Gamaliel Ratsey: The Theefe of England

In the flickering torchlight of Elizabethan England, one name struck a unique chord of terror and amusement: Gamaliel Ratsey. While others simply robbed, Ratsey performed. Dressed in a grotesque mask and fueled by a wicked wit, he turned the dark roads of the 1600s into his personal stage.

​Join us for the first ever episode of Honourable Mentions, as we peel back the layers of the man behind the myth and his brief, blazing career as England's most wanted fugitive. We explore the life of the highwayman who taught the world that if you’re going to be a villain, you might as well be a star.

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Honourable Mentions. Hello, listener. Yes, you, how are you? Please accept this great big wet kiss of a thank you for tuning in to this, the very first episode of a brand new podcast called Honorable Mentions. Honourable Mentions. In this podcast, myself and my real life brother, we've not made him up for Joby's purposes. He is my real life sibling from the same mother. It's Neil. Hello, Neil.

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Hello, Stephen.

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How are you today, please? Neil M.

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Oh, Tickadee Boone Pooker, thank you. You slag.

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I'm still here, Stefan.

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Yes. Just like Jack and Ori.

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Just like Jack and Ori for our younger listener. So today's.

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I have an open fire and a very big armchair, and I'm happy to sit here and waiting with a cup of cocoa.

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Have you? Are you wearing a ball neck jumper?

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Yep.

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Have you got a labrador on your lap?

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No.

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Where's your labrador?

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In the fire.

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Neil actually does have a labrador, so please don't bring the RSP chair. She is, she's a very lovely Labrador.

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She's a very lovely Labrador.

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She's a very lovely Labrador. So Neil.

SPEAKER_03 2:23

Yes, Stephen.

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For the purposes of this podcast, what it is we're doing, and for the listener, who hopefully by now hasn't already left us.

SPEAKER_02 2:32

Yeah.

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Would you please be able to describe the Lincolnshire village in which you grew up go?

SPEAKER_03 2:43

Yes. The town was called Market Deeping. Uh it is on the boundary of Cambridgeshire and Lincolnshire. There is a river down there called the Welland. It's full of Georgian style houses. It has a marketplace, and there is several towns. Well, there's a town attached to it called Deeping St. James or Jimmy Deeping. There's a West Deeping, and there's lots of other deepings, I'm sure, that I've never heard of. But it's a very, very nice town. Very nice, friendly people.

SPEAKER_04 3:15

Nick, you've heard of.

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Deep in St. Nicholas, that's it.

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I can't think of any other of the deep ins. But yes, I think that was pretty good. Deep in trouble. Ah There is a company called, I think there's loads of little companies around called Deep in this, and there's one called Deep in Soil I've seen about. Little advert, if you do want to sponsor us, please feel free or to send us some soil samples. Save me producing my own in my underpants. Yes, market deep in the only thing I would pick you up on there, Neil, would be, you say, Georgian style houses. Whereas a lot of them actually are Georgian houses.

unknown 3:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 3:49

From the Georgian period. That's what the listener needs to be imagining here.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 3:54

Um so yes. So do you know, as soon as you've uh you are deep in born and bred, do you know anyone called Gamile or Ratsey, please?

SPEAKER_03 4:04

Ratzy, wasn't he someone on Blue Peter?

SPEAKER_04 4:08

No. You're thinking of Bernard Kribbins.

SPEAKER_03 4:11

Oh, damn. Then um in that case, no.

SPEAKER_04 4:14

Or or Shepp.

unknown 4:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:16

What was the other guy's name?

SPEAKER_04 4:17

He used to do Kickstart, someone Pervert.

SPEAKER_03 4:21

Peter Dunlop or something, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_04 4:23

Peter Purvis. Purvis.

SPEAKER_03 4:25

That's it.

SPEAKER_04 4:26

Yes. Anyway, it's none of those people. Gamile Ratzi was born sometime in the late 1500s. So probably just before four o'clock. Yeah. In the Lincolnshire Fendland Village of Market Deep, which we've already discussed. And you've painted a lovely picture for our listener to be able to close their eyes and imagine just what we're talking about. So old Gamel was one of several children born to Richard Ratzi, who was described as a nobleman and a well-to-do gentleman.

SPEAKER_03 4:58

Was he paparazzi? He'd have been paparazzi, wouldn't he? He would have been the paparazzi. Was he a journalist?

SPEAKER_04 5:05

That's why we keep him around, listener.

SPEAKER_03 5:07

So that's he a journalist?

SPEAKER_04 5:10

Those little quips. Well now I've already said he was a nobleman and well-to-do gentleman.

SPEAKER_03 5:14

Well he wouldn't be a journalist, then would he?

SPEAKER_04 5:16

He wouldn't be a journalist, would he?

SPEAKER_03 5:17

No, he'd be scammed, he'd be slag and have a pencil beyond his ear.

SPEAKER_04 5:20

Unfortunately, we have no record of Gamaleo's mother's name, despite her part in his story, which we are going to now unfurl. Hmm.

SPEAKER_03 5:30

I like that.

SPEAKER_04 5:31

All the young Ratzes received a good education, and Gamileel was recorded as being an excellent scholar. So he's a very good boy.

SPEAKER_03 5:40

He couldn't have gone deep in comprehensive then, could he?

SPEAKER_04 5:42

I don't think he would have gone to deep in com at that time and come out an excellent scholar. He'd have probably come out with a what do they call him these days?

SPEAKER_03 5:51

Prison sentence.

SPEAKER_04 5:54

Yeah. I think he'd probably come out with a prison sentence.

SPEAKER_03 5:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:58

Anyways, there was Gamanay alright, and he's an excellent scholar, but somewhere during his teenage years he went a bit awry.

SPEAKER_03 6:07

Awry. Awry, that's not a good word, isn't it? That's a good word, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:11

Yeah. He became bored. He became bored of academic life and left market deeping far behind to enlist. Well, I'm about to say, if you stop and take it.

SPEAKER_03 6:21

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 6:21

To enlist in the Earl of Essex's is is his regiment.

SPEAKER_03 6:26

Is that how you say it?

SPEAKER_04 6:28

That's that's it was pronounced. Or the regiment of the Earl of Essex is probably the easier way of saying it.

SPEAKER_03 6:32

Yeah, it would have been, wouldn't it?

SPEAKER_04 6:33

It would have been. I should have probably gone for that.

SPEAKER_03 6:35

Yeah. Never mind.

SPEAKER_04 6:36

This was most probably We live and learn. We we do live and learn. This is the first episode, listener, so if you're still there, thank you. It was most probably a deliberate choice from Gamelale because the regiment of the Earl of Essex, see what I did there, I turned it, didn't I? So I could pronounce it easy.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 6:53

I'm getting more professional as I talk. It's probably a deliberate choice, so you can see immediate action in Ireland.

SPEAKER_03 7:01

Ooh, that sounds exciting.

SPEAKER_04 7:03

You heard of Ireland?

SPEAKER_03 7:04

Yes, I have, yes. I have, yes. There's loads of them.

SPEAKER_04 7:07

No, that's an island.

SPEAKER_03 7:09

That's Falkland Island.

SPEAKER_04 7:10

Yeah, that's Ireland I-S-L-A-N-D.

SPEAKER_03 7:14

Yeah.

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Island in the sun. This is Ireland as in era, as in the country over the way there to our west.

SPEAKER_03 7:24

To the west of the side. Oh, I know what you mean now, yes. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah, I've got it, yeah. I've got confused.

SPEAKER_04 7:29

So that's where he's gone, right? And he's got he's gone there because King Henry VIII. Do you remember Henry VIII?

SPEAKER_03 7:35

I do, yeah, big fat ginger man.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

Big fat ginger man. He established the Kingdom of Ireland in 1542 as an English dependency. So he's gone. Well he's gone over there and said, Well, you can't have that anymore, that's mine now. Put that put that down, please, put it down. That now belongs to me.

SPEAKER_02 7:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:55

So that's where we are, yeah. Because we are the good boys of history. We've often done that sort of thing. And we go around and we scatter the place with rose petals and pound coins.

SPEAKER_03 8:06

Yeah, and we didn't steal anything and keep it.

SPEAKER_04 8:08

No, we never do that sort of thing.

SPEAKER_03 8:10

No, we don't have museums for those sort of things, do we?

SPEAKER_04 8:13

In fact, it was so nice and pleasant, various clans accepted English sovereignty.

SPEAKER_02 8:19

Did they?

SPEAKER_04 8:20

Widespread resentment soon developed amongst the Gaelic nobility by the fifteen nineties. This was due to the execution of Gaelic chieftains, pillaging by English sheriffs, and the general persecution of your Catholics.

SPEAKER_03 8:34

Right. Yeah, I've got to understand that.

SPEAKER_04 8:37

If you're going to piss off the Irish, I think we've got the act trick there, haven't we?

SPEAKER_03 8:40

Yes, definitely.

SPEAKER_04 8:41

In fifteen ninety-four, two Irish chieftains, Joe, do you know any Irish chieftains from fifteen ninety-four?

SPEAKER_03 8:49

Not from fifteen ninety-four, no.

SPEAKER_04 8:51

Oh, so you wouldn't be familiar with Hugh O'Neill and Hugh Roe O'Donnell?

SPEAKER_03 8:57

Uh no.

SPEAKER_04 8:58

No. Well, this is who we're talking about.

SPEAKER_03 9:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 9:00

They they waged a war against the English, supported. Can you get this? Listen to this.

SPEAKER_03 9:07

Well, I'm listening.

SPEAKER_04 9:08

Supported by their Spanish allies.

SPEAKER_03 9:12

Yeah, filthy peaks. What's it gonna do with them? Well say we're gonna stick in the nose in.

SPEAKER_04 9:18

I know, it might be Catholics and everything, but keep out of it, son.

SPEAKER_03 9:22

Yeah, filthy peaks, as they say, that's Spanish, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 9:24

Was that Spanish? Yeah, fluent.

SPEAKER_03 9:26

Yeah, they're fluent in most languages, you'll find out.

SPEAKER_04 9:29

Oh, that's very good. At the height of this conflict, there were 18,000 English troops on Irish soil. 18,000.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

That's like Peterborough United ground.

SPEAKER_04 9:44

Yeah, probably more than you probably have people standing outside.

unknown 9:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:48

That'll be a first, wouldn't it? Unless they're protesting. How many people, right? So there's 18,000 English troops on Irish soil. We've covered this if you were paying attention. How many people do you think the war, this war, which it is we're talking, how many people were left dead? That's dead. That's not breathing. That's shuffled out. Killed in action is probably the word I'm looking for. Or the words. Killed in action. The three words I'm looking for.

SPEAKER_03 10:16

I would have said there would be quite barbaric times because they wouldn't have had like um heat seeker missiles and stuff back then, would they? So I'm gonna go with 30.

SPEAKER_04 10:26

30 people.

unknown 10:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:27

You might want to up that a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 10:29

Alright, 31. Um 25,000.

SPEAKER_04 10:35

Thank you for joining us, listener. This is now going to be the rest of the episode where Neil just shouts out random numbers. Do you want to up that a little bit, Neil?

SPEAKER_03 10:43

No, not really. Carry on.

SPEAKER_04 10:44

The war, even though they didn't have these totally non-barbaric ballistic missiles, according to your little worldview. The war left over 130,000 people dead.

SPEAKER_03 10:56

There's only 18,000 in them.

SPEAKER_04 10:57

There's only 18,000 English troops. But then you you had your Irish on the air.

SPEAKER_03 11:02

I actually didn't say that.

SPEAKER_04 11:04

I said, how many people did the war leave dead?

SPEAKER_03 11:06

Yeah, but you said there's 18,000 troops. I'll just assume there's 18,000.

SPEAKER_04 11:11

English troops.

SPEAKER_03 11:12

I did say 25,000, didn't I? Um yeah. My next guess was going to be 118,000.

SPEAKER_04 11:17

Oh, well, you still wouldn't have got there. But yeah, 130,000. That includes your Spanish, it includes your Irish.

SPEAKER_03 11:23

Well, Spanish, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:24

But do you want the good news?

SPEAKER_03 11:26

Yes, please.

SPEAKER_04 11:27

Battle hardened, but not dead. Gamaleorazzi returned to England in 1603, so just gone four o'clock.

SPEAKER_03 11:36

On four o'clock, so it's a quick war, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_04 11:38

Yeah. But without any means of supporting himself.

SPEAKER_03 11:42

So he must have lost his legs then.

SPEAKER_04 11:44

Probably lost his legs. Because he lost his arms. If he lost his legs and his arms, he's still got to get it back to England.

SPEAKER_03 11:51

Well, yeah. So we've got some other way to support himself. So I don't know how he did it. Must have just jumped into the back of a cart.

SPEAKER_04 11:57

Perhaps he was a clever dick. He's on his way home, right? Oh Gamelale. And the journey took him to the Fenland town of Spalding. Slapding? Spaulding. Slapding. Spaulding.

SPEAKER_03 12:17

Oh. Spaulding.

SPEAKER_04 12:19

Spaulding. Slapding, I know where you're coming from. But yes. Right out in the middle of the flattest bit of the flat pats. Where he he stopped there at an inn to quench his thirst.

SPEAKER_03 12:30

And spending if you'd come back from Ireland, you'd be thirsty.

SPEAKER_04 12:33

Yeah, then he got like seas full of guinness and things. But he yeah, he was thirsty. So he stopped in at this inn in Spaulding to quench his thirst, to slake his thirst. That's a good way of putting it, isn't it? And spend what what little was left of his army pay. And there he began to flirt with a barmaid.

SPEAKER_03 12:53

You filthy pig.

SPEAKER_04 12:54

He didn't hang a pay up, did he?

SPEAKER_03 12:56

He didn't, did he? But then again, if he's been at war for God knows how long, he's it's probably a bit fruity.

SPEAKER_04 13:02

We don't know whether this barmaid was a buxen barmaid. Often they were when we hear of stories of these times.

SPEAKER_03 13:08

Well, you see them, don't you, in them sort of white tops sort of elasticated at the top with the bosoms all pushed up a bit.

SPEAKER_04 13:14

Yes, which of course, as being modern 21st century men, we do not approve of.

SPEAKER_03 13:19

Absolutely not, no.

SPEAKER_04 13:20

No, absolutely not. But she could have been a books and barmaid that he needed his first slate king in more ways than one. After a while, when Gamaleo and this barmaid were talking, whose name we don't have, by the way, I'm not just being dismissive. We do not have the name of this barmaid.

SPEAKER_02 13:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:38

But after a while. Is that your impression of Gamaleo talking to the bar?

SPEAKER_03 13:44

That's the impression of Gamaleo, yeah. That's what they said back then, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_04 13:47

Well, hella I say ding dong. There's a there's a sight for sore eyes. Now pay attention, because after a while a farmer walked in and told the barmaid that he had forty pounds in a bag.

SPEAKER_03 14:04

Right.

SPEAKER_04 14:04

So while he was bragging about the thing, check out my souls. Check out my peas, he said. Yeah. A folding. He had£40 in a bag. So how much is£40 in the year£15 or£1603? How much is£40 in 1603 worth in today's money, if we just translated it?

SPEAKER_03 14:26

£40.£4,000.

SPEAKER_04 14:34

£5,500.

SPEAKER_03 14:37

£5,500 bags? Yeah, that's what they had. It's like winning a lottery.

SPEAKER_04 14:42

So this was at a time when a well-paid tradesman like a brewer, who's somewhere who makes beer, do you aware of that?

SPEAKER_03 14:48

I didn't know that, no, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 14:50

They could expect around ten pounds a year.

SPEAKER_03 14:54

A year. A year. And this guy spent£40.

SPEAKER_04 14:58

For the full twelve months. They could expect ten pounds. And that is one of the highest paid trades of the time, you brewers. So this this guy had four years worth of your higher paid tradesman's salary in a bag.

SPEAKER_02 15:15

In a bag.

SPEAKER_04 15:18

Now the the farmer said he was off to market and he needed to pay this money to a noble gentleman later that day when he had returned. So what do you think he did with that forty pounds in a bag?

SPEAKER_03 15:32

I would have thought he would probably take it with him for securitar.

SPEAKER_04 15:37

No, he asked the barmaid to keep it safe. That's what it's give it to the barmaid, didn't he?

SPEAKER_03 15:42

Oh an idiot.

SPEAKER_04 15:43

She probably might have been booksome enough to put it down where no gentleman should deem to follow. You don't know. Do you think it might have been an asda bag or or something a bit more substantial?

SPEAKER_03 15:54

It was a bit of substantial bag, a bag, but surely you wouldn't think to yourself, Do you know what? I'm gonna leave it behind the bar and the pub. It'll be safe there.

SPEAKER_04 16:01

Well, let me continue our little story. Because when the farmer left, Gamaleo and the barmaid got back to their flirting.

SPEAKER_02 16:11

Hello.

SPEAKER_04 16:12

The second her back was turned, what do you think he did?

SPEAKER_03 16:19

Looked her ass.

SPEAKER_04 16:20

No.

SPEAKER_03 16:21

Well, yes, yes. But what do you think he did now? What did he do? Help himself to a drink.

SPEAKER_04 16:29

No, he snatched up the heavy bag of coins and made a hasty exit.

SPEAKER_03 16:33

As you would.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

As you've would, Gamala's out on his timers, mate, who's had that.

SPEAKER_03 16:37

Yeah. I'm having that sunshine.

SPEAKER_04 16:39

You've seen that bag of sandwiches.

SPEAKER_03 16:40

It wasn't trace, but they didn't have C T V back then either, did they? So they've been in the clear.

SPEAKER_04 16:45

No, all your die packs on your notes. Arriving back home in Market Deep In, which is where we we're from.

SPEAKER_03 16:52

We're originally from, yes.

SPEAKER_04 16:53

Me and my brother Neil, he's still there.

SPEAKER_03 16:55

Yeah, I'm still here, thank you. Bonjour. That's French. Told you.

SPEAKER_04 16:58

You've got all the languages. Hello, Neil.

SPEAKER_03 17:02

Yep, Steve.

SPEAKER_04 17:03

There you go, you know, Yorkshire. The farmer and the barmaid gave Gamaleo's description to a local judge and a warrant was drawn up for his arrest because the farmer's come back and said, Love, can I have my bag now? So I've got to pay that jab in the corner over there. What do you mean it's been half inched? He said. And I should imagine there was quite a bit of sweat going on.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

But anyway, they got the you'd pat her down there, wouldn't you, to make sure she hadn't got it. Be a good excuse.

SPEAKER_04 17:33

That is actually a very good point, because I thought she was playing an elaborate double bluff.

SPEAKER_03 17:37

Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 17:37

But the police well, it wasn't the police then, because the police force wasn't the thing, was it? So it would have the judge and a warrant was drawn up for his arrest. But Gamaleo was apprehended by a constable.

SPEAKER_03 17:50

In a judicial constable. That's a good word for you.

SPEAKER_04 17:52

Yeah, there's a big big word now. So Gamaleo, what he'd done, he'd taken that bag of money and he'd buried it in the family orchard.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 18:04

We've already said that they're a noble family.

SPEAKER_03 18:07

Yeah, so they have apples. They had an orchard, assuming they're apple trees.

SPEAKER_04 18:11

What do you mean they're assuming apple trees? What else do you have in an orchard?

SPEAKER_03 18:14

Pears.

SPEAKER_04 18:16

I suppose you could have pears. Is that a pear orchard? I suppose it is, yes. Alright. Back down, calm down. So yeah. So he buried the bag, and now he's been apprehended by a constable, and Jamal denied it all, didn't he?

SPEAKER_02 18:30

Yeah. Yeah, so he would do, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:32

So what you want about it?

SPEAKER_02 18:33

Well me, Gov.

SPEAKER_04 18:33

What do you want about son? Well me, I've been here all the time tending to my apple pears.

unknown 18:38

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 18:39

But anyway, he was thrown into jail. That's not very nice.

SPEAKER_03 18:42

You should put him in there, anyway, these days you have to put him in, don't you?

SPEAKER_04 18:45

Yeah, in those days they threw him in.

SPEAKER_03 18:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:48

With a big you know, like a trebuchet is what a trebuchet is? That's one of those things where you've got something you get from a coffee shop, isn't it? You're thinking of a flat white.

SPEAKER_03 18:57

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 18:58

These these trebuchets are on wheels, and you wheel them along, and think of like a big super like a catapult thing. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

Yes. I've seen one of them in action.

SPEAKER_04 19:09

So he was thrown into jail, we say jail, but it is more like a single person lock-up.

SPEAKER_03 19:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:17

Yeah, it is doing his porridge. You could barely stand up in there in this single person lock up, but what it was he was thrown into. There he was ordered to await his trial, of course. Now, here's a little factual fact for you. Back then, in the year 1603, the imprisoned personnel had to pay for their own food and lodgings.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 19:41

So not only were you thrown in at his Majesty's or Her Majesty's pleasure, as it would have been at the time, but you had to pay for it and all, cough ups and that's a bit um how'd you do that?

SPEAKER_03 19:52

Well I suppose because people were getting arrested just to stay in there because they're poor. And they didn't have a roof over their heads, so they probably thought I'd gonna punch a copow. Or you know, or or or Rob some crisps from the shop or get put away for for the night. So that's why they well they're made in charge and because a lot of people would be doing that, wouldn't they, Stephen?

SPEAKER_04 20:12

Well how does that work? Because if you're poor and you're not gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_03 20:21

Because otherwise there'd be lots of people who didn't have anything that would do things criminally to be arrested, so they'd get put away in prison and have food and drink, etcetera, etc. So they probably thought, no, do you know what? I'm gonna stamp on this now, people. You're gonna have to pay for your food and drink if you go into pris. There you go.

SPEAKER_04 20:41

Right, okay. What if, right? So we've got old Gammanel and he's skint. We know he's skint because he spent all his last he spent all his last pennies on his beer and his books on Barmaid Friend, and in the Nicto money, what it is, he's buried. So my question was gonna be, what do they do in that instance? Do they Right, that's twenty bags you owe us, mate. Sorry, I haven't got any money at all. Oh well in that case, what are you doing here? Out you go, son. You can't stay here. Out you go, hanging about here awaiting your trial or fancy. You can't afford it. Get out.

SPEAKER_03 21:18

That's true. Yeah. Uh it's true, yeah. So it backfired them, didn't it?

SPEAKER_04 21:23

So we don't know what happened. I don't really see the point in that. What Gamalao did, of course, as you would do, he went to his mum, didn't he? He sent for his mum. Mum? That's what everyone does. So when his mum came to visit, Gamalao confessed and told her that he'd buried the money in their orchard and asked her to bring some. Now, as we've seen, the Ratzes were a family of social standing. And now they're aware that there's a load of hooky bags in their orchard buried under the ground full of money.

SPEAKER_02 21:56

What do you do?

SPEAKER_04 21:58

What do they do? So guess what they did?

SPEAKER_03 22:01

I'd say they spent it.

SPEAKER_04 22:03

No. Mrs. Ratzi told paparazzi, who went running straight to the authorities.

SPEAKER_03 22:10

Well, there you go, that's a paparazzi for you, isn't it? What a pillock.

SPEAKER_04 22:14

He grassed him up, he did. What a rat. Ah, Mrs. R, she told her husband he went to the whoever it was, and they dug up the coins. So Gaman at this point knew that he was done for. He realized he was stuck inside this tiny little brick-built cell with no apparent way out.

SPEAKER_03 22:35

Trying, probably because his parents let him down.

SPEAKER_04 22:37

A listener might not know Market Deeping, the Deepings, as well as we do. And you referred earlier, Neil, did you not, to Deep St. James, Erswile named Jimmy Deeping.

SPEAKER_03 22:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:50

Now in Jimmy Deeping, there is a landmark, is there not?

SPEAKER_03 22:55

Yes, there is at the cross.

SPEAKER_04 22:56

Jimmy Deeping Cross. And what was within that Jimmy Deeping Cross, Neil? Please thank you.

SPEAKER_03 23:02

There's a little building, Stephen. I believed it was a little prison, am I right?

SPEAKER_04 23:05

It was, it was. It was a little prison. You are right.

SPEAKER_03 23:07

Who's Gamoleo in there?

SPEAKER_04 23:09

Well, we don't know. I don't know. I don't think that's old enough. But I but that's the kind of thing. So it's a a little tiny lock-up in the middle of the village that only one man will be able to fit in.

SPEAKER_03 23:21

And there is people all passed and spit in it and go criminal scum.

SPEAKER_04 23:25

Probably. Take a little big walk through the bars or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 23:29

Yeah, yeah. Smell that, you pig. No. So you can call them an idiot because they can't come out and get you.

SPEAKER_04 23:37

Well, you say that. That's a very good point here, but you say that because there he was thinking I'm done for in this tiny little cell that has has no apparent way out. But he did. He escaped he did.

SPEAKER_03 23:51

Did he?

SPEAKER_04 23:52

He escaped.

SPEAKER_03 23:54

Good man. Well not good man, but well done.

SPEAKER_04 23:57

So here's an interesting another interesting little fact. I'm full of them, aren't I?

SPEAKER_03 24:01

You are, yeah, full of something.

SPEAKER_04 24:03

Here's another interesting little fact, right? Gamile Arazi, do you remember him?

SPEAKER_03 24:09

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 24:10

He was the first ever person to be the subject of a true crime genre.

SPEAKER_03 24:19

Oh. Does that mean like an inspector morse thing?

SPEAKER_04 24:23

No, because they were made-up stories. Well that means yes. Sorry, sorry. I should have broken that a lot more, lot more stories. You can stop writing to the Home Secretary there. Yes, they they were just made-up stories. As was your your Poirot and your Staskina.

SPEAKER_03 24:39

Oh stop it. No, Starskina, Steve. Come on. That was real.

SPEAKER_04 24:44

But your real crime stories, like your Jack the Rippers and your Cray twins, and those sort of people, he was the first ever person to be the subject of such a true crime genre. Or however pamphlet, I probably wouldn't get a phone. And the reason I'm telling you this at this point is because the pamphlet, or we're gonna call it a pamphlet, let's go for pamphlets.

SPEAKER_03 25:06

Let's go for pamphlets.

SPEAKER_04 25:07

The pamphlet written about his exploits, the life and death of Gamileo Ratzi, a famous thief of England, licensed for the press to John Trundle on the 2nd of May 1605. And in this this retelling of Gamileo Ratzi's life story, it says of his incarceration in this tiny little brick built cell with no apparent way out that he escaped out of the very narrow passage in his shirt. I beg your pardon? He escaped out of a very narrow passage in his shirt.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

A very narrow passage in his shirt. Probably the sleeve. Well it's gotta be in it, I mean, how did you hide from a sleeve? I've I'd I'll have to check my shirt. I don't think you've got a narrow passage. Well, I have, but I'm not in my shirts.

SPEAKER_04 26:03

Well, if anyone is listening to this from HMP Dartmouth.

SPEAKER_03 26:07

Or check everyone's shirts here.

SPEAKER_04 26:08

Yeah, hide look at your shirts. They're right to wear t-shirts now though, don't they?

SPEAKER_03 26:14

They're probably caught up. That's why.

SPEAKER_04 26:16

They've caught it.

SPEAKER_03 26:17

Too many people escaping out of a spirit.

SPEAKER_04 26:19

Too many people just putting on their shirt in the mornings, right? There's Fletcher. Fletcher's off on his own, mate. He's he's done a runner.

SPEAKER_03 26:25

He's done one on his toes, he's gone through his shirt.

SPEAKER_04 26:28

All we've found is his shirt. Yes. So after escaping the narrow passage in his shirt, Gamana stole a horse. Which at the time was like death sentence if you stole a horse.

SPEAKER_03 26:42

But then he's got nothing to lose, has he? Because he's got nothing over home to go back to now, has he? Because his mum and dad let him over. So he's probably thinking, well, I've sold it, I'm gonna leave it up now. Might as well go for it.

SPEAKER_04 26:51

He's a free spirit, he's dipping his gravy.

SPEAKER_03 26:53

Yes, do it. Let's do what I wanted to do.

SPEAKER_04 26:55

Dipping his gravy, isn't he?

SPEAKER_03 26:57

Yes. Dipping his bread in gravy.

SPEAKER_04 27:00

Dipping his bread in gravy. So he stole a horse and made his way to I was quite liking him. He stole a horse and he made his way to Northamptonshire.

SPEAKER_03 27:11

What idiot? What for? He's probably thought I'm at the I might be at lowest point. I might as well go live.

SPEAKER_04 27:17

I might as well live in that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:20

What the hell did he go to Northampton for?

SPEAKER_04 27:22

This is where he fell in with a couple of near do wells. A criminal called George Snell. Not Snail, as in what's that?

SPEAKER_03 27:32

Yeah, George Stink.

SPEAKER_04 27:34

But Snell, as in N4F N.

SPEAKER_03 27:37

Neil.

SPEAKER_04 27:37

Enfor Neil. Hello for Neil. Enfan Neil. So yes, so he met his fella, a queer criminal called George Snell, and a childhood friend from Market Deeping. And his childhood friend was called Henry Short Hose.

SPEAKER_03 27:55

Henry Short Hose. You'd change that, wouldn't you? You would change it, yeah. Yeah. Because you'd literally call him Tiny Peanut, sort of villain. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:03

Yeah. So what's your name? Oxlong. First name Mike. And Mike Oxlong. Sorry, I think you look very much like Henry Shorthoes. No.

SPEAKER_03 28:16

No, nothing to do with that. We talk about short hose. Have a look. You look at this blood thing. Which it was 12 inches. So this bloody great thing.

SPEAKER_04 28:25

So there they were, the three of them. There was George Snell, there was Gamileo Razzi, and there was Henry Shorthoes. All in Tiny Willy. All in your Northamptons.

SPEAKER_02 28:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:38

What they're doing there. There's three of them. What would you do if you were there, right? Put yourself in that position. You've just stolen a horse, you've escaped from prison. Um you've you've nicked some money that you're waiting to go on trial for, you've met a career criminal, you've met a friend from your childhood. What are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_03 28:58

Talk about old times. Okay, Northampton for a start.

SPEAKER_04 29:02

Well, I think most people would, wouldn't they?

SPEAKER_03 29:04

Yeah, first thing you do, wouldn't it? Straight on the bloody straight on the M1 down the out of the way. Stop at Bellum off the U.S. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:11

Uber.

SPEAKER_03 29:15

And then I'd probably go on the Rob.

SPEAKER_04 29:17

Would you?

SPEAKER_03 29:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:20

When you go to do the Rob.

SPEAKER_03 29:22

I'll go somewhere more um affluent.

SPEAKER_04 29:24

Effluent? More effluent than Northampton.

SPEAKER_03 29:27

Yeah, somewhere no and affluent, not effluent. I was gonna say. Somewhere with a bit more money, a bit more t'ved.

SPEAKER_04 29:33

I think it'd be hard to meet it.

SPEAKER_03 29:35

Somewhere like your your London's or your Chelsea's and Birmingham or something like that. But yeah, I'll just get out I'll get out of Dodge.

SPEAKER_04 29:43

You could go to Slough or somewhere. It'd be better than Northampton, surely. So that's not that's not too Boston. Boston Lincolnshire or Boston, Massachusetts?

SPEAKER_03 29:53

Lying Combshire.

SPEAKER_04 29:54

Oh Boston Lincolnshire, yeah. Anywhere anywhere it does, basically, wouldn't it?

SPEAKER_03 29:58

Yeah, yeah. Someone's toilet.

SPEAKER_04 30:00

Just get me out of this place. Like that film Rainspotted the toilet in there. I'd just go and curl up in that. This bound would be much better, isn't it? Do you know what I'd have done?

SPEAKER_03 30:10

Go on.

SPEAKER_04 30:11

There's me and my two mates, I'd have formed a BG's Tribute Act.

SPEAKER_03 30:14

Would you?

SPEAKER_04 30:15

That's my guess.

SPEAKER_03 30:16

But the BGs went around then.

SPEAKER_04 30:19

Yeah, a bit of forward thinking.

SPEAKER_03 30:21

Uh yeah, yeah, of course. That's a good idea. Some sort of dance troupe.

SPEAKER_04 30:25

You've got on going on the rob, I've got on forming a BG's Tribute Act.

SPEAKER_03 30:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:30

That's how it looked. Should we continue the story and find out what happened?

SPEAKER_03 30:33

Well, that would be good, yeah, because you know, people want to have the tea or look get on with life.

SPEAKER_04 30:38

One day, the gang stopped an old couple somewhere between Cambridge and Huntingdon and called them to stand and deliver. Oh, you're bloody right. They got on the rub. Yes. So they became highwaymen and achieved quick notoriety. Bloody hell. I thought I was on it then. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 30:56

Never mind. Now maybe next time, Stephen.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

Maybe next time. They could have had a bit of night fever, couldn't they? We don't know. But one day the gang stopped an old couple somewhere between Cambridge and Huntington, so they got out of Northampton.

SPEAKER_03 31:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:10

Credit for that.

SPEAKER_03 31:11

He said, give us your money. Never, sir.

SPEAKER_04 31:14

Never. They couldn't stand and deliver. And I think really your little reenaction there, Neil, rather dramatic as it was, was pretty much on the money. Because the old man said they had nothing but one shilling.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 31:29

And they're on their way to the fair to sell their possessions, which were upon the cart, to purchase a cow. Now, Gavinale.

SPEAKER_03 31:39

Do people live in cows? They do in Isle of Wight. What would you what are you gonna do with the cow?

SPEAKER_04 31:44

Tell the time with it. Tell the time with it.

SPEAKER_03 31:50

Tell the time with a cow.

SPEAKER_04 31:52

Put it in your field. Sun goes around. You've got a shadow of where the shadow is of the cow. Got your time. You've got to think these things through, mate.

SPEAKER_03 32:10

Well, how do you know where the first part point of time is?

SPEAKER_04 32:12

I don't know, but it's not utterly ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 32:19

Oh dear. Oh dear. I'm sorry, listener. Sorry. Really sorry about this.

SPEAKER_04 32:28

So Gamanael, is he gonna go for this? Is he gonna think, yeah, one shilling, yeah, right, mate.

SPEAKER_03 32:33

Yeah, show us show us your loot. Come on, empty your pockets.

SPEAKER_04 32:36

Enter your pockets. Which they did. And they weren't putting his chain, were they? It was right, they did only have one shilling. So do you know what Gamala did?

SPEAKER_03 32:48

Went and stole a cow for him.

SPEAKER_04 32:50

No, that probably would have made sense. But he didn't. Once he saw that they were being truthful, in a reverse robbery, he kind of invented the reverse robbery. I don't know, is that such a thing? Gamala gave the old man and woman forty shillings from his own money.

SPEAKER_03 33:05

Well, it's a bit like Robin Hood type thing.

SPEAKER_04 33:07

It is a bit like a Robin Hood type thing. Buy yourself a herd of cows.

SPEAKER_03 33:11

Yeah. Buy several cows. Open up a branch of burger chain or something.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Of course I've heard of cows, the plot said. Yes. Go and open up a costa or something like that, and you can use your own milk.

SPEAKER_03 33:23

There you go.

SPEAKER_04 33:24

They would have had um cow milk then, rather than anything else. They wouldn't have had Did cows produce milk back then? Yeah. But you wouldn't have got it out of your almonds or your oats.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

Or soy or whatever it is, I don't think soy was back then.

SPEAKER_04 33:37

Would they be like, well, that's that filth it came from it definitely came from cows and far other farmyard animals. I don't think you had duck's milk, but other farmyard animals.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

I've had chicken milk before, that's quite nice.

SPEAKER_04 33:47

Chicken milk?

SPEAKER_03 33:48

Yeah, you've heard of that.

SPEAKER_04 33:50

No.

SPEAKER_03 33:51

You get it in China, they do chicken lip soup as well, it's really nice.

SPEAKER_04 33:54

Do they?

SPEAKER_02 33:55

Hmm.

SPEAKER_04 33:56

I don't.

SPEAKER_03 33:57

It's after when you go to Chinese next time, ask for some chicken lip soup. It's really nice.

SPEAKER_04 34:00

Old Gamala is on the road. So he's done his robbery. He's given this man his money back plus.

SPEAKER_03 34:07

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:07

So he can go and buy his whole herd of cows.

SPEAKER_03 34:09

So his conscience is clear.

SPEAKER_04 34:11

He can set first McDonald's, he can do whatever he wants to do with this. Yeah. He's a he's winning favour with people as well as robbing other people.

SPEAKER_03 34:18

Feeling good in himself.

SPEAKER_04 34:19

How are you feeling at this moment, Neil? You sat down.

SPEAKER_03 34:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 34:23

Right. Have you got a good firm hold of your ribs?

SPEAKER_03 34:27

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 34:27

Because they might explode all over the place in a minute. Because another time, right? Gamaleel, Snell, and Oxwapper were out on the road and they robbed two wool merchants. And these merchants are people that sold wool. I mean wool merchants, that was their main trade. And wool in those days was highly valuable and highly prized commodity.

SPEAKER_03 34:56

So they would have they would have been just taking some off a sheep and sofa then would have been worth quite a lot of money.

SPEAKER_04 35:03

Well, you ought to process it and things, I suppose, haven't you? So these wool merchants were robbed by the Bee Gees.

SPEAKER_02 35:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:12

And by the roadside, just for a bit of a laugh, a bit of kicks, you know, bit of They did a dance routine. They didn't do a dance routine. Gun and Ale threw his sword, and I don't mean a pen and paper and drew a picture of it. I mean he drew it from its scabbard.

SPEAKER_03 35:28

Pulled it of its sheath.

SPEAKER_04 35:29

Pulled it from its sheath.

SPEAKER_03 35:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:31

And he dubbed the two wool merchants, Sir Walter Woolsack and Sir Samuel Sheepskin. What a lad.

SPEAKER_03 35:44

Well, that is comedy, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04 35:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:47

That is comedy.

SPEAKER_04 35:48

That's positive film in those days.

SPEAKER_03 35:50

Really, really struggling to laugh.

SPEAKER_04 35:53

And to be honest, I found that funnier than anything Michael McIntyre's ever done. But even so, what a what a lad. And on top of that, he robbed them of forty of your pounds. Which we already know is about 5,500 twig. Yeah. So he's he's doing alright. He also took to wearing a mask described as having hideously repulsive features. Rather like that one you're wearing.

SPEAKER_03 36:16

Yeah, this mine's a mask.

unknown 36:18

Is it?

SPEAKER_03 36:19

I can take mine off. Come on in. I don't want to.

SPEAKER_04 36:23

Yeah, exactly. Thanks to a scholar called Gabriel Harvey, young Ratzy became known as Gamanale Hobgoblin. And was definitely the celebrity of this trio of highwaymen.

SPEAKER_03 36:36

Oh, he was the front man.

SPEAKER_04 36:37

He was the front man, he was Barry Gibb. So there was old Gamanael hobgoblin, as he is being referred to now. Sunday, Ratzy or Hobgoblin, Snell, who's your career criminal, and Short Hose, who's Mike. Mike, Oxlong.

SPEAKER_03 36:55

Oxlwapper, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:56

As he's going by now. Learnt about a gentleman who lived near the town of Bedford who'd recently come into possession of 100 of your standard pounds.

SPEAKER_03 37:07

Yeah. Why would you do that? Make it all sticky.

SPEAKER_04 37:11

I said come into possession of.

SPEAKER_03 37:13

Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_04 37:14

Isn't come into£100. Now it'd be okay because you'd be able to wipe it clean, allegedly. It's pro it's probably a treasonable offence. So we know£100 is a sizable sum, don't we?

SPEAKER_03 37:28

We know that because I would say it's about fifth about£25. If£40,500. Yeah, I'm about right, Steve.

SPEAKER_04 37:36

It's£11,000. I reckon it's about 15 grand or somewhere around.

SPEAKER_03 37:40

No, I'm one closer. It's not worth it out, though. A lot of money.

SPEAKER_04 37:46

It's around the income of a wealthy country gent at the time. So the three decided, of course.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

I want that.

SPEAKER_04 37:55

We want that. And we'd go and rob the gentleman's house. So what would you do to rob a house that you know has got a hundred inside it that you want?

SPEAKER_03 38:04

I'd um break in and take it.

SPEAKER_04 38:07

I'd knock on the door and say you were travelling Bee Gees tribute at and uh would they like a performance of staying alive, get your way into the house that way. But they did neither of these things.

SPEAKER_03 38:17

Right.

SPEAKER_04 38:18

What they did, they staked out the house. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:25

Stop them coming out.

SPEAKER_04 38:26

Yeah, with some cuts of beef hanging off them. So there they were. You better now?

SPEAKER_03 38:32

Yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 38:33

Good. There they were hidden away.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

I lied.

SPEAKER_04 38:38

There they were hidden away, biding their time. And then all of a sudden, the gentleman of the house, his brother, came bursting through the gates upon a horse riding out with this money in a bag. They like their bags. In a bag. They liked their bags, didn't they?

SPEAKER_03 38:56

Yeah, it is. Well, it's a good way of carrying things.

SPEAKER_04 39:00

Yeah. It it remains so.

SPEAKER_03 39:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:03

They've not really improved upon the bag. Anyway, the gang the gang gave chase, right? They dropped their guitars and and whatever, and gave chase and knocked the man off his horse.

SPEAKER_03 39:15

Right.

SPEAKER_04 39:16

But this brother hadn't rode out with the money without reason. He'd been sent out there because he was a bit of an ardener.

SPEAKER_03 39:23

Bit of a fighter.

SPEAKER_04 39:24

A bit of a fighter. He was a little bit weird, a little bit worried. He could swing his fists, this fellow.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

A Levate tattooed his hands.

SPEAKER_04 39:32

He did. I didn't know that. That was the next bit I was going to read out. Imagine he looked a bit like Vinny Jones. So the gang knocked him off his horse, and this this brother leapt up immediately and drew his sword again. And again, not not with the person. No drew it drawing it out of his scabard as we were.

SPEAKER_03 39:52

Whipped it out of his leather slot.

SPEAKER_04 39:54

Yes. He whipped it out and waggled it around in front of them.

unknown 39:59

And he

SPEAKER_04 40:00

Again, sparring with Gamile, then he injured him badly. George Snell came running up and grabbed the man from behind, but he would wouldn't he, George Snell. He's a career criminal. It was lucky that Henry Shorthoes hadn't grabbed him from behind. Who knows what could have happened? But Henry Shorthoes then come windbeeling his way into it, didn't he?

SPEAKER_03 40:18

Yeah. Do you want some? Do you want some? George some, mate. George some.

SPEAKER_04 40:21

Yeah, that's it. He's getting involved with the rook. He joined the fight. And now this man starts to take a bit of a beating. And the gentleman's brother gave up the money.

SPEAKER_03 40:31

Was his name Ronnie Pickering?

SPEAKER_04 40:34

Gentleman's brother, yeah. So the three friends now with their their long wigs and beards and guitars and false teeth all cast to one side, they've given up the BG's thing.

SPEAKER_03 40:48

Yeah. Because they would do when they got all that money.

SPEAKER_04 40:50

They've got all that money now. So they made off and parted ways and agreed to rendezvous in Subboke, which is in London, a few weeks later. There they would divide this booty between themselves.

SPEAKER_03 41:06

So who took the money, please?

SPEAKER_04 41:08

Well, that's a very good question, I'd think, as well. Because what would you do? You've got three criminals there.

SPEAKER_03 41:17

And then arrange to meet up so then they can just talk about it.

SPEAKER_04 41:20

Yeah, but why would you meet up if you've already got it in threes?

SPEAKER_03 41:23

Well, exactly. It's one that just split it in three. They're not going to have the the law with the the lights flashing and going on the back of a horse. Woo! Come here, you fiends. And have time to count it out, surely. Anyway, that's what I'd do.

SPEAKER_04 41:39

Yeah, they they want to lay low, wouldn't they? Where do they go to count out this money? And do they trust the others? Well, they're counting it out. What if she were counting out the money, then old Snell, being a career criminal, decided to whip out his pistol and you did.

SPEAKER_03 41:53

It's their decision, it's their money to do what they like with it.

SPEAKER_04 41:56

So there they were, right? They hadn't met up in Southwark yet, but they were down in London, ready to meet up. And speaking of George Snell, he was only caught trying to nick a horse in Duck Lane.

SPEAKER_03 42:06

Oh, yeah, Duck Lane, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 42:07

We've already said, didn't we, like, that stealing a horse is punishable by hanging. It's a deadly offence.

SPEAKER_03 42:12

Yes, deadly offence.

SPEAKER_04 42:14

Deadly offence. He was in right bother with George Snell. So when he was taken before a judge, Snell pleaded for mercy. He said he was just trying to change the registration plates on it. And said he could give the authorities an even greater prize if they let him off.

SPEAKER_03 42:31

You dirty pig.

SPEAKER_04 42:32

And guess who this greater prize was?

SPEAKER_03 42:36

It was the BG's clothes.

SPEAKER_04 42:39

No, it was Gamale Hobgoblin. What? The most notorious highway man in England of the day.

SPEAKER_03 42:48

What?

SPEAKER_04 42:49

Yeah, his mate Snell had grasped him again. So he's offering to give him up.

SPEAKER_03 42:55

And I tell you what, if you were a if you were when them police comes to be jobby judgy people, you'd have a semi on, wouldn't you, with this sort of news?

SPEAKER_04 43:01

Well, what Snell did, he gave him anyway and gave him the address where they could find Gamaleo Hobgoblin. So he too was arrested and taken to Newgate jail.

SPEAKER_03 43:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:12

Newgate was notorious, wasn't it, at the time. It's on the site of what is now the old Bailey.

SPEAKER_03 43:18

Yeah, it's it's better because it was they they changed the gate, didn't they? Because other people were getting through it beforehand.

SPEAKER_04 43:23

Were they?

SPEAKER_03 43:24

Yeah, so that's why they still called it Newgate because they changed the gate from the old one, because the old one was wearing out a bit. Bit of history for you there, Stephen.

SPEAKER_04 43:31

There is an old gate in London.

SPEAKER_03 43:34

Yeah, that's it. They've moved it.

SPEAKER_04 43:36

Alright. Okay, well, thank you, Neil. Thanks for that.

SPEAKER_03 43:38

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_04 43:39

I feel a better person. If you were paying attention, you've got Gamadale Hobgoblin, Gamadale Ratzi, in the run. He's in the nick, isn't he?

SPEAKER_03 43:48

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:49

You've got Snell doing some services.

SPEAKER_03 43:52

They've only got my coxwalper now.

SPEAKER_04 43:54

Exactly. He's still out there, ain't he? Oh, Henry Short Hose was still at liberty. So what do you reckon Henry Short Hose did?

SPEAKER_03 44:02

I would have said he'd have found the money and then um run away. Oh I wouldn't have gone to Spain because they would have had a fight with him. I'd run away to uh somewhere abroad.

SPEAKER_04 44:11

What Henry Short Hose did, having heard about the arrests of his friends, he only went in to Newgate jail in disguise.

SPEAKER_03 44:23

Ooh. Did he take a shirt in with him?

SPEAKER_04 44:27

Oh, that's a good idea. He could have done, couldn't he? He could have just took a shirt in and said, Yeah, climb inside that quick.

unknown 44:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:34

Narrow passage just up the left sleeve.

SPEAKER_03 44:36

Yeah. And then you go down a slide like you're doing Jamie and the Magic Torch.

SPEAKER_04 44:39

Yeah, and landings at a bull pit in Ipswich.

SPEAKER_03 44:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:43

Yeah, that's what he fished. Let's have a look. And he was arrested. He was putted out by the jailkeepers and arrested as well. Disguised him, wasn't it? It was a bit, yeah. I reckon he went like the back end of a pantomime horse or something. Yeah, he'll probably see his face.

SPEAKER_03 45:00

Perhaps when he went back and got some of the false teeth from the Bee Gees thing and thought, that'll do it.

SPEAKER_04 45:04

That'll do it. I'll go as Barry Gibbs. But anyway, he was done. He was in there and all now.

SPEAKER_03 45:08

He was in there as well, what an idiot.

SPEAKER_04 45:10

What an idiot. Nice rescue plan, Henry, they said. With his short hose, maybe you could dangle your penis out the window and climb down that. Oh no, we can't. Henry's short hose.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

Yeah, it's dig.

SPEAKER_04 45:23

So the three of them were then moved to Bedford for trial and sentencing. At Bedford, Gamel somehow managed to free himself from his irons, because they were clapping irons. They used to do that in those days.

SPEAKER_03 45:35

Give them a round of applause when they put them on.

SPEAKER_04 45:37

He used to put them in irons and give them a round of irons.

SPEAKER_03 45:39

They put them on, there's big people with like a ring of people around them having to give them a round of applause for doing it.

SPEAKER_04 45:43

Yeah.

unknown 45:44

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 45:45

That's where it comes from. That's where it comes from. So yeah, he was clapped in irons, but he still somehow managed to escape.

SPEAKER_03 45:53

Why, probably because he had a shirt on.

SPEAKER_04 45:55

They probably left him in his shirt.

SPEAKER_03 45:57

Yeah. Idiots.

SPEAKER_04 45:58

He was thwarted though. So although he managed to get out of his irons, he couldn't get out of Bedford prison before they recaptured him. Boom. Good news. George Snell, that snake in the grass, he never did obtain the reprieve that he wanted.

SPEAKER_02 46:15

Good.

SPEAKER_04 46:17

All three notorious criminals were found guilty and sentenced to hang on the twentieth of March, sixteen oh five, five past four.

SPEAKER_03 46:25

No time to do it. This whole thing only took three minutes. Well, you wait for people to finish work, wouldn't you, if they want to watch it or something or put it on TV.

SPEAKER_04 46:32

Well, there was a good crowd there by all lookouts.

SPEAKER_03 46:35

Well, they must have got a day off, maybe, to go and watch it.

SPEAKER_04 46:38

Yeah. So here, within the confines of Bedford Jail Yard, Gamaleo Ratzi, Gamaleo Hobgoblin, same fella, if you remember. He performed one final theatrical, crowd pleasing act.

SPEAKER_03 46:54

Did he sing a BG song?

SPEAKER_04 46:56

No, he didn't, but he missed the opportunity. I hope everybody short hose did. I may paint a picture for you now, Neil.

SPEAKER_03 47:02

Okay, well, can we go on with the story first? I know you like doing things with crayons and stuff, but can we just get on with the story?

SPEAKER_04 47:07

It's good, isn't it? It's a little teddy vague.

SPEAKER_03 47:09

It's really nice, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:10

Yeah. If you imagine you're climbing up these steps, your hands are bound before you with rough rope. You're climbing up these steps towards the scaffold.

SPEAKER_03 47:20

Yeah. And there's a man there with a mask on. Normally they have his big beard or something, or they dribble when they talk.

SPEAKER_04 47:25

I don't know whether they had masks on in those days, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 47:28

Executioners probably did, didn't they?

SPEAKER_04 47:29

They probably did. They were chopping his head off. But then you imagine the steps were creaking and they were getting wet because it was starting to rain, and Gamala walked slowly towards his death. You can see you imagine you think you can see this big wooden gallows with a rope at the end, and you then feel it going around your neck and the rope's all rough because no one's bothered to put any cream on you or anything like that to soothe, you know, stops from chasing. Think about chasing with a neck.

SPEAKER_03 47:57

No, no, no. But didn't have health and safety back then, did they?

SPEAKER_04 48:00

No, I mean just imagine they hang around, wasn't he wearing a high-free vest or anything?

SPEAKER_03 48:05

Gloves.

SPEAKER_04 48:05

Yeah, imagine there you are, you're getting this rough hemp rope around your neck, and it's starting to rain, the floor's all slippery. See, that's another thing, the floor's all slippery. I mean, if he's got this rope round his neck and he slips, he could fall off.

SPEAKER_03 48:16

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 48:18

He could do. Think of these things, do they?

SPEAKER_03 48:20

No.

SPEAKER_04 48:21

But at the precise moment the hangman was about to kick the stall out from underneath Gamadel Ratzi. He cried out Ah Well done, that's that's very good for our listener, that creates the picture.

SPEAKER_02 48:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:38

Gamadale cried out and said he had something important to tell the sheriff that he's only just remembered.

SPEAKER_03 48:44

Well it would do, because other things would be on your mind, wouldn't he?

SPEAKER_04 48:47

We forgot to record bargaining. It could be anything, couldn't it?

SPEAKER_03 48:49

Yeah, it could have been anything.

SPEAKER_04 48:50

He told the sheriff that he had something to say, so they let him down. Rather than take the sheriff up to him, they let him down, still bound and closely guarded. Gamaleo went up to the sheriff and he said his piece to him at quite some length. He was talking away. And in fact, it was at such a length that the sheriff had to interrupt. And that's what it was that Gamalao actually wanted, because he just got on and on and on.

SPEAKER_03 49:16

Bit like this podcast.

SPEAKER_04 49:18

Bit like this podcast, yeah. It got on the arm. But by now, the light rain, of which we referred earlier, had become an absolute downpour.

SPEAKER_03 49:27

Torrential, if you will. Torrential.

SPEAKER_04 49:29

Torrential, if you will. It became an absolute downpour. And everyone, the executioner, the sheriff, gamile, everyone was thoroughly drenched.

SPEAKER_03 49:39

Yeah, and he's probably thinking it's just get on with this bloody thing when you please.

SPEAKER_04 49:43

And do you know what? That that was all Gamala wanted. It was a final little prank on his way out the door to see everybody absolutely soaked to the skin just to watch him get his comeuppance. Okay. What a little prank, is that.

SPEAKER_03 49:58

A bit weird.

SPEAKER_04 49:59

It's not as funny as knighting the two war merchants. But it's up there with one of his best ones.

SPEAKER_03 50:04

Yeah, it's good though, isn't it? Yeah, I suppose so, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:07

Yeah. Now, as we've seen.

SPEAKER_03 50:10

Yeah. We didn't see, but we've um listened.

SPEAKER_04 50:15

Very good point. Well made.

SPEAKER_03 50:17

You're welcome. Thank you. I know I put it across one honestly, didn't I?

SPEAKER_04 50:20

As we've listened.

SPEAKER_03 50:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:22

Two pamphlets were in fact printed about Gamalael's life, and they were the first examples of true crime genre. We've said this, haven't we?

SPEAKER_03 50:29

Yeah. We think the other one was a joke book, because he was a bit of a bit of a lad.

SPEAKER_04 50:33

Without them, the life of Gamalael, Ratsee Stroke Hovgoblin, the highway robber, would have been lost for all time. But because we've got them, we know about Gamalael Ratseed. We know how a shirt can help you escape a seemingly impregnable jail.

SPEAKER_03 50:49

We know that you don't put money behind a bar and that for the specs and ones would look after it for you.

SPEAKER_04 50:53

We know that if you go to Northampton for any reason whatsoever, the best thing is to get out quickly.

SPEAKER_03 50:58

And we know that you don't make much money out of a BG's tribute act.

SPEAKER_04 51:00

No, you're far better off going on the rob on the highway. So you guess that one writes a fair play to you. But that, listener, is the end of our little tale of Gamaleo Ratzi and the very first episode of Honourable Mentions. Honourable Mentions from the two of us. My name has been Steve. Your name has been Neil. Hello, Neil.

SPEAKER_03 51:26

Hello, Steve.

SPEAKER_04 51:28

Thank you, listener. Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_03 51:30

Thank you, listener. Thank you very, very much. And you hang up. No, no, you hang up.

SPEAKER_04 51:35

The great big wet kiss of a thank you has now developed into more of a uh sticky finger of a thank you. Smelly finger.

SPEAKER_03 51:43

Smelly finger.

SPEAKER_04 51:44

Yeah, smelly finger of a thank you. Thank you very much, listener, for your time. Please. Please tune in next time as we will be recanting another fascinating story on Honorable Mentions. And we will be leaving you now.

SPEAKER_00 52:06

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