Off The Wall #31

After a long hiatus the Bear and her Stoogees are back and discuss birthday shindigs and an eventful Mothers Day

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:17

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SPEAKER_02 0:26

Sounds like you're a little bit what? How about how about can I tell Peter Cruiser? Can I uh tell me the cruise? We're gonna make fun of everyone, just so you guys know. Yeah. Well there you have it, man. From UFC fights to football, all kinds of sports. I'm just going to know. Okay, you know what, buddy?

SPEAKER_01 0:56

I'm gonna start my own podcast.

SPEAKER_02 0:58

Yeah. It's gonna be a podcast within the podcast. You're rocking flock. Oh yeah. You're rocking flock in the tone. Whoa. Welcome back. To another episode of the Studio Boys podcast. It's your boys, Tone, Rube, Flock, and of course, the motherfucking bear. She's right here. Where's the bear? I don't see her. Hanging out with us. She's not gonna see her corner. She's not in her corner. The bear's out of her cage. The bear's out of her cage. She's loose. She's loose. She's running loose.

SPEAKER_04 1:39

Man, this is so scorpion.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

We took like a three-week hiatus. Jesus Christ. Dude, we were we were on vacation, dude. Dude. Life was lifing, I guess. Oh my god. Welcome back, guys. So many vacations. So many vacations. If you are wondering. And we are wondering. Yes. We took a three-week three-week vacation. A three-way. It was a three-way. It was a three-way.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

The broad ass motherfucker. One Italian, one black. And Rube. And Rube.

SPEAKER_02 2:16

Yeah. We just. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Fucking lazy, dude. I almost forgot we had a podcast. People are hitting me up and shit. Hey yo. Dude, what's some of the episodes?

SPEAKER_01 2:38

Wait, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? No working, dude. Don't bother me while I'm working. Shut the fuck up, dude. Stop bothering me while I'm working. Dude, I'm at work right now. What are you talking about? I'm working on podcasts, dude. Stupid.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

This is what we missed. Even mom today, dude, was like, Yeah. Are you guys gonna put? You guys haven't been pot. Yeah. Oh, that's right. I forgot. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm all eating, I'm at lunch. I'm out eating lunch and shit. I'm like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 3:10

That's right. I got a Madden game. Let me play that. Let me put that real quick and then hating.

SPEAKER_02 3:15

You guys are hating. That's crazy. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 3:19

Let me. I forgot I got two more games.

SPEAKER_02 3:21

Mama's like, you gotta get you gotta get off that Madden game. I'm like, dude, I don't even, I'm not even on all the time. And then so far, she's caught me like two days back to back. Playing Madden. She's just like, what are you doing? I'm just like, nothing. I'm gonna be off real quick. Just gonna do a training. I'm gonna be off. She needs to back off, dude. Alright. You're a pussy. And then Alina comes in earlier today, and I'm in a game. I'm playing. I'm legit playing, like just playing. I'm just doing a fucking regular game, like whatever. She's just like you're on that game again. Jeez, let me live.

SPEAKER_00 4:01

Yeah, I got time, bro. Jesus, dude. No, sometimes the other day I was like, 40-year-old man. I just like to walk around. 40-year-old man. Walk around his door and be like, 40-year-old man, look it up.

SPEAKER_02 4:14

She was she was on the phone with Alvin one time and she was like, look, look, 40-year-old man. What the fuck? Fuck you guys. Let me get a game room. I'm just playing one game and let me I'm gonna get off. Hour a day. Grown ass man.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

Grown ass man.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

But yeah, we're back, man. We're back. We're here. We're gonna get back on it. I'm sorry, guys. Sorry for the for the delay. But the good news is one of our uh one of our cousins are uh a good fan of uh of the show that he just told us he'll never be on the show with us ever. So that's good. So shout out to you. Um it's all good. So we had a nice talk and it was cool. And he was just like, honestly, you guys don't have sponsors yet, so I mean, once you guys do, then that's when you guys have to make sure you're doing it every week. Oh word, yeah. And I was like, uh shit, he's right, dude. So um good thing we're not sponsored. Yeah, good thing. Because if we were sponsored, we'd have to just put put whatever outs. Good thing we're eating shit. I think we could get sponsored by Tostitos. That would be pretty cool. Sponsored by Tostitos Chips.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

Tossed by Tostitos. I want to be sponsored by North Gate, dude. That would be hard. So that we could just get like chicken whenever we all for like half off or maybe the carne and the and the pollo.

SPEAKER_02 5:32

That would be pretty fire, actually. The beans and rice are pretty good too. Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, they're pretty good. Alright, it's alright. It's nice little fixes. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, so uh, but yeah, so we're back. We're getting ready to get this thing going again. Uh hopefully we'll try once a week, but if not, eh, it's alright. Don't worry about it. No pressure, no pressure. Like literally, no pressure. It's getting to that point, but uh, I'm not sick of it. I I love potting, it's great. Yeah, it's it's a great way to do it. It was just kind of like uh I just forgot where it had a podcast. We just got caught up, dude, and a lot we got going on, man. Honestly, that's a lot what you know it is what it is, man. Yeah, and we're fortunate because we can still like go, all right, cool, let's chill and then come back or whatever. You know what I mean? Just bounce back, whatever. Not saying that we'll we'll ever get big or anything, or I mean that's not really the goal, but that would be pretty cool if that were to happen. So that's pretty cool. It's not gonna happen, dude. See how long we went? Yeah, that was three weeks, bro. And no one cares, dude. No one cape a fuck, dude. Nobody gives a shit. No one gives a shit, dude. This is for us, dude. Yeah, so that's what Rock was saying, dude. Fuck everybody. This is for us. It's for us. That's 100% true. But uh, but yeah, we're back. We're here, we're getting ready to go. We wanted to talk about Alan's birthday. Um, damn, bro, you're old. You're not that old. He's pushing 30. I definitely feel in my back. You're gonna feel it even more, dude, later on. In my ass. How was your birthday, bro? My back and my ass hurts. His birthday was fun. Dude, I had a good time. Birthday. Come on, bro. How how how fun was it, bro? Me and Alan were talking. If I had to put it on a scale apart, like eight out of ten or something like that. Eight out of ten.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

But if I had to put it on like on a scale, like on a scale from like all right to like six. It was alright.

SPEAKER_02 7:32

It was cool. It was a great night, dude. Uh, opportunity for uh for us to get together, and you know, I didn't know what he wanted to do. You know, usually he never wants to do anything, he never has any suggestions, but this time he said game night. I was like, whoa, really? Yeah why game night, bro? Why why did that come out out of nowhere from left field? Because it's fun, everybody gets to participate. Yeah, yeah, it ended up being girls versus boys, which is funny. That's hilarious. That was wild, wasn't it? I saw that coming, that always happens. I was the only one that was picked on the girls' side, though. Oh bullshit tells me how you guys feel about me.

SPEAKER_00 8:14

It just made sense, you know.

SPEAKER_02 8:16

It was definitely a lot of fun, I'm not gonna lie. Because you guys got all freaking. I had a really good time frick, you guys acting like a female. So this is what happened. Like, yeah, and it was it was awesome because everybody was participating, and then more and more people started showing up, and they just started jumping on the teams, yeah, and then we just kept splitting up, right? And then the more and more girls showed up, and then they're just a big group of girls against a big group of guys.

SPEAKER_01 8:46

And then I forced people to play and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 8:48

Good. That's how you gotta do it.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

Yeah, we forced everyone to play.

SPEAKER_02 8:51

Yeah, yeah, that was a lot of fun, man. Uh the the guys definitely dominated on a lot of the all the first first, like. Would you say the physical games or the more the skills games kind of thing? Things that require hand-to-eye coordination and stuff like that. Yeah, more of a physical challenges, more yeah, what'd you say, physical kind of thing? I mean, I would say hand-yeah, hand-eye coordination. Hand-eye coordination. All the they won all of that, but at the end, we and Alan have decided winner take off the we did the trivia stuff. All the trivia was us. That was great. That is correct. I found out that the people closest to me don't know me at all. And it's pretty cool. It's good to know. It's good to know. Yeah, it's good to know. It was a good birthday.

SPEAKER_01 9:39

I learned a lot.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

Fuck you guys.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

I learned a lot. I took notes too.

SPEAKER_02 9:48

Yeah. Side notes.

SPEAKER_01 9:49

Side notes. I was also uh half drunk and alive. Yes, yeah, but I didn't forget.

SPEAKER_02 9:56

Uno pulled up with all the with all the uh hazes, dude. Haze bonds.

SPEAKER_01 10:02

I was like, fuck, I'm gonna drink all these.

SPEAKER_02 10:03

That triple IP was dangerous. He had some? That yeah, he I said it was bomb. I was like, dude, this is delicious. And he said, it's a triple. I said, man. It says actually pronounced a triple. It's delicious. No, some of them were it's actually pronounced tripel. It's actually pronounced triple. Read a book, bro. How overall, bro? How'd you like your birthday party? It was a good birthday party? Which is pretty good. For my birthday party, it was like every pot, dude. Every pod, Ruben fucks up a word, bro.

SPEAKER_01 10:38

Sometimes it's two words. I'm gonna KBP, I'm gonna QBP for my birthday party idiot. Nah, it's good. It was cool, yeah. It was fun, man. I like seeing my friends together.

SPEAKER_02 10:51

Yeah, it was cool. Everybody participated. It was great. It was fun. Yeah, it was a good time. And then did his typical uh disappeared disappearing act. Dude, it was like when he gets drunk, he disappears. And then poof, he disappears. Gone. Then he ends up. When the world needed him most, he vanished. Sick, dude. Yeah, dude. Um, but you saw you said bye to everybody, didn't you? Before everybody. Yeah, they all took off. Yeah, probably. He was still I saw you say bye to everybody, so yeah. You said bye to everybody. You said bye to everybody. Okay. They all took off and stuff. Good. So it was kind of cool to have everybody showed. I lasted the whole night. Yeah, okay. And then I went upstairs. Then you went upstairs, yeah. Yeah, my I fucking shit. Traveled, dude, in time. He definitely did, dude. Oh my god. I don't know. Did you spend the night in the bathroom? I feel like I was conscious. No, yeah, kind of.

SPEAKER_01 11:53

What? What the fuck is going on with you? I was kind of I mean, yeah, I woke, I woke up in the bathroom? In the bathroom. In the bathroom, sure.

SPEAKER_02 12:04

I didn't wake up there. Um I didn't, I was like, whoa. I kept knocking and I I must have. I thought somebody was gonna open the door. No, no. I almost did. Alina trying to open the door.

SPEAKER_04 12:16

It was locked.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

So I was like, hey, hold on. I'm in here. I was like wiping my ass. I was literally in mid-wipe ass, like oh in the crack.

SPEAKER_02 12:29

Had a shower twice. I was in the most I was knocking on the door, man. I was knocking on the door and I was like, Alan. He went, yep. I was like, you good? Yep. Is he fucking? Yep. Is he fucking with me? Is he fucking with me right now? He goes, Yep. I was like, Alan, yep. You good? Yep. I'm like, all right, man, just just making sure you're good. All right. And then like hours later, I'm like, dude, Alan, yep. I'm like, there's no way. You're not in the same position. So conscious. I'm like, are you good? He's like, yep. I was like, hey man, I gotta shower soon, dude. And he's like, uh, alright. I'm not fucking like I'm like, this guy sucks, man. And then I was like, all right, well. Almost done. Oh, yeah. Alina was okay. So Alina had a conversation with him too. Yeah, but uh, yeah, he he was in the bathroom. So I was like, all right, whatever. But I hope he enjoyed his birthday. So that was pretty cool. And then uh the next day was Mother's Day, yeah, Sunday.

SPEAKER_01 13:51

Sunday, and we were just kind of like it was Mother's Day and Mexican Mother's Day, and it landed on the same day, no shit, dude. It came in it like we united, dude, as a American and Mexican flag, dude. Yeah, it's crazy and won.

SPEAKER_02 14:09

And won on this day. I mom wanted to go watch a movie. Yeah, well, she wanted uh she wanted to do uh well, she wanted all of us to go to church with her. We did, which we did, which we did. That was pretty sick. It was pretty cool. That was pretty sick. I mean, not all of us went, but we did. Oh, yeah, that's right. She wasn't there, and then we went to church. That was cool. Idiot! It felt good. I was up like at 8, and mom mom was downstairs. She was like, Are you joining us with church today? And I'm like, Yeah, that's why I'm up. He got all dressed up. So I put my good pants on, and I put my good shirt on, nice shirt on. It was really nice.

SPEAKER_01 14:48

Yeah, it barely had any wrinkles on it. Yeah, no stains, no stains, stains. It wasn't ripped in the armpit.

SPEAKER_02 14:54

My good shirt ripped. My good shoes on, no, it wasn't ripped in the armpit. A lot of my shaved. He even shaved a little. I did shave a little. You know, that's the first time I've sat in the back. Oh, you're always like front row, like it's a fucking coachella. Dude, I'm in the front row, dude. Ruben's this in the front row.

SPEAKER_04 15:15

Fucking great.

SPEAKER_02 15:17

I can feel you, Jesus. Do you feel like you're if you're the closer that you get, do you feel like you can feel him more? Like you make him feel more, dude. Do you feel the Holy Spirit more? Okay, so the funny thing about the reason why I bring up the reason why I bring up like that's the first time I sat in the back row in a very long time, and it's because I try to this is the one thing that highlighted in my mind is like I started sitting in the front row because uh I I went to a Christian church once, and then that guy told me, He goes, Come have a seat with us in the front row. You really get to feel the spirit, and all that's I was like, Oh, it's true. So I went up there and I was just up there that he started telling me, I was like, cool. And then since then I never stopped going in the front. I just kept doing it over and over. And then sitting in the back row this time with mom, and she didn't care, she's like right here, right here. Yeah, she just I normally I normally she she when I've gone with her, she'll like go closer. Yeah, oh okay. So that's why I was surprised too. Like, oh cool, like sick, yeah, where I want to be anyway.

SPEAKER_01 16:25

We just like to sit somewhere, yeah. We just pull up anywhere that would that it's like we can see, kind of see, and then she's like, Okay, that's part here. I'm like, oh yeah, I want that at like first one we see. Let's just try to get a seat. Like, yeah, was it packed or not? No, no, because it was a good amount of people.

SPEAKER_02 16:40

It was cool, it was pretty cool. So we sat in the back, and then I started noticing babies crying, I started noticing kids fidgeting, I started noticing people on their phones, I started noticing like people just like distracted doing other things, and in return, I was being distracted the whole time because I was paying attention to everybody, and I'm just like, oh shit. I'm like, oh, that's why okay, yeah. That's that's why you want to get closer. That that makes sense now. My thing about church is is uh I I try to pay attention. Like when you're older, well, now that we're older, we can like focus on what he's talking about, yeah, and try to like lock in. Yeah, but my thing is that it my I wander. Uh so like I try to pay attention and then like it's hard, it it hurts my eyes to just like sit, stare at one spot for like a whole hour, and then like my eyes like drift, and then my I start to wander, and I'm just like what the fuck I'm trying to pay attention, but then like uh no no let's lock in. And I did, and then and then like I'm going like this, and I'm like, fuck. I'm trying to like pay attention. I just that's what I was dealing with on Sunday. I'm just like you I think you were falling asleep, dude. Yeah, I was. I was like kind of like that's uh that's why I don't like it's hard for me to pay attention, dude. Like I just can't I can't do it. And I feel like I feel like it's wrong to like go in there, go there, and then like you know, you're not paying attention. Yeah, you know, and it's just like fuck, you know, and I just feel like I'm a sinner, dude.

SPEAKER_01 18:22

When was the last time we went we were in the church?

SPEAKER_02 18:25

I fell asleep hard in that the last time. Oh yeah, that's when I saw you. I was like, bro, and we were close, bro.

SPEAKER_01 18:32

We were just like we were like on the side.

SPEAKER_02 18:34

Like I had like Jenner on mission tickets, yeah, dude. We were like VIP'd. We were VIP'd, we had wristbands and everything. Intelligent. I dozed off. But I I'd catch it, and I'm just like, fuck, man. I'm just like, he's pranking.

SPEAKER_01 18:55

He's just pranking, he feels the spirit, he feels the spirit, he feels it, he just praised in him.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

He's emotional, it's emotional, it's emotional, it's closes eyes for a little bit. Oh no, dude. I really wanted to try to pay attention, and it just does sometimes it just doesn't happen. But maybe if you're in the front, it might it might have to be closer. We're gonna try closer next time. Yeah, yeah, dude. Uh it was cool. So we're in there, it was kind of cool to be there uh in church with mom, and then we were obviously we were a brother and a sister short. Yeah. Um, but being there with you guys, it kind of felt like when we were kids again. Yeah. And mom was just there, like she's just she was just like, I felt like she was like glowing. Yeah, she was glowing. She had a good time, she loved it. She's like Alan's making me laugh. Anthony's making me laugh. Wow, what do I do? Because he says something, you start laughing. I'm just like, he he's so like, he's so like, uh no, shut up. I don't want to pay attention. Like, shut up. I'm trying to try to fucking and then you guys are dead. You guys are distracting me too. I didn't, I barely did anything. This guy over here keeps cracking jokes during our father, and I'm like, dog, chill, bro. Dude, it's so good, though. No, bro. It's funny, dude. It's so good, dude. And then we went to go see Michael. Went to see Michael, yeah. That was it was a pretty good movie. Man, I liked it. It's pretty good. It was a great movie, man.

SPEAKER_01 20:33

It's beautiful. It's beautiful, it was beautiful, it's so beautiful, it's so beautiful.

SPEAKER_00 20:39

That was my third time watching it. Third time?

SPEAKER_02 20:44

Yeah, it was that good, huh? I liked it, I thought it was cool. I forgot I just realized I was saying this earlier too. Like, I didn't realize how like way because it he I was born '88, so yeah, all of that was before I was born. Yeah. So I'm like, damn, like all the good shit, all the good songs were like all the great performances were before I was born. So I was like, damn. You know how everybody says if you can go to any concert from any artist that passed away living or you know, whatever, what would you go to? I think who you said Bob Marley, right? No, probably a while back. Who you said who's you said okay, someone said I know I said Bob Marley. Someone said Bob Marley, yeah, right, and then like uh everybody was going around the room talking about like who would they want to go see? And I'm just like, dude, Michael Jackson, bro. I would love to see him. Uh-huh. And I think that's probably the closest I'll get to seeing it, you know. I mean, there's videos galore on YouTube, but it was different. It was just different to see it like that, you know. And obviously, he didn't play any of like all the like the side Bs. Yes. He was gonna go on tour. All the hair and jam. That's crazy. That was nuts. He was gonna go on tour, that whole thing, and he did the whole documentary thing. Oh, yeah, this is it. I was looking forward to that because that we were gonna be a part of it, you know. We weren't gonna go to the tour or the concert or anything. Who knows? Maybe we would have, but I think we probably would have. That would be fucking sick. Yeah, that was like fucking high school, bro. Yeah, I don't know. That was that's a long time ago.

SPEAKER_01 22:14

Yeah, we didn't have we didn't have that kind of currency we have now. Yeah, that's true. That's very true. That's very true. A lot of chitter.

SPEAKER_02 22:23

But uh, it was cool, man. Great movie. If you guys haven't if you guys haven't seen the Michael Jackson movie, make sure you guys go check that out. It's uh it's number two. It's number two right now around the world for uh biopic. No way. That's pretty tough. Number one is uh Bohemian Rhapsody. Yeah, that's number one. I think it's I mean, it was cool, but it was like at 900 million. It was like at 900 million and then this one's at uh the Michael Jackson's at 700 million, right? I think it's the same guy that made Bohemian Rhapsody. I think so, dude.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

Oh, so he's competing against himself.

SPEAKER_02 22:56

That's cool. Oh, that's what's up, dog. That's that's it. That's what's up. That's dope. He's trying to top his last. Yeah. There's a scene where where the dad gets all like he starts tripping on and starts being like the disciplinary. Yeah. And then and then like the mom kind of just sits back and like let him do his stuff. Yeah, yeah. Oh mom. And then so mom mom turns to me, right? And she goes, she goes, okay, so back then, back in the day, the dad would be like the disciplinary, and then the mom would just sit back and then you know, it's like, yeah, I know mom, I've lived it. And she goes, Oh, oh, wrong kid. She goes, I'm gonna go this way. I'll go this way. And she's repeated herself to Alita told Alita the same thing. I was just like, Jesus Christ, dude.

SPEAKER_00 23:49

And I was like, Mom, you disciplined me. And then she was like, damn it. Yeah, but I didn't get the belt. I didn't, I didn't use the belt.

SPEAKER_02 23:58

Oh my gosh, dude. I only kicked the shit out of you. That's it. I only kicked the shit out of you. I only beat the fuck out of you. I didn't throw the weapons at you. I didn't use a weapon, I just beat the fuck out of you. In the bathroom at school.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

She mortal combat ass, dude.

SPEAKER_02 24:17

She mortal combat ass. Oh man, that is great. Speaking of Mortal Kombat, we're gonna go watch that, dude. That's the next movie we're gonna definitely. Let's go right now.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

Did you guys hear Fuck this pa, dude?

SPEAKER_02 24:28

Let's go watch MK.

SPEAKER_03 24:30

Did you guys hear mom snore in the Yeah, a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

Did she fall asleep? Yeah, she dozed off. And then you heard her snort, and then Alina woke her up and goes, mom. She goes, Oh, oh, sorry. Sorry. And she started cracking up, dude. She went to my mother's day and she would fucking fall asleep.

SPEAKER_03 24:47

Yeah, it was quiet and she just like she woke herself up. She was asleep. She started laughing.

SPEAKER_02 25:00

Oh, that's why you're cracking up. She was cracking up because she I guess she woke herself up. I thought you you like hit her or something. Or like movie. She woke herself up. Nudged her. I just looked at her and she was just cracking. I was just like, ooh. It was definitely great, man. Movie time was definitely it was the pizza, dude, that we that we had before. I think so. That's for damn good. Yeah, I was pretty stuffed after that. But uh, yeah, we uh we had Alan's birthday, we had uh Mother's Day along with uh went to go see Michael Jackson, the movie, and I was pretty cool, and um something else fun happened. My sister wanted to go out with her bestie. Oh man, shout out. Should we shout her out? Shout out to myself if she still watches, she's the bestie, she's the best, she's pretty cool. And she went out, dude. She wanted to go out, so I'm like, yeah. She's like, what are you doing today? I'm like, I'm chilling. She goes, Can you take me? And I was like, Yeah, I got you. So I was gonna take her to go out. And I said, Cool. So I drop her off. I dropped her and her and her bestie off over in um Downey, and they you know, they did the the best so thing, and then um I just dropped them off. It was like almost 10 o'clock. I said, Okay, let me know when you're ready. And then I leave, hours go by later, and then she goes, Okay, we're ready. I'm like, cool. It's like one like one 30, 20, one somewhere around there, and then I head over there and I'm like, I'm here. And then I see Giselle. Giselle sees me, and then she goes, and then there's a cop behind me, and he was actually like shining his light on me, and he was just like, move, yeah, you know, and I'm just like, fuck. Because Giselle's already walking towards me, and she gets in the car, and she just goes, Yeah, Lena's busy. And I was like, What? What do you mean she's busy? She goes, Yeah, she's talking to those people right there. I was like, Okay, okay, well, I gotta go around. I gotta go around. She goes, Yeah, or you can just park. She's just she's trying to help somebody right now. I was like, What? She goes, Yeah, just park somewhere. I'm like, No, I'm not parking, I'm going around. So I went around. I was like, the fuck? I don't know who the hell she's talking to. I don't know what the heck was going on. And then I just see and then I'm just I so I pull up all the way around and then I I park on this on the curb because there's somebody left and left the parking spot. So I go, fuck yeah, I'll park right here. And then the cop was still like there watching me the whole time, and I was just like, all right, whatever. And Giselle gets out of the car and she goes, All right, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go talk to Alina. And I was like, Where is she? And she goes, She's right there. You see her? She's in the red. I was like, What the fuck? And she's like in the middle with like fucking six dudes, and I'm like, What the fuck is going on here? Yeah, and then she's like, No, she's talking to like she's trying to help these girls. I was like, What girls? I don't even see because there's like fucking a bunch of people standing outside. The club's just it just ended. Uh-huh. So everybody's outside. I was like, Man, fuck. I should have told Anthony or I should have brought Alan with me. This is I don't I don't like how this looks. Yeah. And she's like, okay, I'm gonna go get her. I'm gonna go get her. I was like, Yeah, yeah, go get her. And she goes, she goes out, and then she's just handling. And then what happened, Lily? What's going on?

SPEAKER_00 28:21

So we were in the club, so at first we went to Basil. Yes, it's fire. And then from there we felt we're like, alright, I'm just gonna get we're gonna let's just get some drinks because we went there sober. We didn't pre-game, uh, we didn't have anything at the house. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 28:39

We had you had two three brothers that could have went and bought you whatever. I know you're freaking dumb. Talking and I was upstairs with you guys too.

SPEAKER_00 28:49

But I we still had to get ready though, so yes, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 28:52

Okay, so ten years.

SPEAKER_00 28:53

So then we didn't have time to pre-game, so we just went to Bessel because we never been there, we want to see what it was about. We heard it was good, so whatever.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 29:02

And I'm thinking it was like new, no?

SPEAKER_02 29:04

Yeah, it's somewhat new, yeah. It's new.

SPEAKER_00 29:06

Yeah, so then we went there and then we got I ordered us shots and then I ordered us drinks, and then uh and I paid because it went away was like uh I was trying to celebrate Giselle's birthday. Because we had went to like uh Hawaii that whole weekend and stuff. And then it was like Xavier's birthday too, so I didn't get to celebrate with her, so I was like, drinks on me, you know?

SPEAKER_02 29:31

Yeah, I gotcha.

SPEAKER_00 29:33

So we were like we're getting a little buzzed from there, but then we didn't really like the vibe. It was so different from what we were used to. There's just a bunch of dudes like at the bar, like just fucking watching us like crazy, like sharks, dude. So I was like, oh my god, oh my god, it feels weird. Like, oh is everybody like looking at us and like the security guard, like just like like just staring at us to feel uncomfortable. Yeah, and I was like, I know, right? I was like, me too, it feels weird in here. And she's like, even the girls look different too. I was like, they do look different. I'm like, I was like, Do you wanna leave? And she's like, Do you wanna leave? And I was like, Do you wanna leave? So we were just like, whatever, let's just go to Joseph's, and then from there, if we want to come back, we come back because we could get back in for free. We had a stamp on our hand. That's right. So I was like, Alright, fuck it, I'm down. So we went to Joseph's and we just stayed the rest of the day there. I mean the rest of the night there because um music was fire. At first it was empty. They're playing like some 80s music. I was like, oh fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:46

I'm fucking down 80s, 80s parties.

SPEAKER_00 30:49

80s party because they don't play that shit, so that shit got me like in the movie. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:00

Oh baby. Was it that no owl?

SPEAKER_01 31:08

That's not sorry, dude.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

I could go all day, dude. I could go all day.

SPEAKER_00 31:12

Yeah, it was cool. So I was like, hell yeah. Then they started playing ratchet music. Then more people were getting more packed. Hell yeah! Then it was bringing hip hop and they got thrown and then hip hop, they got thrown in the hip. Hip hop anonymous.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

I'm not fucking leaving!

SPEAKER_00 31:29

So it was a good mixture of like one of me and and Giselle both liked. Yeah. So we were having so much fun. Nice. And I got Giselle freaking uh in a good on a good one. She was bust because she kept saying, Oh, I never got like super drunk like that. And I was like, She always says that. And I was like, never say never. Not after tonight. Not after tonight. Yes. So I kept saying that. Today I got time. I got her though. So I was it was funny. She was like, oh my god, I never moved. So I'm so bad. I just kept getting water, I kept getting taking breaks or dancing away. As the security guard, I was like, Water. And then he was like, Oogie. Kept getting it. Come on, let's go back. Giving her water so she was staying hydrated throughout. Yeah, of course. Responsible.

SPEAKER_02 32:19

That's how you do it. Responsible, drunk. We love that.

SPEAKER_00 32:22

We were still dancing, having a good time. And then from there, I met these girls. There were like two girls. I think there were three, actually. There's supposed to be three. They're triplets.

SPEAKER_02 32:33

They're triplets, man.

SPEAKER_00 32:36

There was three.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

They want us to watch them. They want us to.

SPEAKER_00 32:40

When I'm drunk, I'm very social. I'm very like, like to dance with all the girls. I hype them up. Like. Yes. Only if they want to, though, because some girls are weird.

SPEAKER_02 32:50

Some girls will be like, fuck this bitch.

SPEAKER_00 32:52

But these group of girls, they were cool. They were fucking they were having fun. I was like, yeah. And then they were like all dancing. We were dancing with each other and all that stuff. And then um after that, we went to the restroom from there, came back. And after that, Giselle were like, let's go.

SPEAKER_02 33:10

Let's get out of here. Time to go. Time to go.

SPEAKER_00 33:12

We left, we went outside. And then after that, um, she was like, we were sitting on the curve for a little bit, and then uh Giselle was like, Oh, text Ruben. I was like, Alright, text Ruben, hey, come pick us up. Alright, on my way. So he was already on his way, whatever. And then from there, we saw those girls. First we ran into somebody, yes, and then we were talking to them for a little bit, we were laughing, we were joking around, some guy was trying to get at her, she was like, and then we were all like just joking around. And then after that, I saw like those girls, those girls over there, and I was like, Oh like those little girls that we were dancing with. And I was like, What's going on over there? And she seemed like she was like So I was like, Oh shit. So I went to go see what's up. She basically lost her phone. She didn't know where it's at. Maybe someone stole it, or maybe she misplaced it. So I was trying to help her out, like, okay, maybe maybe like you can log into your iCloud on my shit. So I just gotta pull it on my phone. So I was pulling out my phone and she was like trying to do it, it wasn't working. I was like, you're gonna have to I was like, did you ask the security guard? She's like, no. I was like, you want me to ask? She's like, can you? And I said, okay. Mind you, there was just already guys there. Yeah like a bunch of dudes.

SPEAKER_02 34:35

There's a fuck ton of guys there.

SPEAKER_00 34:36

And I was like, fuck. I was like, alright, I'm gonna help, because there's just these dudes right here, like, what are they gonna fucking do? They're just gonna try to hit at her. So I was like, I'm gonna help her. So then I went to school security guards, girls like, we don't got shit. And I was like, did you check? And then he's like, Yeah, we checked, it's nothing. And I was like, fucking full of shit. So I was like, Alright, I was like, alright, thanks, whatever. Thanks. Thanks for nothing. Sure. And then I was like, I'm sorry. Fuck you guys on the phone. So she was like, you know, going crazy about it. And then I felt bad, you know? So I was like, fuck. And then I didn't want to leave her. Then she was saying the friend that she was with, she barely knew her, she didn't even know her. She just met her that week. So I was like, fuck. I don't want to leave her with somebody she doesn't really know that much, and then they're and then just leave her with dudes. Bunch of dudes. Oh my god. She was trying to I'll take care of her. She was I gotta leave her.

SPEAKER_02 35:39

All creepy and she's creepy.

SPEAKER_00 35:42

She was adamant about her phone, so I was like, Dude, yeah. But I get it, you know? I get it. So it's and then she had her ID in the back, too. So you need the you need your phone, you know?

SPEAKER_02 35:55

So I was like your sister's a girl's girl, man.

SPEAKER_00 35:59

Is that what that comes from? No, I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_02 36:01

You shouldn't be. That means you're down to help out girls. Fuck bitch. You you you're there to help girls out. I think to a certain extent.

SPEAKER_00 36:08

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:10

But to a certain extent, sure. She's mother Teresa. Maybe. Mother Teresa. She's more like Mother Teresa than a girl's girl. I would say. Yeah. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 36:20

So then so then, yeah, she was adamant about it. She was like, I'm gonna stay here. You got you go. She was like, you go, and like just go, and I'll I'll I'll I'm gonna stay here till I get my phone. And I was like, no, like I can't let you do that. Like I just didn't feel right. I could I know I could have left. Like that was my go to be like, alright, he's out.

SPEAKER_02 36:43

Alright, freaking pace, badge.

SPEAKER_00 36:44

You know, I could I could have, but I was like, I didn't feel right. You should have. Something something in me, I was like, no, bro, it's not, it's not. It's not right. Yeah, it's not right. It's not safe, it's not right.

SPEAKER_02 36:57

It'll feel you'll like probably like your conscience wouldn't be right. If you were left.

SPEAKER_00 37:02

So I was like, girl, I'll take you with me. I have a big house. Yeah. Just sleep with me in my house. And I was like, you know, help you. Find your phone tomorrow. You don't know your password right now. Maybe tomorrow you could just need to sleep on it. And then you'll think about what it is. You'll know it. Yeah. I was like, I'm sure you know it. She's like, You think you think that that'll help me though? And I'm like, Yeah. Okay, okay, whatever. She finally came, like, took her with me in the car, and then I was like, told a friend, come on, let's go. Where do you live? She told me I dropped Ruben dropped her off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:36

Oh, so you had two girls? I had two girls in the car. And then it was Alina and Giselle. Yeah, Giselle. So there's what? Four. And uh Alina was shotgun. No, no, Giselle was shotgun.

SPEAKER_00 37:50

I was in the back.

SPEAKER_02 37:51

Alina's in the back with the girls, with the two girls. With the randos. With the randos, and I'm just like, all right, I guess we're taking these girls home. This is fucking taxi cab confessions here. There's a go. So we're driving, and I'm just hearing her. It's okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:17

I was like, fucking foam, man. She's Jamaican. She's Jamaican. Shut up.

SPEAKER_02 38:30

She was just crying. I just heard crying, and I'm just like, dude, shut up. We're just driving it. And she just kept saying, Do you think you think that they're gonna help me? You think they'll help me? I'm like, yeah, they're gonna help you. Alina's just like, yes, they're gonna help you. Alina repeated herself so many fucking times to this girl, but I was like, dude, she's wasted out of her fucking mind. She must be here or something. Or she's just like, I don't know what is going on, but she's just like, you really need to help me? I need to go. I need to go to you, we gotta go to Apple. We have to go to Apple. I'm like, it's three o'clock in the morning, dude. It's like 2 a.m. right now, dude. Apple's not open, it's not open.

SPEAKER_01 39:09

Never seen an Apple open unless it's in a mall.

SPEAKER_02 39:12

And he goes, if I go to Apple, you think they'll help me get into my Gmail? I was like, How would why would why would Apple help you get into your Gmail? You don't know your Gmail? Like, I'm just I'm not saying all this. I'm just I'm hearing all this shit. And you're like thinking in your head. And then Lena's just like, yes, they're gonna help you. Yes, they're gonna, yes, of course, yeah, they're gonna do it. And he goes, Well, let's go, let's go right now. I'm just like, what the fuck is this? And Lena keeps saying, We're gonna go tomorrow. We're gonna go tomorrow. You're gonna go to sleep with us. And he goes, Well, let's go back to Joseph's, let's see if they have my phone. I'm like, we just left because they don't have your phone.

SPEAKER_00 39:46

I was just like, yo, they don't have your phone.

SPEAKER_02 39:50

They don't have your phone, and she just kept, you know, just kept repeating it.

SPEAKER_04 39:54

It was just it was on repeat, right?

SPEAKER_02 39:57

She just she just kept going, dude. She just kept going. I'm like, I look at Giselle, just it was just like so pissed, dude. She was so over it. Like, I was just like, oh my gosh. I'm like, oh shit, Giselle's pissed, dude. Look at her. She's all angry. Because before that, I mean before, because Alina was trying to convince her to come with us in the car and just was just like, I just leave her ass. I don't want to fucking like just leave her. She doesn't want to left the Giselle, go out there, tell Alina after if she wants to come, now's the time. If not, okay, bye. And then fuck her. Leave her there, and then let's get out of here. You tell her once, and that's it. She goes, all right. And because if she doesn't go, then I'm gonna have to get out, and then I'm gonna have to tell her, and I don't want to like be around all these fucking guys, but I will. And I'm like, fuck, man, I'm wearing my crocs. I'm like, fuck this shit, dude. I'm like, the fuck am I gonna do with my crocs? Whatever. You wanna fucking go? Fucking flick them off. Hold on, dude.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

Let me put them in sports mode. Watch, motherfucker. Watch. You're gonna fucking see right now, man. Hold on, stop. Hold on, stop. Hold on. Oh fuck. Fuck off. Fuck. Let me see. I lost my charm. I lost my charm. Hold on. That's my Rams one, dude. That's my Rams one. I need it, dude. I need it.

SPEAKER_02 41:21

It's coming up, soon. I need that. But yeah, like I was over it, dude. She was over it. She did not, she did not want to, like, whatever, but whatever. She went over there. Lena convinced her they got four corals in the car now, so now we're driving. Yeah, but um, other than that, do we uh do we got anything else to report? Anything else crazy or kind of just we wanna cut it right here, and that was already our pod. Take it or leave it. What? Yeah, take it or yeah, we're just gonna take it and yeah, we're gonna leave it, dude. Well, we're gonna leave it. We're gonna leave it, dude. Tune in next time. Tune in next time. We'll see what story we come up with. We'll see what what our adventures are. What our adventures are. I can tell you right now, it's not a lot. What we done do a lot. We're definitely back, man, and uh, we're gonna continue to keep this thing going. Again, we're gonna do it when we can, man. Whenever whenever we're available, because two weeks, three weeks, don't matter. Three months, we'll get a good month. And Alvin's home in two weeks. Alvin's home soon. Oh, we're gonna get potty. Yeah. Two weeks, Alvin will be home. Alvin will be home. Well, we're out of here, guys. It's your boys, Tone Root Flock, and of course the motherfucking bear. Peace out, guys. Thank you guys for tuning in. We'll see you next week. Later.