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Katie Cakes & The Hangover #25

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Another Bearless pod for the Stoogee Boys! Regardless the show must go on! On this episode we highlight our mother recovering from a night of fun as well as talk about our dear friend Katie's decision to spend one of her hangovers with the Stoogee Boys during football Sunday.

SPEAKER_00

Good morning. The following program is a collection of Goofball brothers talking about happenings in the sports entertainment world. This program is meant to be comedic and formative, but the opinions expressed on the show do not reflect the beliefs of their peers. There may be some foul language used throughout this episode. If you are not of adult age or mature enough to know that we're just joking, please seek permission before watching any further.

SPEAKER_05

It sounds like you're low a little bit, but it does sound like a low. What's your how about how about can I tell Steve Cruiser? Can I uh tell Steve Cruising? We're gonna make fun of everyone, just so you guys know. Yeah. I'm just throwing shit out. Okay, you know what, dude? I'm gonna start my own podcast.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's gonna be a podcast within the podcast.

SPEAKER_05

You're rocking flock.

unknown

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05

You're rocking flock in the tongue. Whoa, welcome everybody to another episode of the Stooge Boys podcast. It's your boys, Tone, Rube, Flock, and of course, the motherfucking bear. What the frick? Where is she at? I don't see her. Wow. Frickin' pissed. She pissed out. You guys see what's over there? I think she passed out. There's a shark. There's a shark. She turned into a shark. She turned out of water. I think she turned into that little Hulk. That little sheet hulk. Her black hair. I can't see that black hair. What is that? A bag of hot Cheetos? A bag of hot Cheetos? The Lemon Hots. Lemon Hot? Hot Cheetos? Well, the poster's dope. She loves sharks so much. She became one. Yeah, there you go. She finally did it. What do we do, dude? She's not here. What do we do? The party, party on, dude. Party goes on. The party continues, I guess. Alright, bring it back. What's up, everybody? We are uh we are bearless. Bearless today. Bearless. But it's okay. Because is it okay? We found ourselves. I'm fucking pissed. We found ourselves. I'm pissed, dude. Oh, I'm pretty pissed off too, actually. Whatever. Okay. We'll get over it. Over it. Just so you know, Lee, if you're watching this, which I don't even think she watches. She's probably not a fan. She's not even subscribed. She's not even subscribed to our shit. But shut the hell up. If you care to watch this. Anthony went on a binger and he's drinking again. Bender. A binger? What's a binge? A binger. What's a binger? That's not a word. Netflix, dude. Oh, binger's watching Netflix. Bender.

SPEAKER_04

No, bender is out relating to alcohol or drugs. A binge.

SPEAKER_05

A binger. No, it's not binger. It's binge. A binge. You binge watch. You binge watch. You don't binge your watch. Yeah, you don't binge your watch. That doesn't make sense. All right. Make it make sense, dude. It's okay. It's okay, buddy. You're barely discovering words. I don't understand. So it's gonna give you some time. You know? Choose my brother. He's a slow, slow learner.

SPEAKER_01

Idiot.

SPEAKER_05

I'm sorry about that. Binge, dude. It's binge. Binge. Binge watch. Anthony's on a binger. That's the fuck you. There you go again, dude. Bender. Binger. Anthony's on a bender. There you go. There you go. Congratulations, Lena. I'm off the wagon. Anthony's off the wagon and he's drinking again. He's off the wagon. And it's your fault. So uh those are fire. What the fuck is going on here? It is what it is. I'm not drinking.

SPEAKER_03

At least I know what took so long.

SPEAKER_05

Yes. So we are bearless. Bearless. But it's okay. We found uh a little cutie pie outside. Nay, nay, I say. You found it. We found a little Katie pie outside.

SPEAKER_04

We found her uh looking through the window. Looking through the window of the home.

SPEAKER_05

Walking uh driving high slowly. She knows the cold.

SPEAKER_04

She was she was expecting us to open the garage, so she was like waiting. Yeah, she was waiting at the garage.

SPEAKER_05

At the garage door first, just pacing. She's pacing back into the door. You guys home?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Are you guys home? Are you guys home? She woke me up this morning. She knocked on my window. No way. Are you sleepy? She's in the back.

SPEAKER_02

And your window's in the backyard.

SPEAKER_05

She climbed through. She tried to climb through. She's trying to climb through. And I was like, whoa. Well that's not me, that's Rob. She wakes up Rob. You're not Alan. You're not Alan.

SPEAKER_04

Rob's like, what? What's your name? Come on in. Want some weed? Smoke. Oh my god. Trying to smoke?

SPEAKER_05

Smoke?

SPEAKER_04

Rob does a wake and bake every morning.

SPEAKER_05

He starts his morning, he takes a rip, and then he just fucking coughing like how easy. Shit, dude. Dude, he just has a bad cough, dude. I think that's what it is. It's a bad cough. That's all it is. Well shit, dude. Welcome to the pod, Katie. How you doing, Katie? How you doing, Katie? Katie Cakes.

unknown

Katie Cakes.

SPEAKER_05

That's not all yet. Still hasn't dropped yet. Katie Cakes. We're waiting for that. We're waiting for Katie. If you know, you know, Katie Cakes is in the in the works. We're waiting for Katie Cakes. Like I said, if you know, you know. But uh we are uh we are bearless and interesting weekend for sure, guaranteed. Someone definitely had a good weekend because they are Katie got laid? Yes. They did not. First of all, Katie did not get laid. Okay. And second of all, I'm not talking about Katie. Oh, what are you talking about? I'm talking about I didn't get laid, dude. Okay, well. I didn't get laid either.

SPEAKER_01

You're a pussy.

SPEAKER_05

It is what it is. Wow. So you know. Who got laid? No one got laid. He brought it up. I don't understand it. Rux laid himself. Rux sucked his butt. He's been eating his ass all day, dude. Russ was just sucking his butt like five minutes ago.

SPEAKER_02

So good.

SPEAKER_05

He was just sucking his ass right now. He was. Dude, he sucked his ass to sleep. He's out right now. He couldn't take it no more, so he knocked it up. He did the fan right there, too. Yeah. Oh, it was supposed to be pointed at me. He probably moved it.

SPEAKER_04

He moved it to be like fucker.

SPEAKER_05

Someone got shwasted last night.

SPEAKER_04

Yes. Oh.

SPEAKER_05

Our mother. Our mother got shwasted last night. It's been the funniest thing ever. This all day today. So we got an interesting text last night. Yeah. We're in a group chat. Yeah, we're in a group chat. Uh us, us, five, and her. Correct. And our mother. Correct. We have two, three different group chats with each other. Yeah. There's a couple. There's one just us and Instagram and it's us and Alina, and then it's us and Alina and mom. Correct. And then we have one with one with dad. One with dad. That is correct. And then one with just us. And then with just the boys. The boys. That is very true. Yeah. We have one with the boys and Alina, and then one with the boys. With just the boys and boys. And then with Rob too. Yeah. Yeah. And then we have one with the boys and Rob. And Rob. Oh yeah. That's right.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_04

What the fuck is going on? That's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot.

SPEAKER_05

But trust me, we know exactly which where which what conversation's going on where? Yeah, like where to send what. Exactly. Yeah. There was no accidents. No. There's never any accidents. Never any accidents. We're very pro. Everything's labeled and then precise. So we know exactly. Yeah. It's pretty good. Pretty good chat. It's pretty good. We got our chats down. We gotta see the thread. Yeah. Little glimpse. So, anyways, yeah. Going back to um someone having a good time last night. She had a really good time last night. For St. Paddy's Day. I didn't even realize it was St. Paddy's Day. It wasn't St. Patty's Day. Wasn't St. Patty's Day. St. Patty's Day is tomorrow. Yeah. Really? St. Patty's Day's tomorrow, bro. Oh, well, there you go. That's how Tuesday. That's how you know. And for the first year, this guy's not gonna be participating. Is that true? Yeah. No, two years in a row. Oh, did you participate? He didn't participate in St. Paddy's Day. St.

SPEAKER_04

Paddy's Day isn't really a thing. It's not really a thing for me either. Yeah. Did we do it last year though?

SPEAKER_05

I don't think so. I thought we did. When I think about St. Paddy's Day, I think about not getting pinched. That's like literally. Just wearing green. Oh my god. Who's gonna be the asshole that's gonna pinch me right now? Because I'm not wearing green.

SPEAKER_03

You're gonna have to wear that shirt tomorrow. Yeah. Is it tomorrow? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Tomorrow's St. Patrick's Day. I can't wear this shirt tomorrow. But hey, I got my green shorts on. So there you go. I'll be wearing these tomorrow.

SPEAKER_04

Well, we're we're I guess we're celebrating, but being festive without even knowing that we're being festive.

SPEAKER_05

I guess. You are correct. You are correct. Whatever. I guess I put on the right shirt. So mom mom goes out. Mom goes out. I guess she says for St. Paddy's Day. Is that the one? I thought that's what it was for. I didn't even know it was tomorrow. Oh, well, she was wearing green. Uh oh. She was wearing green and she had a green hat. She put a green hat on. Look, when you're when you're in your late 50s, you celebrate things a little earlier. Yeah, there you go. Like you go to sleep earlier. You do things earlier. Yeah, everything's earlier. After around that time. Dinner is at 2 p.m., bro. That's dinner.

SPEAKER_03

Can't afford to drink during the week. Yeah. Dude, you better on a Tuesday this year.

SPEAKER_05

They don't even get regular popcorn anymore. They gotta get the skinny pop one. Skinny skin weird stuff.

SPEAKER_04

The stuff that tastes like shit.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. That's how you know it's good for you. It's literally like fire phone. So Bob gets home and she's wasted. But wait, we get a text message. No, we get a text message. I didn't see her get home. I don't think I saw her get home. I didn't see her get home.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I didn't see her get home.

SPEAKER_05

I saw the text message. I was like, oh, great. And then I don't fucking wanna sleep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So we saw the text, and then she said something like, Oh, I'm gonna go hang out with so and so.

SPEAKER_05

Yes. Right? And then this friend that she has. Yes.

SPEAKER_04

You kind of already know like what's gonna happen. What's gonna happen? Yes. So like every I feel like uh a couple of us have that those friends where like, hey, I'm gonna be hanging out with so-and-so today, and then it's just we already know uh it's gonna be one of those nights. Like you have your I do have your friend. I definitely have my friend, then yes, I do. And then mom for mom, it's that that person.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it's always that person. So I read the text, and I'm just like, okay, well, looks like it's gonna be a one of those nights. One of those nights, you know? Oh, and sure enough. Sure enough, huh? Yeah, sure enough. Good thing she didn't have work today. So who was up in the morning? Me. Everybody was up in the morning, I assume. I would think I was the first one up this morning. Yeah? What time did you get up? You got up early.

unknown

Oh no.

SPEAKER_05

Before I did. Seven. Seven o'clock? Seven o'clock. I think I set my alarm for like seven fifteen. Seven fifteen. And I was late. And you were late. I was late. Wow. What a idiot. I have to be in my van at seven. Oh my god. I woke up at 7.07. Oh man. Something like that. And then I was like, you know what? 10 more minutes. Ten more minutes. Yeah, let me snooze. I woke back up. It was like 7 22, and I was like, shit, I should take a shower. Dude. I was like, okay, I'm gonna get up after this one. It's five more minutes. And then I was like, okay, I'm gonna go. I did the same thing, dude. Did the same fucking thing. So I went to work an hour late today. How? Oh my god. So okay, so explain this to me. I was an hour late too. Technically. I went to my van at 8 o'clock. We're terrible. It's like, oh shit. I hope nobody notices this. Dude, okay. So I set my alarm for 6 45. Uh-huh. I wake up. Cool. And I'm like, all right, uh, I got time, but let me get situated. So I get up, yeah, go to the bathroom, do my morning shit. Nice. That's always fun, dude. Um, I mean, that's that's how you that's why I was late too. That's how you start. That's how you start your days. Straight up. Morning shit. Morning shit. If you're then uh obese. After all that was after that, I started getting ready to go to work, you know, because I gotta drive to LA. Yeah. So I gotta go handle that. And it's already gonna be like an hour and some change to get there. So I was like, all right, cool. My shift doesn't start till 9:30, so I'm like, cool, whatever. I come downstairs and the TV's on. No way. I'm like, who the fuck is watching TV? I turn the TV off before I went to bed too. And I'm looking around, like, why is the TV on? There's no one there. Uh-huh. Like, there's literally no one in the in the living room with the TV's on, but it's on the the superbox. Yeah. Like someone's about to watch something on the superbox. I was like, what the fuck? Who knows how to use the superbox? And and the controls are perfectly lined up on the on the railings or the armrests of the fucking of the couch. I'm like, somebody was here and somebody tried to watch TV. Someone was in the bathroom either shitting or whatever, right here across.

SPEAKER_04

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05

So I don't know who who that was. So I'm thinking, well, one of these guys got up and said, I'm gonna watch TV, turned it on and said, Oh wait, I have to go to the bathroom. But then they went to the bathroom while leaving the TV on. So I was like, who the fuck did this? And this was what time? This was like at 7 30. Okay. I had even turned the TV on. Yeah. So it was Alan in the restroom then. It must have been Alan. It was me in the restroom. Yeah, probably. Okay. Yeah. And I was at 7 30? Yeah, 7 30. 7 30 in the morning. Yeah, I was probably still in the restroom. Yeah, it's probably in the restroom. I didn't get out till like 7 45. Alright, go ahead. So I I get out, I'm just like, all right, whatever, dude. It's cool. So I turned off the TV, awesome. And then I I take off. I head to work. It took me an hour and twenty-eight minutes to get to work. Yeah. Fuck. It doesn't matter what time it is, dude. No. It does matter. You know, 5 a.m. 5 a.m. it's it's it's it's empty for sure. Yeah. But oh my gosh, it's horrible over there. I hate dread it. I dread it so much. But I went to work, had me a day. And then um, you know, I didn't see mom come home. I saw her door wide open. I took a little peek. She wasn't in there. She wasn't in a room? No. This is when this morning. This morning. Did anyone see mom this morning? I didn't see her this morning. I didn't see her. I thought I might have seen her. I seen her when I came back from work. I came out kind of early. It was like fucking 3 p.m. And then she was like laying down, I guess. She seemed normal. I was like, okay, I guess she didn't get wasted. And then I walk into my room, get dressed, you know, put my comfies on. And I lay down for like two minutes. You know, think about my life. Should I end it, you know? Should I end it? Is this the name? Is it gonna be today? Is it gonna be today? Are you greasy? I'm naked, dude, looking through my window. Looking at myself in the mirror. Katie's back there just watch watching things talking. She has like a she has like a she's drinking coffee.

SPEAKER_04

She's like pussy. Fucking dead or it's like, no, what a weirdo.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no, dude, but yeah, dude. So mom, I don't know what happened. We gotta get the story. We gotta know what happened. Yeah, but don't know. Then I I came out there and she was like, like she I heard her go to the restroom, and then you just hear and I was like, I don't hear anything. Surprise, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04

She's just driving the colour.

SPEAKER_05

It's like offset, like it's not even a melody, it's just like a like it's super random. It's like jazz, dude.

SPEAKER_04

It's like jazz.

SPEAKER_05

Just kidding, but popping.

SPEAKER_04

She's scatting or whatever. She's scatting, jack.

SPEAKER_05

She's scatting. Well, I came home from lunch today, like at 1 30. It was hilarious though. It was at 1 30. For lunch. And then she was just like and cuddled up.

SPEAKER_04

You know how like when you walk in the door, yeah, yeah. And the first thing you see is like, you know, the the couch, the back of the couch. Yeah. Because you know how it has it's like a U.

SPEAKER_05

So she's in the corner and she's just you just see her little head. And then she's like watching something. And then I was just like, You okay? She goes, like, no, my head hurts. I was like, oh shit. I was like, I was like, had you had yourself a good time last night, or what? She did. She's just like, uh, they they we're drinking this. They uh so and so brought out this alcohol or this tequila. It was terrible, or some terrible tasting tequila, or some sh some shit like that, dude.

SPEAKER_04

But it was there was one point where I was just like, oh, this is hilarious, you know? But like there was one point where she was like she was like facing like the pillow. Oh so she it was hilarious.

SPEAKER_05

She was it kind of looked like this. Watch that. She was like this.

SPEAKER_04

So she she like she she buried her her head into the pillow and like turned her body around and like buried like her head into the pillow. And I'm just like, Are you okay? She goes, like, my head. She's squishing it with two toes. I was like, what time you got work today? And she goes, I'm off today. I was like, Oh, thank God.

SPEAKER_05

Stop yelling, please. Keep it down. Anthony, keep it down. Keep it down. Oh my god, you're screaming at me. Well, and then when did you send that picture of it? When I got home from work, when you got well done from work, or like, okay. I clocked down and she was like laying down on the couch. The other couch now. That was Rux for a second, dude. I'm not gonna lie. I was like, oh, somebody got put Rux pajamas. She was all kind of up. Oh my god. That shit was hilarious. Did we show this? No, it was funny, dude. I was like, what's up? What's wrong with you? She goes, Well, you're still you're still hurting. She goes, Yes.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't even know she was there on the couch when I got when I walked in.

SPEAKER_05

Oh man.

SPEAKER_04

And then like an hour later, like you you see her with the blanket over her.

SPEAKER_05

She's like laying down with the blanket over her. I was like, oh man, you're really feeling it today. She was cut, she covered herself with her rug over there. Yeah. She was seeing a taquito right there in the in the middle of the living room. So mom is wasted. I get that uh image, you know, I get that text from this in the group chat, and I'm like, dude, wow. And I look at the clock, dude. It's like it's almost seven. It's almost seven p.m. Yeah. And she's still out. I'm like, dude. She's but she's she's been like that the whole day. The whole day. What if it's depression? It's not depression. I almost almost put, almost put. This is what depression looks like, Lena. No, it's not depression, dude. She's just really feeling it, dude.

SPEAKER_03

Being hung over over the age of 50.

SPEAKER_04

She must have, yeah. It takes like a whole day for them to.

SPEAKER_05

She's a senior citizen now, dude. Yeah, she's a senior citizen. Mad discounts. Mad discounts. It's true, she is. She is. And um we're gonna take advantage of that right now. I hop. Anytime I'm going to buoys, I'm gonna ask my mom if she wants to come. Get that discount, man. We're gonna get a 10% off the ticket. Still gonna be 20 bucks. Thank you so much. What's up, Miss Tasty? What's up, what's up? Love it, dude. We're gonna make that happen. Yeah, but yeah, so mom's wasted. She's hung over, she's feeling it right now. She's walking now. That's good. I saw her walking. She was walking. Yeah, she walked. She's definitely been choking. She's been walking the whole day. She's been walking the whole day, like to the bathroom, and then coming back out to the couch. She walked that time. Oh man, that's great. She's more like a she went from one couch to the other. Yeah. She likes she's like a nomad around in the house. We well, she always used to tell us when we were like hung over Pesquetas Party. Busquetas party. Basquitas party. Yeah, dude. But it is what it is. So like I figured, you know, this is uh not a special pod, but it's definitely uh it's definitely uh a bear a bearless pod. We should give her a we should have given her a shot at tequila offer to make her feel better. Nah, she wouldn't have took it. So on this bearless pod, we are uh we start we wanted to talk about our uh our drunk mom partying and being hungover. And since we're on the topic of being hungover, yeah. I mean it's gonna be you know Katie Katie likes to there was one time where it was very wow. I mean Is that a segue to Katie? Segway we're gonna are we gonna talk about Katie now and her and you know her being hungover? Basically Katie Katie. Katie likes to party, bro. Dude, yo, yo. Katie loves to party. There's a party. Katie's gonna be there. She'll be there. Katie, is this a fact? Do you like to party?

unknown

Oh, I like to have fun.

SPEAKER_05

So she likes to party. Yeah, there you go. Just said that. Exactly. Well, our point that we're making, Katie. Thank you so much. That's exactly what we're talking about, dude. I don't want to get nuts! You know, she's out here.

SPEAKER_06

A social butterfly, you know?

SPEAKER_05

Definitely a butterfly. Definitely butterfly. Definitely butterfly. She flies everywhere. Socially drinking. Socially drinking butterfly. Socially drinking. Oh my god, you should get that tattooed. Right here. Right here. Right here. I'm the butterfly.

SPEAKER_03

I'm the butterfly. I'm sexual. Not the tramp stamp on the back. No, on the tit. On the tit.

SPEAKER_05

On your titty. Yeah. Hey boys. Hey boys. Hello, fellas. Hello, fellas. Here I am. Here I am. Yeah, dude, that shit is nuts. So uh speaking to Katie, uh there's this one time. There was a runtime, it was hilarious. It was pretty hilarious. Was it? For us, for us, for us it was hilarious. It was not for us for us, yes. This this lady decides to to fucking turn up the night before. Turn up, right? And then swing on over to our house. What day is it? She almost woke me up. She she parties her ass off. She didn't wake me on a Saturday night. She didn't wake me up, but my sister did. And I was like, why did you wake me up to tell me what I probably could have figured out when I woke up in the morning? Yeah, exactly. You know? Oh man.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but this lady Saturday night. This little Katie, Saturday night, going into Sunday morning, decides to pop in.

SPEAKER_05

Get smacked up.

SPEAKER_03

It was not my proudest moment. It wasn't her proudest moment. I thought I could hang with the Tia's, and apparently I couldn't. I could not. I could not.

SPEAKER_05

You cannot just level C is shit. I know.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not at the Tia level like that.

SPEAKER_05

They have suffered for so many years. They have suffered for so long. They've dealt with so much bullshit in their lives. In their lives. Yeah. And they could still and they still blame others. Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Katie, you don't want to be at a no, I don't. Because it takes a certain amount of uh it's a lot of it's a lot of challenges put in front of you. You're not ready to be a drunk dia, Katie. No, I'm not. Stay at your level, Katie. We got a couple of those. You know, it's good. We know a couple of them. We know a couple of them. That's for sure.

SPEAKER_05

They're beasts. They are a beast. They're a whole other animal. They're on next level. Okay, I can't. You know, Frank the tank? No, it's the man, dude.

SPEAKER_04

And the man. And the man.

SPEAKER_05

Well. What the fuck is going on here? Because she drinks like a man, dude. Her name's Anne. Name's Anne. And the man. Drinks like a man. Dude, that is great. I love that. And the man, baby. Oh man. And the man. And the man. You know? And the man. Yo. Alright. So it's a Saturday night. Sunday morning. Now it's a Sunday morning. Ooh, and it's football season, baby. And football season. Football season, baby. Come on now. And football. Take me back. And take it back back. This lady decides to come over and crash. Yes. And then the next morning, we're up, baby. It's sun, it's Sunday football. 8 a.m. 8 a.m. we're getting started.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you know what?

SPEAKER_05

We were up at like 6 30. 6 30. We were up at 6.30 because it was a London game. London game. So I was up at like 5 a.m. 6 a.m. with a coffee. 6 a.m. ready. Oh yeah, 6 a.m. So sit down, baby. And watch football, dude. From 6 a.m. to 10. Yeah, 10 p.m. Because I watched the highlights after. Watch, we watch the game. Yeah, watch everyone. Just in case I missed something. Yeah. We watched the highlights of the game that all the games that we missed. And we miss a lot of games. We missed a lot of games. I want to say like two or three games we probably miss.

SPEAKER_04

And this lady decides to knock out in our domain. In our living room.

SPEAKER_05

There's five TVs. Out of all games on Football Sunday. Football Sunday. Three men, grown men, in their underwear. Yelling at the TV. Yelling at the TV. Yelling so loud.

SPEAKER_03

My head was hurting so bad.

SPEAKER_05

We purposely did it. And we did it so more. We purposely did it more. Pretty sure Anthony spent a lot of head a couple times. A lot of clapping.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

There was a lot of clapping. There's a lot of yelling. There's a lot of yelling. Directly at her. At her. Just chaos, dude. Just fucking just chaos. That's all you hear, dude. I turned a rock. I turned a rock, dude. I was just like the whole time. She was on the couch. She's on the couch. So the first hit she takes, it's morning, and then we turn on the TV. Yeah, morning. Next hit. The volume. The volume. And then the next hit, the screaming. The screaming. Then us cheering. Then us going, Kitty! Katie, kidding! And then and then it's like, and then we're just kinda I'm like telling her, I'm like yelling at her to make me food when I'm like, when she's hungover. And I'm like, Katie, fucking go make us some breakfast or some shit.

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_05

I think I ended up. I'm like, Katie, go make pancakes. I'll just say pancakes at a it came to a point where I was just saying pancakes at her. And I was just saying breakfast foods at her.

SPEAKER_04

That's funny, dude. That's all I was doing. Did I did I make you breakfast? Or no. I think I was someone brought pizza. Yeah. So our our oh Grey Bush came over that day. It was like a phone. Great bush came over that day. Yeah, and he brought Costco pizza. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I think I like stomached one slice and I woke your ass up.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I told you to get up and have pizza. And I was it was funny. We woke her up to eat pizza. Yeah, woke her up to eat pizza. I was like, you better you sit down and you and you shut up.

SPEAKER_06

You're gonna eat all your food. You're gonna eat all your food.

SPEAKER_04

You're gonna eat all your food. Oh yeah. That shit was. Let this be a lesson to you.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no, you guys kept saying, You want to keep drinking? You want to beer kitty? You want to keep drinking?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's true. We were like, you want a beer kid?

SPEAKER_03

No, oh just a thought. I ran to the restroom. Uh uh.

SPEAKER_05

She we're I just started drinking drinking. That's so funny as shit. No, I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_04

We were like, it's gonna go away. Your headache could go away. Just drink the beer. Just drink the beer. I made her a mix drink.

SPEAKER_05

I made a mix drink and pretended I made it for her. I'm gonna give it. She's like, no.

SPEAKER_06

No, I can't no. Um did one of these things.

SPEAKER_05

One of these. You're a pussy.

SPEAKER_03

She was like Dracula, dude.

SPEAKER_05

With the when you hit him with the cross, you hit him with Draco. So all this goes down, dude. That was so great, dude. We're cheering, we're laughing, grabbed the cross, dude, and it fucking set flames. Set of flames. It was funny. I turned, I remember turning the rock at one point. I was just like, fucking Katie picked the wrong day to crash. Come over, dude. Come over, dude. Definitely picked the wrong day, dude. So before we get into it. And then Grey Bush came and I was like, oh, that's that was my that's my friend Katie. We had sex last night. Yeah, remember that one? Dude, that was so good. That was so good. It was cracking up. It was cracking up because Alice like put it down last night. Put it down last night, you know? Oh, I was like, I wouldn't uh I mean I wouldn't use heavy machinery. You know, trip a lot of liquids, hydrate yourself, hydrate yourself, you know, after shocks will happen. Be ready for it, dude. Great bush was cracking up, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Great bush was laughing, man.

SPEAKER_05

That was so good. That shit was funny, dude. He had a blast. That was a good one. He was just like, what the fuck? He trips out on us so much. He does good times. Um at one point he was like, Who's who's that? Who's that? She was just laid out. You're just back, that's it. All you say is back the whole time.

SPEAKER_03

No, didn't he like not know I was there for a while? He didn't know you were there.

SPEAKER_04

We saw that, you moved.

SPEAKER_05

You were oh shit. You like moved, yeah. She did a quick twitch. He's like, there's somebody there. Yes. Oh shit, dude. Yes. Like, I don't know if she's alive. He's like, there's someone in the in the in the blanket. It's so fucking loud, dude. Everything's just so loud. What? What was that? We're cheering on our team. No, it's the third quarter. No, it's third quarter. Yeah, we got one more quarter. Yo, so great. God, I love football Sundays, dude. Sunday is the best. And and and I just want to know, Katie. Yes. What was on your mind? Did you go? I feel safe. I'm gonna. And you were in the safest place for sure. However, definitely in the safest place. Yeah. But at what cost?

SPEAKER_03

It was a pretty big cost. It was. It was. It was not worth it. It was not one of my proudest moments. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Didn't we have breakfast? No, we had pizza.

SPEAKER_04

Because Grey Bush brought pizza. Oh yeah, that's what we brought Costco pizza.

SPEAKER_05

That's why I was like, we'll get some food. Get us some pizza.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, where we went with um no dream dropping, bro. My bad.

SPEAKER_04

Did he not tell you the rules? I did not say that. My bad. My bad. Come on, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I remember that time though. So definitely not one of your proudest moments. I want to know. Tell the people. And they want to know what happened on Saturday night.

SPEAKER_03

Um, wow. It was was it Halloween? The weekend before Halloween, maybe? This is a scarf. I don't remember. Who were you dressed as?

SPEAKER_05

She was drunk, dude. She doesn't remember.

SPEAKER_03

I was dressed in all black. Of course. With a black skirt. A little like witch's hat. Like everybody was like different versions of like a witch, basically. So it was all girls, all the Theas. And we went to the themed Halloween bar in Downy.

SPEAKER_06

Ooh.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, we went to the themed Halloween bar in Downy. It was so cool. Um, made friends with the bartender. Oh. And we got a lot of drinks.

SPEAKER_05

There we go. Yeah. Here we go. You gotta make friends with the bartender.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, we did, we did.

SPEAKER_05

Nice. So that's how the Theos roll. See, that's how the Theatre is. That's how the Theos roll.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

You gotta work on that, Katie. Dude, that's a good thing. That's the thing of color right there.

SPEAKER_02

Fucking bird.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. Yeah. Fuck you. Fucking bitch. Fucking bitch. Fuck that bitch.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. So after that, we left the bar and then we went bar hopping in like other boys in Downey. Nice. And um eventually, like, all the the started dying off, and like, and then there was just two of us. Literally dying off. Literally. It turned like day. It was turned night. Turning in for the night.

SPEAKER_05

They turned into pumpkins. The clock struck 10. 10 p.m. 10 p.m. They got snoozy. They got snoozy. 10 p.m. 10 p.m.

SPEAKER_04

They started one by one. They started to dispersion. Well, I think we started early. I think we started at like 7 30.

SPEAKER_05

They're just boots. These are Katie's Katie's tens. Oh shit. Yeah, my bad. The fuck, dude. Alright. So they're melting into boots. They're melting away. They're all cold because no one brought a jacket. Barely closed. They all drove. They all drove.

SPEAKER_04

They all drove.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my gosh. Okay, shut up. Dude, you keep bringing stuff up. They planned this night for two years.

SPEAKER_03

No. It was very last minute.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, okay. They're dying off. Go, go. Dying off.

SPEAKER_03

So then there were only two of us left. It was just me and one of the Diaz. Oh man. And then we're a veteran. We ended up at one of the bars in Downey, like near downtown Downey. And then I don't I don't remember. Well, I remember, but like she was like doing her own thing, spinning game, you know, she was doing her own thing. She's single too, so I was like just kind of by myself. Yeah. Yeah. And then um there was, you know, unfortunately, some creepy guys, and I did not feel safe. So I left.

SPEAKER_05

That was me, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03

And I was like very upset, and I ended up being followed. And so I started panicking a little bit, and then I found like finally found like a group of people and they Ubered me home. Well they they Ubered me here.

SPEAKER_05

Actually, yeah. So you gave them our address. Did you forget your address?

SPEAKER_03

Apparently. Obviously, I did not want to go home. I was really upset. Idiot. I know. And that was how there was nobody home that day, too. And I literally like, I didn't want to go home.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't want to go home to like an empty house because I was upset about being followed and all that.

SPEAKER_05

Got it. Did you think that we had more alcohol here?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_05

So why did you come here to the home?

SPEAKER_03

Just because I didn't want to be alone.

SPEAKER_05

I didn't want to be alone.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't.

SPEAKER_04

Well, you definitely weren't alone.

SPEAKER_03

I I know.

SPEAKER_05

Luckily, I was up and I was able to open the door for you. Yeah. You could just I was like one of the only ones. Katie, and I'm sleeping. You could just come right next to me. Oh my god. Just time through the back window. Yeah, like you normally do. Like I normally do. Like you normally do. Alright. Shut up. Katie just blessed us with her presence in a very long time. Very long time. It's been a while since Katie's been by. That's true. It's very cheap. It's been very good. We're getting it all out.

SPEAKER_04

Katie, this is good stuff, okay? This is really good stuff. This is great stuff. The people want to know. Okay. All right. People don't want to know. This is just good stuff to talk about.

SPEAKER_05

So you're here. You're here at the house. Yes. We love you, Katie. And Anthony opens the door for you because you're out there. He thought he totally should have opened the door. I said, nah. But he opened it for you. So it's just a good one. I did not hesitate. That didn't happen.

SPEAKER_04

It's just 2 a.m. and I'm like, who the fuck is here? And I sometimes I get scared. Yeah, of course. I'm just like, who the fuck is out here? You know?

SPEAKER_05

I'm scared of nothing. Sometimes I get spooked. I'm like, some fucking somebody out here. There's a figure. All I just see is a figure. So I opened the door and I'm like, all right, well, let's see who it is. All I see is an eyeball outside like Jurassic Park, dude. She just she just wobbled in and stuff.

SPEAKER_04

Nice little wobble in.

SPEAKER_05

She was stumbling.

SPEAKER_04

And then Alina came down and helped you and stuff.

SPEAKER_05

Consulted. Was the bear here too? Yeah, the bear was here. Really? Yeah. Oh yeah. She braided your hair. She braided your hair. Yeah. So put you in PJs. Do you remember that night?

SPEAKER_03

She I remember she put me in PJs. I remember sitting on her floor crying. I was so you don't understand. I was scared. Like I legit was really, really scared. I was walking alone. Hope you learned your lesson. I did.

SPEAKER_05

Full disclosure.

SPEAKER_03

Full disclosure. I cannot hang with the TS.

SPEAKER_05

Do not hang with the TIS. They're dangerous. Do not do it. We already established it. If you slow one of them. You slow one of them down, they will just drop you. They'll leave you there. They left their kids at, you know, at stores. Yeah. Just because they didn't want to wait.

SPEAKER_03

I had gone to another party at the at the house shortly after that, and I didn't want to drink. And they're just like, you're killing the vibe. Like, you need to go.

SPEAKER_05

Get her out of here. It's kill or be killed, dude. Kill or be killed. I can't keep up with these bitches. Yeah. It's kill or be killed, you know? You're like water. That was like fourth shot. I kind of need water. She's like, water. Fuck you guys. That's right. For what? For what? For your liver? Pussy, dude. Pussy.

SPEAKER_01

You're a pussy.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, so she's upstairs. She's in PJs. She's crying on the floor. She's like, and then she comes, she comes down. So we're gonna pause there, okay? Because from my perspective, I got work in the morning. Alright. So I I see all this commotion or whatever. I think she goes upstairs. Cool. But before all this, we decide we're gonna watch the new conjuring movie.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Uh or like is it the conjuring? Yeah, right. The last the last one. Oh yeah, that was good. And it was a good movie. It was good, and it I haven't been scared like that in a very long time. So it scared the shit out of funny, dude. Right? And we're watching it with everybody. Yeah, watching everybody. Yeah, watching it with everybody, and we're having a good time. Yeah. We're all freaking out together, right? So it's just uh, I think we watched weapons first, and then we watched that one. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_04

So we didn't know I think we watched weapons after because weapons was like the last thing. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

So we watched those two movies. Was weapons first. Was weapons first? Okay, yeah. Well, whatever. We'd watch both of those movies. We watched both of those movies, and it you know, it's Halloween, it's Halloween time, you know? It's October. We go watch some scary stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then late at night, this one comes over. This was like a week before. We watched the movies, and then this happened a week later. Two weeks later, right? Yeah, yeah. Scare this shit out of it. This one comes over, and then this is still fresh in my mind because I still I I have I I still get scared sometimes about like night shit. You're a pussy. Yeah, you're a pussy. I didn't do the uh piano. Okay, okay. Do it there it is. That was good. So we're freaking out, we're scared, right? Uh you're scared. Who's scared? Well, I'm freaking out, I'm scared because Katie's here, and then she's upstairs, she's in PJ's crying on the floor, and then later on, uh, she comes in our living room and she's passed out on our couch, and I'm like, okay, well, she's trying to go to bed. That's cool. And then I I finally find a groove to pass out to go to sleep so I can get because I got work in the morning. And then I'm like, oh, dude, and I feel this like I gotta take a piss, right? So I get up, and as I get up, I walk into the living room. Everything is dark. Yeah, everything's dark. And and all the only light that's on is uh the kitchen light. Uh but it's the dim one. The dim microwave light. The one that goes over the stove. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's on. So it's kind of it's dim, but it's still like you can see, but you can't really see, yeah. And all I see is a head with a blanket over it. Oh my god. Sitting crisscross applesauce. Oh wow. And I I see this. Oh no.

unknown

Oh, no way.

SPEAKER_05

And then I hear. And I'm like, oh, Minnie Mouse was there? Minnie Mouse. Cookie Minnie Mouse is in her house. Kirby was there.

SPEAKER_03

No way.

SPEAKER_05

Kirby. So I'm like, okay. I'm scared. Alright, this is scary.

SPEAKER_04

I'm scared.

SPEAKER_05

I'm scared. So I go to the bathroom, I I pee, but before I do that, I do that thing where you turn on the light, you turn on the light real quick. So I'm like, all right, we're good. So I close the door, I take a piss, wash the hands, turn off the light real fast, close the door behind me real fast, just in case. You never know. You never know. Somebody's gonna grab me. And I'm like, fuck, man, this is scary, dude. I'm freaking I'm freaking out. So I'm like, what do I do to keep this woman from fucking getting possessed and stabbing everyone? She's stabbing me and stabbing all of us in her sleep. Oh my god. So I go over there and I tell her too much movies. I tell I go over there and I tell her for my sake and for hopefully for her sake, if it works. Yeah you need to pray. You need to pray right now. So I I prayed with her. I don't know if she remembers this. No. She was half she was half drunk. She was half drunk, half possessed. She was possessed. No way this happened. And I'm just like, I Give her a prayer and then she starts.

SPEAKER_04

And she stays still and I'm like demon and then she went and then she went like this wake.

SPEAKER_06

She did the fucking She just like it.

SPEAKER_02

No way. There's no elevator.

SPEAKER_04

She elevated dude.

unknown

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04

Oh man. You watch too much movies, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Way too much movies.

SPEAKER_04

Way too much movies, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Way too much movies.

SPEAKER_04

You just hear the bones cracking.

SPEAKER_05

But I'm serious. I I started praying with her. I started praying for her and with her. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

And then she was just kind of just like, the demon was released, dude. Stop!

SPEAKER_06

Not happening.

SPEAKER_04

That would have spooked the shit out of you, dude.

SPEAKER_05

And then I see her with still the blanket. So she stands up and she lays back on the couch and she goes and she lays down until I go to bed. And I'm just like, I think we're good. Okay. I'm gonna go to sleep now. The demon has been released. Excuse the demons. So I lay down and I'm trying to go to bed, and then I'm like, dude, I swear to God. If I wake up in the middle of the night, she's just standing up. Staring right over you. She squat the shit out of you. You punch the shit out of this chick, dude. I don't care. I don't care. She's just levitating.

unknown

Get off of it.

SPEAKER_05

You wake up, you're levitating, dude. But I'm just like, I go, I go. I was scared, bro. That's why Ruben. That's why I don't watch scary movies. Well, I do. I still watch it movies. There's no way that happened. It really happened. There's no way. It happened. I'm not making this shit up. I was just playing. I knew I should have recorded it, dude. No one was gonna, I don't think anybody was gonna believe me.

SPEAKER_06

No, I don't.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I I didn't never told you this because I don't think you never have everything. I didn't want to tell you. Do you remember that one time? You were possessed. You were possessed. You were possessed. Let's fuck that. Oh man. Yeah, so that happens. I was just freaking out, dude. And turns out that was the last time she stayed here at the house.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

unknown

Yep.

SPEAKER_05

At least you had a lot of fun. But at least you had fun. Yeah. Well, what I had a lot of fun. Yeah, we did. You made my Sunday on the sure. Yeah, that was a fun Sunday. That was part of the top 10 Sundays. It's a really good Sunday. It was a really good Sunday.

SPEAKER_03

I did not just disturb a single Sunday after that. Yes. You did not see me a single Sunday after that.

SPEAKER_05

And for that, Katie, we salute you. We salute you. Oh wing. Thank you, Katie. We appreciate it. That was a good time. It was good times, Katie. That was amazing. We love having you. We love having you here. Poor Katie. But yeah, uh, but but yeah, Katie's here, and this is gonna be a Katie pod. That was just the intro. That was just the intro, baby. That was just the whole intro. You're ready for the road. Sorry. I'm just kidding. Poor whole intro. That's funny, dude. Oh, bad. But but Katie, we love having you here. It's a lot of fun. Yeah. It's it's great. It's been great. It's been you. We miss you. We needed this. We missed you. We miss you guys all the time. We needed this. I know. You're awesome. We needed to let this out for sure. Yes, this is so fun. Do you have a uh a fond memory that you have with the brothers? Which time? Or just one? Or just one. Whatever comes to your mind. Well, that was ours, I would say. That would be pretty fun. And I just said my my fondest memory with you, which is also my scariest memory with you as well. Um but uh we'll go to Alan and Anthony for their memory free. But do you have one for us? Oh my gosh. Spootball Sunday. Um, Anthony's Anthony's okay. That's probably part of mine. That was part of that.

SPEAKER_03

I think one of my favorite memories is uh whose party was it where we did karaoke?

SPEAKER_05

Uh probably mine or Anthony's party. Anthony we did karaoke. Wasn't karaoke? Did we do karaoke?

SPEAKER_03

We're um were we swimming? Did you swim? No, no, did I?

unknown

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

I don't remember which party it was, but I remember you guys had the whole setup.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, did you drink? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

No, I didn't get drunk.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you did drink.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I did drink. Yeah, we were all singing karaoke. Um I forgot.

SPEAKER_05

I forgot whether we did that twice, though. Maybe we do that all the time.

SPEAKER_03

Maybe Alina's birthday. Maybe maybe Alina's birthday. It was Alina's party. Yeah, it was. That was definitely, I think, one of one of my fondest memories. We did go swimming. Yeah. Yeah, we did go swimming, and then um that was oh that was just a lot of fun. It was great vibes, great people.

SPEAKER_05

That was last this year. No, last year. Last year. Yeah. That was a good time.

SPEAKER_03

It was a good time. It was a fun time. Yeah, I never thought I'd do karaoke ever in my life.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, she's saying my homes. You've never done it? No, I had no hopes.

SPEAKER_03

I had never done karaoke, no. Yeah. You seem like I refused to do it. And then my singing in front of people. Yeah, and I was like, okay, well, if I do it, you have to pick the song for me.

SPEAKER_05

I picked my homes. She goes, What if I don't know the words? I'm like, you know the songs. I know the words. I was like, you know the fucking words. It's her anthem. It's her first anthem. Yep. You and your humps. No, it's her milkshakes. Oh, the milkshakes. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

Is milkshake's your anthem?

SPEAKER_05

Next party? The next party.

SPEAKER_04

Is it because you're you're white, your pale white pie? Milkshake. Katie pie.

SPEAKER_05

Katie pie. You're the reason why. I drink so much. See it up. You need to go home. Get your ass up. Get your ass up out of my house. See that shit? That's off the dome. That's just off the dome right there.

SPEAKER_03

When he first told me that intro, I thought he was gonna say the nicest thing about me, and I'm waiting there, waiting for him to say something nice.

SPEAKER_05

He's like, go he didn't know. Get up. Get the fuck out of my house. Oh, so good. That ain't my mom's avocados. Penny pie. Pep. Should we talk about the avocado thing? Let's put it to rest. Let's put it to rest.

SPEAKER_02

I think you two were here.

SPEAKER_05

We replaced them. She replaced it.

SPEAKER_02

And you never told your mom.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

You never. I just told her I brought them. I was like, mom, I picked these out for you. I know Katie ate your avocados. She ate it. I figured I'd just keep it in one avocado.

SPEAKER_03

I literally came to bring her flowers for her birthday. Yeah, she was home.

SPEAKER_05

She went upstairs.

SPEAKER_03

I asked her if she got her avocados. And she's like, what avocados?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, hell. She's like the ones you ate? Avocados, Katie? Those?

SPEAKER_02

I replaced them.

SPEAKER_04

She did replace them. She did replace them. I was here.

SPEAKER_05

She did still play stuff. You just didn't talk. I told her.

SPEAKER_03

She's like, I had half of one. I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, cool.

SPEAKER_05

There you go. She replaced. She's like, how much did you have, Katie? Oh, that was good, man. That was a good one, too. Note to self. Note to all of you out there. Do not touch another woman's avocado's avocados. It's not worth it. Or don't touch our avocados. Or just don't touch my mom's avocados over here. Just stay away from it. We can have my avocados. We have a cousin out there. We miss him. We haven't seen him in forever. Haven't seen him since. Touch my mom's avocados. My mom started trying to bread. He only ate half. He only ate half. Half the avocados. Katie ate the whole avocado. Katie ate a whole avocado. I saw that. She's like, is that?

SPEAKER_02

I asked for permission. Who told me? Yes. I forgot who told me.

SPEAKER_05

She's like, it might have been Alina. Yeah. The person that never passed. Alina gave her the green light and she goes, ooky. And then she fucking she made her fucking whole avocado. And I looked at her plate and I was like, what the fuck is that? And she's like, it's avocado toast. I'm like, no, it's not. That is that is avocado with like bread crumbs. Bread, like it's it was just pure, it was pure avocado. I just ate the avocado. I was like, oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03

I hadn't eaten like the whole day. I was so hungry.

SPEAKER_05

That is a little bit more. You gotta stop doing that, too. You're treating avocado like peanut butter, and you need to stop. You need to cut that out. Okay. That's exactly what it looked like, too. It looked like she just didn't peanut butter on the toast. And then the best part is when I went, oh yeah, that was good. And then you all went crazy with it. And then I said Alan. He went, no, yeah. And we're just like, oh shit. And then we tell she's like, what? What? What? And goes, my mom's gonna hate you. Remember I told you I told you about the paper towels. Yes. I never told you about the avocados. You did not. No, I totally forgot about paper towels. But I warned you about the paper towels. So imagine the avocados. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04

What's what's what about the paper towels?

SPEAKER_03

Touch the paper towels, right? Don't touch the paper towels. You guys ration those?

SPEAKER_05

We ration them. Yes. We run through them though. If it's a spill, like a big spill on the floor, we don't use the paper towels. No, we do not. Or newspaper or nothing. We we let it sit there. We let it a little bit there for a week naturally. For a week and then it disappears. And then the floor's sticky. And then the floor's sticky.

SPEAKER_04

That reminds me, I spilled fucking Orchata yesterday.

SPEAKER_05

And then I'm like, mom, that's this floor's getting real sticky, mom. Something has to happen here. Gotta mop it. Gotta clean it. Gotta do something with this. Some of this with the spore, mom. I'm gonna cut this out, dude. I'm gonna put this on it. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. If anything, it makes us look bad. I'm like, fuck. It makes us look bad. That's fine. You never clean after yourself. Fuck. We're not gonna do that. Every time you tell us that shit is bro. We're not gonna get into this, dude. I stopped.

SPEAKER_04

I stopped doing this. That shit got too much, man.

SPEAKER_05

It's a lot. It's a lot. You know what's funny I like how she's buying the paper, the paper uh plates. Yeah. I I told her, just keep buying those fucking paper plates. Saving our lives, dude. Just do it. The avocado thing.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Enough with the avocados.

SPEAKER_05

I'm just I'm just saying, dude. Let's put it to bed, dude. Let's put it to rest today. No more avocado. We're not gonna talk about the avocado. We're not gonna talk about it, but I'm just saying. Unless you don't, unless you really still like avocados that much. I don't know if you still do.

SPEAKER_03

I will never ever touch another another avocado in this house ever again. Not even not even guacamole or Earthgate.

SPEAKER_04

Don't even bring avocado here.

SPEAKER_03

I I told Ruben earlier I was scared to go fill my water bottle up. I said, can you can you go fill it up for me? I'm scared to touch anything in this house. That's right.

SPEAKER_05

Don't do it. Any reason. Oh, that's so good, dude. Today's not the day either. Yeah, she's hung over. She's hung over. This is not the day, dude. She'll be. Nah, I don't think she'd she's the bat is in her cave. Yes. The old bat. The old bat like the bat is in her cave. The bat is back. Oh my god. It's so funny because it's a classic joke. It's so classic. It's so universal, but it hits a little home for me when I hear it because it's just like, yo, that's right. She can't see. She's blind. And I remember Alan one time. Alan told her a joke or whatever. Yeah. I was like, how do you sleep at night? He goes upside down. And the dark upside down.

SPEAKER_04

In the dark upside down.

SPEAKER_05

My mom caught on to her own. She's heavy. She's like, stop calling me a bat. Oh man.

SPEAKER_04

That was so funny, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Oh. He's calling me a bat. She's all mad. She got all mad and started hitting me. That's funny, man.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, we pick on her mind so much, though. Pick on her so much. So you're not the only one. Everybody gets it.

SPEAKER_03

I know. I think I I got it a little bit more than everybody else for a while, though. For a while, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

It's just your you just make it easy.

SPEAKER_03

I know. I do.

SPEAKER_05

We're uh, you know, we're breaking you in. Yeah, we're breaking you in. Toughening me up. Yeah, you go. I needed it. You know, we're filling each other out, and then you know.

SPEAKER_04

I think that's what it is. We're we're trying to feel for you. Get a feel for you. We're trying to fill you around.

SPEAKER_05

Trying to fill you around. You know what I mean? Yes. Like not like not like feel yes, like fill you, like fill you out.

SPEAKER_06

Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, like out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Not like in, but like out. Not like in, but out, you know. Surprise, motherfucker. That's what it is, dude. But uh kidding, Katie. But we but we love having you here. Alan, do you have a special moment that you that you that uh that hits home when you think about Katie? I don't think about Katie. I don't think about Katie. Nah, nah, nah, not at all. Not really, nah. That's best up. And you never once paid for drugs. Not once. No, just kidding. No. Um, there's a lot of cool moments we had. We had a lot of fun. Um, I can't remember the funny stuff. I don't know. I just there's so many, like, what did we have? I think that one time where you smoked with your boy Rick James for the first time. Did you smoke with your boy Rick James for the first time? That was fire. I was stuck on the couch for a long time. You know those commercials in the back of the under the influence commercial? That's Katie's. That's Katie. She's like, she can't hear you. Like, if she's like, I was telling somebody was talking to Katie, and I was like, She can't hear you. She smoked pot with your friend, and now she just does this. Now she just does this stuff. She just sits there. She just sits there. Dude, she was faded.

SPEAKER_03

I was. Okay. I was just stuck on the couch. I remember I was so thirsty, too, and I just couldn't move.

SPEAKER_05

Me too. I was like, dude. This is strong stuff.

SPEAKER_06

That's fucking great, dude. Oh my goodness, dude.

SPEAKER_05

That is awesome. I think uh another time was when I uh we when we we go to like church group sometimes. Yeah, those all the those are always fun. Yeah. Because I'm always trying like like fucking talk down on her name all the time. In front of her church friends. She has a little group at church. You do? And so I'm always like going in, and I'm like, I'm gonna tell them that you smoke with me. He's just threatening her the whole time.

SPEAKER_06

And she's like, don't shut up. Don't say that to that.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna tell him you drink, you fucking S you on the weekends.

SPEAKER_03

They act like them on the weekends too. Yeah, see?

SPEAKER_05

That's true. That's true. That's true. Do they do they do they drink at all? They drink, yeah. Yeah, they do. Wait, are they are they the theos? No. No, no, no, they're the theos.

SPEAKER_03

No, this is true too.

SPEAKER_05

No, we all have I mean, no, they're good people, man. They really are. It's really cool to see hang out with them. Um that's tight. Yeah, I didn't expect them to remember my name, but they do.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, they ask for you all the time. Really? Yeah, they really do. That's awesome. They really do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Every time I I've been trying to go, I just haven't been able to.

SPEAKER_03

I haven't been able to either, honestly. Not much. I uh not lately, huh? No. Softball's kind of flashing.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I'm just gonna go. I know.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, she's pro. No way, you're pronounced. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_05

She's all pro. She's all double A double A ball? Yeah, double A ball. All pro. She's the best shortstop. They have. Are you a shortstop?

SPEAKER_03

No, third or for third or second.

SPEAKER_05

Is that what like the position you're gonna catcher?

SPEAKER_03

Um, since I've been playing uh adult softball, yeah. Well, they've they've had me everywhere in field, first, second, short, and third. Oh nice and I prefer third or second right now.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god. Have her at home run.

SPEAKER_03

My coach literally the last couple games has Katie's strong.

SPEAKER_05

She works out. She works out, she works out legs.

SPEAKER_03

I do.

SPEAKER_06

She does. She really does. You work out your legs?

SPEAKER_05

Strongest catcher down. But uh, but but other than that, man, Katie, we love having you here. Thanks for uh filling in today. Thanks for filling in today. We truly appreciate it. And uh regardless. Happy to be here. Regardless of the case. Yeah, we definitely had fun this time. This is not the see, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about right now, dude. Before we go, does anybody have anything to say to the people before we get out of here? Just want to say hi, nothing. Katie, you want to say something? You're good? Hello? Thanks for having me, guys. I want to say that me and Katie raced each other at a shotgun. Yes. We did a shotgun race. Oh, like alcohol, beer? I did. You beat her? I did in front of my friends. Wow. That's why I hate her. That's why I hate her. That's why I can't stand a look at her. That's why I can't stand a look at her. That's why I don't return her calls. But if you seen her, if you seen her hole, it was like this big. Oh my god. And then my hole was like, I'll just like just like a little needle. It's like a just a little pinhole. Nah, but she did. She fucking she went. She guzzled it up. She waterboarded herself. She yesterday. I was like, Jay. Oh my god. Well, I appreciate you guys for stopping in with us. Another episode of the Study Boys podcast. Check in with us next week. We got special guests coming out. You know who you are. Can't wait to have you guys on. It's your boys, Tone, Rube Flock, and of course, not the bear. Not the bear. Where is she at? She's out. She's not there. She's wasted right now. She should be right there, but she's not puking. She's just not right. She's not there. She's gonna be like her mom. You know, she's I hope she's she gets like her mom tomorrow. I hope she's gonna be like her mom tomorrow. I don't understand it. She's supposed to she's supposed to be right there. She's not gonna at that spot have dad trigger out. And she's drinking, right? Is that what she's doing? She's supposed to be right there though. That's her spot. No, it's a shark. It is what it is. It is what it is. I guess uh maybe maybe next week. Maybe next week. Next week, maybe she'll be here. Unless you know where I don't know, she's uh she's kind of a no-con o show. That's that's strike two. Giselle's you know the cheese mid time with Giselle out of nowhere. Number two. No colour no show. No colour no show. No colour no show.

SPEAKER_04

She might be fired.

SPEAKER_05

She might be fired.

SPEAKER_04

She might be fired. We gotta talk to HR.

SPEAKER_05

One more.

SPEAKER_04

We're gonna have to bring in uh corporate. We're gonna talk to corporate.

SPEAKER_05

We need to talk to her first and just get a night, you know, see where her head's at. Yeah, but she's feeling okay. She feels okay. She's still in it. Something that she just wants to go forward with, and she wants to take a little break. We just you know, we just made her merch. We just made her merch. We're gonna merge on the way for her. She's not here. It's just a lot of spotlight. Her spotlight is very bright over there. Very bright. I gotta see how bright it is. I understand. Maybe it's and it's right here. Maybe it's too much. Maybe it's too much. Maybe it's too much for her. Pretty close. We're gonna find out. Maybe she'll be here next week. Maybe she'll be here next week. Lisa, say bye, Katie.