Say Taylor Three Times Until It Makes Sense (It Won’t) w/ Dave Cruise

In this episode of The Taylor Taylor Taylor Show, Taylor and Dave are back—and somehow things spiral immediately.

What starts with donuts (no, there are no drugs in them… allegedly) quickly turns into a chaotic conversation about birthday plans, questionable decision-making, and the kind of confidence that may or may not be rooted in reality.

From Applebee’s birthday parties to wildly unrealistic ideas and unfiltered takes, this episode leans fully into the magic of being slightly unhinged while trying to make sense of it all.

If you’ve ever made a plan you had no business making, justified it anyway, and laughed through the chaos—you’ll feel right at home here.

Because sometimes the best moments come from saying things three times… until they almost make sense.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:19

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SPEAKER_04 0:36

Hello, hello, hello, and welcome back to the Taylor Taylor Taylor Show. The show where we say things three times until it makes sense. And I'm your host, I'm Taylor Brooke, with my best friend.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

I'll take it. Thank you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 0:54

Did you like that I incorporated the ChatGPT intro?

SPEAKER_01 0:57

That was perfect, yeah. I think it was amazing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 0:59

That was one of my favorite parts of last episode that we did was the little sitcom that ChatGPT made us.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

Yeah, it's amazing how accurate it is. It was amazing. Should we start doing that every time?

SPEAKER_04 1:08

Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_01 1:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:09

I think that's a great idea. How was your day so far, Dave? What have you done today?

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Um I have not had anything to drink yet.

SPEAKER_04 1:16

Really?

SPEAKER_01 1:17

Yeah, which by the way, the last time I was here, uh by this point of the podcast, you had already robbed a liquor store and drugged me.

SPEAKER_04 1:23

I yeah. By this time, last time we were here, I had already robbed a liquor store and drugged you. And today I just brought donuts. I thought, eh, we'll we'll be we'll err on the side of caution today.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

What's in them?

SPEAKER_04 1:35

Uh yeah, what's in them? Um, nothing. There's no drugs in the donuts, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

Have you ever had to say that out loud before?

SPEAKER_04 1:41

No, no.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

There's no drugs in the donuts.

SPEAKER_04 1:44

No drugs in the donuts. Hello, hi, hey. I'm so sorry to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming, but I'm here to talk about the brand new sponsor that we have for this episode of the podcast. It is called Build a Bra. You're like, Taylor, wait, what is that? What is build a bra? It's exactly what it sounds like. You build a bra. Do you know that most women are wearing the wrong sized bra? Yeah, they are. Build a bra helps you get the bra that is made for you. Female founded, female run, you're gonna want to check them out. Okay, I do want to talk about drugs because I think this might be your job. Drugs my birthday.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

Drugs are my job?

SPEAKER_04 2:23

Kind of.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Wouldn't that be great? So, hey, what do you do for a living? Drugs. Drugs.

SPEAKER_04 2:27

So my birthday's coming up. It's in two months. May 18th. Maybe like three months. It's not really coming up. It's like coming up. It's like almost here. So I'm having my birthday party at the local Applebee's. Of course. Okay, I'm having my birthday party at the local Applebee's bar.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

And one And they'll still let you in even though you've admitted to stealing their glasses.

SPEAKER_04 2:45

Yeah, I don't I think they like that about me. I think they're like, oh, she's cool and fun. Or they're like, it's not worth it. Either way, no one has ever asked me to do drugs. So I want someone to bring drugs to Applebee's and ask me to do drugs on my birthday so I can say, no, why would you ask me that? I don't do drugs, but I just need someone to do drugs.

SPEAKER_01 3:03

Because are you afraid at this point you you don't seem like someone who would do drugs and that makes you uncool?

SPEAKER_04 3:08

Yeah. Like no one's ever asked me.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

What kind of drugs? Like cocaine would be fine.

unknown 3:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:14

Wow. Well, like when you think What about just like a stronger Advil?

SPEAKER_04 3:18

No, you mean like you mean your dog's medication? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:22

Some gabba pen. Yes. Yeah, why not? Just a little GABA pen here and there.

SPEAKER_01 3:25

You know what that is?

SPEAKER_04 3:26

I d yes, yes. Um, you said that you took your dog's Gabapentin at one point.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

Oh, yeah, it's relaxing.

SPEAKER_04 3:31

That that's it's like nausea medicine, right?

SPEAKER_01 3:33

I think anti-nause? I don't know. Calm me down. Yeah, I'm sure I didn't. Start chasing cars peeing on trees. It was very weird. It was crazy.

SPEAKER_04 3:40

It was a normal Saturday for you, actually.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

All right, so are are you uh selecting me to be the person that brings the drugs?

SPEAKER_04 3:46

I don't particularly want to know who's bringing the drugs because I want it to be a surprise when someone asks me, but you're one of my top three contenders.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

Okay, and I live in Philly.

SPEAKER_04 3:54

And you do live in Philly.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

Who are the other two? Are they also city folk?

SPEAKER_04 3:57

No.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

There's people who seem like they've they'd be able to find drugs.

SPEAKER_04 4:00

Yeah. Yep, just people that look a little sketchy. Two of them are Nate's friends, honestly. You and two of Nate's friends. One of the dandelion guy who we know.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know what I'll probably do is I'll probably take some of my dog's four-year expired Gabapen and just crumbling it. And just like crush it up.

SPEAKER_04 4:16

And then that would be the one night where I'm like, eh, I mean, why don't I try cooking? I'm in the hospital.

SPEAKER_01 4:21

Why are people addicted to this? It doesn't do anything.

SPEAKER_04 4:23

It doesn't do anything. So we gotta talk about something that happened recently on this podcast. And I wasn't gonna touch it. I wasn't gonna talk about it at all. Okay. Because I I was gonna avoid the whole legal of everything. But I'm gonna talk about that.

SPEAKER_01 4:35

But that's not that's not on brand.

SPEAKER_04 4:37

That's not who we are on this podcast. So I texted you this week and I said, Dave, I think I'm gonna get sued.

SPEAKER_01 4:43

Yeah. And by the way, I don't hear from Taylor that often, but whenever I do, it's chaos. You know, I'll look at it and you just see like who it is, and maybe like the first couple words I look at, and I'm like, oh, this can't be good. It it was whenever you message me, it's usually something that's kind of out there.

SPEAKER_04 4:55

It was out there. It's because I made a comment about a certain Bravo celebrity, and they didn't like it. Their team didn't like it. Their team made a whole video.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

Now, do you know did the actual person not like it? Or like did she see it in comment, or do you think it was just her representation that flipped out?

SPEAKER_04 5:14

Her representation, I think, is the only one that flipped out because she didn't view my profile at all after that. Like there was no legacy of her on my page. So I'm like, okay. And that I can say her name because you made the video, bitch. So let's air it out. Um, me asking for a me bringing up that I wanted someone on the podcast and they said they would only take paid opportunities.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 5:41

That's a fact. That's what happened. If you don't like that that happened, then maybe advise your client a little better in the future. Maybe. But that's just my two cents. I don't have 25 years plus in marketing and all whatever you said. Also, maybe cite what you actually did because I could say I worked 20 years in media. Dave's worked 80 years in media.

unknown 6:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:03

And he's like, But we were pretty good considering the age, right?

SPEAKER_04 6:05

Yeah, right? So I it was wild. And then you sent me a Reddit thread.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

Well, uh, me, as you said, being as old as I am, I had no idea who this Bravo person was. So I had to look her up. Yeah. And then I had to look up the show that she was on. I'm like, I don't understand any of that stuff. So then because this woman who messaged you, her PR person or agent, whatever it is, seemed to be a bit unhinged. A little bit. So I I Googled her. I'm like, there's no way this girl has been in media this long and hasn't lost her shit. So there's this red thread that's just hysterical about nuts. Her going off and her social media and her website. So then I went on her website, and you would think someone who's been in media for 23 years and is an agent uh that one of the things that's important is keeping your social media and website looking good because you're supposed to take care of that for your clients, I would think. So she has, I believe, six pages, six different tabs on her website, three of which are unfinished. And the date on top says 2021.

SPEAKER_04 7:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

I mean, well, that's why they needed X amount of dollars to come on the podcast so she could pay her web to that's why I'm surprised she could even find you since she has very little Weber social media presence. How did she ever find you? Did she the video that she posted where she was slamming you and talking about how she's an expert and you're a new unknown podcaster?

SPEAKER_04 7:26

That merch is coming out soon. New and unknown.

SPEAKER_01 7:29

Is that the first you saw of it, or did she reach out to you ahead of time?

SPEAKER_04 7:31

No. So a lot of people have asked me that same question. So I've gotten a lot of DMs and emails and even phone calls from people in that world, and they've said, Did she reach out to you? Did she call you? I said, no. I didn't know that this happened until 12 hours after it happened. Like someone had to tag me in her video because she blocked me. So I couldn't see it. And then someone tagged or sent the Reddit thread to me, and they were like, is this you? And I was like, no, this actually isn't a time where I'm posting on Reddit as myself. Like I'm not pretending to be a fan. This is legit. So yeah, we have enemies in that sphere, and I don't really care.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

Wow. Wouldn't you think, uh, having not done PR marketing before, especially someone who does not have 23 years of experience. Sure, yeah. Wouldn't you reach out to the person, like DM or exchange numbers or text and talk about it and not just immediately throw out a video? Or do you think she throws out this video on Instagram or TikTok, wherever it is, as a way to draw up attention for her client that nobody else wants to talk to?

SPEAKER_04 8:27

I it has to be that because okay, this happened over a week ago at this point, or almost a week ago at this point. I haven't gotten a letter. I haven't gotten anything. So you would think like if you're gonna send me a cease and desist, if you're really, really, really annoyed about defamation, which I have a legal team too, babe.

SPEAKER_01 8:45

Have you gotten a cease and desist before?

SPEAKER_04 8:47

No.

SPEAKER_01 8:48

I think it'd be very exciting.

SPEAKER_04 8:49

Well, I'm gonna hang it right here.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:51

Right here in the middle. Yeah. And I didn't think it'd be cute. I'd frame it my home.

SPEAKER_01 8:55

I also had to look up uh the name of this Bravo person um who seems to be now in the field of sound baths. What the fuck is that? That seems like the most annoying thing ever. I watched her do a video of it.

SPEAKER_04 9:09

You hit a bowl and then you sit in your have you done that before? Like once or twice.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

Do you enjoy it?

SPEAKER_04 9:16

No.

SPEAKER_01 9:17

I would have a migraine for weeks.

SPEAKER_04 9:18

I don't like, I don't believe in the witchy woo-woo stuff in that way. Like, I don't think a sound bath is gonna cure my depression. Like, that's what Zolb is for.

SPEAKER_01 9:27

Or tequila, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:28

Or tequila is for.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Yeah, you put it in.

SPEAKER_04 9:32

Yeah, you're not really supposed to do that. We don't advise doing that on this podcast.

SPEAKER_01 9:35

Says the girl who wants to do cocaine at Applebee's. Okay, we're you set the bar pretty low.

SPEAKER_04 9:40

The fact that I told my mom and dad, my mom and dad were like what what? Like they just didn't even, nothing would like it just went right over their heads. They were like, okay, but like, do you want us to bring you out to dinner someplace nice? I said, What Applebee's isn't someplace nice?

SPEAKER_01 9:54

Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:54

That's someplace nice to me.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

They should be proud that you haven't done drugs yet.

SPEAKER_04 9:59

I honestly I think they're like, that's just not Taylor. You know, like that's just not her. She's too crazy without drugs. That's like she just doesn't need it. So yeah, Applebee's birthday party.

SPEAKER_01 10:09

Um, we also Well, I want to uh back to the crazy lady for a second. So has she left you alone now?

SPEAKER_04 10:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:16

She posts like the original video and then another video uh wanting an apology.

SPEAKER_04 10:21

And it's like really silent on her part now. And because when she wanted the apology, I I said sorry. Did I not? I did say sorry. I put Justin Bieber sorry on my story. And I said, Is it too late now to say sorry? Uh you don't know that that's not my love language. Maybe I'm being authentic that way. You actually don't know me at all. So it's really weird of you to make these videos. And just on like a on a cosmetic note, she could have gotten her roots done or brushed her hair. And that's just me being honest. This is girl to girl just trying to help you out, babe.

SPEAKER_01 10:52

But um The two videos she did uh put up about you were got the most views and likes of any videos she's put up in months, so it did kind of work for her. It did kind of work for her. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:00

Um, and also I don't think it's scaring people that much because like dropping the fourth wall here, this will probably come out after anyway. We have a Bravo celebrity on the podcast on Monday, like in three days. Oh, okay. So I think NBC is fine with me right now. NBC, are we cool? Are we cool? Love that. Love that for us. Whatever. People are crazy. And then, you know, like I have some friends on other Bravo shows, and I'm in a group chat with them, and they're like, dude, this is wild.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

Do they have any idea who this lady is?

SPEAKER_04 11:30

No. No, no, she's come out of the woodwork. It's so weird.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

Yeah, she's very bizarre.

SPEAKER_04 11:35

Yeah, she's very bizarre.

SPEAKER_01 11:36

It it's kind of like uh, and again, not to I should judge anyone, but we're kind of doing it this whole time. Yeah. Um, if you're somebody uh who's of note that you're on reality show or Bravo level fame, is this the person you would pick to represent you?

SPEAKER_04 11:49

Right. I think with her if wait me, if I would I pick her?

SPEAKER_01 11:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:54

No.

SPEAKER_01 11:54

No.

SPEAKER_04 11:55

No. Oh god, no. I know. I think I'm better at ever at everything than anyone is. I would be like, no, I'm a better publicist than you. Like, I've gotten myself more PR than that woman's gotten for her client since Scandal. So I'm gonna touch back on Applebee's because have I went there the other day and there was a really nice bartender, so I gave her my card and I was like, here, hit up my friend Dave. Did she ever hit you up?

SPEAKER_01 12:17

No. Thanks, Taylor.

SPEAKER_04 12:20

God damn it. She acted like she was. She like she did seem like she was, and then she's like, I'll follow you on Instagram.

unknown 12:29

Wait.

SPEAKER_01 12:29

I'm sure it wasn't to get a great tip.

SPEAKER_04 12:31

Wait, stop. Do you think that's a good idea?

SPEAKER_01 12:32

That's like the guys who go to strip clubs, go, she loves me.

SPEAKER_04 12:35

Wait, no.

SPEAKER_01 12:37

What?

SPEAKER_04 12:38

You think that's why she was being so nice? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Did you give her a nice tip?

SPEAKER_04 12:41

I yeah, well, it was my dad was there, so yeah.

unknown 12:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:45

Yeah, I mean she got a nice tip. Really?

SPEAKER_01 12:48

Should we go there?

SPEAKER_04 12:49

That's where my birthday party is.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

Okay, at that time.

SPEAKER_04 12:52

That same one, yeah. Wilmington, Delaware, Apple Beach.

SPEAKER_01 12:54

What was wrong with her that you thought she'd be good for me?

SPEAKER_04 12:56

See, the thing is there was nothing wrong with her. Like, she was like pretty cool. And she was like, I'm a strong, independent woman. I don't need a man to buy me things. And I was like, that's perfect for Dave. He doesn't want to buy women things. Exactly. Like she should go out with him.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

Is that that's probably why? Is that how you sold me to her? No, I sold you to I'm the guy who's not gonna spend a nickel on you.

SPEAKER_04 13:15

No, I said he's a big name in media. That's what I said. And then she probably googled you.

SPEAKER_01 13:20

So you lied.

SPEAKER_04 13:21

I didn't lie. I you're kind. You're a name. People know who you are.

SPEAKER_01 13:25

I have a name.

SPEAKER_04 13:26

You yeah, you have a name. Um, it's funny. Actually, who did I mention? I can't mention it here, never mind. But I did mention you to someone the other day that we both know because I'm going down to Nashville next month for a podcast creator house sort of thing that we're doing.

SPEAKER_01 13:39

Sounds fun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:40

Yeah, we're going during CRS. Have you been to CRS?

SPEAKER_01 13:42

Uh no, I have not.

SPEAKER_04 13:43

It's a country radio seminar. I've never been during that time frame either, but we got an Airbnb collab, so we're bringing down the dogs and we're driving.

SPEAKER_01 13:51

To Nashville from here. How long is the drive?

SPEAKER_04 13:53

12 hours.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

Is husband doing all the driving?

SPEAKER_04 13:58

I kind of want to drive through Kentucky, but that's only like 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 14:00

Just so you can drive.

SPEAKER_04 14:01

So, like just so I can say I drove through Kentucky because that's right.

SPEAKER_01 14:03

Is it because it's longer than it is wide? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:06

So we're doing that. That's gonna be interesting.

SPEAKER_01 14:07

Are you gonna stop at every state line and straddle it so you have one?

SPEAKER_04 14:10

Yes. I want to do that. I think it's gonna be great content. It's gonna be so much fun. Would Clover be good traveling or no? Is she a traveling dog?

SPEAKER_01 14:18

No, she sits in the back seat in pants the whole time. Okay. So I brought her in the front seat, but she sits backwards in the front seat, so her face is right up against the back of the chair.

SPEAKER_04 14:26

Why?

SPEAKER_01 14:27

She does because she's a dog and doesn't understand cars.

SPEAKER_04 14:30

Well, and she's a city dog.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

Yeah, yeah, city dog. Not great at traveling.

SPEAKER_04 14:33

Not great at traveling. Is your mattress still on the floor?

SPEAKER_01 14:35

Yeah. Okay. She has bad knees, so the mattress is on the floor. Forever. So she can just yeah, I guess so.

SPEAKER_04 14:40

Oh, poor baby.

SPEAKER_01 14:41

Yeah. Makes it hard to get out of bed in the morning.

SPEAKER_04 14:43

You just roll off. You just keep rolling.

SPEAKER_01 14:46

Just keep rolling until I can grab onto something.

SPEAKER_04 14:48

That's kind of amazing.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

I do have to explain when I get a dog walker, uh, which I do sometimes for long days at work, and I have to put these paragraphs about just so you know when you walk into my place. Because I also put plastic on top of the mattress because Clover gets mad at me and peas on the mattress when I'm gone. So there's a mattress, so there's a bed frame with nothing on it, then a mattress on the floor next to the bed and it's covered in plastic. So I have to explain that I'm not slaughtering. So it's like an old lady's apartment. Or I'm not Dexter, I'm not slaughtering people.

SPEAKER_04 15:15

That you know what? Someone actually gave me a contact the other day and they were like, hey, you can contact Dexter. And they said no last name. And I said, Dexter Morgan? You want me to contact Dexter? That's the only Dexter I know. Right. Who names their kid Dexter?

SPEAKER_01 15:26

Yeah, no one should.

SPEAKER_04 15:27

No, no one should. Like Dex.

SPEAKER_01 15:30

Why would you need Dexter? Do you have a list? List of people?

SPEAKER_04 15:33

I have a list of people. I need some things taken care of. No, it was like some guy from a management group. And they were like, oh, email Dexter. And I was like, You sure?

SPEAKER_01 15:40

Do you feel bad for that guy? Like once the show Dexter came out, he's kind of fucked. Like that's all anyone's gonna talk to him about.

SPEAKER_04 15:44

All anyone's gonna talk about. Oh, okay. I need to touch back on something that we talked about last time you were on about Jesse Buckley.

SPEAKER_01 15:50

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 15:51

I said I had no idea who she was. And I was like, oh, I don't know who that is. I know exactly who Jesse Buckley is. She is a uh she's gotten a lot of popularity recently for ham net and everything she's been in. But she's an Ursulin girl, Ursulin Academy, but from Ireland.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

There's one over there? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:06

They're they're all over the world. And so I went back to my alma mater and they were like, Oh, have you seen all the Jesse Buckley stuff? And I was like, Yeah, my friend dates her. Yeah, my friend dates her, actually. Sure. I like how you spun that.

SPEAKER_01 16:18

Yeah. Yeah, why not? Yeah, I talked to her for 30 seconds once. Sure, that counts. Well, it's funny, but so you guys are like related. So we're like sisters, yeah. Can you just DM her? Did you start following her?

SPEAKER_04 16:26

I did start following her and I did DM her. I was like, hey, follow her saline girl, what's up?

SPEAKER_01 16:30

Well, it's funny because You're gonna get another cease and desist, aren't you?

SPEAKER_04 16:32

I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that. Like I said, keep them coming. Well, I put that clip on shorts, YouTube Shorts, and there's a couple people commenting and they're like, Who is this guy? Like they think you're somebody very important. Like they're like, wait, who is he?

SPEAKER_01 16:45

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 16:45

And I'm like, this is so funny, I'm just gonna let it keep going. Yeah. Like the lore of like, who's this man flirting with just agent I've never had.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

I don't have to pay you.

SPEAKER_04 16:51

Yeah, we need to talk about that.

SPEAKER_01 16:53

Okay. I do have something for you. Um so you being married, uh, I would hope don't know about hinge or dating apps, right?

SPEAKER_04 17:01

The app designed to be deleted.

SPEAKER_01 17:02

Yeah, so I have 17. Oh, is that their line?

SPEAKER_04 17:03

Yeah, isn't it? I love that.

SPEAKER_01 17:05

I've had it for like eight years, so thanks, Hinge. Fuckers. So because they think everybody who's an adult and single is a fucking Neanderthal and can't carry on a conversation with someone, they have these things they call hinge prompts. You put them on your profile and it's a way to stir up conversation because you're too much of a brain dead monkey to be able to do it. Right, right. So I'm gonna ask you some of these hinge prompts and see what your answer would be.

SPEAKER_04 17:26

This is such a good idea, okay.

SPEAKER_01 17:27

Okay, ready? This first question, I made this the first one because I don't I don't know what the answer would be. I don't understand it. What Taylor Swift era are you?

SPEAKER_04 17:34

Era?

SPEAKER_01 17:35

Era. Yeah. Era? Yeah, era.

SPEAKER_04 17:38

Uh I think I'm folklore era.

SPEAKER_01 17:40

I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_04 17:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 17:41

Uh what kind of drunk are you? Um like are you Well, I think violent is what we learned from your last story.

SPEAKER_04 17:49

I think I'm really happy. I like I like I'm way nicer, yeah, than in real life.

SPEAKER_01 17:53

I think my first time seeing you drunk, you were dancing in the bar.

SPEAKER_04 17:56

I'm always dancing on an elevated surface. Yeah. It was not. There is a video of that.

SPEAKER_01 18:02

What's the most unhinged thing you've done so far this year?

SPEAKER_04 18:06

Oh, this year?

SPEAKER_01 18:07

Uh that seems like that's a whole separate podcast.

SPEAKER_04 18:10

No, it really is. I think the most unhinged thing I've done recently is uh probably the the PR thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:18

Yeah, probably uh getting the cease and desist. What's something you're legitimately bad at other than dancing?

SPEAKER_04 18:24

Ice skating. I'm not a good ice skater.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

No? Were you watching the Olympics and you were jealous?

SPEAKER_04 18:28

I love Tara Lipinski. Like I really, really like her. Yeah. So no, I am horrible at ice skating, but Rainier is taking ice skating lessons. So I might do that to get better. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:39

How is her taking lessons gonna make you better? Well, I might do it with her, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:42

Well, she goes at like 7 a.m.

unknown 18:44

though.

SPEAKER_01 18:44

That seems unnatural.

SPEAKER_04 18:45

That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_01 18:46

You're gonna wear like a football helmet and pads and everything?

SPEAKER_04 18:48

I bought knee pads just to get it.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

Um not that you're not already, but if you get famous, what would you be famous for?

SPEAKER_04 18:55

Talking shit.

SPEAKER_01 18:57

My answer for every one of these would be porn, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 19:00

Oh, okay. Nice. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 19:02

Uh which social media platform needs to die?

SPEAKER_04 19:04

Twitter. Fuck Elon Musk. Weirdo. Weirdo.

SPEAKER_01 19:08

If you could start a rumor about yourself, what would it be?

SPEAKER_04 19:12

Oh god. If I could start a rumor about myself.

SPEAKER_01 19:16

Are there already some that you started?

SPEAKER_04 19:19

Yeah, I'm sure. Uh if I could start a rumor about myself, it would be- I was invited to Taylor Swift's wedding. That would be an awesome one.

SPEAKER_01 19:26

You still might be.

SPEAKER_04 19:27

I still might be. I couldn't say if I was.

SPEAKER_01 19:29

Who is the worst celebrity couple?

SPEAKER_04 19:33

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

Are they still together? Is he still slapping people? Or is he done with that?

SPEAKER_04 19:40

I don't I kind of liked it when he did that though. Like I that was kind of cool.

SPEAKER_01 19:43

He should have owned it and just slapped somebody every day.

SPEAKER_04 19:45

That's yeah, right. Like you're Will Smith. You can smack whoever you want.

SPEAKER_01 19:48

I'd like to be smacked by Will Smith. I mean he looks big like that would hurt like hell.

SPEAKER_04 19:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:52

Uh, where's the worst place to get broken up with?

SPEAKER_04 19:55

On a street and many hunk at 3 a.m., let me tell you.

SPEAKER_01 19:58

Is that did that happen?

SPEAKER_04 19:59

That did happen, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:01

Were you were you the one getting broken up with or doing the breaking up?

SPEAKER_04 20:04

I did the breaking up, but I had to like call my dad, and my dad had to pick me up at like 3 a.m. in the middle of the city. And he was so excited though. He was like, let's get McDonald's.

SPEAKER_01 20:11

He was happy that you broke up?

SPEAKER_04 20:13

Yeah. Oh, he was super happy. And he was like, You're wasted. We should get some food in you. And I was like, Who are you, Dad? Like, it was great. Yeah, fine night.

SPEAKER_01 20:22

Uh, what's a TV show everyone but you has seen?

SPEAKER_04 20:25

Cheers.

SPEAKER_01 20:26

Never seen Cheers.

SPEAKER_04 20:27

I've never seen Cheers, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:28

But that's where everybody knows your name.

SPEAKER_04 20:29

I know, I know. I gotta watch it.

SPEAKER_01 20:31

I've never seen Sopranos.

SPEAKER_04 20:33

Oh, you would love Sopranos. There's a lot of naked women in that show.

SPEAKER_01 20:37

I'm in.

SPEAKER_04 20:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:38

Uh what's the weirdest thing you do when you're alone?

SPEAKER_04 20:42

Um so I like to turn on my TV in the basement, turn all the lights off, wait, and then put on a concert, like put on a crowd, and then I grab my microphone and I stand on an elevated surface and I perform for my dogs. A lot of the time it's the air is tour. The ear is tour. Moving on.

unknown 21:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 21:02

Um, would you be friends with your high school self?

SPEAKER_04 21:06

Yeah. Yeah, she was a she was really shy. She was a really shy girl. I think I would be like, just talk more. And it doesn't matter if people don't like you.

SPEAKER_01 21:13

So are you making up for it now? Yeah, I'm making up for it now.

SPEAKER_04 21:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:16

You didn't use up nearly enough words in high school?

SPEAKER_04 21:18

No, everyone that knows me from high school is probably like, this is what she does for a living. She never talked. She didn't say anything.

SPEAKER_01 21:24

Did you ever take one of those things? I remember we had to take some sort of uh maybe I don't know if it was freshman year in college or in high school, some sort of uh test we had to fill out like a thousand different uh things and it would tell you what you were going to be.

SPEAKER_04 21:34

Yeah, what did you get?

SPEAKER_01 21:36

Uh radio DJ.

SPEAKER_04 21:37

No, really?

SPEAKER_01 21:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:39

I got teacher. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 21:41

So they worked.

SPEAKER_04 21:42

So it kind of worked, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:43

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 21:43

We so I did show my class this week a podcast episode. Because I am a professor. If you guys don't know, I'm a professor at a university. Which is very very shocking. Yeah. And I so I showed them the episode.

SPEAKER_01 21:55

Which one did you show them?

SPEAKER_04 21:56

The one we're Lun Busting? No. And they actually they had They had comments and concerns. Like they raised ethical questions. Yeah. And to which I said, that's not why I'm showing you this. I don't need any ethical questions. I don't need your moral compass. I'm morally flexible. But um, yeah, they had a lot of a lot of questions, but I think they were shocked as well that like this podcast is a thing. Like that this is something that we don't.

SPEAKER_01 22:18

Do you are you should I stop cursing then? Like, are you do your students watch this?

SPEAKER_04 22:22

They do watch this. No, don't talk. Well, actually, high school students even watch this. My alma mater, my high school alma mater. I just went in and spoke to the girls. And it was wild that after I did this little talk, they a couple-year-talking to high school kids now.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

Dude, yeah. Why do people keep putting kids in front of you?

SPEAKER_04 22:38

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 22:39

So that's shocking.

SPEAKER_04 22:40

A couple girls came up and they were like, We're big fans. And I was like, Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. I was like, my ego did not need this. I was like, take a hat. Take a speaker. Yeah, it was awesome.

SPEAKER_01 22:51

Well, Juno, you have fans everywhere. My niece uh uh in Chicago.

SPEAKER_04 22:54

I love that.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

Niece Ellie's a big fan of yours.

SPEAKER_04 22:56

I I love your niece Ellie. I follow her back on Instagram.

SPEAKER_01 22:59

I told her about your I sh I sent her the video of this PR woman going off on you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:04

What did she think?

SPEAKER_01 23:04

I said I said Taylor's gonna go to jail. Look at this video.

SPEAKER_04 23:07

Amazing. Yeah. It would be great if I did go to jail.

SPEAKER_01 23:10

Do you think you'd be good?

SPEAKER_04 23:11

I think so. You know what? This is a perfect time. We're gonna call my dad.

SPEAKER_01 23:16

For oh God.

SPEAKER_04 23:19

If I got arrested, what do you think it would be for?

SPEAKER_02 23:22

Uh for you, it would probably be if you got arrested. It would probably be for you probably yell at somebody.

SPEAKER_04 23:32

So you think like verbal or physical violence?

SPEAKER_02 23:36

Uh not physical. I think it's more emotional.

SPEAKER_04 23:40

Emotional warfare. If Dave got arrested, what would Dave be arrested for?

SPEAKER_02 23:44

Uh Dave would be arrested for stalking.

SPEAKER_04 23:49

Well done. Thank you so much for being part of the Taylor Taylor Taylor show, Dad. We appreciate you.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

Have a wonderful day.

SPEAKER_04 23:58

He's not phased by anything.

SPEAKER_01 23:59

Is he used to these kind of questions? You always call him up with a random question like that. Yeah. I'm worried how quickly he answered stalking for me.

SPEAKER_04 24:04

Yeah, he did answer that fairly quickly.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

He took time thinking about yours.

SPEAKER_04 24:07

He did. He took time.

SPEAKER_01 24:08

Yeah, you would verbally assault someone, probably give them an eating disorder.

SPEAKER_04 24:11

Oh, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 24:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:13

Taylor Brooke, known for giving people an eating disorder. That's what I need off.

SPEAKER_01 24:17

Is that the new merch? It's a lot to put on a hat.

SPEAKER_04 24:19

Um, the unknown and what was it? Unknown and unknown podcast. New and unknown podcaster. That was a lot to put on merch. I'm trademarking that though. That's already the problem. Yeah, they do make you like pay for the letter. Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_01 24:32

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 24:32

Well, I got a bunch of stuff for Nashville for CRS, and I got a bunch of cups and like koozies, and they said I turned Taylor on in Nashville. I'm so excited. I think it's gonna go over.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

I like how specific all your merch is.

SPEAKER_04 24:44

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SPEAKER_01 25:17

You're moving around like something is happening.

SPEAKER_04 25:19

No, because this was one of the most embarrassing moments for me, and it followed me my whole length of college. One of my best friends, she was one of those girls that if she took a nude, she sent it to you. And she was like, Do I look good in this? And it was more it would be multiple pictures. I'm the type of girl that when I get to class, I want to be the first row. So I was freshman, I was in an English class, I was first seat, first row, and all the baseball baseball boys were behind me. And I knew that because they had their little jackets on and all that shit. So I have my eye message up on my computer and I see Kennedy texting me and I was like, Oh, let me go. And you just hear from behind me the boys go, and the teacher goes, Is everything okay? Like I he was like asking a question. I'm trying to shut my computer, it's so embarrassing. And they're all like, just like looking over. And then I became known as the girl who had nudes on her computer during English one. Yeah. And that was really embarrassing. Because she looks kind of like me. So it looked like they were my nudes. I could see. And I was just sending them out in English class.

SPEAKER_01 26:15

I could see you, everyone in class, waiting at the back for you to get in and sit down so they could all sit right behind you.

SPEAKER_04 26:20

Yeah. No, it that happened for like three weeks.

SPEAKER_01 26:22

So what's your number? Can I I don't have that contact in my phone?

SPEAKER_04 26:26

Um yeah, uh yeah, you do. Yeah, you actually do. Let's all right. So this has been a really educational episode of the Taylor Taylor Taylor show. I feel like I think we did pretty good this time. Like in terms of like C synthesis, legal stuff.

SPEAKER_01 26:41

Yeah, we yeah, we taught a lot, a lot of good stuff.

SPEAKER_04 26:44

I think we taught people a lot. They learned a lot. And like you said last episode, people listen to us because we're the anti-social media. We make you feel better about yourself, not worse.

SPEAKER_01 26:54

Hope it worked.

SPEAKER_04 26:54

I hope it worked. Tune in next time.

SPEAKER_01 26:57

If you didn't, you're beyond hell. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 27:00

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