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Galactic Vatos Return of The Graibush #24

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We got ourselves a super special guest on this Stoogee Boys episode!! The one and only Grai Bush! Before the boys decided to start their own Pod, Mr. Grai Bush, aka our uncle Karlos, gave us an opportunity to get our feet wet to see if we actually had some potential! Take a peep as we reminisce about our first podcast Galactic Vatos, Marvel Movie rankings, stories of our adolescence, streaming video games and our newly commitment to the gym!

SPEAKER_09

Good morning. The following program is a collection of Google brothers talking about happenings in the sports entertainment world. This program is meant to be comedic and formative, but the opinions expressed on the show do not reflect the beliefs of their peers. There may be some foul language used throughout this episode. If you are not of adult age or mature enough to know that we're just joking, please seek permission before watching any further.

SPEAKER_06

It sounds like you're low a little bit, but it does sound like a low.

SPEAKER_04

What's how about how about can I tell Steve Cruiser? Can I uh That was a good one? Can I tell Steve Cruiser? We're gonna make fun of everyone, just so you guys know. Yeah. Well there you have it, man. From UFC fights to football, all kinds of sports. I'm just throwing shit out. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna start my own podcast. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

It's gonna be a podcast within the podcast. We're rocking flock.

unknown

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Ru rocking flock in the tongue.

SPEAKER_04

What's up, guys? What's up? What's going on? What's up, what's up? How's everybody doing today? We're alright, dude. Pretty good. It's a good Sunday.

SPEAKER_02

I got up early as shit.

SPEAKER_04

What's up, what's up?

SPEAKER_03

Um, so we're definitely here. This is your boys. Tone, Rube, Flock, and of course the bear.

unknown

What the fruck is up?

SPEAKER_04

How are you doing over there, Lee? I like your outfit. Your outfit looks fierce. You look kion. You look kion. Kion. You look kion. You look real kion. The bear looks weird in the background. Does it? I can't see the bear. I can only see the bear. I see the bee. The actual bear. I can just see the bear. Oh, there we go. I can't see the advertising of the bear. I can only see the actual bear. There we go.

SPEAKER_02

What's up, there we go. That's good. Hey, welcome to another episode of the Studio Boys Podcast. We're back.

SPEAKER_04

And we got a special guest in the building today. Give it up for our Theo slash cousin. Hey K Mr Mr. Grey Bud. Grey Bud in the fucking building, dude. Dude. Welcome. We are one man short from how we started. Yeah. Our little startup. Our little startup, dude. Yeah. Remember how we did it, dude? Remember how we did it back in the day, dude? There's no videos involved. There was no video. It was just sound. I liked it. Just how we liked it, dude. We liked it. Nobody could see us. No one could see us. Now everyone can see us. We're super exposed now. Camera presence. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Now we have to like we have to like make sure the fit is cool. Like do I look fat in this? Yes.

SPEAKER_04

I'm wearing two different socks on right now. And I don't care, dude. Look at this. And this is a girl sock, I think.

SPEAKER_07

All of us are wearing black t-shirts.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah, man. I felt like a black t-shirt. I feel like it's only right. Yeah. Yeah. I still manage to like stretch it still just to make sure. Just to make sure. No, it's not showing. I'm not fat. I'm not fat. I'm not fat at all. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

That's just my shadow, dude.

SPEAKER_04

That's not in my gut, dude. That's just shadow. Well, dude, we're we're here and it's it's a great pod. It's not a special pod, it's a regular pod. Because Anthony doesn't like when I say special pod. So we're like that's okay. But it's cool. It's just a pod. How about that, dude? That's what we're doing. With a special guest. With a special guest. It's not a special pod, it's just a special guest. Special special edition. Special edition. Special edition pod. Yeah. Special editions require special intro. Oh, this is what that was. That's good, dude. Alvin is definitely a part of it in the beginning. Yeah. Like, can we just talk about that itch of just for a second, dude? Dude, I played it. I fucking played it and I I'm not gonna lie, dude. I got a little emotional because I was like, dude, I haven't heard this in so long. Yeah, dude. It's been such a long time, dude. You know how important you were to starting this podcast? Yeah. Do you have any idea how important you were? Well, like helping us do this for ourselves.

SPEAKER_07

When you guys told me that you guys were gonna like start your podcast, or when I saw it announced, I was like, all right, cool. Like it felt like the when we did uh Galactic Vatos, it felt like it was like uh like like a way for you guys to practice. Yes, correct. Yeah you know, and I mean we had fun on it. Um I mean originally the podcast was gonna be about uh Star Wars, yeah, yeah. And um slowly it evolved uh with time and it became more like um the boys teaching me things. Uh yeah, you know, like for example, yeah. Yeah, you know, why like football fandom versus like like like people who were like comic book nerds and yeah or Star Wars nerds, and so um and then it changed into like beer reviews. We used to do a lot of brief reviews and drinking beers, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Back when I when I wasn't sober, dude. I miss it so much, dude. Dude, do you were we the ones that set you off in your beer drinking journey?

SPEAKER_07

I think so because I I ended up even buying a magazine. No way, but yeah, it was a magazine um that taught you um the science of beer. Oh, okay. And so like I was writing notes and shit, like you know, that there's a like um there's a scale on bitterness. Uh um and so like depending on that that scale, depending it's like the bitterness of the beer. Yeah. Um also like how they're fermented, uh, just you know, I got into it, like all the science behind it.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, so good and tasty.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, absolutely, dude. It was great, man. Those pods were amazing. We had fun, man. Yeah, I don't drink much, so the little sips of the testers got me fucked up.

SPEAKER_07

I don't drink at all. Oh before the before we saw the seat. Um that's great. You know, because I have epilepsy, yeah. I I don't I don't drink. I mean, even like since then I haven't drank since since the very last pod that we did. Oh, all right. Um, I don't yeah, because even before that the the beer reviews that we got into, yeah. I mean, I was only drinking maybe one one alcoholic beverage a year.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, dang. And that was like on special occasions, yeah, just a rarity, huh?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. And so, like, you don't drink beer every fucking week. That's true, huh?

SPEAKER_04

We were we we got him into it, so he was doing little a couple cases every now and then. Just to buy them by bears, bad influences, and I was like, Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07

Well, I mean, when I went to Hawaii, yeah, um, when we went up to when we went to Hawaii, I was going to like looking for um you know breweries out there. Yeah. And I went to two breweries and I ended up bringing back uh oh a couple, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

That's right. That was tight.

SPEAKER_07

I was all like oh dude, I was so scared, like they were gonna fucking like spill it. No, they're gonna spill it the fucking plane. Yeah, I didn't want them to make sure. So they were all wrapped up in my my clean calzones. That's right. We drank his skid marks.

SPEAKER_04

No wonder it tastes a little tangy, huh? It's a bit nutty. A bit nutty. The last time you drank was the last time we potted, probably. Yeah, wow. That's true because well, I mean, sometimes you know, you just don't drink. Look at me, I've been sober the whole time. Well, what have we been teaching you? Yes. Right. Growth. Well, it's like uh expansion.

SPEAKER_07

You know what's funny? Because if I know that that that that Anthony is not not drinking right now, because if if he were drinking, then I would have I would have gone in. Don't worry, I got you, I got you. You're a good seat. I would have gotten the Ryan Rybier.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yeah, those were bombed.

SPEAKER_07

That's what I was thinking about bringing, but when you you guys were saying that you guys are sober or whatever. Dude, that's so funny.

SPEAKER_05

Because I brought it up today.

SPEAKER_04

This guy, so yeah, I'm still cool.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I brought it up today too, because of the fact that we did used to do that. I would have probably grabbed a couple NAs, like different ones, or like just one or two. And then to yeah, and then just to just like here, here's mine.

SPEAKER_04

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I brought it up, but I I didn't I wasn't sure if you were gonna drink or not. So I was like, oh I'll just forget it.

SPEAKER_07

No, um, yeah, I wanted to bring the Ryan Bryce because I think that one was the the nicest one that we did. If you guys don't know, uh it was called uh what was it called? Something Boulevard um Boulevard Brewing Company. And then they have these uh these beers that they ferment in uh whiskey barrels, oh yeah, urban barrels, and yeah, and so we tried those out, they were very boozy, yeah. And I mean, I think the whiskey one was like um 14 proof, 14 proof. That was pretty high, it was the highest one. Yeah, and I mean after a few of them were kind of fucked up already.

SPEAKER_04

I think after like the one, after one, you could taste it like that. Very boozy, but the ride on rye was very uh smooth. Yeah, how many ounces was those little cups? Because you had the yeah, those little cups. We were shocked that over the the ones we got from the brew walk, or was it the other ones? Or did you have some? No, I bought some. You bought some, right?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, they were um, I don't know, I think like two or three ounces, two or three ounces. Like there were oh that's right. The brew walks we drank.

SPEAKER_04

We we did like maybe two rounds of that one because it was really good. We couldn't just have it once, you know.

SPEAKER_03

We drank over at uh Alina's church where she went to school. Yeah, that's where it was. St. Linus. St. Linus, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

They had it there, they had beer at a church.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's it they had the whole field, and then it was like a it was like a whole ass brewery thing.

SPEAKER_05

Like they had a bunch of different brewery spots, yeah, and then like they just set up tents, and then they're like, here, try you pay like we paid like a like a entry fee. I forgot how much it was like 20 bucks, maybe 25.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and then they give you a little a little glass, the ones that we brought. Yeah, and then we were just testing beers out for free. It was super cool. It was tight.

SPEAKER_07

The fun one was when we went to that um that brewing or that brewery brewery in uh Anaheim. Yeah, Anaheim or Bunna Park where they had the uh ninja turtle.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, brewery X, brewery X, brewery X, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we still have our cups, yeah. We got our glasses, we still got our glasses. You still got yours? Yeah, yeah, that was cool.

SPEAKER_07

Allie still has her um that that uh I don't know if it was the last Ronin or if it was the Leonardo.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah, there was like a portrait. Yeah, the guy was painting. Oh, you've yeah, that's right. It was awesome. That was a fun time. We had some good times, eh? Yeah, we had some good times. We had some great times, dude. But yeah, so again, thank you. Uh without you, uh this wouldn't have been. I think I think without that, you know, without that experience, we probably would have never gotten like used to it.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, and then like you notice how like the first pod that we did, we're like, it was just natural. Yeah, you know what I mean? And I think without your help with that or your push, we probably would have never been able to like be comfortable with it.

SPEAKER_07

And it and you know what it helped me too, um being able to stream because I was streaming. Oh, yeah. Dude, he's streaming, dude. Yeah, I mean, the even the sound bites that we used to have quite on there. Yeah, it was even um La Patrona and my wife, and I had her own too, but that one died out as well. Um but uh I think being able to like, and I almost remember too, like like Ruben telling me you gotta make sure the mic is like make sure it's really close to your mouth. Yeah, you know, you gotta talk about it.

SPEAKER_06

Remember when we were first started, Ruben like was literally like right here, like literally sucking on it and shit.

SPEAKER_03

I still do it.

SPEAKER_07

And so like, bro, you don't need to be that close, man. The other the other thing that kind of helped was um the camera presence when you're streaming, yeah. Um, but it you know, I had a good run doing it, it was really cool. Um, I made like a few bucks, but this the thing with TikTok, you have to be part of the creators fund to be able to withdraw that money.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_07

So I had made like 40 bucks on people just watching me play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, best game in the world. Nice. I had like 40 bucks, dude. And so like it was like saying get PayPal so you can exchange it. Uh-huh. So I'm like, all right, cool. It's like $40 I didn't have, right? Yeah, yeah. So uh I exchanged it, but it exchanged for coins. And so I'm like, uh, so I got like $40 worth of coins. And so I'm like, what the fuck? So like I can't do anything with it. I can't even go into the TikTok shop to what a loser! Right. It's like you can't use them in the TikTok shop to buy some shit. So I'm like gifting my coin, my money, my 40 bucks that I made to other other people.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, nice. What the fuck is going on here? That's crazy, dude. That's absolutely bonkers.

SPEAKER_07

I stopped though because I was streaming good three to four hours a day. No way. Damn, dude. And yeah, I was streaming four hours a day. I was also like going to work early in the morning working with the kids. And then I started like like I stopped because I had a follower get on nuts, Tommy, dude. No way. Yeah, it was crazy because I got had to get um like like we would like everybody like like I had like followers that were really solid, you know. Yeah. I would like like we would message it and stuff, right? And this guy had like like kids and and so we were like talking about work and shit. Yeah. And so what'd they call it? I had like an emergency uh surgery and uh on Christmas Eve. Yeah, yeah. And so um you know, I posted a picture of like the hospital food, like it was like a little fucking Christmas cookie and shit. Yeah, and so he wanted to know what happened. So I'm like, dude, like I don't want to fucking tell you what happened, yeah. And so I'm like, oh just you know, it was a bit like minor, it was an emergency, but it wasn't that that crazy, yeah. Right. I just needed to get it out. Yeah, yeah. And so um, you know, the dude went nuts, dude. No way. He went and looked up, like I just said, I had you know an abscess.

SPEAKER_05

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_07

And then he went to Chat GBT, and then he's he called me a uh, you know, uh homophobic slur. Oh no way. Yeah, then he called me a frijolero. Oh, no way. But the other way, you know, like the bee. Oh, nice, you know, a bee. We got a free ho.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's crazy. We got a cousin that calls us that all the time.

SPEAKER_07

And then he uh he ended up saying that um, you know, like uh something about uh ice. Um, you know, I hope ice comes and gets you.

SPEAKER_05

What the hell?

SPEAKER_07

And then it's weird because see, I was also like getting ready to start another podcast with with with my wife.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

And uh I was promoting the the old one, the uh Gen X Rewinder Fast Forward. Yeah, yeah. And so in there I had my own. You just had to do that, didn't you? Right. And and so in the on that podcast, I didn't go by Grey Bush.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, you went by your actual name. My actual name.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, and then um I even I know I even made it to like would say like, well, you know, it's you don't get Carlos is a very generic name, but not how I spell mine. Yeah. And so I even said like how my name is spelled. And I think we even said that we we were like live and like we were from Bellflower or we're from whatever. Yeah. So this guy, like it's just weird because uh shortly after this, we find out that one of the neighbors got picked up by ice because ice was on our street. Oh shit, this is some skirmish that's crazy. Exactly. Oh, that's it, dude.

SPEAKER_06

You got spooked uh fuck that.

SPEAKER_07

So I like blocked, I blocked him. Yeah, dude. Figured you out, dude. Wow, dude. I blocked the dude. I blocked him, and then I just kind of put out a video, like, and I was about to finish the game. Yeah, that's the thing, and it was the first time. So if you guys haven't played Red Dead Redemption 2, yes, uh, when you play that game, there's an honor level. Yeah, yeah. So you can go either low honor and just be this fucking like piece of shit. Peace of shit asshole. Okay, you know, like like murking everybody, yeah, you know, or you can do the honorable way, right? Uh-huh. And so when you come to the ending, there's two options to how to like either you you go and you help one of the other gang members escape, or you go back for the money.

SPEAKER_05

Oh shit, okay.

SPEAKER_07

And then and then based on your honor level, you get a different ending. So even though there's two choices, there's four different endings.

SPEAKER_05

Oh shit, okay. Whoa. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I I can never get myself to to be a bad guy.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

You know what I mean? Like I can't you're a pussy. Again, you are what you eat. So uh, you know, I can't be a dick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't eat that. Yeah. Surprise, motherfucker. But um, yeah, it was the first time I was gonna finish shit, you know, on low honor. Yeah. And uh I stopped. Damn. I stopped because it spooked you. It spooked me. That that spooked me, but at the same time, um, what what really got me was like I started noticing like I can hear you know and the girls watching TV in the room, and I'm over here like playing 24 hours.

SPEAKER_06

Just going ham.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, like and then I mean I'm coming day and night. But see, I also had really good um like like streaming presence where I was actually interacting with uh with everybody on that chat and I was holding like I was going back and forth either talking in Spanish and in English all the time. So I was like going back and forth and having different conversations with different people in the live for four hours.

SPEAKER_05

Oh shit. Yeah. So you're like legit just fucking having a good ass time and then like playing, but then at the same time I can hear my family having a good time.

SPEAKER_06

Oh you're missing that. Yeah, you're missing that. So I'm just like going on here.

SPEAKER_07

So I I you know it just took up too much of family time, and then that weird shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, you know, but that's why I play in the living room. Yeah, dude, the living room is our domain. Domain. That's like our domain, and then even the bears like gets pissed off at times because she's like, You guys are always right here. Guys are always in the living room. Go to your room sometimes. Yeah, what's your problem? Just freaking whack speak for your party. There it is. Party on, yeah. Well, regardless of all this stuff, we came from where we came from because of you. Thank you for uh kicking us off in the right direction for giving us the balls to do this. The cojones, the cojones, some would say huevos, the George Cojones, George Cojones, we and and we salute you, man.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, I um I think we all helped each other though. Yeah, absolutely. I think we all needed it to to do it because like I said, if if I wouldn't have had done the podcast, I wouldn't have had the skills to be able to be comfortable enough to be on the mic and talking to people. Yeah, and then um the camera thing, it just you know, I had to get over like no one likes the way they look. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Oh that's true.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we got a deal. The camera adds 20 pounds. Yeah, so you know, like I got caught, got comfortable with it.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, and I mean would I go back to to doing the streaming? Probably, but not right now.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, took a break. Take your time, dude. Yeah, take your time on all that stuff, man.

SPEAKER_07

But I mean, I hit a thousand followers, I had like a a goal.

SPEAKER_04

Oh nice.

SPEAKER_07

And I hit a thousand followers when I hit it, I hit it live. Oh, sick. Yeah, dude, I was like, one more, one more. That's tight. I got the I got my my my thousand followers and then I had like I think I stopped bat. I wanna say eleven eleven hundred?

SPEAKER_08

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07

Damn. I'm sure I would have gotten more. I I'm sure I would have made it to the 10 yeah had I kept going.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean it was only one way, right? And then you're you're like doing more stuff the more you play and then like the more interactive you get.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, because I was talking to the and then this is the way the way TikTok works, right? Yeah. TikTok is better at streaming because you're you're swiping it. Yeah. And so you get more um exposure versus doing it on YouTube. Yeah. Um or or or kick or or uh Twitch. Yeah. Um and so you get more exposure, and then that's why a lot of them get like Streamlabs, um, and they pay for Streamlabs, and they're able to add their their Twitch, their their kick account, and their YouTube account. Um but I was just like on TikTok. Even then you still had to like apply to be able to stream.

SPEAKER_01

Oh that's crazy. That's how they get you.

SPEAKER_07

Show one calls you and is like Is there an interview and everything? I had to upload pictures of my of my kick account and show that I was actually a streamer. Oh, that you're an actual person? Yeah, even though I didn't have any followers on kicks. It's just showing that I was using it for for gaming.

SPEAKER_04

Did you wear a suit? No, right? My LinkedIn page. Who the fuck are you? Yeah, that's great, dude. That works out. But yeah, do you in a suit holding a cup of coffee? A Batman mug. What's a Batman mug? You're like, cheers. Like this.

SPEAKER_07

Well, and then I ended up just like my mu I just ended up growing my mustache, which was part of like my personality. My mustache started growing because like I had it where Arthur Morgan, the main character, yeah. If you don't shave him, you can do different styles with his like facial hair. Oh, no way. So he had I had him had the handlebone mustache. So I'm like, fuck it, I'm just gonna grow mine too.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we'll be together. Yeah, that's tight, dude. That's pretty awesome, dude. Yeah, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_03

But yeah, dude, it's been a while from uh Galactic Vocals to where we are now, the Stooge Boys, uh drinking bears, learning about bears, um figuring it out. Uh but but definitely uh it goes way back, you know, because out of our childhood growing up, right, it was always our uncle slash cousin. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Who would you like to be called, an uncle or a cousin?

SPEAKER_07

I always called you guys my nephews because I always thought like your mom was more of an older sister than a cousin. Yeah. Um and your mom used to give me a hard time, but also also she used to give me chances, like um like I I was uh a drug addict, yeah, you know, when I was younger. And um, you know, once I I kicked it and I was when I was clean, yeah, I was depressed, I didn't have like I wasn't working. And so your mom was like, you know, like hit me up and like, I know you're not working, but you know, I'll pay you to watch the boys. So I'm like, yeah. And then like your mom was always like like she would help me out, and then like she would also like give me good advice and stuff. Yeah. I always thought of her not so much of a cousin, more of an older sister. Yeah, yeah. And so that's why I call you guys my nephew.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, nice, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Storytime. That's a pretty nice little story. All right, I respect it. I thought he just wanted to uh hang out with it. I just uh you know that that was his punishment. I would accept the nephew, bro. I will accept nephew as well.

SPEAKER_03

No, I I I've got I've grown accustomed to calling you my Theo, so yeah. I I've I've I've always you know like that's how it always is. That's how it always is, right?

SPEAKER_07

And it's funny because whenever I would go on live and people would see my like, or I would go into somebody else's live and and like chat with them about the game and give them tips. They're like grandbush, and then they would start laughing, and I was like, my nephews gave me that nickname. They're like, You're a nephew. I'm like, oh they're they're they're we are of age, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Shit. Well, first of all, okay.

SPEAKER_03

But yeah, man, uh we've been doing this for a long time. But yes, he used to watch us when we were kids. Um not only that, he used to take us out.

SPEAKER_04

He used to take uh Alvin and Alan and uh our brother Chris Chris, yeah, and his older brother used to go out and he brought us some pictures. Yeah, he brought some pictures. You guys want to see him? Yeah, you guys want to see him? Okay, here's here's one. Here's the back of the left speaker. Alina, how does that look? Does that look pretty good? Looks horrible. Looks horrible. But it looks good. Check that one out. That one looks good. Okay, yeah, that one's pretty good. See that? Yeah, you guys see that. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_08

Pass it around.

SPEAKER_04

Pass it around. Uh-uh. Then you got the these guys. I see those pictures already, too. You see that one? I think Alina wants to see that. Pass them pass them to Alina so Alina can see them. Alina wants to see these pictures. Yeah, she loves pictures. And and though for those of you who are who are listening uh and not watching the pod, we are actually displaying. We are displaying these pictures on uh oh yeah right now. We will be just the first yeah, that's the first year that you guys that you took that uh everyone. I didn't go that first year. Yeah, this is I think that's the picture.

SPEAKER_07

This is when the Ed Norton hoped uh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, all right, yeah, yeah. Wow, that's pretty cool. I forgot what year it was. But yeah, we had our cousins in there. It was a lot of fun having these guys over there, and I got these other other uh pictures here. Well, I didn't see those. These are good, these are good. Let me pass them this way. Hold on. Before I show you this one, I just want to know. Was this the mom? Was this the mom that said that's her, can you watch my kids? Or was this way before?

SPEAKER_01

It was way before. So before us, way before you, yeah. Oh check that out.

SPEAKER_04

Dang, check out mom, dude.

SPEAKER_07

Hot piece of ace.

SPEAKER_04

Actually, it might it might be before you meet me before me? Yeah, took out those mom jeans, dude. She knew already, dude. Let's see. Look at her hair. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, because that's me. That's me in the in the bottom.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, the bottom left, yeah. Yeah, this is uh shades on futuristic shades. I think is that your sister on the right side? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Oh I think you were already born, or you're you're not that far away from that.

SPEAKER_04

I can see her hair. Yeah, it's definitely your hair. Yeah, that's tight. Yeah, we're passing around this pitch.

SPEAKER_03

We have a we have a picture on the on the show show Alina that one. That's a pretty good one. But yeah, that's that's your mom. Does it look like Alina? A little bit.

SPEAKER_04

A little bit. Yeah, it could be a little bit. My hips for sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Can they see it?

SPEAKER_04

Kind of. Well, yeah, they they already saw it, so good. We're gonna display them later. We're gonna display them. We're gonna have to do that. We'll have to do that. Frickin' moron. We have technology now, Alina. We don't have to do all that stuff. It's called AI. Look it up. Look it up, you had. Uh I'm gonna show you right now. And this is a picture that looks that I don't know. I I just I just felt like I show it, you know, because it looks pretty good. Check this one out. Oh, that's him and Rock. That's Raka. That's Alvin. Nice. I have a feeling Alvin's your favorite, dude. Alvin is a lot of people's favorites. I was on the phone. Alvin's my favorite.

SPEAKER_07

I was on the phone and um show Alina that one.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I was watching Alvin. Yeah. And uh he he I think he started crying, and and my sister brought him over and sat him down. You're a pussy. That's why he looks like he's scared. And so uh I I don't know who was on I was on the phone either with a friend or a girl. But um, yeah, I mean, in that picture I was weighing like 145.

SPEAKER_05

Damn, all swole.

SPEAKER_07

I think it was on the I was on the wrestling team. Oh shit. Sexy ass fool now for like a little bit because I was a drug addict. They wanted to keep me on the team. Damn it!

SPEAKER_04

You're all wired and shit. Come on, honestly.

SPEAKER_07

I went in there once like that, dude.

SPEAKER_04

No way, and uh undefeated.

SPEAKER_07

The road started spinning, dude. Oh shit. So uh yeah, because they keep it hot inside the uh the wrestling room. Um, but I only went to like one match and I won one and I lost one.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, alright. One and one.

SPEAKER_07

One in one. Not bad. That's 500. Well, actually, I lost I lost two, but the one that I lost was because a guy sucker punched me. Oh no way. Yeah, the guy sucker punched me, and I wanted to fight the guy and the fucking rep for not seeing it. Wow. Yeah, I got time, guys. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That was a good one.

SPEAKER_07

The second loss that I that I man, dude, this guy was walking around with these like heavy sweats. Yeah, and like he would walk around like this, and like me and my like the other guys on the team were like laughing at the dude. Literally, like, yeah. And what's that kid, that guy's name, uh Sam Shulik, or is uh like the the bodybuilder?

SPEAKER_05

Oh I don't know who it is.

SPEAKER_04

Sammy Sweetheart. No, the fucking the curly haired guy, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew you talked about that.

SPEAKER_07

See how he walks around with those big old sweats?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Oh, I know what you're talking about now.

SPEAKER_07

Well, just think of that guy. And that's when I wrestled because the dude took off his sweats. I went, oh shit. When he took off the bottoms, I saw his fucking blocks. Yeah. Oh, damn. That dude weighed 145 in muscle, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Jeez, he was thick AF, dude. Time coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific.

SPEAKER_07

Even his lacks were were out. Yeah. That's why he was walking around like two.

SPEAKER_04

Shit. I thought he had a shit or something, dude.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I mean like a ragdoll. I just gave up. Like trying not to escape anymore.

SPEAKER_06

You win. You win, dude. You win, dude.

SPEAKER_07

So I fucking just like out. Just take me. Take me. Take me fucking.

SPEAKER_04

There's no way. That's crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Exactly.

SPEAKER_06

That's funny.

SPEAKER_04

No, dude, but uh, but yeah, dude, those are those are crazy times, dude. This right here, this is interesting because not many people have photos anymore like this. Yeah. Physical photos. It's all it's all on people's phones and shit.

SPEAKER_07

No, they're on album. Yeah, these are on albums. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Back when there was albums, dude. But yeah, dude, those are those are good times, eh?

SPEAKER_05

We have a picture of uh our parents on the fridge.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, really? And it's before when they're pretending each other, dude. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_06

A year before me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And I have only pretended for two years, dude.

SPEAKER_07

You're a pussy. I have a picture of your mom saving me mid-drowning. Oh, no way. No way. My dad doesn't know how to swim, so the first thing he did was to take out a camera and a picture of your mom saving me. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

You have that picture?

SPEAKER_07

I do. I I I I I was mainly looking for these. Oh weird, yeah. Um, and I just came across this one with your with your mom in it. Oh, nice. Um, but it was funny because like like with your mom, it was so funny, dude. Once me and my older sister, yeah, we were go when your parents when your grandparents lived in uh San Pedro. Oh, okay. And they lived in Pedro, yeah, uh, we were over there to visit, and your mom took me and my older sister to a chicken place. Oh, okay. And so we went to this chicken place and uh she went there to go buy some food. And uh I think the combo came with the drink and they held up the cup from far away. Yeah, so to her it looked big far away. So when they got brought it, she didn't wish it was a fucking small drink, yeah. And so she was pissed, and she's like, nah, give my money back, yeah. You know, you told me this was a bigger cup, and I don't know what it was, but I mean I think I was like five. Uh-huh. But I remember this so much because your mom got so pissed at that lady that she grabbed that cup of soda and fucking threw it at them. Come on! Yeah, dude. She fucking threw it at them and she threw it so hard that it hit the lady and then it bounced and it like ricocheted, and she got the other workers in the back. No way, and your mom goes, let's go fucking run. We ran away, and then they came out with mops and shit. And she's like, do this, people do this.

SPEAKER_06

Fuck you, fuck you, fucking crazy. Mama's gangster, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Gangster, she don't play, she didn't play. She's still gangster, dude. That's like wild, bro.

SPEAKER_07

That's like the poor memory of my of your mom. And then like uh when I was 15, she she patted me down before getting into the limo for my sister's uh Kingston. Yeah, that's the No way, yeah. They had it, they called it something else because she did it when she was 18. But your mom was like, because I was already like playing to to hotbox the limo. Oh shit. So your mom came over and started fucking you down, patting me down and shit, dude. She goes, No, we're not gonna have any of that. I'm like I'm like, give him up.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, no way. Uh let me confiscate this. It's the law, dude.

SPEAKER_07

Are you crazy? She's all rolling one and shit. She rolled it later, smoked it. I don't know what she did with them. But yeah, she made sure I was I was clean that that day. That day? Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, that was funny, dude. Like she ruins everything. Well, she's like I said, dude, like I always thought you're of your mom as as an older sister because the first time I moved out, yeah, um, when I first moved out to Arizona, your mom straight up told me. Yeah, like, why are you packing all your stuff? You know you're gonna come back to your mom. And so yeah, it was it sucked. I was like, man, fuck you. But at the same time, your mom didn't sugarcoat it, so if that's what your mom thought, yeah, then that's what the whole family thought.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_07

And so I wanted to prove everybody wrong. Yeah, yeah. And so you know, I made sure I never came back, came back to live with my mom and you know, yeah. So I mean, still I was married already, so it's different. I wasn't like a bachelor, yeah, yeah. And so when we came back, we lived with my mom for like a year to get our feet feed up, yeah. Yeah, and then we moved out. But your mom has always been very like straightforward, and that's that's one of the reasons why I made sure when I went out there that I'm like, fuck that. I'm gonna prove them wrong. Yeah, yeah. And so like I got my first car, I ended up getting my own apartment. But that's all because your mom's words, yeah. Yeah, stuck to you, huh? Yeah, dude, because I'm like like so. At first it took it like, man, fuck this shit, man. Yeah, yeah. But at the same time, I'm like, well, if that's the way you know Lorraine thinks, then that's the way everybody thinks of me. Uh-huh. And I want to prove everybody wrong. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And so, yeah, I just make sure, you know, I was out there fucking making sure I didn't come back to me, but oh you look well. You're a good score. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Not bad, but dude, uh, it's been it's been a long time coming. We're still we're still doing it, we're still together, and we're still close as ever, obviously. You can tell. And and it's yeah, we have our own chat. We have our own chat.

SPEAKER_04

We we were constantly on, we're constantly chatting. If we're not seeing each other, we're like shooting the shit off the chat. And we're always talking about upcoming movies that are gonna be coming out or whatever. What are you excited for? And what are you kind of just like about?

SPEAKER_07

I finally actually sat down and watched Fantastic Four and Galaxy uh Guardians III, three, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Uh wait, Guardians of Galaxy Three? Yeah, he didn't watch it. You've never seen it? He hasn't seen it. Really?

SPEAKER_07

Uh I was burnt out on Marvel movies.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

They blew it after they say after Thor, the loved one. The loved one? They said they blew it after that.

SPEAKER_05

With the homegirl, with the with the with the woman. I think it's called Love and Thunder. Love and Thunder. Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, yeah. Uh Tyka fucked that one up. Uh huh. I liked his, I like Ragnarok, but when he did that one was just a little too too Taika for me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

They wasted Christian Bell. They wasted Christian Bell. Yeah, that's what I heard. He was a super good. He was so good. I thought he was pretty good.

SPEAKER_07

It was pretty badass. They didn't. Then they had like all their kids. Actually, their kids in the movie. Yeah, they had all their kids in the movie.

SPEAKER_05

Oh shit. Um so those are all the the ninos and shit?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, they're all their mocosos, dude. Not the actors' mocosas are in the movie.

SPEAKER_04

Keep the money in the family. Jesus bastards.

SPEAKER_07

And then the but uh Chris Hemsworth's daughter is the one that plays uh Christian Bale's uh kid.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no way. That's his daughter?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that's his daughter. Interesting. And then I think I don't know if he has a son, but like one of his other kids is Thor when he's little, when he's running in through the war. Oh, no way. He used two the his kids for the movie.

SPEAKER_06

I think I think um in the well from the frickin' the the fuck frickin' I get used to the same frickin' all the time.

SPEAKER_04

Frickin' uh from the from the trailer, um, it looks like he has uh that girl still on the thorough trailer for doomsday for doomsday, yeah. Oh really? Hugging his daughter or the girl into battle, yeah. Yeah, and she comes out in the trailer. Yeah, that's his daughter. Yeah, that's cool. If it's the same girl, that's dope.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, imagine, dude, having your your little your kid. Yeah, but she's like one of the superheroes now and shit. Yeah, I mean, I would like it. Yeah, that'd be tired. There's no shade on it, yeah. Those older kids I'll be hating though.

SPEAKER_05

I'll be hating.

SPEAKER_04

I'll be hating fucking bitch ass kid over here for how to get all these muscles, dog, for nothing.

SPEAKER_07

I didn't like Christian Bale's Batman, but um he is doing something that's Batman like uh in real life. I don't know if you guys heard he's nailing shit. I think it's Lancaster. Yeah, he um built a multi-million dollar town, like a little like a little uh community for foster families. Oh shit. So these are for foster kids who are um like a bunch of like siblings. Yeah. And he doesn't want the kids to be separated. Oh so he built these homes and then he built like apartments for um for foster kids who have aged out. Oh, so they could have somewhere to stay. Someone to stay somewhere to stay. Damn, that's tight. Damn so that's that's that's something that you know Bruce Wayne would do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Wow, we salute you, dude. That's pretty good, dude. I didn't know any of that shit. Yeah, that's tight. Yeah, but but we got sidetracked. I'm sorry. This is what happens. We always dude. Every podcast. Every podcast we've been ever. It's like natural to we just get sidetracked. It's just it is what it is.

SPEAKER_04

But you finally put us back on schedule, Ruben. How about that? Okay, hold on. I got it. Ruben, we need some structure. Put us back on structure. Schedule. Structure.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, here we go. We're coming back. I haven't used that button in a long time.

SPEAKER_04

Be more structural, dude. Can you be more structural? Yes, yes, yes. I can't stop the record.

SPEAKER_07

I think what he's is that a couple of us might have ADHD.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah. I do.

SPEAKER_07

And he doesn't because he likes structure. Yeah, he likes the whole thing. Oh shit. You're more of like someone that has um O C D like obsessive. Also, you want things in their their place.

SPEAKER_04

You're O C D. So like with the cables, I'm G A You're also G A G A Y'all G A Y.

SPEAKER_03

You're a pussy.

SPEAKER_04

That's why you guys are great. That's why everybody segues a different thing. What the fuck is going on?

SPEAKER_07

He has to have everybody go this way.

SPEAKER_04

Uh I'm sorry. Well, okay. All right. That's you. He analyzed you. But I know this. You know what movie? You know what movie's good? Analyze this and analyze that.

SPEAKER_03

And guess what? That's funny.

SPEAKER_07

The first one was funny, dude.

SPEAKER_04

The first one. The doctor, the doctor tells him he has a panic attack. And he's like, What do you mean I'm a panic attack? You know what? He's like, oh like person, I'm a panic attacks, I'm a case there, whatever. And then he like, he like, they just fucking put the screens down and you just hear ruffling, like in the doctor's office, kicking his ass.

SPEAKER_07

I just think the son is funny in that fucking first movie because he's overhearing all this shit. Oh, yeah. And what did he say? You talk, you die. Like you die. He mimics him.

SPEAKER_06

When he pulls up and then he's just like, sorry, sorry, sir. He's not taking any visitors right now. He's like, What the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_04

You're like, you're my son. I was like, what is he? You got you out of here? He's like, sorry, daddy. I gotta put a picture.

SPEAKER_07

They won't fucking snatch you in the front of the mountain by the mountain and fucking doesn't make sense.

SPEAKER_04

I'm just driving now. You're a getaway car now? Is that what you're telling me? That's hilarious. That's part two, right? I think it's a part of it. Yeah, because he's older. That's part two. He's older, yeah. Part one, he's like younger.

SPEAKER_05

He's like, no. Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_07

And the second one, it's like he's a he's a consultant on a show. I think so, yeah. Yeah, he's on a I think it's called Little Caesar or some shit like that. Oh, yeah. That he's consulting on.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. He's like, this is how we used to act, like do all this shit. Yeah, dude. Stop the movie. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Cut it out. It's a good movie, dude. It's a great movie. Go watch that. Analyze this, analyze that. Watch him in. Watch that shit.

SPEAKER_03

Good movies.

SPEAKER_04

So you said you finally just saw Guardians Volume 3 and Fantastic Four.

SPEAKER_03

Yep. What did you think? Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_07

I like Guardians 3. We'll start with Guardians 3.

SPEAKER_04

Guardians 3 was good. Guardians 3.

SPEAKER_07

Guardians 3. I didn't cry.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, you did.

SPEAKER_07

But you're a pussy. They put cry on the inside, not the outside. But the tears were were. But they didn't, they didn't come over.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, they were like just on the rim.

SPEAKER_07

I I think all the scenes with Rocket were were great. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Um I mean I don't I don't know. Like I just I don't know. I mean, I don't know if there's would be any any spoilers now. Not out for a minute.

SPEAKER_04

I just don't I think we just don't like seeing Chris Pratt cry. Or like get upset. Or maybe powerful too. He did pretty good. He did really good.

SPEAKER_07

I think with Chris Pratt, I like the second one when Yandu dies. That's that one actually got rhyme. That was when uh the last scene, even with the like like James Gunn does a really good, a good job pairing songs with scenes. Oh yeah. Um because it's like I think it's called Father and Son or something like that. That song. Yeah, yeah. And then the way it starts to play, and then it's like the other Ravagers show up, and I was like a little bitch like that.

SPEAKER_02

That one really got me in my feelings. You can't help it, dude.

SPEAKER_07

But the third one didn't really it didn't have that much like I didn't I didn't I didn't feel that that that much for the third one that I how I did with when Yandu died. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think it's the way um the actor that played Yandu delivered a lot of this stuff. Oh yeah, of course. And then he was like, you know, he might have been your your dad, but he wasn't your daddy or something like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But he wasn't your papa.

SPEAKER_05

Something like that. He wasn't he might have been your father, but he wasn't your daddy. Like that. I want to be your daddy.

SPEAKER_07

It shows it shows like Star Lord when he was little, yeah. She was shit. You know, it's just that was and then with with Rocket though, what got me in my feel is just like they're all innocent and shit. They're like kids. Yeah. And they're like talking about leaving and flying through the sky and being part of the new community. And then you know, he realizes what's going on, yeah. And when he's trying to save all his friends, like like like the chick that he was in love with fucking gets gets murked, man.

SPEAKER_04

Gets murked, and it's his fault. It's pretty sad. Yeah, it was bummer.

SPEAKER_05

I like that good movie. When you you know how you said the uh James Gunn does really good with pairing, so that on part three, when they're all back, and then it's no sleep till Brooklyn.

SPEAKER_06

Is it no sleep till Brooklyn? Yeah, yeah, that part was like my favorite part. Yeah, because they're all fighting, they're all together, they're fighting, you get different fucking Gamoras over there kicking ass.

SPEAKER_04

Like that shit was tight. That's like one of my favorite scenes on that one.

SPEAKER_07

And I like the fact that they didn't get uh Gamora and um and uh Pratt Pratt or Quinn or Quill. Quill Peter Quill. Star Lord Quill, Starlord, Star Lord. I'm glad that they didn't put him back together.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah. I'm glad I'm glad that they're happy apart.

SPEAKER_07

No, but it's like it's two different It would have been like a cliche, like they're back together.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah like it was like a hint, but there was like a hint of it, and then they just completely went away from it.

SPEAKER_07

Because I I think the love that he needed to have was going back and seeing his grandfather. Ah there. And then at the same time, kind of like you know, he was running away from that. Yeah, he was avoiding it. He could have gone back anytime. Yeah, right. During uh in fact, I thought during endgame he was you know, like there would have been a scene or something where he, you know, he was gonna be there to see his grandfather and have to wait till like the third one. Yeah, yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, wait four more years. Or what was it, five-year blimp or four-year blimp? I forgot. It was a five-year. Yeah, it was a five-year.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, so we approve Guardians three. I like Guardians three. Alright, Fantastic Four.

SPEAKER_07

Well, my ranking for the all the Guardians, I think it would be volume one, volume three, three, and then volume two. The volume two would be the last one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So number one is I agree with that too. I agree. The first one's really good. Yeah, really good.

SPEAKER_07

Uh but uh Fantastic Four.

SPEAKER_03

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_07

I'll I'll tell you that I was upset when they made the Silver Surfer chick. Uh yeah. But I know that there's a different iteration of that Silver Surfer. Yes. And so it made sense that this wasn't Earth 616, which is what the Earth is that we've been watching, right? Yeah. Um so it made sense that it was played by a woman. By a woman. Um, they did a good job with their with the CGI. Yeah. Because with like um they really screwed the pooch with um Ant-Man 3. Uh that CGI was fucking horrible. Yeah, it was pretty cool. Even Modoc looked like like didn't they say he looked like one of like something like from Starkboy and Lava Girl? Yeah. Yeah, that guy. Isn't it like George Lopez, too? Yeah, it's George Lopez. George Lapis. Like they CGI to round fucking George Lopez's big ass. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Um it was funny because it kind of reminded me of that. And I was like, dude, I seen this goose already.

SPEAKER_07

I know that guy. Yeah, they they uh that's why I wasn't watching any of the because I really liked that man. Yeah, yeah. And I liked the first and the second one, and the fact that they didn't have Luis in the third one was fucking.

SPEAKER_05

That was wild.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that sucked, dude.

SPEAKER_07

It would have been so cool to have Luis in fucking the the the the quantum fucking realm, too, you know?

SPEAKER_05

Just like saying some fucking funny ass random shit, dude.

SPEAKER_07

Fucking going through one of his tangents with one of those fucking aliens.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yeah, that would have been tight.

SPEAKER_07

That would have been right, yeah. That would have made the movie too. Oh what do we know, dude? We're just fucking fans.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, dude. Unbelievable. We're the viewers, so we say no on Fantastic Four.

SPEAKER_07

I like Fantastic Four. Okay, okay. Okay, well, let me I I I segueed a lot, but yeah. What the fuck, dude? I I think the CGI was was well done in that movie. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_05

Galactic Galactus looked pretty dope.

SPEAKER_07

He did. That's that's the one right there. Yeah, I know they spent a pretty penny on that shit. That shit was bad.

SPEAKER_04

When we went to theaters to go watch it, yeah, and we were sitting there, and then the first appearance of him, I was like, No way, dude. He was huge. That's what everybody's been waiting for. Scary, dude. Yeah, and I'm like, damn, look at this fool. It's a movie, but also, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_07

Isn't Magic seen that? Yeah, seen some fucking big ass fool.

SPEAKER_04

That's crazy, bro. That's Pitote and shit. Oh, the big old Vatican shit? Fucking radio powered bronze. Big ass palom.

SPEAKER_07

But I wonder, I wonder, um Wait, what? But at the end, it's uh Robert Downey Jr.'s um Doctor Doom, right?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So extra credits? Yeah, yeah, the end scene. That was pretty sick. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I wonder if if the the the galaxy that they put they sent to the dimension that they sent to uh sent galactus is Earth 616's dimension. Maybe you know what I mean? Because he's like, well, we're just gonna We're not gonna move the our Earth, we're just gonna move him. Move him, yeah, out of the way. So I wonder if they're facto somewhere else.

SPEAKER_04

A different Earth. Yeah, different Earth. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07

The galaxy of a different earth, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04

Wow. Honestly, I don't remember a lot of Fantastic Four because I I think I fell asleep. We let's watch it after this. I'm down, yeah. Yeah, it's on um But I do have Rob Sheffen right now, so it's on the list and all the food preps. Yeah, it's on a list of my watches to rewatch.

SPEAKER_07

I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_03

So overall, we liked Fantastic Four out of 1 through 5. No, let's do 10. Let's do 10.

SPEAKER_04

Let's go 10. I'll do 10. Let's let's big make his scale bigger. I gotta watch it again though. I'll have to watch it again. Um I would I would give it a six and a half just because you fell asleep. I don't know if it was because I was tired or because I was bored. It wasn't sure. So I gotta figure that out. Yeah, but you but you did like it though. Yeah, you liked it. You enjoyed it. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

But I would give it um I would give it like a seven.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, good. That's good. I think that's fair.

SPEAKER_07

You know why though I don't like how they how Johnny Storm's like a little like a pussy.

SPEAKER_05

Uh you could you could say pussy, dude. You're a pussy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

He he wanted to play him differently. He even said he wanted to play him differently. He wanted to be, he didn't want him to be one of those like you act like a little player right now.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

But that's not what it's that's not. I mean, I'm not an avid Fantastic Four comic book reader.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

But I know that that's not how he has personality. That's not Johnny. That's not Johnny Storm. But you know it is what it is. That's why it's getting a seven.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, a little bit more like player is player type shit.

SPEAKER_07

But you know, you're you're made up like you make yourself fire. So it's be fiery, dude. Be fiery, yeah, be fiery. Be an asshole, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Be an asshole, dude. You know what? Speaking of Johnny Storm, I was at uh uh and we were hanging out. Uh I was trying, I was gonna see if Brother Chris was there, but he wasn't.

SPEAKER_03

So David was there. Yeah. So I was kicking in with David, who's watching the nieces and nephews and stuff, and we were sitting down and we're about to watch a movie, and he asked his nephews, like, have you guys seen Wolverine and uh Deadpool? Yeah. And they're like, No. I'm like, okay, so we're gonna watch it. So I started watching it again. It's probably like my third time.

SPEAKER_04

And then uh, well, not that day, but in general. In general, well, I guess he's dressed like the Rams. Yeah, yeah, that old scene. Dude, we're not doing this right now. Can we just not? That's already, I don't need to the Rams?

SPEAKER_07

I just remember. I was sitting next to I was sitting next to Ruben at the theater. And when that part came in and goes, oh, what I was like, I was like, come on, man.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, he talks about the Rams? That sucks. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_07

So you were watching the movie.

SPEAKER_04

Go ahead, dude. We were watching the movie. Continue, bro. Continue. Hey, inches away, bro. Inches away. I saw it, dude. Inches away. Get off me! We're inches away, dude. We were inches away. Let it go, dude. Nobody knew we were supposed to go. Shut the hell up. We're gonna dog whoever was there. Drake Mayhu. Easy.

SPEAKER_06

Drake may who? No, you guys would have played Bo Nicks, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, we're not talking about this right now, dude. Alright, so what happened? There's nothing to talk about. Nothing to talk about. Nothing to talk about. Because you guys didn't go. Yeah. Go ahead. You guys didn't go. Achilles heel. We're never gonna go. Achilles heel over there. Troy Achilles heel over here. Oh my god. Couldn't handle the cold.

SPEAKER_06

Troy Achilles heel. You're a rough quarterback.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, he was. Go ahead, dude. Calm down. Take a breather. Dude, you guys can't play in the cold either. Go ahead, dude. Explain yourself. All right.

SPEAKER_03

So, anyways. I'm watching the the stop it.

SPEAKER_02

Dude, ramps suck, dude.

SPEAKER_07

That's my bow story. I'm just kidding. We're doing so good. Do it so good. And he didn't even bring it up.

SPEAKER_04

This guy fucking brings it up, dude. Alright. I don't even have to do it. I don't even have to do nothing. Yeah. I don't even have to swap it up. Just put it in my face. It took me a while. I was like, with the rams. Wait, what'd you say about the rams? What'd you say about the rams? We're not doing that. Oh, go ahead, bro. But yes. When that scene did come up, I I did go fucking assholes, man. Just like I did whatever. But I saw, you know, Johnny's Johnny Storm was in there, and uh it was pretty cool to see him, you know, his cameo. Yeah. And I was like, oh shit, this is cool. And then I saw him, and then you know the the cutaway. When he's talking shit. When he's talking shit, I was like, yeah. That's who I was like, yeah, that's that's who you wanted. That's Johnny Storm. Yeah. That's Johnny Storm. So I was just like, yeah, this guy was just like, I love you. I love you. I don't know you, but I know you because your energy. Your energy, I feel it.

SPEAKER_07

Your air, your air, your energy. You're a pussy.

SPEAKER_04

How about that, dude? But I I get I get what you mean. I understand.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, I like that way he played um his character in Stranger Things.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it was good.

SPEAKER_07

But I didn't like I didn't like his version of Johnny Storm.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. You wanted the character that he brought in Eddie. And Eddie was Eddie. Eddie Munson or something. Yeah, Eddie Munson. You wanted Eddie. You wanted Eddie, dude. Yeah. We all did, dude.

SPEAKER_03

They were teasing a little cameo for Eddie, and he was supposed to be in the upside down world, but they didn't do it. I was like, that sucks. Whatever. Whatever.

SPEAKER_07

Well, I didn't even finish my street things. Me neither. I mean, I I'm not going to at this point. Yeah. Yeah, don't worry about it. All those kids are like 30 now.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. We were watching it. The the homeboy's hairline was all fucked up.

SPEAKER_04

It was like, how do you go from this clean cut to like this crazy ass afro? Oh man. I'm like, dude, stress. It was so much cleaner back then as a kid, dude. That's what happened. It's just stress. It's a stressful life, stressful life, dude. So much stress. Stressed right now, dude. It makes no sense.

SPEAKER_07

They're all married and got kids and shit, and they're still playing little teenagers. You guys want to talk about stress?

SPEAKER_04

This guy. I'm tired. The working man. The working man over here is so stressed out.

SPEAKER_03

He got a subscription to help him with his stress. Pornhub, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Pornhub. Pornhub subscription. I finally got a Pornhub subscription.

SPEAKER_02

No, dude, you gotta. It's for free. You don't need to subscribe. A subscriber to you. Oh my subscriber, dude.

SPEAKER_04

No, uh you what something came in the mail for you, Alan. What is it? Yeah, what did you call it? What came in it? It's a hymns. It's it's Alan Hims. What is that? Is it supposed to like attack your hair follicles? Is it really? Make them not fall out of your head, basically. Wait. And make them fucking grow instead of falling out fall out of your head? Yeah. Are you trying like it's enhancing your hair follicles? My hairline's like going from like left to right, dude.

SPEAKER_07

But that's genetic, dude.

SPEAKER_04

That's what I would think.

SPEAKER_07

Well, you're you're well.

SPEAKER_04

My dad's my dad's bald right here. There you go. Yeah. But uh so is uh your side effects are not that bad. Your mom's side, right? I think we're gonna have anal bleeding. He's got a little bit for a little bit. Anal bleeding? Just for a little bit. The side effects is.

SPEAKER_07

I'm like, fuck it, it's worth it. It's worth it, dude. I'll put it on the ball.

SPEAKER_04

His nuts are gonna get smaller. Your nuts are gonna get smaller. That's what I was one of them.

SPEAKER_07

That's one for the hair, man. I'll let my I'll let my cool bleed. I'll let my cool bleed. So if I take it for a little bit.

SPEAKER_04

So if I take it, will I start growing hair? No. I'll let you know, dude, after I'm done. We'll see. Yeah, we'll find out. I just I'm doing a little experiment. Hey, if I can save it, I'll save it. If I can't, fuck it. But I'm gonna go bald the next day, you know? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

They sell other shit too.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah. Yeah, they have a bunch of different stuff.

SPEAKER_07

They sell like uh if you're low T, like you go and they give you um Steroids? Yeah, legal steroids.

SPEAKER_05

Legal. Oh it's to boost your testosterone, right?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

But it's medic, it's medic like medicine.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, shit. Ooh. Like antibiotics.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I'm not doing that. But yeah, you know, people a lot a lot of the times people are out here uh taking the testosterone to get better gains at the gym and stuff like that, dude. And a lot of the times it I guess I did a coach.

SPEAKER_04

Uh hold on. You did a coach? I had a coach. You did a coach, dude. How was he? Was he was he nice? Yeah, did he ride or did he kiss your hair?

SPEAKER_07

We're just coming out with these like things, right? I was watching your guys' other episode.

SPEAKER_06

I'm like, dude, it's good is going on. A lot of pause moments, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Hold on, dude. Let's calm down for a second. He's single fellas. He's single fellas.

SPEAKER_06

He's single fellas.

SPEAKER_04

No. A workout, a diet coach online that taught me all this stuff, right? So I'm like, cool. Uh and what happened when I finished the program, it was a three-month program. After I finished the program, which is very cheap and I got really quick good results. It was awesome. Um, he wanted to take it to the next level. And I was like, what do you mean? And I was just like, uh pursue your relationship further? No. No, dude, no. He said, let's take your results to the next level. I was like, okay, the next level is sex. The next level is sex. If you watch every Robcom movie, dude. That's how it is. That's how it starts, dude.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, let's move on between this client.

SPEAKER_04

Why do I gotta show you butt shots, sir? Um no, uh those glutes coming over there. Yeah, those glutes do them.

SPEAKER_02

Um can I see this?

SPEAKER_04

No, no, pick right now. Let me see. No, man. He told me, he told me, let's let's let's sign you up for another three months, right? And I want to track your T levels. I was like, what do you mean? What does that mean? Track your T levels, yeah. So he told me to go to a uh a doctor, right? And then he said, uh ask them uh to run your T levels to see where they're at, and then bring and tell me those, let me know what the results are, and then I'll tell you what dosage you need to use from here on out to actually really get you bigger. I was like, What? Yeah, yeah, and I was like, What do you mean? And he goes, Yeah, just give me the results. And I goes, So like, are these like pills? And he goes, No, no, no, these are injections. Yeah, I was like, nah, dog, I'm good. Thank you. I appreciate the health. You you got me to where I am now. I appreciate it, and and just in your cool little dude, just in your ass.

SPEAKER_07

I was looking at it, and and then like I would see like on Reddit, yeah, the dudes are like the the gym bros were like, Yeah, just just stockpile the the the the medication they give you and then just start loading because there's like a loading phase that they do. And so this way you can get big, and so by the time you're done loading, you're big, and then you're you're just kind of like stockpiling the rest of it. Just so that you get it goes from raising it gradually to getting like now using it like how bodybuilders use how you know to abuse it.

SPEAKER_05

Damn.

SPEAKER_07

So like but I mean like Joe Rogan, a lot of these like dudes they say that they have low tea, so they use it. But they don't use it in they you don't use it where they're doing that loading phase. Yeah. They just you know, it's like the medication they just use it and it raises it or it keeps it at a certain level.

SPEAKER_03

Like a fucking vitamin pill in the morning.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, because I was like I was getting my testosterone checked. Oh shit. And so like how we doing actually Yeah, how are we doing?

SPEAKER_04

Actually. According to your mustache, very well.

SPEAKER_07

Mine is is is average. Like it's not low and it's not high. Oh for my age.

SPEAKER_05

That's right where it needs to be.

SPEAKER_07

So I'm coming down better.

SPEAKER_05

Oh nice.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, because I I know I know um I know someone who's younger than me who has low T. Oh shit. And they they they use testosterone, not to abuse it, but to raise the to get it higher. To get it higher. To be average. And so when I told them what, you know, told them what my level was, they're like, that's fucking high for your age.

SPEAKER_05

No way. I'm 47.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, yeah. So it I noticed that I've never I've never I never um it was it was I've never had difficulty um putting on muscle. Uh it's just my diet would always fuck it up.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. You love pizza. I love pizza. Pizza's good, dude.

SPEAKER_07

You know what's funny now that I I haven't had pizza in like hamburgers in like three weeks. Nice and and Maritza is like was like, you know, I feel like eating pizza. And so I had some and I'm like, oh dude.

SPEAKER_06

Like Damn, no way.

SPEAKER_07

Like the cheese didn't, like it didn't taste. It was a distaste. It's different. It didn't taste like it just didn't taste like how I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, how you used to like it. Yeah, so or how you remembered.

SPEAKER_07

Right. Yeah. And like every time, like I'm obese, dude. I don't even want to fucking sugarcoat it. Yeah. Like, oh, I'm heavy. No. We're fat as shit. And we're all obese, dude. We're all obese, yeah. Like I have I have a lot of gym equipment in my home. So fat, dude. Yeah. But it all, you know, I the I don't get the I I put on muscle, but it you can't see it because it's like all the fat on me. Yeah. And my diet is always the thing that's always fucked it up. Yeah, yeah. And so what I did was like this time around, like, I just kind of swapped out stuff. Yeah. So like instead of eating, I was eating like three eggs. Three whole eggs, three uh fried bologna, and three tortillas arena. Oh, yeah. That was my egg. Yeah. Damn. So three, three, three. And so now it's like I swapped out my uh whole eggs with uh with egg whites. Egg whites, yeah. Nice. So I'll have like a half a cup of egg whites, and then I'll have like a half cup of cottage cheese. Nice and I'll blend that and I'll make uh cottage cheese scrambled eggs. Oh, interesting.

SPEAKER_05

The cottage cheese has protein, doesn't it? Exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_07

I get low-fat cottage cheese. So I I blend it, I put like salted pepper or whatever. Nice. But I don't I I I don't have tortilla anymore.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I try to avoid it as much as possible too. I do uh three hard-boiled eggs in the morning, and then I'll do the yogurt with the powder inside with oats, the protein powder, yeah, and then it's like and you can throw berries into it. It's like a parfait almost.

SPEAKER_07

Well, you know, like now, like whenever I have boiled eggs, I'll I'll if like I'll have like oh boil three, yeah, but I'll only leave one yolk. Uh smart take the yolks out.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, get a little get a little taste. Nice, just a little taste. So, how's that coming around? Uh, how are you doing? I mean we're on the we're on the same thing. I mean, we're on the same thing journey, yeah, losing weight, trying to get a little bit of a.

SPEAKER_07

I dropped 17 pounds so far.

SPEAKER_03

Holy shit, that's pretty good, dude.

SPEAKER_07

And what I wanted to do was I wanted to get um I noticed it too when I saw you sitting on the stool.

SPEAKER_03

I was like, who's this little batto? I'm used to seeing you with wide shoulders. Uh little shoulders over here.

SPEAKER_07

I well, I didn't I wanted to make sure I got my diet down. And it's not like where it's strict, we're like, oh, I'm eating clean. Yeah, like my non-negotiables are soda and candy. Okay. I gotta have. So, like with me, like for example, like you know the box of uh lemon heads, yeah, the theater box? Yes. So what I do is I pull out my scale and then I I you weigh them? I weigh them.

SPEAKER_04

You you read the the servings, and then the service way to do it.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, and so it's like 60 calories for so many grams, right? Yeah, yeah. So I'll do two servings and then I'll put them in little ziploc bags and I'll write. I'll make sure I write 120 calories on there. Yeah, because you need to see it. You have to see it. So I'm like, yeah, so those and then like before, like I would have a soda with every meal. Oh shit. And so sodas are like like 150 calories. Yeah, that's a lot. And so then I started bringing like RC cola is like my favorite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And so I bought like zero sugar. And so recently I started doing like a reward soda.

SPEAKER_04

Oh treat yourself.

SPEAKER_07

Treat yourself, but it gets to the point where like I'll have like only drink like half of it, and then I toss the other.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, the rest just done.

SPEAKER_07

It just but it's like like a taste, even with the reward, it's like if I want it or not. But see, it's up to you if you want it, right? Right. That's where that's where I think I make made a mistake where I'm like, I can't have this anymore, I can't have that anymore. Yeah, and then I break, yeah, and then I just like start binging.

SPEAKER_05

Fuck it, I broke. Yeah, fuck it, I broke. That's what I did yesterday. And then a little bit yesterday.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, and then like when you break, you're like, Well, fuck it, man, it's not gonna work, and you just go back to being the same thing. Yeah, but like I ended up swapping my ketchup.

SPEAKER_05

Um, it's I couldn't do that because I we did it for a little bit and then I tried to do it again. I'm like, what the hell? This ketchup don't taste the same as as it did before.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, exactly. Yeah, and I was just like, I don't know, it's weird, bro. I couldn't do it though. That happened to me with the with the mayonnaise called sugar, it's called sugar, dude.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, so like I had bought the light, light nannies, yeah, and I'm like, this is not this.

SPEAKER_05

This ain't sweet weird, it ain't cracking.

SPEAKER_07

So I'm like, I'll I'll sacrifice an extra calories for regular, but instead of putting it on both sides of the bun or whatever. Just do one. I just do one, and then I actually I'll do fucking uh tablespoon. Oh, nice. Even with the tablespoon of mayonnaise, uh, you can put it on both breads. Yeah. Um, so then I'll just I went from a tablespoon to a half a tablespoon. Nice, and that's so like I measure everything, he's right there, dude. Nice, I'm constantly measuring shit. You have you kind of have to, you have to do it. And that's what I noticed. Like, if you take the time to measure shit, um, and then like looking at labels, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

So like reading the description, the calories, and all that shit.

SPEAKER_07

I'm like, fuck, dude. Because like I said, I'm gonna have a sweet tooth, right? Yeah, it's DH. And so it was at the grocery store with one of my daughters, and I grabbed, I'm like, man, the fucking Reese's peanut butter cup. Damn, and I grabbed it and I turned it around. I don't know why. Before I didn't even do that, but now like I grabbed some shit and you're like looking at it like can I can I swing this?

SPEAKER_06

Can I pull this off? Can I pull this off?

SPEAKER_07

Dude, the peanut butter cups are 200 and something calories. That's that's a fucking meal. Yeah, damn, that's crazy. I was like, okay, I'll put it down. Yeah, like I don't need it anymore. Yeah, I'm not gonna like because I have like I guess it's but I have my non-negotiable, and so like it's funny, dude, because I was craving fucking chocolate so much, dude. Yeah, and then you're like feeding for the you know what, dude? I went into my kids' fucking um, I saw that one of them still had her her Halloween oh the candy bucket bucket and shit. Yes, and it's like January They still got it. It felt like a fucking dopey dude that grabbed a butterfinger. Get away from me. You're in the club. As soon as I bit down, dude, I swear, and I I'm telling you right now, I swear it felt like the first time I snorted speed in my like I felt that high instantly cracked in my brain, dude.

SPEAKER_06

That's crazy, dude.

SPEAKER_04

That's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_06

That's wild, dude.

SPEAKER_08

Open the fucking money. It's the money.

SPEAKER_07

But it's crazy how how how the shit do it, dude. And and you know that's wild, dude. It's fun to that one, dude. That's wild though. Like like I'll buy like um the font size chocolate bars, like the small ones, the small ones, and then and then those are like 80 calories, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I'm like, is this worth having two or just one? Yeah, does it fit into my caloric deficit? Yeah, and so at the end of the day, like I try to on days that I lift, I I try to get uh stay at 2,000.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, nice, okay.

SPEAKER_07

And then I try, I try to get it to 180 grams of protein, but that's hard. It is hard, it is hard. Like I'll I'll input everything on Chat GBT and shit.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's hard to consume. It's easy, it's easy like to be like, all right, I have to eat this, this, this, this. Yes, but it's hard to consume it every fucking day.

SPEAKER_03

Right. That's the hard part.

SPEAKER_07

To hit that that protein goal, yeah. And and so like like I'll input it in Chat GBT. Chat GBT is like, you know, you with at your size, you need to eat more.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah, you have to put more on.

SPEAKER_07

You're like, what? You're a pussy, yeah. Like you just did a 45-minute workout and you're like at 1500 calories, it's already the end of the night. Oh yeah, you need to put on more, and then it'll ask me, Are you sure this is not uh uh uh uh what's it called? Uh eating disorder? Because this is what it's kind of starting to look like. No way, yeah, because like you're shorting your shit about me and shit. You don't know me, bitch! It's not crazy, it's all judging you, but see, dude, like I saw it and I'm like fuck. So like and then like like I'm on a right, yeah. So like it's like Ozampic and stuff, um, but it is like like under the black market. Oh shit. That shit's expensive. Oh yeah, yeah, it's pricey. It it what it does is it it it hurt like it doesn't make you feel hungry. Yeah. So then you have to like actively know when you're gonna eat. And so when it when I I think I hit was like at 1400 calories, but I wasn't hungry, but I know I needed the extra calories to at least hit close to 2000. So I had to go in, I grabbed the fucking uh protein powder and and I put um protein, yogurt, fucking all kinds of shit in there just to be able to get the calories up and then get the protein up. But it's like science, dude.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, it's putting it all in, dude. But yeah, dude, uh uh it's it's it's we're still out here trying. We're we're we're on our grind. We weighed in, pretty good results. Tone, you're killing it. Alan, he's he's right there.

SPEAKER_04

I went to I went from I think two peanut butter jelly sandwiches to one. One peanut you only use one bread.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, it's the sp it's the little thing.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, the little thing. How's it going over there for you, Bear?

SPEAKER_09

I don't know. I haven't weighed myself.

SPEAKER_04

How do you not freaking? Are you still in? Are you still in or are you out? Because you you let it be known right now.

SPEAKER_09

Well, I need the money to put it in.

unknown

What the frick?

SPEAKER_04

She needs the freaking Freddy, I'm at so just bought freaking our $1,800 Ariana Grande ticket. She needs the money. So does that mean you're still in? I don't care. You don't have dude, you don't have to stay in this little thing that we're doing.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, that's I mean, yeah. Can I take my money out? Or you guys have like no, so look at so this is what we're doing.

SPEAKER_04

Smacking my money. This is what we're doing. When I went in, I'll split it with you. What's up? So this is what we're doing. We all weighed in in the beginning of the year, all of us. Right, right. Yeah. And then we're all like, all right. I this was my original idea. Yeah. My idea was we weigh in once a month, right?

SPEAKER_03

And every month we each put in a hundred bucks. Yeah. There's six of us in this house.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot of us.

SPEAKER_04

That's $600 per month. And that's 12 months.

SPEAKER_07

When is it gonna end? Oh, at the end of the year. I said Ruben wanted to end up. I wanted to do the whole year.

SPEAKER_04

I wanted to do the year. That's that's that's 10 grand. That's a lot. That's a lot of money. It's a lot of money, bro. You know, and then I was just like, let's do it. And mom comes in and she's just like, no, let's do six months. Half of half the year. Let's do half the year. I'm like, all right. I mean, I'm like, cool. But I but I only reason why I said the year is because at the end of it, that big ass fucking roll of dough, because it's in cash.

SPEAKER_07

It might change though. It's you know what I'm saying? It might change. Maybe you guys get to six months and then you guys decide to do it. Keep going, keep going and not stopping. Yeah, I see that happening.

SPEAKER_04

I see that happening too, but it's also kind of like we need the push. And and and also, this is a motivational thing, it's a health decision, and also why not reward yourself?

SPEAKER_03

So we have it, and uh my mom kind of like was able to tell me let's do it in two categories right weight loss, yes, but also losing of body body fat percentage.

SPEAKER_04

That's better, yeah. That's because it it everybody's different, everybody's everybody's gonna weigh different, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

At the same time, your body goes through um uh recomposition, correct? So the scale is gonna move up and down. Like for me, when I when I realized that I I had lost, um, it was more in inches, uh like I had to swap out my belt um to a smaller belt. Yeah, yeah, so that's how I'm like fuck yeah, and then that's a big deal though. It is a big deal. When I put on my jeans, I'm like, all right, cool. Like yeah, they're they're yeah, like that's how that's how I try to feel that's how that's how I'm trying to feel too. Um, you know, so I I I take like the little wins. Yeah, you know what I mean? Definitely. And like I measure my belly. So like I'll measure my from my belly button around. So it was like like um last time I I I measured it was 50, now it's like 49 and a half. Nice.

SPEAKER_06

So like Oh, that's what you said half an inch. He texted me the measurements of how much he lost, and then he's and then he put half inch here.

SPEAKER_04

He just put the the sizes that he lost weight and then half inch and then something, and I was like, half inch girth or what?

SPEAKER_07

I put half inch lost, half inch gained.

SPEAKER_06

And I was like, what'd you gain? A half inch girth? Is it length? It's all meat, man. It's all meat.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, congratulations. Congratulations, dude. That's great, that's impressive. That's very impressive.

SPEAKER_07

It's funny because it's like back to like the streaming thing. I'm like, yeah, my nephews gave me this nickname.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, well, I dig it, dude. So I think I already locking in locking in for the weekend for the week. Anything cool, uh anything cool for uh the the weekend at all?

SPEAKER_04

Why are you on your freaking phone? She freaking saw that. No, she doesn't have anything for the weekend? No, you're freaking fine. You're not doing nothing?

SPEAKER_09

No, you're freaking what are you working? No.

SPEAKER_04

No? Did you get fired? No. Oh. Get your money up. Do you say anything else, but no? Yes. I don't have nothing going on.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, well, fuck it, dude. And I guess I guess that's that calls it, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Well, dude. I think we did pretty good today. But uh, but yeah, dude. Thanks for being our special guest today. Thanks for being our special guest, dude. We're having fun for having me on. Yeah. Yeah. You're welcome back anytime. Yeah. We're gonna do things. We're gonna rotate you. We're gonna rotate you with the football guy in the middle. Oh, no, we gotta get the football guy in, dude. He's been begging. He's been begging us to come in. Our buddy, our buddy Pat with his nephew. Oh, yeah, yeah, that'll be pretty good. So be ready for it. It's not gonna fit, dude. Hey brother, thank you for putting up the Dougie Boys Podcast. We appreciate you guys. Get these thumbs up, man. We're almost at 100. Appreciate you guys. Two more. Two more away. You guys have a good one. Push, peace. Later. Alright, let's go get some good.