125 - We Still Got It, Wait My Neck Disrespects Me

Did we go out? Yes. Are we paying for it in the form of physical interest rates? Also, yes.

The one where Nat and Fern recap a night out that started with a "casual dinner" suggestion and ended with Fern "observing" the club from a seated position for 12 minutes. We’re breaking down the high stakes of putting on jeans, the mystery of why a smartphone suddenly weighs 40 pounds the next morning, and why being "well-rested adjacent" is a valid medical personality.

Grab your Gatorade, find your heating pad, and join us for a post-night-out post-mortem. We aren't old; we just have boundaries. (And maybe some neck issues.)

Don’t forget to like, follow, and send electrolytes.

Transcript

SPEAKER_08 0:01

Welcome back to Limitless Table Talk, where we talk about life, marriage, travel, and today, poor decisions after 10 p.m. I'm Fern.

SPEAKER_03 0:13

And I'm Nat. So grab your favorite cup of coffee or whatever it is you're sipping on today. Maybe it's tea, maybe it's something iced, maybe it's just vibes in a cup. No judgment here because you already know once we start, it's probably going to go left really, really fast.

SPEAKER_08 0:31

So fast. So fast. So let's first of all let's be very clear. There were no poor decisions after 10 p.m. And I feel great.

SPEAKER_03 0:45

You took a nap sitting up the other day.

SPEAKER_08 0:49

That was not a nap. That was strategic I reset.

SPEAKER_03 0:54

You were snoring.

SPEAKER_08 0:56

I was breathing with confidence.

SPEAKER_03 0:58

Let's start from the beginning. Who in the world suggested we go out late?

SPEAKER_08 1:05

You did.

SPEAKER_03 1:06

Don't lie to the people now.

SPEAKER_08 1:07

You said, and I quote, we should go out and have fun. We deserve it. Let's party like it's 1999.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

No, no, no. It was seven o'clock, and I meant dinner, dinner fern, not a full nightlife documentary.

SPEAKER_08 1:24

Well, you know, once I put jeans on, we are fully committed.

SPEAKER_03 1:30

That's another thing. Why are jeans now a life decision?

SPEAKER_08 1:34

Because jeans mean I can't breathe fully. Which means it's a commitment.

SPEAKER_03 1:41

That makes I mean, I don't understand. It's like I don't want to put on jeans. I was just gonna put on like whatever shorts and a shirt, like leggings, to go to dinner. Dinner. So, whatever. We get there, it's loud, it's packed, and immediately I knew already that we still got it. Absolutely not. That this was a mistake. Speak for yourself. I was in my element. What element? What sitting down 12 minutes after we had just got in there? We had just got in there, and you were already looking to see where you were gonna sit.

SPEAKER_08 2:19

Well, I mean, every every place needs to have a place to sit because that's how I What?

SPEAKER_03 2:25

Every place needs to have a place to sit?

SPEAKER_08 2:27

Yes. Because there's you already know you already know, and we've talked about this in the past. If there's no place to sit, we're not being there.

SPEAKER_03 2:37

We shouldn't have been there. I just wanted to go to dinner.

SPEAKER_08 2:42

It was a good time. And you know what? I sat down.

SPEAKER_03 2:45

I felt like I go ahead.

SPEAKER_08 2:47

And I was observing.

SPEAKER_03 2:49

You were aging in real time.

SPEAKER_08 2:52

I was conserving my energy for later.

SPEAKER_03 2:57

What? What? Later. We left right before midnight.

SPEAKER_08 3:02

That is responsible nightlife.

SPEAKER_03 3:06

No, responsible nightlife would have been being home by 9.30 with snacks to me.

SPEAKER_08 3:12

You wanted to go out.

SPEAKER_03 3:13

I wanted to go to dinner.

SPEAKER_08 3:15

You wanted to partake.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

I wanted to go to the bh.

SPEAKER_08 3:21

B.

SPEAKER_03 3:22

I would have been fine going to Outback, but no, we had to drive 45 minutes away. Fine parking. Get out of the car.

SPEAKER_08 3:30

Which, by the way, you gotta say, I found parking pretty quick. Also, what about that craziness in the parking lot, right? All right. That was crazy talk in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_03 3:39

People that were arguing over a parking space.

SPEAKER_08 3:41

I mean, literally.

SPEAKER_03 3:43

Get out of there.

SPEAKER_08 3:44

It's a real thing. You know, you you you think that it's not real until you actually see it.

SPEAKER_03 3:50

We never see it until we actually see it. Okay, okay, okay. So let's let's do this. So we're driving in the parking lot, and all of a sudden we did see a black pickup truck start backing up. Like, right? And he was just backing up into a space. And then no, no, no. He was backing up on the Oh, yeah, yeah. In the road. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 4:10

He was parking in in the in the in the lot.

SPEAKER_03 4:13

In the parking lot. He was just driving backwards.

SPEAKER_08 4:15

Or as or as our friends across the pond would call it, a car park.

SPEAKER_03 4:18

Well, anyways, he was just driving backward for a while. Like he had seen a space open up, it looks like. And behind. Right. So he starts backing up.

SPEAKER_05 4:28

He's like, that's a car leaving.

SPEAKER_03 4:30

And another car is backing up into that space already. While the pickup is backing up. And finally, when the pickup arrives to that space, he starts backing into the space. So now we have two cars backing up into the same space.

SPEAKER_08 4:47

Hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 4:48

And we're watching this happen.

SPEAKER_08 4:50

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 4:50

So the people in the little car both get out of the car. It was a lady and a guy.

SPEAKER_08 4:55

They both jump out.

SPEAKER_03 4:57

And go up to the pickup truck. Mind you, I'm like, this is how people get killed in parking lots.

SPEAKER_08 5:03

This is this is not a good thing.

SPEAKER_03 5:05

But we stayed and watched.

SPEAKER_08 5:07

Yes. As we should. I mean, listen, that's how you start off a responsible night of partying. You have to watch other people get into it.

SPEAKER_03 5:18

We're like, nobody's behind us. We're just gonna watch. We're just gonna stay. We got front row scenes. The person in the pickup never got out of there.

SPEAKER_08 5:25

If we had popcorn, it would have been the perfect show.

SPEAKER_03 5:29

We were like, do we need to go that way or this way?

SPEAKER_08 5:33

And then I was like, oh, there's a space over there. Let's go.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

Yeah, but whatever. You ruined it.

SPEAKER_08 5:39

So, anyways, I wanted to park.

SPEAKER_03 5:43

Whatever. Anyways. So, anyways, so yes, we did go party, party, whatever. So, let's talk about, because this is why we are here. Let's talk about the next day. The aftermath of going out.

SPEAKER_08 5:58

What aftermath? There is no aftermath. First of all, why is this a f uh uh uh like like like a like a movie, you see?

SPEAKER_07 6:09

It's like a movie. The aftermath.

SPEAKER_03 6:11

Because it felt like one.

SPEAKER_07 6:13

The aftermath.

SPEAKER_03 6:15

I it felt like one.

SPEAKER_07 6:18

One night. One couple before midnight. The next day. Oh, hey, how you doing? I feel terrible. It's the aftermath.

SPEAKER_03 6:33

Will you stop it?

SPEAKER_08 6:35

Listen, I feel completely normal. I felt completely, completely normal.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

You woke up and said, and I quote, whoa, that is so loud. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_08 6:46

I'm so sorry. That was that was that was such a genuine because I know what you're gonna say. And I quote, I know what you're gonna say.

SPEAKER_03 6:53

My neck is disrespecting me.

SPEAKER_07 6:58

I don't believe you.

SPEAKER_03 7:00

I don't you stretched for like seven to ten minutes, like you were preparing for the Olympics.

SPEAKER_08 7:08

It's called mobility.

SPEAKER_03 7:10

You made noises getting off the couch.

SPEAKER_08 7:13

Everybody makes noises getting off a couch.

SPEAKER_03 7:15

No, no, no, no, no, no. Not like that day. That was a full sound effect pack.

SPEAKER_08 7:21

That was necessary expression.

SPEAKER_03 7:25

No, that was thought of. Do I really need to get up? And your body said no.

SPEAKER_08 7:32

Uh, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03 7:34

I remember you taking a couple of the leaves.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

But whatever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:41

You see, nobody warned me that one night out now requires about three to five business day recovery period from being sore.

SPEAKER_08 7:49

I am not that sore.

SPEAKER_03 7:53

Okay. You see how you get yourself in trouble? Then why did you say ow when you picked up your phone?

SPEAKER_08 8:00

Because it surprised me.

SPEAKER_03 8:02

Wait a minute. The phone surprised you.

SPEAKER_08 8:05

Yes. It was it was oddly heavier than I expected it to be.

SPEAKER_03 8:10

It's the same phone you've had for like a year and a half.

SPEAKER_08 8:14

Well, today it came with extra attitude.

SPEAKER_03 8:18

Anyways, that that's what we're going with.

SPEAKER_08 8:22

Yeah. It you know, it was like the attitude era of WWE.

SPEAKER_03 8:28

Like that's it just had a lot of you're sticking to this.

SPEAKER_08 8:30

It just had a lot of attitude. It was like you any day when you just wake up and say, Oh, what's happening today?

unknown 8:44

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 8:46

Are you getting out of bed or what?

SPEAKER_03 8:51

Um you I can't even no, I don't know. I can't, I can't, I don't I don't know. I feel like you're on your own thing.

SPEAKER_08 9:03

Am I?

SPEAKER_03 9:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 9:07

I mean how often do we do the thing where we go out and then all of a sudden the music is just the whole time.

SPEAKER_03 9:20

No, not often. That's why we don't go at all to places. Only you want to hear it because then you can't hear anything for three days. And I'm going, what? And what? Because I can't hear.

SPEAKER_08 9:40

But I mean, you're not used to like loud things.

SPEAKER_03 9:44

I don't like it. I don't know. I'm not, I guess. How did we like this before?

SPEAKER_08 9:49

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 9:49

Well, I do people like this period.

SPEAKER_08 9:51

Well, I don't know why people like it. I'm just gonna say that.

SPEAKER_03 9:55

Like, why is the music so loud?

SPEAKER_08 9:57

I I like loud music, but I'm a concert person. So I I love like not being able to hear for three to five business days.

SPEAKER_03 10:06

Look, I hate having to repeat myself four or five times because a person couldn't hear me. What? Exactly. And then you know has it ever happened to you that you're like yelling to the person so they can hear you, and all of a sudden the music stops?

SPEAKER_05 10:21

And you're like, ah la la.

SPEAKER_07 10:27

Sorry. Uh the music was loud.

SPEAKER_03 10:32

Yeah. Meanwhile, younger people are out there living their best life with no consequences.

SPEAKER_08 10:40

Yeah, because they don't know about recovery yet.

SPEAKER_03 10:43

Recovery from standing?

SPEAKER_07 10:47

Exactly.

SPEAKER_08 10:48

You know, it all adds up.

SPEAKER_03 10:51

I don't understand. We used to be able to go out like Friday, Saturday, and maybe Sunday.

SPEAKER_08 10:57

And we were fine. Fine, perfectly fine.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

Okay, we were not fine. We were we just didn't feel it yet, I guess.

SPEAKER_08 11:05

Speak for yourself. I've always been elite. I'm all elite.

SPEAKER_03 11:11

Elite, really. That we're going with that?

SPEAKER_08 11:14

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 11:16

Fern, you needed coffee, gatorate, and silence for the day.

SPEAKER_08 11:22

That's just good planning.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

No, that was just you showing that you're 48.

SPEAKER_06 11:30

How dare you? How dare you?

SPEAKER_03 11:37

I went there. I went there.

SPEAKER_08 11:42

How dare you? Who do you even think you are?

SPEAKER_03 11:47

I'm Nat. Why? Why are you looking at me?

SPEAKER_06 11:56

How dare you?

SPEAKER_03 11:57

I'm just saying. Oh, and I think what I'm just gonna skip that now. Um, ignoring you because you're staring at me. And then we decide laser beams.

SPEAKER_08 12:11

Laser beams.

SPEAKER_03 12:12

Another day, then we decide that it's the greatest idea. Let's go partying with our children. Because who can say they can go out partying with their kids as adults?

SPEAKER_08 12:27

We can.

SPEAKER_03 12:28

No, I'm saying, like, obviously, but we wanted to keep up with them. Everyone else in our group was leaving. Are you kidding?

SPEAKER_08 12:35

We were rock stars.

SPEAKER_03 12:37

Everyone in our group was leaving already early.

SPEAKER_08 12:40

And I'm a rock star.

SPEAKER_03 12:41

Younger than us. Older than our children.

SPEAKER_08 12:45

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 12:45

And our kids were still like, hey, party, potter, pottery.

SPEAKER_08 12:49

And we were like, no, no, that was you. I was like old. No.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

Yeah, okay. Anyways, you kept looking at like all I can hear is so much later still, I hear it. Mm-hmm. And we were like, oh yeah, we're gonna last here. We're gonna stay here with them. We're gonna stay. We can show. We can do it. We basically did. We basically did. And I think one of the reasons why we ended up staying longer also is because one of our daughters came with us. And we were like, she's not gonna want to leave early to then find out she was leaving with someone else.

SPEAKER_08 13:36

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 13:38

We could have left a long time ago.

SPEAKER_08 13:40

Yep. Yep. Yep. Bad decisions.

SPEAKER_03 13:45

Bad decisions.

SPEAKER_08 13:46

Bad decisions.

SPEAKER_03 13:49

But yeah.

SPEAKER_08 13:50

I'll tell you what. I think we learned a lot about ourselves that day.

SPEAKER_03 13:54

What?

SPEAKER_08 13:55

That we need a lot of electrolytes.

SPEAKER_03 14:00

I was like, my feet hurt. My lower back was hurting me already. I was a hot mess. I couldn't even move the next day. I didn't even want to talk to anyone. I didn't want to move. I didn't want to do anything.

SPEAKER_08 14:13

I woke up perfectly fine.

SPEAKER_03 14:15

Admit it, you were tired.

SPEAKER_08 14:18

Nope. Not a bit.

SPEAKER_03 14:22

You were tired. Admit it.

SPEAKER_08 14:27

I am not tired.

SPEAKER_03 14:29

Say it.

SPEAKER_08 14:31

Nope.

SPEAKER_03 14:32

Say you were tired.

SPEAKER_08 14:35

I am hydrated.

SPEAKER_03 14:38

That's not the same thing.

SPEAKER_08 14:40

It's a well-rested adjacent.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

Adjacent. That's that's really not a thing now.

SPEAKER_08 14:46

It is now.

SPEAKER_03 14:49

You fell asleep doing a commercial.

SPEAKER_08 14:52

The commercial was long.

SPEAKER_03 14:54

It was 15 seconds.

SPEAKER_08 14:57

Well, it felt like a documentary.

SPEAKER_03 14:59

It was a 15-second commercial. The show's like we were watching something. We're still mourning. This is the next day after going out and partying, basically. And you said, I'm fine. Blah blah blah blah. And the show ended 15 seconds later.

SPEAKER_06 15:16

You were like, inaccurate.

SPEAKER_03 15:22

What? Don't lie to the people.

SPEAKER_08 15:26

That's inaccurate. I fall. Listen, I'll fall asleep watching anything. At any time. Regardless. Doesn't matter what it is. I will fall asleep every time.

SPEAKER_03 15:42

But then yeah, well, that is true. But then here we have 20-year-olds. Are you yawning? Are you yawning? Did I catch you? You are lucky we're not on video yet. We will be one day, but you are yawning.

SPEAKER_08 16:04

Nope. That was a sigh. No, I was a sigh.

SPEAKER_03 16:11

I saw it happen. Oh my gosh, I'm speechless. You have me speechless right now. Oh my gosh, guys. I'm like, I'm like, whatever. Anyways, anyways. You couldn't even walk normal.

SPEAKER_08 16:32

I never walk normal. What's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_03 16:36

No, no, no. The problem was it was more like a you shuffled to the kitchen like a haunted house character. Mm-hmm. And it was not stealth mode. It was a haunted house. Like you belonged in the Disney haunted mansion.

SPEAKER_08 16:56

That makes sense.

SPEAKER_04 16:58

Because I'm all about the wonderful world of Disney.

SPEAKER_03 17:03

Okay. What would you say if someone said let's go out tonight? Or let's go out Saturday night.

SPEAKER_08 17:12

Let's go.

SPEAKER_03 17:13

You're not gonna ask at what time or anything? You're just gonna say let's go to the house.

SPEAKER_08 17:16

Okay, what time?

SPEAKER_03 17:17

11:30.

SPEAKER_08 17:18

Absolutely not. That's disrespectful.

SPEAKER_03 17:21

So you were tired for sure, then.

SPEAKER_08 17:24

I am not tired. I just have boundaries and I've learned my lesson.

SPEAKER_03 17:31

That doesn't sound right. You just said you weren't tired.

SPEAKER_08 17:36

I'm not tired. I just have boundaries.

SPEAKER_03 17:39

You have boundaries. Yes. That's I see. Your boundary is bedtime?

SPEAKER_08 17:49

My boundary is peace. My gosh, I just yawed again.

SPEAKER_03 17:52

Uh-huh. You turned your own self in. Oh my god. Okay, whatever. Your piece is basically pajamas at this point.

SPEAKER_08 18:03

And what's wrong with that?

SPEAKER_03 18:05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 18:07

It's so comfortable to be in pajamas. Oh, it's so comfortable. Okay, so it's so cozy.

SPEAKER_03 18:13

The heck was that?

SPEAKER_08 18:15

It's so cozy to be in pajamas.

SPEAKER_03 18:19

I'm still back to why we would have thought of going out would have been a good idea. Like us going out, a good idea. Mind you, you are the person that wants to go eat at 6 o'clock, 5.30 for dinner.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 18:35

And we like being home by like 8 30.

SPEAKER_00 18:37

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 18:38

Our outings are like, oh, let's go like TJ Maxx or Marshall's.

SPEAKER_08 18:44

Spectacular.

SPEAKER_03 18:45

And we're back home by 9.30.

SPEAKER_08 18:47

Perfect.

SPEAKER_03 18:48

Who in the world thought that we can go an out after 10?

SPEAKER_08 18:52

You.

SPEAKER_03 18:54

Okay, whatever. I thought we could, but why wouldn't we? No, it wasn't me. Why are you trying to hold that way? Now you got me thinking it was me.

SPEAKER_08 19:02

Because it was you.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

I said I wanted to go to dinner.

SPEAKER_08 19:04

No, no, you didn't. You said I wanna live it up. Live it up. Live it up. And you said it just like that.

SPEAKER_03 19:11

I meant for like a different place to eat for dinner. Not the usual places we go to. Don't look at me like that.

SPEAKER_08 19:20

I am looking at you like that. No. C.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

No.

SPEAKER_08 19:24

C.

SPEAKER_03 19:25

No.

SPEAKER_08 19:26

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 19:27

You're the one that said, ooh, let's go out. What are the what is everybody up to? And then you know. 45 minutes later, drive, we ended up somewhere.

SPEAKER_08 19:37

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 19:38

And I'm like, I just wanted to eat dinner.

SPEAKER_08 19:40

But you had a great time.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

I didn't say I didn't. I had a good time.

SPEAKER_08 19:45

And then I even said I had a great time.

SPEAKER_03 19:47

We couldn't move the next day.

SPEAKER_08 19:49

You couldn't move the next day.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

You're gonna admit it one day. You're already yawning.

SPEAKER_08 19:54

I was perfectly perfectly fine.

SPEAKER_03 19:58

No, you were not.

unknown 20:00

Oh my god, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 20:01

We're gonna go back and forth.

SPEAKER_08 20:03

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 20:06

Anyways, that's another. Anyways, I don't know why we brought this up.

SPEAKER_08 20:12

The other thing is that you wanted this experience because you wanted to go to a cowboy bar. Like a cowboy place.

SPEAKER_03 20:19

Right.

SPEAKER_08 20:21

Where you can do line dancing. And not once did you line dance.

SPEAKER_03 20:25

I like to people watch.

SPEAKER_08 20:27

And I said, I said, oh, we should get you uh cowgirl boots. No, I don't want cowgirl boots. I said, we're going to a cow cowboy place. You should have cowgirl boots.

SPEAKER_03 20:39

And I said, no, I don't want cowgirl boots. And I didn't get cowgirl boots. Why am I saying it so slow?

SPEAKER_08 20:45

Because you're I well, anyways, our kids have gone to that place.

SPEAKER_03 20:52

We've heard about it, and I said, why not? Fine. If you're gonna drag me out, why not, right?

SPEAKER_08 20:57

So I'm gonna drag you out. You wanted to go there, and I made the necessary arrangements.

SPEAKER_03 21:03

I mentioned it at one point.

SPEAKER_08 21:05

You mentioned it multiple times.

SPEAKER_03 21:07

Yes, but I figured we would go there before 9 p.m.

SPEAKER_08 21:10

You say they don't open till 9 p.m.

SPEAKER_03 21:13

Nobody gave me that information.

SPEAKER_08 21:15

I gave you that information in the parking lot. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 21:19

Okay, well then let's make things straight here. If we're gonna blame me for something, let's let's set the record straight here. In the parking lot.

SPEAKER_00 21:29

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 21:30

We still went. It makes no difference. We went in.

SPEAKER_00 21:33

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 21:34

We had a good time. My people watched. A lady fell trying to leave. That was hilarious. I did help her get up.

SPEAKER_08 21:43

There was people dressed as cows as well, which was hilarious.

unknown 21:48

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 21:49

I don't understand that. They were they I was like, is this Chick fila? Where's Chick filla? They were celebrating a birthday.

SPEAKER_03 21:57

They were celebrating a birthday in her friend's dress. Dressed up as chick uh as cows for some reason. I don't know. It must be an inside joke, maybe.

SPEAKER_08 22:05

I don't know. It was kind of funny.

SPEAKER_03 22:07

They were all dressed like cows.

SPEAKER_08 22:08

And then there were people riding the bulls that should not have been riding the bulls.

SPEAKER_03 22:13

See, I did not attempt that. First of all, you gotta get I gotta figure out how to get up there. And as soon as the bull thing starts, I was probably gonna fall.

SPEAKER_08 22:24

You want to know what I didn't like about the whole process? What? About what I mean about what? Watching the process. You had to take your boots off or your shoes off. Oh, yeah, you had to take doing that in public places.

SPEAKER_03 22:38

I would think for safety reasons.

SPEAKER_08 22:40

Well, because the the mat is like uh uh what do you call it? Inflatable inflatable?

SPEAKER_03 22:46

Like the bounce house, yeah, you can pop it, I guess, right?

SPEAKER_08 22:49

Yeah, but I don't like that. Because I wouldn't want to take my boots off there.

SPEAKER_03 22:54

Why?

SPEAKER_08 22:55

It's just uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

Why?

SPEAKER_08 22:58

I well, you know what it takes to me for me to put on jeans and my boots? It takes a minute.

SPEAKER_03 23:05

I see. But you looked cute.

SPEAKER_08 23:08

You look cute.

SPEAKER_03 23:09

No, I'm saying you looked cute that night.

SPEAKER_08 23:11

I I tried. I wanted you to look at me and say, Look at that guy. Look at that guy. That is my guy. No, I don't know why I gave you a now I sound like you sound like you just came off the set of narcos.

SPEAKER_03 23:28

I'm more concerned that my voice sounds like a guy's voice in your head than anything else, right now.

SPEAKER_05 23:33

Yeah, it's like you looked at me and said, Oh, look at that cowboy right there. Oh, hell yeah. Oh my god, I can't cowboy, and I'm like, you know it, sister.

SPEAKER_03 23:50

Oh my god. The music wasn't bad. It was the DJ was really good, actually.

SPEAKER_08 23:54

The music was pretty good, and you can do it. It's a little weird though, because it's like it's it's like hip hop.

SPEAKER_03 24:02

And people are lighting it.

SPEAKER_08 24:03

People are live dancing to it. That's something new to me.

SPEAKER_03 24:06

It is to me too. Like, and then everybody knows the steps because it's the same steps over and over for every song.

SPEAKER_08 24:14

Is it it? I think there was different different steps.

SPEAKER_03 24:19

No, it was pretty much the same. It was side to side, forward, back, turn.

SPEAKER_08 24:25

So it's like the key.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

Side to side, almost, but it's just the way they I don't know, put their hands, I guess.

SPEAKER_08 24:31

They boogie on.

unknown 24:32

They boogie on.

SPEAKER_08 24:33

Is that is that the term boogie?

SPEAKER_03 24:35

I don't know what the term is.

SPEAKER_08 24:36

I don't know what the term is.

SPEAKER_03 24:37

I'm trying to remember them dancing. I'm picturing them in my head.

SPEAKER_08 24:42

They were doing the two-stair up bum bang dang dang bang.

SPEAKER_03 24:46

And our daughter tried to get you to go out there to dance, but you wouldn't.

SPEAKER_08 24:49

She's like, Papa, come, come, papa. Come dance with me, papa. I said, It's okay, daughter. We'll be alright. I don't know when I became Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

She does okay, okay. That one's a one. That one's a papa one.

SPEAKER_08 25:05

She says, Papa.

SPEAKER_02 25:06

That's right, that's right, that's right. Because we went with all with all of our children.

SPEAKER_08 25:10

We went with all of our children. Well, not our son. Not the young boy. Not the young one.

SPEAKER_03 25:15

We went with our daughters and friends.

SPEAKER_08 25:19

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 25:19

Yeah, I'm trying to picture. I'm still trying to picture the dancing here in my head.

SPEAKER_08 25:23

Papa, come line dance with me. And I said, It's okay, daughter. We will not do that today.

SPEAKER_03 25:30

Everyone, all the other ones were trying to get you to dance too.

SPEAKER_08 25:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:35

And you wouldn't go. Daddy, come dance, daddy.

SPEAKER_08 25:39

He said no.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

Dad, come dance.

SPEAKER_08 25:42

He said, No, it's alright. I'll just, I'll just uh But they didn't dance.

SPEAKER_03 25:45

Only one dance dance. They didn't dance. Only the one.

SPEAKER_08 25:48

Only the one. Only the one.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

Only one of them danced. The other ones did the same as us. Watched.

SPEAKER_08 25:54

They just watched. The whole time.

SPEAKER_02 25:58

Basically the same.

SPEAKER_08 25:59

They just watched. They just people watched.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

It was.

SPEAKER_08 26:02

I mean, there was a lot of uh It was an interesting crowd. A lot of interesting is the word. Yes. Interesting is the word.

SPEAKER_03 26:11

Interesting crowd.

SPEAKER_08 26:12

I I you know it's funny because I felt so overdressed. And I was just wearing a cover. I was super overdressed.

SPEAKER_03 26:20

I thought it was just mean.

SPEAKER_08 26:21

But the one guy with the tank top that said I heart hot moms. He was wearing sunglasses. He was wearing sunglasses inside. And it was nighttime. It was midnight.

SPEAKER_01 26:38

God, yes. I forgot about that guy.

SPEAKER_08 26:41

Yeah, I can't I can't because it's just it was so he was it was a tank top. It was a tank top.

SPEAKER_03 26:48

Hot moms. Hot moms, yes.

SPEAKER_08 26:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:53

I remember him. And there was another guy wearing, wasn't it like a big purple design on his shirt? Older gentlemen. Oh man. I don't remember now. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_08 27:05

It's possible. There was so many. It was such a strange.

SPEAKER_03 27:07

It was like the face of someone.

SPEAKER_08 27:09

It was a very unique crowd.

SPEAKER_03 27:11

Yeah, because you had the young people.

SPEAKER_08 27:13

Yeah, there was one that had the face of like Kobe Bryant. Yes. Maybe. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_03 27:17

It was purple. It was like a purple design shirt.

SPEAKER_08 27:20

Yeah, and I'm just like, dude, really? And here I am in my jeans, my boots, my cowboy hat, a nice button-down.

SPEAKER_03 27:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 27:28

My belt buckle because, you know, I'm gonna buckle up.

SPEAKER_03 27:31

And I was nicely, I had leggings with a nice tank top. I even went and got a jean vest because, you know, I figured it's a cowboy place. We were the only ones dressed like that. There were some people where cowboy hats. There was a few. No, no, no. There were some people. A couple of them, young people with boots on. Um, but then people were like in just shorts, and I stop the yawning. We can all hear it.

SPEAKER_08 28:01

We can't hear it. I feel it.

SPEAKER_03 28:06

There was just an interesting crowd of people. From and then the people dressed as cows.

SPEAKER_08 28:12

That the people dressed as cows are the best.

SPEAKER_03 28:14

If I had to rate the night to give a word to this, it was like the people dressed as cows and that guy with the tank. Ooh, I have the hiccups now. The tank top that says I heart hot moms.

SPEAKER_08 28:26

Yeah. And then you know what was funny is that they would come out and do like a like a procession with a big sign. And there was that one, there was that one sign that I loved that was hilarious. It was like, happy birthday, pickle rick. Every time we'll go by, I'd be like, Pickle Rick. You know?

SPEAKER_03 28:51

At one time they came out and it said, Who filters?

SPEAKER_08 28:54

Who filters your water?

SPEAKER_03 28:56

We never got an answer from it. That's all that came out.

SPEAKER_08 28:59

It was just uh who filters your music. Who filters your water?

SPEAKER_03 29:02

The coolest thing of the night was when they did the purge music. They they did.

SPEAKER_08 29:08

They did like a whole breakdown of you know, they turned the lights down. They came out with masks, they came out with masks, the purge, the sound.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

They did the music, like the sound of the sirens. That was cool, scary, but cool. Just saying.

SPEAKER_08 29:24

Like I love the purge. Purge could have happened right then and there. We didn't have protection. Such a fun series of films and show. There was a show too. I know. Remember that?

SPEAKER_03 29:35

We didn't finish the show after.

SPEAKER_08 29:36

Yeah, we did. We saw the whole show.

SPEAKER_03 29:38

Oh, yes, we did. Yes, we did. Yes, we did. They never did part two or three years or something.

SPEAKER_08 29:43

And we've seen every movie. Yes. Every purge movie.

SPEAKER_03 29:46

But yes, they did that. And that was super cool.

SPEAKER_08 29:49

That was cool. Um, I really enjoy the purge.

SPEAKER_03 29:52

It was, it was funny. It was fun, I mean, sorry. I'm trying to think of that night. I I we love people watching, the two of us do. So that's the best because what we did was we were with our friends and our kids talking with them, but at the same time, we were people watching. So when we got in the car, we can discuss the people watching.

SPEAKER_08 30:16

The people watching in the outfits? Oh, it's my favorite thing. Is the six degrees of separation?

SPEAKER_02 30:21

Will you stop?

SPEAKER_08 30:23

Do we know that person? Do they know someone I know? Does that person wearing that tank top know someone that I may know? That's the game. And then you sit there and you say, which person would they know that I know based on their outfit?

SPEAKER_03 30:54

Oh my god, I can't. You have me now just thinking. Because now I can't think straight.

SPEAKER_08 30:59

He's got glasses on, he's got a f he's got a uh a snapback, shorts, and a tank top that says iHeart Hot Moms. Who does he know that I know? Who does he know that you know?

SPEAKER_03 31:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 31:17

Because I don't know him.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

Anyways, I'm just gonna move on. But he may know someone that I know. Moving on, moving on.

SPEAKER_08 31:23

Play that game.

SPEAKER_03 31:25

Let's do ka chow.

SPEAKER_07 31:28

Oh, lightning. Ca-chau.

SPEAKER_03 31:30

But only I get to ask you the questions.

SPEAKER_07 31:32

No.

SPEAKER_03 31:33

Yes. It's my ka chow.

SPEAKER_08 31:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

Are you too old for this? You ready?

SPEAKER_08 31:41

What?

SPEAKER_03 31:42

It's called Are You Too Old For This? That's what I named it.

SPEAKER_08 31:45

I'm not. Okay. At all.

SPEAKER_03 31:48

Alright. So no thinking. Fast answers only. Cachow. Are you done?

SPEAKER_08 31:57

Cachow.

SPEAKER_03 31:58

You ready?

SPEAKER_08 31:58

Waiting.

SPEAKER_03 31:59

Going out at 11 p.m. Yes or no?

SPEAKER_08 32:02

What is wrong with you?

SPEAKER_03 32:05

One drink or five?

SPEAKER_08 32:07

Zero.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

Good job, because having one just makes you sleepy.

SPEAKER_08 32:12

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 32:14

Sneakers or cowboy boots.

SPEAKER_08 32:18

Boots.

SPEAKER_03 32:19

Finally, honest. After party.

SPEAKER_08 32:24

No party.

SPEAKER_03 32:28

Okay. You want to wake up early the next day? Yes or no?

SPEAKER_08 32:35

No.

SPEAKER_03 32:37

No. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 32:39

The next day?

SPEAKER_03 32:41

Yeah. No? Well, I guess if we wake up early, we're like disoriented. But anyways. Dance floor or sitting down? Sitting down. Of course, we all know what you were gonna say.

SPEAKER_08 32:54

Sitting down.

SPEAKER_03 32:56

That's true, because the other night you were like guarding that table like security.

SPEAKER_08 33:01

Yeah, I want to sit.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

Late night food?

SPEAKER_08 33:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 33:05

Good job.

SPEAKER_08 33:06

Snacks always.

SPEAKER_03 33:07

Do you want to go out again tomorrow night?

SPEAKER_08 33:09

Definitely not.

SPEAKER_03 33:11

Come on, let's not be disrespectful. Thought you weren't tired.

SPEAKER_08 33:16

Just because I'm not tired doesn't mean I don't want to go anywhere. I just want to sit here and watch shows and snack.

SPEAKER_03 33:24

That sounds like something someone who's tired would say.

SPEAKER_08 33:29

Why do I have to be tired?

SPEAKER_03 33:32

Whatever.

SPEAKER_08 33:33

To actually feel.

SPEAKER_03 33:37

Whatever. Anyways. Alright, guys. Lesson of the day.

SPEAKER_08 33:43

We can still go out.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

But our bodies will file, well file. You see, I can't even talk. We'll file a complaint the next day.

SPEAKER_08 33:53

Speak for your body.

SPEAKER_03 33:56

Your body already submitted the paperwork, stamped it, and filed it.

SPEAKER_08 34:00

It was a suggestion, not a complaint.

SPEAKER_03 34:06

What? It was a complaint. You filed it 55 times in the complaint box. Anyways, I'm trying to end the show, and you just want to start with me.

SPEAKER_09 34:18

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 34:20

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SPEAKER_08 34:25

Don't forget to send electrolytes.

SPEAKER_03 34:30

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SPEAKER_08 34:50

Period.