EVIL DEAD BURN (2026) TRAILER REACTION

Chris and Charlie battle stray tangents until they finally manage to watch the teaser and trailer for Evil Dead Burn together.

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Poster art by Luke Headland 
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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Yes. As we walk through the uncanny valley of death, we shall fear no evil. For I am not evil.

SPEAKER_07 0:19

I did not know they're basically blind. Interesting.

SPEAKER_03 0:23

How good are hamster?

SPEAKER_00 0:27

Hey man, are you done with it already? That's crazy of you. Finish the stick. You asshole. Oh apparently their ears are very, very, very good. I thought it was just a nose. Huh, okay. Good ears, good nose, bad eyes.

SPEAKER_01 0:50

Yeah. Hamsters have very poor eyesight as they're severely near-sighted and colourblind.

SPEAKER_07 0:58

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 1:00

Jesus Christ. Hamster struggle to see beyond six inches, viewing the world as blurry shapes.

SPEAKER_00 1:09

That's what my my girlfriend told me.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

She's some one thing you have to watch with a hamster. They also don't have death perception, so they will just walk off of things.

SPEAKER_07 1:24

That's so funny. That's horrible.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

Like lambs.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

Yeah, no, my last hamster my girlfriend had, she was holding him like in her in her house, and he just walked like a five-foot drop straight off of her hands. Was he okay? Yeah, he was a dwarf hamster. We're so light that he just kinda bounced. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:50

Yeah, a hamster sounds fun. I'd like to have a cat and a dog ultimately, but I feel like that's too much to take care of for me until I have a steady home situation. But I mean a place I intend to live for five to ten years.

SPEAKER_00 2:09

I'm watching him fight uh uh one of these little trees now. I don't know, he's he's never done any of this before. You think he's getting aggressive? No, I think he's just stupid. Probably Yeah, I'm watching Struggle to Drink Water. Do they need to use the little spouts, the nipple spout? No, he has a bowl. Oh nice, okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Don't get a bowl, because if your hamster falls in, that's bad for like fur, but he's never fallen in. He's a fucking idiot.

SPEAKER_07 2:52

That's so funny. They could fall into the bowl.

SPEAKER_00 2:57

That's so scary.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

Like I imagine like he's poured it over himself a few times, but he doesn't really seem too fussed about it.

SPEAKER_00 3:08

Okay. Noted.

SPEAKER_01 3:11

We've talked about this before, remember I said he tries to lean on it sometimes to drink and then it just taps.

SPEAKER_07 3:15

You did, yeah, yeah, you mentioned that.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

I found his hidey hole. It's got a hidey hole. I'm watching him get back into it.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

Oh. I know he just went back to bed and he's cooking it. Okay, I'm just like I need to get this trailer. Fucking guy. Yeah, there you go, Wally. Alright, now he's chewing on the rest of the thing. He was trying to get something more high value from me. I do not budge.

SPEAKER_02 3:46

See why don't you Why don't you just make it like a daily thing? Like Feel gets his daily little what two love heart treats and that's him.

SPEAKER_07 3:57

Uh, cause it's complicated with uh My mom as my mom puts it, we have joint custody of the dog.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

Yeah, but a dog can recognize that one person gives him one thing and another person doesn't.

SPEAKER_00 4:13

He's no.

SPEAKER_07 4:16

Not this dog. He he shifts every time I get him back. He like Yes, to a degree, but I can't establish routines or habits like that in the same way. Especially around food. He's very food focused. That's fine. I'm working on it. It's not something I I've just relinquished, but I do have to retrain him a little bit every time I get him back.

SPEAKER_01 4:43

Yeah, I just give him his two a day, and then sometimes, if like I didn't give a like if he was asleep whilst I was home one day, I'll give him his other two. Like I'll give him two in the morning and then late at night. But then I wonder, does he think that that means it's been two days? Oh man.

SPEAKER_07 5:00

Yeah, you're gaslighting him. Speaking of my mom, she told me she she's been telling me she listens. She said you have a potty mouth. For some reason, just she singled you out.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Did you say I'm Scottish? You don't think that?

SPEAKER_07 5:19

Yeah, for one, that you're Scottish, and for two, I don't feel like you're saying much worse stuff than I am.

SPEAKER_01 5:27

Well, maybe tell her a skip that God told me two episodes when I'm talking about rib gashes.

SPEAKER_07 5:32

Okay, yeah, yeah. We'll tell her. Who knows if she heard us talking about chicken nuggets up asses. I'm not asking, I'm not telling her what to listen to. She's just going off. She can do what she wants.

SPEAKER_01 5:48

See, I think about it once a day that you're like, oh, your mom says she listens, because I'm like, I could make like a horrific your mom joke and keep it in.

SPEAKER_00 5:57

And I'm fine with that.

SPEAKER_07 5:59

Leave it in, man. Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

And it feels bad because it feels weird if I know she's listening to it.

SPEAKER_06 6:07

It does feel weird, but it's also just it's our podcast.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

I could just save your mom and go, oh, by the way, hi Chrissy's mom.

SPEAKER_07 6:15

Well, don't do that. I think once you've done that, then you need to cut it.

SPEAKER_00 6:22

I think that's crossing a line. Breaking the fourth wall.

SPEAKER_03 6:29

How susceptible is she to gaslighting? Could we like Psyoper on this?

SPEAKER_00 6:35

Shh, she's really good at it.

SPEAKER_01 6:39

What does she have in her house that we could fuck with?

SPEAKER_00 6:41

Does she have an Alexa?

SPEAKER_07 6:43

No Alexa. There's uh just a lot of little devices, stuff like uh curtains, like automatic curtains.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

You have to figure out what she listens on, and then if it's like say it's like her earphones. Yeah, it's on her iPhone, but is she using like earphones or that because we could figure out what the earphones brand is and then what it says when it's what what noise do airpods make when there were low batteries?

SPEAKER_07 7:11

I don't know that. I have Android phone.

SPEAKER_00 7:15

I have Android phone.

SPEAKER_03 7:19

Okay, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think, how would you do that? You would have to go how how could we make that bit work if we could have that noise play?

SPEAKER_04 7:29

Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

There's gotta be something to fuck with someone in there.

SPEAKER_07 7:34

Yeah, we play the the low battery noise for AirPods, and then right when that happens, a bunch of chicken guts shoot up out of her sink.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

I think at that point she would just be more preoccupied with the chicken guts.

SPEAKER_00 7:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:52

You ever had chicken guts stuck in a sink?

SPEAKER_03 7:54

No. Well, it smells bad. It smells so bad, you have no idea. Yikes, I bet.

SPEAKER_06 8:04

Fly infestation after that?

SPEAKER_03 8:08

No, I was in college. Um I had nothing to do with that if I was.

SPEAKER_00 8:12

Oh, okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_01 8:15

Back eating. Well, go to bed. He's not even eating, he's just like he's rubbing his nose really deep into his football and sniffing about, I think.

SPEAKER_00 8:26

Nozy guy.

SPEAKER_01 8:29

I wonder it always fucks me up when I give him like hamster food. He stopped him off. Um fucks me up when I give him hamster food because it's like it's all just little coloured bits, and I'm wondering, like, A, why it's a little coloured bits, because he doesn't know what the colours are.

SPEAKER_00 8:44

That's true.

SPEAKER_01 8:46

Does he have a favourite bit?

SPEAKER_07 8:49

Well, d is there a bit he eats first? Because I know what my dog likes most out of his food. I'll see what he picks out.

SPEAKER_01 8:57

He'll eat a f uh see if it's seeds, he'll eat a seed first, but past that the colours I can't tell. Stanley before him, he loved a green piece. See if it was a little green circle.

SPEAKER_07 9:06

Oh, Stanley could tell the difference.

SPEAKER_01 9:09

Yeah, but Stan Stanley was a weird hamster.

SPEAKER_03 9:13

Uh so he knew that if he banged on a certain cage part of the the middle of the night, he could wake me up. So I basically just didn't sleep for two years.

SPEAKER_07 9:23

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

And like, see if you caught him, he would he would hold on to the bar because he'd know I'd try and like drag him away from. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 9:36

Ah, he's a wee shit. What trailer? Um looking a few. That's weird.

SPEAKER_07 9:43

So we're uh we're watching the trailer for Evil Dead Burn today, the most recent one. I watched the teaser for the first time before this, which is pretty cool. The one take.

SPEAKER_03 9:54

I have absolutely no idea what to do. I've seen the photos of the dead outs, and yeah, that looks like a dead out.

SPEAKER_00 10:03

Do you want to watch the teaser if you haven't seen it?

SPEAKER_02 10:06

We can watch the teaser, it means we're gonna have to 3-2-1 twice.

SPEAKER_03 10:10

Yeah, that's alright. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Evil Dead.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

I don't like the naming convention. I get like it's supposed to be like cute, but we're all called Evil Dead with a falling.

SPEAKER_02 10:25

But Evil Dead Burn just doesn't make sense as a title.

SPEAKER_06 10:28

It doesn't really. W what do you think it means? Is it supposed to mean something?

SPEAKER_01 10:36

I presume at the end they're probably gonna burn the house down that they're in and it's gonna be like, oh the title. It was the title, the Evil Dead Burn.

SPEAKER_00 10:46

I guess, yeah, because it doesn't. Evil Dead Rise, it's in a high rise.

SPEAKER_01 10:53

Which is fun, that's cute, I like that.

SPEAKER_07 10:56

Yeah, it's kind of clever. Yeah, I don't know what burn. It's just in a cabin again, which is kind of what's what I'm concerned about is that Evil Dead Rise was in a high rise, which was cool. But and it was neat how they did this in the movie, but they just treated the apartment like it was a cabin. The other people didn't really have much to do with the movie, they just kind of were ens incidentally in the area. All got killed off pretty quickly. Everyone outside of the main cast, I mean. So they made a plot set in a building that was emulating what the plot would do set in a cabin. Now they're just setting it in a cabin again. They need to do something interesting.

SPEAKER_03 11:45

Okay, but saying something. Chris, we did get that peephole scene, and that was like the highlight of horror that year.

SPEAKER_07 11:53

Oh, that's what I'm thinking of. That fucking rules. But it it's a great scene, but it also doesn't have any impact on the plot. It doesn't. You know, that scene existing is why all of the characters, the fact that they're in a building doesn't really impact the story because it kills everything off.

SPEAKER_01 12:17

We still have no like idea of what Evil Dead Wrath's gonna be, don't we not?

SPEAKER_07 12:23

Not really. Besides that, I think I heard that Sam Raimi is a little more involved in Wrath than Burn.

SPEAKER_01 12:31

Like, we've got the we've got the font for it. And I mean it looks retro-ish. But like, I don't know what that would imply. Unless it's gonna be more of like a direct sequel to the originals.

SPEAKER_07 12:48

That's what I was gonna ask. Is do you think they're gonna start tying it in more?

SPEAKER_01 12:53

Well, what do you really need to tie it in other than there's more than one book?

SPEAKER_07 12:58

And that's that's it tied in. They've already said that too. They've said there's three books in Was it in 2013? In one of the movies, they mentioned that there's three different books.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

See, I have no idea. I was a child when I saw the old Evil Dead movies.

SPEAKER_03 13:18

And then I've never.

SPEAKER_07 13:19

It might have been Army of Darkness that they mentioned that, and then the three books are in the first trilogy, 2013 and in Rise.

SPEAKER_00 13:29

Hmm.

SPEAKER_07 13:31

Because one of them is the Necronomicon, one of them is the Tibetan Book of the Dead, and then I don't remember what the third one is.

SPEAKER_01 13:39

I was gonna go, I have that, but now I'm looking and I don't know where my Tibetan Book of the Dead has gone. It's gone. The fact I've not touched it, why did it be a big thing?

SPEAKER_07 13:50

That's a bad sign. You're gonna start having dead past pets rising up and trying to murder you. Someone's stolen your Book of the Dead.

SPEAKER_01 14:00

Do you know what would be fun? CB like see how Remory ties in like the exclusive games to their universe, but not fully, but it's in the same universe.

unknown 14:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:12

They could take the Tibetan Book of the Dead and they could link it to Enter the Void and to Twin Peaks.

SPEAKER_07 14:19

Really interesting. I forgot that was in Twin Peaks. I haven't seen Enter the Void.

SPEAKER_03 14:26

Oh, Enter the Void is is just hey, here's the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but visualized.

SPEAKER_07 14:33

Damn, okay. Is that a movie you recommend watching while tripping or something like that?

SPEAKER_01 14:40

Yeah. I would say it's kind of slow if you're not. It heavily relies on just hear some fucked visuals. Cool.

SPEAKER_00 14:48

Yeah, I'm down for that.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

Not fucked as in like, oh, Spooky just fucked as in like this is strange to look at. Fair.

SPEAKER_07 14:56

Did you like how they put Bruce Campbell in uh Evil Dead Rise?

SPEAKER_01 15:02

Evil Dead Rise is he's like the priest, correct?

SPEAKER_07 15:07

Yeah, or he's at least someone in the council testifying that the book is dangerous and no one's listening to him.

SPEAKER_00 15:14

But he's like stuck in, you know, 1100 AD or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 15:23

But how does that work? Because we get Ash versus Evil Dead.

SPEAKER_07 15:26

That's what I mean. That's what's weird about it. So if they're gonna bring him back in. Uh I have a friend who is theorizing that Sam Raimi is trying to set up directing a new Evil Dead movie and bringing Bruce Campbell back in it after Rap. I don't know if that will I think that's a if that's the plan, that's still dependent on time. With what everything broke going on with Bruce Campbell.

SPEAKER_01 15:59

Yeah, I think even if that was the original plan, what's what's happening now is probably changed.

SPEAKER_07 16:06

Yeah, unfortunately. It's really sad.

SPEAKER_01 16:13

I was going to come back one day and now I don't have time, so fuck it, we're doing it right now. It's one or the other.

SPEAKER_07 16:21

That's I see that happening more, honestly. You know, maybe they if that happens, it'll be like a post-credit scene in Burn or something like that. Or he'll show up at the very end and I could see Bruce Campbell demanding he get killed by the Deadites, something like that.

SPEAKER_01 16:39

Oh well, if it's retro or going back to the old one, how would you tie that in? The only way I could think is if this book accidentally sends them back in time as well.

SPEAKER_07 16:49

And then it's maybe the if Wrath is set in a different time period and this ends like Evil Bed 2. That's how I can see that happening.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

But do you think Sam Raimi would want to go like metal medieval vibes again, or do you think he would go more medieval vibes? Because I'm not supposed to be real virus.

SPEAKER_00 17:13

What do you think? What does Wrath give you? Anger?

SPEAKER_01 17:19

What do you what do you mean? Oh well, oh you could go um like religious, like the Wrath of God.

SPEAKER_07 17:24

Wrath of God, I'm for some reason I'm going to Wrath of the Titans. I'm thinking like Ancient Greece. That would be so expensive. I don't think they could do that. Imagine a gr like an Ancient Greece Evil Dead movie, though. That would be fucking rad.

SPEAKER_01 17:40

It would be rad, but if we're going, say we go Wrath of God. Say, oh, Deadites are pretty much just demons, yeah. So who's like the devil? Yeah. We could get like a uh Bruce Campbell Ash versus the Devil was the last one.

SPEAKER_07 17:55

That would rule. Yeah, get End of Days with Bruce Campbell.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

It just ends in a Tenacious D rock off.

SPEAKER_07 18:03

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

Jack Black and Kyle Gas are just fair. Which is sure. I was gonna make a reference to the end of this movie, you've not seen fucking Tenacious D.

SPEAKER_07 18:14

No, I gotta watch it. You have is like there's horror stuff in that. We could justify watching that for the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 18:22

Yeah, we could we could do it for like an April Fool's one time and that's it. Fuck, no, April just passed.

SPEAKER_01 18:31

Is there like a uh uh a fool no fool's February would be would also be just passed. Um that's so far away, yeah. Damn it.

SPEAKER_00 18:40

Um Moron May. Uh the We'd have to do that right now.

SPEAKER_01 18:47

We would have to do that right now. Um Deceptive December. Deceptive December.

SPEAKER_07 18:54

Oh. I actually I can pitch this idea right now on air. I had an idea for next December, which is just movies with the name Silent Night.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

Just movies with the name I would fuck with that.

SPEAKER_07 19:08

Just movies named Silent Night. There's enough. I'm pretty sure there's enough.

SPEAKER_01 19:13

Wait, okay, what we do is we look we watch Silent Night, and then if there's a movie called Holy Night, we also watch that.

SPEAKER_07 19:20

Oh god. And then we have to find a movie called The Stars Are Brightly Shining.

SPEAKER_01 19:29

You know, I guarantee we could find that, but it would be like a a coming of age Japanese movie.

SPEAKER_05 19:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:39

I'm looking up Holy Night on Letterboxed. Come on. Come on. Okay, there's a movie called Holy Night, and it's about uh and Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.

SPEAKER_00 19:51

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 19:53

And it looks terrible. Oh, what's Holy Night? Okay, there's there's a movie called Holy Night that has no reviews, and the poster tells me maybe maybe it's a Roman porno. I can't tell.

SPEAKER_07 20:10

If you want to pivot 2027 pivot to pornos, we can do that as the last one.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

Oh, the uncanny veiny returns.

SPEAKER_02 20:19

Uncanny veiny. Jesus Christ. All roads lead to the uncanny veiny. Oh my god. Don't they ever?

SPEAKER_07 20:30

Oh I'm I've looked up Silent Knight. I see one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen. At least fifteen, twenty, twenty-five, at least twenty-five silent nights, and I've seen at least four or five of them.

SPEAKER_02 20:50

I was about to say there's one here by John Woo. You've definitely seen that.

SPEAKER_07 20:54

Oh, yeah, yeah. I've seen that one. I've seen all the ones on the top. I've seen the one that's from 2012, the one that's a low-budget horror movie, too. I'm probably gonna recommend that one because I'm curious what you think of it.

SPEAKER_01 21:06

How many of these are not horror? Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

Yeah, a lot of them are horror.

SPEAKER_07 21:14

I would recommend uh the one from 2021 because the cast is really good, and then the one from 2012 because I think it's bad, but I wonder if you'd like it because it's just very violent.

SPEAKER_01 21:29

Oh, wait, what one is this? The one from 2012?

SPEAKER_07 21:32

2012, I think it's bad. I think it's a bad movie, but I'm wondering if you would have a different opinion than me because it's just kind of exploitation y, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 21:45

It's an exploitation movie with Malcolm McDowell as Ant Exploitation. Holy fuck, what is this? What is it? You got Jamie King in this? What a cast.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Got Donald Logue also. I was looking at that, he's Santa Jim.

SPEAKER_01 22:06

The poster is horrific, Chris. I don't have to say that.

SPEAKER_07 22:11

I gave it one star. But everyone in my letterbox gave it two and a half or more. One person gave it four stars.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

I okay. Going through, I've got five people including you. I have a three and a half, a non-rated, a two, you're one, and then another two.

SPEAKER_07 22:30

Interesting. I'm see, that's why I'm so curious. I want to recommend it to get your opinion. Because I wonder if you'd have a different opinion than me.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

See, where's this like weird thing that I only like violence in movies? A movie can be dull if it's just violence.

SPEAKER_07 22:48

That's not necessarily what I think. I just I wonder if what this is doing would appeal to you more. I don't know. Like maybe maybe you're right, maybe I'm stereotyping you. I just think it It's probably more fun than I was giving it credit for. That's I guess what I was going to bring up. I I want an excuse to re-watch it also.

SPEAKER_01 23:13

But it's a motherfucker gets a terrifier and a basket case tattoo, and you're like, oh, he just loves violence.

SPEAKER_00 23:19

Well he just cr he just creates it. Well, come on.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

I mean well to be fair, say from Junji Ele, um my only horror tattoos are Belial from Basket Case, Billy from Saw, and Art the Clown.

SPEAKER_00 23:36

Alright.

SPEAKER_01 23:39

So yeah, I do I try five bad but violent movies.

SPEAKER_07 23:44

Yeah, yeah, so don't be surprised when people recommend violent things to you.

SPEAKER_01 23:50

I have Spring Trap from Five Nights at Freddy's, does that count?

SPEAKER_07 23:54

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 23:56

But that's right.

SPEAKER_07 23:57

And I really enjoy uh Silent Night from 2021. Because it has what is it? Kieran Knightley, Matthew Good, Annabelle Wallace, Lily Rose Depp is good in it, Sope Dorisu, I love. He's in Gangs of London. And his house.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

Okay, I'm looking at it now, I'm looking at it now.

SPEAKER_07 24:18

Don't read too much on it. Just read the little blurb.

SPEAKER_01 24:23

The Lil' Blurb. Okay. Neil, Simon, and their boy art are ready to welcome friends and family. What promises the perfect Christmas gathering. Perfect except for one thing. Everybody is going to die.

SPEAKER_07 24:37

Yeah, I I think knowing what happens in the movie going into it hurts the movie a bit. Okay, I'm probably It's not like it's so inventive that you shouldn't have it spoiled for you. It's just that the characters discover what's going on, and I think it helps to have that experience. It's mostly uh sort of a dark comedy with the characters.

SPEAKER_01 25:04

Interesting. People mostly gave it good reviews. So you know, I'm open to it.

SPEAKER_07 25:12

Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

As a Christmas horror.

SPEAKER_07 25:15

We'll see if we can find two silent nights that you like.

SPEAKER_00 25:18

If we can, then we'll look for the happening and click with Haram Sandler.

SPEAKER_06 25:26

You wanna watch The Happening and Click for Christmas?

SPEAKER_01 25:30

No, that's this that's the similar films on Letterboxd. Oh, okay. Alright, alright. What a straight got it chapter two center and killing the happening.

SPEAKER_07 25:44

I have Don't Look Up. I have Krampus Downsizing. Click, there you go. That's so weird.

SPEAKER_01 25:53

This is such a stra this is the wildest similar films list I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_00 25:58

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 25:59

What are they doing?

SPEAKER_02 26:03

We should probably if we've got two trailers, we should probably get into the first one.

SPEAKER_00 26:08

Yeah, we should. Give me half a second, I'm gonna grab a tissue. Because I'm pragmatic and efficient. I got a box of tissues.

SPEAKER_01 26:23

Oh but is the is the dead eye doing similar things in this to the one in evil dead rise?

SPEAKER_00 26:29

Oh uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 26:32

It you you'll see, all I've seen is this teaser, which it's just from one sequence, so I don't know much. But this looks cool. Let me make sure I'm in the right quality.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

I mean I was more likening the Cenobite Mommy to the box of tissues, but pop off king.

SPEAKER_07 26:51

Oh shit. Yeah, fair. Uh no, I don't I don't think we're getting mommy deade in this one the same way.

SPEAKER_00 26:59

No. No.

SPEAKER_07 27:02

A man can hope.

SPEAKER_01 27:04

A man can hope, a man can hope.

SPEAKER_07 27:06

You ready on this?

SPEAKER_01 27:08

I'm looking at a woman deade. She got long tongue.

SPEAKER_07 27:12

True. Yeah, deadite tongue stuff. That could be something. That could be something. Although in Evil Dead 2013, the Deade just cuts her tongue. And it's not in like a I don't know. I guess some people could find like a snake body mod hot.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

But it is pretty terrifying. What do you mean a split tongue is like a fairly normal thing that people find hot?

SPEAKER_00 27:39

Yeah, I don't like it.

SPEAKER_07 27:42

No, that's terrifying to me.

SPEAKER_01 27:45

See, I'd love a split tongue, but I don't think I could go through the the like slicing part.

SPEAKER_07 27:50

Without yeah, no, slicing is horrible. Uh I feel like I want to be a little bit polite about I'd try it. I'd try a split tongue.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

You should try what does that entail, Chris?

SPEAKER_07 28:08

Get head from somebody who has a split tongue and see what that's like. But visually and conceptually it terrifies me.

SPEAKER_01 28:18

Why is it how does it terrify you?

SPEAKER_07 28:20

It's just a it's just I it's just in a body horror way. I don't like thinking about it. I can feel it on my tongue when I have the image in my head.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

But surely but it would just feel like your tongue, but you can move it individually.

SPEAKER_07 28:35

No, I don't I just don't like it. Just don't question it. It makes me uncomfortable. Why do you have to you don't have to understand how it makes me uncomfortable? I just don't feel comfortable thinking about it.

SPEAKER_01 28:46

Honestly, Joe, see if I met a body modder that I knew well enough that they did the individual cuts one at a time, I'd probably go for it.

SPEAKER_03 28:54

But I couldn't do the Okay, a random stranger's gonna hold you down and get us uh two sets of pliers as they saw down the middle.

SPEAKER_07 29:03

Yeah, Jesus fucking Christ. That sounds horrible.

SPEAKER_01 29:07

Cause like the individual ones I've seen it, we just make the scalpel really hot so it polarizes and then it slices a little, go back a couple of weeks and then they slice a little.

SPEAKER_00 29:16

That's not too bad. Alright. Well I feel like I'll show you a meaty tongue. You have what? I feel like I've got quite a meaty tongue.

SPEAKER_01 29:27

I feel like it would be a hard incision.

SPEAKER_00 29:29

Interesting. We got lore.

SPEAKER_01 29:34

Well I said I feel this is this is personal opinion. Others may disagree.

SPEAKER_07 29:42

You haven't had a professional opinion on that?

SPEAKER_01 29:44

I've not had a pro the only thing I've had a professional opinion on is that I have big hands. I can say that for a fact.

SPEAKER_07 29:51

Take note, listeners, big hands and big tongue.

SPEAKER_01 29:59

Get him a whole Tinder bio.

SPEAKER_07 30:01

Yeah, yeah, I'm writing. I'm taking notes.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

Can you describe the perpetrator?

SPEAKER_06 30:11

Big hand and big tongue.

SPEAKER_05 30:16

I would love to see that police sketch.

SPEAKER_00 30:24

Do you have this shit loaded up?

SPEAKER_01 30:26

I've got it loaded up, I'm looking at it.

SPEAKER_00 30:29

We'll go on go. Yeah, three, two, one, go. Snowy evil dead. Yeah, that's exciting.

SPEAKER_01 30:42

See, I wonder if this is because I've heard it's a one-shot take. I wonder if this is just a scene from the film. Or if this is like made for the film. Before the trailer. Apologies.

SPEAKER_00 30:54

I think it's gotta be a scene from the film.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

See the uh do you know what I've seen the beginning of this trailer and I remember thinking these deadites don't look as strong as the deadites from Rise.

SPEAKER_00 31:07

Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 31:10

Because that motherfucker from Rise could drag you easily. These people are like this looks like a bar fight.

SPEAKER_07 31:16

Kinda, yeah, you're right. Like an MMA fighter getting in a bar fight.

SPEAKER_01 31:21

Like hypothetically, this dropped without the evil dead, and you told me this was like a zombie flick. I go, oh yeah, that makes sense. Oh man floating in the background. Cool as hell. Holy fuck. So oh well, there's quite a lot of people here, so maybe a house party. Interesting.

SPEAKER_07 31:44

Yeah, I like how many people are going around.

SPEAKER_01 31:47

Hi, okay. No, imagine us, imagine us. Okay, it's a house party, and it's like fucking uh would you rather or a Ouija. Or they're like, they're all drunk and they're like, hey, let's play this this fucking weird shit we can do.

SPEAKER_07 31:59

Oh, with the Necronomicon? That's a cool idea.

SPEAKER_01 32:03

But think how many people you could have at a house party.

SPEAKER_07 32:06

I love that. Yeah, I want like 20 people. If we're tearing through 'em, like in this scene. Why not?

SPEAKER_01 32:16

Just the floating. The floating's so cool, but it also makes you go, why didn't these cunts float in any of the other movies?

SPEAKER_07 32:22

Very good question. Yeah, it's sort of the Star Wars prequel problem.

SPEAKER_01 32:29

Unless this did we confirm that this is the book from another one, or is this just maybe a new book?

SPEAKER_00 32:36

I think this is supposed to be the one from 2013.

SPEAKER_01 32:42

Oh quote me. So it's the the other one.

SPEAKER_07 32:46

I was talking to a friend for a while earlier about this, but I don't remember what she said specifically.

SPEAKER_01 32:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 32:54

Just that she she both has a couple notions of things that will be included from 2013 or Astros is Evil Dead, and then also a couple of suppositions.

SPEAKER_01 33:04

Okay, new thought. What if the writers don't actually give a fuck? And they're like, yeah, it's just a book.

SPEAKER_04 33:12

Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 33:14

I could see that being more of I feel like this is more just like an anthology, but it needs a book in Dead Eyes.

SPEAKER_00 33:20

Kinda, yeah. They could just add fourth and fifth book also.

SPEAKER_01 33:26

You got a whole Encyclopedia Britannica. The Encyclopedia Demorica?

SPEAKER_00 33:32

The the theory my friend had is that.

SPEAKER_07 33:36

Do you remember in uh the end of 2013 there was a demon that started raising from hell when they completed the ritual before I think Jane is her name got her soul back. No, that's Jane Levy. I don't remember the character's name. Uh before Jane Levy got her soul back, there's a demon that rises up, and then she has to fight that demon, and that demon like burns you and it grabs you. My friend's theory is that this movie is about successfully completing the ritual from 2013, and that's why it's called Burns, because the demon that they're going to raise has fire powers, pyrokinesis of some sort.

SPEAKER_01 34:19

Oh, but do you know what, Chris? I I f I lied to you. I blame you. We have seen a Dead Eight float, and it was in the beginning of Rise, the cabin scene.

SPEAKER_07 34:29

Oh shit, you're right.

SPEAKER_00 34:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:32

Oh wait, was that the book from 2013 also?

SPEAKER_07 34:35

I think that was the new one. I think that was the third one we hadn't seen before in Evil Dead Rise.

SPEAKER_01 34:41

Cause that's the only one that I'm like, well, I suppose people would have found the book from 13, but that would just be in a police lockup, surely.

SPEAKER_07 34:50

Yeah, you'd think.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

Oh, Chris.

SPEAKER_07 34:54

That one's 2013. If this turns into a franchise, the book from 2013 will be in possession of a cult or something.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

No, do you know what we should do? We should have it in a police station. And one of the officers is like, let's look at this fucking book and see what's in it.

SPEAKER_07 35:10

Oh, that would be so cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:14

That's how you could tie it in.

SPEAKER_07 35:16

Fuck. That's what Wrath should be. Assault on Precinct 13, but Evil Dead.

SPEAKER_01 35:23

See, here's the good thing about them just kind of letting directors do what they want with it. Someone can just go up and go, hey, we should do this. And then if it's a good idea, we'll go, yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_07 35:34

Yeah, I do like that. I like this being. The only franchise I can relate it to, the way it's going right now, is it's like a backwards mission impossible.

SPEAKER_01 35:47

Okay. Explain your working.

SPEAKER_07 35:50

You got three movies at the very start, all directed by the same guy, and now we're getting a sequence of movies that are directed by different people, have a little bit of a different flavor to them, while trying to keep sort of a similar through line. Whereas Mission Impossible was sort of the opposite. You got uh De Palma doing the first one, John Woo in the second, JJ Abrams in the third, Rybird doing the fourth one, that's the best one. That's my favorite. And then three Christopher Macquarie Mission Impossible, eight four of them? Maybe four after that.

SPEAKER_01 36:29

That's fucked up with that many Mission Impossibles.

SPEAKER_07 36:32

There's so many. Yeah. I think it's good that they're they can make I love those movies. They can make new movies that are just like them. But I think just leave it alone. You're you're good on the Mission Impossibles.

SPEAKER_01 36:46

See, with Mission Impossible, what happened is I heard the final one was coming out, and I went, okay, people love this franchise. I don't like Tom Cruise that much, but I'll give it a go. And I've watched the first one halfway through like three times, and every sort I can get through it. It's so boring.

SPEAKER_07 37:03

Oh, see, that's your mistake, is that's what I mean is um the f before It's a little complicated once you get to the fourth movie, but before the fourth or fifth movie, they're all different. It's like an anthology series where the first one is very much a De Palma Spy movie, then you have a dip uh John Woo action movie, then you have a J.J. Abrams directed movie, which I I think looks like a television show, has some good performances. Then you have Ghost Protocol directed by b by sorry, directed by Brad Bird, who I think wrote a lot of the script, but then Christopher Macquarie came in and rewrote a lot of it also to include Tom Cruise again because it was going to either kill off or remove him from the franchise, and then they wanted him back. And then Christopher Macquarie takes over uh Rogue Nation, Fallout, and then Dead Reckoning 1 and 2. And he's the director and writer of all of those. So if you want to jump on to what people like now about Mission Impossible, I would say just watch from the fourth movie or the third movie, depending on if you like JJ Abrams at all.

SPEAKER_01 38:25

Chris, you have an insane extensive knowledge of the Mission Impossible franchise.

SPEAKER_07 38:30

I really like them.

SPEAKER_01 38:33

No one, I don't think anyone on planet Earth, unless they base their entire identity of being I love Tom Cruise, can pull that much information about the Mission Impossible movies out of their head.

SPEAKER_07 38:45

The other thing is that from the third movie onwards is when they started being focused on having a big stunt in the movie, but the one in the third movie is not super impressive, it's impressive for the time. But from the fourth movie onwards, very cool. So if you want what people love about them really right now, without the third one would give you all of the story context. The fourth one on would just give you like these are fucking fun movies. If you just watched Ghost Protocol, you'd have a great time.

SPEAKER_01 39:18

What you're saying sounds very similar to the Daniel Craig James Bond films. Like all kind of anthology, and then we get Casino Royale, and then after that we go, okay, these have to be connected as a big plot.

SPEAKER_00 39:33

Sort of, except what if you got somebody Two things.

SPEAKER_07 39:42

What if you got somebody who knew what they were doing to wrap some cohesion through all of those instead of having a bunch of different directors and writers? And then also very openly, it's not a secret, even in the production of those movies. They plan the big stunt for Rogue Nation through all the both Dead Reckonings. They plan a big stunt and they plan action scenes and they plan things they want to film and things they think will look cool, and then they write the whole movie around it.

SPEAKER_01 40:20

So the plots are pretty rapid?

SPEAKER_00 40:22

Pretty much.

SPEAKER_07 40:24

And they're fun, but they're very jokey. They're designed to be. It's like a 90s movie where a lot of jokes undercut things, but it's not uh it's not MCU level of we're undercutting scary things as they're happening. It's just, hey, we survived something scary and now we can joke about it.

SPEAKER_01 40:49

I wouldn't say that undercuts, I would take that as quite naturalistic. People go through a fucked situation and go, wow, wasn't that fucked?

SPEAKER_07 40:57

No, you you're right. Undercutting is what the MCU movies do. I misspoke.

SPEAKER_01 41:03

I love an MCU Evil Dead movie.

SPEAKER_07 41:08

Well, that's that's maybe the worry, isn't it? If they start linking everything together, is that they feel like they need to adhere to something when really what the Evil Dead adheres to is nothing.

SPEAKER_01 41:23

You know what would happen if m like Disney got a hold of Evil Dead, the very first book, someone would open it and go, Oh my god! What? I forgot my reading glasses, one sec. You know that's a very that's the we would have that wrote down before the script starts, it would be on a whiteboard.

SPEAKER_00 41:45

God, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 41:48

Okay, Chris, for for the very first attempt we're now we're finally for the first time ready.

SPEAKER_01 41:58

Are you at zero seconds, Chris?

SPEAKER_07 42:00

Yes. Let's play this thing in three, two, one, go.

SPEAKER_01 42:08

Oh, would you look at that? A red band? I know what those are.

SPEAKER_07 42:14

You see a dishwasher opening?

SPEAKER_01 42:17

Oh Chekhov's dish dishwasher.

SPEAKER_07 42:20

Yeah, Chekhov's forks.

SPEAKER_01 42:23

You know, I don't like this colour grading. That's the one thing I'll say. It's land.

SPEAKER_00 42:29

It is Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:33

Like it's really bor I get they're probably gonna like Ampit's probably gonna slightly grade more and more red as the film goes on. If that's gonna suck it for like an hour straight.

SPEAKER_00 42:45

That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_01 42:48

I see we couldn't afford the Doc Martin license.

SPEAKER_00 42:52

She's just walking like Jane Levy. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01 42:58

Someone's had a s how do you even have that?

SPEAKER_00 43:01

I don't know. Oh, that's a car.

SPEAKER_07 43:07

So something's gonna happen in the car on the way there.

SPEAKER_00 43:10

That's cool.

SPEAKER_01 43:12

That or maybe the book like raises the dead and they die in a car crash. That definitely looks like the 2013 book crash. That is for sure of the 2013 book. Oh, so it's a so it's not a party, it's just a family.

SPEAKER_00 43:35

Yeah, it seems like less people than Oh no, you were right, it is the car.

SPEAKER_01 43:42

Holy f this goes off for a red band trailer.

SPEAKER_00 43:47

What the fuck? The people on the roof is crazy.

SPEAKER_01 43:52

So there's from the start two dead eyes. Jesus.

SPEAKER_07 44:02

This is what I've seen s already. This is the only thing is the uh drinking wax.

SPEAKER_00 44:09

Fucking hell.

SPEAKER_01 44:11

Oh, you said there's not gonna be a dead-eight mommy in this do you know how many people lose their fucking minds?

SPEAKER_00 44:25

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_01 44:28

That is a brutal as fuck trailer. My god.

SPEAKER_07 44:32

Yeah, I'm excited to see that.

SPEAKER_01 44:35

Although do you know to be fair, Evil Dead Rise looked like it was going to have a brutal a brutal movie, and then it was just about as tame as the trailer, and it was quite a disappointment.

SPEAKER_07 44:47

That's true. So we'll see. Do you think that guy falling on the dishwasher is before or after he's getting tossed around the house?

SPEAKER_01 44:57

Well, he's in his spine, he wouldn't be able to rock.

SPEAKER_07 45:00

Although if this is like the people, well so that implies that the people who are getting tossed around the house survive all of that. Is why I'm asking.

SPEAKER_01 45:09

Because like if it starts with if it's just a family unit and we start with two dead eights and we've seen one of them die, how is this going to blast the whole movie? I'm scared we've maybe seen too much of the film.

SPEAKER_07 45:27

I think we definitely have seen too much of the film. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:33

It just it scares me though because with Evil Dead Rise, the two things I remember from the trailer is someone about to get their eyeball stabbed with a tattoo machine. And I was like, that's gonna be awesome. And that barely happened. And then we also got the promise of a cheese grater scene, and that was incredibly underwhelming.

SPEAKER_07 45:54

Yeah, it's it's rough, but it's not as good as it could be. I think whatever's on the boat in this trailer is gonna be the third act of the movie.

SPEAKER_01 46:03

But see the fact, see a cheese grater. That's a horrible way to get injured. That's such a bad way.

SPEAKER_04 46:10

Not that little spikes, okay.

SPEAKER_01 46:13

I think you would look a mess, but it's not that bad. See the big C for like the cheese slices.

SPEAKER_07 46:18

Yeah, the circular.

SPEAKER_01 46:21

Like, I don't know why, but my brain for my brain that's worse than a potato peeler. And I know it's the same thing, but I would rather someone use a potato peeler.

SPEAKER_07 46:31

Uh they both sound horrible, but the the cheese grater one is just so you're getting so much damage done at once. The cheese grater. If you get potato peeled once, you could bandage that and really take care of that wound, and it would probably be relatively fine.

SPEAKER_01 46:53

Oh, so the cheese grater is probably getting stuck on it.

SPEAKER_07 46:56

Yeah, like you are that is definitely giving you scars.

SPEAKER_01 47:02

You're losing your skin. But then it's also got that second slice on top.

SPEAKER_07 47:07

Ah. Yeah. That's it's super effective in the movie because it's a scary thing to think about.

SPEAKER_01 47:14

And then they go, Oh, my leg. And that's the last we see of it.

SPEAKER_00 47:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:22

Such a I've don't I don't get the hate on Rise. I think Rise is like equally as good as 2013.

SPEAKER_07 47:29

I have to watch all of them again. I think it's really good. I like 2013 more than that might be my favorite, to be honest.

SPEAKER_01 47:40

See, I've I've thought I loved 2013, but the more I go back to it, the more I'm I just really don't fucking care about any of these characters.

SPEAKER_07 47:49

That's fair. I have a big crush on Jane Levy, which I think pulls me through that movie a lot.

SPEAKER_01 47:56

Yeah, but she's not exactly looking her best, is she?

SPEAKER_07 48:00

No, but she's great in the movie. I think she's very funny as the Dead Eye.

SPEAKER_01 48:07

I mean, aside from but I think maybe it's just like standards have changed for violence in a movie. Because I remember watching Evil Dead 2013 and going, well, that staple like scene. Was it a staple scene or was that a nail gun? I remember thinking that is horrendous.

SPEAKER_07 48:26

And then on a rewatch, I was like, that's not Yeah, I think you're a little desensitized also. It's still pretty bad when I rewatch it, that nail gun stuff.

SPEAKER_01 48:37

I think it's also did you there was I remember I watched there was a case once where someone tried to kill themselves with a nail gun and they shot themselves like 20 odd times in the brain and still survived. Like a nail gun is terrible. It just is very ineffective.

SPEAKER_00 48:53

That doesn't mean it wouldn't really hurt.

SPEAKER_01 48:58

I mean, yeah, but I feel like see once it's in is in, like you're not getting any dangly bits, you're not getting any peely bits, it's just in there.

SPEAKER_07 49:05

Imagine you get a nail gun in your kneecap, and then you have to walk to run away from a dead eye. Like there are scenarios where that can still really hurt.

SPEAKER_01 49:18

Is it in is it in the bone?

SPEAKER_07 49:21

I don't remember offhand. I'm just I'm just saying you still have to move around. Like you're not you don't get to just lay in a hospital bed after you get shot with the nail gun.

SPEAKER_01 49:33

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. If it goes in your kneecap, you're just not gonna be able to move. But if it goes in the flesh, you can move. It's gonna suck, but you can move.

SPEAKER_07 49:41

It's both of the people that get nail gunned get a lot of nails in them. So I don't remember where. I think Lou Taylor Pucci, the guy with the long hair, gets like nailed in the lungs or something, and then Shiloh something. The the brother.

SPEAKER_00 50:04

He he's the one who just gets a lot of flesh wounds.

SPEAKER_01 50:08

See, I'm just built different. I think I could take it.

SPEAKER_07 50:13

You could take two or three, and then you'd be really fucking off your rocker about it.

SPEAKER_01 50:19

No, I I just told you some dude took 20 to the brain, he was okay. He said he didn't feel any pain. No, I think it was someone tried to kill him, actually. It wasn't associated. I think someone tried to kill someone with a nail gun.

SPEAKER_07 50:35

So you know you'll be fine because of this thing you half remember.

SPEAKER_01 50:40

No, but I remember going, oh, a nail gun won't do too much damage.

SPEAKER_00 50:45

You know, there's also no pain receptors in the brain, right? Yeah. Right, so there's pain receptors.

SPEAKER_07 50:57

There's so much more pain for whatever's gonna get embedded in your body. Nah, I could take it. Alright, alright. He can take it everybody.

SPEAKER_01 51:09

You have to change your mindset.

SPEAKER_07 51:11

Right, reframe my thinking.

SPEAKER_01 51:14

If someone got me with a double side of a cheese grater, I'm out. Just just finish me off. But a nail gun I could take.

SPEAKER_07 51:22

Okay. Well, that's the thing. If they get you with the double side of a cheese grater, I'll give you 20 to the head with a nail gun, and then you'll still be fine.

SPEAKER_01 51:32

But I see the thing is, see if it was in the head. I wonder if it's gonna touch any of the like the good feeling parts of the brain.

SPEAKER_05 51:39

You think you're gonna come while I'm nail gunning you in the head after you've been cheese gratered on the leg?

SPEAKER_01 51:46

Well, maybe accidentally.

SPEAKER_00 51:50

Jesus fucking Christ.

SPEAKER_01 51:52

But I mean, like, do you think one of them went in and he was just like I guess so, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 52:01

I mean the children's got synesthesia or something right after the the sixth one.

SPEAKER_01 52:07

See synesthesia, the whole like people that that it's just not a thing. People say it's not a thing. See if everyone that said it had the same colours for the same numbers, okay, that's a thing. But everyone has different things, that's just you attributing a colour to a thing.

SPEAKER_07 52:25

I mean, yeah, it's probably like a very minute form of brain damage. That doesn't mean it's not a real I knew someone in high school who had that.

SPEAKER_01 52:35

No, but you're just you're saying a number's a color.

SPEAKER_07 52:39

No, it's a bunch of different things. It's just it your your brain is crossed. The associations in your brain are crossed. So the the person I knew in high school would see colors when they heard certain noises, especially music.

SPEAKER_01 52:56

But see, that seems like a good thing.

SPEAKER_07 52:58

Yeah, that sounds cool as hell. The way she described it, it sounded really cool. Sounded like a built-in visualizer.

SPEAKER_00 53:11

Fucking Pink Floyd.

SPEAKER_01 53:14

I think it's too slow. I think you want something like hyper.

SPEAKER_07 53:17

True. You want some. Do you think like death metal or prog rock, some closure in Moscow would be a little bit too fast? Just slightly too fast.

SPEAKER_01 53:27

I think it depends on your vibe. The Mars Volta. And you pulled on some like see the punk music that's supposed to sound bad.

SPEAKER_00 53:36

The offspring.

SPEAKER_01 53:38

Like, don't you be dissing? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07 53:40

I love the offspring. I love the offspring. I'm I'm fucked.

SPEAKER_01 53:45

That is a Glasgow Cathouse classic.

SPEAKER_07 53:47

Really? That's cool. I like that. I'm not dissing Dexter Holland.

SPEAKER_01 53:53

I'm talking about like early, early punk, where it's like see it's even some fucking GG Allen. See stuff that's just transgressive noise.

SPEAKER_07 54:03

You think that would be visually the most interesting?

SPEAKER_01 54:08

Yeah, like fucking one of those noise artists that the whole is the live shows they just like smash shit and scream for a bit.

SPEAKER_07 54:15

Like almost jazz.

SPEAKER_01 54:18

Like the was there not a noise artist that was famous for doing like weird performances in the Yokohono? No, it was like an underground Japanese guy and he smashed a tractor through the venue.

SPEAKER_07 54:31

No, I I mean maybe. I don't know about that. That's wild.

SPEAKER_01 54:36

Imagine you thought it was just like your brain acting fuck because of the noise. You're like, whoa, I'm seeing the tractor lads. Why's everyone moving?

SPEAKER_00 54:47

I might for a second.

SPEAKER_01 54:50

But yeah, Evil Dead Burden, I am cautiously optimistic. It did me dirty with the Rice trailer. The color grading is the one thing that's making me I don't want to stare at that for two hours.

SPEAKER_00 55:05

Yeah, it looks like uh like a Mexico piss filter.

SPEAKER_01 55:12

It looks like a fucking Charlie Kaufman picture. Why is it so fucking bland and depressing?

SPEAKER_00 55:19

Yeah, it just doesn't look I don't know. It can have any sort of life to it without ruining the horror.

SPEAKER_01 55:29

I'm thinking of evil deading.

SPEAKER_00 55:32

You're thinking of oh, yeah. Thinking of deading things. Thinking of deading things. I mean you could do that. Just end it in a big musical number. Yeah. You think that would go over?

SPEAKER_01 55:51

I think you could pull it off. I think you could do it in a way that it would work. See if okay, see we brought Bruce Campbell back and it was a slapstick evil they like similar to Ash vs We are Dead, and you wrap the story fully before Ash turns to the camera, breaks the phone, and then the curtains pull for a dance number. I think you could do it. But you would have to be careful about not making the end anticlimactic, then having the dance number.

SPEAKER_00 56:25

How do you think this will end?

SPEAKER_07 56:28

I'm gonna wager my guess that it's gonna be the end of Evil Dead 2. I I think it's a crazy guess. I don't really know if it's gonna happen, but I'm gonna say time travel. And Bruce Campbell might come back somehow.

SPEAKER_01 56:43

I think that's Rise. Not Rise, Rath. It's gotta be Rath.

SPEAKER_07 56:48

You think Rath's doing that? Okay.

SPEAKER_01 56:50

I think Rath's doing it. I think Burn is just gonna Well, he's a fire guy. We see the fire guy and they're in the snow. I'd imagine just for a nice visual, burning the house down in the snow.

SPEAKER_07 57:03

Yeah, and then you think Do you think it'll end in any way that That's the thing, is all the Evil Dead movies end in a way that does not lead them into a universe or building a franchise, because they all just end right after the action finishes. And they don't really give any time to set up what the characters are doing after, or set up where the world's going to be.

SPEAKER_01 57:31

Well, yeah, because well it's c it's a closed book in it.

SPEAKER_07 57:35

It is, but if they're creating some sort of thematic or even like a trilogy within the universe that doesn't have continuing characters, you know, they're you would assume they want to spend a moment at the end of this movie setting something up.

SPEAKER_01 57:58

I suppose you're right, because if this just ends with them killing the deadites and then at hard cuts, that means we've had three movies in a row that are practically identical.

SPEAKER_00 58:10

That too, yeah. I could see them all dying.

SPEAKER_01 58:16

That would be a good way to end it.

SPEAKER_00 58:19

It would be, that has not happened yet.

SPEAKER_01 58:21

We can't end it in a type of saw in a blood drain, we can't do it, we've done it twice.

SPEAKER_07 58:28

Yeah, and it the second time was good because it was a reference. It's not like it felt hokey. It was a reference and it they did it in a way that felt you know realistic and in the world enough. But if we do it again, it's gonna be awful.

SPEAKER_01 58:45

Unless Rath is supposed to be like them doing universe stuff, and this is just supposed to be hey, we had two movies that were very similar. We'll make it a trilogy, and then we'll move on.

SPEAKER_00 59:00

Maybe. I wonder what.

SPEAKER_07 59:04

There's gotta be a car sequence we're not fully seeing, like where that lady gets her fingers chopped off. So that's gotta be 10, 15 minutes of the movie, and then they're in the house getting thrown around probably around half an hour, 40 minutes in. You know, like what's going on in this movie? It feels like the dishwasher scene happens 50, 60 minutes in at the latest. Uh it's not if it is half an hour of 20 minutes or half an hour of this fiery guy walking around, you know, what does that look like in the movie? It's just our one main character running away from him. I'm very curious what's in the movie.

SPEAKER_01 59:55

Well, they can't be too strong of Deadites if we've got because the sister's gonna have to die, the sister deadite, and then the dad deade is going to have to die. And then the dog deade is gonna have to die. So our main character is gonna put up a good fight at least.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:11

True, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:14

I wonder how if this turns into ready or not a little bit, you know, like how that winds up happening.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:22

See, that would be fun one person versus an entire family of Deadites. Like if it goes to shit through the course of the movie and everyone gets turned.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:32

That would be cool, and that would be closer to the original Evil Dead movie than any other movie has been so far.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:42

But like, but how would you do that without being anti-c-cause she can't kill them all, she's gonna have to die then.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:47

That's the thing, I don't know, and also like you're saying, if she's able to escape or kill them while she's in the house with them, it's gonna depower them or make them seem not like deadites. I'm very curious how all of this will link up.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:03

Well, I guess we will see in a month.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:07

Yeah, I guess so. Uh check back in with us.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:10

When does this? Pretty soon, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:14

Pretty soon, I don't remember offhand. Let's find out together.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:18

See, I'm trying to I'm putting up the description. July 10th. So we've got like three months out.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:25

Yeah. Oh wait, we've got a description? Hold on, setting yapping a waiver's a whole description in the title. Let me clear my throat.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:35

Moves in with her in-laws.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:38

After the loss of her husband, a woman seeks solace with her in-laws in the secluded family home. One by one they are transformed into dead ice. Yeah, so it is the family unit slowly getting turned. Turning the gathering into a family reunion from hell, she comes to discover that the vows she took in life live on in death, so it must be raising the dead. Her husband must come back.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:00

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Grieving woman. Yeah, it makes sense that her husband would come back.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:07

Well, if it says the vows she took in life live on even in death.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:14

Which I guess is a fun play on the in sickness and health and life and death.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:20

I guess so, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:21

But like, okay, so she's gonna die. She's gonna die, she can't not die. Although, do you know what would be very, very, very fun? CV ended at like um pet cemetery where the whole family are turned and be leaved together. As a little kind of uh undead family.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:41

That would be cool, and it would if what they're doing in Wrath is trying to set up like, yeah, if it's if they're trying to set up an apocalypse of some sort in Wrath, having this movie end with everyone becoming a Dead Eight and still being alive would be a good step towards that.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:01

And then we could go find the rest of the books, and then that would it would tie everything together.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:06

Oh, that'd be interesting, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:09

I wonder if the Deadites know of the other books. Or if they just know of their own book.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:16

You think we'd have warring Deadites?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:20

Oh, that would be so cool. That would be so good. Like an apocalypse where like where different Deadites have different sides.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:28

Yeah, that'd be interesting.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:31

It would be almost like crossed, surely.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:35

Oh, kinda, yeah. Weird.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:38

It would be an insane TV show. But the only way you could ever make that come full circle in the end would be if Ash comes back, and as we said with Chris Campbell.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:48

That's it's not seeming likely.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:52

Especially since were they gonna do an animated thing at some point?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:57

See, I've I thought I remembered that, but uh like who fucking cares, man? Who gives this shit? Just make the movie. Is my issue with fucking Predator Killer of Killers? It's like, yeah, okay, this is cool, you've showed me little 15-second not 15 seconds, 15-minute vignettes of a cool movie but animated and crammed into a smaller thing.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:22

When what's cool about both of these franchises is that you could see the thing physically to start with.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:30

Ah, we'll see. We'll see. I'm sure it will be at least pretty good.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:37

Yeah, I'm I'm expecting a fun watch. Anything other than that, we'll see.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:46

See if it comes out and it's Evil Dead again.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:51

Yeah, that's w that's maybe what I'm the most worried about is something that's effective and watchable, but it's just the same thing. And this franchise has so much going on in it. It's not just floaty ghost zombies. There's all of Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness that have so much stuff that hasn't been tapped again.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:19

Uh all we can do is pray.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:23

And we will. And listeners, pray with us. And send in your prayers and emails to the uncannyvalleypod at gmail.com. Follow us at the uncannyvalley pod. Wait, it's the other way around. The uncannyvalleypod on Instagram, and then email us at the uncannyvalleypodcast at gmail.com I'm sure I'm sure people could figure it out. You'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:52

Is it Gmail? Where are we?

SPEAKER_07 1:05:55

You'll figure it out. I promise you. You're smarter than you give yourself credit.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:01

Thank you, Chris. Thank you.