Honourable Mentions: Hilarious History
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Honourable Mentions: Hilarious History
The Dynamite Train: How Jesus Garcia Corona Saved a Town
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Jesus Garcia, the man known as the "Héroe de Nacozari"— was a humble railroad worker who gave his own life to save thousands.
In the early 20th century, the town of Nacozari, Sonora, was a bustling hub for the Polaris Mine, fueling the world’s obsession with copper. But in 1907, a routine transport turned into a nightmare when a train loaded with dynamite caught fire in the center of town.
In this episode of Honourable Mentions, we follow the life of Jesus Garcia Corona, the "railroad heartthrob" who chose to drive the burning locomotive away from the population rather than jump to safety.
We explore the industrial boom of early 1900s Mexico, the high-stakes world of copper mining history, and the enduring legacy that led to the creation of Día del Ferrocarrilero (Day of the Railroad Worker).
From selfless bravery and heartbreak to fortune-telling chickens, this is the definitive account of one of history's greatest acts of courage.
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SPEAKER_02Hello, listener. How are you? Welcome to another episode of Honourable Mentions. Hello, Neil. Hello, Steve. How are you? How's your brain, do you think?
SPEAKER_04Um it's it's on fire.
SPEAKER_02When you say on fire, you don't mean your head is in flames.
SPEAKER_04Yes, it is, yes.
SPEAKER_02Do you want to do something about that first or are you happy to happy to continue?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Cause today we're opening with a series of clues.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02And these clues should lead you to the main thrust of today's episode. Rust of today's episode.
SPEAKER_04It's not a dirty one, is it?
SPEAKER_02It's not a dirty one in any way, shape, or form.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02So here's your set of clues, Neil, at the end of which I hope you'll be able to guess the rust of today's episode. So Ozzie Osborne's was crazy. The OJs had love. The farm, it was groovy, and Soul Asylum's was a runaway. Gladys Knight left at midnight on the way to Georgia. The monkeys took the last one to Clarksville, and according to Ocean Colour scene, you should roll the number, write another song like Jimmy Heard the day he caught his. What is it, please?
SPEAKER_04It's not a cold or anything like that. Um I was getting my head round taxi and that kind of thing, but I'm gonna go. Do you know what? I'm gonna go out there and put my name down for train.
SPEAKER_02Train, you're saying. Yes What about you, listener? Have you come to a conclusion? Because if you did, I hope you also said train because Neil, yes, that is the right answer. Today's episode is gonna focus on locomotives. You just said trains. Well, in the adult world, for intellectuals like what I am, locomotives and trains are the same thing. It's just a bigger word for it, Neil.
SPEAKER_04Just call it a train then.
SPEAKER_02A locomotive and train are the same thing.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I know, but just call it a train because it's yeah, it's it's we can't everybody, isn't it? Because everyone knows what a train is.
SPEAKER_02Throughout the rest of this episode, we'll be calling it we'll be to be referring to trains.
SPEAKER_04Thank you.
SPEAKER_02Now do you know of the town called Nakazari?
SPEAKER_04Yes, yes, I know that quite well.
SPEAKER_02Do you?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I've been there a few times.
SPEAKER_02What do you know about Nakazari, please?
SPEAKER_04Wasn't it bombed in the war?
SPEAKER_03No. Oh. Well no. It's probably bombed in some war or other, but not.
SPEAKER_02You're thinking Second World War?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02No, it's not Japanese.
SPEAKER_04Oh.
SPEAKER_02No, that's where you're getting confused. Nakazari was a town, brackets, past tense, close brackets, in the Mexican state of Sonora.
SPEAKER_04Oh right, okay, that Nakazari, sorry.
SPEAKER_02This is in your your Mexico.
SPEAKER_04Oh Mexico.
SPEAKER_02In Central America.
SPEAKER_04Iba Yba.
SPEAKER_02Yiba Yba. Do you know Nakazari? Its name means an abundance of prickly pears. It's quite a nice little ring to it, isn't it? Yeah. As opposed to Northampton, of course, which means an abundance of bricks. Yes. At the turn of the twentieth century, Nakasari was a peaceful place of around five thousand souls and a world leader in copper production.
SPEAKER_04World leader?
SPEAKER_02In copper production.
SPEAKER_04Wow.
SPEAKER_02They produced a lot of coppers.
SPEAKER_04Did they?
SPEAKER_02So there's plenty of no law no theft to stuff around there than Well, I think what it was, they had an academy that had a really tall guy called Hightower.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02They would have had um a gun freak.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02They would have had that bloke who used to have that megaphone and used to bear to make lots of noises of inanimate objects.
SPEAKER_04Right, yeah. Oh, that sort of thing. The blonde model.
SPEAKER_02That bloke who used to go around going after he said things. That wasn't Scooby-Doo anything. That was Taza Tasmania, but.
SPEAKER_04That sounded more like Scooby-Doo, I'm sorry. Reggae?
SPEAKER_02That's Scooby-Doo.
SPEAKER_04That's nowhere near Scooby-Doo.
SPEAKER_02Uh oh. Roast. That's Scooby-Doo. Nope. So at the turn of the twentieth century, Neil, please.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_02What sort of new technologies would have bought the need for copper all around the world?
SPEAKER_04Coins.
SPEAKER_03No. Have another go.
SPEAKER_04Um new technologies. Technologies.
SPEAKER_02Coins weren't really new technology at the turn of the twentieth century, were they?
SPEAKER_04We don't know, do you? Or they weren't, I'm telling you. Electricity.
SPEAKER_02Ooh, yeah. So electrical cables. Wires is the phrase I think they use.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02So along those lines, along with lines of wires, what other technologies would have used wires and copper wires, particularly in abundance?
SPEAKER_04Telephones.
SPEAKER_02Yes. Alright. Yes. Alongside telephones and electrical, what other sort of lights. Oh lights is a good one. Light bulb fittings, yeah. I was thinking telegrams, telegram wires.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_05Internet.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that sort of stuff. Light bulb fittings you've said, Neil. Anything else that you can think of that would use copper in a mass production at that time? At the turn of the sweep century, so we're talking the 1900s, then you're saying you're going with nuclear weapons, are you? Yeah. Yeah. You you're gonna die on that hill, are you? With nuclear weapons.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_02Well, I was thinking more indoor plumbing. Probably not as explosive.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02Unless following you into the toilet.
SPEAKER_04Water.
SPEAKER_02Gas and water pipes. Yes. And motor car production is the other one I've got written down here.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02So all those things were happening and copper was needed across the globe in mass production. And your little town here of Nakazari was a world leader in producing the stuff. It had it in the ground all around the shop.
SPEAKER_04It had a plethora.
SPEAKER_02Oh, it did. An abundance of plethora. Yeah, I'm glad you said plethora. That means a lot. Nacasari's copper miners, so these are the people that actually went in and dug out the coppers.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_05Young people.
SPEAKER_02No. Um Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. That wasn't a documentary of any sort.
SPEAKER_05Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_02Nacazari's copper miners earned ten times the Mexican national wage. Almost price. As you can see, a lot of people would have been flooding into the town thinking I'll have a piece of that hot booties.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_02But it was a hot, dangerous, hard, and energy sapping work. So they weren't getting it for nothing.
SPEAKER_04Like most things in life.
SPEAKER_02Like most things in life. Often mustache twistling mine bosses would rather see men maimed or killed than go to the expense of costly safety measures.
SPEAKER_04Do they have big top hats?
SPEAKER_02They probably had big top hats and a dog that went.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02Like that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02There was always more men desperate for this well paid work, so why should they bother putting health and safety measures into the body? Exactly. That was their attitude.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Health health and safety gone mad.
SPEAKER_04Well, when you've been working for the same place for a long while, you sort of you you get to know it and your enthusiasm goes, isn't it? So I suppose if you just keep changing stuff, the enthusiasm stays high, doesn't it?
SPEAKER_02So what you're saying that people would have deliberately kicked over a box of dynamite in the mine, you you're doing well as one of the bosses and you'd do alright. Yeah, I know. In eighteen ninety eight, a sixteen year old boy called Jesus Garcia.
SPEAKER_04Jesus.
SPEAKER_02Now at some point, listener, I will probably say Jesus. And I'm not meaning Jesus as in your biblical Jesus of Nazareth. I am talking about Jesus Garcia, and I have simply misspoken. I will try not to do so, but please don't go email in to honourable mentions pod at gmail.com and accuse me of blasphemy or any of the such.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so it's not the Jesus. No. This is Okay, that's all right, that's fine. We know where we are.
SPEAKER_02Jesus Garcia. Jesus. Jesus Garcia. He travelled in eighteen ninety-eight across the state of Sonora with his seven siblings, his mum Rosa, and dad Francisco. Where's his wife? All heading for a new life in this boom town. Where's his wife? He was sixteen.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02Francisco would never make it, sadly, because he was taken ill and died on the way.
SPEAKER_04Well fixed then.
SPEAKER_02It must have been, mustn't it? But of course, yeah, they they'd have been using your donkeys, I should imagine, and things like that. Moore train. So it would have been a train, but a mool train.
SPEAKER_04But then if they got copper, they would build cars, shouldn't they? They'd let them have a car.
SPEAKER_02Why would they let them have a car? Is that what happens nowadays?
SPEAKER_04They do lease plans, don't they, and things like that?
SPEAKER_02They don't let you have them, do they? You have to pay for it.
SPEAKER_04Oh, do you? I don't know what people get knocking on my door.
SPEAKER_02Going out yourself. Oops. Rosa and her children did arrive and soon opened a restaurant.
SPEAKER_04Oh, what was it? What was it? Taco's.
SPEAKER_02Could be a taco bell, I thought, perhaps a little chef for the Olympic breakfasts. Something, something like that. But Jesus' brothers all found work in the mines, but Jesus helped out at the restaurant, and when there wasn't enough work there, he'd take little odd jobs around the town. So he wasn't one for sitting on his ass, he was one for going out there and working for his living.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, doing little odd jobs. Odd job Jesus.
SPEAKER_02Odd job Jesus, yeah. Probably. Can he fix it? Yes he can.
SPEAKER_04Put your faith in Jesus.
SPEAKER_02No. Oh yes But if anyone wants to, then they can put their faith in Jesus or Jesus. It's up to them. He was a popular kid was Jesus. Polite, happy, and generous to a fault, often spending the money he earned on his spongy little friends.
SPEAKER_04Well the spongy.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Well that's that. No, not as in like square bands, spongy as in like. Oh Jesus, I'd really like one of those, if only someone would lend me the money. But he didn't mind. Yeah, he didn't mind. A gift has no end, he'd say. Meaning that if you were to gift somebody and be generous towards them, eventually it'll come back to you. Okay. When he turned seven, yeah, but Yeah, well you've got to start being generous first.
SPEAKER_04Oh yeah. Sorry.
SPEAKER_02When he turned seventeen, Jesus took a job as a water boy in the town's new railroad.
SPEAKER_04Was that running water onto people when they're getting hot?
SPEAKER_02So this is a new railroad. But though water would have been used to cool things down, I suppose. Oh right. I'd doubt I doubt that. No. Little plastic bottles and things.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Okay. No. I know where we are now.
SPEAKER_02You know where we are right.
SPEAKER_04Adam Sandro in my head for a little while.
SPEAKER_02So picture this, okay? He quickly won promotions to a switchman, which is someone who works on the on the line to pull the levers that change the A switch, if you will. A switch. Yeah. A brakeman.
SPEAKER_04So No, no, we have a go for that. He he organized people's brakes.
SPEAKER_02No. He was in charge of the brakes on the train.
SPEAKER_04Okay, fair enough.
SPEAKER_02A fireman.
SPEAKER_04Ah, now this one. Go on then. Yep. He put out fires.
SPEAKER_02He did, yes. If if there were any schools.
SPEAKER_04Didn't start him, he put them out.
SPEAKER_02And finally, by the age of twenty, to a maquinista. And of course your m your mastery of language would already be telling you that that is Spanish for engine driver. Is that correct?
SPEAKER_04Um I haven't got a bloody clue. Oh yes, if you say so yes.
SPEAKER_02I thought you were fluent in several languages.
SPEAKER_04I'm fluent in several I'm fluent in most languages. I've never I've never had to have that in a conversation.
SPEAKER_02The Macquinista, you never come across the Macquinista.
SPEAKER_04Um might have done him in previous life previous times, but that's a different story. Especially we want to get him from we don't want to get him from London free.
SPEAKER_02But old Hisus or young Hesus, his work ethic was much appreciated by his employers. And in 1904, they paid for him and seven of his colleagues to attend the World's Fair in St. Louis, Missouri, which was a huuge deal at the time.
SPEAKER_04What do you think it was? But is it like the normal American things when they say it's the world fair, like the world baseball, and that no one else plays it apart from them?
SPEAKER_02No, I don't think so. I think Canada play in the World Baseball Series. I asked an American once, I said to him, Why do you call it the World Series when only America and Canada, one team from Canada, is it? Toronto Blue Jays or something. America and one team from Canada are allowed to play in it. And he said it's called the World Series because all the best baseball players in the world come to play in this series, which is handy because they may tend to be Americans.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_02But Mexico, I think Japan as well, has a really I think Japanish, a couple of Japanese teams did actually request to take part in the World Series but were declined because America might be worried they didn't win.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Anyway.
SPEAKER_02Like World's Fairs, right?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I think the Eiffel Tower was something to do with being built for a World's Fair. So that's in Paris, that's in France, and that's in Europe. Not in America.
SPEAKER_04No trebia.
SPEAKER_02So yeah, I wouldn't say that all Americans, this uh World Series, this World Fair.
SPEAKER_04They'll have to keep giving a lot of people notice because if they are travelling from Europe and stuff like that, it probably took them a few weeks, didn't it? Back then. So they've had to go do a lot of planning.
SPEAKER_02It would have been a lot of planning to to launch your world's fairs. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Telegrams and things.
SPEAKER_02In St. Louis, Missouri, off went Jesus and seven of his colleagues, so that was a big deal for them. That's eight, wasn't it? Well done.
SPEAKER_04Thank you.
SPEAKER_02Have you got your calculator out or did you No, it's excused my fingers. Well, that was r that was red hot. That took you what, three, three, four minutes, and you were there. Easy. Yeah. Yeah. Well done.
SPEAKER_04Thank you.
SPEAKER_02Jesus Garcia was always resplendent in his white shirt, coat and tie, with a tilted back, white cowboy hat.
SPEAKER_04So he wore all white.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, a bit like Boss Hogg.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02In in The Dukes of Hazard. His tanned his tan skin, dark hair, and Hollywood idol jawline. Jesus was recognized and admired all over Nakazari.
SPEAKER_04He would do it because everyone else would be stuffing to be wearing bright white. What are you doing, you diddiots dirty around here?
SPEAKER_02Well, he obviously took great care in his appearance. Trevor Burrus washing his clothes. From what we know, he must have been a bit of a a bit of a looker as well. And not unlike ourselves.
SPEAKER_04Well he is, yeah. I can get that point of view. It's difficult sometimes being this good looking.
SPEAKER_02Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way. Is that what you're thinking? Yeah. Yeah. In we're going to October 1907 now. Okay. His Us Garcia, not only was he a pretty good looking fella and resplendent in his all white with his tilted cowboy hat, in October 1907 he averted disaster by managing to halt a train whose brakes had failed by reversing the wheels and dumping lots of sand on the line. The train finally ground to a halt only four meters from where the tracks ran out. So he was also a bit of a hero as well.
SPEAKER_04A bit of a hero. He didn't do a superman thing and stand in front of it then and try and stop it.
SPEAKER_02No, because that wouldn't have been a good idea, would it, Neil?
SPEAKER_04Well, yeah, no idea.
SPEAKER_02I don't think you do. I think you've got a pretty good idea that if there's a train that's brakes have failed and it's rolling away, you're not going to stand in front of it and try and stop it. The best thing is to get on it as as his as his use has done and reverse it so it's going backwards the other way and that helps to f stop the forward momentum.
SPEAKER_04So was he driving the train and then sort of ran out and legged it in front of it and then put a load of sand on it, or did it just happen to be a load of sand there or something? What was it? Did he plant it?
SPEAKER_02They'd have had sand on the train to put out fires and things.
SPEAKER_04But you have to run quick then, wouldn't you?
SPEAKER_02And they've had sand by the tracks and stuff. So I'd imagine he probably was on the train, was he?
SPEAKER_04He must have legged it.
SPEAKER_02He must have thought, oh, he must have been able to run fast. He must have done as well. So this fella is good looking, is neatly turned out.
SPEAKER_04He's an athlete.
SPEAKER_02He's an athlete as well. Is a hero for saving the the train. And the the men wanted to be him and the women wanted to have him. Everybody loved Jesus.
SPEAKER_04In what way?
SPEAKER_02In what way?
SPEAKER_04What, please? The women wanted to have him.
SPEAKER_02I'd imagine in a sexual way.
SPEAKER_04Oh I didn't know if you want that in a marital way.
SPEAKER_03Probably as well.
SPEAKER_04Wanted to have his babies. Wanted to have some baby Jesus'. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yes. Rumpy, Jesus, pumpy. That's what they wanted.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Now he really only had three loves in his life, did Jesus. One of course was his mother.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_02One was his girlfriend, who we'll come to later. In fact, his fiancee. And the other one was locomotive number two. Which was his prime and joy. No. Now you're thinking of a poo.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_02Or a turd or something along those lines.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But um no, this is his actual locomotive, what it is, what he was in charge of.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_02He used to uh polish and keep clean and shine all the time. Yeah, we were. You can't polish a turd. That's a well known phrase, listener.
SPEAKER_04It is, yeah.
SPEAKER_02We went, didn't we? We we popped into October 1907.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we've been there, yeah.
SPEAKER_02And we're now on the 7th of November 1907.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02And for a modest young man like Hesuska, October was ancient history. He wasn't dwelling on that. Although people wanted to talk to him about it, he wasn't dwelling on that.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I'm not interested in love, sorry, that's behind me. That's behind me on moving. Let's move on. Let's move on. Forget about it.
SPEAKER_02As his teeth sparkled in the sun.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, like Colgate advert.
SPEAKER_02Ting! And then he went off and cleaved a rock in two with his really square jaw.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Locomotive number two, this is his pride and joy, right? So I'm gonna ask you to see if you can picture this. It had a prominent sloping cow catcher on its front. Do you know what I mean by a cow catcher?
SPEAKER_04Is that one of them big sort of like a bumper thing on the front that not just cows out of the way, but on the tracks?
SPEAKER_02Yes, on the trains. Yes, that's it. Right.
SPEAKER_04So it's not a catcher, is it? It's a knocker out there.
SPEAKER_02Well, it's called a cowcatcher, and it's clear.
SPEAKER_04It's a clear obstacles from the tracks. No, not just cows.
SPEAKER_02Not just cows, any old obstacle that got on the tracks.
SPEAKER_04Well, you just call it a barrier or a a blockage or a bumper even. There you go. Offender. Is there ever that way?
SPEAKER_02Hello, Neil.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Can I just suggest that you go back in time and put this to the people off the time? Because I am not I am not responsible for naming the train paraphernalia at the turn of the twentieth century.
SPEAKER_04Ridiculous. Anyway, carry on.
SPEAKER_02Carry on. You right? You calm down?
SPEAKER_04No. Carry on.
SPEAKER_02Carry on. So it's got its I was going to say cowcatcher again, but we'll call it its obstacle clearer.
SPEAKER_04Yes, that's better.
SPEAKER_02On the front. And a large round headlight above the smoke box door. So it had one of those big round headlights there that would have lit the way in the dark.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02The smokestack. The smokestack itself.
SPEAKER_04If it could be a euphemism, couldn't it, above the big headlight?
SPEAKER_02Is that what yours does?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It lights your way upstairs, does it?
SPEAKER_04I've got LEDs in it.
SPEAKER_02Have you?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Don't have a headlamp.
SPEAKER_02No. Just LED LEDs all round your belly button. Okay. The smokestack that we're talking about now flared outwards from a narrow base, so it's got wider as it goes upwards. And the driver's cab was open to the elements, save for an up and over canopy of steel, which required two round window cutouts for the driver and his fireman to see ahead. So can you picture this train now?
SPEAKER_04Yes, I can, thank you.
SPEAKER_02That day, locomotive number two was to be shuttling between Nakazari base and the Polaris mine up in the mountains, which is where what it was they got the copper from. Taking supplies up and bringing the copper ore back.
SPEAKER_03Alright. Okay. Yeah, got that.
SPEAKER_02Jesus maintained, painted and cleaned and hand polished the old girl. That's the train.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay. Right, fair enough.
SPEAKER_02Leaving a space in the cab for a photograph of his fiance, Jesusita.
SPEAKER_04Oh Jesus. That's right, so it's Jesus and Jesusita.
SPEAKER_02Jesus and Jesusita.
SPEAKER_04She's a Jesus.
SPEAKER_02Do you want to re-record that bit? Jesus and Jesusita.
SPEAKER_04Jesusita? Hmm. Sounds a bit rude.
SPEAKER_02He's still going there. Okay. Apparently the night before, on the 6th of November, old Zeus, one of the things he liked to do was go out of the evening, as was his want, and he'd entertain, he'd make Jesusita laugh, and he'd entertain her by serenading her, if you will.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Yeah. Well near open fire or something.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and that was what he was doing the night before.
SPEAKER_04Oh, that's nice of him, wasn't it? I'm a storyteller. Oh, that's normal. Yeah. Sitting in a tree.
SPEAKER_02I was into that. Gone, carry on.
SPEAKER_04No, you're right.
SPEAKER_02Okay. At breakfast, Rosa, now if you remember Rosa.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02She was his mum, wasn't she?
SPEAKER_04Yes, she was, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Rosa had warned him that the roosters had been crowing through the night, an omen that someone in the town will die. She pleaded with Jesus to stay at home, but he just laughed and reassured her.
SPEAKER_04Don't worry, mother.
SPEAKER_02He had an easy day, he said. He'd done it all a hundred times before. What could possibly go wrong?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. But of course that's what Jeremy Clarkson says.
SPEAKER_03What's that? What could get what could get what could possibly go wrong?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_04Shut up.
SPEAKER_02So anyway, Jesus, he wasn't listening to the Cox, was he?
SPEAKER_04Oh no. No. Well you wouldn't, would you if you're that way inclined?
SPEAKER_02He wasn't paying any attention to Cox at all. He said to his mother, What a good go roll. Nothing bad ever happened to Jesus when the roosters were cockadoodling, you said? And he kissed her goodbye and left. When he arrived for work, Jesus was told that the train's usual conductor, a German fella named Albert Beale, had been admitted.
SPEAKER_03Pardon? Uh Tweakle? Uh Tweakle. Oh, East Enders. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Peter Beale.
SPEAKER_02Oh, Tweakle?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Free cabbages, Twiggle.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. So that's who Albert Beale was. That's what he was doing. He'd have been in the middle.
SPEAKER_04That's why they called it Albert Square.
SPEAKER_02Because of Albert Beale.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Probably.
SPEAKER_04That's why the Beals were in it as well.
SPEAKER_02But Albert Beale had been admitted to hospital. So they'd have to manage without him on this day.
SPEAKER_04That could have been the death then, couldn't it?
SPEAKER_02Toykel? Well he's not dead, it's just because he's an hospital.
SPEAKER_04No, but it could be dying in hospital.
SPEAKER_02We don't know.
SPEAKER_04That could have been reasonable for all the cocks.
SPEAKER_02Lots of cocks.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Mate a German was in hospital. Well that's not what Rosa said.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_02But Albert Twijkle was the conductor. And his job was to oversee the loading and unloading of the open top train cars and ensuring everything ran smoothly and on time.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_02But he wasn't there, was he? Because he was in hospitals have already discussed at some length.
SPEAKER_04He was having a cirkey. He pulled a shirke. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02He was he was ill enough to be in hospital Neil, so that's not diminish his his illness.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02Now Jesus was an experienced train driver, but he'd never been a conductor. Nevertheless, he'd been told that Albert Bill was not there, and he was going to have to conduct and drive this train.
SPEAKER_05Alright.
SPEAKER_02So they had the crew, there was Jesus Gas here, we've already met, who's the driver, stroke conductor on this occasion. A brakeman called Hippolito.
SPEAKER_05Hey, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Love that. Francisco, who was an off-duty brakeman who had volunteered to cover.
SPEAKER_04That's nice of him.
SPEAKER_02An eighteen-year-old fireman called Jose. Jose. But the the first journey they made arrived at the mine, an Iris mine, without any incident at all. So that was good.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, everyone did the job well. Good team. Well done.
SPEAKER_02By midday, locomotive number two had completed a couple of trips there and back without incident. Or we f or so we think. Because Jesus and Jose had noticed a problem with the screen that protected the open cars behind the engine from sparks and embers rising from the wood burning engine and through the smokestack.
SPEAKER_05Ooh, right.
SPEAKER_02They alerted the workshop as you would do, wouldn't you?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I've got sparks coming out the top of the engine, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Now normally Albert Beal would have gone into the workshop and said, All right, Tweakle.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02We've got some sparks here, Tweakle.
SPEAKER_04Where's your cabbages? Where's my tweakle? There's got me sparks out, Tweakle.
SPEAKER_02Yes. But he wasn't there, was he?
SPEAKER_04No.
SPEAKER_02So while the workers tended to the engine and loaded the cars for the next trip, Jesus had lunch of chicken soup with Rosa.
SPEAKER_04Wow.
SPEAKER_02Neighbours later confirmed that she had shared her premonition again as they ate. Now the roosters were crowing in the middle of the day. She begged him to stay at home, but Jesus couldn't stay at home, could he? Because old Beel, Albert Tweakle, was off ill and they needed him. They needed him, that's what she said.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Pay attention. Look at this cock.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Pay attention to it. But Jesus said, two more round trips and he'd be home again. Stop your whittling.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Well, just after two PM, locomotive number two, ready to set off again towards the Polaris mine up in the mountains there. But because there was no conductor, there was no Albert Bill.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02The two front cars contained seventy boxes of dynamite or three and a half tons, complete with their detonators and fuses.
SPEAKER_04What'd you wrap up?
SPEAKER_02This was slightly. This this was strictly against company regulations, which stated that dynamite must be carried only in the rear cars.
SPEAKER_04Well you'd think so, wouldn't you?
SPEAKER_02But the other cars that day contained completely safe and non-flammable material called hay or dried grass or whatever you want to call it.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So the dynamite was at the front and the hay was in the back. Who the hell loaded that up? They got it completely their own round round. Well, there was no conductor there to tell them. Oh, but Beale or an experienced conductor. If they'd have been on duty that day, they'd have said, okay, Tweakle. We need to load those three cars.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Free cle cars with we've got hay. They need to go to your front.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And your dynamite needs to go to your back, it has said when he tweaked. Yeah. And that would have been perfectly alright. Yeah. But he wasn't there, of course. And Jesus needed his lunch. Of course he did, because he started work ridiculously early.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02So he needed something at all. So on the seventh of November 1907, there was no conductor and there was no time to make sure that it was reloaded correctly.
SPEAKER_04What do you mean there's no time?
SPEAKER_02Well, because they had a schedule.
SPEAKER_04So?
SPEAKER_02Or a schedule, however you want to say that.
SPEAKER_04I mean, surely he'd check his load before he drove off.
SPEAKER_02Perhaps he did, but he also wanted to get the train. Oh, sorry, yes. Um the the load of on the train.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he did, but they didn't have time to then rearrange shunt all the cars around.
SPEAKER_04Well, Stephen, I'm sorry, but if there was an at uh if you've got that and there's dynamite right near the fiery engine that's sparking out stuff, you'd say to yourself, Do you know what? I'm not I'm taking it, I'm not taking that. No, I am not, because that is a hazard.
SPEAKER_02Of course, we know, well done, Neil, because you picked up on the other little thing here about the smoke screen.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_02Or the the this the protector screen.
SPEAKER_04Exactly. You'd say, no, and go into the office, say, hey, come on, I'm not taking that, that is dangerous. It's dangaroos, not for me, pal. Puff.
SPEAKER_02Now the mine the mine, of course, that had to keep on mining needed plenty of explosives to blast away the rock and expose the copper all the time.
SPEAKER_04Sure they did, but surely in a safe and safe manner.
SPEAKER_02But this dynamite wasn't just dynamite. This dynamite was the most powerful dynamite available anywhere in the world at that time.
SPEAKER_04Where's the man with the high vision, the clipboard?
SPEAKER_02They needed one, didn't they? He was in hospital twigal.
SPEAKER_04Oh, for God's sake. So you're telling me that oh, don't worry, go on. Just go.
SPEAKER_02This this dynamite was stored in the Nagasari powder magazine.
SPEAKER_04Is that a good read?
SPEAKER_02Yes. It is actually. It's not just about dynamite and sound coming in and all that sort of stuff. It's got all sorts of powders in there.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, the old Charlie, if you know what I mean.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Sounds like a good read.
SPEAKER_02It is a good read. Very it's it's very broad in the areas it covers.
SPEAKER_04Is it still available?
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_02Because I've just made it up. It was stored in the Nakazari powder magazine. Magazine being the name for a building. A building that stores, exposes, ammunition, that sort of stuff.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02And this building stood directly between the the narrow gauge track that led up to the Polaris mine and back.
SPEAKER_04Don't tell me the furnace.
SPEAKER_02And the standard gauge, which led to Douglas, Arizona, where the copper ore was smelted.
SPEAKER_04Good old Douglas.
SPEAKER_02I don't know who this Douglas was, but he was a busy fella. The powder magazine held two thousand boxes of high grade dynamite.
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_04That's a lot, isn't it, Stephen?
SPEAKER_02So Jesus I've done it, haven't I?
SPEAKER_04You've done it.
SPEAKER_02Oh nice.
SPEAKER_04I did it earlier, but I didn't pull you up on it.
SPEAKER_02Did I?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Oh dear. I'm going to upset the baby Jesus now. I don't mean it as a blaspheme. Jesus allowed his precious locomotive to crawl away from the yard, ready to gather up ahead of steam. And as he did, the story is that a small boy spotted smoke in the leading box car.
SPEAKER_04With the dynamite in short. Oh, for God's sake.
SPEAKER_02Stray sparks have already reached the open car.
SPEAKER_04No.
SPEAKER_02Francesco immediately shouted for the train to be stopped. Fuego, fuego! He planned to that's good. That adds a bit of atmosphere for the listener.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. And I spoke Spanish.
SPEAKER_02He planned to pull out the smoking boxes of dynamite and smother them in dirt.
SPEAKER_04To put out the dirt a bit. And then perhaps um what's his face? Jesus didn't want to go out and ruin his suit.
SPEAKER_02But by the time he could clamber his way up onto the boxcar, the smoke had become flames. The river was too far away for water to be fetched because no one would have thought water might be a handy thing to keep around. Yeah, because the water the water boy had been promoted all the way up to the driver and now he was also doing the conducting bit.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Francisco and Hippolito removed their jackets and tried to beat the flames without any success.
SPEAKER_04I wouldn't thought they would do.
SPEAKER_02Well, you don't know, Neil, because right, perhaps they were wearing blazers. That listener is a top quality joke. Urinating on it is not. That's just filth.
SPEAKER_04It'll put the flames out, wouldn't it? Depends how much you're in a built-in water supply.
SPEAKER_02I could just imagine you turning the fire somewhere.
SPEAKER_04I've got this. I've got this.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna wee on it. Yeah, that'll work.
SPEAKER_04There you go.
SPEAKER_02Right, anyway, let's stop mucking about and we need to be serious because the yard housed not only the powder magazine, which we've already referenced. Yes, that was on its way to on its way to Douglas.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But other locomotives were there as well.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. There were gas tanks and chemical tanks. Not to mention the all-important lifeblood to Nakazari, which were the rail tracks themselves, because they were bringing in food and workers and and letting them export their copper and everything.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And then there was the rail yards at close proximity to houses, shops, and the local school.
SPEAKER_04Ooh. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Jesus knew there was only one thing to do. He had to take the train up and put the mountains between the dynamite and Nagazari, because if he let these flames get out of control where they were, the whole place could go up, couldn't it?
SPEAKER_04It could, yeah, absolutely.
SPEAKER_02I bet he was wishing now that he could get his hands on a cock and listen to what they were saying to him.
SPEAKER_04I bet he wishes now he'd get his hands on what's his face in hospital or people loaded up his lore his train and said, What the hell were you doing you bloody you crazy fools? Where's Tweakel?
SPEAKER_02We need tweakel. Someone would have shouted. So Jesus opened the throttle and began to power the train out from the yard, ordering his crew to jump.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you would, wouldn't you?
SPEAKER_02Eighteen year old Jose refused.
SPEAKER_04He'd punch him off. Get off.
SPEAKER_02And it's his testimony that we have for what happened next. So let's do some picturing. Over the clatter of the arm wheels on the narrow gauge tracks, the chugging of the full capacity engine, the whistle of rushing air going past your head and your ears, and the thud of thumping hearts. Jesus hollered for Jose to jump.
SPEAKER_04Jump Jose, jump Jose.
SPEAKER_02That's what he said. Jump, jump, jump around, jump up, jump up, and get down. If someone has to die, there's no point of it being both of us, he bellowed.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, if we both gotta die, that's silly. Get off this train, you get.
SPEAKER_02Is that Spanish?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Well done.
SPEAKER_04You're welcome.
SPEAKER_02That's a bit of a flavour and colour from the listener. Jazus had made this climb in Locomotive No. Two more times than anyone dared to count, but as the train chugged away, he was frequently checking back down the line to see how far they were from Nakazari to see how many more boxes of dynamite had succumbed to the flames. Jose, I bet his bum was twitching.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I bet it was.
SPEAKER_02I bet his his his little bum hairs was probably singing as well.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Jose insisted on staying with his friend and mentor until finally all but forced him to jump. I don't know whether that meant like just in the air or off the train.
SPEAKER_04Everything off the train.
SPEAKER_02Jose rolled over and over through the dust and scrub, but was remarkably unhurt, so he did depart the train.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, he jumped off it. He did.
SPEAKER_02That was a good guess, Neil.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02He probably did, yeah. He probably did do it and not lose his hat.
SPEAKER_04Swing his arms around and stuff, and yeah, didn't lose his hat, so got up and just pushed himself off with his hat and put it back on again in a in a sexy sort of sly look in his face.
SPEAKER_02Is that how you find it?
SPEAKER_04Yep.
SPEAKER_02Okay. He managed to scramble back up the track and take shelter behind a low bridge.
SPEAKER_04Ah good idea.
SPEAKER_02Now from his shelter behind a low bridge, up ahead he could see Jesus frantically gesturing for the folks scattered around camp six, which was just four miles or six kilometres out of Nakazari to run and take cover. But people saw it was good old friendly Jesus Garcia and assumed he was just waving hello.
SPEAKER_04He would do up, mate.
SPEAKER_02He's he's like get out of the bloody way, it's gonna blow. I'm gonna throw on fire.
SPEAKER_04Skidado, Skidado, Skidado.
SPEAKER_02Get out of the way.
SPEAKER_04Oh you go.
SPEAKER_02And they're all going, Hello! Hello, Jesus. Hello, Jesus.
SPEAKER_04We just said hello to you, and you last run greedy pig.
SPEAKER_02I say I say he's in a bit of a rush today. Yes. Seems a bit erratic. He's got his hat off, he's waving it at us and everything. Jose, of course, was watching from his little bridge, could taste the dryness in his mouth as he watched that plucky locomotive climb the final ridge. He crouched almost ready to make the jump on behalf of his friend. He was gonna make it, he thought. Jesus had saved them all over again. Good old Jesus.
SPEAKER_04Again, close to the rim.
SPEAKER_02But then just fifty meters a hundred and sixty four feet from safety.
SPEAKER_04What happened?
SPEAKER_02That's what happened. A lightning flash of perfect white, the noise of the explosion echoed around the mountains and could be heard ten miles or sixteen kilometers away.
SPEAKER_04How do they know?
SPEAKER_02Because people would have reported it, I'd imagine.
SPEAKER_04Did they get to eleven miles and people go, No, I never heard a thing?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Oh okay.
SPEAKER_02That's exactly what happened. Thick grey smoke bloomed to block out the sky.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02The shockwave broke windows in Nakazari four miles distant. So just a shockwave of this boom broke windows four miles distant. Some reported dinner plates being shook from their tables.
SPEAKER_04Well, I'd be raging with that.
SPEAKER_02Twisted metal, shrapnel and rubble hammered down into the streets and roofs of Nagasari. So you imagine you're one of the imagin yeah you imagine you're one of the school kids, and you sat there in your school, all of a sudden the ground started shaking, the windows cave in, and all you hear on your roof outside is this sort of thing that world was ending.
SPEAKER_04You would, wouldn't you?
SPEAKER_02By some miracle, locomotive number two had clung stubbornly to the twisted tracks above the freshly blown twenty-foot crater. But tragically, Jesus Garcia was lost.
SPEAKER_04What he lost his way? Could he see his head?
SPEAKER_02His body was found far from the scene and was only identifiable because of a solitary boot.
SPEAKER_04Ah, well, so they couldn't find anything it was was he naked or was he in bits?
SPEAKER_02He was pretty badly burnt and probably in bits.
SPEAKER_04There could be a bit of some sit out there then.
SPEAKER_02Well, I doubt it, Neil.
SPEAKER_04Yes, you want to go. You don't know. It could have taken that long to drop down.
SPEAKER_02You think you're taking the family there for the UX holiday to have a look? No. In all, thirteen people died that day.
SPEAKER_04Just be well, do you know what? I'm not going there, Steve. I'm not going there.
SPEAKER_02I'd imagine actually more than thirteen people died that day if you're talking globally. But in Nakazari, in this incident, thirteen people died that day. Two children were blinded, which was an utter tragedy for such a close-knit community, but there could have been countless more lives lost were it not for the selfless actions of one man. Jesus Garcia died just six days before his twenty sixth birthday.
SPEAKER_05Why?
SPEAKER_02Well, because he was blown up in a train.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Today he's a national hero in Mexico.
SPEAKER_04Is he?
SPEAKER_02There are schools, streets, bridges, and plazas all named after him.
SPEAKER_04Is it now?
SPEAKER_02Every November the seventh, the country celebrates Railroad Workers' Day in his honour.
SPEAKER_04Still.
SPEAKER_02And Rosa attended the Nakazari Remembrance every year until her death in 1924, when mysteriously she stopped attending.
SPEAKER_04Right. Why did she stop attending?
SPEAKER_02Well, it's a bit of a mystery. She attended every year until her death in 1924 and she just stopped. No one really knows why. Jesus was posthumously awarded the American Cross of Honor by the US of A.
SPEAKER_04Right, that's no good.
SPEAKER_02The first Mexican ever to have the honor bestowed. And two years after the accident, the town unveiled a permanent memorial to Jesus Garcia. The hero of Nacazari. No actual monument.
SPEAKER_05Oh right.
SPEAKER_02But there are some very, very sad for me, it's sad enough as it is, isn't it? So something even sadder. Not only did he blow a twenty-foot crater and there's no copper in it, but sadly, Hezuita, his fiancee, did not live to see the unveiling of the memorial to her. Oh, that's sad.
SPEAKER_04Well she she died of sadness, didn't she? Dave died of a broken heart.
SPEAKER_02She did, Neil, yes. I don't like that.
SPEAKER_04That's not nice.
SPEAKER_02Less than a year after Jesus had passed away in his example. The greatest respect the people of Nakazari could pay was to do what in some way Jesus died trying to prevent Blow things up. And that was erase themselves from the map.
SPEAKER_04Oh. I think that's just annual blowing some it up.
SPEAKER_02Shortly after his ultimate sacrifice, the Sonora State Congress decreed that Nakazari would henceforth be known as Nakazari de Garcia. And the town still proudly bears his name to this day. So it's Nakazari de Garcia now. Now, how do you feel about Jesus Garcia Neil?
SPEAKER_04Well, he is a hero, I'll give him that, because he stayed with the train, but you know, and he's and he saved those lives. I just can't get out of my head that he didn't check his load and it didn't say, do you know what? That's too dangerous. This ain't happening, pal. Or you could look at it and think, well, actually it was starting to smoke when he got to the train himself, engine thought bigger this and that of the way. If he did that, fair play to him. If it didn't check his load beforehand and it started to smoke on his journey, then I'm sorry he has a little bit of responsibility to that.
SPEAKER_02If other people he was relying on other people to do these jobs and he had returned knowing that there is a very tight chedgel there for him to get this goods and things up to the mine and then bring the copper back. But perhaps he didn't have time to check the thing properly and was just relying on what other people had told him they'd done. He may have said, Right, lads, I'm going for my lunch, I'm having chicken soup today. Thank you very much for asking. Can you please load it, dynamite at the back, hay at the front, because hay doesn't catch fire, as we all famously know, and away you go. And it just didn't happen, did it?
SPEAKER_04No, it didn't happen, no.
SPEAKER_02But the moral of today's story, of course, is for gentlemen.
SPEAKER_04Check your load before you go anywhere.
SPEAKER_02Well, I was gonna say for gentlemen particularly, we have often been accused of thinking with uh John Thomas's. So when you have got a fear message from a cock, you need to listen.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. You need to follow your cock.
SPEAKER_02Thank you, listener, for staying with us through an exciting story of sacrifice, Jesus, Mexico, and ultimately a tragic story of big holes.
SPEAKER_04Yes, a large crater. Is that still there, do you know? It probably is, is gonna what's the point in filling it in? Have they filled in Jesus' hole?
SPEAKER_02Yes. Thank you, listener, for joining us for another exciting episode of Balabensions. That was very good.
SPEAKER_04That was Spanish.
SPEAKER_02That was Spanish, that's fluent.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it was, yeah, told you.
SPEAKER_02We'll be back again soon.
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SPEAKER_02Pardon?
SPEAKER_04Exactly.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Thank you very much for joining us. We'll be back again soon for another run through history for the people that history has forgotten but shouldn't have. That is a really, really bad sentence. We'll probably leave it there.
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