime shit, yeah, all that shit.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

The Japanese people I got in there.

SPEAKER_03 9:46

I was gonna say your your bio is something written in Japan.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

I had that since like a fucking middle school.

SPEAKER_05 9:52

You know what it says?

SPEAKER_01 9:53

No, do you know? I do know what it says, but I haven't told everybody.

SPEAKER_05 9:56

Uh uh, I don't know. I don't know. You ain't got telling me. Are we leaking that shit? No. Oh, you know? No, no, I don't. No, I can't tell you.

SPEAKER_01 10:02

I mean, you can screenshot it, hold it, and pop it. So you really want to figure out what it is, you can. No, I'm good. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:10

You had the Power Ranger shit on there too.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

Hell yeah. All the culture, man. I change my profile picture every fucking day. You spawn mental.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

Mental. Some of the notes you post, man, have me can like concern. I'm like, yo, this guy's a villain.

SPEAKER_01 10:24

I am, dude. That's what I it's all it's all a mist. I'm a character, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 10:29

Yeah, you have a nicer approach to it. I think Isaiah posts nothing but depressing things. Like, bro, sometimes at 3 a.m., like I see the things you repost, I'm like, oh man, he's not doing good.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

No, I'm doing fine. I like that to go to sleep. It's like lullabies and goodnight and sleep. Bitches ain't shit, goodnight. You want everybody to be worried. I gotta like jerk off, you know what I'm saying? And then it's that. You know, I like torturing myself, you know.

SPEAKER_05 10:53

So you jerk off, you come up with something depressing to say, and then you go to sleep.

SPEAKER_01 10:56

You know how like some men like women to beat them. I don't have the woman there to beat me, so I mentally beat myself after I jerk off and I just interesting, interesting. It drains you of all your energy. It does. I mean, you're literally depleted, you know. I throw on law and order, that's all the only thing I can do after that, you know. Or family guy, and then I just uh family guy.

SPEAKER_02 11:19

Yo, I have to get this off my chest. I was out in Amish country near Delaware, like upstate around here, and I got cut off by a horse and buggy today. I got cut off, it's like bad, like bad, to the point where I I saw the horse creeping its head around the around the corner, and I go, Yeah, there's no there's no way he gives it the go. Sure enough, he gave it the go around that corner, cut me right off. So I get this, I'm like, I'm about to get over on him. I pass him, I get up to the stoplight, right? Sitting at the stoplight for like a minute. I look up in my rear view mirror, sure enough, he's coming down. He's coming down, he's trying to catch up to me. Like uh, like when you know you're trying to catch up to somebody, you you like want them to know they shouldn't have passed you because you're gonna come up he was hitting that shit all the way, trying to he caught up to me sure enough.

SPEAKER_01 12:11

What was uh like you said, the road was something crazy?

SPEAKER_02 12:13

Oh, dude. I I knew I was in Amish country when I started coming up on roads, it was like Jeb Road, and like I started seeing horse and buggies, they started giving me weird looks, and they're white. I'm like, oh man, I'm you kind of look Amish. Yeah, I know, I know, I know I understand one of the two. People escaped. I know, I think it's the beard. I think they go for it. And the blue eyes, dude. But then I pulled up wearing this today, like that, and they're like, oh, his spirit. There's like that new hip-hop Amish.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

Shout out to this chick named, she'll never hear of this. This chick named Layla that I used to be friends with. She was Amish. No, she wasn't. This is the problem. So I thought she was Amish, but she was uh Mennonite. Now, what are those people? Like, I almost want to say the people that believed in the pyramids. Egyptian. She was Egyptian.

SPEAKER_05 13:04

She was Egyptian.

SPEAKER_01 13:05

Is that a religion? Huh? Is that a religion as well? Maybe I'm not right. Maybe I don't really know.

SPEAKER_02 13:11

Are you just talking about like a crystal rock, a g a girl who's in the crystals, like that type of thing?

SPEAKER_01 13:15

No, I'm you were right. Like it's like pyramid sorta, kinda, but it's the Illuminati. Jeffrey has been. She's Muslim. Muslim? Maybe, but it was Muslim and something Arabic. I don't know. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 13:30

She's like Egyptian Muslim or something like that? Does she cook food? Smell like cumin?

SPEAKER_01 13:35

I haven't gotten that far. She has a Mexican man now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:38

Yeah, we were man. That's gonna be a weird-looking kid.

SPEAKER_02 13:41

It is. Oh man. Some some type of brown, a new shade of it. Yuck.

SPEAKER_05 13:48

That's really gonna smell funny.

SPEAKER_01 13:51

Why are we talking about Indian people like this? Smells like tortilla.

SPEAKER_05 13:54

I wasn't talking about the Indian part.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

Yeah. Where'd that even come from? Like we're no Indians. We're just throwing shit, you know. Like how they do, slop is what we call it.

SPEAKER_05 14:04

I got a beaner dad, so I'm allowed to bust on beaners. I was gonna say, is that a friendly fire? Yeah, you're allowed. Yeah, well, the black guys told me you say the N-word if you're black, so I'm busting on beaners.

SPEAKER_06 14:16

Busting on beaners.

SPEAKER_03 14:17

And then he says the word beaner with the most country accent he can bust. Beaner! With the heart.

SPEAKER_01 14:27

Don't they got it tough enough right now?

SPEAKER_05 14:30

Jesus. Oh my god. Man, I had a bunch of shit to say. And I don't remember none of it. I got four guys sitting here. The beer is excellent. It's rolling. We gotta get more next week.

SPEAKER_01 14:42

I'll bring the beer next week.

SPEAKER_03 14:44

All right. I feel left out. I'm the only one not drinking an alcoholic beverage.

SPEAKER_01 14:47

Yeah, dude. Good. Is that real? A young man.

SPEAKER_03 14:50

Oh, there's saying alcoholic?

SPEAKER_01 14:51

Yeah. I think it's like some type of wine.

SPEAKER_03 14:53

18? Doesn't it say 18?

SPEAKER_02 14:55

12%. I thought it was like fucked up that you'll be driving sideways. It's a wine cocktail.

SPEAKER_05 15:01

I thought they were uh coconut water.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

I got classic margarita in this.

SPEAKER_05 15:05

You know, it's like look at these fags.

SPEAKER_01 15:06

You heard it? No. Dude, why are you talking about our vibes like that?

SPEAKER_05 15:11

I was like, man, I thought you these guys coming here drinking coconut water wearing shorts with socks pulled up to the ankles.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

Yeah. Joe, I'm drinking classic margarita because I'm the wine cocktail by vibe.

SPEAKER_05 15:23

What's yours? Blue raspberry lemonade. Are you a germ phone?

SPEAKER_01 15:27

Can I have a set? Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_05 15:28

Let's try this, man. And this is 12% alcohol.

SPEAKER_01 15:32

You can try mine if you want to.

SPEAKER_05 15:34

So, you know what beatbox is, Dad?

SPEAKER_01 15:36

One out of ten. I think these are better than beatbox.

SPEAKER_05 15:39

I'm saying it's like if it was real, real cold, it might be alright.

SPEAKER_01 15:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:46

You know what it tastes like to me? Reflux. Beatbox, continue.

SPEAKER_03 15:51

You know what beatbox is?

SPEAKER_05 15:58

Beatbox.

SPEAKER_03 15:58

Yeah, that one. He was killing that. A word? Whoa. Gotta throw some hi-hats in there now. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 16:10

And then they always take some words. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:22

All right, fuck it up. Fuck it up. All right. We're here all week.

SPEAKER_05 16:25

You know, we used to make people try. Like in our group of friends, you know, we were a bunch of idiots doing drugs and drinking and shit. So when everybody would throw up, we would be like, say something. Say, don't be a pussy. Say something. And while they were throwing up, they'd be like, triple pod.

SPEAKER_06 16:44

It's still horrible.

SPEAKER_05 16:46

It was the best game ever. And we straight fucking guilt them into it. You pussy, say something. People be trying to say sentences and be coming out her nose.

SPEAKER_06 16:55

It was fucking great.

SPEAKER_01 16:57

My homeboy Owen, yo, he got real fucked up one night. Like at his he got real emotional. I don't know why. Like we would all be men drinking and he would get emotional. And he got real fucked up and passed out one night. And we'd all be at his house, but he would only keep his work clothes on. I don't know why. We'd be over there in pajamas because it'd be like nine o'clock at night, but he would like keep his you know pizza clothes on. So he brought pizzas home and um fucking he threw up passed out and his dogs came and licked it out. We all went outside and smoked. I think we were on acid, so I was getting real philosophical outside. I was like, yo, dude, telling my homeboy Zach, I was like, you don't gotta go into the military, dude. I was like, they don't want us in there. He's white, but I was you know, I don't know. I was like, they don't want our kind in there. This is what I was saying to him. But fucking Owen passed out, his dogs licked up the throw-up and fucking ate the pizza and like right. I took a lighter and lit Owen's nuts because he went, like he had ripped his chef's pants because he wouldn't take them off. So I lit like his nuts for a long time, and then he was he was I don't even think he felt it. He was more upset than I let his dogs like throw up.

SPEAKER_05 18:07

Yo, that same group of people, we were rough, rough, rough. If you passed out around us, something was gonna happen to you.

SPEAKER_01 18:15

Sodomy. Like, yeah, maybe the first thing I do.

SPEAKER_05 18:21

Yo, so my best friend, he knew because he was the hardest on everybody. Joey, Michael John. He was the hardest on everybody. So when he started getting too drunk, that motherfucker would climb up a tree where somebody couldn't get him and pass out.

SPEAKER_06 18:36

I'm seriously paranoid. Yeah, no, he knew.

SPEAKER_05 18:39

He knew if I ever pass around out around everybody, it's gonna be wild because he would fuck. Dude, I'm talking about he duct taped this dude to a recliner inside the house and got these other two dudes to help him, and he was passed out from Xanax and Booze. And they pushed him out on Chop Tank River. It was frozen. They pushed him out in the middle of the fucking river. This is what y'all do for fun. Oh, yeah, man. One time that the dude got too drunk and they took his cigarettes, his pack, and it only had one cigarette in it. They taped it shut. You know them big uh pretzel barrels, the plastic pretzel barrels. So they put this pack of cigarettes in the bottom of this pretzel barrel, and then they duct taped his hand in the hole of the top of the pretzel barrel. And then so he woke up in the morning and he was trying to get his cigarettes, and he started hit, you know what I mean? He went to grab his cigarettes, he couldn't get them. They were the bottom of his fucking pretzel barrel.

SPEAKER_01 19:33

So all that suck in his eyes.

SPEAKER_05 19:36

No, he and then he tries to, you know what I mean, and we're watching him. He's in this car and he's all fucked up trying to get boom, he hits himself in the head with the pretzel barrel. Fucking his other hand they had duct taped it closed. Uh-huh. So he couldn't, he couldn't get it off. He was fucking trying to push it off, trying to push it off. Man, we used to fuck with people so bad. Grease all over the face. So when they wake up and do this, they just swears all the way down.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

Dude, I remember I remember I think the only time I stayed over Terry's with Jackson, me and Jackson went at like 10 30 to McDonald's, and we he got a sprite and I got a sweet tea.

SPEAKER_05 20:17

Did you kiss?

SPEAKER_03 20:19

Unironically, no.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

Did you make an Arnold Palmer and make out?

SPEAKER_03 20:23

Unironically, no. Um, but we got home and Terry was fucked up and passed out on the couch. And I had he had thrown his away, but I had an empty cup.

SPEAKER_05 20:35

Okay, don't tell, don't break, you know what I mean? A couple people listen to this, don't get no mind of trouble. That's whatever.

SPEAKER_03 20:41

Alright. And I I remember he woke up for like a half a second and was like, yo, I'm so thirsty. And then just went back to sleep. And so me and Jackson got ice cubes out of his fridge and we took turns. We went in the bathroom and we filled up like halfway full with piss and put ice cubes in the top of it. And then we set it on the counter and he and just sat there and we're playing on our friends and stuff. And he woke up, I don't know, two hours later or something like that, and went and everywhere just I mean, took a big sip of it.

SPEAKER_05 21:20

Should have put some sugar in it or something.

unknown 21:23

Right.

SPEAKER_03 21:23

He immediately knew something was wrong and was like, what is this? And we were like, I don't know, it's tea. Dude, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05 21:30

You picked it up and drank it.

SPEAKER_03 21:31

It's on you. It was on your counter.

SPEAKER_05 21:35

He was mad. He was mad as hell. Dude, that one big fat guy ate a whole cake one night, man. A whole cake, chocolate cake. And he threw up. He we got him real drunk. He was young too. He was like 15 or so.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

You guys were egging him on to eat it.

SPEAKER_05 21:50

Yeah, we were like, go, go, go, hammy. Yeah. Go, go, go, go. So he eats his cake and he drinks all this root beer schnops, right? You know, he was way in over his. Head. He throws up everywhere, but he it's so he can't get it out. He can't get it out. Because it's all clumped, it's all like a clump thing, right?

SPEAKER_01 22:09

Sucked up all that shit.

SPEAKER_05 22:11

So I take like uh Doritos and the little bit of puke that comes out, I start scooping it up off the floor and eating it. My dad was sick back in the day. Try and make him throw up more. Oh so look, finally it works. And he threw up. It was so much and so thick, he had to like chew it on the way out. It was like lock, lock, lock. It piled up on it piled up on the ground like snow, dude.

SPEAKER_01 22:45

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 22:46

Like jello.

SPEAKER_03 22:48

Did you not throw up eating his done a couple crazy things in my lifetime? Can't imagine beforehand.

SPEAKER_05 22:57

Dude, I was in a bar one time, not far from here, and uh, everybody's dancing, drinking, having a good time. No, different bar.

unknown 23:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 23:04

Drinking, dancing, having a good time. And I was uh fucked up, and a frog came in. Oh god. A little hoptoed. And without even thinking about it, I scooped it up.

SPEAKER_06 23:17

There it is.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

I would never talk to you again. I'm serious, dude. I would never talk to you again.

SPEAKER_05 23:22

And everybody freaked out, right? Everybody runs away. Some people are laughing, some people are mad, you know. But I didn't think nothing of it. I go in the bathroom to pee, and I'm kind of laughing, and I'm getting the pieces of it out of my mouth. Dude, I started feeling weird.

SPEAKER_00 23:35

Whoa.

SPEAKER_05 23:36

Like not good. No. No. Like I was dying. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:41

Where does all where does all this come from? Where does this just like dark frog?

SPEAKER_05 23:45

Like, why'd you do this? Oh, just for uh shock value, man. I love shock value.

SPEAKER_02 23:51

Where does like the no stomach come from where you can just pick up a frog and eat it? Like uh oh. I wouldn't even touch a frog. Is that like from your childhood or like where does it say I got it from, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 24:00

You start eating worms as a kid and you just like progressed and produced.

SPEAKER_05 24:03

Yo, he got uh he got paid a hundred dollars to eat a handful of maggots when he was like, dead ass.

SPEAKER_03 24:10

No, because because we live in the country, so you know, naturally there's hundreds of flies every summer. As soon as the spring comes around, it's they start swarming. So they're laying, you know, they lay eggs. Our whole carpet was moving one day, and we were scooping them up and throwing them outside. And my dad, who has pretty big hands, gets a handful of them and you know, jokingly is like, yo, like, come on, you you want to eat some? They're good protein. This is good for you know survival in the apocalypse. And we're we're joking about it. And then my mom stands up with emphatically and goes, I'll give you a hundred bucks if you eat his whole handful of it. Oh my god. I no sooner than she said that went, chewed them bitches.

SPEAKER_05 24:53

Yeah, and she goes, but you gotta chew. We got it on video. I got it on video. Did you actually?

SPEAKER_03 24:57

Yeah, I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_05 24:58

Yeah, I have it on video.

SPEAKER_03 25:00

Yo, my dad was so mad at me for letting me do that? Yes.

SPEAKER_05 25:07

My dad was pissed. He was like, Joe, it Joseph, listen. Man, I'm 45 fucking years old or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 25:14

So, how are we gonna have a fifth if you're making your son eat that?

SPEAKER_05 25:18

There's all kind of stuff in those, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 25:22

The worst part about it is there was, you know, some of them, because they're like wet, had like taste like anything. They didn't taste like anything. It wasn't that bad. Some of them had a granulate of dirt on it or something.

SPEAKER_06 25:37

And when I crunched them, didn't get me indirectly.

SPEAKER_03 25:48

Yeah, she bought me like Pokemon cards and stuff. I never got a hundred bucks on the spot.

SPEAKER_05 25:54

Yo, he's a I got a picture of him out in the yard. He's got like this, uh he's real little. I used to be training him for the apocalypse, right? What the fuck? I always be training him for zombies.

SPEAKER_01 26:13

I thought you were gonna say something. I'm always training for something. Those zombies. Zombies. We're gonna send you out to Philly. Just put your butt into the fucking point.

SPEAKER_05 26:23

He'd spin out Kensington.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

No, you would be the Frank star or whatever you do from a fucking zombie game. You would save everyone.

SPEAKER_05 26:33

So look. He had this bow and arrow that you could pull back, and it was like uh nerfed, but it left a mark. I don't know how it worked. I don't know if it was a uh like a sponge with red stuff in it. I don't fucking know. He was outside naked.

SPEAKER_03 26:49

Oh, Jesus Christ. I think it's a great way to start a story.

SPEAKER_05 26:53

He had this coat that had a hood that had little ears on it, it looked like a bear. Oh my god. Right? So he was out there naked and he put this thing on him like an Indian and was acting trying to get close to the dog.

SPEAKER_01 27:05

Wait, where the wild things are? Whoa, yeah. You're out there shooting at the dog.

SPEAKER_05 27:10

Look, so I have a picture of him. He's standing up on top of the doghouse with a bow and arrow pointing straight down at the fucking dog with this naked, except this fucking bear thing on his back.

SPEAKER_01 27:22

Yo, we're gonna watch Gumbo Gumbo Gummo. Is that what it is? Yeah, I've never seen it though. We're gonna watch Gummo, because you're him, dude. You're literally him.

SPEAKER_05 27:30

I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

There's a kid who walks around the town with and it's like a fucked up town. Like it's like a think of Delaware, but smaller. Like let no, as big but just less people. And they have their own set of rules. And these people had like uh bunny ears. Man, this no, this one kid had like a pair of bunny ears walking around the town, and I think from the one scene, I can't remember, dude. It's so crazy. And he he just shoots a fucking rabbit or something. Like it's fucking gnarly, but fucking yeah, you probably seen it, or you probably seen like pictures of it. It's called Gummo.

SPEAKER_02 28:07

A kid eating spaghetti, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_05 28:08

Get us a trailer. Give us a trailer.

SPEAKER_02 28:11

It was like an indie film. The trailer might be like ass.

SPEAKER_05 28:13

Like is it new?

SPEAKER_02 28:14

No, it's like from the 90s.

SPEAKER_05 28:17

Gummo. I haven't heard of that.

SPEAKER_02 28:19

Gumbo, maybe something. It's like one of those classic films that like got more. Yeah, it's like niche.

SPEAKER_01 28:25

Niche. Yeah, like uh a woman that would tell me about this would probably like the she probably cut herself.

SPEAKER_02 28:30

Yeah, has like Baphomet tattooed on her stomach. Yeah, women that take medication.

SPEAKER_01 28:35

No, she should be medicated, but she probably isn't. She can't afford it, yes.

SPEAKER_02 28:40

She doesn't believe in that.

SPEAKER_01 28:41

She tried it.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

Yeah, she doesn't believe in it. She says it makes it worse, actually. She says it makes it worse, makes the voices louder.

SPEAKER_05 28:49

My mom used to take breaks, and that was a problem. She'd feel better. She'd be like, I don't need it anymore.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

Oh, yeah. That's the classic thing with medication. You go, I'm feeling great. I don't need it no more. I'm good.

SPEAKER_05 29:01

For 30 years, she did that. You know what I'm saying? Every every 10 or 12 days, she'd stop taking it for half a month. All right, what you got? Get tax expertise. What you gotta add? Yeah, you turn it down back. Out. Get in fees. It's over now.

SPEAKER_06 29:26

Life is a story.

SPEAKER_01 29:30

That's all right. Fuck it up, dude. What are you doing? Try to cut it down with a bit. Alright.

SPEAKER_05 29:42

Looks like a chick flick.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

Nah, it's not a chick flick.

SPEAKER_05 29:45

That's not?

SPEAKER_01 29:45

Nah, man. It's you, man. Fucking eat maggots and shooting dogs with talking nerve there.

SPEAKER_03 29:53

Dude, you're killing Izzy's image of me.

SPEAKER_01 29:55

What's that on?

SPEAKER_02 29:56

I don't know. I don't think it is. It might just be a magic. Oh yeah. Hell no. That shit's the creepy as hell.

SPEAKER_05 30:09

Oh, I've seen that kid before, but I didn't know what he went to.

SPEAKER_01 30:13

Oh man, they had a dude in blackface. I like that.

SPEAKER_05 30:16

Yeah, I've seen parts of this, but I didn't know what it was.

SPEAKER_03 30:20

Looks like Jackson.

SPEAKER_05 30:23

This is some throwback shit. Damn, I'm gonna have to check that out.

SPEAKER_03 30:29

Nick is utterly excluded from this activity. Wolf a tab. It's mildly creepy. I never went into the 90s music. 80s music? When do you think this song is from? That's Madonna. 80s. 80s. That's probably good. That's probably right.

SPEAKER_02 30:51

Coke in clothes, pink dresses. I can take you there.

SPEAKER_05 30:57

I will take you there. My wife just went and saw, yeah, it's Madonna. Well, my wife just went and saw Cindy Lauper not too long ago. Yeah, still doing it. One tickets. Yeah. You fucking know it, man.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

What is she singing?

SPEAKER_05 31:11

Who's gonna be a little bit more? Girls just wanna have fun. Yeah. Girls just wanna have fun.

SPEAKER_01 31:16

Oh my god. Or something about Christmas. She got her Christmas song that's high.

SPEAKER_05 31:22

She got a bunch of shit, man.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

I can't just can't think of nothing.

SPEAKER_05 31:25

You got any escapades this week for dating?

SPEAKER_01 31:28

Uh no, I'm having some uh some women are trying to uh creep back into my life. Uh yeah, we'll see how that goes. Probably won't let them. No, dude, you gotta cut that off, man. Let me tell you now. Now I can give you dating experience. There you go. How old are you? 17. I got you, dude. So for one, if they're fat, hit it. It doesn't matter. I'm telling you. No, dude, listen. Listen. One, you gotta hit one because you're gonna have high standards. You're a nice looking young man. It's good to have high standards. My homeboy had high standards, and now he's about to go to the military and he has not fucked anything. A woman made him eat her pussy. You don't want to be like that, dude.

SPEAKER_03 32:14

No, yeah, hell no.

SPEAKER_01 32:15

Exactly. So what you need to do is you need to rule with an iron pimp hand. Joe, is am I am I wrong? No, man. Well, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 32:25

Oh man, we're on like iceberg slim.

SPEAKER_05 32:27

Like, I want him to hear, I want him to hear all the different out, you know what I'm saying? Go ahead. Talk to him. You're the smooth black man. I try. Alright, go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 32:39

So now this is what you gotta do, dude. You know what I mean? You gotta lock them down. You know what I mean? You gotta beat him down. Not like, you know, physically. Spiritually. Spiritually. That Nick. Yo, Nick is on Nick, I was slipping on my pimping the other day, and Nick brought me back. You know what I'm saying? Assist of the century. Huh? Assist of the century. Yes, dude. This is my Kyrie. You know what I'm saying? I'm not LeBron, but this is my Kyrie. That's all I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

There's so much in a pimp's head. Sometimes we get we get lost.

SPEAKER_01 33:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:12

I had to re- realign, bro.

SPEAKER_01 33:13

So how many how many bitches do you got now under your under your tutelage?

SPEAKER_03 33:19

Meaning like from the past? No.

SPEAKER_01 33:22

Like currently. Currently, right now. How many bitches are under your grasp, your control? Under my control. Under your control.

SPEAKER_05 33:29

Oh god, don't get him in trouble.

SPEAKER_01 33:31

You see what I'm saying? Just no, no, fingers. You just point up Gotcha. Alright. So this is how you do it, dude. Now you always gotta keep, like, you know, you gotta keep a door open. You know what I'm saying? You gotta keep multiple doors open, you know, multiple avenues, because as soon you gotta show them as soon as they fuck up, you can be you can be going by tomorrow. You know what I'm saying? Right. You you but you gotta treat them nice sometimes. You know what I'm saying? But like you can't be doing too much. You know what I'm saying? You can't do too much. It's it's fuck. It sounds crazy. This is the work of being nonchalant dreadhead.

SPEAKER_02 34:10

You have to like take them out to dinner and then like make it feel like they're it's it's their fault that they had a good night with you.

SPEAKER_01 34:16

Yes, yes. That's an important, that's an important say it again.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

Bro, that was God talking through me. I said you have to take her out to dinner, like like take her out to dinner and like for the first half of the dinner be like good, and then just snap, snap into a beast. Like, about nothing. About literally nothing.

SPEAKER_01 34:34

Nothing.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

And she'll be like, she'll be like, oh, I thought we were having a good time. Why are we? It's my fault. Why are we? And that's how that's how you break a bitch down to like a hate daylight same.

SPEAKER_03 34:43

Yeah, I mean it's uh psychological warfare. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 34:46

Dude, but it's like, but you gotta master it because some of these niggas out here act like they know, but they don't. You know what I'm saying? Right. A lot of these niggas be out here hitting their bitches, and that's not how you do it. Yo, Izzy don't condone violence against women. Of course not. I don't either.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

I like that.

SPEAKER_01 35:03

Unless it's in public.

SPEAKER_02 35:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:05

In public. You know what I mean? Behind closed doors. It's just something.

SPEAKER_05 35:08

I won't hit a bitch, but I'll shake the fuck out of one.

SPEAKER_01 35:11

Sometimes it's like, what did she say? You can't get shaking woman fever, you know what I'm saying? Yo, can we address it? If it's your baby, I'm hype right now. Yo, can we address that woman from the show who said that fuck shit, or are we just gonna let it go? You say let it go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:31

Yeah, say yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

Yo, so me and Joe, yo, and I say me and Joe, because Joe says me and him, but yeah, Joe worked his ass off to produce a bunch of these shows, man. A bunch of these shows that we've been doing fucking over the last fucking just all of them. Every every show Joe put on, he worked his ass off to do it. He does his fucking thing. He always makes sure comics get paid. And that's a big thing in this industry, you know, comics do not get paid. So with that being said, if you come out to a show, everyone, I mean, what? What's two people out of uh uh a hundred? It's like that's it's not even a percentage. It's not even a percent out of a hundred. It would be cents. No, no, Nick, you know what I'm talking about. It I'd be like nine, it's still 99%. You know what I'm saying? I think, right? 98%, two out of 98%. Two people, yeah. Well, fuck, I'm not good with numbers, dude. No, it's good, bro. I I I gotta keep the rant going. They're not even real, you're good. Go, go, go, go, go. So it exactly, it wasn't even important. These two people paid money for these tickets to come and not enjoy themselves. And it's not like it was a bad show. No one did bad. No one did bad. Everyone killed. And this woman had the nerve to say some real fuck shit, dude. Said some real fuck shit. And for you, woman and your shitty husband who doesn't put you in line, yo, you see why that bitch said that to you? Because her man didn't keep her in fucking check. Oh, why not? Talk about what she told you. Yeah, she shouldn't even have talked to another man to come out. She showed so much love. Like that was love disguised as hate. Right. You feel me? Like, she was secretly not, her man's not doing it for her. It's an old nigga. You know what I'm saying? He's dying. We called him the plumber for a reason. He went up there and was like, Can you cut the music down? Like Did he really? He was asking for the music to be cut. You see what I'm saying? Like, did he really? I didn't know that. He yeah, he he asked uh fucking, he asked the DJ, he was like, yo, can you cut the music down? And it wasn't before the show. He was talking about when comics were getting going up to their like literal couple seconds of their intro. He was like, Can you cut that down? That's pretty loud.

SPEAKER_02 37:36

To Ron. I'm steaming right now. What did the woman say? What was her complaint about the show? It was after the show, during the show. Go ahead, go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 37:45

Yeah, I was gonna say, because um, me and my mom were both sitting and kind of saying like bye to people. He was sit he was standing there at the end of the show, but our job was to sit people down as well. Well, at the end of the show, on the way out, uh, you know, most of the people were in a great mood. He was great seeing you to uh see a bunch of people I ain't seen in a long time. Yeah, man, people take a pictures.

SPEAKER_01 38:08

Everybody enjoyed themselves. Everybody.

SPEAKER_03 38:10

Everybody, right, and this woman walks up to me and like gives me an off-handed stare and then like stops and is like, I say have a good night, because I think she's just walking past me. She was like, Are you really his son? And I was like, Yes, ma'am. Thinking she was gonna, you know, boss my chops about it. Oh, I'm so sorry for you, or something like that. You know, just joking. And then she actually did. She was like, Oh, I'm sorry for you. That's embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 38:37

We should have beat that woman in the streets, we should have stoned her. Like the witch she is.

SPEAKER_03 38:43

You realize she he's standing right there, right?

SPEAKER_05 38:45

If I go, yo, yeah, but the thing is, is what Izzy getting at too for for Nick. I mean it's her for me to put that together, for us to put that together, man. And then her one person to go through my son to get at me is like an anti-adult thing to do. Right. You know what I'm saying? That's some underhanded. Why would you do that? Like, she don't know how me and his relationship is. Maybe I don't see him. This ain't the truth, but maybe I don't see him much, and he was just in that. She's got no idea. You know what I'm saying? She's got no idea of nothing.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

And she's just a bitch, she's not even thinking about that. She's just seeing red because of whatever, you know. I don't even know what the problem was.

SPEAKER_03 39:25

I thought she was joking at first, but like it read me a little wrong because she had no smile on her face afterwards and strutted out with like almost like her hands were fisted. Yeah. She was just being an asshole.

SPEAKER_01 39:40

They didn't laugh during the whole show. I mean, nobody during nobody said. I don't understand that. And it was the only, I mean, everybody around you is enjoying themselves. Dude, that place was roaring.

SPEAKER_02 39:52

If it's so much a problem, why don't you just, you know, go home early? Yeah, you you leave.

SPEAKER_01 39:55

Well, they paid their$20. And that's the thing. You could have taken, you know what you could do with$20?$40,$20. You know what you could do with$40 nowadays? Right. You could fucking go to Applebee and have a good time. Oh, yeah.

unknown 40:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:09

Like, you don't have to come and fucking with a snarl on your face. And to those people, if they listen, they probably don't. Fuck them. Yeah, fuck 'em. But like, oh, in all reality, it's just weird.

SPEAKER_05 40:18

Like, listen, man, if 98% of the people at all of my shows have a great time, I am fucking happy. Fuck 'em. Yeah. Fuck them. Shabush. Shabush. Gabagoosh. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Those moonlights.

SPEAKER_02 40:39

They were old white people. That's old white people. They got this like complex where they want to get at you and they just want to do it to you. And when you when when you give it back to them, they always play victim. They can't do anything about it. They do it subtly, you know. Like they're not, you know, yelling at you in your face. They'll say something really, you know, sharp that just stabs you, you know. And then leave. And then when I give them the crazy eyes back and I start spreading my wings at them, they want to call me crazy. I've been dealing with this shit my whole life. Dude.

SPEAKER_03 41:10

I love this guy's energy.

SPEAKER_02 41:12

Ever since like I was a kid, I felt like old white people treated me differently because they just knew all my friends were black. Like, I I felt that way since I was like in elementary school, and like I just know I was like, you hate me, not because I'm black, but because you know my friends are black.

SPEAKER_01 41:27

You just look at me and you just know. You're like the Martin Luther King for the white man, dude. You're getting me riled up. Black History Month is not over. It's never over.

SPEAKER_03 41:37

Yo. That these old white people would start judging me for my crowd.

SPEAKER_01 41:42

Yeah, dude. It's fucking gnarly, man. Yeah, thank you, dog, for holding it down. The youngest nigga in the spot, besides me, I think I was the second youngest nigga. Yo, it's Joe, Joseph. How old are you today?

SPEAKER_02 41:52

I'm 24. This nigga older than me, man. Yeah, I'm at that age where I'm like, oh, I'm about to be 25, then that's five to thirty, and then it's like, but I'm also like, I'm still on this side of 20, you know, but I'm like, I'm right at the age where I'm in between on the I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 42:09

The fucked up thing is as you get older, you just get used to being one age and then you're another age, because it goes like Yeah, it goes so quick. Because it's a smaller percentage of your life. That's the I can't remember what it's called, or some theory. Like as you get older, the reasons time passes faster is because a year is a smaller percentage of your overall life.

SPEAKER_03 42:28

Your brain can only hold. Yeah, the bigger the bigger picture.

SPEAKER_05 42:32

I don't know how true that is, but I know goddamn well I fucking blink and it's the next year.

SPEAKER_02 42:37

Yeah, man. Before you even know it.

SPEAKER_05 42:39

I don't feel like I'm 48.

SPEAKER_02 42:40

I don't look like it.

SPEAKER_05 42:42

Fuck you. Get that on tape.

SPEAKER_02 42:49

My friend was telling me, he was like, Yeah, he was like, You're almost 25. He was like, your brain finishes uh developing, and he was like, you you'll just think like ah, this is nice. Like my brain, my brain is done. Like it's I I'm thinking clearer now. Like my brain is what if it's just worse? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Like, I'm thinking as soon as I turn 25, I'm just gonna be like, all right, time to go to work build a skyscraper or something, or I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 43:13

Damn, he went big. Sask wait.

SPEAKER_02 43:15

Yeah, I'm a fucking skyscraper.

SPEAKER_05 43:17

How about you, new Burge Khalifa? How about you? You got any date and escapades you want to talk about?

SPEAKER_02 43:22

Escapades, what does that mean? I'm so fried.

SPEAKER_01 43:24

What is that, like advice or no, dating stories, like have you been dating adventures?

SPEAKER_02 43:29

Um yeah, yeah, I've had a couple. I was in like relationships, I've been in like three relationships in my life, and that's all I've been in, you know. I I don't like get around with women because I have like a like a crazy fear that I'm going to get a woman pregnant. Like, I've had sex with a condom before, and I'm like freaking out. I'm like, yo, I got her pregnant, dude. Like, cause my whole thing is like if I get someone pregnant, like when I was in high school, I was like, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna kill myself. Like, that's so like having sex was a matter of life and death. Option, yeah, you had to have sex, but anything after that is like, well, fuck. It was a matter of life and death to me.

SPEAKER_05 44:05

Um, yeah, it's everybody, I think, right?

SPEAKER_02 44:08

I think as far as advice goes, just don't cheat in a relationship. If you end up getting a relationship, don't cheat.

SPEAKER_01 44:15

Nick, you're going back on the pimp shit now, dude. Come on.

SPEAKER_02 44:18

No, no, no. This is not pimp shit. Like, dude, I would like cheat in weird ways and lie in weird ways, and that shit would sit on my mind for months, dude, until I was like freaking out in my basement.

SPEAKER_05 44:29

Like, that ain't never been me, man. I ain't never been that guy. Don't get me wrong. I went on some runs. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:35

You ain't never been a cheater. You ain't never been the guy to ponder it afterwards.

SPEAKER_05 44:40

Never been a cheater. I've never been. I never wanted. I've always been I don't want no bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 44:45

Yeah. Yeah, that's very honorable. I I I wish I was that way. I feel like nasty that I'm like, yeah, I've done that in my like I don't like.

SPEAKER_01 44:52

I just don't want no bull, I don't want no drama ever. Dude. It's just women smell pussy on you. I'm telling you, dude, like women don't fuck with you when you're single, but when you get with somebody and smell pussy on you.

SPEAKER_02 45:02

It's just in the first couple months, so you have to catch it, dude. Because after a while, females are like, oh, okay, he's he's settling down with her. But the first couple months, first three months, dude, you gotta every female is gonna be like, oh, what are you doing? You gotta you got a new girlfriend. Like uh let's try.

SPEAKER_03 45:16

Dude, so it's that that's real shit because I noticed like I don't hear it.

SPEAKER_05 45:21

You don't hear it for better or for worse. Don't hear it.

SPEAKER_03 45:25

You're you're 20 years into marriage. You ain't gotta worry about it.

SPEAKER_05 45:28

I don't give a fuck. If I was single tomorrow, I ain't gonna hear it. Listen, I am fucking loyal.

SPEAKER_01 45:35

I'm loyal. Yeah, a lot of it's bullshit, yo. That shit you hear, they throw at you. Yeah, you're pretty like it. Right. Yeah, they want to see how it bounces back.

SPEAKER_03 45:41

I get that. I'm I was just saying I didn't realize it was a real thing. That like as soon as I got in a relationship, it felt like they were just all around it.

SPEAKER_01 45:49

Dude, oh yeah. We're all creatures, man. Nah, we're all animals, man. Animals, right? You know what I'm saying? They smell you've been hunting, niggy. You know what I'm saying? That's all what's this button do?

SPEAKER_03 46:02

Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Madam Secretary, thank you for returning.

SPEAKER_02 46:06

Okay. Okay, hyped up her walking out. Yeah. She's such a bitch, dude. Her cunt must be so damn dry. Can you imagine how dry that pussy is?

SPEAKER_05 46:14

That's like a roll-down hip boot in the summertime.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

Dry jerk, dude. I love dry pussy.

SPEAKER_05 46:19

Really? All right, let's do it.

SPEAKER_02 46:21

What about hairy pussy? What do you guys what's what's everybody's hairy pussy take?

SPEAKER_05 46:24

I actually like it now. I use I went through a whole big section of my life to where I didn't want to see a single hair on a vagina. I don't mind.

SPEAKER_02 46:31

What?

SPEAKER_05 46:32

Porn did it to me.

SPEAKER_02 46:33

Oh, yeah, that that it gets you for a couple years when you're new to porn or when you get into that like bad stage of porn. Yeah. You're like, oh, I need it.

SPEAKER_05 46:41

But now I'm like, give me give me some hair, man. I want it to be a woman. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 46:45

Like my porn, homemade, you know. Yeah. Amateur porn is cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:49

So like my only affliction to hair is if you get it in your mouth. Because that shit makes me fucking gag. Oh, I like it, dude. Getting it stuck in my teeth. I'm like, oh, that's a pussy hair in my mouth.

SPEAKER_01 47:07

It's like a it's like a uh when you go to war and kill a Japanese man and you bring his teeth back. It's like that. It's like a wow.

SPEAKER_02 47:18

It's like an artifact. You can use it as tooth floss, and it still has that uh that pungent taste to it.

SPEAKER_01 47:23

How long is this pussy hair?

SPEAKER_02 47:26

Uh couple months. She ain't fucking how old, how long?

SPEAKER_01 47:31

She got cats. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:35

She drinks milk though.

SPEAKER_01 47:38

Strong bones, strong coochie.

SPEAKER_05 47:41

A lot of calcium in this one. So uh you ready to do headlines?

SPEAKER_01 47:46

I was about to say, how unprepared is unprepared. I know you got the headlines.

SPEAKER_05 47:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:49

Bet it.

SPEAKER_05 47:50

They're unprepared. So you watch the news or anything at all?

SPEAKER_02 47:53

Yeah, yeah. I'm I'm on my phone all day, chronically online.

SPEAKER_05 47:56

Okay, so you this won't be maybe as fun for you. He doesn't pay attention at all. And I very like broadly pay attention.

SPEAKER_03 48:06

I try not to, eh?

SPEAKER_05 48:08

And you try not to. So what we do is we just read a headline and then we try to figure out what it's about. Okay. All right. Sometimes they're funny.

SPEAKER_03 48:16

That's a fun game.

SPEAKER_05 48:17

Yeah. Are you ready for this, Izzy?

SPEAKER_03 48:21

Are we allowed to be silly about it? Yeah, you can do it.

SPEAKER_05 48:23

Isn't it supposed to be a road game? Yeah, what are you talking about? It's a comedy podcast. What kind of question is that? Will there be a super El Nino later this year? And here's what that would mean. What's Working Ray say? What would that mean?

SPEAKER_01 48:42

What's El Nino? I don't know. You tell me.

SPEAKER_05 48:45

Don't tell him. Don't tell him. It's gonna be me. Go ahead. What do you think El Nino is?

SPEAKER_01 48:50

It's like a friend or something. Or Nick. No, it's not nigga. Nino. Did somebody say that? I remember I used to say it. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 49:00

He just took it too.

SPEAKER_01 49:01

Close now. Dang dude. Close, bro. We're playing this game close to it.

SPEAKER_05 49:05

Close to the word.

SPEAKER_01 49:06

My nephew.

SPEAKER_05 49:07

Kinda.

SPEAKER_01 49:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:09

Okay, so what about your niece?

SPEAKER_01 49:13

I'm lost. Dude just said they're you gotta read it again.

SPEAKER_05 49:17

Alright, read it one more time. Will will there be a super El Nino later this year?

SPEAKER_03 49:27

Super Super Nephew. So do you know? Yeah, don't say it, but you know what the word means.

SPEAKER_05 49:34

I think we just solved it, right? No. Well, so it's go ahead. I'm not gonna lie, I don't know now. Damn it. Ant?

SPEAKER_01 49:40

Ant?

SPEAKER_05 49:41

No, what did you say his cousin?

SPEAKER_01 49:42

Uh like yeah, like a niece.

SPEAKER_05 49:44

Uh-huh. What about him? It's a super one, whatever it is.

SPEAKER_01 49:47

Super cousin?

SPEAKER_05 49:47

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 49:48

Crip, super crip, super crips. Super Mexican Mexican motherfucker. El Ninoza.

SPEAKER_02 49:58

Have you guys ever seen um? Do you know what it is? Yeah, of course. The Latin Nino king is uh word. Should I reveal it or no? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Nino means boy, right? The superboy. That's right. Oh, dude, see, that's the thing. I failed Spanish twice, dude. You did good. I love Spanish swimming. I felt a little bit in Spanish.

SPEAKER_05 50:17

So do you know what it really means, Joseph? Yeah. Go ahead, tell me.

SPEAKER_03 50:20

El Nino's the boy.

SPEAKER_05 50:22

Right.

SPEAKER_02 50:22

The superboy.

SPEAKER_05 50:23

Do you know what it is, though?

SPEAKER_03 50:25

Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 50:25

El Nino?

SPEAKER_03 50:26

I don't know. That's what I was going to say. I feel like if it's in relation to the government, is that like could that be the name of a bomb?

SPEAKER_05 50:37

Tall boy type of thing. Whoa. Tall boy is a beer.

SPEAKER_03 50:40

Is uh well that's also true. But like fat man, little boy, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 50:46

Joe was talking about this shit last night.

SPEAKER_03 50:47

Yeah, well, that's a mustard. It's a Nino Poqueno. Poco? Pageno.

SPEAKER_02 50:53

Yeah, right. The the little boy.

SPEAKER_05 50:55

Right. Okay. So El Nino, here's the real answer. I actually know this without reading it. El Nino is a weather pattern that makes winds in the West or something like that. I I didn't look at the article. I just know that El Nino is a weather pattern that makes winds and rain. It makes shit in different places, different ways.

SPEAKER_02 51:16

In America?

SPEAKER_05 51:16

In America, like in California and fucking. In which part of the world. And it affects the whole country's weather pattern. Damn. That's all I know.

SPEAKER_01 51:24

I think that's where I knew what because I heard El Nino before, but it might have been like a song or something.

SPEAKER_05 51:29

So they're saying it could be like because of El Nino, that could mean there's going to be more snow or less snow, or it's going to be super hot or super cold. It's going to affect the weather some kind of fucking way. Kind of like the Jews.

SPEAKER_02 51:40

Yeah, the Jews are uh let's not even get into it. When you said little boy bomb, I was hoping it would be a Mexican bomb where the cartel, they're just all coked up and they're sending a bomb to us for getting uh El Mencho, you know, there's all coked up, and they're sending their version of a World War bomb to America.

SPEAKER_03 51:58

Wasn't he civil bomb? Wasn't the guy that we kidnapped the Guatemalan president?

SPEAKER_05 52:02

Oh, this we killed El Mencho. We kidnapped El Mencho. El Mencho is the cartel balls from the Jalisco, the new generation Jalisco cartel.

SPEAKER_03 52:12

So he's like, he ain't been in power for long? Yeah, he's been in power for a long fucking time.

SPEAKER_02 52:17

But it got the next one.

SPEAKER_05 52:19

I'm sure you cut one head off is five more. I don't know why I didn't fucking know.

SPEAKER_02 52:22

The next dude is up. He I've already watched the video on it. His name is L Yogurt. He's a he's a young, he's a young kid. They're getting young kids nowadays, you know. He's probably real fancy on the phone with getting reels out about the drugs and such. He's got he's got a he's got a modern approach to the cartel. The thing about the uh Jalisco cartel, they say that they just like don't follow any rules like as far as like women and children. They'll they'll just like walk, yeah, they'll they'll just walk downstairs.

SPEAKER_05 52:48

Well, the problem was here's the real without going back to something we've already talked about. The Sinaloa cartel used to control everything.

SPEAKER_06 52:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 52:57

But they actually were like, no women, no children, like would would actually pump money into the community so the community would support them. And uh new generation, yeah, on honor almost honorable, right? Yeah, but the new generation of Jaliko cartel just rules by iron fist, just cut heads off and put them on posts and hang people from bridges.

SPEAKER_02 53:19

Yeah, just and that's the thing about uh Chapo and all them going to jail. It's like it's opened up Mexico to where it's like you'll have like created a fucking power vacuum.

SPEAKER_03 53:28

Yeah, that's what I was just gonna say. I thought I heard about that not that long ago. Did he get arrested like a year ago or less? Who owes her?

SPEAKER_02 53:36

It's been the other dude got arrested uh recently that kind of set things apart. Can I can can I show you guys a video up on here? Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. I'll show you guys. There's this gang in Fresno, California of Mexicans called the Fresno Bulldogs.

SPEAKER_05 53:50

Speaking of YouTube, the It's out.

SPEAKER_01 53:57

It's out. It's out.

SPEAKER_05 53:59

So after we get done this, we'll check it. We'll check it out. Alright, so um you ready for the next one?

SPEAKER_01 54:05

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_05 54:07

You ready for this one?

SPEAKER_01 54:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 54:08

Okay. Alright, Izzy. Half a million sand hill cranes are about to take to the skies.

unknown 54:17

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 54:19

They keep getting us, man. They keep immigration birds? Bird immigration? Dude, they're air striking us, I think. I think that's what it means, right? They're gonna cock our shit, like blow our tops off.

SPEAKER_05 54:31

Uh, sand hill cranes?

SPEAKER_03 54:32

It's like, yeah, I was gonna say, is that a like uh abbreviation for Ukraine?

SPEAKER_05 54:37

What do you think? Nick.

SPEAKER_03 54:38

You said sand cranes.

SPEAKER_05 54:40

It's half a million sand hill cranes are about to take to the skies.

SPEAKER_02 54:44

Well, you say sand cranes is Iran sending fire uh uh flight fire uh sand cranes sending uh flyers. Sand cranes, am I right? Come on, give me something.

SPEAKER_05 54:59

On the mummy, that big thing that looked like the dude's face, the big sandstorm that looked like the mummy's face. Whoa, remember going to us?

SPEAKER_03 55:07

So there's birds we're fucking dudes.

SPEAKER_05 55:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 55:11

Actually, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 55:12

A sandhill crane is what they out west they call the ribeye of the sky. You shoot these fucking things, a lot of people are against it, but there's millions of them. And for whatever reason, certain time of year you shoot them, and when you cut them up, it's like eating a steak, like them motherfuckers are. It don't taste like bird game called. No, it doesn't taste gamey, it doesn't taste like duck, it don't taste like no nothing. It tastes like a ribeye, a ribeye of the sky is what they call them things. And one time of year they migrate and just boom, boom, boom.

SPEAKER_03 55:43

Where from? Where are they from?

SPEAKER_05 55:44

Texas is where I know you can shoot them. I don't know what the migration, I guess would be from Canada down to Mexico, but I'm not 100% about that. Arizona mom dies after shielding her tongue. Oh fuck. I read that wrong. Arizona mom dies after shielding her son from a dog attack.

SPEAKER_01 56:06

Well, I guess that's what mother is supposed to do.

SPEAKER_05 56:08

What do you think the kind of dog it was?

SPEAKER_02 56:09

A Jerry's fucking big ass pit bull with a little white baby just tearing that motherfucker off tearing that motherfucker to shred. What are them?

SPEAKER_01 56:18

What are them police dogs? Germany Shepherds? No.

SPEAKER_05 56:21

No, Malamo. No, the bigger ones. St. Bernard.

SPEAKER_01 56:27

People use St. Bernard's as police dogs. Something like that. It's one of the black ones, uh, King Corso.

SPEAKER_05 56:33

Ooh. They're them big guard dogs. There's a big motherfucker's there.

SPEAKER_01 56:38

I cannot find this video. What race do you think she was? You say you can't find it? What race? White.

SPEAKER_05 56:44

No. Probably like animals don't animals don't eat white people the same way they eat brown people.

SPEAKER_01 56:50

Yeah, no. White people aren't nutritious enough.

SPEAKER_05 56:53

Nope. They don't taste sweet. They're like sour milk. You know, white people kind of smell like sour milk.

SPEAKER_01 56:57

White people are pasteurized.

SPEAKER_02 57:00

Yeah, we probably are, dude. Motherfuck.

SPEAKER_01 57:02

She looks a little Hispanic, honestly. Nick, you got some seasoned salt in your dog.

SPEAKER_02 57:07

Thank you, dude.

SPEAKER_01 57:07

That's what I some old bae.

SPEAKER_02 57:09

I've always liked the thought that.

SPEAKER_01 57:10

I do got some old bay in me. I am Bulgaria. Yeah, dude. You got some fucking old tiny.

SPEAKER_02 57:19

Like the Fresno State Bulldogs. Like they, it's the it's the Bulldog or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 57:23

Don't pull that up.

SPEAKER_02 57:24

They're gonna fucking I can't find the video. It's a video of them. It's a like a bunch of Mexicans, and they're going, oh, Fresno State! Bulldogs! We're Fresno Bulldogs! And they all got the Fresno State. They're like college representatives, but they're like Mexican gangbangers. Like, it's insane though.

SPEAKER_01 57:40

The one that'd be dancing, he'd be like, Jesus Christ! And then he'd be crumping. Yeah, like that.

SPEAKER_02 57:46

But imagine like them wearing college gear, like repping a college heavy. Cool, bro.

SPEAKER_05 57:50

Alright, I gotta get control of this again. Stop talking over each other. You ready? She drank 2.5 liters of spray of water a day. Here's how it changed her skin and body. How do you think it changed her skin and body, Nick?

SPEAKER_02 58:10

Um let me guess. She's she it's gonna come out, she amazing things happened to her skin. It was beautiful. But in reality, she was going to Hollywood the whole time getting$10,000, you know, surgeries, you know. Stem cells. Yeah, getting baby blood rubbed on her up in the hills somewhere, up in a cave, up in the hills.

SPEAKER_05 58:31

Baby blood. I think it's gonna make her pay a lot for sure.

SPEAKER_01 58:35

I thought it was semen. I thought you were gonna say she's been ingesting like a hundred things of semen.

SPEAKER_05 58:40

Remember when they said Lil' Cam passed out because she drank so much cum? Oh my god. Are you serious? I think it was Biggie's cum.

SPEAKER_02 58:47

That just made her so much hotter than me. I'd love little cam. That's what I'm saying. That's pretty fucking.

SPEAKER_05 58:51

I think they said they pumped like fucking two quarts of cum out of her stomach or something like that. I don't know if it's real.

SPEAKER_01 58:57

Look it up! Look it up!

SPEAKER_03 58:59

I think it's a joke. So don't disrespect me for this, but like I don't think I know what Lil' Kim looks like.

SPEAKER_05 59:06

Oh, Lil Kim's from back in the day, man.

SPEAKER_03 59:09

I know because scary. Yeah, I was gonna say I know I remember, I mean, I've heard many times Biggie rap about Lil Kim. Yeah, she's like really pretty, bro. Oh, okay. She's like really pretty pretty. She looks like but holding Lil Kim now.

SPEAKER_02 59:22

Let me see that picture that you showed him because I didn't think she was very pretty. I showed her just a uh or showed him just a you know, it's just a picture of her face. You know, it's not promiscuous, it's just a pretty picture of her face. She was just a beautiful woman. She won't fight. And her music was good, you know. She was at the top, you know.

SPEAKER_03 59:37

Yeah, I never was known a little Kim fan, but and I know uh Lil' Kim don't fuck around with real G's. I know that one too.

SPEAKER_01 59:44

Yeah. I heard that. Quit to get your little ass off the streets. Fuck beats. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 59:50

Oh my god, eight to twelve ounces of cum pump from her stomach. Oh, I see. I wasn't too far off.

SPEAKER_01 59:56

You said like eight eaters on the I did. Five gallons of cum. She had more cum than water in her body.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:04

So you so I was almost right.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:06

Oh god. The doctor was like, she has fucking cum.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:09

Has anybody had the big arch yet?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:12

Oh fuck no, dude. What's that?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:13

The new burger at McDonald's.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:15

Oh no, I think it's just like a glorified Big Mac, right? It's just with the They said it's like Chesapeake sauce on it, but it's not good.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:21

No, I haven't seen it. Have you had it?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:24

No, I know that shamrock shake sucks. What? What you don't like the shamrock shake?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:31

It just tastes like it's not even like mint good.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:33

That shit busts.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:34

It's mint?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:35

Yeah, you gotta get one every year, man. I did. I got one a week or two ago, and I shit was horrible.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:41

I don't like it either. My w Michelle, your mom, loves them fucking things.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:45

They're pretty glad, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:46

I asked four chefs for the best cold sub chain, and the answer was a clear favorite. What do you think is the best cold sub chain?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:55

Subway. That's definitely. I'm a lame ass guy. So yeah, I'll just go with Subway. Are you raised?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:03

I'm Jimmy John's better than Subway.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:05

Jimmy John's is Jersey.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:06

Jersey Mike's Jersey Mike's mics might be up there. Or Capriotis. How big is that? Yeah. How big is Capri's?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:12

I don't know. It started in PA, I think.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:14

So yeah, it might be. Subway has the most options though, right? But like their shit is just so like the flies.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:20

Yeah, it's it's bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:21

They hire people that are on drugs.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:23

What about Firehouse?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:24

I never been to Firehouse.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:26

How about Quiznos?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:27

Oh they're not around like that.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:30

Isn't Firehouse a Tire? No Firehouse. Oh, Firestone is the fire company. Firestone.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:37

What'd you say about Quiznos?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:38

Quiznos got like Quiznos like got bankrupt and bought out or whatever.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:42

Oh no shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:43

I used to talk to the girl who family owned Quiznos. For real? Yeah, she makes music. Really? I don't think she'll ever hear this. Oh man. Um yeah, it's good. I guess it's good for what she's doing. What's she doing? No, uh, I don't know what she is. I I don't think she knows what she is either. She says she's she says she's not white, but she's like white. Uh adjacent? No, she's just like straight white, but she has the curly hair, so it's like gives it a little something.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:11

She's hot.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:12

Yeah. Um, see, that's the thing. She like revealed it to us one day when uh she was really high. She was like, Yeah, like, yeah, like, because we always wondered, we were like, how are you like, you just sit here all you know, like what what are you doing? She was like, Yeah, I got a job or whatever. And she was like, Yeah, uh my family owns like they own Quiznos and sold it or whatever. We were like, Oh, it all started clicking.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:37

We were I tell you what, man, Quiznos take a sub that was just mediocre and put it in the oven and let it get crispy, and it would be great.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:44

Yeah. I don't know how they did it. Literally, dude. I've been to Quiznos like three times, and I mean, fucking, I only remember that shit just being hot and good.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:53

Yeah, yeah. I don't I I kind of wish I would have uh read that article, but I didn't. Gwen Stefani credits first miracle pregnancy at age 44 to divine intervention.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:06

I gotta look up Gwen Stefani here. Let me see that next.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:08

No doubt. Look up no doubt Gwen Stefani. Do you know who that is?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:12

She's got blonde hair, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:13

Yeah, she got blonde hair. She sings uh She's an actress, isn't she? No, yes, probably.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:19

And wasn't she in Golden Girls? Or not Golden Girls. What Destiny's Child? Get out of here with that.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:30

No, no doubt was the name of her first band.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:32

The Mary Jane Girls.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:35

She's married to the country guy.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:38

Okay, she's pretty odd. Regular white chick. Who is she married to?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:42

She was like a punk rock chick back in the day, but now she's like.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:46

Is she married to Noah?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:49

Shelton? Shelton. Is it Blake Shelton or Blake's? Yeah, Blake Shelton. Is it Blake Shelton? He's pretty cool. He used to be on this bar drinking show that I watched when I was in jail.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:56

Yeah, he he caught the back end of like how when country was bigger. He caught like the back, the very back end of it as far as like, you know, popularity and all that.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:05

Was she in Black Eyed Peas?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:07

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:07

That's Fergie.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:08

That's Fergie. Dude, I'm not sure. You know Fergie?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:10

She made that song. Oh, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:11

No, go ahead. You tell me.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:12

Oh, I was about to say she made a song, uh, Hollabat Girl. Ain't no holla back girl. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:16

That's Britney Spears, though, right? No, no. Gwen Stefani. Damn it.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:21

Brittany Spears probably covered it, I'm sure. Have you seen her lately?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:25

She does her dances with the knives. Hold on, let me bring up the channel. Yeah, with the knives. That shit is sad. Oh, you guys have already seen it. Yeah. She does like half-naked dancing. Ball.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:34

She got like she shaved her head.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:36

She looks good. Her her her like sound, like her, her, I don't even know how to describe that.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:44

Her it's like she fell and like forgot how to sing. Brittany Spears. Like she's on like just the online show.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:54

She's got brain damage, doesn't she?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:56

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:57

Even before that. Even before that. Just her her the way that she sings is like iconic.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:02

I think so too. Yeah. It's like a very zand out take of uh singing, you know. How like rappers get on with their raspy. It's like a wine mom on pills, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:16

I fell down the stairs again. Get that little beat going. Yeah, you put some beat behind that shit, yo.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:24

She gets to dance with those background dancers. She gets to go and huh uh huh. Nah, she's she's burnt. Uh, what what about Amanda Bynes? Have you guys seen Amanda Bynes recently? Oh, yeah. From the Amanda Amanda Amanda show.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:36

Dude, who the f I don't know who that is. Yes, you do. Somebody brought her up recently, and I forgot why. It was somebody at the club.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:44

I think I might have shown you her Instagram because she uh she started popping Zans, bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:50

Dude, somebody uh at the club knows her. I'll tell you after the pod. Somebody at the club knows Amanda Bonds from the Amanda show. Do you remember that show? There's no way you're watching. Nickelodeon. Okay. Fucking it was a but nobody from Nickelodeon or fucking well Nickelodeon maybe, but nobody from Disney is straight. Like they're all fucked up now. And like, but the old Nickelodeon cast, they were all fucked up too. Like none of them are all of them are. Yeah, all of them.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:17

Generations and generations, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:18

I mean, there's not one that's like cool. Like it seems like Demi Lovato might be the only one, but yeah, but she was just she was in a uh bag of coke for a while, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:27

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:28

That that's her now.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:29

Oh, yeah, I saw her.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:32

She was fucked, dude. Yeah, she's uh LA's a different beast, bro. I don't think I ever want to go back to LA. I went there for a couple days. I don't think I'm ever going back. It's just like I like it.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:41

You look to visit.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:43

To visit. I'm from out there, but not over two weeks.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:46

I can't stay. I wouldn't stay there for two weeks. After two weeks, you might start turning into like a LA, uh LA motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:53

Isn't that how how long we were there for?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:56

Two weeks? Yeah. I'm gonna say Venice is pretty.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:59

You guys are yeah, uh it ain't what it used to be, that's for sure, but it's fun. You remember it. See, you remember it. You were eight? So you remember it.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:11

I was nine.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:12

That was pre-COVID.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:14

See, Venice is different, man. Different.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:17

It's empty.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:18

No, it's a lot of homeless people, a lot of dingy, a lot of empty spots because all the smaller businesses closed up.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:27

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:27

It's not like it used to be.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:29

Damn it. And when I was in LA on the sidewalks, it's like they build like houses into the side of building like they build their own houses, and then it's like nobody like doesn't. You like have to walk on the road to like get past like these houses that are built into the side of skyscrapers.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:44

It's like yeah, we took I took him just because we were we drove for a month all around the country. And I just wanted him to see everything. So we went down Skid Row and handed out waters to all the fucking homeless people. Yeah, man. Yeah, that's what sucks. And that shit is amazing. Like how many blocks there are of just straight homeless people. Yeah. Just it's like a ghetto of cardboard. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:10

As soon as they notice you're there, yeah, they swarm your car. Yeah. For what? Like hoping and hoping.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:16

Anything. Water, food, money. You gotta be careful though, man, because a lot of them, you know, on dope of some kind.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:23

Dude, I saw the craziest thing I saw when I was in LA, I saw a crackhead do a uh what's it? What's it a sideways tumble? What's that called? A cart listen. Listen to a sideways tumble. I swear to God, I'm not lying about what I'm about to say. I saw a crackhead during a red light do a cartwheel into a backflip and then keep like running into the cartwheel into the backflip and kept like running down the street.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:51

And I was like, this is like walking dead, but that's why I miss crack because you get to see like that with crack. Heroin, all they do is fall over and fucking weeble wobble. Crack would do some crazy wild shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:01

I bet the visuals in your mind on the heroin though is insane. Like, obviously, nothing in the real world is going on, but you probably see like fucking the Tim Matthews band playing in your mind or something with fireworks or something. Yeah, a live performance.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:17

Dude, it's amazing how how some of those people balance while they're like not there. Oh, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:24

And they don't fall. Alright, you guys gotta help me on this one, alright?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:27

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:28

Influencer Irun Top. You who that is? Did I say it wrong?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:33

A-R-U-N?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:34

Yeah, A-R-U-N. T-U-P.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:37

No, it just looks like an Indian dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:39

26 found dead in his home hours after his final post. Y'all don't know about that? No.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:45

I can look him up real quick.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:46

No, I don't. Where do you think he died from?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:48

So they said suicide?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:50

No, they didn't say anything. They said it found him dead.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:53

They just found him dead. Mmm. Probably that curry man. What's his name again? Ashkash Bagash? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:01

Arun Toupe.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:03

Yeah, dude. That that curry man got his ass.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:06

That shit burning your butthole up. That turmeric. Alright, this is this is the last one, I think.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:11

I think he died of too much poop in this house. He had so much poop he drowned in it.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:17

No, we've got a couple more. After 175 years, Galapagos giant tortoises returned home.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:25

The extinction?

SPEAKER_05 1:10:27

Where were they?

SPEAKER_01 1:10:28

They were extinct. Yeah? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:30

They had to go for a little trip. Were they extinct? Is that real?

SPEAKER_01 1:10:33

I'm pretty sure Galapagos. No, I'm pretty sure they says they returned.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:37

It doesn't mean it didn't say they were released back into the fuck that.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:41

Galapagos turtles, because those are the like the big sea big ass sea turtles, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:45

From the Galapagos Islands. That's where they come from. I think they're native there. I don't think anybody touches the Galapagos Islands.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:50

How long? They're tortoises, so it would take them forever to go anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:54

Well, they live to be like 300, don't they?

SPEAKER_05 1:10:57

Yeah. They took 100 and said they took a midlife crisis little jaunt somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:03

And they still beat the uh they still beat the bunny back. All right. That's right. They still beat the bunny back.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:12

I'm taking it.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:13

Slow and steady, baby.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:14

All the words in the room, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:16

So I saw this one, man. Paul McCartney says Yoko Uno claimed John Lennon, quote, might have been gay after his death.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:27

Fuck. What's who's a Yaku?

SPEAKER_05 1:11:29

How do you be gay after your death?

SPEAKER_01 1:11:30

Yeah, that's some fuck shit, dude. That's some fuck shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:33

Doesn't she claim that uh she like has sex with his spirit and stuff? Like I think so, man. She's like, yeah, no, I still talk to him every day. He's in the house. I just had sex with him last night.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:42

So in the spirit, he's cheating and sucking like spirit dick, you think?

SPEAKER_05 1:11:45

Well, she ruined his life, so she might as well ruin his death, too, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:49

They're like, British, like, yeah, I can't do that. He wasn't just an asshole.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:52

He was a fag.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:53

I thought Paul McCartney was dead.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:56

He is. Have you guys ever seen uh he's not dead? No. You're bullshitting.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:01

No, wings, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:03

Paul McCartney.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:03

Paul McCartney's old, but he's old. Yeah, he's probably 80. No, he's not 90. John Lennon's dead. Ringo Star died.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:12

Everyone's dead but him, right? No, Ringo.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:14

Yeah, I think Paul McCartney's in the water. At this point, it's only him. That's why it's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:17

Yeah, Ringo is the drummer, wasn't he?

SPEAKER_05 1:12:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:20

Yeah. The thing about uh have you ever seen live performances of the Beatles with Yoko Ono where horrible. Yeah, she'll uh have you seen Isaiah? She's like the Hawaii woman or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:34

No, I don't know. Fuck. She probably did. I thought maybe Elvis died before that, though, right? Elvis died in 76.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:41

Or maybe I'm thinking of like Blue Hawaii.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:45

John Lennon might have died earlier in 76 or something. No. John Lennon died in 80.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:50

Really? John Legosamo, you say?

SPEAKER_05 1:12:52

No, John Lennon.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:54

No, John Steam was from 76.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:55

78 or 80? I don't know. I think it's been my lifetime. John Lennon.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:59

I thought half that cast died too. What, Full House? Yeah. How about uh what's his name from Full House? Yeah, he like what hit his head then died. Yeah, touring. Died, dude. He was just doing clubs. Yeah. Really living the comic stream.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:12

Funny guy, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:14

Yeah, the whole car. The whole like thing about him was that like, yeah, he was on uh full house, but he was like really edgy, you know. Super dirty, yeah. Yeah. He fucked the twins. Yeah, he didn't know. That was like one of the jokes he did.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:25

He actually fucked the twins. No, he didn't. I swear to God. Well, it wasn't a joke of his, so maybe. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:33

I hope people don't hold me to have that I say.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:37

Joe really fucked that deer. I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:39

Fuck that deer. I think Jeff Porter been to one too many of your shows, bro, because he came up to me and went, where's the Fifi joke? And I was like, dude. Dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:48

Oh. I'll break it back in.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:50

I only hosted it. I'm headlining I'm headlining Sun Friday, so I'll break it back out then for sure. That's good. Please don't.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:57

I've never used a Fifi before. Have you ever made a homemade one? I made one when I was like nine.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:02

My homeboy is making them and selling them.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:04

Come to the show Friday. Come to the show. I'll check out this product. Uh cinnamon, CC22.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:09

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:10

And uh weird thing. I'll tell you, I tell I have a whole joke, and it kind of describes how to make a homemade one at home in a jail.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:17

So I know the I know the I don't know if they give do they give you gloves?

SPEAKER_05 1:14:22

You gotta steal them. That's part of the joke. Don't give my joke away.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:26

Oh, I I don't know. I just I know of a uh five-minute hack, like five-minute crafts container for holding liquids. Because you know, uh like a Pringles can is uh what is it, cardboard?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:41

Two whatever like you won't just jerk off regular no I do. But you had a pocket pussy though.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:49

Well, yeah, that's true. I mean, that was also an uh experimental part of my life.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:54

I was just like yo, he did not even have pocket pussy, he had a robo pussy at one point.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:58

Whoa, bro, but that bitch was like a hundred bucks that thing was like a hundred bucks and it sucked.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:04

Does it feel real? Does it feel real?

SPEAKER_01 1:15:06

No, literally, at all. Did they take like a real woman and and like you know, shoot the fuck out of her until it was just her pussy left and then you sold Robocop pussy? I know.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:18

You can get a fucking yeah, you can get one made like um the comic. They have her body. No, they have her body.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:28

Yeah, you can like buy women's body. I went down a uh rap thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:38

Yo, um, what's her name, man? The pretty she just had a baby. Uh fucking Schumer. No, no. Fucking pig ass Amy Schumer.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:50

Imagine that.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:50

No, way hotter than her, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:52

Uh um, the damn dark hair.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:55

Yeah, she's like she actually has her own real doll. That she sometimes she brings it out on stage with her and shit. One of them fuck dolls.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:04

I went down the rabbit hole though, and you can get uh you can buy different heads for it. Like I was so horny and like, dude, I was tweaked out, dude. You can you can buy the bodies and then like buy different heads and shit. And I was going down forums, and dudes are like, yeah, I got this body with uh this woman's yeah, I'd like to be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:22

Does that count as blackface if you have a black and a white body?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:25

Whoa, I didn't see any of those. Holy shit though. That'd be so funny.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:30

That'd be awesome. So what is that? What what is blackface? Like, is that like a trend or something?

SPEAKER_05 1:16:37

We can show you. Blackface, like putting black paint on your face.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:41

No, I know that, but like for what purpose?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:43

It came from like like you know, films when films first started, you know, like them being racist, like they they would like act, they would paint their face black and then do like dumb shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:52

They would put in white racists for they would not hire black people. Black people were not allowed to perform. So instead of hiring white people, they would let uh black people they would hire white people, and then white people would put black makeup on their face and act like a quote unquote black person. So it was real, like over the top. And they made them a dope, or they would only eat chicken or watermelon, like that. Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:18

All that shit. Right. Right stereotype. Which is all true.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:21

So yes, it is very have y'all heard the thing that's uh like supposedly um Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars. Black. He's supposed to be like based off of a black person, as George Lucas made him.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:39

Nobody can see your quotation marks.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:41

Go ahead. Well, I'm talking to you guys.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:43

Uh-huh. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:45

I mean, um, yeah, like quote, made him unquote. Uh because of the way he speaks. And like, there's a whole bunch of shit you can you can imagine with the connections.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:00

What is uh Lando Cal Rissian? Yeah, he's black. He's black. Uh okay. What's um Bubby D. Williams? Who was Bubba? Who was uh Billy D. Williams? Uh is that Lando? The Colt 45 right? Yep, Samuel L. Jackson. The Colt 45 commercial. Billy D. Williams, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:21

I don't know. Jackson.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:26

Last headline. I think the green guy was black too, undercover. Yoda.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:30

Credo. So how big was Samuel L. Jackson? Did he have a big role or did he just play his like typical where he's like, motherfucker, you're not playing with me? Get off this motherfucking spaceship. Yeah. Where he just takes command instantly. That's why they had to kill him. Did they kill him quick? I can imagine they had to kill him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:48

He did. Uh episode three. So, I mean, at the end of the beginning of the trailer, uh, beginning of the bigger storyline.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:56

The thing with uh actors like that dude, like, you you'll hire him for a role, and they're like, No, I want to do it this way. I think you should give me a bigger role, and then the whole movie changes sometimes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:06

The funny thing is, there was a there's an ongoing joke that he has a purple lightsaber because he's mastered both sides of the force. But the whole cast, as well as himself, when they asked why his lightsaber was purple, he said it's because he was black.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:27

He was just quacking that's funny. Yeah, I don't know. Just some pimp shit. That's some fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:31

That was for sure his. He was like, I want to say it because I'm black. That was for sure Samuel L. Jackson. Oh, yeah. That was not in the Star Wars script, and when they wrote it, you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:38

No, no, no, no, no. Real in not in the movie, just in interviews and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:42

Oh, I thought he said it in the movie. Why some black motherfucker?

SPEAKER_03 1:19:45

Yeah, George Lucas said it too. And like, while talking to Samuel L. Jackson in the production room or whatever, and then there's an interviewer of some sort, a reporter or something, and they asked, and he's and they both say that, and I was like.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:01

Did you hear when uh fucking what was it? Scorp ah fuck. I can't remember the he made uh Pulp Fiction. Who directed that? Tarantino. Did you see when he had that interview? It was him. Uh fucking he turns black? Yeah, he was like, Man, he's goddamn there's no goddamn computers?

SPEAKER_05 1:20:22

Yeah, he morphs into different people in interviews.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:25

Fucking Sam Jack just didn't he didn't even move. He just sat there. He's like, that's Quentin. Yep. He writes like Quentin.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:33

He said the N-word in a like seven times in an interview, one time.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:37

Yeah, he he writes like really racist things into his movie, and he's like, No, I'm just reflecting on the culture. Yeah, yeah. But it's like you know, thinking a white man thought about like Django and like all the I don't know, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:48

Like shit, that uh the most the worst one was uh Inglorious Bastards, man, when he fucking kills that Nazi with the bottle.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:55

Oh yeah, man. Is that the one with the flamethrower where he comes in with the Yeah, I think that is in that movie, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:01

Have you seen I don't remember what it's called. It's like um, it's a Swedish dude that's surviving in World War II.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:10

Love it.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:10

What is that movie called?

SPEAKER_05 1:21:12

Fucking love it. It's just gratuitous violence and retarded bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:17

He stabs a dude right in the side of the head, and you see the whole action.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:21

It's called uh, and there's hot ass chicks in it that he fucking finds. He's going across Russia. Yeah, he is old. I'll show you. Sisu. Sisu. S-I-S-U. He's like a uh like a Polish dude or something like that during World War II. It's like it's pretty brutal, man, but it's it's like so brutally violent, it's kind of corny, but it's still wonderful.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:46

No, I'll say that. Have you ever seen Peter Rabbit? I think is the movie about the little nigga from uh I think he Hitler was like his fucking uh what is it? The devil on your shoulder? Hitler was his conscience. You know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_05 1:22:02

Never seen that?

SPEAKER_01 1:22:03

It's some rabbit. It's uh it's not Peter, I think it's Peter Rabbit. Is it an uh like an animated movie? No, dude. It's like a fucking I mean like CGI animation.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:12

Nah, it's like a just did you tell me about the movie with the little kid in a concentration camp playing with the little German kid?

SPEAKER_01 1:22:19

Yeah, uh the boy in the straight pajamas. They show us that in school. I didn't see that. Yeah, more Jewish propaganda like a piece of that movie. Yeah, see, he's watching.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:28

You saw it? I I haven't seen the whole movie. I've seen a piece of that movie that they showed us in school.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:32

It's good.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:32

I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:33

I'm gonna watch it. Entertaining. All right, so speaking of movies, Netflix new number one show has a perfect 100.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:41

What is it? It's a show, the B shows or something.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:45

Yeah, it's a show. With a hundred. It's a yeah, it's got a hundred on Rotten Tomatoes.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:49

Whoa. It it would have to be a show that's not popular. I'm guessing it's a gay show, right? Because gay people love doing reviews. No straight man is ever leaving a review on anything.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:58

But like Love Island, it's probably one of them shoes or something, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05 1:23:01

That's a good guess. What do you think it is?

SPEAKER_03 1:23:02

I couldn't even tell you because everything I was thinking of that could be up there, number one, is you know, not new shows. Yeah, yeah. Like Stranger Things and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:11

Yeah, this says that it's uh four episodes and they have a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:17

Four episodes? Yeah, for that's it. There's only four episodes.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:20

Uh-huh. That's what it says.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:21

It's a complete series. It's gotta be like a love island.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:25

It's called the dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:26

No fucking way. Everybody's like Yeah, the dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:32

Fucking National Geographic, dude? I can't stand those fucking fucking dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:38

How do they get videos of the dinosaurs?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:40

Yeah, dude. That shit's fake. They don't, and then they AI generate everything at this point. We don't. Have you guys ever seen like a really bad AI-generated video? And it will be like a pterodactyl with a baby in its mouth, and you check the comments, and it's nothing but foreigners saying, like, is this real? Is this real? Is this real? Like, like you'll check it, it'll be like in another language. You see the translation, it's like, please, God, please watch over this baby in the pterodactyl room.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:04

Sticker of absolute cinema or something like that. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:07

Hispanic people are good for watching a video and just like falling for it, dude. They're busy at work all day, pull their phone up, see a dinosaur. Dude. Like, I need to pray to God in the comments.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:17

Your man, your man a Delvey watches on TikTok. Yeah, I know. I didn't even I didn't realize that he was like that because he's like grandpa, like he's pop pop.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:28

Yeah, man. He loves that shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:31

No. Go ahead. No, no, no, no, you're you're I didn't realize, you know, I mean, I know now, but when we first started hanging around them, I thought that Aaron and uh Moses, I thought they were the grandchildren.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:52

No, man, he's got two whole fucking groups of kids spread over two generations.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:59

I thought the yeah, I was gonna say, I mean, the guy that I worked with, am I allowed to name drop?

SPEAKER_05 1:25:05

Yeah, I don't care.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:07

I mean, okay. No. No? Okay, I didn't think so. Um The older one, yeah. The older brother, I thought was I don't know, 30?

SPEAKER_05 1:25:20

Yeah, he's younger than that. Twenty-four, twenty-five.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:23

You know, he looks like he's late twenties, early thirties, and the kids are young, so I could picture him being the father, and Adelvi looks like he's 60. I'm just kidding. Don't tell him I said that. I know he's not gonna listen to this, but like, don't tell him I said that.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:37

What we got to promote, man? It's time to do shows. Get a fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:41

Uh this Saturday. Or Friday is Saturday or Friday. Friday. This Friday, we're down at Simmons CC22's. Uh check that out. The Lucky Show. It's also Friday the 13th, so come hang out.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:53

Oh, yeah. Is that why it's the Lucky Show?

SPEAKER_01 1:25:56

No, Dev said he had no clue. It was Friday.

unknown 1:25:58

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:00

Happy birthday to Dev.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:02

Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:04

Happy birthday to Devin. Uh Devett. Just Dev. Next week, the week after that, we have Byron Brooks.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:12

Oh, the 21st.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:13

Yep, Byron Brooks down at Dream Big Venue featuring Joe Spain, Isaiah Tingle, Dev Maddox, and Apri Stevens. Uh the week after that, King of the Hill. King of the Hill. That's my show. Hosted by Joe Spain, headlining Phil Pitts. And uh yeah, man, it's gonna be a good show. Pickles isn't gonna come down anymore. That's alright. Right sucks.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:41

Well, yeah, we'll get the next one. Yeah, right, right. And then the week after that, I'm in Salisbury, and the week after that, I'm in uh DC, and the week after that. Just Jospaincomedy.com. I'm fucking busy.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:56

Hell yeah. Check out these fucking these uh shows that are about to be on.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:00

Yeah, man. He's been texting me the whole goddamn time. I've been trying to do this fucking podcast. So let me get done so I can hook my man show up and we can get them shits poded. Thanks for hanging out, Nick.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:11

Yeah, appreciate y'all. Thank you for having me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good fucking time, man. Had an amazing time. I love y'all for real.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:18

I love you, man. Thank you for hanging out, man.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:20

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SPEAKER_02 1:27:29

448 Reasons Why. Check a skit out. Might have a DJ tape. Have more clothes doing all types of weird gay art.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:36

Yay. Co underscore Izzy, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:27:39

Yeah, co underscore Izzy on Instagram, Co Izzy on Facebook.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:43

All right.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:45

All right, no plugs. Yeah, right. I saw this nigga on Instagram.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:48

Yeah, no, but it's it's it's all weird shit. And I'm, you know, I ain't got a professional dashboard or nothing.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:56

He can really be daddy warbucks and fucking Annie, too.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:00

Come on. Yo.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:01

Yo, that's hot.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:02

Come see come see this nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:04

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:04

For real, you better shout out.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:05

Yo, people come out of Richardson High School, man. Yeah. April, April 10th through 12th. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:11

Yeah. There's a plug. There's a plug. All right, guys. Thank you, guys.