The Stoogee Boys

GRADUATION #32

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After the Bear and her Stoogees took some time off, they are back to fill everyone in on all the activities that occurred within the last 2 weeks. Starting with the Bear's Graduation from College!!! Also the boys finally announce their merch drop!!! 

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If you are not of adult age or mature enough to know that we're just joking, please seek permission before watching any further.

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Sounds like you're a little bit what about can I tell Steve Cruiser? Can I uh tell me the cruiser?

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We're gonna make fun of everyone, just so you guys know. Yeah. Well there you have it, man. From UFC fights to football, all kinds of sports.

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Anything that your big brother says.

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I'm just throwing it out.

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Okay, you know what, dude? I'm gonna start my own podcast. Yeah.

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It's gonna be a podcast within the podcast. Rube rockin' flock.

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Oh yeah.

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Rube rocking flock in the tongue.

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Yo, welcome back.

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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back to another episode of the Stooge Boys podcast. It's your boys, Tone Rube Rockin' Flock.

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And of course, of course, the motherfucking bear. What's up, bear? How's she doing over there? How's it going? Look at she looks so pretty. She looks like uh Aaliyah. Aaliyah.

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She looks smart.

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She looks like Alina.

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Are those like are those glasses like uh reading glasses or something? Do you like need them? Do you need them for your vision? They're not blind? No. Oh, okay. She's been wearing them lately, and I'm like, she's a big fat phony.

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She's a phony. Surprise, motherfucker. Just like Ruben. Ruben's not phony.

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I should have put my glasses on too.

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Oh yeah, you were rocking those glasses on. Alvin has Versace. The Versace ones, huh? Albin has Versace on the ones. Versace. Alright, dude. Well, dude, welcome back. We're back, guys. We got a lot of shit to go over today, man. We got so much shit, like so much stuff piled up. Because you know, we don't do stuff. We kind of just like eh. We like shit to take. There's a lot of poop. There's there's a there's a lot of shit. There's a lot of shit. A lot of shit in my butt. And then is that too much information? I shake my pants today. For me today. I went to me today. I went to I had a doctor's appointment, and they said that I have anal leakage. No way.

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Yeah, that's crazy.

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I've had that before, dude. It's rough. It's tough. It's very rough. Does that even mean? I don't know. It's getting to that point. So it's so hot outside because summer's coming. I don't think summer is here yet. Yeah. It's summer is so here, dude. It's here, bro. It's here though. You can feel it.

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I'm sweating like crazy. It's hot outside. It's really hot. My face gets all red and shit. I fucking hate the summer, dude. I hate the summer.

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It's definitely swamp ass season.

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Summer, summer, summer time.

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It's definitely two shower time, dude. Two showers a day. Two showers a day now. I'm like three colors, dude, right now. It's rough. It's rough out there. It's pretty crazy. It's it's it's bananas out here in this hot weather, bro. But we're out here doing it, you know. Uh, but yeah, let's get right into it, man. Uh start from the top. Sure. Alina. Let it run. Oh my gosh. Alina's Alina is officially certified. A certified stepper. Certified stepper. Alina, you are certified to handle children. How does it feel?

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It was good.

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It was kind of cool to see her little graduation and like she had her sash, the the Mexican and the American flag on there. It was pretty tight.

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I really liked her sash. I w I wanted to wear it. I wanted to wear her.

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I didn't know that she was uh she had that.

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I didn't know she was Mexican.

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I didn't know she was Mexico. She's all this motherfucker.

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She barely speaks any Spanish. That's very true. It's in the blood. That's all that matters. She called me a pudo. She called you a poodle. And she said it just like that. She said it just like that. You were looking at poodle. You're a dumb poodle. You're a stupid pudo. You're a stupid ass pudo. Stupid ass pudo.

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That's great. Yeah, but you you have one uh one accomplishment. So what's next?

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Like what's the move, Lee? Come on.

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Are we we're gonna keep stacking degrees? Are we going to a degree next? Or what are we doing?

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What are we doing here? Going AA or what?

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I think you should get your AAA.

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Not an S. You're going to AA meetings?

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So uh Yeah, so basically now I'm certified to just be working around children. Nice, nice. Um right now I need to um apply for like a certain position just so I can get into like a district I want to work for. Nice, okay. And then once I do that, I'll be able to like uh little as well. When a position opens up for like what I uh certified for. Oh nice, okay. So I can be permanent with it. And then once I do that, I'm gonna get my AA for uh becoming just like a teacher.

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Oh nice. So you think you found you've kind of found your your thing? You you finally uh found your calling?

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I think I think it's perfect for you because you're gonna get summer off. You're gonna have a spring break. Yo, that's true. You're gonna have a winter break.

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Yeah, you're gonna freaking be twerking in a spring break, twerking in a summer break. It's freaking genius. You're gonna be shivering in a winter break.

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I've always wanted to be a uh uh what's it called? A teacher, a P E teacher. Not a teacher, but what's the other what's those people? Imagine Flauco as a fucking P. Go fucking run. Go fucking the fuck out of my face. Lap, dude.

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You know what? Fucking run a lot. What, dude?

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Tiger mom. She raised a bitch. Nah. Uh, like a guidance text me back. I made you a brother last night, dude.

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Our sister's gonna be a teacher, man.

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No, that's um um, what's it called? I always wanted to be a guidance counselor just because imagine Blackco as a guidance counselor, dude. You're gonna fail math.

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Listen, listen. Just fail math while you're ahead, dude.

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Dude, you should just be a rapper, dude. Just be a rapper, bro. Everybody tries it once. Give me a hot 16 right now. Let me see how you do. All right, you know what? Alright, that's ass. You can't be a rapper, you can't do school. Just I don't know what I don't know what. Have you tried graffiti? We try like socky fools, maybe. Socky fools, dude. I think you're gonna end up driving your girlfriend's car. And picking her up and picking her up, and from work, and from work. To and from school, and then from work, and your socks are too high. You know why? You're a pussy. That's why. That's funny, dude. Yeah, so Alina's gonna be a teacher. Alright. That's so badass, dude. And we were talking, I was talking about this uh with Xavier, our boyfriend. And we were just Our man. Our man. Our man, uh, Xavier. Shout out to X. Xavier. Shout out to X. Me and X just had our uh seven-year anniversary.

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Our seven-year anniversary. Shout out to X.

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He got me this Diddy poster. Oh shit, it's the wrong one. Oh, we gotta change the month. Yeah, we're off a couple of times. We'll do it live. Yeah, we're doing it live. What's one's this one? You know what? We took all of May off. That we did. We did take all of May. All of May. I think um That's how long it's been. Yeah, the summer, and he's by the pool. It's the summer we're by the pool. Makes sense. I mean, it makes sense.

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It's official. The Stoogia boards are back, baby.

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He's like this one.

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What the hell does he have in his hand? Is that that's baby oil. Is that baby oil for real? Or water.

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It's supposed to be cirac, but I'm pretty sure it's baby oil. Is it sirah? It's probably cyrac. Oh yeah, it's uh yeah, that's right. Forget about Sirac. Make sure you put it in the hole. Nice.

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Why is there so much oil on your fucking calendar, dude?

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So much oil on the calendar. X put real oil on the whole calendar. He went, hold on. Whenever you touch it, it's let me just give it a whenever you when you flip the pages, it goes nasty, dude. That's gross.

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Hell yeah, dude. You flip the page and go.

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Yeah, dude. So uh, yeah, we did it, man. Uh summer is here. It's June.

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Alina's graduating. She's uh got her certificate. She's graduated. Moving on to the next level. We were talking about this. Well, like I said, I was talking to X Channel X. What's up, X? What's up, dog? Fucking love you. That's my boy right there. My boy first. That's my daughter.

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X, you wanna like what else did we do, dude?

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Who's that guy in the corner? Who's that guy in the corner? So good. Yo, she likes me. She likes me. No, uh shouting out to X and uh Anthony. I was telling them, and we're over there. I was deciding, you know what? If you really think about it, this is the first time Alina walked.

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For real, for real. That's true. You ever think about that? She had the the COVID uh she graduated drive-by. Yeah, even I walked and I went to continuation school.

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You're a pussy. Oh wow. That's wild.

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That wasn't her fault, though, dog. No, it wasn't her fault.

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It was when shit got real, dude.

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We like I remember getting in the car and we had like the signs and stuff about cheering and stuff.

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That was fun. That was cool, though. I liked it. That was unique and different. We never experienced anything like that. So it was the first for all of us, so that's pretty cool. Remember, we drove past like everywhere, like around the school, and it was sick, dude. And I was just like, yo, I fucking smoked right there. Smoked a fat J right there.

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First time I got dome was right there. There was a dome right there. I got over here.

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I went bodies in this bathroom. Bodies right here, bodies right there in the locker room. I kicked it right here by the J in the K. Made out with this chick over here at the M. Damn.

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You guys did all that spot, baby.

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All I did in that fucking yard was green bears, bro. That's all I did over there. And big fours. That's all I did, bro.

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Fucking the real ones know what the hell that is. Straight up Alvin's green. Fucking ditch and went to uh cherries. Cherries? That's not it wasn't cherries, dude. Cherries vias. It's supposed to be vias cherries, dude. Slash vias. No, when I went to high school, um it was already cherries. But I didn't go there. I went to like the fucking ice cream spot or Valentino's the fucking spot. Oh, it's a spot. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. I remember that. I'm from there. I'm from there. That's my hair. What's up, guys? I went to high school there. What's up? All right, all right. Everyone! We're bringing it back. We're bringing it back. Alina, when you got up there and they said your name Alina Raquel Hernandez. They were like, yeah, they pronounced something like that. You fucking read it for. It was funny, dude. How did that feel? That's so hearing your name and you actually walking. Did you even hear us when we shouted?

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I didn't hear shit.

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Damn.

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I was waiting for it too. That's fucking you know what?

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That's X's fault. He went. You didn't see me? I was right there. This is what he did. And I was like, that's fucking fire. I'm gonna do that. You didn't see me? I was right there. We tried to yell. Well, I yelled.

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He went, yeah. Yeah. Yow.

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What time did you guys get to the restaurant? Like at 7 45. Really? Mean Ivan got there at the same time. Yeah, I wasn't gonna make it. Me and Alvin got there on seven. Dog. If I would have just left straight there with my van, I would have got there by 10. I would have been there by 8.23. Oh, fuck that. Yeah, fuck all that, dude. So I was like, fuck. And I took forever on my second to last call. Oh, but that shit took forever. Yeah, but Alina, I was gonna tell you, did you feel a sense of accomplishment and like, you know, because when I graduated, and I don't know if it was the same for you guys, but it felt like, oh fuck yeah, I don't have to do that shit no more. Like I'm just I was just fucking happy as fuck. Like it just was a big relief. But how how was that moment for you when you took that step?

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For me, I was like, um it felt really good. Even though it's not a degree, it still felt like like I accomplished something, I actually finished something for once. Yeah, and thank god it just it was such a good feeling to the point where like I was like, fuck yeah, like this is so great. Like I wanna do this shit again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Now I'm like I know what the feeling is like.

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You want it you want another one. I want to do it. She wants to chase that feeling again.

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Yeah, that's why that's why I'm like, I'm gonna go for it. Pursue it, yeah. She's gonna go for it.

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She's going all in, dude. Hell yeah. For the longest time, we were worried about our sister because we trying to make sure she has a course and our idea of a course, and like all of us, young, youngins, when we started out, we don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. Yeah, it took me a while. We have no fucking clue. Some people are like some people get pushed. Some people get pushed in a in a direction by their parents, and then they go, I guess this is what I'm doing. Yeah, you know, and and that's how a lot of the people grow up. But to have someone to come out of school and just be like, I know exactly what I'm gonna do, or and or whatever, right? That's rare. So it's just like uh well, if you figured it out, you figured out congratulations.

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It's figured out a lot sooner than uh you know a lot of other people, so yeah, it's good.

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It's not bad. Yeah, it's all good, man. We'll we'll we're gonna show you. It takes time, though. It takes time. Let's salute our sisters. There's still a lot more to do. That's not the right one. No, dude. I forgot how to use this damn thing. Okay, dude.

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That's how long it's been.

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That's how long it's been, dude. Oh, here it is.

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Show wing.

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There we go. We salute you, Lee. But uh, yeah, congratulations on that. But on to other news. Uh Beer Fest. Beer Fest was fun, man.

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That was cool. Even I was even though I was D D, it was still pretty fun.

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Yeah. Yeah, it was.

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It was kind of cool that we're a pussy. We have there's uh a couple places there that had some NA's. Yes, and then they were giving you full full ass cans too. Full yeah, full cans of NA's. He's not a good drive. Here's like the whole thing.

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Dude, you want to shout out that dude? Was it uh Dustin from Best Day Brewery?

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I think that's what they're called. Best day brewery.

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Best day brewery. Dustin, you hooked it up. I appreciate you. Gave my bro a whole ass case. A whole ass case. Didn't even worry about if he was driving or not. He just said, here, have a whole case. Because it didn't matter, didn't matter. So shout out, shout out Dustin. I had to hold that case the whole time, though. I was just like, Yeah, Dustin, we we salute you, Dustin.

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We're gonna come see you.

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I think I forgot where that place is, though. No, we gotta we gotta look it up. We gotta do it. I'm fine. Yeah, we'll look it up someday. We're doing a pretty uh pretty good uh beer tour. You know, it was pretty so we'll handle that one day. It looked fun for you guys.

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It was fun. We had a good time, it was hard.

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It got hard after at the end. I'm gonna go hard. Um this guy got sauced. That's pretty sauced. You did too, a little bit. I definitely did you were fine. I definitely did. I was chilling. I was chilling after the pizza, I was pretty good. Yeah, but it took a while, but it took a while for us to get that pizza.

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It took us like yeah, we couldn't even go get more drink. We're waiting for the fucking pizza for so long. It was like an hour long, huh?

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Yeah, it was almost a wow, dude. I said shit. We should have just snuck food in.

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I'm kind of glad that happened because any little any more, and we probably would have had a wheelchair this guy out. Oh my gosh. No, I was good for those of you who have never been to a beer fest. I didn't get to that point. That's what I'm saying. Good thing. Well, yeah, shit. Yeah.

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Well, for those of you who haven't been to a beer fest, uh, I suggest you go check it out. They got different types of flavors, palettes. And if you like West Coast IPAs, you're a big fan. If you're a big fan of those, then uh you'll have endless amounts of them.

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Amounts of I guess they're really big in the West Coast for West for some reason.

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It's like I mean every every fucking tent, every tarp. Some of them are canopy. I'm just like, all right. There was one that was a big I'm over it. I'm over it. It wasn't that bad. The first one we had was was okay. Some of them are good though. You just gotta tent a lot of blondes too. Yeah, blondes are not bad either. I think it's a nice change of pace from like drinking fucking stouts or like uh you know, um hazies. Yeah, so it's nice to like switch it up with the lighter beer after like drinking super heavy beer, condensed beer, yeah, and just you know, fucking shit. That shit is strong. It's like seven percent, like majority of it. They're like seven percent.

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So it's nice change of pace for a blonde.

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I appreciate a nice blonde. Yeah, nice blondes are good. I'm gonna go pick a bite. Uh uh. But yeah, I was I was on the hunt for stouts, I was on the hunt for dark ambers, browns, and uh, I was definitely looking for porters. The porters that porter, that the first one, yeah, that was really good. 14%, dude. That shit was really good. That's tight. Bourbon barreled porter. That dark harbor one that you tried. Dark harbor, dude. My gosh. And your boy, you said your boy works there, right? Yeah. One of your boys works at the blue. Absolutely. That was delicious. Absolutely. Hands down, not even saying it because I work with them. Not even saying this because I work with them at the ports, just the fact that it truly was the best drink, the best beer I had that whole time. Nice. It had that balance. It reminded me of a downtown. Uh to be honest with you. And it was the it was delicious, man. What was the brewery called? You remember that? Uh Day and Night Brewery Company or something like that. I think it's out in uh Lomita.

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Oh, Lomita?

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Yeah. Oh, all right, that's cool. Yeah, something like that. Well, shout out to them. Shout out to you guys, man. I'm pretty sure that's what it was called. When I fall off the wagon, I'll be hitting that up. Yes. I like the all-time great. Was it Alvin? Oh, the World Champs. World Champs. World Champs. That was a hazy, right? That shit was good. That was really good. That was probably the best one. Yeah. That was my favorite one out of the whole day. What about that red? And that was a double.

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Which one? There was like a red towards the end.

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You guys had a you guys found a fucking red at the bear fest. There was a red? Yeah, you had one, didn't you? I didn't have a red. No, I didn't have a red. I don't know if it was a red. I had an amber. I had a I had maybe the amber. It was the amber. Oh, it was amber. That was pretty good. Amber was good. Yeah, it was pretty good. I liked that one.

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She was good.

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Amber was the best, dude. It was not bad. But yeah, Beer Fest was dope. We did it for a shout out to Uno. Happy birthday, big dog. Uh it was it was a great time. That shit was fun. Yeah, that was a good time, man. It was great, man. You know, we uh went to a brewery for his birthday. There's nothing like something like Carl Strauss. Nothing like drinking with your boys, man. Straight up, uh drinking beers with your boys.

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Yeah, we hit up Carl Strauss, and then after that we did half uh a place called Everywhere in Anaheim. Yeah, we went everywhere. It was great. They got good.

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For like half an hour we were there chilling. Yeah, we're chilling. It was cool. They closed at 10, though. Closed at 10? And I think like that birthday vibe continued for him because the NBA finals that was going on. So it was like, you know, he he likes basketball. And I mean we uh we like basketball too, but it's not really. I mean, I'm not a huge fan of the finals. The games are fun, we'll watch the finals in the fourth quarter. And sometimes the playoffs.

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Some of the playoff games. Some playoffs. Some playoffs.

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But finals we definitely watch.

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Yeah, we'll check out the finals. We watched it today. We watched it today. Oh, we shut down 29 points in the the fourth. Fourth. Yeah, that shit was crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. They were down by a lot of games. They were down by the game. Yeah.

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And the whole time, too.

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The whole game, they were they were behind. Yeah, I guess. Bucking Knicks came back and won it. That's crazy. That city's probably killing people right now.

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Dude, seriously.

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There's one more.

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It's wild, dude.

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If they win, that's it.

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Next and five. Next and five. Suck my dick. Next and five. Joe Byron. Joe Byron.

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Yo, Joe Byron. Take me to dinner, baby.

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Take me to dinner, baby. Hey yo. Other than that, man, shout out to Uno. Beer Fest was dope. It was great. We had a lot of good beers out there, good memories. Definitely we put out a reel. Go check that out if you want to get a little bit more involved. It's absolutely amazing. For like four or five hours. We also uh went out to a concert. Well, this was before that. This is before that. We had it was like our first kind of group concert. I think all of us went, right? I think it was our first together group ever. Together. Part of our first and our last. Um did you have a good time? Alina, did you have a good time at the time? Did you have a time with the Smino concert?

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Yeah, I feel like I had a great time.

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She was there for the vibes.

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I was very vibing.

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She was vibrant.

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She was like, I'm just here for the vibes. We we went, so we got there. We missed like Smino's like the first couple of whose fault is that?

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Yours. Yours. Damn it. Too long. Alina's and Alvin's. I mean Alina's fault and Ruben's fault. And not mine. I was there. Partial. Was it Alina? Your fault too. Partial mystery.

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Is it Alina's fault too? How's it your fault too? Bro.

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Because I told him to start the doors open at 8. But then open at 7. The show started at 8. But we thought he was open. We thought he was at 7. But we got there at 8:30. We thought he was I thought he was headlining the whole time. So we got there in over 10.

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Oh, but then he was opening up for wale, dude.

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Yeah. So it was it was kind of a co-headlining, but not really. I was like, man, but yeah, it was kind of just like that's funny. I saw Wale and Smyo, but I just wanted to see Smino. And I was just kind of like, I know for a bit. No, we could just watch Smy No, and then we can just dip the fuck out. Yeah.

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Well, we ended up staying for a little bit.

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We we stayed for a little too long. We stayed a little too long.

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We're waiting for Lotus.

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I thought Miguel was gonna come out. I'm just saying. So I was like, you know what? We can stay. Maybe that's that song will come on.

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We waited a couple songs, and he didn't.

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We probably watched I want to say like half his set. Half his performance, I want to say half his set.

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And I feel like he had an a good opportunity to he like he like it was one of my best songs that came out. It was the old song, but I love it. And I was like, here it is. It's the one. Here we go. Here we go. I was right here. And then it was just like some other song. Some other song. What the fuck is this?

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Let's get the fuck out of here.

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I was like, I'm out of here. Oh shit.

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Hey, but we had David with us too. Yeah, David was there. Smino was tight.

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Smino killed it, bro. That shit was sick.

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It was it was dope, though. You know, yeah. It was dope because I got to see all my favorite songs. Yes. Yeah. Um, almost all of them. But it was my main ones that I wanted to see. I I saw them. Yeah, he's pretty good. He was pretty good. It was dope, man. I'm gonna say this. That was my first concert in years. Yeah, you were saying, right? Years. The last concert I actually ever went to was Chromeo here at the shrine. Nice in LA. That was fuck, dude. Back in 19, 19, 2019, probably. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Maybe maybe before that, maybe 2017 or 16.

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What about uh Tuxedo? Didn't you see Tuxedo? I didn't go to Tuxedo with you guys the second time.

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I went I went to the second time around.

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You didn't go to the second time?

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Oh yeah, I didn't go. I went to the second time around. I didn't go to the second time with the with uh with James. With James. I went to both both times.

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Yeah, you guys went both.

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Now she was sick.

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The first one we didn't have album. The second one and I went. He went and I just I just stayed home.

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Yeah, I think I caught the second one with with uh with James and whoever. And that's like that was that. And then after that, that's when me and James were hitting concerts together. Oh, where and then uh we did uh It was after the tuxedo showed. Oh wow, okay, and then we did Tropicalia and then Tropicalia, bro.

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Oh shit.

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I saw Chicano Batman. We saw Chicano Batman together. At Tropicalia. At Tropicalia, yeah.

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Tropicalia. Tropicalia.

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Is it Tropicalia?

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Yeah, Tropicalia. Tropicalia. I thought it was Tropicania. Tropicalia. Like Tropic Tropic and then Cali.

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Tropic uh Trop Tropical Tropic Tropical Tropical style. Tropicalia. Tropicalia. Yeah. So yeah, I think that was you know what? That's probably my last one, and that was 2018. Oh I know for a fact that was Talicta.

SPEAKER_03

That was a good show.

SPEAKER_05

And it was good. I saw I saw Calliucci's. She was great. She all the bangers, like everything that we like, we know and stuff, like all bangers. Calicucchies. I saw Omar Apollo. She has Calicucchi's. I saw no wait, Calliucci's, Omar Apollo. I saw Yellow Days. I saw there too, huh? Uh Chicano Batman. Chicano Batman. And I saw, oh, I saw Morrissey. No way. Yeah, dude. I am listening. Did you fall asleep? No, he was good, dude. He was fucking good. I loved it. Did you get sad? I am so sorry. Nice. I remember I called James and I said, hey James, what's that one song that sounds like sorry? And James was like, they all sound like that. It's like, fuck, you're right. That's funny, dude. Uh, but yeah, that was my last concert 2018. So being here with you guys, it was it was interesting. It was fun because I I don't know much about Sminos, but I do know some of the songs because of Alan. And it's it made my playlist for sure because like I like the vibe. And one thing I loved about his performance, even though they fucking they fucked him on the volume.

SPEAKER_01

The music, yeah, the volume was not there, bro. So pissed. But on purpose.

SPEAKER_05

One thing I loved is is as the the crowd kind of like I felt like the crowd knew that the volume wasn't up to par.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and they were quiet, but they were quiet and they let him perform. Yeah, and it was dope. I'm like, I fuck with this.

SPEAKER_05

This is that was badass. It was like a tiny desk, dude. Yeah, that's what it felt like. It was it was awesome, man. That's a good, it's a good um venue. Yeah, it's a really good venue. It's a nice venue to be in. We've seen Dom K there. Dom Kennedy. Me and Alan went to go see. We saw Griselda there. Griselda there too. That shit was dope when they were together. Yeah. Yes. So that was great. I had a great time with you guys. Thank you, bro. Thank you for bringing me. That was a lot of fun. I didn't even know him. $90. Fuck you. I had no idea. Ruined my fucking weekend, dude. I had no idea that Wale was gonna be there. Until he started coming up, give it up for Wale! I'm like, what? What? I guess Wale's here. We were trying to figure out like what songs the play. I didn't know. Like uh I was like, I don't think I know any. I think I know one or two, maybe.

SPEAKER_04

He did like the first four, and I was like, oh shit, yeah, that's right. I forgot he did this one. Oh shit, he did this one. It's like this is cool, this is fun. Hey, thanks for bringing me, guys. This is great.

SPEAKER_05

Turns out Ruben's a wale fan. Turns out I'm a wale fan, dude. That's crazy. All the songs he's featured in. He did all songs. He did all the songs he was featured in. What kind of bitch ass shit is that, bro?

SPEAKER_06

You're a pussy.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not trying to be a wale hater. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just more mad about not being on features. I wanted to see more Sme, no, that's all.

SPEAKER_03

But you weren't on time.

SPEAKER_05

That's the thing. We were on time. We're on time. You know time, bro. Yeah, we're on time. Fuck straight up, dog. You guys all seen a movie I haven't seen yet. Oh, speaking of scary. And I'm uh I'm super pissed. Okay, first of all, it wasn't my fault. Whose fault was it, dude? Mine. I think it was Rox. Alvin's fault. I didn't even want to watch it because it was a terrible version. It was a very bad copy. It was a very bad copy, but I don't give a shit. But we watched it anyway. It was still good. And it was very good.

SPEAKER_03

I thought it was good. It was a scary movie, and it was a little darker to watch. So I mean it fit the profile, you know.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think it made it scarier. The fact that it was. Bear, what do you think about the movie Obsession? How do you feel about obsession? She got spooked though.

SPEAKER_00

I got really scared.

SPEAKER_05

Did you see yourself as I wanted you saw yourself? It was like looking in the mirror, huh?

SPEAKER_00

That's what it felt like. I was like, oh fuck. I act like that a little bit. Cringe.

SPEAKER_03

And then um act like that a little bit.

SPEAKER_00

And then I was like, oh my god, like, I don't know. I just got so scared. It was weird. I never like looked like that ever. Like in a scary movie. Last time I did was probably hereditary. Oh hereditary. And that shit was scary as fuck. But I think this movie was different because it's more of like more relatable, you know? Yeah. More relatable. Actually, it's like, oh, what the fuck? Like I can't relate. To like in a male perspective. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's the angle that's the um not really.

SPEAKER_05

Is that the plot? It's more, it's more. Did we figure out the plot? Hold on. Just give me a second.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. It's just like it can it can tie to both.

SPEAKER_05

Like, hold on. Don't give it away. It's like away. You know, it's like uh it's like 500 days of summer, right? Okay, got it. Where where they say um Oh yeah. Oh, from this perspective, from this perspective. But from his perspective, it only shows his. From his perspective, she's a bitch. She's a bitch. Yeah, yeah. And blah blah blah, she's whack, and blah blah blah. But from her perspective, from her perspective, he's an asshole. He's he's kind of like clinging stupid. Like I would say, I would say from her perspective, he's he's uh hold on.

SPEAKER_03

You're a pussy, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, you're a pussy.

SPEAKER_05

So he's like, you know how I find her this summer, he's like actual, he's the villain of the story. Yeah, so if you guys don't know that, that's what it is. So that's just like no accountability. So it's one of those movies where it's like you choose a side. Yeah, it's a you could see both sides, but it's always a men, it's always a men versus like women thing where it's like we're the problem, or no, this is the problem, or why did she do this, or why did he do this?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, so everybody's it's like a gray area movie where it's yeah, where both parties have their say in it, and then there's really no middle ground, and then there's no villain, really.

SPEAKER_05

It's just kind of them the kid making bad decisions, her like yeah, you know, shit happens.

SPEAKER_02

You fucking liar, you fucking manipulator.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, exactly. Okay, that makes sense then. Okay, but it's good, it's really good. I enjoyed the movie. I thought it was go watch it, honestly. I was honestly turned on the movie. Yeah, this girl's down for his for her man, fool. Um she's kind of down. I like her. So Alina, were like, were you creeped out as in like I'm I uh it's hard for me to go to sleep, creeped out, or like cringy, like dude, like uh get it off me. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_00

Well, I was just creeped out. I couldn't go to sleep. Oh shit, she couldn't sleep. She didn't sleep. No, it's actually creepy though. Like it's creepy. It's like because it's like a mind trip, and then it's kind of just like creepy in general. So and then it's like I don't know, it's just like it's just it's just crazy. Like, there's just a lot going on. There's a lot you're taking into and watching, and it's like, oh fuck. It's pretty intense. It's a little intense, really. Yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_05

We can watch it. I really I really want to watch it. There might be a better copy. Let's try it. Well, we're supposed to watch it.

SPEAKER_00

There's not a better copy. Well, still I'm down.

SPEAKER_05

That shit's still in theaters, dude. Yeah, that dude was blowing up. I'll find it. It's doing so good in theaters, they keep letting it stay. Yeah, they're letting it ride. They're letting it ride for the fit. They're letting it bring it's bringing in money. Yeah, they're letting it stay for another week, I think, before. Oh, and I I read somewhere that homegirl that played the main character, the girl. She's like, I only got paid seven G's for that movie. No way. Yeah, because that was her budget, that was her thing.

SPEAKER_04

Well, because the fuck it was like 700,000 for the fucking film. 750. She's blowing up though. But she's blowing up, so I review.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, she's gonna get she's she's gonna be taken care of. She was in other movies before, but believe so.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and but look, look, they only they only filmed yeah for a month, uh and she got seven G's out of it.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, so technically, right? I don't even make seven G's a month. Exactly. So that's a month's work.

SPEAKER_03

Wow, seven G's that's not bad, you know.

SPEAKER_05

That's pretty that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_03

And then like these are like dudes that come came up on like YouTube and yeah, are you crazy?

SPEAKER_05

Man, homeboys things are homeboy's funny, dude. That these are his videos are pretty funny. Yeah, the videos are funny. I see them all in the house.

SPEAKER_02

There's fucking hilarious shit, dude.

SPEAKER_05

And I didn't even know he was the director. Yeah, me neither. That was funny.

SPEAKER_02

I was like, what the fuck? I thought it was a joke. Yeah, that was another spoof. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_03

Fucking good. And him and his homie that that do the fucking videos, he's in the movie. He has him in the movie. Yeah, that's cool. That is so awesome.

SPEAKER_05

I just love the the movie. He's the new Adam Sandler. It's good, bro. The movie's good, bro. Like it's a it's a must-watch in 2026, man. Yeah, but uh speaking of crazy obsession, um, somebody had a five-year anniversary. Uh shout out to Alan and X.

SPEAKER_03

Mean X.

SPEAKER_05

My man. That's our man, Ryan. That's our man. Okay, go ahead. How does it feel, Lily? Five years down, five years. Five years? Yeah, five years. And guess what? It's only downhill from here. It's only downhill. It's only downhill from here.

SPEAKER_02

This is where he switches up on you.

SPEAKER_05

This is where he switches up on you. That's messed up.

SPEAKER_04

No, he's he's fucking solid, bro.

SPEAKER_05

He's still solid. He's been around for us for for many years.

SPEAKER_03

I feel like you guys, you guys have uh gotten used to each other a lot more.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I think you guys grown to know each other a bit better and uh and think you guys are on a better like communication. Understanding and communicating kind of thing where it's better. Like I get it. This is you, this is you how you are, this is how I am, but I need this, I need this from you kind of thing, you know? Yeah, do you guys have those talks? Like, hey, let's let's let's talk about this for you know, a monthly kind of thing, how we do our family meetings and just like continue to try to make things stronger for you and and ex.

SPEAKER_00

Um we talk we just talk a lot. Okay. It's not like we have like a monthly like check-in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

It's just like you guys are when you can, you guys are always spending time together, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we just know when some shit is off with each other. Like, oh, like I freaking smell it now. Are you okay? Like, I'll just I'll just be like, oh, are you okay? Because I know I know how he is when he's like not feeling the best, not having the best day. Yeah, I know how he acts, so I'm just like, oh, like what's going on? Like, you know, like talk to me, like tell me stuff. So yeah. And it's like vice versa. Like he can I mean, you can instantly tell. Oh, they know they're not.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you're very like you wear it very well.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah, it's on your face. I can tell, I can tell when he's when my man's um really sad. Like I just tell him I'd be like, ex you need to talk to me.

SPEAKER_01

You need to talk to me. I just want to take care of you, be your peace.

SPEAKER_02

Be your peace.

SPEAKER_01

And I tell him you're my everything. I just I mean you could take it, you could use that. It works on him.

SPEAKER_03

He calms down because X just gives beats to like show his emotions, it's just like a sad beat. That'd be sick. It's just a hard ass.

SPEAKER_05

Just a mad a mad snare, dude. I love sad beats, dude. Send that shit to me, dog. Yes. That's great. Well, shout out to Xavier. Five years with this one. She's uh she's a handful.

SPEAKER_03

She is a handful. You want to talk about how you uh forget you went to a grad party and you got a little you got a little carried away with your alcohol? You got a little choice, got a little shasty.

SPEAKER_05

Smacked off. Yeah, so you needed two precision drivers. Two precision drivers.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, but I planned it though.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, she wanted to do that.

SPEAKER_03

She like legit sent a text before she even went in to a party. I want to get dressed. She was like, we're gonna get fucking drunk.

SPEAKER_01

I might get fucking we're gonna get fucking drunk.

SPEAKER_03

So we're gonna I can drink as much as you can. We're gonna need two precision drivers.

SPEAKER_01

Take a shot, pussy. Let's take a shot. Yes, I can, pussy. Yes, I can, pussy. Take a shot. Just take five.

SPEAKER_03

That was literally her, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Just saw Nick's Warchin. That's fire, dude. Nick's Warchester. I'm still watching that. I'm still watching.

SPEAKER_06

Still watch that. Let's just quote it, too.

SPEAKER_02

Still quote it. So good, bro. Fuck!

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Fuck.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, well, fuck you, America. Then it starts peeing. Do that spinning thing when it starts peeing. And he's like, flipping everybody off. He's just skating. Fuck you, America. That's so back.

SPEAKER_03

Anyway. Alright, sorry, sorry about that.

SPEAKER_00

She got smacked. So I planned it. She planned it. Because I know when I hang out with these people, I already know how it is. Nice. And they're such a good frickin' energy. They're great freaking friends. So I'm like, hell yeah, I'm gonna fucking go all out.

SPEAKER_05

I feel you on that one.

SPEAKER_00

I think uh that day too. I think I might have I think I called off that day because I was like, fuck this, like hell no, like I wanna be there from beginning to end. Yeah. So I was like, fuck, I wanna make it. And then I I think when we left, I texted who did I text?

SPEAKER_03

I think you texted the ball.

SPEAKER_00

You guys weren't home or something. None of you guys were home, so there was no way for us to get a ride because that was my plan. Oh, to get a ride?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, we were out and about. Yeah, we were out somewhere. I don't remember. Where did we go? I don't remember.

SPEAKER_03

I don't remember either.

SPEAKER_05

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02

Where did we go?

SPEAKER_00

You guys were gone.

SPEAKER_02

Alan for sure wasn't there. Alan was at work, dog. Alan didn't come home till 1 a.m. and shit. Oh, that day.

SPEAKER_07

What the fuck is going on here?

SPEAKER_00

But I thought Alan was on his way home.

SPEAKER_05

Daffu. No. Then he went so far. No, he left. Rock was on the boat. I was on call. He was on call. Yeah, he was on the boat. We were at our cousin's son's birthday party. They called me at nine. They called me at 9 p.m. Yeah, they hit me up at 9 p.m. Yes. First I I was already working. Um I worked all morning. Um up to the afternoon. Yes. And once I got off, at the party. Once I got off, I went to the party. Yeah. And then um they called me at like 9 p.m. And then I had I went to do a uh a job at 9 p.m. Um I got there at 10 30. Didn't dip out there till like 12 30. Yep. It didn't get home until like one something.

SPEAKER_03

And then by that time, by the time you got home, she was already upstairs.

SPEAKER_05

She was all faded and shit. She was already upstairs and shit. Yeah. Did you catch her on the ground? When you walked in? Yeah, I was there. She was already up. Oh yeah. He caught her on the ground. She was already like so Alina planned it. She knew what she was gonna do. She knew we weren't home. She got there. I X drove you guys? Yeah, X drove. Right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. X drove you guys.

SPEAKER_05

It was just you two, right?

SPEAKER_03

It was just you two?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I want to know exactly how it started. We don't have to do a whole like we don't have to do a whole thing. Do cut two. Cut two. Here's my eighth shot. There's my eighth shot.

SPEAKER_00

So we went, uh nobody was home, so I was like, fuck. And I was like, whatever, fuck it. We're still gonna drink. Yeah, we're still having to text them and be like, hey, we need to do this. Uh I'm gonna get fucked up. We're gonna get fucked up. Yeah. Just emphasize that. And then we're gonna eat right. We're gonna eat right home. We're gonna eat right later. So uh just be ready. I need two brothers to volunteer. Who's it gonna be?

SPEAKER_03

She needed two precision drivers. Two precision drivers.

SPEAKER_00

Uh so yeah, that's how it went. And then I was like, fuck yeah. So we got there. Said hi to everybody, and then we took a picture with the grad. Um there's two grads or one.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, there's two wrongs. Yeah, they're twins. They're twins. They're the triplets, dude.

SPEAKER_06

They're triplets, man.

SPEAKER_03

Twins. It's still fun. Twins little twins. Twins still. It's still good. Go ahead. Me, that was fast. Fuck me, that was fast.

SPEAKER_00

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_03

Go ahead, Lean.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so so um you said congratulations to the graduates.

SPEAKER_01

Congratulations, stay shy.

SPEAKER_00

So we took um I took a picture, and then um after that, we're like, alright, cool, whatever, let's get some drinks. So then we started I started drinking. I think I had like two like mixed drinks. Yeah. I think three. Of what?

SPEAKER_01

Of what?

SPEAKER_00

Uh what? There was two of them were delicious.

SPEAKER_01

It was like um my god, what drink has that?

SPEAKER_00

It was like a it's like a sans sangria, like mixed with like a um I don't know what it was. Some type of sangria, okay. It was good. And then the other one was just a paloma. Nice. That's already too much drink for it. There was the um bartender there. Oh, cool. Hell yeah. So they were hooking you up there. And then I ended up tipping the girl because I was like, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You're my best friend. We're totally best friends now, aren't we? You're so good, too. You're so good too.

SPEAKER_02

She's doing this, she's doing this on her nose. Thank you so much. That's for you.

SPEAKER_05

That's for you. That's for you. Oh my god, I appreciate you so much. Thank you so much. Girly, I know. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. They're just doing it to each other's nose.

SPEAKER_06

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00

All right, she's getting wasted.

SPEAKER_05

Go.

SPEAKER_00

So then after that, um, because he has a big group of friends. Oh nice. We all went to high school with all of these guys. Hell yeah. Yeah. And then they also have like they all have girlfriends too. Oh nice. So it was cool. Cause I was like, oh hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Just partly partying with couples and stuff. Yeah. That's cool. That's all the time. That's always true.

SPEAKER_00

So then uh we were like, ah, shot, shot. So we also started taking shots. I think I took like three shots. Oh, that's weird. But they built it up like halfway. Are you crazy? So I would say like maybe two shots. Three. I don't remember. It could have been four. Seven shots. They had a DJ, and it was funny because they had DJ and a Banda. So they're switching off between the two is kind of like Annette's wedding. So I thought it was so funny.

SPEAKER_05

Shout out to Annette. Shout out to Annette.

SPEAKER_03

That is way too long, dude. You gotta cut that down, dude. It's way too long.

SPEAKER_05

Every time you do that, you should just do that every time, dude. Yeah, cuz like that's how long it is. You see how long you actually do it when you see it? I wanna I wanna give Annette her moment. By the way, that's her moment, Annette. By the way, the Banda was, you know, yes, it was cool for the first time. And then when you when they kept playing the banda, I was like, you could tell you sit down. You could tell which side was wanted what because you had Annette's side and then you had her husband's side. It was like we're just switching.

SPEAKER_04

We were just switching. Like volleyball, and everybody's not taking it.

SPEAKER_05

It went from and it was like and no fun, and then went.

SPEAKER_04

I'm just like I'm like, fuck.

SPEAKER_05

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04

Oh shit. Hey, stop the rap.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, ones going back to the bottom down DJ.

SPEAKER_05

We're gonna get you back on the show. We'll talk about your wedding in there, okay? Yes. No, let's not talk about that. All right, all right. So Alina's got the banda, she got the DJ, she's got best of both worlds. The best of both worlds. Go for it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they played the Koopit Shuffle, and I was like, that's my song right there. So then I was going and then I I was dancing with one of the girlfriends. Dancing me. We were having fun. Nice. And then um they started passing around the buzz ball and the dance. There you go. Hell no. And then uh I took it from one of the girls because I didn't want to take any more shots. So I started pouring in all everybody that was in the dance floor. I started going and pouring.

SPEAKER_06

She was doger.

SPEAKER_00

Oh then, but then uh the the other twin got me. Didn't give you a whistle. Oh no, you need a yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Stop getting me drying.

SPEAKER_01

You're gonna get you're gonna get drunk, bitch.

SPEAKER_03

And she succeeded.

SPEAKER_00

So then I think that's what got me the buzz balls.

SPEAKER_05

How many of those did you get? I got two. Oh, then plus the three shots before, and then the two after. And maybe four shots. And then the three drinks prior to that. Oh my god. That's the number. She got seven. I would have drank all that. I would have drank all that and still would have made it home.

SPEAKER_03

It was funny because like And then you're small. Yeah, then you're little. Yeah. It was funny because through the text, she was like, She was like, I'm freaking drunk. She's like, I'm drunk.

SPEAKER_05

She spelled it. She spelled it out. I'm drunk. It was like five U's, three, five N's, two Ks. Two K's?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and then so and then so like she text she sent that text. She's like, but I'm not, we're not ready to go yet. So maybe like in another hour. And then like five minutes later, after that, she sent that text. I got a call from X, like, yo, she's not ready to go, but she's she's she's gone, bro. Like, come get us. Like, I'm not trying to, I'm not the longer we stay, she's gonna get even worse. Like, just come now, bro. I was like, alright, so but just just to double check, you need both of us, right? You need me to take your car, you need somebody to pick you, like take your car, right? Yeah, and he was like, Yeah, I need yeah, we're gonna need to take my car too. I was like, alright, cool. So then I told Ruby, well, let's roll then, bro. Like, let's head up.

SPEAKER_00

Wait, hold on. So then we haven't pulled up yet. This is when I was like dancing and then whatever, and then I was having so much fun. I was like, hell yeah, finally. And the banda had finally left. Yeah, finally. So then um it was just a bunch of everybody like just having so much fun dancing on the dance floor. And then Xavier comes up to me and he's like, Come on, let's go. And I was like, no, I'm just having fun, like it just started with the biggest. The fun just started. I didn't even get to dance, and then um I was like, Your man bounced them out. Hold on, just a little bit longer. Yeah. He's like, I already texted your brothers. I was like, why? Why did you text my brothers? And then I think I texted you guys, and I was like, Oh my gosh, I think we were texted you guys because I'm not ready or something like that. And then um after that, um We were literally outside, we were already outside. And I was like, Okay, hold on. Yeah, one second. So then um after that, I was just dancing, whatever, and I was like, So then I started getting all the girls' Instagrams because I was like, man, these guys these girls are cool, they're fun, like and I knew I was gonna see them again too, so I was like, let me get these girls' Instagrams. So I got all of them, I was giving them their phone. Later on, I was just dancing, whatever, and the next thing you know, I just see Ruben like right there, and I was like, What the hell? And I was like, that's my brother, and I told one of the girls, like, that's my brother. She's like, oh my god, he's bald.

SPEAKER_03

This head's so shiny. I was like, yeah, he is. It's crazy. You weren't wearing your ears.

SPEAKER_05

Nah, I was I was out there all bald, dude. What did I tell you about? What did I tell you about showing your head in public, bro? That's my head, dude.

SPEAKER_03

Showing your head in public. Fuck you guys.

SPEAKER_05

So you just you just saw Ruben out of nowhere, and you're like, what the hell?

SPEAKER_03

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_05

I had no fucking clue. I was next to her the whole time. No way. She had no clue. That's hilarious. I'm just like, I'm just gonna let her get her IGs and she's an idiot.

SPEAKER_06

She's on I know you.

SPEAKER_05

I know you're oh my god, you have a podcast, don't you?

SPEAKER_03

Aren't you on Stoogie Boys?

SPEAKER_02

You're a Stooge boy. You're a Stoogie boy, right?

SPEAKER_05

You're a Stooge boy. So yeah, we're outside. We get there. You know, X is telling us to come help her, and I'm just like, X, get her out of the fucking backyard.

SPEAKER_03

And he's just like, ooh, like about our he was saying that he was getting a little frustrated because you weren't listening to him.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah, he gets frustrated when I'm not listening to him. So he's like, you fucking liar.

SPEAKER_03

He's like, he rather not. It seemed like he just didn't want to cause a scene or nothing. So he's like, I'd rather not, type of thing. And then I didn't want to go in there because like I'm in my fucking, I'm in a hoodie, I'm like comfy. Yeah, I'm in like my sweatshorts and shit. I had my cracks on. Yeah, and then Rube's like, Rube's like, I'll go in there, bro. Just say the word, I'll go in there. I'm just like, man, go get her, but don't be a fucking asshole, dude. Right? We can't because she's you know, when she's drunk, we don't know what kind of Alina we're gonna get. So we don't know what kind of thing. So I'll be so I'll be nice. I'll be nice. I promise. I'll be nice. Yeah, I'll be nice. So that's I was like, all right, whatever. Go ahead, go get her then. Because I know you'll get her out.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah, but that shit was funny, dude. And then what happened?

SPEAKER_01

Carry here.

SPEAKER_05

I get in that backyard, big ass backyard. I'm like, holy shit. It was a nice place from the outside. Beautiful, beautiful backyard. They're beautiful like in Hacienda. It was their cousin's house.

SPEAKER_02

There's there's four there's four people on the dance floor. One of them is Alina. So technically three.

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Those other three other people.

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I was like, this party's been over.

SPEAKER_05

Like, what the fuck? Like, no one there. There's literally no one here. She's dancing with a lizard. She's doing the iguana dance in the bottom. She's like the the homeboy from Clueless where he's dancing by himself. It's like four in the morning.

SPEAKER_03

She's doing the fucking Terry Cruz dance, dude.

SPEAKER_05

And I'm just I'm cool. I'm just waiting, and I see her mingling and and and passing, you know, uh the phones around. I'm like, okay, so she's getting everybody's information, cool. And then um some girl tries to give her a shot. I'm like, uh no, she's done. And she goes, Who are you?

SPEAKER_04

And she goes, That's my brother! You know, like, hello. You're her brother. Oh my god, you're her brother. I am, I am her brother, yes.

SPEAKER_05

And she goes, Oh yeah, what are you doing here? I'm here to take her home. Take her home, yeah. Here to pick her up. Okay. She goes, You having fun? I was like, Uber, I'm having a great time. I gotta take her out. I just got here. All right, thank you for taking care of my sister, gave her all gave them hugs. It's all right, thank you, peace out. And I just like it. And she was just like, she was like, like this.

SPEAKER_03

I had to pick her ass up to get in the car. Yeah, she's all carry me. And she went, Oh my god, if me and X were like trying to get her into the car, and then she kind of just like put all her dead weight. I'm like, God damn it. And then X backed out a little bit. It's like, I'll get it. X don't want to fucking if I blow my back out, I know it's your fault.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, straight up.

SPEAKER_03

And then you can say, uh, X blew your back out.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, say that. Hey yo, what do you mean? That was probably the best thing you can possibly do. I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, dude. X blew your back out. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05

We're cutting this out, dude.

SPEAKER_03

We're cutting this out.

SPEAKER_05

All right, so we get Alina in the car, she could get her back at the house, and she's chilling the whole time. We're driving the drive there, she's like fucking best guy ever. Like, he has all our friends. We're there, he's got a big group of friends. Nice, it was great. He he's a solid dude, good guy, good friends. Oh my gosh, so many people. And I was like, cool. She's just like, and then she kind of just so good, and then every and then every turn left or right, heading back to the house, she's just like, so much fun. Solid guy, good friend, so many people, two dogs, solid dude, two dogs, one fish. Yeah, she was talking about everybody that was cats and how good of a friend he is with everybody. He's a real homie, he's a real friend, he's a real friend, a real homie, a realist one. And she was like the rail. She came back to sleep.

SPEAKER_03

And then she went, What the frick?

SPEAKER_05

It was so fun. She just kept it was on repeat.

SPEAKER_04

She was like repeat.

SPEAKER_05

She just kept doing it. I'm like, I know, I heard you. And got her, got her to the house, and she's like, my boyfriend. And she got all excited because saw his car pull up and she got out, and she just like and then uh ex like kind of like oh come on, she got it.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, that's great.

SPEAKER_05

And then uh should we show footage of the aftermath? No, no, uh if you want.

SPEAKER_03

I have like 12 seconds. You you can watch this 12 seconds right here.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, we will show that if you're still here and you're still watching it. Stay tuned at the end of the episode. We're gonna put some clips out right there. Don't put some surprise clips. I sent it to Giselle. I have a couple clips.

SPEAKER_03

This is the clip that I sent to Giselle, too. I was just like, look at your bestie. This is what happens when you're not around. That's right, dude. When you're not with her, look what you did. It's your fault, Giselle. It's your fault. It's your fault.

SPEAKER_05

You should have been watching my sister. Should have been instead. I don't know what she does. I don't know what she was doing. What do you do? Read? I don't know what you're talking about. What do you do when you read it?

SPEAKER_03

She was watching Love Island. She's watching Love Island. What?

SPEAKER_00

She was watching Love Island, dude. Oh, I need to hook her up on that.

SPEAKER_05

No, you don't. You need to keep her away from that world. I love that. No. Uh, but uh other than that, man, it was a it was a solid, solid, solid couple days, weeks.

SPEAKER_03

That was like that's been uh like about a month, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Has another month went by?

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No.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, we we we fucking No, we did a pod like a week or two weeks ago. Two weeks ago.

SPEAKER_04

Was it two weeks ago? Yeah, two weeks ago.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, we're nah, but we're back, man. We're back, we're ready to go, and we have some exciting news. Yes, we do. If you haven't noticed already, I'm uh me and the bear are wearing some merch.

SPEAKER_03

You and Rock too.

SPEAKER_05

Albin's wearing a stained shirt. Alvin ate a hot dog and No I didn't.

SPEAKER_03

This guy can't keep fucking clothes cleaning. Actually, I was eating I was eating some carta sala, and then I put some salsa on it. Oh, there it is. And it came down, and then I cleaned it off, it was good. Idiot! Then I had some hot cheaters with some limon. Oh yeah, and then it fell right here. And then I was like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_05

Oh man.

SPEAKER_03

And I smeared it in there. Why just smear it? And then my saliva didn't get it off.

SPEAKER_05

So yes, but uh it's still sticky. But yeah, uh uh Anthony, you wanna you wanna uh so we finally started printing some merch, dude. And when he says we, he means I mean me. I mean me, yeah. I was watching them do that while I was washing my service van. Yeah, the service van. You're doing a great job. I was like, damn, bro, they're coming out clean.

SPEAKER_03

And I'm just like watching his van. Yeah, so you know, we're gonna start dropping them, dude. And I I think they're ready to roll, man. I know a lot of family wants some teas, so they're gonna get theirs.

SPEAKER_05

They're gonna get theirs. Don't worry, they're coming soon.

SPEAKER_03

If they're not already done now, they will be done soon. Absolutely. Um, but yeah, we got we have uh here's some images right here. We can post some images right here.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, check this out.

SPEAKER_03

Check these out. So we got the black teas. Black teas. This is the front and back of the black teas. Classic black tea. Here's the back, and then we also have the gray. They look a little white around this thing, but it's like kind of like gray, like where how Ruben's.

SPEAKER_05

This is this exact gray shirt. That gray shirt here. So it's black ink. It's gonna look like this.

SPEAKER_03

Black ink, uh, front and back.

SPEAKER_05

Just fucking. Should we give away some? What do you think? Sure. I mean, it's supply. What do you think? What do we got? How many teas do we have to do that? Supply and baby.

SPEAKER_03

Right now, none. But I mean, depending on what people want, we'll provide it.

SPEAKER_05

Because it's not very active on the on the comments for us on YouTube. So it's just like, well, let's see if we can get that thing going. So how about let's start small. We'll do five. First five. First five people right now to comment. That's easy. Black. Just get a free t-shirt.

SPEAKER_04

We'll see.

SPEAKER_02

You're gonna get a free t shirt.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, as we trade.

SPEAKER_04

First five.

SPEAKER_02

First five, literally first five.

SPEAKER_00

First five is fine.

SPEAKER_03

First five people to comment. Um, you know, just drop the boys. So yeah, drop the size, drop your size.

SPEAKER_05

Black shirt, gray shirt. Black shirt, gray shirt, yeah. Size small. Size color, size small, whatever, large, XL, 3XL. We do it all. Just let us know. Let us know in the comments down below. Go ahead and check that out. Uh, after that, I think, I don't know, man. We're gonna do hats. We're not we're gonna do t-shirts. I've been thinking about so since it's summer boots, we're gonna do the shoes. We're gonna do socks. Hey, do you like socks? Like socks. We're gonna do uh uh boxer brief.

SPEAKER_03

We're gonna do boxers. It's just one, it's just the front and back of the fucking tees. We already got two brushes.

SPEAKER_05

It's fucking great. But yeah, but we got a lot of things coming out right now. So again, first five people, first five, comment your shirt size, the shirt color you want, and we will make that happen for you.

SPEAKER_04

First five, that's it.

SPEAKER_05

And if you're a cousin, you're already getting one.

SPEAKER_04

And if you're a cousin, you're getting one for free.

SPEAKER_05

And if you're family in general, you're getting one for the five. You're gonna get one for free no matter what. It's our our rider dies. You can still comment, but I mean, we're not gonna give you another big t-shirt. First five. First one, another one. They won't give you another one. Family. How about that? Yeah, there we go. First five that are not family.

SPEAKER_03

But also, if you're family, hit us up. Let us know. But if you're family, let us know. What color T-shirt?

SPEAKER_05

If you're family, hit us up in the comments. Your size and color, you let us know.

SPEAKER_03

And if you want a hat of it, then we'll be right back. No, we're not doing hats, dude. We're not doing hats yet. We're not, dude. T-shirts right now.

SPEAKER_02

We're do white beaters.

SPEAKER_05

No, we're we are let's let's we're gonna try. I'm gonna rock, I'm gonna wear a tank top, dude. We're gonna make tank tops. We can make tank tops. We'll just tank tops. Okay, orders. Okay, we're not doing hats, but we can do tank tops. It's all part of garbage. Hey, man. But regardless, man, we appreciate you guys for pulling up. See you guys. We're back. We're here together. Alvin's gonna leave in about two weeks. Yeah. We've gotta get ready to get him out of here. Maybe we can have. But uh, it's your boys, man. Stoogie boys, we're back out here. It's your boys Tone, Rube, Rock, Flock, and of course the motherfucking bear. Guys, we're out of here, guys. Thank you for pulling up. First five! First five! Fucking pain! Family, but also family. Peace the frick. And we're out. Peace. The frick out.

SPEAKER_03

We found her like this. I don't know what happened. This is what happens when she's not with you.

SPEAKER_00

Messi. I don't think you're gonna like surprises.

SPEAKER_06

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

Oh hell no. Why in favor? No by me.