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Cobra Kai & The Robbery #26

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After a week long hiatus, the Bear is back!!! Tune in as we dive into her week long adventure of bar hopping and Girls Night following a couple stories of our cousin Steven including pulling off 2 robberies in one night while in a Cobra Kai uniform!!

SPEAKER_00

The following program is a collection of brothers talking about happening in the sport of entertainment world. This program is meant to be comedic and formative. The opinions expressed on the show do not reflect the beliefs of their peers. There may be some foul language used throughout this episode, but if you are not of adult age or mature enough to know that we're just joking, please seek permission before watching any further.

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It sounds like you're low a little bit, but it does sound like a low.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_04

How about how about can I tell Steve Cruiser? Can I uh tell Steve Cruiser?

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We're gonna make fun of everyone, just so you guys know. Yeah. Well there you have it, man. From UFC fights to football, all kinds of sports.

SPEAKER_03

Anything that your big brother says. I'm just throwing shit out. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna start my own podcast.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. It's gonna be a podcast within the podcast. New rockin' flock.

unknown

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07

New rocking flock in the tone. What's poppin' everybody? Welcome to another episode of the Stoogie Boys Podcast. It's your boys, Clone Flock, Rue. And of course, the motherfucking birds in the building.

SPEAKER_03

She's back in the cave. She's back in the cave. How are you doing? How's it going? How was hibernation? How was hibernation? Where were you?

SPEAKER_00

It was good. Yo! Did you eat enough honey?

SPEAKER_01

She's all full of honey. What the fuck is going on here? Well, I want to know.

SPEAKER_07

How was your night out?

SPEAKER_04

How was your vacation?

SPEAKER_07

Because you went out, right?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_04

What happened? Tell us what happened. I want to know.

SPEAKER_00

Well, on Monday, um, I forgot what. I think I went to go see my kids.

SPEAKER_03

Nice right. Single mother's doing it all.

SPEAKER_00

I saw Xavier before he like left to work and then he You're a pussy. I was like, man, like I'm trying to do something today. Yeah, go out. So I was like, I gotta call my homie. What up?

SPEAKER_06

The A1 says day one.

SPEAKER_03

What up?

SPEAKER_00

I told Xavier, I was like, hey, I'm gonna hang out with um my homie or whatever. He's like, alright. So then I called him and then I was like, what are you doing? Like, alright, you trying to go somewhere or something? Yeah. He's like, I'm down, where are we gonna go? I was like, I don't know, you wanna go to the beach or like he's like, alright, let's go. So we went to Brea and then after that I found some stuff for a vegan. And then he found like stuff that he wanted. So then after that, we're like, alright, where are we gonna go now? And I was like, Oh, it's hot. Like we should go to the beach, like we should do like I was like, Are you down? And he's like, Are you down? I'm like, Yeah. And then he's like, We should go um to Huntington and like we should do day drinking or something. What the hell? I was like, dude, I'm down.

SPEAKER_04

So then day drinking's fun on a Monday. On a Monday during the week.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so then I was like, bro, I'm down, so then I was driving, and then I was like, Okay, but I'm driving, so you gotta buy me a drink because I'm driving. Yeah. Because we were far. Like it was in Brea, and then I had to drive uh all the way to Huntington too, right? Damn it. So we went and then we're like, oh, let's go see like what the bars are about. So then we did. We were walking around and then we went to like Sharkies there. So then we just stayed there because it was like the only place that was like kind of like away from like the whites and stuff. The quats. The whats. Caucasians.

SPEAKER_04

Caucasians. In other words, Caucasians.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so we were like, alright, let's let's show here it seems like the Europeans or whatever. There was like nobody in there either, so it was like so. We just like we're drinking, we're there for like the rest of the night, we got fucked up. Nice. Oh shit, yeah. So that's when I texted you guys. I was like, I'm freaking drunk.

SPEAKER_03

She was like, I'm smacked. She's all smacked.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I don't know if you guys are recording the pod during that time, but I was like drunk. I was like, fuck. And then I totally forgot about the pod too, so I was like, oh man. It's like eh, it's okay. And then um It's not okay, but okay. On Tuesday, on Tuesday is when I went out uh for St. Paddy's and then that one was okay, you know, like it was kind of like the because we went to Panama Joe's. Hell yeah. Panama Joe's, you know, like the kind of music they play is kind of like whack. Like it's like it's not good.

SPEAKER_06

It's like techno or something.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_00

It's very like, it's like mixed music. It's quiet, and it's white girl music like Katy Perry.

SPEAKER_04

Katie Perry freaking Poppy shit. Poppy shit. It's not a lot of Olivia Rodrigo.

SPEAKER_00

A lot of like stuff like that.

SPEAKER_04

Olivia Rodrigo.

SPEAKER_00

But they did play that one song. It was like Maza, Mazam. I haven't heard that song in forever. Because remember we used to remember that song.

SPEAKER_04

Wait, how does it go?

SPEAKER_00

You know what song she's talking about from The Minions? No.

SPEAKER_07

It goes me, me, me, me. Me, me, me.

SPEAKER_00

No. It's like a freaking EDM. Oh, it's an EDM. Oh, it's EDM.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, B, B, B, B, B, B, D, d, dun, do.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that one.

SPEAKER_04

Oh. You got to do that.

SPEAKER_08

Talking about show me love? That's the one with the white girl's dance line.

SPEAKER_03

That's a damn though. No yeah. That's not somebody. Who really cares? I think that's hard, though. There you go. That other girls are gonna do it. That song is pretty dope. I ain't gonna lie to you. Yes. Yes. Yes, that's a good thing. That turned me into a hoe when I hear that song. I'm like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_04

I think I've seen it. So go ahead, look.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, like stuff like that, but like it was very like small like moments where I was like, oh fuck, I haven't heard this song in forever. So that was kind of cool. Then we paid 20 bucks. We laid waiting in line for like like 15 minutes. Um, because it was packed. And we paid 20 bucks to get in. So the boys were like, bro, like, we're not, like, we're staying here, we're not going anywhere else. Like, Zero's like, fuck that, you gotta pay to get in, and you gotta pay for dreamlight. It's just fucking stupid. Then there was a lady in there with like some flowers trying to sell them, and yeah, like, what the fuck? I paid 20 bucks to get in here, then get those fucking flowers out of my and the girls going up to me, like, and I was like, No.

SPEAKER_02

Please get away.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and then on Friday we had a we had a girls' night with the couples and stuff.

SPEAKER_06

So all the girl girls from the couples. From your couple friends. Yes, right.

SPEAKER_00

I don't go, I don't ever have girl night like that. That was my first, I would say, girls night out. Yeah, how'd it go? It was so much fun. Oh, nice. Yeah, we went to Bungalow because we were gonna stay there. Planned to stay there for like the rest of the night. Yeah. But there was no DJ there. And we were like, what the hell? And the music was so whack.

SPEAKER_03

I know a DJ. I know a couple DJs. Yeah. They get down.

SPEAKER_00

And Giselle was like, when it was like, I'm gonna go ask the security guard, like, cause this music sucks. She's like, I need to figure out what other place we can go to. Yeah, so you guys could dance. She went to go ask, and then the guy was like, Oh, like, we're just cause we're going through like a lawsuit right now and all this stuff. So there's no. We're like, what?

SPEAKER_01

That's weird. What the fuck is going on here? That's wild.

SPEAKER_00

They recommended a place, so we went to this place called like shenanigans or something.

SPEAKER_03

Shenanigans, welcome to shenanigans.

SPEAKER_04

Enjoy your food. Calvin works here.

unknown

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so then we went there. It was we Ubered there. Oh, nice. We were all already kind of like sauced up.

SPEAKER_04

You guys rubbered there? You guys rubbered there. They did not rubber. Oh, they didn't rub it. They did not rubber. They rubbered to Long Beach, though. They rubbered at Long Beach. Oh, but you they rubered. And they got a Rupert back. I thought you took them. I took them to Long Beach. To Long Beach, but not too much where we went.

SPEAKER_03

So you went to a shenanigans or Shannon's?

SPEAKER_06

I don't know. No, I think there's a shenanigans.

SPEAKER_03

The ones upstairs where you dance, there's a dance floor upstairs. And then there's like a fucking bar. There was just a bar. Yeah, yeah. That's Shannon's. Was it with the full table?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, table. I didn't know there was upstairs.

SPEAKER_03

There's one upstairs. Or maybe it wasn't Shannon's.

SPEAKER_00

So you went to like downtown Long Beach then? You went to downtown? I was yeah, downtown.

SPEAKER_03

Where like the pike is?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, shoes are there.

SPEAKER_00

Oh I don't know where the hell I was. I didn't know I was there.

SPEAKER_04

No idea.

SPEAKER_00

I was just there.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. I was just trying to know. It was just dancing anywhere.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so then um dancing in the middle of the street. We walked in and it was like, I was like, yeah, this shit sucks. Because it wasn't, it was like looked like bar, like chip.

SPEAKER_03

It's like a lot older crowd than it's. It's an older crowd. It's an older crowd. Yeah. You guys are in the wrong spot. You guys were at the unk area. Those were all the unks and the aunties.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I didn't like that. So I love that place. We go in next week, right?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we were next week. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So then we went to the restroom. Yes. I was like, let's go to the restroom. So we all went or whatever. And then there were some girls in there, and then um Giselle was telling them, Oh my god, we went to the bungalow and all this stuff. It was so lame. Like we needed somewhere to dance. Like, do you know any spot? She was like, Girl, go to the alegrías, alegrías. So we're like, alright, cool, cool. So then Giselle got another Uber to take us there again. So then that's where we stayed for the rest of the night. And it was really nice. It was fun. Because they were playing like uh like Latina and like reggaeton, like and like probably like a little bit of Bad Bunny, but it was more of like those old school like Spanish songs that are. Like across the street from shenanigans?

SPEAKER_04

Was it across the street?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know, because we Ubered there.

SPEAKER_03

I was hidden already.

SPEAKER_00

Like she's lightweight too.

SPEAKER_06

Like she's lightweight like Ruby.

SPEAKER_00

It was crazy because like I was fucked up. I was like, I wasn't to the point, like it lasted the whole night. Oh nice, I had so much fun, and I didn't even like it.

SPEAKER_06

So you caught a buzz and it and it like it was a long one. It was a good one. It was a good buzz.

SPEAKER_00

It wasn't even a buzz, it was just I was fucked up. It was a dress. Oh shit. But it's weird because usually when I'm that bad, I'm like throwing up. Yeah, you're like incoherent done. But no, I was good. Oh, that's cool. My feet were just hurting like what did you drink that night? Um I had okay, so when we got there, I believe, oh, before we got there, we kind of pre-game in the car. Yes. So I was there for that. My friend got a buzz ball, a biggie. So we were like taking shots of that, and then after they got us some shooters. So we had the shooters before we went in. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03

And then the ones from the liquor store, they're like a dollar. Oh my god. Have you had a peppermint one? Don't do that. It's terrible. It was like peppermint vodka's disguise.

SPEAKER_00

Continue. When we got there, uh we were waiting in line. Oh, I forgot to say when we were waiting in line, there was a girl that was grabbing girls out from the line and putting them basically like in the front. And she was like, grab the girls behind us, and then she was like, Oh, um, I'll be back for you guys.

SPEAKER_05

She was like a claw machine. Yeah. Yeah. She was pulling girls in.

SPEAKER_00

So then um she came back and we're like, Where's that girl? Where's that girl? And we kept trying to look for her. Grab her. And then she we saw her, and then they were like, Oh, she's coming, she's coming. Like, somebody say something. Yeah. And I was like, over here. And then she turned and looked at me, and then she was like, Yeah. How many of you guys? And we're like, five. And then she got us out, and then we like it, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Five baddies.

SPEAKER_00

Five baddies.

SPEAKER_04

That's how you do it.

SPEAKER_03

Four four baddies and one bear.

SPEAKER_04

And one bear. That's how the bear rolls, dude. You had a good time then?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it was so much fun. Cool.

SPEAKER_04

I'm glad you had a good time.

SPEAKER_00

But yeah, got drunk.

SPEAKER_04

So the bear parties. Bear parties, dude. Party with the bee, parties.

SPEAKER_00

I barely partied, but that was like the best I've ever like best time I've ever had.

SPEAKER_07

Like lately. You know, our sister doesn't have girls' night out. No, I know that. That's what I'm saying. That's girlfriend. She doesn't even have friends. She doesn't have that much girlfriend. She has one to see her.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it's nice to hear her that she hangs out with and have a good time.

SPEAKER_07

Let me rephrase that. She has real friends only. How about that? Yeah, real friends. Not pretends. Not pretend friends. You know you know. It is what it is, bro. But yeah, so the bear's back. We're happy to have her because we're happy. Very happy to have it. I don't know if you guys noticed there's a handsome, sexy gentleman to my right.

SPEAKER_03

Very sexy, very handsome.

SPEAKER_07

Very sexual, very tight.

SPEAKER_04

Very sexual. Very tight. Very tight. He's our cousin. Okay, he's our cousin. I can say that. Very sexual, very tight. But he's like a tiger. He's tight like a tiger.

SPEAKER_07

Tight like a tiger, dude. Let's give it up for our man's Steven.

SPEAKER_06

Welcome, dude. Welcome to the pot. We made it. There you go. Wear the finger out, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Wear the finger. What's up, dude? What else do you have in your fucking pockets, dude? He's gonna do magic and something like that.

SPEAKER_04

I don't want to check. Are you a uh prop uh he's a prop guy, dude?

SPEAKER_05

No, I I went to my car to grab something. I forgot I have this in there. I I usually use this for road rake in case anyone cuts me up. Oh no way, fuck you, man. I'm like, oh yeah. I pull out my nine, send them. I'm like and then they're like, oh shoot, all right, my bad. Perfect way to just situation.

SPEAKER_02

So what the what the fuck is that? How do you what is that even?

SPEAKER_07

Dude, I thought he was gonna beat it. I thought he was I thought he was gonna reach in his pocket and say, Is this your card? And then it was just a finger. This is a finger. It's actually a pretty good gimmick. Yeah, that's nice. That's nice. I like welcome, dude. Welcome out, man. You came chilling, it's been a long time coming, and you're totally here. Yeah, I'm so excited. I appreciate you coming out, man. What's on your mind? Are you excited to be here?

SPEAKER_05

I'm coming day and night. Besides that, I've been waiting for this moment. I guess I go to my work and I put this on in the headphones. So it's it's different, huh? It's different, yeah. Before I'd watch it on the on the YouTubes, you know, the YouTube. Yes. But then I once you guys got on Apple Music and Spotify, I started playing it in my headphones while I did work.

SPEAKER_04

And it's funny because I'll be working, I'm like, but then I'll be laughing. So I'm like and then my coworkers are like, what's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_05

What are you doing? You high? And I'm like, shut up, man. I'm laughing at the computer. The numbers are funny. The numbers are funny. Hilarious, dude.

SPEAKER_04

It's the pod. I'm like, damn, the bear. So we're we're supposed to have your sister on, and she well, both of you guys actually. Yeah. What the fuck is going on through? Should we should we address that, dude? What's up with that?

SPEAKER_07

Should we address the situation right now? Can we even watch? I just want to know that. Can I just say, can I just say what's up with sisters? What's up with sisters? They're supposed to be somewhere. Is that a thing going on around here? It's taking shots to the face, dude.

SPEAKER_05

It's like since I've known her, since she's been born, I've been asking myself the same thing.

SPEAKER_04

Are you crazy? She's kind of like the bear. She parties.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, alright. She parties. So she said she was hungover or something, right?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, she's kind of turning into a Tia. Oh yeah. When she parties, she parties. Oh, yeah. She's like a lone Tia. You know how they have like a lone wolf. Yeah, the lone wolf. Yeah, yeah. It's a little more crazy.

SPEAKER_06

That's what that's the lone wolf. That's what who Katie was with that night.

SPEAKER_04

She was a specialist. She's a specialist. She was like a solo mission. Solo mission. Mission impossible.

SPEAKER_05

So now you know, don't leave your kids with the lone the bad news, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Constantly walking around. What's up, what's up? Just doing it over and over again, dude. She wears her heels all night, son.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and those feels worn. Even till when she goes to bed, she can just be on there.

SPEAKER_05

What she needs to do is connect those heels to the Strava app. They've gone around the world, I feel. Yeah. For real, dude.

SPEAKER_04

And they have steps to cover the world and shit. And they don't leave, dude. They stay at the club, they stay at the bar, they stay there.

SPEAKER_07

It is what it is. They're not going to be able to do that. They're not going.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

And it is what it is.

SPEAKER_03

Until they get that cherry they pop, you know? And that's that's the one I want. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

All I've seen is them get shorter. Like the heel just starts shaving. Yeah. They wear the same heel and just get.

SPEAKER_03

These are the ones I wear yesterday.

SPEAKER_06

They turn into the fucking, what do they call the what does Rock call the shoes? The fucking The Slides. No, no, no, no, no. The cathedrals. The cathedrals. Yeah, they turn into the Cathedral Fours is whatever.

SPEAKER_05

The walk on waters? The walk on waters, dude. That's what we're talking about, dude.

SPEAKER_03

The Jesus is. The Jesus sevens. But the Jesus sevens. The Jesus Pistols. The holy edition, dude. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_07

The club and the bars are always gonna be there cuz what the hell?

SPEAKER_04

Hey, it's weekends too.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, but it's not like it's not like we were talking about it up, you know, and trying to get her over here for like what, like two weeks? Yeah. It's not like we planned it. It's not like we planned it, right?

SPEAKER_07

We even calendar, dude. Shout out, shout out to Xavier.

SPEAKER_04

What I think is the pity calendar. Best Christmas present ever. Yeah. She might she might need her own episode.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. She doesn't want to share the spotlight with you, dude. Is that what it is? That's what it is.

SPEAKER_04

Could be that. Could be that. So we might have to bring her back for another episode. We might invite her back. We're gonna invite her back. I don't know, dude. We're pretty much like this weekend. We'll try. Look at that. Look how close we are.

SPEAKER_02

We'll see how it goes. It's just like one more person. Like three people in there. This is already the end of the month. It's only one more person.

SPEAKER_04

One person is out there.

SPEAKER_07

No, but uh, it's all good. Don't worry, but yeah, we're we're still happy. And you know what, dude? We salute you. Should we salute her? You want to salute her?

SPEAKER_02

Let's do it. Okay. Should we salute her? Salute her, dude.

SPEAKER_04

I guess. No, we'll salute Steven because you shouldn't.

SPEAKER_07

We're gonna salute Steven. We're gonna salute you, dude. We appreciate you being here, man. But dude, this guy, he's been he's an athlete. He's a mathlet. He's a mathlete, he's a sexy beast. He does. He's in the gym a lot. He's programmed out. Show us your ass. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Whoa, whoa.

SPEAKER_04

Don't show us your ass. I mean, show us your feet. Only if you want to. We don't have to. Ruben wants to see your balls. Only if he wants to try to see some ass, dude. That's Alvin's job, Alvin. I miss him. He's overseas, right? Yeah, he is shaking ass. Dude, that guy, I just remember as a kid, like in the jumper.

SPEAKER_05

He jumped, and the way he jumped, like he the way he used his hips, I was like, I was five years old, and I was remember thinking, that guy's gonna shake ass. Yeah, he's got a gift.

SPEAKER_06

That man has a gift.

SPEAKER_05

As the jumper was sinking side, I was like, that guy's shaking ass. I didn't even know what ass was at the time. I just knew the same thing.

SPEAKER_03

He has this new dance move that he's practicing. It's called turbulence. It's pretty dumb. It's a work in progress. Work in progress. Work in progress.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, dude. That's what I'm talking about. Well, shout out to Alvin. Alvin will be here next weekend.

SPEAKER_03

Next weekend.

SPEAKER_07

Is it next weekend?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, not next weekend. During the week. So in the middle. He'll be here for his birthday.

SPEAKER_04

He'll be here for his birthday. He will be here for his birthday. Correct, dude. That's gonna be cool.

SPEAKER_05

Is he coming out of a cake for his birthday? Or are you guys coming out of the cake? Who's doing the cake thing? Who's doing the cake thing? That's what I want to know.

SPEAKER_03

When he's here, he likes to, you know, unwind and not think about work or do work. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So I think he's just gonna I think he's just gonna put all the put all that all the skimpy outfits away. Yeah, all that away. Yeah. He doesn't want to shake it. He doesn't want to shake it. He wants to relax. He works very hard and they don't respect him when he's don't. They really don't. It's hard to they treat him like a piece of meat. They do.

SPEAKER_07

Yo, but uh, we're we're happy to have you here, cousin. And uh it's it's good that you're you finally decided to show up. Did you guys know he's a big fan of the show?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I didn't I didn't realize he was.

SPEAKER_07

And it's also it made me feel really good to know that. Yeah, it feels good. I was like, oh shit. We got some day one.

SPEAKER_05

I felt like a stalker. The last time I saw Ruben was at a party and he was DJing. Oh right. And my mom was like, Oh, honey, like we want to invite you to a party, but we don't want you to DJ, we want you to enjoy it. And I was like, No, stop. He just diagnosed himself with anxiety for what he doesn't DJ, he has anxiety. I heard it on the pod.

SPEAKER_04

And I looked at him.

SPEAKER_05

I was like, no, you don't know him like I do.

SPEAKER_06

You don't know him like I do, Mom.

SPEAKER_04

I was like, I told you. I was like, holy shit. That's type.

SPEAKER_07

But you know what? It is true. And Anthony brought this shit up recently. But I think we're also reminiscing about a time Katie invited me to a party.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

And how I was just like, yeah, I'm down. And then when we went there, like I didn't know anybody there.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

And because I didn't know anybody there, uh, it was awkward. It was awkward for me. And all I had was just me and Katie there. And I'm just like, Do I dream? Because I drove. Yeah. So I'm just like, uh, I'll have one or two.

SPEAKER_04

And social anxiety is real at parties. Let me explain. Let me explain. It's true because guys are philosophizer. He's a philosophizer. We're at an age where this younger generation is calling us something called UNC. I don't want to say that loud. Oh wow. But we're still young and we're used to being at parties playing beer pong. Yeah, doing stuff. Playing games.

SPEAKER_05

So when there's no games, we're like shots.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's get drunk. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Interesting.

SPEAKER_05

People are lazy now. They want to sit there and drink. That's I mean, I like it.

SPEAKER_04

You know what?

SPEAKER_07

That is so fucking true.

SPEAKER_04

I like that. I like it too, because I do it too. But I like to play games too. It's competitiveness. You know, I can't do that. Yeah, the games are fun.

SPEAKER_06

The games are fun.

SPEAKER_04

He just brought it all. That's exactly what I just do. Come on. Let's start with that. That was beautiful. That was beautiful.

SPEAKER_07

See, that's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_04

I read my Dr. Seuss's too. Yes.

SPEAKER_07

Dude, I'm at this party. There's not really much to do there but drink. And I'm just like, I don't want to like, and everybody was well over or mid 40s and up there. So I was just like, Yeah, for sure. And then also true, they party different than how I I like to party in a backyard or whatever the hell, right? So I was just like, yeah, you're right. Getting out of that whole beer pong, having something to do.

SPEAKER_05

We're in that middle section of the age where it's like everyone's either too old or everyone's really young. And we're like weird if we hang out with either. Like, if I'm with the old people, they're looking at us, they're talking about you don't know this. You don't know. And then when I'm with the older people, they're like, he's old. I'm like, bro, you're taller than me.

SPEAKER_07

That's exactly it. That's exactly the point. That's exactly how I felt. And it's just like shit, I need something to keep me occupied over here. Otherwise, what am I gonna do? Socialize with you guys? I don't want to fucking meet any of you motherfuckers. I don't care about any of you guys.

SPEAKER_05

I've known you my whole life. What else do I need to find out?

SPEAKER_07

Like, yeah, it's all good. But yeah, I was talking about that, and then I was like, damn, dude, you're right though. I gotta learn how to be out of out of function. But also, do you want to be out of function where there's not people you know there and also nothing to do?

SPEAKER_04

I mean, I've done it before.

SPEAKER_03

I've done it and made a lot of friends. Yeah, so something wrong with me. I think it's just you're a bitch. You're a bitch. You're a pussy.

SPEAKER_02

Stop being a bitch, dude. Yeah, I've actually done it.

SPEAKER_03

So I mean you I've done it before where I've just like met friends around my you know where I was. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh, you know, just like whatever, like just cracking jokes. Is that because laughing?

SPEAKER_07

Well, is that because you're being introduced by the host, or is that just because you're just free-floating and randomly?

SPEAKER_03

Well, I know nobody really introduces anybody. No, me introducing myself.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, for someone who seems to be a way more social. Yeah, I've seen you be social.

SPEAKER_04

No, of course, of course. Like you just don't find to be social.

SPEAKER_07

I I just I just didn't feel comfortable at that party.

SPEAKER_04

It was I think it's just who you were with, dude.

SPEAKER_07

I think so.

SPEAKER_04

Who you were with. I'm sorry, Katie. To be honest, yeah, Katie's catching straight.

SPEAKER_03

Because she invited me to that too, and I was like, fuck no.

SPEAKER_04

Definitely not going.

SPEAKER_07

Definitely not going. Yeah, I went, and uh, that was very awkward. It was very weird. I mean, I tried to have fun, but it, you know, it was just also just like this isn't my scene at all. Just not there yet, dude.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but it's all good. A little bit more time, and you maybe you will be.

SPEAKER_04

But it it's kind of cool, it's it's different because of the way we used to throw parties.

SPEAKER_03

We used to have like beer fests. Yes. Like we used to have activities for our guests to do, and then we would provide drinks that would be, you know, some people don't all pitch in for like beer, yeah, a couple cases, and then run out of the cases and then go get more.

SPEAKER_04

And then go get more.

SPEAKER_03

So the thing is, like, it's just the way like people know how to throw parties. Some people don't, some people do. Yeah. But we do, we're used to having activities, yeah, and like doing fliping. Well, we have a few. Yeah, we have a pool, so swimming could swim. Or uh baseball. We have a baseball game that we do with the pond with the beer pong related. Anything drinking games related, we have all that. We know what to do.

SPEAKER_04

We and we learned at a young age from our parents, like my parents. I remember being around like four or three years old. Yeah. We had a big backyard, and the way to get to the backyard was through the bedroom with the see-through doors, so I saw everything. So I used to see kegs.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, kegs, and I'd see them upside down chugging on them, so I was like, oh, I want to try that. But then they would spin their heads, and I was like, Oh, are they breakdancing? They were trying to make them throw up. Yeah, our parents taught us a lot too. The keg parties were pretty crazy.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, exactly. You know, I think uh I think millennials are like the the highest um con the highest uh consumed alcohol percentage. Like we've we were like topping all the other generations. That's right. And it's it's by a lot, too. Really? Yeah, it's by a lot of people.

SPEAKER_07

I do feel like I I break records when I well dude, I'm telling you guys, well, since we're on the topic, I just want to talk about one of my fondest memories that we had with uh our dear cousin here. Yeah, definitely, you know, because obviously, look, I'm gonna tell you right now a lot of the okay, so we rarely hang out in general, right? Let's let's let's let's address this real quick. And it's true, we don't.

SPEAKER_04

It's the distance, correct?

SPEAKER_07

It's the distance, and it's also just like we grew up together and then like just separated, separated over time, like over time, and then it's just been like holy shit, and then every once in a while there'll be just like a random party, and then we'll bump into each other and be like, Holy shit, where have you been?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, because also like his his cousin is um is related to like brother Chris, yes, their cousins, their cousins, yes, right? So like we are a dumbass. And we grew up with them too. Yeah, shout out brother Chris. Yeah, I saw Brother Chris. So it's it's all related, you know.

SPEAKER_04

I don't even know the camera. Which one's my camera? Which one's mine? Which one's mine? Which one's my camera? It's only one camera now.

SPEAKER_07

But yeah, dude, so like I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you right now, like, how do you know the family tree? Do you know do you understand it? Because we're still trying to figure it out, too.

SPEAKER_05

I got confused when my mom told me the news one time when we were giving my cousin a ride, and then somehow it came out that we weren't really cousins. And I was like, what? No way. Like, oh well, we're not technically related, but we're cousin. I'm like, that's not my cousin, bro. Who who did it with who? Nobody. Oh, so we're not even related, and that's what happens. Everybody's like, yes, that's your cousin, but that's not your cousin. That's your cousin.

SPEAKER_04

So that's when I broke all trust. I just decided, until I see A BNA, we're not related. I need to see the birth certificate.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, show me the blood. See your family tree.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that tree is broken.

SPEAKER_07

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04

Well, how how how would you say we are related to that? Well, I found out. Try to piece it. Well, what'd you find out? Yeah. Your mom is related to us. Yes. So to my mom. To your mom. They're first cousins. So, and then your dad is related to someone or someone that married into my dad.

SPEAKER_05

No, okay, now I'm confusing.

SPEAKER_02

You're confusing yourself. So, oh, well, well, our well, brother Chris, his parents, right?

SPEAKER_04

His parents are related to my mom. Our our uh wait, how does that go? No, it's it's it's it's uh It's gotta be your bull.

SPEAKER_03

It's our aunt's our aunt's husband, Art Theo, brother Chris's dad, basically. Yeah, yeah. Is related to you guys, your dad. I mean your dad, technically. No, no. Related to my mom.

SPEAKER_04

You see, it it's all my mom's side. Oh, it's not mom's side. It mixes up, but then but then what's crazy is that brother Chris's family is also related to my dad's side. Yeah. You know what? Brother Chris and Brother Chris. Brother Chris's brother Chris, you know.

SPEAKER_06

It's his fault. So his uh his dad, his dad's brother is with or had kids with your aunt.

SPEAKER_05

And we don't know who that aunt is right now, but with your aunt.

SPEAKER_04

It was one of the twins. Oh, that's right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

So that's how you're related to uh like brother Chris's side.

SPEAKER_04

Again, brother Chris. That's how you're related to brother Chris.

SPEAKER_03

And then we're related to Brother Chris because he's our cousin. He's our first cousin. First cousin. Yes. Through my mom's side. Yeah. And then on my dad's side, my dad just my dad just grew up with your uncles. That's right. So that's pretty much it. He's pretty much your uncle. Yes.

SPEAKER_04

So you're my cousin? Yeah. Hey, we cheers, cousin. So we're related, dude. Cheers. Let's cheers this. We're all related. We figured it out, guys.

SPEAKER_02

We figured out the family tree, dude. We're cheersing.

SPEAKER_07

We're cheersing together. Alina, cheers. Cheers. Cheers, Alina. Reach it. I don't know. So yeah, cheers. Cheers to that, guys. That's what I'm talking about. But uh, but honestly, our family tree is all over the place. Yeah, it's everywhere. It's weird. But because it's you know, it's a mixture of our our parents hanging out with close, close friends. Yeah, we have like family friends. We have family friends that we grew up to say that's our cousin. Yeah, just that's exactly what we're doing. Yeah, same thing that you're talking about. Yeah. And uh we I didn't know, uh, maybe this is not true at all, but uh our cousin, we had a party here. Uh I think it was like a year ago. Oh 2024. Was it 2024? Two years ago. Yeah, two years ago. We had a Halloween party. We used to have an annual Halloween party at the house.

SPEAKER_06

We I think we didn't we didn't do one last year.

SPEAKER_07

No, we did not. So this was the year before. We threw a Halloween party here two years ago, and we had another one of our cousins that came down. Um, and I was just like, cool, he's here. And then he he told you, and he what did he tell you? How did you hear about our Halloween party?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, my well, his his brother, my brother, yeah, yeah. His brother came out. He's our cousin. Why are you saying it like I wasn't invited?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, no, but I'm just saying, because it's like true shit. That's right. I wasn't invited because I want to know. I want to know how that happy wasn't invited.

SPEAKER_06

That's why. We just didn't expect you to come. Okay, yeah, we didn't expect you to come.

SPEAKER_04

I I don't know. I'll tell you why. Go ahead, go ahead. I think you so my brother always gets invited. Because he is friends with our other cousin's friend that hangs out with our cousin.

SPEAKER_05

So they were gonna go. Yeah, yes. This is a funny thing.

SPEAKER_04

I was trying to go with them.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, you know, you know the room. You're trying to go with them. He this was the excuse you gave me.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, it's because there's not enough room in the car, and oh no, like that. He wasn't even driving. He wasn't driving, and it was a man, it was a man in the car, bro.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, bro, there's like two people that are gonna be invited to. So it was all these excuses. So I got an invite from Ruben, I think. Ruben sent it to me. Oh, okay. Um, I had an aunt from my dad's side that was visiting. Yes, and she wanted to go out, and I said, I'm trying to go to this party.

SPEAKER_04

You look like the perfect driver. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

So we went together. We showed up after, and I think it was funny because when I walked in, I think it was you. Tone was like, he opened. I knocked on the door open, he's like, Oh, Eli looked at me like, Oh, oh, what's up? Oh, wow. I'm so surprised. I'm happy you're here. Yeah, he was acting like when Chris Hansen walks in to catch a predator. I knew you were coming. I know you didn't. I was like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02

That's funny. You want to tell me why you're here? So he invited you, and I'm just kidding. No, that was it was it was fun to see. It was cool to see.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, because you see his brother, and I mean, we love seeing his brother all the time, you know? Yeah, we see him all the time. That's my boy right there. So, like, it's always cool like to when he pulls up. So I was not expecting to see you like at all. So when we saw you, I was like, Oh shit, hell yeah, he's here too.

SPEAKER_07

Just so you know, when we when we do our invitations, I make the flyer, I send it to him, I send it to him, I send it to him, and I say dispersed. Whoever they they tell, whoever they tell, whoever, whoever it is. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

And I only have like a small section of friends. Yeah, he sends it to like two people, yeah. Me too.

SPEAKER_03

Like maybe a little bit of friends and then sometimes they bring other people, yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah, we can do this every weekend.

SPEAKER_07

Exactly. So, like, yeah, so when when you guys showed up, I was obviously very happy to see you guys because I don't know who invites who anymore. Yeah, I just send it to whoever to whoever I really want to come over here to. Um, and then I trust that they'll send that to whoever, and trust that they'll send that to whoever, and then hopefully it turns out to be a good party. Yeah, and it was a good party. Yeah, it was a fun party. It's a good time, it's a really good time, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and uh I wanted I hate those, I hate those parties, dude.

SPEAKER_03

You really no, I I like them, like it's cool, but I feel like I miss out on like a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_04

Just because like I'll be somewhere you can't be everywhere, you can't be everywhere at once, and I wish I could because there's so many.

SPEAKER_03

Sometimes we get a good collective of people that I really fuck with, and so it's kind of like hard. I'm always roaming, like I'm always like talking to everyone, and it's our house too and it's our house, so it's kind of like I want to be a good welcoming, like host good host. I'm not really hosting the party, I'm just kind of like, Well, do you need are you thirsty?

SPEAKER_04

Do you need you know I mean that's true when you that's all it is when you guys go to parties, you guys are together, but when it's yours, you guys have to spread it. We're spreading around, yes.

SPEAKER_06

Like we all we all gotta go hang out to who we invited with, yeah. Like who we invited, basically, and then like if it's multiple people, then it's like oh shit, I gotta be over here and be over here. Let me say what's up to these people, you know. And then like we all know everybody's friends, yeah. So like I know his friends, and then like that's that's his friends. Yeah, we know all of Alvin's friends, you know. So like all of all those guys get together, and it's just like we know everybody, so it's like we gotta be.

SPEAKER_03

All the love, the attention that they deserve, but it's uh it's tough, dude. I feel like I'm walking around the whole time and I'm never chilling, and then the thing I don't really get to do anything until I fall asleep. But hey, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, parties are cool though.

SPEAKER_03

It's just hard.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, so you know, I was so bummed when you guys weren't throwing the one last time.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, I know. You know what? Oh man, it's but it's more on Ruben on Ruben.

SPEAKER_03

Ruben didn't want to DJ.

SPEAKER_04

No, Ruben had a gig. I had a gig anxiety.

SPEAKER_03

Ruben had this anxiety attack, and then he fucking pissed his pants. You know?

SPEAKER_07

No, not true. Where did you piss his fingers from anxiety? He got booked for a Halloween party. I got booked for two gigs the weekend before and then the weekend after. Oh, okay. And it's like, well, shit. I got booked on Halloween night, which was a Friday night.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's right, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So I was like, shit, okay, well, damn. What a missed opportunity. You know, and then like if we could still throw one, it'll be November 1st, that Saturday. Yeah. But it's also like November.

SPEAKER_04

Is that weird? No, well, look, no.

SPEAKER_06

We we talked about this before on the pod because we went to a party on November in November 1st. It was like the Day of the Dead type of thing. Oh. But like we went on a party and that's when Rock got his DY. Oh, yeah. That's what okay. See, it's just not good.

SPEAKER_03

Just not good. Because everyone, it's the end of the month, and it was kind of meet their quotas. The police are basically. Yeah, so they're hurting for that. So they're hurting, right? They need that. They need those things. They need to ruin your life so they could get more money.

SPEAKER_04

That's why uh I heard. That's why um Alvin gets very busy because people know that Brent is at the end of the month. Yeah, that's when he really needs to shake it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right.

SPEAKER_06

He pops it, dude. So, anyways, go back to the turbulence. Pops is not sad. That turbulence was gonna shake the world, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Literally shake the world.

SPEAKER_07

Yo, uh, so so you guys pull up, and it's a great thing. I was like, oh fuck yeah, because I honestly I don't even know who's gonna come. Yeah, and I just I send them all out, and then when people show up and stuff, and then um obviously I see your brother and he comes through. I'm like, oh shit, there he is. I knew I I was I'm glad to see him because I like like literally, I we see him more than you guys. Yeah, he's always pulling.

SPEAKER_06

Brother Chris's house. Yes, yeah, you know, so like and then we're we're we're we'll shoot over there every now and then, yeah, every now and then. Shout out, shout out to our cousin. Shout out to Brother Chris.

SPEAKER_04

Brother Chris tells them the same thing. Uh-huh. When I when we invite you, we invite your siblings. He just doesn't tell us.

SPEAKER_07

He's like, What's really going on, dude? That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06

I heard he said that uh I heard he said that that uh to not embarrass them or some shit. Is that what he pulled up?

SPEAKER_05

Is that what he said? What did he say, dude? You know what's funny? He left when I got there. Oh really? He was like, I mean, I got five minutes. Let's go before he let's go before the screen.

SPEAKER_04

Did he win an award? Yeah, he won an award.

SPEAKER_07

Sexiest costume costume or something. No, but I forgot what it was. Or scariest costume, scariest, baby. I don't remember, but I I give out awards. So that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_04

That was fun, dude. Um, but to the boy. Shout out Shoss's Shoss Shoss Shaba Rings. Shout out to our cousin, his brother.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, we appreciate you. You little, you little but now we know, dude. Um, let's let's let's make it known right now. If we're ever gonna do something, he gets the first invite. Oh, of course. How about that? Yeah, we'll do that by age. It should always go by the age. You're the oldest, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, you're the oldest, right? Yeah, yeah, you need to get the last invite. Yeah, yeah, of course. You know, and that that'll be pretty cool because especially now that we're older, we you know, we can still like make things happen. We still hang out and stuff like that. We all drive, we all drive, so that'll be a lot of fun, man.

SPEAKER_03

So we all drive, we all have drive and we all have money for gas. So yeah, we all have money for to pitch in. It's good.

SPEAKER_04

We all got jobs, we're responsible, we're all responsible adults, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, dude. So I just wanted to tap into the Halloween party because you know, this is the part of the pod where I like to talk about your fondest memory, and then a lot of the memories that we we had with you are from when we're little, okay? But as we grew up, there's like little parts and pieces of like I remember though uh I think it was your sister's 18th birthday or her graduation party. Her graduation party. Her graduation party or something like that, you know, and I would see you guys there, but like again, I'm behind the booth. I'm yeah, I'm not really you know what I mean? I'm not really creating the memories.

SPEAKER_05

I have a funny memory about that. Yes, yeah, we were in the bathroom and we're talking about something confidential right now.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, it was us two, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, it was us two, us two, and then we're in the restroom. And then we were like, we heard a far right thing, we heard a splash in the table. We heard a splash and we got spooked. Like, who is that? Somebody's somebody heard us, and it was it was Alan. Oh, it was me taking a shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And he was like, guys, it's okay, it was me. It was me, yeah. He was trying to be quiet the whole time. I was like, shh. It's me, guys.

SPEAKER_03

I just flush this at the auto flush, one of those toilets they auto flush. Yeah, so I couldn't even be low-key. It would just every time I get up or move, it would go, shh, shh, yeah, I'm in.

SPEAKER_07

Fuck. So I just want to say this, I want to put this out there. My my so far recently, the thing that comes to mind that highlights you is the Halloween party is when we were there, everybody was having a good time, and it was getting close to the end of the night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And uh we had a fourth quarter. Fourth quarter, fourth quarter. It's fourth quarter, baby. That's what I'm talking about. Two minute warning. There we go, dude. Two minute warning. Two minute warning, dude. Or you lose it, dude. The funniest shit happened, dude, because we have a good friend of ours. He is a good friend. He's a good friend. I like him. He's funny. You like him. I do. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

He's not a good friend, but okay, go ahead. It kind of sucks as a friend, but he's been there since day one.

SPEAKER_07

How about that?

SPEAKER_03

No, that's my boy, dude. Don't get it twisted. Don't get it twisted. That's my boy. It's always gonna be my boy. Boy's boy. We love you.

SPEAKER_04

He doesn't even watch one of my books. Who cares? Who cares? Do the story, dude.

SPEAKER_07

This guy has okay, this guy has a reputation for pulling up and throwing parties here at our house, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

He uses our house to party. He uses our house to party. And they were pretty sad. They're always fun.

SPEAKER_07

I need to come to the next one. Correct. Correct. You would from I'm telling you. This is the moment right now. We're letting you know from here on out you're getting the first imitation. Not your brother. Not your brother. Hold on.

SPEAKER_04

This is for you, brother. There you go. There you go. Where's the camera? There he is. Sit on it and spin.

SPEAKER_03

Sit on it and spin. That's funny.

SPEAKER_04

Anyone want to touch it?

SPEAKER_07

I actually do want to. Oh, this is pretty funny. Once you put your finger in there, it's like, oh. Oh, yeah, that's pretty cool. Go ahead, continue. Anyways, yeah, yeah. So I tried see that shit?

SPEAKER_04

Fuck you two times, dude. Fuck you two times. Little fuck you and big fuck you right here, dude. It's a pyramid of fuck. Pyramid of fuck. So like I like I was saying. Fuck you square. Fuck you square.

SPEAKER_03

Stop the rap. All right.

SPEAKER_07

Get back to him, dude. Here. My bad. Appreciate that. Fuck you. Here you go. Go ahead. Here's your finger. Um, but yeah. Uh so this is what this is what it goes down. Um Alina wants the finger now to get like the rest of the park. She needs one of those.

SPEAKER_03

Hold it the rest of the park. You know what, asshol? Thank you. That's tight.

SPEAKER_07

That's a little fucking. I like that thing. So anyway, like I was saying, our friend has a reputation for throwing parties here at the house, right? And also is also known for being territorial of the girls, the ladies that he that he the ladies that he invites. That he invites over here. Yeah. Okay. So when the girls come over here, he doesn't like want any of us to chat with them, talk with them, or whatever, or look at them. Oh look at them like that. Let me ask you one question. Go for it. I'm ready.

SPEAKER_04

Depending on this answer, I'm gonna know who it is. Okay. Was he Chucky? Yeah, shit. Okay, okay. Wherever this is going.

SPEAKER_05

Yes. Go ahead. So there's two sides. I go next. Yes, exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_07

This is the reason I bring this up. So this is this reputation for being that person, being that guy. So this girl, I don't know how she got the invitation. I don't know who the hell she was. I don't know if if that f our friend invited her. I don't know who I know where she came from. I know where she came from. Okay, so we're gonna bridge this gap. We're gonna we're gonna figure this out right now. But he was he was back and forth with her for he was he was trying to like talk to her. Yeah. Chucky? Yeah, Chucky was trying to talk to her the whole night. And um the funniest shit, like it just wasn't going anywhere because clearly our handsome sexy cousin over here had her attention, big time had her attention. So he went it was the Cobra Kai. I think it was the Cobra Kyle Kyle. Cobra Kai.

SPEAKER_04

So technically, in a way, he committed the robbery.

SPEAKER_07

He commits the robbery, he's gonna miss the robbery. The robbery happened, right? He commits the robbery, and then uh he handles whatever he handles, and uh he spend time with this girl. He just spit mad game at her, dude. He just spit mad game, and and to be honest with you, it was it was so smooth and it was just simple. I don't know what he was saying, but I don't think she even knew it. She was just like, yeah. It was like yeah, coherent and yeah, but my dojo.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, so he pulled up to his dojo, wherever the hell it was. It was in my bathroom.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no shoes on the road.

SPEAKER_04

No shoes on the rug. And then not to your sense, dude. When this guy goes to your sense name, when this guy disappears, dude.

SPEAKER_07

When this guy disappears, we I just look and I see the our our friend Chucky on the on the couch, just kind of just really I bet he went up to him and was like, What a play. Like bummed out, just bummed, just the funniest shit. And I'm just like oh no.

SPEAKER_03

It's messed up, dude.

SPEAKER_07

The funniest shit, dog. The funniest shit happens after because when he returns from his dojo session, right, of giving her he gave her the proper the proper instructions on how to on how to chop some motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Um he went he took off.

SPEAKER_02

Oh me.

SPEAKER_04

I did, yeah, yeah. That was me, yeah. Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_08

Stop, stop.

SPEAKER_02

It's all good to lurk. He swept the leg for it. Putin the body back.

SPEAKER_07

Oh man, go ahead. After after his his his dojo session, he leaves.

SPEAKER_04

He takes off. He said he dips. He said it's the end of the night.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, he gotta get to his thing. Alright, you're ready to go. Alright, let's go. Dude's the nip. Do it later, later, I'm gonna tell you.

SPEAKER_03

Grab the priests on the bottom. He had his fucking let's go. I'm gonna tell you that girl. You had your belt on your head.

SPEAKER_08

I was like, I wasn't there before.

SPEAKER_04

Let's go. Let's go.

SPEAKER_03

Let's go. Let's get out of here.

SPEAKER_07

Yo, all right. She's leaving open right here.

SPEAKER_03

She's trying to find me. Hurry up. Let's go.

SPEAKER_07

Dude, you you you you take off, you say bye to us, we give you hugs, and you're gonna do it. And then you it's it's out, gone. And then I'm telling you, the look on this girl's face was just like, where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

SPEAKER_02

Like, what's the I was like, no? What I did, what I did was I threw a smoke bomb and took out and you vanished like the foot clan, dude. The prize bombs that was crazy, dude. And it was the funny thing.

SPEAKER_03

Ninja vanished.

SPEAKER_07

Go Ninja vanished. And then the best thing, the best thing that that happened, it was just like, here he comes. What happened? And then it just did he take over?

SPEAKER_05

Where'd you go?

SPEAKER_07

Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Where'd you go? He goes back over there and then he starts talking to her, and she's just so like out of it, like uh, all right. It seemed like she was, yeah. It seemed like she was pretty good. She was just like, whatever about it, like, oh whatever. And then he just well, you left her and he took off. So he was just like, all right, and then he just slid right in, dude.

SPEAKER_06

It was the funniest shit, man.

SPEAKER_07

It's like he's all it's like he he couldn't believe he it's like it was like he couldn't believe he was defeated, but it was also like, damn. But when you left, he was guys, here's my chance. Let's go. Let's go. He got it, dude. He got his opportunity and he went in there. I'm just saying, dude.

SPEAKER_04

So the fun that was I'm just gonna say that that was definitely the highlight because that's all I know. All we talked about the next day. Yes, that shit was. And that's all I think everybody saw it happening. Yeah, yes.

SPEAKER_07

And that's all I know about that. Yeah, that's all I know about that. So we're gonna go to you to hear your side of the story. That's funny. But Alan said something that it's because of what how she how this person got invited.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, she's she she's uh friends with the bear. Oh, shit. So she already knew that she was having a Halloween party. So the bear invited her. And she got a two-for-one deal special.

SPEAKER_06

Special. Unbeknownst to her. Unbeknownst there was a two-for-one special. There was a two for one special going on. So she went and got one.

SPEAKER_03

She won and she won. She won it. She was a party. We did a giveaway.

SPEAKER_08

We did a giveaway.

SPEAKER_03

It was a giveaway. It was a giveaway and she got it. We she won. She pulled a ticket. It was uh That's funny, dude. She had a good night, I think. I don't know. I'm not sure if that's a good night or a bad night.

SPEAKER_07

I don't know what that night was. I don't know. I just that was definitely a night. Alina, what the hell was that all about?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

Alina's no comment.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

I just invited people and then they showed up.

SPEAKER_02

They showed up. That's what it was.

SPEAKER_07

They just showed up. So there you go.

SPEAKER_00

Whatever happened after, I don't know. Alright, this is your moment. But now I know everyone had a good time. Yes. I had a good time too. Everyone had parties. Everyone had fun.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I was doing my own thing as well. And I explained. And I think I missed part of that, but I saw the aftermath. Aftermath of that.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, so we're gonna go to the show. Yeah, we're here for the aftermath. Let's hear the second story. Let's hear the second part of that story, please. We gotta know. Me. Yes. Seeing me.

SPEAKER_04

Being him was just making people laugh.

SPEAKER_07

That's right.

SPEAKER_04

These women walk in. Yes. No costume.

SPEAKER_07

Nope. Oh, that's right. She didn't have to have a costume on, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Bad joke. So they come in. I'm making jokes, making everyone laugh, and I'm like, let's all take a shot. Yeah, whatever. Making that one person laugh, I guess, a little more than the others. Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, so she was just entertaining.

SPEAKER_02

It's already like, ah, he's so fancy.

SPEAKER_05

Next thing you know, I see Chucky with his little knife. He comes in and he takes a shot with us. I'm like, cool, whatever.

SPEAKER_04

And I leave it at that. I go outside. I'm at the table. Chucky walks with her outside.

SPEAKER_05

I didn't know that he was getting at her. I just thought, oh, he knows her. Yeah. Okay. And as soon as she saw me, she came up to me. Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, we're just like we spoke. We went inside.

SPEAKER_06

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

And I just committed the robbery. I didn't know there was a I didn't know I was stealing. I thought Chucky was just being a nice person.

SPEAKER_05

I thought Chucky, I thought Chucky was talking about his knife. I wasn't gonna fight Chucky. He has a knife. I mean, I know how to disarm a person with a knife, but so I just Cobra cry, motherfuckers. But she left him as soon as she saw me and came right up to me. And I was like, oh, okay, cool. And I think I even asked her, Aren't you with Chucky?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. No. Oh right. So there proceeded. That proceeded. No robbery committed. No robbery committed. No robbery committed.

SPEAKER_03

And it was consentious.

SPEAKER_05

I always do that. Amen, brother. I'm all about bro code. I will never. I will always ask. Is that that?

SPEAKER_03

At least somebody does. That's right. Somebody does something. Noble man. That's why. You did the respectable thing.

SPEAKER_04

Noble man, dude. Good on you, bro. Good on you, my screen. Good on you, bro. Good man. Now the lessons were just a plus.

SPEAKER_05

It's like, oh good. I need to show you how to defend yourself. Chucky comes at you with a knife. And he still did. He still did.

SPEAKER_03

This guy's gonna try to come at you from behind. So let's try that. And then you grab her.

SPEAKER_04

And it was funny because I come out and your mom's right there, and she's like, hmm. Oh no. She's with my D. What the fuck is going on?

SPEAKER_05

He's like, go go attack her. She knows. She knows. She knows how to defend herself now.

SPEAKER_04

Go try this. You go try that now. This one has been taught. That's great, dude. Terrible. Yeah, that that that was a whole night, dude. That was fun though, man. But yeah, and then uh oh, but also.

SPEAKER_03

And then when you left. When you left. Well, before you went in there, yes. I went in there. Yes. Bethel. Bethel.

SPEAKER_02

Bethel as hell.

SPEAKER_03

And had I was wearing a jumpsuit, so I didn't have much pockets. Oh, you were you were uh But I had my Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby. I was Ricky Bobby. Yeah. So I had my keys. Um yeah, I had my keys, it's nowhere to really put them. So I kind of just hung it on like this little belt that I had. Yeah. It was like a Valcro belt. So it wouldn't even fucking really hang on there. So I had to take them off and just put them down real quick because I had a pee. So I put them down real quick in the in the in the restroom. And then I went to take a piss and I washed my hands, whatever, got the fuck out. Then I remembered, fuck, I left my keys in the bathroom. So maybe like literally maybe a little after I went in there, I think that already happened, and then you you fucking I think you took off after that. Yeah. So when I came back to the bathroom, just like look for my keys, they weren't gone.

SPEAKER_07

They were gone.

SPEAKER_03

So I was like, fuck, where I thought I had them in the bathroom. I figured they're gone. I don't know where where to put everybody. So I just like whatever, I'll you know, I'll deal with it later.

SPEAKER_05

I was holding my Tia's keys. I think I thought they were her keys.

SPEAKER_03

Oh I took them. So he took he ended up taking my keys. Yes. So he committed two robberies.

SPEAKER_06

So that's why we were saying we were saying he committed the robbery and then he committed another robbery, so that he committed two robberies in one night.

SPEAKER_05

This might be true.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. And then I didn't know where my keys were until um your brother hit me up and he was like, Yeah, my brother, take your keys. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_05

He's like, Don't invite him anymore. Don't invite him anymore.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Smart moves.

SPEAKER_03

I was like, you're right. I think he planted my bands, dude. My bad. I was just saying. Name drop, my bad. What an idiot. Sometimes Alan forgets.

SPEAKER_05

You don't use government names. I apologize. Sometimes Alan forgets. He must have a warrant. I apologize.

SPEAKER_03

He's always the one that forgets. That's my boy, dude. I can't cannot say his name, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Nah, he would he would like the shout-out. Yeah, for sure. We'll get you later. We'll get him on. We'll get him later.

SPEAKER_03

No worries. That it's gonna go. We're gonna be a fart.

SPEAKER_07

If you watch this, he knows who he is. Yeah. But that was a good time. So yeah, dude, you take you just take people's keys and chicks. That's how you roll it, dude. That's how you roll.

SPEAKER_04

This is my house now. It was totally my hat. My poor friend, dude. That's funny, dude. How is he, by the way?

SPEAKER_05

That's the biggest L I've ever seen him take it. He probably never wears that outfit again for all the reasons. Never been Chucky again.

SPEAKER_06

I've never been Chucky again, dude.

SPEAKER_05

I I use Cobra Kai outfit and it's it's gone on me places. I use it all the time. It's like I'm losing every year that something happens with me and a student, correct? I lose a piece of it. So like slowly and slowly, I lost the headband. I lost the belt. Oh no way. Now it's just the shirt. I need a new I need a new outfit.

SPEAKER_07

I need a new outfit. Yeah, dude. So I I was I was talking about that, and that that night was definitely legendary. Oh, yeah. And it solidified. I we need to invite this guy more to the to the to the parties, whatever else we do, because this that was hilarious. That was great. That was fun. It was so much fun.

SPEAKER_03

And um we had fun too, like playing beer pong. Yeah, that was everyone and stuff. That was my first Diddy party, remember? You were dressed up as Diddy. That was nice.

SPEAKER_07

That's my guy right there. That's my guy. That's my guy.

SPEAKER_05

You guys pen pals right now? Pen pals, dude. He's a good man. His music is a good man. He's an innocent man.

SPEAKER_04

His music sucks, dude. It's always sucked, dude. He's a good writer, dude. He's a good writer.

SPEAKER_07

He hires good artists. But yeah. But yeah, that's I would would that be Oh yeah, nice. That's fucking crazy. Sorry. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding, dude. Just kidding. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. But does uh would everyone have uh a specific memory that they had, or is that a common thing that we all probably hit?

SPEAKER_05

That's pretty much it. That was the highlight. And then I just always remember you guys being funny. You guys like as siblings have always made me want to have a lot of kids because I've always wanted them to be a kid. Hey, that's nice.

SPEAKER_04

Because of you guys, I've I hope to have a lot of kids. Just so they can be so close like this.

SPEAKER_06

Well, it's I mean it it's taking some work, definitely. Like you know, we we've definitely been big thanks to our mom too, keeping us together all the time.

SPEAKER_04

Shout out to our mom. How about that, dude? Okay. Hey mom.

SPEAKER_06

And like and like recently we've we've brought Alina into all this stuff too, because we want to we know we want to include her as well.

SPEAKER_04

So correct.

SPEAKER_03

It's all been a lot of things, yeah. We don't like to keep her out on the outskirts or make her feel like she's the bad sheep. Like she's uh family, you know.

SPEAKER_07

And I I had a conversation because I went to go get a massage uh on your sausage? On your sausage, I got a massage from a good friend of mine. Yes, yeah, and she's she's magical hands, she's really good. She's got good shout out to Divine Touch out there.

SPEAKER_03

She has a great voice, it's soothing. Yes, she talks a lot, but it's cool to see the time.

SPEAKER_04

But it's interesting. But it's interesting. Does she tell stories? Yeah, she has her own stories about her own her own thing, you know. We help each other when I'm in there, dude.

SPEAKER_07

So and then she told me how's how's things been with you? And I told her, I got a pod. She goes, Yes, I saw you. I was oh shit. Sweet. So that's pretty cool. It felt pretty good to know that she, you know, watch watches and keeps up. And she goes, Yeah, and I was like, Yeah, and she goes, How's everything going? I said, honestly, I love the pod because uh our family and our siblings, like, we've always been close, but like we've had a hard time trying to find that connection with our sister, you know, uh as now that she's an adult now. So it's kind of hard from when we were kids, it was easier, but now that she's an adult, it was kind of hard. But since we started doing the pod, I I like to think we're a whole lot closer now because of the pod. Yeah, and I think that's really cool because it's just like yeah, you know, and then she's hanging with us, she's talking with us, and she's like looking forward to hanging with us and all that. And she wants to do the pods, and she wants to spend yeah, she wants to do the pods, and that's really cool. So I was like, thanks to the podcast. So she checks us, yeah, too. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04

I think what's cool about the pod is like when people are watching, they feel like they're there with you. Yeah, like I'm there.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's exactly how I wanted it to be when we were talking about it. I mean, we were spitting like well, throwing out our ideas. We were trying to we're trying to yeah, we're trying to like bring people or make it feel like it's just like regular shit, you know? Yeah, like be ourselves. I don't try to fake out function.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_06

So that's one thing I really wanted to try to do.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, and and and I I not many siblings are like that, that where they bring you all close together and you feel like fuck yeah, like this is this is a good group to be around right there. Usually siblings are at each other's throats, yeah. Usually, that's usually how it is, which is insane. No shade, bro. But that's that's the reality though, bro. That's how it is. But like thankfully, like we just Well, we just learn to adapt. Yeah, we just learned to adapt and we figured it out. We learned each other, and and I'm not like saying we're perfect, we still like every once in a while get on each other's nerves and shit, but it's just like of course that happens, but also especially my nerves. So again, we're we're learning, we had to learn a lot from our stepsister. It's different. You're not the only one, yeah. So we had to learn a lot.

SPEAKER_02

Trust me. That's kind of like trust me, sweetheart. Trust me, sis. What do they do? They lose sis.

SPEAKER_05

That's funny because I think that's how it is with like my brother because he's younger. Yeah. I mean, me, I would get I get on my sister's nerves, yeah. My brother's nerves, but it's just because I love them.

SPEAKER_04

Like, I'm like, I'd rather them. I'd rather be goofy and funny to them because I don't know what's going on outside of the house. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

So I'd rather I'd rather for me let them be like get annoyed from me from being so funny, goofy, and comfortable, than being like, I can't talk to them or whatever.

SPEAKER_04

But yeah, my brother, like, he'll be like, oh, you're so annoying. So I know like my brother will come up to me when he wants to hear something funny.

SPEAKER_05

Or my sister too. My sister likes to mess with me because she thinks that I'm funny.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. So you're the Jesta. I'm funny. Bottom line is I'm overtime for you. I'm the fucking guy.

SPEAKER_05

You're the Jesta. Yeah, we all love each other though. That's cool, man.

SPEAKER_06

That's good, dude. That's good. You gotta always uh always always do that. Also, shout out to the siblings. Never stop annoying your siblings. We love you guys. No matter how much you annoy them, don't who cares? Don't stop annoying them.

SPEAKER_07

How's dating life going for you, cousin? Is this alright for you? Is it sucky? Oh gosh, dude. It's tough.

SPEAKER_04

It's tough.

SPEAKER_05

The last date I went on was the worst. Not because of her, because of me. I did so bad. No way. And I know I did bad. I was I was my worst. And I f and I don't blame her for stop text. She stopped texting me, which is fine.

SPEAKER_04

You're like, good for you. I was like I hear that.

SPEAKER_05

I sent her a gift, I sent her a postcard later. I was like, hey, don't respond to this, but I'm happy you stopped and you realized like just don't respond to this. Good job for you. Good job. Happy for you, happy for you. Dating is so tough, dude. I I'll tell you my one of my favorite, not favorite, but funny is dating stories. It's gonna get good. And the thing that sucks is this girl follows me on IG. No. So I just hope no judgment, okay? No judgment. Don't come for me. I'm not delighted.

SPEAKER_06

You know who you are. Put the finger away, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, all right. Wow. And my parents knew about I told them the story, and they will roast me to this day. So I used to work at a gym. To work at a gym. Nice, nice. It's gonna be a long story. So this girl signed up, and I was like, Oh, she's pretty. Nice, nice, nice.

SPEAKER_03

There you go.

SPEAKER_05

So she signs up.

SPEAKER_03

Tell her you need to work on your squat thrust.

SPEAKER_04

I'll show you. Go ahead and fucking see. This is a goose.

SPEAKER_05

So she comes in one day, and I'm with my bosses, and she's like, hey, there's this homeless guy out there.

SPEAKER_04

I guess she was wearing a hoodie.

SPEAKER_05

And she's like, he was yelling at me, and he was telling me that I'm a terrorist, and I just want to let you know so that like none of your members get assault get you know get messed with or anything. And they're like, and then my two bosses were like, What do you look like? Well, where is he? And me being me was like, I'm gonna go handle this.

SPEAKER_04

Are you okay?

SPEAKER_05

Let me comfort you. She looked at me like what? And I was like, Are you okay? And she's like, uh, yeah, thank you for asking. And I was like, because I just want to make sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're okay. And you're like, you're pucking your lips? Yeah, I was like, So that happened, right? And the funny thing is, like, I know all her info because when you scan in, I can see everything. Yeah, and I acted like I didn't. So after that, I'd work out before my shift, she would come in, and she'd always be like, Oh, and I'm like, and I'd act like who are you? Yeah, what? Oh, what's up? Oh, yeah, what?

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah, so eventually what happened one day was I was like, All right, I got this, I got this. She walks by.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Oh hey. Yes, hey. You always say hi to me, but I don't know your name. What's your name?

unknown

Umso.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, nice to actually officially meet you. Hey, so-and-so. Nice to officially meet you. Good, and taste. And then I was like, Do you know my name? Um, no, I don't remember. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_03

Dang, all sexual.

SPEAKER_05

I was like, I'm so-and-so. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03

Were you guys laying down? I was laying down. You were pillow talking her, dude. She was standing.

SPEAKER_02

I was like this. I was like, nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_03

You were like pillow talking her. You were rubbing your lion rug? Your bear rug?

SPEAKER_05

So that happened. So then I end up licking her up on IG. Yes. I did it so much that she started popping up on my suggested, and I said, Thank you, God. That's what I needed. So the next time I saw her, I went up to her. I was like, hey, you know what's so crazy? The weirdest thing happened on my Instagram. You're popping on my suggested. Yeah, my suggestion. Even though I was searching her up, she's like, Really? I was like, Yeah, and I showed her, she's like, Oh my gosh, why didn't you follow me? And I was like, I don't want to be that weird guy from the gym. She's like, Oh no, you're not. She clapped back. So she followed, we follow each other. She's liking my stories, we're DMing. Yeah. Eventually she's like, here, just text me because I'm not really on here a lot.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Red flag number one. You're in, dude.

SPEAKER_05

So she gives me her number, so I'm texting her.

SPEAKER_04

So first she's like, I'm like, it's a Saturday. I'm like, oh, what are you doing today?

SPEAKER_05

She's like, I'm going to Bible study. I was like, This girl is wifey, but here we go.

SPEAKER_04

Bible study. Bible study. There we go.

SPEAKER_05

I know the Bible.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I can study. I've done both. So I'm like, hell yeah. Like, oh, this girl's amazing. Yes. So she's like lagging on responses. I'm like, what the hell's going on?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

So then one day, me and my friend, yes, shout out my homie.

SPEAKER_04

Shout out real homie right there. Real one. We go to downtown LA, get some tacos, get drunk. We're about to go to the Grand Prix. Oh, shit. That's right. Long beach. Yeah, we're gonna get lit. We were like super trucks, dude. Yeah. Next thing you know, she texts me, hey, what are you doing after work?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. As we're on our way back from LA, and I'm like, fuck. And I was telling him, I was like, Yeah, this girl, she's pretty, this and that. And then he's like, Oh, invite her, invite her. Don't worry, I'll help you. I'll help you, I'll be a wingman, this and that. I'm like, Yeah, you sure? He's like, Yeah, I was like, so I invite her. This so she worked at in and out, by the way. Oh you know, my local in and out.

SPEAKER_04

Not too much, dude, not too much. That's all I'm gonna say. Too much, too much, dude, too much. So what was her order? What was her address, dude? What was her address? So I'm just telling you, so so What was her name again? I asked So and so. I'm not saying that, but I ask I I asked her, I ask her, I'm like, hey, do you want to go with us?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, but I need time to get ready. I was like, you be ready by this time. She's like, Yeah, I'm like, all right. So then we're on our way back. We go to the liquor store. I ask her, do you drink?

SPEAKER_04

Because we're already like, you guys are already there.

SPEAKER_05

We're on a good buzz. We're like, yeah, this is nice.

SPEAKER_04

You gotta ask. That's a good man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

So she's like, Yeah, I do. I was like, Oh, we're gonna stop at the liquor store. Do you want anything?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I'll have a buzz ball.

SPEAKER_04

All right, like she really sound like that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, buzzball.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, that's too. Shut up, shut up.

SPEAKER_05

So I buy two buzz balls because I'm like, we're already up there. I'm gonna just get a talk and light talk and my homie gets a light talk and noise. So then she's like, I'm ready, but I can just meet you at your friend's house, and then we can just go.

SPEAKER_03

Sick ass, sick ass voice. Thick impression, dude.

SPEAKER_05

You could just go in your in your you could just go in your friend's car. And I was like, nah, nah, we'll pick you up. Don't worry. We're like, what type of man would I be to not pick you up? Yeah, yeah. And I'm not driving, but still not your car. Telling me your car. So she's like, oh, okay, um, here's my address.

SPEAKER_04

So we pull up. He sounds like Katie, dude. Katie Mike. You don't have to sound like Katie, dude. Alright, okay, let me change it. I'm just kidding, now you're good. Just be you. Keep doing it, keep doing it.

SPEAKER_05

So we go to pick her up, and the and the the address either sends us it's an option, go the front of it or through the alley in the back. Oh, okay. My friend's like, all right, which would you rather do? The alley or the front? I was like, oh, let's go to the front, make it more official. Yeah. More proper. Yeah. So we pull up, and I'm just sitting there, like, okay, like, I'm telling him, like, alright, when she gets, when she comes out, I'm gonna open the door for him. I'm gonna sit with her in the back. Right, right. And I'm just like, okay, like getting prepared, and then he's like, he looks at me and he gives me that look like he gives me that look like we fucked up. Yeah. I'm like, he looked at me like April.

SPEAKER_04

I was like, yeah, he's like I don't want to say too much, but no, I think this was a halfway house. Oh no way.

SPEAKER_05

And I was like, what? And I look and there's a name in the front, and I'm just like, nah, like people name their cars, they can't name their houses. Like it's like, oh bro, I could be wrong, but I think it's a halfway house. Uh we're looking, I'm like, what does that mean? Like they didn't finish the whole house? Yeah, it's only half of the house. I don't know. Only half the house is dead. He's like, I don't know. She could be here because she, you know, had an abusive boyfriend. She could be on probation. Oh shit. Recovering from something. Next thing you know she walks out, I'm like, oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck. He's like, it's okay, it's okay. Just go, just go, just go. Oh, wow. So I get out, open the door for her, we get in the back. I give her the buzzball, and I'm just like, okay, just whatever, right?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it'll come up in conversation. Well, she had told me was she wasn't even from the area, she had just moved.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I'm thinking maybe she didn't know. I don't know. Maybe they just let her in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And so we're driving, and the conversation came up, and she's like, Yeah, some Uber driver thought that was a halfway house or something, recovery house, but it's not.

SPEAKER_05

This and that. We're like, oh. Oh, so she brought it up.

SPEAKER_02

She brought it up.

SPEAKER_05

We're like, oh, okay, cool.

SPEAKER_04

Like, she answered my question. Yeah. So we get to the Grand Prix, she finishes her drinks. She's like, all on me, laughing, doing whatever. You know, we're doing having a good time. We go to this, to this like restaurant bar, calaveras. Oh, we're is that okay to name drop? Yeah, of course. Okay, okay, okay. So we're there. They don't sponsor us, dude. Yeah, fuck them. So this is where the red flags start popping up again.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

First thing we do, she gets a flight. We get a beer. She drinks her flight, finishes it, as we're about as we're still not finished with our beer. Uh-huh. Next thing you know, she goes, Is that me or was that nothing? And we're like, oh no. We're already buzzed.

SPEAKER_05

We're like, we don't want to look like no, like no pussies. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_07

You're a pussy. You want it? You're a pussy.

SPEAKER_04

So we're like, yeah, that was so light.

SPEAKER_05

What the heck? Let's do another round. Let's do some shots. We're like, all right, let's do some shots.

SPEAKER_06

Like, damn, this girl's cool. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_04

So we do a shot of Mescal, I think it was. Shit.

SPEAKER_05

Next thing you know, we're like, alright, let's go up the street to the bars, dog. You were shenanigans? Shenanigans. We got into some shenanigans out there. Shenanigans. Shenanigans. So we're in there and we're taking shots again. And then I'm telling her a story. A good story. A business plan. That's right.

SPEAKER_04

Which I will say, I'll tell you my business plan after. Yes, of course. But I'm telling her the story. And she goes like this.

SPEAKER_05

In the middle of the story, she goes, Stop fucking doing that. And I was like, was that you? She's like, stop fucking doing that. You know what the fuck you're doing, and I don't like it. And anyway, me and my friend look at each other like you look at me at me like I'm fucking stupid and I'm not. Stop fucking doing that. And I was like, what happened to your voice? What what are you talking about? I'm just trying to make you laugh. You know what is never mind. Fuck. And we're like, what the hell? Like, what is happening? Like, she just turned on me. Yeah. So then we like I'm like, alright, maybe I'm buzzed. I'm gonna start, maybe I'm just drunk. Obviously, she can hang her, she can hang, so yeah. I'm gonna start drinking water, start drinking water. The mood died. So then we go, we're like, my friend's like, let's just change scenery, let's go across the street. Alright. Go across the street. They're sitting down, she's still mad. I'm like, Do you want a drink? I could get you a drink. Do you want water? I could get my own drink. I'm like, oh shit. Wow. So then I was like, Do you want to go home? I'm good. I was like, I can get you an Uber. I could get my own Uber.

SPEAKER_06

I'm like, oh wow.

SPEAKER_05

I was like, all right, all right. And then and then like my friend starts talking to her. He's like, hey, it's okay. Like, what the hell? Like he's not doing anything. Yeah. And then she's like, he's doing it again. So then we're like, all right, let's just go. He's like, yeah, let's just fucking leave. She's like, let's go. So then we're walking in the parking lot. We're walking in the parking lot. I'm walking behind them like on my tippy toe, so they don't hear me. Yeah. Even though I'm with them. And all you hear is her heels going. So then we're in the car. We're driving home. I'm texting my friend.

unknown

Drop her off.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yeah. We'll go get drinks, whatever. Yeah, let's go. Let's continue this day. My friend is so nice that he's like, hey, you know, what if we just go get some food and like maybe that'll help? Oh no. I look at him like no. So I'm like, fuck, dude. So we go, we're getting tacos.

SPEAKER_04

I don't eat because I lost my appetite. That's rare of me. Your boots done appetite. Your boots done and shit.

SPEAKER_05

And so she's like all of a sudden back to normal.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, these tacos. She was just hungry, dude. Oh.

SPEAKER_05

So then she's like, oh, these tacos are so good. You want to you want some of my tacos, Steven? No, I'm good.

unknown

I'm good.

SPEAKER_05

Um so then at the end of the tacos, we're going back to the car, and she's like, you know, why don't we just keep hanging out? Like, what the hell even happened? Like, what's up? Let's just hang out. Oh, what the hell? So then me and my friend are like, alright, yeah. Like, I guess she's cool now. Maybe, maybe she was just hungry.

SPEAKER_04

Maybe she was just hungry. So we get in the car. Oh.

SPEAKER_05

So we drive, we we're in the city, you know, the city where we're from.

SPEAKER_04

So we drive to the to a bar that's close to her house, but where all the bars are. And she's like, on the way there, she's like, it's only like two-minute drive.

SPEAKER_05

So she goes, What even happened? Like, can we just hash it out? Like, what happened? Why don't why do we even start arguing? So as we start parking, I'm telling her, Do you want to be honest? She's like, Yeah, like what happened?

SPEAKER_04

Don't be honest with her, dude. They don't like they don't like that honesty, dude. No, I know.

SPEAKER_05

Are you crazy? So then I tell her, like, to be honest, I think the liquor just crept up on you and you took something the wrong way, which I apologize. I'm like, I didn't mean to, you know, yeah. We park, and this is where she goes. Don't you ever fucking say that? I was like, what?

SPEAKER_02

She's back. Like, don't you ever fucking say that?

SPEAKER_05

Nobody's ever said that shit about me. She started like gangbanging in the car. Don't you ever get out the car? Yeah, we get out the car. So then my friend like goes out, goes at her, and she's like, he's like, hey, it's cool. We're about to have a fun ass night. He's like, Don't you even try to sweep it off the rug? And so then I get it. I get next time. I'm like, I'm done. Yeah.

unknown

You can have her.

SPEAKER_05

He can never. It's over. So then we're in there and they're talking, and I'm quiet. I don't want to say a word. Yeah. I don't want to say a word. Yeah. So we're there. Then we go to another bar. We're at another bar right next to that. But I'm just quiet. They're talking the most. Like she seems to like him now. And it's funny because they know fun.

SPEAKER_04

I keep seeing her whispering in his ear things. Uh-oh. It was like in those movies when like a witch is trying to possess someone and you see the green. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

It's like green uh smoke.

SPEAKER_05

And so this is what I found out. The first place, we saw somebody we knew. Oh, what's up? Whatever, right? She goes, He was looking at me like this. Oh, no way. That's not how she sounded, but that's how I imagine it. He's like, she goes, Oh, he was looking at me. I don't like the way he was looking at me. Yeah, yeah. And he's just like, What? He didn't even like, what are you talking about? Next bar. We get there. I go to the bathroom. He's gonna order us drinks. She goes, Don't get intimidated by the girl there. And he's like, What? Like, I'm not, I'm gonna order right now. Like, what are you talking about? So then after that, we go to the bar we were at the first, and I saw these girls from this restaurant I go to. Beautiful girls.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. So I know them. So I'm like, you know what?

SPEAKER_05

I'm done with her. Let me go to the house. I'm gonna let you guys talk. I'll be right back. I saw someone I know. Yeah. So I go over there. I go to I'm talking to the girls. I'm getting one a drink. As I'm over there, she's doing her thing. I think he's jealous of us. Yeah, yeah, can you tell? And he's like, nah, like he's cool, he's cool.

SPEAKER_04

What the fuck is he doing over there?

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. She's like, who is that? Who is that girl? Like, hey, that's just his friend. No, who is that? So then eventually I come back. I come back and it's like nothing happened. Like somebody died. I'm like, you guys good? And he's just like, Yeah, we're good. He's all spooked and shit. So then we're about to leave. And then she's like, Yeah, let's get out of here. We're like, all right, good, we'll drop her off. Uh we're leaving. She turns around and she goes, Why do you keep following us? And I'm like, What? She's like, Why do you keep following us? He's like, Don't worry, I'm just gonna drop her off, whatever. So I'm at the bar, I go back to talk to those girls. Yes. Well, he has to go drop her off. Oh, okay. He's driving to drop her off. Yeah. And she's like, they get to her place, he's like, no, don't stop driving, go to this liquor store. He's like, What? Alright. He starts driving, and then she's trying to jump out the car. No way. He's like, what the hell's wrong with you? So then they park. And then he's like, she's like, wait, where's Steven? And he's like, Are you kidding me right now? You made him stay. Yeah. What? So then they're calling me, and then I answer, and she takes his phone. Where are you at? I'm like, I'm at the bar. What do you mean? And he's like, we're going back. He comes to pick me up.

SPEAKER_06

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

He starts arguing with me again. We drop her off. When we drop her off, she like pushed us and was like, get out of here. I don't want you to know where we live, where I live. We're like, bro. We just picked you up. And then she went in. I come to find out. I'm she's a recovering alcoholic. Wow. Are you crazy? I didn't know.

SPEAKER_04

So the whole the halfway house didn't do it for you. The whole halfway house was in a clean enough, dude.

SPEAKER_08

But the whole I'm doing Bible study, I'm pretty sure it was part of her program.

SPEAKER_05

That night, because she worked in and out, we went in and out one more time. And that was crazy.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that happened. Wow.

SPEAKER_05

You can never be sure. The ones that you think are good are not good. If you know, you know.

SPEAKER_02

That's crazy, bro. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05

My last date, I was horrible. I mean, I it was a good day, but like I was sweating right away. I like it was crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_02

You having a good time, you're like sweating. I was airplane, dude.

SPEAKER_05

I wasn't I wasn't as smooth as I usually am, and I think it's just because I'm just at the point where I'm like, all right, I'm done. Yeah, I don't want to try anymore. Women are me.

SPEAKER_06

Oh my god. Do you gotta try these uh speed dance with root movies?

SPEAKER_05

The only time like it's when I'm at parties and I'm just cobra guy. It's the only time it works when I'm socializing and I'm I'm being funny, but like these girls I feel like just want to have fun. They don't really want to.

SPEAKER_07

That's why I don't meet people at places like that.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, that's true. It's a different you have to be in a different uh sense. Yeah, so I think the the way you want to approach it is probably your speed of how I speed date. What speed is that? How many miles?

SPEAKER_05

How fast are you going? 20 miles per hour, dude. And then if you take it too slow, they get mad. Or like it, you know, they're always looking for the next thing. Of course. So you it's it's tough, you know. I mean for me, like I've stopped going out recently, and now like I've been just focusing on work, school, um, working out. Yeah, and even that, I mean, they're probably like, but he's kind of boring. What?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it's okay. I've I've had my boring. Freaking boring. You don't go to shenanigans anymore. He doesn't go to shenanigans because I'm over it.

SPEAKER_07

Nah, but it's it's all good, dude. But yeah, well, let's go. It's getting experienced going on.

SPEAKER_05

I think it'd be cool if we all went out. Just see what happens. We can do that. We can you don't have any stories on this?

SPEAKER_04

I could wing you, dude.

SPEAKER_06

I could wing you.

SPEAKER_00

Take them out, please.

SPEAKER_06

She doesn't want to see us in the in the house no more. She wants us to be out. You know what?

SPEAKER_05

You sound like my brother right now. There's not enough room in here. It's not enough room in my van, sorry. It's only two of us.

SPEAKER_04

She's embarrassed by us, like like your brother is kind of packed house and you didn't. I'm just kidding. She's embarrassed. She's embarrassed of us. We're gonna get the ball rolling. She wants to have nieces and nephews. So yeah, well, when you're a Dia, it's not gonna happen. You know what? I was thinking about that. You know what you guys should have?

SPEAKER_05

Uh because Diaz alone aren't the same. They they get, you know, they get sentimental, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I grew up in, you know, I had a rough life. I had a rough life. It was hard back then. It was hard back then.

SPEAKER_05

It's not like if you get a group of them, just have them in the corner, get us some shots, it'll be a fun podcast.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it'll be a bit of fun podcast.

SPEAKER_03

When I was growing up, you guys don't know how it was. That's crazy, dude. I can't do TIS because they're just like, yeah. You're insecure. Or what's funny is like the podcast.

SPEAKER_05

You're sharp or the podcast will be over and they'll still stay in here drinking. Yeah, like you guys leave now. I'm not fucking leaving.

SPEAKER_02

It's all good, sorry, bro.

SPEAKER_07

But but you know what, dude, we're gonna get that thing going. But other than that, does anybody have anything cool they want to talk about for the weekend? Nothing crazy? Any plans?

SPEAKER_04

I'm just waiting for Rocka to come home. Dude, I can't wait for Rocka. We're counting down the days. I might think I'm supposed to be on call this weekend. Yeah, but I'm trying to get a cover if I could get one maybe just Saturday or Friday. Saturday. Maybe Saturday. That'd be dope. It'll probably be dope.

SPEAKER_03

Just to get Saturday off, and then I'll do Sunday just to make up for the day that I'm gonna miss tomorrow.

SPEAKER_06

So yeah. I'm looking forward to the gym this week. I have to lock in, dude. You fucking missed bullshitting. I missed the whole week. Stop messing with you.

SPEAKER_04

You know what you should do? What have Ruben record himself being like, oh yeah, you little pussy? Fucking pussy. Just have a full hour throughout the whole hour and a half that I worked out.

SPEAKER_06

Wake up to that. Wake up to that. Wake up to that.

SPEAKER_02

Still sleeping, you lazy fuck.

unknown

Still sleeping, you lazy piece of shit. Is that a bonus?

SPEAKER_02

Are you hard right now?

SPEAKER_03

Good. Me too. I don't like working out, Ruben, because he breathes too hard. He's one of those one of the ones who works out. It sounds like he's having gay sex. No. Sounds like he's having gay sex. When he gets his last set in, though, he's like, ah. That is not like the turtles. Yeah. You know when they're they're about to finish, they go, it's literally the same thing. He's literally a turtle. What the fuck is going on right now, dude?

SPEAKER_05

Have him going a ninja in a ninja turtle costume to work out.

SPEAKER_04

That's tight, dude. You guys are out of your ass. He fucking dude. So much noise, dude. So much noise. I do make noise, but I don't make those stupid noises.

SPEAKER_03

I'm in my earphones, and I'm just like nah.

SPEAKER_06

Me and Ruby used to work out a lot.

SPEAKER_03

Hey yo.

SPEAKER_06

Me and Ruby used to work out all the time. Like I would go with him to the gym before I had my own gym pass. Yeah. And um, we're just we he loves to talk.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he likes to like conversation.

SPEAKER_07

I have zero, I don't go with headphones.

SPEAKER_06

While you're locking, and then like I'm trying to lock in, you know? And then well, like especially when we do cardio. Like, though, that's the only time like I need to like lock in. Lock in, yeah. Because he wanted to talk. I don't like doing cardio. But he's like, he wants to conversate. He's like, you know what? Let's throw out these business ideas.

SPEAKER_04

He's like a Mormon. You know how they go to our board?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's what he's before you can just set. Can I tell you about your Lord in Christ? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Wow. Because you do this. I want you to know.

SPEAKER_02

He's like, bro, what do you think about this? Wow. And I'm like sweating. Keep going, keep going, keep going. How do you feel about your mentality?

SPEAKER_04

Like your mental state stability.

SPEAKER_05

You're getting them all insecure as they're working out.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. How are your boners, bro? Like, are they okay? Are they fully hard enough? Fully erect? Are you fully erect? Are you at half masks?

SPEAKER_05

Me and Alan had this conversation on Instagram, the towel's.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, the towel ups? Yeah. The towel was great.

SPEAKER_05

Dude, we have the best conversations on IG. Like, they're so like they're educational. They're really not serious.

SPEAKER_07

They're not serious, yeah. It was pretty great. Okay, shit. All right. Well, Alina, anything planned to be a little bit more. Anything planned for the weekend? Anyways, moving on. Moving on. You got anything over there planned for the weekend, Alina?

SPEAKER_00

Uh nothing crazy?

SPEAKER_07

No? No. Okay, she she went out. She went out with a little bit. She had her week. She had a weekend.

SPEAKER_04

She had a spring break. Yeah, she had a spring break. Pretty crazy. You don't even go to school. You just go to spring break. A bear break. Well, how about this?

SPEAKER_07

Alina, are those uh the the friends that I took you girls out with, you know, for Ruber and shit, are is that gonna be the crew? Is that gonna be the crowd now from from here on out? Yeah, wow. They're a good group, man.

SPEAKER_00

We're trying to make it a monthly theme.

SPEAKER_07

They're a good group because like they all have boyfriends, yeah, right? And they're they're legit like out there just to be with each other. And just to come back. Fuck chicks, fuck guys, dude. I just want to dance. They just want to dance, yeah. Fucking absolutely. Fuck dudes. I don't want to dance.

SPEAKER_03

I just want to fucking dance with my fucking girls. And we're fucking not and we're so fucking hot, and we're hot, and they're not, and we got free drinks. We got free drinks. They wish they were us.

SPEAKER_04

And y'all need to stop. You want you wanna shout out your girls real quick, or if they watch? Shout out to girlies.

SPEAKER_00

Shout out to the girls next month. We're gonna get it pop-in. Nice. What's up, patches?

SPEAKER_06

We're gonna get a pop-in patch. Shout out to the girls.

SPEAKER_00

Nice.

SPEAKER_06

They do, yeah. When they were when you guys were loading up the car, I was I kind of wanted to make a speech, but I was just like, nah. I was gonna say the same thing.

SPEAKER_03

Take care of each other. Yeah, watch each other's purses. Yeah, yeah. Have somebody that does that's you know, that's gonna watch your purses.

SPEAKER_04

The way they go out is they're back to back. Yeah, just fucking are you good on this side?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I'm good on this side.

SPEAKER_04

How are you? How's that side? We're good.

SPEAKER_03

Are you okay? You do I'm gonna dip.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna dip. You got me? Yeah, you got me.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, dip.

SPEAKER_04

You guys should come up with a dance with each other.

SPEAKER_03

You can just do it in public school. That'd be funny. That'd be sick.

SPEAKER_04

That'd be good, dude.

SPEAKER_03

I feel like girls don't come out with dances anymore.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, dude. Do a little like a little routine that you guys can do. A little number.

SPEAKER_07

Well, anyways, uh Alvin's gonna be home pretty soon. Um, also, uh, we got Hawaii coming in. Hawaii coming quick is coming fast, bro. We got about like two and a half, maybe three weeks to lock in.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, to lock the fuck in. Oh Jesus, dude. I already got accepted. Well, she already she's already good. We're waiting on this fool. This fucking piece of shit over here. I just don't want to go, dude.

SPEAKER_07

He really doesn't want to go.

SPEAKER_04

Well, you know what?

SPEAKER_07

Shout out to Stevie for pulling that. We love you here. We appreciate it, bro. Uh, you want to say bye to the peeps?

SPEAKER_05

Bye, peeps. Hope to see you again. Check out my skits on my IG.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, drop the at, drop the ad, dude. We appreciate you guys, your boys, tones, Rube, Flack, and of course the motherfucking bear. Have a good one, guys. Thanks for pulling in. We're out of here. Deuces, peace, peace, peace, peace out. Peace out.

SPEAKER_03

Peace out, guys. We're out. Later.