90s/2000 shenanigans that would be crazy to do in 2026

We all had a lit childhood and would do off the wall things you ever got lost on purpose?! Maybe snuck over to your friends house late night? Get into it with me with the things I think we def would label as crazy in 2026  

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And we back. And we back. We back. Yeah. This your entree. This your intro. This your ever little got a manner. If you ever didn't mother, didn't love ya. If you ever find another, you wouldn't trust ya. And you say your life is perfect. I deserve it. And I might have wanna die. In my old service. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, what it do, guys. You're listening to another episode of Kicking It Wiki One. If you guys didn't know what song I was out singing or mumbling, well, that was that Charista Rapper. If you know, you know. That's that's that Charista Rapper. He be up there. I ain't gonna lie, he be up there. He be sliding like uh, I ain't gonna say nowhere near close as Kanye, but that nigga be the nigga music be sliding. Goddamn. You want no problem with no problem with me. What y'all know about that? Like But what it do, guys, it's a lovely goddamn Sunday afternoon. And it's been a it's been a while. It's been a been entirely too long. I'm gonna say about a month of Sundays. Y'all ain't here for me. And I'm I'm terribly sorry about that. I've been so busy and just like with work, you know, being a blue-collar guy I am and fucking my family and you know everything else, you know, we just been we just been lit and living, you know. So I'm back at it, and I missed you guys. Really did. And shout out to you guys who've been checking out the podcast and giving it a listen on your uh on your days. I really appreciate it. Just keep it going, and I'm gonna keep it going for you guys. Today, we got uh just a normal episode for you guys. And I was born how how how old you guys think I am. If you said 24, you was you was right. Everybody else, y'all terribly wrong. You know, so I'm a 2000s baby. Uh say what you want to say, say what you want to say. At least I wasn't born in the 19. 19? The dinosaur days, you feel me? But this episode is about stuff that was normal in like the the the 19s, the 19, the I'm sorry, the 90s in the in the 2000s, you feel me? Goddamn, my mama was black, and like I said, I'm a 2000 baby, but the 90s baby, I don't know what y'all went through, you feel me? But we're gonna we're gonna see what y'all went through. You feel me? Kids today, they got GPS, they got cell phones, they got smart watches, they got the we got the Apple AirTags, they got they got everything, you know, the the the track our kids and and shit like that. Back in the day, our parents was just like, hey, go outside. You you bored, go outside. Me being the guy, guy I am, the kid I am, fucking that meant go ride your bike, nigga. Go go pick up that that stick over there. You feel me? That bit, what that stick look like. That bitch, that stick look like a long ass shotgun. Oh yeah, gotta tote that. Motherfuckers don't know about riding like kids today, they got iPads and shit. My son, he got an iPad, uh uh Nintendo, you you name it, he got it, but he be in the house. Back in the back of my day, they the bicycle, bicycle gang, that's what it was. It was a whole biker gang, you feel me? Has had them people with chopper, people had chopper bikes. Nobody knew about the chopper bikes. Okay, so the chopper bikes were basically bicycles that that looked like full motorcycles, but they were like bicycles. They had they couldn't damn they could tell that ain't have no inches because they had foot pedals, but they was hard as hell, you feel me? Like hard as hell to have. We had the normal bikes, you'll put the you put the soda can, crushed up soda can in the back. Now I was a fucking 120cc dirt bike. You can't you can't tell me nothing. I'm toting that bit down the street, you feel me? But our parents would be like, just go outside, no phone, no location, just just vibes and survival. I had my group of friends, we'll do like dumbass shit, like fucking stand on the side of the road, and it was like a bush, and the bush had like um I don't know, not like these type of seeds on them. We would just pick them off and fucking lunch them at traffic when it was like driving pop. People just hunker their horns, but I feel like they were upset, but they they seen we were kids. So it's like, hey, do that shit while you a kid. Your fibby do that shit while you a kid. Um parents, yeah. The parents be letting us whole roam the whole goddamn neighborhood. Um in the 90s, the parents be like, go outside and play, and we'll just go to that rental friend house. That rental friend on the other side of town. But how we got there on the other side of town, you asked? We got there on them dirt bikes, which are actual just normal bicycles. We got there on them on them dirt bikes. You feel me? But we knew I got like I said, my mama black. I knew damn well be in the house before the street lights came on. Hey, it was a race. It was a race. Another thing, stuff that was normal in the 90s, that would be crazy today. A lot of people don't have them, they don't have house phones no more. But we used to call like people house phones and be like, uh, hello? Can I talk to uh can I talk to uh Winston? And fucking their parents had the nerve to be on the phone. Be like, who is this? Bro, I'm a kid, a winston friend. Come on, come on, Miss Austin. You know this. I just was over there for and we had you made muffins and shit for the family. We talk about who is this? We're Winston at. Um, we would damn drink water from the holes. Like I said, kids, kids today, they don't play outside, so they don't know anything about like going outside. And my mama, like I said, she's black. Ain't no running headed out. So best believe I'm outside with my with my little dollars, so I could go to around the corner to the dollar store, get me, get me like five soldiers. You have five solas. Drink them bitches every hour. You hey, you outside five hours. Hey, after that, I need some water. I'm taking it in. I need some water. But by that time, no, them street lights was coming on. Kids today they don't they drink Akaline Glacier Water from goddamn United Kingdom, goddamn Iceland type shit. Back then, we just had the hot metal holes. You turn that bit on, let the dirt and mud flush out that bed a little bit, make sure nothing crawl, no lizards in there crawl up the tube or something. Then you taste it, it tastes like goddamn rubber and rust at the same time. It's like it tastes like metal, but it's it's crenching your thirst. Y'all don't know about that. And a lot of people like I stayed in this place called Liquid Park. I had well water, like it was well water up there, meaning that we didn't have like city water, our water came from under the underground, like I don't know, from a reservoir or something. I don't fucking know. But we had like these pumps in our backyards, and we had to fill those up with like these huge ass salt bags that kids don't know nothing about filling up. Maybe if they still got well water around today, you know, who knows? I don't know. But you have to take these heavy ass bags and just fill it up with salt so your water could be like somewhat clean, but hey, don't don't drink that shit. Don't drink with it. Yeah, I I wouldn't I don't even say cook with it, but goddamn um fucking when something broke in the 90s. I don't know what y'all had did. I don't know if y'all had to guess the like fix hard work, goddamn or anything, but now and like in the 2000s, we had we had YouTube, but back then, alright, it's like hit me and hit me and let's see what happens. You feel me? Goddamn, sitting way too close to the TV is another thing. Motherfuckers would be like, parents, um, sorry, not motherfuckers, but parents, my mom would be like, don't sit too close to the TV, you'll go blind. But the TV like 27 inches big. So of course we we were close to it because we had them little ass TVs back in the day. Now we got big ass, like 65 inch TVs, 85 inch TVs, which is crazy. And it's not like I don't know, growing up with small TVs, it's definitely bigger TVs is definitely something that like I'm glad I have now. Um recording songs off the radio. Kids don't know nothing about that nowadays. We got Apple Music, we got YouTube music, you got Spotify, you got all these apps to listen to tunes. But back then back in the day, if you had a computer, you had a CD. Now I don't know if y'all know what a CD is. I'm I'm getting too old. You're too old. Yeah, you had a CD, you had to wait three hours for your favorite song to download on that bit. And then the DJ, the DJ started talking to the middle of your song. This is Power 106. Now your mixtape just sounds crazy. We laugh, we laugh, do the doom, do do do. What y'all don't man to the window? To the wall, to the wall. Y'all know nothing about that, man. I'm getting too lit. We're getting too lit right now on this dude. We're getting too lit. Uh shit. Another thing, I ain't gonna say my mama did my mama did not do this. I don't know if y'all's parents did this, but being like left the home at eight, goddamn nine, ten, you feel me? The parents in the 90s, they probably would've been like, don't open the door for nobody. Shit, my mama said don't open the door for nobody. My mama would be like, don't open the door for nobody. And you leave and leave you home with a microwave of a frozen pizza and goddamn fear. Cause you like, I ain't gonna lie, my mama used to watch uh jigsaw. She would she used to watch jigsaw and fucking I used to always be terrified that that that that hog mask motherfucker would come for me. I don't know. I don't know. Um you had random kids showing up to your house. Friends, like friends didn't text, motherfuckers just showed up, so like showed up, like, yo, hey, could could y'all come outside and play? And then nine times of ten, I got a twin brother. We was always in trouble, so it was like, hell nah, we can't we can't come outside. But you did know, you know how how you knew how where everybody at was at and the spot. You see the all the bicycles, you see all the bicycles in the front yard. Everybody got them kicked stand out, like just stranger things. Not lying. Goddamn, fighting after school was another thing. They don't know if they uh I I ain't even in school right now. I don't even know how they get down to school no more. But motherfuckers be like, meet me after school, and the whole neighbor would come and watch it like it's the Super Bowl. Today that'll be on TikTok in like four seconds. Like, you don't you done seen before the fight started. Fucking well, to be honest, yeah, you'll see all that shit before. You we see all that shit. It's crazy. Kids today think we had it rough. I mean, my I think my parents had it worse. They would they would say how they got to school. They had to swim across a river and and cut through a forest and shit. But honestly, we all survived. Doll up the internet, AOL chat rooms, and that one for him with a slow computer. Growing up wasn't too crazy. Most people thought, I don't know, we had a bad, but we could just download the internet. You had the AOL chat rooms, and then you had that one friend on the with on the grandma internet with the slow ass computer. So we all made it work. We all made it work growing up. And like I said, that was just fucking a couple things that I I had my opinion on about stuff that motherfuckers in the 90s and 2000s that was normal, but it'd be crazy today. Especially when if I found out my kid is across town, what are you doing across town? And like I can't, uh you ain't got your phone on you. What do you be? I remember one time, now I had uh this neighbor, he professionally raced dirt bikes. He was a kid, and he moved across the other side of town, and but we were always we were neighbors, so we were buddies, and like I said, we had no phones or anything. So me and my twin brother, we went across town and we would just fucking uh ride the dirt bike. But we went over there on a normal bicycle, and on our way back home, because we were on the other side of town, the chain popped. So best believe we did not beat them street lights home. When when I say we got around that corner, my mama just in the middle of the road with her hazards lights on. Like on the phone with my grandmother. I'm thinking, hey, it's about to be over with. She just, get y'all out, you feel me? Get y'all out on right now. So we walk into the crib, like I'm looking, I'm looking at him, he's looking at me, I'm looking at him. I'm like, yeah, we we about to get it, but we don't did it now. We get in the house, she just make sure we ate dinner and ain't really like chew us out too bad. Ain't even ain't even give a nigga a whoopee, you feel me? Shout out to Mundukes, I love you. Uh, but yeah, that's just that's just high beat though. What have you guys been up to? Um, you guys having a good 2026 year? Yeah, I'm I know I missed a lot with you guys. I've been fucking I've just been busy. Like I said, I've just been busy with work and everything, but I'm thankful to be able to post this episode and get it out there to you guys. Um, I believe you've been listening to any music lately? I've been listening to a lot of music. I've been listening to uh uh Sienna Spiral, you know. Let's stand in for you. Oh my blah. Just see it through. Slid that bit. Slid that bit. Well, I can slid the fuck out of that song. I ain't gonna lie to you. I might put it at the end of this song. At the uh at the end of this. Um I learned it on bass guitar, if I'm being honest. I might I might put that one in there. Like me playing it on bass, just the intro for you guys, so you you guys know what I'm talking about. And like I said, shout out to you guys who are who are checking out my podcast. Um, you know, still. And I just I just want to say thank you for all the love and support. You guys are amazing. I really do love you guys, man. And you gotta make sure if you're going to work, if you hustling, if you if you got a side gig or whatever, make sure you you keep it going. And you definitely go. If you unfortunately, like me, if you're working for Uncle Sam, you can't give Uncle Sam all your time and not come home and not focus on yourself. So always come home and make time for yourself, make time for your family, make time for the things that you love and watch your mental health. But that's all for you guys today. I'm gonna let you guys go. I gotta I'm gonna get back on the game, play some monster hunter. Um, if you guys play the game, you can follow my PSN, uh Admire P S N at what's my PlayStation Network? Uh it's T G Fat Boy. Uh T that's T G F A T B O I I. Uh between the F and the G, there's not a comma, but not an apostrophe, but the you know the line, not an underscore, but you know the maybe a hyphen. It's one of those. Um you can reach me at my uh email, duke's high key one at gmail.com if you guys want to give me any if you guys want to um give me any tips or want to discuss anything or you know any anything topic like that, want a shout out, you know. Feel free to do that. And I'm gonna let you guys go. That's it for you guys. Appreciate y'all for kicking it with key one. Same time, same vibe, next episode.