Two Bees In A Pod
Welcome to Two Bees In A Pod, the unfiltered podcast where two beauty industry insiders spill the tea you won’t hear at the salon chair. Hosted by two fierce, fabulous women with years of experience behind the scenes, we’re serving up real talk, raw stories, and all the juicy gossip from the world of beauty.
From behind-the-counter secrets to backstage drama, nothing is off-limits. Whether you’re a glam queen, a skincare junkie, or just here for the scandal, you’re in the right place. So grab your gloss and tune in—because in this industry, the brushes aren’t the only things getting dirty.
Two Bees In A Pod
Sand, Screams, And Salon Stories
The day started like any other studio shift and then swerved into the kind of story you only tell when the shock has worn off. We unpack a beach-week meets move-in-week mishap that left sand trapped under an abdominal fold for days—what it smelled like, why it happens, and how pros can talk hygiene without shaming. It’s equal parts jaw-dropping and practical, with real advice on caring for skin folds, preventing irritation, and keeping a treatment room safe and breathable when things get intense.
From there, we pivot to a very different kind of surprise: a client who locked her legs mid-labia strip and threw a punch when the wax had to come off. We walk through exactly how we handled it—de-escalation, ending the service, documentation, management support, payment enforcement, and a permanent ban. If you work in beauty or body services, this is a blueprint for boundaries, consent, and workplace safety when reflexes and expectations collide.
We also tackle the gray area of being hit on during intimate services, why it’s not okay, and how to shut it down with simple scripts that protect both sides. And because we cope with humor, we share the infamous “meow gambit,” a Valentine’s Day role-reversal that ended persistent flirtation without a fight, plus a rapid-fire look at dating app chaos: patchy beards, “what separates you from other tens,” and the age-range hack that blew up the inbox.
Come for the wild stories, stay for the practical playbook: clear language, firm policies, and small habits that keep vulnerable spaces respectful. If you’ve ever worked up close with bodies—or trusted someone else to—you’ll leave with a sharper sense of what good care and good boundaries really look like. If this hit home, follow, share with a friend who works hands-on, and drop a review with your own boundary script or studio survival tip.
Queen Bee Wax Studio
Brazilian wax specialist in Norwood using hard wax. Smooth, clean, and confidence-boosting!
We are back. Today we are gonna change it up a little bit and we have some fun. And on my part, it's more disgusting of a story to tell. Mine kind of is too. Yours is kind of fun. So we'll just get going.
SPEAKER_01:So I look like a fucking can we talk about how fucking white I am?
SPEAKER_00:Like you do look very white, but I love it. The lipstick, I feel like it's making is everything. No, it's good.
SPEAKER_03:Weird.
SPEAKER_00:Not in a white way, in a brighter way.
SPEAKER_03:I feel like fucking Olaf.
SPEAKER_00:I love it. I love it. Look at little Pito over there. I see your little ears, Pito. YouTube, here is Pito. We now have a YouTube, so you guys can watch us if you're just listening. And if not, that's okay. But we our facial expressions, I personally love telling Sam stories because of her reactions. So if you want to see those two, you can watch us on YouTube now. And then you can see little Pito in his little ears, little Pepito in his little Frenchie, all his Frenchie glory. Okay, so I have there's been a couple clients that I've had for years that have wanted me to tell the story because it's horrifying and gross. And they remember when it happened to me. So I had a lady today that was like, You need to tell the sand story. So the sand story. Okay. So I had this lady, she comes in. This was years ago. So she comes in. I'd never waxed her before, but she had been a regular getting waxed. So everyone else knew who she was. Just to paint a picture, probably like mid to late 40s, probably like 350, like weight-wise. So she's a bigger lady. No shame, just saying. And so she comes in, it's like July. It's one of those like nine weeks. It wasn't even about that though. Like it's really not about like what you would expect with like sweat and smell. It wasn't about that.
SPEAKER_03:I don't know, because if when my thighs are touching, it can get, you know.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Yeah, sure. It wasn't even about that though. So she comes in and she's telling me about how well, so she was doing a bunch of. She was doing like lower legs, maybe underarms, and like Brazilian. So I started with the legs, and she's telling me how her dog just had puppies, and so she's got all these like and she did kind of smell like wet dog, which I mean, you tell me your dog had 12 puppies, like makes sense. Like that's your life now. Like it's fine. It's like a newborn, yeah. Yeah, and she's covered in dog hair, which is like obviously makes sense. You have babies, so whatever. So then she's telling me that she just moved her daughter into college. So they were at the cave at their cape house like a week before that. So she's like, Yeah, we're at the cape house at the beach, and then we left Sunday, and now moving my daughter into college. Mind you, it's like Friday, so it's like been days since she's been to the beach, which is important to remember in the story. So she's like, Yeah, so it's been so hot, and I'm moving her into college, it's been a fucking nightmare. So, like, I came from the college. So I'm like, Okay, that's probably gonna be really nasty down there.
SPEAKER_03:But like, okay, wait, hold on.
SPEAKER_00:So, beach, college, now you beach on Sunday, moving the daughter into college. Like it was she, it sounds like she was like kind of local, so like they were making like day trips to like move her in. Like, it wasn't like she like made one big move. So, and then so that was beach was Sunday, then all week they're moving the daughter in now it's Friday.
SPEAKER_03:So wait, I was I don't know where I meant. I I was thinking it was like a one day okay.
SPEAKER_00:No, so this is like over a couple days.
SPEAKER_03:This is like almost a week, Nicole. Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:So she so when people are bigger and you're doing a bikiniary and they have a stomach, they have to pull it back because then it makes the skin tighter. I can see like sometimes I literally can't even see like the top of their vagina because you have a lot of skin, like whatever. So I mean I got a hoopa, but well, that's it could be that, or it could just be like usually the loose skin like kind of goes to the side when they're laying down, so like you can just see everything, but like if there's like a lot of like actual fat still, like you have to like pull your stomach back, which is like pretty normal. So and usually yeah, take carrogen immediately and cut it off. Well, she was like bigger anyway, so like it was like beyond that. It wasn't there was not it wasn't just loose skin, like it was fat. So the good thing is, is as if it's not your first time, like you already know this. I don't have to tell you, like, okay, go ahead and hold your stomach, which is kind of I don't like doing that. I make I don't want to make people feel bad. So she already knew, so she went to pull her stomach back. Girl, there was like an inch and a half to two inches of wet sand between like under her stomach flap, so like in between her stomach flap and like the top of like I guess you could say like the her vagina, like where you like the top of her bikini line. And it smelled like rotten milk because lettuce, like this is Friday, she said she went to the beach the last time on Sunday, she left the cape on Sunday, so there's been days of sweating that you haven't washed your folds.
SPEAKER_03:So many questions. It's gross when she's showering. Is she showering under clearly not? Clearly not. Is she not showering? Like, what is happening? I mean, she wasn't like dirty, so she's not lifting.
SPEAKER_00:She clearly exactly, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I'm confused. Okay, so like I have not to be like TMI, but like I have a FUPA, I had a C-section, so I have like my scar, and then my belt comes over the scar a little. So I'm always I take my loofah, you're moving things around and go around the scar. Yeah, because what?
SPEAKER_00:No, and I feel like washing your body, yes, and I feel like and I know that it is common with people that are overweight. Okay, but you have to move the folds because you can get like an infection, you can get like a staph infection, yeah. So, and like sand, like it's gotta be rubbing. Like, how do you not notice that?
SPEAKER_03:Has she had kids? Yeah, she was she was moving kids to college. She oh yeah, did she maybe she had a C-section because mine's numb? I can't feel anything there.
SPEAKER_00:It was like up higher than that. I guess like the very base of the sand could have been like at the very like it was up high in the face. It was like on her, like it was her stomach. Like it was in the fold of where your stomach would hang over.
SPEAKER_03:Okay, so like my vagina is here, and then right here is my c-section scar, and then above that is like and then belly button.
SPEAKER_00:So where are we talking the sand was in between the belly button and the top of your hand? Yes.
SPEAKER_03:So it was with a like a C-section.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Well, it's like I guess the the bot the bottom of the sand would have been like typically at like the top of a C-section scar. Yeah. So it smelled like rotting milk. It was disgusting. I threw up in my mouth. Not kidding. I literally threw up in my mouth. I couldn't control it. I didn't expect it to smell like that. I don't know. She did not react. She did not react. She did not react. I had to swallow my vomit, and it was in my mouth because I didn't know what to do or to say. So I just took it like a champ, swallowed it, and then waxed her as quickly as humanly possible. I was like, okay, you're done by. But was there sand in her pussy? No. Like she was clean everywhere else.
SPEAKER_03:It was just let me get this straight. She washes the pussy, but she doesn't wash her pussy.
SPEAKER_00:He gets in the folds there, but not up top. What? I don't know. It was so disgusting.
SPEAKER_03:The vagina's harder to wash than the belly.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:What are we talking about here?
SPEAKER_00:I don't know. It was really disgusting. And the smell stayed with me for a while. And I contemplated. Did you have like another thing right after?
SPEAKER_03:Like you couldn't even like do you know when that happens? Like when at a moment, yeah, I couldn't even take a minute.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I couldn't take a minute. I was more concerned about like my room smelling. So I was like spraying alcohol to try and like cut the smell.
SPEAKER_03:And then everyone thinks you're drunk.
SPEAKER_00:It didn't even like linger, really. It was just like because I knew that it smelled. Like I could smell it.
SPEAKER_03:Well, you can't get it out of your head.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_03:It's in your nose hairs now.
SPEAKER_00:It was disgusting. It was disgusting. But I literally threw it. That was like the I think I only threw it up one other time in my mouth, but that time was like really bad. And I was like, I'm not gonna be able to, I'm gonna gag.
SPEAKER_03:Nicole, that is not the job for me. Like you there's not a lot of people that could do that.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, well, yeah. I feel like I've talked to other people and like, why don't you say anything?
SPEAKER_03:It's like what the fuck am I gonna say? What do you say? I mean, listen, your foop's holding a pound of sand.
SPEAKER_02:Literally, like you know you fucking took the sagamore with you. Like, what the fuck am I saying? There's a sand castle under here. There's a crab in there too. But why does it smell like sand?
SPEAKER_00:Why does it smell like milk though? I mean, I guess I'm glad it didn't smell like the ocean. Cause that would have been really disgusting too.
SPEAKER_03:It's probably the ocean, like seven. It's post it's like the ocean, if you like the ocean's kind of nasty. Like, I like the smell, yeah, I like it, but that's because it's like summer and like we're in Massachusetts because like wow, it's actually fucking nice out after dealing with this. But anyways, like it's not a good, it's not like wow, I love that smell. It's like if you held that smell in a jar for a week, it'd be great.
SPEAKER_00:Imagine it just like reminds you of the beach. So you're like, oh, it's summer, it's nice, it's the beach, it's the whole thing. Like the same thing with like Santan lotion. Like, I don't love the smell, but like it reminds you of like going outside and like doing fun things and being in the center.
SPEAKER_03:You smell like cat piss, but it's like it's great.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I do love this. Yeah, I don't know. It was gross. It must have been with like the sweat, the actually, you know what? It was probably like lotion, it was probably lotion, sweat, sand, grossness, and it was hot. It was hot that it was like 90s.
SPEAKER_03:How is her fucking skin not eroding? You're seeing she's getting necrosis, that's what it is.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, probably. I mean, I I feel like I remember it being irritated, like where the sand was, but I also like couldn't look at it too long because it was so disgusting. And I had to like move on. Yeah, I'm like, you can actually let go of your stomach some, like you don't have to hold it up that high. You're like, Yeah, we're actually done.
SPEAKER_03:We're actually done. Yeah, you're actually you don't have any hair down there. I don't know if you didn't notice, but you're beautiful.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, no. I have told people that we're done, and I've stopped in the middle of waxing, but that was for that was for them like assaulting me during a wax. Did I already tell you this story? No, oh my god. Okay, so we might as well just tell this one too. This is a quick one. So girl comes in to get waxed. This is her second time. So she's she's done this, she knows what's going on. You know what I mean? So I'm waxing her, and so okay, so I noticed that when people bring a friend and they're in the lobby, they are more likely to like put on a show. Yeah, so like they're yelling, like because they're trying to be like, oh, look at me. I don't know. They're young.
SPEAKER_03:I would try to be like a champ, like I'm not making no noises. No, so everybody thinks I'm a fucking gangster.
SPEAKER_00:Exactly.
SPEAKER_03:No, I'm taking this these pussy lips straight to the that's right, girl.
SPEAKER_00:Like, I can handle this, and then when they're like, Oh my god, this is it's like, no, you did it too. Oh, you're a little bitch, okay, whatever. Um, but they were young, so like I think it was more for like attention, which whatever. So so she's literally yelling. I'm not even pulling anything, and she's yelling. That's the way I know it was a show because like I'm not even doing anything, and you're screaming. So, whatever. So I go to like there's other people in that building, like be respectful. I know there's like six rooms. Like, what are we doing? So, so I go to pull the labia strip, which usually most people think is the worst one, like this is the most painful. So I go to pull it and I get halfway up and she snaps her legs shut. So now my arm is stuck in between your legs, and she's screaming, and it hurts, like she's crushing my arm with her knees and her thighs. So I'm like, you gotta let go, you gotta let go, you gotta let go. And she's not listening to me. And the only way you can get my arm out is pulling the wax strip the rest of the way off because my hand is stuck shut. Like I'm trapped in there like this. So like I can't just like let go and then pull my arm out. So I go, I say that like three or four times. I'm like, you gotta let go of my arm, you gotta let go. Doesn't isn't listen, isn't paying attention. So then I just rip it off the rest of the way to get my arm off. She sits up and goes, what the fuck? and punches me in the stomach. Yeah. So obviously I'm not going to jail today, motherfucker. Right? I'm not bracing for impact. I'm not expecting this. So like I hit the wall because I wasn't expecting this. Yeah. So I hit the wall behind me, and I'm like, I'm like hor like like I don't want to say scared. I wasn't scared, but like shocked and pissed all at the same time. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, first of all, you signed up for this. Yeah, if this is your first appointment, you didn't know what was coming. Okay. You kind of you don't get a pass, like it's a little bit better. Cause like, okay, you didn't know. This is your second appointment. No, you don't punch somebody know what to expect. Like, what are we doing here? And she thought I was like being a bitch by pulling it off. It's like, no, no, no. Also, my arm off. You want to leave home with it on there? True. But also, my arm stuck. I literally have to, like, I told you several times to let go, and you didn't listen to me. And you're hurting me. And I'm just at work here. Like, like and like I wasn't working for myself. So, like, I'm making like no money here. And this, I'm not, I don't get paid enough for this. So, whatever. So, that was the first labial strip. So, like, I only had pulled off like maybe two or three strips at that point. So, like, I wasn't even close to being done. So, I just look at her and I go, We're done. And she goes, What do you mean we're done? I go, We're done. You can leave. And she's like, Well, I still have hair, you didn't even wax everything. Like, we're done. It's time for you to go. You just punched me. Yeah, what are we talking about? She didn't apologize, like, didn't even acknowledge it.
SPEAKER_02:What?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. And like, I mean, I'm not a little bitch. Like, I wouldn't say that it hurt, but like, she she made contact. Like, it wasn't just a tap either. It was enough that I was like, you can go fuck yourself. You can go, you can leave here. What if you were pregnant? I know. I was thinking that. Because I'm like, if it was someone else, and like she just did it as like a reaction, like, what if what if you had a pregnant person? And then she had me in the stomach, because that's like kind of what she can reach at that angle. What the fuck? So so then I so I walk her out, and my manager was working the front desk. And I wasn't gonna like pull her aside then. I was like, oh, wait a minute. So then I just walk her out front and I don't say anything. And also I'm pissed. And then my manager comes to the back a second later and she goes, She says she's not gonna pay because you didn't finish the service. And I go, That's fine. I don't even care. And she goes, What happened? I go, she punched me in the stomach. And she goes, What did you just say? And I go, She punched me in the stomach when I pulled the first labia strip off. And I just told her to get out. And she goes, Oh, no, no, no. So, and this lady, like, she is she was just very blunt, and like a lot of people didn't like her because of it, but she was just very direct and like kind of had like, I guess you could say a bitchy way about it, but like she was just doing her job at the end of the day. So, whatever. So, she walked out and was like, Yeah, so she said that you made contact with her, like you hit her. And she goes, Well, I didn't I wasn't expecting it to hurt that bad. And she goes, Okay, well, you can't just put your hands on somebody, like you made this appointment, like she's not like you wanted to come here, like you signed up for this. Like, so not only are you gonna pay for the service, you're also gonna leave her a really nice tip because you can't just make contact, you can't just put your hands on somebody and then expect to get out of here for nothing. Like you owe her something. So she left me$20 and she paid for the service, and then my boss was also like, Yeah, I'm blocking you, so you can't ever come to another location. So now she can't ever go to that business or their franchises. But yeah, crazy. Yeah, so yeah, so I've definitely been I've been hit at work.
SPEAKER_03:Wild, yeah. I'm like, Well, I haven't been hit, but I have been hit on.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, look at the that's what a good transition. Yeah girl, we're getting good at this.
SPEAKER_03:We're so good. Yeah, so talk about uncomfortable. I didn't yes, I didn't get hit, but I got hit on one day. So I worked at this place. This is where Nicole met me. And my friend, I rented out half of my friend's salon. So I had like half of the room.
SPEAKER_00:So actually, fun fact, I might but I don't know if you remember, I met you before that. Yeah, I met you at the the galleria place because I was getting my nails done and you were friends with her, and you'd poke in and you'd be like, Hey, what's going on, guys? And I was like, Who's that girl? She's so fun, and you would like teal hair, and I was like, This girl's so fun, I love her.
SPEAKER_03:It was that long ago, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:So you probably don't remember, but I do because I was like, Oh, I love her, and then look at us now. Sorry, so keep going. So you rented the room, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:So I rented half of her room, so it was probably like what 400 square feet? Yeah, so she's in the front, I'm in the back. So she did nails, and she would like you know, her clients, my clients, me doing lashes, her doing nails, we'd all yeah, it was nice.
SPEAKER_00:You were all right there. It was like a nice vibe.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, it was fun, yeah. Yeah, so her she had a bunch of regular clients, so they were like one of them was this like Jewish naunnie. She was super cute, she was like real short, like everything you would picture in a Jewish nanny. I loved her, she would come in every week for her nails, whatever. Her daughter would come, and then her granddaughter. So the granddaughter is like 21. So the the the daughter, she was fine, whatever. We'd see, I think she came every two weeks, whatever. So, like we have this like ongoing relationship. This is probably like a year into me working there. So the daughter comes in and she's like, Listen, I'm going away on vacation. I want to get a set of lashes now. I do the Nani's lashes, so they all yeah, whatever. So I'm like, okay, great, let's make an appointment. And then she's like, you know what? I'm gonna make an appointment for my daughter. So Nani's granddaughter. And I'm like, okay, sure, whatever. Yeah. So daughter comes in first. She walks. So wait, hold on. So they're coming in for their nails. And I see the granddaughter like looking at me. Like, and she's kind of like nervous, like, and I'm like, Yeah, you're like, hello.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Like, I'm like, so I said to the girl, my friend that I was working with, I said, What's her deal? I said, She's she's like weird around me. And she's like, Oh, she's just kind of strange. And I'm like, So then I'm like, oh yeah, whatever.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. So am I, who cares? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, exactly. Like, I like I got a vibe, but like, oh, she's strange? Okay, cool, whatever. Yeah. Right. Another day of my life. So daughter comes in for her lashes. She walks in. She had these cute, like, they were Lululemon stripe leggings, like horizontally. And I was like, oh, I love I love print leggings. So I was like, oh my god, I love those leggings. Where did you get them? She's like Lululemon. I'm like, all right, cool, whatever. She lays down. I do her lashes. We chat the whole time. It was normal. She leaves. Oh, you'll see my daughter tomorrow. Yep. So I come into work. It's 9 a.m. She's my first client. And she walks in with the same leggings on.
SPEAKER_00:That's weird.
SPEAKER_03:That her mom had on the day before. And I'm like, so she now, mind you, I already got this weird vibe from this girl. Right. Now she's walking in with the leggings, and I'm like, You're like, oh, I love your leggings. I I ain't saying a fucking word about the leggings.
SPEAKER_00:Do you think she was like, oh my god, she loves these leggings, you should wear them too.
SPEAKER_03:Listen. So my friend, I'm looking at my friend like, like, but she doesn't remember that I said I like the leggings because it's like not a non-event.
SPEAKER_00:People all day too. You forget about it.
SPEAKER_03:Like it's a non, whatever.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:So I'm looking at my friend like across the room, and she's like, like, we're like making faces at each other. She doesn't know what the fuck is going on.
SPEAKER_00:Sure.
SPEAKER_03:So I tape this girl up. All right, blah, blah, blah. We start talking. She goes, Yeah. Mom told me you like these leggings, so I wore them. I said, Oh, yeah, I did like them. Lulu Lemon. Like, I'm just like, now I'm like, okay, the girl, I know the girl's weird. Whatever. Make her.
SPEAKER_00:Wait, how old are we saying this girl is?
SPEAKER_03:So I was 30. She was 21.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, shoot. Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_03:So I'm like, okay, she's a little odd. Like, yeah, whatever. Something's going on. Whatever. Fine. I'm fucking odd. So okay. Yeah, I did. I really like them. Okay. Yeah. I wore them because mom said you liked them.
SPEAKER_00:Okay, great.
SPEAKER_03:So I'm like, oh like, I'll like, like, it's it's rare to make me nervous.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I'm a little sweaty. My pants are sweating a little bit because I'm like, what's happening? And then she's like, telling me, oh, it was almost Valentine's Day. So she's telling me that she's going away with her boyfriend for Valentine's Day. But then she says, I don't really like boys. And I'm like, but you have a boyfriend. And I'm like giggling. And she's like, yeah, it's just easier to get a boyfriend and I'd like a companion. It's easier to get a boyfriend than it is to get a girlfriend. And I'm like, oh. And she's like, yeah, I really like women. And I'm like, okay. And then she's like, so what kind of guys do you date? And I'm like, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't.
SPEAKER_00:Right. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:What?
SPEAKER_00:It's just caught off guard.
SPEAKER_03:Why? You're like, I just make this.
SPEAKER_00:It's been three minutes.
SPEAKER_03:I don't want to talk about it.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, but it's also been three minutes. Like, what are we talking?
SPEAKER_03:Like, I don't want to talk about it.
SPEAKER_00:This is how we're starting the hour. And this is a full set, so it's probably an hour and a half.
SPEAKER_03:And and it was when I was newer, so it was like probably a little bit longer, almost two hours. You know, I'm not as quick as I am now.
SPEAKER_00:God.
SPEAKER_03:So I'm like, I'm like, I like I like black guys.
SPEAKER_00:You're like, I like cops and firemen and anyone of color.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. And she's like, oh yeah, I like dark-skinned guys too. And mind you, like, you just said you don't like guys. This girl has not touched a black man. Like, I'm not trying to be like, you know, judgment, but this girl has not touched a black man. Like, she got like a pixie cut. Like, she looks like a lesbian. Sure. It's fine, whatever. So I'm like, oh yeah. She's like, yeah, I dated a dark-skinned, she calls them dark-skinned guy. And I'm like, okay. So then she's like, I said something like I'm a man hater, whatever. And she's like, Yeah, well, you know who knows another woman's a woman's body best? And I'm like, who? She's like, another woman. Oh. And now I'm like, okay, motherfucker. Now I'm real uncomfortable. And I'm like, yeah. I said, I don't go that way. And she goes, Why not? Have you ever tried it? Dude, what the fuck? What the fuck? And I'm like, no. And then she said, you know what they say? Oh, so then we change the subject, right? And she's talking about how her boyfriend only likes really skinny girls. And she's like, she's lost a lot of weight. She she's not fat, but she's not super thin. So she's like, I just feel like he doesn't like me that much. Like, I'm not like his type. I said, Oh, then your boyfriend would think I was a heifer.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, but also okay, that's funny. But also, you don't like men. So what do you even care if people don't like you because you just said that you're just dating him because it's like politically correct?
SPEAKER_03:Oh, she doesn't have sex with him because she blames it on endometriosis. She told me this whole thing. It's just fucking wild. Okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Well, I can personally say that that's not an excuse, but go ahead.
SPEAKER_03:So yeah, so she's just like, you know, making all these uh comments and shit. And I'm like, well, he wouldn't like me because I'm a heifer. And she's like, no, no, no, you're not. Your body's perfect. And I'm like, she's like, you know what they say. I'm like, what do they say? She's like, thick thighs save lives. And I'm like, okay. I said, yeah, I've heard that one before. Now I'm like looking at looking at Liz across the room, like, hello, are you listening? I'm like, hello. No one's been everyone's like, yeah, right.
SPEAKER_00:They're like in their own little conversation.
SPEAKER_03:Oh. And then and then she goes, you know what they also say?
SPEAKER_00:Damn, she got a lot of phrases up in here.
SPEAKER_03:She's she's been fucking prepared.
SPEAKER_02:She knows what everyone says.
SPEAKER_03:She googled them all before she came in. She goes, Thick thighs also make great EMUs. I go, okay. And then I wanted to say to her, like, what the fuck? I'm gonna come over to fucking Nani's house in the basement. Think she's mom's Bubby. Do you wish it was Bubby?
SPEAKER_00:I think they called her Nani. Well, that's weird. Then we're gonna go in fucking Nani's house. Maybe well, I guess they could be Italian and Jewish.
SPEAKER_03:I don't really know. Bubby Nani. I'm Jewish. I don't know. I'm Jewish ethnically. Um what am I gonna do? Go into Nani's fucking basement. Like, hey, like your granddaughter's gonna eat my punani real quick. Yeah, exactly. What?
SPEAKER_00:She wants to use my princess earmuffs, even though I just told her that I'm not interested. Gross.
SPEAKER_03:So she leaves, and I'm like, I'm like, you guys didn't hear that? And they're like, no, what happened? And I'm like, dude. And I tell them, and they're like, what? And I'm like, I told you something was weird. I was flagging you down from over. No one looked at me. Yes. And they're like, oh my God. So they were all hysterically laughing. And I'm like, it's not funny. Like, I was like embarrassed. So then she's coming back and she's like, I want to make an appointment for a Phil. Mind you, she sits on my bed, like I'm in my little chair. And she's like sits diagonally right on the edge. And she's showing me pictures of her and her boyfriend. And I'm like, this, looking at the room. Like, okay, so then she so she wants to make an appointment for a fill. So she wants to keep seeing me. Yeah. Okay, fine. So this was probably like January. So this leads up to Valentine's Day because she was like, I want to keep the lashes till I go away with my boyfriend. So she went on the vacation. Then I did a couple fills leading up to this big Valentine's Day. So every time she comes in, she makes comments. So she was a chef and she wants to make me fucking potato noodles. What the fuck is a potato noodle?
unknown:I don't know.
SPEAKER_03:Every time, and I'm like getting annoyed, right? Like you can picture me. Like, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I don't want to do this girl. Yeah. But like it's awkward because now I know her family.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I'm and they come in and see and see the other girl that's in their room. So like you can't, what are you gonna do? So you're not available when you're sitting there to nothing. What am I gonna do?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. So I'm like, I just keep taking it, right? And then finally it's okay. So Valentine's is coming and your girl's done. I'm done. Yeah. We're not playing anymore. So I came in. I told I told my coworker, wait for tomorrow because it's on and popping. I ain't doing this anymore. And she's like, Oh god, yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:So I come in with my leopard leggings on and like a black. She always wore it was like fucking January. She had these little fucking tube top things on. Like, what are we wearing? I'm not interested. I'm not interested.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. You don't even have a penis. What are you gonna do for me? I think that's some people like, well, you've never tried it, so you don't know. It's like, I'm yeah, I know. Also, people like I've had people ask me that before, like, oh, like people that I know, they'll be like, Oh, does that do anything for you? I'm like, I look at vaginas all day. If I was into that, pretty sure I would have already figured that out by now.
SPEAKER_03:And like a plentiful amount that you could have found someone.
SPEAKER_00:Exactly. I'm not interested. No, I mean that's cool, good for you, but like it's just not I'm not interested. Great, do your thing. I'm not doing that. I already said no 40 times. I don't need to try anything. I'm good. I'm like okay.
SPEAKER_03:So home girl walks in, Valentine's Day, Sam's got her leopard on, peep the scene, and I'm like this. I'm like, I'm flipping the script on her, I'm gonna hit on her.
SPEAKER_00:Oh yes!
SPEAKER_03:Cause I'm rare.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, you came in with the leopard print.
SPEAKER_03:What the hell you think that you're gonna do with me, honey?
SPEAKER_00:You couldn't even handle me if I was a lesbian.
SPEAKER_03:Come on. So she walks in and I'm like, hi Alex, happy Valentine's Day. And she's like when your eyes aren't closed. My friend's like this. Everyone saw her client knew. I was like, watch this, this is gonna get wild. I was like, so I said I was gonna meow the whole appointment.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, you've done that to me before.
SPEAKER_03:I said happy Valentine's Day, meow.
SPEAKER_02:I can't deal with you.
SPEAKER_03:And she was like, um, I just call her hi. So the whole time I was like, where are you going this weekend? Somewhere sexy, meow. I can't, dude. She was dumb with me. She was it worked. She was like, Yeah, I think I'm gonna take my eyelashes off. I was like, Oh my god, I Are you sure? I fucking won. Are you sure? Dude, she I made her feel so uncomfortable. I said, Yeah, I wore these leopard leggings for you. Remember how you wore those leggings for me?
SPEAKER_00:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03:I love here we go. You wanted to play? We're playing.
SPEAKER_00:I love it.
SPEAKER_03:Like what? Okay, so she cancels all her appointments. Fine. So then, like, my friend was doing her nails on a day I wasn't there. I think she was so embarrassed after that.
SPEAKER_00:She was like booking on purpose when you weren't there.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, so she was.
SPEAKER_00:Which is great for you. Really cool. Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_03:No, but I was like annoyed, like, oh, you you you harassed me before appointments, and now you don't want to see me. I didn't want to see you that whole time. Now I'm annoyed. Now look at me.
SPEAKER_00:Exactly.
SPEAKER_03:So we had cameras in there, and I had access to them. So she had told me, like, oh, she's coming in tomorrow. I said, Oh, you gotta see what she says, see how her Valentine's vacation was. So I'm watching it from home and I go, Meow.
SPEAKER_00:Stop.
SPEAKER_02:I can't. She goes, What was that? And Liz looks right at the camera. She goes, It was my meow machine.
SPEAKER_03:I'm at home crying. She called me afterwards and she was like, You fucking asshole.
unknown:Yeah, for real.
SPEAKER_00:That's hilarious. She's like, damn it, I need to explain that. At least you only did it once.
SPEAKER_02:No, I couldn't do it again. I couldn't. No, it was too much. It was already too much. The one meow. Meow. Meow.
SPEAKER_00:She was like, Hello, there's a cat. What's going on? I had somebody hit on me while I was waxing their vagina before.
SPEAKER_01:No.
SPEAKER_00:I don't really remember. It was so much. Oh my god, look at my cup. I love it. I don't really remember much about it. I just remember she she was like, Oh, so like, what are you doing after this? Do you want to like hang out? And I was like, Oh, no. Like, I, you know, I'm just gonna go home and whatever. And she was like, we should go out for a drink. And I was like, first of all, I don't even fucking know. This is my first time seeing this girl. So I'm like, I don't know you. And also, like, I'm currently waxing your vagina. Like, what's and at first I was like, I'm so completely oblivious that I was like, oh, she just needs, she wants to be my friend. Like, I had no idea that she was getting on me. And then, and then she she's like, Oh, like, come on, let's just like go up for a drink. And I was like, Oh no, that's okay, like whatever. And she's like, Well, what about tomorrow or like the weekend? And I was like, She's like, Yeah, we could do dinner and and a drink if you want, or like the movies. And I'm like, This sounds like a date. Like, what's going on here? And I was like, Oh, yeah, like I plans with my boyfriend this weekend. She goes, Well, that's fine. Like, you know, we could do it a different day. Like, you could always like go out for it with him for one thing and then me for it, like after dinner. And I was like, What's going on here? And I was like, Oh, yeah, I'm not interested. Thanks. And she's like, Well, do you want to at least give me your number? And I was like, No, don't you have it? No, because I was at the corporate place. No, no, and they also like they frowned upon like giving out your phone number because obviously then if you leave, you're gonna take your clients with you. So I just used that. I was like, Oh, actually, like I'm not allowed to give you my personal information. Yeah, sorry, bye. But I'm like, who hits on somebody while your vagina's out? Like, I know it's my job, but like, what are we doing here? What are you like giving me a preview? You're like, oh, you like what you're working with, girl?
SPEAKER_03:No, no, also, like, I feel like that'd be kind of weird if you did. If you like, I I'm sure there's lesbian waxers out there. Sure. I don't know, that's kind of strange. Yeah, I don't know. I mean Imagine I was a I was a dick waxer.
SPEAKER_00:I can't imagine. I have friends that do that, and the stories that they tell me, I can't even imagine how you'd react.
SPEAKER_03:It wouldn't go well, but like also like for them.
SPEAKER_00:It wouldn't go well for them.
SPEAKER_03:You've got a preview.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, but people are disgusting and very you're not considering calls really, yeah. And like I guess if you're getting your dick waxed, you're strange. No, not you'd be surprised. Like, I have people that call me all the time and ask if I do male Brazilians, and they don't sound weird or creepy. Like some of them do, don't get me wrong. Well, no, gay guys, I feel like gay guys would be fine, but like but even some like I mean, my friend that waxes men, like who I'm trying to get on the show, we'll see. But she she waxes straight men that aren't creepy or weird, or they just don't like care. I have I have a couple of my clients that like have asked me, like, oh, you asked my husband, like, he wants to do it. And I'm like, I don't do that.
SPEAKER_01:I think wax balls.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, I'll tell you, you have to stretch them, you have to stretch the skin so it's like as taut as possible, so like there's no ripples. So, like waxing a male Brazilian is all all hands on deck, like everybody is helping because you gotta pull this out the way, you're stretching the skin. I still need a hand to pull the put the wax on and off. It's a lot, it's not flattering. I would think that if you were a straight woman doing it, I would think that it would probably ruin certain things about penises and just male genitalia in general. Not that it's like something that, you know, is like a beautiful thing to start with, but it's not like you're just coming home and you're excited to be like, oh, I can't wait. I've seen dicks all day. I just can't wait to see my husband's dick. I'm so excited. I think it would just ruin it for you. It's like if you're scooping ice cream all day, you don't want to go home and eat ice cream.
SPEAKER_03:Maybe.
SPEAKER_00:Right? And maybe you have ice cream that you're like, ugh, I never want to eat dairy again.
SPEAKER_03:I guess. I mean, I do makeup all day and I still love makeup.
SPEAKER_00:That's true. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe you should become a waxer and you can wax men, and then you can tell me. Maybe it'll turn you into a lesbian.
SPEAKER_03:Uh no, I'll just be what's a asexual? Yes.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, because like then nothing's turning me on. Yeah. You're like, I am actually in a relationship with adult toys. Because I don't I can't deal with other people.
SPEAKER_03:I mean, that's pretty much what's happening now.
SPEAKER_00:Whatever. No shame in your game. No, no shame. Who cares?
SPEAKER_03:Should we finish this off with a a profile? Like a okay. Yeah. Speaking of dicks, here we are. I have my whole folder in my phone that I've let's see. Which one do I want to do? Oh, this is a good one. This is a message a guy sent me. This one actually made me like furious. Oh, okay. He messaged me and says, You look amazing. Tell me what separates you from the other tens on here. This motherfucker. Can't even grow a full beard, and you're asking me what separates me from the other tens. First of all, I'm not a 10, I'm like a solid seven. And you can't even grow a beard.
SPEAKER_00:I mean, he did compliment you by saying you're a 10. Yeah, but also like what separates you from the other tens on here? Like, what are you supposed to do?
SPEAKER_03:So he's just saying that I'm like average. Like you're giving me a compliment, but then I'm also just right.
SPEAKER_00:Like you're just like all the other tens, pretty girls. But like, what are you supposed to respond with? My amazing personality? What separates me?
SPEAKER_03:What's what's fucking separating your fucking beard hairs, sir?
SPEAKER_00:You should have been like, my sarcastic attitude.
SPEAKER_03:What separates me from the other tens? I'm gonna fucking tell you the fact that I'm not talking to you.
SPEAKER_00:You're like, I don't know, but I am similar to all the tens because no one's gonna talk to you.
SPEAKER_03:No one, no one, no, we're all the same because none of us want to talk to you. A straggly. I want to show his face.
SPEAKER_00:We should end every episode like this, regardless of what we're talking about, with just like a a a profile or a message that someone sends you.
SPEAKER_03:To be fair, yes, we will do that for the time being. But I hope somebody sweeps me off my feet and I don't ever have to.
SPEAKER_00:Well, sure, but like you'll have you'll have plenty in the inbox that you have to. Oh, I've got like fucking especially just like quick little ones, you know what I mean. Yeah, also I would I would like to inform the pod that Sam has upped, officially upped her age of what she or or the age of people she's looking for. What am I at? 80? I think so. I think you maxed out.
SPEAKER_03:Wait, hold on. I didn't tell you this, but since I maxed out my age, yeah, so I went, I put it 20. It was at like 33. It was 33 to 45. It is now 20 to 85, and my hinge, I was getting like maybe like seven or eight hits a day. Can I tell you blowing up, girl? Blowing up. Hold on, hold on. Oh, I gotta turn my do not disturb off. I have 374 like now. It's working. 374. I can't even get through them. It won't even let me. No. And I'm like, oh my god.
SPEAKER_00:It's like there's too much data. We have to, you need to reload.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, and then like hinge, like it's a new thing. It only lets you talk to eight people at a time. So I have to like unmatch them to talk to someone else. So like I had to do that. I know. Oh my god. Do it for the pod, girl. She's doing it for the pod. I'm doing it in my free time. I'm over here. LOL free time. Waiting for someone to say something ridiculous to me.
SPEAKER_00:I love it. It's amazing. Thank you for your sacrifice. You're welcome. People are loving it. Coody too all.
unknown:What the fuck?
SPEAKER_00:Okay. I love you. Okay, well, we will uh we're gonna get back to you guys in a week and have a great week. And yeah. See you on the flip side. Bye. Bye.