As Unscripted as it Gets

Hold on for this one, because the adventure does not stop with the guys. Ryan Fitzpatrick hosts Unscripted with Ryan with guests Cole Madzey, a former college hockey player, and Caelan Zing, a basketball player. Cole discusses his transition from hockey to studying for the Series 66 exam and securing a job at Vanguard. Caelan shares his decision to stay at Franklin Pierce University and his interest in sports marketing or real estate, despite moving away from basketball and previously entering the transfer portal. They reminisce about their experiences in Montreal, including cultural interactions and favorite restaurants. The conversation also touches on personal anecdotes, family dynamics, and future plans, including Cole's upcoming move back to Dallas for a new life in the finance world. There is that, and plenty more off the rails conversations that embark in this one, so stick around past the beginning.

Thanks for listening! 

Unscripted with Ryan brings you authentic stories from campus and beyond — covering sports, friendships, leadership, and the moments that shape us. New episodes air live Wednesdays at 4 PM on The Talon and are available on all podcast platforms.

Transcript

unknown 0:13

Sleep.

SPEAKER_02 0:14

Now we are also being recorded for our future platform. My buddy's losing his lunch. Again, this is unscripted with Ryan. Ryan's headphones, dude. Oh my god, he's sweating so much. So I've I've like once again I said we have a couple guests here today. Um Cole Madsy, a returning guest. Um Cole coming off of a hockey season um to where he was which was his last professional, not professional hockey, but college hockey, um playing, and he's he's missing him a little bit, right?

SPEAKER_01 0:42

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're nervous now? No, I would I'm wait, so none of this was recorded before.

SPEAKER_02 0:50

Yeah, but we're live.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

Oh, dude. Juddy's gonna be so mad. Why? Because he loves these. Okay, he's listening now. I don't know. Good stuff. Big guy. Uh what were we talking about, sir? I'm mutting. A little bit of burn hockey. A little bit of brain foggy. Oh yeah. Yeah, I do miss hockey. I miss like uh just like being around the guys every day and like just going to practice and just doing whatever and just kind of messing around the entire time. Um like the locker room's the best thing ever. Just sit there and hang out with your best buddies for like a couple hours. Yeah. Um What's what's a basketball locker room like?

SPEAKER_00 1:29

Dude, I'm not gonna lie, basketball locker room, it's uh it's weird. I'm not gonna lie. Like it's when you're doing well, it's like really fired up. But like our at least ours this year is like time, it's like like it gets to a certain point where it's like guys are just joking around in the locker room. I it's a lot of just like, I don't know, shooting shit with your buddies. And then uh That's what it is though. Yeah, but like honestly, yeah. And then wait, do you guys get naked in there? No. We is like we have a shower in ours, but I don't think it was used once at all this year.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

You guys love getting naked in your locker room. Hockey is like probably the most naked locker room culture of all time. Oh, yeah, my biggest. Football's up there, don't get me wrong.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

But I got in the shower and I was scratched. And what? My last game at NEC, we played Norwich and we lost in playoffs, and I got in the shower with the guys, even though I didn't play. Just a shower with the boys.

SPEAKER_02 2:23

Were you sweaty? I mean, you have to have like the the pads on. No, not the pads on. No, no, no, no. You weren't suited up, I got you. So you had to have the suit on though. You wear a suit when you still are scratched no way games, no. But Oh, okay. You did you travel with the team still? Mm-hmm. Sometimes most of the time. I guess football's a lot bigger. Like if you're scratched, you don't travel with the team. But you still like there's room on the bus. Mm-hmm. And you still showered with them. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Sick, dude. That's a loyal that's a loyal locker room right there. That made me think of my role as Paul Bus and Nutprint, and so that's what he used to do. He's like a you'd like him, he's d on a podcast spitting checklets. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he used to get scratched all the time in the NHL and just go shower the guys.

SPEAKER_02 3:07

I'm not gonna lie, like you mentioned a naked locker room. Football's not naked, like some guy a lot of guys do what they're girls. I don't know why that was so loud. My water bottle just let off a huge exhaust. Um I wonder why. And then um Yeah, no, legit. Like, you guys are definitely known for I mean, you got Dougie in there. I think Dougie's the leader of the naked.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

I'm up there for a leader of the naked.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

I think you are in your own house.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

It's true.

SPEAKER_02 3:37

Dude, before we met you, Kalen, also for the podcast listener, I haven't introduced him yet, but we have Kaylin Zing. I have no idea how to say your last name. I don't think I've ever cared enough to learn it, and I'm sorry, buddy. But it I know we call you Zing. What is your last name?

SPEAKER_00 3:49

Zilinga.

SPEAKER_02 3:50

Okay, I'm gonna keep calling you Zing. Um sick, dude. Kalen was a basketball player here. He was gonna transfer, but then he chose a different route. He chose to stay and hang out with his buddies. He was literally in the transfer portal, looking for um were you looking for to play basketball or you were looking to put it down and go somewhere else for school?

SPEAKER_00 4:08

For like the first two months I was looking for basketball, and then it kind of just got to a point where I was like, I'm over this. Dude, you're sweating bad. Um But I just like hadn't really touched the ball and like I didn't miss it, so I was like, just see what's out there for school. So I was looking at uh Rollins in Florida for a while and up until like You would you would have to go down south. One of my two of my friends from home live there, but yeah, and then like a week before I met you guys, I was like, gonna leave, and then I met y'all, and I was like, alright.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

Now you're in a frat with us.

SPEAKER_02 4:42

Now I'm in speaking of our frat, which you Capofranco, what do you feel about that? Did you hear about the that noise last year when we uh started rumblings of making that frat? Or you probably not, but I didn't, dude.

SPEAKER_00 4:54

First time hearing about it uh was week and a half ago. But you know, fired up, Taos on campus, you know. Alcoholic roe.

SPEAKER_02 5:05

But you so now you're definitely staying, right?

SPEAKER_00 5:08

Yeah. You already picked your class for next semester, so you can't say I have anywhere to live or have classes picked, but I'm coming back.

SPEAKER_02 5:14

100%.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

That we're just in the process.

SPEAKER_02 5:16

Do you want me to put you in pro like you want me to help you with that? Yeah, I have no idea how to do it. Oh my god, dude. Um first campus. Well, I think your thing might have closed. Let's email someone. Mati. Yeah, Mati or Juddy, and then we can get you all set up for that, okay?

SPEAKER_00 5:30

Yeah, dude, great. Uh housing, like, yeah. I think I'm dripping sweat right now. Yeah, I'm starting to get out of here. I'm probably making everyone nervous with my sweat.

unknown 5:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:38

First of all, we just a 26-year-old man in a room with an with a teenager and that's the majority. That's it. That's it. Wouldn't be the first time.

unknown 5:49

Just kidding.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

So, speaking of French, so Montreal. We went to Montreal a few months ago. Obviously, I had this conversation with Nick, and you're from Montpellier. You're familiar with the French culture. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_00 6:05

Montreal's like three hours from my house, so I go a lot in the summer. Yeah, you would tell me about that. What's your favorite experience?

SPEAKER_02 6:12

Um we all know.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

Unspoken.

SPEAKER_00 6:17

Unspoken. I'm not gonna lie, there's this there's this restaurant called like three brothels or whatever that like we always go to.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

Three brothels? No.

SPEAKER_00 6:27

But no, we always go there right when we get in. Love the burger there.

SPEAKER_01 6:31

What? What did you just say? Three, three. Never mind. Hopefully, my manager doesn't hear this and instant fired.

SPEAKER_00 6:39

So Yeah, no more, no more internship next year for me.

SPEAKER_02 6:43

No more Montreal. Cole and I obviously had some favorite experiences in Montreal. What were your guys', yeah? But I but personally beating each other up in the streets. That's one. I was me and Nick and I were telling everyone about it. We played hockey in the streets. We're just bodying each other and into the boards. It was a construction site, but it was in the middle of the streets and everyone, a record scratch, stopped, whatever. Um, personally. Personally, I really loved the um the that breakfast spot.

SPEAKER_01 7:10

Eggs eggs eggs, benedict squ um excellent.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

Excellent, maybe. It was it started with eggs. It's in the middle of town. Anybody lose your lunch?

SPEAKER_03 7:22

Thinking of lunch is making me lose my.

SPEAKER_00 7:24

Are you actually serious? You made a gag face too. Dude, by the way, we're on the dining office. I gotta eat starting. True.

SPEAKER_01 7:29

Um. Uh what about like making friends with all the bartenders?

SPEAKER_02 7:34

Yes. Okay, after we left, Nick and I didn't talk about that. After we left the battle. And he hit me up after he's like, yo, what don't we go? When are we running it back? Let's go, come back up. You should get Charbell on here. I would. I have his number. I can call him. That's true. Phone. Call in. Phone in. He's an interesting guy. Yeah, but um, French have their ways, man. I'm telling you right now, it's actually so cool. Like learning that whole experience is and what the like We thought it was gonna be the worst trip of all time first night. Oh, dude, it's so great there. Okay, let's um let's get a little political here. Whatever. But no, not like that. Not like that. But listen, we go to another country, especially one that's not of their majority language. Uh well, can Canada's obviously English, but um, you go to Montreal and it's a it's a French it's a French speaking um city, and we go there, and they they don't like us. Let's be honest. They don't they they they expressed that right off the bat, Cole. Tell us about that experience once we got to Montreal.

SPEAKER_01 8:29

Well, we're trying to get in to the bar before my birthday. Classic. And sounds like us. And then we're like in behind these girls, and these girls are like, uh, we could tell you're American instantly.

SPEAKER_02 8:46

It's not like we were being obnoxious in the line. Like, obviously, f if you hear us, you're like, oh, those guys definitely no. We walked up to the line, I think we're just having a regular conversation. It wasn't about anything crazy.

SPEAKER_01 8:56

But sort of like on Mati. Mati was there actually. Mati was there. Yeah. Yeah. Mati being there is what made me fall on the floor. Um yeah, anyway. Um these girls are like, we can tell you're American, and then eventually we convinced them to like us.

SPEAKER_02 9:14

They I thought they did really like us after. Like we it took them a while, they were grilling us, saying that we're in bred. We were in line for probably like a half hour. Yeah. They were they were grilling us, and we're just like, oh yeah, like listen, we understand, whatever. You guys have your opinions about us. Um we're just here to have a good time. It's nobody's bringing it up. And then American. Okay, yeah, no, no, no, you're right, you're right. What they were saying to the bouncers, obviously. What are you looking at? That woman. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

Classic. Unscripted with Ryan Fitzpatrick. Longtime listener, first time caller. Dude, you already were on the show. Alright, what were we talking about? Oh, dude, the bouncer, yeah. Then the girls go in, and then the bouncer comes and he's like, You're not getting in uh unless you pay like 400 boom boom for a bottle.

SPEAKER_00 10:05

A bottle or a cover? A bottle cover. We had to buy it, we had to buy a first time we went. First time we went, there was like eight of us. We had to buy a bottle just to get in. And then every time I've gone, I've had to pay a cover.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

Yeah, so then we went to another bar, cash only. The Mati came out. ATM doesn't work. Mati and his buddies are there.

SPEAKER_02 10:24

Uh left they were at the bar, we got uh we didn't get kicked out. We were like, alright, we're not gonna pay the cover for you when you just let those people in for nothing. And we now we have to pay a cover. We took it as like, alright, we're just getting grilled. It was given it was the first hour of what did you say? Beaters. It was the first hour of of being in Montreal in the city alone. So we had to really like we were just absorbing everything. Obviously, I was there for two years ago, so everything everything was a lot pl like politically different, to be fair. And then going there in the first hour, everything's a little politically different out th all the stuff that's been happening the past couple of years, and then we we dealt with that right off the bat. So then we're gonna be there for three extra days. So once we got to the next bar, we're like, alright, we're about to we're about to be grilled this whole vacation. This is not gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

And um and then the bartenders actually ended up loving us everywhere, all of them, every single one, except for the ones there. Well, those who were bouncers, to be fair. Oh, that's true. I guess I don't even know what's going on anymore. There's so much brain fog. Did you guys go to a Mexican restaurant when you were there?

SPEAKER_00 11:29

No. Dude, the one I would go to a Mexican restaurant. Oh, don't tell this kid about Mexican restaurants. Three amigos next time you go, one of the best places ever literally walked out with a sombrero on last year on accident. It's the best.

SPEAKER_02 11:40

I walked out with a Burger King crown on one of those nights.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

That one never ends well.

SPEAKER_02 11:50

So what do you mean?

SPEAKER_03 11:56

I can't explain. If you know you don't know. That's Paul knowledge. Alright, anyway.

SPEAKER_02 12:02

Um We left Tell me about your my Montreal experience. Well, first of all, you can't really talk uh Mexican place with this guy because he's from him being from Mexico. Yeah, he's from Texas, dude. Yeah. The Texas place, and you got, you know, all the all the Mexican restaurants out there. You say, well, first of all, we're at Mexica Mexica last night, the restaurant restaurant spot. If you're local around here, you're listening live, you're probably passing by on 119 Mexica because the owners there are fantastic. We got Eddie, we got Jose. You got Xavier in the back working his tail off, scrubbing the floors. I saw yesterday, he almost made me slip. Um Xavier doesn't really scrub the floors, but he's the man. Um, but that was a great experience. But obviously, by you, buddy, you have some great Mexican places.

SPEAKER_01 12:46

Oh yeah. Really good Mexican food. One of the top three. Uh I love this there's this place by my house, Ernesto's. It's unbelievable, like best salsa of all time. It's like pretty cheap too. And then there's a place that Mutti loves. It's called Muchachos. It's like it's like an expensive, like higher end one. Uh so they have like bone marrow butter on their fajitas. It's unbelievable. So freaky.

SPEAKER_03 13:12

What do you even say?

SPEAKER_01 13:14

Bone marrow butter. Oh, and then like bone marrow. I guess I could say like cheloso, but it's not like a restaurant, it's like chipotle, but like so much better.

SPEAKER_02 13:21

Also, it's a chain.

SPEAKER_01 13:22

Yeah, well that there's like probably twelve, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

That's fair. Would you say that like Mexican rate rex like Mexican food is like the Italian food of the East Coast, like New New York, obviously, New Jersey. Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_01 13:35

Well, because like Tex Mex is its own thing. Right. So it's like its own.

SPEAKER_02 13:39

Because obviously you guys have you guys have your pizza, whatever, but we also have our Mexican food. But it's switched. Like we have we're known for our Italian food. We know like and you guys you say that I'd say we're known for Well, your barbecues too.

SPEAKER_01 13:50

Yeah, barbecue, Tex Mex and barbecue. Um, yeah, that's probably too much.

SPEAKER_02 13:56

And then switching over to states here. I mean, one guy's known for his maple syrup.

SPEAKER_00 14:00

Yeah, that's what I was saying. Um there's like three maple syrup farms within ten minutes of my house. So sick. Yeah, it's good. I mean, I mean I've I've kind of always had it, so like it's nothing crazy to me. But like maple creamies, too, that's like huge.

SPEAKER_02 14:16

Maple creamies, yes. I didn't have one in Montpelier, but I had one maple creamy. Shout out the um baseball team in the NECBL. They're in the North No. The Long Island Ducks. Dude. It's not Maple. Yes. Lake Monsters. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. NECBL. I don't know what that is. Okay. Um it's it's where the Montpilier, you know what Montpelier Mountaineers? Oh, yeah, the Mountaineers, yeah. Mountaineers, they play there too. But also there is the um Burlington Butt plugs. I just had it. What? Alright, yeah, that one too. Um, but they had maple creamies. No, that's they're unreal. That and uh the Nighthawks! The Nighthawks. You never heard of the Nighthawks? It's on the border of that in Massachusetts or New Hampshire.

SPEAKER_00 15:03

Yeah, that's kind of far.

SPEAKER_02 15:03

Oh no, it's New Hampshire, New Hampshire. So it's north. Um, but they have s unbelievable maple creamies. Shout out the uh Nighthawks, Nighthawks. I gotta find out the location of them. Obviously, I'm gonna be there again this summer. It's gonna be a good time. Also, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to announce that season one on Unscripted with Ryan is um come to a close soon. Um we're gonna take a break over the summer. I'm gonna I'm myself, I'm gonna transition to the Keen Swamp Ads being their broadcaster. I'm gonna have my own podcast platform. But this is the end of season one, I'm saying, of Unscripted with Ryan. So next year, not next year, but uh in a couple months, Unscripted with Ryan will be back. So um it'll give time to reflect on Unscripted with Ryan. Why are you looking at me like that?

SPEAKER_00 15:45

You're looking at his eyes.

SPEAKER_02 15:47

You're scary when you have that look. Don't say that, dude. You're gonna give me no blood. Right. Says this guy. Are you kidding me? The run you've been on, huh, lately?

SPEAKER_00 16:06

Talking about a man, you want to talk about a guy, this guy Mazzy. He's been on a like a 2018 brawn run, obviously.

SPEAKER_03 16:22

Anyway, bag baby.

SPEAKER_02 16:26

Bag baby, bag baby, make the hood go crazy, more crazy. Uh down to the side. That's a song. This is the most ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01 16:34

The fact that this is literally on the radio is crazy, dude.

SPEAKER_00 16:38

How do you feel? What's it like being laughed for your first time, buddy? Uh I don't know. I'm kind of nervous if you can't say I haven't really said anything. I'm kind of just here laughing, having a good time. Uh you just came to watch, but you got to go. Yeah, I was on the watch, and then you couldn't say no to this. I like your bracelets. What you got on right there? Uh I got this uh gold one.

SPEAKER_02 16:56

Show the camera.

SPEAKER_00 16:58

And then I got this breast cancer one.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

So obviously the breast cancer one speaks for itself. It represents, you know, breast cancer awareness, screw cancer. Um, what about the gold one? First eye.

SPEAKER_00 17:08

Uh yeah, pretty much just for sty. Just for wheeling, kind of just for the women.

SPEAKER_02 17:14

We were talking about that, yo. When we were at Mexico yesterday, Teddy was like, dude, how do you do it? How do you do it? Me? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

Yeah. Talk about unanimous MVP stuff early, bro. Kidding?

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Um What you said was you're a very social guy.

SPEAKER_00 17:30

I'm absolutely thinking I'm very social.

SPEAKER_02 17:32

Well, I mean, all three of us can probably um speak for this. Like, we just we're not afraid to be like, hey, hey, you checks, rock it.

SPEAKER_00 17:44

Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like I'm a very social guy, and like I don't I don't know, I just like to meet new people regardless of it.

SPEAKER_02 17:50

So So, Cole, tell me about the transition from playing hockey to not playing hockey, like retiring. Um Cole had a transition, he just passed a sh series sixty six exam. And if you're a finance bro, um you know exactly what I'm talking about with this whole situation because um obviously finance is a harder job to get into. It's the one where you sit in the cubicle, but you do make a lot of that money, and so hard work to get there. So, buddy, you passed your series 66 exam. Tell me about that. How'd it go?

SPEAKER_01 18:24

Um, so much studying, so annoying, like worst part of my day every single time. Is it like sweating like you are right now? Pretty much, dude. And then like ta the test is like 110 questions, I think, and you have to get 73 to pass.

SPEAKER_02 18:41

Right.

SPEAKER_01 18:42

Um But yeah, I'm like taking it and then I'm like low-key having a PA because I marked you can mark them for review.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

And and then you go back and look at them again, but I marked like 46 or something, and I was like, oh, gotta go back through these. But then my buddy Claude told me don't second guess myself, sends me the uh the flexing emoji.

SPEAKER_02 19:04

He loves that emoji so much. My knuckles killing me. What the is going on?

SPEAKER_01 19:09

What the boop?

SPEAKER_02 19:11

But yeah, so you had you sweating. First of all, Claude's let's speak about AI for a second because um best friend. It it obviously it's it's making a big change.

SPEAKER_01 19:18

Do you know I was top 1% of chat users this year? You're kidding. In my chat wrapped, like Spotify rapping. Well, you also Yeah, dude, I was number one.

SPEAKER_02 19:28

They do rap, he's the one to know that. That's why you're top one percent.

SPEAKER_00 19:30

That's why you're one, because you're the only person that would ever know.

SPEAKER_02 19:33

How often did you know that chat GBT or AI users have rapped?

SPEAKER_00 19:39

That's unreal.

SPEAKER_02 19:40

Dude, go on it every day and ask it, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 19:42

I don't go on Google.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

Well, think about it. You also used it as a therapist. Is this ASpace?

SPEAKER_01 19:47

True. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 19:48

You use it as a therapist. You legit would go to it for like stuff you're dealing with and whatever. And they had they had legit answers. You can put that out there. Like you they had legit answers to help people. Um, but you transition from ChatGPT to Claude. Claude is another AI app that's just like ChatGPT. Um, talk about that transition.

SPEAKER_01 20:07

My buddy loves transitions. Um Segways.

SPEAKER_02 20:11

Well, no, because Claude Claude was sick. Claude helps a lot of kids. I mean, you know, because you're a little younger than us.

SPEAKER_01 20:16

I don't know what Claude is. Dude, I would say get on Claude, but Claude's low key falling off since so many people have been using it now. So it's like kind of dirt now. Yeah, I'm back on the chat wave, kinda. You got premium or what? No, not anymore.

SPEAKER_02 20:29

He did have premium, but he wasn't paying for it. You'd never pay for anything. Yeah. You finesse your way out a lot of things. You mean you little rascals.

SPEAKER_01 20:37

You know who finesses their way out of paying for anything? Is Judson. Free McGrath. Sure.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Was a boy. That kid loves grandma. Anyway, so um Claude Claude does get dumbed out a little bit. My buddy's about to lose his lunch. This guy's not alright here. What's it like being really good friends with a 26-year-old when you're like?

SPEAKER_01 21:02

I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_00 21:06

So I didn't actually know he was 26 until about yesterday. I think it told you yesterday. I think it was yesterday. I thought he was like 23. I didn't know what we were talking about yesterday, and he was just like 26, and I was like, huh? I was like, no way. Dude, what's it like being 26? Like, what like 30's approaching, man? Is that our buddy?

SPEAKER_01 21:27

Yeah, is our buddy greeting me out. What's his name?

SPEAKER_02 21:30

Um, Sully. Sully. Sully's still in here. He's still watching us. I'm glad to see you, Sully. Shout out, Sully. We'll have you on soon. Um, what were you saying?

SPEAKER_00 21:40

I was asking what it's like being almost 30. Dude. Oh wow, you're far.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

Well, first of all, quarter century, that's what you said last time. Wow. Almost 30.

SPEAKER_00 21:48

Wait, so what? You're 26, you're born in 2000? Mm-hmm. What was that? What was that like? Um He was born in 2007. 2006. My bad. Sorry, close enough. Dude, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

Dude, you were one when the Giants won the Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_00 22:04

What the heck? Like, what was what cool happened before I was alive? In the first six years, I mean there's one bigger jump I could say, but Oh my god, dude. In the first six years of your life, like what? Uh I don't know, dude. I was I started hockey when I was five. Dude, let's go. I missed that. You are born yet. You started playing hockey before I was born, man. It's crazy, actually. So unreal. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

I can't believe I have to shower after this, dude. It's a hot room, man. I should come in here and sweat out the demons every single day. Just do like push-ups or something.

SPEAKER_02 22:36

So series 66. You passed that exam. Obviously, it was really stressful going into it. Like I I was stressing for you because obviously I was with you when you were studying sometimes. You were going through it. And you made me think sometimes, oh my god, are you gonna even pass this? You made me think that because of the way you're reacting on some of the practice exams.

SPEAKER_01 22:52

Oh, it's so frustrating.

SPEAKER_02 22:54

Kaplan. What what what is Kaplan? Tell me.

SPEAKER_01 22:56

Kaplan's like a study course company.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

Is that just for accounting? Finance?

SPEAKER_01 23:02

No, they do it for I'm pretty sure they do it for everything. Healthcare, all that stuff? Yeah, like yeah. Shout out, give us a give us a sponsor. Shout out to sponsor the show. I don't need you anymore, but thanks. Oh thanks for that. You're about to get go to your series seven. They gave it to me. Vanguard gives it to me. Okay. They sent it to me already, actually. Yeah. Okay. And they have a tutor like on site. Well allegedly.

SPEAKER_02 23:22

Well, you went and passed that example.

SPEAKER_00 23:24

You saw it on LinkedIn, by the way, really. Should we talk about my LinkedIn? Should we talk about Colmanzi's LinkedIn or what?

SPEAKER_02 23:31

Matching on LinkedIn.

SPEAKER_00 23:32

Yeah, dude, yeah. Start it. I mean, if you want a LinkedIn comment, this guy will leave you the longest one. He'll hit the word limit. He loves to just show a support for his buddies doing well in the world.

SPEAKER_02 23:45

Guys, I'm gonna be honest with you. He just goes to Chad GP and asks for his.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Yeah, go back to my buddy chat. Let's talk to it.

SPEAKER_00 23:53

Give him a chat, right?

SPEAKER_01 23:54

I say this is verbatim what I tell chat. I say, make the corniest LinkedIn reply of all time and make it heartfelt and wholesome. And then it'll give me one that's not long enough, and I say make this way longer. And then it makes it like 250 words. I don't even read them, I just instant copy and paste.

SPEAKER_00 24:11

So that's awesome. I'm looking forward to one.

SPEAKER_01 24:13

Yeah, I need to. You gotta make a big accomplishment, man.

SPEAKER_00 24:15

Hopefully we can get it. We'll get on there. Nick Fish LinkedIn for his job. My internship in with uh Dallas with Big Dog here next year.

SPEAKER_03 24:23

I love when you say big dog. I think it's so funny. Dang, dude. Yeah, big dog was over last night. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_00 24:31

Yeah, dude. I'm really looking forward to uh entering Dallas. Never been. Yeah, we gotta get that going, Vanguard. Let's figure this out. Let's work. Work with me.

SPEAKER_02 24:39

So, Cole, you're making a big transition in your career now. I'm putting those transitions. Whatever, dude. But like you're going, you're getting leaving college. 26 years old. That's a big step. It's a good age to leave college, yeah. You hate me when I say that. I'll be 21 when I leave college. 26 years old. You're going you're leaving college. It's time to enter the workforce. Now you're gonna go and you had these interviews while even studying for your series sixty six exam. That's pretty hard. Because not only are you do you have to you know work your way up to passing the probably the biggest test of your life, and then you're ch also trying to get a big step internship, you're leaving college. You're gonna have to start your life. So with that process going, what'd you find more complicated? Studying for the series six exam or trying to find a job?

SPEAKER_01 25:20

Getting a job definitely was really yeah. Honestly, I wasn't getting any traction until I said like on my resume that I was gonna start like I was gonna take the 66. And then that like made me get like four or five interviews right away after ones I applied for, which was interesting, but the whole application process is such a joke. It's all AI, because like just an AI screening of your resume, and so you just you have AI uh trying out AI their thing so you can like actually get at least an interview, let alone a job offer.

SPEAKER_02 25:53

And you said you went through tons of screenings. Were you talking about? Yeah. But one of those did go through. And then those before you a couple of those went through. Talk about JB JP Morgan, one of the biggest companies. And I didn't know it was before I met you, because I could give two rats about whatever the heck finance. Obviously, I'm gonna have you as my advisor now. Yeah, you're managing all my money forever. Also sugar night. You were going into JP Morgan, and you it was it's a big company. If you know finance, that's a big company. Or if you know banks even. Um but you found a better job. Vanguard. What made it better?

SPEAKER_01 26:30

Like, would I I want to be an advisor, so like this is literally like a program to like teach you how to be an advisor. Um and then like you know, whatever. The the benefits and the pay were better, whatever. Um so I ended up going with Vanguard and uh yeah, it just it just made more sense. Good for you, man.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

That's a big deal, and especially I'm really proud of you, man.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

Thanks, bro. Thanks, big dog. What do you study, bro? Oh, I'm a marketing major. Yeah? Oh, I either want to do sports marketing or I think I'm leaning more towards real estate just because like to watch. Do you have classes with Rudd? I've never had a class with Rudd.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

He does sports, he does marketing.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

I had a marketing class with Jeff. Do you ever Mark Sheehan ever? I had Mark Sheehan for both economic classes. He's the go.

SPEAKER_01 27:27

You gotta get Sheehan on here, too. He's so funny.

SPEAKER_00 27:29

He's genuinely the go. He's so funny.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

He's so funny. He has the craziest stories of all time.

SPEAKER_00 27:33

I know, dude. Half a class is him just telling like the best stories you ever heard. So sick. That's with Kenneth Clark, too, honestly. Kenneth Clark will tell the most just funny.

SPEAKER_02 27:42

Hug Franklin Pierce, man, the coursework that you have here. It's not sitting in boring. Best school on the planet. Best school on the planet. You're about to leave it. You're about to go down south. You're about to leave. Are you kidding me? You're about to leave. He's about to leave because he's aging out. You're about to leave aging out, dude.

SPEAKER_01 27:56

Or I could just come back and be a professor. Yeah, what do you mean?

SPEAKER_00 27:58

This guy's gonna be an extra professor.

SPEAKER_01 27:59

Today you gotta tell me. Can we talk about that? Yes. Yeah, I mean, my advisor, shout out Todd Herman, uh like commented on my LinkedIn about me um like being an adjunct professor. That's so sick.

SPEAKER_00 28:14

Whatever you'd be a great professor.

SPEAKER_01 28:16

That's unbelievable. I I totally want to. He's like, if you have time or something, like whatever, which I'm totally gonna do because I love this school and I want to teach something. Teach you. I don't even know what my class is. I'll be your only student. Maybe like Mati class or something.

SPEAKER_00 28:31

That'd be sick. Boom, boom. Sure. Big dog class. Big dog. I'll teach the big dog class. It's true.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

So talk about this. I mean, uh, there's two guaranteed internships at Franklin Pierce University. Um, what would be like an internship you'd be looking for in the marketing area? Like now that you're going into you know, are you gonna be an upper classman soon?

SPEAKER_00 28:52

Yeah. I mean, yeah, that's kind of weird to see. Right? Alright.

SPEAKER_01 28:57

Imagine, yeah. Imagine being me, dude. Such a loser.

SPEAKER_02 29:03

No, you're a frat leader.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

And we got grandpa for the neighbors too. No. Um have you seen the first neighbors? Yeah. You know Zach Efron's character? Yeah. In the second one, he legit is still in the frat, like lives in the frat house. It's like shut down completely and he still lives in it.

SPEAKER_00 29:18

It's just you?

SPEAKER_01 29:19

Yeah, and he's graduated and everything. It's yeah, it's just me.

SPEAKER_00 29:21

It's like old school, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:23

It's you. Emphasis on old the tank, man. Frank the Tank. Frank the Tank is not coming back out. Streaking and streaking. Sleepwalk streaking. Is that what they call what what do they call you?

SPEAKER_02 29:39

Matus. Dude. What do they call you? Uh Frank the Tank?

SPEAKER_00 29:46

No, that's from an old school movie.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

Oh, because you slept walk last night, so that's why I mentioned that. Yeah. You did. Guys. I hate to say this. Vanguard, close your ears. Yeah. Um, my buddy Matt. Man enough to say it. He's definitely mad enough to say it. He woke up on some stones.

SPEAKER_00 30:06

Stones? I thought it was a bush, at least.

SPEAKER_01 30:08

You know, whatever. Long story short, I woke up sleepwalking and I was wandering around Franklin Pierce's campus in my underwear because I didn't have to say all that. Well, at least I wasn't naked. You're right. It could have been a lot worse. I could have been naked in my spider events, which technically isn't naked.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

The best part is there's nothing like, you know, you're you're say you're freshman or you're sophomore. You're really excited about freshman. That just adds to my point. Nothing like being a freshman or a sophomore. You're ready to get over with with your with your finals. You're almost over with your finals. And you just see a 26-year-old roaming campus.

SPEAKER_00 30:51

Like I think from Elf when he's roaming, dude. She's madsy. Just cool.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

Uh should we talk about uh growling? My my buddy's been hanging out with a woman and she's Oh my god, she's she's older, older than him, so I sat there for 25 minutes making her growl because she's such a cougar.

SPEAKER_02 31:15

So being from Montpellier, do you ever have transition experiences? Do you ever have experiences to where you feel like it's a smaller town type feel? Yeah. Um compared to like I mean, Cole and I are from places that you know there's a little more people around, so yeah, I mean what's that like?

SPEAKER_00 31:31

Honestly, it's it's good and bad, like everybody knows everybody, so like that's kind of the best thing about it. But like obviously, if I want to go to like a big city or like go see my friends, like I go to Burlington normally, which is like it's a similar vibe, but it's a lot bigger.

SPEAKER_02 31:46

Martina Spakova.

SPEAKER_00 31:49

But yeah, I definitely like it. Like it like knowing everybody. I mean, I've known all the same kids for like my entire life, which is like so cool.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

That's hug you over the hump, bro.

SPEAKER_00 31:58

Oh my god. You're sweating profusely.

unknown 32:02

Woo woo!

SPEAKER_00 32:03

No problem.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

Oh bringing it back. High five.

SPEAKER_02 32:06

I'm glad I'm glad you you came to Franco Pierce then because the transition from Montpelier being a smaller place to and like it's similar weather too.

SPEAKER_00 32:13

Like this guy's from Texas, like he can tell shout out him. Actually, he just gave me his coat because he doesn't need it anymore. But yeah, I'm from the I mean it's freezing out.

SPEAKER_01 32:21

Wait, what? You gave him the black coat? He was wearing it, and he's like, Can I have this? I was like, sure.

SPEAKER_00 32:28

And it's number five, which is my number.

SPEAKER_01 32:30

Oh, okay, that's fair.

SPEAKER_00 32:31

That's fair.

SPEAKER_01 32:31

Well, I mean I didn't I didn't I didn't even know that until I uh You tatted up with five. You tatted that on your wrist?

SPEAKER_00 32:35

It's because he was I have it with my mom. What what? That was my mom's number in college. My mom! My mom me and my mom. Mummy, mummy. Is that the girl? So yeah, so I got it with my mom.

SPEAKER_02 32:49

No, no, that's nice. That's nice. So what does five represent?

SPEAKER_00 32:51

Uh it was her number in college, and then I wore it all my life, and my brother wore it, and kind of like everyone.

SPEAKER_01 32:57

That's middle brother.

SPEAKER_00 32:58

Yeah. Well, Mother's Day's coming up. I know, dude.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

Gotta get them all. Shout out. Shout out the moms. All the moms out there. Shout out my mom. Shout out to my mom. You guys work so hard. Get them some flowers. Get them some flowers. Appreciate your mom. Love them. They might reach out to you all the time. I have a call. My mom called me the past couple days and an answer. I've been too busy.

SPEAKER_00 33:16

Too busy hanging out with my buddies. I'm gonna tell my mom I was on a podcast after this. She can listen to it. Yeah, she'll love it.

SPEAKER_02 33:22

Well, guys, I really do appreciate you being here. You're done? Yeah, dude, it's been 50 minutes. 50? Boom boom. Fifty boom booms, actually? Well, we might as well push it to 60. Yeah, we might as well get a full hour in. Alright, well, these guys want to keep staying. I hope you guys are enjoying listening. I hope you're thinking Sully's still in here. He's still listening, right?

SPEAKER_01 33:39

I hope you're I hope your radio uh in your car is turned up all the way.

SPEAKER_02 33:43

We hope it's turned up to the max. What were you doing today in the office? That weird Oh, um. Oh no. I forgot I think that was what I was saying. I don't even know. Whatever. Why don't you like the song we like for called Indecision? Yeah, why why are you not a fan of it? Um because I'm a frat star and I'm 26 and I'm not aging.

SPEAKER_00 34:11

That song came out when you were born, I think.

SPEAKER_02 34:14

I think it was more so when you were born.

SPEAKER_00 34:15

It was 2013. Oh, my bad. You were old by then.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

Come on, big dog. Yeah, my bad. I think I know me too. Yeah. My rage gallon's gone.

SPEAKER_02 34:24

So for those that don't know what rage gallon is, um what what you guys blackout rage gallon is. Yeah, Borg. And um Borg. Borg. It's one of our stims. Yeah, now now rage gallons just sounds so funny to say.

SPEAKER_01 34:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:42

Why does my fist hurt, Cole? Yeah, you love punching.

SPEAKER_01 34:49

Could be worse, dude. It could be my car. Sorry, Volkswagen.

SPEAKER_02 34:52

Could be my mom. Oh, come on. Cole is very close to this family.

SPEAKER_00 34:57

What what what would you say your connection with your family is? Super close. Mom's like my best friend, talks with my every day. My little brother's like the funniest person ever, so like but I feel like I guess that's just kind of like I mean, I grew up like that. It was like like we ate dinner together every night. It was like no matter what. Oh, I love family dinner. So it was like everyone.

SPEAKER_02 35:14

I didn't appreciate it when I was younger. I'm not gonna lie, I should have really more, especially because now my parents are divorced, so it's like, oh wow, those were really the times, man. When when those family dinners, man, especially because the parents are cooking stuff.

SPEAKER_00 35:24

That's what I'm saying, dude. It's crazy. That's where it's at. And it was like every day, so like that's kind of just like how I grew up.

SPEAKER_02 35:28

So like Yeah, me too. Me too. Like you're in the dining room. Everyone has their assigned seats. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:33

Yes. Yes. Where'd you guys sit? I sit like facing like the TV would be like on the side, I would like face the TV.

SPEAKER_01 35:40

Cool, you we always have it at my sister's house, so I always take the head of the table because I want to just talk the most. Because you're a big dog. Because I'm a big dog. Because I made the meal. I always make the big thing. Probably because you were rage gallons. Are you gonna make us some pasta tonight or what? Yeah, we've been big on the we've been saying this for the whole week.

SPEAKER_00 35:55

It hasn't happened once. Yeah, and then I'm just gonna do it. Oh, it happened yesterday. And I didn't get any. Someone ate all of it. Also, so salty. Not your best work.

SPEAKER_01 36:02

Not proud of it, man. You have to say it. Tabasco pasta. Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 36:08

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:08

Not my that was her right. Yeah, she just someone made it salty. No, it was salt. I'm pretty sure it was Robert. I'm pretty sure Skip was like, I need myself.

SPEAKER_02 36:17

Jungle beets. How that happened?

SPEAKER_01 36:19

Hot Frank.

SPEAKER_02 36:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:20

Suck at French Frankl.

SPEAKER_02 36:22

I I do miss I do miss my family, man. I'm excited for this Mother's Day. I mean, I'm not gonna be home in two weeks now because I'm going to Dallas, Texas for my buddy.

SPEAKER_01 36:30

In Nashville, Tennessee.

SPEAKER_02 36:31

And then Mother's Day.

SPEAKER_01 36:32

And some random place in Pennsylvania. No way.

SPEAKER_02 36:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:35

We're gonna figure it out.

SPEAKER_00 36:36

I'm actually moving to Dallas.

SPEAKER_01 36:38

You better. I've tried and convince everyone to move to Dallas. It's the sickest place ever. It's not the sickest place ever. So just out of here.

SPEAKER_00 36:49

Yeah, wait, why don't you have a ticket? No disrespect to Dallas, people. Don't get it. No, no, but yeah, why don't you have like a y'all? Howdy. I don't know. Yes, because you guys do that like you have to do it.

SPEAKER_02 36:57

Him, him, because I know why. Because his dad's from uh California, San Francisco, and his mom's from New York. Did I switch up? Okay, his mom's from California, his dad's from New York.

SPEAKER_01 37:06

I also grew up in California for 12 years and moved to Texas. My entire family's from California and my dad.

SPEAKER_02 37:12

Yeah, he had no friends. Guy's a loser.

SPEAKER_01 37:17

What are you even talking about? I don't know. Well, one of one of my best friends called me California Roll because That's so sick. Because you were fat? Because I was fat, and I thought it was because I liked sushi.

SPEAKER_02 37:29

Oh my god, you were actually serious about it being fat?

SPEAKER_01 37:32

Yeah, dude. Judson was so mean. Yeah, we were chuddy. That's why you wanted them to when you're now I'm gonna embarrass Judson. His uh order at the diner was a hot dog. Nice. Um a bag of chips. Seven. Like two uh French toast, a grilled cheese, French fries, and a mimosa. That's such an elite combo. All that and just one mimosa, you kidding me. I would lose my lunch. Yeah, we were trying not to lose our lunch. We were finding our lunch and trying not to lose it. I I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 38:03

I need to try one of those hot dogs, man.

SPEAKER_01 38:05

He said it was the best hot dog. He actually texted me the other day and was like, I want the diner dog so bad right now.

SPEAKER_02 38:10

I bet he wants a lot of dogs really bad. Shout out Judson. Um big dog. Mati. So you have two friends from Dallas, obviously, two good ones, Mati and Judson. Um if you were to um hit one of them with your car, who would it be?

unknown 38:26

What?

SPEAKER_01 38:28

I'd hit I'd hit Mati and then run him over again because he didn't let me come to St. Mike's because I would cause too much of a problem.

SPEAKER_00 38:34

What happened last time with St. Mike's? You could have just texted me. I would have brought you to St. Mike's.

SPEAKER_01 38:38

Well, we were doing it. He lives right there. All my buddies go there. I know. We're gonna be there.

SPEAKER_00 38:42

I know, hopefully.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

Um seriously, I don't want to be alone. Dude, I'll show I'll ask my mom, dude. I'm just gonna show up.

SPEAKER_02 38:50

My man.

SPEAKER_01 38:51

Do it. Uh what happened last time I was at St. Mike's, dude. I can't even discuss it, dude.

SPEAKER_00 38:56

Name 10 brothers. I know.

SPEAKER_01 38:58

That's why I said that's why I asked. Come back. You shot cheater.

SPEAKER_00 39:05

Tesspot.

SPEAKER_02 39:06

Oh, weren't we supposed to watch a movie last night, by the way?

SPEAKER_00 39:08

Yeah, we're doing it tonight. We're making Hashtag Brothers last year.

SPEAKER_02 39:12

Are we going to Kasaki? No, we're going to Koi.

SPEAKER_01 39:14

We're going to Koy. Fish was like, let's go to Kesaki. I'm down, whatever. But he probably ate now or something. Are we going to not dining hall after this? I'm starving.

SPEAKER_02 39:21

Phone was blowing up, by the way, of from Fish, so. Or Teddy, all of them. So Mati. Mati. Mati.

SPEAKER_00 39:30

I feel like a nice picture of us and you're to send it up.

SPEAKER_01 39:32

Yeah. 100%. We appreciate everyone listening. Everyone make Instagram casual again. Couple posts come in tonight. And for the phone.

SPEAKER_02 39:39

Yeah, get your plugs in before we're out of here. Uh um uh anyway. Thank you guys so much for listening to Unscripted with Ryan again. This was your post, Ryan Fitzpatrick. Thank you, Cole Madzy, and Zing Alingaling in here today with uh I don't even remember his last Kaelin Zing in here tonight. So we appreciate you guys. Appreciate you for listening. Hope you guys have a blessed Wednesday. And of course, you can listen anytime on every Wednesday at 4 o'clock. Season one coming to an end in the next few weeks. But on Script of the Rhyme will be revived back in August. That's WFP C L P 105.3 FM radio. That's the talent. But on the Swampats will be on our way. There'll be the week at the Swamp where I'll be having another podcast as well. Thank you guys so much for joining me, and I will see you guys next week. Peace.