OGYN Podcast Episode #25 Two Irishmen on St. Patty's Day 2026

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SPEAKER_02 0:30

Yeah, you're like, ugh, you want this pen? This pen's fucking me up, man. I look over there, you're hitting it again.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

Gotta get in the mind shut.

SPEAKER_02 0:39

Welcome to another OGYN podcast. I'm Joe Spain here with my man smoking smoking Mummigan Teddy Bear Vape Isaiah Tangle.

SPEAKER_00 0:49

What's going on, man?

SPEAKER_02 0:50

Yeah, I don't know, man. I feel better now. Hell yeah. Finally got locked in.

SPEAKER_00 0:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:55

Yo, um, let's see. Last time we did a podcast chronologically was uh Thursday we did the add-on for the show. So oh, we can talk about Saturday. This past Saturday. No, Friday. Friday at CC22. Oh yeah, man. That was fun, man. That was fun.

SPEAKER_00 1:17

That was very fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:18

I saw a lot of motherfuckers I ain't seen in a while. Yeah. And a whole bunch of met a whole bunch of new people. Yeah. Got some drunk ladies hanging all over me.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

My homeboy came, fucking he came to my first show at the club way back when.

unknown 1:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

Scared out because they tried to ask him to go on stage.

SPEAKER_03 1:37

What?

SPEAKER_00 1:38

Yeah, so he said uh he left. He just walked outside and just stayed outside till that night. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

Yeah. He's cool, man. Yeah, that's fine. Did he leave when he gonna ready to go to the military?

SPEAKER_00 1:50

Nah, he didn't leave yet. He's gonna come to the Brian Brook show uh this Saturday. Uh cheap plug. I think it's Saturday, the 21st.

SPEAKER_02 1:57

This will be out after that.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

Oh, yeah. Well, he'll be at that show. That'll be fun. Then so by the time this comes out, he'll be uh ships and gone.

SPEAKER_02 2:06

Where's he going? What branch?

SPEAKER_00 2:08

Aviation.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

Aviation? Yeah. Is that a branch?

SPEAKER_00 2:12

No, it's not a branch, but that's what he'll be doing. He's going to the military to aviation, I believe. I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_02 2:19

Which brand management? Like Air Force or Marines?

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Look, I told him he shouldn't be going fighting that white man's war. Yeah. That's why I told him.

SPEAKER_02 2:27

They're gonna cut all them good flowing locks off too.

SPEAKER_00 2:30

Yeah, dude, they're gonna fuck him up. Hope he comes back like Lieutenant Dame, but just with legs.

SPEAKER_02 2:36

He's gonna look way different when he comes back, trust.

SPEAKER_00 2:38

I'm sure, dude. Like, I'm gonna have to get like big myself. You know, now they're all big than me.

SPEAKER_02 2:43

He'll probably be thin, but he'll have wide shoulders. Yeah. He'll run his fucking dick in the dirt. What men will stop walking over him, maybe. And he'll cut his hair all off. Oh, geez. High and tight. Yeah, man. They used to make that like uh I don't know if they still do it or not, but that haircut was supposed to be well, no, no, it is still, but it used to be like a rite of passage, like they would do it hard on purpose. You know what I'm saying? Just doll as years, black, white, don't matter, same haircut. God.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

I wouldn't go. You can't make me fight.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

I'd be on a bus.

SPEAKER_00 3:21

You talked about I wish I went to sniper school. Yeah. Just because I seen NCIS. That's the only reason. Sniper school is like the hardest.

SPEAKER_02 3:28

Right. Yeah. In every branch. Just like the hardest thing you could do.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

What do you mean, Joe? What are you trying to say? Trying to say you don't think I could do it?

SPEAKER_02 3:37

Nah, man. If you put your mind to it, I think you could do it. Right. Yeah. But that would like be the that would be it. That'd be the only thing you could focus on while you were doing it is being a fucking sniper. Right. Well, that's easy. No pussy, no comedy, no drive and nothing. Kill, kill, kill. Fuck. Over there in bag dead. That was uh never mind. Uh that was probably gonna be too far. I'll reel that one back in.

SPEAKER_00 4:07

People be listening. We gotta clean this shit.

SPEAKER_02 4:10

I know, man. I almost said something real bad. Uh Zach said he's gonna come on uh that Saturday. Yeah, well, hell yeah. Yeah, so we can have a um, I told him, I said, man, I'm gonna refer to you as my Jewish connection. So anytime I have a joke, and usually that's the truth. If I have a joke that I think walks a line, I ask Zach. You know what to this day, 100% of the time he's told me, Oh, yeah, that's fine.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

Yeah. Oh, that's nothing. Yeah, I think you can say almost anything, really.

SPEAKER_02 4:46

Yeah, fuck them if they can't take a joke.

SPEAKER_00 4:48

Right. Unless it's like, you hate, you know, see.

SPEAKER_02 4:51

Yeah, right. It's never that, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 4:54

Yeah, we don't we don't respect that.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

Yeah. Some people though are looking for it so much they find it, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 5:01

Yeah, I fell into like um, I'd be on like Instagram and I get a lot of like, it'd be like uh these f I don't know if the people are really Jewish, but they dress up, you know, pretty Jewish, and then they're like uh my nigga, and then they're just I saw that. Yeah, and then they'd be like Mike William and all that shit. Are they allowed to say the M-word? Dude, I don't I think they bought us, you know. I think that's why they're saying it so freely.

SPEAKER_02 5:25

Yeah, man. I saw two Jewish guys with the with the curly cue. I don't think they're Jewish. No, they are, they're Hasidics.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

Are they really or are they just dressing up? These people are just like buying Jew costumes off the internet.

SPEAKER_02 5:39

Oh no, these guys were really Jewish, two Jewish boys, all right? And slacks and white shirts, and they had the yarmulke on with the curly cue. They were Hasidic Jews. Fist fighting in a parking lot, and every other word was the N-word. They don't got nothing better to tell you. Calling each other the N-word.

SPEAKER_00 6:01

I was like, what is happening right now? They don't got any Jewish lurch they can call each other. Let's look up a couple, shall we? You ain't gotta do that.

SPEAKER_02 6:11

I got a bunch tattooed on my shin.

SPEAKER_00 6:15

I have a couple burned into memory. Oh God, but that's what they resort to. It's like, it just looks crazy. It's like a two Amish men like were out there saying it and fighting. That'd be hilarious. Right.

SPEAKER_02 6:27

I bet if you put the right music to that, them fighting, a large portion of this country would think it it was uh Amish men fighting.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

There'd be like uh like two like that, there'd be two Jews, and they're like young Jewish boys, like probably like 15, 16, maybe like 14. But yeah, they'd be like dancing to like like hip hop, you know what I'm saying? Like to rap.

SPEAKER_02 6:49

I seen them. Yeah, with the uh jumpsuits on.

SPEAKER_00 6:52

No, these dudes are doing it in like fucking like a bar mitzvah. A bar mitzvah. Yeah, I like slacks, you know, white button up. But they're like uh if you look in the comments, people are like hating.

unknown 7:06

Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_00 7:07

It's so man. It's hilarious. Like some of them are funny, but like then a lot of them are like come on, man. Then you got people that um be like, oh, I I I feel bad for you, and then they send like a link to, you know, Jewish uh what I can only believe is like Jewish chain mail.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

What is that?

SPEAKER_00 7:26

I don't know, like a bunch of Jewish websites to help you convert, I guess. But like you never heard of such a thing. You gotta send it to ten more people. Oh, I've seen those.

SPEAKER_02 7:36

I didn't know the Jews ran those too.

SPEAKER_00 7:38

I'm I'm sure they they run everything. I'm sure. I'm almost sure they run that. Chain email spam? Come on, dude. That's a light word. What do you think fucked up the weather yesterday, dude? Why do you think it was like that?

SPEAKER_02 7:53

I thought you know, I thought about you saying that when that hard wind came up last night.

SPEAKER_00 7:57

Trying to keep the Poloid of black man in the house.

SPEAKER_02 8:00

Almost text you. I was laying in bed and I almost because I was I thought they canceled the mic. So I was laying in bed. I heard that hard wind, and I almost texted you it's the Jews.

SPEAKER_01 8:09

Because you always say they control the weather.

SPEAKER_00 8:12

Dude, I was so mad. I was so mad. Everybody was like, it's gonna be a tornado. I'm like, no, it's not. I heard it was in some spots. Well, I'm sure, yeah, and like Elkton, Elk in Maryland, but that place doesn't exist for real. That's where all them friggin' KKK guys are up there. Yeah. Well, good thing a touchdown over there. Maybe it sucks them up. Yeah, a couple of them blacks make it easier on the boys. You know what I mean? On the good old boys.

SPEAKER_02 8:38

That's some pure white up there, buddy. Elkton, rising sun, that whole area. I don't know about now, but I'm going up there, there's no need. Nothing elks. And they all know, you know what I mean? Even if you talk to them, I don't even know if they know where exactly, but everybody knows. So that's where they that's where they chill, I guess. Well, then you say hello, you get spit on type places. No, they put uh they'll put a card on your window. Say like to go home. It says we're watching you or something.

SPEAKER_00 9:07

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 9:08

I had a buddy that got one on his car that way.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

Dude, I think I lose my shit like if I got one. I'd be like, are you serious? He was scared. Fuck that, dude. You wouldn't be scared. What? Yo, tell Elk in Maryland Isaiah Ashwarm uh fuck him up, dude.

SPEAKER_02 9:26

Yeah, I went up there to play basketball one time. On a bus, a school bus. And we played the basketball game, and when we were leaving, they were pelting the bus with bottles and saying n-words and spinning wheels and revving their engines. It was crazy, man.

SPEAKER_00 9:46

Yeah, you just need one motherfucker, one crazy motherfucker to just go down there and set it off and just burn it to the ground. It might not be like that no more. Oh, dude, when did your friend go down there and get a card? Oh, 20 years ago. Dude, now they just got fucking they got uh QR codes. Slap a QR code on your car, you're like, what is this? A ticket? No. It's fucking you scan it and it's a little picture of a it's fucking probably what's that one dude's name? He was uh fuck, he used to be on Rogan's podcast all the time. He's literally, he does nothing. He just uh well he does shit, he uh uh Jones, Alex Jones. Oh, Alex Jones, yeah. Yeah, you open the link, it's just him saying ju, ju, ju, and it's like I'm kidding. That's what their KKK QR code would be. Oh, god like a Sammy Davis Jr. in the KKK? You think they got like one? Uh uh probably not. You know who Daryl Davis is? Daryl Davis wasn't that off the uh Shappelsky, or is that No, that's the one dude who was converting him, right? Yeah. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

Yeah, he goes around, plays music, and slaps him on the knee. He's got like 300 and some uh conversions? Uh gown, like the robe, they all they give them to him.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

He's got like 300 and some of them, man. He's got a lot. I think it's a lot.

SPEAKER_02 11:11

Nah, dude, for how many are out there. Look it up right now. No, I don't think there's that many out there. I think people want you to think there's a lot out there, but I don't think there is.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:21

I don't think they're that vast. Maybe I'm wrong. Type in there. How many members, how many uh members does the Ku Klux Klan have in 2025? Maybe they'll have a count from last year. Let's see. I want to take over under 10,000. I say it's under 10,000.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

Over under 10,000? I say under.

SPEAKER_02 11:49

See, you said there was a lot though.

SPEAKER_00 11:52

Yeah. Maybe I'm I'm kind of dumb though. I don't know. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 11:58

There's 280 million people or 290 million people.

SPEAKER_00 12:01

What is that? 3 to 6 million. What? Yeah, wait. Far right political positions found in the all right, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

They combined a bunch of things.

SPEAKER_00 12:13

Yeah, I think, yeah, maybe like the Aryans.

SPEAKER_02 12:15

Yeah. I guess it's kind of the same. Three to six million still is nothing. Alright, let me see. That's a lot of dummies.

SPEAKER_00 12:27

It's a lot. It's almost like enough to want to join, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 12:32

Why? Because they got weaning numbers.

SPEAKER_00 12:34

Yeah, they got a lot, dude. You really shake some shit up with a team like that.

SPEAKER_02 12:39

Did you ever see the Chappelle skit where these the blind black white surprise? I love it. That was very funny. That's one of the best, that's one of the best kits ever, man.

SPEAKER_01 12:50

Where is he? Where is he? I smell him.

SPEAKER_02 12:54

Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, he's hilarious. So you got any dating news this week, buddy? That you can talk about?

SPEAKER_00 13:03

Yeah, I had a one woman, she uh she texted me and she said, uh, did you stop talking to me because I couldn't take uh the penis? What? Yeah, that's what she texted me. And uh I didn't respond that night.

SPEAKER_02 13:17

You have given her the penis?

SPEAKER_00 13:19

Yeah, I tried, you know, I attempted to give her, you know, the dick, but yeah, she it was just I was uh she just it just wasn't working. Yeah, she wasn't compatible, you know what I mean? So fucking she texted me that and then the next day she texted me, she's like, sorry about that, I was drunk. I was like, Oh, it's fine. And uh she was like I'm just salty, you know, about like why, like why we stopped texting. I was like, Do you really need an answer now? No, I'm I'm a nice guy. I was like, you know, it's it has nothing to do with anything, you know. Just left it up in the air. Right. I was like, we can still be friends, you know. So you're gonna talk to this one again? No, never. Uh, but she said uh no, I think it'd be weird, and I was like, good. And then I just you know blocked her immediately. Right. So you got her on Facebook. Yeah, and Instagram, so yeah. If she looks for this, she'll probably find it. But uh fuck her. You know what I'm saying? Not fuck her, but you know, fuck it.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

Fuck it.

SPEAKER_00 14:17

Fuck it. Hopefully she sends it to her gals and talks about me in the group. You know, what you gonna say? Uh I don't know. I can't bel I can't imagine she was disappointed. You know I think I was just the only one disappointed that night that I have to go buy new clothes, you know, a new shirt. My favorite shirt at that.

SPEAKER_02 14:39

Oh man.

SPEAKER_00 14:40

Yeah. Yeah, man, that's it. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 14:44

So I'm glad uh it's still rough out here. Yeah, I'm glad uh I don't have that to deal with. My wife's sick. Oh, and has been for days. Taking good care of her. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. I've been trying to leave her alone, tell you the truth. You know what I'm saying? Because she's that kind of sick. She got the body hurt and the cough, it's blowing her nose. I just won't be left alone.

SPEAKER_00 15:06

Yeah, word.

SPEAKER_02 15:07

Ask me if I need food here and there. You know what I'm saying? Fucking whatever. But she got in her feelings a little bit today because I left her alone too much. Right. And I was like, baby, I'm sorry. You know what I'm saying? She feels so bad. I just feel so bad for her. You know what I'm saying? I'm sorry.

unknown 15:24

Yes, man.

SPEAKER_02 15:24

So we made her, I made her some uh chicken noodle soup. Oh shit. Joe whipping it up. Yeah, man. I even got some uh chicken broth, some real ass chicken broth put in it, so it has some nutritional value. How long have you been cooking, man? My whole life.

SPEAKER_00 15:38

Okay, all right. My mom's dish.

SPEAKER_02 15:41

Oh my mom was a good cook. So she, you know, I mean, I started she started making me help her with dinner when I was a young kid, and then I wanted to. By the time I was 12, 13, I wanted to make dinner.

SPEAKER_00 15:55

Right, yeah. Um That's what I should have done, because my mom is just, you know, she's just I'm trying to get a pardon in the house to make her stop making spaghetti. You know, my brother just has to sign the treaty and then it it's over she can't make it again.

SPEAKER_02 16:10

Yeah, you don't like her spaghetti?

SPEAKER_00 16:11

No, not at all. Yeah. I like my grandmother's better. Why?

SPEAKER_02 16:14

What's wrong with your mom's spaghetti?

SPEAKER_00 16:16

It's sweet. Oh, you don't like sweet spaghetti. Yeah, and uh my grandma puts Italian sausage in hers. You like that? Yeah. See, I like it, but I can't eat it.

SPEAKER_02 16:25

Fucks me up, man. Right. I heard like I taste that shit for three days and it just burp, burp, burp, burp. Fucking it'd come out my nose. Everybody around me can smell it, just not good. You know what I'm saying? It's just not good. Pepper's the same way. I like a stuffed pepper.

SPEAKER_00 16:41

Oh, you like those? I haven't had one. My grandma does stuffed jalapenos with crab meat and bacon wrapped around them. That's different.

SPEAKER_02 16:48

That's good too.

SPEAKER_00 16:48

You take a bell pepper.

SPEAKER_02 16:50

A bell pepper with rice and uh meat. Like I use ground beef. A lot of people use sausage, but it fucks me up. So but the pepper fucks me up.

SPEAKER_00 17:00

So God, what can you eat, dude? Fuck, yo. I'm a lot better than I used to be that that I don't drink. We had vegan shit at the motorhouse the other night. Uh-huh. Was it good? I wasn't mad. I was not mad. Yeah. It was pretty cheap. It was fucking felon. Where? At where? Motorhouse. Motorhouse. Your flatbread, I think, was vegan. Oh, yeah, you're right. Quesadilla was vegan. No shit. Yeah, man. Huh. I wanted to I wanted to complain. So good. Dude.

unknown 17:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:30

So good. I don't know how they do that. It's fucking good, man. I'd never had like vegan anything that was good, except for like a Portobello mushroom burger. They were slap, but.

SPEAKER_02 17:38

Yeah, they're good. Michelle gets those uh black bean something burgers, more morning sun or something. You can buy them in a freezer section and cook them in butter. They're not bad. It's still not a burger, it's just something different.

SPEAKER_00 17:51

Yeah. I like turkey burgers, aren't bad. Well, that's not vegan. No, but you know, it's just different. Yeah. Thought we were just going for different shit.

SPEAKER_02 18:01

All right, man. It's different. It's different. I really like wild game. Yeah. I was doing deer burger for a while. I that's all I lived on that shit for years and years and years. Once I have my hunting privileges back, I will again.

SPEAKER_00 18:16

Shout out to the white dude on cocaine who gave me like fucking three pounds of deer meat.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

Damn, that's what's going on. He wasn't gonna eat it. You know what I mean? I don't know. Fuck no. I'll never forget, man. One time I was uh this I was partying. And it was the kind of party that would make you numb from your eyebrows to your fucking throat. You know what I'm saying? And I stopped by my mom's house, and she had made this big pot of spaghetti, and she would not let me get out of there without good fellas. Man, I'll me and my buddy both. I was like, no motherfucker, you're eating it. If I gotta eat it, you're eating it. So we sat there and forced spaghetti in our fucking face, man. It was horrible. And the spaghetti was so good, too, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 19:00

But it's just I get that out of my mouth.

unknown 19:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:03

And then, like, I don't know, man. My mom, like, I love her to death, but just I'm just sick of the spaghetti. Like, she's like, it's different. She's like, oh, whatever I say the problem is, it's not. It's different now. Like, I'm like, it's too sweet. She's like, actually, it's not so it wasn't sweet this time. It was actually salty, I think. Then I'm like, it was salty. She's like, actually, this time it was sweet. You know, she's just Oh, I gotcha. Said fucking, it's probably the same spaghetti I've been eating for fucking 16 years. So you guys are just playing games with each other. Now I'm serious. I don't want her to make it anymore. You know? That's her. Just throw pesto on on noodles.

SPEAKER_02 19:37

You know what I mean? I'll eat that. Fuck it. Yeah, I made spaghetti last night. Actually, I didn't. I because see, I cook. So I'll take the meat and I'll season it and rub it in my hands and feel it like a real cereal killer, and then put it in a bag and put it in the refrigerator for four or five hours. Let it all merry up, and then cook the meat. And something about doing that, man, it just makes it a lot better. Right. And then take I'll take the sauce. And last night I didn't make a sauce, just a jar of sauce, and pour it in the meat with the meat juice, and then let that simmer for a little while. And then I had to buy, because she's gluten-free. So I had to buy these gluten-free noodles, and it ain't too bad. I don't mind it. But that shit is good, only like popcorn. But last night I fell asleep. So I had done the meat and put it in the fridge, and I fell asleep. So Michelle had to boil the water, cooked meat. You know. My son this morning. I said, Oh man, I'm sorry, dude. I'm glad mommy uh fixed that spaghetti. He was like, Yeah, it was alright. And I was like, it wasn't good. And he was like, Dad. I don't know why. It's just not, it's just different. It's just different. It was okay. He only ate half of it.

SPEAKER_00 20:54

Right.

SPEAKER_02 20:55

Some people just, you know what I'm saying? I've just been cooking my whole life.

SPEAKER_00 20:58

I don't think my dad can make a sandwich.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:01

Yeah, he's just one of them. Like always had a woman to do it. So, you know, he just never had to, or he would just go eat out. Like, I remember one time I was at his house and uh it was just me and him. I think his wife was just doing something this day, and uh he was like, Yo, big boss, uh, my wife. He says, My wife. Like, to me, it's weird. Like, like he's like uh in competition with me. He's like, My wife uh she made me salmon and rice and vegetables. I was like, Well, dad, you know, I can't eat salmon. He's like, Well, there's not shit else in here to eat. He's like, I don't eat sandwiches, you know, because now he doesn't, because now he's vegan, so he eat lunch meat, or when I'm he's like, you know, salmon or nothing for right now. I was like, All right, dude. So he made me like a big blade of salmon. It was good. Did your face swallow up? No, it was fine. Well, I'm good. Yeah, but like there's just a tail.

SPEAKER_02 21:56

It's good, man. Yeah, I don't like it. Actually, that's my least favorite fit. But I like I like other fish better.

SPEAKER_00 22:03

He's just he only eats like just weird shit. Like he had other shit, dude, but it I mean like it's just vegan shit. Yeah. He knew like I wasn't gonna eat fucking raisins.

SPEAKER_02 22:11

So he's pescatarian. Ain't that what it is when you eat fish and eggs still?

SPEAKER_00 22:16

He doesn't eat eggs or anything like that. Just fish. Just fish now. Like he used to eat uh when I first remember, I never known him to eat like uh I think chicken once or twice, maybe. Um never seen him eat fucking any other like beef how about shellfish?

SPEAKER_02 22:40

Like oysters or clams or maybe because some people that are pescatarian that eat shellfish and fish, and that's it.

SPEAKER_00 22:48

He's weird, man. Like he would take me to Golden Corral. Like we both love Golden Corral, but he's like a salad bar type guy. Salabar, fruit, you know, like fucking. I like that too. But that's all he eats, and then it's like nuts and shit. But his shits are gross. I dude, his farts are fucking tremendous. Vegetarian's got some farts, man. Yeah, man. Like, it's fucking, he's a wild dude.

SPEAKER_02 23:12

Fucking, it's all you ever known a vegetarian that's like a vegetarian and conscious about it, but does lots of drugs? I know multiple right now. I can name them off. I'm not going to.

SPEAKER_00 23:25

Oh, yeah. They're like real self-conscious about like their diet. Yeah. Y'all.

SPEAKER_01 23:30

But they smoke crack.

SPEAKER_00 23:31

No, I'm having, I'm glad I haven't came across any of them. I wouldn't be able to deal with it. I wouldn't. I'm like, please leave.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

Uh yeah. Most of the people I'm talking about are uh do a lot of smurf houses and well, pretty much everything, honestly, except not heroin.

SPEAKER_00 23:48

Dude, yeah. I I hate people that like a real like crazy like on mushrooms. Not like crazy on them, but like you ever see the dudes now who like dress up um as mushrooms on the internet and fucking take like, oh, today we're gonna, you know, do uh 20,000 grand or or like 20 mushroom caps and then they go off and walk around. Like it's just stupid.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

Like, you know, for I like walking around on mushroom caps, but why you gotta be dressed like a mushroom?

SPEAKER_00 24:14

Yeah, you gotta be dressed as a mushroom caps. You can't see yourself.

SPEAKER_02 24:17

Oh yeah. Fuck I ain't fucking with no phone or nothing when I'm on mushrooms.

SPEAKER_00 24:21

It's weird.

SPEAKER_02 24:22

Get it away from me. Not that I do them anymore, but when I used to do them.

SPEAKER_00 24:26

I hate them.

SPEAKER_02 24:27

I don't like them. I love them. One time a year, eat a hero dose, like eight to ten grams, put the phone away and just take a walk in the woods and come back when you come back, figuring some shit out.

SPEAKER_00 24:41

I get the same feeling like eating a good cheeseburger. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, wait a minute. I swear to God, like I get the same euphoric feeling jerking off eating a cheeseburger. I swear to God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:53

You see things when you eat cheeseburger?

SPEAKER_00 24:55

When I jerk off, usually. Do you really? Cheese right now. Well, after, you know. You hallucinate? I close my eyes and I see, you know, messages. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 25:09

Yeah, I can't fuck with my phone or mushrooms at all. Makes me want to throw it. I'd say by getting back to your whole question. We got talking about all this shit. Was my my dish. Oh yeah. I like to make. Do you like lasagna?

SPEAKER_00 25:21

I do like lasagna. I like to make lasagna. I never had homemade lasagna. Really? Never.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

I have like it's more like popcorn. That's what you do, man. It takes a whole day. Yeah, I gotta wait till I have an oven though.

SPEAKER_00 25:33

Yeah. Because I don't have an oven right now. It's a lot of work, yo. Like fucking. But see, I know if I had the time, man, I'd cook. Because I like to make quick shit like cheeseburgers. I make cheeseburger crab cakes. I like make uh crab dip, all that type shit. Real quick shit. Well, that's good. That's good shit. Yeah, man. I can really fucking subdue a woman with my crab dip.

SPEAKER_02 25:53

Yeah. What do you put Xanax in it?

SPEAKER_00 25:56

No. Come on, Joe. Don't let my secret ingredients.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

Shit.

SPEAKER_00 26:05

My crappy batty formula.

SPEAKER_02 26:09

Man, I got some good headlines today. Can't run a couple of these by you. Of course, dude. You're ready, so I want you to uh tell me what you think about this one. Alright. Meteor over Ohio causes large boom herd as far away as Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_00 26:31

You know, don't you just like I feel like any day it could actually be Superman. You know what I mean? It could be goddamn anything.

SPEAKER_02 26:38

It could. Like uh What do you think it was? You think it's really a meteor, or do you think it was a spaceship? Or do you think it was a superhero?

SPEAKER_00 26:45

Oh, I could just hope it's a meteor. You know what I'm saying? Like I hope to just be like it's some regular shit. But then a meteor took out the dinosaurs, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 26:53

So could a meteor take us out? I get mixed up between I know a meteor is when it's in the air, and a meteor right, I think, is when it hits the ground. Let me start, let me taste that real quick. Um so what is a comet? No, a comet's bigger.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

It just uh it shoots and keeps going.

SPEAKER_02 27:21

Well, isn't that what a meteor is if it don't hit nothing?

SPEAKER_00 27:24

It shoots down. A meteor go is gonna hit. Oh, it is gonna hit. A meteor is falling. Uh a comet is like shooting. Keep going. It just keeps going. What's an asteroid? Joe, dude. Come on, man. Like, I'm I'm no astrologist. You know what I mean? I just I know a couple of things. Ask me again. What is it?

SPEAKER_02 27:46

What's an asteroid? I don't know. I really want to know the difference between an asteroid, a comet. I can look this shit up. No, man, this is better.

SPEAKER_00 27:53

I mean, let me an asteroid. I feel dumb. I feel like I should know what a fucking asteroid is. Oh, fuck it.

SPEAKER_02 27:58

You're not dumb.

SPEAKER_00 27:59

You gotta hit that uh one button.

SPEAKER_02 28:01

This one?

SPEAKER_00 28:02

Uh whichever one lights up. One of them's gonna light up, one of them's not gonna do a thing. All right. Hey, there you go. Oh shit. Party time.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

Could you hear it in there?

SPEAKER_00 28:13

What?

SPEAKER_02 28:16

You gotta hold it or you just hit it?

SPEAKER_00 28:17

You gotta hold it. Damn, this is what it's gonna look like when crack goes electronic. Oh my god, dude. Yeah, man. It's pretty patent. Yo, I used to get my nigga Terry high, bro.

SPEAKER_01 28:37

That might be too much.

SPEAKER_00 28:39

I got this nigga so high one time before before we went to an open mic.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

I got fireflies from that one.

SPEAKER_00 28:46

Dude, look, they were like worried about him because they couldn't see him out in his car from the open mic. They're like, is he okay? Like, he's like in his car, like like fading back into his seat. Well, that's yeah, dude. Damn.

SPEAKER_02 29:01

I got way more than I wanted to. I just wanted to taste it. Didn't feel like I was getting anything. Yeah, it's it's smooth. Until I started to blow it out. And then it was like a bunch of angry midgets were in my lungs. We can't say that. With knives. Why?

SPEAKER_00 29:15

What part? Um by the real name. What? Umpa Loompa's getting it. I'm so sorry. I'm so goddamn sorry.

SPEAKER_02 29:22

Um, so you don't know the difference either.

SPEAKER_00 29:25

I do, dude. We just thought about it. Was it an asteroid?

SPEAKER_02 29:29

No, this was a meteor. Yeah, meteor is coming down. And then it hits the ground, it's a meteorite.

unknown 29:37

I believe.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

Yeah, I think that's right. You know, they used to have a meteorite in uh planetarium in a school over this way, and uh I was rubbing it. I was fascinated by this fucking meteor. It was like this big, man. It was like seriously, it was like big, like it would barely go in the back of a truck. And I was like hugging it and rubbing it, and a piece came off in my hand, and I kept it in my pocket, and I showed, I can't remember, I wish I could remember who it was, but I just it just left me. I showed it to somebody on the bus and they told. They told. Fuck, ratted me out. I was mad as fuck, man. So they took it, I got in trouble and they took it from me. But I really didn't like me, it just came off.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

What the fuck was they gonna do? Return the rock? Or they just threw that shit away.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

It might have made me have a superpower if I got to hang out with that thing a lot.

SPEAKER_00 30:35

Or it gave you cancer.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

Maybe hand cancer. Maybe I'd have I'd have probably ate it, trying to be Iron Man or something.

SPEAKER_00 30:44

You would have ate a rock.

SPEAKER_02 30:46

Yeah. Meteorate?

SPEAKER_01 30:47

Oh, God. Don't you think that's got to do something to you, right?

SPEAKER_00 30:50

No, I don't think they're active.

SPEAKER_01 30:53

What do you mean? It can't be a good idea.

SPEAKER_00 30:54

I think it would like I'd imagine it literally would give you cancer. Like the horrible thing.

SPEAKER_02 30:59

It was weird, too, dude. It was like metal and rock together. No, I don't think so. I think it was just a rock that fell from space. I don't think it was radioactive. You don't think it was? It was in a school. Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, they've done dumber things, but so maybe it went into a thing. I don't know, man. It could have been element one, four, five, seven, and I could have flown or something. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 31:23

That's on the periodic table. I don't think it is either. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 31:29

That's pretty good, buddy. Alright, you ready for this one? Yes, GameStop wants to give you money for these three retro consoles.

SPEAKER_00 31:44

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 31:45

First of all, GameStop still a thing?

SPEAKER_00 31:48

Barely.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

Yeah?

SPEAKER_00 31:50

Yeah. What do they sell? Games. Hard copies. That's it. Hard copies, controllers, uh, figurines. What's the market for like hard copies these days? Shitty. Unless you want them, but like I don't see why you would. Because you gotta download them still. Like, you gotta keep a hold of I think like collectors. I don't like I don't think anybody's just getting hard copies. I got hard copies of like a couple games and I I can't imagine why. I I was like, I don't know why I did this.

SPEAKER_02 32:21

See, I like hard copies, but I know it's because I'm old. And I know nobody uses them no more.

SPEAKER_00 32:27

It's like, do you have a CD? Like my cousin had a CD stand back in the day. And like his dad had like CD cases, but if you don't got one of them, I mean, literally, it just I have so many hard copies of like Power Rangers. I have like the entire uh catalog.

SPEAKER_02 32:43

And it's worth nothing.

SPEAKER_00 32:44

Dude, oh my, I got it for Walmart. So I it can't be worth dick. You know what I mean? I bought it for nothing. You know what I mean? It's like seven bucks for each one of them, so it's probably like 300 bucks, maybe. I got like some VHSs, but it's I mean it's not working. I just like it. But um anyway, fucking about GameStop.

SPEAKER_02 33:06

Um that's what I want you to guess, yeah. The three retro consoles that they're paying paying money for.

SPEAKER_00 33:14

It couldn't be like a Nintendo. Maybe. No, it wouldn't be because they're they're all shitty and they don't work. You know what I mean?

unknown 33:25

But they don't mean shit.

SPEAKER_00 33:27

No, because on the Switch you can get every old like Nintendo game. You know what I mean? Now yeah, you can get a Nintendo, the NES. With the Switch, you can get the Wii U, every uh any Nintendo console you can get on the Switch. So just have a Switch. Yep. So that's why I know it's not like a Nintendo thing. GameCubes, maybe GameCubes go for a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Xbox Ones, not like Xbox, uh like the ones that came out in like 2016 or whatever, but like the ones that like came out back in like the first Xboxes. You know what I mean? Just Xbox.

SPEAKER_02 34:05

Those used to be worth a lot of money because they were corruptible. I'm sure they're still worth a lot of money now. You know what I mean? You could, but that they work it's they got such a slow processor, I don't know what good it would do you.

SPEAKER_00 34:18

And then a lot of that's just emulators, you know what I mean? Now so fucking. I actually am interested. Can we look into that one after I guess this last one? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:27

Um I have a guess too.

SPEAKER_00 34:32

No PlayStation, you know what I mean? You can order all of them. Maybe a PS1. I'll say a PS1 just for the fuck out of this.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

I thought it was PS2. That was gonna be my guess.

SPEAKER_00 34:41

Maybe a PS2. My brother has all of them, so maybe. Does it really? Yep.

SPEAKER_02 34:47

And there was a couple games on PS2, like the Tekken that was on PS2.

SPEAKER_00 34:51

We have that.

SPEAKER_02 34:52

What?

SPEAKER_00 34:53

We have well no, I have Tekken 2. You're talking about Tekken 2, right?

SPEAKER_02 34:56

It might be three. The one with Bruce Kirby, it might be two.

SPEAKER_00 35:00

One of them I got on my Xbox or my PlayStation 1. Or my yeah, my PS, my PS5. Jesus fucking Christ.

SPEAKER_02 35:07

Yeah. My you know, when I was uh on vacation, my wife and my son took my PS4. Ooh. That was a good story. Took my PS4 and my VR and all my games.

SPEAKER_00 35:23

I thought you said when they were on vacation.

SPEAKER_02 35:25

When I was on vacation, when I was in jail, all my games, and I had a fucking probably three foot easy of hard copy games, took it all in there, and it was uh$60 short of the PlayStation 5. So it was like$500 for my PS4, all my VR equipment, everything. And I still had the box, it was still all in the box.

SPEAKER_00 35:51

I could imagine the games not being worth anything. Because there are like no there are no like games now.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

You just had a lot of hard copies, like the only one that was worth anything was uh GTA, GTA 5. Hard copy.

SPEAKER_00 36:09

Really? What was that worth? Like 20 bucks?

SPEAKER_02 36:12

Uh it was because it was one of the first editions of it. Oh it had something on it that he had never even seen before. He was like, you know what I mean? But it was still worth you know$45 or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 36:23

Like, dude, it's just no market, dude, for fucking GameStop. I'm surprised they're still in business.

SPEAKER_02 36:28

Yeah, that's what I was surprised to see that. I mean, I yeah, I like going in them, don't get me wrong.

SPEAKER_00 36:34

Yeah, I love going in them.

SPEAKER_02 36:35

I don't go out of my way to go in them because you click X and it's on your fucking screen.

SPEAKER_00 36:41

Yeah, literally. Literally, like it's so much easier to just buy the games online, like everything. Like, I've only went into GameStop for like wires. Every time I went in there for something, they never had it. Like, or that. Right. They just never fucking had it and had to order it anyway.

SPEAKER_02 36:58

Yeah, I guess they'd be good, like uh if they repaired anything, but all they do is just send it off for you. You know, I had a note and I don't remember what I did, but it was something I wanted to tell you. Oh, check this out. I went to the grocery store earlier. You know how well me, you don't know, you're young. So when I was a kid, we got a half gallon of ice cream. That's what they would tell you go get. Go get me a half gallon of ice cream. Now it's not a half gallon.

SPEAKER_00 37:29

What is it?

SPEAKER_02 37:30

It's way less. It's like three quarts, or you know, I mean no, that's wrong. It's like pints. They measure it weird. But it's way less than a half gallon, and it's still the same amount of money. So they shrunk the amount that you get. You know what I mean? Same thing with a lot of things. Burgers, a lot of things are like that.

SPEAKER_00 37:50

McDonald's, their sizes, portions.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

Yeah, Big Mac used to be way bigger than it is. A Whopper you couldn't fucking eat. It was so much food.

SPEAKER_00 37:58

You remember they would give out like free burgers, like buy one get like uh during a certain when presidents election day. Election day used to give out. I don't think they do that anymore. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, but they used to do that shit all the time.

SPEAKER_02 38:09

Taco Bell go for a free one here and there.

SPEAKER_00 38:11

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:12

Um, and anyway, I went to a grocery store today. I didn't know about this one. Um, my wife told me before I left, she said, Get me, you know, the Lipton soup that's in the bag, the dry one.

SPEAKER_00 38:24

Yep, the dry tea bags.

SPEAKER_02 38:26

Yeah. She said, Get me the Lipton soup. Uh chicken noodle soup. Don't get me the extra noodle. And I said, Why? She was like, Because it's 20 cents more, and the only difference is it's the same bag of shit. You put less water in it. I said, What? Sure enough, I looked at the fucking directions. One says uh four cups of water, and the other says two cups of water.

SPEAKER_00 38:53

He's Jews and they're driving Irving. Like just fuck America, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 39:02

Dude, Pepsi's used to be Pepsi's, you know, uh the bottles of Pepsi's used to be 16-ounce glass bottles.

SPEAKER_00 39:10

I remember.

SPEAKER_02 39:11

Yeah. Like the Mexican ones are still that big. Yeah. And then like in in Mexico, I drank Coke. Because Coke is so much different. Seriously, here I drank, I don't like Coke in America, but I like Mexican Coke.

SPEAKER_00 39:25

I don't like Coke either. Mexican coke's coke. I like Coke more than Pepsi, but it gotta be out the glass. Yeah. Yeah. Like over ice? Not really. Just no, I don't like soda on glass or on ice. It's fucking just makes it taste different. Like from shit. It's just shitty. Are you one of them people that ask for no ice? I just really don't even get drinks from restaurants, really. If I don't like I I'll ask for a combo, I'll just be like, just keep the cup. You know what I mean? I'll pay for it, but just keep it. You know what I mean? Cause fucking they don't clean their uh hoses or their taps. No, absolutely. I don't care about it. You can taste it though. You can really fucking taste it. Sometimes, yeah. It's real syrupy if it's real sweet, that means they got like uh bugs in their shit. Oh yeah. Yeah, dude. I used to work at Dairy Queen. Shit's fucking horrible. Oh shit. Joe, I found it though, and I found some games that guess what games are going for.

SPEAKER_02 40:22

It's a USA Today article, by the way, if you were looking that up.

SPEAKER_00 40:24

Yeah, I found it on GameStop, like their actual website.

SPEAKER_02 40:28

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 40:28

But uh What are they? The three consoles. They dubbed these as retro. The Wii U, the Xbox 360, and the PlayStation 3.

SPEAKER_01 40:39

Three?

SPEAKER_00 40:40

I have all those consoles.

SPEAKER_01 40:42

Three was the worst one.

SPEAKER_00 40:44

Yeah. 360, I guess. Wii U was the worst fucking console out, like the Nintendo series.

SPEAKER_02 40:50

I wonder why. Just because people didn't buy them? Probably. Because there's not many of them in circulation, I guess. Sure, that's almost what it is.

SPEAKER_00 40:57

And then look. Dude, I had an Xbox 360 that I got when I bought a car. Super Mario 64, guess how much it goes for? Super Mario. A game? Yep. A hard game. Hard copy. Yep.$50. One point uh we have$1.56 million. What? Yep. That's just one, dude. That's just one game. Like.

SPEAKER_02 41:27

Who's gonna pay that for that, though?

SPEAKER_00 41:28

Look, I'm gonna tell you.

SPEAKER_02 41:29

They say it goes for that, but who's gonna buy that game for$1.7 million, whatever fuck ever you said?

SPEAKER_00 41:35

Look, I have fucking.

SPEAKER_02 41:37

Does somebody have that much money where they wanna something they gotta blow out? The old Nintendo blowout.

SPEAKER_00 41:42

Collectors do. Nintendo blowout. Yeah, dude. You don't understand how like corrupt Nintendo is. I guess. That's what the nerds say. I'm fucking I just hang out.

SPEAKER_02 41:53

Tell me, educate me. Why is it worth that much money?

SPEAKER_00 41:56

I don't know, man. I can't tell you. Like, here, I alright. Uh The Legend. Okay. Zelda? Yep. One of those are worth a lot of money, and I have it.

SPEAKER_02 42:08

Well, what are we doing sitting here?

SPEAKER_00 42:10

Because fucking, I can't sell it, dude. Why? Because fucking I don't know who to buy it. If I take it to a flea market, they're not gonna give me the full value for it.

SPEAKER_02 42:18

Well, we need to find the full value.

SPEAKER_00 42:21

The legend is uh That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 42:22

It ain't worth if I can say, okay, Isaiah, this empty beer bottle right here is worth$1.6 million.

SPEAKER_00 42:31

It's not worth that much.

SPEAKER_02 42:32

No, because there's nobody in the world that's gonna pay me$1.6 million for this empty beer bottle. Right. Same concept.

SPEAKER_00 42:40

Let me see. We'll do this right now, dude. Uh shopping. Alright, bet it, bet it, bet it. You gonna bid on one? Here it is. I have it. Look, it's uh 110 bucks. That's a lot different than a million, but yeah, but look, on eBay somebody signed it for$500. If you're wondering, the Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition for GameCube. You know my uh my friggin' cousin, I bet I know for a fact that them bitches got probably thrown away in a dumpster.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

Well my cousin had every Nintendo game from Nintendo Super Nintendo. The next one? What was the next one?

SPEAKER_00 43:37

Nintendo Super Nintendo, uh NES the same thing. Uh Nintendo Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64.

SPEAKER_02 43:46

64, yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_00 43:47

Uh uh that's a different console. GameCube.

SPEAKER_02 43:52

GameCube.

SPEAKER_00 43:53

Game Boy, Game Boy Advance.

SPEAKER_02 43:54

He stopped with GameCube, but he had like he would get the full catalog of games. He would have stacks of games that were up to your waist, three or four. But he didn't take care of shit. They were just everywhere. So he had boxes and boxes of boxes of fucking games, man. And they're, I'm sure they got thrown in the trash.

SPEAKER_00 44:14

So what should we do, man?

SPEAKER_02 44:16

What should we do?

SPEAKER_00 44:17

It's only a hundred bucks, really. This game's going for a hundred bucks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:21

We don't need a hundred dollars. Oh, yeah. See what happens. Yeah. Bury it in the backyard.

SPEAKER_00 44:28

To my kids. The Legend of Zelda. They'd be like, Dad was a drug addict. This was a game that's only worth$200. Fuck. It's worth like a decent amount of things.

SPEAKER_02 44:41

I can't believe they're paying for that.

SPEAKER_00 44:42

Paying uh money for I guess because like they're not making them anymore. You know what I mean? Yeah, but who wants it? The Legend of Zelda uh Ocarina of Time for the GameCube. Or not the GameCube, the Super Nintendo. Or no, the Nintendo 64. I'm sorry. The Nintendo 64, it goes for like look, dude. I can't even really get that number out. What's that? A thousand? That's fifty, it's uh five hundred thousand dollars. Am I right?

SPEAKER_02 45:11

I don't see what you're talking about. I see these are the price.$195,000.

SPEAKER_00 45:16

What's that right there?$10,000. Yep. So like$50,000.$10,000.

SPEAKER_02 45:27

$10,000 for the game?

SPEAKER_00 45:29

Yep.

unknown 45:30

Man, you can have it.

SPEAKER_02 45:31

Yeah, would you do anything for St.

SPEAKER_01 45:32

Paddy's Day?

SPEAKER_00 45:33

I eatish? I still can do.

SPEAKER_01 45:35

I eatish?

SPEAKER_00 45:37

I can't go to Salisbury, dude. They're doing like some gay shit down there, and I just need I just they're like uh in Roadie Joe's, their food, their regular food's disgusting. So I really don't want to go back for like uh you should probably bleed this out because we perform there pretty often, usually. Thanks, Joe. You're welcome. So yeah, but their food's like just not good. I don't know if it's because of who they have making it or what, but it's just not good. But they're having like uh peas and mash and liquor. I would like to try that, but not from Salisbury, you know, from a place at like an Irish pub.

SPEAKER_02 46:12

Well, listen. That's what I was just gonna say. Marker Street Pub has corned beef and hash.

SPEAKER_00 46:17

But fucking we're busy this weekend. What are we doing this weekend?

SPEAKER_02 46:20

Today. Oh, tonight. St. Patty's Day. Right now, they got the street blocked off, and there's people out there drinking green beer. Oh, God. Yeah. Drinking all the green beer, and they got all the fucking shit all on them, and they're eating corned beef and hash. Do they pull?

SPEAKER_00 46:34

I don't want corned beef and hash, though.

SPEAKER_02 46:36

Like and they got cabbage. You can get corned beef and cabbage. I don't do it. But like the corn beef is good. I like the corned beef with mustard.

SPEAKER_00 46:44

I like, but is that like a bar thing? It's an Irish thing. I'm gonna go to Wendy's, dude. Fuck that. They can keep that shit. Green beer. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 46:58

I know you're black, man. Well, you got any Irish in you?

SPEAKER_00 47:00

I'm assuming I have a little lep in me.

SPEAKER_02 47:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:03

Leprechaun.

SPEAKER_02 47:04

You know, that's what the other half of my Mexican is.

SPEAKER_00 47:06

What? Ginger? Irish. Ginger. Irish? Yeah. What part? Like, do you like Swedish? Like Swedish meatballs and shit?

SPEAKER_02 47:13

No. Actually, I like Swedish meatballs, but only if they're made by black people.

SPEAKER_00 47:19

Yeah, I guess you're right. I've only had like lab.

SPEAKER_02 47:21

They're juicier with black people.

SPEAKER_00 47:23

I never had black people make like Swedish meatballs good. Oh man. If they make Swedish meatballs, I probably like don't come around them. Why? Because it's disgusting. Oh, you don't like it? I've only had like the stofers, you know what I'm saying? Oh. Yeah, so. The real ones are good, man. Yo, so the bar don't got peas and mash and liquor?

SPEAKER_02 47:44

Uh, I think they got chickpeas. They do. I think they do.

SPEAKER_00 47:46

Dude, no, I don't want no fucking chickpeas, man. Chickpea smash to caught homas.

SPEAKER_01 47:51

Oh, God. Irish. Oh, welcome to the Irish town of Denton. Where we drink the green beer and eat the cabbage.

SPEAKER_02 48:05

Alright, so you ready for this one? Um, Ohio Town is buzzing after multiple alleged sightings of mythical Bigfoot.

SPEAKER_00 48:18

Where?

SPEAKER_02 48:20

Ohio.

SPEAKER_00 48:23

What drug is popular in Ohio? Methamphetamine. There's your answer. These people need to get it together, dude. That's why the job market's suffering. People just out here smoking meth thinking they seen something.

SPEAKER_02 48:36

So you think that's a that maybe written off the meth?

SPEAKER_00 48:38

Dude, them people are fucked up down there.

SPEAKER_02 48:41

They saw a black bear.

SPEAKER_00 48:44

Or a brown bear next to a black bear. They don't know what they seen. Crazy motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

It's all a squirrel trying to get a nut up a tree and thought it was Bigfoot. Man, I didn't realize I was laying down when I seen that squirrel.

SPEAKER_00 48:56

Where my tooth is at? Where my teeth? That's a black bear.

SPEAKER_01 49:01

Come here, honey. My dick's hard right now.

SPEAKER_00 49:04

Bigfoot. I'm a fuck you, bitch.

SPEAKER_02 49:08

Oh shit. Are you ready for this one?

SPEAKER_00 49:11

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02 49:12

These ones are kind of funny. Or lighthearted. John Wayne's biographer says there was an interesting gap between the actor and his tough roles. John Wayne? You know who that is?

SPEAKER_00 49:27

The cowboy movies and shit, right?

SPEAKER_02 49:29

Yes. You know what else he did? What? He was Genghis Khan in a movie. It's fucking horrible. What movie? So funny, though. Because he's like, I'll tell you. It's still John Wayne, but he's being Genghis Khan. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 49:42

Genghis Khan Chinese?

SPEAKER_02 49:44

Yeah, same well, Mongolian, but yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:46

Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 49:48

So uh also about John Wayne. They say he died from a cancer that he got because they were filming movies so close to fucking nuclear blast sites in Nevada. Oh. Yeah. Like in the 50s or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 50:05

But what it what was the thing about it?

SPEAKER_02 50:07

Oh, sorry. I smoked that thing and now I'm talking. He said there was an interesting gap between the actor and his tough roles. Oh. That's an art shit.

SPEAKER_00 50:20

I think he might be from Ohio, man.

SPEAKER_01 50:23

Smoking that man.

SPEAKER_00 50:24

Yeah, that shit didn't make a whole lot of sense. There's a big difference between the character and my role. Like he played a cowboy.

SPEAKER_02 50:34

Well, the reason it was funny to me is because his tough roles are still the same guy. It's like he's he's no different. It's fucking hilarious that he thinks there were tough roles. I mean, whatever. It's John Wayne.

SPEAKER_00 50:49

He's the he's the Duke, but Was he in that movie my name was Trinity or his name was Trinity or something? I don't know. No. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 50:57

Well, I'll tell you what, shutdy. Hey! Hey, do you know who Kurt Russell is, dear Lottie?

SPEAKER_00 51:05

Kurt Russell.

SPEAKER_01 51:06

Kurt Russell.

SPEAKER_00 51:08

Basketball player?

SPEAKER_01 51:09

No. That's uh Bill Russell.

SPEAKER_00 51:11

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 51:12

He scored a lot of points because he was the biggest man in the league.

SPEAKER_00 51:17

Bill Russell? Yeah. He played plumbers, yeah. I remember. Sad. He has like the most rings, yes. Bum ass. Robert Ori ass nigga, if you ask me.

SPEAKER_02 51:31

Wilt is the one. Oh god. Wilt Chamberlain. He's the one. You watch those games and it's like, what is that? He's like bigger than them by a whole person.

SPEAKER_00 51:42

Ugh. All right. Average 100. What a bum.

SPEAKER_02 51:45

So Kurt Russell, man. You don't know who Kurt Russell is?

SPEAKER_00 51:47

I probably do. Is he an actor or something?

SPEAKER_02 51:49

He is an actor.

SPEAKER_00 51:50

Was he acting?

SPEAKER_02 51:51

Man, so much shit.

SPEAKER_00 51:53

Let me look him up.

SPEAKER_02 51:54

He was in uh a movie where he drowned at the end and he did a really crazy job of fucking drowning and it was disturbing as shit. He was in uh the movies where that warp opens up. It's time called Time something, and you go back in time, and there's them uh things that look like they're from Egypt that got lasers that shoot out of their staffs. He plays in um trying to see if I seen him. Maybe that's the same movie he drowned in.

SPEAKER_00 52:27

Uh once upon a time in Hollywood.

SPEAKER_02 52:29

He played in LA, uh Guardians of the Galaxy. Who? Kurt Russell?

SPEAKER_00 52:35

Yeah, Bone, uh, Bone Tomahawk, Furious Seven, Art of Steel, Touchback, Cutlass, Dreamer, Sky High. Oh, yeah, I do know who this is dad. He was a fucking dad in Sky High. He was in Vanilla Sky too.

SPEAKER_02 52:51

Yeah, some of his younger movies, like uh Big Trouble in Little China. You ever seen that? Sounds familiar. It's goofy. You should you should watch that. Yeah. It's like a spoof movie. I have seen that. It's good.

SPEAKER_01 53:04

Tell him Large Marge! Oh no, that's Pee-Wee. Um Lange Marge sent you, and she eats pussy. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 53:18

Yeah, Mance's birthday, he's 75. Oh shit. That's a young man. Him and Goldie Hawn were you know who Goldie Hawn is? Mm-hmm. Alright, so Goldie Hawn is an actress, also an actress. She's been BD Wan from Law and Order. Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 53:37

I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_02 53:40

No, Goldie Hawn, she was in a movie when she was real young. I think it's called Tigers or something. These people had these fucking tigers and they were like fucking face fucking her and like hurting her and eating her and shit. The tigers? Yeah. That's hot. I like that. What's that movie called? I can't remember, but it's Goldie Hawn. If you look it up, it's her first movie. It's Goldie Hawn's first movie.

SPEAKER_00 54:04

That's some wild stuff. I'll look it up on my phone.

SPEAKER_02 54:06

No, I don't give a fuck if you watch it up. It's called look it up. I can't remember. I tried to watch it. It's bad. So I you just gotta watch the clips where the tiger tries to eat her. That's the funniest part. Him and Goldie Hawn have been together. Oh Goldie Hahn. Yeah, it's uh H A W N. They've been together for 114 years. Nah, she's hot when she was younger. She's cute. She's pretty. She's kinda cute, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 54:37

She kind of looked like uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 54:40

Everybody loved Goldie Hawn at one point, man.

SPEAKER_00 54:43

Oh, yeah. I can't watch too much. Just her face alone is little rough.

SPEAKER_02 54:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 54:48

Yeah. Old face.

SPEAKER_02 54:50

I haven't seen her in years.

SPEAKER_00 54:52

She kind of looks like uh disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 54:54

Oh, it's because uh she had bad work. She had work. Yeah, she had a lot of work. She did not used to look like that.

SPEAKER_00 55:02

She went to a Filipino man, clearly.

SPEAKER_02 55:04

Yeah, dude. Like it's good. I'm sorry, I don't mean to be laughing at it. This one right here.

SPEAKER_01 55:09

Oh my god, that's not even the same person. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 55:14

Goldie, let it go, honey. We love you. It's gone. She let it go.

SPEAKER_00 55:18

It's going, going, gone.

SPEAKER_02 55:19

It looks like you got an air compressor in your ass.

SPEAKER_00 55:23

Blowing her face up. Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 55:25

Damn. Yeah, well, look, if you find a uh young picture of her, she was actually a child in a fart. And the tigers tried to eat her. They're like, I know, I know what you'll become. She was a good actress, too, man. She was in a couple movies that made me cry. Well, she looked like she was in the Twilight Zone. She probably was. Man, I cannot believe that picture of her.

SPEAKER_00 55:47

She looked alright. She kind of looked like that one.

SPEAKER_02 55:50

She's like every every girl. You know what I mean? She's like a very attainable, pretty.

SPEAKER_00 55:55

Yeah. She looked like that one girl. What was her name? Sydney Sweeney, I think. She kind of looked like her. Maybe if I'm talking of the same chick.

SPEAKER_02 56:03

Yeah, I don't know names very well. You ready for another one? Yes, sir. This one is gonna be fun because I can't I don't even know what to think. Gigantic iceberg. Sorry, let me start over. Gigantic iceberg breaks free in Antarctica. Revealing ghostly mega nest beneath.

SPEAKER_00 56:29

What do you think was in the nest?

SPEAKER_01 56:35

Gigantic iceberg breaks free in Antarctica.

SPEAKER_02 56:39

Revealing ghostly. Mega nest beneath.

unknown 56:44

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 56:46

But what's in like what's in a nest in Antarctica though? Right. Like that shit don't make no fucking sense.

unknown 56:53

Mega nest.

SPEAKER_00 56:55

Like, I I don't know. I'm thinking. I'll bet it's not what we're thinking. Yeah, dude, that shit don't even make no fucking sense. Maybe it's making that sound. Joe, you got some inside knowledge?

SPEAKER_02 57:10

No, man. I have no idea. I thought maybe it's like some kind of sea creature that's been got caught up and got frozen.

SPEAKER_00 57:18

But it yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:19

But m what makes a nest in the sea?

SPEAKER_00 57:22

Yeah, like that's it don't make a lot of sense. What if it's aliens? But they don't need nests.

SPEAKER_02 57:28

Well, maybe they got froze. In a nest? Maybe the aliens like an alien. They're them kind of aliens that got the nest with all the little pods. The face huggers crawl out of them.

SPEAKER_00 57:40

No, man. I don't like that. I don't like that. Because I never known an alien to make a nest. I never known anything to make a nest on water. You know what I mean? Like I was- I wanted to say uh the Loch Ness monster.

SPEAKER_02 57:51

But what I'm saying is it could be maybe it was on land and now it's not. I don't fucking know what that means.

SPEAKER_00 58:00

Let's chalk it up to Jesus Christ. Let's say Jesus is coming.

SPEAKER_02 58:04

That's that's a good fucking, that's a good goddamn thing.

SPEAKER_00 58:07

W W J D. What would Joe do?

SPEAKER_01 58:18

Alright, man. Good brother. Shit.

SPEAKER_02 58:26

Alright, man. Um, let's see. This will come out. Um today is St. Patty's Day. So this will come out in a couple weeks. What are we doing? What do we got coming up here?

SPEAKER_00 58:38

We got Brian Brooks on March 21st.

SPEAKER_02 58:42

Yeah, this will come up after that.

SPEAKER_00 58:43

Freely?

SPEAKER_02 58:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 58:44

Byron. What do I say? I think you said Brian.

SPEAKER_02 58:49

Brian.

SPEAKER_00 58:50

I always do that.

SPEAKER_02 58:51

That's alright. Um, we got the 25th. April 25th is the next big swing show.

SPEAKER_00 59:00

April 25th, the next big swing show. Yep. Then we got my show the 27th, March 27th. March 27th. That might uh this might be out before then. Damn, son. Well, I think then we just got the big swing show you said.

SPEAKER_02 59:15

Oh, I'm doing uh Kava Friday. I know this will won't I, you know, this will be out.

SPEAKER_00 59:21

That'll be fun.

SPEAKER_02 59:22

It will be fun, man. Yeah, that's what's up. That's what we try to drink some kava.

SPEAKER_00 59:27

I can't get a little lucid.

SPEAKER_02 59:29

Yeah. I want my lips to be numb. That's the first time I ever fuck with that was because of RJ.

SPEAKER_00 59:35

I want my lips to be numb and my nose to be fine. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 59:38

Your nose?

SPEAKER_00 59:39

Yeah, I want my nose to be able to smell things, you know. Just numb lips. Yeah? Yeah, no nose candy. Just, you know, numb lips for nothing. You know, no buzz, numb lips. It's like chewing tobacco and cuts on my lips. It's very enjoyable.

SPEAKER_02 59:56

Yo, fucking uh, I heard from my brother today, man.

SPEAKER_00 59:58

How's that?

SPEAKER_02 59:59

He got um they got this thing. It's an app that works very poorly, but where I can email him back and forth. He got a pad inside prison.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:09

And he'll get it.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:10

He gets it pretty quick. Like they read them. But like we can almost go back and forth real time with text. If it's a picture, it takes longer. So, but we finally got it set up today. It's a pain in the ass, man. So I got a two-day free trial, so I'll talk to him for two days and then see what happens.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:30

You usually burn a card, put your cash card in there.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:34

Yo, it's better than it used to be, man. Used to the old system was fucking brutal, man. Damn, yeah. They would steal your money at halftime you couldn't hear, and then they would cut you off, and then they round up. It was so fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:47

Do you remember uh has it always been the same where back in the day women were like uh oh like you're like hanging out, you know, you're you're you and your lady, you know, with uh, you know, a lady by herself, maybe a group of friends, but uh a lady by herself, and she's like, guys, I'm sorry I gotta take this, and it's like a jail call. Yeah. Like always been that. That's just goddamn, dude. What are they gonna learn?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:12

Yeah. I've had a lot of that around me in my life.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:16

I'm gonna I'm gonna start a woman's fucking mental self-defense class. Yeah, teach women how to be stronger.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:23

This is a good way for you to pander and get pussy right now. I see what you're doing.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:27

Oh, is it really? Let me try a little different.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:30

I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:33

Uh you got anything else, man? Uh no, man. All right, brother. I love you, man. Late you, dog. All right. We'll see you guys next time. Thanks for listening.