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Ranking Every World Cup 2026 Jersey // What Country Has the Best Kit?

Zachary Season 1 Episode 15

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Where would you rank the World Cup 2026 jerseys?? Is Japan the best? Does the USA have a good look? Why would they do Italy so dirty? In todays episode the boys do their very own tier list. There are some absolute bangers!

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Country.

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So would you prefer it just to be like I think I just just straight 90? I'm gonna get a lot of hate because people think that it when there's a lot of people. I wanna say C tier, but I know that you're gonna not. It's gotta be B tier, brother. Come on. I mean let's in the middle and put it B tier, I guess. We can put it like towards the back end of the. I know a lot of people might disagree with me on that. I just I'm a boomer. I'm of a boomer when it comes to boomer.

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What about the Brazil?

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Okay, the Brazil home.

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Alright, boys and girls. We're back. We're back in like three weeks.

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It's been uh practically Christmas break.

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If it hasn't been Christmas break, but it has anyway. And we're doing it at 9.05. 9.05.

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This is probably the latest time we've done it.

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No, because we did it after the city game pro first one ever. Remember? Well, yeah, but I mean like it's real.

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I guess I guess so.

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But yeah, we are back at it like a bad habit. We're excited. We're gonna we're gonna dabble in some in some different format of sorts. We're not just disregarding anything that we were talking about, mind you, but we're just gonna add a little bit of spice. You know what a salt bay? What salt bay?

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Yeah.

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Add a little bit of spice. So I'm I'm I'm pretty excited for it. Uh he was he was barely getting here. He's like, I don't, I almost didn't make it, man. I uh I'm sitting here like, man, I'm a little tired, so I gotta pull the energy up because I said we gotta start being fiery like we are at work.

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This guy lives, let me tell you, like four hours away, five hours away through trenches and in the middle of the woods in a bunker. Like we are literally in a bunker, it's insane. Um there's a freaking window behind you. It's a it's it's a window. You can see is dirt. He lives, he lives. You guys don't even want to know. This is like insane, obsolete, like like you will never be found. Like if I if one of us ever does something, you guys will never find out.

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What's crazy is like if one of us was like one of those type of people, it would be you and not me. It'd be him too.

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So so, anyways, to record a podcast. I was so comfy, I was like, oh man, I really oh I just don't want to fall asleep. But we do it for the love of the game because we do it for the love of the pod. Because you guys I know you guys want to listen to us. I know you guys want to listen to what we have to say.

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People love listening to us, at least at work, we've heard. Yes. I think that that's why we want to add a little bit of spice because I feel like there needs to be a little bit more thus exactly really quick overview of what we're gonna be talking about today. We're gonna be jumping into St. Louis City SC. That's our soccer club here in the United States of America. Yes, sir. And then we're gonna be talking a little bit about City, just kind of some updates that probably won't take super long. Um, and then third, we're gonna jump into World Cup. We're gonna do a tier list of the jerseys that have been released. Um, there's some absolute fuego ones. Yeah, we're gonna I'm gonna get to that here in a second. I got a question for you. And then we're gonna end it with March Madness. We're talking basketball. We're jumping into my specialty. We're doing anything, anything and everything together. Okay, we're it's my specialty, and I'm excited to talk a little bit about it. It's not gonna be a crazy long session because you only know so much. Okay, and just a quick little spoiler. His bracket has been busted. Okay, anyways, I have a quick question for you before we you know jump into our first topic, and that is um, I think you need to tell the people kind of your newfound love for this. For what? For my newfound, your your once lost and found again love for your heritage. I think it's important. I'm I'm not asking in an insulting way. I just want to This man.

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Okay, this man This man has mocked my culture, my skin color.

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But now everyone from Mexico is coming after me because of what you just said.

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That just, you know, you you grew up, uh, you know, obviously, I know if you guys can't tell, I'm not from America. If you guys couldn't tell I'm not from the United States, I might be a shock to you guys.

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You know, when I first met you, I actually thought, man, this guy is the whitest man I've ever met.

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He looks like he could be like one of you speaks German or something. Anyways, so you know, I grew up, I'm from Mexico, Mexico City. I grew up watching that's how that's why I'm a big soccer fan, because you know, Mexican soccer. So I just found a refound love of what I used to watch when I was young. Sure. So that's it. Yeah, that's really it.

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No, that's fine. I just wanted them to know, like, because you're gonna be wearing some of this. I think you know you'll probably be wearing some spoilers.

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I'm excited.

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New Mexican or what do I said it like that? New Mexico.

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New Mexico jerseys, hopefully. Thank you, wifey, for oh. I haven't connected yet.

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Yet. So uh that's what he doesn't know it's gonna be cut. Yeah, it's it's gonna be cut. Um yeah, so I just you know I just wanted people to kind of understand that. See that part. Um, but I think that we should jump into it to City because City Guys, I mean, I don't know if you guys, if you are a City fan, you feel it in your heart coming into this last game against the Revolution, there was just a sense of well, yeah. I didn't think we could lose every game, but I think we might. And the results said otherwise, finally. I mean, we had at that point scored one goal. And that was this was our was this our fifth game? Hold on, let me pull that up because that's crazy to even say that. It's painful, okay? Oh my gosh, five. Was that our fifth game today? Or that yeah, that this was yeah, this is our yeah, we had only scored one goal in four matches. Klaus, who we got rid of, had scored a number of goals.

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Really a decision, by the way.

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It is what it is, it is what it is. For whatever reason, that that decision was made. I think that's just old news. Don't really want to dive into it too much. But anyways, at that, you know, in our mind we're seeing, man, this guy we got rid of scoring all the goals, and we've scored one in four match days. And it's not feeling good. I know this guy over here, he's probably gonna play it off like he's not. This is what he believed, but all he was saying is, man, we're not winning the game until we play Austin F Seattle.

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Was I wrong to believe that? Yes, be optimistic. Because because we've been playing like dog water, but I just wanted you to be opening up. We were playing, I told I told him that City wouldn't win a game until the match against Austin at home. Which was when? Which was like what July? Because we were so crap. We were so crap. I know it didn't look. And just I um and I've never done this. I know we're like newer city fans, so we have no right to complain like this. Everyone's a newer city fan. We're not around that long. We're all new city fans, but I actually like not this game, last game. Against Seattle, was it Seattle? No, against LAFC. I didn't even watch the second half. Because I was like, so I was like, I literally told myself I have something better, I had something better to do.

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Wasn't it zero zero at that point? Yes, but still because then it was like the second half. It was probably what what was it 70 yeah, 73rd minutes? Exactly. Because I said our team could give 60 minutes probably before it was gonna be a spade, before it was gonna be a problem. I just like they gave 60 minutes of everything they could possibly give, but then it was gonna break at some point, and it did for them against them, and so like of course you're going up against LEFC with some absolutely studs of players, so it's like I don't know what your what your expectation would be. I was kind of expecting us to lose probably, but I just wanted us to score a goal, like do something, and we had so many chances that game. We had so many chances. I watched the match, I watched the whole thing, it was painful, but I watched the whole thing, and so yeah, I get why we were like kind of in the dumps. Um I don't know, like this season, I think there was a bit of optimism. Um, and I think there is these I think I'm really hopeful that this last one is a step in the direction that we're gonna see for the future because sometimes it takes time to get just get where you need to get, especially with all the new pieces and everything, and a few games in, that's usually when you would start seeing those start to pan out. We'll see about that. I don't know how to say that, I don't necessarily know if I believe that yet, but I think one of the things for me as a fan is I came in pretty excited, but you know, I think it's important to touch on the fact that we're missing probably the glue of our team. Um, it's really sad. His wife passed away. Yes. We just prayers for for him. You know, it's just like you know, you don't how do you I remember watching his video, he's like, I don't actually know how I'm gonna like operate after this. Like it's you know, you just never know. But it's like for a team to lose your glue, to lose someone so someone so important to your team in the midfield, yeah, is just painful, but but it's not really at that point about man, I really wish he was here. It's just man, like how she wasn't, yeah. How well you don't want that to happen to anybody, obviously, but like how can we honor and play for him? For him, and to you know, like there has to be like a level of like if it were me in that locker room saying, one of my teammates, the glue of our team, is going through one of the hardest things he will ever go through. Probably, yeah. How am I gonna step up and show him that like I care? You know, and I know that it goes beyond just a field, but like when you're out there, at that point there has to be something that drives you, and that's the thing that has to drive you to say we're playing. And they did they did that the whole game was honoring, they wore like the gray, the gray, yes, and they um did the whole thing before again just to honor like the silence, yeah, and just like and I and I really hope that you know they use this game as momentum going into some you know hard competition we're gonna see. I don't have like a high expectation because we play NYFC who's been playing really well this year, but I d I don't know, like I just think that it was very it was very optimistic to see how we actually played well. I well I know you didn't watch it, so I have different takes than you, but I don't know.

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What were you gonna Well the only thing I was gonna add? I didn't watch the game. Sorry. What were you watching, brother? I was uh watching something down south, anyways. Uh uh the thing I'll say, because I've watched most of the match now. I caught up. Sorry, you were watching, yeah. I the one thing I'll say is, and this is kind of the reason why I'm morally frustrated with the team, is because you could see what the team can do with a little belief and a little umf behind their step. How well do they play? They played very well. And are they not capable of doing that match day in and out? Yes, the team is that good, and that's what's so infer and infuriating. We shouldn't like We're good enough to hang. Yes, we I don't necessarily know if we're like at the level of like No, no, no, no.

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We're not good enough because we're not drawing in these things. No, no, no.

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We're not gonna we're not gonna go and win the MLS Cup. Obviously not, but compete. That's the word right there. To compete. To say, hey, we can go to an NYCFC and we know we could probably get a draw away. Or even if we lose one zero, like, dang, we almost took three points home. And the fact that it's just the past couple matches before then, it was just like elaborate, you know, we would we would start good, and then it's just the first as soon as the first goal goes in, it's just the team falls apart.

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Yeah, that's what's infuriating, which is what could have happened with this last match because they scored. And I feel like that play didn't like accurately just show like how well I think our like defense played in that because when I was watching the match, like besides that, like there were just so many moments where the other team could score, and we just found a way to stop them, like someone got back and and and blocked it or or whatever it is, and I just feel like I want to see us be able to do that for the full length. I know that we can do that for a period of time, usually, but this is the first time where I felt like the whole game.

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And I'm being honest with you, I don't think we're asking for a lot. No, just like listen to what you just do a 500 season call. Like, do that for a full game. Yes, that should be what we'd we're gonna do. Whether that's who you need to sub in or whether it's bringing in and I know we can get into like we can talk this about this all day, but it's also like the lineup, the people like we we're not in the locker room, we're not in in the training every day, so we don't get to see what happens in the back. But from what we can tell from the outside, it's like there's even another thing that was just frustrating is like some of the starting 11 selection that we would think like if it's broken, like don't keep doing the same thing, it's not gonna work. You know what I'm saying?

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Especially when you're already knowing you're in a rebuilding kind of phase. Yes, like I I don't know. I mean we're not professionals, but we're not professionals, right? It from a fan perspective, I think that's yeah, what it is. But yeah, I think that's you know a big city thing, but I think the another big thing is just let's just talk about the absolute gloss. Yeah, put on hotly if you guys have not seen the goal, just go on the YouTubes, type in Marcel Hartle. Cello goal, yeah. That was And that's probably all you have to do, actually. It was just some you weren't watching it, you slime dog, you I was watching it live while I was watching March Madness.

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Yeah, you were you had all screens up.

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The screens were up. I was paying attention. You're a good fan, you're a faithful fan. I will I am I can be quite a sports a holic. I can be crazy with it. Like, you know, you take you into B dub, you could look at all the TVs.

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I'm like you're it was looking like a NASA operation. Maybe. Yeah.

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No, I didn't get to watch the goal live, but watching it live. Actually, if I was there, obviously.

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Yeah, the people that got to see that actually at the stadium.

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You special human beings.

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That's why St. Louis is different, because they you know what? We're there. They're the fans are there. They are. And I actually uh one thing I'll mention real quick besides the goal, seeing the crowd. I mean, I know it was a special night because of Louvin's wife and everything, but it's just it's it's still nice to see that even with the season we've been having so far, they showed up. They always show up. Yeah. And last night was no, or not, I keep saying last night, but Sunday night, right?

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Sunday night. Wait. No, it was Saturday.

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Saturday night. It's definitely Saturday night was no different.

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Saturday night.

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So yeah, good for the team.

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It was but the goal was just wow, yeah. Like push cuts award, in my opinion. I don't see how it's not one of those, it's one of those goals that people across the pond, those snobbies, would actually watch back. Yeah, that's that was very good. That was a good one. Like it's not it's not just something that anybody can do. So yeah.

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Um also Turner, uh Yeah, not looking good for um Pochettina. Did not like to see that, brother.

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Probably not. You don't want to be scored on three times by a team that's not looking so odd. I know. That's good for us, bad for him, maybe. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see. Um, so what about some City A? Let's just jump in. You want to jump in City? I don't want to take super long with it, obviously. I just don't think there's a whole lot. I mean, scudetta rice. Let's it's over. Let's I mean, yeah, probably. It's over. But it's isn't it just so funny though? Because it's just so rocky. It's always so rocky. Yeah. It's like, okay, since you guys have been here, like, or haven't seen us, like, Milan had a chance at one point, and then they blew it against um Torino. No, they won against Torino. They blew it against someone else. Or did they lose they lost to Lazio? They lost to Lazio. That's the one I've because at that point Inter had lost, and it was gonna be closer. But then we were like, you know what? Enter, we want you guys to win the scadetto. So we went and lost. Right. And I was like, well, this is stupid. So yeah, you're like, oh crap. But then Enter this week, and Milan wins 3-2, which I'm not technically really that impressed. It was whatever. Let's it's very weird. Torino's a hard I know I know I always uh I just uh something about it was just like guys, like you still let them score two goals. I don't know. Yeah, and then uh but but then Inter was like, well guys, you know, let's let's just have a little fun. Let's go tie against Fiorentino. Which, you know, my second favorite city on the team is Fiorentina.

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Fiorentina is trying to make sure they're gonna make it, they're gonna make it. Maybe it's I think they're gonna make it.

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I think they will, but it's just still, you know, you don't know, right? So this is just the rockiness of this this league. Yes. It's just like, you know, no, and and with with my team, I don't even know how to describe that team. It's just gotta be a roller coaster in that locker room. Yeah. Like, I don't know what they're dealing with.

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I think here's the thing with my the mil Milan is no one, I'll repeat this again, no one expected them to fight for the scadetto, right? Because we finished like eighth or ninth last year, right? So the fact that you guys are still second in the table and I mean you're still four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. You're six points away. I mean, two. I know it ain't probably gonna happen, but I mean if Inter lose two. Thing is, I think Inter's gone through more of their quote unquote harder. Yeah. There it's just I think it's it's inter's to take unless the sky falls down and then somehow Malone.

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Which would be funny.

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The gates of hell open up and Milan wins.

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I don't even see our team like doing enough to get it because we just are so rocky.

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I I think my okay, my personal take on the whole City this season thus far is Milan compared to the season they had last, applaud to them to even put up a fight against a mighty inter who are unstoppable, really. Besides I disagree with that statement. Besides Champions League, obviously, which I mean no none of the Italian team can do good. Another sign of the well, we'll hit on this later, on the signs of the times with Italian soccer. But I also want to say, like don't be so hard on yourselves because I think I want to say, I know this is a Leg Reese, what, second year?

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I think this is second year.

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I want to say there's a lot of good things gonna happen next year. I think if you bring the right players and you bring just the right pieces, especially cut a lot of fat that you don't need in the squad. Inter Yeah, inter or inter AC Milan. He could be so good, but I just don't think he's yeah, AC Milan could be at title contenders next year, and uh that's what where I'll leave it at. Yeah, I that's my opinion.

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I know you think uh you should say they're giants, like that are I I think when I look at all of City A, I just am like, does anybody really want it? If no one does, let's just I don't know, right call it off this year and just take a break. Let's just go on vacation. That's kind of like where my mind is. Like, I don't really feel like anybody's like we want this. This is ours. Well, enter obviously because they're at the top. Like, I mean, but like even them, I'm like, you just went and tied against Florentina, you lost a game before. Like, what are we doing here?

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But I think I think that comes more from an arrogant standpoint, not because they don't want it. I think I don't know you're saying that like you can be arrogant and like what I'm trying to say is that enter have it all let's just be honest. Enter already have it in the bag. That's their mentality. Like, we've got this Gadetto. So when they go and play It's just what it is. When they go and play Fiorentina, they're just like, dude, Fiorentina, you're barely making relic. I mean you're barely Fiorentina's way better than what they're stave well, staving off relegation. Eh. Okay, have a draw. There you go. That's really what it is, in my opinion. That's what I think is going on. Because if you look at the rest of Inter's games It's a total flan. Wait, who do they play next? They played Roma. What? I thought they were. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's the last stretch of that. Roma Roma.

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But Roma. Your beloved Roma. My beloved Roma who Como could be hard. Como's kind of playing.

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Roma and Como, I mean, that is two tough games, but I just. If they lost both of those. If they lost both of those, that would be hard. Can we win both of them? But you're asking for a lot.

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Game on, baby. Game on. You're asking for a lot. I just don't see how that's. I know I'm asking for a lot. I'm just saying, but if that happens, which is plausible, and the the Como's more likely to beat them than Roma, in my opinion. And Roma, I and But then after that it's like, well, I guess they play they play Como twice, which kind of sucks.

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Well that's Copital, yeah. Oh, okay.

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Yeah, then it doesn't matter.

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So I think I think even if they get one draw out of one of those two games, it's over. Like it's I mean it's over now.

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They might they might lose to Hellas Verona.

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Yeah, they might lose. Hellas Verona.

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If they lose that, that would be very, very bad for them. Because Hellas Verona is going to be relegated. Yeah.

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I I I just don't see how Inter don't win this cadet. I agree.

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I'm just I'm just saying, like, as a fan of not them, then I'm asking for some fireworks here and for some excitement. And why not?

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I think they got it in the bag. I think if you really wanted to take care of business, um probably should have happened earlier. You should have. Well, I just I'm just trying to be honest. Like you you don't tie with Atalanta and Fiorentina. I'm just I know. I get what you're saying. Milan is only good as of what they are. Like it's it's what they got. That's it. There's nothing, there's no more. There's no more. There's no no more fresh legs, there's no more enthusiasm. I'm just that's it.

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No. This guy. He's too busy paying attention to Liga MX. Yeah, I guess so. Uh yeah. They signed me.

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Oh, good. Okay. Yeah. Fresh legs, brother. Fresh legs. For about five seconds. Five seconds. Five milliseconds. But what I'm trying to say, what I'm trying to say is this, brother. What are you trying to say? AC Milan, there is no more. And they're only one injury away from not even making Champions League, in my opinion.

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I don't agree with that, but that's fine. I I think yeah. Who's gonna get injured? One injury from who? From like, I don't know, like a Pulisic. He has been injured and we we've still been fine. Or a Modric. If Modric get hurt, we'd still be fine. It wouldn't be it wouldn't be ideal. I think we'd still be fine. Because we play without him, too. Yeah, who's been watching him more? Me? You me. You. Yeah, that's what I thought.

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So that's my thoughts.

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That's kind of like City A in a nutshell. Yeah, it's just crack it open. You just don't know what you're really gonna get, honestly. Yeah.

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I'd be surprised. I'm disappointed. Yeah. They're not making champions levels.

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I don't know if you remember. They used to be number one. And they blew it. They blew it. They bottled it. That was earlier on, but.

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They bottled it, so they're not making Champions League. Juventus is gonna continue to steal.

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Jubi Jovy Juby. Yeah. I'm sorry.

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That's just very disappointed with the way things turn.

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There hasn't been a lot of like excitement within the city. I think it's because the big matches are through. I mean, I guess, but I just like it.

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It's all inter have to do is not lose.

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That's it.

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Even if they tie really the rest of the I guess the rest of the couple matches.

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Well, you're not gonna tie every match, but the ones that are harder.

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If they tie the ones that are harder and win the rest that should win.

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Are you gonna take it? You're fine.

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So like I said, a miracle.

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I'm not denying it. I'm just saying let's believe in a miracle. Believe in a miracle. So I think that really touches on those two things. I think it's important that we jump into World Cup here in a second and really jump into this tier list. I pray, guys. I pray it works. I'm gonna do something a little bit different. But I want you guys to be able to visualize what we're looking at, what's happening, where we're putting it. I've never done it like this before, but we're gonna do it. And I also think that it'd be very important for you guys to go follow us on everything. If you're on YouTube right now, you know what to do. As the people always say, smash the like button. Smash the like button, smash the subscribe button, subscribe, turn on notifications, turn on notifications, share it with your friends. Guys, we're gonna come out with some bangers. I just have this feeling in my brain. In my brain.

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It's a good time to be a soccer fan.

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It's a good time to be a soccer fan, but there's so much going on all the time. I mean, we haven't even talked about what I'm my specialty, Ed.

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My specialty though is not just one sport. I got all sorts of sports in my back. This is like a Swiss Army life.

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I am a Swiss Army knife of sports. Let's talk about hockey. I don't care. Let's do not right now because I don't actually know what to talk about. I haven't watched any hockeys. So, um, but yeah, follow us. We have Instagram, we have YouTube, we have Facebook, we have it all. We have TikTok. What else? We have Twitter X, sorry, whatever you call that. Um let's uh take a quick break. Take a break and then we're gonna jump into we don't have an ad we don't have an ad break, but maybe one day we'll have an ad break.

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We'll be right back. We're back like a heart attack.

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Yeah, I think I gave you a heart attack because I forgot to start the camera. So we actually have to go all the way back out here. Okay, tier list. Oh, oh, tier list. I have to actually go back out here, stop this recording, start a new one. It's a whole thing. We're just doing some new things, guys. I'm sorry. Tech tech games. I know there's a lot of better ways to go about this, but I just I need you guys to cut me some slack. So we're gonna we're gonna first start Algeria. We're gonna go quickly because we may or may not have already done this one.

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Mexico of Africa, B tier. B tier. Because they're not OGs like us.

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I would agree it's a good B tier.

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It's a good B tier.

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Okay.

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Australia.

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This is actually we can do Argentina.

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No, let's save that for last because I want to talk about the Okay, we'll do Australia. Or the last of the A's, Australia.

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Okay. Australia, and this is a way.

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Okay. You know, I have never been good. I've never been a fan of the tie-dye transition. I get that. I don't know if there's a special story behind a lot of these jerseys. I don't know.

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I'm not informed. Should have probably That's my biggest thing is I don't know everything, but we're going just from our just from looks first initial. I think that it's that's C tier.

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I'm not a big fan of it.

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I kind of think it's kind of cool, but not cool enough not to be a C tier. So I'm fine with C tier, but a higher C tier. Okay, sure. Higher C tier for sure. Okay. Okay. And then their home, which is just normal, their normal colors.

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I might be digging it.

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Simple, it's simple. Like colours.

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I would say that's B tier because to be honest. I like the kangaroos on their Yeah, that you know what they call themselves? You're gonna love this one. You know what they call themselves? They call themselves the Sakaroos. Isn't that so awesome?

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That is kind of cool. I like that.

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So yeah, it gives me Brazil vibes, it gives me the green. I like it. I'm B tier. B tier, B tier, B tier.

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Okay, can we go back to Argentina? Yeah, let's go to Argentina. This is Argentino way. Their home is gonna be like clean, like it's so nice.

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Okay, so here's the reason. I actually know the story behind this, like the way it why they picked this.

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Okay, please do tell it.

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So the fl it looks like a like a flower kind of so in Argentina, and majestic. I've never been to Argentina, but I know a lot of it because I used to be a weird kid that used to study about crap like this. Argentina, if you go to Argentina, you take like the metro, or if you take if you go anywhere in the city, pretty much, there is these murals that are for famous people like that Argentine famous Argentine people that these people paint. And a lot of the way they these are painted, they're surrounded, like the way they paint it is with these like very artistic like flower designs on the side. And they're very just like iconic. Like it makes you think of Argentina. That's uh like they have a lot of yeah, a lot of their famous, whether it be political figures, artists, soccer players. Especially if you go, there's a neighborhood La Boca, which is like the most popular neighborhood. If you walk the streets of that, you'll see a lot of these murals of these people like Carlos Garden, who's a famous Tango dancer or Tango singer. And then the way they they're these the artists paint these around like the picture they paint or whatever, they draw these like flowers, nice like artistic flowers. I wish I could find an example so you can know what I'm talking about, but that's why they try to do it. That design. So I actually really like it. I think it's very smart.

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I think it's an A tier, but I don't think it I don't think it's S tier.

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I don't think it's that iconic because a lot of people might not know that. But for someone that knows it, I think it's I mean I think it's B tier.

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You think B tier, but I think that's a good thing.

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I think the top, yeah, the first of the B tier, right?

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Yeah, right now, yes. Okay, yeah. Okay, this next one's a banger.

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Yeah, I yeah.

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I'm just gonna tell you that right now. We got Belgium's away. Are we not doing the Argentina hoe? Uh uh No. Because apparently I didn't put it in here. I I did just describe it. It looks like the Maradona. I think it would be it's very iconic, right? It's very, it'd probably go right in the S tier. I don't think it's S tier. Oh, not this tier. Because I'm very like creative. I'm like, okay, well, we've seen this one before, in my opinion. I would put at least A tier. I just I think I'm gonna put S tier for this one's S tier for me right now. Okay, that is S tier. This Belgium Away, like I would buy this jersey. I think a lot of these we buy, actually.

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Yeah, the Belgium Away is such a fire jersey. My only thing is I don't know the history. I know it's some artistic. It's a famous painter that from Belgium, obviously, who that that design is based off of. So for the people that know who that painter is or why the Belgium decided on that um on what on that design is clean. That's that's S tier.

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And of course, Belgium home. I like that I like that the away is something different, but then the Belgium home is at least their colors. Um it's hard to tell like what this design is.

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It's like I think it's flames because they're called the Red Devils.

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Oh. That's their national. I would say this is like C tier. I mean it's nothing bad. I don't think it's bad, bad. It's just nothing special.

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I'm not a big fan of it.

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What are you thinking?

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You you want to go I'm thinking C tier.

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Okay, I I thought you were gonna like send it farther down, but I don't think bad. Oh, these this next one is pretty fuego too. So we got the Brazil away.

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I haven't seen this. Oh, I have seen this, I have seen this.

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I think it's just because I love the color blue, but like I'm just I'm gonna be honest with you.

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I I'm not a fan of the tie-dye crap. I just I don't know. Brother, get over it. Get over it. And the fact that it's Jordan too, it's like dude.

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That's dope. But I'm also a basketball guy, so anything.

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I'm not even saying I'm not even hating on the Jordan. The Jordan brand is like I think I don't think countries need to be sporting that. Because what does Jordan have to do with Brazil? Honestly. I don't know. There must be something. It's just a commercial, it's just because the only club, the only people that are allowed to wear the Jordans because they have a contract is PSG. But PSG makes sense because it's a soccer club. It's like it's like a brand. Brazil is not a brand, it's a country. So would you prefer it just to be like I think I just straight nine? I'm gonna get a lot of hate because people think that it's a lot of people. My I want to say C tier, but I didn't know that you're gonna not. It's gotta be B tier, brother. Come on. I mean, let's mmint in the middle and put it B tier, I guess. Uh we can put it like towards the back end of the. I know a lot of people might disagree with me on that. I just I don't know. I'm a boomer. I'm of a boomer when it comes to.

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Okay, boomer. What about the Brazil home?

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Okay, the Brazil home.

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I mean, their colors clean, some shapes in there.

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This is one of the jerseys I told my wife, if I could buy this, if would you spare some change for me to put it? Yeah. There's a lot of these we would buy. Oh brother, I would buy that in the heart. That Brazil jersey is clean. It just looks so. It gives me like early 2000s R9. Just would you think that we could put this in A tier?

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Um I don't think it's S tier level. I'm putting S tier, but you A. I just don't think they I think I think we I think it's A tier.

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I think it's because you're you like something different, and I'm so sick of seeing so many people trying different things. Especially after the crap. But anyways, I know that has nothing to do with this.

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I actually thought about putting Tina Turner's kit.

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I'm sure you did. I'm sure you did. I just think it's not. I just think after so many crazy designs that Nike and Adidas have pulled out of their you know what? B hinds. B hinds.

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I think it's S tier though. I think there's too many that are.

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I know what you're saying, but to me it's S tier, but it's iconic. Right now I can see a bit higher up. Okay, the reason I would put it S tier is because they they've brought back a little bit of what their iconic verde marella, which is.

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I understand what you're saying. But I know this next one's going low. These next two might be going. Well, this next one. Oh, these are bad. Canada. Canada, okay. Canada away, I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of hard. This one is better than the next one. The home.

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Yeah, the away.

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This away one is kind of cool with the ice feeling and like the I know they're very like they're a hockey. Is it ice or is it supposed to be space? No, I'm Are you joking right now?

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You got literally got can't be like, I just I thought it was okay. To be honest, okay, to be honest, you know what I thought. I did think it was space with lasers in it, and then I thought about it, why would they do that? And then I thought, oh, it's gotta be ice, surely.

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Yes, it's gotta be ice. It looks like cracked ice and stuff. I I don't like ice. I like this one. I sure black ice. I like this one because I think it like it makes sense for Canada. Like, it's very Canadian to have like their hockey place, like sure and all that. We don't know them for soccer. I don't even know how they make it, honestly, besides the fact that they automatically had two. I do like this one, but I wouldn't put it crazy high. I would put it B tier.

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Actually, I'm thinking C tier. I'm doing A tier, actually. Holy crap. I know that's crazy, huh? I just like though the Can we put it meet in the middle at B then? Okay, B, B, B, B, B, B.

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Put it B tier, B tier. I'm thinking right in the middle right here. Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.

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No, no, it's definitely above the Algeria one.

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Okay, fine. We'll put it in here. Okay, there we go. Okay, and then this one I think goes really downhill. When I saw this one, my first initial thought was like, I I think this picture makes it look a little bit cooler, but when you look at it, you're kind of like this looks like a clip art thing. Like, it doesn't look like someone who does graphic design. It looks like you could have made this. Well, I definitely could have made that. I think this one's D tier, personally.

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I don't think it's F tier. I think it's F tier, brother.

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I I don't think it's just Are we gonna put any in F? Like really? I wanted to put the Belgian one, but just serious creativity. Okay, I'll put this in F tier. I can sit with that because I just take that case. It just doesn't look good. Take that and your stupid syrup. Okay, we're gonna do a team. This team didn't make it right, chili, but we had to put I had to put it in there. But this one is pr I really like this one. It's like flowers and it's like it's almost like a honeycomb type design, but not a honeycomb.

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You know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of those like pink flowers from Hawaii.

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Okay, well, Chile and Hawaii aren't the same place, but okay.

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I know why you included this, even though they're not in the World Cup.

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If it's a World Cup year jersey, I had to include it because I would buy this jersey.

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If you want to reason I have nothing is because we have history.

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I don't have history with Chile. We do, but I do think that this is pretty good. And I think that it's A tier, but I don't think it's S tier, but I think it's A tier.

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I would say put it in B tier because they didn't make the World Cup, so suck it.

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Okay, we're giving up with the motion because but it's pretty good. It's pretty fuego.

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You're putting it the top, dude. No, there's no way Argentina gets beat by that.

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Okay, it's gotta be Canada.

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No, Canada is better. Canada is better because it's actually the freaking World Cup. Yeah, because they they I mean, I know it's their host country. They're a host country, but listen.

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I guarantee you Canada would not be in the World Cup if it was not here.

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I agree with that statement. But but they are cheats. I hate Canada.

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But brother, but the black guys is right here, Ben. It's right here.

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I'm I'm pleased with that. Thank you. Thank you.

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So annoying. How about Columbia away? I just have their away here.

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Okay, Colombia away. A narco derby. Woo! I'm stricken. That's what we call it when we play. Hey, hey, I didn't I didn't make that up. I that's that's nice.

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It took me like 30 seconds to figure out that.

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Whenever we play Marx Columbia, we called it narco derby. No, okay. I okay. This Columbia jersey is fire. Straight up fire.

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I like it a lot.

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I like it. I don't know what the whole little design is. I'm sure is it does it represent a basket? Does it represent like a shirt?

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I don't know, something with the shapes and stuff.

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It's very it gives me Columbia vibes. That's the thing. Some of these jerseys, they kind of give you the vibe of the bigger.

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You're not gonna put this S.

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At least I'm putting it A tier. I like A tier, B tier. Top of B tier.

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I like A.

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A? That good, bro?

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Ah, okay.

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If you're putting that, there's no way you're not putting Argentina B tier. So yeah.

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So I what about like right here?

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Just I would put it behind the Argentina one.

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Okay, but don't make me put Canada back.

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I don't know. Canada's actually growing up. Disgusting. I don't know. The Canada one is I know. I'm stupid.

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Alright, Costa Rica.

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Another country that didn't make the World Cup.

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You'll find it I closed it. Okay, we can not dock them for that if you want.

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Okay, see, okay, here's the thing. The fluorescent is amazing. And I know where they got it, because in Costa Rica they have the saying called pura vida, which is pure life or just life. I don't know, pure pu pura vida, which means like the logo thing too is kind of cool. Pura vida translates to pretty much like just life, which means it's like like be happy to be alive, whatever.

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Be happy.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Hey, be happy. Could you? Sure. Okay, I'm thinking like C tier. It's just hard for me to get it. Can we please put it at the bottom of C tier at least for now? Sure, sure. I'll give you that. Thank you. I just don't think.

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Yeah, definitely. The best one out of that one. Actually, when I look at the Belgian one, can we drop it to F? It's so dripping.

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Let's go to D. Let's go to D.

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Okay.

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Croatia's coming up now.

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Okay, Croatia's fire, bro.

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Okay, so Croatia away. It's not as good as the home.

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No, I know. But I like that.

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50 turns already so that just me. It would if it was more stripes. More stripes. I think the checker kind of killed that part. Yeah.

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But I'm not a big fan of that. I think it's like a C tier. Yep.

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We were in sync on that. Are we going like.

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I think the bottom is C tier, I'm be honest.

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Okay, that's fine. I think the next one's going. Croatia Home.

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Croatia Home. This is how you do checkers. Are you listening to this Salt Lake City or Real Salt Lake? Don't whatever you guys try to do. This is how you do it.

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This was good. I like this one a lot. It's clean.

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That is a Croatian kit right here.

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Yes. Yes.

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A Croat kit. Is how you would say it.

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Okay. I don't who says that.

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The Croats? Croatia?

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I don't know if they call them the Croats, but okay. Croats. Are we keeping this A? Are we keeping it?

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Uh I'm thinking behind the Canada.

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That's not funny. It's not funny.

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It's you think it's better than the Argentina. Okay, I think it's slightly behind the Argentina.

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I think it's A tier.

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A tier? No way, bro.

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A tier. It's better than this Argentinian one.

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You know what I'm saying? Move the Argentina out to Brazil. Huh?

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Move the Argentina one up to Brazil. You want this one up here? Yes. Behind the Brazil one. You got too much into the history of it. I'm fine with that. I don't hate the Article.

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Okay, and make that one. Let this be right here at the end. Okay, fine, fine, fine. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair.

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Okay, thank you.

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Okay. I know it is fair.

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That's fair. We're trying to do this like together in a way that like makes it work, but we're like, man, you guys. What are you talking about, man? Okay, next we got Kiraçao. I don't think I know the picture I have here doesn't it does not do this justice. This is one of my favorite ones, actually. No kidding.

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I know you would say this. Because when you're so annoying when you see it as well, they're actually so annoying.

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The colors up here Corsel is nothing, bro. Can you let me finish? Let me finish. I know they're nothing in the soccer world, but I'm just speaking from the Jersey perspective. The Sadidas, and then the when you see this in the right way with these color stripes up here, it looks like sherbet ice cream, and I love sherbet ice cream. So I love this one. This one is S tier. That's not S tier, but it is one of my favorite ones, actually. No cap. It just is.

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And somehow you don't think it's crap. You're being deceived by the Adidas template. That's what you're doing. You don't hate it, do you? It's not that I hate it. I just I you just don't like Kira Cell. It's not that it's not like Can we at least put it in B tier? Like for that? I think it's the bottom of C tier mark. I think you're trash. Uh the bottom of the bottom of B tier are fine because you're a crybaby and you're gonna want to put it there. Thank you. Oh my gosh, bro. I just think it's actually. I just like I just think as there's I would it's hard for me. No, I would not I would buy it. It was hard for me to talk about it.

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I'm gonna check on my wife because she isn't home yet.

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Well, it it's hard for me to get excited for a team that is non existent. I don't know. I get that. There's one. We're not talking about their history. I didn't even know that's their home color. That's how insignificant they are. Did you know that was their home color? Yellow?

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No, but I'd buy that jersey. Deceived by the template. Don't listen to this fool. We're going to Egypt. People agree with me. Egypt? Okay. Is that like a it's very like pyramid-esque, like prism like thing going on? I think it looks stupid, but that's just me.

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Yeah, I'm not a big fan of it. I think so. They did him dirty, brother. I just don't think it's that good. I think that's D tier, honestly.

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I think we I'd put it like above this one.

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I I yeah. The Belgian one is just so trash, it's like it is trash.

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It is trash. I'm always trying to keep track of my time up there for you people because if I if it cuts out, then we're in trouble. I don't even know what it's at, but we're fine. Okay, we're going to the over the pond to the snobs in England. First England away.

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Ooh, that's kind of tough. I'm not gonna lie. I just okay. I there's something that I've realized about jerseys that I've liked. I really like when jerseys put the logo in the center.

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It's kind of cool, isn't it?

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I like it. It gives me like very like like antique vibes. I don't know.

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Antique vibes.

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Um I'm not gonna lie. Can I see can I Sure, yeah. What's the I don't know what the That Three Lines logo is tough. I'm not even gonna lie to you.

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Yeah, I like I like this one, but it's not my opinion. I think that's not like a top tier kind of one.

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That's definitely above the Corsair. I I don't think it's right behind the Chile one, in my opinion. I think that it's no way, dude. Are you joking?

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I'm kidding. Okay, I don't I would put it like somewhere in the middle of the top tier.

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It's above, it's above the I'd put it like right here. Put it, but put it in front of the Algeria.

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That's fine. Put it in front of the Algeria. I hate to do it, but I'll do it, you know? Let's go. I don't even know how if this thing has enough room for all these jerseys. Hopefully, hopefully. Okay. England home. And if I got any of the home away wrong, I don't give a crap. It's just what it is. It it's the same thing, but white. I actually think this is the one.

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Honestly, if they would have done the logo in the middle, it would have been a little bit better, but I think it's a good thing.

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I think it looks worse.

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It almost gives me the vibe that it was a USA jersey. Literally.

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Yeah, you know where I put this D tier.

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Yeah, I agree with that.

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I put it right there. 20 some minutes. Okay. When I finish France, we are going to take a quick pause and then we are going to start again.

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Okay.

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We're good. Like the Italian.

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I need some I need some water. I need some water. There's a lot here. I know there's a lot here, but there is a lot, but this is fun. It's fun. Okay. I know your thoughts on the France away, and I probably don't disagree with you. I mean, I like that it's kind of a minty freshness color, but you know well, you know why, right? The minty freshness. The the chiller. Yes, like the copper or like the yes.

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I think it's you like it. The story, the the just I love it. The whole idea behind it, it's just so.

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When you know the story, it makes things better.

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It makes so much. I love it.

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I I don't I don't hate it, I will say that.

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I would think it's even uh better. Like an A tier?

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Ah.

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Yeah, I think it's A tier, brother.

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I don't think it's better than Croatia, in my opinion, though.

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I I no.

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I I like the Croatia one too much. And they put the thing in the middle too. You said you like that.

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Yeah, I guess.

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Okay, well then what are your thoughts?

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Okay, so this. Are we okay?

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I don't like this one as much as the last one.

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France did so good. Okay, I almost let me look, let me show you something real quick while we're talking about. Let me tell you something, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, let me tell you something. France did so good on their jersey.

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Oh my gosh.

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Okay, this jersey, tell me this isn't much better than that.

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I love I mean I like this one better.

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You're full of crap. You're literally full of jersey.

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Okay, can we just please let's just release some air here for a second? I'm always gonna come at it with a bit of a different thing. Like this one is more creative in my mind, whereas you growing up around soccer, simple is actually better. You're mocking me, and I'm just I'm just trying to make a point. Where do you want to do it?

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The France jersey, the France jersey is before the World Cup one, the home one is so clean. Where do you want to put this one? I'm so mad that they did him dirty like this. I hate it. Where do you want to put it? It don't from far away, it almost reminds me of a Scotland jersey. Good. Where do you want to put it? I would say C tier. Right here? Yeah, just because it's a France jersey, it's that's I would say in front of the Croatia. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Yeah.

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Okay.

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I don't know. We might get hate for that because a lot of people are.

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You're gonna get some hate. Go ahead. Okay, we're gonna take a quick little break. I'm gonna make sure everything's recording properly. That's right. Alright, guys, we are back here. Just jumping back into the tier list, but I gotta make sure I got it all going for us. So, you our tier list is a bit interesting. Yes, it is. Um okay, we are on Oh yeah. We're on a good one here. We're on a really good one. The one you're gonna love so much. Germany. Germani decided to go against all their colors and go here, but there's gotta be some storyline.

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There's gotta be a reason why they chose navy. I love I like it. I love the color, I love the color. I it just looks so clean. I don't know what are those little was is that like a little square? It's sometimes a little shape thing. I don't know. I love it. I just my only problem with it, I don't have a problem with it because I'm not German. Or do I care about Germany? But when I look at it from far away, if you were if I look at it from far away and I see it, I'm not gonna say that's a Germany. You're not gonna think Germany. So But I don't think that's about what's the point here.

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I think it's they're trying to go outside the box. What looks what looks cool, mate. We're going for what looks cool. You don't understand.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay, I would say A tier.

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A tier?

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That thing is A tier worthy. Besides the fact that it's Germany. And I'm not gonna dock at points for that because it's the away, it's not the home. I agree with that, actually. Put it A tier. I'm gonna put it right here.

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Yeah, I agree with that.

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Okay, now let's go Germany home. That's a whole nother story. Don't botch that one. Which, in my opinion, they didn't botch it. Very simple, very Germany.

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That's just, I mean, when I see that, that reminds me of- That's a home jersey right there. I know I wasn't alive for this World Cup, but like I just seen clips. That reminds you of 1990, Italian '90.

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Yeah. I was there for that one.

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94. What literally back here in the US? Yeah, you were here for that. 94 World Cup. It's just, man. That's screw. That is a Germany Adidas jersey, and that's beautiful.

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Okay, but where does it go? I I mean, I don't think it's like worthy of like an S tier.

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No, I don't think so either. I think it's A tier. I think it's A tier. I think it's the bottom of A tier, to be honest.

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So Germany's going full eighth. Yeah.

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Germany's Adidas treats Germany right because Adidas is from Germany.

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You know, oh, it went down to C tier. Whoops. Didn't want to do that. No. Okay, so next we've got Ghana.

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Ghana. Interesting. Brother. The black stars.

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No, if you actually look at this, this has to be done by kids. Like it, like, it's kind of cool, and there has to be some story. Like, look at that.

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Oh, yeah. But like it looks like a spider web, I'm not gonna lie to you.

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It does, but like there had to have been, like, I really hope that I'm right. But like kids had to have like done this thing and they like put it on there, like looking like this, because it's kind of cool.

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The black stars.

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I just think it's kind of cool that way. I don't think it's like top notch, but I I'd put it like right somewhere in like between C tier. Probably C tier. Yeah. I think it's like right here, right before Australia.

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I think it's right behind Australia. Ain't gonna lie to you.

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I don't. I think it is above because I think there's a story that we're not know about it.

SPEAKER_01

Well yeah, no, you're thinking too much into it.

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I'm not. Stupid kid. Hey, my wife's home. Okay, Ghana home.

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No, that's the thing. It's not it shouldn't be their home jerseys are red, if I want to. This is gonna be the third. This is theirs.

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This is theirs.

SPEAKER_01

That's their home kit? They're not red. I want to say they're red, brother. Not now. I think this one might be their third kit. I'm not no idea. Well, let's just pretend it's the home one, okay? Okay. Um I'm not it's just it's just another jersey. I'm not gonna lie. I don't even know what to think about it, to be honest. It's just there.

SPEAKER_02

It's not just there for me, but I don't think it's better than the other one. I think in my opinion, I would put it at the bottom of C tier.

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Yes, there you go.

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Thank you for agreeing with me. I agree with that.

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Hi, sweetheart.

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Yeah, I think that. Ooh. Ireland. Ireland. Ireland away. You know, I hope this doesn't insult anybody who's from Ireland, but I always like to say tree churty. What time is it? Tree churty. I and it's not in a disrespectful way. I just like really appreciate people of other cultures because I was just a white suburban boy. Man, you're just mean. I only have their one there's their their away or something. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if it's away or home.

SPEAKER_01

It's like a minty green, it gives me New York Cosmos Live.

SPEAKER_02

It's pretty cool because I think it's clean. But it's nothing right home about. Yeah. But it's like a right in the middle of the in of the I would put the C here. That's right in the middle.

SPEAKER_01

Right above right behind the Costa Rica one.

SPEAKER_02

That one?

SPEAKER_01

No, the Costa Rica. This one, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I think that's fair. Okay. And they have their away. Their their uh their home is the blue. The blue one. I believe it's the blue, but it looks just like this.

SPEAKER_01

I know I want to say that the reason they chose that color is because of the Italian marble or something like that.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, there's the little design in here, but uh they're I just I think this is. I wasn't too thrilled by it.

SPEAKER_01

I think it's gonna be right behind the Ireland one, I'm not gonna lie to you.

SPEAKER_02

Like you would think like right here. Yeah. I mean, I think that's fine. It's simple and nice, but it's nothing to write home about. I like this next one. The ivory coast. That gives me fun Africa vibes. That's just right. I mean it it feels like the Ivory Coast.

SPEAKER_01

It feels like just happy.

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It just feels happy. Feels happy. Do you just feel happy now? See, I think that I think it's a B tier type one just because.

SPEAKER_01

It's definitely above the Brazil, let me say, and the in the what's it called? Algeria. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Like what'd you put?

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Also, can you switch the Algeria and Australia? Australia is just so fire.

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This one?

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No, no, the other Australian.

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This one?

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Yeah.

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You want to go like this.

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There you go. That's better. That's better.

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So what if we put it right here?

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Yes, yes, I agree with that.

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Because it's not like.

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Yeah.

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Like, no, it's not necessarily something to write home about, but it's like it is fun. Now their home one follows very much so their colors again.

SPEAKER_01

I like it. It's it gives me like a cheetah vibe.

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Is that I guess. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, this is their home colours. Yeah. And I I don't know kids is what they're called.

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I don't think it's anything to write home about. So I would put it more on a C tier type thing, probably.

SPEAKER_01

I think I'd put it right between the Croatia and the Black Stars. The Ghana.

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Right here?

SPEAKER_01

Uh-uh. Right here. Croatia, though. Very good.

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Oh, right here. Yes. Sorry. Croatia. Yeah. There's a lot to look at here. Okay. That's fair. Okay. So here we go. These next two are two of my favorite ones that I would absolutely buy. And they haven't even made the World Cup yet. Jamaica. Sorry about the print here. It's just what I copied. Um I would buy this. I would buy this. These are going to be up top, just so you know.

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I agree with you.

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I just this one. I like the other one better than this one. I'd put this in A tier. I would put it behind that one, though.

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Yeah. Just because of trash.

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But brother, this one. Oh my god. Oh my gosh.

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Ooh, that is tough. I didn't see that.

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But I don't there's music vibes here.

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There's Ray. Oh, I get it. Oh my gosh.

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Brother, I'm telling you.

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That's tough. I'm not even, I'm not even that actually. Now that you said that, I love it more.

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Brother, this one for me has to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_01

That's gonna be an S tier. I I'm not gonna fight you. I'll put it S tier.

SPEAKER_02

Put it S tier. I'm not putting it above that one. The fact that you said that though did blow my mind. This next one's going S tier too. I'm just telling you that right now.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so you know, I was telling Freaking Japan. I was telling you. You know what? I don't care. If you listen to this, Alexis, buy this.

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He's buying it.

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Shop my credit card. I don't care.

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He's buying one for me too.

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I'm buying yes. I'm buying this, brother. I don't know. I don't know what I'll sell my car.

SPEAKER_02

I don't even know what it is about this one that just is so clean. I this is the It kind of gives off some baseball vibes, but that's not so out. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

It might be you might be onto something like that. I don't know if it's the the lights and the city lights.

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I love the colors.

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Oh gosh, I'm buying this. I'm buying it. I think the I'm going more into that. I don't care.

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Right there.

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S tier Japan. And even the home one. I'm buying the home one too. I don't like the home one as much. I don't care. It's S tier for me. Okay, the only thing, the only thing about the home one that I love.

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Yes.

SPEAKER_01

When I first looked at the Okay, I've got to pull this up because you're gonna it's gonna blow your mind when I show you this. The Japan Home One.

SPEAKER_02

Something behind this that I'm missing, right? Hold up. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I just I'm not bought into this one as much, but what if the Japan Home One reminds me of the France 2010 Home World Cup kit? Does it nod a little bit?

SPEAKER_02

I can see what you're saying.

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It or or this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or this. Let me show you, let me show you, let me show you. Or this.

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But I think it's a B tier jersey, but what about this? Hmm, interesting.

SPEAKER_01

I know it's when I first saw this.

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Very French.

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I it I thought it was a French jersey.

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It's a B tier type jersey. I don't think it's a good one.

SPEAKER_01

I love it. I'm buying those two jerseys. I don't put it S tier for me. Please, please. S?

SPEAKER_02

No.

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S tier, please!

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There's no freaking change.

SPEAKER_01

Please put it S tier.

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It is not better than this Jamaican or German.

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Okay, it is better than that. Put it right behind Argentina.

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Right here?

SPEAKER_01

Yes. It is that good. I love the Japan home jersey.

SPEAKER_02

I'll do this one for you, but you owe me.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'll give you one the next one because I know you're gonna choose it.

SPEAKER_02

Here comes Korea. Okay, whoa, whoa. Oh, did it jump? It is touching. Oh, it is touching. That's cool. Okay, fine. Okay, Korea's I don't think.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, the Korea home though is a little tough.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, way is just a purple one. I'm just kind of like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I don't get it. I don't really know, but Koreans come at us. Is it for K-pop?

SPEAKER_02

I mean, what does that have to do with purple? Where we've C tier somewhere?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I would put it, I would put it amongst like right between the France and the Proatia one. Or yeah, right there. Either way, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Another home one.

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Their home one? I'm not gonna lie, when I watched the commercial, I was kind of tough.

SPEAKER_02

What what there's a commercial?

SPEAKER_01

Or like the you need to watch the commercial. It was tough. Like it's like they're hunting for a tiger and it's like the tiger.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. That's kind of cool, I guess.

SPEAKER_01

Because the Bengals tiger isn't funny.

SPEAKER_02

But you're not like going S tier with that, are you? Okay.

SPEAKER_01

I think I think I honestly think you should put it between uh behind the Costa Rica one. C tier. Right here. In my opinion. Right here. Uh no. Yes, there you go. There you go.

SPEAKER_02

I'm okay with that. Okay, Mexico, your your homeland. Let's just start with away. I'll I'll give this one you. You tell me where you tell me where you want to put. You bought this one too. You bought both of them?

SPEAKER_01

I'm buying all three, brother. I told my wife. I told my wife. I'm not gonna make it the next World Cup.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I gotta convince my wife to let me buy at least one. I gotta lose some weight. That could be one of my rules. I love this jersey jersey. I'm gonna let you put them wherever you want.

SPEAKER_01

I love this jersey, the away, the away jersey. It's I love the home one even more. The one that I'm dying, it's not on it's not on this list because there's the black one. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

Oh no. I think have they leaked that one though? Yeah, they have.

SPEAKER_01

But just for this purpose, I love the away jersey. I love this. If I have, but I'm gonna be completely honest. I'm not even putting any I would put it between Oh, I might get some hake of them. Okay, I'm gonna put the Mexico jersey right behind the England one. I'm not gonna lie. Right here? Yeah. Here's the thing, though. Here's one thing I'll say. And in Mexicans, I know you're gonna agree with me. The logo switch. The new logo switch since 2019. Catastrophic to what it used to be. If the logo was like this, I would put S tier on the one. You don't like the logo. Okay, so the home kit. The home kit. I love it. It just reminds me of episode.

SPEAKER_02

I it just the whole like Aztec Mayan, whatever you want to say the stuff.

SPEAKER_01

It really reminds me of home. And I love it. I'm not saying it's S tier. Like, but you want to, I'm a I'm gonna put it at the top of A tier. Because it literally, when I think when I saw that jersey, I'm like, this is a World Cup jersey. This is a Mexico World Cup jersey. I agree. And as a Mexican, the past couple jerseys we've had have been trash. So we were due a good jersey.

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I agree.

SPEAKER_01

How about Morocco? Morocco.

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I do think it's cool what they did at hair, actually, just because of the culture there.

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Because of the culture.

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It reminds me of like a like a what's it called? Like a whatever they wear, they literally have those designs on it. And even they're like rugs and stuff, I guess.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like the rug, too. Yeah.

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So I kind of like that actually.

SPEAKER_01

Arabian noise. I mean, yeah.

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Okay. If you need to say that. Yeah. I mean, I would say that this is like a B tier type one for me, just because I think they do really good on like the cultural aspect.

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Yeah, I would say B tier is fair. I would put it definitely behind above Canada. Oh, really? Above Canada? No way.

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I don't like Canada.

SPEAKER_01

How are you gonna put whoa okay, okay, whoa, whoa. This is a little bit of disrespect, bro. I'm not even just saying this. There's no way it's better than the Mexico jersey. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I think it has to go at least next to the Ivory Coast one. I'm sorry. And now that I think about it, I do like the Canada one, actually.

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This is our tier list. This is our tier list. I know. I hate that you like the Canada one more time.

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I don't know why. It tickles my brain.

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I don't care about them.

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I don't care about them either. It just tickles my brain. I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

My brain is not tickled.

SPEAKER_01

I'm stupid. How about Morocco home?

SPEAKER_02

It's pretty basic, but it's quite. I kind of like that. When you look at this, like the the top.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, the neck and the Ooh, that's tough.

SPEAKER_02

It's actually kind of dope.

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But like simple.

SPEAKER_02

I love Morocco. I think it's better than the other one.

SPEAKER_01

I think it's than the home one. Okay, then put it right right behind the Australia one. Ooh, right on top of the Australia one.

SPEAKER_02

Let's put it right in front of it. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair. Ooh, yes. We are going to go to the Netherlands. The Netherlands. Netherlands away.

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Tough. Simple but tough.

SPEAKER_02

Another clean one.

SPEAKER_01

It's just I here's a there's okay. Let me, before we keep going, there's certain national teams that there's certain that brands just always turn out for. Netherlands is one of these, and it makes me so mad because it they always get such fire kits. The Netherlands, France, and I want to say like Nigeria are the ones that always get fire in Germany.

SPEAKER_02

Well, they have connections somehow then.

SPEAKER_01

Oh.

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But where would we put this?

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I would say I would say I don't like it as much as their other one. I would say right behind the Morocco. Oh, right behind the right in front behind the Morocco one as well. Really? Yeah. That's where I would put it.

SPEAKER_02

Fine with that. Netherlands home.

SPEAKER_01

No, it's that is like that screams world.

SPEAKER_02

You see that? What do you think? I think of literally.

SPEAKER_01

I think of literally, you know what the Netherlands' nickname is?

SPEAKER_02

Um no.

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The orange machine. Literally.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I uh no. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Would we put it up with the Germany or I think it's right behind the Germany, right behind the Germany.

SPEAKER_02

It's so classy. Yeah, it's classy, yeah. Okay, New Zealand.

SPEAKER_01

New Zealand. Oh, the all blacks, right? Or say all yeah.

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I mean, well, the all whites, I think, is what they're called for the soccer, but no, all blacks is rugby.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, the all whites.

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It's just very them.

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Yeah, it's a template.

SPEAKER_02

It sure is a template. What are we thinking? Like uh.

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Not thinking F tier. I'm thinking the top of D tier.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, that's fine.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That's fine about you.

SPEAKER_01

I'm thinking New Zealand could do a little bit better. That's a little bit disrespectful.

SPEAKER_02

That you think they could do better?

SPEAKER_01

Like they should have tried harder for them.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, Nigeria?

SPEAKER_01

Nigeria.

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I kind of don't like this. I just think the green is too bright. I don't know why, but I just don't like that. I don't understand what's happening. Is it green flames or what are we looking at?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't know. But never mind.

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What were you gonna say?

SPEAKER_01

No.

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Bad things?

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Yeah.

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Um see I think this is like a D tier one, but that's just me.

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D tier?

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I just don't think it's that good.

SPEAKER_01

I think it's the best of the D tier, to be honest.

SPEAKER_02

I don't think it's the best. I think it's like right here.

SPEAKER_01

It's better than the Nile. Come on. I'll be all black.

SPEAKER_02

I don't even think it's better than the Egypt one, but.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, I'll give you that. Sure. Give it a second D tier.

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Thank you. Nigeria home. Again, I just.

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It gives me like a more like Gatorade.

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Gatorade. It hurts my eyes.

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Like Gatorade slash.

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It's too much.

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Yeah, I don't know. This is why they didn't make the World Cup.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's why we don't really care about it. Yeah. F tier.

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Yeah, F tier.

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Why? Because you didn't make the World Cup.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna be interested to see if people really hate on us for our style selection.

SPEAKER_02

I hope so. Uh this is their way. So take it with a grain of salt. Have you seen have you seen the picture with Holland in it?

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I mean I just I don't get the all blackout. I don't like is it supposed to be I don't get it. I get it if it's like a special match.

SPEAKER_02

I don't I like this as a third kit.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. Yeah, I just I'm not a big fan of it.

SPEAKER_02

I I'm I'm uh I'm more of a fan of it than you, but I kinda like that black style.

SPEAKER_01

I think you put it at the bottom of B tier or how about their home? Okay, their home is fire. I love that it's the flag.

SPEAKER_02

It fits it the flag, the colors.

SPEAKER_01

It's so fire. Okay, that is a proper World Cup kit. Okay, because they haven't made the World Cup in forever. I would put it right behind the Mexico one. Like this one? No, no, no, sorry. The Mexico one, yeah.

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Right here.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I don't know. The Netherlands away one is much better, in my opinion. Right behind the Netherlands.

SPEAKER_02

I was thinking like somewhere right here.

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Yeah, that's good.

SPEAKER_02

But I do like that they followed. Alright, Paraguai!

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay. Yeah, straight up tier. I kind of felt the same way. I kind of felt the same way.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. No, however, they're home jersey.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, their home jersey, I dig. It's literally Atletico Madrid. It's giving us giving Chivas vibes. It's giving poren de gijon. It um I'm liking it. I love it. I like that one way better. I love it. I love it. Okay. I think it should go.

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Maybe like a sssh.

SPEAKER_01

I think it should go in front of the. I think it goes right behind the Australia.

SPEAKER_02

Like right here?

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Or behind the Australia.

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I like that. I like that. Poland.

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Poland away.

SPEAKER_02

What is that like? Poland away at home. They didn't even make it yet.

SPEAKER_01

No, they have.

SPEAKER_02

Do you like either of those?

SPEAKER_01

No. I think that.

SPEAKER_02

Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going through quick through those. I think this one right here is better than the other one.

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Yeah, I guess. I'm going like Yeah, I'll go right there.

SPEAKER_02

This one?

SPEAKER_01

No, it's definitely better than the two other ones in D tier. Just put it right behind the Poland one. Yeah, right there.

SPEAKER_02

Whatever. I mean, whatever. Whatever. Portugal. We're gonna have to like make this into a three-part. That's crazy. That's a long part. We this is a long one. Will we cut off 22 minutes going to get like a three-hour part?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, you're still with us, guys. Hold on just a little longer. We've got 20 other countries to go.

SPEAKER_02

We are yeah. Um we're gonna we're gonna take another intermission. I need you guys to take rub your eyes like this. Yes. Start slapping yourself a little bit and say, I can do this. I can do hard things. I can stay up. Except they're probably not staying up. You guys can just listen to this whenever you want. Just you know, whatever. So, just quick.

SPEAKER_01

You're getting hit by a card tonight.

SPEAKER_02

Let's not say that. You're so dark. Okay, we're we're we're back. We're back to the tier list. This is the world's greatest tier list of all time. It might be one of the most extensive. Some people would say, guys, you guys gotta not do this ever again. We're gonna do it every video now. Yeah. Okay, so next is Portugal. Portugal. I don't know if I understand like the whole like ocean.

SPEAKER_01

Like it's a whole ocean thing, which is it gives me very Japanese vibes.

SPEAKER_02

That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_01

Japanese painting vibes. Like anime.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

I just am not. What is Greece? What are you talking? What are you what Greece?

SPEAKER_02

Please tell your national cunt team to This just doesn't scream Portugal to me. And maybe I'm missing something, but it just doesn't.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe if it's the ocean and Porto, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Like, I think it's cool kind of, but like I'm thinking like a C tier.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I'm thinking it's right here.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01

Now Portugal home. Oh, okay. That's kind of clean.

unknown

It's clean.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, this is kind of going into the podcast. Your city, jersey, on this laying on the floor. Clean or dirty?

SPEAKER_02

How dare you have that on the floor? It wasn't on the floor, it was on the bench.

SPEAKER_01

You're a disgusting creature.

SPEAKER_02

I would say let's go dirty. Because I wore it to the wedding.

SPEAKER_01

You wore that to the wedding? What a.

SPEAKER_02

Remember it was that Friday? It was that Friday we were wearing our jerseys. You remember?

SPEAKER_01

Well, that's right.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You're sick. That's been sitting out there since the wedding? You're sick. You are sick. You are disgusting. Back to this. Back to this. Okay, back to this.

SPEAKER_02

Lee. You like the Portugal one.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, Portugal. Portugal.

SPEAKER_02

It's another one of those just classy, fits their colors. Makes sense.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm going top of C tier. That's right. Top of C tier. Oh my gosh. My computer's gonna be.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Ooh, next, next, next, next. We got Qatar, your favorite country. F tier, straight out of tier. F tier. F tier, brother. It's F tier. Yeah, it's F tier. I don't even know why they're on there.

SPEAKER_01

Why are they even how are they even? How are they even in the World Cup, bro? How are they in the World Cup?

SPEAKER_02

What do they deserve? How about Saudi? Saudi Arabia.

SPEAKER_01

F tier.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01

I just don't rate these. I like this little thing, but that little palm tree. The one palm tree in the whole desert.

SPEAKER_02

Sorry. There's more than one palm tree in Saudi Arabia. There's plenty of fake palm trees all around that place.

SPEAKER_01

Sure. Um I just I don't rate these countries. I don't know. I'm going bottom of D tier.

SPEAKER_02

Sure. Okay, how about their Scotland?

SPEAKER_01

Okay, the Scotland away. I know this.

SPEAKER_02

I like Sam and I like that color. It's weird for Scotland. There has to be something.

SPEAKER_01

There is going to have to be an explanation for the Scots that are looking at the same.

SPEAKER_02

Do you guys know any of like the stories behind without looking it up while you're doing this? Because we could do that too. I'd just be curious because there's gotta be something about that specific thing. I like the colour.

SPEAKER_01

Here's the thing though, I love the color and I love the design, and I hate that I like it so much.

SPEAKER_02

Would you buy this one? I would.

SPEAKER_01

I would not I hate Scotland.

SPEAKER_02

I'm hoping that someone who's listening to this uh wants to Adidas, you know, by chance to think of this.

SPEAKER_01

Send us to try. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Send us um some jerseys. Can we always just be this hopeful? Yes, please.

SPEAKER_01

Um I'm thinking like I'm thinking uh top of C tier. Yeah. Top of C tier. Actually, you know what? It could be you're gonna hate me for saying this, but I think Algier from Algeria down, should we move down to C tier and then boom?

SPEAKER_02

You think what?

SPEAKER_01

From okay, Algeria, Brazil, Curacao. What is that?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. I disagree with you. Keep Curaçao. Yeah, you look. This is the Norway one.

SPEAKER_01

I would just say like Okay, Norway needs to go down to C tier. I'm sorry. I didn't even realize that. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. What are we thinking? That was a big thing. Because it's just all black. Okay, that's fair, that's fair. Leave it, leave it how it is. Okay, yes, there you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. I agree with that.

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Okay, Senegal. It's kind of wild. You know what it is? It's like when someone was designing this, they accidentally put their took the transparency thing and moved it down to the bottom. Because I'm like, what it's so faded. It's like I mean it's I I like what they're doing, but like I don't like how it's faded. I don't like how it's faded.

SPEAKER_01

I would say it's right behind.

SPEAKER_02

I would put it right right here. Yeah. I'd put it up right below that. But now their other one, their home, on the other hand. Ooh. I think is better.

SPEAKER_01

I might buy this, not mistaken. But I would have if I had the money, I would buy this. I like this. I like that one. I like it because it's very African.

SPEAKER_02

It is? It is very African. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know if that's insulting.

SPEAKER_02

It's not insulting, it's their culture.

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I love it. I love it. I like it. So, how about we It's definitely above the Algeria one. Yeah, and oh my opinion, but you're not gonna let that go.

SPEAKER_02

I can let it go. I just like blue a lot. Let's put it right there.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I love that.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Let's go to Slovenia. There has to be something about this. I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_01

It's gotta be a mob. They did they when they went to the World Cup in 2010, they had a white one.

SPEAKER_02

You're telling me this is F tier? That's not F tier. I'm sorry. What's wrong with it?

SPEAKER_01

Just like, what the hell am I looking at? I'm sorry.

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I just don't know what Okay, at least let it be D tier. Come on.

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Sure, bottom.

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It's better than Belgium.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, you're right about that.

SPEAKER_02

Thank you. Okay, you ready for their you ready for their home?

SPEAKER_01

Okay, this is yes, this is similar to what they had at the World Cup in this time.

SPEAKER_02

I see. It's the same thing as the last one, different color. You know what that means? It means we go back to our tier list, take it, and put it right next door.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But it's one better. Sure. Okay, South Africa. Clean. It's clean. And the collar.

SPEAKER_01

I would buy this.

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Are you more of a collar person or non-collar? More of collar.

SPEAKER_01

I love this. I simple. It's just simple. It's so clean. They have two logos always on their as their national. I love it. I would put it A tier in my opinion.

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I'm fine with A tier, but I don't.

SPEAKER_01

Is it above the.

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I don't know if I like more the Jamaica.

SPEAKER_01

I like it more than Jamaica, I'm gonna be honest. But I know you like the Jamaica one, so you can.

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I'd be fine putting it right here.

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Yes, there you go. There you go.

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We're doing a tier list of the World Cup jerseys. That's why I'm screen recording. So that's why we're salivating over here. There's some like. There's some really there's our pieces on here. It's it's don't worry, I'm gonna do the trash after I'm done here. I didn't have time when I got home. He wanted to read lots of books. Yeah, he was very cute. Okay, South Africa. Oh. Yeah, Mario wanted to read lots of books. What about this one?

SPEAKER_01

You know, I don't like it.

SPEAKER_02

I don't like it better than the other one.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, but I don't like it better than the other one. I think it had the collar, it was the same template but different color color scheme. I would have hit A tier, but I would say it's just above the Algeria I would put it right behind the Costa Rica one right here. Right here. Oh that.

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Uh oh. I lost it.

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Right there. Yeah, there you go.

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Right here.

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Yeah.

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I think that's fair.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And then we got Spain. I just have the away. I don't know what I think.

SPEAKER_01

I just don't really like it that much, but Honestly, I'm not a big fan of Spain right now.

SPEAKER_02

So let's put him F.

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People would kill us for that.

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I think a C tier for the C I think it is better than here?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

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Sveethen? Sveedin. Sveethen the way. Okay. I love the color. I like that they kept the colors. I don't understand what's happening. There has to be something, again, that we're missing with that design.

SPEAKER_01

I'm just like, is this seafood? Is this a tentacle?

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It does look like an octopus-like tentacle.

SPEAKER_01

I just it gives me sea. Or jellyfish. Like, it gives me sea vibes.

SPEAKER_02

And when you think Sweden, that's it.

SPEAKER_01

When I think of Sweden, I think of like chocolate, or I don't know what I think. What I think of Sweden. Maybe oh, Swedish fish?

SPEAKER_02

Or I don't know. Maybe IKEA?

SPEAKER_01

IKEA. I don't know. I just I don't know. I like it, but I don't love it. I don't, I don't. You know what I'm talking about, don't you? Yes.

SPEAKER_02

I like it, but I don't love it. I think I'd put it right in the middle. I'm not feeling it. I think it's better than Algeria.

SPEAKER_01

Excuse me. Algeria?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I think it's better than Algeria.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know about that.

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I do.

SPEAKER_01

What you want. Because you love blue. You have like a fetish flag.

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Oh my gosh. Alright, Swiss away. Holy crap, holy. Brother, why did they do this? What were you doing, guys?

SPEAKER_01

F tier. F tier. Piss green, F tier. I just don't understand. I just don't get the idea. The people who are hired to make these jerseys sometimes are the dumbest individuals that ever existed in the planet.

SPEAKER_02

I wouldn't go that far, but what about Swiss home? At least they kept it color-wise makes sense.

SPEAKER_01

Sure, I guess.

SPEAKER_02

It's still nothing crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Nothing crazy. They didn't care about Switzerland.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, can you buy home? I'm thinking that's like D tier, like right here.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, Turkey. Turkey away. Yep. F tier. Yeah.

unknown

Really?

SPEAKER_01

A lot better, but that's atrocious. Why would you just literally a flag within a red stripe? It's insane.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, fine.

SPEAKER_01

Like, why did they do that? They used to have just the crescent moon with a star. I loved when they had that. Oh my gosh, it's so stupid. It's like so dumb. It's like you and I could have made that.

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Definitely.

SPEAKER_01

I think it's just next to the F tier, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Let's just put them right next to each other.

SPEAKER_01

Garbage garbage. Garbage.

SPEAKER_02

United Arab Emirates. I know how you feel about that, but it is pretty clean. It's just a red jersey. Oh, it's not just a red jersey, brother.

SPEAKER_01

I just when I think here's the reason why I have such a hard time liking these jerseys, is because they don't represent I don't know anything about. Okay, not only did I not know, like when I think of when you when you see that jersey right here, do you straight off think that's United Emirates jersey?

SPEAKER_02

Obviously, from this view that I'm looking at right now.

SPEAKER_01

For me, I would have said that's like Austria. Or something like that. I just there's nothing. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02

But it's not as F tier.

SPEAKER_01

I think it's F tier.

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I think it's right here. Bottom of D.

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Sure.

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Thank you. Ukraine.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Great that they're using their colors. I just think it looks really weird right here. Like on the top, the design. I don't really get it. Is that supposed to be like you were gonna say something awful?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Is that supposed to be uh you should shear like I don't know. Okay, okay. Can we mute this for a second?

SPEAKER_02

No, there is no muting.

SPEAKER_01

Oh gosh, dang it.

SPEAKER_02

Don't say it's just no it's awful, don't do it.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna put this like since you can't contain yourself.

SPEAKER_03

I was gonna have to type it out here.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna put it right there. Oh gosh. I don't know. It's yeah, I think D tier. Nah, I don't know. It could be a C tier. Nah. Okay, what about Yorwe? Your Y.

unknown

That's awful.

SPEAKER_01

Uruguay. Okay, here we go. No way. Okay. You know what that reminds me of? Those necklaces that the Aztecs wore? You know what I'm talking about? Like that little thing. Not even Aztecs, the Egyptians. You know what I'm talking about? Mm-hmm. Like the King Tut. King Tut necklace.

SPEAKER_02

To me, it looks like it's looking out in his face or something. Oh. Like, what are we doing here? Like, this doesn't scream Uruguay to me. I mean, it's kind of okay, but I'm putting this freaking D tier.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm not.

SPEAKER_02

I just don't like it.

SPEAKER_01

It gives me Knight of the Museum, the Knight of the Museum guy. I think you'll like this, like this, like this.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I see what you're saying.

SPEAKER_01

Now they're home.

SPEAKER_02

They're home.

SPEAKER_01

I love Uldawai as a country because of their soccer. They're my favorite country outside of, I guess, my own. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Which outside of which one of your own? Like Mexico and What do you think about this?

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I like it. I like the colour and I like the.

SPEAKER_01

I like it simple. I I'm gonna do it because it reminds me of their simple. I really wish they wouldn't have moved from Medicine Puma. I would say it's uh I would put it right in front of the black stars. Like right here? Is that Italy? Who is that? This is Italy. It's better than Italy's. Yeah, I would say I would say it's even better. I would say it's even Let's put it right here. Yeah, I think that's a good place for it. Yeah. Okay, my friend. Here we go.

SPEAKER_02

We saved the best from Well the no, because Wales is last, but whatever. Well, you know what I'm saying. U.S. freaking A.

SPEAKER_01

The United States of America. America. Okay, the black jersey, I've seen it in person. No, okay, sorry, not seen it in person. I've seen videos of it. It's so fire. I love it. It's so fire. Would I buy it? Yeah, it's so fire. I'm gonna put it's gonna be a A tier. A tier. It's gonna be A tier.

SPEAKER_02

Sorry, I think I'll put it right here and then move it away.

SPEAKER_01

I think it's right behind the.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I uh let's respect our homeland here. I'm sorry. We're better than New Mexico.

SPEAKER_01

No way, no way that's better than the home kit. Don't you even dare. Okay, it's actually, I think it's just I think it's better than Japan. You owe me one. Okay, fine. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01

Now they're home kit. This one has grown on me a lot. Okay, I've seen that. I've seen the videos of close of it and how the logo looks. Looks fire. It's grown on me. Okay, let me show you something real quick. Let me before we say anything, let me show you something. Let me show you something. Let me show you something. Let me show you something. Okay, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. That's what it is. That's what we're looking for. Okay, where is God fine?

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It's deprived. I'm just thinking about what we're gonna look like at work tomorrow.

SPEAKER_01

We're gonna meet zombies.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Okay, where is it? What are you doing right now?

SPEAKER_01

There is a lot of things.

SPEAKER_02

Do you want to rank this one?

SPEAKER_01

It's when I show you what I'm talking about, you'll see what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02

Are you just scrolling hoping you'll find something?

SPEAKER_01

No, no, it's it's on here. I liked it earlier. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

SPEAKER_02

How many things do you like? A lot. Yeah. Do you think that people want to sit here and watch you scroll?

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_02

No, you don't. What the heck? Where is it? So why don't you skip ahead 30 seconds?

SPEAKER_01

Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold up. Hold on, let me show you something. Let me tell you. Here we go, here we go. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

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Tell me what you think.

SPEAKER_02

What what part? Johnny!

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I am not a big fan of the numbers on it. I just think it's so hard to see from far away.

SPEAKER_02

This picture makes it look a lot a lot cooler. I will say that. I think it's like a B tier, but I'm not trying to be a hater.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not.

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I know you're not trying to be a hater.

SPEAKER_01

It's even better. I think it's right behind the Uruguay one. I think so. Like right here. Yes.

SPEAKER_02

I think that's fair. I think the black one's better.

SPEAKER_01

The black one's fire.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, and we saved the best for last whales. Whales. I just apparently won a big clue. It's kind of cool though. That's not F tier.

SPEAKER_01

What's cool about that?

SPEAKER_02

That is fresh. It's their colors.

SPEAKER_01

What yeah, what colors are whales?

SPEAKER_02

And do you do you see the design here? It's their logo. It's the dragon. The dragon. Bet you didn't pay attention to that first now, did you, Mr. Lopez?

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F tier.

SPEAKER_02

It's not F tier. That is not F tier.

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I'm sorry, I just.

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Nope.

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You you nope. Sure, you know. Yeah, I'll let you both. Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Put it. You put it right there.

SPEAKER_02

Putting it right by the back. Yeah, that's fine.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_02

And guys, officially. Officially, I'm gonna try. There's gotta be a way to like save it, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I don't know if how, but it says save uh what's it called?

SPEAKER_02

Export image.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I'm kind of scared to click buttons. But anyways, guys, I wanted to click that because I want to like put it somewhere where you guys can look at it and say, oh, this is their tier list. Um that's beautiful. That is so beautiful.

SPEAKER_01

That's that's something.

SPEAKER_02

I do want you guys to let us know in the comments if you're on YouTube or if you see a clip on Instagram or something like that. Um, which jersey is your guys' favorite? And if it's not one of our S tier ones.

SPEAKER_01

To be honest, I kind of thought we would have more of the S tier ones kind of.

SPEAKER_02

I think we could have put some. I think we were just really exclusive with that. I don't think we were wrong in putting what we did in the S tier.

SPEAKER_01

Definitely not missing the S tier, I think.

SPEAKER_02

I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I would have might have thrown the let's let's don't think about that.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, okay. Anyway, it's not like that.

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Chao to Gatsu.

SPEAKER_02

It is what it is. Yeah. I'm just praying that that worked. I have no flipping idea. We could have been here for We could have been here for an hour and a half just talking to the sky. I don't think that's what was happening, but you know.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Well um, but I I do think that there's a lot of really cool jerseys. Um, there's some that, man, you know, if again, if Adidas, Nike, Puma, whoever you guys are, if you guys are watching this, I'm gonna tag you. Yeah, and I'm gonna pray that you guys send me.

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Just send us some samples.

SPEAKER_02

Um, you know.

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3x, by the way. 2x for me. 3x, baby.

SPEAKER_02

Now, where do I would like to be? Not that, but that's besides the point. But I I am I'm excited. I think there's a lot of fun things. We did say we were gonna talk about March Menace, but it just took so long. Oh, yeah. I just don't want to keep going. We're tired, like it's not worth it.

SPEAKER_01

I'm I'm fine that makeup. I am so tired.

SPEAKER_02

Text your wife and say, sorry, I'm on Zach's couch. I'm gonna sleep at Zach's couch and I'm running with him to work. Yeah, we're both like Kathis on our own. Um, anyways, inside stuff. But yeah, thank you guys so much if you guys tuned in. Hope you guys enjoyed the tier list. It was kind of fun to do something like that. And just I know it's long. I think we could make it shorter depending on what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_01

Um we should have done top ten, brother.

SPEAKER_02

No, that's no fun. So instead we spent no because next yes, the next video we're gonna say our top ten.

SPEAKER_01

Oh.

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And you want to know why?

SPEAKER_01

Why? Because most of them are gonna come out. Oh, I know why. You just wait. Because we will know.

SPEAKER_02

We will know. Um, but yeah, thank you guys. Follow us on Instagram, follow us on everything. Just just keep pressing on.

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We are currently hit and say comment you stupid monkeys that were up like doing a stupid monkey.

SPEAKER_02

I'm tired of I'm tired as flip, but I gotta do the trash and other things. So, anyways, we're just rambling.

SPEAKER_03

We're tired.

SPEAKER_02

But it's been fun. We did an hour and it's funny because it's only an hour and like 35 minutes.

SPEAKER_01

Are you serious?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

unknown

How?

SPEAKER_02

Brother, I'm telling you because most time was spent was on that that World Cup stuff. Because we did like 20 some minutes of the Yeah, it's what we do.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

We love you all from the bottom of our heart. Two toaster raviolis, signing out.

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Signing out.

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Till next time.

unknown

Okay.