120 - Ave Maria Calm

The one where Fern and Nat trade chaos for calm as they hit the road to Ave Maria, Florida. What starts as a peaceful escape quickly turns into a hilarious mix of road trip snacks, caffeine-fueled conversations, and the unexpected moments that only happen when Fern and Nat go on a road trip.

From the quiet charm of Ave Maria to the laughs along the way, this episode is packed with laid-back vibes, storytelling, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like you're riding in the backseat with us.

Grab your favorite coffee, roll the windows down, and join us for a calm getaway… Limitless style.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

So we said this would be a calm visit to see our friends, right?

SPEAKER_05 0:04

Yeah, calm. That lasted exactly 11 minutes.

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The moment Snacks entered the car, it turned into a survivor mission.

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Listen, you packed like we were crossing three time zones and two deserts.

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And you brought one drink, just one.

SPEAKER_05 0:21

It was a large drink. It was strategic hydration.

SPEAKER_01 0:26

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

Sure. But you were never hungry.

SPEAKER_05 0:32

Well. Welcome back to Limitless Table Talk, where we decide to go on an adventure. Who knows what's going to happen? I'm Fern.

SPEAKER_01 0:41

I'm Nat. Welcome to our episode of Let's Go Visit Our Friends for the Day, where we drive for two hours with no actual itinerary and the adventures that follow. So grab that cup of coffee and enjoy the chaos that I know this episode will have.

SPEAKER_05 0:56

Yeah.

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Because Fern is gonna cause it.

SPEAKER_05 1:01

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01 1:04

Question. Yes. Why do road trips turn grown people into toddlers?

SPEAKER_05 1:10

Because someone keeps saying we should have stopped back there.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

Okay. In my defense, that place had churros.

SPEAKER_05 1:18

You said that about a gas station.

SPEAKER_00 1:22

And so what?

SPEAKER_05 1:24

That's insane.

SPEAKER_00 1:25

Anyway.

SPEAKER_05 1:26

Nobody wants do you want gas station churros?

SPEAKER_00 1:30

You eat taquitos from a from a gas station. What's the difference?

SPEAKER_05 1:34

Taquitos are like, you know, different kind of meal.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

They have a Duncan donuts and like delicious flavored. Exactly. And I'll never know if that gas station had good ones.

SPEAKER_05 1:47

No, you won't.

SPEAKER_01 1:49

Whatever. Anyways. So we decided for to go visit our friends that live in um Aver Maria in Florida. If anyone's ever been there. It's a beautiful town.

SPEAKER_05 2:03

It is. It's really nice. It's it's it's really interestingly designed.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

It's kind of the best way I can describe the place is it's like a Hallmark movie. I can hear that. Will you stop that? It's annoying.

SPEAKER_05 2:20

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 2:21

Like no.

SPEAKER_05 2:22

I'm having a derby.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

No, it sounds horrible. Stop.

SPEAKER_05 2:27

It's a it's a snack time.

SPEAKER_01 2:29

No, it's not. Yes, it is. No.

SPEAKER_05 2:31

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

Anyways, I can describe the town to be just like a Hallmark movie. Exactly what you see in Hallmark this place is for sure.

SPEAKER_05 2:42

But what's interesting too is that the people look like the background actors in any Hallmark movie. And not necessarily always the Christmas ones, any Hallmark movie. They're like walking around, waving, smiling, and you're like, these people aren't even real. Are they animatronic? Really, really interesting. Everything felt peaceful. Like it's an entire town that runs on decaf.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

Meanwhile, here shows up Fernanette, like espresso shots with legs. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:21

We have that energy, man. Within 20 minutes, we rearranged the entire thing.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

I mean, we went okay, so we have been trying to go up there for a while.

SPEAKER_03 3:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 3:33

Um, we have some friends that you grew up with, actually. Yes. That live there.

SPEAKER_03 3:38

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

So, anyway, so we went up there to visit. Um, we've been before, but never really um explored, I guess. Last time we went, we went to the pool and I think like a local like bar place. A diner. I don't remember. I don't remember where we went. Anyways. So we went. It was a coffee shop. Was it? I know. Maybe it's where we saw the band.

SPEAKER_05 4:03

We saw a performance, which by the way, this town, performances all the time.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Just like a Hallmark movie.

SPEAKER_05 4:11

It seriously is.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

Anyways, so we were excited, our friends were excited. I mean, it's had been maybe two, three, two, three years since we had seen them.

SPEAKER_05 4:20

Yes. Um, it's been it's been too long.

SPEAKER_01 4:23

Anyways, um, they were excited, we were excited. Uh, we were just so happy to be able to make it to visit them, and we had no idea what they had planned. Um, so it it was it was cool because it was like the whole gang was gonna get together. Yes, and they told us we're gonna go for lunch out to eat.

SPEAKER_05 4:44

Yes.

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And Fern's like, oh, we're gonna go.

SPEAKER_05 4:47

I'm excited. Like, I can't wait to go have lunch.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

We figured uh like a burger joint or you know, some sort of like local little tiny local place because they don't have like big name restaurants in the air in the town. They told us we're gonna take you to the grocery store.

SPEAKER_05 5:03

We're gonna go to the grocery store.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

In all honesty, in my head, I said, Are we gonna go grocery shopping and then cook our food?

SPEAKER_05 5:13

It it you know, the computation in my brain did not compute.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

But in all honesty, we were like, okay, cool, sounds good to me. We were gonna try it out. We didn't care, we were there with our friends. So as long as we were gonna be able to spend time with them, that's all we cared about. So we get to this grocery store, and I had never seen anything like it.

SPEAKER_05 5:40

It's gigantic. Like I've never seen anything.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

If you're gonna say the same sentence I just said, it makes no sense, and like it before. You added the word before. Anyways, so we went um uh what was the name of the place?

SPEAKER_05 6:00

Seed to table.

SPEAKER_01 6:03

So you you go in and it's like a two-story place to begin with.

SPEAKER_05 6:09

It's gigantic.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

This parking lot was uh packed, it looked like a maw.

SPEAKER_05 6:15

It's gigantic.

SPEAKER_00 6:16

Will you stop it?

SPEAKER_05 6:18

I think that a supermarket in anywhere fits inside its produce area.

SPEAKER_01 6:26

This place made Bucky's look like a joke.

SPEAKER_05 6:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 6:31

Because you go in, and as soon as we walked in, there was a band playing. I could you not I'm not joking. First of all, between bakery and produce.

SPEAKER_05 6:43

Between bakery and produce, they have a bar.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

Well, no, when you first walked in, it wasn't a bar. Oh yeah, it was.

SPEAKER_05 6:50

Because it's next to the it was next to the uh to the bathrooms, which is next to the floral, like the the like the flowers and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 7:03

And then that's what floral means. In case you didn't know.

SPEAKER_05 7:08

Why do you do this to me?

SPEAKER_01 7:10

I'm just saying. But anyways.

SPEAKER_05 7:13

So so they had a band, a full band. Ah. You're talking about me having my little derpy McFlurry. And you're having it too, but you're making a lot more noise than I am.

SPEAKER_01 7:31

I don't think it was me.

SPEAKER_05 7:33

Yeah, well, you need to open it. Anyways. Yalon. Look at oh, look at that. Now you can actually enjoy it. It's derpy.

SPEAKER_01 7:41

Don't worry, guys. There'll be a picture of it, huh?

SPEAKER_05 7:45

It's got some like boba.

SPEAKER_01 7:46

I'm gonna post a picture of it while you talk. Go ahead, can you talk?

SPEAKER_05 7:49

So this band is playing, and they're and and they're jamming out, like they're playing like so like full-on songs, like full voice, you know? Um shocking. Shocking to someone who's never seen anything like that before in this place. It's such a by the way, we were still in produce.

SPEAKER_01 8:15

Well, the thing is that we walked in and the very first thing we asked for was where's the bathroom? But then there was like this music and people dancing.

SPEAKER_05 8:23

People dance full on dancing. They were full on dance, like, like the dancing part was shocking because they were full on like like dan like full on dancing.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

You know, by you you just made more noise. You moved away from the microphone, like we weren't gonna hear you. Anyways, all right, so there was a band playing, and then now we're trying to figure out like where does the part of we're going to eat lunch?

SPEAKER_05 8:58

Yeah, where's this restaurant?

SPEAKER_01 9:00

Well, first we didn't know it was a restaurant, we just kept wondering.

SPEAKER_05 9:03

Because we were wondering where we're eating. So we're like, automatic thought, where's the restaurant?

SPEAKER_01 9:08

Oh no, my thought was we're grocery shopping.

SPEAKER_05 9:12

Is it somewhere else?

SPEAKER_01 9:16

Anyways, it's not no, so you go to you start walking, and it looks like free samples, like when you go to Costco or BJ's. Yes, they have little stands and all that. Then um, towards the back, they have like a spot where like you order food, like they're cooking food. Our friends then tell us it's a food court, yeah. It's basically a food court. There's tables and chairs, and people are sitting and lines like there were different types of food. There were burgers, um, pizza, Asian food.

SPEAKER_05 9:54

Then my friend, our friends say, My eyes look like googly eyes because I was like, This is not real. This is not real.

SPEAKER_01 10:00

Our friends tell us that they are going to share a tomahawk. And I'm like, where's that at?

SPEAKER_05 10:08

Well, I think your first thing was, what's a tomahawk?

SPEAKER_01 10:12

No, I knew what a tomahawk was. Very funny.

SPEAKER_05 10:16

But they were like, wow, you can get a tomahawk here.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

Right. So our friends said you go to the butcher section, like where you buy your meat, and you get to pick the meat that you want, the specific one you want. You point it out, they take it out, they cook it, they season it, they do the whole show. They cook it for you, you get two sides, and that's it. They bring it to the table.

SPEAKER_05 10:43

Yeah, you pay for you pay for the the the cut of meat or whatever. Because you can get meat, pork, chicken, lobster. Lobster. They had the special for lobster tails, 1999. I was like, wow, that's stunning. Um and they cook it and they bring it to you. By the way, they give you these little uh like uh what are those? Those little uh like the things that give you a couple of things. Oh, like the little deeper things that vibrate the restaurant, but it doesn't vibrate. No, they just that they just know where you are. It has like a like instead of giving you like a number that you put on the table, it has like a GPS that they the person who's gonna bring you the food knows where you are in the in the place.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

Because this place is two stories and the second floor is more tables.

SPEAKER_05 11:34

They also have more restaurant options upstairs.

SPEAKER_01 11:39

Oh, I didn't go upstairs, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 11:41

Yeah, yeah. There's more over one. There's more little so so they all have like these different restaurant things. So, like, you know, they have like the sandwich shop, they have the uh the like Mexican where you can get tacos.

SPEAKER_01 11:58

Oh, yeah, they had tacos too, that's right.

SPEAKER_05 12:00

And then they have the pizza and pasta area where you can order pizza and pasta. Man, it was it was um impressive. Impressive.

SPEAKER_01 12:13

It was so, anyways, so I ended up getting the Felici stick. Yeah, because that's what I wanted, and the girl recommended that over the burger, and you got what did you get?

SPEAKER_05 12:24

Bratwurst.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

There you go, because you're a brat, anyways.

SPEAKER_05 12:28

Wow, that was cheap. That was a cheap dig.

SPEAKER_01 12:33

Anyways, our friends dig at the tomaha. Our other friends got the pizza, but anyways, everything was good. We tasted from pretty much everybody's food, and it was really good. And the amount, you had two, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:48

I couldn't even eat them.

SPEAKER_01 12:50

I could only but, anyways, the place was super cool, and then we found out at night it's a nightclub.

SPEAKER_05 12:56

It's an entire nightclub. This place is uh incredible. There is so many pla like first of all, everything is gigantic. By the way, they also had a giant bar in the middle of so they had the bar in the front. Then they had another bar, a a wrap, like a like a square wraparound bar in by the food court. They had a a beer room in the yeah, but that's where you buy your beer. This is where they serve you. And and by the way, the cups, they they fill them by the bottom.

SPEAKER_01 13:38

Yeah, because it was something about filter or something. I don't know. I don't remember what.

SPEAKER_05 13:42

I don't remember what the thing is, but all I know is that they put the cup on the I thought it was so you wouldn't take the cup with you. No, they put the cup on the thing and then it fills, but it fills from the bottom because uh, according to what they said, um, there's less uh foam.

SPEAKER_01 13:59

Hmm, interesting. Okay, yeah, okay, but the place was big, it was so much, it was overwhelming. But guys, the best part about this place, best part, they had a bunch of stuff of creme brulee in the bakery.

SPEAKER_05 14:14

Yes, they did. Oh my gosh, by the way, the bakery, the what? The bakery, yeah, because I broke to the bakery. Like I broke, I straight up broke over there.

SPEAKER_01 14:25

I was like, I mean, our bank account went broke in the bakery. Because the very first thing I noticed as we cut through the dance floor, by the way, after we finish eating, yeah, because you gotta make you gotta go through the people. We were like, oh, let's, you know, let's get some dessert before we go back to the house. So we can enjoy dessert while we chat. So we're heading towards the bakery through the through the music. They were playing what, like 80s and 90s, dude.

SPEAKER_05 14:52

They were playing um I've had the time. But they had two singers. They had the male and the table.

SPEAKER_01 14:59

They were good, they were great, but anyway, so we cut through the pro from the produce through the dance floor, danced our way through the dance floor to the bakery. And the very first thing Nat notices is the word new creme brulee cookie. Yeah. What? Yeah, you had me at creme brulee, ma'am.

SPEAKER_05 15:25

And you had me at cookie. So I and creme brulee cookie. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

I'm waving at Fern, like, we're gonna miss our train at this point. And he's like, What happened? What happened? I'm like, we need those cookies. We're on our way to Hogwarts. I said, We need those cookies. So we're on our way to Hogwarts. Shut up. So he doesn't hesitate. He's like, ma'am, two cookies to go. But then he fixes his eyes on creme brulee eclair.

SPEAKER_05 15:58

A creme brulee éclair.

SPEAKER_01 16:00

So guess what had to come with us? A creme brulee clair. We have no idea what these things cost, by the way. We never asked.

SPEAKER_05 16:06

We just said, just let me get those.

SPEAKER_01 16:07

We just said creme brulee. Yes, please. So we grabbed that. You also got uh something like that.

SPEAKER_05 16:13

I got the Elvis cupcake.

SPEAKER_01 16:15

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 16:16

So I'm a big, I'm a huge uh fan of Elvis. And um Elvis had this meal that it was his favorite, which is a peanut butter jelly sandwich with banana.

SPEAKER_01 16:31

So you got that, and that's all we got, right? Yeah. Now they did have, before anybody asks, they did have regular creme brulee. But we can get creme brulee almost anywhere, pretty much. Yes, give or take, not everywhere, but you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_05 16:47

Well, no, we can get it anywhere. It doesn't mean that it's gonna be good anymore.

SPEAKER_01 16:49

Right, but we didn't want to get regular creme brulee. We were like, we want to be like, this is a different experience, and the Eclair, and we had never seen them, yes, so we went with it, yes, and I'm gonna tell you right now that cooking that cooking, guys, wow, was wow, like wow, like oh my god. Okay, so to explain it, it tasted like a snickerdoodle kind of like the outside, like the outside, because they did have a video of it, they did like do the caramelizing on top in front of us, by the way. Yes, and the inside was the creme brulee filling. Oh my god, together. Wow, I felt like I died and went to heaven at that point.

SPEAKER_05 17:38

And first of all, like I'm a cookie monster, so I love cookies, they were big.

SPEAKER_01 17:43

We couldn't eat one, we had to share it, we had to share it, but it was amazing, and then the Eclair, oh my gosh, that one runner-up for sure. So, needless to say, on this trip, Fern and Nat was able to get creme brulee and diabetes. Pretty much, pretty much, pretty much, but no, um, after we went to our afternoon club, basically, yeah. Which was amazing. I would definitely love to go back, eat it, eat something different that I didn't have, and maybe maybe our friend tell our friends to go at night so we can check out this little club.

SPEAKER_05 18:23

Yeah, it's I mean, I I saw a video of it.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

Can you imagine? Hey babe, did you buy the bread? Hold on, get the eggs, get the dozen of eggs too. I mean, you can grocery shop while you're dancing. I mean, whoever thought of this place and drink, whoever thought of this place?

SPEAKER_05 18:47

The wine cellar.

SPEAKER_01 18:49

Yes, though. I didn't get to go in there. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 18:52

Was the size of a total wine?

SPEAKER_01 18:54

I mean, we can do a whole episode on this place.

SPEAKER_05 18:56

I just realized incredible.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

They had the little farmland thing, the the one with the kids. You drop off the kids at.

SPEAKER_05 19:03

Yes, the little it was called the little farm. It's called the little farm where you can take the kids and they can hang out there and leave them there, basically. You know, do whatever uh kids do, you know, supervised, because there's there's people there uh caring for them.

SPEAKER_01 19:21

Yeah, it's like a little daycare while you it's like a little daycare.

SPEAKER_05 19:24

It's called little day. I mean, I'm telling you, whoever invented this laughing.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

I did try to leave Fern there, they would not take him.

SPEAKER_05 19:36

I uh they should have. I would have had we would have had so much fun. Me, a little Bobby Joe, Billy. We would have we would have had a great old grand old time, you know, rustling goats in this uh imaginary goats in the little farm.

SPEAKER_01 19:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:58

They also had like a huge like uh you know fish area. They had a huge sweets area where everything is organic and um you know it was cool, it was cool. Um super neat, man.

SPEAKER_01 20:14

So after that, we uh we were in we were in the care of our friends. We had no idea.

SPEAKER_05 20:20

I mean, it was like we're like, you're the guide.

SPEAKER_01 20:22

It's kind of like a kidnap situation where we didn't know where we were going. We went to a farmer's market. We went to a farmer's market, that was really cool, and they took us to a like a a little shop, a little boutique.

SPEAKER_05 20:34

It was a boutique boutique clothes in the front, nerdy goblins in the back, yeah, toys, action figures, posters which you didn't let me buy any.

SPEAKER_00 20:50

No, I knew.

SPEAKER_05 20:51

Yeah, and uh super neat, super neat. Like super fun, man. The the the market, you know, was really cool. They had like uh you know, a bunch of different foods, a bunch of different vendors, and they also had a wrestling ring.

SPEAKER_01 21:10

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. So the farmers market had a wrestling ring where apparently they were gonna do a wrestling match later. Yes, and they had told us that for ten dollars, Fern could get in the ring and run around. We were like, what do we get for twenty dollars? Mind you, it was Fern and a bunch and just three girls because this was before we got with the rest of the group.

SPEAKER_03 21:41

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

Um he wouldn't get in the ring, guys, for ten dollars. He did not trust that he was not going to be attacked. Yes, I thought that um because there was a guy, a wrestler there, not a famous wrestler.

SPEAKER_05 21:54

There was a wrestler there, and I was like, I'm not gonna do this.

SPEAKER_01 21:57

And I said, Babe, you get in. The ring and you can run around.

SPEAKER_05 22:03

Why would I want to run around a ring?

SPEAKER_01 22:05

You'd be in the ring. You love wrestling.

SPEAKER_05 22:07

I love wrestling. I love watching wrestling.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

And then our friends were.

SPEAKER_05 22:11

And I love theorizing about what the storylines are.

SPEAKER_01 22:14

You could have made a whole storyline. I would have recorded you doing an entrance and everything, babe.

SPEAKER_05 22:18

Listen.

SPEAKER_01 22:19

You didn't trust the $10.

SPEAKER_05 22:21

I didn't trust the $10. I didn't trust it. I don't trust you. I don't trust you at all.

unknown 22:26

Anyways.

SPEAKER_05 22:27

I don't trust you at all because I the moment I would have gotten in there, I would have heard, oh yeah, that's right. You get in the ring.

SPEAKER_01 22:35

Yeah, I mean, I was gonna get my money's worth. We were like, what do we get for $20?

SPEAKER_05 22:42

$316 says, you know, come on now.

SPEAKER_01 22:44

We were actually thinking of chipping in together and seeing what else we can get for more money, but he wouldn't get it.

SPEAKER_05 22:50

What does a hundred bucks get us? No, guys.

SPEAKER_01 22:52

I was willing to do that, guys. Like, no, anyways.

SPEAKER_05 22:57

Sounds super exciting, but not uh not something that I'm interested in.

SPEAKER_01 23:01

He was just so mean, he wouldn't let us do it.

SPEAKER_05 23:03

Yeah, I'm like, no, moving on, moving on, moving on.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

So we did that, and then we ended the evening at um, well, we went there, then we went to our friend's mom's well, her house to see her mom because you had to see her mom. Because, like I said, guys, the this is a group um that he grew up with. Um, um, the girls, well, one of them lived across the street, like in the same neighborhood. We all lived in the same neighborhood. They lived in the same neighborhood. So he grew up with these girls. Um, and her mom.

SPEAKER_05 23:38

They're like my besties.

SPEAKER_01 23:40

Oh, yeah, they are. And her mom, one of the girls' moms, um, she used to feed Fern when he didn't have food because, you know, remember, his upbringing. So she would always make sure he had food and X, Y, and Z, and she sees him like a son, he sees her like a mom. So we couldn't go on this trip without at least seeing her and saying hi. So we did. We got to see her, made her happy. And then they told us that the band that we had gone to see last time, they had kind of broken up.

SPEAKER_05 24:12

And they reformed.

SPEAKER_01 24:14

But they reformed, and they were gonna be performing that night at um um, it was well, we're gonna get to that place, to the place, but how would you explain it, Nick? Um it's like it's like a bar. I think they said it was a bar.

SPEAKER_05 24:28

It's kind of like a bar, but it's it's it's different. It's it's not, it's it's like a craft, a craft, it's actually a brewery. Because we want to give them the right name for it. They make their own beer there and their own um their own stuff, and they make their own food, like their own pizza.

SPEAKER_01 24:49

Well, they had a brick oven. Brick oven. Okay, so we're gonna get to that.

SPEAKER_05 24:52

I love brick oven pizza.

SPEAKER_03 24:55

Oh, it's so good.

SPEAKER_01 24:57

Well, they told us we were gonna go there, and we're like, cool, let's go. Why not?

SPEAKER_03 25:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:02

We you know, we were gonna drive back that night. Yeah, but we, you know, we were like, whatever, we'll drive back late. It's fine, it's only two hours. So we went with the whole group, the whole game. Yeah, that place was packed to the rafter.

SPEAKER_05 25:15

It was so packed that they had to end up opening the other. They have like they have like another another area that they had to open up.

SPEAKER_01 25:25

It kind of was like a garage door.

SPEAKER_05 25:27

Yeah, they had to open the garage door to to open the area because it was it was so cool. It was standing room only.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

So the place was super cool.

SPEAKER_05 25:37

Um what a vibe. The place was such a great vibe.

SPEAKER_01 25:43

Now, the name of the place, we'll we'll put it on our Instagram for everyone. I mean, if you Because you gotta go check this out. Yes, if you're evil uh evil, if you're ever in like the Naples area.

SPEAKER_03 25:55

If you're ever in the Naples area, let me tell you.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

Aver Maria's not far from there at all. No, um, you have to have to have to check out this place. The name of the place is um Oil Rig.

SPEAKER_05 26:07

Oil craft beer.

SPEAKER_01 26:09

There you go. Oil rig, craft beer. And it was amazing, guys. Number one, it's a it's a small place, but like when you walked in, our friends were like, so basically everybody from town is here. And for me, my favorite, favorite thing about this place is um my favorite, hold on. You messed up, didn't you?

unknown 26:40

I did.

SPEAKER_05 26:41

I did.

SPEAKER_01 26:42

I knew it. The name of the place, and I'm sorry because I apologize. That's just wrong.

SPEAKER_05 26:50

I apologize. I was looking at the logo anyway. And I wasn't reading the the name.

SPEAKER_01 26:55

All right, so going back to it.

SPEAKER_05 26:59

Rewind, rewind.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

We want to make sure we give the proper name. So, once again, if you go to Naples and Aver Maria's nearby, the name of the place is Oyo Well. Yes. Craft beer, right? Oil well craft beer. I'm sorry, guys. Fern. Not well. You see? Okay, the name of the place, Oyo Well Craft Beer. We will put it on our Instagram, check it out. Most definitely. What I loved about this place, now that we have the correct name.

SPEAKER_03 27:33

Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

I'm what I loved about this place is there were all different types of ages in there. That's to begin with. You had young to older, and it was amazing. That place was packed. I think for me, a place tells you a lot about them when they're packed.

SPEAKER_04 27:51

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

And we finally got a table that we were able to finally grab. The band was playing music phenomenal. Phenomenal. And then we decided to dry the try their drinks.

SPEAKER_05 28:05

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

And what did you get? You got a couple of different things.

SPEAKER_05 28:10

Yes. Uh, one was like a watermelon. Um it tasted like a watermelon Jolly Rancher.

SPEAKER_02 28:18

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 28:21

And then I had, I don't want to describe it wrong. Um I had a what is it? Like a cider drink, right?

SPEAKER_04 28:32

Yes, it was a blackberry.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

And it was called Exelusion Excelsior something.

SPEAKER_04 28:40

Let me see. It's Excelsior. Excelsior Excel.

SPEAKER_01 28:44

I'm terrible today. There you go. You see? It was awesome. It was Blackberry, the one that I had, our friend had mango. And it was awesome. But, anyways, besides that, the vibe was amazing. We found out um they do different um events sometimes throughout the month. Uh, we are trying to see about going back so we can check out some other items, but then we had their pizza. That's when Fern found out it was oven brick oven.

SPEAKER_05 29:17

Oh, so good.

SPEAKER_01 29:19

And they we got the cheese, and what was the other one?

SPEAKER_05 29:23

Um it had everything on it.

SPEAKER_01 29:27

And like everything, the supreme.

SPEAKER_05 29:28

Supreme.

SPEAKER_01 29:30

But I'm very, very picky when it comes to sauce, and it didn't have a lot of sauce, it had the perfect amount of sauce. The pizza was cooked to perfection. I mean, I give it to the chef of this place, which happened that I learned that is one of the owners, the husband. Yes, he is the owner. We did meet one of the owners.

SPEAKER_05 29:54

Matt. Matt is the is the gentleman.

SPEAKER_01 29:55

Is the gentleman, yes. And then we did meet his wife, who's the other owner.

SPEAKER_05 29:59

Danae.

SPEAKER_01 30:00

Danae.

SPEAKER_05 30:01

What a lovely human being.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

It was such a pleasure to be able to talk to her and get to know her. And it says a lot before she even we introduced ourselves to her, before she even knew who we were or anything. This owner, I would never have thought, I thought she was just a worker.

SPEAKER_05 30:24

Yeah, because she was running. She was cleaning tables, cleaning tables, picking up tables, picking up, you know.

SPEAKER_01 30:30

She had an encounter with us about the table we were grabbing. She cleaned it. She was like, I'm so sorry, let me clean it. Mind you, it wasn't her fault. It was some people had just gotten up.

SPEAKER_05 30:39

Yeah, because it was one of those things where as people would get up, she was already cleaning. You would sit down because you couldn't get a table. Yeah, because it was standing room only.

SPEAKER_01 30:48

But she was on it. Like she did have other workers, they were serving food and taking orders and you know, like talking to people, but she was cleaning these tables, like no table stayed dirty longer than like two minutes, maybe. Not even.

SPEAKER_05 31:05

If that.

SPEAKER_01 31:06

If that, and that would be because two or three tables emptied at the same time.

SPEAKER_05 31:10

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 31:10

But she was on top of it, super nice, very, very welcoming, very approachable, amazing, amazing. And she did tell us her husband was there, he was cooking, we didn't want to interrupt him.

SPEAKER_05 31:24

But he's the he's the pizza crafter.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

And we actually witnessed the way she is with her employees. Amazing. Yes, like without her even noticing, we were looking or noticing things. She would smile and talk with them. She was talking to everyone. Amazing, guys. You need to really, really check out this place if you can.

SPEAKER_05 31:46

Such a great, like the vibe was so good. The band, amazing. Yeah, they played so well.

SPEAKER_01 31:55

Yeah, they did. Um, they were great. Um, it was just great overall. We we did have to cut the night short because we had to drive back home, and it like I mentioned, it was a two-hour drive. So we did have to leave early, and we felt bad having to leave early because we were enjoying ourselves so much that we didn't want to leave. But we had to, and definitely we are planning to go back so we can check out the um the vibe again, check out the place. Um, the band we did listen to um Steinbeck Way. What were they caught again?

SPEAKER_05 32:33

Steinbeck Way.

SPEAKER_01 32:34

They were really good. Um, we don't know when we go back um what's gonna happen, what they're gonna be doing, but I hear they do different things, and we can't wait to see what's going on over there next time. But definitely we want to hit that up again because they were awesome. And hopefully Fern can make the name correct this time. I feel horrible.

SPEAKER_05 32:55

I'm sorry. They're going to hear this, and you messed up the name. Okay, I looked at the logo and I didn't read it. I didn't read it.

SPEAKER_01 33:07

I want you all to know it was Fern that messed that up. Not Nat. Fern, not Nat. Fern.

SPEAKER_05 33:14

It happens. Very rarely does it happen.

SPEAKER_01 33:18

Anyways, but yes, it is called Owell Craft Beer. Check them out. We will have it on our Instagram. Amazing. So, yes, we did cut the night short.

SPEAKER_05 33:27

It's just such a great vibe.

SPEAKER_01 33:29

It was. I can talk about them. It was just such a great vibe.

SPEAKER_05 33:31

Just hanging out there and you know, talking with friends and actually getting to know the locals too. Because, like, we got to meet a couple people there, you know, very nice, very friendly. Again, Hallmark. Um it's it's the complete Hallmark vibe. You know, it's a small town, giant, beautiful architecture. Like in the in that little downtown plaza area.

SPEAKER_01 33:56

And they're building a lot, they're building a lot.

SPEAKER_05 33:58

Yeah, it's beautiful, beautiful, great vibe, great place.

SPEAKER_01 34:02

It was, it was good. We had a great time. We can't wait to go back. We were already planning to go back next month, so stay tuned for that for our next trip to Ave Maria and see what goes on. By the time we got home, it was what 11 something.

SPEAKER_05 34:15

It wasn't even too late, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:16

It was like 11 something. And it wasn't no, it wasn't that late because we got on the road, we put gas, and then we just went, you know?

SPEAKER_05 34:26

Yeah, I mean, I mean, the thing, the thing that that kind of really resonated with ferns one tumbler of water, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 34:32

Just want everybody to know. And I got no churros.

SPEAKER_05 34:38

You're terrible. I'm gonna tell you this. One of the things that's that's so polarizing is the calm. Like it's so calm versus like the chaos that we normally live. Because we, you know, even though we're not city city, we're still in the city. We're like in the suburbs by the city. And like this town is so calm. Everybody walking their dogs, all the dogs are friendly. Like, where do they find these friendly dogs? Like, where are these dogs that are so nice? At the Hallmark movie, at the Hallmark movie shopping center.

SPEAKER_01 35:25

Um at the club.

SPEAKER_05 35:29

Yeah, maybe that's where they, you know, because it's all like, you know, grass-fed beef and you know, what is it, range-free chickens and you know, humane. Yeah, like everything was organic and natural.

SPEAKER_01 35:43

And well, the the grocery store was. Yeah, I don't know about any rock.

SPEAKER_05 35:47

I mean, I'm sure the whole entire town is organic and natural. I mean, it's it's everybody like everybody's hair is perfect in this town. Everybody's hair, even my hair was perfect in this town.

SPEAKER_01 36:00

It would have been messed up if you did the ring. But you wouldn't. But anyways.

SPEAKER_05 36:07

Wow.

unknown 36:10

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 36:11

But yeah, so that was our trip to Ave Maria. Um that that was our trip there, which stay tuned for the next one. But definitely go on um on our Instagram to check out the correct name. No, I'm not gonna let them live it down, guys.

SPEAKER_03 36:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:36

Of not gonna let you live it down. The oil well craft beer.

SPEAKER_05 36:42

I ain't gonna get over it. And that's the bottom line.

unknown 36:46

Anyways.

SPEAKER_01 36:47

And if you do go, ask for the owner. Let her know that we sent you.

SPEAKER_05 36:52

Yeah, ask for Matt and Danae.

SPEAKER_01 36:53

For sure, guys. It would be awesome.

SPEAKER_05 36:56

That limitless table talk, Fern and Nat sent you over there. So you can check it out.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

Because um maybe not say Fern, because you know.

SPEAKER_05 37:03

Alright, say it was say it was Fern and Nat.

SPEAKER_01 37:07

Because you called it the wrong name.

SPEAKER_05 37:09

It's a it's a slight miscalculation. I looked at the image, I looked at the picture. I didn't read it.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

Anyways. Um that so yeah, that was our trip. What other trip? Did you want to talk about anything else? Let's see.

SPEAKER_05 37:29

I think I think if we get into the the next trip, it's just gonna take too long. Yeah. Because um, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:38

I don't I don't think uh Alright, then I guess we'll do it next time, but we still have some time. My god, you're so boring.

SPEAKER_05 37:47

What?

SPEAKER_01 37:48

You're boring. What? You're making me cut this short.

SPEAKER_05 37:52

I'm not making you cut anything.

SPEAKER_01 37:55

Yes, you are. Why are children texting me? Why are children texting me asking me what time were they born? What? Yes, our middle one. I don't know her voice, but you do. Dad! She's asking What time was I born? Why are you yelling?

SPEAKER_04 38:15

Because she always yells.

SPEAKER_01 38:17

She's asking me what time was her sister born? What time were you born? What time was I born? What are they doing?

SPEAKER_05 38:25

This is bizarre.

SPEAKER_01 38:26

It is, I kid you not. I'm not joking.

SPEAKER_05 38:29

Why are they even what?

SPEAKER_01 38:30

This is a text I literally just got.

SPEAKER_05 38:33

Listen, we don't know when you were born. It just happened. The stork came.

SPEAKER_01 38:39

I know I know what time they were born.

SPEAKER_05 38:41

What?

SPEAKER_01 38:42

I know what time each one of my children were born. Wow. I don't know what time I was born, but I know what time they were born, each one.

SPEAKER_05 38:55

What time? Why don't you say it on the air?

SPEAKER_01 38:58

Okay. Our oldest was born at 5.30 in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_05 39:03

Exactly. Or 5.30 one.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

Nope, 5.30 in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_05 39:07

Is that what it says on the paperwork?

unknown 39:08

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

Our middle one was born at 5.30 in the morning.

SPEAKER_05 39:14

Polar opposites.

SPEAKER_01 39:16

Our youngest was born at 12.30 in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_05 39:19

This is how it worked out. It went just like this. Daddy, it's time for me to come out of the cave. Yes, child. It's time. Yes, my daughter, it's time.

SPEAKER_03 39:36

Dad!

SPEAKER_05 39:37

Let me out of here!

SPEAKER_01 39:39

First of all, I don't know why she's telling you to let her out. She was in me.

SPEAKER_05 39:43

Because she's she's having a conversation with me.

SPEAKER_01 39:45

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_05 39:46

Because that's how it works. And I'm like, relax, kid. Ask your mom.

SPEAKER_01 39:52

Well, the oldest is like, I don't want a sibling.

SPEAKER_05 39:56

And then and then what was the other one?

SPEAKER_01 39:58

He was born at 12 30 in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_03 40:06

You got any comics? I'm ready to go read some comics. Is there Spider-Man?

SPEAKER_01 40:14

That's what you think they sounded like.

SPEAKER_03 40:18

The Spider-Man is so cool. Read me Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_01 40:22

Actually, out of all three pregnancy labor with him was the worst.

SPEAKER_05 40:27

Make sure it's the adjective Spider-Man. Because he likes adjectiveless Spider-Man. Like not spectacular or amazing. Or I don't know. There's a bunch of different ones now. But those are the two that I remember the most.

SPEAKER_01 40:50

My response to our children was why?

SPEAKER_03 40:53

Why?

SPEAKER_05 40:54

I'm sure based on your text, it was just the letter why. It was because you love to just do that. You can't write out three three letters.

SPEAKER_01 41:04

Well, you know, I ran I get a random text. What time was I born?

SPEAKER_05 41:10

It's bizarre.

SPEAKER_01 41:11

What time was my sister born? Dad born, you born. That's what I got.

SPEAKER_05 41:18

Okay. I don't know when I was born.

SPEAKER_01 41:21

I don't either.

SPEAKER_00 41:21

I don't know what time I was doing.

SPEAKER_05 41:23

And it's even it's even less because I have less information about my birth.

SPEAKER_01 41:32

I don't know. I have a birth certificate for you. That's as far as we get.

SPEAKER_03 41:38

Okay. Well. Doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_01 41:41

My birth certificate is my original birth certificate.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

Oh. It looks so different. It looks so different.

SPEAKER_01 41:48

It looks so old.

SPEAKER_05 41:51

That's because you're old.

SPEAKER_01 41:52

Not as old as you.

SPEAKER_05 41:54

I am aging.

unknown 41:57

How could you?

SPEAKER_01 41:59

You just learned you're turning 50 next.

SPEAKER_05 42:01

Stop it.

SPEAKER_01 42:04

You're so old you couldn't remember the name of the place. Oh, I can go on and on.

SPEAKER_05 42:11

You are the worst.

SPEAKER_01 42:12

What? Hmm. Our anniversary's coming up this month.

SPEAKER_05 42:18

Nope. Yeah. No, no. It's been a great episode of Livingless Table Talking for a minute.

SPEAKER_01 42:24

Stop. The people gotta know.

SPEAKER_05 42:26

No, they don't. No, they don't. Okay, okay. I'm not gonna say anything. Okay. Alright, so let's end this thing. We're gonna end this thing right now.

SPEAKER_01 42:42

Alright, I'm gonna do my thing. I'm gonna cadavera! Stop! I'm gonna do my thing. I'm gonna cadavera! I'm gonna do my thing.

SPEAKER_05 42:48

Why are you still here? I just have met a cadaver in you.

SPEAKER_01 42:51

I'm gonna do my thing. Leave me alone. 30 years together anniversaries coming up. Oh 30 years.

SPEAKER_02 42:59

So what the hell is that?

SPEAKER_05 43:01

That was my my throat reacting to you being you.

SPEAKER_00 43:10

But why? What was that? That was scary.

SPEAKER_05 43:13

Yeah. It happens. That's scary. Thank you, age. I'm just saying Do your thing.

SPEAKER_01 43:23

I forgot now what I was gonna say. I don't know, whatever. Anyways, we had a great time at Ave Maria. I hope we entertained you and you got some information. If you've never heard of Ave Maria, now you heard a little bit about them. Stay tuned to for blah blah.

SPEAKER_05 43:43

Yeah. That.

SPEAKER_01 43:45

Stay tuned.

SPEAKER_05 43:47

Blah blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_01 43:48

Stay tuned for more trips to Ave Maria and other trips. Who knows where we're going next or what's up next? Um, if you have a place that you would want us to go visit, let us know. No, as long as it's not Yeehaw Junction, I'm good. Um, and check out Oyo Well craft beer for sure, guys. They were awesome. Definitely follow us on Limitless Couple 305 on Instagram. Follow us on Spotify. Oh, we didn't tell the people we're gonna be doing a YouTube.

SPEAKER_04 44:24

Yes, it's it's coming.

SPEAKER_01 44:26

Stay tuned, it's coming. Um, hopefully we're working on it. Hopefully, within the next week, we will have it up and running or so. Um, I already told Fern he has a timeline he has to do that.

SPEAKER_00 44:37

Um follow us, subscribe, keep showing your love for us. We see it, we acknowledge it, we love you all.

SPEAKER_05 44:49

Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 44:50

Until then. Why are you staring at me?

SPEAKER_05 44:56

I don't know why you're pointing at me.

SPEAKER_00 44:58

I'm not. Until then, guys, we all love you. Remember that you are loved.

SPEAKER_05 45:05

Parriot.