Everyone's heard of the girlfriend experience. But what most people think it means? That's not even close. It's not about kissing during a booking or being sweet between the sheets. It's not a menu item you tick off alongside other services. And it's definitely not what I thought it was when I first tried to offer it years ago - back when I had absolutely no idea what I was getting myself into. This week, we're unpacking one of the most misunderstood services in the entire industry. What it actually takes to deliver. Why men pay hundreds, sometimes thousands, for it. And where the line between performance and reality becomes so blurred that even I can't always tell the difference anymore.

Because here's the thing nobody talks about: girlfriend experience isn't just a service. It's a mirror. It reflects back something most people don't want to admit about what they actually want from intimacy - paid or otherwise. And once you see it, you can't unsee it. So if you've ever wondered what's really being bought and sold when someone books GFE, or what it costs the person providing it, this episode will give you answers you weren't expecting. Welcome back to the pleasure dome, Sherlocks. Let's dive in.