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When the Microwave is "Inconvenient"

• casarah blondeaux • Season 1 • Episode 9

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Summer is here, we're still queer, and I pray to god there isn't any microwaves in Italy. 

SPEAKER_03

Season one, episode nine, take one.

SPEAKER_02

Perfect. Hey everybody, how is it going? I'm Cassara. And I'm Nikki. How's it how's it going, Nikki? We haven't we haven't done like an actual recording in a while. Yeah, we were on strike. We were on I don't think it was strike. I was on strike. Okay. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh anything new with you recently? Anything updates you need to give me on your life? Because we also we also haven't hung out that much. What do you mean? We saw each other like the other day. No, I mean, but like like sit down and hang out. Like it's been doing other things.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah, I guess. That's true. I don't know. I can't think of anything that I've done past yesterday.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

What did you do? What's what about you?

SPEAKER_02

I don't I mean, no, I don't have any like up l- I turned 25 recently, so that's been fun. Um but I do have a funny story though from work today. And it was uh so it's Pride Month as Hella. Wait, we're not, yeah. Sorry. This is my friend Valentina. Or no. Who is it? I forgot it now. Fuck, it's something Valentina.

SPEAKER_03

This is my friend Valentina.

SPEAKER_02

Speak, Valentina. Is now on the pod. She is she has a whole mic. She has a whole ass microphone. What's that? She is we have a whole setup now that we are these actually work now. These aren't just decoration. Yeah. These actually provide sound. It's pretty crazy to your earbuds.

SPEAKER_03

Please let us know in the comments how it sounds. We are working, we're finagling, so give us some grace. But we're finagling things and trying it out. So yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But Kiana's got her little snacks, her little happy to hear.

SPEAKER_03

I said happy to be here.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we finally got to set up Kiana's Kiana's officially doing like real production. Like she was doing production stuff before. But like now it's heightened. She's up there. She's on she's on the she's officially on the podge. You can hear her and talk to us rather than just echoing through the building. It's pretty great. Um But uh no, there was a it's it's Pride Month, but there was and so where I work, one of the uh my co-workers came in today and did like flags. Oh yeah, someone in the bathroom. Yeah, and then uh was doing some TikTok stuff for the for the business. Oh fun. Yeah, so but apparently a guy had come in to talk to the owner uh and he was like, Oh, I make pizzas and I want a pizza and I wanted to wonder if I could sell here. Like, can I sell my that's not the main part of the story, but then the actual part of the story I want to tell you, it was so funny. He was like, I I like I saw the like the flags. Like, I don't know if you should be doing that in this town. It's like it's a very conservative town. It's like you want you want to be careful about that. Yeah. And I I love my boss because he's like very much like doesn't he's like yeah, yeah, yeah. So what? He was literally he literally told the guys like they can shop somewhere else, they can buy food somewhere else. They don't have to they don't have to come here.

SPEAKER_00

Get on you. I know.

SPEAKER_02

I was like, but it was funny because uh that happened, and then later on he was in the prep room and uh the the person that was taking the videos and stuff uh was told to go talk to the boss or bot my boss, and they walk into the the prep room and he was like, You you wanted to talk to me? Like, what's the matter? And he just straight up, straight face, said, So the flags, they're gonna be a problem. And like someone came in and was saying and told him the story basically, and he was like, Oh shoot, I'm sorry, like, do you want me to take them down? He's like, I was literally just joking. Like, I was I was saying it double that shit. Stupid. I was telling you how stupid it was, how he sounded. Yeah, and it's like, why do you have like why do you what's the need to tell somebody that? It's like if you're offended, you don't also don't have to come here. Yeah. Why do you want to sell your pizza? I'm gonna sell your pizzas here. Yeah. Anyways, that was just something really cool, stupid today that I was like, why the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_00

It's really kicking off Pride Month on the right foot. Yeah. In our lovely little town.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I wanna say something. What's up? It is uh me and Sarah's five-year anniversary today. For our first date. Yeah, our first date. We really planned that.

SPEAKER_02

And then we also got married in June, so double gay, yeah. Extra gay. Yeah. But um, no. I mean, that was the only update story that I had. I just thought it was really funny and super stupid. And well, I stole one of these flags to be on our set. Yeah. But um, yeah, no, uh, what is I had a question for you, because we we had talked about it when we went to we went and got lunch like two weeks ago. Yep. Of what what are some depression meals that you have? Oh. Because we went to we went to the subway. That's the way that's a good one. That was that's our brush depression meal. That is a that is like a like top tier, top ther three depression meal. Do you have any other depression meals that you would go for?

SPEAKER_00

Well, depression. Consistently, so really anything. That's fair. I eat. What about like a snack?

SPEAKER_02

Like what do you have like a depression snack? I feel like a hot dog. You know that that's fair. I but I feel like a uh like a gas station hot dog is also I just got the worst, hold on.

SPEAKER_00

Fuck yes, go ahead. No, go ahead. The worst fucking gas station hot dog of my life. It was so gross, and ugh. I was not. It was so stupid.

SPEAKER_02

So it was one bite, and then I well, but I need to tell my version of the story. There's there's two sides to every story, okay? Now all stories, it was disgusting. We were sitting, so me, uh, so we had Kiana was driving Nikki's car, and I was driving our car, me and Kiana's car with Nikki in it, and um Nikki had gone in to get her hot dog and nachos. Live studio audience, and me and I had our me and Keanu were sitting next to each other, parked next to each other. I had the we had the windows rolled down so we could talk to each other. But Nikki got in the car, was eating her nachos, and then took one bite of her hot dog, like she said. She was like, This is fucking nasty. Like, this is gross. It was so gross. But the next thing she said, she was like, Can you throw this away from me? I was like, what are you talking about? She was like, Can you take the hot dog and can you throw it away from me? Because I was literally gagging and it was so gross. But at this, she had she had cheese and chili on her nachos and that had seeped onto the hot dog bun. So it wasn't a dry hot dog bun. She wanted to get she wanted me to take it, raw dog with her hand, and throw it away.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't think that was too much to ask for like my friend to be like, this is so fucking you and normally you would have done it. You had it in a boat.

SPEAKER_02

You had it in a boat. Yeah. But the boat, you had it in a boat.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I mean, because I didn't want it because it was now like contaminating my nachas. You wanted me to dirty my so gross. Well, I didn't think about that. So, my bad. But like. You're like, here, take this hot dog, go throw it away from me.

SPEAKER_02

I was like, I didn't like literally right there. But I told you, take the tray over to the trash can, take the hot dog out, and throw it away.

SPEAKER_00

No, that was doing too much. I'm pretty I don't know what happened to that hot dog.

SPEAKER_02

Where did you put it with this? You went to your car. I don't know. You took the tray with you to the car. I don't know what you did with it. Well, you lost the hot dog? Well, I'm assuming I threw it away somewhere.

SPEAKER_03

Can I give one uh little little fact about Nikki? What? I mean, sure. One little fact about Nikki is if there's any level of inconvenience, she's everything's out the window. She can't do it.

SPEAKER_02

There's nothing possible to fix this situation.

SPEAKER_03

Literally, you take a microwaveable meal, right? The easiest prepped thing in the world.

SPEAKER_00

No, there is it's not the easiest prepped thing because there's you have to take like you have to take it out of the fucking box. You have to, you have to take, there's usually a film thingy, or stabby stabby, and then then you have to put it in the microwave, and then you have to wait for it, and then be then you have to transport it somewhere else to eat.

SPEAKER_03

That's like seven steps right there.

SPEAKER_01

Hold on.

SPEAKER_02

I can't just like I already know I can't process this because you're telling me that taking it out of the box, take a fork that you're gonna eat the food with, do like two stabs in each compartment, pop it in the microwave for two to five minutes. Okay?

SPEAKER_00

I'm already things past that at that point.

SPEAKER_02

You're fucking ridiculous.

SPEAKER_00

But like if I were to get like outrageous right now, like in like a wrap or something, and it's just like ready, and I can just undo one package of it. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02

And then I want to say something though. Hold on, can I say something? Can I say something? I want to say that it probably also takes the same amount of time. Not only okay, if you no, no, no, hold on, hear me out. Let me just go through my process before you say any words because you're having a problem with that today. Could I say words, okay? My words are you go, you have to drive somewhere to a restaurant, okay? If you go through the drive-thru, alright? You have to drive to the restaurant, you have to talk to people. You have to fucking done? Okay. You have to talk. Oh, I'm just kidding. I love you. I'm sorry. That was rude. You have to talk to people. You then have to wait for your food. You have to drive home or drive to wherever you're gonna sit. You then have to still unwrap something. Yeah, but those are two different things that we're talking about. But I'm saying it's it's not it's not any more steps.

SPEAKER_00

I'm not any more steps. I I I understand that, but those are two separate different things. Like going to get something from like a drive-thru versus picking something up like at like sprouts, which is what usually Kiana is referring to when it comes to like heating up shit.

SPEAKER_03

How is it I'm oh I'm over this conversation. You brought it up! Actually, I brought it up and I apologize.

SPEAKER_02

I'm over the conversation because that's my bad, my bad, my bad. Okay. I love you and I'm sorry. I'm one way and I'm already starting shit, so I have one one podcast, and you're already fucking ruined. You're not ruining it. That was impressive. I'm sorry, I love you. No, no, Kiana's a great edition, and you're hilarious, and I love you so much. Anyways, um, no, but um your birthday is coming up too, right? Because I just had mine like two weeks ago. Um didn't do much. Oh well, I did a I did a good amount of stuff. We went shopping, I got a book.

SPEAKER_00

You sent Kiana a whole very detailed memo. No, I'm I'm thinking of relation you won't be on his birthday. Well, but you set that standard. Your voice note that's fair a very detailed. No, that's fair. That's 100% fair. But you know what wasn't on there? What? Anything dirty. The one day, well, that you could ask for like basically anything that you want, I think. And there was nothing. I listened to the whole goddamn, and I was like, oh, this is it, this is it, this is gonna be it, right?

SPEAKER_02

Nothing.

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna be very disappointment.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna be honest though, I'm a basic bitch, so everything that we already do, I'm fine with like I'm so happy. It hurts my soul, but okay. That's fair. That's fair. Look look, I offered. I offered. But you know, no, but I did we had a great birthday. I had Kiana took me to Texas Roadhouse, had to get a steak. We were supposed to go to a movie that night, but I fell asleep.

SPEAKER_03

And that's also why my offer was not taken up.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Well that was all well, I guess that was technically my birthday, but we sell we technically celebrated, celebrated my birthday the day after. You had a whole weekend. Yeah, yeah. Well well, two days. The third day we kind of just hung out at home. Like we didn't do much. We slept in a good amount. They also came and picked me up from the airport. Yeah. Um, because Nikki didn't want to be around my birthday. So that's all true. She left and went to a whole other state.

SPEAKER_00

Um it was a mystery vacation. That is really cool though.

SPEAKER_02

She spent $200 on a it did like the flight center and took her to San Francisco. And it was a mystery like trip, right? Yeah, it was.

SPEAKER_00

It was really fun.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Um, what did you do there?

SPEAKER_00

Um, well, I went to San Francisco and then I got lost in Chinatown per usual. Everywhere I go, I get lost in Chinatown.

SPEAKER_02

And then Is that actually like track?

SPEAKER_00

Like everywhere you go to Turkey like the worst day on my entire trip in like Europe last year. I think it's so funny how there's always a Chinatown.

SPEAKER_01

Literally everywhere.

SPEAKER_02

There's always a Chinatown.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

No matter what I think.

SPEAKER_00

And I try to go there every time, and every time I like there was even a Chinatown in Italy.

SPEAKER_02

Like there was a China sector essentially.

SPEAKER_00

They go hard, you know?

SPEAKER_02

So I just it makes sense because like there's you people get like grouped together in a certain spot, and it's like one person moves there and like, oh, come here, we have like established something. But it's like it's just crazy how there's always specifically a Chinatown, though.

SPEAKER_00

That's true. I did well, so I got lost in Chinatown, and then I made my way to Little Italy. Okay, and then I felt better. They were open, places were open, there were things that I could understand, and I felt this was in Turkey? No, no, this was in San Francisco. Oh, San Francisco, okay. No. But when I went to Turkey, I was on my way to the like Asian side because it's like two continents, like in Istanbul. And that was like the worst day of the entire trip. Not because of that, but it just like on my way there, which is the common like name. But yeah. Nice. And then I went sailing and did some random shit. I can't even remember what I did, honestly.

SPEAKER_02

But it was fun. But and then uh well, we went we went to the movies. We were supposed to go to the movies, I fell asleep, but we did end up watching the same movie that we're supposed to go see. We went to go see sheep detectives. It was super funny, super good, made us cry. It was pretty awesome. You cried, it was pretty great, all the emotions that you could have. Um, but and then the next day, that Saturday, we went to um and got myself a tattoo. Oh yeah. Little chameleon. I got a little chameleon right here. His name is Fred. Fred Fred the Fred the Frog, uh Camilla. So yeah. She has a whole full name. Nice. Yeah. And then um we yeah, we went to our local bookshop, Peregrine, and we got um got a nice book. I don't remember what I got, to be totally honest with you.

SPEAKER_00

I haven't read it.

SPEAKER_02

Actually, I think I got Game of Thrones. I got a Game of Game of Thrones book. I thought you also got the Alchemist. No. Okay. I didn't know that was a book.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, the one that you put is a book.

SPEAKER_02

It's like on our night on our dress. Oh no, that's um that's the uh the owl something. That's something assassin. Oh well I love everything in the assassin. I'm I'm really into the fantasy right now. So I'm like, I'm like uh I'm playing Oblivion. So that's it's like um middle e middle medieval like game. Vibes. Like you you swords and and and winds. I think I've seen stuff. You saw me play. Like I'm a I'm like a cat. I'm a uh I can't remember the name of it, but I'm like a I like a species of cat sort of thing. That's cool. But yeah. Anyways, I'm playing on Bolivia, I have it was like Assassin's Something. I can't freaking remember what it was.

SPEAKER_00

But I like Assassins. I would love to be in the League of Assassins. Like, I feel like you would like Assassin's Creed. I mean, I fucked up.

SPEAKER_02

Like if you played a game, if you played a game, like if you were into games, I think you'd be into Assassin's Creed.

SPEAKER_00

No, but like I want to be in the League of Assassins. There's this TikTok that I follow.

SPEAKER_02

I love how we were always talking about Arrow. Go ahead, TikTok.

SPEAKER_00

Uh, because it's just really the center of so much. And it's just good lore. Okay? And, anyways, there's this TikTok that I follow, and this girl, and she's at like a s an assassin ninja camp in like China, and she's like running up these stairs, and then there's this baton that hits her, and then she's like, oh I feel like this is the first and it's so cool, and I'm like, not right now, but later.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna go to it. I feel like the first rule of being an assassin is don't talk about being an assassin.

SPEAKER_00

Nessa talks about it all the time.

SPEAKER_02

But they're in like Nanda Parbat or however you say it. Damn right they are, and they're in like a cliffside cavern like thing. And it's like nobody knows about it, and it's like it's not on any map or anything like that. It's like the dream. But the but the thing is, I feel like that's the it's like the first rule of fly club. You don't talk about five clubs. You don't talk about being assassins.

SPEAKER_00

Well, how am I supposed to be an assassin if I don't say people keep telling me you gotta say what you want. I want I'm saying what I want. I want to be in a fucking.

SPEAKER_02

Bitch, chill. I'm saying this TikTok or talk about the TikTok. You don't put shit on on TikTok because it's like you're trying to be an assassin.

SPEAKER_00

You don't want to be caught being an assassin. I'll send it to you. It's really cool. Okay. Alright. There's this also, there's this yoga that you can do with a sword. Badass. We're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00

It's online though. It's I wish it was in person, but it's fine.

SPEAKER_03

I will say that okay. You are mysterious in the way that you forget things that you've done, and then all of a sudden they just come out. Oh, I did I, you know, I spent a weekend in Costa Rica and on the in the jungle and blah blah blah. Things like that. Like you just get random lore all the time.

SPEAKER_02

Like how you how you meant uh what is the the lions?

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah, the lions.

SPEAKER_02

The lions in Vegas.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, Secretary Roy? Yeah, you have them for a long time.

SPEAKER_02

No, I know, like, but I like it was just one random day that I sat in your office and I started just asking you random questions when we decided to do start a podcast. But I was like, hey, like I I I don't remember what we fucking talked about, but I know that was trying to get some information out of me. But yeah, it was like we were friends, but it was like we haven't like actually sat down and really like talked like very much at all. I was like, I was asking you random questions, and then you're like, oh yeah, like I met uh Siegfried and Roy or whatever. Yeah, like you were delivering papers or something. I don't know what it was, but and then you're like, I saw a dead body too. I was like, real life.

SPEAKER_03

See, that's the thing. Nikki, you're not mysterious. You would not be able to keep that. Like, you wouldn't be able to keep the fact that you're not gonna be able to do it. You just forget. You just forget.

SPEAKER_02

You just forget, you forgot things.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. So I didn't ever say I'm mysterious. Well, I'm just saying you would have a TikTok talking about being an assassin. Yeah. You wouldn't be like that girl.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And you wouldn't be mysterious. Oh my god, that'd be so much fun. Like, okay, guys, today I killed um so and so.

SPEAKER_03

Get ready with me, you need to go kill five people.

SPEAKER_02

Get ready, get ready with me to get that bag. I'm gonna go kill this dude, and I'm gonna go kill his mom, and you know, it's just what you gotta do, you know. Women and STEM. Women and STEM, exactly. Women and STEM. Um no, but what are what do you I know you have plans for your birthday now. Oh yeah, your birthday's coming up at the end of the month.

SPEAKER_00

That's true. Well, at my work today, I was sitting with my boss, and she was writing down everybody's birthday who is in the moot the month of June at our office, and there's five of us. And technically I would say six because I think another person's birthday was like on like May 30th or 31st.

SPEAKER_02

Gotcha.

SPEAKER_00

So I grouped that in. So there's like six of us that have like back-to-back birthdays. So we had already planned Kiana's birthday. Yes. And it's a whole weekend we're doing little spa day. Yeah, spa day, girls' weekend with Jake.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. He's an honorary girl, so that's fine.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, he's he invited him. Yeah. So we're glad to have him. We're gonna do spa day, pool day, go get marks and tacos, and then we're gonna go dancing at a 2000s club. Banger night. And he said, I wanna go. Like, okay, best. He really is star girl, you know.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he is. And then I work at 12 a.m., so I have to stay home. So well, you're coming for the Sunday. That's fair, but I don't get any of the pool day or anything. Well, you said to do that. Yeah, because I didn't want to take away from Kiana's birthday. That's fair. I was like, I can't go, but you guys can go. That's true, that's true. Yeah. Anyway, so what's what's going on with your birthday?

SPEAKER_00

My birthday is after Keanu's birthday. And after doing all of my calendar for like the next month. month. There's no weekends for my birthday. So but that's okay. We could do my birthday in the middle of the week on a Wednesday because I refuse to ever work on my birthday. And so then we designed my plan today. So we're gonna get I think we're gonna go to Laughlin, Fort Mojave. I haven't decided. Like we'll see how the yeah. And get jet skis. I really wanted a boat, but we're going with jet skis. It's just more maybe. We'll it we're doing it. And then we're gonna go and ride up the river and we're gonna go have lunch or whatever on at either like Pirates Cove or Topak or Havasu if we can get that far. And then we're gonna come back and then we're gonna go to bingo at one of the casinos and then we're gonna go to the strip club. It's all my favorite things.

SPEAKER_03

Literally this is the birthday for like a 50 year old Puerto Rican Miami man. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

Like this is literally that's who I am obviously I am who I am. Wouldn't have it any other way.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Okay but don't just don't start growing chest hair like showing don't put that out there like that.

SPEAKER_02

You know, you gotta have a white linen shirt that's opened down to like here and it's like folded like your sh your shirt's folded over and it's just a full chest hair.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah yeah you know what's really funny is like okay so you know when I went to my uh the thing for Mother's Day and then uh you guys brought me my car. Yeah. And then so my sister was there and she we were taking like we took a ton of pictures that day because it was like all of us there and like with my mom and whatever. And then there's one where I'm like leaning up against like a post thing and then a couple days later she sends it to me with the rock pictures the ones that you always Nikki Nikki has continuously looked like the rock in like anytime she usually dresses like up like uh not not super fancy but like kind of like a upscale casual sort of thing.

SPEAKER_02

She's oh like I remember we were going to like our downtown here where there's like a whole bunch of bars. Okay. And she wore a black turtleneck bolt chain and had her like hair up in a bun like she has now with black pants she literally looked like the rock where he's like kind of like this and he has like the fanny pack and then he has a black turtleneck and chain.

SPEAKER_00

He look I was like I literally from that day I've always pretty much called you the rock you always looked like the rock and I'm not a I'm I'm okay he's a good little man it's okay yeah I did see him though in like live action of Moana and he looks crazy.

SPEAKER_02

Okay can I say something not just Moana but just how Disney has just that's all they're popping out now.

SPEAKER_00

It's just live action anymore.

SPEAKER_02

That's what I'm saying. They're just repurposing like they did the Snow White that did Stitch they did um like I don't mind I don't mind any of those movies. I love the animations but I'm like put something new out yeah put something new like I don't want to re-see all of these like I I agree I'm I'm right there with you like I haven't even seen I didn't watch Stitch the new ones like I I wasn't good I do kinda want to see that one because I like Stitch. I think it makes me so sad. But I'm like so little like a baby. And like Lion King too they did Lion King as also I'm like why are you guys just redoing all of the movies randomly throw some Beyoncé that's the only reason they did that so they can throw some Beyonce in there I don't know I didn't know anything about it.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't see that in there I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah whatever anyways anywho what else we got no also Nikki you're moving to you're moving soon.

SPEAKER_00

Oh I am we're doing a bagel move I am we're moving to Italy Italy when's the official move day August like tw I haven't like like settled on the official day. It's either like the 21st or the 22nd. Okay. Because I'm I'm doing like a family trip first so it makes like the dates oh yeah because you're going to you're going to like Pennsylvania or something like that and then you're flying from there to because I was already halfway there. Like I'm not buying two tickets you know it's like the fuck the fuck think smarter guys and don't worry we will continue the podcast right now.

SPEAKER_02

We'll figure it out whether that's we pre-record a whole bunch or me and Kiana will do it or something thereof. Or they just come to Italy.

SPEAKER_00

I know but it's not gonna work out that well for you or we'll do it online. That's how Gigly Squad does it but I'm saying I don't know if we'll be able to figure that out saying why not oh we're not as tech savvy we just barely figured out the mixture and we've had six months anyway we'll figure it out we'll be able to keep you in the pod okay what are you doing once you move to Italy though I don't know I'm doing what I want have you ever lived outside of the country before like uh out of the country like lived outside of the US no I've I've planned multiple times to live outside of the US but I've never actually lived out there. Are you are you really nervous? Are you excited?

SPEAKER_02

Um yes I am I think it's gonna kick in once you once it gets closer.

SPEAKER_00

That's fair. I mean I go through phases of being scared about it but it's more like how am I gonna communicate what I want but I mean I've been there twice already what do you mean communicate what you want like like on like everyday things where I'm like shit I'm gonna have to like fully communicate with people because in Italian oh I see what you're saying um but I'm going to a language school as soon as I get there for that reason.

SPEAKER_02

Are you still trying out for the like actual big school you wanted to go to and then like I'm still on the wait list for that.

SPEAKER_00

But I figure I can just keep trying you know and do it and then just test higher. Yeah and then I'll already be there. Yeah exactly so and there's other schools too but of course I'm like dug in that's the one I want yeah for sure it's also in Italy so you're like kind of win-win yeah but that's exciting though yeah it should be fun I gave my notice to my work that was kind of like officially we talked about it before but like I did it officially and then yeah like now I don't know what me and Keanu are gonna do I don't know either I don't know what I'm gonna do. But actually no you know what I made a plan for this let me tell you about it. So um so because when we were on our when I was on my trip I would always talk to Kiana at like 7 30 8 in the morning like Europe time and it was like 1030 the time here. So that was like our window of time where she was about to go to beddish and then I was starting my next day. Yeah but then but then I realized that you work through the nighttime which is during the day for me.

SPEAKER_02

So I can just call you anytime I want so you call me at like 2 a.m here and I'm like dude I'm not even awake I've been up for two hours but I'm not awake yet I'm a robot well I don't know how they're gonna answer my calls. Because I I really do honestly sometimes it gets fucking creepy up in this bitch alone and I'll call Q and I'm just like I don't want to be alone right now and I needed to actually talk to somebody and not just listen to a podcast or whatever I'm listening to. That's valid I would not be able to do that. No. There was I don't I don't know if I talked about this on the podcast yet but there was it was probably like a month ago now.

SPEAKER_00

Don't tell me anything scary while we're in this building. Okay. They fucking made me watch oh creepy as shit today. No no no I told them I didn't want to listen to it.

SPEAKER_02

It's the back rooms okay the back rooms a horror person. Because the the movie the movie came out like last week last week sometime they want me to go to it no I we're not saying you go to it me and Keon before you were trying to oh my lanta can you just chill for a fucking second hold on let me let me explain a fucking second you need to she gets too heated too quickly. Let me just explain explain for a second let me just explain for a second okay and I can give you an example of how you overreact too quickly okay so uh me and me and Kiana were excited we will we want to see this movie me and Kiana want to see this movie. Me and Kiana want to go see the movie The Back Rooms okay that is not how they framed it. Shut the fuck up I'm still talking okay okay No you're pissing me off sit over there just I'll fucking bite you go tell your fucking story then wait really quick are you actually no okay sorry we were sitting there and I was telling Nikki I was just telling Nikki about this what's happening.

SPEAKER_00

I think I saw I think me and Keanu were talking about going to see it and then I was like oh do you know the back rooms like the the the like whole conspiracy theory about it okay and if you don't know it's just it was back in like tw uh like what 2019 you said 2017 something like that 2019 okay 2019 this person put I like put up a on what was it Kane Parsons on 4chan 4chan he put up a a picture of of like a the plus f uh fluorescent fluorescent lighting yellow like faded yellow walls and like beige stained carpeting like just a picture of like a little hallway right and he then made a like 15 minute video of it and like you can obviously go look it up backrooms original whatever but they made a movie about it and we're I was trying to tell you about it I was like oh like let me just show you the video of what this is and you were like nope nope nope I don't like that I don't like that I don't like not like it because I could tell what it was you for one you didn't tell me it was creepy and then I saw under the little videos like the you you know YouTube says other videos and they were all fucking scary they were like weird head turns and like nope I don't fuck with that shit it's I don't like it and they know that and I didn't know that she did I just want to say this isn't like a jump scare these aren't jump scare things okay these aren't jump scare videos it's just like the eeriness like the creepy like you get like the chills up your spine and it's just like makes you uneasy it's not like something's popping out at you don't look at me like stop don't say anything don't say a word don't say a word okay so but anyways we're watch it's not supposed to be jump it's not jump scare it's just eerie it's creepy it's it's uncomfortable okay and so we're watching this thing and there's like this like it's like an entity I guess but this entity is walking around like it's just it's slow like that's the thing that's like following you like you just feel it on the back of your neck sort of thing right so this thing's following you and at one point a chair just slides across the thing so that's the only like jump scare.

SPEAKER_02

No no no no no no no that thing shows up randomly and then he's like coming towards you but he gets away he jumps into the ground and then he's on another level and then he crawls up a ladder and to the stupidest shit I've ever seen and it was so scary. But the fact is is that Nikki was literally like nope nope nope nope nope nope nope no no and I can't even get a word in for like 30 seconds and I'm like bitch just chill yeah we can talk about this I was having a great old time just watching moose moose traps or whatever moose moose master smoshed mouth whatever whatever smosh yeah I was having a great time doing that and then they put this shit on and I'm like what they put back on that and then I put it back and then we're gonna put that over it then I was over it nope and then I put it back on I put back on the moose moose master smosh for you what did you do you just went back on your phone and you're just like well because then I needed to look at some Bridgerton because you freaked me the fuck out.

SPEAKER_01

What was the smosh for what was smosh for well I did it both Nikki Nikki always don't even I'm fucking over you I'm I'm over you right now go to the next topic you actually brought up the next topic Smosh Smosh vibes because I've been I've been really what what'd you say?

SPEAKER_02

Vibes what'd you say oh vibes that we say um no we have our obsessions recently mine's been smosh like anything smosh their smosh games smosh reddit stories that's true they do um like they just do a little it's just a whole production company basically they do like a whole bunch of stuff it's pretty great it's pretty funny they got me hooked like I don't seek it out but like I watch it when you're watching it and I really like certain ones of it. Yeah I really like their smosh game ones they're super funny they're super like unhinged and crazy.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know the difference I like the moose one that's what that's what it is don't I like the Jeopardy I don't like the other game where they're it's like a trivia where they have to tell the wrong answers because I was getting the right answers.

SPEAKER_02

No so it was they have a whole bunch so they do they do like their smosh games they play board games okay and then they do like Bepardy which is their version of Jeopardy but they can't use that Jeopardy they have to call it something else but they play Beppardy and it's just like random they have to same concept you get points for the difficulty level whatever. And then there's like they have the s Reddit stories and stuff but um yeah but there's one that's the trivial pursuit in there's a specific video that um it's Shane topp and um Amanda Amanda on that show and Amanda's play I'll have to tell the other story about that. But um uh so but there but Amanda is playing her character Sarah Christ and then Shane is playing his character the chosen and like a Sarah Christ Sarah Christ is like this detective and she's like she's just like greasy and like uncle and like she just seems like she's seen some shit but she's like I don't know how to explain it but and then the chosen's like the uh virgin like I'm gonna save the world like kind of like close to like anime character like oh like you know but yeah the fedora the fedora guy yeah like a fedora guy but they're their own like versions of those things right and but the point of the uh the trivial pursuit is is to make the other person laugh it's like try not to laugh it's confusing but you're su but when you ask the question they play it normally but when they ask the question the other person is supposed to give an answer that sub makes the other person laugh if the person who asks the question laughs then they get the the person who made them laugh no I get it now I didn't get it at first and I was getting the right answers.

SPEAKER_00

I was getting pissed because I was right and they were wrong and it really pissed me off wait what was that other story about Amanda?

SPEAKER_02

Oh so today we were watching the Moose Master was it Moose Master? We were watching the Moose Master um it was their summer games they're they um I think it was this last year or something I can't remember but they're playing Moose Master and they're sitting in this like semicircle in a classroom it's like it's school themed um and they do a whole bunch of different things uh but this one they were playing Moose Master and Amanda was the detention teacher like supervisor person whatever she wasn't playing the game but she was like yeah referee facilitating it and um she is pregnant in these videos and uh Nikki was like is she like actually pregnant and I was like yeah and she was like you're she's married I'm like yeah she's been married for like a couple years now and they're like I think they just had their kid like within the last year or so I don't know anyways but then you were like to a man and I was like yeah to a man I couldn't hear any of that shit and then she's like but it's pride I'm like I don't know what you want me to do about that like I can't change her sexual orientation over that I don't want to hear about straight people at all during my and so I was like do you want me to just lie to you and tell you a fake ass story to make you happy so then I go I go okay yeah actually her and her wife are doing the IVF they got married a few years ago they actually met on Smosh and the her wife is one of the camera operators and they uh reenacted their their proposal on Smosh and did a whole video about it actually. And see now that's beautiful love I saw a TikTok today that said okay guys it's Pride Month all straight so must stay inside for the next 30 days exactly as it should me I saw the it was an older TikTok or like an I'm sure it was like a Vine video so it's like it was an older video but it was this guy it was this guy like he was playing a flamboyant gay guy in an office he was like alright move my time to make copies I'm gay it's Pride Month and he slams them off the printer and he just like slashes them off and then like puts his down and he's just standing there and then there was like another part of it I can't even remember the first part of it but it's super funny there's one part that goes not today hetero I think that's what it was exactly that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00

That's the energy I need from you all my I'm probably not gonna be able to give it to you to be honest.

SPEAKER_02

Look even Jake is giving it to us even Jake our straightest whitest guy friend is like gonna go have a girls date with us is gonna go dancing is gonna like partake in all of our partaking in drugs no to be fair Jake was gonna do it before it was Pride Month but it is because so everything that just happened it was planned during Pride Month because it's Pride Month no but with uh with the Smock I've been watching and listening to their uh Reddit stories oh yeah I've really been getting into Reddit stories okay okay and I think that they're so fucking funny they're so cra they're I think Reddit's one of the most unhinged places in the fucking world because isn't there other apps that like you've been on like what uh WhatsApp or WhatsApp's like a messaging is it okay I don't know Reddit is unhinged I've showed up porn like you're really showing your age right now me well I know I've never been on Reddit like I was never into Reddit I was never into whatever that is what what's WhatsApp or what's up what's up no no not what's that what's up is a is a fucking like international like messaging service yeah no I know I don't know I definitely it's like I think I know with MySpace it's like a more unhinged like way unhinged version of like Tumblr yeah never been on Tumblr that's crazy I've never been on any of these things I was also not someone like I would just watch my TV watch my movies I wasn't I had no friends I was even more of a reason why you like can why were you not on these?

SPEAKER_03

I was I was like Tumblr was past like past the time can you see when like Tumblr was popular?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah can you like when it like came out in like I would say like 20 I I started using Tumblr a lot in like 2012 2013 probably I was 11 or 3 12 during that time.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know it's a wild because like I also didn't get a phone till like I didn't have a computer like my mom had a computer but it was only for her like work. And then like I didn't get a phone till like sixth grade and even then it was it was like a like just a number pad and you had to like so that I know.

SPEAKER_03

So it was created in 2007 but it didn't uh kind of explode into popularity until 2011 to 2014.

SPEAKER_02

So I was I was 10 to 13 at the time. So I was like So like but at like I just wasn't I didn't I didn't have a I had a phone in sixth grade but it was it was like the not the sidekick not where you push it up but it's like where it flops open so I was like I just didn't have like access to it at all like it was just wasn't easy for me to get to wait Nikki what did you do on Tumblr?

SPEAKER_03

I had a blog you had a blog? Yeah kid is that still available to us no it's it's definitely gone damn that would have been so funny to bring back like you wrote on the blog like about you created like the little like images like text over image and I really wish we could have found that oh me too there was some really I wouldn't see you you were something else oh I know so I uh well I was also a Christian girl but that was like my hidden space was on Tumblr yeah Tumblr was always very private yeah also there was like a ton of porn on there so that was also a big part of it but I was making like Twilight edits and Twilight Pilot edits and like yeah that's hilarious and like keep calm girl this like you know keep it be strong and like those types of things over like a picture of like a girl in Converse Yeah don't look at me like that it was it was the time yeah okay I feel like I went through that like where we I like built things like and built websites and like I learned how to code like in for my streets what the fuck's you had to no but this is what I'm saying it's like you just pull shit out of your asshole sometimes I swear to god like what the fuck did it just be like that you know what I mean like that's just what you did that's just what you did this is just what you did and you you had to learn how to code to make your like page and stuff like do what you want. I had a MySpace for like I don't know maybe five or six months and then I was gone and it was sad I it was great it was really I had MySpace for years.

SPEAKER_02

You guys also have to you guys also have to remember that I was like a five under the age of 18 anything like more than a year is like two different worlds. So like I was 10 Kiana was 14 that's like so like um like a gigantic gap.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah no I know like is it's like you're just you're I'm still playing with fucking barking I lived a whole different life I lived a whole life in our 10 years.

SPEAKER_02

And then yeah you're fucking 11 years older than me I don't you were fucking slamming back shots by the time I could walk like a club and your business casual so that's like like you guys you guys make making fun of me for being so young and not knowing not making fun. I know this is all that was aggressive term. But I'm just saying like you guys are saying how crazy it is that I was never on those things. Okay but yes okay okay Tumblr yes but Reddit Reddit is a recent no no that's fair I just also was like I knew what Reddit was and I've like seen Reddit's stories on like TikTok and stuff and like but like I didn't really get into it until like I was I found it on Smash like Smash because it was just like that was like certain things just get you hooked on stuff. Right. And then that's when that's when you explore it.

SPEAKER_03

You just weren't a social media kid.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah like I literally I would just that all I did was TV and like the only time that I really got on social media was when TikTok came up. Like I wasn't on Facebook I wasn't on Instagram I wasn't on any of that stuff or like Tom whatever. Not even YouTube no not until I met you like the I'm within the last two years is like I've watched the most YouTube in my entire life. Like before I met you I hardly went on YouTube. I'm a YouTube girl I really I've a bit you upped their screen time now they're an iPad kid barely not you then they're literally looking on their iPad for work literally for my phone is the one recording this let me walk over there and stand behind the fucking camera while I read off the what I'm looking at.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah it's not like they're like on there you know like do do do do I'm just kidding you know what I mean like watching something or playing Candy Crush you know is that an old game did I just age myself?

SPEAKER_02

Damn Candy Crush Candy Crush Candy Crush is an older game but I also used to play it like I would play Candy Crush but that is an older person game I don't want to talk anymore I don't want to talk anymore you're like actually I don't need a microphone actually take this away um Reddit but Reddit but Reddit and I wanted to read a Reddit story I wanted to feel feel how they feel on screen I wanted to bring it into my own life I wanted to be the main character for a minute. But no some of those are so fun to like because I I was watching them on YouTube and I was like I'm gonna like I didn't realize it was on Spotify. Like I didn't realize it was like a podcast. Like they're smoshred stories. Oh I didn't know like I didn't realize it was a Spotify I thought it was just YouTube and then I found it found out it was on Spotify I was like I'm gonna just listen all of these again I don't care if I've listened to half of them but I'm just like I just love the reaction of people. That's fair. And then there's the uh two hot takes those that's really funny I love watching those on TikTok it's another it's one that literally just reads Reddit stories like there Well then maybe I do. I because I find like a cow and like I follow her. Yeah I don't know that's your I hear all the Reddit stories is it Morgan I think her name is Morgan I have no idea because Smosh reads some of her uh subreddit stuff but um but yeah so I picked out some okay now I'm gonna start with the one that you had more of a reaction to I picked out two now we might have pretty limited like discussion over literally literally I would have just read the title yeah like the so are you reading the whole story yeah I'm gonna read the whole story so I'm gonna read the tit like I'm gonna just go through the whole thing basically okay read some comments and like with the this one's concluded there's updates hold on I have a question what can I do commentary throughout this or do I have to sit and listen to the story first can you sit and listen to the story and then we'll talk about it once we get through the whole okay do you want you can commentary and you just stop reading when that happens. Okay. I love do commentary while I'm reading that's fine. Okay I have questions already okay what what what go ahead that was my question but I will have more so you don't have any more questions already okay got it um no um I because this we were I was throwing around the idea of doing these because I feel like with how temperamental Nikki is this bitch temperamental Nikki is this would be really funny and some of them I'm just like they're just so crazy okay and they're just and anyways out but we were when we were planning this episode out we had like a meeting and everything we were talking about it and I was like I was looking through like Reddit Reddit stories and stuff and I was just reading the titles I was just reading the titles and kid Nikki would be like the fuck or like that bitch and just it was just like so funny and I was like honestly that might just be an episode like part of our episode just read Reddit stories till we find one like read the titles it was just really funny. But I found this one. Are you ready to start? Sure. Okay you can comment whenever you want to comment I'll just stop stop reading and I I haven't heard the whole story I heard I haven't either I haven't even read it okay so we're gonna raw dogging it broad dogging this bitch real hard okay um but the the title that Kiana was like just do that one okay you're doing that one I was like alright um my husband my husband is spoiling the spicy scenes in my romance books by acting them out before I get to them fucking bitches I'm already pissed already pissed oh oh hold on my there's already two things wrong with that what's the two things wrong I didn't want to hear about straight people it's Pride Month two how dare anybody ruin your romance smut that's also this one might not be uh completely like this isn't like I'm the asshole this is just something that's happened this might not even be bad I'm gonna be real honest with you I mean I guess we'll see yeah I 32 female read a lot of romance novels good for you like four to five a month hell yeah girl not the super smuddy stuff more the Emily Henry type books with the illustrated cartoon covers enemies to lovers tropes that kind that kind of thing I love enemies to lovers my favorite and two and two months ago my husband of 11 years 38 male started acting a little different in the bedroom not too uh not bad different just occasionally there's this vibe like he's uh like he has something planned he'll have what I I can only describe as a themed night interesting okay we'll roleplay and I'll think okay that was fun and a little random and move on then if you do a few days later I'll be reading my book hit a spicy scene and then actually have to put my Kindle down because it's the same scene. Like the same vibe he got to it first?

SPEAKER_00

The same wait a minute hold on I'm losing my spot every time I look at you okay okay um I'm intrigued uh because the same scene like the same vibe the same moves occasionally almost the same setup it's already happened four times now four four that's how she said four all caps four okay okay I finally said something to my sister and she immediately started crying laughing which was not helpful she did good did he so wait is this happening he's doing this before the scene happened that before she got to it before she's reading that he's reading it or finding a dedicated man yeah yeah I thought I wasn't gonna like him keep going okay she thinks he she thinks he's reading ahead in my books and essentially performing the scenes on slash with me before I get to get there as some kind of prank.

SPEAKER_02

But here's what I can't figure out I read on my Kindle he'd have to get into my account figure out where I am in each book read ahead and then coordinate he's a big tech slash numbers guy so if he's doing this I guarantee there's a spreadsheet involved somewhere I'm honestly not even mad generally uh genuinely if uh this is what's happening I might be the most unhinged romantic gesture anyone has ever done for me but he is technically spoiling the books. Oh but is he technically spoiling the books? How do I tell him to stop spoiling the plot without actually telling him to stop being the most high effort partner I've ever had ooh okay okay I mean I mean maybe just tell him wait till I fucking get to that part in the book bro I'm just curious is he reading the book like I want to know like no he has to be reading the book because you need context.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah like that's built you know what I mean maybe he enjoys the books too that's what I'm like but I'm like that's what she's like she's saying how like she he would have to like get into her account or just know how to like where she's at easily well he could probably like because it sinks like my Kindle will sync to all of my different devices and it'll show you what's in your library so he probably could just go and buy the book if she's you know or if it's super library.

SPEAKER_02

Well because then he would have to because if he were to read ahead he would then have to go back to exactly what I don't think he would read like that would be crazy for him to read it on her account but he could easily get into it and see yeah the thing and then just pace her out you know and without messing up her thing.

SPEAKER_00

Honestly that's honestly some dedication yeah and I do want to see his spreadsheet damn who would who would have thought we would side with the are you sure that's a man it's not a lesbian because that's some shit sounds like a lesbian thing it does sound like a lesbian I would tell you it's just an ally can you just can you change the story for me ally god no come on no it's Pride month no Kiana okay um so my husband has been oh sorry no wait my wife my wife has been playing out the sexy scenes in my books that's so alright no some comments some comments your husband is living in 3023 while the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to remember anniversaries the spread thing the spreadsheet thing may absolutely absolutely has me dead this man is out here uh pro uh uh out here project managing your romance novels like it's the quarterly business review maybe just ask him to mix in some original content between the book uh recreations so you get some surprises yeah and like does she can she clock it that hey like this is the book that I'm reading well no the both because no I know so is it like if you're not actively couldn't like thinking but I mean yes maybe after the pattern you would be like oh this is like what's gonna happen in the book four to five of these spicy books a month. Hell yeah so it's happened four times in a row so she's read this happens in a month like once a week what'd you say she said she said she's kind of a slow reader what are you talking about how many books do you read in a month I read a lot of books in a month how many um give me a number well this well now we're on a new month in May I probably read like around like eight or so I have time now out of school yes do you read physical or are you listening to them? Ew or not ew I read them not physically I read them on my Kindle on my phone I haven't been on TikTok lately.

SPEAKER_03

Huh? But the microwave is too much RIT!

SPEAKER_02

What the f you're so inconsistent What do you mean? Oh my god don't even talk to me I'm over your fucking bullshit today spicy books at that oh that's true she's only reading mostly lesbian and spicy books oh I only am I refuse to read anything else all right update oh can you no please no because it's gonna confuse me no two days this is two days late this also happened in March this also happened in March of this year what'd you say nothing what did you say it's gonna confuse me I already have to fine okay fine I already have to stop and let you talk before I can continue reading okay if I stay quiet while you do it I'll make you a deal we'll try it out okay we'll try it out if I can't do that no update I want to start by saying thank you for all your comments I read them all I want to clarify that I absolutely love my wife and and am uh flooded by his effort uh by her effort on this with that being said I decided not to talk to her about it yet and mess with him back instead mess with him back instead. What I did instead was rush to finish my current book faster than usual left my Kindle open to an earlier chapter I had already read in case he uh she went to check where I was up to and and then made the spicy scene from that book happen in real life in real life last night initiated it and went all in Oscar worthy performance performance honestly if there's a spreadsheet tracking all of this and I definitely believe there is it's about to get a very confusing uh sorry uh it's about to get a very confusing entry we'll update when one of us cracks see now that's a real woman instead see okay that whole it felt like it felt like a conservative's least favorite like mad lips that's what that felt like she him they they I'm telling you it's art I loved it I didn't hear any of it oh my god mad lips and only pronoun that is somebody matching your freak honestly heart yeah um final update final update three days later do we think he has a spreadsheet I can't do it I'm sorry I can't do that I can't do the the changing the gender I'm sorry okay he did it one time I'll have to accept it I think he definitely has to he has to have like something I love that she like like redid it like she took she did it back to charge she took back to she she initiated that scene yeah yeah love it yeah okay do I have to start doing this or what do I have to start do you have to start what I didn't do reading ahead do I have do I have to find do I have to oh I see find the updates? No no do I have to read ahead in your books oh I'm just kidding no I'm just kidding I mean I would appreciate that final update three days later fair enough okay if you read the original post or my last update you'll know that my husband has been acting out my the spicy scenes for me from whatever romance novel I was reading before I even read them. A few days ago I set up a trap for him I read ahead and initiated a specific spicy scene with him from my current read before he could get to it. Nothing happened the next day which I thought was weird so I decided to escalate this time the bait was that I started to read It Happened One Summer by Tess Bailey. If you've read it you might understand why I chose this book. While we're adventurous there are certain things you don't usually do. Spicy Okay, she's talking ep a nice okay okay girl what you want out there okay okay all right um a couple of days ago we were eating lunch we were both working from home and he said fully serious if you really want to you can when I asked uh asked him what he what the hell he was talking about he finally broke um turns out you all were right he had access to my shared Kindle library and got the idea for a prank but once he did it a few times he really got invested um yeah he's going to stop spoiling my books but we did come up with uh with an array uh another arrangement also thanks to the comments here I'm going to give him a list of pre-approved spicy scenes and he'll choose in no specific order which he wants to sur uh which he wants to surprise me with uh yes yes there was a spreadsheet yes there was a spreadsheet uh chili pepper emojis for spicy levels uh column for notes uh needs wine links to spotify playlists etc um color coding his research color coding multiple tabs more organization than even I was expecting um it was it will be ongoing and is now shared so I can drop in my chili peppers and notes so they have a shared stretch sheet now good for you after all of this I showed him my original post and the update uh we listened to two hot takes uh together every week so he knew exactly what he was looking at at by the end of reading the comments we we were both crying laughing he doesn't have a Reddit account but he's offered to answer any questions or DM your man with tips on how to DM your man with tips how to be how to be this level of iconic. We'll respond to as many comments as we can 11 years I really should have seen this coming they've been married 11 years or been together at least 11 years. Nice you know what I want to say it this man ally ally ally um one of the comments says uh sounds like he's a freak in the sh uh the spreadsheets and the bed sheets lol I showed him this and he said he feels seen nice yeah but yeah wow so at least it all ended good they share they share a spreadsheet now yeah they share a spreadsheet yeah I love how it's the icon uh emojis of chili peppers to see how spicy that's like in book talk where they do the spicy I didn't know that that's really funny that's funny honestly hilarious yeah really funny that that her main thing was like he spoiled her book yeah she he's bringing stuff into the bedroom without even like talking to her but just no spoilers bro just spoiled it like what the fuck bitch but yeah yeah I'm just thinking I'm like well yeah there's just you have to say like yeah yeah honestly yeah prank turned into a a weekly thing now apparently yeah you guys share it well I think that's it for today yeah that was a honestly a pretty long episode it was you're well we've been talking forever maybe but thanks again for tuning in um like subscribe comment share uh all the things all of the things uh soapbox at soapbox uh underscore shit show I remembered pretty great yeah um Kiana you can find where you you want to link yourself oh man um you can find me uh Kiana Lee Music uh K-E-I-A-N-A L E I G H music um on social music uh she is the uh she's part of the band Wild Silence that I always promote also you can find them at uh of uh Wild Silence official on all platforms. They're on Spotify, Apple Music all the things you can find them anywhere.

SPEAKER_03

We do have a new album coming out in the end of July so be on the lookout for that. Yes. Thank you guys. Bye. Bye. See you next time