Diaries of a Breast Cancer Baddie

Episode 3 - A Series with Irene - Part 2. 'Chemo Cocktails at the Cottage!'

Louisa Samasuwo Season 1 Episode 3

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In this episode of Diaries of a Breast Cancer Baddie, Lu sits down with Irene to talk about the one thing everyone dreads but no one really explains properly: chemo.

They take you inside the Patricia Ritchie Centre – lovingly renamed the Chemo Cottage – where treatment looked less like a cold hospital ward and more like an old heritage home full of nurses, support people and patients talking absolute nonsense for hours in recliner chairs. Lu shares how she counted her life in rounds (16 over 20 weeks), how weirdly not awful the actual drip time could be, and why she now regrets not scheduling her chemo dates to line up with her baddie besties.

The girls dive into the real side effects: the three-week chemo cycle of feeling fine, then feeling like complete dog shit, then slowly resurfacing; diarrhoea and constipation at the same time (fun!), ulcers on eyelids, chemo rash, neuropathy, chemo brain that feels like baby brain on steroids, red pee from the Red Devil, taste buds going AWOL, and gaining weight even when you’re barely eating. Plus the joy of “dex” steroids, sharing pills like tic tacs, and the chaos of trying to pee while dragging the IV pole and ten bags of fluids into a tiny bathroom.

They also unpack radiation – why the fatigue hit differently, how advanced the tech is at the Mater (curving lasers that avoid the heart and lungs), and what it’s like to lie under a giant machine called Apollo while your boob slowly turns into a rock-hard, permanently perky science project over 12 months.

It’s honest, a bit feral, unexpectedly funny, and full of gratitude for the treatment and care available in Australia – with zero sugar-coating about the toll it takes.

This episode isn’t medical advice – just two baddies sharing what chemo and radiation actually felt like for them.

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