Every Other White Guy
Every Other White Guy is the podcast literally no one asked for… and yet somehow exactly what your week has been missing.
Hosted by Jay and Mac, two lifelong friends with questionable confidence, average athleticism, and zero authority on anything they talk about, this show is what happens when you hand two dudes microphones, let their wives run the show, and remove any filter whatsoever.
Think two college dudes (or so they wish), coming home from the bars at 2am, drink in hand, and shooting the shit for hours until they finally pass out in the chair.
Each episode features:
🍸 Drink of the Week — the boys taste-test a new cocktail, shot, or unhinged concoction and rate it like they’re Michelin inspectors.
🔥 Unprepared Topics — their wives (aka “the producers”) choose every topic and don’t reveal them until recording. The reactions? Pure, chaotic gold.
📣 The Buzzer — when the guys get too rowdy, too off-topic, or too close to getting canceled, the buzzer sends them to the next topic.
👬 Bromance Energy — sports, conspiracies, hot takes, Costco being a personality trait, stupid debates, and everything else men talk about when unsupervised.
It’s dumb.
It’s honest.
It’s surprisingly wholesome.
And it’s the kind of background chaos that makes you feel like you’re hanging with your funniest friends.
If you like:
✔️ Comedy podcasts
✔️ Married-guy delusion
✔️ Funny banter
✔️ Unhinged drink reviews
✔️ Sports & conspiracies
✔️ Wives keeping husbands alive
…then welcome to the party.
💌 Got a topic, drink idea, or conspiracy for the guys?
Email: everyotherwhiteguy@gmail.com
Subscribe, laugh, and lower your expectations — you’re in the right place.
Every Other White Guy
Episode 5: Butterbeer, Boy Math & the Most Unhinged Snow Day Traditions
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Welcome back, EOG Fam — yes, we’re still working on the name, but we’re rolling with it. In Episode 5, Jay & Mac return with another round of unqualified opinions, delusional confidence, and the unwavering support (and buzzer discipline) of their producers/wives.
This week kicks off with an off-recipe “EOWG Butterbeer,” where the boys bravely navigate whipped cream mustaches, caramel drips, and the philosophical question: at what point does cream curdle?
Spoiler: no one knows, but Mac is confident anyway.
Then we somehow transition into:
- Harry Potter lore (Jay thinks “pothead” is the correct term)
- Why John Williams is the Beyoncé of movie soundtracks
- Mizzou & U of A basketball optimism
- Boy Math, aka "I won $70 but ignore that I’m down $300”
- Buying mystery jerseys like a sports-themed scratcher addiction
- The Cincinnati football team’s… annual snow drawing tradition 👀
- A genuinely wholesome(ish) reflection on how the show is improving
PLUS: Hogwarts Sorting Hat chaos, nostalgic shows, and a debate on why Phoenix residents pull shopping carts backwards like they’re in a snowstorm.
Stick around. Sip something festive. Judge us quietly or loudly. And send us your topic ideas:
📩 everyotherwhiteguypodcast@gmail.com
💬 @everyotherwhiteguy on Instagram
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