Nikki's A Background Dancer in Bridgerton

Nikki looks back on the good ol' days and tries to remember if she is up to date on things you should do or know by the time you’re 30. Not only does she not have a kitchen, but she thinks she can be a background dancer in Bridgeton.

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SPEAKER_00 0:00

Welcome to Shit Show. We are on our soapbox today. I'm Cassara. And I'm Nikki. And in further news, a muskrat has escaped the carnival today. He is on the loose, rough and rowdy. He is known to drop five-year-olds in Costco. Oh yeah. So please keep a lookout. And any information, please call our hotline at 418-243-3826. Thank you. Anyways, Nikki, how are you today? That was quite an intro. I'm doing okay. I'm doing okay. I'm doing good. I don't know why, but I got super nervous doing that. Also, don't try to call that phone number. I literally asked me or call it, see what happens. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's someone cool on the other end. We haven't. So I really asked before we started recording for Nikki to give me numbers. And I did that. But yeah. So drop kicking muscrab. Yeah. Yeah. I really got a really full, vivid picture of him.

unknown 1:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:01

And I'm like, damn. He's rough and ratty. Yeah, I liked it. Yeah. Anyways. Anything new with you today or in the last like two weeks that we haven't really recorded yet? Um not that I can think of. I'm sure I've did things, but I don't know what. That's really good. No, no. Just working. Working my 12 a.m. to 8 a.m. still. Yeah. You're a night girly now.

unknown 1:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

I haven't really slept in the last like besides yesterday. Last night we slept really good because I didn't work till eight. But it's been rough those three days that I work. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. But struggle will be real. Yeah. Yeah. I've literally listened slash watched Dairy Girls over last week, maybe five times. I literally just pop it on for work and then I just like let it go. That's fair. I don't know why. It's just it's one of those comfort shows now for me. Yeah, yeah. I was telling them, I are we supposed to be looking at the camera or not? Go both ways. Okay. Yeah. Like Dairy Girls for me, they get too high pitched for a level for it to be my background show. But I have been having Bridg Bridgerton in the background. And Pitch Perfect. Yesterday I had both going so I could go to sleep. How do you have them going at the same time? Because Pitch Perfect is in my living room playing. But it's slippy. That one is. It's a lot of sounds. And then Bridgerton in my living room. Sometimes though it matches up and it was pretty cool. But also a little weird. And that was on my phone next to me. Yeah. And we were watching Bridgerton before this because we're trying to get in the mode because it comes out January 29th. And we're super excited. Hype. I'm hyped. Me too. I'm hyped. Who's your favorite character on that show? Uh if you had to pick anyone of them. Anyone. Anybody. Penelope. Obviously. Obviously. I think so. Yeah. I can only think of her in this show right now. So I don't know. I have a soft spot for Francesca. I was gonna say, I think. That's true, actually. I like them both. You know, I don't know. That's fair. But see. Yeah, no, we're we're probably gonna do like a deep dive on that show. I feel like I'm not talking ironic one. I feel like we're gonna do a deep dive when it gets a little closer to coming out. Yeah. Maybe talk about that on an episode. Maybe do a reaction because honestly, we just I decided we're our funniest when we're watching a show together. Yeah. Because it'd just be like that. Cause I like because at the same time, it's in the moment comedy.

unknown 3:47

True.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

And I feel like that's the best comedy is like when it's unscripted or that's true. Anything like that. So you're saying we're not funny now. No, I do think we're not scripted. We're not scripted for the most part. We have talked that was scripted because I wrote it down right before we did this, because I was not gonna remember that full that's five. But it's still really scripted because you hadn't practiced it. And I didn't know what it was. I was just answering the questions Ollie was asking. Like I asked for what animal, a place, yeah, a thing. At first I thought it was that like psychology test where like it always is like an elephant eats an orange, and then you have trauma or something like that. I mean, who doesn't though? I know, but that's like what I thought the test was gonna be, and I was like, but yeah, it wasn't, and I created a muskrat. Yeah. But no, I think that is a really good idea. I feel like we should watch at least the first episode of Bridgerton on which season of a season finale. The finale of it? Like, no, this like the middle finale, like we just watched. What the hell? You know how like they break it up into Oh, where they where they like set up the first like. Yeah, because that's where the drama is. I feel like it's the last three that has the most drama. Or like last four. Are you saying how Netflix like releases like four episodes like halfway? I feel like the second half has the most drama. Because if you think about it, the other one is like the season finale of the first chapter, and that's like it's Shonda Rhimes. Have you ever watched like Grey's Anatomy like live? Like the mid-season finale is always like hardcore. No, I haven't. Tragic. I know, sad for you. And then even when it comes out on Netflix, when they do that shit, it pisses me off. That's fair. So I just wait for the whole season to be out, then I'll watch it. You know what though? I've done that on Netflix where I'll like just binge it, and I didn't know I was hitting a season finale or like a mid-season finale, and crazy shit started happening, and it was like two in the morning, and I was not prepared. Because clearly I couldn't leave it there because it was too high, and then I was like, what the fuck just happened? And I think it was a novella too. So, you know, like the drama was yeah, at like the priest definitely slept with the the stepsister of like his cousin. Yeah. And like, yeah. And you said you didn't haven't seen lifetime movies, but you just described a lifetime movie. No, I don't know why, but I think of uh Ugly Betty. I've never seen that. I know the show, I know it, but I just have never seen that. But no, it's funny because uh like uh uh Betty's almost just called her ugly Betty. It's so mean Betty uh America Ferris. She is hot, love it. Anyways, she's my favorite on Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. I've only seen that movie once, and I'm pretty sure it was the second one. So anyways, no, it's funny because her dad in the show loves tell like he's hardcore into telenovellas, and it's always like the priest is there, plus a soccer athlete and then a girl's like pregnant or in like a bikini or both. Um so that's what I was going off of. Oh, I see, I see. Well, same thing, anyways. Anyways, Baricera. I feel like she's only in like a handful of things, anyway. She is a pretty big actress, though. Yeah, like yeah, she was in a lot before, and now I don't know if she is. Because Elinor Straving Pants, uh, Ugly Betty, she was in the super store, and then Barbie. She was in Barbie. I forgot about that. She was like the main actress besides uh besides Margot Robbie. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I don't know. I love her. She's probably more on the activist side right now in life. I feel like behind the scenes shit, like a baddie. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like have you ever um seen those people who like will take somebody and see if you can connect them to somebody else? Like the seven stages of like seven degrees of game making. Yes. I always want to do it. I don't how can you? Like with right now?

unknown 8:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:16

What do you want to do it with? Ooh. MGK? MGK. Like machine gun celly. Yeah, okay. I actually don't know him that well. Neither do I Okay, you're right. Let's do somebody who we're s we both supernatural. Nicola Coughlin. Nicola Clacka. I don't know her very well either. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do we wait, are we connecting two same people, like somebody that like I pick and then you pick, and then they both pick up. Like connecting him to Nicola Clark. That's what Oh, that's okay. Gotcha. Oh, because I was like, I was thinking about it. That's what people do. They're like, connect me to Donald Trump or something. No. Well, because I seen someone video that someone do a video on that before. Tragic.

unknown 9:04

Tragic. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:05

What I thought in my head, I was like, okay, let's connect Nicola Kaka. How do I clock to Z. That'd be fun. And then we should wait next week. Oh, that's your homework for next week. I already have homework for next week. Add this on top. Oh my god. You could have two classes. Fine. Look at this, doing all the labor here. Just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Ollie does all the labor. I throw up. I was gonna say editing these. I can. Well, that's because you signed up for that when we did our first business meeting. So, anywho. I think I could do it though. I want no, okay. I either I want Nicola Coughlin to be involved. So if that's connected to Z, that's fine. But Nicola Coughlin with me or Nicola Coughlin and Z? Pick your choice. I feel like, okay, hear me out, right? Okay. If I can con the truth. If I can connect Nicola Claughlin to Z, who's Zoudi, by the way. Um, Nikki's Italian lover. One day. Um in a few months, or in a in less than a month when we go. I don't know, because I'm not I don't know if I'm gonna get a tattoo from her while we'll go.

unknown 10:28

Why?

SPEAKER_00 10:28

Because it's like over probably $300. And if I'm gonna move there, there's not like a like a rush to get one. Like just to get a tattoo to get a tattoo, you know, from her. Or you can just be like, but I do want to go to her friend's bar pinky and that maybe she'll be there. Okay. Where's this friend bar? Is this at Naples or is this yeah in Naples? It's the Syak Kayak. I don't know how to say it. Okay, SIAC bar. I don't know. We're gonna go to it though. Italian? In Italian. It's in Italian, so I don't know. So I don't know. I said it wrong. Anyways, the point is, is I am gonna connect Nicola Klaka to Z. Kloughlin. Cochran! God damn it! Cock light bod. That's what it says to me. It just says cock in my head, and I'm like, the fuck? I don't want to know. Okay, so I'm gonna connect them two, and then if you get a fight, then we have to meet them. Well, yeah, but like I feel like because I'm the one that's connecting them and you're connected to me, then I'm connected to you, then you're connected. So I feel like this is gonna work. I just need to figure it out. And I already have plans because okay, can I just work this through real quick? Zizmus Italy, right? Okay, Nicola. We're just gonna call her Nicola this one. I'm not fucking with that last one. Tesla. Tesla. Oh. Tesla. Oh, Matt Tesla. I see. We have similar names, me and him.

unknown 12:04

Anyways.

SPEAKER_00 12:07

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, anyways. So we got Miss Italy, right? Yes. And then Nicola's from Ireland? Galilei, you said. Yes. Okay. Europe, basically the same place. Very far away, though. No, like like opposite sides. No, like a three-hour flight. Z goes to London, takes two hours. But Nicola lives in London. Okay, even better. Okay, okay, okay, bet. Okay. Don't hold me to that. Don't hold me to that, but I think she does. I mean, I feel like that's where all the cool Europeans live. Okay. Is in London. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just gonna make that assumption. We can fact check this when I go through this for a row. I love how you're doing this right here, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you started it. So they are obviously in the same hemisphere. Okay. And I don't know, that's all I got so far. But I'm gonna connect them. Okay, thank you. And then they in turn touch me, um, are connected to us. To me, because I'm doing this, and then Wally because I know Nikki. Yeah, because we're friends and we share podcasts. Please see this one then. Anywho, what now? No, I was gonna say I love how when you tell stories, you have to be like writing it out or mapping it as you're talking. I was I was saying this earlier. Nikki was telling me a whole long story, uh little T, if you will, uh that she learned over the weekend. And as she as she started her story, she literally stood up off the couch, and then she like faces sideways like a teacher. And she's like, So, so and so, and so-and-so, right? And then they're next to so-and-so, and then so-and-so also knows so-and-so. But hear me out though, because for one, but the way that their apartment is set up is the big TV is like right behind me, so where I stand up is where it would perfectly be. And I how many presentations have I actually done for each other? That's all I just put it to because the students like you're because Nikki has made PowerPoints for us for our trip to Italy that we're going to in three weeks. Yep. And yep, like, well, it's like our itinerary, how much flights are, housing, or like what where we're standing, plan the whole thing, and like we we projected it onto the TV, and Nikki's like talking, and you can see she wants to stand up. You can see it, you can see it in her eyes, okay? She's like on the edge of the couch. Yeah, she's looking on the edge of the couch and she's gonna be like, she'll like get up and go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That yeah, that one, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one. Uh-huh. Yeah. So then we're also gonna like right here. Yeah. Uh-huh. And then eventually I was just like, girl, you can just stand up if you want to be up there. Well, I didn't want to be like so demanding of it. But since I'm here, you're demanding. That's valid. I am. The amount of times I got roped into stuff for your work because you're like, okay, you're coming with me. So yeah. I know what you're gonna be good at. Apparently. Yeah. Um shouldn't have figured filled out the volunteer application and wiser. I put that on my vision board. What that you're gonna be older? Yeah, I'm gonna be older and wiser and honor in 2026. Because that's inevitable. So I didn't do a vision board this year. Wow, I just did mine. I was I was like really against it, and then I didn't want to do it for that because I felt really bad. I didn't want to do it. That's fair. Yeah, but then I did it, and it was really fun. Did it make you feel better? I did, yeah. Now I but I keep adding to it because I'm like, I just thought like of stuff that I forgot to put on it while I was picking you up for us to come record. Um, so I need to go edit it again. Gotcha. I forgot what we were talking about. I don't know, but we're talking about how you were how your storytelling goes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, listen, I'm a very like visual person. I know, but I think it's funny, no matter if you're talking or if you're presenting something, it looks the same. That's valid. Anyways, on the topic of being older and wiser than me, um, I have made a list of things that you should do or should know how to do, or should know in general before you're 30. Now, I'm gonna name these all to see because you're over the age of three. I'm over 30, yes. Um, I want to know if you've either done these things before or even since you've turned 30. I'm nervous, but okay. All right. Uh, first few pretty basic things. Okay. Okay. All right. Can you cook at least three different meals? Yeah. Know how to cook three different meals. I know how to cook, yeah. You sure? Yeah. I used to cook a lot when I'm not going to be able to do you don't have a full kitchen in your house. Yeah, but that was because that I live in a like rebuilt building. I lived in a house and had an apartment, and like that's crazy to me. I can't see that actually. Yeah. I can make some mean Cajun chicken, actually. Right. I just choose not to, because why would I when it's already made? What's your three favorite for me? What's your three favorite meals to make? Uh Cajun chicken. Okay, that's one. Uh new pasta. What kind of pasta? Uh chicken, uh, green chili, chicken pasta. It's really good.

unknown 18:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 18:00

Yeah. Yeah. Do you make your own pasta or you get out of the box? Okay, bitch. I'm moving to Italy and I need to learn things when I'm there. I just made my first thing of pasta the other day. Okay. That's cool. What kind of pasta? What shape was it in? I don't care what it's called. What shape is it? It was just like it was like spaghetti. It was just like thinner. A noodle. Like a noodle, yeah. Although I didn't make it that good. I didn't make it thin enough, I don't think. I don't think I'll roll it out flour. How'd you make it here? Oh, piled. For like dinner. How'd you do that? It's literally flour and eggs. And then you mix it together. Yes. Had no idea. See? Yes. Still always learning new things. Yeah. Good job. Yeah. Um, calm yourself down. Um, I can self-regulate sometimes. I'm not gonna self-regulate when you or Kiana's there, because why do it all myself when I continue self-regulate? Everything. Exactly. That just proves my point. Why would I do it myself? Is there coppers? Why is there always coppers when we're filming? In the ghetto. In the ghetto. In the ghetto. I ain't got the ghetto. I'm just saying, it like have a nice. That's the one that I was talking about earlier, by the way. That I was like, this one is very particular to you. I think that's weird. Because I've literally, the three years that I've known you, not seen you calm yourself down. It takes at least an hour conversation with Kiana and me just sitting there. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, but when your best friend's there, why should I have to regulate myself? So you're saying you have done this? I can do it. Okay, so you can cook a meal, at least three. You can so-called calm yourself down. Um make your own appointment and attend that appointment. I do that. Because nobody else makes them for me. See, I'm also counting like going off of me. I've still had some good meals. I feel like we need a highlighter here of like things that you need to do and the things that you have to do. You're in the boxes, I'm out of the boxes. Okay. Because I'm outside. I think outside the box, you think inside the box. Well, that's painful. I don't make my own appointments. Yeah. Can you just use a different color? This is chaos. Okay. This is the one pet I have. Uh, change a tire. I do know how to change a tire. Do you really? Have you ever done it in real world stuff? Yes, which I have. I have not, but I do know how to change a tire. So good for you. Good for you. Um, but I did it. Now this one uh is really intense, and I'm sorry. Uh know when you're the problem. Oh. I do after the fact. Like I remember when I was five and I was the problem. Right, right. Um I was in the wrong, and I think about it every day since. Yeah, specifically at like two o'clock in the morning. Right. Uh when I need to be sleeping. Um personally, or in fourth grade that one time that somebody laughed at me because I spelled the word wrong on the board. So it's rude. Yeah. Hateful. Um, I would say I try to know what I'm the problem. Again, I think it's after the fact, but I can recognize it, I think, pretty fair fast. I'll give you a checkboard. I'll give you a checkboard. I don't know. I feel like that one. I feel like it's as soon as I leave the building that I did it in. I'm like, shit. Yeah. Yeah. I was I was in the way there. I was in the way. I can actively know I'm the problem and still probably do it sometimes. But I will feel bad bad about it. And so I myself fix it when when I'm in the situation, like the situation is happening, and I realize. In the problem, I don't know how to fix it. I feel like this goes back to the emotional regulation. I think those go hand in hand. I just don't think anymore. I'm just like, you I give up.

SPEAKER_01 22:08

That's like down.

SPEAKER_00 22:10

But I'm like, how do I fit? Like, I don't know, I don't know what to do. That's valid. Yeah, I don't know. That one's hard. I think I think half points. Okay. Yeah. Alright. Next, send a risky text. I do know how to do it. Do I like doing it? Have you done it? I've done it. I've sent a many risky tests. Yes? Yeah. Alright. But how risky though? Like, tell me when to stop. No, I'm just kidding. I don't know. So yes, yeah. I have done that. Have you done that? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What risky texts have you sent? All of them. All of my texts have been risky. Risque or risky? Yes. Five. Yeah, totally. Here for it. Yeah, I go. Now, this one, the the time is specifically to you. Okay. Um, but they said something different when I was doing this. Anyways, a little research? Yes. Okay. Stayed out past nine o'clock. Whoa. I just prefer to go home. To home. To my place of residence at nine o'clock because I drive 40 minutes and I'm bitches tired. But yes. Actually, remember at your like bachelorette party, I stayed out until like two. And I used to rage really hard. Yeah, we've heard the stories. Exactly. So that was in high school. So. No, actually, it was when I was in Vegas. Sure. Don't really care.

unknown 23:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 23:51

Uh canceling plans. Have you ever canceled plans? I fucking love canceling plans. Let me finish my fucking sentence. Fine, go, go. Talk a lot. Been honest while you're canceling them. Ooh. Ooh. That's a roughie. It depends on. I think yes, because if it's with somebody who can handle the truth of like, I just don't want to hang out, which I have because one of my friends is really good about that, and we just have like an understanding. Who? Gracie. Okay. Shout out. Shout out. Shout out, Gracie. She ain't watching. It's okay. Um well then fuck you, Gracie. Ah. We love Gracie. She's not watching. She's not watching. I don't know her either. You do know Gracie. Do I? Yeah. Who's Gracie? We've gone out with her before. I go into I went to school with her. She has really long hair. I don't know. We'll talk about it. Not important here. I've literally never heard Gracie coming out of your mouth. But you know her. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Anyway. Anyways. So yes, but not frequently. Okay. Can you be honest with me and Keanu while you cancel our plans? Yeah. Well, yeah. I think so. Yeah. Well, what was that for? Because we're usually on the same plate page when we cancel plans. You're right. We talk about it. We work it through. Yeah. And then we come to the conclusion. Yeah, you're right. We don't really. Yeah, we don't we don't really like we can do it as a group, really. I don't. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Anyways, um, I probably have never, to be totally honest with you, valid, or really canceled plans before, except with you. Like, would you cancel plans on me? No, I'm saying if I have ever, it's been on you. And I because I know you'll you're probably thinking the exact same thing I love a canceled plan. A canceled trip will piss me off. But a canceled plan, totally okay with.

unknown 25:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:58

I can't wait emotionally invested. And that's a dig at my brother, Virgil. You know who you are. Fucking Virgil, bro. Exactly. That's a weird name of Virginia. His name's not Virgil because Emery, but we call it. I call him Virgil. Um, I don't know. Somebody, I think one of my brother, other brothers called him that, and then I ran with it. And now that just I want to know what that's behind. I really don't know. Oh, somebody ran the light. Oh shit. Um backed it on it. Alright, this next one I know we both have not done because it's a huge problem with us. Um drink water like it's a part of the plan. Ooh. Yeah. No. Um you know, working on it. We have to have some things to evolve into. Look at we both have our water bottles here today. I have not even seen you drink it once in the last. I've seen you drink it once in the last like what five hours that we've been hanging out with. I haven't seen you drink any of yours. That's a fucking lie. I haven't seen it. I literally drank some while we're on camera. What? We can look at that. We can look back. I don't I didn't see it. The camera saw I didn't know. You're getting a fucking X, Nikki. You're getting an X. Like the line of them out the door.

unknown 27:21

Fuck up.

SPEAKER_00 27:22

Um, now this one is also uh mainly aimed at you towards right now in your life. Oh god, what? Have a full-size kitchen. Well, call back to earlier. Um which I know is a no because you have an air fryer, a fridge, and a microwave. She's cute though. Do you have a sink besides the one in the bathroom? No. Exactly. Okay. Um wow, such a hater. Uh know your hunger use. Yeah, when I get super fucking nauseous. Do you actually eat though? Sometimes. Most of the time. Sometimes. Give me a percentage, please. Uh, probably like a 63%. That's really low. That's barely passing. Well, if it gets to a certain level of nauseousness, then I do eat. Or I start seeking out food. When you should get a check if it was above 85. So you get an X on that one. Sorry. I don't know anything. I'm working on that. Same. Yeah. Same. Same. So I don't know. I don't get them. What is that? What is happening? Oh, because there's like three cops coming on this one freaking car. He maybe who knows what they did. I I guess I don't know them. He probably turned bright on red. Literally, what I was thinking. And like, really, it's not that serious. Dude, not that deep. We are recording. There was one time that kid no, you're so uh Kiana was driving. She picked me up from work when I used to work at Sprouts, and I was closing that day, so it was 10 p.m. Okay, we're driving home. We got we turned onto our street. And they got you? And they got Kiana for speeding. And literally three cop cars pulled up, and I was sitting there and I was trying to get in the glove box to get all the stuff and everything. And this other dude comes up to my window, and I was literally like, I am so sorry. I just laid my hands like spread out on my hand, like knees, because he looked eager. I was like, whoa dude, I'm so sorry. Like, calm down. Because I had my backpack in between my legs. Yeah. And I was like getting in the glove box. And I also had my I used to have a produce knife on my hip. Oh yeah, your ninja knife. And it was just, it was just like a longer, like super sharp knife that like sat on my side. And I was just literally like, I'm not doing anything. I was because I was like fidgeting with my backpack and it freaked me out. I was like, there's like three cop cars on us too. I was like, bitch, she was just like going like 10 miles over this limit. Right. They're so extra. They've always been extra here, too. Alright, this one's gonna take a turn. Uh throw up in an unlikely place, just not the toilet. So I grew up thrown up. Oh yeah. And I unconvention with where I threw up outside of like my friend's car while we were on the freeway in Vegas. Yeah, it was gross. As you remember. Moving. Yeah. And then we went to her house. Yeah. And like, it was fucked up. And then we stayed at her house, and then her dad, like the next morning, was like, she was like, what happened to your car? You guys are gross. Go to the like car wash or something. And I'm like, whoops. Whoopsie days. Especially because it was all pink too. Because we were drinking like um, they're called pink panty droppers. It was difficult. Because you hear it in movies and stuff. They are they good. Fuck you. Yeah, they're really good. That's why they fuck you up so bad because they taste or dropping. Exactly. Been about it for a while. You know what? If we do end up doing the reaction video to Bridgerton, you guys have to watch it. I feel like you guys would love it if you're our fans. Like if you actually like this, I feel like you like that. Because Bridgerton? Like our Bridgerton reaction. Oh, yeah, no, totally. I don't know why. That just reminded me of it. Yeah. Alright, so yes, you have. I have. Have you? Uh yes. Uh in the alleyway on my Bachelorette night. Oh, I remember that. And as well, I got there's some stories from that that I'm not quite ready to tell on here, just because, yeah. But, anyways, no, and then another time was uh we're having a sibling night at my brother's house. Dylan's house. Okay. Dylan's house in uh he's moving in Tucson. Um and uh we were drinking in the backyard, having a fire, just all of it, like yeah, as many as the brothers there were. And I don't know if I just drank too much or what happened. Go hard. But I literally just sat there, you could see it, my face like went completely away. I was like, ugh. And then I just projectile vomited on the ground. It was just probably something. Oh yeah. Um, and then uh the dogs come over and starts eating it. So gross. It then became the joke of the night, which was great, because we usually when we all hang out as a as a fan, like siblings, yeah. We're drinking and stuff, uh, we play uh Quiplash. Never heard of it. Do you know Cards Against Humanity? Yeah, so it's kind of like that, but you make up your own white card. So like your card set of cards that you're sitting through, you make up your own to a prompt that um a game gives. So it's on the PlayStation, okay, and it brings up a prompt, and then you have to answer the prompt, but it's basically, and then whoever's judging picks which one's the best. Okay. So it's essentially like cards against humanity, but you make it up. Yeah. Um and so they use that. Yeah, that was in the in the game. Yeah, yeah. So those are the only two times I think I threw up outside of being sick, though. I threw it up in a casino. Actually, that's not true. There was a couple times that I fell asleep, woke up, and threw off threw up up threw up on the side of the bed. So that was pretty fun to wake up and clean up. So that's gross. But go ahead, what you threw up in a casino? Yeah. Like on the slots, or no, it was in the trash can in a casino. I vividly remember that one. I don't know, this is gross. But good talk. Okay. No, I don't I mean, I was just kidding. I don't know. I used to, you know, like some people are like a drinker and a throw-upper. But like I used to do it a lot because then if you drank and then you threw up, then like it took like a 10-minute power nap, you're ready to fucking go again. And that's pretty much how I survived my 20s. So but those were the like main ones that like were like had a story kind of, you know. That was like a regular, like that's just what you did. That's a I think that's a millennial core like thing. Is like because I saw this TikTok girl who also confirmed that, and we have those very similar experiences. See, I saw like I didn't have much of a party life though. Yeah, I know. I think we've figured it out. Yeah, we've talked about that. Yeah, we have vastly different experiences. Although you're still like in your like not even mid-20s yet. There's still time, but you're also like married and like settled down. Yeah. I mean, I have responsibilities. I still had a job. I went to my job every single day. Oh, good for you. Every life. I mean, I still have responsibilities. No, I know, but I'm not no, I mean like you don't have someone dependent on you. No, I do. That's what I'm saying. Anyways. Alright, next one. One night stand. Yeah. Offby. Offby. Uh my one night stand turned into four-year relationship and married with two dogs. Wow. Yeah. So stage five clinger is what I'm hearing. A typical you are. Are you the stage who are you the stage five clinger or is Kiana the stage five clinger? What does that mean? Just tell me what it means. It means like you're like like clingy on stage five level, or like is that the highest level? Yeah. I feel like I'm the clinger. Really? Yeah. I feel. I believe that, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You locked it down real fast. Valid. She was my first relationship too. Oh, I know. First everything. I know. So yeah, I'm going to go to the house. I had to make sure I was secure. Okay. Yeah. I wasn't gonna throw it back and then hope something else comes. Like, no, why would I do that when I had the perfect thing right there? That makes sense, I guess you. Yeah. Thinking about joining the military. Uh, yeah. I must join the navy. Yeah? We could have met either way. I know, right? The other thing, I always think like if I joined the military, would I have found out I was gayer faster? Probably. I feel like I would have too. I mean, sharing the barracks with all the men. And showering together, eating together, working out together. But that would be like life together, right? Like I don't think they house they don't do I see. I don't know. I have I have my phone's up there. Fuck you. I have brothers, I can get back to you. Two of my brothers were in the Navy. It's valid. So I can ask. So you don't think they wouldn't, though. I feel like you would have to live with the same sex. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know. I don't think they do color. I really was like there because I really like their uniforms. Oh my god. Of course you would. And of course you would literally because the colors are cool. Yeah, they're way better than all of the rest of them. Like all that green is not my color. But navy blue and white, I can fuck those up. Would you do the space board stuff? What do you mean? Like like an astronaut? Yeah. Like NASA? Yeah. Probably not. I don't really have a like an inkling to do that. And I used to watch that movie Space Boy. And they had to go on this thing where it went like, why? Did you ever watch the show Space Force? I don't think so. I think it was like only one season on the scene on. Oh my god. Some days are so lonely. Exactly. Exactly. That's how I feel sometimes. I don't know. What were you gonna do in the Navy? I joined for something very specific. So I'm like wondering if you did like a job. Medicine. Some sort of medicine. Because I was gonna follow in the footsteps of my brothers. Both of them were uh medics. Yeah. One was one ended up being attached to a marine uh troop, whatever. Oh yeah, and did some deployments, and then the other one was just like a he stayed in California for his like three-year whatever. Boring. Well if that's what that's cool. That's if that's what he liked. Yeah. He became a physician assistant, so I think he liked it a lot. Okay, well, that's good for him. And met his wife, so I think he's okay. Good. I'm glad. I'm glad I just would go somewhere else. That's what I live at for travel because they had the coolest like off places, like places you could go. Yeah. Yeah, I was gonna do it mainly for uh like the free education or whatever. Because I this is also out of high school. I didn't know what I was gonna do. I had literally no direction on where I was gonna go. And then my brother uh gave me a um like he was like, Don't if you're gonna go in the military, go in as an officer. So I would have to go to school first if you wanted to go, don't go enlisted. And he was like, I'll let you drink with us if you don't go into the military enlisted. So you traded it for a night of drinking with your brothers? Yeah, I also wasn't so tied to the fact of becoming it going into the military. That's valid. I was just mainly doing it because they did it. I was like, where else am I gonna go? Yeah, like I literally have no idea what I'm gonna do. And then that night also turned out that I was uh is when we decided that I was gonna move to Missouri to live with my brother and sister-in-law. Oh, so you got like a full different direction, yeah, yeah. Which worked out a lot better. So but I was gonna join like with my friend from high school, but I wasn't in, I was a couple years out of high school, and they were doing like a buddy program, yeah, and um, so we like joined, we're like signing up together, and they wanted women in the military, and so we tested high enough that we would have gone in as officers, and they wanted us to go. Holy shit, yeah, and then but I was living in Vegas at the time, and she was living in like my hometown, so I would always have to come back and like meet and stuff like that, and then by the end of it, she dropped out. I went all the way through to like the last portion before you're like officially in, and then you did like you go to the you go and spend the night in their like hotel, and you go and like do the whole day of like physical and you do all the tests. Yeah, it was crazy. Um, because I came from Vegas and I remember I went to the place in Flag, that's where I was like with my like sergeant dude or whatever, and then we went to Phoenix and we went to their like big hotel where they do like all of the like forces, like like there were people from the navy, the army, whatever, and then you go through all your like you do your physical, you go up at you wake up at like three or four in the morning, and you go yeah, and you can't eat, so you have to fast, so you're doing your physical, you're getting all those things, doing your eye tests, all of that shit. And then at the end, then you go and like sign your papers and get your job. And so I got through all of that, and then when we got to the job portion, because I signed up for linguistics, so I was gonna go in to be like a translator and learn like different languages because that was obviously the one thing that would get me to go all around the country. That'd be cool. I was I it was really cool, and I would have done it, but then it was like the last portion of the month, and all they were gonna give me, like that was like available then was like a construction job, and I was like, fuck you, no, I'm here for something very specific, and if I'm not doing that, I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, and then they got really mad, and then so I went home and I didn't like I didn't sign, yeah. Um, and then they blew me up for like like a year after that. They're like, Well, if you come back and like do it all over in like two weeks, the jobs renew and you'll get the one that you want. And I was like, Or how about like I already did it all? Yeah, that's what I was like, you lost that opportunity though, like two weeks ago. I did it though. Yeah, I did it already, I did it, I did all the tests, I did all the things you asked me, and we had a deal, and you didn't do your portion of our deal, so fuck you. And so then, yeah, no, I didn't. That's fair. But that fit though would have been sick. No, no, yeah, you know, speaking of fits, we were talking, like I was just thinking like broad shoulders. We were talking about how in Bridgerton we would look 10 times better no offense to any of you gentlemen. The guys' suits and stuff in that show are made for us because we have broad shoulders. You're saying I'm fat, huh? I'm not saying you're fat. No, it's okay. No, I get it. I'm a little chunkier on the sides. We'll say too, me too. But we have broad shoulders and they look really good in fitted shit like that. I know. That's why I love a blazer. I know. I want a suit really bad. We should get suits. Okay. You know, do you think we can get them in three weeks for Italy? You should probably get them in Italy. They're gonna be more expensive now. No, we know that. We should get that in Italy. I don't have much money for spending wise. That's valid. I don't either. Um, I have Pretty much enough money to eat, sleep, and that's about it. And fly there. So um yeah, yeah. So no suits, maybe suits after. Yeah. We'll get inspired by the suits that we see there, and then come back and know what we're doing. The type, yeah, exactly what we want. See, I want like the the double-breasted overlay suits like a like a mafia, like a mafia person, you know. You always go mafia. I do, and I don't know why. Maybe that's just maybe you were a mafia like head of a mafia, like I do give that back up. In like your previous lives, yeah. I've said that before that the only there's only two things that I ever see Ollie as like in their like future. I don't know if I've told you this, but I know me and Keanu have talked about it a lot. Well, it's either a 1920s detective with that's all like super determined like that, yeah. Like a suit with the trench coat and the little fedor hat. Yeah. And then a scar. Yeah. I'll take it. Or a gym teacher. Ouch. That's not a bad thing. Why? I don't know. I feel like they both have very distinct outfits that both fit. I just think of like a really creepy dude who has shorts that are way too short for him. He's in his mid-30s. He doesn't have a wife. He's like, that's what I think of when I think of Dem Teacher. I'm thinking like Sue Sylvester. I don't like her either, though. Why? She's hilarious. She's funny, but she's very bitch. She's not a bitch, she's hilarious. She's very me. She's hilarious. Her insults are on point, which as are yours. And I feel like you could really do the suit with the stripes. The tracksuit. Yeah. But you already did that. I can't do that again. No, that was different. I was an elf. You had a tracksuit. Yeah, but the same thing. Was it a tracksuit? Okay. You know what? Did it have stripes? I know. Anyways, are we done with your list? Yes, that was my list. Yeah. Is there anything else? Is there any advice from an older, wiser person to give to a younger 24-year-old? I don't know. I don't know. I was only thinking that are things that I'm going to do. I feel like I should go and be like, oh, live in the moment. I was going to say fuck bitches get money. But like that's fucked up. What did you say? I said fuck bitches get money. Um, but we're gonna be very proud to tell Kiana that we ate food and drank water. We did. Yeah. She's out of town as a group. She's not here today. We're all alone. Um that's why the set is different, because we didn't have somebody yelling at us. Um we're testing out if we like this better. And yeah, anything else you want to add today, Nikki? Not really. I don't I don't have anything. Nikki knows how to waltz, guys. Did you guys know that? I didn't say I know how to waltz. I said that whole conversation pisses me off. I don't know why they're so salty about it. I just said that I think I would like, like, it would be easier to learn how to do the cool dances, and that I would like to do the dances in Bridgerton. And for me, she said it would be easier than throwing it back. It would be easier than just throwing it back. Because I have a really hard time with that. Because it's I don't have natural rhythm unless I'm like not thinking about it at all. So don't think about it and just throw it back. But I do think about it. Why? I don't think it's the most mindless dance you could do besides this. Even that, you have to like listen to the beat. Like the the the vaults and stuff like that. I can learn that. You just learn steps. That's it. I can do that. I'm so over this company. You keep bringing it up. I know, because you've been talking about it for like five hours at this point. Because it pisses me up. Well, you keep bringing it up. And it's like it's pissing me up! I am stating my case. Sorry, if we keep yelling, I'm so sorry. But no, it's so no it doesn't make any sense. For you? For anybody, probably. Let us know in the comments. Yeah. What do you prefer? Do you prefer a very like structured dance? Or just literally throwing your ass out and really at that game. Like, is it that hard? Okay. And just going with it. It's not that hard. I don't like it. Anyways. Um, now we're gonna wrap it up. Anyways, thank you guys for tuning back in. Follow us at soapbox underscore shit show on all platforms. And then also wild silence. Follow him. Follow them at uh Wild Silence official on all platforms. Check them out on Spotify, Apple Music, all the good stuff. Um yeah, have a good night. Bye, bye.