OGYN #31 Music Producer "CHUM" Joins

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SPEAKER_07 0:53

That sounds good, man. In studio today, we got my man Chum. What's up, Isaiah? What's going on, man? Isaiah's back, feeling better. You can move this wherever you want, homie. Yeah. Just so you can relax, whatever you want to do. Me Joe Spain, JoeSpainComedy.com.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

Joe Spain Comedy at Instagram. Isaiah Tingle. Isaiah Tingle's here. Co Izzy everywhere. And our guest.

SPEAKER_07 1:24

Chom Yeah. All right. Man, that's a cool track, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:32

Appreciate it, man.

SPEAKER_07 1:33

That one was called Make Time. What's that song about?

SPEAKER_03 1:37

It's about making time for my girl, man.

SPEAKER_07 1:40

Oh, I was just gonna say I might be fucking something to that. It sounded like it got a grindy beat.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_07 1:46

You know?

SPEAKER_02 1:47

I was in the studio uh Trump a couple times. I got to see the process.

SPEAKER_07 1:50

Yeah?

SPEAKER_02 1:51

Yeah, it's definitely a lot cooler when it's done.

SPEAKER_07 1:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

Yes. There's a lot of sounds and words and ad libs.

SPEAKER_07 1:59

Where do you recorded it at?

SPEAKER_03 2:01

I go to uh Salisbury uh quality interventions. Oh nice quality sound.

SPEAKER_07 2:06

Um I spent a lot of time in the studio in my previous life. That metal music that plays in the beginning, that's from a band that I had in the late 90s, early 2000s. Well, through the 2000s in the tens, and uh studio a lot.

SPEAKER_08 2:24

We did a lot of drugs when we recorded.

SPEAKER_07 2:29

We would stay there for days and just wait till it came out right. Usually we only did one time. Now do you do a lot of takes or do you be you be using some magic?

SPEAKER_03 2:38

I mean, I used to write, but usually lately I've just been going in and like punching in like line after line, bar after bar.

SPEAKER_07 2:44

Yeah. So you write it one line at a time.

SPEAKER_03 2:46

No, I don't even write it, I just say it. Oh yeah, I just say it.

SPEAKER_07 2:50

So like auto-tune?

SPEAKER_03 2:51

Yeah, I just turn them, turn it on, turn the auto-tune on, turn the beat on.

SPEAKER_07 2:54

And then Do you write the beats?

SPEAKER_03 2:56

Nah, I either get them off of YouTube or like local producers will send me beats.

SPEAKER_07 3:00

Oh, that's what's up. Is he Haitian? Is he Haitian?

SPEAKER_03 3:05

Why don't you ask him nice Frenchman?

SPEAKER_07 3:07

Are you Haiti, baby? First generation?

SPEAKER_03 3:11

Nah, not first generation.

SPEAKER_07 3:13

So your your grandmom?

SPEAKER_03 3:14

Yeah, my grandmom, probably my grandma's grandmom.

SPEAKER_07 3:17

You've been here.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

Nah. That's what first generation means, sure. My grandma been here, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 3:23

So your grandmom came from Haiti to here? Yeah. So your mom was born here?

SPEAKER_03 3:28

Nah, my mom, my dad's grandmom.

SPEAKER_07 3:31

So your mom's not Haitian.

SPEAKER_03 3:34

My mom is Haitian.

SPEAKER_07 3:36

Wait, so it's so two Haitians got together and made a baby. Yeah. Both of them come from Haiti or do one of them come from the United States?

SPEAKER_03 3:42

Both of them came from Haiti.

SPEAKER_07 3:43

So you are first generation. First generation. You were born here though.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

No, I wasn't born here. You were born in Haiti? When I was little, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 3:49

So your kids would be first generation. Yeah. Damn. Damn, man. So that's how that works.

SPEAKER_03 3:53

I didn't know how that wor I swear I didn't know how that worked. Yeah, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_07 3:56

That's all. So you were born in Haiti. Yeah. How old how long did you live in Haiti?

SPEAKER_03 4:00

I live in Haiti probably like five years, because I can't hear when I was five. So five years.

SPEAKER_07 4:05

So basically you learned how to speak English when you were a kid.

SPEAKER_03 4:08

Yeah, I don't even remember learning English.

SPEAKER_07 4:10

You can't speak French?

SPEAKER_03 4:11

Nah, I can speak Creole though. Creole. With a little bit of French in there.

unknown 4:16

But yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:17

I can speak Creole fluently, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 4:19

Yeah? Yeah. That's what's up. You ever go down like um on a s if you go, okay. So if you go to Cambridge, Maryland, and you go like out in the marsh, there's people down there that are white people, but they talk like that. Kind of kind of Creole, like time forgot. It's not Creole, but it's got a lot of Creole influence. It's pretty crazy, man.

SPEAKER_03 4:44

It's crazy because there's a lot of different Creole. I didn't even know that either. There's like African Creole and like, yeah, I seen that. I was like, dang, I didn't even know that.

SPEAKER_07 4:51

Man, when I first started working in Cambridge, man, some of the one of them people would come in there and they live in places like uh Crapo. It's spelled C-R-A-P-O. It's Crapo to me, man.

SPEAKER_01 5:03

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_07 5:05

So they're like, listen here, boy. Go down there from Crapo. I was like, whoa, what the fuck are you saying? These aren't even words. But yeah, that was good. So five years old, where'd you move? To Delaware?

SPEAKER_03 5:18

Nah, New York.

SPEAKER_07 5:20

Oh, yeah?

SPEAKER_03 5:20

And then my parents split up, then my mom came down here.

SPEAKER_07 5:24

Queens?

SPEAKER_03 5:26

Close enough. It was like Hempstead. Oh, that's what's happening. Hempstead. Yeah. Whoa.

SPEAKER_07 5:31

Hempstead represent how you do the gang sign for Hempstead.

SPEAKER_03 5:35

Oh you know, I lived there for like what? A year and a half. Then came straight to Delaware.

SPEAKER_07 5:40

And Delaware is where you you start when you started writing music, you were in Delaware. Yeah. How old did you was you started? I think I was like middle school, so probably like 12. So by the time you started playing with your pecker, you started playing music.

SPEAKER_03 5:54

Yeah. Right. Beat to the uh drink to the beat on my own drum.

SPEAKER_07 6:00

Yeah. You got foreskin?

SPEAKER_03 6:03

I used to. Oh. I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 6:06

In Haiti, you know what I mean? You don't know. Haiti they let it go.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

So you gotta cut off over here.

unknown 6:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:11

You gotta cut it off. You were a certain age, like you were like 10? Oh do you remember it? Yeah, yeah, probably. I bet you do. Jump 15. I bet you do, bro. You're bullshitting.

SPEAKER_03 6:23

You're bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 6:24

Oh, me and Jumps and French for a while.

SPEAKER_03 6:26

Yeah, bro. You didn't even know that. Yeah. I don't know why. Don't ask me why.

SPEAKER_07 6:31

I don't know. Because pretty much the rest of the world don't do it. The United States is the oddity. Yeah. I don't know. I'm sorry, dude. I didn't. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

Thank you for your service. I mean, I didn't know that's what happened to my friend.

SPEAKER_07 6:44

So let me ask you this. Have you ever had a friend that just asked you if you're cut?

SPEAKER_03 6:51

Nah, that's the first thing. That's why you never heard it.

SPEAKER_07 6:54

That's why I get the hard, hard questions.

SPEAKER_03 6:58

I don't see how it would come up, you know.

SPEAKER_02 7:00

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_07 7:02

Do you have an anteater?

SPEAKER_02 7:05

You got a vacuum cleaner? You got an extension on that piece? What's going on there?

SPEAKER_07 7:08

Did I ever tell you about the time I lost 50 bucks to the guy? All right, put a pen in it. Don't let me forget about Chum's uh foreskin. Okay. So one time we were all drinking and partying, doing drugs at this uh like bonfire, and it was a basketball rim out there, and this guy said, I can stand at the foul line and piss on the backboard. I said, No, you can't. So I start making up rules. Excuse me. Because I'm trying to think of some way that he's gonna cheat. So I'm like, all right, man, no ladders, no, you can't lower the rim, you know, all these fucking rules. So he's like, okay, okay, okay, okay. This dude stands at the foul line, he pulls down his pants, and he pulls his dick out, and he's not cut. He's got a foreskin. He fills his fills foreskin up with piss like a balloon. Like, dude, it got big. And he went and shit. Man, that shit shot over the back boy. It was fucking. Yeah, man. He made a water gun out of his dick. I had to give him $50. And then I gave him another $50 so I could see. I was like, and I got right down there. I got right down there because I thought he might have had a water gun in there. No, I didn't smell it. Had no smack. No smack. Well, he just washed it off and pissed one time. You know, we were all drinking, so it was probably not much but water.

SPEAKER_03 8:33

Women are brave, aren't they? God. Women like that shit. They like the foreskin?

SPEAKER_07 8:38

They do?

SPEAKER_03 8:40

The young women like the foreskin joke. I guess. I don't know. I guess it's what kind of women do it. The size come with the foreskin. Oh my god. Just can't have loose foreskin, underbearing foreskin. Yeah, there's like I done seen, you know what I'm saying? No. Because when I had it, I was like, let me do my research. What'd you do with it? Did you save it? Sometimes I play with it, twist it. You have it like in a in a cup somewhere? Oh no, I don't have it. Oh. I'm saying when I had it attached. When I had it attached.

SPEAKER_08 9:06

Oh, I got you. Did you miss it?

SPEAKER_03 9:09

No.

SPEAKER_08 9:10

No. You're writing letters.

SPEAKER_03 9:14

Yeah, I put everything I wanted to say to it, I put it in a bottle, I threw it in the ocean.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

I'm sure like we've been friends for a while, man. I'm so sorry. Does that change anything? No, I just I look at you with like you're kind of like my Martin Luther King now.

SPEAKER_07 9:28

Wait a minute, man. Wait a minute. We're nine minutes.

SPEAKER_05 9:42

Killing with fucking uh towns. Oh fucking insane.

SPEAKER_07 9:47

Oh shit. So we're nine and a half minutes in, man. That was only like my third question. So you come, so all right, now I got stuff to talk about. So you were only in New York. Hey man, don't let me just take over.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

Oh, dude. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah, we know each other. We're friends.

SPEAKER_07 10:06

I just don't, you know.

SPEAKER_02 10:07

I got you, man.

SPEAKER_07 10:09

So in New York. You was only there for like a year and a half. Yeah, like a year and a half. So you didn't really pick up no city habits in a year and a half.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

No, no. And it's crazy that you say that because my brother and sister have fucking accents.

SPEAKER_07 10:21

Yeah? Yeah. New York accents. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:23

No shit. That's it, like it's crazy. Yeah, they still live there.

SPEAKER_07 10:28

Oh, they just never left.

SPEAKER_03 10:29

Because we got different uh moms. We just got the same day. Half their half. Yeah, so they stayed out there, me and my mom, we do you go back? Yeah, I visit him from time to time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 10:38

That's a different world, man. Yeah, it is. Especially if you're in the city. Um so you're more of a country. If you if you okay, if you had to live in a city or a country, what would you pay? I'd probably pay the country. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:52

Just because I'm used to it and like mostly because of the driving. I hate driving in the city. That shit's success.

SPEAKER_07 10:59

A lot of people don't drive in the city, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, whatever. Fucking with gas like it is, I might fucking get a bus ticket, man.

SPEAKER_02 11:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 11:10

Shit. Fucking shit.

SPEAKER_02 11:15

He gotta pick me up from the McDonald's.

SPEAKER_07 11:17

Yo, uh, my man Jay Simpson fucking goes and do it, does dates on the bus? On the bus. Like he that's a pretty good date though. On the bus.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

Wait, what you mean? Like on the bus?

SPEAKER_07 11:28

Like, he'll do a little uh comedy spots, he'll book something in Tennessee or fucking whatever, and he'll book another one.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

You meant like I thought you meant like women.

SPEAKER_07 11:36

No, no, no, no. Maybe he might do that. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

That sounds lit though. On the bus.

SPEAKER_07 11:40

No, he's a comedian, he's a musical comedian, he's really funny. And he finds either a train or a bus.

SPEAKER_02 11:46

He uh he busts down here for one show. Who? London, Duron. Oh, yeah. Bust down here for the show that we did in Salisbury. That sounds lit. No, it's bus sucks. It doesn't depends on the bus. Like Greyhound sucks. I was thinking more like on the footage side, like you gotta stop so many times.

SPEAKER_07 12:06

Uh and then sometimes they make you get off. And when you got a few kilos of cocaine strapped to your legs, some people are crazy, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:13

You sweat, you know what I mean? It gets a little weird. You can only jerk off in the bus bathroom so many times.

SPEAKER_07 12:19

Yeah, yeah, because what it is is you go to a um it's better, like from here, if you could go to Baltimore and get on a bus, and then go from Baltimore, you got choices. But if you leave from like some small town, man, you stop fucking every 20 fucking minutes. And then you get sometimes you gotta switch buses because it you know it breaks. But if you get to a hub, usually you can get on a bus that goes to your destination. It just stops a bunch of times. Man, I try to be I'll be trying to sleep.

SPEAKER_02 12:49

But on the bus I would, I'd get fucked up and try to go to sleep.

SPEAKER_07 12:52

I had a um I did a 28 hour bus ride one time.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

Damn.

SPEAKER_07 12:57

Yeah, man, that's a long ass bus ride.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

That's how I used to imagine my comedy career would like gotten that girl. Like uh I'd I get thrown out of the local scene, you know, for God knows what, you know, for probably uh piracy or something, leopards or whatever. And uh like I'd have to take a bus out of here into the next town to like cry because that's what Richard Pryor did in uh Jojo Dancer. Yes, he uh took a bus out and then uh fucking he shared a piece of chicken with a young boy. Yeah, and then it became Richard Pryor. Oh ironic. That was the story. Yes. Shout out to Rich.

SPEAKER_07 13:36

I was gonna think about why oh. Are you a comedy fan?

SPEAKER_03 13:41

Yeah, I like comedy fan.

SPEAKER_02 13:42

Chim should be put me on to a lot of uh the newer shit.

SPEAKER_07 13:45

Oh, well that's what's up. Um, did you see The Roast?

SPEAKER_03 13:48

Uh yeah, I seen a couple clips.

SPEAKER_07 13:50

Oh, you seen clips?

SPEAKER_02 13:51

Yeah, I didn't watch the whole thing.

SPEAKER_07 13:53

Have you watched it yet?

SPEAKER_02 13:54

I uh watched what I wanted to out of it. Okay. Skip certain shit, like celebrity shit, but I see.

SPEAKER_07 13:59

I'm gonna watch it, watch it. Because now all these clips and people were spinning shit weird ways. I gotta see the context of the joke.

SPEAKER_02 14:08

Yeah, people were acting like those people weren't that like they were dropped upon, like, hey, uh, we want you for this random event. Plus, it's a roast, and everyone was there writing together and had writers who wrote the jokes for them. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_07 14:21

Yeah, you're supposed to say real shit. Real yeah, the rottenest shit to say is the best thing to say.

SPEAKER_02 14:26

And they were up there saying someone wrote these for us, you know what I mean? For and it wasn't all the jokes. You know, a bunch of the comedians had a couple of their own jokes, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_07 14:34

But man, I've seen a lot of Gillis hate today, man.

SPEAKER_02 14:36

Oh, yeah, he's gonna for Gillis hate? Oh, a lot of people. I didn't think he said anything that bad. Well, you didn't watch it then. I mean, he said some crazy shit. I thought it was funny compared to like uh oh uh Shannon Shepard or Sherry Chelsea Chelsea Handler. Oh, he called her fucking see, that's what they're worried about. The old Zionist Jew fucking uh killing babies. Because he brought the Jews in. But he also called a black woman like very black. You know what I'm saying? Like he talked about. I don't have no problem. Yeah, I have no problem. But I'm just saying, like, they're they're worried about her the calling the nice Jew woman with nice Jew tits, fucking well, that's what makes me want to watch it because her tits, yes.

SPEAKER_07 15:14

Besides, yeah, her tits.

SPEAKER_02 15:15

And they were leaking out of the top.

SPEAKER_07 15:19

Yes, I want to see because Chelsea Handler's a comedian, quote unquote. So I'm sure she dealt some out too, but every post you see, the clip is trying to get a desired reaction. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 15:31

She was punched down upon. Right.

SPEAKER_07 15:33

And it wasn't but you know how I feel about that.

SPEAKER_02 15:35

I feel like Tony went at her pretty hard. Tony was, man, I mean, when you hear Tony's shit, you better like you're gonna have to pause it or you might pass out. Oh, yeah, you gotta watch it. Dude, I I almost my eye cracked the fuck up.

SPEAKER_07 15:46

All right, well, let's watch it for next week. Watch, what can you watch that for thing, yes? I will too. All right. So, you like fishing?

SPEAKER_03 15:55

I'm fishing, but I've been fishing.

SPEAKER_07 15:56

Yo, I no, you're not like a fishing black guy.

SPEAKER_03 15:58

I'm not like a I'm not like a hype beast fisherman. He's not every general, but but Isaiah says that because I have my fishing license. Oh. But you know how many people out there fish with no license? Um many.

SPEAKER_07 16:12

And cats. I think they let you catch them blue catfish now with no license. I hope they lock you all up in fisherman's jail. I have my fishing license. I don't break no laws. Good.

SPEAKER_03 16:24

I'll get it. I'm gonna get back into fishing. It's been a long time. Last time I fished was with Isaiah, he caught a fish and I two. I caught two fish. Yeah. Two. Say it, say them together makes one because it was they were like two babies. I don't know how he caught them. The hook was bigger than the fish.

SPEAKER_07 16:42

What kind of fish was it?

SPEAKER_02 16:44

Catfish. Yeah, yeah. What he said. He was on mushrooms. He just ride a bike around before I was over like a dickhead. I think it is. I'm like, dude, we're supposed to be out here fishing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 16:54

I was uh I was fishing on mushrooms one time. On this pier. First of all, it was hard to get on the pier.

SPEAKER_02 17:02

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_07 17:03

Because it I swear it felt like it was moving, and the wood grain looked like it was furry. So I walk down the pier and I'm fishing, and believe it or not, I catch this fish, and it was a little catfish. Man, it was all it just you know how it is. Everything's crazy, you're tripping. I finally get this thing off the hook and I look up. I see this eagle, and to me, it's like giant. So I'm like, I'm like, hey, Mr. Eagle, I take this fish and I threw the fish up in the air and it got it.

SPEAKER_08 17:36

I swear to God. I'm pretty sure it was real. Fucking whatever.

SPEAKER_04 17:42

Dude, you fucking pacemaker, dude. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07 17:46

Yo, what did I do, dude? He even said thank you.

SPEAKER_02 17:51

I'm gonna try that shit. I'm gonna try that shit.

SPEAKER_07 17:53

We'll do it. If we go fishing, I'll I'll show you, man. You get an osprey or an eagle. How many times have you done this once? Uh yes, I've only done it once, and I was tripping. But also, I was working on a house one time and a cat got out, and I saw an eagle swoop down and get that.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

That might be your like calling when you get off the shoes.

SPEAKER_08 18:13

I think the eagles like me, man.

SPEAKER_02 18:15

The only encounter with an eagle I've ever had was uh I knew this retarded chick. Uh I was banging her non-retarded hot friend, but the retarded chick was like, Yeah, I was at a baseball game and an eagle shit on me. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Ew.

SPEAKER_03 18:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 18:31

Tell me you ever had an eagle shit on you?

SPEAKER_03 18:33

I've seen eagles. I've touched money, that's about it. No, no, money.

SPEAKER_04 18:39

Oh, I knew you were gonna say that. I hate that.

SPEAKER_03 18:42

That's about it. Yo, get this nigga. Look, I went to the dump one time.

SPEAKER_02 18:45

You're drinking Dr.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

Thunder talking about money.

SPEAKER_02 18:47

Fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_08 18:48

Oh, yeah, man. Dr.

SPEAKER_03 18:50

Thunder. But no, I went to the dump and it was like 10 eagles. I swear. I was like, what the fuck? They hang out at the dump.

SPEAKER_07 18:56

No, eagles. No buzzards.

SPEAKER_03 18:58

I got pictures of.

SPEAKER_07 19:00

Buzzards too, yeah. Yeah, whoa. The Eagles have meeting up on the hill. They let the buzzards have the little scraps, and then the eagles go get to big things.

SPEAKER_02 19:06

Buzzards are black. Yo, those motherfuckers different colors. They are, but I mean they're black people. Like they're treated underclad.

SPEAKER_07 19:14

That's what I would say that's a crow more than anything.

SPEAKER_02 19:18

A gym crow. I haven't even seen a crow in a couple of time. Yeah, when's the last time you seen a crow?

SPEAKER_07 19:25

Um, I don't look for them too much. No, they're not. Are they? I think so. I think you can kill them. I ain't never ate one, but I've killed them.

SPEAKER_02 19:35

I thought you'd get like rabid bird disease or something.

SPEAKER_07 19:38

Bird of bifida.

SPEAKER_02 19:39

You get real sick eating bird, yeah. What? Bird is the word.

SPEAKER_07 19:44

You ever do any hunting or anything, man?

SPEAKER_02 19:46

No, no hunting.

SPEAKER_03 19:48

Not legal hunting, of course. He don't like to carry it like that. One time I was driving on a back road. I seen a fucking turkey. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'll try to get that bitch.

SPEAKER_07 19:58

With your car? No, with your car. With your hands. Oh, with your gun.

unknown 20:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:03

He's like, tack, tack, tack, tack.

SPEAKER_02 20:07

What were you gonna do if you cut if you get it? What? My mom would have cooked that joint up.

SPEAKER_03 20:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

Yeah, she would have.

SPEAKER_06 20:13

What?

SPEAKER_02 20:14

Alright. Your mom can cook.

SPEAKER_03 20:17

Can she?

SPEAKER_02 20:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:19

Boy. That's it. You gotta stop.

SPEAKER_02 20:21

No, she has she's cooked for me, right? Hasn't she? Before? She's cooked for me and I've given you some. But no, one time specifically, you're like, hey, my mom's made this for you. Uh. All right, whatever.

SPEAKER_07 20:32

What kind of food you cook she cooked?

SPEAKER_03 20:33

Rice and beans.

SPEAKER_07 20:35

Oh, so like authentic type. So like Haitian food.

SPEAKER_03 20:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 20:39

Uh goat. Goat. Curry.

SPEAKER_03 20:42

No, it's not something like that. It's like a little different, but you could call it goat curry. Oh, what is it?

SPEAKER_07 20:48

Explain it to me. Oh, so like goat stew. It's just the seasoning is a little bit. Is it yellow or is it orange?

SPEAKER_03 20:52

It's orange.

SPEAKER_07 20:53

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I like that one.

SPEAKER_03 20:56

Junofrey rice. Yeah, it's kind of like she got the red beans.

SPEAKER_07 21:00

Yeah, red beans and rice. Jambalaya.

SPEAKER_03 21:04

Not jambalaya, but like it's kind of like that.

SPEAKER_07 21:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:07

Me and this nigga eat like Haitian food. We used to eat Haitian food like five times a week. A week. Yeah. It's good for you, man. Make it fun a lot. No, you can't work. Mike come over there and fucking heroin slouched out from the fucking goat, dude. From the pork.

SPEAKER_03 21:27

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 21:28

Goat ain't pork.

SPEAKER_03 21:30

No, they got goat and they got pork.

SPEAKER_07 21:32

Goat got clove and hoof.

SPEAKER_03 21:33

For some reason, it's like a Haitian delicacy. What, pork or goat? Goat. It's so expensive. Like.

SPEAKER_02 21:38

Yeah, and lamb, lamb for the Indians. I've been on that pretty hard lately. The uh lamb lamb over rice.

SPEAKER_03 21:47

Yeah, you like lamb? Yes. You like lamb? I like the way they put it together.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:53

That shit be busting.

SPEAKER_07 21:55

You ever been to the uh what's it called? Brazilian steakhouse? And they're in every major city, I think. Chow. Fogo to Chow, that's right.

SPEAKER_02 22:16

I could have swear to God one like at like about a fucking Cold Classic.

SPEAKER_07 22:22

Really? No.

SPEAKER_02 22:24

It might be like a Brazilian steak, but it might be, you know what I mean? Like uh I don't know. It might be something else. It's good.

SPEAKER_07 22:31

But it's a it's a little bit expensive, and because it's expensive, you try to eat a lot. I left there with the meat sweats, man. Like I thought I was gonna die. We went before a hockey game. I was sitting in the stadium just sweating with a beer in my hand, never even touched it.

SPEAKER_02 22:48

I never ate that much meat, dude.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

What? Not a baby, but I have. I know you have, Jim. But I'm trying to wonder, do they have like good cows and bad cows? Because like this meat, like, why is the price range so crazy? Like the city. I don't know. Keep talking to the microphone, I'll let you know.

SPEAKER_02 23:04

Like the meat, like calling you a cow.

SPEAKER_07 23:12

Grilled beef.

SPEAKER_02 23:14

I know that's another big chump track. Invest in a cow, dude. We should buy like a cow together. Yeah. Can't you buy like a quarter of a cow? That's what I used to split. Four ways. Yeah. We split. Like, cause it's a lot of meat, dude. Like in a cow.

SPEAKER_07 23:29

I used to split cows with friends.

SPEAKER_02 23:30

How many ways?

SPEAKER_07 23:31

Four ways.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

Four ways? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 23:33

It's like two grand for a whole cow. Well, it's probably 3,500 now.

SPEAKER_03 23:38

You should bring it down. You gotta have a lot of freezer for that. They want to know what it's like to be a star. Miss my dog with one of a god. It really is like you out. Now I'm stuck this up my thoughts, and I don't know if I'll make it out. I'm limited to the pain. I never beat a state, my study to the game, my step to the pain. I never be the same. My dog is one of the copy really take you out. I never beat the same. I started to the game. Make sure we get those crazy.

SPEAKER_07 24:24

Yeah, man. That was called Talk to God.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

Yeah. What's that song about? Wanna talk to God, press for one.

SPEAKER_02 24:38

I mean, come on, okay. Who do you think wrote that? Uh, I don't know, man. If you're lucky. We're pretty like, come on. Yeah, but you know, my my rate, dude. Once you work with me, you know, you work with the best. So I like that.

SPEAKER_07 24:54

I like the conference.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

Yeah, man. Only in music should I don't do it.

SPEAKER_07 25:01

So obviously he ain't got by name brand soda. I don't think he got by name brand soda. Dude, I think. To be fair, I didn't pay for it. The government did. You know, they're getting ready to cut that shit out. Man, yeah, you're not gonna be able to buy soda. What? Yeah. They're getting ready to cut that shit out.

SPEAKER_03 25:18

I ain't had they fucking. I thought you were meant food stamps. I'm sorry. I was buying it. Oh, right. Man, listen.

SPEAKER_02 25:23

The soda in food stamps you can't buy a food stance soda, is what they're saying right now.

SPEAKER_07 25:26

Man, they fined me $4,000 because they said I overpaid my food stamps. So I ain't had them in like I'm out of food, man. I ain't had them in like a minute. And they take they drag their feet, getting it fucking, you know what I'm saying? Getting it straight. You go in there and yell, I'm it, don't do nothing, you just make yourself mad.

SPEAKER_02 25:41

That's how they try to do me with unemployment when I got laid off. I literally was only off for like four weeks. And uh two, I only got paid for two of the weeks, and they tried to say they overpaid me. So you owed them. Yeah, I owed them like $200. I drugged my feet to give them that $200, dude. I was like, fuck.

SPEAKER_07 25:59

I just didn't want to take it out of my taxes, man, because they'll fucking hit you with that shit.

SPEAKER_03 26:02

Yeah. And them knowing, knowing like who you are, they're like, what he gonna do about it? Yeah, right, right.

SPEAKER_02 26:10

All right, this nigga needs this.

SPEAKER_07 26:12

So what do you buy? Like if you buy, all right, like toilet paper, we was talking before. I buy angelsoft toilet paper every time. At least two ply.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

Apparently, I need bounty. That's what my mom says. That's what our house uses.

SPEAKER_07 26:26

Bounty toilet paper?

SPEAKER_02 26:27

Yes.

unknown 26:28

Huh.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

I don't have a brand either. I get Scott, bounty, angelsoft. Because if it's how many plies, how many layers? It's like harder to wipe your ass with a lot of plies, I feel like.

SPEAKER_07 26:38

Yeah, if it's three, it's too many. Yeah, it's like a bunch of shit.

SPEAKER_03 26:41

Two or three. I don't go over three.

SPEAKER_07 26:44

I can't have one though, man, because it's like over three, I just use less.

SPEAKER_02 26:47

What's wrong? I shit here once. Uh huh. Remember that time? I was like, Joe, my stomach hurts. I will I would never do this. And I had to shit.

SPEAKER_07 26:52

Yeah, I know, I don't remember.

SPEAKER_02 26:54

Fucking, I dude, I mean, your toilet paper was too thick. It was too thick. I um I was a little insecure.

SPEAKER_07 27:00

Upstairs?

SPEAKER_02 27:01

No, downstairs.

SPEAKER_07 27:02

It was probably my toilet paper.

SPEAKER_02 27:04

Dude, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 27:05

I like an Angel Soft Tupy. Cause my dad used to always try to save money on fucking toilet paper. And he had that shit you could see through, you hold it up and you could see through it like it wasn't in there. You might as well just finger yourself right in the ass.

SPEAKER_03 27:16

Why'd that be a little bit more? Not me neither, chum.

SPEAKER_07 27:18

Tell him. Tell him. Because then you might as well just finger yourself in the fucking ass.

SPEAKER_03 27:22

See, look, because of YouTube and my badass kids, I know how to fucking change a toilet. And when I picked my toilet up, it was like fucking so much fucking toilet paper just stuck. Why are you picking your toilet up? The kids put stuff in it. Oh, so you gotta take it up. And then the boats were stuck. That's what YouTube said. Come on. That's what YouTube said. You come toilet to get the boat out. And you don't have a stall. Just break the bits. I like thinking YouTube because it worked out in the Instagram. Graduated from YouTube University.

SPEAKER_07 28:01

Break a toilet on my knees. Smoking mad trees.

SPEAKER_02 28:07

Rewind, talk to God. Everybody wanna work with Isaiah, the rapper.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

Speaking of work, want to work with a rappers.

SPEAKER_02 28:18

Oh man. Yeah, man. Chubb's a rapper for a while. Tell me how long you've been rapping. I guess you said that already. Yeah, so like. I mean, seriously, though? So like making music videos.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

So you've been making music videos ever since I known you. Yeah, it don't even feel like that long, but like probably like four or five years. It don't even feel like that.

SPEAKER_07 28:35

On YouTube? Yeah. What's that? What's your uh YouTube?

SPEAKER_03 28:37

C BG Chum. C B G T T B G. If you want to remember it, just remember the Blades Gorilla. That's what it's like. Blades Gorilla.

SPEAKER_04 28:46

A bitch. Gorilla, the spinner. Ring a tanger bangin'. You know. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_02 28:52

We got a game. Shout out to my guy. We got a gorilla for sale. We never got a gorilla for sale. I remember this nigga would invite me to music videos, and I was just so afraid to pop because like Chem knew's all the black people that bullied me in high school.

SPEAKER_07 29:09

Did y'all go to school together?

SPEAKER_03 29:11

Nah, I got kicked out before he came. Yeah. For what? Share cropping. Being that white team, man. Being a being just just being a bad kid.

SPEAKER_08 29:21

You're so nice, man.

SPEAKER_03 29:22

Just be look, but no, look, I didn't even like partake. I was just there. So like. Yeah, it happens. So like when the cops arrested everybody, I was just there. So like, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 29:31

I did some time and was just there.

SPEAKER_01 29:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:35

Yeah, man. I had nothing on me. I was just there. I didn't either. I was like, how's your day going? Completely ignored me.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

Okay, I see what time you want.

SPEAKER_08 29:49

I see what we're doing here.

SPEAKER_02 29:50

Yeah. I would have gave him a hard time from there. I would have mentioned a board.

SPEAKER_07 29:55

So you like, did you perform? Do you okay? So you do rap, you do videos, you got music that's out on everywhere, all the streaming stuff. Do you have you performed? Like, have you performed live?

SPEAKER_03 30:06

Yeah, I've performed before, like a couple times.

SPEAKER_07 30:09

Yeah? Yeah. Like around here?

SPEAKER_03 30:10

Yeah, Salisbury, mainly where I perform.

SPEAKER_02 30:13

That's what's up. We almost got to perform in the same venue. I just wasn't as fortunate to be booked on the said show.

SPEAKER_07 30:18

Could you perform? Like, what you mean? Like. Like if somebody gave you 10 minutes to doing that, yeah. You like doing that, huh? Yeah. We're gonna have to put you to the test, bro. We get fucking audience locked in somewhere. We're like, check this mother!

SPEAKER_02 30:35

Trump got second place in a competition. He should have won that night. Definitely should have won that night. Where? Lurking class. Lurking class. Mm-hmm. He did uh what three shows there?

SPEAKER_07 30:46

Were working class?

SPEAKER_02 30:47

Lurking class, K Shop Salisbury. Oh. Were you on that show? It was you, Todd, Fat, RJ. Not me. So it was RJ, Todd, Fat, Zach, Dev, maybe.

SPEAKER_07 30:59

I was like, so all the Del Mar lackeys. Yeah. I love it.

SPEAKER_03 31:04

That's why I didn't like performing there, because like you know everybody. That would put me in a crowd. I didn't I don't like that. Right. I like to just be me.

SPEAKER_07 31:12

Man, I could definitely get you up in the city if you wanted to do it. Oh yeah, for sure. For sure, for sure. They would love it, man. Because to me, it's kind of weird, but they do it all the time. They put musician, comic, musician, comic on a s on a showcase. Hell yeah. And I'm telling you right now, if yeah, I don't want to say too much, but uh just that little bit of music I heard of yours is better than some of that shit.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

Dude, someone's ever been to somebody's music open mics with me, but I tell them about them, dude. They're fucking awful. I mean, God bless them. The ones in Delaware. The one let me be specific. The ones in Salisbury, Delaware that I've been to fucking suck, and the people should probably be put down for Delaware.

SPEAKER_01 31:53

Salisbury, Delaware.

SPEAKER_02 31:54

Yes, for their lack of talent. Salisbury, Delaware. Parts unknown. Area code 41302, you know? Damn, we should remake uh the 902 in there. 41302. I fucked it up, man.

SPEAKER_07 32:13

410302. 410302 there, yeah. I was thinking about getting uh um Bridgetown tattooed on one of my forearms.

SPEAKER_02 32:21

What's Bridgetown?

SPEAKER_07 32:22

It's just the most obscure little shit town that hasn't even had a post office.

SPEAKER_02 32:28

Right. I think they just run it out of means for towns. Population of 20.

SPEAKER_07 32:32

It's got like four houses. Seriously, it's got four or five houses and a bridge. So they called it Bridgetown. So me and all my homeboys, I'd be like straight out of Bridgetown.

SPEAKER_03 32:41

There's probably like 10 bridgetowns in the U.S.

SPEAKER_07 32:44

I'm sure. I'm sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:45

Bridgeport.

SPEAKER_06 32:46

What are we gonna call this place? There's the bridge over there. Did you listen to the uh the solo dude?

SPEAKER_02 32:54

I mean you that played that goddamn Mariot. I lost my shit. Good. I was at work laughing.

SPEAKER_07 33:03

I didn't know. I can't listen to it, and I had fun, man. I had fun, but like I like playing music during them now. This time we got a musical guest so I can easily slip into a beat. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_02 33:16

Can't you see the bitches twerking?

SPEAKER_07 33:18

Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 33:19

Big themes. Lil'y fiend, little booty fiends.

SPEAKER_07 33:23

Broken ass bit off fingernails. Little marks. Oh, split ends. Uh-huh. Split ends.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

Dirty clothes.

SPEAKER_07 33:30

Dirty socks.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

Everything's dirty. They look wet. They look misty in the face, all sweaty.

SPEAKER_03 33:36

I ain't one for nothing, but my children grow up with it, you can see the smile from the inside. I'm trying to tell some DJ Joey. DJ Joey, bro.

SPEAKER_08 33:48

That was a good visual, man. I was hearing them big, them big light-skinned girl booty smacks with the with the uh man.

SPEAKER_07 33:57

There used to be this girl that hung out in Baltimore around a comedy crowd. Oh. She was sexy, man. Sexy. Maria used to bring her around. Yeah. I probably shouldn't be saying this on here.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

Nah, fuck it. There's this one chick. There's this one chick. Uh fuck. What's his name? Fuck. No, what's his name? You don't know what I'm calling him. Yeah, I don't know. Um, he there's the short dude, he uh does I can't remember his bit. Short dude comes to Motorhouse. He's like Puerto Rican, maybe, or light skinned. Okay. You know what I'm talking about? No. Mike something.

SPEAKER_07 34:33

Yes, because just got a haircut.

SPEAKER_02 34:35

Yes, and he does like all the skits. He's really booming on uh fucking Instagram. Oh yeah. Really mad. I can't remember his name. But uh the chick he hangs out with, the light-skinned chick at Duscounty in Baltimore. You know what I'm talking about? I will say her name because I don't care it's a compliment. Her ass is so fat, dude.

SPEAKER_07 34:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:52

Oh my god. She could sit on my face.

SPEAKER_07 34:54

With a pH.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

Hopefully, I yes. Hopefully, I'm funny enough for her to sit on my face one day.

SPEAKER_07 34:58

Well, you gotta tell him, oh, I think I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_07 35:02

Woo woo woo.

SPEAKER_02 35:04

You know it.

SPEAKER_06 35:06

I think I know.

SPEAKER_05 35:08

Tells me everything you know. I like to drive with the top down. I like to play it all wow.

SPEAKER_02 35:19

Zach Ryder. Is that fat? I like that, man. Oh, dude, her shit is fucking like when your song plays and it's the the the the drumman, that's her ass. Yeah. So it's the bongos when you hit the three on on a K. Yeah, I was playing the bongos on stage fucking uh this week. It's funny you say that. Yeah. Fucking that's what I do when I have no material. I go up on stage. Punch ones and bongos. You gotta go up there one time with a Jamaican hand accent, bro. I would. But it'd be like a white dude. I'd do like a white dude imitating a Jamaican accent.

SPEAKER_07 35:54

Like Eddie Colson.

SPEAKER_02 35:59

Dude, yeah, that was on point.

SPEAKER_07 36:01

Yeah, man. I every once in a while I'll get one.

SPEAKER_02 36:04

Searching.

SPEAKER_07 36:06

Oh shit. Hey man, so do you um you root for any sports teams?

SPEAKER_03 36:11

Uh not really, because once I found out it was rigged, I just got like a couple favorite teams, but like still gamble. Yeah, I do gamble.

SPEAKER_07 36:20

Oh I mean You can't have favorite teams if you gamble. More of like favorite players, but oh yeah, you're a player's guy. Who do you like right now in the NBA?

SPEAKER_03 36:30

If I say 'em, it's a disappointment because they knocked him out of the playoffs. It's not a good one. KD.

SPEAKER_07 36:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

I like the point guard for the Knicks, Bronson. You do? Yeah. I like the next. I know. Yeah, he's gonna take it all the way this year, bum ass snigging.

SPEAKER_07 36:45

You know, one time OKC that's not. You think so? I think um, I think it's gonna be OKC, unfortunately, and the Spurs. That's gonna be a good series. And then it's gonna be Cleveland and your next.

SPEAKER_02 37:04

Oh, my next are gonna take fucking Cleve.

SPEAKER_07 37:07

You think so? Yeah. Is that who they're playing now? Uh Cleveland's. They're playing Pistons right now.

SPEAKER_03 37:12

That's right, Detroit. And Minnesota's playing Spurs. It's tight, it's 2-2 right now. I know the night.

SPEAKER_07 37:16

Wimby with his big dumbass elbow.

SPEAKER_03 37:19

I ain't gonna lie. Minnesota might I don't know. It's like he's hurt.

SPEAKER_07 37:22

They're big. Wimby's hurt. No, no, no. Wimby got ejected for throwing an elbow.

SPEAKER_03 37:27

Oh, I seen it. Okay, yeah. Yeah, that was a vicious fucking elbow. It was like he didn't know what the hell that ejection meant.

SPEAKER_02 37:33

Yeah. Which one you think hurt more? KP's fucking elbow to uh goddamn James Harden. That's like what cave, James Harden's head's caved in because of that. Or you think Wimby's fucking elbow.

SPEAKER_03 37:47

He sold it. He did sell it a little bit. Yeah, but Wimby's skinny, so that elbow probably was. That shit hurt, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 37:53

Yeah, but Wemby ain't got no muscle.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

Yeah, he does, so that bone hurt.

SPEAKER_07 37:56

He can't even jump. He don't really need to.

SPEAKER_03 37:59

Yeah, he just he's already over the room.

SPEAKER_07 38:01

He's just he's got six skills. I give it to him, but he is nine foot six.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

Yeah, I wouldn't be able to fuck him up out there. I'd like crunch his fucking leg, fall on it or something. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 38:11

You play, go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 38:12

No, I don't play.

SPEAKER_07 38:13

You play, you play the game with him.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

Yeah. Me and him be like going at it. The lock. Not like on the game, but I'm talking about like words. Talking shit. Because he swears like I'm so ass, but like my team, my team be beating his team.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

I'm not a team player. I if I outperform him, that's all that matters. I don't really care about winning.

SPEAKER_07 38:36

If you got one player get 50 points, you're happy.

SPEAKER_03 38:38

That's fair. He's right. He does be putting up most of the points on his team, but he's got a player named Isaiah on his team.

SPEAKER_08 38:49

Nah. He's got 99 on everything. You put on, you turn everything up.

SPEAKER_02 38:58

He got a good build on the K though. Yeah, I'll be turning up on 2K. We'd be on there with Dev. We'd be on there with fucking Nick.

SPEAKER_07 39:05

We'd be on 2K with everybody. Yeah, I need to get on some 2K, man.

SPEAKER_03 39:08

Yo, you just frustration up, man. Cuss everybody out on that.

SPEAKER_07 39:11

Yeah, I don't get like that.

SPEAKER_03 39:12

No? Nah. I laugh. It's a lot of people. It makes me get like that. Yeah. When you start wanting to hit shit and it's just missing.

SPEAKER_07 39:19

It makes me laugh when other people get like that. It makes me hysterical, man.

SPEAKER_02 39:23

We were playing the other night and we had lost, but like I was on the phone. I think Chum was just, you know what I'm saying, fucking just doing his own shit. But we were playing like twos against other, like online. We lost, and it was like our first game on. These little motherfuckers came in there and was like, oh yeah, you bum motherfuckers. We was like, what the fuck? Like, we both came in there and started hounding his ass. Cause like we weren't talking, dude. Like, we just the fuck out. And they barely won.

SPEAKER_03 39:47

They don't say nothing the whole game until they finally win.

SPEAKER_07 39:49

So can't you turn your shit off sometimes?

SPEAKER_03 39:51

Yeah, I'd be having my mic off, and cause my kids be loud. Right. I'd have had a motherfucker say some shit about my camera. Yeah, but they do shit like that, you know. So like so you gotta like turn your mic off. Like sometimes I'll be like, damn.

SPEAKER_02 40:06

Somebody be like, yo, tell your kids shit.

SPEAKER_03 40:09

I can't even say nothing back because I've been telling them to shut the fuck up the whole time. So I was like, you got it. I'm gonna just sit here and shut the fuck up with them.

SPEAKER_07 40:18

You know, when I was um, I don't know how old I was, but I was in line at BWI going to Jamaica, and I'd been a bunch of times, but this was the first time I was taking my wife. We were coming up the escalator and coming at the top of the escalator. Sorry, I forgot I had a mic. At the top of the escalator, coming down the same on you know, on the other side was Kevin Garnett.

SPEAKER_02 40:45

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07 40:46

I mean, not Kevin Garnett, Kevin Durant.

SPEAKER_03 40:49

Oh, even better.

SPEAKER_07 40:51

But it was his first year, he had just left Texas. Damn, right?

SPEAKER_02 40:58

And I was like supersonic.

SPEAKER_07 40:59

So I was like, uh, now he wasn't playing for no team. He was still tech he was still a longhorn, right? Oh shit. So I said, um, I said, hey Michelle. And she was like, whatever. No, it ain't. So I was like, all right. And I didn't I was just like, alright, whatever. So we're in line, our flight was delayed, and we're in line, and there's this big black guy behind us with all these bags. I get talking to him. It was his dad. And he was like, Yeah, um, we they sent a car for him. Jay-Z and somebody else sent a car for him so he could go up and have a conversation with the Nets and the uh 76ers and maybe the Knicks. But they sent a car, but they wouldn't take his dad. His mom and his dad had to get on a plane, and they flew them up and he met him up there. So, you know, we have this whole conversation, and Michelle's like, you know, yeah, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Sure enough, we come walking back down the hall, and there he is. And you know how he looks skinny on TV? Man, his calves are like almost like gallon water jugs. I mean, even coming out of college, you know what I mean? He was pretty thin up top, but he's a pretty big fucking dude, man. He's real real soft spoken, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 42:21

Real I'm a basketball player, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 42:23

He might not be like that now, but it's before he was famous.

SPEAKER_02 42:27

He'd be like telling people to like suck his dick.

SPEAKER_07 42:31

Yeah. I saw um just last year the the Queen. His name's Derek, too, isn't it? Queen came out of Maryland last year. You're talking about the rookie? Yeah, he just went. I saw him at the what team he played for? I don't know. He just got drafted. He he entered the draft last year.

SPEAKER_02 42:49

You talking about bones?

SPEAKER_07 42:51

No, you ain't talking about bones and it was three of them that all they should have stayed in college, I think.

SPEAKER_02 42:56

You're not talking about bones and bones been there for like three years or something.

SPEAKER_07 42:59

No, the kid's name is Queen.

SPEAKER_03 43:01

Oh, Queen. Um Queen?

SPEAKER_07 43:03

His last name is Queen.

SPEAKER_03 43:04

Something Queen.

SPEAKER_07 43:05

Oh, I think he played for um He plays in the NBA now, but he sits on the bench.

SPEAKER_03 43:10

He's like, I remember I knew you're talking about it.

SPEAKER_07 43:12

Yeah, go ahead. Just tell me who it is. I think it's Derek, but I might be wrong. Anyway, it might be something like that. Real, he's probably 6'10, 6'11. We went to the right after they got knocked out of the tournament. He was at the Oriol park, and whoever I was with was like, I was like, Yeah, there's the Turps. And he was like, No, it ain't. Okay. Sure enough, we come walking back out. There was three or four of them all standing there.

SPEAKER_02 43:39

Fuck Jay-Z, yeah, you made Yeah, that's him.

SPEAKER_07 43:42

Yep, Derek Queen.

SPEAKER_02 43:43

Jay-Z's bum ass, making his parents fucking go through all that shit. That's why he's an ass rapper.

SPEAKER_07 43:48

And then who ended up who ended up drafting Durant?

SPEAKER_02 43:51

The Seattle Supersonics.

SPEAKER_07 43:53

So what it wasn't OKC?

SPEAKER_02 43:55

They were the Seattle Supersonics at the time. So for that last year, and then

SPEAKER_07 44:00

Fucking city thunder. No shit. Damn dog. So there is no Seattle supersonics anymore. Man, Sean Kemp ain't got a home. Ray Allen?

SPEAKER_02 44:12

Well, I guess he found his.

SPEAKER_07 44:14

Yeah. Did you see he was in uh he pulled a gun on somebody in a drive-thru? Oh, Ray Allen?

SPEAKER_02 44:20

Sean Kemp. Oh, stam. Ray Allen, he was like uh like he was like subtweeting at Wemon on fucking like Twitter back in the day. He didn't know like it wasn't like Chum, imagine you're a thick booty bitch, right?

SPEAKER_03 44:34

Yo, I can't imagine that.

SPEAKER_02 44:36

So imagine I'm uh I'll take a beer. Imagine I'm Ray Allen. Ray Allen was like, yo, you look so gorgeous, but and he's like doing this publicly. We thought he was texting her. Yes, and everybody sees it, and he's doing this to like porn stars, everybody.

SPEAKER_03 44:51

Jesus Shuttles were. He looked like a freaky man. Look like he just put baby oil on his head before he got active. Bro, it was a freak.

SPEAKER_07 44:58

Isn't that what his name was in that movie?

SPEAKER_03 45:00

Jesus Shutters were.

SPEAKER_07 45:06

Excuse me. So who you got? You got who you got in the playoffs? I know you're rooting for the next. Who you got, Chum?

SPEAKER_03 45:14

See, if the Spurs get knocked out by OKC, then I'm going for OKC.

SPEAKER_07 45:19

So anybody out of the West. Yeah. Um, who's the Timberwolves? Number one.

SPEAKER_02 45:26

Um, um Jordan reincarnated. We're talking about uh Ant Man.

SPEAKER_03 45:33

Yes, Ant-Man. He's he got two bum knees. He sold me like a couple times. I don't like him.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

You know who else got two bum knees? John Morant. They said he has been fucking horrible this season. What? They said he's been horrible this season. John Morant. Yeah. I mean, I'm not surprised though. I mean, it's all he was doing was run to Joel Embiid. Joel Embiid hasn't been good in years. Yeah. He hasn't been good in the years. Don't say in years. I mean, he hasn't. He's never. Everybody's like, wait till he gets healthy. Wait till he's 100%. He's never healthy. He's never 100%. Yeah, that's right. Anthony Davis. That's like Greg Odin. Fucking soft bum. He's light skinned next. Jason Tatum. It's like everybody can get injured next. We need a league full of Draymond's dark skins. Draymond, he about to retire. Dennis Schroeder's. LeBron about retire after getting kicked out of the playoffs. No, DeAndre Ayton will never be able to touch a basketball again. They got sweet.

SPEAKER_07 46:26

Yeah, they got swapped last night. That's right. I forgot about that. So, um, you want to do headlines?

SPEAKER_02 46:32

Yeah, man, we do headlines.

SPEAKER_07 46:34

So, headlines, we do headlines. Have you ever listened to the podcast before? Yeah. So he he don't know shit, and I don't know shit. So we just try to figure it out. And this one goes along with our NBA theme. You know who Jason Collins is?

SPEAKER_02 46:47

No, who's up?

SPEAKER_07 46:48

Jason Collins, first out NBA gay player, dies from cancer.

SPEAKER_02 46:56

That's it.

SPEAKER_07 46:57

Yeah. What kind of cancer do you think he had?

SPEAKER_02 46:59

The gay con.

SPEAKER_07 47:01

What colins?

SPEAKER_02 47:02

The gay con? Ass cancer. Oh, damn. Dickin' butt cancer. No, I'm kidding. Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_07 47:12

You know who Jason Collins is? White boy? No, it was a black dude.

SPEAKER_02 47:17

Jason Collins. He hasn't played in a while, right?

SPEAKER_07 47:22

He hasn't played since he came out, right? He was 40 something, I think they said.

SPEAKER_02 47:26

He's like from 2000s, I'd imagine. Yeah. I don't remember him, too. I remember that story. I don't remember him.

SPEAKER_07 47:33

So nothing.

SPEAKER_02 47:35

It's a shame he's he died from ass cancer.

SPEAKER_07 47:38

It wasn't ass cancer. Oh. He sucked a lot of dick. He had lung cancer.

SPEAKER_02 47:44

Froat neck and my back cancer.

SPEAKER_08 47:47

My neck, my back.

SPEAKER_07 47:50

Alright. Another one from the NBA. You know who Brandon Clark is? Oh, I see.

SPEAKER_02 47:56

Brandon Clark, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 47:57

Motherfucker died.

SPEAKER_03 47:58

No. Brandon Clark? 29 years old. Yeah, bro. I was like, what?

SPEAKER_07 48:03

29. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 48:05

What do you think he died from?

SPEAKER_07 48:07

Yeah. Good looking kid. Yeah. What do you think he died from, child?

SPEAKER_03 48:15

Suicide?

SPEAKER_07 48:16

Really? Yeah. Do you know that? No, I was just. Alright. Me neither. That's a good guess.

SPEAKER_03 48:21

Dude, you just said he died. 29 is a young age like.

SPEAKER_07 48:26

I think he probably ate some pork. There's been a lot of that lately.

SPEAKER_02 48:33

He's about the right woman.

SPEAKER_08 48:36

He said suicide and he said pork eating.

SPEAKER_07 48:40

I was getting ready to say maybe he picked a woman with too big of an ass and he self-suffocated. That's a good way to go out. Yeah, man. If you're gonna go out, might as well between two butt cheeks. Zach sent me to the ER. Uh uh. All right. Yeah, I had to get forced.

SPEAKER_06 49:00

Oh the ER holding his chest.

SPEAKER_03 49:04

Almost. I was holding my chest. I was like, goddamn, can't even see. You ever fuck so hard your ears start ringing? Yeah. Oh man, that should be crazy.

SPEAKER_07 49:18

Oh man, get the flash, the walls start closing in, get no fireflies.

SPEAKER_02 49:23

God, God.

SPEAKER_07 49:26

You don't learn nothing about that.

SPEAKER_02 49:27

You ever fuck so bad you wish your heart started hurting? No, all right.

SPEAKER_07 49:34

With that theme, man, I wrote these down right in the order we're gonna talk about them. It's almost like I know what I'm doing. Man fatally struck on Denver Airport runway. Died by suicide. Did you see this? Did you see it happen? I think he died by turbine. I don't think he died by suicide.

SPEAKER_02 49:53

Jumped into it. Into the fucking yeah.

SPEAKER_07 49:55

No, no, no. The plane was going and all of a sudden they tried to get out of that lawsuit.

SPEAKER_03 50:01

That's what it was. Say it's suicide.

SPEAKER_07 50:04

I think it was um, yeah, you might be right. I didn't think of that. They tried to say maybe he got sucked in there, but they're saying it's suicide, so he got payout.

SPEAKER_02 50:12

What if he was having a bad day? Yeah. Just fucking.

SPEAKER_07 50:16

There was people in the plane, too.

SPEAKER_02 50:18

It's the best time. Imagine seeing that. Fuck. Good. He wants witnesses. I don't blame that guy.

SPEAKER_07 50:26

It just turned him into mist, too. You know what I'm saying? That happened in some movie.

SPEAKER_03 50:33

I think it was destination, I think.

SPEAKER_07 50:36

Was it?

SPEAKER_03 50:38

Could you imagine though? Motherfucker make your flight late because he won't fucking choose another plane.

SPEAKER_07 50:43

Oh, yeah, they had to get off too. Everybody had to get off.

SPEAKER_03 50:46

You know how pissed people be when they flight.

SPEAKER_02 50:48

They probably get R credits. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 50:51

Free flights.

SPEAKER_02 50:52

Yeah, unless it's like a shitty airport.

SPEAKER_07 50:54

They were like, that fucking guy on the airport. Now we gotta give 240 free flights.

SPEAKER_02 50:58

Yeah, a lot of free flights.

SPEAKER_07 51:00

Who's he think he is?

SPEAKER_02 51:02

A lot of people upgraded the first class. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 51:06

Man, there oh, I know what it was. It was on an um Indiana Jones movie. They're fighting on the wing of a plane, and then he throws them in, but I think it's a prop. I don't think it's a turbine.

SPEAKER_02 51:17

Damn.

SPEAKER_07 51:18

You don't know Indiana Jones? No, I never seen Indiana Jones.

SPEAKER_02 51:22

He liked bad movies.

SPEAKER_03 51:24

You're from Haiti, so you gotta. I mean, they have Indiana Jones. I remember I was a Haitian.

SPEAKER_02 51:28

Indiana Jones. What's that bite?

SPEAKER_03 51:33

Indiana? And the secret of the goat. Yeah, nah, because I remember I went to Haiti to visit one time and I was watching a Michael J. White movie. The black dude that know karate or whatever. Yeah, I was like, what? You're talking about uh Michael J. whatever his name is? The big dude, buff dude, he do karate movies. Yeah, uh Billy fuck.

SPEAKER_02 51:52

Billy Blanks?

SPEAKER_03 51:53

Yeah, I think now that's what I think.

SPEAKER_07 51:56

Um I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_03 51:57

Michael B.

SPEAKER_07 51:57

Jordan.

SPEAKER_03 51:58

Nah, uh Michael J. White or some shit like that. Michael J. He had like that one movie and he was like a kid. Blood Bone, Blood and Bone, yeah. Blood and Bones or something. Yeah. Big Buff Dude.

SPEAKER_07 52:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:10

He's nice with it.

SPEAKER_07 52:11

What you be watching, man? You be watching karate movies.

SPEAKER_03 52:13

I watch a lot of I watch a lot of different shit. But like, Isaiah can't get mad at me for not watching good shit, cuz English is my second language, so I don't know what's good. I just picked up on like my area, you know? So like watch yeah, Friday.

SPEAKER_07 52:29

Friday's good.

SPEAKER_03 52:30

Yeah. He don't see.

SPEAKER_07 52:33

Don't listen to him, man. He's a hater.

SPEAKER_03 52:34

But go ahead and name the other bad movies you like. What you mean? I like a lot of movies. Go ahead, man. Tell me. I like let me see. I like white chicks. I don't like that. I like grown-ups. I like any given Sunday or whatever the fuck. I like Super Bad. I like what you like. Yeah, like I mean, uh there's a lot of good movies, man. He doesn't got no attention span.

SPEAKER_02 52:54

No, he's putting on. Because I like the movies too. He's putting on. I like movies. I like barber shop, but Cedric V. Barbershop is good.

SPEAKER_03 53:02

Barbershop is good. You can't say barbershop. I like ice cube movies.

SPEAKER_02 53:06

You hear this nigga?

SPEAKER_03 53:08

I like good movies.

SPEAKER_02 53:09

I like ice cube movies.

SPEAKER_03 53:11

What's wrong with ice cube movies?

SPEAKER_02 53:12

Everything. He's not an actor or a director. Have you seen the anaconda? That's when I stop.

SPEAKER_03 53:18

I mean, I don't like anaconda. I like snakes on a plane.

SPEAKER_07 53:21

Get these motherfucking snakes. Hey, how about uh isn't ice cube in one of them shark movies, too?

SPEAKER_03 53:26

Sharknado? See, I don't like those. I like like the his hood movies, like where he tries to make a difference. I like those ones. Do you like Eddie Murphy's uh haunted house? See, I don't like that. I've seen it, but uh, Eddie Murphy, I like like um No Eddie Murphy movie. The Clumps. Nutty Professor. Nutty Professor.

SPEAKER_02 53:49

That was a remake of the white man's movie. It was. I didn't know until recently. What is it?

SPEAKER_07 53:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:54

Uh what was it? Peabody?

SPEAKER_07 53:57

I don't remember. But I know it's a remake.

SPEAKER_03 54:00

Doctor Doolittle.

SPEAKER_07 54:01

Doctor Doolittle.

SPEAKER_03 54:02

I don't like that movie only because I try to try to fuck a bitch while that movie was playing and it didn't work out right.

SPEAKER_07 54:09

I ate mushrooms one time and watched 28 days later, and it kind of fucked me up for a couple days. Fast zombies. Yeah. But when their zombies are fast and you're tripping on mushrooms, you don't know where you're fucking going.

SPEAKER_02 54:25

It's crazy. Throw a seagull up in the air and let you know where you're.

SPEAKER_07 54:28

That's where you should do.

SPEAKER_02 54:30

Not for real.

SPEAKER_07 54:34

Alright, you ready for the next one?

SPEAKER_02 54:35

Yes, I'm ready.

SPEAKER_07 54:36

This is a Washington Post article. A super El Negro wiped out millions in 1877. Are we better prepared now?

SPEAKER_02 54:52

For a super Negro?

SPEAKER_07 54:55

Super El Negro.

SPEAKER_02 54:57

I don't think we're prepared. I think the Negroes have been uh planning something since you know everybody's worried about the the Jewish party and then uh Jewish party, like a briss or a fucking a Lock Schmidt party, a Schnitzer party, whatever you want to call it. Uh-huh. But I think the black man is uh planning something, a revolt, because um, I don't know, it's been a lot going on, and the black man's been too quiet, I think.

SPEAKER_07 55:27

That's what you think and you're coming. What do you think?

SPEAKER_02 55:29

That's why I think El Nino is.

SPEAKER_03 55:31

Wait, who represents the black man?

unknown 55:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 55:34

That's a good question. That is a good question.

SPEAKER_03 55:36

Because like once he makes that move, then you know how to uh follow up.

SPEAKER_07 55:39

The black man is one person?

SPEAKER_02 55:41

Yes, the black leader of D D G no. Kai Sanat? I think Kai Sanat is in charge of the Kanye? No. No. Kai Sanat has more power than Kanye. Yeah, he does.

SPEAKER_07 55:53

Or Speed. Speed, dude. I say iShow Speed? Yeah. So yeah, I know who that one is. Who's I got him? Who's Kasnat?

SPEAKER_02 56:00

Kai Casnat. He's basically iShow Speed's uh right-hand man. Yes. They're just corrupting our children.

SPEAKER_07 56:08

i Show Speed's bad?

SPEAKER_02 56:10

I think so. I think they're planning to do something. I don't know what, but they're starting with bad entertainment first.

SPEAKER_07 56:19

So how about you, uh Chum? What do you think? El Nino. It says a super El Nino wiped out millions in 1877. Are we better prepared now?

SPEAKER_03 56:30

Nah, we're doomed. We're fucked. I feel like the generations just get dumber and dumber. I hate to say it, but like the shit I'll be saying, we're distracted as fuck. Nobody's everybody's fake woke, so we're like, we're fucked.

SPEAKER_06 56:46

At least you took accountability.

SPEAKER_07 56:47

You was like, we.

SPEAKER_03 56:48

Yeah, we don't be paying attention.

SPEAKER_07 56:52

I know El Nino is a weather thing.

SPEAKER_02 56:54

Oh, what? Yeah. I thought El Nino was a black person.

SPEAKER_07 56:57

The boy.

SPEAKER_02 56:58

The man. I didn't know who it was. Oh, it's like a tornado or something, isn't it?

SPEAKER_07 57:03

I don't know, man. It's I think it's a weather pattern. Yeah, weather pattern. I remember living in California, they really cared about it because it meant if it was gonna rain or not. Yeah, we're not ready for that. We're not ready.

SPEAKER_03 57:13

You seen the movies they've been making about the weather lately? Man, did you see the End of the World movies? Yeah, 2012. What's the one with uh the satellites? I like that one. Like, why do you just watch that? Bro, that shit's good, bro. With the satellites. You don't how am I gonna buy pussy if the world's gonna end? I can't lie. I watched that one off streams and I was like, damn, that's a good ass movie. Yep. The rock snap on that one.

SPEAKER_07 57:36

If the world, if the world ends, you just take pussy. You don't buy nothing. You eat people and you're fucking. That's it. You eat them and you fuck them.

SPEAKER_03 57:43

I'm gonna have a pet bearer. Every time I watch a movie, I think I'm the main character. So I think every time, so if something happened, I think I'd be the main character. I'm always the main character. In my mind, I'd probably die like everybody else. In my mind, I'm the main character.

SPEAKER_07 57:56

That's good. That's healthy, I think.

SPEAKER_03 57:57

Yeah, don't you think you should be the main character?

SPEAKER_07 57:59

Yeah, you should be the main character. I told you to tell my son to be the hero in his own movie. My therapist told me to be careful with that. Don't set him up to try to be a hero because then all you can do is fail.

SPEAKER_02 58:13

But failure is a key to excuse me.

SPEAKER_03 58:14

Like everybody this way, and then we just all die.

SPEAKER_08 58:19

Run to the light.

SPEAKER_07 58:21

All right. Um, one one, two more. This is a good housekeeping article. So if your house is dirty, listen up. House so dirty a cockroaches need dune buggies. All right. Good housekeeping says never cook frozen ground beef without doing this first.

unknown 58:46

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 58:47

There's gotta be some white shit. Because the black people thaw out of their meat, so nah.

SPEAKER_07 58:54

It doesn't say thaw, it says never cook frozen ground beef without doing this first.

SPEAKER_03 58:58

White people wouldn't cook frozen ground beef. I've never seen anybody wash ground beef. I ain't gonna lie. No, I ain't never seen growing. So I don't think it's washed, so I don't know what it was. Maybe it's punch it. Beat it. Beat it.

SPEAKER_02 59:10

I think uh I think white people, I've seen white people put their ground beef in like cold water to like thaw it out quicker. Like they're like the actual meat or the packaging. I do that. No, like I mean like put frozen meat in like water, cold water spray it with hot water. No, not hot. I've seen it.

SPEAKER_07 59:26

Yeah, yeah. You gotta do it with cold water.

SPEAKER_02 59:28

Yeah, if you do a hot water, it cooks the meat.

SPEAKER_07 59:30

Yeah, it makes it taste weird. Um, I don't think it's thaw it. Maybe it is thawed. I think it's fuck it.

SPEAKER_08 59:38

Before you put the ground beef in there, you gotta fuck it. Give me that special seasoned meatloaf.

SPEAKER_07 59:45

Me and uh my boy Brad used to take like a pound of ground beef and a whole bunch of garlic powder and pepper. No, not fucking pepper and salt, and mix it all up till it smelled right, and then make little balls and just eat it. Like raw? Uh-huh. Without cooking it. It was pretty good, man. I don't know. Tartare. Tartare pate.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:05

Tartare pate.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:06

Something like that. G suie me.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:14

We we have a Frenchman on the episode.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:18

What's your favorite barbecue sauce?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:22

I don't think I have a favorite. I mean, I usually just get um sweet baby rays.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:26

Ooh.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:27

Fucking Hallelujah, I like you. That's what I usually go to. Uh what's that one with the pig on it? Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:34

The one the pig, the flying pair, the two pigs.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:37

The fly famous Dave's one? Yeah. Famous Dave. I usually get that because I get the rub too.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:40

That's not the one with the pigs, though. The one uh we drive past that barbecue place, it's their barbecue sauce. When we drive to Baltimore, that one barbecue spot was right.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:50

Red, hot, and blue?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:51

Yeah, hot and blue, yeah. Huh? Their barbecue sauce is good. It's good. Good as shit. No shit. It's like wet. It's like really oh, I'm sorry. It's like really wet. Yeah, no. It's not like the sticky kind of.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:00

Have you ever been there to eat?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:01

No.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:02

They have this thing, it's called a um a onion loaf. You know what an onion ring is?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:08

Oh god, I almost scared. Like Texas Rouse Blossom? Is it like that?

SPEAKER_07 1:01:11

Kind of like a uh uh onion blossom, whatever the fuck it is. Blooming onion. Yeah, blooming onion. But it's they take an onion and they cut it up and make it all the rounds, and then they put it in the egg and it and they just put it together and put all the breading in it and form it into a like a bread loaf. And then they deep fry it, and you cut it off in sections.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:33

Wow, that's not good.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:35

It is good, but it's too, it's like too much of it make you want puke because it's a lot of grease.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:39

And then your food comes.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:40

Then your food comes. Yeah, exactly right.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:42

I'll spend like $200 in a barbecue joint. Yeah, you trying to go to Fat Daddy's this week? What's up?

SPEAKER_07 1:01:49

Fat Daddy's where?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:50

Uh let's see, Bridgeville. I did comedy there. Fat Daddy's think.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:57

There was a little red place on the left hand side going down the highway.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:00

Yeah, you guess you did that.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:01

Yeah, I did. I mean, they do that out. Was it outside? It was uh it was like plastic. It was like picnic tables and yeah, you did it outside.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:08

That's what I said. There's no way you didn't saw like a barbershop in there. Yeah. Like a little quartet place.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:14

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, I used to have like a barbecue sauce. I like sweet heavy rays. But there was one called Bad News. It was a little bit spicy. I don't make it no more. I like open pet too, though. Open pet's not bad. Because I grew up on it and it's cheap, and you can get a bunch of it. All right. Entertainment tonight. No. Entertainment magazine. Jamie Foxx, 58 years old.

unknown 1:02:43

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:45

He doesn't entertain me. I'm sick of Jamie Foxx, blackass. Dude, I can't have a baby. What? How old?

SPEAKER_07 1:02:53

58. With a white woman.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:55

Ooh, all right. Never mind. I got no problems. Good on you, Jamie. You always like white women, though. I always love Jamie's movies. He's very entertaining. I always love Jamie Foxx. Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Spider-Man. He was in Spider-Man 3.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:14

Didn't even notice. I love Jamie Foxx. I like his old shit. I don't like what the fuck is he doing in the Annie? Oh, I didn't know there was an Annie. He was Warbucks.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:23

Wasn't he in the Black Annie?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:25

Blanny.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:26

I forgot.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:28

I like a virgin Annie. You know, the Warbucks.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:31

I forgot there was a Blanny. Yeah, that's it. I mean, I'd hate to be sorry. I didn't know there was one. He corrected me. I was like, man, I didn't even know there was a Black Annie until I was like 35. And he was like, no, no, man, it didn't exist. I was like, all right. I'm good. Safe.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:46

Yo, that was like, it was a great movie. You think it was? Yo, I had the fucking black market joint, so it was in bad quality. My dad gave it to me.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:55

I'm gonna have to watch it. They had uh, what's that girl's name on there, that white girl? Uh oh, Peyton List.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:01

I thought it was Blanny. Who? There's white people in it?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:05

Yes. Yeah, what's her name?

SPEAKER_07 1:04:06

And the black Annie, there's white people.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:08

But I guess what black can be. I can't remember her name.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:11

Oh, well, let me guess.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:16

I don't know. Annie. What's that? What's that dude that played his assistant? The white dude, I think he's Italian. He might be on Annie.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:30

I only remember like I only remember Warbucks because his son uh played fucking uh the white warbucks, the better one. He played the white war bucks.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:39

You know, you're not allowed to say daddy warbucks anymore. No.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:41

What do you say? Mr. Warbucks?

SPEAKER_07 1:04:44

Uh Mr. No Mr. Warbucks. Yeah, I think it's Mr. Because Daddy.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:49

Oh, the young people suggest shit or suggestion.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:52

Yeah, they think it's sexual.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:54

Because you know Was there something sexual going on? No. It's just the word daddy.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:58

No, back then it didn't mean that.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:59

Okay. I mean, yeah, back then they did a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:03

I call my wife mommy all the time, and my son is like, mmm.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:08

Well, you know what, you know, you know what young people call, you know. I had a fire fucking one lined up there, dude, and then I fucking forgot it. With fucking came and went. You know what people call their mothers nowadays, you know, uh, and dad's fucking sperm donor. Let me get to cricket one more time. I even tried to bring it back. Thank you.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:33

All right, um, one more. What's okay. Let me preface this one. What's up with all the fucking airline problems?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:43

I heard which one calls you say uh went down. Yeah, spirits no longer done.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:47

Yeah, but I don't mean that. I mean like planes almost hitting in the air. The guy jumped in the in the fucking engine and blew up the engine.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:55

End of the world. That's all I could say.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:56

Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:57

Be crazy.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:58

Look, man, everybody forgets they live. Laid off, all them people got laid off and they were on strike and are double working them. And nobody's talking about that. That one plane in New Jersey two days ago was getting ready to land, and the wheel went across the windshield of UPS truck on the interstate on a turnpike.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:14

What do you think it is? Because the dudes who are working on the planes are overworked, underpaid?

SPEAKER_03 1:06:18

I don't know. Yeah, it's yeah, something checking the planes. Because remember, it was trucks, then it was boats, now it's planes. Louise blowing boats up though.

unknown 1:06:28

Yeah, that was more.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:29

Like that's just crazy. It went from fucking trucks. Because remember, no truck driver wanted to nothing.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:34

Then it went to boats. All that COVID shit, man. I remember I was in Arizona. I know I've talked about this one here before, but I was in Arizona and we couldn't get a plane out of Phoenix. And on the news, in the airport, we're standing in there, and they're talking about these crazy El Nino winds, and it was non-existent. It was a fucking lie. So I walked over to the airline guy and I'm like, man, what the fuck? Is there winds? He's like, man, ain't no winds. It's because nobody wanted to take the shot, so we don't have enough pilots, we don't have enough flight attendants, we don't have enough, but they don't want to say that on the fucking news. See?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:10

Yeah, that's fucked up. Just straight lie. Yeah, that's fucked up, man.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:13

Yeah. So this one, Southwest flight makes emergency landing after the windshield cracks.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:24

Somebody kicked up a stone.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:28

These people are in or eagle or something.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:30

Yeah, he's riding behind a dump truck too close.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:33

What they don't want to tell you is the pilot was drunk and hit a cloud. These people are fucking over the drinking. I'd come to where drunk if I were a pilot.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:46

Oh, that one guy, did you see where they were they kicked the guy off the plane because one of the passengers, I think it was Southwest, one of the passengers was like, the pilot's fucking drunk. So the the the air people came and got him.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:00

The dude who said that. And he was fighting.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:02

Yeah, no, no, no. The pilot, they came to get the pilot off the flight. And he was like, fuck you, you know. Yeah, he was. But he was hammered.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:09

You know they get the free shots, the the uh the minishot. What's the girl, the ladies or men that work on the plane, the uh flight attendants, whatever. Stewardess. The whatever the pilot says goes. So if he wants some shots, they Here you go, Mr. Pilot.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:22

You think they're getting stewardess poon? Yeah. If you got them wings, you're probably slaying.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:28

What about uh the pilots probably make bank, so they probably be tricking. You watch Soul Plane.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:33

Uh what about what? He's watched Soul Plane. That's another good movie. Do you think there are a bunch of gay stewardists? The one time I was on the plane, there was a gay stewardist.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:42

What's Soul Plane?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:43

You never seen Soul Plane?

SPEAKER_07 1:08:44

I've seen Soul Train, but not Soul Plane.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:49

You know that movie Cat uh uh fucking can I get it again, please? I'm gonna redo this one because it is funny. Uh you know that movie Kevin Hart turned down and dude, fuck. One more, Joe, one more, one more, one more. You know that movie Cat Williams turned down and uh Kevin Hart picked up? Dude When you watch the roast, you'll get that. You'll love that.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:18

I seen it. And I seen a bunch of people wanting Kevin Hart to be mad.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:22

Why would he? Man, the city said after killed me. It was funny if the city said after that shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:27

I can't wait to watch it, man. It's gonna be fun. Did you swim over here or do you come over here on an inner tube?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:32

Came over here on American Airlines.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:34

Oh, American Airlines.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:36

Mind you, it was just me, my brother, and my sister. Oh yeah? Yeah. When you were five. My dad had fucking people watching us. I don't remember nobody with us. Well, back then, how old are you? I'm uh 26 now. So you're 26.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:50

Um, and you've been five, so 21 years ago.

unknown 1:09:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:54

Before 9-11.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:55

What yeah. So before 9-11, you could take a kid to the airport and put them on a plane. Now, if they're under 10 or 11, you gotta pay the airline to escort them.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:10

That shit was crazy to me.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:11

I was like, I just lie. Put them in a couple extra pairs of socks, make them a little bit taller. Hmm. You got anything else you want to say, uh, Chummer?

SPEAKER_03 1:10:24

Nah, I got nothing else to say.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:25

I'm gonna play another one of your tracks on the way out. How about you, Izzy? You got any good shows coming up?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:30

Um, this Friday, this will be when you putting this out?

SPEAKER_07 1:10:34

Thursday.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:35

Thursday. Friday, I'll be uh at Baltimore Root Kava hanging out. I think Chum's gonna come with me. I think Joe's gonna come with me. If not, me and Joe are probably gonna hang out that night. Uh probably shoot across town, meet you wherever you're at. Uh yeah, that's it for right now. Oh uh the 22nd, May 22nd, Dream Big Venues. Uh A Priest Stevens is having a show, and it's uh to support his basketball team, his kids' basketball team's travel ball team, and I'm on that show, so come out and support that. Dream Big Venues. Get that on the website.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:12

That's what's up, dreambigvenues.com. Co Izzy. What's your uh what's your socials, buddy?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:18

Uh TBG Chum on Everything. No check me out.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:22

TBG Chum Daddy. This one's called Loyalty. Thank you, Trump. Fuck now. Trispaincomedy.com, plenty of dates.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:45

I just wanna be the one to make it take. Loyalty is the one never tag. No, I got you in this light to me. Just watch the eye move our battle stack, fight to live the style. No, I can't lose the wanna move our father's facts. No, I do find me a bad guy.