Two escorts walk into a conversation about male desire. No, this isn't a joke - it's an autopsy. Elisa Carbo teams up with Eve Allegra, a red-headed Frankfurt accountant who moonlights in an industry where men's masks slip faster than their pants. Together, they dissect years of patterns, contradictions, and the things clients whisper in the dark but would never say at dinner parties.

Turns out, most bookings aren't about sex. They're about technical museum dates, strawberry picking, and the rare luxury of not having to perform strength. But here's where it gets interesting: what men say they want and what makes them come back are two entirely different animals.