OGYN #29 Sean Savoy on Big Swings/Wrap up with Michelle Lynn Puller-Spain III

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     In this episode we discuss all things comedy with International comedian and funny man, Sean Savoy. We sat down before recording a Big Swings episode and Sean told us all about his comedy career touring all over the world. You can follow Sean @savoysworld on instagram. Fun and informative conversation, especially for up and coming comics. 

     Michelle Lynn Puller Spain III joined the guys for the wrap up show a couple days after Big Swings. She sat with the guys as they wrapped the show and went through all the usual themes. Izzy dating, TV and Movies as well ass the Headlines of the week. Enjoy!!

     Joe and Izzy chop it up and tackle all the tough issues with comedy. Live Show tix joespaincomedy.com 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:20

Another free show, free show OGYM podcast. I'm your man Joe Spain here with my friend Israel. What's going on, man? How you doing, brother? I'm good. How are you? Good, man. I'm ready to get the show on the road, man. Another big swing's coming up. Zach's walking out, getting ready to go do his guest set. Guest spot. Good luck. Good luck. See you later. I was hoping to have him in the in the crowd tonight, man. Today on the OG Wine Podcast number 29, we got my good friend from up, I guess that's northwest, whatever. Sean Savoy.

SPEAKER_08 1:09

Hello, gentlemen.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

How you doing, brother? Everybody rocking and rolling? Yeah, man. We just talking about it. When you turned vegan in 2017. Yep.

SPEAKER_07 1:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:21

And I met you in 2017. I thought I remembered you eating chicken. But maybe I didn't. First time I ever came to Nottingham's.

SPEAKER_08 1:30

It all depends on when. In 2017. 2017. Do you know? Nope.

unknown 1:37

You don't know?

SPEAKER_08 1:39

I don't know. I just know the let's know the year. And that's all I'm seeing. It's a bad accusation.

SPEAKER_02 1:43

That's all the bad as When did you start doing Nottingham's?

SPEAKER_08 1:48

Uh that's been like on off and on, probably since like 2010.

unknown 1:55

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 1:56

I remember when I first went there, it was you and who else was who was doing the mic? That dude, the white dude Tom, I think, was there.

SPEAKER_08 2:05

Uh Phil. Maybe Phil. No, that was during the pandemic. You were there before the pandemic. Phil was the guy who moved to Miami. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not sure. It might have been just me doing that.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

It wasn't. What's the what the tall white guy that's uh kind of spastic? Got a beard. He's always there, man. He ain't been there lately. Tom Dykes? Yeah, I think Tom. Yeah. That dude's funny, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who I'm talking about? No. No? Is that the new way to wear headphones?

SPEAKER_03 2:38

No. You know what I mean? The wire was bugging me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:43

I got you. It's cool. It's fashion. Yeah. Uh-oh. I got a food order coming in. So tonight we're getting ready to do big swings, man. How you feeling? I'm good, man. I'm ready for it. I think it'll be fun. What's big swings? So it's the show that we're getting ready to do. Oh. Yeah. So we're going to get blue in the face.

SPEAKER_06 3:01

Big swings, all right. I knew that. I was just making sure you guys are paying attention.

SPEAKER_02 3:05

Yeah, man. Making sure we're all crystal clear together. We encourage all the all the comics. That's the only way people have fun. As long as we're in sync. Great promotion. Yeah, man. We encourage all the younger comics, and all comics, to take chances, man. To take, you know, anything goes. We don't even say the n-word. We don't judge. Only if it's funny. It's gotta be funny. Yeah. It's gotta be real funny.

SPEAKER_08 3:30

Exactly. Like the Greek god Nigonitis.

SPEAKER_10 3:33

Exactly. It's Nigator.

SPEAKER_03 3:38

I like things of that nature.

SPEAKER_02 3:39

Oh, you know, when I first started watching Sean do uh stand up, I was like, man, something's wrong with this guy. Because he would never, like the first five times I started to do stand-up, he didn't do no jokes. He went up there and he was kind of he would do this little dance and then he would say thank you and he would get off stage.

SPEAKER_10 4:03

Yeah. That's what it was.

SPEAKER_08 4:05

Yeah, keep it moving. Yeah. Keep it moving. I know that it's one fly. You just like wants to hang around here.

SPEAKER_03 4:13

Yeah, I know, dude.

SPEAKER_08 4:14

Yeah. Like something that great.

SPEAKER_02 4:15

You need to put a lime in that beer. You know, that's why they do that in Mexico. What to keep the flies away? Keep the flies out of the neck of your beard.

SPEAKER_03 4:21

Oh, shit. Yeah, man. I ain't even never the more you know.

SPEAKER_02 4:25

The more you know. Damn. So, how long you've been doing comedy, Sean? Probably about like 24 years now.

SPEAKER_08 4:33

24 years. How old are you? Uh I'm old enough to do better, young enough to do it again. I'm actually a time traveler, if I'm being honest. I've lived in many different times.

SPEAKER_03 4:47

You look good to be doing comedy for 24 years, you know.

SPEAKER_08 4:50

Thank you, you know. Yeah, yeah. Where'd you start at? Uh well, I started uh comedy at the uh when they used to have the Green Belt Connection, Comedy Connection joint.

SPEAKER_02 5:04

And Green Belt outside of DC, Green Belt.

SPEAKER_08 5:06

Yeah, yeah. Green Belt Comedy Connection. And then uh Yeah, and then uh, you know, I toured with Pablo, Francisco. That was my next question. For uh like probably like 10, 15 years. Ten years? Yeah, I went to uh probably over eleven countries, over sixty-five European cities with Pablo.

SPEAKER_02 5:29

Wow.

SPEAKER_08 5:30

Yeah, I went to like twenty-five cities in Sweden, twenty in Norway, five Denmark, five Finland, two Iceland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, uh, England, um, and before Pablo, I did a uh oh, I went to uh Holland with Pablo too, but I did a two-month tour in my uh earlier days and I went to like 15 cities in Holland. With who'd you do that with? It was uh it was like this Lucky Strike comedy tour.

SPEAKER_02 6:06

Wow, so like a Jägermeister type feel, but for comedy.

SPEAKER_08 6:10

Yep, and they had uh um one of my uh best buddies in comedy at the time, T-Rex. Uh they had the comics, it was it's probably like one of the dopest times because like they had a uh in uh Holland in Amsterdam, they have like a little like centrum area where the Hard Rock Cafe is, and they have this like gigantic chess set that's outside there, and that's where the comedy club was. So they had the uh comics, we stayed on top of the comedy club, so it was like dope as shit. Damn. And then like every city in like Holland at the most is like four hours away. So during the week we go out to a different city in Holland and then come back to Amsterdam, and then during the weekend we'd perform at the club in Holland, yeah, in Amsterdam. Damn.

SPEAKER_03 6:57

That's a resume right there.

SPEAKER_08 6:58

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the yeah, and uh I also been to uh uh I did a little uh ar performing for the army shit. I went to uh Japan and performed at uh four cities in Japan, performed in Guam. Is that USO? Uh yeah, it was like a little army, this little army thing, whatever. Went to uh Okinawa in Japan, where Mr. Miyagi's from. No shit. You learn how to fight with swords. Yeah, but uh but there, like you couldn't have like you could you couldn't have shit. But yeah, but there you like it wasn't as much fun because you always had to like stay on the base, and then like if we went out, we have to like be back by curfew. Why? But die. Or they because they locked up the base and you just be like trapped off the base. But well they like us though, right? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. And one night I did uh yeah, one night I did have a Japanese nice excursion. All right, that's what I want to hear about. Yeah, yeah. What color was your hair at the time? Uh no, the hair color started during the pandemic.

SPEAKER_03 8:10

I was about to say, you definitely get somewhere there dyeing your hair a different color.

SPEAKER_08 8:14

Yeah, I had uh dreads then.

SPEAKER_03 8:16

Oh so you were murdering just like that. Fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

Is that what when you started doing the um And that was a spectacle? Yeah, we don't do we don't do material, obviously. In the car, him and I, that's the rule. Like when we're going somewhere, yeah, if we're taking some out, you don't wedge material in our conversation.

SPEAKER_10 8:33

Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_02 8:33

Just have a regular fucking conversation. Right, right, right. You don't wedge material in our in our podcast either. But that being said, when you started coloring your hair, the oh the uh Odell Beckham joke, that was new when it came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what's up. So I saw that from the beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what's up. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 8:51

That's funny, man. And uh, yeah, so and then I performed at just about every like improv and funny bone, like probably like five, six times each. Fuck, dude. You know, like in the States. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:06

How many how many funny bones are there?

SPEAKER_08 9:09

Um there's tons because the funny bone and improv are kind of like under the same umbrella. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:16

Right. I just got hit up by uh the laugh factory to do uh a thing in LA, but I don't know if it's gonna make sense, but I want to do it. You know what I mean? I want to do it.

SPEAKER_08 9:26

Yeah, you might as well.

SPEAKER_02 9:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 9:29

Um you can play in other stuff around it too.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

How do you like get into like doing stuff like that? Like, cause I mean, like you've been doing it for a long time. So I mean obviously you can go wherever, like you can go certain places and get on. You say you did the Laugh Egg or the funny boon like uh what four or five times now. So how do you get into like stuff like that? Obviously being around helps.

SPEAKER_08 9:49

Yeah, well, well, most of them I got in from uh doing with Pablo and how I got in uh with Pablo first was uh um I was really good friends with one of the uh uh the manager people the DCM brought by the time and they let me host all the time. And uh he'd let me pick some shows sometimes and you know, like, oh I want to host for this guy, whatever I So like uh he put me on with Pablo and like we clicked and then uh like I thought he was like the funniest guy I've ever seen like in my life and shit, whatever. So then like every time Pablo came in town, he'd put me on that show with him. And then like uh Pablo would have like little skits and stuff that we'd do and stuff. Off stage. No, no, like the uh I'd come on like at the end of his set and like do like a little Oh yeah, that's what's up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 10:39

Like uh and like one of the ones we did was uh he's like he's like he's like how many of you have always wanted to say the N-word, but you couldn't. Now with my news servers, you can have your own uh buddy, whatever.

SPEAKER_06 10:51

So he's like, What's up, my nigga?

SPEAKER_08 10:53

You know, and then like he'll say it for you. Right, you know, yeah, and uh That's fine. Yeah, like little dumb shit like that, and like uh like a little movie trailer, you know, he does a movie trailer voice, so we do like little movie trailer scenes, whatever, you know. That's cool. Yeah, like this shit here, Sean's avoid is all action, and I'll be like he'd be making the noise like doo doo doo doo doo, you know, little detective music, you know, whatever. You still talk to him? Oh yeah, yeah. I'm actually gonna be with him at McGooby's next weekend. Oh nice, nice yeah that's what's up.

SPEAKER_02 11:29

Next weekend? I don't think I'm booked next weekend anywhere either.

SPEAKER_08 11:33

I think I got something.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

Oh yeah, I am Friday night. I'm here. What night is it?

SPEAKER_08 11:37

I think it's Friday and Saturday.

SPEAKER_02 11:39

Alright, maybe I'll come Saturday. Yeah, yeah. That's what's up.

SPEAKER_08 11:42

Yeah, it might be Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I'm not sure, but oh yeah, man. So I like, you know, I've been uh and a lot of the dope parts about the European stuff too was uh Oh yeah, but oh back to your question about how you get in and that kind of stuff, whatever. Like uh basically like you like if you run into like a a headliner or someone that is touring right now that you're like clicking with, like you do a show with them, whatever, right? You could just like, you know. Because a lot of times, like like what Powell and a lot of people say is like a lot of people just like don't ask. So like you know, they'd be like, hey, you know, I see you're performing at the uh funny bone in Virginia Beach next week and like do you have an uh do you have a host or an opener yet? And they'll be like, nah. Can I do it? Yeah, you can do it. You can do it. You know, yeah, you find your own way out there. Yeah, because a lot of them like won't have it, and you could just like ask them and they might just be like, yeah, I don't care, you know. And especially if they already like worked with you and like saw that, you know.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

So like you gotta like, you know, I've had people tells I've had people tell me you shouldn't have to ask.

SPEAKER_08 12:53

Oh, in this day and age you definitely have to ask. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, because someone else will ask, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 12:57

Well I'm saying I've heard other people saying if you're asking, it's you're not ready.

SPEAKER_03 13:01

Yeah, because no one's no one's uh I would think those guys probably weren't doing them as much, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_08 13:07

Because they're I mean, I see a lot of people that are no one's thinking about like, hey, you know what?

SPEAKER_09 13:11

Uh I remember Joe Spain, you know, he'd be perfect for this.

SPEAKER_08 13:14

You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, like but if you're like, hey, can I do this?

SPEAKER_07 13:17

Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, you can do it, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 13:19

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's also better to do it in person too. Right. You know, if if you can. So like also like if you were doing like a weekend with like a major headliner, if you waited until like they left and then try to hit up up on Instagram, it'd probably be like a failure. But like while you're there and you're like, hey, can I blah blah blah, and then you know.

SPEAKER_02 13:40

Yeah. I did a um I did a show with Tina Fremmel in Dallas, Texas. And we drank too much. And nothing ever came.

SPEAKER_03 13:54

I met like Sam Talent in the bathroom once, like, and that was like I just couldn't imagine like going up to somebody like Did he have a big date? Well, that that was exactly. I was stunned. So I couldn't really ask. I was like, oh I was like, he was like, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 14:08

I had a little uh tea party with Sam Talent. Holy shit. I mean uh at uh so during like around from to like 2015 to uh uh uh well this is like so like uh when I was uh performing with Pablo and everything, right? Uh huh, like uh it also makes you very uh not like cocky, but you think like especially if you're like you know you're ripping up all the shows, whatever you're chilling in the uh dope hotels, you know, blah blah blah, you know, people like buying all your merch and everything, whatever, right? Like, so I was like automatically thinking, like, hey, you know, Pablo has this County Central special, you know, uh, they're definitely giving me mine after that, you know, saying like blah blah blah blah. And uh like it wasn't until like our tour manager at the time who I became like really good friends with. We had like three I did four two-month European tours with Pablo. And uh I became friends with a tour manager guy, and uh Pablo was like the first guy that he brought over to Europe like that. Now he's bringing like Kevin Hart, Louis C. K. Like all the you know, saying he's bringing like but uh he would go to the Montreal Comedy Festival to look for comics and stuff, whatever, right? And uh he always like loved my shit, so he's always like he's like telling everybody yo, you know about Sean. I'm like, oh yeah, we know about Sean, but we don't think about him because he's with Pablo. So he's like the only way that you're gonna be able to truly branch out is if you like break away.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

So your best thing, your foot in the door was holding you back.

SPEAKER_08 15:43

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. And then like also at the time, like um like you know, like comedy's like 90% business, 10% or whatever, right? Like I wasn't like getting all the fans like I should have, like, you know, like hanging out my card, get an email list, you know, like so like you know, if I did, so like I had to like reinvent and like humble myself back down again, and then like because like before I was like barely doing any like open mics or like going to the clubs like that, like like we'd be doing shit like Wednesday through Sunday, like every week.

SPEAKER_02 16:18

Right, right. So you weren't doing a lot of mics previous to that? I mean, how'd you get your children?

SPEAKER_08 16:23

Oh no, oh yeah, but yeah, before that I was, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's all like all yeah. So around Green Belt. Yeah, DVL, yeah, DMV, yeah, yeah, yeah. The whole area. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So Baltimore stuff, and you know.

SPEAKER_02 16:35

That's what's up.

SPEAKER_08 16:35

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:36

So like Ivan Ivan really speaks highly of you, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've known Ivan for a minute. Yeah, Ivan's always good. Yeah, that's what we said. Are you doing anything this year with him in the festival?

SPEAKER_08 16:45

Um, yeah, I always do a little something. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:48

Are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know what. Well, we're actually working on something real big. Dream big? No.

SPEAKER_05 16:56

Dream big.

SPEAKER_02 16:58

I need a beer. You guys keep going. I'll be right back. Yeah. Yo, man.

SPEAKER_03 17:02

Oh shit, showstopper.

SPEAKER_08 17:05

Yeah. Showstopper.

SPEAKER_03 17:07

Man, that's like uh that's crazy as shit, though, man. Like uh, cause I know um, like a l I know uh a couple of comics like not really like uh but you hear about them like you know doing stuff that maybe isn't so big, like uh, you know, like uh you're traveling and touring with Pablo, but I know comics that maybe haven't been doing stuff that was as big and like you know, definitely eased up. Right, right, for sure, for sure. Right. But uh that's crazy, man. Like I respect the fuck out of that, like you uh were aware of it, you know, and you got back to it. Cause uh I haven't seen you lie, I've seen you perform, I think, at Nottingham's.

SPEAKER_08 17:42

Oh yeah, yeah, that's like someone like yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:44

I think I've seen that like once right before you stopped doing it, right? But then I remember uh seeing like your stuff online. You're funny as shit, you know what I'm saying? Always, yeah. I mean, I always uh caught you. And like it's funny, you know, Joe said he would see you get on stage and you would just do that. Uh like you get up there and like boop, boop, boop. Like you just like having fun. Like uh I'd imagine you'd like you'd do something like that late in the open mic, like 12 comics just went up, you know. The audience is tired, they've probably seen a bunch of shit, and you're like, well, fuck it. You know, they don't want to ever hear jokes now.

SPEAKER_08 18:14

Yeah, yeah. I like being a vibe slinger, right?

SPEAKER_03 18:17

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 18:19

You killed here, man. I that was a fun oh yeah, yeah. That was a great one. We did dream big.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

I don't remember who did it with us. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_08 18:26

Uh Daphne was on there. Oh, yeah, Daphne was on there. Rachel Weinberg at the time.

SPEAKER_02 18:30

Yeah. Is she still doing comedy? I don't think so. What's up, man?

SPEAKER_08 18:33

How you doing, show?

SPEAKER_02 18:34

Good seeing you, baby. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 18:37

And uh, and uh what you call it? Uh uh Dude in the Corner was there. Oh yeah, Clarence. Yeah, Clarence was there. He came down one time. Yeah. He was there that night at the I had. Oh, here.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

Yeah, the night I headless. Oh, oh, you know what? I think it was that girl from DC, too.

SPEAKER_08 18:54

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty girl. Yeah, yeah. Uh Eevee. Is that her name? Evie? Yeah. Or Eve. Um Man, this is horrible. The one with good hair? I like her.

SPEAKER_06 19:07

The one with the good Oh yeah, oh yeah. Uh yeah, before she moved to California. She's gone?

SPEAKER_07 19:13

Yeah, she moved to California. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:15

Good for her. Yeah, yeah. For performing? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 19:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:21

Good for her, man.

SPEAKER_03 19:22

God bless her. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen uh the jewelry, man. Are you into that? Like the stones and crystals and whatnot.

SPEAKER_05 19:30

Oh, yeah. Um, I had a lot of uh hippie girls. See, that's what I was thinking. I heard that should read my tarot. Introduce me to the world.

SPEAKER_08 19:40

And I've also done a lot of uh little like wellness festivals and stuff. I've been to Burning Man. Have y'all been? No, I've never been heard about it.

SPEAKER_03 19:47

I thought people die there.

SPEAKER_08 19:49

Oh, Burning Man was too uh my friend uh Trish Mart, that's a comic. I love Trish. Yeah, she told me that uh that this uh one couple was uh trying to create their own uh comedy club at Burning Man, and they were taking uh uh this girl Zoe and this girl Dempsey. They were uh and they uh I sent like a little video, went through a little interview thing with them to see if I would make a fit for the cam. And I made it there, and basically they paid for like everything. Now do they uh pay for everything too, like a lot of people like when you're going to Burning Man first, you have to like drive in. I flew in on a private jet and landed like right at Burning Man and shit. It was dope and shit. So basically, like fuck. Yeah, so like basically like uh yeah, I'll show you all some pictures. How long how long ago? 2023. Oh, so shit. Not that long ago. Yeah, it was not that long ago at all. Yeah, so like Was it hot? Oh, it was it was hot, but it wasn't like the treacherous they say, but I was there the year that with the rain and the little flood thing, whatever, right? Uh-huh. And it wasn't as bad as you know, like the news, like, but it was definitely like like setbackish a little bit. Yeah, like yeah, like that mud out there is like different. Like I kind of understand like how quicksand can the mud, like when you're walking, like it doesn't come off your shoes. Like it just like you basically just get taller, taller like a giant cement block, just like you know, because so you have to wear like plastic bags on your on your shoes and like walk around and and also like at Burning Man 2, like everything has to be completely cleaned when you leave. Like it has to be like not one wrapper, not one, or they don't invite you back. So like it was hard like digging through that mud to grab things to don't they burn a lot of it? Don't they have a big burn at the end? Oh, they have a big burn at the end, but um they're not really burning garbage, they're just burning like true wood, yeah, like like true structures and stuff. Yeah. But basically it's like a It's not like a festival, it's like a literally like an entire city is built like on the desert. And they gave us like bikes too. They and like you you ride your bikes around. Basically, when you get there, like everything is free. No money, right? Yeah, everything is free and everything is fun. So like um, if you see some people making food, you can go get food there. You carry around little canister, people have little bars, just go and fill up and get wow, like yeah, so it's how long does it last?

SPEAKER_02 22:29

Ten days. Do people come and go or are people there to the drip?

SPEAKER_08 22:32

Yeah, some people like come and go. Yeah, but basically, like you feel like kind of like everyone's equal there because like there's no uh money involved really. So, like, you know, you can't tell if anyone's like balling out or not, or you know, so it's just like everybody's cool. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:48

You ever been to any like uh the ICP festivals or anything like that? Any of the other festivals?

SPEAKER_08 22:53

Um like what kind of festival?

SPEAKER_03 22:54

The uh Insane Clown Posse.

SPEAKER_08 22:56

Oh no, no, yeah. I will go though. You yeah, yeah, yeah. I like I like doing all crazy and weird.

SPEAKER_03 23:04

I didn't get to go, but I remember y'all did. I was in the Fool's Festival uh thing, man. Oh yeah. Yeah, I was in a group chat for that, man. It got a little rough. I was just Charlie Kirk. I don't know if they laughed. I got booted and then I got rejoined and I just left. I was like, well, I don't know. Yeah, we're gonna do another Fool's Fest. Yeah, I didn't get to go to the uh the festivals that y'all had, but I always heard they were a ball, man. I always heard they were fucking like everyone's outside.

SPEAKER_08 23:29

Fool's fest is definitely coming back.

SPEAKER_02 23:31

It's like it's like a bunch of fun and some comedy. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Are you doing it?

SPEAKER_08 23:40

Are you guys gonna do it in uh outside or that same Genevieve Genevieve's place that uh the house you went to?

SPEAKER_02 23:46

Because wasn't uh uh the skate shop thing kind of like a fools fest, too.

SPEAKER_08 23:49

Yeah, that was like a little Friendsgiving. Yeah, like a little to keep the vibe going until we get back to the field, you know. I like that one, man. The skate shop is cool. Yeah, we're doing another one, I think Cinco de Mayo at the skate shop, too. What? It's gonna be like a gong show style Fool's Fest thing that's gonna lead into Let me know about that.

SPEAKER_02 24:06

Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, you can hop on that for sure. I would love that. Um, so that's where I met Trish actually, was at the first Fool's Fest, the one I helped out with. Yeah. Yeah, she was over at my tent eating hot dogs.

SPEAKER_03 24:22

Yeah, y'all were slamming dogs at the slamming dogs.

unknown 24:25

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 24:26

Yeah, but basically, you know, I do like to assist and help, so you know, if I could help you guys out in any way, you're seeing like I could do that. You'll see it. Try to keep it, you'll see it. See, like uh part of the see like I had to like, yeah, I'd like humble myself to come back to do everything, but like it makes it all uh easier doing stuff, like already have an experience, like the elite, like like like dope shit. Like for example, like in uh uh Does it make her harder to do this? What to do this right now?

SPEAKER_02 25:02

No, to like to do smaller scale shows, being you have done the bigger shows.

SPEAKER_08 25:09

Oh no, not at all. Really. Because you know what the angle is. Yeah, I know I know what the angle is, and I have to like I know how to be like if I'm ready, ready. And like I'm basically just like, you know, creating my new evolution of myself.

SPEAKER_03 25:26

Like I'd imagine it'd be so much better, like when you know, like you know, you know what like you were there in the right. It wasn't like they said you weren't funny or something. They said uh you just have to do it on your own.

SPEAKER_08 25:37

Yeah, yeah. Like for like I'm saying, like, for the whole European tour, there was no less than a thousand people at every show. Right. You know what I'm saying? And like uh, and I was also there with one of my best friends, this dude, Ashley Feasemang. And he's uh he lives in Australia now, but it was like me, him, and Pablo. And Pablo usually doesn't like to go out at night, whatever, so it was always just like me and Ashley. So we'd go out there and and uh we always go learn about the town, learn about where the drug area is. So then, like when we got on stage, it was like, Yeah, I was looking for weed on blah blah blah street, and everybody's like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 26:11

You know, yeah, you know, you get the little local Woolcott was good about that, man.

SPEAKER_08 26:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:16

When he came here, oh when he came here, yeah. Yeah, he he like tied in the Salisbury Mall and you know, like a couple little local things, and they fucking loved it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's perfect.

SPEAKER_08 26:27

Yeah, you always gotta, you know, do a little tie-in. But uh our tour manager said, like uh, he brought Kevin Hart there too. Like, this is before Kevin Hart was truly like blowing up, blowing up, but he brought Kevin Hart there. And he's oh yeah. Oh and he was like, he has an exact script and he doesn't change one word. He didn't change one word for the entire like no, like, hey, what's up? Um talking about the town or anything. He did the exact same thing, like every show. What do you think about that? Uh I thought it was uh interesting. I mean, I guess it led him to where he is now. You know what I'm saying? I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 27:08

Now that I look back, I guess it's I guess it worked. Yeah, I guess it yeah, I guess it means something have a work ethic. I you know, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 27:16

That shit is tight though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like to me, that would be just be too boring for me too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:21

Yeah, I was about to say, like, if that's what you got into comedy to do, you know.

SPEAKER_08 27:25

Yeah, like not even like some not even like, you know. Yeah, just like straight, strict, straight script. Yeah, but uh, I used to guess everybody, you know, everybody has their own style and everybody, you know, everybody does their things the way they want to do it.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

So some people like that. They like it like being uh I'm talking about crowd. They want it to be like a song, like I want to hear that joke about the hits.

SPEAKER_03 27:46

They went the hits.

SPEAKER_08 27:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, lots of yeah. I mean, uh with Pablo, they're always yelling at his hits. Like, see, um the dope thing about touring there with Pablo was like most people go to Sweden and just do all the big cities, you know, like Stockholm, Gothenburg, you know, blah blah blah. But like Pablo was loved so much, that's why we were able to do like 25 cities in Sweden, which is like ridiculous. Yeah, we drove, yeah, we we had like a little mini little mini tour bus thing that we were driving. And we drove like all the way like to the top of Sweden to like those people are more grateful too, right? Oh yeah, yeah. Like actually, like talking about Sweden again, like um there always had like a s a Swedish comic that would open up the show and then he'd be like, all right, coming from America, give it a photo show and the crowd, like before I even said anything, would always be like So I'd come out there and you know be doing my little dance to their clapping. Boink, bink, bink, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

SPEAKER_10 28:48

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:49

That's what's up. Yeah, yeah. So of those countries, what do you think the the best country was for American comedy?

SPEAKER_08 28:56

It's so hard to say, because like they all uh Was it Americans? No, they all no, it's all of them like they all know English from YouTube and watching our shows, so like they're just scared to speak it. Sometimes they think they sound stupid, but they understand everything perfectly and they understand all our like cadences and and for the most part, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 29:14

Yeah, so like the I know because I speak Spanish, so a lot of the little the jabs are different. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. They understand all of our little nuances and oh yeah, yeah, because they watch all our shows.

SPEAKER_08 29:29

Right. Yeah, yeah, they watch all our TV shows, so they know like what we're getting at or what we're you know, and also like me, like and actually, like we would try some of our jokes on some of the people like at the bars and shit the like the night before to see like how much they knew, and be like, oh shit, they know how they know all of it. Yeah, so that's what's up.

SPEAKER_02 29:44

How about Japan?

SPEAKER_08 29:46

Same? It was all army people there, no Japanese, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 29:50

Yeah, no, no Japanese, my friend. Oh, we do not get it.

SPEAKER_08 29:56

I'll try another one. Leave.

SPEAKER_09 30:04

Do not bow at heart. I will not make honor sword for nigga. Easy tiger. Easy tiger. I'm just trying to tell you some jokes. No honor in nigga.

SPEAKER_08 30:19

This guy.

SPEAKER_02 30:20

Alright. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 30:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

So when you were doing the army thing, did they tell you you could and couldn't say certain shit?

SPEAKER_08 30:28

Oh no, you could do whatever there. Yeah, they want, yeah, they they needed it all over there. Yeah, army's brute. Yeah, Guam was crazy though, because uh, you know, Guam is like, you know, like a like a US territorial. Yeah, so basically it was like a so basically they had like all of our old stores, you know, the shit that closed down here would be like open up there. Like Kmart. Yeah, yeah, like yeah, yeah, they're so like behind with everything and shit. Foo boo. They had a foo boot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, damn. Yeah, they had all that shit. And they had tab. Yep. They had uh tongue and women. Ooh, what they tongue and woman. Yeah, what is that like?

SPEAKER_02 31:05

Uh like tongue in your ass? Uh no, they're from Tonga. I don't know where that is.

SPEAKER_03 31:12

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_08 31:13

Are they brown? Yeah, they're brown. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:16

What about the nips? Nip's brown?

SPEAKER_08 31:18

Uh yes. Um very beautiful people. We'll leave it there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:26

What about the toes? What the toes look like?

SPEAKER_08 31:28

Uh no further questions.

SPEAKER_02 31:30

Talons. No, I told my son this morning I was fucking with my son. You know, he's 17. He'll be here in a little while. He's 17, so everything's wrong. Damn, dad, you shouldn't say that. Today I was like, hey man, how long is it before you think we get some Iranian refugees moving over here cheat? You know what I mean? Iranian women are hot, yo.

SPEAKER_08 31:50

This is uh I like them dark nipples. This is a little tale, and uh, it's gonna sound ridiculous. I don't know if it's gonna sound male chauvinist or whatever, right? All right, so like uh this is our uh we did a tour in Norway. Then next we were doing the tour in uh in Sweden, right? And like I was all like cocky, and like our uh our tour manager loved it because like you know, I was like a spectacle there, so I was all the ladies were always being, you know, you know, cooking coming coming out. I had dreads. I was just like you know, there's barely any black people around, you know what I'm saying? Whatever, right? So like uh on the next tour, I was like being cocky, and I was just like, I'm not hooking up with any girl unless she's blonde hair, blue-eyed, like the true Swedish look thing that ever, whatever, right? So like we're going city to city, you know, I'm like, you know, turning on people, you know, blah blah blah, right? And uh we're in Stockholm and uh uh they have this like little special dinner for us. We're staying at the Burns Hotel, it's like one of the tightest hotels, and we were performing at the China Theater in Stockholm, which is dope as shit too. And it was like right across, it was basically just like from like that wall to that wall. Like we just had to walk across from the hotel to there to be at the place.

SPEAKER_00 33:10

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_08 33:11

And uh we're having this little dinner before, and uh they had this uh uh uh little thing, whatever, and they had this one girl they said was like liking me, whatever I but I was like, nah, you know, but I'm never like mean, so I'm just like, you know, I'll hang out, you know, blah blah blah, right? Oh fuck. But then they were like, there's this uh there was this other girl, whatever yo, and like, yo, Sean, that girl's looking at you over right. And she was like the blonde hair, whatever. And like, but I felt bad, so I didn't want to like shoot the other one, yeah. I don't know how she did it, but somehow that girl, like, look, we were getting in the car, she gave me her number somehow, whatever, right? I don't know how whatever.

SPEAKER_07 33:51

I hit her up and she's like, uh I was like, Yeah, we we got a show tomorrow at the China Theater if you want to come uh to the show. She's like, Well, I have to uh babysit my brother, um, but maybe I can come uh afterwards. And I was like, Yeah, we'll be uh selling merch out after the show. You just come out, you know, after the show and come hang out with her. And she's like, Alright, uh, I'll see you there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 34:10

So then after the show, whatever, I'm at a merch table, selling merch, right? She comes over to the table, and everyone's like, Yo, Sean, who in the hell is that? And I was like, Oh, you know, you know, you're boy, your boy. Right, right. We uh so after the show, we went back to the hotel. We were gonna go this after party, went back to the hotel. It was like me and my boy Ashley, he had his girl, I had my girl. We're dancing in the hotel, like chilling, drinking, whatever, right?

SPEAKER_09 34:35

And we're like, yo, this is what it's all about, yo. We're performing at dope places, dope girls right now.

SPEAKER_08 34:40

We're chilling, having like, yo, this is this is what's all about, whatever. There's this guy that like loved us, and he had this Hummer Limo company. So he he followed us for like four cities in Sweden just so he could just drive us around that little home. Damn, that's cool. So like we took this Hummer limo over to this after party where we're we're in the humble, we're dancing, drinking, like chilling, whatever. We get to the uh this little uh this little club, and a lot of people at the club were at the show, whatever, right? Uh-huh. And they had this like little area like Rodolph for us, right? And like uh all these other girls are trying to come over there, and my tour manager's like, no, Sean, I'm not letting you mess this up.

SPEAKER_09 35:18

You stay with her, you stay with her. I'm not letting you mess this up. I was like, all right, all right, all right.

SPEAKER_08 35:23

So then uh we get back to the uh hotel, whatever, right? And um got my little music on, dope room, whatever, right? And uh she's like, there's something I have to tell you. And I was like, I was like, I don't care, you can tell me anything, I don't give her. She's like, I am boy.

SPEAKER_06 35:40

I was like, I'm getting you a taxi out of takes off the wig to show me.

SPEAKER_02 35:47

Oh man. At least she didn't pull her dick out. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 35:50

I'm gonna be gonna get her running. I need proof. Takes off the wig, whatever, and uh and like I was like, let me pay for this cab because I'm not trying to have any kind of uh or anything. Like, thank you for your hang. Uh no, no pun intended.

SPEAKER_02 36:09

Yeah, thank you for your hang.

SPEAKER_08 36:11

And yeah. So basically I had like a 19-year-old boy in my man, and you let all that other ones go. So afterwards, I went back and uh like I didn't have to tell anybody like what happened, but I went like, you know, told everybody, you know, like they could have thought I just like oh, you know. Right. Yeah, and Pablo's like, you know what I mean? Pablo did like one of his classic jokes.

SPEAKER_00 36:35

He's like, he puts on his makeup, puts his dick between his legs.

SPEAKER_08 36:40

You know, yeah, and our tormentor dude, like he like that's like his story that he tells like everybody.

SPEAKER_06 36:48

Like he tells like he's exaggerated and made it all. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 36:51

Yeah, you know, like you know, his story, uh I'm doing God knows what, whatever, right? Dude had a beard. Yeah, but he but that's his like who his little story that he tells you know different, you know, right people to, you know. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:04

All right, yeah. Thanks for coming down, man. We're gonna have a good show. Let's get this on the road. Hell yeah, yeah. All right. Thank you guys. We're gonna do a little wrap-up after this, probably, right? Man, yeah. All right, thank you, Sean. No doubt. Let's have a good show, brother. Yeah, yeah. How can people find you, man, before you leave?

SPEAKER_08 37:21

At Savoy's World S A V is in Victor, O Y S World, Savoy's World.

SPEAKER_02 37:29

There you go. Sean Savoy. Check him out. Big swings. It's going to be up on Focus All Comedy on Instagram. Uh big show Stopper Media is setting up the cameras right now. And we're going to get this thing started here very directly. Um, what do you got anything to say?

SPEAKER_03 37:46

Uh if you're in the area, I'll be in PA when this comes out, right?

SPEAKER_02 37:51

Yeah, this will be out Thursday.

SPEAKER_03 37:52

Yep, I'll be in Rudding PA down at the Church of Satire.

SPEAKER_08 37:56

And coming to McGubies Joke House. Sorry, too. Yeah. I didn't mean to cock block your uh You're good. I don't have many. Go ahead. I just had Tourette's. No.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

So you're going to McGooby's next week? Next weekend with Pablo. Yeah. Okay. I'll come down there and meet Pablo, man.

SPEAKER_08 38:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:10

Yeah. If you both can come down, that'd be dead too. Okay. Yeah. All right. All right. See you guys there. Thank you, man. Oh, what's up?

SPEAKER_08 38:15

What's the name of your spot in PA? Oh, I'm going to a church satire in PA. Oh, I love Church of Satire.

SPEAKER_02 38:20

Oh, yeah. It's a good spot, man. It's a good room. Okay. Thank you guys. Cheers. Good show.

SPEAKER_03 38:35

I'm about to write some words for the end of that. I'll come in like Rob Sterling. Yeah? Yeah, I'll think it's like who? Rob the dude in the Twilight Zone.

SPEAKER_04 38:42

Yeah, what did you say?

SPEAKER_03 38:44

I said Rob Sterling. It's Rob Sterling, isn't it? It's Rod. Rod. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_04 38:49

No, you do that on every podcast. I love how much you fuck up people's names and certain words. It's hilarious. Oh, my bad.

SPEAKER_03 38:55

I have to be retarded. I must be because I don't know how I do that. Rob and Rod.

SPEAKER_02 39:02

So I pressed this, I pressed this right up against the end of us talking to Sean Savoy at Pig Swings the other night. So we just wanted to get together and wrap it up because we kind of had to end it abruptly. So this is still OGYN number 29 with silly Sean Savoy. My man came down, bailed me out, had a great time. Oh yeah. He's a funny motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 39:23

He is so fucking funny, man. Just silly. He's like a uh I don't know. People said I'm like a character. He is like a fucking character. That's just him. He's fucking hilarious. Yeah, he's silly, man.

SPEAKER_02 39:32

He's silly. I'm glad. Um, I'm glad he stepped up and came down, man. That was awesome. You ever seen him do the little show and shit, the puppet stuff? I've seen him doing it on Instagram a couple times.

SPEAKER_03 39:45

Yeah. Like that's where I've seen him do like a lot of his stand-up, just because I haven't um other than like him at uh nodden hims when he was running that. I never really had seen him uh on stage, but I have seen the little show and shit. This shit's hilarious. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02 39:59

It's him and uh Lucas. I think it was Lucas Craig and Daphne. They all when they all sit down and get together and and play music and sing, it's it's fun, man. It's funny. Sean does music too. This bitch.

SPEAKER_01 40:18

Fuck off.

SPEAKER_02 40:21

Uh sorry. What'd you say? Does Sean do music? Um, just like the silly rapping and the silly singing. Right. I don't think he plays an instrument. I might be wrong. I don't know. I can see him DJing. Yeah, he said they yeah, me too. Right. Me too. He said they're gonna do a um another Fool Fest event. Yeah, I'm trying to get in it. I just can't be in the group chat, you know.

SPEAKER_03 40:43

Yeah, right. It's very funny, but I get removed. It's a couple people that are a little sensitive. Drop a picture of Charlie Kirk and a couple people don't like it. You know what I mean? I am Charlie Kirk. Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 40:57

Is there a real song, or did you just make that up?

SPEAKER_03 40:59

That's his wife. His wife made that. Uh-uh. Or something. Yeah, is that real?

SPEAKER_04 41:04

I love you. Both looked at me. I honestly don't know about that one.

SPEAKER_03 41:08

Somebody made it. I think it's his wife. Yeah, I don't know who made it. I don't know who made it.

SPEAKER_02 41:11

I didn't even introduce you. I'm sorry. Michelle Spain's here with us, too. Again. My literary wife, The Return. You actually weren't at Big Swings, so you're a horrible guest to have on right now.

SPEAKER_04 41:21

Correct.

SPEAKER_02 41:23

But guess what you were doing?

SPEAKER_04 41:25

What?

SPEAKER_02 41:25

What were you doing?

SPEAKER_04 41:27

I was performing.

SPEAKER_02 41:28

What were you performing?

SPEAKER_04 41:30

I was performing Don't Dress for Dinner on stage with Cap at Oxford Community Center. And uh yeah, it was cool. It was a good show. The whole run was very good.

SPEAKER_02 41:40

Sunday was fucking killer. I went and saw Sunday, and Shona was there Sunday.

SPEAKER_04 41:45

Do you think David did br better on Sunday?

SPEAKER_02 41:47

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 41:48

Than he did on the Friday before when you came? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 41:52

Yeah. 100%. But the lead uh was a replacement.

SPEAKER_04 41:56

He was an understudy.

SPEAKER_02 41:58

He was an understudy. Who didn't study.

SPEAKER_03 42:01

Was that the one guy who was messing up his lines? Yes. So he left.

SPEAKER_02 42:06

He got replaced. Well, he had, I mean, he's he's has an extenuating circumstance. He's getting chemotherapy, so he can't he can't remember shit.

SPEAKER_03 42:16

Right.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

He got chemo brain. So they replaced him with this guy, but kind of at the last minute. And this dude, they were like, Yeah, fuck it. He's gonna go up with his book. We'll make it work, blah, blah, blah. I seen him on the second night. I seen him on the second night, no book. And I don't know the lines. So I don't know how many lines it missed. But there was a couple points where it was a uncomfortable silence. You know what I'm saying? Which I enjoy.

SPEAKER_04 42:45

Which honestly happens in almost every, you know what I mean, community theater type of situation. Like somebody forgets the lights. I did it a couple of times. Willy, we don't, you know what I mean? It's just part of like live theater. Your brain blanks every now and then.

SPEAKER_02 42:58

But it didn't happen Sunday. And if it did happen, it didn't happen enough for anybody to notice anything because that shit was crisp on Sunday.

SPEAKER_04 43:05

Nice.

SPEAKER_02 43:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:06

Thanks.

SPEAKER_02 43:06

Yeah. It was fun on Sunday. Even though I hated it. It was fun. Michelle kissed everybody in the whole cast.

SPEAKER_03 43:14

Women? No. Men?

unknown 43:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:18

No. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:18

Right in front of me.

SPEAKER_03 43:19

How'd you feel? Um I didn't like it.

SPEAKER_04 43:24

There's six people in the show.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

And she kissed all of them.

SPEAKER_04 43:27

I kissed two of them.

SPEAKER_03 43:30

It's like smoking a cigarette on stage, you know? Yeah. Just like it.

SPEAKER_02 43:34

And if you smoked it in your butt.

SPEAKER_04 43:40

It was fun. It was a fun show. And people enjoyed it. We got really good reviews. We had some really, really good audiences. We were very blessed. Yeah. And it turned out honestly, like really, really, really well. Yeah, it did. It was a while you were gonna cricket me. I was getting ready to punch your.

SPEAKER_02 44:01

Packed on Sunday.

SPEAKER_04 44:03

Yep. We had 163 people in the audience, which is awesome. All total in eight shows we sold 640 tickets. That's good. So 640 plus people came to see us. Oh yeah. We had some really, really wonderful reviews, like I said, which was awesome. That feels good.

SPEAKER_03 44:25

That's what's all put together like a small like thing at the club. Like, I mean, I'd imagine it's so goddamn hard because there's no room to do like, you know, anything like that.

SPEAKER_04 44:38

I mean, you could do like monologues, maybe, or you know what I mean, like some sort of very small production, but it would be very difficult. Right. And we couldn't use either of the like the small stages that you have. It would it would actually make it like less space, yeah. Yeah. We would just have to do it on the floor. But I don't know. Like that, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 44:59

I like to do it on the floor sometimes. I could do it with home alone.

SPEAKER_04 45:03

What you could do in there would be a murder mystery. Where you would have tables and chairs and dinner served and like that kind of thing. Yeah, that'd be fun. I did that, I've done that multiple times. I used to work for AIT.

SPEAKER_03 45:17

You get like a rush, like if you're not the killer, but like I don't know, because I met like I don't I only seen like uh like cartoons like reenact those. I've seen like some real serious ones, but like I don't know, I think those are like pretty fucking cool.

SPEAKER_04 45:29

So um there's a couple different ways that you can do it. But the way that it's done like professionally is one of two ways. You're either being served dinner and you're treated to a show where only the cast is involved, or you can do it to where it's what they call immersion theater, where as many people in the audience are part of the show as possible. Right. And I've done both versions, but it's never like scary. They're usually really campy, really like sort of fun and contrived and like goofy. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 46:08

They're honestly really goofy, but um, I'd imagine like you go to the bathroom and like you know, you'd someone creeps in there behind you, like, you can't go back, you're dead, you know. Go sit in the basement.

SPEAKER_04 46:18

Yeah. Yeah. Well, we've there's a couple shows when I work for AIT where because we're in it's immersion theater, so we're involving the audience where we have had audience members die, but then they come back as somebody else so that they're able to rejoin all their people and you know what I mean, the fun and shit.

SPEAKER_02 46:36

So it's fuck them, put them in the closet. You die, you can't participate.

SPEAKER_04 46:42

Actually, one of the ones I did with Caroline Actors Theater, I died in a closet.

SPEAKER_02 46:46

Yeah, yeah. What the fuck were you doing in the closet?

SPEAKER_04 46:48

The Krabby one. Remember the Krabby one? Well, she killed me and then stuffed me in the closet. Oh remember Michelle, Michelle Emerson, Christopher Um Speedy's one.

SPEAKER_02 46:57

Is that the one that was at the uh at the uh what's her name? The golf place?

SPEAKER_04 47:02

Uh Goldsboro Fire Hall. Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 47:04

Oh, yeah, I remember that one.

SPEAKER_04 47:06

Yeah. She killed me with a red scarf.

SPEAKER_02 47:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:09

Yeah. Um, yeah. So that was fun. The one at the golf place was um, that was Margaret. A girl girl from Pennsylvania who was pretending she was British. I think I talked about that last time because like if my British accent sucked, it was okay because I was technically from Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_02 47:28

They had this uh the one she just did, they had this girl in there that was drunk, you know, like progressively drunker and drunker. Man, she did a good fucking job. She was like playing drunk. Yeah, that's hilarious.

SPEAKER_04 47:40

Um yeah. She was my favorite. Yeah, like character.

SPEAKER_02 47:44

She did very good. Yeah. Yeah, that character was funny.

SPEAKER_04 47:46

Everybody did. I think, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:47

I think you could have played that character well too. You know what I mean? That was a silly character.

SPEAKER_04 47:51

That's the character I wanted to be.

SPEAKER_02 47:52

She nailed it though, man.

SPEAKER_04 47:54

She nailed it.

SPEAKER_02 47:54

She nailed it.

SPEAKER_04 47:55

She absolutely killed it every single show.

SPEAKER_02 47:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:58

Every single show.

SPEAKER_02 47:59

The two I saw. She was the first one I saw. The audiences loved her.

SPEAKER_01 48:03

Yeah, she's fucking the whole, she's like, and she's talking in an accent, you know.

SPEAKER_04 48:09

French accent.

SPEAKER_02 48:10

Yeah. Yeah. A bad French accent.

SPEAKER_04 48:12

It was fun.

SPEAKER_03 48:17

Damn, y'all been married a while, huh? Drinking at the same time. Jeez. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02 48:21

She finishes my fart sometimes.

SPEAKER_04 48:26

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_02 48:27

You wanna um who you big next big swings?

SPEAKER_03 48:31

What predictions on who the next person could be? Is that what you mean? Yeah. Or do you want to talk about it?

SPEAKER_04 48:36

Let's talk about it. I think you should have Shauna as your next.

SPEAKER_03 48:40

We probably do gotta get some woman representation.

SPEAKER_04 48:42

We haven't had a lady yet, and she's fantastic. So yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:48

If we do Shauna, I want to go somewhere else.

unknown 48:52

Right. I like that.

SPEAKER_04 48:54

That's a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 48:59

No. A comedy place that has a group, its own group of open micers. Right. So the people participating will be a yeah, a total separate band of videos.

SPEAKER_03 49:14

That's what I wanted to bring up. I feel like we need to uh like we need to have like I don't know, man, like unless we start, like it'd be weird. Like we shouldn't book it, but like fucking a couple people didn't follow the rules. Yeah, like they were they're like doing crowd work or you know what I mean, like yeah, it's because that's all they got. Right. So it should have been like jokes. We should have called them out on it. Yeah, but fucking, I feel like Sean did that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Sean definitely took care of that. Right, but fucking. I did say but fucking. No, he did. Oh, he did.

SPEAKER_04 49:43

But fucking yeah, um sorry, I am literally a 12-year-old boy.

SPEAKER_03 49:48

I'm glad you need to correct me so I can talk educated for my white women.

SPEAKER_02 49:52

I would have a lot of it's my fault because I was a little bit proturbed. I was very grateful for the people that came, but I was a little, a little tiffed.

SPEAKER_03 50:06

No, I feel you.

SPEAKER_02 50:07

I was trying to swallow it all night long, you know. I mean, I was trying to be funny, man, and fucking, you know, be thankful for the people that were there and put on a good show. But in the back of my mind, I was a little tiffed at the way the whole thing happened this time. So, but it's all good, man. It's just it's all good. It was fun. I had a good time. I laughed my fucking ass off at Sean and you. You said a couple things that really got me.

SPEAKER_03 50:33

Really? I feel like the crowd were not laughing at me too hard.

SPEAKER_02 50:38

And uh, who else got me good?

SPEAKER_03 50:40

Fucking Skeet.

SPEAKER_02 50:42

We had some funny learning. Oh my god, I'm gonna shit my pants when Skeet was up there. That's the whole episode of Skeet. Yeah, yeah, man. It makes it worth watching.

SPEAKER_03 50:54

He called like show like Joe Crack or something. She was about to whip his fucking ass. Like before the show didn't happen.

SPEAKER_02 51:00

Yeah, and before the show, show told him, show said, if uh if you say that again, or if you don't get the fuck away from me, I'm gonna hurt you.

SPEAKER_03 51:10

Somebody said he's gonna turn that camera stand around.

SPEAKER_02 51:13

Yo, he told him like straight up though, you know what I mean? He wasn't fucking around. If you do that again, I'm gonna fuck you up. Somebody came and told me.

SPEAKER_03 51:21

I don't think it was you. No, it was I think uh Joseph, because Joseph was still in there. I was like, if he's I was like, if Skeet says anything else, go tell your dad. I'm like, okay, yeah. He's acting a little crazy. You know, I went outside. I was like, fuck this, I can't deal with this pressure.

SPEAKER_02 51:37

Poor Skeet, man. They don't let him out the trailer park much, you know what I'm saying? We need to get these guys out some more.

SPEAKER_03 51:44

Yeah, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_04 51:45

I feel like we're in a bit of a negative role here. So since that's the case, that's not negative. I'm just curious what you were doing on Sunday.

SPEAKER_03 51:54

All right. So, what'd you say about the dude with Kima or who had expected circumstance?

SPEAKER_02 51:59

Isaiah didn't come. He was supposed to come see my son, get his scholarship on Sunday.

SPEAKER_03 52:04

And Michelle performed.

SPEAKER_02 52:05

And Michelle performed, and he had a uh comp ticket. He didn't have to pay. And Shauna paid$25. Correct. Correct. Hand over to Mike.

SPEAKER_03 52:21

Oh, Joe, I thought you were setting me in.

SPEAKER_04 52:25

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 52:26

You're welcome. Well, guys, it looks like I've been uh I've been uh cornered on the pile.

SPEAKER_02 52:32

I just set it up. I'm letting her do her thing.

SPEAKER_04 52:34

I'm just curious what was more fucking important.

SPEAKER_03 52:36

No, there was nothing important. There was nothing important.

SPEAKER_04 52:39

Oh, that makes me feel much better.

SPEAKER_03 52:40

All right, so I think what I told you. 2K was no. I didn't play the game on Sunday. It's God's Day. Yeah, I gotcha. I prayed. Now, but what happened was Shauna and me were supposed to drive together, but Shauna said she looked up the address of the place. I hadn't looked it up until uh Shauna sent it to me. She said, uh, we're gonna ride together at Big Swings. We had talked about it, right? And uh we were like, yeah, we'll ride together. I was like, I can stay in Salisbury if you need me to. You know what I mean? If it's easier on you, so we just ride together in the morning or whatever, you know what I mean. Uh she sent me the address in the morning and she said, Hey, it'd probably be easier like if we just drive separate, you know. I was like, oh, okay. And we was already gone. And I wasn't expecting to drive separate, and I had like 25 miles in my car and I had like five dollars in my account. I just was not trying to overdrow my card, you know what I mean? And that was the only reason because I'm about to go to PA and I gotta get my brakes done and all that stuff. So I felt like very bad, you know. I mean, I didn't want to give y'all an excuse, you know what I mean? But that is a genuine reason. Thank you, Joe. I have uh extenuating circumstances like the man with chemo or who's undergoing chemo. That's kind of similar.

SPEAKER_04 53:48

Yes, yes, I would say, yeah, I would say all right, I understand.

SPEAKER_02 53:54

Are we good?

SPEAKER_04 53:55

We're good.

SPEAKER_02 53:56

All right, we were always good. I knew man. But I had to calm her down. I had to calm her down.

SPEAKER_04 54:03

Well, the first thing I said when I came out, I said, Where's Dizzy? Wasn't it?

SPEAKER_02 54:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:07

I said, Where's Izzy?

SPEAKER_02 54:08

Before my kiss, even before my kiss.

SPEAKER_04 54:11

First words out of my mouth, where's Izzy? And I told you like the night before, I said he's definitely good for his comp ticket, so he better show up.

SPEAKER_03 54:18

That's what I felt better. Well, I thought I'd comp ticket. I'm sorry about that. I honestly thought that you were staying at Shauna's. Yeah, I would have stayed either just in Del Mar, or so I would have stayed at Todd's or anything.

SPEAKER_02 54:29

Everybody sleeps on Sean's couch.

SPEAKER_03 54:31

Right. But we just, you know, I mean, the night before we had it planned out. And I told her, I was like, hey, I can stay in Salisbury, uh, if it's easier on you. She's like, nah, I think I gotta go that way. You know, so it's okay.

SPEAKER_02 54:43

It's all good, maybe. But I think people, the six people that listen have had enough of us beating on you.

SPEAKER_03 54:48

Nah, man, I think uh all our white fans, they you know, they like to see me down. I don't know why. I don't know why. I like it too. But it's alright. They told me they enjoyed my day being shat upon, but no, it's right. Some people like to be shit on.

SPEAKER_02 55:06

You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true, man. It's a whole hand figure. Um, hey, you ever watch a Lincoln Lawyer? Hmm? Lincoln Lawyer.

SPEAKER_04 55:15

No, it's a good show.

SPEAKER_02 55:17

It it's a good show. Lincoln Lawyer? Yeah, the Lincoln Lawyer. It's actually an old movie. I think it was an old movie.

SPEAKER_03 55:24

And it got made to a show.

SPEAKER_02 55:26

Now it's a show, and the show is very good. The movie's not bad neither, but what's it on? Is it on anything?

SPEAKER_04 55:31

Netflix?

SPEAKER_02 55:32

I think it is on Netflix.

SPEAKER_04 55:34

Or do we watch it on Prime?

SPEAKER_03 55:35

I just finished Jackie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:38

I heard that was a really good show.

SPEAKER_03 55:39

Ooh, amazing.

SPEAKER_04 55:40

Really? Now that's the chick who used to be on The Sopranos, right? Carmela. Carmella on The Sopranos. Um, uh, what the hell's her name?

SPEAKER_03 55:49

I thought she died. I don't know if she died. Oh, I know who you're talking about. Um was Tony's wife.

SPEAKER_04 55:56

Carmella's. Yeah, Tony's wife. Yeah. Um goddammit, why can't I get her name?

SPEAKER_02 56:00

She's a Jewish broad.

SPEAKER_03 56:02

I can tell the snaz.

SPEAKER_02 56:04

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I just made that up. Um, I can't remember her real name. It doesn't matter. Carmella. What's the show about?

SPEAKER_03 56:14

Uh she's just a nurse. Like, she's like the head nurse, but there's no head nurse position. She's just uh the longest running nurse in the hospital. Uh Mercy General, that's the hospital. And um, like she has a horrible drug problem, like horrible, like, but it's only pills when like she's banging the pharmacist. Oh, he's dealing her out pills. Right, and he doesn't do pills or anything, but um it's like fucking, it's just really or you might watch it, you might watch, I'm not gonna spoil it. Man, or if y'all don't care and still watch shows, I don't care about him being spooled because I'll still watch them.

SPEAKER_04 56:48

Edie Falco. Um yeah, I don't know. There's so many shows that never catch. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 56:57

I didn't finish Gray's Anatomy, but and I finished Nurse Jaggy, and I probably like Nurse Jaggy more, I think. So if you watch Grey's Jack.

SPEAKER_02 57:04

How many seasons is it?

SPEAKER_03 57:05

Six, seven. Seven.

SPEAKER_04 57:07

Jesus too much. Um listen, I think I'm the only female I know that never has watched Grey's Anatomy. Like Vanessa's probably watched the entire ever every single episode multiple times.

SPEAKER_03 57:19

No, but all the hot guys aren't in it anymore, so I stopped watching it.

SPEAKER_04 57:23

What?

SPEAKER_03 57:23

All the hot guys. Yeah, Dr. Fisher, the black doctor. Yeah, he left, so you know I stopped watching. I don't like Dreamy very much.

SPEAKER_04 57:30

McDreamy. He's the and I actually know who all of them are just because you know what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 57:35

Like Gray's pretty hot, but I don't like redheads, so you know.

SPEAKER_02 57:39

And is there any hot bitches on Nurse Jackie?

SPEAKER_03 57:42

Carmela, duh.

SPEAKER_02 57:44

Besides Carmella.

SPEAKER_03 57:46

No, pretty much she's the only there's a blonde chick on there who's not horrible.

SPEAKER_02 57:51

What do we watch the other day? Where's a whole bunch of naked people?

SPEAKER_10 57:54

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 57:55

Yeah, no nudity in Nurse Jackie. I don't know why, but maybe it was just me. I think I was watching some corny fucking horror movie or something, and was like blown away by how many naked people are there. Wow, man. Naked titties everywhere. It was just titties and titties and more titties.

SPEAKER_04 58:13

I watched a movie the other night that was super interesting. It had Tom Hanks in it, and it was about a house and like the generations of different people who have lived in the same house, which is kind of an old trope, but uh the way that they did it was fucking brilliant. Yeah, it kind of bounced back and forth in time, and um it was like it was really strange the way they did it. Like it was like fade in to one and out, and you know what I mean? Like the I don't know how to describe it. You just have to see it, but it was a really, really good. It came out like like three, four years ago or something. Maybe. Um I'm gonna look it up.

SPEAKER_03 58:51

It's like Tom Hanks with glasses or something.

SPEAKER_04 58:54

He plays every age of himself, even as a teenager.

SPEAKER_03 58:58

That's what it is. Yeah, I know that really looked like a good fucking movie.

SPEAKER_04 59:02

I just I highly recommend it. It was it was strange and like kind of artsy fartsy, but just first of all, it's Tom Hanks. Right. And you know, it was just done really, really well.

SPEAKER_02 59:17

Alright, I'll check it out. What the fuck's it called? I'm I'm looking. You see the um the Reacher guy?

SPEAKER_03 59:25

The Reacher?

SPEAKER_02 59:26

You know Reacher?

SPEAKER_03 59:27

The New York Killer guy?

SPEAKER_02 59:28

No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 59:29

That's the Reacher.

SPEAKER_02 59:31

Reacher is uh a character and a book and a movie and now a show. And in the show, it's just big giant fucking dude.

SPEAKER_03 59:41

There's a lot of reaching around, man.

SPEAKER_02 59:43

Yeah. He's got big forearms. This guy from USA Illinois, I think.

SPEAKER_03 59:50

I didn't know they got down like that, man.

SPEAKER_02 59:52

He's an align eye. He's got them big old twist that twash eye forearms. Bitch, he beat the shit out of this dude. What? But in the video, at first he was in trouble. Like they were mad at him. Did you see it? What was it? The Reacher, the guy who plays Reacher.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:12

Oh in the show?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:13

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In real life.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:15

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:15

So the first video that came out made it look like he just beat the fuck out of this guy. So people were like, what the fuck? But then the whole video came out. Yes. He tried all he could to avoid smashing this guy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:28

And the dude tried to run him over. Yeah. And his kids were there.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:30

Yeah. And then he just went to work on him. And they were like, they were like, you know what I mean? He gave him a couple big ones. And that's a big boy. That dude's probably six, seven, three, four.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:46

I didn't realize he was that big. Oh, he's giant.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:48

He's giant. I don't know what the fucking guy was thinking, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:51

But right. What are you thinking? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:53

He's gonna get off his bike and he's gonna smash your fucking face in. Actor or not. Some of these guys don't think like that. You know, people don't. You know what though? He'll probably get paid.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:02

They probably settle out of court.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:04

You don't know, man. Like fucking the when they see the full video and they see the guy antagonized in the middle of the state.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:11

God, I hope that guy gets nothing. Me too. It depends what state that broke ass face.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:14

He doesn't deserve shit. Yeah. Yeah. Depends what state they were in. So look, yeah, speaking of that, there's a video galley. There's a video on uh Instagram. And it's like an old, like, you know, he's fucked up podcast, a radio trope, but there was like uh this big guy in jail, you know what I'm saying? He was asking for like a white shirt. You know what I mean? Uh these two female guards giving him shit, you know what I'm saying? Like, um, he started getting a little upset. And uh, you can tell the women were like, you know, still like, hey, get the fuck back. You know what I'm saying? Like just being real rude to the guy. And then um, you know, the dude like they were like, they did something. They ended up uh, you know, try pepper spray him, and he was like, please don't do that. You know, like please you can tell he so the dude beat these two white women the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:55

I saw that.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:55

Dude, the body cam, the dude was like, I was looking, I was like, no way they're gonna show this guy stomping. I mean, he was like once he got going, he fucked him up. Yeah, and then you can see the other woman, he was like punching a woman, you know, stomping one. Like uh the other woman goes to help the other woman up, you know, and uh like her all her, she got like three teeth missing, you know. Yeah, she's like, come on, get up. And the other chick is like like just like gasping, you know. Uh nothing funny there, but uh but uh the what the what we'll say next, I'm sure will be funny, Joe.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:40

So what was the uh go ahead So the name of the Tom Hanks movie is just called Here, H E R E.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:46

How couldn't you remember that?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:47

I thought that's what it was, but then I was like, that's just too short. It seems too simple. I'm missing something, but it's literally just called Here, and it was very good, and not a very long movie either.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:58

It's good. Hey, before we started, um, remember last time since she's here again, we were talking about her dad. Yo, tell him about the uh the thing he built. Yo, her dad is wild. He built shit. No, listen, her dad is wild, man. He's a painter, he's real meticulous, takes him a long time, and he's got all these crazy ideas. And I love her dad, man. He's fun just to sit. He'd be great on this thing. We just get him going and shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:26

Your dad, his dad? Or your dad, her dad.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:29

They couldn't possibly be more different people. Like, legitimately could not pop. They are the opposite ends of the spectrum.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:37

Throw a joke around uh your dad's like, well, fellas house work.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:42

How's your dad ever?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:56

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:58

I don't remember. Yeah, yeah. I bet that was interesting.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:00

Um your 50th. Your 50th birthday. Everybody was there. They were all in the same place at the same time.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:10

Yeah. So my dad lives in North Carolina. And while it's mostly warm in North Carolina, they do get a bit of winter, they get a little bit of snow, it gets cold in the evenings, and my dad lives in a very nice house, but spends probably 75% of his time sitting on his porch outside.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:33

He's a porch kind of guy. Dude, I sit in my car all day. As soon as I get a porch, I'll be a porch guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:38

Same. So anyway, he it's like a breezeway kind of thing where you could pull a car into it, but he doesn't. He's got a table out there and this like nice reclining. Yeah, dude, it's like his shit. And he loves it out there. He's got two dogs. And um last year he would sit there with like this little like stand-up heater and put a blanket like over the heater and then across his legs and like have the dogs sitting with him, you know what I mean, so that he'd be nice and warm. Well, he decided that he was gonna make himself a little castle, essentially.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:14

So Mans took like a heat castle.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:16

Mm-hmm. So Mans took a whole bunch of cardboard boxes and black duct tape and made himself a castle. It's got like a shower curtain, a clear shower curtain over top, so he can see and get light inside of it. It's got a window, it's got another window on the front and like you know, like kind of vents, because he smokes in there. He's giving his dogs cancer, I'm sure of it. Because leave me in that bitch in that box, just hot boxing fucking menthol cigarette after menthol cigarette and weed, and just that bitch fills with smoke. I'm sure it smells amazing in there. But he's got it attached to like his there's like a like an old school entertainment stand. You know what I'm saying? So chair. He decided that the dogs needed a little space of their own. So he built like a little like coffin-sized box off the front of it. He cut a hole in the front of it. And so they've got their own little space with blankets. So they can sleep in there, lay in there if they want, or they can get up in the chair with them. This is legit, it's got a door on it. It's all legitimately a clear plastic shower curtain, cardboard, and black duct tape. See, I imagine like a it's a whole little fucking house.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:32

I imagine like a TP size thing, but like, you know how TPs look small in cartoons, and then when you go inside, it's like fucking I'd imagine it's that. Like it's fucking like a nice fucking sick, like maybe I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:44

He sent me video of it and shit. He's like, I can't wait for you to come down and see my little smoke hut. Like, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 1:06:50

Smoke and you're together, it's cool, it's pretty fun.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:52

It was fucking you are crazy.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:56

I was down there, I'd probably been home from jail not very long and was smoking a massive amount of weed, and he had that thing. It was in a different form, like it wasn't in its finished form yet. That hut thing that he made. But remember, I was telling him about the uh putting a fan in the top of it to get the smoke out of there? Because back then he used to just sit in the smoke. Remember? It had no windows, no hatch, no nothing. He just he sat in smoke.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:28

I don't know what you're talking about. He just built this bitch like the first version.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:33

Must have been the first version of it then.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:35

He never had no other version.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:36

Yes, he did. I'm telling you. He sat in a smoky fucking box. The dogs. What a heat.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:43

No. You may have told him to put a fan in it, but it wasn't right after you got out.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:51

Sitting in smoke, not the coolest thing he can do.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:55

Yo, his house. He don't smoke in his house now, but his old house. Oh my god. That motherfucker was. You couldn't, if you stood up, you'd lose where you were. You had to sit back down and get your bearings, get under the clouds so you can see where you were going and then stand back up and go for it. The best. Oh my God. That's how CC's used to be, man. So the club didn't.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:16

Yeah, I was gonna say his apartment, his apartment, his old apartment was like a trip back to the 90s.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:22

Yeah, it was. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:24

Because it was just like every every everywhere you went back then, shit was filled with smoke. Oh fuck. Then I I remember being a little kid in the 70s and going with my babysitter to bingo. And the bingo hall was and smoke. I mean, like for real. Like like he just had like an actual physical layer of fucking smoke. You know, I mean, I was a little kid, so I was way below it, but man, every single motherfucker in that place.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:54

Central air in these places, I'm sure. Yeah, so it literally does not move until someone opens a door.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:00

Yeah. We used to go to Moose Lodge to see.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:03

Same, same same shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:04

And somebody I remember being a little kid and somebody picking me up and me wanting to get down because they got me up into the smoke so bad it was burning my eyes. And then saying, uh, you don't like me, no, no, no, you know, or whatever. And I didn't had nothing to do with them, you know. I'm saying get me the fuck out of the smoke. My eyes is burning.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:22

I'm saying back then everybody smoked everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:25

Like we'd be in the backseat of a car, and whatever adults were in the front seat smoking with the windows up. That's right.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:32

Is that not the best way to smoke? I mean, I can't stand putting my window down the fucks up the music.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:38

You know, like fucking can't hear the person next to you. Yeah, fuck that.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:44

Fucking carbon myself, windows up. Marlboro red.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:47

My left palm was itching today.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:49

Does that mean you get money?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:51

Is that I was wanting to ask you, is that what that means? What's your right palm?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:55

Same thing, I thought.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:57

Is it?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:59

Is it? I didn't know it did like change depending on which palm it was. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:04

All right. I'll go with that. Money. Yep, straight. That's what I wrote down. Palm, left hand, palm was itching today. Get money. Get money. You got any dating stories this week?

SPEAKER_03 1:10:16

Uh he's gonna think about it.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:20

No, I'm soon to go on one. Alright, so next week you'll have one. Yep. All right.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:24

I have a lot of big uh updates for you next week.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:27

All right. A lot of big updates. Big swings.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:31

Big swings. So, what's going on with that, man? What are we gonna do? You said uh you had a tip about the uh the last one we did, so what's gonna be the improvement? What do you think we need to do for the next one?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:40

I think that I'm gonna eliminate the ta the crowd participation. What do you think about that?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:49

You have to have a crowd to have crowd participation.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:53

But it's so clunky.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:55

You think so? I actually thought that helped. I feel like for that just might be like, you know, you can pull somebody aside and be like, yo, I think you should work on that. You know what I mean? Maybe you're right. But I thought it wasn't that bad. Because they're not gonna have tags, but they're gonna tell you what they like and what they don't like. It depends on what the comic does with that. Like the comic's up there defending themselves, you know what I mean? Then I feel like it gets clunky. Then they had to talk what you gotta talk, then you know them.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:23

That's the other thing I was gonna say. I don't think we should let that cock that comic talk.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:28

The no, they get the show. The comic on the stool. They shouldn't get a microphone. Sean was giving them the microphone, but that's a different. He was just made sure they got on the pod, you know, I mean, got it all recorded, which made sense, right? But they probably shouldn't have a lot to say. Like, you know, you're getting stuff, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:41

Yeah, don't fucking talk.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:43

Don't defend yourself, don't defend yourself, don't defend, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:45

Take the criticism, right? It's a bad look, and yeah, it's just unnecessary. Yeah, to for that person to be on the mic. I thought Sean did great.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:55

I yeah, I didn't have any problems with it. I think Sean was amazing, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:58

I think he did, he saved it.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:01

Um, all the comics, I didn't have a problem with any of the comics. I'm glad everybody, you know what I mean? Everybody did good. Colin did good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:11

During the first one, I thought that the crowd participation was okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:15

Yeah, we got a lot of crowd participation. I feel like we got more this time than the first time. Yeah, we did. But we did get that gem with that. That was like a that woman used to be like a janitor or something in my school, dude. Like she was like, Yeah, I think uh you should say to the the basketball player scoop. She was like, Yeah, I think you should do that because it's that's pretty hot.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:35

Like you know, and they weren't on mic.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:37

Yeah, and they weren't on mics.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:38

Yeah, maybe this time he had uh shotgun mics pointed out to the crowd so that everything the crowd said would be picked up with microphones. But the first one, when we go to the crowd, it's just silence.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:52

So, okay, so maybe instead of handing the microphone to the person on the stool, you can have somebody No, the person on the stool is not supposed to have a microphone after they do their stuff. Can you let me finish saying what the fuck I was saying? So maybe instead of handing it to the person on the stool, hand it out to the crowd, and that way they can pass it as a couple of things.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:18

It's not cords. Oh this time we use cords. I don't think the club has any cords.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:25

You can't do it that way. You can't do it that way unless you have someone out there. You have a runner. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:30

Well, that's what I was gonna say. Yeah, then you have somebody just walk out, and if somebody's got something to say, they just Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:35

Because you gotta be able to take it away from them, too.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:37

Oh, absolutely. Yeah, that's the big and maybe not even hand it to them then, just like you said, have a runner who's just holds it and lets them speak.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:45

So I can give him a signal to that they're done and move on.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:49

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because people people that aren't, especially people who aren't used to being on a microphone. Right. You know, who knows? Let's see. Drunk, you got one good look.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:01

If he's got microphones pointed out to the audience and it's picking it up for like video purposes, that's fine. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 1:14:10

But we'll see how they did because there's when this one gets edited, there was a lot of crowd interaction. So we'll be able to hear exactly he said how well it picked up. Right. It I mean, if it does like these, fuck it. You know what I mean? Fuck it.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:26

Um having the runner might be fun though. Yeah.

unknown 1:14:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:29

Well, we had runners in the first one. You ran in the first one, you know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. This one it was just a bunch of different parts. Too many moving parts. That yeah, and not enough help, and nobody knows anything, you know what I mean. I don't know how to do anything. Nobody knows how to fucking do anything, you know what I'm saying? Talking about the club, you know, so I don't know, man. We're gonna do it again. We're gonna have a good time like we did the first time. We're gonna blow it the fuck up.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:02

Bang out the fucking pieces.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:04

Yeah, and this one, it was fun. Don't get me wrong. It's probably gonna add it up. I'm probably being too critical. You know how I do. I pick my own shit apart. But that's whatever. It makes it be better next time.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:17

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:18

You ready to do headlines? That's the headline sound.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:28

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. He's supposed to do the WBOC uh intro.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:34

All right, mommy, you gotta this one you gotta um not say anything about until he does. Because you'll know this one.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:40

Okay, maybe, maybe not. I told you I haven't been paying attention to hardly any of it because it was making me crazy.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:48

Ready?

SPEAKER_03 1:15:49

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:57

Washington Post article says James Comey indicted over 2025 social media post allegedly threatening Trump.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:12

I'm assuming uh George Comey is a Dominican. Yeah. Not oh what the fuck am I talking about? Democrat. Uh-huh. That's what I meant to say.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:30

This man's most Dominicans are probably Republicans. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:39

Um, I think he's just going against uh the words of the big boss, you know what I'm saying? So he shall be put down. What did he or how do you think he threatened him? Uh I think he said, hey, you're not a god. You shouldn't have people illustrate you as self.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:59

Oh no, that's a red cross doctor. No, a red cross doctor makes a picture. No, that's what Trump said. That was his response to that. Oh, that was that's not me as Jesus. I'm a Red Cross doctor.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:11

I thought only saving the people on the red side, don't.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:15

So what do you think, Comey? Uh what do you think Comey fucking threatened him with? What do you think he said? Or did? No idea. Or didn't do. You don't know?

SPEAKER_04 1:17:28

I have no comment.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:29

Oh god, that's too close. Alright, moving on.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:39

Well, are you gonna tell us? No.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:41

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:42

Okay. I don't even care.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:45

I got indicted one time. Indicted. I got indicted. Yeah. So did she.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:52

Yeah, man. I don't like fucking customs.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:54

I saw the paperwork today, actually, when we were I was going through trash. I saw it too. Yeah. And the the paper when when they come to get you, they serve your indictment. The next thing that follows them serving your indictment is them putting handcuffs on you. So they serve the indictment and they gave us the cop was cool. He was like, Go ahead and take a couple minutes and smoke some cigarettes. Smoke some cigarettes, get your shit together. Let us go in the house and piss.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:20

Tell your neighbor to get your poor fucking child who's gonna come home to know parents. This motherfucker was like, Oh, you have kids?

SPEAKER_02 1:18:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:29

And I'm like, You motherfuckers have been watching us for two and a half years. What what do you mean we have kids?

SPEAKER_02 1:18:34

Yeah, right. But he was just a deputy, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 1:18:38

No, he was just doing his job and he was super cool, actually. However, like somebody should have fucking known that shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:45

He smoked the same brand of cigarettes I did.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:48

So he gave me one more one more before we went in the building.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:52

Me too. I smoked, I stuck one up my nose and one in my mouth and smoked at the same time.

unknown 1:18:57

God damn.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:58

I'll try and get it in. Actually, yo, I was like, I'm good. I smoked like half of it and was like, Yeah, I'm good. Because at that point, I'm uh I'm under the assumption that I was gonna be out in five or six hours. I was like, I'll be good for five or six hours. Nine months later.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:15

Are you hanging about that cigarette? Nine months later.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:20

I got a cigarette. As soon as I walked out, I kissed my wife and stuck a cigarette in my mouth. Are you ready for this one? Yes, sir. Popular mechanics article. Scientists just discovered where the earth actually came from.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:45

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:47

And this was in popular mechanics.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:49

Popular mechanics, yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:51

My fingers kind of smell like piss.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:53

What'd you say? Well, you edging the your dick skin.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:55

No, I don't know. I don't know why that is my left hand, too. That's awkward. Uh so you said the mechanics weekly had a popular mechanics said scientist just discovered. Mechanics know nothing about science.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:08

Yeah, how does that go together? Two different branches of the government.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:11

Essentially.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:12

Essentially. What do you think, mommy? Where'd the earth actually come from?

SPEAKER_04 1:20:18

God's anus.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:21

What's that place called?

SPEAKER_04 1:20:22

He shit us out.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:24

Fucking uh auto parts.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:27

O'Reilly's?

SPEAKER_03 1:20:28

No, it would have Napa. Nap that would have been funnier.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:31

That's where Napa came from?

SPEAKER_03 1:20:32

No, it's where the world came from, Napa. Auto parts.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:37

Auto zone.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:38

Get in the zone. Auto zone. He said Earth came from Napa. Yeah. I thought it came from Amazon, you know. Overnight. Oh, yeah. I see the mechanics. All right, moving on. That one sucked. I don't know why I wrote that one down. Alright. This is a Us article, or is it US?

SPEAKER_10 1:20:58

Us.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:59

Us. These are the top five movies and shows on this week.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:06

Oh, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:08

Numero Cinco. Or numero one. I don't know if it went in any order or not. Man on Fire. Do you remember that movie? Have you ever seen that movie?

SPEAKER_03 1:21:16

Uh Denzel.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:18

Yes. This is a show.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:20

I haven't seen Man on Fire. I haven't seen it anyway, but I know Denzel's in the movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:24

Den Man Man on Fire is a good fucking movie. You've seen that, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:21:28

Several times. It was a very good movie. It was a remake.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:30

I was saying that. Yes, it was a remake. The original one was Italian.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:36

Is that right? Something like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:38

Yeah, it wasn't an American movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:40

It's probably the better one, I'd say.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:42

It's actually good. No, Den Denzel's a fucking murderer, man. Definitely. Yeah. He killed. Him and his weird finger and everything. What about Pesci? Pesci's good too. Different, different. Way different. I don't know. When he gets hit in the head with that bat at the end of the casino, and they throw him in a yeah, and a little bit of the little puff of dirt comes out of his mouth when they roll him in a hole. No Mooley could do that.

SPEAKER_10 1:22:04

No Mooley. I hate you. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:10

So this is Man on Fire. Uh season one. It's on Netflix. It's supposed to be really good. I might check that out. It's got a not a not Denzel black guy, a younger version.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:21

Do you got any other ones in there? Or you just wrote down a number one?

SPEAKER_02 1:22:25

No, I wrote them all. Is that all you want to hear?

SPEAKER_03 1:22:29

No, I want to hear all of them. I was just curious.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:30

Alright, the next one's called It's a Prime Movie. It's called Regretting You. You heard of that? Mm-mm. It looked like a chick flick.

unknown 1:22:39

Yeah. It probably works.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:41

It sounds like a chick flick.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:42

Yeah, it's like probably a black film. What was it the one you said, Tobie? Prime. Prime movies. Just as bad.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:51

Alright, the next one.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:55

Come on, Eeyore. Cheer the fuck up. I love it. I love it. I'm not mad at you anymore. I know. I just be nice.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:02

I like to spread hate.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:04

I know.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:04

Gotta get it out.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:06

I like hanging out with people like you.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:13

The next one is called Good Boy.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:18

Good boy.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:19

Good boy. I think it's a Hulu movie.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:24

It definitely sucks.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:25

No, it's about a dog.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:27

Definitely don't want to watch that. I'll probably cry.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:29

And I know it's a horror movie. I think that they move into a house and the dog gets possessed or some shit. That sounds awful.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:40

It does. I'd rather watch the 1982 fucking Cujo again. You know what I mean? That shit fucking scarred me as a child. I love that series.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:50

Fuck me up.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:50

It scarred me, dude. I was like, seriously.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:53

I was just afraid of the dark. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:55

Like getting sweaty, little non-breathing fucking bucktooth kids in the Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:04

Fucking for real, man. I don't know if that's really what kind of car it was, but it was some little hatchback. 70s car, dude. Fucking shit scared to shit out of it.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:13

That kid had the worst profile. That kid had the worst profile. And I'm sorry. And the little bunk tooth kid in uh I think it was um you know what I'm talking about? Poltergeist. The boy child.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:36

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:37

Oh man, that poor little bastard.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:39

So it's super weird that you said because this is what I was pulling up when we started. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:46

He probably uh ended. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:51

Poltergeist. Yeah. At the beginning, when you were like, what the hell was that? That was scary sounding. That's Carol Ann going there here.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:00

You know what I'm talking about? The the boy, the boy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:04

Yeah, dude. Her brother. Yeah, terrible. He was in something else too. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:11

Alright, you ready? Yeah, yeah. Next one. It's an Apple TV series.

unknown 1:25:19

Fuck Apple TV.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:20

So I won't know nothing about this. Windows Bay.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:24

Oh, you know who used to watch that? Fat. No, it's real. Yeah, he showed me some of it. I didn't get it. It didn't look bad. I just didn't get it.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:33

I mean, if Fat watched it, I definitely am not.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:35

Yeah. Well, you heard it here at first.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:38

Womp, womp.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:39

I've heard of Bay Windows, but I've never heard of Windows.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:42

Windows Bay. I hate you.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:45

The next one is the last one is actually one that I think you would like, and I I don't, I probably wouldn't, but I would give it a chance. It's called Should I Marry a Murderer?

SPEAKER_04 1:25:58

Oh, I saw that um ad for that last night when I was looking. I'm gonna definitely watch that.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:02

It's a Netflix.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:04

Yeah, I saw it.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:05

It's a Netflix.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:06

Like the sorry, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:08

It's a Netflix. I love that you lose track the that you just get comfortable and you're like, yeah, I I know. Like I'm not talking to anybody else. It's fucking wonderful. I love you. What do you say? Yeah, I know. I love it. Um British. It's British. That's why Yeah, it's a British true crime.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:32

Yep, I like last night when I was looking at the TV, I think you had just fallen asleep, and I was looking for something to watch. And I saw that one there. So I watched like the little clip that plays, you know what I mean? When you just kind of like a little trailer to it. Yeah. And I was like, oh, definitely.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:53

You know, you know how to watch, she'll sit in a fucking room for an hour and a half watching only trailers.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:02

That's probably what I need to do. Yeah. That's all I need, really.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:05

Yeah, then you could say you saw the movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:07

Everything's in like the trailer now. Oh, absolutely. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 1:27:09

So five-minute clip, you've just seen the entire all the good parts of the movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:13

I hate when they do that, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:14

I hate when they do that.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:16

Okay, that's it for that one. A couple more. And we'll wrap this up.

unknown 1:27:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:21

This one was a people article, and I actually put this one in there for Michelle. Kangaroo spotted hopping across Texas Highway. Driver says, it appeared out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:38

Must have been a fucked up driver.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:40

The only reason that I wrote that story down is because earlier in my life, we lived in a house, okay, that was a wild house. There was always people there drinking, partying, just starting fires in my yard. Painting dicks in my yard. Killing bullfrogs and cooking them on the grill. You know, just always something playing music, always something going on. Michelle comes rolling up there one day and says, Daddy, I just saw a wallaby.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:19

Do you know what a wallaby is?

SPEAKER_03 1:28:21

Yeah, it's a baby kangaroo, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:22

Sort of. It's related to a kangaroo.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:24

Or like a uh, I was about to say a female kangaroo.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:27

No, it's it's related to a kangaroo. It's not actually a kangaroo, but it is related to them. Yes, and they're smaller, but they are very kangaroo-like. And I knew that nobody would fucking believe me because we're in goddamn Federalsburg.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:41

No, well, you see one in Federalsburg? Yeah, in Maryland, Federalsburg. It was in like a crate.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:46

And I knew because like his mom was a paranoid schizophrenic and an insane person. So I was like, nobody's gonna believe me. The only fucking person who will believe me, who doesn't like me at all and wants to kill me, is Joe's mom. So I went to her first and I told her, and she believed me.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:07

How fucked up is that, man? You go to a crazy person, tell them anything, you know.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:12

But I knew, but I knew what I saw, and I knew she would be the only person to believe me. So I tell him, and he's like, maybe come on. Did you also see a Tubacabra? Like, what? You know what I mean? Like, but for real though, I saw that bitch, and then there was a news story, like a couple days later, that somebody had actually purchased one some which way or another, had it sent here, and then when they got it here, they realized this is a wild motherfucking animal and I can't take care of it. So they just let the bitch go.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:42

What type of person is that in Fettlesburg that needs a goddamn uh wild bee? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:49

You know that there's more tigers in fucking um Texas than there are in India? I'll never go to Texas or Africa or wherever the fuck in that in that world.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:58

There's more, supposedly there's more tigers in captivity in Texas than there are in the wild of the rest of the world.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:05

Think about that. I was outside smoking cigarettes like real late last night, probably around like one in the morning.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:10

You couldn't do that if there were tigers here.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:13

There was a dog, like uh it wasn't like a big dog, but a dog just walked up to me and looked at me and then kept walking.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:19

What'd he say?

SPEAKER_03 1:30:20

Nothing.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:21

He didn't say a thing, but you know, it just that would have honestly freaked me the fuck out.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:25

It was it was the scariest fucking thing because like the dog wasn't mean or nothing, but just for it to like well, like this is my house. You know what I'm saying? What the fuck are you doing? Yeah, you know what I mean? So like I said, what's up? Imagine if it was like a tiger, though. Yeah, Joe.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:38

Do tigers snatch people, man, all the time.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:41

What about them other bears, dude?

SPEAKER_02 1:30:43

Yeah, lions and tigers and bears.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:45

Are there bears in North Carolina?

SPEAKER_02 1:30:47

Yeah, they got bears, black bears. They got black bears everywhere though. They got black bears here, but they every time they they one pops up, they take it off the Delmar Peninsula. It's happened a bunch of times because they come over here on uh well, first of all, they they want to be here, but they take them to Western Maryland. They take them to Western Maryland. One popped up uh over by Denton, sitting there eating fucking trash on a back deck, they darted it, take it back over there.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:15

They better get them a fragment.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:17

I I used to be like seriously terrified of dogs. Dogs, like for real, for real, terrified of dogs. I've gotten a lot better. Living on the eastern shore will help that. It's like um what do they call that? Immersion therapy or whatever. Um, because every motherfucker has a dog. But I'm still, even though I'm a lot better than I used to be, if you're just don't like them jumping on you, is that what it is? I I'm just scared of them. Like, I don't want them near you. If I don't know them. Like these two dogs that live here, I'm perfectly fine with them. But I'm used to them. I know them, they know me. They're not gonna bite me. Mandy has a brother who has a dog named Clark. I can't be around Clark. He freaks me out. He feels weird, and because he feels weird to me, I feel weird to him. And he fucking growls at me every day. Yeah, dude, he would, for sure. But like, but he knows if that had happened to me, what happened to you last night? Some straight, I'd have for sure ran the fuck in my house. I would not have been able to stand my ground. A strange draw approach. I know, but I'd have still fucking run. I'd have been like, I'm out. Um, this cigarette can wait. What do you do?

SPEAKER_02 1:32:20

What do you do to a cat that starts peeing on your stuff?

unknown 1:32:26

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:32:27

What do you do to a cat that starts peeing on your personal items?

unknown 1:32:31

Are you drunk?

SPEAKER_04 1:32:35

You pee on it, Joe. You pee on it. Piss on the cat? Yes, you pee on it.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:39

You hold it down in a fucking tub and you piss on it, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:42

Wait, you were like trying to embarrass me and it worked.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:46

But yeah, the first time she said that, I was like, what? She was like, and I was like, yeah, it makes sense. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 1:32:54

It worked though, didn't it?

SPEAKER_02 1:32:55

You fucking right, it worked. That never did that shit again. You own them back because it's a dominance thing.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:00

Yeah, it's a dominance thing. You own them back. Yeah, like they're trying to own.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:04

Right. They're trying to dominate you.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:06

Cat started peeing on my stuff. I said, baby, I know you're gonna think I'm fucking. I gotta pick on the cat. He's like, I mean, I'm gonna get something weird. I'm into it. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 1:33:20

I thought Joe was the wild. I pee on people.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:23

I don't, yeah. And I don't fuck animals, I just pee on them. We've had a man, we should write books, baby.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:37

Never fucked an animal except finger fought. Just kidding, man. I'm never I don't like animals. Animal spits taste weird, smells weird.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:46

The thing that makes me laugh is whenever anybody says anything about animals or fucking or anything like that at the club, they're like, well, Joe, blah, blah, blah. Like you should go consult.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:55

They're jokes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:33:57

They're jokes, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:58

But I like it. It gives me something to riff on. It's fine. Um, all right. Another people article. This one you may know. I told you this one. I want you to guess. Sushi, sushi. Sushi. Sushi. Sushi. Sushi. Sushi. Sushi. Sushi Chain.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:23

What is happening?

SPEAKER_02 1:34:25

Sushi Chain wins Guinness World Record for buying the most expensive tuna at auction.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:34

Aren't tuna expired? Oh, I'm supposed to guess like what? Huh? What am I supposed to? You said you want me to try it.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:40

The sushi chain wins Guinness World Record for buying the most expensive tuna at auction. How much was it?

SPEAKER_03 1:34:46

Oh. Oh man. Fuck. We did this. For one fish. I'm saying. I'm saying a million dollars, dude. What do you say?

SPEAKER_04 1:34:58

Well, you already told me the answer, which actually I don't remember.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:03

But a million dollars is a lot for a motherfucking fish.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:06

But like it's it's about a pound.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:08

You're right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:09

Oh, eight hundred and fifty thousand.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:11

No, a million dollars is a lot. But this fish in particular was 3.25 million dollars.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:20

I thought it was millions.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:21

What the fuck, man? And the guy's holding it up. You know what I mean? It's headed.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:26

So it's not and it's halved. So it's not even like it's a ton of fish. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 1:35:31

He's he can lift it. He's just happy he got it, dude. And you know what? That dude should be kicked in the fucking mouth. Seriously. I mean, there are people out here starving, dude. Yeah, right. Fucking dickhead.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:42

Imagine just a little teeny piece of that motherfucker would be a lot of money, man. I don't want it. I just want to touch it.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:48

The fish or the man? Either one. Yeah, the money.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:54

Alright, last one. You ready? This one's for me. BBC wildlife article. US officials. So you know they're brilliant. Parachuted 76 beavers into Idaho wilderness. Then something astounding happened. There are so many things about this that I want to talk about. What do you think happened?

SPEAKER_04 1:36:22

So we sent them. They fucking parachuted beavers.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:27

This is our tax dollars hard at work.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:29

Into Idaho.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:31

76 beavers into Idaho wilderness. They parachuted them little fucking.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:39

And how did they how did the beavers get the parachutes off?

SPEAKER_03 1:36:45

Right?

SPEAKER_04 1:36:46

I'm dumbass. Like, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

SPEAKER_03 1:36:50

This is what if they couldn't deploy their parachutes?

SPEAKER_02 1:36:53

Why didn't they just fly low and toss them, man? A beaver will roll pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:58

Why didn't they drive them in? Why did they have to be flown in? Why did they just drive them in and release them?

SPEAKER_02 1:37:04

I don't know why they parachuted them, but I guess like Izzy said, this was the most it was in the wilderness. That's why there are no roads.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:12

Okay, fine. So something amazing happened. They built dams.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:17

They should have shot the motherfuckers out of cannons, damn near.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:20

I mean that's what they do with chickens in a chicken house. Yeah, they shoot them out of chickens. Yeah, you've seen that before, haven't you? They got this little uh it's like a a ping pong ball cannon, but chickens come out of it. Them little peeps, and they shoot them all in the whole fucking house.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:38

They're like, no, it doesn't hurt them.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:40

I can't feel no, they just roll and they keep running, man. Yeah, I don't know why they put 76 beavers in the wilderness. Only 76, too. It's not that's a weird number, yeah. Well, you think, man, a 747 can hold a lot more than 76 beavers. They probably had to have people in there throwing them out. They didn't go by they didn't go willingly.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:00

You can kick the muffers out. 76?

SPEAKER_04 1:38:05

It's the opposite of 6'7. 6'7. So they just did 76 to throw us off the trail of the evil deeds.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:12

How many uh how many virgins do you get if you're Islam when you go to 72. Yeah. 72.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:19

I heard Joe Rogan make that amazing bit a long time ago.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:22

What the what?

SPEAKER_03 1:38:23

Joe Rogan did that bit a long time ago. Oh, yeah. 72 uh virgins in heaven. And then the three other people did it a lot funnier.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:30

Yeah. Yeah. I was I wasn't thinking of uh Mensaya. I'm kidding, dude. Seriously, fuck that guy. You got anything else you want to say, my love? Izzy.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:48

I mean, I got lots I want to say, but I don't know, I got some stuff coming up. Uh just uh follow me on Facebook for it. What are you on Facebook? Oh, Facebook and Instagram at K-O- underscore Izzy on everything.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:04

Michelle Polar Spain. Yes, sir. But you can say it now. Is your time or forever hold your peace? Say what you want to say.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:12

I mean, you know.

SPEAKER_11 1:39:15

You got anything else? Um, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:22

Second time been the most boring guest on this show. Yeah, we have it was fun. I had fun again. Thank you guys. Yeah, of course. Because my boy uh crapped out on you.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:33

Yeah, man, his girlfriend's uh birthday birthday. He asked to do the wrap-up with us, remember? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:39

Maybe he was saying that it looked like he had something to do. So she like desperately wanted, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 1:39:44

Maybe maybe she's a teeny d she's a teeny tiny little girl, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:49

She uh she was falling asleep during the show.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:52

I know, I saw that.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:53

She probably just went, yeah, I mean she wasn't into it. Yeah, no, you can tell, but yeah, I mean it's all good. It was a body in the crowd, so it's all good. Look good on camera.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:03

Yeah, yeah. Back of her head looked as good as any other. Thank you, guys.