BREAKING NEWS: Bravo’s Summer House LEAKED Reunion Audio!

SOMEBODY GETTIN’ FIRED FOR THIS. We are running to the Newsroom to breakdown the LEAKED audio from yesterday's filming of Bravo's highly anticipated Summer House Reunion. The Summer House Avengers unite to defend Ciara Miller while Amanda Batula and West Wilson solidify themselves a reality TV scum. Pack your prison wallets and join us for the real leaked audio and our real unfiltered opinions. 

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SPEAKER_06 0:07

Breaking Summer House news. We're here. We're here.

SPEAKER_03 0:11

We're boots on the ground right now. To a flurry of text and Instagram messages saying, wake the fuck up. Yep. Because we got some stuff.

SPEAKER_06 0:20

We got some stuff. We got some stuff. Just when we thought we could maybe rest. They were filming Summer House reunion yesterday. We thought we're gonna get a conclusion to this. We can maybe move on with our lives.

SPEAKER_03 0:31

May 26th, I think, is the uh the drop date. Um but then you know, somebody fell on their sword, someone took over the team, someone fired and fired. Someone getting sued fired. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 0:45

Someone's getting fired and sued.

SPEAKER_03 0:48

Um maybe jail time. I don't know. We don't know. I don't know what the consequences are. But this good Samaritan, you know, there's other things if you want to break some rules, there's other things you can do. You know, this is we appreciate this, but there's other stuff. Anyways, anyway, we don't neither here nor there. Neither here nor there.

SPEAKER_05 1:07

We got breaking audio straight from the reunion yesterday of the whole cast taking Amanda and West to task, and it is a thing of beauty.

SPEAKER_06 1:21

It is, I I literally like got on, got my daughter to school, got on Instagram, and saw people being like breaking audio, break audio, like from and I'm like, what, what, what? And it's like on TikTok. There's audio on TikTok. So go over to TikTok, which I'm never on, and just like a complete boomer. And I'm trying to look up, and it's just a million videos of people talking about the audio, but not the audio. And I'm like, where do I find this audio? Found it on Reddit, of course, and then immediately sent it to Mallory and was like, Wake up!

SPEAKER_03 1:51

It is two in the morning your time. I need you to wake up. I know, I know.

SPEAKER_06 1:56

I mean, it okay, I'm gonna try to play it for you on my phone and then we will discuss, okay? We'll discuss. Okay. Tell me if you cannot hear this, okay? Okay, we'll do it.

SPEAKER_02 2:05

And great people and say whatever you want and get whatever you want.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

But everybody else has a completely different interpretation of their relationship with the different things.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

Well, we know the five.

SPEAKER_05 4:39

Shakespeare. Shakespeare. Shakespeare. Wow. I uh she is disgusting. She's everything I thought she was. You can't help who you're attracted to. Okay, but you can help what the fuck you do about it. You say, no, uh I'm sorry. What? You should never be in a position to get that close to somebody that is your friend's ex-boyfriend. I'm I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06 5:03

Her just crawling into the victim role of being like, What was I supposed to do? I didn't have a choice. You I couldn't help it, Sierra. Absolutely not. I'm a big but she they won't even say love. She literally is admitting he was hooking up with other guys and that they just they just hooked up. They just hooked up. We're just hooking up. We don't know what this is. It's not like this is the love of my life.

SPEAKER_05 5:26

Yeah, right. Exactly.

SPEAKER_06 5:27

You can't help people you want to hook up with.

SPEAKER_05 5:28

If you're attracted to a lot of you could be attracted to plenty of people, you just fuck up.

SPEAKER_06 5:33

Right. I just she's just I mean, first things first, I'm happy to see from this clip that the Summerhouse Avengers locked in.

SPEAKER_05 5:43

Locked in. In this two-minute clip, yeah, we had them all. We had them all. And you know what? I what is funny is I was talking to somebody recently. Oh, I'll tell you who afterwards. I was talking to somebody recently who said they thought that Lindsay was gonna be the bulldog of the reunion, but I think it's Mia. I think it's like, uh-uh, not up in here.

SPEAKER_06 6:04

Mia, you just wanted to be another one of his side bitches. Yes, yes, snaps. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

SPEAKER_05 6:13

She has to admit, she has to admit he was dating other girls because it's like all out there, but I guarantee you she did not know that at the time. Guarantee you.

SPEAKER_06 6:21

Nope. Yeah, she didn't, and now she just has to just accept it because she's in it now. She has to act like that was fine.

SPEAKER_05 6:28

Exactly. Yeah, yeah. The amount of calculating she has to be doing to be like, what happened, when did I know? Did I not know? Like, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 6:41

It is crazy. I mean, everyone got in there. Lindsay was like, oh, I think there was one part that missed, but she was like, You got smoked out when they said that the video was dropped, and she was like, You got smoked out. That's the only reason you admitted it.

SPEAKER_04 6:53

Right.

SPEAKER_06 6:53

Like you would have, you would have never, you would have kept this going. KJ in there with like, why didn't you apologize to Sierra in your statement? Boom. And Carl in there, even though you guys knew it was like so fucked up, you still, you still did it.

SPEAKER_05 7:06

You still, there's not so many layers. There's one layer. There's the layer of this is like a good friend of yours, and this is a guy that seriously fucked her up, and you are now sleeping with him. That's the layer. That's it. That's all.

SPEAKER_06 7:19

And she said it point blank, period. There's millions of guys in New York, and you went for this one. You went for the one you knew would hurt me the most.

SPEAKER_05 7:26

That's right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:27

You could have stopped it at any point and said, This is a right. Any point.

SPEAKER_05 7:31

Yep. Could have admitted that we hooked up, it was a mistake, should have done it, whatever. Yeah. I think I think Amanda was trying to make herself the victim of the like video naked video, but she didn't want to say it because it sounds really bad being like I was naked prancing around in his apartment, you know, like that makes her look terrible, besides the fact that the video was leaked.

SPEAKER_06 7:56

Yeah, I think she wants to lean into like I was a victim, but like, no, you were a victim of getting caught out being a ho, a shitty friend. Victim of a shitty bitch. Yeah. Yeah. I you, I mean, you called it. Like, you called it on this girl. This is who she has always been. I've seen stuff that she was raised like in a wealthy jersey family. She's always had privilege, she's always had money. I've heard I've seen stuff from people who went to high school with her that she was a mean girl, boyfriend stealer, clicky. Like, this is who Amanda is, has always been.

SPEAKER_04 8:31

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 8:32

She somehow got through the show by being Kyle's storyline and by like attaching herself and associating with loved characters like Paige and Sierra, and just like somehow found her way through the waters, and now there's no one to hide behind anymore.

SPEAKER_05 8:49

She herself made herself the perfect victim because she was married to Kyle, who's an idiot and an asshole, you know?

SPEAKER_06 8:55

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 8:56

Like, and and I guarantee you she did her cool girl shtick on him, and that's how they ended up together. Is like, I'm just chill. I just like smokeweed, and I'm like so chill. Like, I don't care about anything. Labels, who needs, you know, like she cares about everything. Oh, yeah, she cares about everything. Yeah. 100%. And she's made herself the victim, which is easy to do when you have somebody who's like outwardly just a mess all the time, yelling and acting like an idiot.

SPEAKER_06 9:25

But yeah, and I I love how I mean Kyle's such a piece of shit that like no one is defending him in there.

SPEAKER_05 9:31

Nobody's like, how could you do this to Kyle? Yeah, yeah. No one's worried about Kyle. No. No. But it yeah, she's just she just is, I will get what I want. I've always gotten what I want. You know, she's like the girl Veruca Salt, you know? Daddy, I want a golden egg. I want a golden egg. That's who she is. I want it now, Daddy. I want it now, Daddy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 9:56

It's my money, and I want it now.

SPEAKER_05 9:58

Exactly. Right. So same but difference. Same but different. Same but difference. Sorry, I'm trying to get away from the light.

SPEAKER_06 10:04

I love it. You have a shining light. Mallory's in her new house, sitting on a box with a TV antenna, somehow connecting to a satellite. It's beautiful. She's just a ray, a beam of sunshine on her face.

SPEAKER_04 10:17

I don't have any, uh I can't show you. I'll start with the colour.

SPEAKER_05 10:20

No curtains. I don't have any curtains or blinds yet. So there's just strips of box ripped up and propped up on the window.

SPEAKER_06 10:28

So perfect. Yep. Yeah. But we we couldn't we couldn't stay away from this.

SPEAKER_05 10:34

We couldn't we had to get on. We had to get on. We had to get to the people immediately because this is crazy.

SPEAKER_06 10:40

We we shared it on the Kiki catch-up Instagram stories. So it is on there until I mean I've seen a bunch of things that posted it and have already had to take it down. My husband did have a theory, because this is all he and I have texted about all morning while he's at work doing way more important things, but nothing more important than the summer house leaked audio. Yes. And he was like, what if this audio is AI? And I was like, oof, oof. He goes, it could completely someone could have put in, come up with audio, these people, this character, and make it so. I mean, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 11:18

I don't think it is.

SPEAKER_06 11:20

I did it ahead of time, and just could anything could be AI at this point. But what makes me think it's not AI is that they're making people take it down. Bravo is. Yeah, yeah. Which makes me think it's real.

SPEAKER_05 11:31

Yeah, yeah. I think so too. I think it's real.

SPEAKER_06 11:34

They must be so pissed. Bravo. They just can't. Oh, they must be.

SPEAKER_05 11:38

But also, this kind of just stirs up more interest. Right. Right. It makes me want to see. They may have leaked it themselves, who knows? You know, true. It's true. Yeah. Because how like you must really never want a job in Hollywood again to leak this. You know, like you must really never ever want a job on any TV show or movie ever again.

SPEAKER_06 11:56

Because it had to be a good one. They're gonna find out who it was. Yeah, they all have to sign NDAs. Like there's only so many people it could be.

SPEAKER_05 12:04

When I used to, I used to audit BMW, the BMW plant in Green Greensville, Greenville, South Carolina, and you had to leave your phone at the front desk, like because you couldn't take your phone in, even as the auditors. Nobody, nobody that worked there, nobody that was in the building could take their phone in. I would think they would do the same for these people. Like you don't have the phone.

SPEAKER_06 12:26

Right. How were any of them allowed to have a phone? Right. That would be first, you're dropping it in the bucket, locking it in this locker. You don't get a phone in.

SPEAKER_05 12:33

Unless somebody sneaked one in, yeah. Unless somebody sneaked.

SPEAKER_06 12:36

Up their butthole.

SPEAKER_05 12:37

Up their butthole. Or unless the prison wallet. The prison wallet. Somebody had somebody who pulled a phone out of their prison wallet.

SPEAKER_06 12:46

If somebody prison walleted a phone onto the Summer House reunion set, I mean my hero.

SPEAKER_05 12:53

Like the um, like that, like that sketch, that SNL sketch where where what is his name? Will Farrell pulls out his tiny phone and it's like, you know? Yeah, that's what it is. Have to be that that small.

SPEAKER_06 13:07

I bet it was those old school Nokia like brick phone. I feel like that. I bet it was. I was doing a jerky off motion to the camera. The old it was the first phone I ever had. It was the Nokia, like a rectangle. Mine was orange. But that feels like a good, a good size with a good that could get up there.

SPEAKER_05 13:29

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_06 13:30

It seems large. I mean, it seems large, but it's got the it's skinny. I mean, an iPhone so wide.

SPEAKER_05 13:38

It is black. That would hurt.

SPEAKER_06 13:39

That would be like half this size for the for the little brick.

SPEAKER_05 13:42

You know, we'll have to ask Richard Gere if he's ever done that. Strictly mice. Just mice.

SPEAKER_06 13:47

Phone is the size of a small hamster. That's the one.

SPEAKER_05 13:50

Except. Except hamster-sized phones for sale.

SPEAKER_06 13:56

No particular reason.

SPEAKER_05 13:58

No reason.

SPEAKER_06 14:01

But we digress. Speaking of not ever wanting to get a job in Hollywood again, Amanda, you you're done.

SPEAKER_05 14:08

You are real opportunity was to come in here, like contrite. I had read somewhere that they were both gonna come in hot, and and clearly they did. There is no remorse. They're still lying about timeline. We heard Mia Mia from Southern Hospitality say that in September, what was that at BravoCon? Yeah. Amanda said she was pregaming in Wes's room, just the two of them.

SPEAKER_06 14:36

Before their dates. So Mia and Wes went on a date and at in September, and then at BravoCon in October or November, Amanda said to her, Oh, Wes and I were pregaming before your date in September. That's right.

SPEAKER_05 14:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 14:51

At his apartment. So that kills their whole end of February storyline.

SPEAKER_05 14:56

100%. Yeah. Yep. Pre-gaming each other. You know.

SPEAKER_06 14:59

Yeah. Who pregames with another girl before a date?

SPEAKER_05 15:04

Pre-game and the beast with two backs, you know.

SPEAKER_06 15:09

My goodness.

SPEAKER_05 15:10

Yep. Difficult. The nasty one.

SPEAKER_06 15:14

It's a Bible study now.

SPEAKER_05 15:16

Oh yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_06 15:18

Oh my god. But yeah, I mean, like, you're you're done. You're done. You have rappelled yourself into just irrelevancy.

SPEAKER_05 15:28

The only option for you is sound baths in Arizona.

SPEAKER_06 15:32

That's it. A camper van in the desert. That's all you got. No one's buying your swimsuits. No one's giving you brand deals. Your spin-off, I mean, you're not making it to season two. That spin-off's gonna be lucky now if it makes it to season two. Yeah. Like, I don't know what you expected.

SPEAKER_05 15:51

What was end up? All of this for this fuckboy. I mean, how old is West? Isn't he how old is he?

SPEAKER_06 15:58

30, maybe. Can't be more than early 30s if he's not late 20s.

SPEAKER_05 16:04

He's not even attracted to the internet says he's 28 to 31.

SPEAKER_06 16:08

Yeah. He's somewhere in the ballpark.

SPEAKER_05 16:11

I I can get behind. Look, I'm attracted to funny. I get that. And he's goofy and he's funny, and he kind of love bombs you. You know, that's exactly what he did to Sierra. But like, you've already seen this, you've you've seen this story. You've seen this. You've seen the ending. You've seen how it ends. This is not gonna go well for you, you know. And then the the video of them at the baseball game where she's like clearly telling him, act like you like me. She's already being a bitch to him the way she was to Kyle. He's gonna be over this so fast.

SPEAKER_06 16:43

I think he's already over this. I think he's just gotta get through the reunion.

SPEAKER_05 16:47

Yeah, exactly. And he is unfortunately probably gonna be fine after this.

SPEAKER_06 16:52

He'll be fine. He will get Tom Sandoval, he'll get on other reality shows.

SPEAKER_05 16:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 16:57

He'll he's charming enough. The problem, Amanda's too narrow-minded and self-centered to see that like you are not interesting and you're not likable. Like you're you have no personality.

SPEAKER_05 17:14

Oh, why'd you stay with him while he cheated on you? Because she wanted to be on TV. Yep. She wanted to be relevant. You know, she knew she was never having kids with this guy. She knew it.

SPEAKER_06 17:23

And she still thinks that being with Wes is gonna make her relevant, but like Wes ain't gonna stay with you, honey. He's getting through this, and then he's out.

SPEAKER_05 17:30

This is gonna be over by the summertime. It's gonna be over by the summertime.

SPEAKER_06 17:34

Amazing.

SPEAKER_05 17:35

Uh I know. Amazing. I know. I wish I just want them to drop the raw footage. Like, drop it all. Just give it to me all. I I'll I don't need it cut, I don't need anything. I'll muddle through it. Uh, PA's coming to pay.

SPEAKER_06 17:48

I'll pay you handsomely.

SPEAKER_05 17:49

Pay-per-view that shit, pay-per-view it, you know.

SPEAKER_06 17:53

Somebody commented on when they posted like filming some post about like summer house reunion, yeah. And someone was like, please just put all the raw footage on Peacock. I will pay extra. And Bravo commented with like the eyes emoji. I mean, they would be stupid to not do something with it. Give me 12 hours of the raw footage. I'll give you 20 bucks. You know, that's it. I'll clear my schedule.

SPEAKER_05 18:16

I'll clear my schedule. Neglect my child this weekend while my husband's taking the kids so I can unpack. I will instead do that. Watch 12 hours of Summer House. That sounds amazing.

unknown 18:28

I know.

SPEAKER_06 18:28

That sounds amazing. I don't even need the rest of the season. I don't need the rest of the season. I don't need the rest. I don't get it.

SPEAKER_05 18:34

I guess that's what's annoying is there's I saw online there's three more episodes plus the finale. So there are four more episodes before we get to the reunion. Like, we don't need any more. We do not need more. We don't need it. This is what was nice about Scandaval is there was only a couple episodes left when it dropped, right?

SPEAKER_06 18:49

And one of them was the one where they picked up cameras after it happened. Yeah, there was only like two regular ones.

SPEAKER_05 18:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 18:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:57

I know.

SPEAKER_06 18:58

No, we need to just get to it. And I don't know where Summerhouse goes. I mean, it's different than Vanderpump Rules because they were able to, first of all, I hope they learn to not try to give West or Amanda a redemption season. That was the kiss of death for Vanderpump Rolls. We do not need that.

SPEAKER_05 19:14

Yeah. Vanderpump Rules was already circling the drain. They were circling the drain. Summerhouse was going to be fine. I think Vanderpump had maybe a season left anyway. Yeah. I I don't think Scandaval was nailing the coffin. I think they were dead already and they just couldn't revive it because the people are stuck.

SPEAKER_06 19:30

Yeah. But like the difference between Vanderpump Rules, they all live separately and they could choose to film different scenes. Like the concept of summer house is they all have to live together. They're not filming with them. Like Sierra and Kyle and Amanda and Mia and KJ and Carl, like they are not filming with Amanda and West.

SPEAKER_05 19:48

They're not filming with Amanda for sure. I don't know what happens with West. I wouldn't be surprised if he came back, but Amanda's done. She's done.

SPEAKER_06 19:55

Amanda's done. Sierra will not film with Amanda at that time.

SPEAKER_04 19:58

And I won't either.

SPEAKER_06 19:59

Nope. No, no, no. And the Jesse of it all. I mean, he was silent in that clip, not saying that's indicative of the whole reunion, but I mean, that is his brah.

SPEAKER_05 20:09

But he did say on Watch What Happens Live, he did say that like he thought it was kind of ridiculous that, you know, he was getting shit for trying to hook up with Sierra because he was West's friend when Wes then went and hooked up with his friend's wife.

SPEAKER_06 20:24

Yeah. No, it it he definitely seemed myth on Watch What Happens Live, but like I hope he does not die on the sword of like brodom. Because again, to compare it to Vanderphone Rules, like Tom Schwartz, Tom Sandoval, they were friends for 20 years. They were roommates before the show ever became a thing. They were business partners. Like, I get it, Tom Schwartz. That was a sticky situation to be in.

SPEAKER_05 20:46

But like you've worked also a weak little bitch, too.

SPEAKER_06 20:50

He is a weak little bitch. But like Jesse, you've worked with this guy for three years. Like you're friends from work. This is not the friendship to like lose your singing career. Your singing career. If you don't want to ruin the tour, you don't need to ruin the tour.

SPEAKER_05 21:03

Don't ruin the tour for West. West Wilson.

SPEAKER_06 21:06

Yeah, like let it go.

SPEAKER_05 21:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 21:09

Save yourself. Don't go down with that ship. It'll be interesting.

SPEAKER_05 21:13

Yeah. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 21:14

It's crazy. It's crazy. I know you gotta get to real work.

SPEAKER_05 21:19

Unfortunately, I have to do my job now.

SPEAKER_06 21:21

It's okay. It's okay. I'm just glad we got this out.

SPEAKER_05 21:24

Well, and you know what? We'll be ready to hop back on the next big thing that comes out.

SPEAKER_06 21:29

I wonder if any more audio will be leaked or if Bravo is like threatening lives now.

SPEAKER_05 21:34

I know. I know. If they didn't leak it, whoever did is the dumbest person on earth. I mean, I'm glad that they did it, but it's so stupid. Andy Cohen. You do not want Andy Cohen as an enemy. Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_06 21:47

No.

SPEAKER_05 21:47

Dude.

SPEAKER_06 21:48

You'll never work in this town again.

SPEAKER_05 21:50

Never work in this town again. Never.

SPEAKER_06 21:52

My God, stay tuned. I don't know. I don't know what's gonna break the rest of today. I know I know.

unknown 21:57

Who knows?

SPEAKER_06 21:57

The wild morning is something new.

SPEAKER_05 21:59

I know.

SPEAKER_06 22:01

All right, guys. Well, keep you know joining us on the social Instagram at Akiki CatchUp. I will keep posting stories as they come. We'll keep getting the info out. And we'll be back with a regular OG episode next week, pending any more, you know, breaking news.

SPEAKER_05 22:18

Who knows what's going on? Who knows?

SPEAKER_06 22:20

All right.

SPEAKER_05 22:21

Well, I'll see how Secret Lives of Mormon Wives picked back up. So my God. Minus Dakota and my Mike Bacter.

SPEAKER_04 22:31

Mike, look. She brush break.

SPEAKER_06 22:39

He's in the situation room.

SPEAKER_00 22:41

He didn't pass play a lot of what we talked about at lunch.

SPEAKER_06 22:43

So yeah, we did. Mike and I have talked this out at lunch. It was all we've been talking about all morning. So we're ready.

SPEAKER_05 22:48

I told Brandon, I was like, there's leaked audio. I gotta get on the pod. Like the second you walked out of the bedroom. He's like, okay, go do what you gotta do.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

He's like, I saw it. Go do what you need to do. Go, please. Go. The people need you.

SPEAKER_00 23:01

People do need you.

SPEAKER_04 23:02

People need you. People need you more than I do right now. Although I can hear both kids screaming their fucking heads up. Okay, so on that note.

SPEAKER_05 23:10

Okay. Bye. Bye.

unknown 23:13

It's a kicky catch up. It's a kicky catch-up. It's a kicky catch up.