This 8 year old wants my job!

spend a cozy spa day with us 💆‍♀️💖

in this episode, i sit down with an 8 year old who already knows she wants to be an esthetician… and it honestly melted me 🥹

we talk about:

✨ what she wants to be when she grows up

✨ what it’s like being a kid

✨ movies she loves

✨ and the sweetest little life perspective you didn’t know you needed

this episode feels like a girly sleepover + a little inner child healing moment 🫶

if you’ve ever thought about your dream job growing up… this one’s for you 💕

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:32

Hi everybody, and welcome back to another episode of the Spot A podcast. It has been a minute, but we are back with an amazing guest. This is Natalie. Natalie, how old are you? Eight. She's eight years old. You just had a birthday last month. Oh my gosh. What did you do on your birthday?

SPEAKER_05 0:51

Um, so we um we we went to Atlanta and stuff. And we also, um Did you forget? Um Yeah, I kind of forgot a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

That's okay. It's been a month. I don't even remember what I did yesterday, so it's okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:12

I know we did a lot, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

Well, that's fun. Did you get anything cool for your birthday?

SPEAKER_05 1:16

Um, I got the watch.

SPEAKER_00 1:19

Love that.

SPEAKER_05 1:20

And I got little lemon. And um I got um$50.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

Cha-ching girl! What are you gonna do with that$50?

SPEAKER_05 1:31

I've already bought it. I went to um I went to um TJ Maxx and Ulta. I bought like um a hair perfume and um I bought some clock clips.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

Cool. Oh, you're a girl with taste. Was it what brand was that hair perfume? Was it that kitsch stuff or whatever? I don't know. Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:51

It was like made by Ulta, that's all I could say. Oh, cool. Like Ulta's Ulta brand brand.

SPEAKER_00 1:57

Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I've not seen those. I gotta go check those out. So, Natalie, I have a series of questions that I'm gonna ask you. Okay? Okay, these are very important questions. What's your favorite color? Purple. Purple? Oh my gosh, I love that. What is your favorite thing to do after school?

SPEAKER_05 2:18

Probably like either go chair in my front yard and do pups, or like read a book in hand or like bounce on the trampoline.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

That's fun. Do you like summer the best? Like, what's your favorite season?

SPEAKER_05 2:31

Um, either like um summer or winter, because like in winter you get to play in the snow and it's super fun. And like in the summer you just go swimming in a swimming pool. Yeah. And ship fiber.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Yes. Oh my gosh. Do you like the 4th of July? I love the 4th of July. I always like to eat a hot dog on the 4th of July. It's good. Um, okay.

SPEAKER_05 2:53

You know, 4th of July, it's another I like to get like Shirley Temples or something like that.

SPEAKER_00 2:58

Shirley Temples, oh my gosh, those are so good. The they are really good. So, what is your favorite food?

SPEAKER_05 3:07

Um, I don't know. I really like to um like I definitely don't want to like potatoes and stuff. Oh, yeah. I like um chicken nuggets or like grilled chicken. I like kind of like all kinds of stuff.

SPEAKER_00 3:27

Me too.

SPEAKER_05 3:28

It's hard to pick in a like my favorite.

SPEAKER_00 3:31

Yeah. Yeah. I always say that my favorite food is a potato because you can have it, you can have french fries, a baked potato, mashed potato.

SPEAKER_05 3:38

You can like all have all kinds of stuff when you have a potato.

SPEAKER_00 3:42

Yeah, it's good. I love potatoes. So, um, little note about Natalie, she loves esthetician things. And she wants to be an esthetician someday, right?

SPEAKER_05 3:54

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 3:55

What's your like your absolute dream job if you could do anything?

SPEAKER_05 3:58

I either wanna um work with you or um I definitely know I wanna like work ass ball or something like that. And then if I don't get to work as a spa, I'd either be a nurse.

SPEAKER_00 4:11

A nurse.

SPEAKER_05 4:12

If I'm not a nurse, yeah, I'll definitely do a spa.

SPEAKER_00 4:14

You know you could do both. You could be an aesthetic nurse.

SPEAKER_05 4:17

Oh yeah. Yeah. Even when we're talking about that.

SPEAKER_00 4:20

Yeah, that would be really cool. So, um, let's refer to my list. Let's see. If you had a spa, your own spa, and you didn't work for me one day, what would your spa be called? Um, it would be the um Natalie's Day spa. What do you think? Something. I don't know. I feel like if I had another spa and I redid everything, I would do like a princess thing.

SPEAKER_05 4:51

I would do um the Nat the Natty Special Spa.

SPEAKER_00 4:55

Natty Special Spa? That's cute. I love that. How would you decorate it on the inside?

SPEAKER_05 5:01

Um, it would be like super cute. There would be like lots of cute little like decorations and stuff. And um I would like have little like LED lights in there.

SPEAKER_00 5:13

Ooh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:14

And um like I'd be like put a little smelly thing in the room, like maybe like that. It smelled like flowers. And like I'd put like little cute mirrors everywhere, like that one over the room.

SPEAKER_00 5:33

Oh a squiggle mirror? Yeah, like something. So I love the idea of like one day if you did work with me, you could have your own little room, and your room could be purple, and my room could be pink. Wouldn't that be so cute?

unknown 5:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:46

Because isn't purple like your f you said you were your face.

SPEAKER_05 5:52

Like mixed up purple and pink.

SPEAKER_00 5:54

That would be so cute.

SPEAKER_05 5:55

Like it can be like tie-dye purple and pink. And then our name would be in the middle.

SPEAKER_00 6:01

Yeah, that would be so cute. Maybe I'll have to make AI make that for us. Yeah. That would be so fun. So, like, when you do facials, because I know your mom told me that you do facials and stuff on her at home. What's your favorite thing to do? Like, which part's your favorite?

SPEAKER_05 6:16

Um, so sometimes for some reason I like to get in like to the food and make like loaves and it's so awkward. Like, I'd be there like if you came in there, I'd be like in there pouring flour. Oh my gosh, that's because I'd like having my skincare idea with like the other thing of flour, and I'd just be like pouring it in together.

SPEAKER_00 6:38

That's funny. Do you make like jelly masks with the flour? Is that what you do? That's so cool. So, what kind of things do you make with the food? Like, what kind of products do you like to do?

SPEAKER_05 6:49

I like to make oils and lotions. Fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:54

Oh my gosh. Have you ever used chocolate to do any of those things? No. You should try that because you know you can actually put chocolate on your face.

SPEAKER_05 7:01

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:02

In aloe. You know, I guess you could probably put anything.

SPEAKER_05 7:06

I feel like chocolate would be bad for your face.

SPEAKER_00 7:09

If you well, you know what, you're probably right. There are some chocolates that may not be great for your face, but you know, I have like chocolate masks and stuff. There's properties like in chocolate that's good for your skin. Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_05 7:22

That's so crazy.

SPEAKER_00 7:24

Probably not like Hershey's chocolate, though. Probably wouldn't be good to do that.

SPEAKER_05 7:27

Oh yeah, Hershey's chocolate is not good.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

No. Have you seen all those videos of the the chocolate bending like this? Have you seen those? No?

SPEAKER_05 7:38

I I don't know. I may have, I may have it.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

Yeah, there was like some guy, apparently the man.

SPEAKER_05 7:46

My mom said, like, I feel like like one time my mom said like her cheese like stopped using like real chocolate.

SPEAKER_00 7:54

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:55

And they're like starting to make fake chocolate.

SPEAKER_00 7:58

Mm-hmm. Yeah. And that's why it's bending like that. Cause you know when chocolate melts, it kind of just like melts in your hands. But the chocolate bars were melting and they were bending like like slime or something. Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_05 8:11

That's so crazy. It's kind of disgusting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:13

Cause like what's in it, you know?

SPEAKER_05 8:15

Yeah, like there can be anything in it.

SPEAKER_00 8:17

Yeah, really. It's crazy. So you told me before. Oh yeah, go for it. I'm gonna get a specific of mine. Let me open it.

SPEAKER_05 8:29

You haven't opened yours yet?

SPEAKER_00 8:31

No, I haven't. Mmm. This is my favorite flavor. I like this one.

SPEAKER_05 8:38

Or either like the um I it's either strawberry or raspberry like lemon raspberry.

SPEAKER_00 8:44

Oh, strawberry lemon?

SPEAKER_05 8:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:46

Yeah, that one's good too.

SPEAKER_05 8:47

I'm pretty sure it's that one.

SPEAKER_04 8:50

Yeah, that one's good.

SPEAKER_00 8:53

So, you told me before we started filming that your celebrity crush is Austin Butler. He is so cute. When I was your age, I think my celebrity crush was Zach Efron.

SPEAKER_05 9:07

Who's that?

SPEAKER_00 9:08

You don't know who Zach Efron is? Have you ever seen High School Musical?

SPEAKER_05 9:12

No.

SPEAKER_00 9:13

You've never watched High School Musical? No. We're gonna have a talk with your mom after this. Let me show you him. He is so cute. He's not he's not my main celebrity crush anymore, but I used to love him.

SPEAKER_05 9:28

Or either one of my other celebrity crushes, either Harry Styles.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

You like Harry Styles too? Oh my gosh. You have not showed this sweet, beautiful child high school musical.

unknown 9:41

No.

SPEAKER_00 9:42

Amber! I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 9:44

I said sorry.

SPEAKER_00 9:46

I told her I was like when I was your age, I love Zach Ephron, and she was like, Who's that?

SPEAKER_02 9:50

Oh, that's a shame, Natalie. I know what we're doing next. What are your thoughts? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 9:57

You don't think he's cute? I don't. I think he's handsome. Oh gosh. So what is your do you love Elvis now because of the Elvis movie? Like, do you love Elvis? Yeah. What's your favorite Elvis song? Do you have one?

SPEAKER_05 10:13

I don't know. I don't even know any of them.

SPEAKER_00 10:16

Actually, I like Suspicious Minds. That's a good one. It's um what's what's it how's it go? I don't know. Come on together. We're suspicious minds. We're suspicious minds. You know that one? No. That's a good one. You know the Hound Dog song? Everybody knows that one.

SPEAKER_05 10:40

Oh yeah, I know that one.

SPEAKER_00 10:42

Yeah, that's a classic. Okay. So this is a weird question, but it's one of my favorite things to ask. What is your favorite smell? Um my favorite smell? One of my favorite smells, weird smells. I like the smell of gasoline. Isn't that weird? Isn't it like so oddly good?

SPEAKER_05 11:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:05

It's like awkward. But like I like the smell of gas for some reason. Yeah, isn't that weird? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:11

Kind of like Sharpies. I love the smell of Sharpie's polish. Yes. Oh my gosh. You know what I love? I love walking by the nail salon in the mall and like taking a big old whiff. The nail polish. It does smell good. It does smell good. Do you like the smell of like freshly baked cookies? Doesn't that smell good?

SPEAKER_05 11:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:30

Yeah, I love that too.

SPEAKER_05 11:32

Like the smell of the inside of books.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

Oh, me too. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 11:37

They like smell so fresh for some reason. Yes, they do. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_00 11:41

Oh my gosh. Yes, girl, I get it. I loved going to the book fair in school and like smelling the new books.

SPEAKER_05 11:48

I said to my friend Ely, and like, hey, yours smells inside of it. It smells good. Like, either those things smell disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 11:56

I understand you. I think they smell so good. I also love the smell of like pine trees. I think out of all the tree smells, that one's my favorite. It's a pine tree.

SPEAKER_05 12:07

I never smelled that ever before.

SPEAKER_00 12:09

Kind of smells like a Christmas tree.

SPEAKER_05 12:11

Yeah. Wait. Oh yeah, I have smelled that before.

SPEAKER_00 12:14

Do you like that smell too? Yeah, it smells good. What's your favorite holiday? Do you like Christmas?

SPEAKER_05 12:20

Yeah, probably that one.

SPEAKER_00 12:22

My favorite's Halloween. Yeah, that one's fun. But I also like New Year's. New Year's is fun. Okay. Let's see. So are you more of an inside girl or an outdoorsy kind of girl?

SPEAKER_05 12:38

I don't know. I really like to be in the side a lot and stuff. I like to do like crafts and all that kind of stuff. But when I'm outside, I like to like garden and I like to jump on the tremble and run my um electric scooter.

SPEAKER_00 12:53

Fun.

SPEAKER_05 12:54

And um like flip around the yard. I like to stunt with Georgia.

SPEAKER_00 13:00

Fun. You stunt with Georgia. What kind of things do you like stunt? Like what kind of I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 13:06

You don't know?

SPEAKER_00 13:06

You just kinda throw her around.

SPEAKER_05 13:08

Yeah, we just do nonsense. Fun. Like I like grab a friend and why just throw her up, but kinda like she like suddenly she jumps in like that, and then I hold her and then like things later, like on the trampoline. Sometimes I say like backflip. And she just backflips off of it.

SPEAKER_00 13:27

Cool! That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 13:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:30

Are you teaching her all your moves?

SPEAKER_05 13:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:33

I love that. So you have a little sister and a little brother.

SPEAKER_05 13:36

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 13:37

Do they ever get on your nerves?

SPEAKER_05 13:39

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:40

Yeah. They're crazy.

SPEAKER_05 13:45

And they break like everything I have.

SPEAKER_00 13:48

They do do that, don't they? Little siblings do that. Why do they do that?

SPEAKER_05 13:53

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 13:55

Yeah. Being an oldest daughter is hard.

SPEAKER_05 13:59

Like they broke my Barbie and like a few years later, like we go through our toys. I see a Barbie that was like no head, no legs, or like anything like that. Oh my gosh. She just has arms sticking out like that.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

Oh no!

SPEAKER_05 14:14

It's so crazy.

SPEAKER_00 14:16

When I was a little girl, my brother used to cut my Barbie's hair.

SPEAKER_05 14:19

Oh, Jordan does that. Oh. She did it to our American girl dolls and Barbies.

SPEAKER_00 14:25

Oh my gosh, the American Girl Doll. No!

unknown 14:29

Uh.

SPEAKER_05 14:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:30

They look so ratty, like for us having a bad hair day, it's fine. So, what is your favorite part about being a kid?

SPEAKER_05 14:41

Um, probably just like, um no.

SPEAKER_00 14:49

Yeah. I think being a kid is so fun because everything is so magical.

SPEAKER_05 14:55

And you and like when you're growing up, you're always get you always have to be so grumpy and putting up everything.

SPEAKER_00 15:02

Yeah. That is true. I mean, when you're an adult you have bills and you have to pay taxes.

SPEAKER_05 15:10

Yeah, I would hate that.

SPEAKER_00 15:11

Yeah, it's awful. I don't recommend it.

SPEAKER_05 15:15

I hate taxes because like like you have money and then like taxes before you like I had$12 from the two fair and then I was going to buy a swell thing. I could have had like three more dollars. Uh-huh. Because it was like nine dollars, and then like 10 years later, all my money was gone.

SPEAKER_00 15:34

I'm like, no.

SPEAKER_05 15:37

I was about to go spend that money on making candy over there.

SPEAKER_00 15:40

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_05 15:41

I got so mad. I was like, can't buy that.

SPEAKER_00 15:44

Ugh I hate that. So how many teeth have you lost?

SPEAKER_05 15:49

Um, four, except that one won't grow in.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

Oh, it won't grow in? Uh-huh. Interesting.

SPEAKER_05 15:55

Like there for like, I don't know, two months.

SPEAKER_00 15:59

Okay. Well, you got time.

SPEAKER_05 16:00

I don't want to.

SPEAKER_00 16:02

Do you how so when the tooth fairy comes and visits you, how much money do they bring you? Or does she bring you?

SPEAKER_05 16:07

Um, so the most money she's brought me is like 14. Um, is$15.

SPEAKER_00 16:13

Dang girl. Man, inflation hasn't hit the the tooth fairy. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 16:19

I feel like one of my friends one time they were lying. Her name's and like she said, went down the tooth fairy and brought me$80. I'm like, bro, she did not bring you eighty dollars.

SPEAKER_00 16:31

You know what? I think she is lying. Or maybe she's not. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 16:37

Bro, like who in the world bro has brought m who like who in the world in the in this earth has got eighty dollars from the tooth fairy?

SPEAKER_00 16:46

I never got that much from the tooth fairy.

SPEAKER_05 16:49

Never me. I don't know. The much money I was heard of like a kid that boxer would probably tell the fruit. And she said, um, that like I got twenty dollars. I'm like, that maybe be true. I don't know. Maybe but I definitely know the eighty dollars aren't true.

SPEAKER_00 17:06

Yeah, I don't know about that. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 17:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:11

I think the tooth fairy used to give me like five dollars. Yeah, I got gypped.

SPEAKER_05 17:17

The tooth fairy always brings me that.

SPEAKER_00 17:20

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 17:21

Yeah, I got like two fives and then like I love these two. And like, so this one was the first day and then that one was the second day. So I got um I got two fives from that one, and then I got one from from that one. So altogether I got$15.

SPEAKER_00 17:41

Well, that's that's still good, girl. That's good.

SPEAKER_05 17:43

No, I was spending down these one. I only got five.

SPEAKER_00 17:45

So what did you buy with your Tooth Fairy Money?

SPEAKER_05 17:48

Um, I bought like I brought I bought this like um face mask set. It was so awkward.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

It was?

SPEAKER_05 17:56

Yeah, there was like this jelly and it felt awkward. I don't know how to add it. It felt like it was like goopy. It kind of felt like like someone was pouring peanut butter on your face.

SPEAKER_00 18:13

Ooh.

SPEAKER_05 18:16

Yeah, there was this like this cream mess, and that was the one that felt like someone was like pouring peanut butter on your face. I feel like my favorite one had to be the black ones, because basically you like peeled it off.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

Yeah. Nice.

SPEAKER_05 18:30

But I did not like the other ones.

SPEAKER_00 18:32

Peanut butter.

SPEAKER_05 18:33

Peanut butter. It felt a little good when it was like a little bit more dry.

SPEAKER_00 18:38

Yeah. Did it like dry and get hard where it was like it felt like um tight on your face, or did it just stay thick?

SPEAKER_05 18:46

Uh like it got it kind of started feeling like that a little bit. And then yeah, it like felt like it was ready to be like taken off. And like that one, it didn't peel, you had to like wipe the rest of the rack.

SPEAKER_00 19:03

Right. Gotcha. Yeah. So what is your all-time favorite movie?

SPEAKER_05 19:11

Um, I don't know. Honestly. I definitely know when I was like when I was saying like that. What? What? I said when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_03 19:30

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

You're silly.

SPEAKER_02 19:40

Um when I was a kid, like one year ago.

SPEAKER_05 19:48

So I like from like at least one to like three. I definitely know I really liked Elsa, but I don't know. I don't know what my favorite movie is, to be honest.

SPEAKER_00 20:02

Yeah, that's a hard question. There's a lot of good movies. Yeah. Do you like Disney movies?

SPEAKER_05 20:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:09

Yeah. Who's your favorite Disney princess? Um Well you look you like Elsa, but she's technically a queen.

SPEAKER_05 20:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:18

Um, probably either like Cinderella.

SPEAKER_00 20:21

Mm, yeah. Yeah. Because of the blonde hair.

SPEAKER_05 20:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:24

Yeah. I like Cinderella too.

SPEAKER_05 20:27

I like she almost kind of looks like me a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 20:29

Yeah, you do look like Cinderella. I always liked uh Belle. And then the older I got, I liked Ariel. And now I think my favorite Disney princess is Moana? I like Moana. She's not my favorite. I honestly I think my favorite would still be Ariel, but I do like Ariel for Sai there.

SPEAKER_05 20:50

That me actually would be one of my favorite princesses. Yeah, I love her.

SPEAKER_00 20:56

Yeah, she's got really good music in her movie. Really good. And then um I like Tinkerbell too, but she's not really a princess.

SPEAKER_05 21:05

Yeah, she's not really a princess.

SPEAKER_00 21:07

Yeah. Have you seen the Tinkerbell movies?

SPEAKER_05 21:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

Yeah. Do you know um what's that one girl? Ugh. What's her name? She's got the dark hair.

SPEAKER_05 21:18

The frog one.

SPEAKER_00 21:19

The frog?

SPEAKER_05 21:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:21

No, she does the she's like the wind one. Do you know what I'm talking about? Um Videa. Her name's Videa. Do you know her?

SPEAKER_05 21:29

Who in the world is Videa?

SPEAKER_00 21:31

Oh, have you not seen the Tinkerbell movies? She's the she's the one that's like the villain.

SPEAKER_05 21:35

Oh yeah, I know that.

SPEAKER_00 21:36

I like her. She's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_05 21:39

Who in the world is Vydia?

SPEAKER_00 21:42

Um, she's she wears like purple and she has long hair.

SPEAKER_05 21:46

That's mean.

SPEAKER_00 21:47

Yeah. So back to being an esthetician. If you could have like any facial or do any facial and it was themed, what themed facial would you want to do?

SPEAKER_05 21:59

Um I feel like I'd like um either do I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 22:09

If I had a Barbie one. A barbie oo that would be cute.

SPEAKER_05 22:12

I'd be like I would do a like a pink face mask with like purple and silver sparkles in it.

SPEAKER_00 22:20

Ooh. Yeah. That'd be pretty cool.

SPEAKER_05 22:23

Or either like purple. Wait, no. A pink face mask with um blue and silver. Or like blue and gold.

SPEAKER_00 22:34

And you could put Barbie stickers on the face mask.

SPEAKER_05 22:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:37

That'd be cute. I like that idea. I always thought it'd be fun to do a Shrek one. I love Shrek.

SPEAKER_05 22:45

We were watching that like one to two days ago.

SPEAKER_00 22:49

Yeah. Have you seen all of them or just the first one?

SPEAKER_05 22:52

Wait, have we seen all of them? Just the first one. I just started the first one.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

So Shrek 2 is my all-time favorite movie.

SPEAKER_05 23:00

No, we have watched Shrek 2 with At Nana's.

SPEAKER_00 23:03

Oh, okay. Shrek 2 is my favorite movie. That's the one with the fairy godmother. Yeah, I love that one. That's my favorite movie. I love Shrek. And the third one's okay. It's kind of sad though. I won't elaborate on it. There's like four. And there's gonna be a fifth one. They're coming out with another one. Did you see that they changed the way that Shrek looked? I think they're gonna redo it because everybody got mad.

SPEAKER_05 23:30

Wait, why do people get mad about Shrek? He looked weird.

SPEAKER_00 23:33

Yeah, they changed the way he looked. He looks funny.

SPEAKER_05 23:36

Wait, what does he look like?

SPEAKER_00 23:38

Well, you know what he looks like regularly, right?

SPEAKER_05 23:40

Yeah, I know what he looks like.

SPEAKER_00 23:41

OG Shrek. Let's see.

SPEAKER_05 23:46

So there's an ugly thing?

SPEAKER_00 23:48

Yeah. Well, I guess.

SPEAKER_05 23:50

He looks like a weirdo?

SPEAKER_00 23:51

Yeah, he like looks funny.

SPEAKER_05 23:52

A weirdo shake.

SPEAKER_00 23:54

So here's a side-by-side. Isn't that weird?

SPEAKER_05 23:59

Oh, that looks so scary.

SPEAKER_00 24:04

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 24:06

Wait, which one's a normal one?

SPEAKER_00 24:09

This is normal Shrek. Why does it look so weird? Because he's an ogre. He looks funny. And then that's the the the new one.

SPEAKER_05 24:18

That one looks better. That one looks so much more better.

SPEAKER_00 24:21

The new one? Yes. It's a sign of the times.

SPEAKER_05 24:28

The other one looks so looks like a vampire. What? It's either orange. Yeah, he does look so he's gonna get you.

SPEAKER_00 24:37

He is gonna get ya. Yeah. That's crazy. Alright. Tell me a story. Um what did you do at school today?

SPEAKER_05 24:51

Um, so today at school we like did this game. I had no idea how to play it. It's so awkward how you do it. And like there's these numbers and they go all up in a different whole number. Like A would be put as twelve and like twelve would be put as four.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

Huh?

SPEAKER_05 25:10

And I was like, I have no idea how to do this.

SPEAKER_00 25:14

You lost me at numbers, girl. I don't do numbers.

SPEAKER_05 25:16

And then you gotta like flip it over and see if you got the pattern.

SPEAKER_00 25:20

Oh, okay. So it's like a pattern thing.

SPEAKER_05 25:23

It's called versatiles.

SPEAKER_00 25:25

Oh! Okay, wait. I don't think I've played it before, but I think I know about it. Cool.

SPEAKER_05 25:30

And it comes with these like books.

SPEAKER_00 25:33

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 25:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:35

Fun. So what's your favorite subject in school?

SPEAKER_05 25:38

Um, probably reading.

SPEAKER_00 25:40

Same. Yeah. Do you like math?

SPEAKER_05 25:43

Not as much. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:45

I never really liked math.

SPEAKER_05 25:47

I do not like math that much.

SPEAKER_00 25:49

I wasn't good at it. I just no. Numbers did not do anything in my brain but sit there. Yeah. Do you have like what do they still call recess recess or do they call it something else? Like when you go outside, do they call that outside time?

SPEAKER_05 26:04

We just call it they just call it recess.

SPEAKER_00 26:07

Okay. Because I saw this TikTok of this girl who was saying that they don't call it recess at their school anymore. They called it like it's like outdoor play or something.

SPEAKER_05 26:18

That sounds so lame.

SPEAKER_00 26:20

Yeah. Who wants to who wants to go to outdoor play?

SPEAKER_05 26:22

Like outdoor play.

SPEAKER_00 26:24

Yeah, that doesn't get me excited. Oh gosh. So you're a cheerleader. You're a really good cheerleader. So are you on a team right now? Nope. You're not?

SPEAKER_05 26:38

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_00 26:38

Okay. Do you want to be on a team?

SPEAKER_05 26:41

Yeah. Yeah? Okay.

SPEAKER_00 26:43

What do you want your team to be? Like if you could pick your team name, what do you think it'd be?

SPEAKER_05 26:48

Um, so I definitely know our team is based off of like sharks and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 26:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 26:55

So I'd probably like I'd probably stick with the level 13 because I really like that one. It's called hammerhead sharks and it's like bright pink.

unknown 27:04

Ooh.

SPEAKER_05 27:05

And the bows are super pink and like dying. Cute. There's a lot there's kind of like lots of diamonds on it. And stuff. I think that's what it looks like. Yeah, I'm sure that's what it may look like.

SPEAKER_00 27:17

Fine. Cute. Yeah. I love that. Hammerhead sharks. That's cool. Oh, what should we talk about? Amber, you got any suggestions? Oh, I would love to know your thoughts about Twilight. You know? Twilight? Okay, what's your thoughts? Give it to me.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

We watch them all.

SPEAKER_00 27:41

Okay. What do you think? I don't know. You don't know? I don't know. Did you like it?

SPEAKER_05 27:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

Okay. What which one was your favorite one?

SPEAKER_05 27:50

Um, yeah. I think, um, probably the first one.

SPEAKER_00 27:56

Yeah. OG. Alright. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_05 28:00

Um because the first one always kicks off to the good start.

SPEAKER_00 28:04

Yeah. That's true. That is true. Sets up everything. Um, are you Team Jacob or are you Team Edward?

SPEAKER_05 28:11

Edward.

SPEAKER_00 28:12

Me too! That's a good kind of girl to be. Thank goodness. Oh gosh, he is so cute. Do you like Robert Pattinson? Do you think he's cute? Who's Edward? Edward.

SPEAKER_05 28:23

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 28:24

He's cute, right?

SPEAKER_05 28:25

Not as much.

SPEAKER_00 28:26

You don't think he's cute?

SPEAKER_05 28:28

Oh no. He just looks like a vampire.

SPEAKER_00 28:32

Yeah, he does. He does look like a vampire. Well, that is what his real face You want to see what he looks like now? Because that was a long time ago. Have you seen him recently? He is probably 63. No, he's probably like late 30s. Yeah, he's 39. Uh this is him now.

SPEAKER_05 28:57

That looks so awkward. He's like, I'll get you.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

I think he's still a handsome fella. Oh my. He mmm. Yeah, he is. Not your type.

SPEAKER_05 29:15

He looks so awkward. His nose are as quick as like.

SPEAKER_00 29:18

Yeah, that might just be the picture, actually. That's probably not the best picture of him, but he has a baby now. Oh, there he is, his Edward. So cute.

SPEAKER_05 29:28

Oh. Okay. He looks so mad in that picture. He looks miserable. As a piece of a turd.

SPEAKER_00 29:39

He does look miserable. And you know what? I think he is miserable.

SPEAKER_05 29:43

Yeah, because he looks miserable.

SPEAKER_00 29:45

Ugh, yeah. I love Twilight. I think my favorite one is either. Well, I love Breaking Dawn Part 1. Because of the wedding and everything.

SPEAKER_05 29:55

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:56

When she gets married. The end of that one's not good when she has the baby. I don't like that part.

SPEAKER_02 30:10

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:12

I forgot what that part looks like.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

When she closes her eyes and she's like.

SPEAKER_05 30:16

Oh yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_00 30:18

Yeah. Do it. No. Come on, I'll do it. Oh my gosh. Yeah, that was dramatic for no reason when they did that. Oh gosh. Do you know how me and your mom met? Do you know that we went to school together? Yeah. Yeah. And you know I was there the day that that you were born? I was at her house? Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? I've always been there. Lurking in your shower. Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_02 31:00

Do you know where we were eating, Natalie? Do you know what I was eating? When my water broke with you.

SPEAKER_05 31:10

Oh yeah, I was about to say that.

SPEAKER_02 31:12

I had a fresh day.

SPEAKER_00 31:13

He told me that all last night. Is that when your water broke?

SPEAKER_02 31:18

It was like right when we got home. We went over we went to eat and I was like, oh girl, I don't feel so good.

SPEAKER_00 31:25

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 31:25

I mean what? You're gonna interrupt. Oh sorry. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

Alright. What should we talk about? What do you think?

SPEAKER_05 31:35

Um I don't know. Um, we could talk about I don't I have no idea.

SPEAKER_00 31:50

You could be me, and I could we could switch places and you could ask me questions. You could be an interviewer. Okay. Do you want to do that? Okay. Okay, play Morgan. Yeah, I'll I'll be you and you be me.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 32:09

Okay, stop. Okay. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 32:18

Oh, do you want me to show you where Arnie is? Well, that was another guess. Do you want me to find yours for you? It's in there somewhere. Natalie, I feel violent.

SPEAKER_05 32:29

What's WAP? What's WH? What does WHOP mean? WPP.

SPEAKER_00 32:39

Read the sentence.

unknown 32:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 32:42

How you got started? What's a small wedding detail that means?

SPEAKER_00 32:49

WPP is wedding party packet. That's my friend's business.

unknown 32:53

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 32:54

Another podcast guest. It's in the back.

SPEAKER_05 33:03

You can use mash.

SPEAKER_00 33:05

Have you played MASH before? Have you ever played it? It's a game.

SPEAKER_05 33:09

No.

SPEAKER_00 33:10

We're gonna teach you to play MASH today.

SPEAKER_05 33:12

Kids. Hey, you've had kids here before?

SPEAKER_00 33:19

No.

SPEAKER_05 33:21

I do have.

SPEAKER_00 33:22

Well, that's the I'll teach you how to play. So so look. Kids. Yeah, that's how many kids that I'm gonna have, it says. It's a game. Do we teach you how to play it right now? You're no better.

SPEAKER_05 33:32

You're the only kid that's ever been here, I promise. No, you're no, it's not because I've seen a kid on your on your Instagram.

SPEAKER_00 33:41

I have, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 33:42

And she always falls asleep.

SPEAKER_00 33:43

Oh here you go. Here, do this first.

SPEAKER_05 33:45

And that kid always falls asleep.

SPEAKER_00 33:46

Yeah, Ellie. She's cute. She's little, she's smaller than you are.

SPEAKER_05 33:51

Yeah, I guess I bet I bet she's five.

SPEAKER_00 33:55

Yeah, I think she just turned six. Oh. So yeah, she she was fine. Alright, be me.

SPEAKER_05 34:00

Okay, nah. Okay, Morgan podcast. What's your favorite color?

SPEAKER_00 34:08

Pink and lime green. I love green.

SPEAKER_05 34:14

Okay. Otherwise, what's your favorite thing to do after school?

SPEAKER_00 34:23

When I went to school, my favorite thing to do when I came home was take a nap.

unknown 34:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 34:30

Or go to dance.

SPEAKER_05 34:31

What's your dream job?

SPEAKER_00 34:34

Ooh.

SPEAKER_05 34:35

It can't be here.

SPEAKER_00 34:36

Okay, it can't be here. Well, I would say my dream job would be a hairstyle girl. I can't do hair. My dream job would be a reality TV producer. I would love to do that. Or a detective. I'd love to be a detective. Or like in the FBIs.

SPEAKER_05 34:57

Wait, isn't that like a spy? Kind of, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:02

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:04

Um, what's your favorite food? Oh yeah, you say potatoes.

SPEAKER_00 35:08

Potato, but I also really like pasta.

SPEAKER_05 35:11

Okay. What would your spa be called Okay, we can sit that problem. What's your favorite part of a face of facials?

SPEAKER_00 35:26

Um, scalp massage. I love the scalp massage.

SPEAKER_05 35:31

I'm gonna do face massage with me. Okay. If you could do any what's this thing?

SPEAKER_00 35:42

I don't know. I kind of just scribbled on that. Huh?

SPEAKER_05 35:46

That's what it looks like. Think facial. Oh, a theme facial. It doesn't sing that. It says it looks like theme faticid.

SPEAKER_00 35:56

Alright, that's a read.

SPEAKER_05 35:59

Um it looks like you wrote thing fatikid.

SPEAKER_00 36:03

I don't write very much anymore. My handwriting got bad. That's what happens when you don't write a lot. Your handwriting gets bad.

SPEAKER_05 36:09

My handwriting is good.

SPEAKER_00 36:10

I bet it it's probably better than that.

SPEAKER_05 36:14

Um okay, otherwise we'll skip that fat kid one.

SPEAKER_00 36:19

Okay, what's next?

SPEAKER_05 36:20

Um, who is your celebrity crush? Talk about movies.

SPEAKER_00 36:26

Okay. My favorite celebrity crush or my well, I have many celebrity crushes. But my big three. What?

SPEAKER_05 36:35

I don't know. Singers.

SPEAKER_00 36:36

Singers? Oh yeah, you like Harry Styles. I think Or Vincent Boone. You think he's cute? Like Vincent Boone? Yeah, yeah. Aw, he is cute. Yeah, he's cute. I like Jacob Alordi. Do you know who that is? Jacob Alordi.

SPEAKER_05 36:53

I've never heard of that guy in my life.

SPEAKER_00 36:56

He's very handsome. And I also like, yeah. Did you watch Wuthering Heights? Literally choking. Um, and then um, and oh, Adam Driver. I love Adam Driver. He's in Star Wars. He's cute.

SPEAKER_05 37:18

I have never watched Star Wars ever.

SPEAKER_00 37:21

You gotta watch it for Adam Driver. He's handsome. And then Austin Butler is probably in my top three. He's a good one.

SPEAKER_05 37:31

The accent sign.

SPEAKER_00 37:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 37:34

The cameraman.

SPEAKER_00 37:36

He's the cameraman today. I wish he was the cameraman. Oh my gosh. I wouldn't be able I wouldn't know what to say if he was the cameraman. If he was back there, I'd just be looking at him the whole time.

SPEAKER_05 37:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:47

That'd be crazy.

SPEAKER_05 37:47

I'd be like I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 37:52

Yeah. Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_05 37:54

Did you set the scaregato?

SPEAKER_00 37:57

Yeah, literally, I wouldn't know what to say. Oh, oh my gosh. That'd be crazy. Anyway, what's next?

SPEAKER_05 38:06

Um you have any any favorite smells? You said um the gas and you said um pine trees? Yeah, pine trees and nail polish mall.

SPEAKER_00 38:25

In the mall specifically. True.

SPEAKER_05 38:31

Um in the world. Call the inside girl or outdoor girl.

SPEAKER_00 38:42

Oh. Um, I think it depends on the day. But uh yeah, I like to be inside where it's, you know, controlled temperature. I like to drink coffee a lot.

SPEAKER_05 38:54

You do? I do like if it's like ring now. I like to drink coffee from so much or something.

SPEAKER_00 39:00

What's your what's your coffee order?

SPEAKER_05 39:01

Um, I so I either like to get a dragon ink, a pink drink, and if I can't get that, I don't know. I guess I'll do a chocolate cake pop. My other sister my uh my brother and sister always get the frog cake pop, but that's not what I'm getting because cake pops are not my favorite thing. Because I don't like the much you dough in them.

SPEAKER_00 39:23

You don't? Oh, I love that. I love that.

SPEAKER_05 39:25

I like the chocolate cake pop. Is it like it's like more cooked? It's like a brownie. It said like a better brownie.

SPEAKER_00 39:34

Mmm. Yummy. I love a pink drink. They're so good.

SPEAKER_05 39:39

These things jiggle. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 39:43

There's a zipper on there. That's why it's making that noise.

SPEAKER_05 39:47

I was like, there's a bell on this.

SPEAKER_00 39:49

It's your little cat bell. Ding a ling a ling.

SPEAKER_05 39:54

Ew, so it's like a sweepy bag and kidnap it.

SPEAKER_00 39:56

You put it, it's like it goes into a pillow. You can like fold it up into a pillow.

SPEAKER_01 40:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 40:07

Wait, what? We were gonna talk about you mean to teach you how to play mash now?

SPEAKER_02 40:10

Oh yeah. Let me teach you.

SPEAKER_00 40:12

I think there's a pen right there, Amber. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

Oh yeah. Ask the most juicy questions you can think of.

SPEAKER_00 40:20

Yeah, anything you want to ask me, I'll answer it right now.

SPEAKER_02 40:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 40:25

Um did you ever kiss someone in in high school?

SPEAKER_00 40:33

I did. I did. Guess what? I kissed more than one person in high school. Isn't that crazy? Anything else?

SPEAKER_05 40:46

Um had you ever not brushed your teeth?

SPEAKER_00 40:56

Probably. Probably when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_04 41:00

Um maybe found a friend.

SPEAKER_02 41:17

What do you really want to know about?

SPEAKER_00 41:20

I'll tell you anything.

SPEAKER_05 41:25

Did you have a boyfriend in elementary school?

SPEAKER_00 41:29

I didn't have a boyfriend. I had some people that I liked. But I didn't have a boyfriend.

SPEAKER_03 41:40

You do. Oh, I think I know. It's like what what does that guy say? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 41:58

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 42:00

Um Loosen up, girl. Just the tea.

SPEAKER_00 42:04

What's the tea? What's going on?

SPEAKER_02 42:06

Loose it out, girl. Get juicy with it.

SPEAKER_05 42:09

So there's this boy in my class name in a few days. My teacher, my teacher called him a buzzhead. A buzzhead? Buzzhead. What does that mean? A buzzhead? A buzzhead. What do they do? Someone that looks like the buzz from Toy String. Oh, that big buzzy head. A big buzzy head? Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 42:39

Um What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

SPEAKER_05 42:48

Me? Yeah. Um I wanna say it.

SPEAKER_02 42:54

You asked her for embarrassing questions.

SPEAKER_05 42:56

Okay, fine. You asked me a question.

SPEAKER_00 42:59

What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

SPEAKER_05 43:03

I don't want to say it.

SPEAKER_03 43:06

Well, yeah. I can whisper it to you.

unknown 43:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 43:17

What's your dream car? What car do you want to have?

SPEAKER_05 43:20

I either wanna have a Tesla, or I either wanna have um What's that card called?

SPEAKER_02 43:35

Santa Fe.

SPEAKER_00 43:37

Uh yeah, or either a Santa Fe. Okay, go off. Do you want me to teach you how to play Mash? Yeah. You can ask me one more crazy question.

SPEAKER_05 43:46

Um one more. Have you ever burped when you're doing a ghost spa?

SPEAKER_00 43:55

Probably, but I've probably held it in and done this. I've sneezed before, but I turned my head, of course. And cough.

SPEAKER_05 44:09

You can't do that when I was asking like that question. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 44:15

Alright. Let me teach you how to play. Mansion, apartment, shack, or house. And what you do is you draw a swirl, and however many times you go around, you well, hold on. So you have all of these. You have a list of jobs, kids, how many kids you'll have, um, husbands. Husbands. And what car you'll drive. And you'll put different things in these categories, and you go through and you mark one out, and whatever is left at the end is what your life's gonna be. So let's play. So for your job, you get three options for your job. I'm gonna put esthetician. What's another you said? Me! Me Natalie, his ball girl. Well, I'll put that in parentheses so we remember. Okay. What else? Two more. What's your you said you want to be a nurse? Yep, a nurse. And now you have to do one that's just awful. What's something that you would never want to do? Ever.

SPEAKER_05 45:38

Um, I would never ever want to work at um Burger King.

SPEAKER_00 45:46

Ooh, me neither. Yeah, we'll put that.

SPEAKER_05 45:48

Cause because they have hair in her food.

SPEAKER_00 45:55

Did you get a hair in your burger?

SPEAKER_05 46:02

Ooh, that's nasty.

SPEAKER_00 46:09

Ooh. Gross. That's sick. Oh my god. Threw it out the window.

SPEAKER_05 46:23

That's for you. What? It said you must have that.

SPEAKER_00 46:32

Oh my gosh. That's crazy. Oh, okay. So Burger King worker is on there. Now, kids, you're gonna either have one kid.

SPEAKER_05 46:43

I've got burn so bad.

SPEAKER_00 46:45

It burns? How'd you get it in your eye? Wipe it off. Wipe your eye with the blanket. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. Well, they don't call it poppy for nothing. Popped in your eyeball. Okay. One kid, three kids, or ten kids. No, I didn't need that.

SPEAKER_05 47:14

No, twelve kids.

SPEAKER_00 47:16

Okay, twelve. Alright, who do you want your to be your husband? You get three choices. Austin Butler. Right.

SPEAKER_05 47:24

But we're dead. Austin Butler's not dead. Yes, he is. No, he's not. Elvis is dead.

SPEAKER_00 47:31

Well, Elvis is dead. But Austin Butler the person. Do you want me to put him?

SPEAKER_05 47:35

Bro, you s you said Elvis is. I thought you said Elvis was Austin Butler.

SPEAKER_00 47:42

Well, in the movie he is. He plays Elvis in the movie. Oh. Yeah, because Elvis was a real person. Like a right another. Yeah. And then Austin Butler just pretended to be him in the movie. Oh. And Austin Butler's just really cute. So I'm gonna put him as one of your.

SPEAKER_05 47:58

Uh okay. The next one would be somebody from school.

SPEAKER_00 48:03

Is there somebody you like from school?

SPEAKER_05 48:06

Um, can't be my old school. Could be from my old school?

SPEAKER_00 48:12

Sure. Me anybody.

unknown 48:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 48:16

The boy that said hello to you is now they're doing good. And yeah, one time he asked, do you love me? I said, oh no. Of course not. I I probably don't like you. Okay, I'm gonna get on here.

SPEAKER_00 48:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 48:35

One more. We need one more girl. Um I'm gonna say I'm gonna say one of the baddest purses I would hate to live with.

SPEAKER_00 48:47

Buzzhead.

SPEAKER_05 48:50

Me. I'm putting Buzzhead. Either Buzzhead or Boy that put because they're on this paper.

SPEAKER_00 48:58

I'm putting Buzzhead. Okay, so your dream car Tesla, Santa Fe, box on wheels. That's your bad one.

SPEAKER_05 49:08

What's that?

SPEAKER_00 49:09

A box with wheels on it. No.

SPEAKER_05 49:13

No, no, don't you? No one do that.

SPEAKER_00 49:15

Um Lego car?

SPEAKER_05 49:17

No. Um, one of those minis. What are they called? The car if you can die in those mini. The kissole.

SPEAKER_00 49:25

Oh yeah. Yeah, that's unfortunate. Okay. Alright, tell me when to stop. I'm gonna do. I'm so scared. Okay. Tell me when. Go. Oh, well, I'm s okay. I'm gonna swirl. Tell me when to stop the swirl. That's how however many times I go around is however many ones we mark off. Okay. Big swirl. You're supposed to tell me when. Well, okay.

unknown 50:04

Stop!

SPEAKER_00 50:05

Okay, we'll see. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Alright. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. You're not gonna have one kid. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. You're not gonna have a Santa Fe. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. You're not gonna work at Burger King. That's good. I'm so gonna get it. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. You're not gonna live in a mansion. Which sucks. One, two, three, I would love that. Me too. Seven, eight. You're not gonna marry Austin Butler.

unknown 50:43

No.

SPEAKER_00 50:46

It hurts. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Well, you're not gonna be a spa girl. So that means you're gonna be a nurse. But you can be a spa or an aesthetic nurse. I won't tell.

unknown 50:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:59

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. You're not gonna live in a shack. That's good. Like a home is this? Mm, no, because it's a home, but it's a very like.

SPEAKER_01 51:13

Sketchy.

SPEAKER_00 51:14

Yeah. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. You're not gonna live in an apartment, so you're gonna live in a house. That's good. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. So you're gonna have three kids.

SPEAKER_05 51:29

I'm so glad. I've always wanted to- Good!

SPEAKER_00 51:33

Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. You're gonna have a Tesla. You got a pretty good life, Natalie. Let's okay. Moment of truth. It's gonna be a buzzhead. We're about to find out. Alright, you ready? One, two, three. Five, six, seven, eight. It's okay, so you're gonna live in a house, and you're gonna be a nurse, and you're gonna have three kids, and a Tesla, and you're gonna be married to that's pretty good life. I say you win that one.

SPEAKER_05 52:16

Okay, can I tie you?

SPEAKER_00 52:17

Yeah. Now you write down. There's that. So for my jobs, put a warehouse. A what?

SPEAKER_05 52:34

A warehouse record.

SPEAKER_00 52:35

Okay. That doesn't sound fun, but that could be my bad one. Put that.

SPEAKER_05 52:39

Okay, it's old warehouse.

SPEAKER_00 52:42

Okay. Stinky old. Dusty, crusty warehouse.

SPEAKER_05 52:49

Well, I spelled that one.

SPEAKER_00 52:51

Let me know when you're ready for my next one because I just thought of it.

SPEAKER_05 52:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 52:58

Alright, you ready? Next one. Talk show host.

SPEAKER_05 53:03

Talk show host. I'm just not like that.

SPEAKER_00 53:05

That's fine. For the next one, put producer. But we'll know that it's reality TV producer. All right, you put one, two, and five. Or you can do a crazy number. You pick. You pick. You pick.

SPEAKER_05 53:30

Okay. I got one.

SPEAKER_00 53:32

Okay. What?

SPEAKER_05 53:38

Ready?

SPEAKER_00 53:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 53:40

Has been.

SPEAKER_00 53:41

Um.

SPEAKER_05 53:46

Okay, it's we're doing number one.

SPEAKER_00 53:50

Okay. I'll have to bleep that out. I'm gonna have to bleep that out. Um, and then let's put um Jacob Alordy. Put Jacob. Well, remember it's Jacob Alordi. Um what'd you put?

SPEAKER_05 54:13

Jacob.

SPEAKER_00 54:15

Jacob.

SPEAKER_05 54:20

Okay. Put um You know how Jacobs had his gonna take an owl.

SPEAKER_00 54:29

Oh. When he turns into a wolf? Yeah, Jacob. Yeah. Where do they go? I never knew where they went.

SPEAKER_03 54:37

They just go with plenty.

SPEAKER_00 54:39

They just disintegrate, yeah. That's crazy work. Crazy work. Oh gosh. Okay. I need one more husband. Who should it be? You could put Oh, go on. Uh, you're hi.

SPEAKER_05 54:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 54:55

Well, who is it? You gotta tell me.

SPEAKER_05 54:57

The secret.

SPEAKER_00 55:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 55:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 55:20

Okay, two cars.

SPEAKER_00 55:22

Uh G Wagon. And then uh Monster truck. Okay. I wouldn't mind to have a monster truck now. And then put a Corvette. Uh put a Corvette. C O R V, you know? Smart. I'd be good with pink. Gray. All right, do the swirl and I'll tell you when. All right, stop.

SPEAKER_03 56:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 56:23

So every one, every time you hit eight, you mark that one out.

SPEAKER_05 56:27

So we're gonna start about the match. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. You're not having one kid.

SPEAKER_00 56:38

I'm not having one kid. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 56:40

Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Not having a core right, right? Okay. Otherwise one, two, three. You don't have two kids.

SPEAKER_00 57:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 57:10

What is AC for apartment? Jackie.

SPEAKER_00 57:35

I'm not gonna be with Jacob.

SPEAKER_05 57:37

Yeah, with Jackie.

SPEAKER_00 57:44

Alright, mark him out.

SPEAKER_02 57:48

Is the cat one only have one left? If it only has one left, you're circle it.

SPEAKER_05 57:55

You're having two children.

SPEAKER_00 57:57

Woo! Well, who's the daddy gonna be? That's all that matters. If if the husband is good, everything else will be fine.

SPEAKER_05 58:09

One, two, three, four, five, six, oh, eight.

unknown 58:14

What?

SPEAKER_05 58:16

One, two, three, three.

unknown 58:20

H.

SPEAKER_05 58:21

What does that H stand for?

SPEAKER_00 58:23

House. Okay. So it's between a mansion or a shack. Those are two very different lifestyles. Alright, let's let's get it going here. My god. Woo wee.

SPEAKER_05 58:38

Okay. One, two, three. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. I'm so sorry, Lord. You're not on the mansion. Oh no. You're on a shack.

SPEAKER_00 58:59

It can be a nice shack.

SPEAKER_05 59:01

And couldn't.

SPEAKER_00 59:02

The love shack.

SPEAKER_05 59:03

If you decorate it then.

SPEAKER_00 59:05

Yeah, it could be on the beach. Yeah. Beach shack.

SPEAKER_05 59:10

Or it could be sketchy with rats and a band.

SPEAKER_00 59:13

Yeah, don't make don't remind me of that. Alright, keep going.

SPEAKER_05 59:16

Okay, that is. Um one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. You're not you're not gonna have a job at a sea gold warehouse. Good boy.

SPEAKER_03 59:30

Woo! Thank goodness.

SPEAKER_05 59:35

Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. What? Okay. You're gonna be a show host.

SPEAKER_00 59:50

Okay. I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_05 59:54

Okay. One, two, three, four, five.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:00

Wait. One, two, three, four, five, six, six, seven, eight.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:07

You're not having a monster truck. You're having a J Wagon.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:12

I'll just live in the G Wagon.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:14

The G Wagon.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:15

Perfect.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:16

You said J Wagon.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:17

Oh, I meant to say G. Sometimes my southern accent comes out a little too much.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:22

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. You're not having separate. You're having Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:39

So what it so tell me my whole life. What's each one?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:42

Okay. Your whole lifestyle is you're gonna be a show host, you're gonna have 12 children, and you're gonna be married to and your car's gonna be a a a G-Wagon.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:59

That's a weird life. I wonder how I ended up with all those things.

unknown 1:01:04

Oh my goodness. What that name.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:10

That tracks.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:12

It's the it's the all it's the opposite version of Nemo. The Nemo's. Did you know um clown fish have 1,000 babies?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:21

That's crazy. You know what? Me too, girl. Oh man, that'd be bad. Well, your life was definitely better than mine. Yeah. What?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:36

What?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:36

What? What? Alright, everybody. Thank you for watching this episode of the Spot A podcast. If you enjoyed this, make sure to give us a thumbs up and subscribe. And rate me five stars if you were what?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:48

Hold up, you keep saying that I got three.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:53

Oh, yeah, go. Natalie is writing something. If you if you like this episode, make sure to rate me five stars if you were listening on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Um, I also have a new course out on teachable.com, and it is called the Skincare with Morgan Method, and I teach you all my protocols and a bunch of tips and tricks about being an esteticion. And yeah. Thanks, Natalie, for coming on.