A Summer Cookout Chaos Cutting Up

Summer vibes only! 

Lina, Connie, and Producer Matt take Summer by storm. It’s all music, cookout food debates, beach energy, Fire Island plans, tan lines, and how you know summer has really started (hint: shirtless runners and sandals).

They kick things off riffing on The Pointer Sisters, Cher, florals (groundbreaking), and the ultimate summer playlist soundtrack — from Donna Summer and the B‑52’s to “Summertime Sadness,” “Summer Breeze,” bossa nova, and Jessie Ware. If you need songs of the summer inspiration, we’ve got you.

Then it’s cookout chaos: 🍗 What are you bringing to the BBQ? Potato salad? Mac & cheese? Ribs? Curry goat? Watermelon‑feta‑mint salad? Tuna‑pickle pasta? Barbecued shrimp? 

🍹 What are we drinking, babes? Ginger beer, gin + fizzy lemonade, or our chaotic Fire Island special: Corona + tequila + lime. 

We are serving peak summer energy. Drop your go‑to summer song and cookout dish in the comments 👇

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“The Cutting Up: A Kiki with Connie & Lina” is a Pride House Media production.

Producers: Josh Rosenzweig & Matthew Breen.

Graphic Design by Daryl Raymond.

Original Music by 808 BEACH (John “J-C” Carr & Bill Coleman), courtesy of Peace Bisquit. 

 Production Design by Darryl Dickens. 

Photography by Shane Reynolds.

Our very special thanks to Jason Kanner for all your support.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

You're gonna get it, honey. Are you ready? It's time for the cutting up. A Kiki with Connie and Lena. This is your backstage pass to all the dish trips. And that's the truth, Ruth. Come on now. Get into it. Oh, hey, Con Con. Hi Lena. How are you? Wonderful florals again. For spring. Hello. We're giving you jungle love, honey. Ooh. Oh, we oh wee oh. Come on, Morris Day and the time. Ooh. Or Grace Jones. Yes, that's true. Juicy. Juicy. Hello, Tropical Life. Kisses. Vacuum. Vacuum. Paradash. When I think of vacuum, I think of Joey Harry as. Oh, speaking of. No, no. Speaking of I decided to wait a minute. Give us the uh Pointed Sisters, honey. Oh, the Pointed Sisters. What's your favorite Pointed Sisters song? Um, Between Automatic and their rendition of um uh oh gosh. Well um uh Sylvester does it too. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, god damn it. They they they did it live. I can't remember. Wait, please write in. Yeah, Boniva, we need it. Um that is Boniva to remember when you forget shit. Really? See? I thought it was Ginky Goloba. With that too. But Bonivish helps you remember the shit. So take the Ginkgo Golobish. Oh, I remember this is because I just took some before I came out of the show. Wait, what's your name? I don't even know how that all came out right now. That's what he said. Ah speaking of, I have to be on my best behavior now because I believe we have HR in the house. No, thank you, HR.

SPEAKER_01 1:49

I'm regretting my decision already. Thanks. Really bring out your baby blue. And you look good in florals for summer.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

Oh, revolutionary summer.

SPEAKER_01 2:01

Talking about summertime.

SPEAKER_03 2:03

Summertime. Oh, my favorite Jonas Japlin song. Summertime Satna. That and Down on Me.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

I gotta throw in Dare Me.

SPEAKER_03 2:10

What? It is the song by her.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

I gotta throw in Dare Me by the Pointer Sisters.

SPEAKER_03 2:14

Oh, Dare Me. Oh, Dare Me, yes. Oh my god, that song can get it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:19

I love it.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

Oh, I I just love the way that what's her name? Um, would drop her Desmos uh during Automatic. She's giving you that grace vibe. Oh, um, um Anita? Yeah, the the last surviving? Yeah, I think it was Anita, wasn't it? Yes, yeah. And that concert, um, it's it's very this. It is very this. It's it's very this, it's it's that you're talking about 40s. Yes, 40s, yeah. What with the flowers in their hands? It's amazing. And that concert and the maquillage. What? It is it it's it's like uh a Pat McGrath act. Yes, it is. It is absolutely. I know exactly what you're talking about. It's fabulous. And there was also a special they did too. Yes, yeah, yeah. And when they would go on. They were on Carol Brain. Cabernet, chair, everything, chair, my god, the chair, chair show. Chair. Please, chair, come sit in the chair. Okay, HR. What's up? What's the tea, honey bee?

SPEAKER_01 3:20

So we're coming up on the 4th of July, Independence Day.

SPEAKER_03 3:23

We didn't plan that look. We should have worn 4th of July colors. I know. Oh. Well, we're in blue. We're in blue. And I see no, that's pink, not red. Yeah. Well, hopefully we're giving you blue balls. Blonde. Why? White.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

You both look amazing. Thank you. It's like for a high uh high fashion cookout, right? Thank you. You better work a high fashion cookout.

SPEAKER_03 3:48

Yeah, hello. You're making the food because we can't cook. Well, not well, I can't. I can't, well, you can cook. I can grill. Connie can cook. Yeah. Connie can cook. I can cook too. I'm just kidding. I'm a woman. I can't cook. What do I? What do I make? What do I make? Well, reservation. Hello, darling.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

So we we're gonna talk about a bunch of summer stuff, but since we're talking about the cookout, what would you make or bring to the cookout?

SPEAKER_03 4:15

Go on, Con. Um potato salad. Yes, please. Um, mac and cheese. Yes, please. And a rib. Oh, tender rizzle. I'm so hungry. And curry goat. Oh, I haven't had that. Curry goat, yeah. I'm gonna let that one sit off to the side. Okay. Come on, goat. My mom makes a wonderful curry goat. Of course she does. She does. Hello. Mama, con, con. Hello.

SPEAKER_01 4:43

Uh, it's not real conventional, but I like a watermelon and feta and mint salad.

SPEAKER_03 4:48

Love it to watermelon.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

And some barbecued shrimp, probably.

SPEAKER_03 4:51

Oh, scrump. I can have the scrum. Scrump?

SPEAKER_01 4:53

Yeah. I love a little scrum. Scrum. Okay. That's what I think I'd Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:59

And what would you? What would I make? Um, I could do um, I do a really cute um kind of like a um, it's like a pasta, tuna, like a pasta salad with like tuna and like pickles and relish and mayonnaise and mustard and lots of seasoning. Yeah, it's really cute. Sounds very trashy.

SPEAKER_01 5:22

You put it on a hot dog, though. It sounds like you put it on a hot dog.

SPEAKER_03 5:25

You put your hot dog in it. Ah one demerit from the HR so far. I can't help it. When he's around, it just makes me want to do it more.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

Moving, moving ahead. That's what he said.

SPEAKER_02 5:41

Okay, he sent me up for that one.

SPEAKER_01 5:45

Oh, Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 5:47

But would you eat it?

SPEAKER_03 5:48

Um, say the ingredients again. Oh shit. Okay, tuna. Definitely, yes, I would. Definitely. Tuna, pickles, relish, mayonnaise, mustard, lots of seasoning, and pasta. Yeah. Noodle. Sure. Noodle, yeah. A fusili. Not a fusili. I use a um I sometimes do an elbow macaroni. Yeah, I do a like the green spinach. Um mixed the different colored ones, I do. Uh tricoloric. Thank you. That one. Yeah. Do you like a bow tie? I do love a bow tie pasta salad. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. I do. I do. It holds. Yeah. It holds. It holds. It holds. It cradles. It cradles the sauces and the seasoning. Oh, and and I poured the pickle juice uh a little bit on top because you have to have that tart. Tartina. Tart. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:33

All right. It's going to be an interesting cookout. Yeah. Oxtail. And not the goat.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

A little pickle juice pasta. Little watermelon. Pomala's hands is like, wow. What a cookout. When you think. Oh, sorry, go ahead. I do like uh an untraditional salad. The watermelon, I love. And the cheese, I love. It's a Mediterranean style. Yes. I'm alluded to watermelon, I can't. I'm sorry. You are really? I'm sorry. Oh wow. And avocado, yeah. Really? Okay. Avocado and watermelon, sister. Half black in me can't get down with the watermelon. Want wah!

SPEAKER_04 7:14

Want wam.

SPEAKER_03 7:16

Okay, okay. I can say half of that. Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

Well, what would we take to drink?

SPEAKER_03 7:24

Ooh, come on, Khan. What you what you drank and at the cookout. A oh, uh, freshly made ginger beer. Ooh. That's how it's good. Yes, absolutely. With the hot dogs and the burger, that's gonna be nice. Yes, yes. Uh uh. Because you go make a Jamaican-style honey. Yes. A good burn. Ooh, the burn. A good burn. And a digestivo qualities. And a beer chaser honey.

unknown 7:52

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 7:52

Right? Oh, ooh. Bitch, where's this cookout? I'm hungry. They don't feed us on the show, sugar. Okay. What you bringing?

SPEAKER_01 8:01

I gin is a really good summer drink, if you ask me.

SPEAKER_03 8:03

Yeah, you spoke about this one time and you like a gin drink. I like gin drink. That we didn't know the ingredients that you said.

SPEAKER_01 8:08

Uh this one I'm thinking of now is like a carbonated uh lemonade with gin. Yes. Okay. I love that.

SPEAKER_03 8:18

With a kick. Yeah. Hot.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

Oh, but don't laugh. Okay. It's a drink that I made when I lived out in Fire Island. It's called the Loose Man's Hua. Did you not? This is really I got one summer at Band Camp. So what it is is it's it's a Band camp? No, it's the island, which is basically Van Camp. So it's it's a crona beer mixed with tequila. So you mix it all together and then you put fresh lime juice inside of it. Okay. And it's really good. It's called a a loose man's whore because, honey, if you have enough of him, honey, he's gonna be loose and you will be a whore. Oh, okay. It's great. I'd rather him be the whore. Duh. Okay. Well, you're both whores. We're both whoring together, so. Okay. Whore in. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. As an activity. Tom Olive, can you mix us one of those right now? Sugar. I'd really like one.

SPEAKER_01 9:18

So when does it first start to feel like summer to you? Is there something that happens, date on the calendar? Is it July 4th? Is it earlier?

SPEAKER_03 9:25

That's a good question.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Memorial Day? Because that's still technically spring. Yeah.

unknown 9:30

You know.

SPEAKER_03 9:30

Especially with the weather, the way the weather's been, it doesn't feel like it's like really warm in the world.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

We're in a like a weather can't be trusted area. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:37

So I would say when I see a shirtless gentleman um sweating. Like, you know, glistening summer sweats. Delicious. That that's when I feel that higher. Oh damn. Yeah.

unknown 9:55

Matt.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

I'm gonna I'm gonna tag off of that. Yeah. I see the shirtless runners up and down the East River. Yes. Yes. That's a nice indication. I see it. Yeah. It's hot.

SPEAKER_03 10:06

It's so hot.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

When I was a kid, summer school got out in at the end of May, usually. It doesn't do that anymore. Yeah. The kids stay longer. So I think at the end of May is like May, yeah. Yeah. But shirtless joggers too.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

Oh, fuck yeah. All of it.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

Moist.

SPEAKER_03 10:21

Moist, like Duncanheim, Honeytown. Glistening.

unknown 10:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:28

Lena just went away. Did you have a indication of the stuff?

SPEAKER_03 10:29

I did. I'm sorry, I did. Out of body experience? Yeah, I'm gonna piggyback on that. But then also add men in sandals.

SPEAKER_01 10:39

Sandalweather?

SPEAKER_03 10:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:40

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:42

It's literally, it's kryptonite for me. Summertime is the best and the worst for me because I'm on my bike member and I'm looking at Toe Trix. I literally ran into a fucking pole one time looking at a man's Toe Tricks.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

Stop.

SPEAKER_03 10:55

Yes, thank God I protected this pretty face. And I literally led in on his feet and I was like, oh, I didn't mean to strim you shit.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 11:03

But anyway, summertime and Toe Trix.

SPEAKER_04 11:09

So let me turn to crap, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03 11:11

I forgot. Yes, it is. It is, it is. Because as soon as she said sandals, I'm like, oh, totally. Duh. And why am I thinking now? Why am I thinking? You asked. I was just sitting here minding my own business, dumping to the point of scissors in my head, thinking about this fucking cookout and this food. Okay. Automatic. Automatic. You wanted a summer show.

SPEAKER_00 11:38

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 11:40

Is there something you're really excited about for this summer that you didn't get to do last summer or previous years or something like that?

SPEAKER_03 11:48

Lily? Oh. Um going out to fire your island. Yeah, yeah. To see my sister leaving. Oh my god, because you finally get to get a proper moment in the island. She's only been there once and literally like touched and left. Didn't even touch. No, I touched the sand. She touched the sand. And then I left.

SPEAKER_01 12:08

The beach there's a lot of fun. The beach is great. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 12:13

Yeah, yeah. She's a percher, honey.

SPEAKER_01 12:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:15

I know. Bring me that cocktail, darling. I'd rather the peel. Yeah, you go.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

So, yeah, okay. Pool, beach, or rooftop, or what is what's your perfect summer setting?

SPEAKER_03 12:24

Uh, well, I would say in the Mediterranean, anywhere. I don't do the beaches in America. I just don't.

unknown 12:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:32

I am a snob. I am a snob when it comes time to the sand and the and the uh in the lotion, ocean. Well, because the the beach, um, you know, sand is glorified dirt. It is. But here, it's not pretty. No. It's not pretty. You when you've gone to the Mediterranean and you've been near the you know African waters, honey, blue. Bitch, I want to see what's underneath there, honey. I don't want any creepy sheen of coming up in there, honey. I have to deal with that in the everyday life. Resemble that comment.

SPEAKER_02 13:07

Wait, what was the question again? So what's the question again?

SPEAKER_01 13:12

Beach pool, rooftop, beach, yeah, beach in Europe. Beach in Europe.

SPEAKER_03 13:17

Beach in Europe. Okay, all right, all right. I I I do enjoy a rooftop pool. Yeah, okay. At the Soho House. It's cute. Yes. Yes, yes. I'm not mad at that. Yeah. I don't I don't do Clarice. Oh, yeah. Because it takes away the tan and it dries your skin out. I need salt water. Yeah. I'm very particular about my sunning, honey. Thank you. I'm pretty mad. I agree. I agree. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 13:41

Almost any beach is pretty good for me. Any city beach.

SPEAKER_03 13:46

Give me the water, man. Here's your beer, babe.

SPEAKER_01 13:50

A nice pool is great, especially if it's got like a little swim up bar. Yes, yes, yes. That's nice.

SPEAKER_03 13:55

Oh, you bougie. Yeah. I like that. I like that. A nice pool. That's a bad pool. You don't have a bar. It's like a nice pool. Matt likes a nice pool, y'all.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

Swim up and get a, you know, a gin and lemon soda.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

This lemon soda situation sounds really cute. The gin situation. We gotta taste this. We do summer, yeah. We do. We have to do it, yeah. He'll make it for next time you come on, you better bring it, huh? Okay. Our summer drink.

SPEAKER_01 14:21

Is there a song that puts you in the mood for summer? Oh, yeah. Right away. Good question, Matt.

SPEAKER_03 14:27

Con convertime sadness. Oh, that's a cute song. I do, I do love her. And um hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot for you. What you gonna do? I'm hot for you. What you gonna do? That's a great song, yeah. Love that. Love that song. That is yeah, that's a sort of specific for the summer. Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With serious bitch. It was like you were having to remain. And then I just had to jump in on it. That was good con. Um, me, summer breeze, love that song. I have a great remix of that. Obviously, you know, I've said this before. Summer of Love, B52s. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

Um, and uh almost anything Donna Summer, too. Because it's like dancing outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the sultry weather, it's warm, everybody's feeling good. That's like yeah, almost anything Donna Summer.

SPEAKER_03 15:33

Summer Fever, Spring Affair. Yeah, Spring Affair. Oh, Spring Affair, yeah. It's a great song.

SPEAKER_01 15:39

We've been listening to Summer, uh, Super Bloom Jesse Ware. Jesse Ware, yeah. Yeah, she gives me summer, yeah, yeah. So that's that song in particular is very summery to me right now.

SPEAKER_03 15:51

And anything um Bossa Nova-ish. Yes, like Sergio Mendez, like that's summer for me. Like I love being at my friend's pool and listening to some Sergio and yeah, anything Bossa Nova. Chikaboo with a capparini.

SPEAKER_01 16:07

We'll be better with our playlist. We'll put our playlists. Yeah, yes, that's a good idea.

SPEAKER_03 16:11

Yeah, yeah. And and um, and comment. Comment your favorite in the summer summer song. Yeah, and I gotta tell you. And I gotta tell you guys, we're always I'm always taking screen grabs and sending it to our group text. Uh, you guys' comments are amazing. We get a lot of people, you guys are giving us so much love. And Paul Molliff mentioned that we're gonna do something special, and we're gonna put some really nice ones out there for you guys. So thank you for that. We really appreciate it. Our message board. Yeah, our message board. Yeah, absolutely. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

The response has been really good. Yeah. Maybe we should bring some comments on in the future and read them out. Yeah, that's a old. And name check the folks who posted them.

SPEAKER_02 16:45

Matt, that is a great idea.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

Yeah, give some love back to the people who are sending it out. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 16:49

All right, and we'll do it in what we think their voices sound like. That's gonna be really fun.

SPEAKER_01 17:00

Do you have a memory that is just so like a summer memory burned in your brain? It can be recent, it can be childhood, it could be whenever. Is there something that's just sounted?

SPEAKER_03 17:16

Why do you set me up? I swear to God. Oh, it's not a story. Life has set me up. What? Is it gonna be a sandal story? No, actually. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. But you probably won't be too surprised when you hear what I say, though, anyway, but it's not a sandal story. Oh, go ahead, you first. Yeah, you go. Um, memory would be in Italy, Riccione, yes, yes. On the beach. Um, and just like that sort of resort town life. Life is beautiful. Where in Italy was this? Uh Riccioni. Rimani Riccioni. Oh, so beautiful there.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

Is it a little resort place? Is it a big one?

SPEAKER_03 18:11

Well, there are two towns. Um Riccione is is where all the clubs are sort of concentrated. Um, there were five clubs on a hill.

SPEAKER_04 18:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:23

And um then there were like smaller clubs like in in in um in close by areas, and then um Rimini was more of the town itself that sort of because I think Marc Jacobs had his factory. Yes, he did. I think um Prada was there for a long time, yeah. Yeah, um, because one um at the end of the summer, um um, I think it was Gina Mossimo, um, Nicole, and myself. We were walking down the Viello Cecorini on ones. If you have one of our nights, Google it, it's gorgeous. On one of our nights off, and all of a sudden I hear Connie and I turned around and it's Reefat Osback, bitch, um, Lee Bowery, and Marc Jacobs. Oh smokes. Miss Thing. Those are the times though. Yeah. Those are the times. And they and they were all there. Wow. Um, but but because it was going to be um fall, winter. Right, right, right, yeah. And in in like, you know, in a couple of months, and they were at the factories, like, you know, ge gearing up their collections. Exactly. And it was it was just like as as we're saying, what are you doing here? We're like, oh, wait a minute, the factories are right here. Factory. Factory.

SPEAKER_01 19:53

What's the look when you go out in the summer at night in to the clubs or to the is there like a well she was working, it was Scandalosa, huh?

SPEAKER_03 20:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:03

Is it international uh crowd? Or is it Italian model? Yeah, it's international. Is there like a look like Mikinos, like this sort of the white flowy people went out to give looks, especially at the time that Con Con's talking about?

SPEAKER_03 20:15

Yeah, like it was really you were giving the fashions. Yeah. Yeah. So it wasn't like you know going to daytime resort, like you were going out to the clubs, bitch, you were turning it. No, there was a look for the daytime. Absolutely. There was a look for dinner, and then there was a look for to go out night. Yeah, exactly. For dinner, yeah. Yeah, you dress for dinner. Oh, absolutely. Maybe because dinner went on for four or five hours, honey. Yeah. Hello, and you went to dinner at like 10. Hello. Um, myself um is um this one time when I lived on 11th Street between B and C. Um Lowa East Side, huh? Low East Side, honey. And um, it was before I had money and I had no curtains in my bedroom, and it was summertime, and I was having relationships with this boy, and then these kids up on the rooftop, these kids on the rooftop next door or whatever, they saw down there like whack, and I was like, ah, stop. Well, I couldn't stop because it was really hot and I had no drapes. You couldn't stop. No, please. You said no you didn't have to stop. I didn't. No, you were doing a show. I know I was doing a show. Yeah, hello. You were you were entertaining. I was entertaining both them and your partner. A gentleman caller. Uh sweetie, sweetie. What did the gentleman caller do? Me? He was a um I don't want to say because I don't want to get um when you can't drag a bitch who can't be dragged. However, um he was um a disciplinary person. A dis A person. Disciplinarian person. Yes, that was a disciplinarian? He was a disciplinary person. Disciplinarian? Sure. Duplicitous?

SPEAKER_04 22:04

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 22:09

Oh damn.

SPEAKER_01 22:11

Oh NFI.

SPEAKER_03 22:17

I didn't say nothing. I didn't say nothing. A disciplinary.

unknown 22:30

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 22:33

You're asking these questions. You're gonna get a response to me. What the fuck am I supposed to do over here? Somebody's like, I love Khan's laugh honey. I'm like, between you two's laugh honey. We got some distinctive laughs on it. We really do. She really brings it out of me.

SPEAKER_01 22:54

So how does your uh work or creative life change in the summer?

SPEAKER_03 23:00

You go. Um, I I work, I I tend to work more in the summer, don't I, Matt? Yeah. Um, I guess I just am in hibernation to a lot of people's mind, except for the lounge on the in the winters, but I I it's funny, most of the time. Available all year. Thank you. Hello. Now at Gimbal's. You're welcome, Pomollo. That was for you. Um, uh yeah, you you think that you would slow down more in the summer, but I am busy, busty, and blessed during the summertime. I guess I've I think that probably being on the island for 10 years, I have spoiled people with their equation of me and their summer. So even when I wasn't there for 12 years, I was still always busy. And I guess summer's my thing. Joy, joy, joy, music. And being outside too. Yes. Like giving my music and you know, scantily clad situations with this figure. And Kokoshina, it works. It does, it totally works. It does. It kept it keeps them coming. Literally. Oh God. Wow, you set it up. I love my sister.

SPEAKER_01 24:08

Connie's work different for you in the summer.

SPEAKER_03 24:13

Matt, oh, you couldn't have said that any better, honey. So con it didn't work any different for you. Well, yes, it is. It is, it is, as my sister Lena says. Um, um it it is there is more activity. Yes, yes, yes. Because people are out, yeah, they want to have fun. It's it's their vacation time. It is a vacation time, yeah. And um, you know. And we're part of their equation. Yeah. Yeah. In the in in the night clerb. Yep. In the clerb. So yeah, yeah, it it is busier during the summer. These are great questions, by the way. Well, thank you. They always come with good shit. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:54

Picture your ideal summer environment, right? Pool, nice pool, maybe say a nice pool.

SPEAKER_03 24:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

Or uh, or wherever. Rooftop pool, maybe. Who are you hanging out with? Who in your ideal like summer hang lineup? Okay. Who's gonna be in that group?

SPEAKER_03 25:08

Uh, Conican, you and Bom Olive. I love it. I'm keeping it in-house, honey. And two Yorkes. Two Yorkes. Oh, true, true, true. Yep. I'm keeping it in-house. And we'll all be in Fire Island together. And a man friend. Ooh, a man friend. Yes, this. First of all, hello. Those two bitches have husbands, basically. Hello. You and I are the only two. Yeah, hello. We can't be stabbed. Alone. No, honey, there will never be a shoe. Thank you. Sugar, could you bring me a loose man core? Have one for yourself. And bring one for my sister, too. Come on, big business. Which was recasting, by the way, honey. She's Lily, and well, I'm bet.

SPEAKER_04 25:54

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 25:56

We're recasting.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

The big business remake you guys were talking about.

SPEAKER_03 26:01

But is that what it's called? Big business?

SPEAKER_01 26:03

Uh-huh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

What were you thinking, sis?

SPEAKER_01 26:05

And Lily Tomlin played. What were we talking about before we came out of set?

SPEAKER_03 26:09

Wasn't it something else business?

unknown 26:11

Oh, girl.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

You're not thinking in a risky business.

SPEAKER_03 26:13

No, no, no, no, no. We'll be bringing in Gink Gokalobish momentarily, Shaker.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

Okay, so this crew and a little bit of arm candy.

SPEAKER_03 26:22

Yes, absolutely. Yes, yes. And the two thirsty sisters.

SPEAKER_01 26:24

Looks good in a swimsuit. Uh duh and better out of it. Right. And put some sunblock on your back, right? His back? Oh, who's ever? Sure. Someone who's willing to put some to you know, oil you up. Just put my earl on your back.

SPEAKER_03 26:37

Just as long as there's oil in the right, honey. Some Crisco, honey.

SPEAKER_01 26:41

Okay. I think we've gone through all of our summertime.

SPEAKER_03 26:45

No, we haven't. We can keep going, but I'll let you end out of here.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

You wanna dip in the fish bowl? Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_03 26:50

Yeah, let's do this. You know what makes me horny? I'm so proud of you. Come on! Oh, God, please tell me. The smell of um men's balls. God, please go, go, go, go. This is the legendary moment right now.

SPEAKER_01 27:07

This is not gonna be our peabotting with winning episode.

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Sun tan lotion. Yes, me too. It's the perfect summer smell. It is the perfect summer smell. Yes. Um, uh a Hawaiian tropics. Yes, honey. Or or or what's the other one? Sunin. Copper tone. Copper tone. Copper tone really gets me. Ooh. Yeah, bitch, me too. Miss Thing, I love I've never heard anybody say that. Fucking tanning oil and gasoline and beer. But gasoline? Oh, I don't know. There's something about when I go to a gas station and somebody's talking. Gasoline? Yes, and a man smoking a cigarette and getting gas makes me so horny.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

Gasoline, beer, cigarettes, and yeah, yeah. That is a potent combination.

SPEAKER_03 27:49

Everything, but it's all together. If they made a cologne, oh bitch, he'd get raped. Oh my god. No, I mean, but think about it. I am.

SPEAKER_01 28:00

That's a lot.

SPEAKER_03 28:03

I am ornish. Oh, con. I love that we share that. Here you go.

SPEAKER_01 28:13

You two pull for each other.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

Okay. Yeah, okay, okay. Shake the dice. Seal the rice. Get that fish. What's this? Oh, we never got this one before. What's that? A white one? A seal. A white seal. Baby seal. Okay. Well, I'm never gonna survive. Oh little. We're gonna let all Kiryle. Ladies and gentlemen, that was sheer and she. Okay. Oh my god. Okay. What I was almost joking out, I gotta tell you. Live, Aussie. Who thought you who thought you an important who taught you an important skill and what was I forget how these can be sort of twisted. Twisted to her own liking. Go ahead, Con. What is it? What what who taught me a skill? Who taught you a skill that was important? And what was it? Um my my mom, my aunt, and my grandmother sewing. Oh my god, that's amazing. Sorry, sister. I promise I just watching them. Yes. Just watching them work and and and create work.

SPEAKER_01 29:46

Um that that that was yes. Oh, I think that's the end of the show. Oh, because she can't answer, because she can't answer.

SPEAKER_03 29:55

Matt, what's yours?

SPEAKER_01 29:58

Um I I um my mom was an English teacher in school, and so she really like helped teach me to write. Oh, so I had like, you know, English teachers are a gay boy's best friend in school. So all my English teachers, um, and probably art teachers. Oh my god, that's beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just different ways to look at something and think about it, yeah, and analyze it and take it in and then interpret it and express it.

SPEAKER_03 30:27

I love that. Yeah. Kan Kansa past life, honey, she was an art teacher. Yes. That's right. Yes, we learned that out of English.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

And I was an English teacher and we met in the teacher's lounge. That's right. Absolutely. That's a cigarettes.

SPEAKER_03 30:39

Smoking cigarettes. Hello, of course. And we're complaining about these nasty children. Nasty children. She had hot chocolate. We had coffee. Yeah. So Yes. Dare we find out? Oh, she remembers. What was the question again? Well, oh, what what skill? Let's hold a hand. Praise yourselves. Um, I don't know if I can tell that story. I'm thinking of a second one. But I want to be honest. Yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 31:14

That's what usually gets you in trouble. I don't want what? That's what usually gets you in trouble.

SPEAKER_03 31:20

It's not censored on this show, right? No. Right. Um, so remember, uh Matt knows this. So my sisters who I was coming up with, honey, they were fucking whores. And believe it or not, I was not a whore then. I learned from great whores before. Though I really did. I learned some great stuff. But I was very prudish back in the day, believe it or not. But I have learned to work my situations to make it classy. You know, if you look classy, you can act trashy. But if you look trashy, you know, you can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't push it up. Right. Oh, I had a good one for that one, but I let it go. So, you know, they they they taught the first two things that they taught me was how to be a fierce top and to how to get and how to give good fellatio. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Okay. Skills. Skills. Skills. That I feel like I use every day in my life. Thank you. Thank you. That that that that has that have seen you throughout your life. Absolutely. However, even though the fallacious skills are not used as often when they come out, honey, watch out, honey. Them dentures are coming out, you're getting it.

SPEAKER_01 32:27

I thought maybe it was not going to be as bad as we could have imagined, and but it's going that way.

SPEAKER_03 32:31

But be quiet because it can, it can like. The more you make me talk, exactly. I'm okay with that, honey. Thank you. The more the more we stay here, there's a danger. Matt, are we done here?

SPEAKER_01 32:48

I think we squeezed the juice out of this.

SPEAKER_03 32:51

Oh, yes, we did. Well, y'all, this was our summer review. Um, you guys, thank you always for tuning in. Have an amazing summer. Obviously, you will still be seeing us, and I'm sorry we're not giving you more of a summer look, but this is again a couture uh barbecue. Yes. Yeah. And always having our sexy hot H R P R like uh producer Ma, because he does it all. We love you, Matt. Thank you, Matt. You're so welcome. Like and subscribe, y'all. We're here every Thursday sending you blessings, love, and light, and always some brown sugar kisses. What you got, Kan Con? I have some hot, sweaty, moist, loving for my sugar dumplings. And juices, bitches. Deuces, bitches. Bye. Happy summer. Happy summer, love you. Oh, choose, shoes, choose, kick it up. Oh, juice, juice, choose. And so Christ in heaven. Oh my God. Word that. Our show is produced by Josh Rosenspike and Matthew Green. Our gorgeous graphics are by Daryl Raymond. Our theme music is You Need It. Produced and written and performed by 808 Beach, John J.C. Carr, and Bill Coleman. Courtesy of Peace Biscuit. Our perfect production designer is Daryl Dickens. This season's hair has been done by the heavenly hair goddess herself, Mariah. Our very special thanks to Jason Canner for all your wonderful support. The cutting up is a Pride House Media production.