Noassatall: Life Updates, Summer House Recap and Reality TV Drama

Oh Naurrrrrrrrr. We just can’t quit you Summer House. Andy Cohen has given us no choice but to recap Episode 11 Season 10 of Summer House because it was that insane. {Even if you don’t watch don’t worry, we’ve got you covered} 

The daily “Scamanda” drama rests for no one and we are here to break it all down along with real life updates and other Reality TV hot goss.

Did Kyle Cooke hire Meghan King Edmonds as a private detective? Is late night Taco Bell ever a bad decision? Will we find our missing fathers?

The answers to all these questions and more on today’s episode.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:03

Hi Mallory. Hi, Jackie. How are you doing? We're doing. We're doing. We're praying to the podcasting sound gods that I don't sound like RFK Jr. on this podcast because it's been it's it's been hairy.

SPEAKER_03 0:21

Who, by the way, is putting his his own podcast. I don't know if you heard. Sure. Uh a voice through a radio, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 0:30

A face and a voice radio. You're like, what is the best medium for RFK Jr.? Podcast. That's it. Podcasting. Something where you don't see him, you only hear him.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

Exactly. Which I mean, we would have been confused with each other the last few weeks because my raw audio has been rough. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 0:50

Yeah. The polls didn't want you to use that good audio technology, but we're here. Now we got it. No. We're here. We're doing it.

SPEAKER_01 0:57

We've gone through. My husband says he doesn't like the me breaking the fourth wall of how this podcast works. He's like, I just like to be in it. I don't want to know. And I'm like, but I have to talk about it because right, right. Because it's all we've dealt with. Yeah. It's all we've dealt with. I've gone through four microphones just to find out that it's actually just my computer. It's really not the microphone.

SPEAKER_04 1:18

So note taken, Michael, and immediately disregarded. And it was like taken and third of the table.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

Taken tossed out. So appreciate it. Thank you so much. Yeah. So hopefully praying, this sounds good, and I don't have to throw a bunch of AI slop on it, which has been the last several. Several episodes. Several episodes. So here we are. Here we are. Let's do this. Just got back from dinner, just had some wine. Nice. I feel good.

SPEAKER_04 1:46

I am a little embarrassed to tell you what I just had for lunch. Oh no. So our dear friend of the pot, Catherine, came over last night and we had not seen each other in forever. We kept well, we didn't keep your couch. She sat in your couch. I was gonna say we we kept it as a shrine to you, but we didn't. You know, I'm glad she did.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

Glad she kept it warm.

SPEAKER_04 2:09

Yeah, she kept it warm for you. It's ready when you come back, but we got into the cups. You know, we uh split a bottle of wine, and then and then we're like, how about another half bottle? We'll be good, you know. So we were feeling good, and she left and I had not eaten dinner, and I was like, fuck it, I'm ordering Taco Bell. So, you know, Taco Bell, like I spent$27 for delivery on four things. So I had two last night, and then I reheated two for lunch today. What? Yeah, yeah. I never thought I'd be the kind of person who reheated Taco Bell, but here we are. Here we are. You know, this is where we are on the eve of my grand move. So okay.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

Here we are tomorrow. So is this the night, the last night in your current house?

SPEAKER_04 2:58

Last night. Last night.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

Oh. I know. Wow. Are you and Brandon gonna christen it on the way out? You're gonna get one last thing.

SPEAKER_04 3:06

I mean, uh, probably we'll have to see how this Taco Bell does me, you know, after a double dose of Taco Bell light. Oh, that's dangerous. Yeah, yeah, it's touch and go. He's kind of like, ooh, you're eating that again, are you? Okay. He said this morning he saw it at the fridge and he's like, I saw you made an oopsie last night. I was like, I did not make an oopsie, I made the correct decision. I'm about to make it again. No oopsies were made.

SPEAKER_03 3:33

No oopsies were made. No, no. No oopsies will be made tonight, apparently. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:39

An oopsie of some kind will be made.

SPEAKER_01 3:44

If you were to do it in your house, what would be the one room you would choose on the way out? On the way out? Like which one have we done or would be most excited to be? Would you do your favorite one you wanted to? It's been on your bucket list. Do you like the view? What's your what's your what's the what's the room?

SPEAKER_04 4:04

What like are we are we assuming there's no children in the house?

SPEAKER_01 4:07

Assuming there's no children, of course. Okay, yeah, yeah. We're not just gonna be in the playroom while they're playing. That's not scenario.

SPEAKER_04 4:16

There's a piece of furniture we're giving away tomorrow to a new family.

SPEAKER_03 4:19

So I might would be on that specific piece of furniture. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, fair enough.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

Yeah, nice, nice, yeah, excellent. Wow, well, that's exciting. Yeah, big. How are you feeling?

SPEAKER_04 4:35

Let's talk about our feelings. Good. I had the cleaners over yesterday and painters, so we got rooms painted, house clean. Had the guy come put together all of our Himina's IKEA dressers. Yeah, our Urgen Flergen dressers. That was good. Yeah. Nice, nice. Yep. Been running loads back and forth, you know. The pod was delivered today, so you know, it's all happening. It's all happening. It's all happening. It's all happening. It's all happening. That's exciting. It is all happening in the Bravo sphere right now. It is girl, all happening.

SPEAKER_01 5:13

It's all it's all happening in the last hour.

unknown 5:17

It is.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

Have you been on your socials?

SPEAKER_04 5:19

I have. I have. Okay. We got to just get into it. Let's just dive right in. All right. So summer house. We'll start. This week's episode was bananas. Literally, the entire time I'm watching it, I'm just like, shut up. Everybody hates you. You're so stupid. Like Amanda came off as bad as she ever has. Like she came off. She just the wheels came off.

SPEAKER_01 5:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

I wish I could separate and like I know they're still editing. I heard something on Andy Cohen's podcast where like he's like, they're still cutting the season, they're still editing. So like right now, I'm sure they're editing stuff back in. Yeah. You know, they're looking at it.

SPEAKER_04 6:01

Right.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

Exactly. Right. They're looking at it through Scamanda colored glasses and they're edit editing stuff back in. But like there's part of me that wishes I could watch these episodes without knowing about Scamanda and see if I would still pick up the clues. And I I mean, the episode before we found out where was Kyle is his birthday, Eve, and he tells Amanda, like, fuck you, and then Wes comes to her rescue. I already thought those scenes in the bathroom and him and her agree was weird. I didn't think like fully agree. But I just thought, like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:38

Okay, but I didn't know they were that close.

SPEAKER_04 6:40

Like, like, I don't know. He's Kyle's like, he's an asshole and he gets drunk and whatever, but he's never done that, like, yeah, on camera, anyway. He's never like cursed at her in that way. Like, you know, usually it's him just out till four in the morning and her calling him 900 times and him being like, You're insane. What are you doing? You know, right. So Amanda, not fun. You're not fun. Yeah, exactly. That's not that was not the vibe. So and then this week, we start off with the new guy. I will never remember his name. Ben having a chat with her about like, you met my new girlfriend. It basically told her everyone in the house thinks I'm in love with you. And on, you know, to his face, she's like, I'm so sorry, blah, blah, blah. But then, you know, in her confessional, she's like, How dare you? He did want to fuck me in Italy and da da da, like went off. I'm telling you, it couldn't have been more wild. Like, that was such gross, mean girl behavior.

SPEAKER_01 7:39

Like, ugh, and so unlike like Amanda of Times Before. And I do love what the bob was here. The vision that she's referring to her as Mandy, a la Rachel Raquel of Vanderpump Roll. So I feel like we can call this Amanda Mandy, because this is this is a different shade. It's this is a different character.

SPEAKER_04 8:01

See, I I beg to differ. This is always who she's been. She's just now coming out of her victimhood hat and putting on her like vixen hat or whatever, you know? Like this is always who she's been. She just is letting it fly now because she knows she's about to divorce Kyle and she's like needs attention and wants to like all the guys to be indoor.

SPEAKER_01 8:22

She's shedding her reptilian skin, and this is really the true her. This is okay. This is true. I see that. I see that. I think it is.

SPEAKER_04 8:29

I think it's true.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

Yeah, I see that. Because this has to be the true you to do this to Sierra. And like, oh, this has to be who you really are. Yeah. This is your core. Yes. No, that interview was crazy because she literally at one point you sir. Yeah. How and she was like, Well, you know, did I like getting attention from a guy? Like, sure. Like, who doesn't like like of course I loved getting the attention from Ben and like thinking he wanted to fuck me? And it's like, ma'am, you are married. At this point in time, you are allegedly.

SPEAKER_04 9:04

I mean, like, I that thing are married. I whether whether or not Kyle knew it, they were their marriage was over at this point. Like, whether or not he had they had agreed on it, like the divorce was imminent, I think, because she did not give two fucks this season, just didn't give anything.

SPEAKER_01 9:22

She never once, and yes, it was all the stuff Kyle was bitching about, which like first half of the season before Scamanda, I was like, oh my god, Kyle. Well, of course, she doesn't want to like sit near you or hang out with you or talk to you because you're like being such a pain in the ass and you're so mean. But like, no, no, she really did never get within 20 feet of that man until they had to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_04 9:42

And anytime she was, yeah, she was smiling around everybody else, fun. Amanda, more fun and less bitchy, and not bitchy, but like less whiny than she's ever been, not laying in bed the whole time. Like, she was done.

SPEAKER_01 9:53

She was done. She was done. She was done. But yeah, I loved Ben. I mean, Ben, I take take or leave, Ben. I don't know. There's something off about him. I don't he's weird.

SPEAKER_04 10:06

You know what it is? It's like you're with him and you're like, this is an okay guy, and then you go to his confessionals and he has that perf stash, and you're like, no, you're you're a fucking weirdo. Like you grab kids off the street. Like that he's gotta shave that. It looks so bad. It's like seven to ten hairs up here. Yeah, are like, oh, just disrupt. It's rough, yeah. Yeah, I but I like it. Like I see him in a scene and I'm on his side, but then I see him in a confessional and I'm like, oh, oh god, he might like grab scary snatch a kid. Yeah, exactly. He's pulling up in a white van, you know, like I got candy. You kids like boomerangs. You ever had a Tim Time? That's a little cockney, but we'll take it. We'll take it.

SPEAKER_01 10:58

We'll take it. We're in the ballpark. We're in the ballpark.

SPEAKER_04 11:01

Yeah, we're in the ballpark.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

You always like booming onions.

SPEAKER_02 11:04

No, I should. I had a illustrious career at Outback. I should be able to do it today.

SPEAKER_04 11:10

They made us answer the phone. Good day, mate. Swear to God. One of the ship on the Bobby.

SPEAKER_03 11:18

So but not racist. That's not racist.

SPEAKER_02 11:22

No, no, it's not cultural appropos.

SPEAKER_04 11:24

No cultural apropos over here.

SPEAKER_02 11:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:28

Good night, mate. Good night, mate. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

Thanks for calling out back in Houston. How can I help you?

SPEAKER_04 11:35

How can I help you? Would you like your steak well done or extra well done? What's your steak sauce of choice, Hines 57 or A1? I'll put it in the box for you. Have a good day. Good night.

SPEAKER_03 11:50

Anyway, we digress.

SPEAKER_04 11:52

We digress. But then she has the capacity to go whine to Sierra. I feel like such a bad person. I was screaming at the TV because that's because you are. It's because you are. You are a bad person. She didn't feel like a bad person. Not a tear was shed. That girl cries over everything. Sierra was the only one who cried about how wonderful she thinks Amanda is and doesn't recognize it. I mean she Sierra's coming off like a fucking queen this season. Oh my gosh. Regardless, but especially in light of all this.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

That scene. So like Amanda took being the I don't know what the opposite of victim would be in this situation. I don't want to be aggressor. Aggressor in the whole Ben, Sabrina, his girlfriend, that whole offer situation being like, well, everyone knows he wanted to fuck me. And somehow turned it around into being the victim of like everybody hates me now. Everybody's mad at me. I would, you know, I would never want to hurt anybody. Why? Bullshit. And then like Sierra and Mia, like they had a whole scene on the bed where they were just like giggling and supportive. And they came over to her, and Sierra's crying about how amazing Amanda is, and just nothing but like girl magic.

SPEAKER_04 13:05

And like you gave that up for West for West. The fuck? I cannot. I can't. Girl. I mean, he's a dime a dozen in New York. Go find a fucking lookalike. You know? Go to dime a dozen in Missouri.

SPEAKER_01 13:22

Missouri. Missouri. Which I mean, we gotta talk about the Ozark spinoff.

SPEAKER_04 13:26

Oh, I thought you were gonna say Luke running for Congressman. Anyway, there's so many things there's a lot of things happening.

SPEAKER_01 13:32

Yeah. But apparently they they hitched their wagon to that pony, and they're doing a Bravo's doing a Summer House Ozark spin-off with West as like the crossover. And it's supposed to start filming next week, the week after, and it seems like it's still got the green light, which is shocking because who is watching that? Who is watching that? Summerhouse and the Ozarks? No. Nar.

SPEAKER_03 13:58

Nar.

SPEAKER_01 14:00

Nar. I can't believe they are still like, yeah, we're gonna go through with this.

SPEAKER_03 14:08

Yeah. People love West.

SPEAKER_04 14:11

They're for sure gonna many, many years ago, Brandon and I took a trip to Yellowstone, and we were standing watching Old Faithful. And the only thing I think of about every time I think about Australia is possibly the smelliest Australian that that's ever lived, was standing right behind us. Like we moved 30 feet away and couldn't get away. Like it was on my clothes. I'm like, have you been just living outside for the last year? What's going on right now? You have it on the outback night. I I don't think it was, it's not all Australians, you know. We're not here for Australian hate. This is not a we're not generalizing racist tagging about Australians, but this one specific.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

And he was talking in that, you know, in the oh no, the guys is gone off, you know, like and I'm like, I can't, I can't with the smell. I'm getting a headache. With the NARS and the smell, the NARS is just too much.

SPEAKER_04 15:07

It was like a you know, last sensory overload 100%.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, that's really funny.

SPEAKER_04 15:15

Anyways, so anyway, yeah, Ozarks, why continue on?

SPEAKER_01 15:21

Unnecessary. Yeah, Luke Gilberson, how do you say his last name? Gold Golbrand Golbrandson from Seasons Past with D on it.

SPEAKER_04 15:31

No, no, he's just running for it. He was on it, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

Yeah, he's running for Congress. He launched his campaign a day or two ago, so that's yeah, that's a thing.

SPEAKER_04 15:40

Yep. I mean, there's nowhere you can't go from here, you know? There's nowhere you can't, but again, we digress. Going back to the episode. We can yeah, so we go, then we go to this party, which actually looked really fun. It was like a Vegas party that did look fun. And you know, they're all getting blackout, and then West has which you know, watching it now, Jesse's asking him, like, oh, I see a name, a girl's name, pop up on your phone. And it was very staged and very like, oh, you have girls that you're talking to, you know, and it's not Amanda, we swear. Like it's not Amanda, it's you know who it's not, is Amanda. And so then we go, this girl shows up and they're making out, she's sitting on his lap, he is here, and Sierra is here. It's just it's it was so awful and uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

Like, I wanted to die. It was so first he was bragging that he like there wouldn't be a party if he didn't invite all these like chicks. I mean, it was his whole roster. It was probably every girl he'd been talking to, DMing, hooking up with, we're all there. Yes, and then they're on this like big outdoor bench. It's Ben and Sierra talking, and then back to back with Sierra is West with some Ho on his lap. Making out some just whispering in her ear, like, oh, yeah, I used to hook up with this girl next to you, but like it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. And there's a great screenshot of like, I'll give Ben credit here. Ben is literally like hand in his head in his hand, just shaking his head, like, what the fuck are you doing? And like just looking at Sierra, like, I don't have any, I don't know. I I like I'm so sorry, I don't understand.

SPEAKER_04 17:33

And he's clearly blacked out, like, I don't know. It was gross. But I guess, oh, we we kind of skipped ahead. Sorry. Before that, okay, him and this girl, wasn't it before that they were laying on the bench, or was that maybe that was after? That was after. They're laying on like a bed or whatever, and like an outdoor bed, like an outdoor bed. And I guess Ben's girlfriend goes over first.

SPEAKER_01 17:57

So this is so Sabrina comes. So Sabrina Carpenter is Ben's girlfriend, and she comes in way prettier than Amanda.

SPEAKER_04 18:05

Puss and boobs and high knee spoons in the dead of summer. Those dogs must have smelled like that Australian. Okay. I'm just gonna guess that them puppies needed a good soak after that because my god, dead of she said, she said it is 95 degrees out.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

I want knee-high leather boots.

SPEAKER_04 18:28

Get lace up leather boots.

SPEAKER_01 18:29

I'm getting lace up leather boots. So she's coming. This is the first time they're all meeting her as Ben's girlfriend, and West is like giving shit all around. He's like, Oh, I left for a wedding and I come back, and Ben's like married, like what the hell? Like, who is this girl? Like, blah blah blah blah blah. And she Sabrina met Sierra at Lindsay's party, and like they've hung out since. And I mean, I will give, like in any other scenario, in a vacuum, I would have been like, Oh, Sabrina is like gung ho on getting on television. She came into Lindsay's party. Like, I've watched the whole show, I've watched every season. I know every one of you. Amanda, let's talk about your relationship. Like, we need to get you help.

SPEAKER_03 19:10

Like, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

Like going right in, I would have been like, This girl is so desperate. But in this situation, like she went right for Sierra and was like, I love you. I feel like you have great energy. We got we can hold two truths, all right?

SPEAKER_04 19:23

Yes, she's a thirsty bitch. Well, so she was she was down for Sierra, she was a good, yeah, she was a good person.

SPEAKER_01 19:30

But that is leading up to this bed scene. So, like, Wes is in the bed with this, and they're like he's like wasted and like hooking up with her, and a man is sitting off to the side watching, I forget who she was talking to, being like, Who is that? Who is Wes sitting with? Who is he like making out with? Completely jealous, under the guise that like how could he do this to Sierra?

SPEAKER_04 19:55

How dare he?

SPEAKER_01 19:56

Yeah, right, but really, how dare he do this to me? And she goes over and is like, it's it's two different. This shows you exactly the dichotomy between going over being jealous about yourself and going over being a good friend for Sierra, which was Sabrina, but like Amanda goes over completely jealous, cuddles in the bed, and is like, is I'm am I breaking up anything? Is am I breaking up this party? And he Wes is like, this is the part that would have thrown me a red flag pre-Scamanda. Right. Is he is like caressing her hair, rubbing Amanda's shoulders, like petting her as if it's somebody he's used to petting. Not when the first pet was not when the first pet. And she is just being a total pick-me-girl, and then she like gets up and walks away and says, Watch my butt while I walk away. Again, ma'am, you are at this point a married woman.

SPEAKER_00 20:58

This is a married woman, married woman.

SPEAKER_01 21:01

This is your alleged best friend's ex-boyfriend, and you are telling him to watch your ass as you walk away. I have never uttered those words to any man.

SPEAKER_04 21:12

Completely. And and you actually will watch her ass because these women wear nothing but thong swimsuits. So, like her full ass was out. But also, you know, we love women here. We support women. We're women who support women's women or women. Do not talk about women's bodies, except for right now when we're going to, which is to say this she has a great body. She does. I will never say that she doesn't, of course. Yeah, however, you can tell that all she does is lay around and smoke pot and probably shoot up an Ozempia every few weeks because that ass is sagging. That ass is flat and saggy. That is a skinny fat ass. You know what I mean? That is like I am skinny, but I do not exercise this body ever one time. Like that's what that is. There is no ass. It's just it's just a flat. As my dad would call it a nasetole. What?

SPEAKER_02 22:05

Never heard this. It's a nasatole. No ass at all. A nasatole. I love it.

unknown 22:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:13

I was convinced for years that my dad made it up and Brandon, but he had heard he was familiar with the phrase, so I guess we can invent natural.

SPEAKER_01 22:22

She's got a a huge nasatole. Huge nasatole.

SPEAKER_04 22:27

Huge nasatole. Saggy nasatole. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:31

Just again, in a vacuum, that scene. I would have been like, what the fuck? Did you just say watch my ass as I walk away to West?

SPEAKER_04 22:42

Right. None of that was at all. Right. Yeah. I know. And and I think Kyle has like commented, like, oh my god, watching this episode is like insane.

SPEAKER_01 22:54

Yeah. It had to have been. Like that, take the scam, like, take everything else out of it. Just watching her behavior as still a married woman.

SPEAKER_04 23:03

Even if you're already separated at this point to watch it back, I would have been like, what the f yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:08

It is, it's rough. It's rough. It's real rough.

SPEAKER_04 23:12

Oh, we also forgot. Oh, sorry. Oh, go ahead. No, go ahead. I was gonna say, no, no, you go. I was gonna say you forgot how after she had the conversation with Ben's girlfriend, what is her name? Uh Sabrina. Sabrina. After a man has a conversation with.

SPEAKER_01 23:28

I keep calling her Sabrina. I hope her name's Sabrina. I think it's we're just gonna go to the case. It's Sabrina for now. It's today, it's Sabrina.

SPEAKER_04 23:33

Today's Sabrina. Tomorrow it could be something else, you know. After she has the conversation with Sabrina, she comes out and Wes is standing there. He's like, Oh, I heard you're in trouble, and does this baby voice, and she does baby voice, but I'm in trouble. And then they have this weird hug. Like, it was so fucking weird. It was weird. So weird. This is how I feel how you interact with your male friends, with your husband's friends. This is not how you interact with them.

SPEAKER_01 23:57

No, and I feel like those little scenes are what they added back in. Those little, like those little between him and her were like that probably didn't make the cut the first time, but now they're like, ooh, yeah, that that was a strange moment. So cut that re-interaction of Amanda coming, you know, in in the name of her best friend Sierra to fight for her honor. Right. And speak exclusively about her own ass. Exactly. Her own ass. To then her nasatole. Her nasatole. Her nasatole.

SPEAKER_04 24:29

Watch my nasatole as I walk away.

SPEAKER_03 24:33

I can't wait to use that.

SPEAKER_01 24:35

But cut to Sierra's new best friend of five days, Sabrina, who was like, oh hell no. And she came in there and Ben's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? She was like, I'm fucking doing something. I'm not gonna sit back and watch this shit happen. Nope. Goes in there, sits appropriately on the bed, and is just like, hi, hi, Ben needs to talk to you. And he was just like, What? And she was just like, I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take you, madame, for a water. I'm gonna take you out of here. And Wes, you need to get off and you need to go talk to Ben. What do you want to talk to me about? No idea, but you need to you need to go.

SPEAKER_04 25:10

Go talk to him. I loved it. It was so good and so awkward. Like I was so uncomfortable. I I can be a bitch, but I don't think I could have done that. Maybe, maybe after a few drinks, I could have. You could tell she walked over there with no plan. And I love that for her. And no plan. Absolutely no plan. She was not at all like squeamish or uncomfortable or like yeah. She was just like, you get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

You go talk to Ben. Yeah. And literally, this girl just met West. She just met all these people at the party. And she was like, Sierra.

SPEAKER_04 25:43

Yeah, she's known Sierra for five days. And she's like, none of my watch. But I like that also because I hate it. I hate it when new people come on the show and pretend they've never seen a fucking episode. She's like, I don't, I met you, but I know you because I've been watching you for years. You know, I respect. I respect that. At this point in the reality TV game, like let's go, let's break the fourth wall. It's over. Every new housewife. Every new housewife. I've never seen the show before. Bullshit. Bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

You've seen every single episode. We all come on. No, I'm I'm here for Sabrina. Keep her on next season, make her full time. Because that move queen move.

SPEAKER_04 26:21

That was amazing. When I saw her at Lindsay's party, I was like, ugh, she's doing way too much. But I'm like, she's doing just the right amount. Yeah. Yep. She's not on my watch. Or whatever, whatever they hold on Summerhouse. A condom. Condom. A cigarette.

unknown 26:38

Right.

SPEAKER_04 26:38

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 26:39

Oh, love a boy. Love a boy. Love a boy.

SPEAKER_04 26:44

Even from across the pond, girl, we are we're right there.

SPEAKER_03 26:49

We're right there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:50

But yeah, that is. That is a real friend versus someone who is jealous on their own accord of what you are doing. That that right there, that was such beautiful, like boom, boom, one after the other. And it was like, wow. Darrow wishes.

SPEAKER_04 27:05

Wow, Darrow wishes.

SPEAKER_01 27:07

Yep.

unknown 27:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:09

So then they like he falls as West falls asleep on a couch with his shoes on, and they make up some role no one's ever heard of that, like, if you fall asleep with your shoes on, you get dicks drawn on your face. But whatever, I'm here for it. So I think Amanda that did it, right? Of course. Of course. Because she's gotta be in. And then they they've shown for the preview for next week that she's all in the mix of like litigating his behavior towards Sierra. And you know it's really just about her. It's about her.

SPEAKER_01 27:36

Oh well, she has the moment on the couch where she fucking cuts Kyle's throat when he like tries to defend Wes and she goes in 10 toes down and is just like, we all have to live in this house and we have to respect each other, and you can't treat Sierra like that. And everything she's saying is just in reference to herself.

SPEAKER_04 27:55

But I wonder, I wonder if she knew this was gonna happen. Like he must have told her, like, look, I gotta bring in a girl to like throw off my scent or just mix things up or whatever. And maybe she just got drunk and was like, I am not okay with this, or didn't think they'd be like making out to the extent that they were, or I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 28:16

Or like the the party where they played, I was gonna say shoots and ladders. That's not right. Truth or dare.

SPEAKER_02 28:22

Shoots and ladders. That one got left twitch.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

Blacked out playing shoots and ladders, man. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 28:33

Truth or dare.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

Truth or dare. Truth or dare. She made out with Kyle, and then Wes got pissed and started like scooted his chair next to Sierra, and then was all pouty, like touching her leg, trying to make Amanda jealous. There's a part of me that thinks because right before this is when Kyle and Amanda kind of made up and said they were starting to go to couples counseling.

unknown 28:53

Right.

SPEAKER_01 28:54

And I maybe West was like, All right, you guys are gonna work on your relationship now. Then I'm gonna invite every fucking girl I've ever hooked up with ever. Great in this house.

SPEAKER_04 29:04

Excellent. Excellent point. Yeah, thank you. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 29:09

And Amanda was like, oh hell no. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, oh no, I'm gonna blimp the fuck out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was this episode, it wasn't outwardly. There wasn't anything like shocking, like an outwardly dramatic, but it was all these little moments and really I was yelling at the TV.

SPEAKER_04 29:30

Yeah, it was rough. It was rough. Yeah. My husband was sort of surfing his phone, and he'd look up every once in a while when I was like, because you are a fucking dumbass. He's like, what happened? Oh but I love that Andy Cohen said this week. He's like, not only is Sierra like the most beautiful person on this show, she's the most beautiful person on Bravo. And she absolutely is. I mean, she's stunning. And I I totally like her complaint of him of like you fetishized me, you turned me into this like black experience, but you really just want a basic bitch white girl. Like he fully got into that point. He fully point.

SPEAKER_01 30:15

Yeah. Did you see who's the cover of Glamour? Speaking of most of the people. Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_04 30:20

I love it. I love it. Some good quotes, too.

SPEAKER_01 30:23

Sierra.

SPEAKER_04 30:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

Oh my god. Yeah. Amazing. She's a queen. She's crushing it.

SPEAKER_04 30:27

She's a queen.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

And she's absolutely crushing it.

SPEAKER_04 30:30

The latest breaking is like an hour ago. Kyle. Teeny Tiny. Kyle Cook. The size of his tippy pocket on his tippy tippy toes. Reaching up to kiss none other than Real Housewives of OC alum. Crazy bitch certified children have been taken away. Megan King Edmonds.

SPEAKER_01 30:55

Megan King Edmonds.

SPEAKER_04 30:56

MKE. Holy shit. MKE, which she is certifiably insane. She was married to a baseball player, Jim Edmonds. They got divorced. Then she married Biden's nephew or something for like four or five minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Then at some point, her children have been taken away. She's problematic. However, I got a soft spot for her because she is the one that broke Brooks baking cancer. Which, if you know don't know about it, Google it. There was a boyfriend, a charlatan boyfriend, a snake oil salesman. Yep. On the real housewives of Orange County, who hit his housewife girlfriend, they together faked him having cancer. He fully never had cancer and they'd be insane.

SPEAKER_01 31:47

And we saw him go to chemo treatments, fake chemo treatments. And Megan King Edmonds, I mean super sleuth, figured it out, died on that hill, and was right. She did. And she was right.

SPEAKER_04 32:00

And that's a big that's a big shot to take. You know, that's a big of faking cancer. Yep. You gotta be a hundred. And I don't think she was a hundred percent sure. She was she had her suspicions, but I don't think she was like fully sure. But then you know, if the internet did what it does and figured out, yeah, he fully fake cancer. So she is the legend, but she's also a tall drink of water, she's probably like 5'10.

SPEAKER_01 32:30

At least, and so Kyle's just like he is literally holding her shoulders with both hands on his tippies, cleaning up for a kiss.

SPEAKER_03 32:41

It is the cringiest, it is the cringiest photo. It's so good, it's so good. So good. I love it. I love it.

SPEAKER_04 32:50

We don't know, those two dropped an hour ago the same sacks of shit have bound each other, and yeah. Good for them. Good for them.

SPEAKER_01 33:00

And I don't understand why because she lives in LA, she lives in San St. Louis. Yeah, like I don't know. I don't know. I thought she lives back in Missouri, in St. Louis, with the kids, Missouri. Maybe she'll be on the Ozark summer house.

SPEAKER_02 33:16

Maybe they oh wow, maybe she is breaking. That I might heard it first. That I might tune in. You heard it first. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:24

Kyle comes for a visit and they get get to Gitten.

SPEAKER_01 33:28

And Kyle and Amanda are there visiting their significant other. Now that I'd watch it.

SPEAKER_04 33:32

The Paramours.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

The Paramours.

SPEAKER_04 33:35

Wow. That I'd watch. Wow, Bethany. Wow. I would watch this. Oh, Bethany Wow.

SPEAKER_01 33:40

But yeah, next week, Andy Cohen said next week's Summer House episode is supposed to be even worse than this week.

SPEAKER_04 33:45

Oh, we just need to get more listeners, and maybe we'll start getting those screeners.

SPEAKER_03 33:53

A few more than three listeners for a screen.

SPEAKER_04 33:56

If we get up to 10, maybe we can get a screener. Fingers crossed.

SPEAKER_03 34:03

Put it on my manifestation board. Yeah, exactly. Fire horses. Fire horses. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 34:10

Oh, so yeah, it's just been a good summer house week. We had a that that last episode, we couldn't stop talking about it. And I was like, let's just get on the mics.

SPEAKER_04 34:19

Yeah, we gotta we gotta talk. We gotta take it to the pod. Take it to the people. Another breaking news from previews for Vanderpump Villa. Oh that guess who was involved in the Marciano mix up? Miss Sheena Shea. You know, she's this one out. Nope. And Stasi saying, like, you know, when you leave an old co-worker behind and you don't expect to see them again. I was like, I love you, Stasi.

SPEAKER_01 34:51

Sheena Shea does not die.

SPEAKER_04 34:53

She won't. She won't be killed. She will not die. She's gold.

SPEAKER_01 34:56

Yep. She's good as gold. So now Mallory and I might have to watch fucking Vanderphon Villa.

SPEAKER_04 35:01

Because well, we definitely need to start the valley. There's just so much going on. Like, how am I supposed to move and care for my children and do my job when all this TV is out?

SPEAKER_01 35:12

Oh, and freaking uh Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. So both Dakota and Taylor Frankie Paul were cleared. Taylor more importantly, Taylor Taylor Frankie, Taylor Frankie Paul cleared of all charges. Everything dropped. A judge said nothing. You got nothing.

SPEAKER_04 35:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:30

And then did you see the picture I sent Dakota? So all that went down. And then of course, Dakota sent pictures to TMZ.

SPEAKER_04 35:36

This fucking with weird jelly on his face.

SPEAKER_01 35:41

It's supposed to be a photo of him after their like altercation of a bloody nose. And it is literally ketchup. I mean it is it's thicker than ketchup.

SPEAKER_04 35:51

It's literally strawberry jelly. Like I think he went and got some jam. He got some schmuckers. He's a schmuck who got schmuckers. He's a schmuckers. I think he's a schmuckers, but we're gonna call it schmuckers for him. Schmuckers.

SPEAKER_01 36:05

Yeah, it's wild. I I think now, I think if all this gets cleared, I think there is a small glimmer of hope that they could put the season of the batch joy on Hulu. I don't think you'll ever see the light of ABC, but I think if she's cleared of everything, they could put it on Hulu. They at least need to start filming the show again, you know. Something they still haven't picked up cameras.

unknown 36:29

I know.

SPEAKER_01 36:30

I can't. And the the Summer House reunion.

SPEAKER_04 36:32

Do we know when they filmed the reunion, the Summerhouse Reunion?

SPEAKER_01 36:35

I heard the 15th, but that was two days ago, and that didn't happen, as far as I can tell. So I don't know. Sometime this month, but I mean it like it needs to happen. And all the rumors about that they were gonna separate Amanda and West from the rest of the cast. Yeah, Andy Cohen has said, like, that's bullshit. We're not doing that.

SPEAKER_04 36:52

So okay. People reported that it's scheduled for late April.

SPEAKER_01 36:58

All right, so probably like next week. So we're getting close. We're getting close. Yeah, close. Okay, good.

unknown 37:02

I can't wait.

SPEAKER_01 37:02

I wish they would pay-per-view livestream it. I would pay.

unknown 37:05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 37:06

I too. I would watch 10 hours of them filming. Don't cut it. Don't cut any of them. Don't I don't mean that it better be three to four parts. Yes, yes. It better be. We gotta well, let's bring the work as twins back. You know, let's see how they feel about it. We haven't heard from them in a while. Bring them back. Everybody bring them back. I would love to bring Gilbert Bryant then back.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

Bring him off his Converse tour, election tour, and bring him back.

SPEAKER_04 37:28

Yeah. Or that one Schmari guy last year who with all the threesomes. Let's see what he thinks, you know.

SPEAKER_01 37:33

Oh my god, I forgot about that guy, the Indian guy. Yeah. Oh wow, yeah, he didn't really make it. Although Bailey really grummy this episode. I think her and Carl are very cute. I think I like her. I hope I can see now, like everyone's like, oh, it's gonna be the last season of Summer House because of all this. I'm like, no, no, no. Uh they could absolutely keep the show going.

SPEAKER_04 37:54

Everyone could anchor Sierra and Mia could anchor the show. We just with Lindsay. We need to stop Carl.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

We need to smart. We need to, it's it's enough. It's enough.

unknown 38:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:10

He could just be Bailey's boyfriend on the show, like next season.

SPEAKER_04 38:13

He could just come out a couple weekends, comes and hangs.

SPEAKER_01 38:17

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:18

There's more, you know, or a a drink fashion.

SPEAKER_01 38:23

He's got a soda shop to run.

SPEAKER_04 38:25

He's a soda jerk now. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:29

He's got a pop shop to run. All right.

SPEAKER_04 38:32

He's got to make pot.

SPEAKER_01 38:33

He's got for all the people.

SPEAKER_04 38:35

He's gotta make pot.

SPEAKER_01 38:36

He's gotta make pot for the people of Brooklyn. All right. So that's what they want. They want pot.

SPEAKER_04 38:40

They want for$18.

SPEAKER_01 38:42

Well, of course. They want an$18 pot with the lineup. Yeah, I mean, you could you could Sierra, Mia, KJ, keep Ben and Sabrina, keep Dara, keep Bale. I would absolutely bring in a couple newbies. I would watch that trickle in some of the OGs from time to time. I'm in. I would too. I'm in.

SPEAKER_04 39:05

In the offseason, let's shoot Chip and Joanna and Sierra, you know? Like let's scope. Down it all down the Carolina. I'll take all the content. I really felt like after Vanderpump, after Scandival, I was I felt much more like that. Where's this gonna go now? Yeah. No, I was we were all done. I don't like any of them. You know what I mean? Like, I don't like the Vanderpump people. They don't they did not want to be there. I mean, I like I liked Ariana, but she did not want to be there. Like she was basically held there the last season. No, Katie. I've fucked Katie. I cannot stand Katie.

SPEAKER_01 39:44

Oh my god, I have strong feelings about her. Um none of them wanted to be there. They didn't want to be with each other.

SPEAKER_04 39:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:52

Yeah. They did like each other. And they were like anybody you'd like. Like, this is a very likable group. They're entertaining, but they're also like extremely likable.

SPEAKER_01 40:02

Yeah. So I think that's a good thing. No, I hope they push forward with a new. And this is different than Vanderpump roles, like completely culling all of them and starting with a whole new cast that we don't know anyone and being like, here you go. Like, I'm not doing that. But this is yes, it's a new cast leading it, but it's now a cast we've grown to love within this last year.

SPEAKER_04 40:23

With and Vanderpump, Vanderpump was anemic the last few seasons, anyways. Had Scandaval not happened, it probably would have been canceled anyway. Like it was going nowhere. Lala, Sheena, Insufferable. I cannot believe they're gonna be on the valley. It makes me ill. It makes me I haven't watched yet because I don't want to see them. I haven't either. I don't want to see them. I can't stand them. Like, get off my TV. You killed one already. Don't kill the next one. Exactly.

unknown 40:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:52

Like a locusts.

SPEAKER_04 40:54

Yes, exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:56

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 40:57

But I don't know. We'll see. I think I hope they don't do anything to Summerhouse. I hope it continues because it's so good.

SPEAKER_01 41:04

Yeah, get rid of Amanda and Kyle. I don't even care if Kyle comes back. Just get rid of Amanda and West.

SPEAKER_04 41:10

Kyle, bring them back. I don't care. Yeah. Oh, and Jesse.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Jesse would break this episode.

SPEAKER_04 41:14

Yeah, just put Jesse on. Exactly. I mean, just take get Amanda and West off and everything's fine.

SPEAKER_01 41:19

Everything's fine. Yep. I agree. I hope they don't. I hope they don't just throw it all in the garbage. Like, no, no. It's great. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:26

I also hope they don't try to force a like Amanda West Sierra being on at the same time. Like, you know what I mean? I hope they don't try to force that.

SPEAKER_01 41:36

I would think they'd be smart enough after pushing the scan the Sandoval redemption season on us. Oh my god. Like, we don't need nope, we're good. Give us the reunion, let everyone air out their grievances, and then move forward with the new chapter and get them off my TV.

SPEAKER_04 41:54

I totally agree. Totally agree. Also, I mean, Kyle is 45. Like, uh, is he does he need to be in a share house with 25-year-olds anymore? You know, like let's move on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:09

He's gonna be. I mean, I think at this point, hold on. How old is Kyle? How old will he be this summer? Kyle Cook age 43. He'll be turning 44 this summer. Like, sir, it's it's time. It's time.

SPEAKER_04 42:24

These are I had one too many glasses of wine last night. And I feel horrible today. How did they do it? I'm 41. You ate re-heated Taco Bell. I did. I ate Taco Bell the second time.

SPEAKER_01 42:40

Could you imagine doing that every weekend and then surviving the week?

SPEAKER_04 42:44

Absolutely. But plus, he, you know, he's like insane, has this insane like eating and workout regimen. That's why he looks like he does.

SPEAKER_01 42:51

True.

SPEAKER_04 42:52

So he like doesn't eat carbs during the week. Like, imagine drinking that much and not eating carbs. Like, I I don't understand. It does not compute. My body doesn't work. It's carbs. Like that's they uh yeah, alcohol turns into carbs by way of Taco Bell for me every time. Like it's science. It's science. I don't know. Exactly. Google it.

SPEAKER_01 43:14

Just is what it is. Yeah. Can't argue with science. That's right.

SPEAKER_04 43:19

Yeah. I just, it's just, yeah, I don't know how they keep doing it.

SPEAKER_01 43:24

Yeah, he's gotta.

SPEAKER_04 43:26

I mean, he also can never get out of the game.

SPEAKER_01 43:28

Like you just stay in it and you just, I don't know. I don't think he will ever get out of the game. I don't think anyone's gonna marry him again. And I think he's just gonna DJ himself into oblivion and be on reality TV, like Shep and like Whitney from Southern Charm, who's pushing 60, and like you're still wearing skinny jeans and going. Like he's not gonna go until someone puts him down.

SPEAKER_04 43:54

Like he's just gonna ride pictures of him, Whitney with Shep at the Masters last weekend.

SPEAKER_01 44:00

No, I can't.

SPEAKER_04 44:02

Like a keeper.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

Whitney is literally he's his last name, Whitney.

SPEAKER_04 44:07

So disgusting. Suterland.

SPEAKER_01 44:10

Where he's almost 60. Whitney Southern charm age. 57. That man is almost 60 years old.

unknown 44:19

I cannot.

SPEAKER_04 44:20

Oh my god. Ew.

SPEAKER_03 44:24

That is so disgusting. So gross. Oh, so gross.

SPEAKER_04 44:30

Come on, dude. Talking about time to sunset people. Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 44:36

Yeah. I mean, Shepp's in his late 40s. I know he's older than Kyle Cook. I know he's like 45, 46. I mean, when we're pushing 50 and 60, it's time, it's time to go. Unless you are the OG. She's 45.

SPEAKER_04 44:50

He was born in 1980.

SPEAKER_01 44:52

Yeah, it's it's time. Unless you're on a show like for like the Golden Girls Rony, OG housewife show they're filming, which is like supposed to be all of them in their the 50s and 60s.

SPEAKER_04 45:06

Right. Or it's like about you and your family and children. Like, fine. Right.

SPEAKER_01 45:10

But not a summer sharehouse show with a bunch of 20-year-olds and you are 44 years old.

SPEAKER_04 45:18

It's an abomination.

SPEAKER_01 45:20

What are we doing?

SPEAKER_04 45:21

It really is.

SPEAKER_01 45:22

It's too much. It's too much. We've jumped the shark. It's enough.

SPEAKER_04 45:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

Yeah. So it'll be interesting. I'm interested to see where it goes. I want this fucking reunion to air. I want to see it so bad. I just I want it so bad. This is such a blue boil.

SPEAKER_04 45:35

It has it better be at least three parts. I want to see it like I want to see the raw footage. I want to see anything.

SPEAKER_01 45:42

I will don't cut any of it. Air all 10 hours of filming. I'll watch all of it.

SPEAKER_04 45:47

I will stay up and watch it like the fucking royal wedding. I will take it out for work and watch the entire thing. You know?

SPEAKER_01 45:54

Like you would wake up at two in the morning and watch it.

SPEAKER_04 45:58

Absolutely. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I know. Yeah. But who knows what's gonna happen next. Like, what is I've heard, I've heard that, or I read somewhere that's maybe Rihanna, somebody is trying to set Sierra up with Michael B. Jordan. Yes, Rihanna. The ultimate flex. Oh my god. Oh you're you're hooking up with Amanda Great. I'm over here with Michael fucking B. Jordan.

SPEAKER_01 46:28

Michael B. Jordan. You give can't be a good idea.

SPEAKER_04 46:32

They would be the hottest couple on earth.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

Oh my god. Can you imagine the babies that they would have?

SPEAKER_04 46:38

Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 46:39

Yeah, that's it. That's endgame. There's no one. That's it. That's it. Wes, there's literally no one you could date that's better than Michael B. Jordan. No. Megan King Edmonds is not gonna hold a candle.

unknown 46:53

Megan King Edmonds.

SPEAKER_02 46:54

The Michael B. Jordan of Real Housewives of O. C. I love that.

SPEAKER_01 46:59

Yeah. A me. I mean, Sarah's got nowhere to go but up, and I'm here for it. And Mia is an absolute star. Mia was on Watch What Happens Live this week and just crushed it. And I love her so I've never, I don't think I've ever loved a newbie more on any Bravo show.

SPEAKER_04 47:13

I totally agree. I totally agree. And her like talking about the dream she had about her parents being alive. Her mom and saying I want you to keep it. That got me. I know. As people with missing fathers, they're not missing. I know we know what happened to them. They're found, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_02 47:32

I don't know if I've said that Nancy got three when they were there. Exactly. They didn't disappear. They weren't raptured. We may never know what happened to them.

SPEAKER_01 47:45

And we'll never know. And we'll never know.

SPEAKER_02 47:47

We'll never know. But people with fathers no longer alive, you do have dreams.

SPEAKER_04 48:04

With dead parents or missing parents. We understand missing parents, raptured parents. Whatever's happened to your parent is sometimes them still.

SPEAKER_01 48:14

Have they ever has there ever been anything else about Nancy Guthrie? Like, did we just all drop it?

SPEAKER_04 48:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:22

Yeah. That's crazy. And I can't believe Savannah Guthrie's just back on TV.

SPEAKER_04 48:26

TV.

SPEAKER_01 48:27

Jesus. That whole thing is so dark. It's uh if you don't if you believe in juju energy, that whole thing's just got dark energy all over it. There's a lot of dark energy stuff also out this week, but we don't have to talk about it because it's too dark. No, no. No, no. We just want to talk about our missing fathers. And where are they? Yeah.

unknown 48:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:49

If you've seen our fathers, please let us know. They're laughing. They're laughing at us. Tell me have you seen it?

SPEAKER_01 49:00

Tell me how you see it. Have you seen her? Have you seen them?

SPEAKER_02 49:11

Have you seen them?

SPEAKER_01 49:13

Tell us how you see them. Tell us have you seen them? Have you seen them? My audio could never handle that right now. That's pushing it way too far.

SPEAKER_02 49:24

We are barely anywhere. We just broke the we broke the new software.

SPEAKER_03 49:30

It's over. Forget it. Oh my god, right. Back to RFK. Okay, yeah.

unknown 49:37

Cool.

SPEAKER_03 49:38

All right. Well, I think on that now. I think we're good. I think we're good.

SPEAKER_04 49:44

Should anything break over the weekend, we may hop back on. My Verizon comes tomorrow between three and five to the new house. So, you know, I can record from wherever. Excellent. She's mobile. Yeah. She's mobile.

SPEAKER_03 49:56

Mobile. Mobile video.

SPEAKER_01 49:57

Amazing. Well, I hope the the Taco Bell sits well tonight. I hope you and Brandon get one more one more round in the house. Can't wait to get the follow-up on the roll on the hay.

SPEAKER_04 50:08

Yeah. Next episode. Yeah. I'll I'll I'll detail notes out in case it happens. Perfect. Hold pause. I need to I gotta make sure I document this for the pod.

SPEAKER_03 50:18

Make sure. Wait, which room are we in? Okay, great. Yeah, yeah. To let the fans know.

SPEAKER_01 50:23

Right. Amazing. Well, you know, for those of our Bravo fans, I hope this this scratched an itch. I hope we we got this out together. I hope we feel better now because we really needed to talk about that last episode. Yeah. We need to talk about that.

SPEAKER_04 50:36

And anybody else, you know, who identifies as a person with a missing father, you know, reach out.

SPEAKER_03 50:42

We're here for you. Yeah. We're here for you.

SPEAKER_01 50:44

We'll all talk about it together.

unknown 50:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:46

Talk about it together. Well, follow us on Instagram at Akiki Catchup. Give us a I was gonna say flaming five-star review. That's not the word I'm looking for. Don't flame us.

SPEAKER_03 50:57

Don't flame us. A glowing.

SPEAKER_04 51:00

I think you're talking about the Taco Bell that I just say.

SPEAKER_03 51:03

Now that's flaming. That's flaming.

SPEAKER_01 51:05

Give us a five-star review. Give us a follow. Leave us comments. We want to hear from you.

SPEAKER_04 51:11

We do. We want to hear from you. We haven't considered, you know.

SPEAKER_01 51:17

Yep. Please give us your feedback. Let's have a convo. Yes. Let's have a conversation. Let's do it. Conversation. Let's talk about it. All right. Well, here's hoping to next week's episode that they play shoots and ladders. We finally get that footage.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 51:31

It's this the everybody's asking. Okay. Everybody's asking. Oh, what I do hope we see, because we saw it in the previews, was Carl and Kyle like getting into a fist fight. Getting into a fist fight. Yeah. And I think this is the last episode.

SPEAKER_04 51:45

Carl's trying too hard. Carl's five. I know, but I think when they be relevant, they preview things.

SPEAKER_01 51:51

They did this for Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. They previewed so much stuff that never happened.

SPEAKER_04 51:56

Well, because I don't care. It's not a real fight. I I honestly don't care about it. This is more important. I need to see little breadcrumbs about Scamanda more than I need to see the two of them getting into some made-up fight because Carl can't voice his feelings or whatever. I don't know. It's bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 52:13

It's true. They, although I did appreciate Carl being like, I wish I could have a bottle of rose and a line of Coke, and then I could really tell Kyle how I'm feeling. I was like, what the well, damn. Okay. She just said that.

SPEAKER_04 52:26

But I don't think he's really feeling anything. I think he's just making stuff up.

SPEAKER_01 52:30

I don't know. But yeah, he needs to be put out to the city.

SPEAKER_04 52:34

Like the oh, you're this is you realizing Kyle's a bad friend. Oh yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_01 52:38

But Jesse did have, I mean, Jesse was really the voice of reason this season or this episode, and was like, I think Kyle's always been the alpha. And he's just realizing that like this is how the friendship goes, and that's why he can't figure out how to do that way. It's always been that way. And he can't confront him because he doesn't know how to.

unknown 52:56

Right.

SPEAKER_01 52:56

But they're confront him about what? Right. About what? I know.

SPEAKER_04 53:02

I mean, all I could say is you didn't give me money for my business. You didn't give me money from my pap.

SPEAKER_01 53:09

So did your dad. If I never got any money from my pat. He didn't give me a quarter from my pat. Also, have you seen? Alright, guys, we gotta go. We gotta get out of here. Pap's missing. I gotta go buy my pap. My pop and my pap. My pap is missing.

SPEAKER_03 53:26

Anyone seen it?

SPEAKER_01 53:28

Oh, good. Alright, Mal.

SPEAKER_02 53:30

I think we're done.

SPEAKER_01 53:31

We're done here. Good luck on the move.

SPEAKER_04 53:34

For the last night.

SPEAKER_01 53:34

Happy last night in your house.

SPEAKER_04 53:35

Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. You're rooting for you. Um enjoy your your Polish weekend. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 53:42

Enjoying your weekend.

SPEAKER_04 53:43

Bye, everybody. Bye. It's a kicky catch up.

unknown 53:53

It's a kitty catch up.