Every Other White Guy

Episode 3: Golf, the equivalent of blue balls & the dead internet theory

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Oh look, Episode 3 is here and somehow no one has shut this thing down yet.

🎙 New Episode: Golf, Gin Fizz & The Dead Internet

This week on Every Other White Guy:

  • The boys return from 18 holes of golf, full of confidence and completely mid scorecards
  • Drink of the Week: Pomegranate Gin Fizz 🍸
    • Mac: “This tastes like it costs $18, absolutely not an all-day drink.”
    • Jay: 8.4/10 and emotionally attached
  • We officially stop calling them “our women” and upgrade them to “the producers” (growth đź§ )
  • A deep dive into the Dead Internet Theory:
    • Bots, AI, fake comments, and the horrifying idea that half the internet is just robots talking to robots
    • Also, the #1 digital song being made by AI and not a real human… totally not concerning at all 👍
  • Movie & TV corner: Chad Powers love and pure rage about House of Dynamite having “artistically vague” endings
  • The trap question:
    • “How do you feel about your wives getting Botox, fillers, etc.?”
    • The boys attempt to survive while sitting next to a cosmetic injector and a naturopathic doc. Pray for them.
  • And yes, we talk about Lululemon shorts for men and why they’re apparently the official sponsor of millennial male thighs everywhere

If you like:
 â›łď¸Ź Golf mediocrity
 đźŤ¸ Overanalyzing cocktails
 đꤖ Conspiracy brain
 đź©ł Men defending their Lulu purchases

…this one’s for you.

🎧 Episode 3 is live now wherever you listen.
 đź’Ś Topic ideas, cursed drink combos, or wild conspiracies? Email us: everyotherwhiteguy@gmail.com

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