Do Not Hide Easter Eggs In A Cactus

GLP-1 weight loss is changing more than waistlines, it’s starting to change what people buy, how much they eat, and which industries feel the shock. We kick things off with unfiltered talk about peptides and retatrutide, including the part nobody wants to hear: dosing mistakes, why “start low” is not optional, and how fast results can come with a cost if you get reckless. If you’re curious about appetite suppression, GLP-1 culture, and the real-world downside of going too hard too fast, you’ll feel seen. 

Then we take a hard left into Arizona life, where Easter plans collide with cactus logic and where the local wildlife lineup includes snakes, scorpions, and the nightmare fuel known as the Gila monster. It’s funny, but it’s also the kind of “welcome to the desert” reality check that makes you rethink what you let your kids grab, where you walk at night, and what you’d do if a rattlesnake posted up near your house. 

From there we go big: moon landing skepticism, why official narratives trigger distrust, and how people try to make sense of a universe that looks strangely precise. We shift into SpaceX IPO speculation, Starlink satellite internet, pricing, speed, and why global connectivity could disrupt legacy internet providers. We also get into NATO funding questions, the fog of war in headlines, birthright citizenship, and the freedom vs safety trade-off that shows up everywhere once you start looking. 

If you like long-form conversations that jump from health trends to conspiracy to politics to tech investing without pretending we have all the answers, press play. Subscribe, share the episode with a friend who loves arguing about this stuff, and leave a review with the one topic you want us to tackle next.

Transcript

Back From A Break And GLP Talk

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Protein water. Alright, back to the Built For More podcast. Took a couple weeks off. Greg got AIDS.

SPEAKER_00 0:11

I did not get AIDS. So we had to fix his AIDS. I was in Florida, and then Jonathan was sick. So that's two weeks.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

You had AIDS. Sure. And he went to Florida for AIDS treatment. Yep. Exactly. AIDS is curable. It is. See how many times we say AIDS. I don't know. Will that help us get views or will that kill it from the get-go? I'd probably kill it. Because there's certain words you can't say on social media. Like peptides? Peptides, Redatrutide. Redatrutide's a big one.

unknown 0:43

Retta.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

I think they're okay with peptides. I see a lot of people like they'll talk peptides and they'll name a bunch of them, but they'll always kind of clear out Retta. Or they'll call it something stupid. GLP3. What should we call it instead so we don't get banned? No, no. That's in the editing process that I'll never do. Tetra? Tetra? Tetra True Chide. It's Make America Skinny Again. Three.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

Oh, you know what's funny about that? I saw an article. That there's a potato farmer in Idaho that says he's gonna have to throw away like$200,000 worth of potatoes because people are eating less. Yeah, probably. He's blaming the GLPs. I'm like, oh, it's it makes sense. Well, it's like the airline said they're gonna save, I don't know, what was it,$50,$8 billion or something stupid? Jet fuel over the next five years because people are gonna weigh less. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

People found out that everybody wants to be thinner. They just don't want to be hungry. America's getting skinny again. Make America skinny again. Man, that stuff works really well though. Yeah. If you want to completely kill your ass, you gotta be careful with it though. You gotta start off super, super low. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. He's talking from experience. Hypothetically, if you're testing it on lab rats, start off at a very, very small dose.

SPEAKER_00 1:57

Or if you're testing it on Jonathan. Look. It worked. It did work.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

That's all that matters. He's taking double the dose he was supposed to take. Yeah, that was the higher starting dose. Which nobody recommends but that one place I saw. But that one place I saw seemed legit. They seem like they didn't want to play. It worked though. Lost 30 pounds in a month. It's crazy. Yeah. Look like a Holocaust victim.

Easter Plans And Cactus Debates

SPEAKER_00 2:23

For a little bit. Well, wait, don't say that.

SPEAKER_01 2:26

That'll get you banned. Well, it didn't happen. Oh yeah. It's kind of like the uh He's going against what he says. I mean, you can talk about the tooth fairy, no one's gonna be mad. People get people get the uh Easter bunny. The Easter bunny's coming this weekend. The Easter bunny is coming this weekend. Is the Easter special bunny coming to this house? Um, I don't I don't know. I know both my kids obviously are old enough that they don't believe in it.

SPEAKER_00 2:51

Yeah. My kids aren't.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 2:55

My kids fully believe the Easter bunny is coming this weekend.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

Are they going to you guys going to church with us again Sunday? I think they're doing an Easter thing right after the service.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

No, it's not till 11 or noon or something.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Oh. Yeah, it's not till later on that long. They're at an egg hunt. What are you gonna do? Do you do it like right when they wake up or do you do it later? I have no idea.

SPEAKER_00 3:14

Like the last couple years, they haven't really been old enough, so we just haven't done anything. But I think this year we're just gonna do an egg hunt.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

Dude, a two-year-old's old enough to find an egg, realize there's candy in it, and then go look for another egg. I know.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

We just we would go to a place around where we live. We didn't do it at our house. And last year we didn't do anything.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

Okay. So yeah, I don't know if we are. My kids are 15 and 12.

SPEAKER_00 3:39

So probably they still like doing crap like that. Easter egg hunts, for you. Go toss them in the desert out there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:46

Throw them in the cactus.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

Throw them out there in the cactus. That's what we were talking about. Is Maria's like, hey, you cannot hide an Easter egg in the cactus. I was like, why? Well, she makes a good point because one of the kids is probably gonna try and grab it out of cactus. I think you could. Cacti.

SPEAKER_01 4:04

It's just natural selection at that point. For a two-year three-year-old, yeah, they're gonna learn quick. He will learn quick. The cactuses are mean. Unless you have like one of those cactus, the little big thing. He is a quick learner. What is that thing? It's got no pokies on it, though. I don't know what it's called. That's a safe cactus. That's a happy cactus. Yeah. That cactus, that was a mean cactus.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

Well, I I have faith that my three-year-old will figure it out. He figured out how to play Fortnite. He can figure out how to hunt for eggs.

SPEAKER_01 4:31

We have a bunch of those jumping cactus in the front. Yeah, gross. Put things under that. Do you want to tell everyone what a jumping cactus is? Because no one's gonna believe you. Oh, they're a cactus and something with static electricity. When you get close, they little shed little ball things and stab you.

SPEAKER_00 4:43

Yeah, and it's got like re prongs that are reverse prongs, so when it is in you, it's like very painful to pull it out.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

Yeah, pulling it out's not a good idea.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

Yeah, it's like got teeth on it. Yeah, we got like five or six of those up front. And I have no idea. It's like a weed. And they just he needs to weed his front yard, is what he needs to do. I'm not touching those fuckers.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

Even some of the little calls have fallen off, and I don't even know what to do. Just grab them with like, I don't know. Little grabby thing. Little grabby thing. I think I can use like a rake and put them in a little freaking uh, what do they call it? Dustpan. Yeah. Throw them away. Make it easy, man. It's very dangerous. Living in Arizona is scary. Everything here will kill you.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

I haven't seen any snakes yet. I haven't seen any scorpions yet, and I haven't seen a triantula and over.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

Scorpions?

SPEAKER_00 5:26

Not yet, I haven't.

SPEAKER_01 5:27

We've had scorpions here. Had a snake here.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

You had a snake? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

I haven't even had a snake yet. Like our first, like second or third day here, the pest control guy came over and Brittany had to go unlock the gate and there was a snake on the excuse me, snake on the stairs over on the side. Oh wow. Yeah. Not a rattlesnake. Haven't had a rattlesnake. We've had our Peori house, we had two rattlesnakes. What'd you do with them? Well, they were baby snakes, so we kind of just tossed them. Neighbor's problem now.

SPEAKER_00 5:56

I got a grabber thing in the backyard, but I've never had to use it.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

I don't know, man. The big rattlesnakes, I would be afraid. It's got like, it's like six foot long. A metal grabber. And what happens if you miss and make the snake mad? It's gonna go after the grabber. No, it's gonna go after your leg. Snakes are smart. They're gonna kill you. Six feet away, you think it could bite that far? Look, it never mind. That was gonna be a bad thing I said. What? Nothing. I want to hear it now. And the audience wants to hear it, Jonathan. You think a snake is smart enough to trick Eve into eating an apple, and you think the grabber thing is above the snake's knowledge. 100%. Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_00 6:34

Thousand percent, dude. Absolutely not. It's like you ever watch those videos with the guy him hunting the anaconda? Or no? What are they hunting in Florida? Is that that kid? Yeah. You talking about like a 24-year-old where's like, what does he say? Snatch or grab or he's like, something like that.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

Screw that kid. That kid is crazy.

SPEAKER_00 6:49

What's he say? I forgot I forget what he's saying. Nabbed or something. He's like, nab, nab, and he's like touching like the super poisonous snakes. But what's he hunting? Are Bermise or Burkina Python or Bermise Python Python or something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone's racing. Damn, what is that car? I don't know. Oh, it was like a Corvette. Cool. People buying their Corvettes trying to sound big. Yeah, but he's hunting those snakes, dude. I'm gonna be like that, except for rattlesnakes out here.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

Nope. Go just you see him touch him on the head? Come over and come over in the evening and you'll go find one. You'll be all over. Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 7:21

Where? The desert. Huh. Why does it have to be at night? Why not right now?

SPEAKER_01 7:27

Too hot. They go underground when the sun's directly on them, so you want to wait till the sun kind of goes down and they'll start coming out and doing snake shit.

SPEAKER_00 7:33

Uh yeah, that's something.

SPEAKER_01 7:35

You got probably another month, and then after that it's just too hot all the time, and the snakes and scorpions will disappear for a while, and then you'll have to wait till winter. They go hibernate in the winter, though. No, they don't. This is Arizona. Like during the cold part of winter. Last winter didn't get cold enough. I don't think it stopped them at all.

SPEAKER_00 7:51

I didn't see a single one on any of the trails I was in either. I've seen them I was doing a ton of trail running last year.

SPEAKER_01 7:57

We came across one since we've lived here on a trail, one rattlesnake. I want to see one of those Gila monsters. The Elliots had one at their house. What are those? Google it. And if you're currently listening to the podcast, Googling Gila monster and seeing this nasty son of a bitch is worth it. It's like this giant lizard thing and the jaws lock, and it's not poisonous, but it's saliva, has like a bacteria in it, and I guess it just gnaws on you and then like puts the bacteria in you. Oh shit. Pretty bad. They're nasty sons of bitches.

SPEAKER_00 8:28

Yeah, it's like a little orange and black thing.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:30

Where'd they find that at?

SPEAKER_01 8:31

It's like right out their front yard. They're all apparently all over. I've never seen one. Dude, I've never seen one of these guys. That thing's nasty, dude. Yeah, sorry, I keep looking this way because I'm trying to look for cool animals and stuff and snakes, and it's probably the dumbest thing ever because I'm not going to see one from here. But yeah, the Gila monster, if you don't know what it is, Google it.

SPEAKER_00 8:48

Yeah, it's through like Arizona up to like Nevada down into Mexico. Yeah, they're gross. Largest native lizard in the U.S. measuring up to two feet long. Bro, cool. Yeah, I've never seen one of those. And we live right off the mountain, too. Yep. I've never seen one. Yeah, well, yeah. I barely I barely see the little baby lizards when I'm out in about. I see those more in Scottsdale than I see them out here.

SPEAKER_01 9:10

I see them all the time here. We got like a handful that hide behind the garbage, so I'll take like the garbage out at night and something will scurry out. Yeah. I'm just waiting for it to be a snake one day. Dude. Can you shoot them?

SPEAKER_00 9:18

What do you do with a snake if you don't want it in your yard anymore? I think what if you find a big rattlesnake in the city? I actually think in Fountain Hills you can call the fire department and they'll deal with it. Oh really? I don't know about Scottsdale. That happened to Kobe one time. It got trapped between a screen door and his glass door. Nope. Burned the house down. Yeah, and he had to call the fire department to get rid of it and get it out of there, you know? That's crazy. Yeah. I haven't seen any snakes. I haven't even seen them. Usually you'd think I'd see them on the road, sometimes in the morning, because the concrete's still warm from the night from the night, but nothing.

SPEAKER_01 9:46

No. They're smart.

Peptides From China And Dosing

SPEAKER_00 9:47

See, I'm telling you, sticking. We got completely sidetracked. Yeah, what were we talking about? Let's go to the first topic. Yeah, we haven't even started on the first topic yet. So we stay on track. We're really good about not being on track. Speaking of not being on track, great news, our peptides from China showed up three months later. Yeah. That way we could do research. Yep, research on lab rats and uh. Where do we buy lab rats? Labratzers. Fucking petco. You can buy mice at Petco for your snakes.

SPEAKER_01 10:14

Do those qualify as lab rats? Sure. Why not? Is there like a difference of like we don't love this rat enough to owe it?

SPEAKER_00 10:20

You're feeding it like a snake. You buy live mice at like Petco and places like that. They're like the little white ones. Yes. We could do uh we could give some some reditrutide.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

So if you were to start a experiment on a lab rat for experimental use only, and the lab rat happened to weigh 186 pounds, 6'2, and freaking gorgeous looking. Gentleman of a kind, I would recommend starting out at 0.5 milligrams and not 2 milligrams of reditrutide on this.

SPEAKER_00 10:50

I'd also recommend that the company order from doesn't ship you it in packaging that says it's for powder for a dry face mask.

SPEAKER_01 10:58

Yeah, we should probably bring a handful of those to peptiology. Yeah. And have them test them.

SPEAKER_00 11:04

Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 11:07

Again, I mean, where's the peptidology even at here in town? Scottsale. You just take them their peptides and they'll test it? Well, let me take it a Mod C because I have like two years worth of MOT C.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

Yeah. I mean, I I think if you get like one or two, probably not the best advice, and someone's gonna be like, You're an idiot. But if you get one or two and they're good, you probably assume the rest are good that they're selling legit stuff. Yeah, I would assume that too. But we've also had other people order from this. I do know one guy that's ordered from them who has got them tested and said they were good. So I'm believing them. I like it. Yeah. But there's other places. Pepsiology, I really like. Well, yeah, but they ship fast and they you're still paying.

SPEAKER_00 11:42

Yeah, it's a lot more expensive. You can get 10 vials of Reddit true tide for 200 bucks. Or you can pay 180 bucks for one vial. That is true. Of half the dosage, half the strength. Yeah, but reddit, you don't use much of. Well, I'm gonna use a bunch of it now. I've got like a year's worth. Yeah, it's stupid. I have a year's worth of MOTC if you're taking 200 micrograms a day.

SPEAKER_01 12:03

I'm gonna go up to one milligram. Well, I'm gonna start off at 200 and then go up to one milligram is what my little web So my website you gotta be careful with because you'll notice if you actually log on, there'll be like three or four different things that you could do, and you kind of just gotta pick through and see what one you want the results on. It says you can do a thousand MCG. Yes, micrograms, one milligram. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

See, I I know the metric system now. Yeah, it's the same way I'm gonna do it too. I'm gonna start at 200 and then four and then six and then eight, and then a thousand.

SPEAKER_01 12:31

Thank you, peptides.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

But even when you're up to a thousand, one vial is gonna last me 20 days.

SPEAKER_01 12:35

Are they 20 milligrams? Yeah. See? Americans can be taught the metric system. We can. Especially when it comes to peptides. Yep. And it's easy. Still confusing, but I think I got it figured out. I think I'm an MD now.

SPEAKER_00 12:52

I got it figured out. I built an app on my phone that does all of it for me. Okay. So we'll go here. Are we back on to the notes?

Moon Landing Doubts And Theories

SPEAKER_01 12:59

We haven't even started the notes. Oh wow. So the first question is, and we've talked about this before on this podcast, in 1969, did we land on the moon? I think it was 69. I have no idea. The correct answer is no. We did not. That's why I don't remember the date, because it didn't happen. Yep. It was fake. If anybody and here's the crazy thing, there's so many people online that when you suggest that the moon landing was fake, and just by the way, look at the footage. Look at how the astronauts are none of them. And who who was the first person on the moon to film the first person on the moon? That's a good question. Like they they sent an extra astronaut that wasn't on the flight log to make sure he was boots on ground first so he could take the picture. Like and then they had that rover thing going around. It doesn't even like, and here's the thing about the moon, it still has gravity. Like it's it doesn't even make sense. But if you look at like you can't, I don't believe it. It never happened. And then, you know, people questioning Armstrong and stuff, he'd get all aggressive and mean about it. Like it just it doesn't make any dang sense. So we just recently moon landing happened. Was it 69? We just recently launched another rocket to orbit Earth twice. 69. Yep. See, I know things. Orbit Earth twice and then go orbit the moon once because supposedly they want to put someone on the moon in 28 or 29.

SPEAKER_00 14:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:27

It's taken like 10 years to do that. I mean, they've talked about it and then budgets and blah blah blah. And then they lost the technology from 60 years ago, and somehow, somehow all technology in the world has gotten less expensive except for rocket technology apparently has gone up in price. Like computers apparently flew up in price for everything went up in price. Like the technology they used to the moon to go to the moon, hypothetically, not hypothetically, in the pretend story, had less technology than this piece of crap does. Yeah. And this thing isn't even close to what NASA and our government and the supercomputers can do. That's math and John, huh? And then and then they're sending live, decent grade pictures back to Earth to prove that they were on the moon while they were in the moon. And they wouldn't show any raw data, they wouldn't give any raw data or raw film to the news crews. So the news crews had to come in with their cameras and film through basically NASA's TV of the footage. Does that make any sense? Wouldn't the rover still be on the moon? Dude, they're gonna land on the moon and they're gonna be like, first thing you're gonna see is a flag. So like some guy's gonna get out of his little thing, put a flag in there, and then they're gonna have to reshoot. I I hope they're dumb enough to claim that the first guy, like, there's a dude standing on the moon filming the the real first guy hitting the moon. I don't know. Wouldn't there still be that rover though they rode around in? I don't know if they took that back or not. Oh, that thing was like half the size of the landing. I know how would you take it back though? Bload it up, put it back on the thing. Freaking screwdriver start taking it apart? Yeah, that's it's probably aliens up there driving it around. That'd be cool. They'll be like, oh, it floated off because there's no gravity. Yeah. Silliest thing ever. And and I don't know what they're doing. I don't even know if they're gonna make it. I do. I mean, I hope they make it.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

That'd be kind of cool, but no, because once Trump's out of office, they'll stop doing that stuff.

SPEAKER_01 16:28

I don't know. Elon's talking about putting like uh data centers and stuff on the moon. So they don't have to pay for cooling then? They're just always cold? Well, one side of the moon's really hot, one side of the moon is really cold.

unknown 16:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

Do you know we only see one side of the moon? I did not know that. We have never actually from Earth been able to visibly see the what they call the dark side of the moon. That's the Transformers title. Well, I mean you're a nerd, but the moon is is perfectly a perfect distance between the sun and earth, like a perfect distance down to millimeters, that it rotates at the perfect speed down to I don't know, feet per second. Yeah, that it always stays its one side facing Earth. That doesn't make any sense. That makes zero sense, man. There's two things that happened. One, aliens, two, God. I listened to something on that the other day. It was about science and God. Oh, it was in Who wrote the Lion the Witch in the Wardrobe? C. S. Lewis? No idea, but you know what we can do? We can look it up. We're gonna see how good my trivia is today. I think it's C.S. Lewis. Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe. That whole like series of books. Narnia books. Who wrote it? C. S. Lewis. Gosh dang, I'm getting good. Have you ever heard of the book Mirror Christianity? M-E-R-E? No. Okay, so C.S. Lewis wrote this book, published it back, I believe it's 52. And kind of the same thing as Lee Barber or Lee Sober is he actually went out to disprove Christianity and ended up becoming a Christian. Yeah. But he talks about how science, you get to the point where everything in the universe is so perfect. The place where Earth is put is so perfect that if it was off, you know, a couple feet, our atmosphere would be different, this and that. How the sun has to be perfectly here, how the stars have to be perfectly here, how the moon has to be perfectly here. And science has you know gotten to the point where like it is everything is so perfect out there that there has to be you know some sort of creator. Yeah. I used to believe aliens place the moon there. I'm alone with the god theory. It's not as fun, but it makes more sense. That the aliens placed the moon there? Yeah, dude. You never heard of that? No. Oh, the moon didn't start appearing in text, and I could be screwing this up because this is some crap that I read and never really verified. But the the moon never appeared in any like written text until it was like the 800 BC or something like that. So there's a theory out there that the aliens placed it, and then the reason it rotates and it's a distance and all that stuff is because the dark side of the moon has some cool alien base and stuff like this. Yeah. So that's a cooler theory.

SPEAKER_00 19:16

That is a cooler theory. Might be true. There's way more entertainment behind it, I'll tell you that much. Yep. Way more entertainment behind that.

SpaceX IPO And Starlink Hype

SPEAKER_01 19:22

Yep. And then they come down, they go into our oceans and they go really fast and stuff. It's where the aliens are, the oceans. Interesting. Yeah, man. I'm pretty excited about it. So yeah. Well, speaking of going to the moon, SpaceX. IPO. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:38

We're talking about that. You need to buy in? When does it launch? I have no idea. I'll buy in. I have no idea. I'll buy in. Seems like whatever Elon does. What do you think it's gonna go? I mean, per share what it's initial offering? For the initial offering?

SPEAKER_01 19:53

I have no idea because I don't even know what market cap they're coming in at. I don't know how many shares they're offering. Because I mean that could be it could it could vary. It could be$2 or it could be$200, but the two and$200 depends on. Oh, I bet it's gonna be like$500. Nah, they usually don't make the IPOs that high because all they have to do is increase the share price. Yeah. Or the increase the amount of shares. Because like let's say you had 100 shares at$500 a pop. If you wanted to make it a$250 IPO, you could just have a thousand shares. Let me. Greg's doing more research. This podcast is gonna be done with a lot of research because we don't know what the hell we're talking about. I would buy into the SpaceX IPO though, because it does seem like anything Elon touches does really well. And SpaceX is a pretty powerful company. The problem is once it goes public, do they s are they still as powerful as they are? I think does SpaceX own what's his internet called?

SPEAKER_00 20:51

Intel investors. What's the price? It's largest IPO in human history. What's it cap? Let's see. Look at this. You guys targeted a valuation of 2 trillion.

SPEAKER_01 21:07

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_00 21:08

That's why I said, dude. I mean, that's like what 1.5 trillion valuation of SpaceX would sell at 62 to 68 times annual sales, far higher than typical valuations. 420 to$1,200 a share, is what they're saying. It could be. Well they're guessing. So I mean that's ridiculous. Bro, it's nuts.

SPEAKER_01 21:29

Yeah, I'll buy some stuff if I if I can, if it's the right time. Should be. Yeah, it's just like I I think if you have the money, like SpaceX would be a great IPO to jump on. Assuming, and I would need to look this up, does SpaceX own Starlink? Is that part of it because that's a big go back? Because I think Starlink's gonna be the big money. I think because I've got that Starlink that we use in Mexico, and it works pretty dang well.

unknown 21:52

Starlink.

SPEAKER_01 21:53

So once you know they get more stacking.

SPEAKER_00 21:55

Starlink is a subsidiary under SpaceX. Okay, so that should that that should be good. I think Starlink's gonna change the freaking world. 100% I think it will. So I think that's a good price if you can buy it for$400 a share or something, you know?

SPEAKER_02 22:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:08

Two trillion is a huge value is a huge 1.5. 1.5 trillion. That's still a huge market cap. I don't know. That's crazy. Yeah, that's insane. But Starlink, the only thing if it goes public, Elon won't be able to do the stupid stuff Elon does. It's true. To a degree.

SPEAKER_00 22:29

Like, isn't Tesla public?

SPEAKER_01 22:31

Yeah, Tesla's.

SPEAKER_00 22:32

So doesn't he still do what he really wants to do with Tesla?

SPEAKER_01 22:35

Yeah, he still talks crap online. But if you notice Tesla doesn't really change much, but at the same time, they're doing pretty well. The model, what was it? The model Y, I believe, became like the best selling small electric SUV in China or some crap or in the world. I don't remember what it was.

SPEAKER_00 22:50

Well, that's that's my thing, is if Starlink is under SpaceX, I think that's a huge like plus, you know. Yeah, I think Starlink's the biggest part of it. I think Starlink's gonna put a lot of these internet companies out of business. Yeah, they will. Especially because of the price and the speed on it's good too.

SPEAKER_01 23:07

Once they can get more satellites pushed up, you should be able to increase the speed. Because even at my house here, we I was able to, when I was setting it up the day I got it, just to check it, make sure it works before we went to Mexico.

SPEAKER_00 23:16

I was getting right about 300 megs down and 50 megs up, which for like 80 bucks a month or something, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 23:23

Yeah, it's like 90 or 110 or something like that.

SPEAKER_00 23:26

I pay like 250 for that same speed through Cox.

SPEAKER_01 23:29

I only pay like 90 bucks a month for one one gig of Cox. We only have Cox here. We don't have fiber, though. It's super annoying. But it's it's gonna break, well, one, people who don't have internet access, it's gonna give everybody internet access, which it's pretty much covered 75% of the world or some ridiculous number.

SPEAKER_00 23:48

So Iran's getting peeped the stuff out. Yeah. Is they put a bunch of they dropped in a bunch of Starlink in there.

SPEAKER_01 23:54

Well, and then like it's just convenient. Like you're able to go places because I have one of those little mobile travel ones, and I can go spend, I think it's up to 60 days in Mexico before I have to switch to a Mexican plan. So I just have my US plan. They let me turn it on and off. Yeah, I I pay space or Starlink, I pay them five bucks a month just to keep it in like standby mode. So if I ever I guess what happens is if you turn it back on, it gives you full access to data to basically only go to the uh Starlink website and click the plan again.

SPEAKER_02 24:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:23

So like for five bucks a month, whatever, I could travel if you know we were ever to go somewhere. Like I like going, like my best camping vacation would be going to like the middle of nowhere, Montana.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:33

Problem is sometimes those places have really crappy internet, and I work a lot on the internet. Or none. Or none. Yeah. And now I've got the internet. That was a nice part in Mexico.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

We could still actually work. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

And do Zoom calls. We had two Starlink's there. The house we had had Starlink, surprisingly.

SPEAKER_00 24:48

Yeah. A lot of them don't have that down there.

SPEAKER_01 24:49

Yeah, so Starlink's gonna be a killer, and that's gonna be. And I don't really know what the money is, but I would assume that's a huge part of SpaceX. Yeah. Especially the amount of people getting on it and so it's funding the rockets going in the air.

SPEAKER_00 25:02

Heck yeah, blowing up rockets and stuff. So let's shoot to the moon and SpaceX and drop off some satellites on the way.

NATO Questions And Media Narratives

SPEAKER_01 25:08

Not a financial advisor, but go ahead and buy SpaceX. IPO. And then you said something about the United States talking about leaving NATO. Yeah, it's been like a big planning treaty organization. I think we should.

SPEAKER_00 25:27

I mean, I'm in. Like US funds half a NATO. And then with everything that's like gone on recently, no one from NATO has been like, yeah, we'll come help in Iran and protect the Strait of Hormuz or whatever it's called.

SPEAKER_01 25:39

Well the problem is it puts the US in a bad place, too. That was part of like keeping Ukraine out of NATO and stuff like that. Is part of the NATO agreement is if someone tax a NATO a country, all NATO countries, you know, help out.

SPEAKER_00 25:50

So let's just say But no one helped out with NATO countries getting attacked by Iran. Because technically, like uh Who's part of NATO that got attacked by Iran?

SPEAKER_01 26:00

Are they part of NATO? I think so. To the research. He's gonna do research. I just don't like it because let's just say Ukraine was part of NATO, Russia pisses them off a little bit, they start playing games. Technically, the US would have to get involved.

SPEAKER_00 26:14

Yes, Turkey is part of the NATO alliance.

SPEAKER_01 26:17

Good thing it's only a special operation and not a war. There you go. So I don't know. I don't think we should be in NATO. We can let Europe deal with their own crap.

SPEAKER_00 26:28

So Turkey is part of it, and they shot down like 10 missiles from Iran. So Turkey did? Good for them. Um Cyprus got attacked, but I don't think they did anything with it.

SPEAKER_01 26:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:39

So it's kind of chaos over there.

SPEAKER_01 26:41

Yeah, it's definitely a hot mess over there. Israel's a mess. Got like a little civil war going on in Israel right now. Yeah. It's crazy as heck. I don't actually know what we're doing in Iran. And here's the problem with all that is a lot of it we're just being fed the U.S. agenda side. Well, that's everything. Which is the Israel agenda side, and we don't really know what's going on. We don't really know what like boots on ground is like, we don't know what's going on. Like you're just getting misinformation all over the place.

SPEAKER_00 27:09

And no, you're only fed the narrative. Yeah. That's it. But that's for that was for COVID, 9-11, everything. The moon landing. The moon landing. You're just fed the narrative. JFK. JFK. What else is there? There's a lot of.

SPEAKER_01 27:21

Martin Luther King.

SPEAKER_00 27:22

MLK.

SPEAKER_01 27:22

You already said 9-11, right? Charlie Kirk. The war in Afghanistan and Iraq. Yep. Global war on terror, whatever they want. Vietnam War. Vietnam. Yep, you're just fed a narrative. World War II. World War One.

unknown 27:35

Gosh.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

So there you really have to find and hunt for the truth. Truth is out there somewhere, but you really gotta hunt for it.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

Well then you just have to make an educated guess based on all information from as many parties as you can to what you think might actually be happening.

SPEAKER_00 27:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:50

And in the reality, nobody freaking knows except me. Because I've done the research, so you don't have to. So believe me.

SPEAKER_00 27:59

Setting himself up as the authority. Yeah, I'm seeing if I can get on Fox News. Yeah. We wouldn't have Jonathan Roberts come talk. Yeah, man. We've heard his podcast. I I see my banned on TikTok.

SPEAKER_01 28:10

I see what I alright.

SPEAKER_00 28:11

I did wake up one day and his account was deleted, and I was like, dude, I can't send you a message. Your account's not there. He's gone. He's kicked off.

SPEAKER_01 28:19

I got that fixed. He's off the platform. That's because I was using AI stuff through Instagram and got in trouble. Don't do that. Instagram's smart. Very smart. So is Facebook.

SPEAKER_00 28:29

Dang it, Zuckerberg. Why do you gotta be one step ahead of me? He's not one step, dude. They're like their AI game is 200 steps ahead of ours.

Birthright Citizenship And Europe Comparisons

SPEAKER_01 28:37

So what do you think of birthright citizenship? Don't have it. Do you know why it was originally created?

SPEAKER_00 28:45

I have a guess. What's your guess? But I think it was from like way in the past, like in the 1800s, like when they when they wrote it, is why they did it. Is when they were working on freeing the slaves and stuff. Yeah. So when the slaves had babies, they were automatically citizens.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

That's exactly what it was written for. That's what I thought. Not for people who jump over the border, shit out a baby, and then run back or try to stay or try to keep on. No, they broke.

SPEAKER_00 29:14

They don't go back. It's to stay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. It's to stay. But can I ask you a question? Because Orion, where was she born at? Germany. So does she automatically get German citizenship? Until she's 18?

SPEAKER_01 29:28

But what happens when she's 18? She has to go do two use two years of German civil service or lose it.

SPEAKER_00 29:34

Okay. So that makes sense. But are these people doing two years of service here?

SPEAKER_01 29:40

No. But that's that's I mean, I think the US is the same way as that. I think if you're like a dignitary or something and you have a child over here, you do get citizenship in the US.

SPEAKER_00 29:51

And I don't know if I'm going to do that. So what happens if you just in Germany, if you weren't in the army and you were there illegally in Germany and you had a baby? They deport you?

SPEAKER_01 30:02

Is that really what happens? Oh yeah, dude. I like in Germany, I would be sitting on the train sometimes, like we'd be going somewhere, and the Polts I just come up and ask everyone for their ID.

SPEAKER_00 30:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:10

And if you're, you know, past your visa or whatever it is, they'll take you off the train and I don't know what they do with you from there. Well, deport you. Yeah, deport you.

SPEAKER_00 30:19

Or just take you off the train and be like, hey, John, get off the train.

SPEAKER_01 30:21

Yeah, no, all that crap that, you know, America thinks, oh, Europe has free borders. Yeah. Or open borders. Kinda. But, you know, they also can come up and stop and frisk. They can come up and ask you for your ID without any probable cause. Like, we have a lot of cool freedoms here that are good, and people bitch and cry and think something else is better. I just asked people like, have you lived in Europe? Because here's the thing like, yes, most of Europe does have open borders. You can freely travel from country to country, unless you want to get in Switzerland. And in Switzerland, they're gonna grill your butt at the border. They're gonna want to know where you are, how much money you have, what you plan on spending, what hotels you're staying at, what are you doing while you're there, when are you getting back? How much do you plan on bringing any other foreign currency? Do you plan on bringing in Swiss currency out? Like, they grill you. And even when it makes sense, like I'd go there with like a handful of my soldiers, we'd go snowboarding or something. We got snowboards in the back, we're broke soldiers, so we each got like 150 bucks, and they're they're still gonna sit there and grill you for 10 minutes. Hmm. Interesting. Yeah, like same thing at like the train stations or whatever, if something's going on, they'll just shut the whole thing down, surround the whole place with a ton of pulse eye, and start IDing absolutely everybody. Same thing with bars, stuff like that. If you're out, things go crazy, there's no probable cause, there's no this or that. It's you know, they can check you because they're bored. And they beat the shit out of you if you do dumb stuff. They don't write tickets and take you to jail. Minor dumb stuff, ass whooping, go on your day. Did that happen to you a couple times? No, it happened to a few soldiers. I got tear gassed once by accident. Not by accident, but because I was like, Wrong place, wrong time. Yeah. Big fight broke out in a bar. It was like an underground club bar thing. A fight broke out, fight stopped, and I'm like, cool, let's start drinking beer again. And I don't know how many minutes later, maybe like five, ten minutes later, I look behind me. Well, I hear a pop, and I look behind me, I just see the gas, and it was a tear gas canister. Freaking start choking, getting out of the bar. You got to come upstairs, and the minute you exit the bar, there are a bunch of pulse eye are sitting there with like repeater sticks and just cracking people in the shin. Like, no bullshit. There's 15, 20 like US soldiers crawling on the ground that just got railed in the shin with a repeater stick. But dude, that makes you think about doing dumb shit. Yeah, it does, especially if you see that going on. Same thing in Germany. You get in a fight, nine times out of ten, polse eye are not taking anyone to jail. They're gonna come break up the fight. If you guys are still fighting, they're gonna come whoop your ass when they break up the fight, and then they're just gonna leave you. It's kind of cool. I like that. Interesting. It's a good part of culture. Yeah. But it's it also goes with like the freedom that us Americans have, that we think we have. By the way, other countries have freedoms too. But anytime you have freedom, you have to give up safety. And anytime you want more safety, you have to give up some freedom. So it's what's it's like where's the fine line there? Yeah, it's what's the perfect balance. It's like we want to have video or cameras or retina scanners like everywhere so we can identify people like Great Britain. I don't know about that. I really don't want the US government knowing every single place I go.

SPEAKER_00 33:18

But I mean they kind of do.

Protests Dictatorships And Voting Systems

SPEAKER_01 33:20

I carry a cell phone. Yeah, so I'm an idiot. Kind of do. Yeah. So I don't know. But then again, you give them that, and then what are they gonna take next? So I think anytime they're gonna take, even at a certain extent, if you agree that that that sacrifice of freedom is a good idea for the whole, I still think you have to fight it for a little bit. Yeah. Because if you just lay down, turn over, and give it to them, then they're gonna go, ooh, what's next? So you gotta fight it. You gotta always fight anything that they're trying to take away from you, even if you kind of agree they should. Because you don't want to give them too much. Although we talk dictatorship. No king's day. Oh, we can talk no king's day. No kings, no kings! Drew by it the other day. No kings! It's a bunch of 75.

SPEAKER_00 34:10

Oh my god, they were protesting at the corner of the gas station too, and I was just like, Dude, isn't it crazy though?

SPEAKER_01 34:15

It's just a bunch of old people.

SPEAKER_00 34:17

Yeah, I don't know what they're doing.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

Well, some of them are getting paid. That's been proven, but it's because they're it's because they're because they're fixed on CNN.

SPEAKER_00 34:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:26

And the other half's fixed on Fox News, so they're idiots too, but it's a battle of the idiots. They're literally, and I don't think they're protesting. I think they're celebrating Donald Trump's victory and how many kings or dictators he's taken out recently. Because that's the only thing I get. Like, yeah. I I thought it was funny the first the big no kings protest right after the election or right after the inauguration. The UK was protesting no kings. Yeah. Like, you idiots have a king. Yeah. Friggin' morons. Yeah, but our king doesn't do anything, he still has power to do whatever he wants. Yeah, it just hasn't been acted on in a really long time. Yeah. But if he goes bored and decides he wants to do something, the king has ultimate power in the UK. And hopefully someone from England corrects me on that, but I'm pretty damn sure that's how it's working. Yeah, you got parliament and all that other crap, but I believe you're kidding. They know King's protests were funny, though. Freaking morons. I'd say go get a job, but seriously, they're all retired citizens. They have a job. They're all retired citizens or citizens.

SPEAKER_00 35:31

No, their job is going from protest to protest. You can make more going to a protest than you can.

SPEAKER_01 35:38

I honestly think we'd be better having a in a perfect world, I think a dictatorship would work heck of a lot better as long as you didn't have a bad dictator. But I also know that doesn't exist. Yeah, it's gonna work. Well, but think about what we have. What do we have?

SPEAKER_00 35:52

I forget the actual official name of it.

SPEAKER_01 35:55

We have a republic.

SPEAKER_00 35:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:56

We're not by the way, we're not a democracy. For anyone who says that, we have a there's a there's another name for it, but it's a type of republic. Where we the individual citizen doesn't technically get a vote, especially when it comes to the president. You actually have the electoral college, and the reason we have the electoral college is because the founding fathers said the average citizen was too stupid to post a vote. The problem with what we've done with the electoral college is it just goes along state lines. There's like two states that vary from that, but other than that, if the whole state, you know, goes red, the electoral college dudes go red and then blue and blue. And there's been a handful of people, you can count them on maybe two hands, I believe, in the history of the electoral college that have actually voted against their state. So that's dumb because that's not why that was set up. But I'll be real, I don't think, and this is probably myself included, I don't think the average American citizen has the knowledge, education to make an informed vote. I'd agree with that. And that's almost where maybe a certain type of more dictatorship would work better. But then the problem becomes the people with power, you get bad people and blah, blah, blah. But the thing with dictatorships is if the people don't like the dictator, they typically just kill them.

SPEAKER_00 37:13

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 37:14

After they get pissed off enough.

SPEAKER_00 37:15

That happens all the time in Mexico.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:18

Or we kill them. They have a president, but they just kill them.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, presidents ran by the cartels.

SPEAKER_00 37:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

And then we go kill their leaders and then piss people off for a couple weeks. But I don't know. I don't think dictatorship's the right one, but at the same time, I also think this whole it's a democratic republic, I believe is what it's called. Do you want me to go to the research? No, you can skip it. I'm not I've been right on everything else, so I'm 90% sure on this one. But yeah, we I think we need to use Electoral College in the way that I believe it was meant to be used. You know, each elector of a certain area votes how that certain area is. And I think that would smooth things out a lot. Because have you ever looked at like the voting map of the U.S. after any election in recent terms? It's like 90% red.

SPEAKER_02 38:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:03

And then you just have these lines of big cities that are blue. Yeah. It's always like California. It's not even all California. If you go to Northern California and LA. Eastern, yeah, it's LA.

SPEAKER_00 38:13

LA to San Francisco is all big.

SPEAKER_01 38:14

San Francisco, San Diego, just right around Chicago, Portland, right around New York, Seattle, right around Minneapolis. All these big cities. You ever read in the Big City Theory? No, what's that? It's a theory, political theory, of if you take a large amount of population and you start pushing them into a big theory or into a big city, you can then cause issues in that city and control a larger population because they have to deal with that. You know, it happens all the time in like Oregon, like, gosh, I don't know, it was like 10 years ago or something, there was some farm tax passed in Oregon that was absolutely ridiculous. You're just gonna kill small farmers, mon pause. And the only reason it passed is because the city of Portland passed it. Because the city of Portland controls about one third, the metro controls about one third of Oregon's population. Yeah. And you've got Portland and Eugene, very liberal, and then the rest of Oregon is either moderate, or if you go eastern or central, pretty dang conservative because you know they got to work for a living.

SPEAKER_02 39:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:14

It just destroyed them. It destroyed communities out there. And it was just this little itty bitty blue spot in Oregon that, you know, probably 3% of the land mass screwed up an entire state.

SPEAKER_02 39:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:25

So big city theories, yeah, you push a bunch of people into these big cities. When you push people in like lab rats, what do they do? They, you know, have to survive so you can increase crime, and then all of a sudden you can put that on the news, and you can get these big cities to vote for crap to control an entire freaking state. And it goes a lot deeper than that. That's interesting. That's the entire idea behind it. That's super interesting. Yeah, you just keep pushing people into the cities and do stupid stuff.

SPEAKER_00 39:52

Big city theory. I have to go read on that one.

Tiger Woods Crash And Fame Reality

SPEAKER_01 39:54

Yeah, I forget who who I read. I'll get you the name of the guy. There's a good book about it. Can't remember off the top of my head. But all right, let's go back to my notes. SpaceX. Oh, we can talk Tiger Woods for a minute. Dude, that's crazy what Tiger's doing again. He's going for the two P. Do you even know what happened with it? Because I know they were bringing him in. I guess he didn't have alcohol in his system, but they think maybe some pills or something. Yeah. Which makes sense. I mean, he's beat the shit out of his body, probably on some oxy or something cool like that. Flipped a car. Was it a rover?

SPEAKER_00 40:25

No, I forget what it was. He just flipped another car.

SPEAKER_01 40:27

He just needs to quit driving.

SPEAKER_00 40:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:30

Like, he's got money.

SPEAKER_00 40:31

Yeah. Flipped another car. I don't know if they found alcohol in the system or not. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_01 40:37

How do you flip a modern car? Like, you really gotta be doing some dumb shit.

SPEAKER_00 40:41

They said he drives like an Well, you have to. Bad out of hell though.

SPEAKER_01 40:45

Because I at certain times drive like an asshole.

SPEAKER_00 40:48

I've never flipped a car though.

SPEAKER_01 40:50

No. But he's not driving a freaking 92 Chevy lifted freaking control.

SPEAKER_00 40:55

No, what car was it? That would be here.

SPEAKER_01 40:57

Like the new trash control, stability controls, like you really have to put in some work to flip them. They're very advanced. And they try to keep the car down. Tiger flip. We're gonna see what this is. It's gonna be interesting. Oh, it might have been like a I think it maybe it was a Mercedes, like the GM.

SPEAKER_00 41:18

He was driving a Land Rover. Oh, it was a rover. Yeah, on South Beach Road.

SPEAKER_01 41:23

Yeah, and it was a new one. So they're difficult to flip. So you really have to be doing something stupid, driving like an asshole.

SPEAKER_00 41:29

Breathalizer came back at 0.00, failed the field sobriety test, refused a urine test, leading to his arrest.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

Yeah, I mean, you would have had to smash a curb or something, or I don't know. He had to do something. This is the second time he's flipped a car. Yeah, he had to do something. Yeah. Tiger, get a driver. He has plenty. Yeah, and then pay me a million dollars a year for that advice because you're gonna spend way more on that courtesy. I saw that in the news, and I was like, oh, it's like Tiger 2.0, you know? Yeah. Oh, isn't he dating like Trump's daughter? Oh man, I have no idea.

SPEAKER_00 42:03

I think he is. Yeah, I have no clue. Like I just heard him flipping the car again, and I was just like, holy shit, like this is fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_01 42:08

Yeah, he's dating like Trump's daughter or niece or something like that.

SPEAKER_00 42:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:12

Dang it, Tiger. Get your life together. Dude, so true though.

SPEAKER_00 42:19

So freaking true.

SPEAKER_01 42:20

This goes to show you, dude, that money doesn't matter, fame doesn't matter, none of that crap matters. None of it does. What matters is how well you can drive.

SPEAKER_00 42:28

And he can't drive very well. On the golf course or in the behind the wheel.

SPEAKER_01 42:35

Did you watch when he came back and won the. Was it the Masters? No, I think it was the Players. The players?

SPEAKER_00 42:41

Where everyone like followed him on the golf course up to the green. That was pretty cool. That was actually super cool. That was actually really cool when he came back and won that tournament. Yeah. I think it was the players.

SPEAKER_01 42:49

Yeah, because he didn't, he was. I mean, he play I think he played the Masters. I don't remember. I just remember that. I don't remember either. It's one of those things I thought was cool. Tiger's kind of a good guy. Insane on the golf course. Good thing he didn't get in the NASCAR.

SPEAKER_00 43:08

It's not working out for you, bud. No, dude. Him and driving are just not, they're not aligned.

SPEAKER_01 43:13

No. So we're gonna take his license. And it's not gonna affect you at all because I think you might still have money.

Uber Hacks And Vegas Stories

SPEAKER_00 43:22

No, just like you said, pay for a driver. Yeah. Do something. Get an Uber. Get an Uber Black Black. At least go, at least go all out. Yeah, no, he's Uber Black XL Tiger.

SPEAKER_01 43:34

It'll be there in 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 43:36

Yeah, that's true. You could actually order an Uber Black, and usually it's gonna be Uber Black XL that shows up. That's what always happens out here in Phoenix. Tip for everyone who uses Uber out here don't order the Uber Black XL. Order the normal Uber Black, and it's usually an XL that'll pick you up.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

Yeah, I've done that and I don't think I've ever had a car pick up.

SPEAKER_00 43:52

It's never a car, it's always a UConn or something. But what car would it be? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 43:56

Because there's just not really that many It could be a Mercedes.

SPEAKER_00 44:01

Mercedes or BMW, but yeah, that's it. There's not like a lot of cars that it could be.

SPEAKER_01 44:05

No, but then as like an Uber driver, thinking from a business aspect, why would you get a you know car that could reasonably hold two, maybe or three, maybe four people and not just buy the I mean I think can the Uber Black be a Chevy? Can they have Tahoe? I don't think so. Oh yeah, it can be a Tahoe. Yeah. Okay, so it's gotta be like Tahoe like uh Yukon. Like Chevy Bolt. Yeah, no, you can't get that. It's gotta be I think they call it luxury in some way, shape. I think it's gotta have like leather seats and crap like that. But yeah, no, I've done that. And I don't think I've ever had a car show up. It's never a car. That'd be cool if you got like what are those old Lincoln like the Crown Vic Lincolns?

SPEAKER_00 44:45

Bro, that's not like that that would not qualify for an Uber Black. That'd be cool. I think they have to be within like two or three model years.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:51

There's a lot of restrictions around it. I know that.

SPEAKER_01 44:55

I pretty much only order Uber Black. Got better. What was that Uber we ordered in Vegas? It had like the little games.

SPEAKER_00 45:01

Oh my dude. It was just a normal Uber. Was that normal? It was normal. No, it was an Uber XL. And it had freaking games, candy, snacks, tissues, hungry, so I killed the candy. Jonathan's smashing the candy. I'm like, I hadn't eaten in like eight hours. Yeah, I'm like, dude, this guy, Jonathan's eating half the guy's candy in the back of the Uber. You tipped him well, right? Yeah. Okay, good.

SPEAKER_01 45:23

He had a cool little Uber.

SPEAKER_00 45:24

He had a cool Uber. He had like a disco ball, like karaoke. There's karaoke. Yeah, we could have done karaoke in there, and it was me, you, and Oli. I should have done karaoke. Yeah. It wasn't even that long of an Uber ride.

SPEAKER_01 45:37

No, I don't even drink anymore.

SPEAKER_00 45:38

Yeah, it was only like a couple hotels down. So.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

Was that just when we went across the street? Uh or was that when we went down to the uh golf no? No, because Ollie didn't go to top golf with us. I think it's that's the one.

SPEAKER_00 45:50

Yeah, he did. Ollie was at top golf with us.

SPEAKER_01 45:52

Oh, yeah, he was. You're right.

SPEAKER_00 45:53

Because you had the video of him, because Ollie is not very good at golf. No. No, you're right. He had more sparks coming from hitting the cement than he did actually like hitting the ball. Yeah. So yeah, Ollie did go to top golf with us. But that's where we were going was top golf.

SPEAKER_01 46:06

Yeah, that was cool. That was a fun time. Then I forgot how we got back. Oh, I think we did we walk. I think we Ubered back to the win. Yeah, I think we did do that. No, that wasn't the night we walked way the hell down. That was when it was just me and you, not Ollie. Yeah, that's when we went without Ollie and just killed like an hour and a half. Yeah. Literally walked 90% of the Vegas strip.

SPEAKER_00 46:27

It was almost a lot of it.

SPEAKER_01 46:28

And I think I had these shoes on and my shins were killing me.

SPEAKER_00 46:31

Yeah, it was all the way from Treasure Island all the way down to MGM, and then MGM all the way back up to the window.

SPEAKER_01 46:37

And it's not even that long, but you gotta like you go to the corners and you gotta turn right and then go over the bridge and blah, and just I mean, that probably adds a mile just crossing the street.

SPEAKER_00 46:45

Yeah, because of all the bridges, and then sometimes you gotta walk through the hotel versus like walking around it and stuff. Yeah. There was no one there in Vegas, though. It was empty. We were out at like eight o'clock and there's no one walking the ship. I was like, where is everybody at? It's kind of cool. There's literally no one there.

SPEAKER_01 47:01

Because there's times you can't even walk that you just bump it in the people. Yeah. And then you stink because they stink. Yeah. Stinky Vegas people.

SPEAKER_00 47:08

And homeless people. Homeless people. Or like the drunk Mickey sitting on the side of the sidewalk, you know. Take a picture for five dollars.

SPEAKER_01 47:16

No, stay away. That's why I bring my pepper spray. Safety. He did not have pepper spray. Had my whistle too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:25

And his stick. They hit people. Alright. Anything else?

SPEAKER_01 47:30

I dude, I got nothing. Alright. Later, people. Dude, it got hot out here. I know. I was sweating. My back is soaked.