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Harassed Over A Shopping Cart
Andrew is nice to the lady at Mavis and her festive nails. Our first Poopy Head of the Week submission. And our TEAM ritual.
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We're just the car aroid boys. Yesterday I had to get my car fixed. I went to a Mavis.
SPEAKER_01:Mavis?
SPEAKER_03:Do you know how stupid that is? To get your car fixed at a Mavis? I thought they just did oil or something.
SPEAKER_02:Tires. They just do tires. What do they have to do?
SPEAKER_03:So I I was like I've just been so like I was 1500 miles over my oil change.
SPEAKER_01:Oh man.
SPEAKER_03:That's a lot, right? That's bad.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Yeah. I've been on top of oil changes.
SPEAKER_03:I have been forever, but this time I just didn't. My back tire was a spare tire for 1,500 miles.
SPEAKER_04:Like a donut?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. It was it was bad. So I go into this place and I'm like, I just need a tire, an inspection, and an oil change. So she's like, okay,$375. So I walk over to the Starbucks next door, get myself a nice pumpkin spice latte. It's the fall. And I see I get a call from her. She's like, everything's wrong. It's lighting up like a Christmas tree. And I'm like, oh god, here we go. So luckily, when I met her, we'll call her Sally. Uh I complimented her nails. This is big in a Mavis. You have to compliment their nails. And she spoke to me about her nails for 25 minutes. Oh my god. When I did this. 25 minutes. Mind you, I'm trying to get my car fixed. And she's like looking at she's showing me pictures on her phone of how she does her nails. She sculpts her nails. This one's Jack Skeleton or whatever.
SPEAKER_01:This is a woman that hasn't gotten a lot of compliments in her life. Because she doesn't know how to say thank you and move on.
SPEAKER_02:And all the boys in the garage never notice her matchup. They never notice it.
SPEAKER_03:No, but actually one of the boys from the garage, she goes, she like he came up and she's you know, she's like uh that like cigarette voice. Like uh how old are we talking? Uh anywhere between 39 and 62. Okay. Because she was she was grumbling. Yeah. Leathery. Leathery. Plethery. Um but she goes, which nails did you like better? These ones or the ones before? And he could not come up with an answer. Like he was just like, I like these ones because they're festive. And then she was like, My last ones were festive. And then she was like, go to the back. She like ran the whole play. Like she's just like, she was just going up and like she was getting calls, like people being like, huh, I need like four tires, it's gonna be like I know it's gonna be like six thousand dollars. She's like, hold on, I'm talking with a customer. And then she'd just be like back to the nail. She's yeah, she's like, she's like, so this one I did myself. I sculpted it with like plastic sculpt, and I'm like, and she's like, and I work on the cars all month and they don't break. I'm like, how does that happen? I'm like still going.
SPEAKER_01:Like, I'm I'm like So you're you're you're egging her on.
SPEAKER_03:I'm egging her on because and then she her nails were literally half an inch thick each.
SPEAKER_01:You would imagine there's a lot of dust and grime underneath those nails. Yeah, you'd think.
SPEAKER_03:Listen, I don't know.
SPEAKER_01:That's what I always think when I see those long nails. But it's probably feces.
SPEAKER_03:So she calls me and she goes, she goes, oh boy. And I go, oh no. I said, don't tell me, don't tell me something bad with those beautiful nails. And she goes, it's gonna be fifteen hundred dollars.
SPEAKER_02:For new nails. That's the most festive nail.
SPEAKER_03:I had to get my rotor snapped, my this thing happened, I had to get the brake pads, I had to do this, I had to do that, and I know I'm just getting scammed out of my mind. Yeah, because you're such a nice guy. So I go, listen, I only have$800 to my name. Can you cut me a deal? So she goes, Hold on, honey. And I'm like, okay. Okay. So she goes, I can take 15 off this, I can take 10 off this, I can take whatever off this. And she's like, How does 1200 sound? And I was like, I don't know if I can do it. And she goes, Hold on, honey. And she goes, fine sh first, she said best offer, and then she said, best best offer. Ho ho ho ho 975. So I simultaneously am losing so hard by having gone to a Mavis, but also I feel like I'm winning a little bit because I just brought the price down$500.
SPEAKER_01:Which is something that you pride yourself on. Yeah. I I think that you could that you could actually bring that price down to a level.
SPEAKER_03:Well, you know what? We I I I like to talk about how I'm also in customer service. You tell people that cust other customer service.
SPEAKER_01:You have a real conversation with people.
SPEAKER_03:When it's necessary. I'm not doing this for the pizza guy. Okay. I'm doing this for when it could get sticky.
SPEAKER_01:I would imagine, I mean, if you're doing it at a Mavis, I think you're doing it everywhere.
SPEAKER_03:No, Mavis is the most important place to do it. There what okay. If it wasn't uh like what am I gonna compliment the guy on? Like, I like your hat.
SPEAKER_02:You're absolutely right. Well, if it was Brendan, that would work so well. Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_01:I'd be like this one's corduroy from my friend's uh yo-yo company.
SPEAKER_02:That's fair. I have one, I have three from Fire Island back home.
SPEAKER_01:I got a lot of Fire Island gear.
SPEAKER_03:I got a lot of hats. Let me show you some pictures of my hat.
SPEAKER_01:By the way, the plan is to wear a different corduroy hat for every episode. I'll get to at least seven episodes.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I have more corduroy hats for you too.
SPEAKER_01:Oh baby. Did you feel that inside? It was happiness.
SPEAKER_03:That's the feeling of happiness.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, go on.
SPEAKER_03:Now, going to a Mavis is like is like shopping for uh a couch at home goods. Yeah. You're like, you're like, oh, they're like, we got one, but it smells, and you're like, I'll take it, I'm just here. Like, I I think I need a guy. Or a gal.
SPEAKER_01:You need a mechanic you could trust. Yeah. A mechanic that's been in the family, a mechanic that's not gonna scam you.
SPEAKER_03:A mechan listen, this is all you need from almost any place to just be like, what's really going on here? Like, can you just explain it to me? Like, it's all I want. I'm like, tell me where you're making money.
SPEAKER_01:I don't want my doctor.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, like I don't care that you're making money on this. Of course you're gonna make money. There's like you're a business. Tell me how much this would be at AutoZone and screw me over. I don't mind. I just want to know how bad I'm getting screwed.
SPEAKER_01:You don't have a family mechanic or somebody that the family's been going to for years. No. That's very common.
SPEAKER_03:I know, but my family has no like local connections like that. Okay. Like they don't they don't have like the like if I need to get like an another accountant or something, my dad will know another accountant, but like he doesn't know the car guy. He doesn't know Yeah, same here.
SPEAKER_02:I have my uncle, and my uncle just tells me how much pieces of shit the mechanics are. Yeah. And he goes, I went to go get an inspection, the guy said I had rusty rotors. And I was like, uh they looked fine to me. I'll take my car back. So I took it to another guy and uh he he passed me.
SPEAKER_01:And that was it. I've never taken my car, I've never gone to a mechanic and he told me I have rusty rotors, and I've never gotten a second opinion from a mechanic.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, second opinions are are rough.
SPEAKER_03:That was the thing. Like, I'm not gonna go like, okay, never mind. I've spent three hours here now. Yeah. Like they just have you in their grip. Like, I'm I'm I'm willing to pay 200 extra dollars to get ripped off and just get it done today.
SPEAKER_01:Right.
SPEAKER_03:At that point, if I'm already spending 800. And at the end, I bought the insurance. The$30 insurance. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01:For what?
SPEAKER_03:For the tires.
SPEAKER_01:You have$800 to your name. You have to stick to your story.
SPEAKER_03:I know. I just kept being like, alright. I I'm like, if you saved me all this money already, uh how like how long does it last?
SPEAKER_02:It's like, um, as long as the warranty.
SPEAKER_03:As long as the tires. Yeah. I don't know. And she was like, if and then we'll prorate it. I'm like, why would you prorate something I'm paying insurance? I don't know.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, say no. I say no to everything.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:No. I say no. Although I did I I said that I I always get my oil done now, my my oil changed, because I took a car, uh, this car I had the oil light was on for maybe three years. I'm not exaggerating. And I was coming back from the Paramount Huntington sort of concert, and the car died on the way home.
SPEAKER_03:Just kaput.
SPEAKER_01:It I fuck it. I I ran the thing dry. Alright? It's the engine ceased. And I had they had I had to trash the whole car. It was a GMC truck. Beautiful truck. GMC truck. GMC. GMC, not a Yukon. Doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_03:Did they also do uh Vitamins?
SPEAKER_01:That was a GNC.
SPEAKER_03:But the exact same logo.
SPEAKER_01:GMC. GNC.
SPEAKER_03:The logo was like exactly the same. I think you're right. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:General Motors Corporation. General Nutrition Corporation, I would imagine. Yeah. It's close. It's close. You're right. Yeah. GNC. GMC Envoy is what I had. Look at that. Beautiful car.
SPEAKER_03:You ever drop a gallon of milk underneath it?
SPEAKER_01:Why do you say that?
SPEAKER_03:This morning.
SPEAKER_01:How did you know?
SPEAKER_03:This morning I went to BJ's and I and I you know how they give you boxes for everything. Never been to BJ's. You ever go to Costco? Never been to Costco. He's never been to a wholesale.
SPEAKER_01:I don't buy in bulk. Wow. I don't buy in bulk.
SPEAKER_03:This guy has our sensibilities, Jack. No.
SPEAKER_01:No, no, no. I'm I I I've never had to buy anything in bulk.
SPEAKER_03:It's the thrill of buying in bulk.
SPEAKER_01:It's I I I get sick of things so quick that I if I bought even paper towels. Yeah, sick of these. Oh, why to go with Scott? No, I steal the paper towels from my parents. Oh. When you're when you have your mom do your laundry? I do my laundry myself. No, you don't. You drop it off. No, no, no, no, no. I go I I start it. I start the cycle, and then oftentimes I don't have time to sit around and make chit-chat with my mom uh after an hour. So I I my mom removes the laundry from one place and puts it in the dryer. So she does that and says, honey, it's done when it's done, but I get it going. I start it.
SPEAKER_02:You so you drop it off, and instead of dropping it off at like, you know, like you just you're just dropping it into the washing machine. That's all you're doing. Is she folding it for you?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. But I tell her I don't need it folded.
SPEAKER_03:I cook, I bought the chicken.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I don't need it folded. And if I have confort is, I bring it to the laundromat. Because it's too big. I screwed up, I messed up the laundromat. That's pretty nice of you. Yeah, because I I like I drain that thing dry once too. I drain a lot of things dry.
SPEAKER_03:I drained a gallon of milk underneath my car right over here. It's so embarrassing to spill that much milk. To spill any milk is embarrassing. To spill a gallon of milk outside.
SPEAKER_01:I think I I think buying milk is embarrassing. It's a child's uh beverage. Alright. We already covered this. We have.
SPEAKER_03:Let's not get let's not get with that. But I it was just it was just so much milk. And like I drove away and I made a milk track and I had to spray everything down because I was worried that like I was gonna have like 45 cats in my driveway or something like that, all looking up the milk. Like I was like, I don't know what the repercussions of this could be.
SPEAKER_01:How big of a milk are we talking? Like a gallon? Oh, it's a gallon. And what did it just slip out of your hand?
SPEAKER_03:It slipped and it just broke.
SPEAKER_01:And then you heard it go boop, boop, boop.
SPEAKER_03:And it went all over my shoe. So I got a milky shoe.
SPEAKER_02:You know what I did one time? Is I forgot the milk in my front seat during over the summer. And not over the summer, but during the summer. It wasn't like I came back from camp. So I forgot the milk, but it was like the next day, and I had scheduled like an oil change, so my milk just like smelled like smelled my car smelled like milk, and it had like exploded over like on my seats. And I tried cleaning up, I was like, sorry, it smells like milk. And he goes, Dude, I've seen so much worse. Really? Yeah. What has he seen? I don't know. You gotta wonder. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I don't know. Maybe maybe he had to clean the car that you made a mess in. Yeah, that's possible.
SPEAKER_02:Alright, I think um I think it's time for our most favorite segment. Yeah. Um Poopy Head of the Week.
SPEAKER_04:Poopy Head of the Week.
SPEAKER_02:We got sent a message from the great Ricky Grimes. We're going to be listening to this and then we're going to be uh basically dissecting the story and seeing just how much of a poopy head uh or you know, whatever this you want to describe this guy as. Um jerk. A jerk of the week. I don't know if I like that. But uh a bad person of the week. Not really ringed to it. Um but uh we'll just see how you know how much of a a jerk this guy is.
SPEAKER_03:It's a big jerk.
SPEAKER_00:Hey fellas, it's Ricky. Um unless I'm not supposed to say who it is, but otherwise you can edit this out. So here's here's uh the situation I was just in the other day. So I was at the grocery store with my uh three-year-old daughter, and we're getting back into the car after uh after shopping. And here's my book. Because the problem is if I don't get a good parking car, more like where you deposit the uh shopping cart or if I don't have the shopping cart too. My daughter's in the car, my daughter in the car. Now left with the uh shopping cart with no place to really put it. According to the law, I can't do it. So I'm kind of stuck here in terms of what I can't do with the shopping cart. So here's the move I've been going to recently, and I think that it's we have a lot because it's sometimes uh issues with other people who don't know what's going on. So what I do is if I can put the shopping cart on the let's say I'm I'm going headfirst of the parking lot. If I I put the car of the cart in the front of my car. If I'm going head first to the front of the car and I put it in such a position in which I am uh I know now that if I were to put back and pull back in a car can with the cart in this position. So theoretically. I've given them this one, and now they can have this car. Uh it's only because I can't leave I can't want the car to go put it back where it's supposed to go. Normally I'm all in favor. I'm I'm gonna uh put the car back where you gotta go. That's just my that's that's my uh I'll leave the grocery store. I'll leave the grocery store out of it in case I don't want to be named. That's a go free though. The car goes into the car. I put the car in front of my car. As I'm getting ready to leave, I know it's a car. What car busy does? There's a car pulling up uh next and they are ready to take my car. So they're pretty happy that I'm taking my way on everything. So I back out when I go the all the other way, but I'm gonna go to turn this car. No, the car, if it's a lot of the car is still there. So it starts to kind of freak out a little bit. So he can't park there. Well, I think it's a huge car or something or something. It's not gonna fit because it's a little bit longer than my car. Pretty much what car is gonna fit now. I don't have a way to explain this to this guy. So if he starts screaming at me, the window is up and screaming. Uh and so I just give him a shrug. I give him I give him a I give him a shoulder shrug. He's freaking out. I drive away. I don't know if he goes for it or not. I think he went back out and try to do it again. But here's my situation, fellas. Uh and you tell me what you think. What am I supposed to do in these situations? You know, I got the cart uh the shopping cart. I can't believe that you've unattended. Uh I gotta drop the groceries off. It details all the time. Um where do I put the thing? I think this is a pretty good solution. So do I just try to pull him and realize he was good and then have to do a favor by doing something with a shopping cart. You know, what are you telling me, fellas? What am I doing here? Am I a bad guy here? Am I doing something wrong? Should I just never shop with my kid? Which what should I should leave the kid unattended? Should I uh not use a shopping cart? Should I uh have some sort of note that I pass out to to all folks as I'm leaving to explain what's going on? Should I uh should I leave it an address? I'll leave it to you guys. I'll take my answer off the air and uh don't read my name on the air. I'm just kidding, you say my name on the air. God bless.
SPEAKER_01:That that's a loaded question.
SPEAKER_03:God bless that Ricky Grimes.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, he did a full set. We did. Where are you guys at with this? Because I have a few things.
SPEAKER_03:So I I I just want to start off by saying that if in be careful. In general, with no restrictions, no child, nothing, you should always put your card back. If you don't, you're scum. With no restrictions. Alright, this is gonna be tough for me.
SPEAKER_02:But okay, but but maybe Brennan and I are on the same page here. I was at Costco the other day. I saw a cart.
SPEAKER_01:I've never been to a Costco.
SPEAKER_02:I saw a cart in front of next to my car on the median. And I think that was my phone. It was mine. I'm sorry, I'm throwing it over there. Um distractions. You got a distance. No distractions. Um Saw the cart on the on the median, and I was like, oh, if it's a cart for me, perfect. Right next to my car. Used it, brought it back, unloaded it in my in my trunk. That space was that it where it was was still open. So I left it there for the next person. Because it's so easy just to get out of the car and just use it.
SPEAKER_01:Wait, yeah, I'm sorry, you put it on the median? I put it back on the median, right? Like a raised sidewalk. Yes, with wood chips.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I I I don't see anything wrong with that.
SPEAKER_02:That's like, to me, that's like the working memory of the parking lot. You know, it's like the the carts don't, you know, yeah, at the end of the day, go ahead, bring it back for, you know, so it's easy. But like there's gonna be somebody coming in right after me that's gonna use that cart.
SPEAKER_01:And they're gonna say, perfect, I just parked here and there's a cart. I actually don't like because I've been embarrassed by pulling the cart the shopping cart out. Sometimes I don't know how to do that.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, sometimes I pull and I take the whole row of carts with me. And I I don't know if there's a there's a trick to it, so I'll often go for the rogue shopping cart somewhere along in the parking lot. Now I want to say other another thing. I forever would leave the shopping cart where it where it rolled. Okay, not good. Not good. And I and I didn't know that this was terrible behavior until I started watching that YouTube series called the Cartnarx. Are you aware of these folks?
SPEAKER_03:I'm not some I'm not familiar with the Cartnarks, but I think I could be.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, you're you're being very uh I don't know. He's he's got like a whole phrase, and it's very it it's it's enraging the way the guy does it. But it because you can see like it it the videos are are are it shows people freaking out over doing something so stupid by just leaving their cart where they could clearly just get out and move it. But you know, when somebody's gone too far, it's like I'm already here, and then they just get so angry.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it's because they got found out that they're a bad person.
SPEAKER_01:Yes. And I I didn't realize I was doing that until I started watching these cart narc videos.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, and and look, if there's a median that has wood chips, that's uh you're good. Oh, okay. All right, all right, good. Like I said, like just in general, I'm thinking like a Trader Joe's parking lot, like super tight, just like no space for anything. It's like bring your cart back, because otherwise it's gonna damage my car, it's going to block uh like how uh you know there's a tiny like the Trader Joe's has one lane, and it's like if I want to get that spot, I'd have to get out of my car, make everyone hate me, take it out. Now I'm the big jerk. And who was really the big jerk? It was the cart lever.
SPEAKER_01:Now the the thing is, like, Ricky says that he has a system where he found the perfect space for the cart. I don't know if I believe that system.
SPEAKER_02:I don't believe him at all. I feel like this was the first time he was like, this is gonna be a system. Right. Passing it off as like oh.
SPEAKER_01:In an area where he believes it it's out of the way, I don't believe it's out of the way. The other thing I have with Ricky, I've never had any problem with Ricky.
SPEAKER_03:I've had a lot of problems with Ricky.
SPEAKER_01:A lot of people say that, but I I don't understand why he would have to leave his his daughter in the car. Can he take his daughter with him, leave the shopping bags in the car, take his daughter in the cart, right? Bring it back to the cart vestibule?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:What are we calling it? Cart home?
SPEAKER_03:The cart catcher.
SPEAKER_01:The cart catcher, and then carry his daughter back to the car. Why does he have to leave his daughter in the car? That's my question.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah. Does he have the upper body strength to do that?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I mean, like, look, there's certain things. Does he have a weird arm or like a like a shoulder that's I haven't seen him in a while? He can't.
SPEAKER_02:Is there an injury?
SPEAKER_01:Is there an injury? We we don't know what we don't know.
SPEAKER_03:But honestly, that sounds like a system.
SPEAKER_01:To me, that would be a system. And I and I and I want to say that, Ricky, I want to tell you this that I was once one of you. I left the cart where it goes. I also learned that a cart has four wheels on it, and sometimes where you leave it, it doesn't always stay.
SPEAKER_02:No, here's the thing though. His daughter's a few years old now, right? Can she walk? Three. Three, yeah. I think about three years old, right? Yeah. She probably can she fit in the cart anymore?
SPEAKER_01:I think she probably could fit in the cart.
SPEAKER_02:In the front part of the cart. You think so? Yeah. Just a three-year-old basket? Yeah, yeah. But she has all the groceries in there.
SPEAKER_01:A three-year-old is like the size of a cabbage?
SPEAKER_02:No. That's like a newborn. Okay. Their head's the size of a cabbage.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. Alright. See, I don't know the what a child. A three-year- like a like a three-year-old would be the size of a mid-sized watermelon.
SPEAKER_02:That's like no. That's like a one-year-old. Like a really big watermelon.
SPEAKER_01:Like a big bag of ice.
SPEAKER_03:Like a big bag of ice.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that's what a three-year-old's like.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. Like a seven-pound bag of ice. Yeah. Yeah. Ten-pound bag of ice.
SPEAKER_02:Ten-pound bag of ice. Like a ten-pound bag of ice. I would say with legs. With legs. Yeah, I would say that's about right. But I'm saying that like she might be a little bit of a runner, where he has to put her in the car, strapped in, so that she's not in the way of the groceries running into or she's running into the park through the parking lot.
SPEAKER_03:I think get the three-year-old a phone and FaceTime her while she's sitting in the car. So you can see her be kidnapped out of the car as it's. Yeah. How far does he think this thing is away? Right.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, it if he's not leaving uh a child in the car on a hot summer day for over 30 minutes. It is a quick, it's a quick walk to usually it's a pretty quick walk to and from. Yeah. Now I want to I want to mention the grocery store, so did it. No, that oh that's a big that's And that's that's a big that's a big piece piece of missing information. Now another thing I want to say is I used to work at a grocery store. I don't know if you two know this about me.
SPEAKER_02:I will say I will say if it's like a sea town, I don't think you should be leaving a kid alone at a time.
SPEAKER_01:No, a sea town, a sea town, a sea town, you don't leave a child in a car. In fact, I wouldn't leave an adult in a car in a sea town. But I worked I worked at a grocery store, and I'll name it because I'm not afraid, King Cullen. All right. I worked at a King Cullen and um America's first grocery store. It was the first. And a lot of times I would go, that was in high school. And a lot of times I would love it when they would tell me to go pick the carts out in the that was an actual job that we would have to we would have to go and and take the carts, the loose carts from the parking lot and put it back into the into the rightful container. And I love that because I would get to smoke a little pot and walk around, throw my headphones on. So I did that sort of stuff.
SPEAKER_03:So I was like the more four times the size of this at the time.
SPEAKER_01:The more carts that are floating around, the more time I don't have to be inside work. Yeah, for sure. There's that, you know. Think about those people, they have a job to do.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I guess that's true. Now, let's really like the crux of this is like this little spot. Like, is he putting it in front of the car? Is he putting it in the middle?
SPEAKER_02:There's no spot in the middle. Yeah, that well, this is what I'm imagining is he parked head in against a median and lifted the cart like almost halfway on the median. That's what I'm imagining.
SPEAKER_01:You're assuming because you did this, that Ricky is. Because in my mind's eye, he just put it in such a way that maybe it was over that little white line that he thought that maybe there's enough room, but I think he's maybe blocked in two spaces and he's not even realizing. Could he have gone sideways? Could he have gone in in the in the T shape of the of the parking lot?
SPEAKER_03:This is rough. This is rough. He's wrong on this.
SPEAKER_01:I think he might be wrong, but also I don't agree with the man screaming inside of his car about because when you go park at a parking lot at a grocery store, I'm expecting that there's gonna be carts.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, it just takes up some of the spaces.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's just that's a space. Yeah, go to the move on to the next one, pal.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. I like how I like how sorry, I I like how rip uh Ricky described it as windows up yelling.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's a specific uh it's a specific yell because he he's not windows down yelling is more aggressive.
SPEAKER_02:It is, yeah. That's like it's almost like getting out of the car, but not.
SPEAKER_01:But it almost I I would I would think that he wants Ricky to know he's pissed, but doesn't want confrontation.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:He wants a lot of times, like what I do was like I want the person to know that they did a bad job, and I saw that you did a bad job. That's why I follow them on the highway. That's this guy's version of it. He's gonna scream in his car.
SPEAKER_03:I wonder how many groceries he gets. It's a good question.
SPEAKER_01:I wish what is he getting?
SPEAKER_02:The little girl and his wife and him?
SPEAKER_03:Because I feel like he left out the name willy-nilly of the grocery store. It's literally the most important piece of information.
SPEAKER_01:I bet it's a Whole Foods.
SPEAKER_03:He is he could he's gotta be a Whole Foods.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I could see him at a Whole Foods.
SPEAKER_03:And at a Whole Foods, it's like leave the kid in the car the whole time. It doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, Whole Foods, I mean, it's it's very safe.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, alternatively, you can get them to bring the groceries out to your car.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, Ricky's not that kind of guy.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_01:No, Ricky's a do-it-imself guy.
SPEAKER_02:He's a DIY head. Yeah, yeah. But he's also like, even if it was like a full service where they're happy to do it, Ricky would be like, oh, I can do it. Don't worry, you can't.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, he would start helping the people. That's true. I also think Ricky is a type of uh shopper where he goes in and maybe he sees something that's off the list. I I think I think Ricky is the type of guy that goes off shopping lists.
SPEAKER_03:I'm so off the list. You have to be. What kind of a thrill of life?
SPEAKER_01:I feel like if you don't shop off list, if you're not walking down and say, I need to get bananas, I need to get milk, I need to get eggs, and then you see like, what's this?
SPEAKER_02:Frozen cookies from Magnolia Bakery? I'll take that. There you go.
SPEAKER_01:Van Lewins? Van Leeuwens. I feel like if you're not doing that, that's a personality default.
SPEAKER_02:Defect? No, but if that is your default, it's not a defect.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, but maybe it's something that they could do better. Huh?
SPEAKER_02:So let's we gotta rate Ricky on a on a scale of like one to ten.
SPEAKER_01:Who's the poopy head in this? And I can't that's the first time I ever said that word.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, honestly.
SPEAKER_01:It only took two episodes.
SPEAKER_03:Did Ricky find a loophole or a poop hole?
SPEAKER_02:There you go. So on a scale, so we're gonna rate Ricky and we're gonna rate the guy. Okay. That yelled at him. At a scale of one to ten? On a scale of one to ten poops. Stop.
SPEAKER_03:I can't. On a scale from one to ten jerks.
SPEAKER_01:Now that now we're talking.
SPEAKER_03:On a scale from one to ten dolts. Dalt.
SPEAKER_01:See, dolts is a good word.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, just no one knows what it means, but you.
SPEAKER_01:No, no, no, no. That's not true. I used it in a I used it when we were out a few weeks ago, and every single person in that in that uh group of people knew exactly what I said, and they all complimented me on the word Dolt. Did they not?
SPEAKER_03:I think they all left nervously. No, it's not true.
SPEAKER_01:They all they all say, I'm gonna put that in my repertoire. Alright, how many poops does Ricky get? From one to diarrhea.
SPEAKER_03:There we go, there we go. We're in, we're in, we're in play. We're in we're in. Playing the game, playing the game.
SPEAKER_01:Ricky is I I I hate to be first here because I'm I'm indecisive. Um I think I I I want to go on upper, uh, I think he's at a seven.
SPEAKER_02:Wow.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Wow.
SPEAKER_01:Because I think there's options that he could have done.
SPEAKER_02:I think he's seven is like hot snakes.
SPEAKER_01:I think there's options. I think he had options. I think he could have he could have he could have walked with his daughter and taken her back by hand. He didn't have to leave her in the car.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, like he made it sound like there were no other options.
SPEAKER_01:Right. There were like plenty of options. Yeah. And and and and and like we said, leaving the the kid in the car for a few minutes. I'm not a parent. You're not a parent. You're not a parent, but I think you could leave a kid alone in the car for a few minutes. Does that make me a bad guy? Two minutes?
SPEAKER_03:Set a timer.
SPEAKER_01:I think you could bring a cart back in under two minutes. Am I wrong?
SPEAKER_03:I think so. But we don't know where he was shopping. And that is also what ups it to a seven. I think that I agree with the seven, but depending on the market, if you're okay, if he's at the back of a of a Costco. Wait. Go ahead, Jack.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. I can't wait. I think I've gotten to the crux of his dilemma. Because it's not about the safety of the child. It's not about you know like the ease of the unpacking the groceries. It's about somebody finding a child alone in the car. That that's the reason for even 30 seconds you can't leave a child. Because it's when people find like you dirtbag and they break the window to save the child. Even when it's cool outside. Yeah, yeah. You don't want to take that risk as a parent.
SPEAKER_01:No, you don't.
SPEAKER_02:I think that that's a much bigger factor. Yeah, that's an anxiety I didn't think about. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:That is an anxiety because because if somebody it's it's almost that a man cursing closed window is much better than somebody punching out your car's window to get and your daughter getting glass in her face.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah. To get the air. You left her alone, so I had to give her glass in her face.
SPEAKER_01:Which it would probably be on TikTok. You know, they would have to film it. Yeah, and then you gotta have a garbage. And like, no, sir, the cops are on their way. They need to know about this.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. And people are such heroes when they find a baby. Oh my god, you get so much clout. You find a lost, you find a baby left alone in the car. Oh my god, that's like Yeah. No, you're right. You're right.
SPEAKER_01:You're better off blocking in a a parking spot with a cart. Yeah, yeah. But but uh Can I change my I'm I'm gonna bring I'm gonna bring them back to a six. Okay. I I I'm not I'm not gonna bring them below five.
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna I'm gonna give I'm gonna give him a four because I think that there could be a better system, but that just because I feel like you're undermining me. No, no, no. I'll redeem you. Thank you. I think that's a good still could be a better screen.
SPEAKER_01:You know I love Ricky Grimes.
SPEAKER_02:I do too.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:And now I feel like I gave him a bad score. Because only because I think there's options.
SPEAKER_02:But there's a flaw in the system. He thinks he has a system. By the way, I think that's his whole act, is just having bad systems.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. A lot of bad systems.
SPEAKER_03:But okay. Le let's say let's let's take this and go leaving a child in the car for two minutes is a seven.
SPEAKER_02:That makes him a poopy head.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. No, so if you were to leave your child in the car for two minutes, I think you would have be a seven out of ten poopy head. Yes, I agree. Right? At least. I think I I I I don't not the response. Like, this is like this is seven out of ten poopy head behavior because it's like it's the wrong thing to do, but it's like you know it's gonna be okay. You know? It's like getting around someone in traffic. I think he can leave his car. No, he doesn't. Right, yeah. I'm just I'm I'm I'm just I'm just laying down a comparison of that would be a seven out of ten. Therefore, making this an eight out of ten. I'm just kidding. A six out of ten.
SPEAKER_01:But is Ricky asking us if he's the uh bad guy of the story and we're doing what we want. That's right. We have free range, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:And maybe we'll flip it on him.
SPEAKER_01:Maybe we'll say, you know what, kid.
SPEAKER_02:Exactly.
SPEAKER_01:You're the bad one.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Ooh, bad the bad one of the weekend. No, I don't like the one. The bad apple. The rotten apple.
SPEAKER_03:The rotten apple. Well, we'll workshop it afterwards. Yeah. But uh he gets a six out of ten. I think the yelling guy gets a six out of ten. I think yelling with the windows closed is the responsible way to raise.
SPEAKER_02:Over leaving a shot when you could pull in. No. That guy's I would say that guy's a a at least a seven. I think the guy runs hot. I think just yelling at anybody in public is just like because when you're in a parking lot, you're not going 70 miles an hour. Right. You're going five less than five miles an hour in that situation. So that's like basically like yelling at somebody in the store.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. And I don't like that.
SPEAKER_02:That's a nine out of ten for the case.
SPEAKER_01:I don't like the fact that this guy is so eager to park. He was so, so quick to turn into that free parking spot that he couldn't look and see there was a cart destructing. Obstructing. Obstructing. A lot of times I don't say the right words, and that's something that is my problem. I don't like that he couldn't look into there and see that there was an obstruction obstruction in the parking spot.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_01:That also like the that didn't that that didn't generate enough oomph like I thought it would, and I think it's because I said a lot of things wrong.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, next time just say it right. Yelling in the car is kind of like yelling in your own head.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Like it's it's pretty close.
SPEAKER_02:If the window was cracked, uh maybe he would not have yelled. It's true.
SPEAKER_01:I don't think it would. I don't think he would have yelled.
SPEAKER_02:Maybe that is like the divider of like of like what's acceptable yelling. Like if the windows are up, it's like basically, you know, right right offable road rage. But if it's cracked, it's like you're yelling at a father in front of his daughter.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, also yelling at a kid in the car. Like yelling at a car that has a kid in it.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:So what are you giving this guy, Brendan? You didn't give it a car.
SPEAKER_01:The guy?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I don't like this guy at all. I have a problem with him. I'm gonna give him an eight. Okay. Just because I don't like I I I hate the fact that that he was so quick to jump into that spot and didn't realize that there could be something wrong with it. And Ricky was kind enough to give up the spot. One thing I do, and I live in in an establishment with a parking lot, and a lot of times if somebody is waiting, I don't even I don't get out. I wait till nobody's there. That's a weird thing that I do. I don't know why. Because I I'm like, I need my space to back out. Yeah. When I don't like somebody sitting there and seeing that I'm leaving and waiting.
SPEAKER_03:Sometimes I'll get out of the car and I'll walk.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, me too.
SPEAKER_03:Just to show them.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, like, I'm just I'm just dropping something off.
SPEAKER_03:This is the type of pressure that I don't like in the car.
unknown:Huh.
SPEAKER_01:That's so funny. I didn't I thought I was the only one that did that wacky shh.
SPEAKER_03:No, it's really sad.
SPEAKER_02:No, I'm leaving. I'm like, I gotta get another spot for this guy. Let's go.
SPEAKER_01:No. I let that guy be like, I let I let him. Sorry, I'm I'm I'm not I'm not leaving. I've gone so far where people have like, are you leaving? And I clearly am. I'm like, oh no, sorry, I'm just grabbing laundry. And then I sort of tussle around in my car and I wait for him to go around.
SPEAKER_02:No. Alright, should we do team? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I forgot about that.
SPEAKER_02:You gotta touch my good vibe slippers. We gotta all get in there. Perfect. I can't I'm not gonna be able to hold this. I'm not gonna be able to hold this. You need to you need to get down on the ground. Can we let's do just skin to skin fist bump and then we're and then we're and then good, we touched. Okay. We're in the space together, we're present.
SPEAKER_03:If we were all dating, then we would have to touch the whole time, though.
SPEAKER_01:Right.
SPEAKER_03:So we'll wait like a little while before we reveal whether or not we're dating. We're not dating yet. We're just courting, right? We're we're thinking about it.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, I basically learned to take it's okay to say no to things. I I had uh I had been asked to work on Monday, which is my day off, and I'm uh I'm very happy to I didn't want to work, but um I I quickly said yes just because I like to be reliable and I like that my company knows uh that I'm there also selfishly because I I want to when I want to take off, I want them to remember that I'm always there. But it kind of backed my whole week up where I wasn't able to go to my do laundry. My my house became like a little cluttered because Monday is my day off where I'm able to regroup and and and I I just it kind of set my my week all the way back, and I learned that it's okay to say no to things. Um and I got asked to work again this Monday, and I said no. That's good, that's and I think that's good because it's it's I have a life. I'm I'm able to say no. And when I said it, of course, I was like, listen, but if you really are in a jam, I do this whole thing where I'm like, I can't say no, and I'm like, but if you need it, if you really need me, I could work something out. But I have a wedding this week and I have a busy weekend, and and I uh it's I've worked of like ten days straight, and I need I need some time off. And it's okay to say no for your own mental sanity.
SPEAKER_02:Good job, Brendan.
SPEAKER_03:I'm proud of you. I'm very proud of you. I uh I learned what I care the most about in a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. This is fascinating to me.
SPEAKER_01:Is it the bread? Is it the bacon? So surely it isn't the egg.
SPEAKER_03:It's an addition. A new addition. A hot sauce.
SPEAKER_01:A salt and pepper?
SPEAKER_03:A hash brown.
SPEAKER_01:In. I don't like it.
SPEAKER_03:In the B E C in the B E C.
SPEAKER_01:A little too much flavor for me. Wow, it's a betch.
SPEAKER_03:It's a betch. B E C H hash brown. And I'll tell you why. Now I and I have a big problem with this, but texturally It adds a crunch. It adds a crunch. And the bacon you can't rely on at every place.
SPEAKER_01:100%.
SPEAKER_03:But you can rely on the crunch of that hash brown. Now, my big problem is that a lot of times they only have home fries, which are okay, but they charge you for a side of home fries and then put it on the sandwich. So it goes up to like being a$12 bacon, egg, and cheese with potato.
SPEAKER_01:That's insane.
SPEAKER_03:They should have a rule that you can't charge more than two dollars for a potato.
SPEAKER_01:Now, are you asking them to put it on the sandwich yourself?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, so you you don't say you you were so brazen to let them know that you're gonna you want you want this special creation done. I mean, is it so crazy?
SPEAKER_03:I don't have that top in a potato and egg sandwich.
SPEAKER_01:No, but I feel like most people most people get the potatoes on the side and then they do that on their own. They don't ask.
SPEAKER_02:I never see I never heard of it going on the sandwich. You've heard of it.
SPEAKER_01:Well, yeah, the the the hash brown on a breakfast sandwich is the breakfast version of potato chips on like a a cold cut sandwich.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, understandable. Now, what kind of bread is the sandwich on?
SPEAKER_03:Kaiser roll. Kaiser roll every time. I like a croissant. I've I mean that's I do Kaiser or bagel. I can do a bagel sometimes, but I always feel like the bridge is too uh distracting from the actual sandwich itself. You want that soft, nice bun. You want American cheese. Yeah, because it's sometimes I like cheddar, I'm sorry. It's fuck it's messed up. Um I I got pepper jack today and it was just wrong. It's a good cheese. I love pepper jack, but it's just for that sandwich you need American cheese. The bacon has to be crispy. Ideally, it should be thick, but it never is. But if you're gonna give me just a bunch of bacon, I'm cool with that. And then hot sauce, salt, and pepper.
SPEAKER_01:I'm a ketchup.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I'm a ketchup too.
SPEAKER_01:Ketchup, salt, pepper.
SPEAKER_02:I am a sausage, egg and cheese guy.
SPEAKER_01:I I I like a sausage, egg and cheese.
SPEAKER_02:Now, and the hash brown on that would add that crunch that I'm lacking. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:So that would, but it's just a little too much flavors in it.
SPEAKER_03:I just want you guys to do me a favor and try it once this week.
SPEAKER_01:I'm gonna try it. Yeah, I can try it. I'm gonna try it.
SPEAKER_02:I can try it. I can probably try it.
SPEAKER_01:I might do it on Monday.
SPEAKER_02:No, I could probably do it Sunday. I'm gonna do it more day we're gonna do it.
SPEAKER_01:I'm gonna do it Monday on the day off.
SPEAKER_03:And if they don't have a hash brown, I don't really think that like the home fry potatoes do enough.
SPEAKER_01:No, because I don't think there's enough crunch.
SPEAKER_02:Well no, I thought that they would be more crunchy. At least the home fries that I like. Yeah, like at a diner or something like that. I guess it depends the the type. It's well done. I gotta ask for well done home fries if it's okay. Alright. Alright. The thing that I learned this week is that uh Australians are awesome. They're very cool. Uh and uh even though they make a shitty product, they're so willing to help. I learned that Road has very good customer service. Yeah. They're an Australian company, and the guy, I mean, I thought I was talking to Robert Irwin. That's how he's so see Robert Irwin is like such a nice, cool guy. That like do you he's um uh Steve Irwin's son. The the stingray, the man.
SPEAKER_01:No, I'm aware. I'm aware. Bindi is his sister, right? Bindo?
SPEAKER_02:Something like that. Something along those lines.
SPEAKER_03:I think it's a super Mario character.
SPEAKER_01:Bindi the Bindi the uh I play as baby Bindo.
SPEAKER_03:Is it actually a there's someone in the little pink girl with dinosaur girl with the big mouth thing?
SPEAKER_02:I don't know. But anyway, I called I called the company and I was like, yeah, it's just I got all these like audio sync issues with with the Rodecaster Pro. And he go, oh no. Oh, that's awful. Oh mate, okay, yeah. Tell me what's tell me what more about this. How can I help? And it was just like it was like he heard every word. He's like, send me these files. I'm gonna look at them myself. Send them to me. You got reach we transfer. I was like, yeah, I do. You go send them. He had to listen to us going.
SPEAKER_01:He listened to us? Yeah. We're big in Australia. Imagine if we pop an Australia. Down on there. Dude, but that's the customer service, like you just said, that makes me not angry. Yes, exactly. I want to keep going. Yeah, I wouldn't I almost wouldn't want to get rid of the connection. Wouldn't want to hang up. Yeah. I'm like, well, I got other problems too. My toilet don't flush the way it should.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. And also his name was Jackson. Which my name is Jack. And immediately when I heard Jackson, I was like, a cooler version of me. Nice. Yeah, Jackson.
SPEAKER_01:Jackson's a big name this these days.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. So that's that's what I I just learned that like Rode has some, and I'm I'm doing this so that they they can send me some the Rodecaster Pro 2.
SPEAKER_01:But anyway, um I bet Jackson wasn't named after the guy from the Titanic.
SPEAKER_02:No, I I wasn't either. I sure I came out before the movie did. Sure you did. I came out 20 days before the movie did.
SPEAKER_01:Suspicious.
SPEAKER_02:Very odd. My mom just loved the trailer.
SPEAKER_01:I like that. That's that guy. I first of all you do a great Australian accent. Nah.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Nah.
SPEAKER_02:I love when the I love the the Australians are just great when they like don't really know what's going on. Oh yeah. Nah. Yeah, that's it. They're always surprised. Yeah, they are. Alright, appreciate. Who wants to go first?
SPEAKER_03:What do I appreciate about you guys? You know what I truly appreciate? So we have a corduroy backdrop that's going up soon. And this guy right here, Jack, not Jackson, grommeted.
SPEAKER_01:I'm sorry, what's the word?
SPEAKER_03:He grommeted. Grommeted the whole thing.
SPEAKER_01:Grommeted.
SPEAKER_03:He grommeted it. There's only six grommets, Andrew. Come on. What does it mean? We went to the store together and he bought a grommeter.
SPEAKER_01:What does a grommet do? A grommet is Isn't that one of those cartoons?
SPEAKER_02:Well, he picked up on our bit. We've been doing that bit. So Wallace and Gromit, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. No, but a grommet.
SPEAKER_01:You guys have been doing that bit?
SPEAKER_03:Well, we were we were shopping for grommets.
SPEAKER_01:Immediately think of Wallace and Gromit.
SPEAKER_03:That was the first thing we said. That was the first thing I said before I even.
SPEAKER_01:That's how you know none of us are original. We all just went to the same Wallace and Gromit.
SPEAKER_02:Now it's not a rivet. Rivet's different.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, so I'm wearing corduroy. You're wearing funny, you come wearing corduroy, but you take it off to record, I noticed.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, I forgot to I forgot to put it back on. It is warm in here. But here's the thing about these jeans that I didn't mention. And here's the thing that I want us to keep in mind for the podcast. Corduroy, yes, is a fabric that we'd like to incorporate, but it's more about corduroy vibes. Yeah, of course. Corduroy's cozy. These are corduroy is full with a fireplace. Brown denim. These have corduroy vibes.
SPEAKER_01:I agree.
SPEAKER_02:You understand? I agree. Okay. Could we go sorry, grommeting.
SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah. Just explain to me what grommeting, because I don't think the audience knows what grommeting is either.
SPEAKER_03:Jack might be able to explain it better than me, but uh it's like a little so it's like on a piece of fabric, like a little metal ring that like goes through it and also secures it.
SPEAKER_02:So it's it's a metal hole. It's a hole with a metal ring around it. Okay. Like shower.
SPEAKER_03:So that way we can hang it.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:He grommeted it.
SPEAKER_01:You you grommeted it yourself. Yeah, we punched a hole in it.
SPEAKER_02:Punched a hole in it. And you put a little ring. And then I put a ring on one side. I saw this. I saw the picture of it. Yeah, and then another ring on the other side. You weren't so you hammer it down and you bend the metal uh so it it secures the fabric.
SPEAKER_01:Interesting. Alright. I thought that's the grommet. I thought it I thought it came grommeted.
SPEAKER_02:Nope. I did it myself. And you know what I'm gonna do next? I don't know, maybe hang it up one of these days? I'm gonna I'm gonna sew a loop onto the bottom so that there's a pocket so it can go over a uh a rod for a backdrop. For another type of backdrop.
SPEAKER_01:That's good to know. So when will we see this whole uh backdrop?
SPEAKER_02:Hopefully soon. I just you know I just gonna go, here? It's gonna it's gonna go, I think, right right there.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, not behind me.
SPEAKER_02:No, you have the pegboard. Yeah, what are we doing with this pegboard? It's there for a decor. We're gonna hang some stuff on it.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. I'd like to peg some stuff on it if we could.
SPEAKER_03:Yup, Brandon.
SPEAKER_01:Oh man. Alright, well that's that's that's great.
SPEAKER_02:Alright, I would like to say that I appreciate I reached out to some of some of our best friends in comedy to submit for Poopy Head of the Week working title. And I would like to appre I appreciate all of them for getting back to me, for being enthusiastic about it, for finding the bit funny. Uh something I don't appreciate is um you know, Ricky Grimes hating the term poopy head of the week, but did he say that? He did not like it, yeah. He called it, he was like, Yeah, it's a pretty awful name.
SPEAKER_01:Alright. Can I change my score on Ricky? Can I change my score on Rick?
SPEAKER_03:Can I change my score on Ricky? Yeah, can I change my score on Ricky? The the numbers are already in, Brennan. I'm telling you! Stinks. I know because it's poopy head.
SPEAKER_01:You asked him, did you ask everybody what they thought about the name?
SPEAKER_02:And Ricky did have a um uh another suggestion. What was it? I'm trying to remember it because it's on my phone and recording with my phone.
SPEAKER_03:And it's so much less romantic. And it's much better.
SPEAKER_02:But it was something along the lines of uh who me, no way. I like that.
SPEAKER_03:That's something. That's something. What are we, Seth Myers? Some late night show.
SPEAKER_02:I can't believe no way.
SPEAKER_01:I can't believe you waited this long in the in the podcast to let me know. Yeah, I almost didn't bring it up. That me and Ricky are sympatico.
SPEAKER_03:It's because we have transparency. Yeah. We fight for what we love, but we're always gonna be honest.
SPEAKER_02:What do you appreciate?
SPEAKER_01:I appreciate, first of all, Andrew, I've been obsessed with this 3D printer that you have.
SPEAKER_03:Oh yeah, 3D printing's cool.
SPEAKER_01:Um, and and I asked if I could make a little something.
SPEAKER_03:It is nice.
SPEAKER_01:There wasn't even a question. They said make well, they made me make a small one. And he's making me pay for it, but like because you have to pay for the rubber um or the plastic. PLA. You have to pay for the you have to pay for the play. Um so um, so yeah, I I appreciate you so quickly setting something up, and it looks like it made a mess over there, and I don't know what that entails, and and I really appreciate you um making that for me, you know, and letting me enjoy watching it because I did enjoy watching this whole 3D printing process. You know, so thank you so much.
SPEAKER_03:You're very welcome.
SPEAKER_01:And Jack, I called you in a panic because I had left my lights on in my car. I go out, I was already running late, and I go out in my car, and I was I usually I sometimes I don't touch my car for weeks on end. But this morning with work, we have this new system, and I was moving my car around, and I I I have uh my lights are like manual, you have to turn it on yourself. But I left them on. I go out, put my press the button to get my car going. Car's dead. Right away. I called Jack. I didn't even bring it to the group text because I figured right away, I was like, well, I guess we can't even record tonight because I know Jack was running behind. We had to get an SD card. Um, and Jack immediately eased my mind saying, Don't worry, we're good. We have time, I'm 15 minutes away. I'll get you, we'll be there, we'll make it happen. And like all the anxiety that I had because I thought I was gonna be the cause of a cancellation, he eased my mind. So I really appreciate you coming. You came up big, you came up big, and then even offers he's got jumper cables, he even offers to jump the car on the way home.
SPEAKER_02:Which we can still do, we can still do it.
SPEAKER_01:It's getting a little late, but you know. Um, so yeah, I just uh once again I appreciate you guys and I appreciate the time we spent together. This is fun. This is very fun. I'm enjoying this. Me too. If anything, I enjoy hanging out with my friends and and and and talking talking nonsense.
SPEAKER_03:Talking nonsense.
SPEAKER_01:Yep.
SPEAKER_02:Alright, metric.
SPEAKER_01:On to the metric, the M of what can we improve?
SPEAKER_02:What can we do? What can we do better?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, this is the one I always forget after one episode.
SPEAKER_03:This is what I think. I think we need to get like corduroy jackets that are sort of synchronized. I think it's big for us. Like I think I think that we should be coming in wearing corduroy. I know it's expensive and that we're on a tight budget. It's worth it.
SPEAKER_01:But it's worth it. I mean, you saved all that money at Mavis.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. You saved all that money at Mavis.
SPEAKER_01:I worked an extra day a week at work. Take that extra money.
SPEAKER_03:I think it's time to corduroy up. I think that the next time that we're here, we should have corduroy everywhere.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. My corduroy pants shrunk and they fit like skinny jeans. That's great. Yeah, that would be easy. I'm giving them away. No, they could be better. They could butt they buttoned, but it was very tight. Maybe I could wear them. Maybe I got a tight waist.
SPEAKER_03:He's got a little teeny tiny waist. What size waist are you?
SPEAKER_02:32. I'm a 30. 30? Who wears a 30? And now these probably should be. What are these Oshkosh Bagosh you got off? I'm 30-30. I'm like a fucking ESPN special.
SPEAKER_01:33?
SPEAKER_02:3030.
SPEAKER_01:3030. Oh, yeah. I'm a 3230. You're taller than me, though. I know. Should I be wearing Should I be getting like a 25?
SPEAKER_02:What length? What length do you get? This is 30. Yeah, me too.
SPEAKER_03:But you're so much taller than me.
SPEAKER_02:But I have probably a large longer torso and shorter legs.
SPEAKER_03:He's got a nice long torso.
SPEAKER_02:You got a little teeny tiny torso. Very long rib cage.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, so it's all in the torso?
SPEAKER_02:Tall in the ribs.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. So you don't got long legs?
SPEAKER_02:No, I don't really have long legs. I think that's proportional.
SPEAKER_01:I know it weren't the long ribs. Yeah, I like those big long ribs. Um so far away from his belly buttons. I love that. So much room. I noticed today as we were walking through Best Buy that he looked tall. Didn't I say you did say, yeah, you said I looked at it?
SPEAKER_03:I thought he grew a few. He's starting to look tall nowadays. Yeah, he is. It's this podcast on blossoming.
SPEAKER_01:He's really blossoming.
SPEAKER_02:Alright. Um for me, I would say that I think what we can do better is um like just not let the light leave the lights on on our car. That would be nice. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I'm very lucky that my car, like when I put the lights on on the inside, I think it has a separate battery that it uses than the rest of it. So I can leave the lights on overnight and it's good. But not my first time I've ever done it. Yeah, not the the car lights though.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, interesting. Inside. Yeah. Huh. Yeah, it was definitely the outer lights. Um, what can we do better? Um I feel like maybe we're going a little long. And so maybe we maybe it's a problem on myself.
SPEAKER_02:No, no, no. I think that we're just we're just getting a lot in so that we have room to edit and we're only gonna put the good stuff in. And this might, you know, maybe this episode ends up being 30 minutes.
SPEAKER_01:I can't imagine. There's so much gold.
SPEAKER_02:I think that this episode was a little bit of like a soft sophomore album uh syndrome. Really? I think this is a good episode. I think this is entertaining, but I think we had a lot more laughs last time. Yeah. You know, so I think serious. Yeah, we're a little too serious. I think it was the headphones. I think that was my part. I didn't like these. Yeah, no, I took I suggested you took them off, take them off when I took them off.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, but no, you didn't give us that option.
SPEAKER_02:I did. I said I took my headphones off.
SPEAKER_03:But then we felt like we were stuck. Next time maybe you could be a little bit clearer. Okay, I have to do it.
SPEAKER_01:No, he's not clear with his words all the time.
SPEAKER_02:No, I'm not. And I'm getting worse with it. I think I've been like being I think I've been home alone too much, where I've stopped really like talking and socializing to people, and I think that muscle is atrophied.
SPEAKER_01:Because sometimes you you think maybe maybe you say something and you think we know what you're talking about, but in reality we don't know. You know, that's why we we were wearing these big dopey headphones.
SPEAKER_02:I like in the car when I was talking about the location of the city. Oh man, he stepped on my joke. Come on, sorry. Ugh I didn't know it was funny. It was so funny. No, no, no, you could do it again because Well, you were you were saying how you know sometimes I talk about things that you don't really know what I'm what I'm talking about. You don't I talk about things and you don't know what I'm talking about. And I was like, yeah, like in the car when I was talking about the location of the clitoris. There, there's my big joke. That's good, I like that's but we're a clean podcast, so you're gonna have to cut that. That's fine. I think that's wholesomely dirty. Yeah. I said the medical term. Here's the thing. It's just like Andrew and I talked about this is that we just don't we just don't want people coming in and thinking that we're like a cum podcast. Which we're not. Yeah. No, we're not. But we can have fun.
SPEAKER_03:We're a fart podcast.
SPEAKER_02:We're a fart pod. Yeah. And we're a poop. We're a poop podcast. Alright. Um, did you give um Yeah, you yeah, you wanted the jackets. Yeah. So we're I think we're good here. I think we are good. All right. I love you guys. Love you guys. Love you guys. Bye.
SPEAKER_01:We're just the coral roy boys.