Ep. 5

The man, the myth, the legend, El JJ joins the WW Crew on episode 5. Grab your coffee, grab your beer, let's talk Wimauma!

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:03

Well, since we got a special guest today, I think uh Josh should uh initiate the show. What do you think? I'm in agreement.

SPEAKER_06 0:10

I don't know what to say.

SPEAKER_05 0:11

He doesn't know what to say.

SPEAKER_03 0:12

Come on.

SPEAKER_05 0:14

Start it with like introducing. Like you start the show and then introduce him.

SPEAKER_03 0:18

Alright. I'm gonna hit record here in a sec. Alright. I've been recording. I'm just playing. Okay. See, you see how everybody goes silent? No one's going silent. We're just waiting for you to decide to say something. Yeah, we're waiting for you. You're the intro guy. No, Jose, you've been the intro guy for the past two shows, man. It can't just be me, dude. We gotta take turns. This ain't no one-man show. I mean it can be, but uh you know, it's like we gotta take turns. Carlos, you're you're you're next. You want me to do that? Go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 0:46

Carlos actually wrote shit down like the fuck I'm prepared.

SPEAKER_02 0:51

He was prepared. Fucking speech? Come on, man.

SPEAKER_04 0:54

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's just gonna be a good thought. It's gonna be a goddamn pity party.

SPEAKER_05 1:00

That was a tough no, it was actually a bad day for all the teams.

SPEAKER_03 1:07

For you listeners, he actually took his shirt off. Was in the pretty site, but go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 1:12

Stop lying, bro. Stop lying. And if you want to see this, you'd have to pay the $9.95 a month through Patreon. This is the the We accept well.

SPEAKER_03 1:24

It's a tease. It's a tease. We're we're trying to promote the uh Patreon.

SPEAKER_02 1:28

Uh unfortunately, there's only one way of swiping the cards. It uh Carlos has to pull his pants down, you gotta swipe the card in there.

SPEAKER_00 1:36

I can major credit cards exit up the political Tony starts this shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:50

It just lets it go.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

I've told you guys before why that why start a fire if you can't enjoy watching it burn?

SPEAKER_03 1:57

Including snap. We'll take everything. We don't discriminate.

SPEAKER_02 2:03

Ask as a cash and nobody's price for free.

SPEAKER_03 2:07

All right, you ready? So we ready? Go for it. Go for it. Cat Lowe's. All right. Hello everyone. Um, welcome to another episode of Mama Wire with Carlos, Jose, Josh, Louis, Enoch.

SPEAKER_04 2:20

Today we're gonna start off with our special, special guest.

SPEAKER_03 2:26

He's always here with us in spirit. In spirit. In spirit, yeah. The very famous, the legend, the myth, the JJ. Joshua, JJ, thanks for gracing us with your presence.

SPEAKER_02 2:42

My pleasure.

SPEAKER_03 2:43

And you're obviously your coach. We you've been volunteering at the park. Go ahead and fill in the gaps, man. Tell us about JJ.

SPEAKER_06 2:49

Um, uh from Chicago, raised, but not born. Born in Texas, in far Texas. That's what the Valley is the valley, I'm born in Texas, uh, raised in Chicago, been down here in Florida since 2001, right after 9-11. Been down here ever since and haven't left. Married, two girls and a boy. Been with my wife for going on 12 years, married, 18 together.

SPEAKER_03 3:14

God damn, 18, that's awesome, man. Yeah. And uh we've crossed paths.

SPEAKER_06 3:18

You and I crossed paths because of my brothers, my half-brothers.

SPEAKER_03 3:21

Music. We have musical ties, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:24

Yeah. So that's how we know each other.

SPEAKER_03 3:26

Tell us about your your um your link to the park.

SPEAKER_06 3:29

Um, my daughter's the one that started playing soccer there. Uh my oldest one started when she was younger. Uh she was on she wanted to play, so we went in there and she was one of the ones like I guess like seven years old or whatever. And she started playing and she started getting older and she went to work uh playing with one of the older ones. And then eventually she ended up with Jose, which it started with at that time, it was like U 16 or 17, something like that, and she just stayed on, has not left there, and then I've been there ever since. And I guess I got tired of being on the sidelines screaming at the girls. I said, Well shit. I might as well go ahead and do it in front of everybody right there.

SPEAKER_03 4:02

And now I know you helped out Jose for a while, right?

SPEAKER_06 4:05

Yes, for a while. I helped him out. I was his assistant.

SPEAKER_03 4:08

Did you approach Jose or he approached you?

SPEAKER_06 4:10

I actually approached him and asked him if you know if you mind me helping out. I was uh approached and see if I wanted to do the U12 girls. I said, Yeah, I wouldn't mind trying.

SPEAKER_03 4:19

U12, that's recently, right? Yes. Okay, it was just first season, just season right. First season, yeah, yeah. Which uh Carlos, myself, you, and sometimes no Jose, you technically a coach here or is it Caleb? Caleb.

SPEAKER_06 4:31

Caleb. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 4:32

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 4:32

But I've learned a lot quite quite a bit uh between Carlos and Jose. Yeah. Because I mean, to be honest with you, I don't I've never played soccer. My likewise. Mine was baseball, which I was hoping one of my girls would do softball, at least, but they ended up in soccer and how's her ties to soccer?

SPEAKER_03 4:50

My kids started playing, that's how I got tied into it. How much does your in-laws play a factor in it? Because I know you have to drive by the park.

SPEAKER_06 4:57

Um, they actually lived right down, like from the park to their houses within about two minutes.

SPEAKER_03 5:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 5:02

So they were exposed, they looked they They got exposed to it and then they from there just played on, and also um my father-in-law used to coach way back in the days the soccer the boy soccer and had his kids on there and I just went on and then from little up by little. So I used to ask him questions when the girls were playing, why did they do this? And then oh, okay. That's cool. And I started understanding it more and more.

SPEAKER_03 5:25

And then like we crossed path and as far as music wise, right? Yes. So I played with your brothers. We didn't play at the same time though. No. Because I don't think running I don't remember running into you.

SPEAKER_06 5:35

No, I've never ran into you. I think you played with them before I even came around, or it was either after, I don't remember.

SPEAKER_03 5:41

Yeah. Yeah, I I played with them for like maybe six, eight months.

SPEAKER_06 5:45

Yeah, I wasn't.

SPEAKER_03 5:46

We just stayed here in the southeast.

SPEAKER_06 5:47

Yeah. So what type of music? Tejano? It it was more Norteño Norteño.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

I I honestly I never played Tejano. Well, Tejano music's different from Norteño's now. Yeah, I'm not wired for that, man. Actually, I'm a rocker turned into it. I know. So you singing Green Day and stuff like that. Green Day?

SPEAKER_05 6:08

Yeah, you didn't see your video where you're screaming singing video Gunn Little Violinetta U guitar or whatever it is.

SPEAKER_03 6:15

That's my drums, man. Check it out. I'll I'll make sure I watch the video where you're playing drums. I'm gonna do drum solo for everybody, especially for Jose. Yes, solo. Keep on going.

SPEAKER_00 6:25

Solo me.

SPEAKER_03 6:26

I played with your brothers and just uh like the Southeast. I know they they used to go even further, but I I didn't I didn't get to go that far.

SPEAKER_06 6:34

Yeah, I've actually went downwards, wasn't it Wisconsin? I think they were in Wisconsin. Um we've done Iowa and New Jersey, West Virginia, Virginia. I know what happened.

SPEAKER_03 6:45

I injured my my left shoulder and I wasn't able to continue. Too much jacket too many jackets.

SPEAKER_05 6:51

How do you injured your left shoulder playing drums?

SPEAKER_03 6:54

I got hit right here. With what? Playing football.

SPEAKER_05 6:58

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 6:59

I got hit quarterback, you know. I got hit, yeah. And it I dislocated my shoulder. Not all what it is.

SPEAKER_04 7:05

What kind of uh what kind of name of the band?

SPEAKER_03 7:09

Um okay. The see if you remember Destal's one of them.

SPEAKER_06 7:15

But before it was Destillo.

SPEAKER_03 7:17

Uh you remember. God, yeah, I I knew it was a different one. And it was just all guys, too. I know. That's the one I was part part of. Um you don't remember your own band. Damn. Man, oh my god. Uh like Axel Rose over here.

SPEAKER_04 7:33

We don't remember anything. He said Dak Prescott was the freaking MVP five minutes later. I said like no, I said he was nominated. See, now you're putting words in our mouth. Now we could go back and check it.

SPEAKER_03 7:46

He said he should be considered MVP. Here we go, man. It gets tense here with butt with uh cowboys. Um oh my god. I just realized it's 3-2 on a lot of different things. Give me give me a hit. Potencia. Potencia, there you go. Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's it. Louis missing. I actually have pictures, man. I have pictures.

SPEAKER_07 8:08

Uh missing some potencia.

SPEAKER_03 8:13

Hey, they changed their name after I left, so it's not a good thing. Yeah, they changed their name after I left, too. They lost their potential.

SPEAKER_05 8:19

Nah, because you started suing them probably like, oh, that's good.

SPEAKER_03 8:21

I didn't I didn't I didn't get to record it. We actually were getting ready to record a record uh just before I left, and I didn't make it. Many, many records.

SPEAKER_06 8:29

I didn't record any of them.

SPEAKER_03 8:30

Yeah, many actually did the drums on the last one. Which just before they changed their name to this.

SPEAKER_06 8:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:37

They were gonna head out to um Tehano Fanfare, what do you call it?

SPEAKER_06 8:41

Yeah, the Tehano fanfare.

SPEAKER_03 8:42

Yeah, we were supposed to go out there. That's the last time I was already injured.

SPEAKER_02 8:45

That's a thing.

SPEAKER_03 8:46

Yeah. Oh yeah, it's huge. Huge in Texas. Texas and and actually in Wisconsin too. Spring break. Spring break to it's in San Antonio, I think.

SPEAKER_06 8:55

Uh I believe so.

SPEAKER_03 8:56

I wanted to say it's in San Antonio, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:58

I know the one there was one in I think it was Milwaukee.

SPEAKER_03 9:01

There's another one in Milwaukee, yeah. Tejano show, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 9:04

Yeah. I'm confused. Why would you have a Tejano show in Wisconsin? Because there's actually a lot of Tejanos in Wisconsin. There are a lot of people from the valley everywhere. Like Louie that came from. We're taking over the world.

SPEAKER_03 9:17

I'm from Matamoras. Across Brazil. Yeah. He says he's from there, but he wasn't born there. Yeah, so I never said that. I said I Oh, now he said he knows.

SPEAKER_04 9:26

I was raised there. Where are you from? I was raised there.

SPEAKER_03 9:29

Oh, how? I was born here. How was raised?

SPEAKER_04 9:32

How were you raised there? Okay. How many months? Two months a year? Raised in one spot? Yeah, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 9:39

Okay. Three months, three months, three months a year. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 9:43

What three months? You only get two months in the south?

SPEAKER_03 9:46

We didn't go anywhere. We just school and back, school and back. That's it. We didn't do nothing.

SPEAKER_05 9:50

That's like two months.

SPEAKER_03 9:51

We we existed here, we lived over there. How about that? Just because you don't remember here, the other doesn't discount the rest of it.

SPEAKER_05 10:00

The other nine months.

SPEAKER_04 10:02

I'm like, what?

SPEAKER_03 10:04

You're there one quarter, right? I lived in Mexico. You're like the cuatro meses. I probably okay. Let's put this. I probably lived in Mexico longer than all of you guys put together. When's the last time you were in Mexico? Is that true? Yes or no? Is that an accurate assessment?

SPEAKER_05 10:16

I need you to answer the question though. Hold on. And then I could tell you yes or no. Is that an accurate assessment? When I was little, my dad and my parents would take us in the summer. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_01 10:28

Two months. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell? Because it's all this pindicata thing. It's a dad. He's trying to do the favorite side.

SPEAKER_03 10:41

But I see him and he's doing these little hand gestures and like he's like Trump when he starts arguing the weave. You know when he said the weave and he comes back.

SPEAKER_05 10:51

Do you know what he's talking about?

SPEAKER_03 10:52

Actually, no, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 10:54

I couldn't follow that on.

SPEAKER_03 10:56

Anyways, anyway, then he does a weave and he goes out of the way.

SPEAKER_05 11:00

Okay, so back to your question that you've been in Mexico longer than we have, right? I believe so. I think I lived in Mexico longer than all of you together. I was in Mexico just like you, raised in Mexico, because according to you, being there, two months out of the year is considered being raised. Almost three months.

SPEAKER_03 11:18

Okay, my entire month.

SPEAKER_02 11:20

Okay, for how long?

SPEAKER_03 11:21

For 17, 18 years.

unknown 11:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:23

Okay, so 17 so that I was 36.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

I was born in Mexico.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

So right there, and then I didn't come over here too.

SPEAKER_05 11:30

I'm curious now.

SPEAKER_04 11:31

Then it's like less than three years.

SPEAKER_05 11:34

So then I did what I was. Yeah, we did the math already. Yeah, we already did the math. Then I didn't Okay, so I didn't my parents didn't bring me to the U.S. until I was like six months. Six six to eight months, somewhere around there. Okay, so add that already. And then I did the same vacation you did, because that's what it is a vacation. Were you there for two, three months? Yes, in the summer and during Christmas. Oh, were you there for a week? We went for Christmas. So that was two weeks and then the summer. Uh it was the same. August. What was it? August and no, wait, no. July. July and August.

SPEAKER_03 12:05

In fact, we used to spend New Year's and Christmas.

SPEAKER_02 12:07

Yeah, but this was those were those semanas. God damn it. So you guys are talking about real vacations and every time they had No There was no scope.

SPEAKER_03 12:14

No, we call it vacation. I call it a couple of years.

SPEAKER_05 12:16

No, but I call it vacation because that's what it was.

SPEAKER_03 12:18

See, me, I was going back home. But anyways, I did that. We we did that in because okay, because we okay. Okay, go back, go back. Okay, so we did that. I moved so many times I lost count. Ain't nobody owned anything over here until they're adults.

SPEAKER_05 12:36

Well, we rented here. Well, the first generation never owns anything. We rented here. We never third generation always rents.

SPEAKER_03 12:42

In fact, uh very few buy a dog. I know you guys heard about that child the child that uh was mowed mowed by dogs yesterday. Mm-hmm. Four-year-old children.

SPEAKER_02 12:51

I just heard her about it today.

SPEAKER_03 12:54

He actually got mowed down uh um uh basically right in front of where we used to live, this mobile home park. Up of Ruth Morris. Crazy, man. I remember that yeah, that's three. A lot of dogs it was bad back then. But anyways, go ahead. Anyway So the only house we ever owned.

SPEAKER_05 13:09

No, stop changing the conversation. We're going back to the the years and stuff with them. We're adding up the math. I stopped going to Mexico once I started joining when I joined the Marine Corps, and that was 18 years old. So and you said you stopped going once you were 18 years old. Regularly. But I went back because my dad was deported, he lived over there. Okay. So I would go visit him often. So now you're changing the poll. No, I'm not changing the biggest. Because originally you said you stopped at 18, right? Right. On the regular what happened is I Let's move.

SPEAKER_02 13:42

You know what? Let's just move the goalpost a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 13:45

Let's just move it over there. That's what he does. I'm not making it.

SPEAKER_05 13:49

Hey, and the guy that always hates on somebody that always moves the goalpost, moves the goalpost.

SPEAKER_03 13:54

Josh, over here, man. All right, you're twistling over there, man. The casting couch. I'm not, I'm, I'm just, if you want to keep go adding years, then I have to apply my years in Mexico as well.

SPEAKER_05 14:06

We did your years. We asked you. You started. We you started with the conversation.

SPEAKER_03 14:10

Okay, there was a two or three year gap that I did not go to Mexico. Okay. And that was because my dad was in prison. Okay. There was no reason for me to go over there. Um, well, my grandma was there, but when's the last time you went? The last time I went, he passed away. And that was when?

SPEAKER_05 14:23

Again, stop, stop, answer the question. Yeah. Okay. You start you're starting to sound like the same person you don't like. No, I'm trying to remember the last time I went.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

Wait, Tony. Martin!

SPEAKER_03 14:34

Which is 2012. Was the last time I went. 2012. And Martin is his his brother.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

I don't know if you've seen Martin, but that's his freaking clone, dude.

SPEAKER_06 14:46

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 14:46

If you see this guy, Martin from the club. That's why I gotta explain this.

SPEAKER_03 14:54

God damn it. Show him a picture. Uh he's AI generated.

SPEAKER_04 14:58

He is not AI generated.

SPEAKER_05 15:00

These are daddicts cowboys from up there in Valle or Yeah, they're from the Valley. Southern Valley, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

No, but I'm gonna see you guys are talking about going places and and going and and like having fun over there. Man, every time there was like a break in school, I had to go to fucking work. Man, I hated going. I hated Christmas break. I hated summer break.

SPEAKER_05 15:20

We we would uh we would work during the school year, and then that would give us the money to go to Mexico.

SPEAKER_02 15:27

Nah, we didn't have that option. Just work.

SPEAKER_03 15:30

We just had somewhere to stay over there. We sent it to Josh.

SPEAKER_05 15:33

We'll send it to the group. Oh he's he sent the picture. That way you can see who Martinez.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

Oh my god, I did not expect to see that photo.

SPEAKER_03 15:40

Oh my god, which one is it? Did you skip me? I I didn't get it. I didn't get anything either. We gotta post that on the uh oh by the way, go ahead, Tony. Um do the shameless plug, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

If you want to follow us, we have our own Facebook page. I would do Instagram, but I don't know have it anymore. You have so we are going to designate that Jose do the Instagram because he likes doing all those nasty videos of us anyway. I don't think I could post those on Instagram.

SPEAKER_03 16:09

Bro, you had to seen this one, dude. I thought you could have seen him. That is him. This is definitely AI generator.

SPEAKER_00 16:16

What the heck, dude?

SPEAKER_05 16:18

The generator had two pictures of two real individuals that look exactly the same. These are my twin brothers.

SPEAKER_02 16:26

We've speculated that maybe dad was a Rolling Stone in the right.

SPEAKER_03 16:30

Is that that's why you like rock?

SPEAKER_05 16:32

Uh no, he he loved to tour. Yeah, he loved music. You know what they say about those musicians. Did you say it again? Yeah, I didn't.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

Magic tricks. Magic. Anyway. Watch just twin appear out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_03 16:51

I spent a lot of time in Mexico. Yeah, with your brother. A lot more than you think. I think I won. But he just probably matched the number that you just said.

SPEAKER_04 16:59

So you're definitely not been in Mexico more than us three together. Yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 17:04

I was like two, two and a half years, so maybe.

SPEAKER_03 17:07

His is just Okay, two and a half years. His is about another two. For someone who supposedly wasn't well, now it makes two of us now. Joshua, you weren't born in Mexico, were you?

SPEAKER_06 17:17

You don't fucking listen? Well, nah.

SPEAKER_03 17:19

I said I was born in Farr. Far, Texas, right? Yeah, yeah, that's Texas. Trust me, they're not gonna consider you Mexican. I'm just giving you a four warning. Fair warning. Nobody says it's not considered Mexican. He's the first one who's gonna tell you.

SPEAKER_05 17:31

You'll never say that you're you're not more Mexican than me. That's what I said.

SPEAKER_03 17:35

Go back and listen to a show.

SPEAKER_05 17:38

And then this basically goes off of yours, your your off his his own thing. Yeah, I'm going off of his own thing. That's what you're saying.

SPEAKER_03 17:46

I just say I I could have been born in the moon, and it doesn't make me any more or any less Mexican. It makes you a moon man. You see? You see? I mean, it is what it is, dude. Anyways, I'm more Mexican probably than more.

SPEAKER_00 17:59

Yeah, there you go. You're the one saying it.

SPEAKER_03 18:00

Yeah, you're the one saying it by himself. Go ahead, Joshua. Go ahead, continue your your your your your these guys interrupting me. Oh I'm good. I'm just I'm enjoying this. So the the music, right? You were in music, right? Yes. So um you played um I played a contention with with your brother uh uh Manny and um Renee. Renee.

SPEAKER_06 18:21

Uh before then it was actually uh their dad playing the guitar and my sister singing before.

SPEAKER_03 18:28

Sadly passed away, I remember that. Um I I I I knew of your brothers, I just never really ran into them until they reached out to me.

SPEAKER_06 18:37

By that time, by the time he passed away, I was already living down here. Okay. So I wasn't really into the music that much no more.

SPEAKER_03 18:42

And you related through the dad or mom?

SPEAKER_06 18:45

Well well, to the mom. Yeah, the he he was never my father.

SPEAKER_03 18:49

Gotcha. Okay, gotcha, gotcha, okay, cool, man.

SPEAKER_06 18:51

Which I had to find out later on in life. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_03 18:54

Yes, so happened. Adoption is near and dear to you. Right?

SPEAKER_06 18:59

Yes. Um I was actually taken away from my parents or my mother when I was about eight months old. Pretty much was in foster care since then until I got adopted when I was like seven, eight years old. And to me, that's that's why it I it bothers me when I see kids out there that can't have a father or get somebody that will at least take 'em in and treat them right.

SPEAKER_03 19:21

A lot of cowards out there. Yeah. Obviously, adoption is near and dear to me, myself. All my kids are being adopted.

SPEAKER_02 19:26

I I think I I got a question that's maybe off topic. Um so is Josh your birth name? No. That's what it was question. That was my question.

SPEAKER_06 19:35

That's a question everybody asked me. It it wasn't um not my birthday. It was actually my name that they gave me after I adopt I got adopted. Um same thing with Morales? Yeah, everything.

SPEAKER_02 19:44

Same thing with you, right, Tony? No, I don't know what the hell my name is.

SPEAKER_05 19:48

Tony's under investigation still.

SPEAKER_02 19:51

It could be Valdovinos, could be Valdovines, it could be anything at this point. He doesn't even know.

SPEAKER_04 19:58

He's a made-up person in the United States.

SPEAKER_05 20:00

He's like Obama. Yeah, no, um, come on. That's that's uh here we go.

SPEAKER_04 20:05

That's a dick move.

SPEAKER_03 20:08

All right, Mr. Berther.

SPEAKER_04 20:10

No, but his birth certificate or no, what did they say? No uh you two?

SPEAKER_03 20:14

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 20:15

No, no, no, I mean I thought you referred to Obama. Both of them, both of them, managed the it's real simple.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

I I was my when I was uh in seventh grade, I found that my last name wasn't my last name. And they told me, hey, your last name is Valdovinez with an E Z. Uh it's like, oh, that's definitely a departure from Cárdenas. Okay, it's okay. At one point he was Cardenas. And then I went across the rock I went across the country and they said, no, no, Valdovinez is not your last name. Valdovinose is within like three months. I was like, okay, it's changed three times. And then this last went to go get dual sedition for my kids, and it turns out that they recorded the name as Valdovinez in the Catholic Church, and that's what they used to record my name. And also they misspelled his my uh biological father's last name as well, and it's recorded there as well. But I told him, I was like, I'm not changing anything, I got too much stuff low kind of ranged with Valdovinos, I'm not gonna do anything.

SPEAKER_05 21:26

And short story is that his card has been has been revoked for now.

SPEAKER_03 21:31

It's pending. What are you talking about? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We revoked that one. Oh, okay. This one right here.

SPEAKER_04 21:39

Oh, you revoked his. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 21:41

This guy just remind me. They revoked yours.

SPEAKER_02 21:47

Big day. I know that I'm authentic because you ten yeah, migration. Let me ask you this, Tony. Do you have the famous Mark? I don't have that. Okay, true Mexican.

SPEAKER_05 21:58

Yeah, there you go. Simple.

SPEAKER_04 22:02

Same from Mexican American.

SPEAKER_05 22:06

I don't know about that mark that.

SPEAKER_03 22:08

We just became analyzed, man.

SPEAKER_05 22:11

Look, he doesn't have the mark. And nobody knows what his real last name is. Okay, so were you born in Hawaii or were you born in the Philippines? Can I confirm no denying it?

SPEAKER_02 22:22

I can tell you definitely for sure. I came across the international mysteries.

SPEAKER_05 22:27

You came in a plane. You told me you came to I said I came across the. No, I never said I came in a plane. He's from Cuba then.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

No, I went from Seattle to Miami.

SPEAKER_06 22:39

That's why he had a suit on. Then he's from Alaska. No, Tony's high roller, man. That's why he's knew he was going to Miami, so he's like, I gotta put a suit on.

SPEAKER_02 22:46

Not and not when you're not when you're four years old.

SPEAKER_04 22:49

I don't know. He said he crossed the river in a basket.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

In a basket like Moses? I got the pictures to prove it. You wear glasses and all on. Man, you know what? I was messing around with the freaking AI. I tried to make myself all muscular. It's like, how the hell does this make this worse? It's like just just giant ass head is all that kid. I was like, oh man. It was like this made it worse.

SPEAKER_03 23:21

He's like, I don't want to share this.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

Yeah, I've been posting those. I I wanted to, like, okay, I can't just clown you guys. I gotta do it to myself as well. So it's only fair. Do it to yourself. Do it by yourself, under yourself, with yourself.

SPEAKER_06 23:37

No, my my name is not my original birth name. It's okay. You're born in the US. You could be whatever you want to be. I f I found out later on what my actual name was. It was actually Juan Juan Manuel Rosas. That was my actual original name. So that's a typical name you get when you live in Texas.

SPEAKER_03 23:55

Yeah. Now I know when when you're adopted, uh your adoptive parents have the legal authority to change your birthplace as well, right? Yes, but they didn't. They didn't? Oh okay. They left us there. Yeah. Good, man. Wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_02 24:11

How the hell does that happen then?

SPEAKER_03 24:12

Yeah, um when because we adopted Scarlett first, and we tracked down Louie, and when we finalize her, they asked, What city do you want? Last thing do you want? You can change all that.

SPEAKER_05 24:23

Interesting.

SPEAKER_03 24:23

Yeah, yeah, you can change it all. Yeah, that's interesting to me because I would think that that would be I guess for the sake of the Yeah, well there's there's there's uh um I'm not sure if our situation was unique because honestly we don't know where Scarlett was born. Um we know where s somewhat with Soli. She was um she wasn't born in a hospital, let's put it that way. The state took over and they took her to the um you know the hospital, the right next to the stadium. What's it called? St. Jude or not St. Jude, um St. Joseph's St. Joseph. So her birthplace is was we left it there. That's where we met her. So but we could have changed it to Brandon or Tampa or botanically. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:06

So they had the option that to change the state as well. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 25:10

You can change you can change the state because I was actually when I got adopted, I was actually living in Illinois when all this happened. So they were able to change it if they wanted to, and they never did. They left it the same way. The only thing they did was just change my name.

SPEAKER_03 25:22

Okay. And I think you mentioned to me like a year ago, you were adopted by uh Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican family. See, that's interesting, man. That's cool.

SPEAKER_06 25:29

Yeah, I was adopted by them. That's why I know so much about Puerto Rican food and their culture.

SPEAKER_03 25:34

By the way, Puerto Rican rice over Mexican rice, fight me.

SPEAKER_06 25:37

No, I'm with you. I rather have Puerto Rican rice over Mexican rice. Yeah. He was raised with it. I was raised with it. That's why I expect it.

SPEAKER_02 25:45

I was raised with it also, but yeah, I I think Puerto Rican rice tastes better.

SPEAKER_03 25:49

It's more flavorful. No content. By far. I know uh Carlos burning up over there.

SPEAKER_02 25:54

He's sweating like a whore in church right now. Look at her. Listening.

SPEAKER_03 25:58

I'm just listening to you. No, that's cool, man. That's that's that's really neat. And uh um So I gotta hear you speak in Spanish.

SPEAKER_02 26:06

I gotta know what he sounds like in Spanish. Apparently, I I found out that's a bad word.

SPEAKER_06 26:13

Yeah. It is. Do you have the Puerto Rican accent? I can if I want to. I have actually ordered food like that. My wife looks at me and goes, Why'd you change your accent? I'm like, I did it. She's like, Yes, you did. Because the way I they order their food, I can I order the way they do it. Like if I go to there's uh the one in Riverview, the Riverview market, they sell Puerto Rican food in there. And I'll go in there and she's like, I was like, you know, what do you want, baby? She was like, Oh, just give me the rice and beef. Okay, you know, habichuela. Damn. They're looking at me like hey, hey, got bad body in the house.

SPEAKER_02 26:50

I am not the only chameleon. Oh man, man.

SPEAKER_06 26:55

You know. And I can and I I know what they what they have. My wife is like, what's that? Oh, that's a capurrier. She was like, What's that? I was like, Well, it's the meat, you know, it hasn't, you know, I have to explain to her. Yeah. And I I it just comes out automatically. I don't I don't sit there and say, okay, I'm gonna say it, let me try to say it like this. No, it just comes out and I start talking to them.

SPEAKER_03 27:15

About siblings, Puerto Rican siblings.

SPEAKER_06 27:18

I got two sisters and two brothers. Um one of my sisters has already passed away. Uh my adopted mother, she's already passed away. Um my adopted father, he's still around and kicking. Here? No, he lives in Chicago, but he is he is the biggest weed smoker that I know. He'll sit there and like, man, my back hurts, and start smoking weed. I've actually smoked out with him.

SPEAKER_03 27:44

You still contact?

SPEAKER_06 27:46

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:46

Good, good.

SPEAKER_06 27:47

Yeah, every time I go up there, I go see him every single time. I'll I was a huge advocate. He'll still do it. He's like eight, he's like 82 years old. Yeah. And just smoking away.

SPEAKER_03 28:01

That was when I had my medical card. It's legal. It's legal. Hey, but yeah, I go back to that.

SPEAKER_05 28:07

Explains the the voices and stuff like that coming up here, right? Now we're getting into it.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

No, and now you should now you know why it's being being bugged. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 28:16

No, legal. I haven't smoked in a long time.

SPEAKER_06 28:18

No, but I still keep in contact with all of them up there. I always do. They're can you define long time?

SPEAKER_02 28:24

Is that like eh, it's a little iffy nowadays?

SPEAKER_03 28:27

I I gotta be careful what I say.

SPEAKER_02 28:30

Um of all the people here, you're the one that has to be careful because you can't. You're not the only one. You're like the only one. Well, you could just work for disability.

SPEAKER_03 28:40

You gotta be careful. And to answer your question, no, I have not um consumed the hippie lettuce for more than a year. Okay. It's still there if you want.

SPEAKER_02 28:50

It's still there. He's a residential ganjam here.

SPEAKER_06 28:54

I always told myself the day I retire, I don't have to drive a truck anymore. I'm gonna sit on the porch and do that.

SPEAKER_03 28:59

I'd rather be on that than painkillers, man. Absolutely. I got some bad knees. It helps out with the pain. Don't go there.

SPEAKER_05 29:06

You do got bad knees. We saw it. We saw the video where we were getting on your knees. I wonder how that happened.

SPEAKER_02 29:13

Right? I don't know, caramel bone crusher.

SPEAKER_05 29:15

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 29:17

I don't know who crushed his knees. Bone crusher. The genetic jackhammer to my left.

SPEAKER_03 29:24

Tony's become uh uh what what do you call those uh technicians who do the X-rays? X-rays X-ray cleaner. No, no, there's a specific radiologist? Probably radiologist. Oh, yeah. Well, uh Tony's the big thing.

SPEAKER_04 29:38

Oh, why is he why is he remembering the pictures you'd be sending?

SPEAKER_03 29:47

Like, I said that I thought that was I looked at it and I was like, I was trying to be serious in front of a customer, man.

SPEAKER_00 29:55

I hope I have to be careful, man.

SPEAKER_05 29:57

That's your first mistake. Especially with videos now. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

I said that for like maybe I went too far.

SPEAKER_00 30:07

That shit was gross.

SPEAKER_03 30:11

You said you went too far. Is it pun intended? Yes or no?

SPEAKER_04 30:14

I can neither confirm the video. He's gonna put it on the he's gonna put it on the table. No, I'm gonna do that. No, no, no, I'm not gonna do that. But I put him at candles. And then you're over there thinking about it. You're not gonna do the physical. What are you talking about? You have blood work to do. You just got your X right. That was not wow. You gotta make no sense. Come on now. It's art loaded. Okay. He said that you're gonna go to my belt three days ago, and now we're for my appointment. I'm traveling to the future.

SPEAKER_00 31:12

Okay, that explains.

SPEAKER_06 31:16

What was your thoughts when you said, oh hell? I'm like, how the hell did I get one of these x-rays? I don't know if that can look.

SPEAKER_04 31:24

You you're the one that's watching it and shit. Number two.

SPEAKER_02 31:30

Sometimes you you know, you grab these phone, you grab your phone and like, yeah, we should like I'm in front of the freaking customer, dude.

SPEAKER_04 31:40

Why you open that in front of the customer? No way. Hey, who's the one that says he wasn't in his knees? Actually, you know what? You sent your x-rays of your knees getting busted by someone. So I think you're the one that was getting that thing far in.

SPEAKER_02 31:57

All right, all right. So the the short story is I started something with Carlos and I got roofed. I roped him in into it. And Laura paid attention. And he said something, and I just said this. It's just something that he's like just oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:17

So so I was uh um he called me the camera bone crusher. So Laura has uh replaced replaced hip, you know. So I sent them a picture of the the hip replacement, right? Showing receipts. I called who guess who fucking sends the x-ray of his knees? Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_03 32:36

Okay, time out, time out. Okay. Did you not listen? Listen, I I gotta let me give you my perspective. What perspective? At that point, at that point, yes or no, was Carlos walking on the with the cane?

SPEAKER_02 32:50

He was sitting on a cane, maybe.

SPEAKER_03 32:51

No, he was no, I was not sitting on a cane. He was walking around with the cane. I'm thinking, okay, he got his hip replaced. All right, like, okay, you know, but I can only wait out of the hip. This is a money replace.

SPEAKER_02 33:01

This is the the intimacy of this starting off. This is what this is. He doesn't none of us really know each other well enough that we're going to do this.

SPEAKER_03 33:13

You knew I didn't get no hip replacement.

SPEAKER_02 33:15

I knew that.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

I didn't know that I didn't know that. I knew that. If you would have read, you would have known. I'm I'm thinking, well, no, yeah, that's my fault. I never did that again.

unknown 33:25

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 33:25

I uh exactly that's your fault. You're the one that put your hands up. Read everything. Don't respond until you read everything. That's where you fuck.

SPEAKER_06 33:32

That's where you fucked up because I remember reading it, and I was like, let me read this first.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

Well, yeah, because you kept adding stuff to it. That was after the fact. He still does that shit now. Nah, yes, you do.

SPEAKER_02 33:42

No, he's gotten better. He doesn't respond as quickly.

SPEAKER_04 33:46

Yeah. He's still reading like he has to read that shit like 10 times before. He's gonna read the crazy.

SPEAKER_03 33:55

You gotta think about it. He's gotta be like this. Actually, I actually work, man. We can't, but I can't. I can't.

SPEAKER_06 34:01

He already sent his picture that he's up on top of poles. He is. Be working the pole. Uh working the polls and the ruskin.

SPEAKER_05 34:10

So uh Josh, the same question we asked uh Tony, you're a parent as well for the club and stuff like that. And you've been here, obviously you said you've been here since 201, right? I here, yeah. No, but the club in the club?

SPEAKER_06 34:26

I probably dodged in Isa is like 16 now. So maybe about good at least nine, 10 years. No, about nine, eight, nine years.

SPEAKER_05 34:33

So what what is your uh, I guess, what did you say last time, Carl? How do you see it?

SPEAKER_06 34:38

What's your perspective as far as from back then and now? I believe it's getting better than what it was. I would like to see it get a lot better. I would like to see more of the parents to be more active with their kids on here because it's sometimes and we've seen it where these parents are just dropping off the kids and leaving, or they're dropping off the kids and they're sitting in their tri in their vehicles. I'm like, why don't you come out here and see how your kids are playing? But when they're at the games, they're talking crap because you know they're not there. Yeah, and that's me. I just believe that back then it was a little it's a little bit different than now. Um, actually, I believe it's starting to get better. You know, more we're starting to get more parents like myself, Tony, Lou going out there, because you guys been Carlos and Jose's been out coaching for the longest.

SPEAKER_03 35:19

Yeah, they've been longer.

SPEAKER_06 35:20

Yeah, so now with us being coming in, we're starting to see it differently than what it was back then. We're like, okay, now we can we are now we're starting to see it as in the park in a coach's and parents' view instead of just being just a parent's view. But I wanted to get better than what it is now.

SPEAKER_04 35:36

Now that you're also a coach, you what what difference do you see or what what obviously there's a difference, but how do you compare it to the parent side?

SPEAKER_06 35:46

Me, I see it more as in when you're a parent on the sideline, you only see what the parent sees. You know, you don't see how they practice if you're out there for practice, you don't see how they practice compared to the coach's side, you see how they practice what needs to be what and where needs to be where. So yeah, it's it's different um from being out there trying to look at things in here. You know, that's why that's the reason why I came up. I got tired of the sideline screaming at the kids on the sideline. I was like, well, shit, I can do it over here. Let me see if I can help out. And that's the reason I came down to the coach's side, because I wanted to help out. Because we've said it before, you know, if you want to sit there and tell your kids how to do and how to play, why don't you come and volunteer and be a coach? So that's what I did. I just jumped up, became a you know, a coach, and just helped out that way. Because some of these parents think it's easy. Hell no, it's not easy. At first I did thought it was easy. I'm like, ah, this shit's easy, man. They can down the hell their their palm is. Then all of a sudden I jumped on this, I was like, oh yeah, it ain't that easy. You know? Especially with teenagers.

SPEAKER_03 36:43

Especially teenagers, yeah. It's definitely a commitment. Now, the the as far as a parents' perspective, I've been there with with multiple administrations. Uh obviously my sister, brother-in-law, someone else who I'll remain nameless. And then obviously we got Martin there currently now. So I got to see different phases. There's definitely room improvement where we yeah, we pick, yeah, we have coaches who volunteer, which is great, awesome. I think there's a breakdown in communication between parents and coaches. And I think that allows, it gives room for the parents to complain, to um to especially during the games, hey, my child's not playing this much, my child is whatever the case may be, right? I think if we close that gap, a lot of these issues that we're having now will it won't fade.

SPEAKER_06 37:30

It won't it won't fade.

SPEAKER_03 37:31

Well, it won't fade. I I learned that you're not gonna make everybody happy. That that's 100% true.

SPEAKER_06 37:36

Yeah, you're not gonna make everybody happy, and we're not Carlo, Jose, and myself, we saw that today.

SPEAKER_03 37:40

This is and this is as a club. And here's the thing as a club, um we need to to uh be firm. We need to be firm but fair. Um if we have a parent who complains over and over, yeah, we can address the issue, but at what point do we um do we say okay, enough is enough. That's it. We we're doing what we can. If you don't like it, come in volunteer. And if we're still not meeting your your expectations, what other changes do you need us to implement? And if they and if those changes benefit the club, then we should be open to it.

SPEAKER_06 38:14

But that's the thing, some parents won't do that.

SPEAKER_03 38:17

And that's when we say, Carlos, and I I think we've talked about this in the past. That's when we say, listen, if you're not happy here, there's other clubs. Sorry. I I mean, we we did the best we can. We're not gonna accommodate one player just for the sake of the parents' uh feelings or hold both accountable.

SPEAKER_05 38:35

Both hold coach accountable.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 38:37

And well, actually all three of them. The yeah, because again, you need the player, you need the parent, and you need the coach. You gotta hold all three of them accountable.

SPEAKER_03 38:46

And it needs to be consistent too. It's about communication when it when it comes down to it. When it comes down to it, it's about communication.

SPEAKER_04 38:54

Um one, like I said, like for rec, it's 50%, right? At least 50%. So the only other way, I'm not gonna say around it, but is if there's communication, say you have a kid that's not showing up to practice, doesn't listen, and it's not doing what they're supposed to be doing, then if you bring them up, bring it up to whoever's in like the vice the VP or the president, let them inform them, hey, just so you know, these kids are not showing up. Um and I'm having trouble. They don't listen. Cool. When the parent comes to me, like, okay, we'll we'll we'll look into it. But we already know, and we can be like, look, and this is another reason why that game changer app is important, because if I have it already in there and I could just look and see, oh hasn't been to practice. Hasn't been to practice.

SPEAKER_03 39:45

So how do you want him to they're gonna put him in? He's not gonna know what he's doing. Even even if he knew what he was doing, it's not fair to bench another child who who's been out there at practice. Exactly. No, that's another point.

SPEAKER_04 39:57

Yeah, you still you can play them, but those are like the m minor exceptions that you don't have to play them 50-50 because it's understandable. On the other side, if they're letting you know ahead of time for those absences, then yeah, you still have to play them. Yeah, but again, it comes down to communication. No play, no show, no show, no play, right?

SPEAKER_01 40:18

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:19

There was an incident with the youth my U 10 um team. I won't say the name of the child, but he wasn't listening, right? He was giving me a hard time. He was starting to play a little dirty. It got to a point where I said, Okay, you're dismissed for today. I said, You don't have to leave the premise, but you cannot be on the turf anymore. And I need you to go contact your parents that you guys are free to go for the rest of the day. And he's like, No, no, no, no coach, no coach. I'm I'm ready to play. Like, no, there's no exception. I already told you, you're done for the day. Come back Monday, we'll revisit this. And if and if you're having a hard time, I completely understand. But that doesn't mean that we're gonna make an exception for you. So um, if you have any questions, go grab your parent and I'll talk to them. So I try to handle the situation before I even got to you guys. Yeah. And I think that's extremely important. Because otherwise, we're just kicking the can down the down the road. No, no.

SPEAKER_04 41:05

That was a good thing.

SPEAKER_03 41:06

And I handled it. And you know what? That child showed up. He was one of the two, other than my son. You I think you know who it is now. Yeah. Who practiced with you. Uh huh. Did he give you any trouble? No. No, right? No.

SPEAKER_05 41:17

Oh, I saw the aura of manliness.

SPEAKER_04 41:21

No, but I mean, just let me let me uh Meanwhile, over here you saw like, oh, look at his knees.

SPEAKER_02 41:26

You you uh you the long flowing hair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:32

You did a good thing, man. Um the only thing that I would tell you the uh just a suggestion just would be like actually let the parent know as well after.

SPEAKER_03 41:41

Yeah, the the in and Josh brings up a great point. Yeah, the parent was not there. They were somewhere in the car. Um I I yeah, yeah, you were right. I was gonna I was gonna text. Yeah. And then another one where they they wanted to go to the restroom. And we know the restroom is pretty far, and sometimes you have to go outside the the gates, right? The premise. And I said, You can't go unless you bring me your parents, which some parents walk around, which I have no problem with. I think that's a great, great thing. They're exercising, but I could not dismiss her unless I spoke to her parents. Otherwise, you can't. I think those are the situations we should handle as coaches.

SPEAKER_04 42:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:20

And we should make it really clear with the parents. Listen, I'm not there to babysit your child. If they want to excuse themselves for the restroom, they have to come to you first and then they can go.

SPEAKER_04 42:29

Yeah, as long as you communicate that to them.

SPEAKER_03 42:32

And I do, and I do, and I make sure stay hydrated. If your child is sick, don't bring them. It's it's that simple.

SPEAKER_04 42:38

Yeah, like uh an example, this other what's it? Yeah, before the Brandon tournament, I had to talk to the one of the teams. And um, I'm like, yo, uh, you're going to this tournament, don't expect any costs. And then you gotta play them 50% of the time, right? Okay. Every time we go to this tournament, there's like I I hate playing there. We're not gonna get any calls. Just play. Play to the whistleblowers, put the ball behind the net. That's it. But sometimes there's parents on the player side, which they're not supposed to be there. You're giving them um reasons why to the other opposite team take advantage of us. Don't give them any anything for them to take advantage. Do what you're supposed to do, but then this is what I heard from one of the coaches. Oh, the racist there.

SPEAKER_03 43:25

Oh my god. That's just the stupid thing. Tony was there. That is that is.

SPEAKER_02 43:30

Tony was there when I was saying I'm like, oh, oh, here we go again. Not this freaking crap again.

SPEAKER_03 43:34

Yeah, but even even let's say the case that is true. It's not the time and in place to and if you responded, and I I love these Madea movies. Are you guys watching Madea? Yeah, the uh awesome awesome movies. I've never seen one. No. Oh, dude, you you you're gonna be a little bit more. He lives it. But there's a uh there's a phrase where he says, It's not what you call it is what you answer to. And it's not the time, man. You you Giving them giving the other team more more ammo. Yeah. Like freaking for them to let let the dog kill it.

SPEAKER_04 44:06

You already know that the refs aren't gonna call anything and they're gonna look for any little reason to freaking try to get one of your players out or try to get a coach out of there.

SPEAKER_05 44:15

To be clear, the they're not calling calls, not because you're brown or black. No, no, it's because you're in the wrong. Yes, and also get the guard. And again, it's home court advantage.

SPEAKER_02 44:32

Yeah, so I was thinking it's like it has nothing to do with your skin. It's nothing to do with it. It's just your jersey that they don't like.

SPEAKER_05 44:38

Yeah, it's just jersey. It's not just your jersey, but it's that team and that team and that team. If you don't have that jersey for that specific location, you're not gonna get most of the calls.

SPEAKER_03 44:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:49

You're just gonna have to put the ball behind the net. And I think I said that to the girls too today in our game. And it was like, hey, stop, play the goddamn game.

SPEAKER_02 44:58

I did tell Lottie, uh my daughter. I just told her, it's like, if you play your game, you'll you will be fined. Yeah. And if you play their game, you will lose. Simple as that. What was the outcome? Well, they ended up winning. Four or three zero. Oh, you guys won?

SPEAKER_05 45:13

Three-zero, yeah. Three zero. Awesome. I think we were the only ones to win today. Yeah. U-12 lost. It was a bad day today for for Wamama.

SPEAKER_06 45:22

For the U-12, it was bad.

SPEAKER_05 45:24

Well the boys lost También, right?

SPEAKER_02 45:25

The boys lost too. Four-three. Like half their players didn't show up until like probably the midway through the first quarter.

SPEAKER_03 45:33

Both of you were there, man. What happened? They're slow. We finally got a full squad, right? What, two or three on the bench? Um three on the bench. I take the blame.

SPEAKER_02 45:44

Oh god, here we go with this freaking pity party. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_06 45:46

I can't take all the blame because you know, like it's like we Jose and I talked about before. You can take the take the horse to the waters, but you can't force him to drink the water. You know, it's up to the parents to bring them to practice. Yeah. So they can work together. But some of them don't show up to practice. They only want to show up to a game. How the hell are you gonna sit there and play this game with other teammates that come to practice and you don't show? And you want to you want to work together. JJ. Didn't I say that to the parents though?

SPEAKER_04 46:16

At the end? And the people that needed to listen to that, were they there? No.

SPEAKER_03 46:21

What's your what's your perspective, Carlos?

SPEAKER_04 46:23

Uh me? They should go to practice? If if this player would have been at the practice, she would have known where to be, but she's never there.

SPEAKER_06 46:31

I think she's been to like two practices.

SPEAKER_03 46:34

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 46:35

And what this is another player that got sponsored. And here we are.

SPEAKER_02 46:41

I wanted to ask, what kind of um sponsor is it? No. No, my question is what my credit card is. The reason I'm asking you is is for the second training. Okay. But but I my guess is like if you go into that thing with the the sponsors of the club, um what's the criteria? How are you gonna use that? Uh and I mean I'm only asking this as as low income, if you want to put it that way.

SPEAKER_05 47:15

Okay. It's like, hey, if you are having difficulties paying for for the club, or is it just like, hey, it's too much. I tend to like, alright, cool, just pay what you can't pay, and you can't do anything, and you speak to me, then I'll pay it. If I know off the bat, like, yo, that family doesn't have the funds to do it, I just do it.

SPEAKER_02 47:40

Okay, so and then the reason I'm asking is quite simple because that you know that may come up. Um and I think you probably should have some kind of written policy somewhere hidden away. I think No, no, no, but that's that's outside the the club, it's not no no, but I I think if you have the sponsor being sponsored by the club, then that might be uh something to have.

SPEAKER_04 48:03

That would be different.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:05

But we have it. We have sponsorship, uh like actual real sponsorship?

SPEAKER_02 48:10

Yeah. So so and I'm only saying that as you know, these things may come up in the future and it's better to have that stuff on the case. Yeah, we have it. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 48:19

We have it. I guess my concern would be some parents are getting used to, I guess, the free ride, I guess. I think if it comes out of their pocket, they'll definitely be our practice.

SPEAKER_06 48:29

I I doubt that. I doubt that I doubt that they'll show off for practice even like that.

SPEAKER_02 48:33

No, these are the kinds of folks that they expect to be taken care of no matter what. So it doesn't matter. They f they're there's a sense of entitlement. So it doesn't make any difference at all what you do or don't do. They're not gonna be any other anything other than who they are.

SPEAKER_05 48:48

I mean, you just hope that the kid itself, the kid, whichever kid it is, wants to play enough to uh pesters the parents. Yeah. Do you bench that child? I mean I'm not supposed to. It doesn't matter. In in that league that we're playing right now, you could bench them, but you still gotta put them in. No, not if not if they're not going to practice. You still gotta give them some time. I'm not saying give them zero. No, yeah, yeah. I'm saying you still gotta play them in. Yeah, you can see that's what I'm saying. You just don't have to play them as long. Yeah, you could put them in for whatever amount of time that you think it's uh appropriate. Appropriate for it.

SPEAKER_02 49:23

You've been to two out of ten practices, you get twenty percent.

SPEAKER_06 49:26

Yeah, I mean it's pretty much that's what Carlos did with her today. Like, okay, come on, switch out. I switch out because why it wasn't there for practice to know how everybody works.

SPEAKER_02 49:39

Isn't that the biggest problem? It's the continuity because you can't play together if you don't play together.

SPEAKER_06 49:44

I and I think that kind of messed up the the the rhythm they had to. It messed up well, we had the one that came off of injury that wasn't there for practice either. So she didn't know what to do with some of the stuff.

SPEAKER_03 49:58

She's a good player.

SPEAKER_06 49:59

She's a good player, but she was out of injury. And then coming back is kind of hard because now Carlos has already switched everything around on how we want to do everything, and but she can't accommodate that because she's never been there to see it being done.

SPEAKER_05 50:14

And it's a short time to to get acclimated into the the actual game. We had more time then yeah, we would have been able to fix that.

SPEAKER_03 50:24

So that's technically their last game together, right?

SPEAKER_05 50:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:28

Yeah, with four of them moving up. Yeah, some of them moving up.

SPEAKER_03 50:31

And four of them moving up. So we're doing what? U14 for sure. We need to find about ten players?

SPEAKER_05 50:38

You need to find ten players, my friend.

SPEAKER_04 50:40

I'm gonna be there with you too.

SPEAKER_05 50:43

I have a pretty good goalie. I gotta use out for 12. That's one player right there.

SPEAKER_03 50:48

You got a pretty good goalie. So it looks like Scarlett and and your daughter are playing at least one year together, right? With which coach? Who is the coach? Oh boy. Coach Louis. I figured I have my own support, but I don't I'll help you, bro. I got you. I don't know what I'm doing, man. You'll figure it out. Oh, and it's gonna be the whole field, too, bro. Yeah. And the size five ball. The big boys. In that case, an 11-11. And if that's the case, when does practice start? We still got a ways to go. You got time to take a break with this team? Since we're not really taking up no what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_04 51:23

Disintegrating nothing. Well, some of them are moving up. Well, but that's not until next year.

SPEAKER_03 51:27

Yeah, that's not until the next school year or what is this team gonna do now? Right now, we're still gonna practice. Still practicing. They're still practicing. But they're not eligible to play anywhere, right?

SPEAKER_05 51:38

No, they're eligible to play anywhere. They want to play. You can scrimmage. Five on five. Okay. I'm trying to get you solid players to where all you gotta do is just find the rest. U14. Yeah. I'm trying I'm trying to get you a forward, a midfield. No, don't tell me it's the ones of the I'm working on these, okay?

SPEAKER_02 51:56

Well, I know that he understands the smoke signals. The uh Indian headdress on the pole really says everything.

SPEAKER_05 52:02

Louis, yeah. I'm trying to get players. Try to get you stuff that we got.

SPEAKER_02 52:07

Which reminds me, I got a bone to pick with you. What the hell was it with me taking off my shirt, you bastard? I don't know. I don't I don't tell you to put your shirt on and take it off. I'll tell you what to do. Come on, man. That's your fault.

SPEAKER_06 52:20

Hey, that's not that bad as the one on the plane. The one on the plane is worse. I haven't seen that video, and I will not see that video.

SPEAKER_05 52:28

He's worried about taking his shirt out. Your son's like even your son was on that. Your son's in the background like.

SPEAKER_04 52:36

I don't, I don't you were when you were going to San Francisco.

SPEAKER_03 52:40

San Fran uh during Christmas. You sent us a picture.

SPEAKER_04 52:42

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 52:43

I you gotta share the password with us, man. What password? You can't have the AI videos.

SPEAKER_05 52:47

What are you talking about? You can't have all the videos. Those are not video AI, those are all real. I tell you, I don't like I don't make fake videos. It's all real videos. You got your alternative facts, right?

SPEAKER_03 52:57

Yeah, it's my facts. Oh, Joshua. Not that I don't want to beat a dead horse now. He's here. In person.

SPEAKER_02 53:04

He just wants to beat off a dead horse.

SPEAKER_03 53:07

You said you can't take him to the water and drink or some shit like that. JJ. Um dun dun dun dun.

SPEAKER_06 53:13

I'll have it with that. Go ahead. I already know what he's gonna ask.

SPEAKER_03 53:15

Taco Bell. No, it's not real. No, no. Taco Bell, Mexican food, yes or no?

SPEAKER_06 53:19

Just because you put a Chihuahua and say quiero taco bell doesn't mean it's fucking Mexican food.

SPEAKER_03 53:24

We spent, Tony, what? We spent like almost an hour just debating.

SPEAKER_01 53:28

I went back.

SPEAKER_06 53:30

I was just telling you. I heard J. I told JJ. I heard let's ask JJ to see what he thinks. Okay, okay. Silence. Hey, fuck you guys.

SPEAKER_00 53:40

That was gold. That was gold. I guess they wait. Everybody throwing fingers. No, I'll I'll admit it. I fucking do it. But he doesn't hide it. He does. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 53:58

How do I hide it? You fucking coward. You won't say nothing and it's like, oh feeling your man.

SPEAKER_04 54:16

You better not spit that one in the microphone, dude. That's an expensive. After 500 microphone, they're shit right now. Yeah, last time. I did not say that. That was him.

SPEAKER_03 54:32

Yeah, he craved it. It was him.

SPEAKER_06 54:34

Stop fucking laughing. It was it. We already had this argument in the field. We've already put I've I've actually put it on Facebook and asked everybody on Facebook to tell me if Taco Bell is Mexican food or not. Everybody says no, it is not a real Mexican food. It's majority roads. Why is that?

SPEAKER_04 54:49

So why is that?

SPEAKER_06 54:51

Here we go. Here we go. You say that it came from over here. And I did hear it that Taco Bell went to Mexico and got kicked the fuck out of there. Because they said it was not Mexican food. Because it's not traditional Mexican. But where did it come from? How the fuck should I know? Exactly my point. Somebody made it. No. No. No? That's why they got tacos that stand up. Did not come from Mexico. That's why they got tacos that stand up. No, it's not.

SPEAKER_05 55:14

Yes, it is. It was created by a Mexican family. And then after that, uh again, like everything else in the world.

SPEAKER_02 55:23

It got uh monopolized by somebody else.

SPEAKER_05 55:26

By somebody else. Okay. It's a taco.

SPEAKER_03 55:28

No. What do you mean? Believe it or not, I went to Taco Bell today.

SPEAKER_04 55:33

What'd you order?

SPEAKER_03 55:34

Just name what you ordered. A Mexican pizza. The chalupa and the two hard the two hard tacos. Tacos. Exactly. So where do the tacos come from? No Mexican makes a taco duro. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 55:45

Yeah, they do. It's original from Mexico. It's originally from Mexico. And again, like you said, it's Mexico and the Oaxaca.

SPEAKER_01 55:52

Why are you asking him? He grew up with Puerto Ricans. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 55:56

So you shouldn't be. Did the original Empanada comment? I'm surprised.

SPEAKER_03 56:01

I'm surprised he hasn't kicked you out of the world. Because he's a Mexican dog. No, because he's he's this guy's deporting everybody like this.

SPEAKER_05 56:08

No, no, no. How am I gonna deport you if you make it make sense to me? I don't know. How am I gonna deport you? You just butt her because I stated that I'm more Mexican than you are.

SPEAKER_03 56:19

That's too up to date. Up to date. Because up to debate. You even we proved it with your DNA. Exactly. My DNA says that I'm Mexican, dude. Yeah, okay. But who had more? Doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_05 56:33

Mexican. I think we're well I've already told you guys. There's a reason. Hey, that he doesn't want to do the test. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 56:41

No, I did my test out 51% sub-Saharan African from the waist down. Okay. Just put it out there.

SPEAKER_00 56:49

Then you go.

SPEAKER_03 56:50

He's like for the waist down. So that means when you and Catlos go on uh romantic drives on those bitch mac. He can't drive it holding his hand then, right? What are you talking about, bro?

SPEAKER_04 57:07

I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_03 57:09

Listen, I'm using your logic in your life.

SPEAKER_04 57:11

You're not there when we go on these walks, so I don't want to be there. Hey. Just because we go on the walk don't mean it's just me and him. They were telling us those things. No, no, no. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_00 57:24

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 57:24

What are you?

SPEAKER_00 57:26

What do you be doing? It's an elliptical.

SPEAKER_04 57:31

Hey, Tony, who do you who do you go skiing or what? When are you uh skipping? Tony go skiing. Tony. Who do you go walking? It's usually YouTube. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 57:47

I never talk about YouTube. No, no, no. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. When during the week me in it. Oh, it's with my wife.

SPEAKER_04 57:55

Exactly. You don't know if our wives are there.

SPEAKER_03 57:57

Listen, listen, you don't have to explain it to me.

SPEAKER_04 57:59

Nah, I ain't trying to explain nothing to me. No, but let's go back to this guy. He's taking his clock down there. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 58:05

I mean what the hell I went. You're pulling in a Michael Phelps, so you're backpedaling like a mother.

SPEAKER_02 58:11

Now you're backpedaling for shit. He's doing the breast jokes. I did the one on the cow.

SPEAKER_04 58:21

I'm backpedaling for shit. What old before that?

SPEAKER_00 58:28

Back joke.

SPEAKER_04 58:43

Louis Kulero.

SPEAKER_00 58:50

There's a little American movement.

SPEAKER_03 58:55

What does culero mean? Kulero, way. I always make you cry, fool, shut up. Yeah, they'll joke.

SPEAKER_00 59:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 59:19

You just said something interesting. How do you make him cry? He's always crying.

SPEAKER_03 59:32

We can't, man.

SPEAKER_00 59:33

Going back to LJJ. Who made him JJ?

SPEAKER_04 59:41

What is LJJ stuff for?

SPEAKER_01 59:44

I told him. I told him. So what is it?

SPEAKER_00 59:52

Okay. Hey, I never hit anything out of this one. Everything's a good fun.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:01

Oh my god. Well now that we know your other first name, Juan. Juan Josh. Juan Manuel. Juan Manuel Josh.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:09

Well, Josh was my adopted name.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:10

No, but that's JJ. Your original first name is Juan, right? Juan. And then your new first name is Josh. So you are JJ. There you go. Unbeknownst to us.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:21

Like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:22

It fits. It works. Let's go with it. Tony said I was a shot in the dark and we got it right. So was I. I was a shot in the dark and I got it right.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:32

My nickname is BDT.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:33

Oh, God. Did you say you got shot in the dark?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:38

No, I said I was a shot in the dark.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:42

And they got it right. You used to get beat up by a guy on what are the crutches. One leg. One leg. One leg. Hey, hey.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:51

In my defense, don't say too much. That's for our patrons.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:56

In my defense, I would like to say he was a one-legged ninja. That worked at iHop. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:05

He couldn't get away from him.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:06

Yeah, he must have been slow as hell.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:09

I was a fat little kid, man. I rolled faster than I ran. You ever seen a meatball road legs? There was. You were slower than you looked. Oh. Anyway, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:18

Exactly. Over here passing. Passing over here misinformation over here. Like someone else. No, well. Yeah. Tony.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:31

Tony, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:31

Tony the other day, scary people and shit. Well, not you, Tony, not you specifically, but. What are we talking about? The misinformation.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:39

Oh, that one. Regarding what?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:40

It's Tony's fault. Well, he just said that they did not create the hard tacos in Mexico. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:46

And then the other misinformation that But this that happens with with this kind of stuff with with the advent of social media. It it is a problem unto itself. You've got a lot of information, but it's not always vetted, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:00

Yeah, well, you gotta do your research. Which we talked about it last time.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:03

It's hard though, because it's hard because you you don't want to be. No, no, I'm not in I'm not just talking about where you're not. No, no, but um what I'm saying overall. Yeah, yeah. Overall, what the problem is that you want there's been an a surge in trying to get it first but not getting it right. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:20

Get your facts straight.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:21

That's been the hardest thing for almost every news organization.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:25

Get your opinion straight. But yeah. I mean, we need to stop doing that shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:31

Why are you looking at me? Because you're the one. I don't spread false information.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:36

I got a question.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:38

My shit's all betted, dude. Betted with what? Something that's objectively true over and over and over. I support 100%.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:46

Objectively sore.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:47

You guys objectively use with true. That's like the opposite. I'm just saying. I'm gonna believe.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:55

I'm gonna give you a quote from John Lennon. I'm gonna believe everything that's true unless proven false false false.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:59

John Lennon out of everybody.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:00

Unless proven false.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:01

Hey, quick question, guys.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:03

Yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:04

Boxing today. There's a fight? Yeah, there's a fight. I didn't know there was a fight. I didn't know there was a fight. Mario Barrios, which is my last name, my cousin. And then Ryan Garcia, which is over here, this guy's cousin over there. That's your peeps. No, your boy. No, your boy. Your boy. That's your mega peeps. Nah, nah. That dude's a big time mega peeps. Anyways.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:24

No part of it.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:25

We talked about how there's two different types of Mexicans.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:28

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:30

So there are two. Yeah, there are two different ones. We actually made in it. There's more than two. Fuck. So there are more than two. There's black? Wow, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:38

But this is a breakthrough, fellas.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:40

We talked about it last time. What the f does he not pay attention?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:43

Chinnekans. Okay, so we got your Texas Russians. And then you got your Californians.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:49

How about the Way Mamma Nadians?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:51

Yeah, they're not really. We're growing. We're growing. But anyways, you got those two. So who do you got and why?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:00

Let me break down the question. Um, you're asking who am I rooting for as far as geographic-wise?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:08

Yeah, I'm not sure. Or the actual boxer. Both. Who are you rapping? Texas or California?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:14

For the record. Isn't that a hard question? Just to begin. It's a geographic. Okay. There's no secret. I don't like Ryan Garcia. I don't think he's a real boxer to begin with. I think he's a glorified, what's his name we just got? Instagram. No, YouTube boxer. YouTube boxer. What do you call it? Influencer, yeah. The guy who just got his job broke. Jake? Jake Paul. Jake, Paul. He's a glorified Jake. Jake Paul. That's what I see as well. You mean he was the first one? It was the original one. I don't know. I think Butter Bean was probably the first one. Oh my God. I mean, there was no social media back in the day. Butterbean was a good one. Butterbean, he fought people. He probably canceled more gym memberships than nobody else.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:52

Anyways, go back back to the next one. What was he saying? Go back to answering.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:58

I'm just telling you.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:59

If Butterbean was Butterbean was relevant now, this guy is the worst person to ask questions because he keeps going around in circles. No, yes, you do. Answer the question. When are you going to release the files? That's how I feel then. I'm just asking that guy that question. But anyway, go back to your thing. Go ahead. Two questions. Oh my god. Who are you going to rep? Who are you going for? I don't follow anybody, so I don't care. Barrios. You're going to go with Barrios? Absolutely. Because he's from where? I watch wrestling. See, that's Are you rapping him because he's from Houston? I mean not Houston, but San Antonio. I don't think this is more this is not a question.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:38

This is an interrogation now.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:39

I'm not. I'm not What do you think they do in interrogation?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:42

I don't care if he's questions, I don't care if he's from Arizona, Mexico City, or China. I'm gonna root for Barrios. Why? Because I think he's a more superior boxer. It's really simple. So it's just boxing now. It doesn't matter where he's from. I don't think that's relevant, is what I'm trying to tell you. All right.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:58

But if you have to pick between the two, which Which one's more Mexican? See, that's a whole nother. That's a whole nother argument. Come on, tell me which one's more Mexican. I don't see no answer the damn question, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:10

Which one's more Mexican? I don't know what constitutes a Mexican or not. I'm not trying to pitch out of the pitching out of questions.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:17

Carlos, you're you know who's Mexican? Let me how about you answer it? Hold up, hold up. Let me ask another Mexican American Mexican American because obviously you're too scared to answer this question. I'm not scared. I just don't want to give an uneducated answer. Who is more Mexican American or more Mexican, Ryan Garcia or Mario Barrios?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:34

More Mexican?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:35

Yeah. More Mexican.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:36

I think it's probably Ryan Garcia's more Mexican. Okay. See, was that so hard for you to do? No, it was. That's my opinion. I think he's more than respect.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:45

That's a respectable opinion.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:46

Yeah. Now, Ryan Garcia does have a heck of a chin. He can recover really well. He has a heck of a chin? Yes, he does. The only time he got knocked out was a body punch. But I think anybody can get knocked out. Body punch. Body punch.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:58

Tank Davis dropped him with a body punch. Not a body punch. It was a chin.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:01

It was a chin. Chin punch.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:03

And then before that, um body punch. I seen he's been knocked down more than once.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:09

He got knocked down with the with the overhand left.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:13

And before that, he got stopped. Smith knocked, I think it was his name of Smith. Got him here, but he got dropped him down. He got back up, yeah. And then Tate Davis knocked him down. I think it was in the first round or second round, dropped him with a punch right in the chin. Did he get back up? He got up. And then after that, he what the fuck you think a knockdown is?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:32

No, what the fuck? He got knocked out by a body punch. I'm telling you, that's the only one he couldn't recover from. Knocked him out. Out knocked down.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:42

Two different things. Right. Like born in Mexico.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:46

Ryan Garcia.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:47

Nats born in Mexico. Listen, you guys. Two different things. Guys, two different things. I'm telling you, the only time he's been stopped was by a body punch. That tells me he has a heck of a chin. I have to give him that. First of all, he walks around at 180 pounds. He's dropping what? 30 pounds to fight? He can take a punch. Barrios, hold on, Barrios walks around at 165 pounds. See, you guys assume I don't know my boxing. I do. Listen, naturally, naturally, Garcia is a much bigger guy. Much faster, bigger guy. He's got steroids. Technically, well, he was. Yes, you are correct.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:24

Technically, no, he wasn't.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:25

Boxing wise, Barrios is far superior boxer-wise. Okay? Ryan Garcia does not have a defense. He drops his left hand way too much, which Tank Davis exposed. Smith exposed, and Raleigh exposed. And guess what? Those three losses. Well, actually, two. Two losses. Because Smith almost took him out.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:45

You see? I don't know about boxing. But Tank David knocked him out. He's never been out. Ryan Garcia has a heck of a chin. He can't come back from a shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:54

Tank Davis won that fight by what? By body punch. No, but what was it called? Was it called a knockout? KO, technically.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:01

He took a knee.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:02

He took a knee? Yeah, he took a knee. Afterwards, right? He got up and then he quit. He quit. Basically quit.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:08

Which reminds me of glorified Victor Ortiz.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:10

And those both were born where?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:12

It doesn't matter. Answer that question. No, no, answer that question.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:15

There's a difference though between a knockout and a knockdown. Of course. Of course. Of course. But you were saying he was never knocked down. No, no, no. No, no, no. He's been knocked down. He's gone back up, though. Every single time.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:28

Knocked down multiple times.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:29

Ferrano Vargas? So how so how does that mean he has a chin then? Because he can't he's come back for every every shot he's taken. So you're saying except for the body punch. Who has so he has a chin? That's what I'm trying to tell you. No, he's a channel.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:43

If he had a chin, he wouldn't have gotten knocked down. So the one that really does have a chin is Canelo. Canelo has a heck of a chin. Yeah. Hey man. Triple G.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:53

So Triple G has a yeah. Triple G has a has a heck of a chin. Way better than Canelo. I think Salvador Sanchez was probably a little bit better than Triple G. Unfortunately, we lost him really way too soon. Yeah. It was too young. Yeah. It just you couldn't hit him flush. That's that was the the the I'm going for Barrios. I'm going for Barrios myself. I'm going for Barrios. He's not gonna stop Brian Garcia. He's not a Raleigh. Raleigh's a brawler.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:17

No, no, Barrios is more of a traditional box. Yeah, he'll he'll box you all the way through.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:21

He'll box him, but if he gets him, hits him with a good flush hit in the chin, he'll knock him down.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:27

Yeah, he could probably go down, but he's just gonna be a good thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:29

And Barrios, as much as people you know, push him off the side, he fought a lot of good fighters. Really? He's got fighters. Great resume. Yeah, great resume.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:37

Great resume, yeah. The only thing the only thing that concerns me, he's a little bit too small. But Ryan Garcia doesn't have to be a good thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:48

He tied with Manny Pacquiao. Well, yeah. Yeah. Um you have um what was the other uh Taylor Davis?

SPEAKER_03 1:10:57

He was weight drained with Pacquiao. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:59

Really drained. So I think that he could do it. Yeah. I think that's you know who who will enjoy Ryan Garcia Illusion? The Golden Boy.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:09

I think I think Canelo would enjoy that too because look who's he's walking out with and hanging out with now.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:17

And he's calling the freaking trainer a backstabber. Yeah, I think. Oh, yeah, John Hypocrite. John Goosen, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but look who who who's he with? Who did he who did he weigh in with holding the big Mexican flag?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:31

The monster is the David Benavidas.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:34

Yeah. Although he's he's man.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:36

No, but he how you gonna be calling Joe Goosen? I know, yeah. You know, and look at you. You're supposed supposedly friends with Canelo.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:46

Yeah. Then you go hang out with this guy.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:49

It's uh it's he's all made up, but I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:52

I'm telling you, man, he's just a glorified um Mexican, American influencer, California, boxer, Jake Paul.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:00

Everything but that, right? He's just an utterance.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:03

Listen, hey, hey, if you're gonna get in the ring, man, I'll um you can lose your life, dude. I I gotta respect that.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:09

Yeah, you could lose your life driving a car too, you know that, right? Yeah, but listen, man, you're gonna lose your life getting out of bed.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:15

Yeah. I mean, I mean, what's for sure? Taxes and death, right? So, I mean, you're literally facing. Those are your facts. You're this guy's a rage better, man. I'm gonna keep my call.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:26

I'm gonna keep my gun.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:27

Take it over, Johnson. Tony, you're a little quiet over there. But I know I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:37

Tony toned out, man. Long time ago, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:40

Tony, what do you think? Who's gonna win? I don't fucking care. I know you watch wrestling because you like the baby oil and stuff like that, but still, who do you think is gonna win? I don't care. You don't care? I don't pick somebody. Pick a name, goddammit. You gotta pick somebody. I don't even know who's fighting.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:54

I guess there's arguing. I don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:56

The Californian Mexican or the San Antonio Mexican?

SPEAKER_02 1:13:00

Isn't Sacramento in? No. San Antonio. San Antonio. He's in Texas.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:05

Texas or California? Who do you got?

SPEAKER_03 1:13:07

Uh I'm gonna go with the Tao Joe this time. I'm gonna mo.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:10

I'm gonna go with a Californian just because I spend most of my time there.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:13

No, it's because you're from California, right? Your family's over there? Yeah, I don't really have any. I don't have a dog in a fight. I don't think. So you're you're going with Ryan Garcia. Okay. I guess. What do you got, Jose? I said Barrios. Barrios? He's my cousin. My same last name.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:27

He's asking me again. I'm just asking me again.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:30

I'm just saying for the record, man. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:32

I already said it again. Say it again, just for the record.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:36

For the second time? Third time? Yeah. Barrios. Barrios. Wow, we actually agree on something finally.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:41

The three of us, right? What are you talking about? That we finally agree.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:47

We agree on a lot of things. Alright, anything else? Joshua?

SPEAKER_06 1:13:51

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:51

Thanks for joining us, man. Yeah. That was awesome.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:54

This would have been my second one, but somebody kept rubbing the damn seatbelt against our mic. That's for the Patreon. Didn't you get the memo?

SPEAKER_03 1:14:01

Don't you listen? Don't you? I'm losing. I'm using your logic against our mic. Example, right? Whose seatbelt was it? His. And the AC was on yours. No, the AC was on mine.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:12

You keep flipping it around, man. It's this man his.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:16

Listen, it's it doesn't matter. It's it was I either or and I have some software where they can replace your voice. I need just a sample, but it wasn't good enough.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:26

Damn. Like I can, I can if we had a video if magically you don't come out. This guy's a conspiracy too. In this next episode, you know why? Uh it was the AC.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:42

It was too loud. That's why he turned it off. No, we we turned we turned the AC off because of why.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:51

Because it was the AC last time. No. Couldn't have Josh on the thing. They told me you you're you're getting cold, I guess. I don't know how to describe it. You know how to describe it.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:06

You wouldn't look at it. Josh, I walked in and I'm like, where's Josh?

SPEAKER_03 1:15:11

I was already madder. Like, man, he said he was gonna be here. Like, no, he's out there, his his head got cold and yeah, because the first thing they do is just sit there.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:19

I'm like, fuck, I gotta sit right underneath the fucking AC. Blowing right in his head, like, nah.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:24

He just wanted to make excuses and be like, yo, uh, we gotta we gotta.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:29

I gotta tell you that I'm the one that made that up. What?

SPEAKER_07 1:15:33

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:35

When I said when I said, hey, he went to go get the jacket because he said his head was cold. I made that up. I should have known.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:44

Over here passing misinformation again. Yeah, I'm not I'm not passing information.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:49

You just said I'm recording.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:54

I document it. That's all I do, man. Come on, man. Do solo, bro. You fucking do it to yourself. Feature cat lows. You gotta drive back home with your holding it with one hand.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:11

Anyway. Does it look like a baby holding an apple? Holding one. I don't know what you guys be holding with one hand.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:19

Y'all be holding shit. What the heck happened, man? I mean you could. You could take the other ones out. Oh, what it is. It's the ones you don't want to let go. The Patreon ones. Oh, yeah, yeah. The Patreon.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:32

The the casting couch versions.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:36

Those things are gold.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:37

You know damn well those are gold. Narrated by Tony. He is going though, bro. He's going for speed. Oh yeah, that's a new song. Louis your fluffer, Tony. Shut up, Carlos, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:52

Don't don't stop, man. We're about to finish the seriously just came down from a came down from what? Just shut up, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:06

Alright, I'm Louis. I'm Tony. I'm Carlos. Jose. Josh. Josh, thank you for gracing us with your presence. Alright, this is where mama wire. See ya. Peace. Peace. I'm not with that.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:19

Yeah.