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Episode 11 | Malaki Pitkin

Tyler Reagan Episode 11

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Today we have on Malaki Pitkin. We talk March Madness, his upcoming missions trip, and build a March Madness bracket together!

SPEAKER_02

Welcome back to the Tyler Reagan Exchange. I'm very glad you're here. Hope you've enjoyed listening to all of our podcasts so far. Today we have this guy named Malachi Pitkin. He was on one of our first podcasts. That podcast will never see the light of day. It was awful. But he came back, got some redemption. It was a great podcast. We actually filled out a bracket for the NCAA tournament, which we were this is a Tuesday, so it was it's dropping on the Wednesday that we have more games than Thursday. So it was a really cool podcast. We talked a lot about college basketball, a little bit about his mission trip that he's going on this week. But I hope you enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, Joey.

SPEAKER_02

Tell him he's a bum for not being here.

SPEAKER_00

Hey there, everyone. This is Joey speaking from the future. Uh I did just listen to the part of the podcast where uh Tyler calls me a bum for not showing up to recording. Even though I was at work. And he knew that. And I guess he forgot that I can choose to edit this podcast however so choose. Um so I'm just gonna leave this image right here for everyone to see. Enjoy the rest of the podcast.

SPEAKER_02

For those of you listening right now, our our production guy didn't show up today.

SPEAKER_01

I'm actually never doing a podcast with this crew again. They're very disrespectful. Not walking.

SPEAKER_02

So this is our second attempt for Oh my gosh, it's so loud. This is our second attempt for Malachi. The first attempt was too good, right? So let me wait until he's all right.

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We'll talk to you later. Alright, see you guys. Love you.

SPEAKER_02

See you, Joey. So this is our second attempt with you on the podcast. Yes, I'm excited. First time was 20 minutes. Was it was it even 20 minutes? No, 15. Max. It was a 18 minutes. It was a sad 18 minutes is what it was. Just absolutely disturbing interaction.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Um, yeah, I'm pretty sure you flirted with my wife. By accident. I mean, I obviously it wasn't on purpose.

SPEAKER_01

I wouldn't say that though.

SPEAKER_02

Right, but it was all accidental. Everything, I think just every time words came out was an accident.

SPEAKER_01

That's true.

SPEAKER_02

You're a big car all day. You were like, bro, let me be on your pod. Let me be on your pod. And then we record the first two, and I was like, Come on, Malachi, just do it anyway.

SPEAKER_01

But I didn't think because we were at Mercy Hill, me and Tander, and he was like, All right, we're going to the recording. I was like, All right, bet, I'm gonna come with y'all. And I was able to go, and then halfway there, he's like, Yeah, Tyler's gonna let you do an episode. I was like, Are you kidding me? So I was super nervous. I didn't know anything about podcasts, so I didn't even know what to talk about. Had you ever listened to a podcast before the first one? I had listened to maybe three.

SPEAKER_02

Like three podcasts or three episodes? Three, three episodes. Okay, and from that point, which was what, a month and a half ago, probably two months. Since then, how many podcasts have you listened to? Total ish.

SPEAKER_01

I would say, well, let me try to get an accurate guess. I've been working at Spectrum for like since like the beginning of December, and what is it, March? I've I've listened to I've probably listened, I listened to like six a week.

SPEAKER_02

That was probably four months ago when you went you recorded, actually. It was way longer.

SPEAKER_01

Because that was before Yeah, you're right. So I've probably I've probably listened to six a week since I started Spectrum. So six full episodes a week. Six full episodes a week. So can someone do the math? Okay. He literally just typed in math all right into Google. How much how much weeks would that be? If it was it's four five months, five months, so 20 weeks. 20 weeks, 20 times six. What is that?

SPEAKER_02

No, no, no. We don't need a calculator for that.

SPEAKER_01

Come on, cats. 120? So probably around 120. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we don't need these calculators. I wasn't thinking clearly. That's not a good look. I actually listened to I listened to like three today. Well, no, I listened to four, but I cut two short because they were kind of boring. Was it about March Madness? I watched two about March Madness, but the thing I like about podcasts is I like like a younger, like I guess you're a big Bright Bryce Crawford guy, right? Well, I do like Bryce Crawford. Some of his stuff's a little iffy. I my favorite podcaster though of all time is Theo Vaughn.

SPEAKER_02

That doesn't surprise me. But weren't you saying you can't listen to too much of him?

SPEAKER_01

Like you eventually you're like, yeah, I can't keep dude. His content is really, really funny to me. Like I love his freaking sense of humor. But like they be talking about some stuff that's not the most wholesome. Fair. Like you're like, let me just get something right in there. Yeah, so that's why I try to balance it between Ru Slawn, Bryce Crawford, and I do like Ru Slaw. You've been listening to the I've been listening to Ruslawn. I love Luke. Although I can't listen to too much of his because they're just super like political and like world heavy, which I don't mind.

SPEAKER_02

But like I like how he goes political, but everything is scripture through scripture. Yeah. That's true. Because it's like I think we do need to have a general idea of what's going on through in the world. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It doesn't need to be in excess, and if it's not through the lens of scripture, it's for nothing. Yeah. Then it's just conspiracy.

SPEAKER_01

That's true. But yeah, so I got I gotta listen to them to balance out Theo Vaughn. Cause just like like I listen, I listened to an episode today. He was interviewing this chauffeur in uh actually in Charlotte. Um yeah, he's just a he's like a 61-year-old chauffeur. I'm gonna not say the one thing I was gonna say, but great call. But yeah, I know, thank you. But the chauffeur dude was telling the story about like how his 25-year-old girlfriend threw like a pot of fettuccine on him. It was it was just really funny. The whole stuff. But just random, yeah, just random stuff. I like I like stuff like that, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That's cool. Um well, I'm glad that you're way more experienced so that you don't absolutely fall apart this time. Um so today, uh I mean Malachi talked before we were gonna do this. So this is kind of a last minute recording, which is why we're in my living room again and not in our studio. It's more comfortable though. It is more comfortable than our studio. Um well, couch uh couch talk will be.

SPEAKER_01

Couch talk about to be fine.

SPEAKER_02

Nobody knows about couch talk yet, though, so we gotta be okay. We gotta be careful. But it's coming. Y'all just wait. It's coming. It's coming. Um, all right, so you did research on sorry, I'm turning a game on. No, you're good. We uh are on this is dropping on Wednesday, so this will drop tomorrow. But March Madness starts this week. Malachi, you you was it two weeks ago? You're like, I really want to fill out a graph.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I've never done one, and I got a lot of friends who like to bet on like games and stuff, and I just know it's like a big deal, and it is one.

SPEAKER_02

So, my four favorite days in the world outside of Bonnie and Bryson's birthday. And my anniversary, which is in a couple weeks. Um, actually, one of the closing dates that were that's an option for us for the house. Is all the anniversary? It's our anniversary. Oh, that'd be sick if you're gonna be able to. I think if I remember the dates correctly, yeah. Um, so but we're we're gonna fill out a bracket together because why not? That sounds like I'm gonna teach you on our way through. Garrett is on the computer, um, and we're gonna do some research. So before we get into it, all right, you know slim to nothing about college basketball, is that correct?

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I know it's I know it's different rules than the NBA, and I know it's different, like three-point line distances, right? And I know there's a lot of complications. Distance. I know there's a lot of complications with like NIL stuff and transfers. That's all college sports. Yeah, and I and it doesn't seem like it's like that complicated with you know, like the NBA, but yeah, no, because with the NBA, at least there's a contract.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, with the NIL, there's no contract. You can literally play there a year, and if you want to bounce, you can bounce, and there's no repercussions at all.

SPEAKER_01

You and uh Chaston were talking about that, right?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we talked about it a little bit. Yeah, because you listened to our podcast too, right? I did. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I do listen to y'all's podcast every week. I make sure to I make sure to get it done. I'm listening to this podcast even though I'm in it. You're gonna hate it. I'm gonna love it. No, listening to yourself talk is the worst thing on the planet. I'm gonna hate it. Yeah. What is it, Garrett? A foot difference?

SPEAKER_02

Oh. That's actually a big deal.

SPEAKER_01

How much how much bigger is it than the WMBA college or WMBA line? Like college minutes the same as the girls need to step in.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, yay, yay. We're not getting canceled today. Um all right, so you are a fake Carolina fan, is that correct? What do you mean? Are you a Carolina fan?

SPEAKER_01

I am a Carolina fan.

SPEAKER_02

Who's their starting five?

SPEAKER_01

Uh Caleb Wilson. Who's their head coach? Well, it was uh Bill Bilichek, but he got like he did some weird and freaky stuff with that.

SPEAKER_02

So there it was their head basket, their head basketball coach was Bill Belichick.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Right? Or is that wrong? It was that was their football coach, wasn't it? Dang it. Still is.

SPEAKER_02

Oh shoot. And he's just dating a 25-year-old. I just knew something weird happened there. He's a 70-year-old dating a 25-year-old. It is kind of odd, but hey, love is love.

SPEAKER_01

I thought he was never mind. I thought he was married. I guess not. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

No, he's not married. Okay. Well, I am a Carolina fan. Oh, okay. Okay. But but you're not.

SPEAKER_01

No, I am. I've been to a lot of games. I just don't keep up with like sports like that. Okay, so but you love basketball. I do love basketball. Yeah, yeah. Um, I wouldn't say played basketball. You were on a basketball team in high school. I was on a basketball team in high school.

SPEAKER_02

There we go. Um so Caleb Wilson is on the current roster. Who else?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Uh they got that one African dude with the weird last name. I think. Oh, is this? Are you pulling up their I don't see any weird last names? Do you? Maybe I was thinking of Duke.

SPEAKER_02

You are thinking of Duke.

SPEAKER_01

That would not prove my case as a Carolina fan. You are not a Carolina fan. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I'd be interested to hear what you think about this too. Who's the greatest Carolina player of all time?

SPEAKER_01

Michael Jordan.

SPEAKER_02

Incorrect. Really? Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all time. He is not the greatest at Carolina player of all time. Meaning while he was at Carolina. Okay. Well, I didn't know that's what you meant by that question. Would you like a second option?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, sure. I'm not gonna lie, all my favorite like NBA players played a dude. I think it's time to convert.

SPEAKER_02

I think it's time to convert. No. Whatever that whatever you just looked up was not true. Okay, wrong camera. That's NFL. I can answer this question. I don't need Google. Greatest to ever play at Carolina basketball from a collegiate perspective is Tyler Hansborough, and it's not even close. Who was that cool white dude with the long hair?

SPEAKER_01

Tyler the long hair. Maybe he didn't have long hair, but he he played a few years ago. Oh, are you talking about with a beard too? Yeah. Oh. Dude, what was that? His name was. I love that guy. Oh, what was his name? I think he went to go play overseas. He did. He didn't make it in the NBA. Sadly.

SPEAKER_02

That guy was so cool. I'm trying to think what year it was. It was Coach K's last year, I think. Was that 2019? 2020?

SPEAKER_01

I think it was 2020. Because I went to What's his name? I don't know, but I love that dude. His intro um in the like, you know, in the arena, whenever they give like the player intros and stuff, and they do it. His was cool.

SPEAKER_02

2021, 2022. Final game was a lost Carolina. Just search up. Rip.

SPEAKER_01

That white dude who was a dog on UNC. That would pop it up though.

SPEAKER_02

He's a ginger. Not that much.

SPEAKER_01

I don't like him as much anymore. That's crazy. I'm just playing my cousin's a ginger.

SPEAKER_02

I think it was I think that was his.

SPEAKER_01

Oh come on. I did like RJ Davis and his name. This is the picture of him. Just the white guy? I need names. There we go. No, no, right there. Why are they putting him all the way at the bottom? It's probably it goes by Brady Man.

SPEAKER_02

He's so dumb. I knew that. How do you not remember that? Shut up. Alright, so um, so I think our little intro here has shown how little you know about college basketball. Yeah, I don't know much. Which is gonna make this fun because college basketball and college football are my two favorite things in the world. So we're gonna start with tonight's game and tomorrow's game. So today is Tuesday, um, 317, right? And so we already watched one game, and that was who won the first game?

SPEAKER_01

Let me remember which teams played. Howard won, right? Howard won.

SPEAKER_02

So we're gonna circle Howard. That's our we're cheating a little bit. We already have the first win.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, where's the Howard one at? Oh, okay. I see what you were saying. It's okay to be blind. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02

Thank you. Thank you. Uh so next, Texas, NC State. Who do you think is gonna win? Well, did you do any research on this?

SPEAKER_01

No, but I know people who go to NC State, and I kind of want to cheer for NC State just because I know like Michael went to NC.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but you're a Carolina fan.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, well, I definitely know NC State's losing.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, great. Okay. I pick Texas. All right, bet. I I don't have any issue with NC State, but you can't be a Carolina. I'm gonna teach you how to be a Carolina. And I want you to know I hate Carolina. But you need to teach me how to like.

SPEAKER_01

Or you can pick Duke since I'm not picking Duke. I've been to five Carolina games. So? And I'm locked in.

SPEAKER_02

I've been to Wendy's a ton of time. It's not meaning it's my favorite restaurant.

SPEAKER_01

But that four for four is good.

SPEAKER_02

That four for four does something in my stomach. I can't. Nah, I'm good on it.

SPEAKER_01

That's fair. Yeah, I need to I need to get locked in on this. You can switch. You're not switching, bro. Stop trying to get me to get verse. I'm not telling you to be a Duke fan. I'm no, I'm not gonna be any other fan.

SPEAKER_02

There's a lot of good options out there.

SPEAKER_01

They've been my team since like day one.

SPEAKER_02

I honestly I think you would be a great BYU fan.

SPEAKER_01

BYU? Who even is that?

SPEAKER_02

Birmingham Young University.

SPEAKER_01

Nah, I'm sticking with Carolina.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. It's also a Mormon university.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I'm good on that. Oh, thank you. All right. So you're gonna pick Texas? I'm picking Texas. You don't have to pick everything I can do. No, no, no. I'm picking Texas, though. So tomorrow night we've got um Prairie View AM. Okay. That's a name versus Lehigh. Um, so Lehigh has a lot of tournament experience. Lehigh several years ago, this is when I was still in high school, so this is 10 plus years ago. They beat Duke, a number two seed Duke. Um and I just remember that because we had a guy on our baseball team that was a huge Duke fan. And when they beat him, we would just walk into the dugout and just be like, Lee High.

SPEAKER_03

Dang. Oh, Lee. Poor guy.

SPEAKER_02

And he also had anger issues. So um my my senior dude, off topic completely. My senior year, we were in Florida playing a tournament. Um, I was in a game, yeah. I had had a home run, a double, um, and I like flew out to right field. So I was two for three, home run and a double. I was playing a fantastic game. I stole home, which no none of you know anything about baseball. I don't know what stealing home is. I stole home on the pitch, though. Meaning I beat the pitch from third time. You could run like that back then? Back then I could. Um, so I all in this same game, I did that. Darn. At shortstop, I missed a ball. Yeah. Playing defense. After doing all that, I missed the ball, right? I had an error. I made a mistake. One mistake. I'm running back into the dugout after because we eventually get three outs. And this fool, same the Duke fan, I see a glove comes flying by my head at 70 miles an hour and hits the fence on the way into the dugout. And I turn around.

SPEAKER_03

He goes, How dare you miss that ball? You're a piece of crap. You're the worst baseball player I've ever seen in.

SPEAKER_02

Obviously, worse words. I was just like, No way, you just threw a glove at me like a five-year-old. I'm not a five-year-old. Uh and he's he was quite a bit shorter than me. He was like, and then this other guy that I don't think played a game the entirety of that tournament for. That was me in basketball, but on baseball. Okay, I got you. No, he walks up and he goes, Guys, guys, I think we need to chill out. And then we both just started yelling at him and telling him how much of a loser he was. He deserved it. I was like, stay out of this. Um, but yeah, that's how much anger he had. So I I I want you to take all of that and think about how he responded to us. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Saying Lehigh.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I feel like that's a little bit of an over-exaggeration. Yep. Um, he is quite that.

SPEAKER_01

I'm taking Prairie View A M. Okay. I mean, based off the story you just gave me, bro, I think I'm gonna go with Lehi. Go with Lehigh. It's a good story. That's that's a fire story.

SPEAKER_02

And the next pick is uh gonna be a fun pick. So do you know uh the the backstory with Miami of Ohio?

SPEAKER_01

No, but I heard something at some point and I don't remember what it was, but something crazy happened with them, didn't they?

SPEAKER_02

So up until their conference championship game, they lost their conference championship game. Didn't they won a crazy streak? They won all year. They were 30 and oh coming into their conference championship game and they lost their conference championship. Um, but so there's this thing called um quad one, quad two, quad three, quad four wins, right? Okay, and basically the quads are based on strength. So quad one wins are wins that you want to have.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Um, so like a lot of teams in the SEC, like Tennessee probably had like seven quad one wins where it's like top tier. Yeah, yeah. Like they punched their ticket to March Madness super early. Yeah, right. Um, they're a sixth seed. Uh so the more quad one wins, the more of a case that you you make to be in this round, right? So Mao Miova, Ohio had zero quad one wins. So basically they played a bunch of bumps. I think they had two quad two wins, and the rest of them were three and four. Like, okay.

SPEAKER_01

So nobody's right. Yeah. They went undefeated. Yeah. I guess they're it's hard to go undefeated, but then again, if you're going up against like little competition.

SPEAKER_02

But how can you penalize the players for beating who's in front of them? Yeah, that's true. They did their job, they played who was in front of them and beat them. Did they like blow out the other teams or they're close? Sometimes they won on buzzer beaters. Um it wasn't like they were just ripping through everyone. Um, and then SMU. SMU's a complicated team. So correct me if I'm wrong, Garrett, but I think SMU's wins. I'm pretty sure they beat Carolina. Um, I'm that's a quadril win. I know. Right? Yeah. Um just look up what SMU SMU's wins. But I mean they did beat Carolina, I think. Yes, they did.

SPEAKER_01

Um 97 to 83.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

What are we doing?

SPEAKER_02

State also whipped up on Carolina.

SPEAKER_01

I know.

SPEAKER_02

But they went on like a three-game stretch where they just got smoked.

SPEAKER_01

My friend who works an NC State fan, and he was rubbing it my face. I was like, bro, literally no one likes NC State. That's a way to be a good Carolina fan, yes. Exactly. I'm just saying, like, I understand that people like Duke, but literally NC State, dude, they have the stupidest Scott.

SPEAKER_02

I want you to know Mike is probably listening to this podcast.

SPEAKER_01

Good. Mike, I hate your team, bro. They suck, they're so bad. Yeah. Their colors are ugly, their players are uglier. Red. And yes, I just don't like it, dude. You don't like red? I like the color red, but now they're red.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Have you heard this? I'm behind it. Amen. The power behind this is when I was in first grade, I don't know why I remember this, but some random kid named Sam told me Duke is puke, Wake is fake, NC State is the one we hate. And that one's at the end, and it just uses that the hate word. Uh-huh. And that just has power behind it for me.

SPEAKER_02

So you hate NC State more than you hate Duke? Yes. Wrong answer as a Carolina fan.

SPEAKER_01

I hate Duke more than I hate NC State. There you go.

SPEAKER_02

Much better.

SPEAKER_01

Now I'm gonna be a different Carolina fan. Nope. I really just do hate NC State. Nope. I'm not a Duke fan by any means.

SPEAKER_02

No, but here's what here's what you have to recognize. What NC State fans hate more than anything is how irrelevant they are.

SPEAKER_01

They are irrelevant. They don't matter.

SPEAKER_02

You can't hate them more than you hate Duke because it makes them relevant.

SPEAKER_01

But the thing is, like, Zion Williamson played a Duke.

SPEAKER_02

Jason Tatum played Duke. And you love Jason?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, you gotta hate him.

SPEAKER_01

I can't hate him. I'm more of an NBA fan than I am a uh nope you gotta hate him. I can't, though. It's not my heart.

SPEAKER_02

I don't think I should I don't want to do this. Alright, pick a new team. I can't. Alright. So um I'm taking SMU in that game. I'm taking Because SMU has some quad one wins. Uh let's see, they've got uh the Wayforce wins decent. Uh any, I mean, playing Virginia close, Virginia won, which was fine. Beat Florida State, that's a good win. Um beat beat uh beat Notre Dame, that's a good win. Not great win. Beat Louisville, that's a very good win. So like they have some good quad won wins. Um who they're playing. There, I mean Ohio uh Miami Ohio stands no chance, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_01

So yeah, but like I think Miami, Ohio's going in with the confidence, like dog walked all these teams.

SPEAKER_02

You see what I'm saying though? Like you think I want I want Miami of Ohio to win. I'm picking the SMU, but I want Miami of Ohio to win. That's valid. You know why? Why? You know who either one of those teams plays when they come out?

SPEAKER_01

Uh Tennessee.

SPEAKER_02

Correct.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

So bring it on, right?

SPEAKER_01

This don't even matter for you. They're getting smoked one way or the other. All right.

SPEAKER_02

So you know how to fill out a bracket.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So you pick the winning team and then you write it on this thing and you do it for each one. Yep. So let's go ahead and let's see how quickly we can stop if we need to.

SPEAKER_02

Um first pick, who's winning? Duke. Yes. For sure. So don't jump. You can you can hate Duke, um, but it's pretty clear they're gonna win this. Yeah, yeah, I know. Um Ohio State TCU. Uh I'm taking TCU because TCU is super hot. Ohio State, the only thing that they've got going for them, they had a couple big wins this year. The main thing they have going for them is they played Michigan, which is the number one seed.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna say because I thought it did something.

SPEAKER_02

They played Michigan really close in the Big Ten tournament, but they lost. So it's like they're playing well, but TCU's like dogs.

SPEAKER_01

They're dogs. I'm gonna take your word on that one. So TCU. TCU.

SPEAKER_02

All right, all right. St. John's, um, Northern Iowa. This some yeah, some people were talking about Northern Iowa possibly being an upset. I don't see it happening. Um, I think St. John's slips through. Um, I think this is the last game St. John's wins. So I think they get beat after this.

SPEAKER_01

Then Kansas and Cal Baptist. Definitely.

SPEAKER_02

Cal Baptist has some really good shooters, but Kansas is going crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Fire this year. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

They've got some really big wins. Uh Louisville, South Florida. Um, this is my first upset pick. Um, this is a popular.

SPEAKER_01

Louisville, South Florida.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. US. Why do you think they're gonna win? Um, so they play a very similar style of offense um to Louisville. It's very fast-paced. They push the ball up and down the court. The only difference is they defend the three a lot better than Louisville does. So while Louisville takes a lot of threes, um, they also give up a lot of threes. And that combined with the fact that they're playing. But Louisville's also a good team. So taking Louisville over USF um Yeah, I'm gonna take is not a bad pick. I just like that as my first upset pick.

SPEAKER_01

So do I have to pick upsets?

SPEAKER_02

You don't have to.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I didn't know if that was like required. In my bracket, I picked every single upset correctly. My first round, I only had two misses.

SPEAKER_01

Dang.

SPEAKER_02

Um, and I picked Florida as the champion, which I picked up. They won my share. The problem is after my first round in those meet middle areas, I fell apart. I did awful completely? Yeah. Dang. First round I picked really well though. All right. Um definitely Michigan State smokes uh North Dakota State. Sorry, boys. Um I mean, does anyone even live in North Dakota? Is that your upset pick? Yeah. Is it for real? Oh. What?

SPEAKER_01

Does anyone even live in North Dakota?

SPEAKER_02

Uh, I think that what's North North Dakota's population. I'm pretty sure we looked this up in Joey's.

SPEAKER_01

I think y'all did. Because when y'all said that, I was like, no way anyone lives in North Dakota. Dude, it's like North Dakota, New Hampshire, and like Vermont. Those three lives there. No one lives there. That's so lame. Is there anything fun to do there? Not go to one of their games. That'd probably serve.

SPEAKER_02

There's some grass. You can lay in it. Is the golf good down there? Probably. Yeah. I have a feeling golf's really good. Don't pick them because of that. I'm not. Okay. Mitchigan say, uh UCLA, U UCF. There's a lot of people picking UCF.

SPEAKER_01

Um I got an opinion on this. Okay. So the first ever Carolina game I went to, they played UCLA, if I'm not mistaken. Okay. And I like their jerseys. UCLA. So I'm gonna go UCLA. Okay. I'm sorry, that's probably a bad way to do this.

SPEAKER_02

It is a bad way to do it, but I'm taking UCLA as well. Well, um, I think they had a really good decent showing um in the Big Ten this year. So um I'm not upset with that. There's a ton of people picking UCF to beat them. I just I just don't see it happening. Um next. How much college basketball do you watch?

unknown

A lot.

SPEAKER_01

Like every game?

SPEAKER_02

Not every game, but I do keep up with almost every game, though. Okay. Like in Division I. Like a lot of these, um like a lot of these like no-name teams, like the Tennessee States, Idaho, um, Penn, like these, these games that are on TV a lot. Yeah, I don't watch them, the games, nor do I really keep up with them a lot during the year. Yeah, but getting close to tournament time, I start doing research and trying to do that. Okay, that's what you're saying. Um, which we'll get there's some more on this side that we'll get to in a little bit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. All right. Um Yukon Furmin.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so Yukon uh definitely Yukon. Yeah, they look really good in the Big East this year. Um, the Big East tournament, they look good. Um, but yeah. I like much question about it. I think UConn's a pretty easy pick. Yeah. Um, so the way I do it is so we just went through this whole, I'm gonna work my way in here.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Oh, okay. I like that.

SPEAKER_02

Just go ahead and work our way in and we'll hit each section. Yeah. Um, so I think Duke beats TCU. For sure. Um, I think Kansas beats St. John's. I'm gonna tell you why. Yeah, I was interested in the case. Um St. John's is good in the big east. The only problem is their pace of play is super, super, super, super, super slow. Um, last year that did not bode well for them during the NCAA tournament. I think it's gonna do be the same thing again this year.

SPEAKER_01

I thought I heard something about Kansas's decent defense like not being that good.

SPEAKER_02

They're not great, but they they score like it is what they're like at offensive. If if they're good offensively, right? Yeah. And St. John's pay plays slowly, it feeds right into the team that that's gonna be.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you're right. Score quite a bit. I'm putting Kansas down two.

SPEAKER_02

Um I'm not trying to convince you. No, yeah, but that's true. Um I think Michigan State runs through USF. Um, I think you have Louisville, though, right?

SPEAKER_01

Uh yeah. So yeah, I still think Michigan.

SPEAKER_02

Michigan State. Michigan State, um, Tom Izzo is Michigan State's coach.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

He's just built for March Madness. Really? Which dude just wins. He could be he could be a 10 seed coming into the tournament and he's gonna make it to probably the elite eight. Like this dude is he's built for March. He's good. Um, so Michigan State. I'm picking UCLA to knock off UConn personally. Um, I think UCLA is gonna make a short little run. I think they're gonna get beat by Michigan State after this. But once again, UConn plays a lot like St. John's. They're a lot slow, they're slower. Um, and I think UCLA is gonna outpace them. I mean look at that Texas NC State game, by the way.

SPEAKER_01

Let's go.

SPEAKER_02

So far, we're looking at it.

SPEAKER_01

That's the thing. All right. I don't know. I think I'm gonna go UConn.

SPEAKER_02

UCA, yeah. Just cuz I don't want us to match specifically. Record they do, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Because if I get one of these right and you get one of them wrong, I can brag about it. But if you get one right and I get one wrong, it's like you can't hold anything against me because you don't know anything. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay. And now do we finish doing these here? Okay.

SPEAKER_02

So you're saying uh I've got Duke beating Kansas. Same. Um, and I've got Michigan State beating UCLA, and then I've got Duke beating Michigan State. I think it'll be a great game.

SPEAKER_01

Um, that's what I'm really wondering about who's gonna win that game.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I think that Duke is built, they're getting their center back who is injured. Um there and I think they lost their guard, didn't they? They lost their point guard, but the other boozer brother balled out during the ACC tournament. And if he plays like that, they're fine. Didn't their center ball out too? Didn't he have like a double-double? Uh boozer or power? No, no. He was hurt. Their boot their center was out since the Carolina game. So he was out the entirety of the We'll see.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. Michigan might I mean you can take the Michigan State pick if you want.

SPEAKER_02

I just I kind of don't want Duke to win. Also, that's Michigan State and not Michigan.

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Oh.

SPEAKER_02

Because Michigan's down here.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02

I mean Duke. You're right. But I think Duke and Michigan already played this year, not Michigan State, Michigan. And Duke beat Michigan.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay. Well, just off that. Plus, I feel bad for Mr. Thoman if Duke has blown out the water in that game. Oh, I forgot y'all are a Duke fan. Yeah. Huge Duke fans. Every game there's some trash talk going on. With who? Well, Mr. Thoman will be like, so uh, you see the game last night, and it'll be if like Carolina lost to Duke. But then every time Carolina beats Duke, he's gotta say something about how there was a bad call on the floor or how every time. Yeah, no, every time, no, every time. It's happened every time.

SPEAKER_02

Who's Mr. Thoman?

SPEAKER_01

Caleb's dad.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I didn't know if it was he was talking about you or talking about Caleb's dad. Is Caleb's dad going to listen to this podcast?

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He will now.

SPEAKER_02

Because I must say he's he might fight you. Mr. Thoman, I'm coming for you. Mr. Thoman is a much better fan than you are. He is. I'll give that. That's how Duke Carolina fans should handle themselves. Yeah, you're right. So he is a better fan than I am.

SPEAKER_01

And you need to watch the games. I do need to watch the games. But aren't most of the games coming up? I know the championship game is on the sixth.

SPEAKER_02

That is correct.

SPEAKER_01

I am gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_02

It says it right there on our little sheet, which is okay. You didn't look at it. That's cool. Oh. Alright, so uh that wraps up that section. We're gonna move on down to the other ones. We let's try to move along because we've been rolling for a bit. Okay. All right, uh, Florida and then Florida. We picked, I picked Prairie View AM. Who did you you picked Lehigh? Um wait, for which so up here, you picked Lehigh. So okay. Lehigh would have been the team that you had winning.

SPEAKER_01

Over Florida?

SPEAKER_02

No. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

Over so the winner of this plays Florida. Okay, okay. Oh, I don't know you could double stack a bracket like that or whatever.

SPEAKER_02

Florida is going to smoke. Florida is gonna destroy. So I'm gonna tell you a little bit of something about Florida. Florida, up until they lost in the SEC tournament, Florida was beating teams consistently for about a month by no less than 15 points. Dang. I mean, smacking. Meaning in the midst of their conference tournament, they are smacking people around. And they're obviously they won last year, so they have some, they have a ton of experience in coaching and they've got a lot of returners. Um, so Florida wins that with ease. Clemson Clemson, Iowa is a flip. You can write down whichever one you want. I have no clue.

SPEAKER_01

I think I'm gonna go with Iowa. I think I heard something about it.

SPEAKER_02

I'm taking Clemson, but I'm taking Clemson because every year I pick Clemson to be upset, and it they always somehow make it to like the sweet 16 and just screw up my bracket. So I'm taking them. I'm learning my lesson. If they I'm okay dying here, if I wins, I'm cool with that. Like I did what I had to do based on the lessons I've learned over the last couple years.

SPEAKER_01

Over the years, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Um that's wisdom. Sorry. Next is Vanny McNeese. So a lot of people are talking about taking McNeese here. Um, Vandy's been super hot. They just ran through the SEC tournament. They came in second. Yeah. Um Arkansas beat them. Uh they look really good. They knocked off Tennessee. They played Tennessee really well. Tennessee played them close. They um beat up on Florida, which is first he needed to do that in a while.

SPEAKER_01

Vanderblit did.

SPEAKER_02

Vanderbilt did. Um McNeese last year made a little run. They won two games in the tournament last year, but NC State's coach is McNeese's coach from last year. So they don't have the same there, they they don't have the same um the same uh coach last year. I think Vanderbilt will win this. Um people are talking about taking McNeese. NC State. Um I hate Vandy, um, but I have to pick them. So uh Nebraska has never won an NCAA tournament game ever, but neither has Troy. So they're playing uh each other in this round, obviously. It's a 4-13. Yeah, but Nebraska is having an historic year. They've never had a year like this. They're they've been balling out, they're a really good basketball team. Um, I think they win. Um I think I'm gonna be able to do that. And my dad's a big Nebraska fan, so you kind of have to go with Nebraska. No, I would definitely pick against Nebraska if I felt like it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

And then he would listen to our podcast and he'd go on YouTube and make a comment about how I don't know anything about basketball. W dad.

SPEAKER_01

He might still do that just because I made that comment. That's fire. Um, I have to go with Carolina here. You do, I don't.

SPEAKER_02

I'm picking VCU. Dang, bro. You won't even switch up for me. How did y'all look in the ACC tournament? You don't know. I don't know. You look awful. Um, since Caleb Wilson has been out. Didn't he break his ankle? Uh no, hand. Um, that's even but the problem with North Carolina, and I'm gonna say this for any North Carolina fan listening and for you, is your coach is an idiot. He probably is. He's currently there because he played there, and I'm pretty sure because Roy Williams likes him as a person, he's not a good basketball coach. The only success he's had there, like legitimate tournament success, is with a Roy Williams team. Meaning he took the record recruits that Roy Williams had and he was successful. Yeah. Since then, he's brought in some decent talent, has not coached them well, and has had some of the most bonehead decisions as a coach in game experience. I think he's got to go.

SPEAKER_01

I don't even know if I can call myself a fan at this point. Why? You're just like dog walked on him, and I can't say nothing. Well, you don't know anything about it. How is that a fan?

SPEAKER_02

You can try. I don't no, no, no. I think Carolina has the talent to be good. I don't think your coach is doing what he's supposed to do to help.

SPEAKER_01

And there's nothing I can say against that.

SPEAKER_02

You disagree?

SPEAKER_01

No, I just I want to disagree, but I can't.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I don't know if you dude. As a fan, you're You're wrong. No, as a fan, you're allowed to hate your coach. Oh, you are you sure? I've called for coaches to be fired regularly. Butch Jones, all right. I know who's not listening to this podcast. If you're listening to this podcast, I regret every second of Tennessee football that I watch where he was head coach. He was atrocious. Dang. He was awful. You've got to be a good thing. Couldn't stand him. No.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I'm going Carolina. That's fine. Uh, very popular pick is VCU, though. They are coming off a very hot end of the year. Um and North Carolina. Basically, VCU has been on this trajectory. North Carolina's been on this trajectory. Okay, I got to go. So them meeting there. Um, I I respect you. I think you should take Carolina as a fan. I appreciate it. Um I think the VCU is gonna win that. That's a very popular upset pick, but um, I still like it. Illinois Penn.

SPEAKER_01

I'm going to Illinois, but Ethan probably wants me to go Penn.

SPEAKER_02

No, that's Penn State. Oh. Not to try to correct you in the middle of this, but it's all good. Um Penn State sucks in basketball, and they are nowhere close to um. Illinois' a very good team. Um they beat Tennessee earlier this year. Okay. And that's really good while doing it. Um, but yeah, they're uh legitimate in the Big Ten. They're really good. And then we already picked Texas. This is Texas AM. Oh, yeah, versus um St. Mary's. Um, we picked Texas to beat um NC State. Yeah, you're right. Um But this is a different Texas. This is a different, this is AM versus St. Mary's. Apparently, St. Mary's. I've done research. I don't know much on St. Mary's. Apparently, they're me very mid, like not the best in the world, and AM is coming out of a conference like the SEC. Um this a 710, picking a 10, I don't think is that big of an upset pick, but I I personally am taking AM.

SPEAKER_01

Um Yeah, I think I'm gonna take that too. I don't even know where St. Mary's is, but I've heard about Texas AM. So that's kind of the way I'm building this appropriate.

SPEAKER_02

It's a cult.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, it is?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02

You can still pick them, but no, I'm not. I picked them. But they're they're like a legitimate cult. Texas AM? Oh, dude. Dude. Wait, how are they a cult? We'd have to do a full podcast on how they're agreeable. It's gonna be like two words. Um so they have uh I think they're called yellers or howlers. Basically, it's these dudes that wear white um, they're like white military, like ROTC stuff, and they'll they meet at midnight with the student section. Yeah, I don't know. And they do these yells where they go hew, and they do all the everybody has to repeat it back.

SPEAKER_01

It's freaking weird. I'd not mess with that at all. But you know what I do mess with?

SPEAKER_02

Houston.

SPEAKER_01

Houston over Idaho.

SPEAKER_02

Great pick. Houston, Houston's a dog, and then we can just you can just move Houston on to the next round because they're gonna smoke uh NMC. Yeah, I don't mess with Colts, so I hope we'll give them one win. Yeah, because every now and then a Colt gets a win. I think Illinois steamrolls VCU. I think their little run is short-lived. Illinois is very good.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I'm going Carolina just because I'm a fan.

SPEAKER_02

That's fine.

SPEAKER_01

Even though I don't really know if I'm a fan at this point, you're kind of making me second guess this whole like fandom.

SPEAKER_02

But all right, okay. Uh Vandy, Nebraska. I'm taking Nebraska to move on. Um this is one of these picks, I'll be honest with you, where Vandy I think is gonna win. Why are you picking Nebraska? I hate Vandy.

SPEAKER_01

Oh. This is a good pick. Well, if you think Vandy's gonna win. I'm picking Vandy. You should. I think it's a good pick. Thank you. Can I brag about this one? You're not really because he's not gonna win. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I think Florida steamrolls Clemson. For sure.

SPEAKER_01

Poor Pastor Jim.

SPEAKER_02

I don't think he cares about the basketball as much. Because he has football. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I could be wrong, but and then Florida over Vandy. Florida over Nebraska, yes. Oh yeah, you picked.

SPEAKER_02

And then I think Houston. I think Houston's built different.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't think Carolina's gonna beat Houston.

SPEAKER_02

And then I've got Houston beating Florida.

SPEAKER_01

That's where you go wrong in your whole bracket.

SPEAKER_02

That's fair. I've got Florida winning it all in one of my brackets, but the more research I've done recently, I think Houston. How much brackets have you done? Uh, this is gonna be my third. Hey. So I have one Duke winning, one Florida winning, and then How is that fair?

SPEAKER_01

You can create multiple brackets. Like it's not. Oh, okay. I was gonna say because you can't like say you want a bracket really if you had like a well I have a main bracket. Oh, okay, okay. That makes more sense then.

SPEAKER_02

So my main bracket is um I'm gonna fill out tomorrow night.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Um you're gonna have the computer. Like, so as so Sunday night is when all the picks come out. Okay. Directly after that, I filled out one out. Dang. No research, just ripped through it. Okay. Me and Chasson filled one out together. Um, then I did one with my family. Yep. Where I had a little bit of research that I'd done. Then I did one with a couple friends, and then my main one that's just for me. Okay. For my So that's the one you care about. Yes, but I'm not, it's not a competition. I'm not competing in with anyone. That's what makes it the hardest. Yes.

SPEAKER_01

It's not like Yes.

SPEAKER_02

It's just me. That sounds a little like crazy. And then Thursday and Friday and Saturday, I work until 12 o'clock, and then I'm closing up and I'm coming home, and I'm putting my personal bracket in front of me. I'm setting up four screens there and another screen over there. Four screens? Yes, and I'm gonna watch every single video. You're committed.

SPEAKER_01

I I I like that. Good for you.

SPEAKER_02

I don't think these are four of my favorite days of the year. It from one o'clock until almost midnight. There is basketball non-stop going on. I respect that. That's cool. It's I want to get to that point someday. You will.

SPEAKER_01

I want to I want to carry it together.

SPEAKER_02

My goal at the new house is to turn that garage into like a man cave. A man cave. I want to call it like a watch cave. Where I'm gonna put a couch in there. We're gonna record podcasts in there, the couch talk. Um, that'll be fire. I'm gonna set a TV, like a huge TV up in there. Yeah, and then when stuff like this happens, I want like my friends to like take off work and us all come in and just watch every single game together. Dude, that'd be peak. It'd be lit, dude.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, I I really wanted to get more into it this year, but with this. Well, this is the first this is a great start. Yeah, yeah. No, you're right, you're right. And then while you're at work, just have it on your phone. Well, no, I'm going on the missions trip. Oh, yeah, you can't register. So I you know how heartbroken Denny would be if he said. Yeah, you can't do that. No, I can't. I can't do that to him. I don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_02

I don't want you to do that.

SPEAKER_01

But anyway, also I got Duke beating Florida for sure.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, I I have Duke beating Houston. Oh, oh yeah, you put Houston. That's right. Yep. But I still have I have Duke. More research I've done in the last 24 hours. How long are we? Oh 42 minutes? Oh, we're chilling. We just need to keep it under an hour. Okay, bet. I'm feeling good. And we talked a lot before. Yeah. All right, let's roll through it. I think this side's gonna be a lot easier because I think it's just heavy favorites. So Arizona for sure. Um, Villanova, Utah State, Utes. I'm taking Utah State over Villanova. Here's the thing about Villanova. Villanova is really good at beating teams that are worse than them, not good at beating teams that are better than them. I think Utah's best. Um, this is a pick that you're probably gonna want to go one way.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah. Utah High Point for the dub.

SPEAKER_02

You go that way. Come on. Where's all my high point fans at? High point. Uh yeah, they freaking suck. High point? Did you pick high point? I'm picking up. High point. Okay. I'm going to tell you Wisconsin, one of the better teams in the nation that does not get talked about enough, in my personal opinion. They've beat Michigan. They've caused absolute chaos in the Big Ten. They almost beat Michigan in the Big Ten tournament.

SPEAKER_01

Dang.

SPEAKER_02

I think they're a really good team that could make a pretty decent run. And I don't think that Arizona is as good as everybody says they are, though I may change that in a minute. We'll see what happens. High point, though, has one player, which is why everyone's talking. That reminds them of this guy named Golke from a couple years ago, the B Kentucky. All he does is shoot threes. He has like two shots that he's taken from inside the arc. Everything else has been. Oh my god. And he's taken like 190 threes this year. It's been he's disgusting. It's insane how many threes he's taken.

SPEAKER_01

But then the rest of the team's just dog water.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. But I mean, if he shoots 50% and takes 20 threes, that's a pretty decent 30 points just on him. I think I did that math right.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. And then Arkansas and Hawaii. What is this? Terry Anderson. And Rob Martin. I don't know that he's the best player. 6'6 forward.

SPEAKER_02

Let's have him keep looking while we're going through. Arkansas, Hawaii. Arkansas just won the SEC. Cal Perry's a great coach. Has a lot of experience in playoffs.

SPEAKER_01

Wait a minute. We already bet on okay, yeah. So we picked Texas for BYU too.

SPEAKER_02

But we're taking BYU to win. Yeah. For sure. Only thing to think about here, I'm still taking BYU. BYU's defense is atrocious.

SPEAKER_01

Like bad?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, they're really bad. But they're off, they have one of the best players in the nation, and offensively they're great.

SPEAKER_01

That's a point guard, right? Or no? Am I thinking of a different team? Well, wait, no, I think that point guard's out.

SPEAKER_02

No, he's in. BYU's good. Maybe I'm thinking of a different team. Um Gonzaga beats Kennesaw State. Easy. Um, for sure. Joey Russum is gonna love this. Um Russaum, I mean. Um I'm taking Missouri over Miami. Really? Yep. I think Missouri looked really good in the SEC tournament. They looked really good when they played Tennessee, which is a fantastic defensive team, and they looked really good offensively against them. Um, this is happening in St. Louis, Missouri.

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Oh.

SPEAKER_02

So it's basically a home game for them.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I heard about that. So people are saying that Missouri's gonna win based off the fact that it's a home game. It's basically a home game for them.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, um, then I've got Purdue.

SPEAKER_01

Comedy Gummers, Missouri as well. Yeah, you're you're good at filling this thing out. You said Purdue.

SPEAKER_02

I'm taking Purdue. Over Missouri. And then I'm taking them over Missouri, so you can move them up if you want to. Um taking Purdue this BYU Gonzaga pick is really tough for me because I think Gonzaga is super weak this year. Um, from everything I've noticed, their quad one wins have been mediocre at best. But you can say the same thing about BYU. I think by BYU's offense is much better. I just don't trust Gonzaga in March. So um picking BYU. I like you. I like you. I think BYU's good. And you just gave me the courage to pick it, so I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01

Well, there you go.

SPEAKER_02

Um, Wisconsin, Arkansas. I love Wisconsin as a team. I love Wisconsin as a team.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, I want to go for a high point really bad. You can pick high point anyway.

SPEAKER_02

I think I should. I'm gonna take I'm gonna take Wisconsin. Hmm? He said take high point.

SPEAKER_01

I'm doing it for Gary. I'm picking high point, bro. Um They're not getting this far.

SPEAKER_02

I think I'm actually gonna take Arkansas. I've been high on Wisconsin. I'm gonna stay high in Wisconsin. I'm probably gonna regret this pick. Um you think Arkansas? But Arkansas's good, yeah. But because I'm not, I think Arizona has been the most consistent team all year, so I'm gonna take them.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's how I was just writing down to beat and then Arizona's beating high point for me.

SPEAKER_02

That's a very responsible pick. And then I've got Purdue beating BYU. Purdue just put on a clinic in the Big Ten tournament. Um BYU beating Purdue? Uh beating BYU. Purdue beating BYU. Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry. I'm gonna do that too. And then I've got um I got Arizona. Arizona. Arizona.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Now we're moving on to our last section. Yep with how many minutes have we been on the pod?

unknown

48.

SPEAKER_02

48. We got time. All right. Michigan. Michigan. Um, I think Michigan is the weakest number one seed here. I think they've kind of fallen apart at the end of the year. Um, but we're gonna take them um to beat Howard, because Howard already already won tonight. Um so I have a buddy that's a really good Georgia fan. I called him, or a really big Georgia fan. I was like, hey, tell me the truth. What's Georgia look like? And he said, they could lose to St. Louis or they could barely win to St. Louis and they could smack Michigan. He said, or they it they could just fall apart. So there's like, so you just gave me no information at all.

SPEAKER_01

What does that suppose mean?

SPEAKER_02

Like they have the potential, but they're not gonna be able to. He said basically, he's like, St. Louis, who is supposedly the same caliber as them, yeah, they could easily lose to. But he said if they played Michigan, if they like got past St. Louis, he thinks they would smoke Michigan. Because Michigan, he's like, when we play good teams, we s go crazy. Okay. I did a little bit of research. Tennessee is a better team than Georgia. Tennessee's blew through Georgia every time we played them. So I'm picking um St. Louis.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Because that just pushes back against I'm gonna pick St.

SPEAKER_01

Louis as well.

SPEAKER_02

Um here's another popular upset. I'm gonna take this. Um, I really like Akron to beat um Texas Tech. LeBron. I think LeBron did not go to Akron. No, but he was from Akron. Um here's why. Texas Tech's best player is out. Texas is Texas Tech. Oh. We got three Texas on here. That's right.

unknown

Dang.

SPEAKER_02

But Texas Tech is still a really good three-pointing shooting team. I just think that not having your best player is tough in March.

SPEAKER_01

I think I need to put an upset on here, and I think if you're saying that's a popular one, I'm gonna go with it. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Sounds good. Um, Alabama and Hofstra. I'm going Alabama.

SPEAKER_01

Hofstra? You're going Hofstra?

SPEAKER_02

I'm going Alabama. Oh, I was like, wow. Alabama lives by the three and dies by the three, so they're gonna win this round and next round, but then they're gonna fall apart once they face a better team.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I thought you said, weren't we talking about how their starting point guard got caught with all the weed?

unknown

Yeah. Yeah. He's good.

SPEAKER_01

Two pounds.

SPEAKER_02

He got arrested.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Dang. So, but I still think they run past them, and then I think Akron is gonna beat Texas Tech, which means Alabama will have an easier team to play.

SPEAKER_01

Do you think they're gonna go on the second round right there, too?

SPEAKER_02

Okay. I've got Tennessee beating uh SMU. Um I've got Virginia beating Wright State.

SPEAKER_01

That's that's your Tennessee, right?

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

I'll pick them for you.

SPEAKER_02

Thanks. That's the only round we're gonna pick them. Um I've got Santa Clara beating Kentucky.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, sorry. Who'd you pick for Virginia and oh definitely Virginia?

SPEAKER_02

Virginia's good. They look really good in the ACC tournament, too. Um, Kentucky is kind of buns this year. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01

Kentucky's the bird team, right? Uh huh. Kentucky's the bird team, right? Like their mascots are birds.

SPEAKER_02

They're the Wildcats.

SPEAKER_01

Never mind them.

SPEAKER_02

Um and they're blue. And they're one of the blue bloods, meaning they're one of the best teams to ever be a part of NCAA basketball. They're just not having a good year this year.

SPEAKER_01

Oh.

SPEAKER_02

Um, so I'm picking Santa Clara. They looked really good in their conference tournament. Um, and then I've got Iowa State.

SPEAKER_01

And then, yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_02

Iowa State's good. And then I've got, I'm just gonna move Iowa State again. I think they're gonna move right along. Um beat Santa Clara. I've got Virginia beating Tennessee as much as it's gonna pain my heart. Um, I think Virginia is just a lot better. There's a lot of people saying Tennessee might make a run um because they're kind of coming in as a succeed and kind of underrated when they look really good on the Ken Palm. They're in the trapezoid of excellence. They've got all everything right, but I just I've watched them this year. I don't I don't see Tennessee doing anything. You watch all their games? A majority, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Michigan. Even though what you you said, oh no, you said you think Georgia could be Michigan.

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Yeah, but I we picked St.

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Louis. I'm picking Mish.

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Michigan. Then I've got Michigan beating Alabama. Same. Although, isn't that supposed to be a really close game? I think it'll be a close game, yeah. And then I've got Iowa State beating Virginia. And then I've got Iowa State advancing to the final four.

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Really?

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Yep.

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Over Michigan?

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Over Michigan. You don't have to pick that. I know I'm thinking Michigan. That's fine. And then I've got uh Arizona.

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I got Michigan going to the final.

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So we're gonna have a follow-up. What do you mean? Michigan and Duke have already played. Because you have Duke in there, right?

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Yeah. Didn't uh who won that one?

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Duke.

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Okay, that's what I thought.

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So I've got Duke winning the national championship. Um, and I've got them winning uh 78. Oh, you picked the score to 73.

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How much did can you pull up how much Duke beat Michigan by last time?

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And that's our bracket.

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That was fire. That was fun.

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Every year, dude.

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I see why you like it. It's so much fun. It seems like it'd be even more fun if you keep up with all of it. Yeah. 63 to 68? Okay, I think it's gonna be 70 to 65.

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Fair enough.

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Yeah. Because it's you know, it's like the uh it's like there's gonna be some stress, and they're just gonna get a few more buckets because they're gonna get tired.

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Right. Yeah. Alright. I messed with that heavy. So you need to take that, lock in, and you need to get a red marker and mark off everything that you do wrong.

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Okay, bet. I'm gonna I'm gonna do that.

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Okay.

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But I can't watch the games though.

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I mean, you can go back every day. Yeah, or I can keep them here and keep up with it. Just write your name on it and I'll keep up with it.

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Bet that'll work out better, I think.

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Okay. Um, I'm already keeping up with Chastin and Charlotte's and Sadie's and Barney's and Sadie did one?

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Yeah. How did hers look? Did you help her?

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No, not at all.

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She just picked. She just I bet she just picked the better seed for every single thing.

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No, she didn't. She had some upset. She just threw in some wild stuff. She low-key, it's I love how crazy it was. But interesting.

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Yeah. Imagine she wins it all. She might.

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You never know. Um, so that was cool. That was kind of what we wanted to do. That was perfect. You want to talk about your tattoo before we get on?

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I mean, how long was the episode? Like 54. 54 is good, I feel like. Okay.

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We'll have you back on. You did get on this one.

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I'll be on couch talk.

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You will be on couch talk. I did good this time though. We did get on this one, yeah. Okay, cool.

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I'll I feel like I did a lot too much.

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Tell me about your we'll we'll talk about your tattoo next time, but tell me about your mission trip. So you're good. When are you leaving?

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Uh leaving Thursday morning at 5 a.m. Where are you going? I'm going to Tennessee because there's like there's people called the Kurdish people. Um, there's some stuff's going on with them right now, but they're having like a whole festival that has to do with like uh like the Muslim faith. Um and it has to do with you know like Ramadan, stuff like that. And it's happening this Saturday at a park in Tennessee. Apparently it's a huge event. But yeah, we're going in there and share the gospel. Sharing the gospel. It's awesome, dude. Appreciate it. We've got it. Hopefully it goes well. We'll just have you back on and you can tell us all about it. A little nervous, but yeah. Thanks. All right, thanks for coming on. Yeah, for sure.