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Onion Studio Season 1 Episode 7

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We're back. Tony vents, Jose gets konkadored, Luis tries to remain open minded, and Carlos didn't vote. Let's Go!

SPEAKER_00

Okay, JJ, start it off. Hold on, let him talk. Damn it. Alright, JJ, go ahead.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, that's a great point. I can't I would never have thought to think that way. By far your best. Absolutely. Why are you his why are you his advocate right now? He's over there doing uh God's work. God's work, man. Yeah, I suppose. I just I did drive by there and I did notice everyone's there.

SPEAKER_03

Was it full?

SPEAKER_01

Except for it. It was full. Yeah. No, I went to mine earlier.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, you went to the first one?

SPEAKER_01

Uh no, we went to Palmetto, so it was it happened at five o'clock. So I think they're they do theirs at seven. Oh, okay. But it it's it's tough, man. When you're out there at five o'clock, the sun's high and it's hot right now. You mean outside? You guys were outside? Yeah, that's what the station is across. It's a live reenactment.

SPEAKER_09

Outside? Yeah. That's what they do.

SPEAKER_03

Do you want me to educate you about religion? Oh God, here we go again.

SPEAKER_01

The first thing I would need is you two talking about religion again.

SPEAKER_06

I am a practicing Catholic.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because he hadn't got it right yet.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not done, damn it.

SPEAKER_00

He's not done.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, so give him a JJ que se calle porque wait.

SPEAKER_01

Time out. No, he can't control himself.

SPEAKER_06

Um, I was gonna say start off the show and then edit that part, put it to the front, and then go into it.

SPEAKER_05

No, Arizon's gonna make it. I don't have editing time no more.

SPEAKER_06

No way. They took his time away. Who's gonna start it? You started, man. They started with the stomach virus concodoro. It's gonna get us all sick.

SPEAKER_01

If you guys didn't hear that, he was just in the background going, it was coming out, not going in.

SPEAKER_06

Yep, but I'm good now. I'm good. What happened, Jose?

SPEAKER_01

He got conceded.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I had a uh I got affected by the concodus. Concodiris.

SPEAKER_08

Coronavirus!

SPEAKER_09

Okay, we're good now. We're good. We're good. Can't say the brand because then sponsored by the show sponsored by Pepto Bismo. Yeah, it fixed it. It worked. If it works, it works. You can't, you know. Yeah, I can't complain.

SPEAKER_00

So what uh well you you start us off, Jose. You walked in with the stomach virus. What's the name?

SPEAKER_09

What's the name of the show again?

SPEAKER_00

Dude, we're we're we're seven shows in. We're literally worldwide now.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I know, right? Just fucking route. Um welcome to the Wamama wire from Wamama. What are we talking about today, guys? What do we got? Hot topics.

SPEAKER_06

Well, hot topics is what what happened? What did you eat? Oh, well, what did I heck?

SPEAKER_09

I I don't want to say the place because that's not nice for me to say the place, you know. But um, I had some Mexican tacos.

SPEAKER_06

Um where we may or may not go to in the future.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we may or may not go, depending on. If you guys listen, it's gummy ass tortilla, so you might know where it is. I didn't say that. I don't advocate for that. That's right, JJ. You gotta keep quiet. You can't say things like that.

SPEAKER_06

But he already said it.

SPEAKER_09

It was uh what is today? Friday, good Friday, and I decided to go eat meat. Not your first time.

SPEAKER_01

That's what me. That's Jesus telling you. Juan Diego's real.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, Juan Diego's real, right? I hey, first of all, I never said he was real or fake. Well, not even.

SPEAKER_09

I just wanted to know if there was a difference between the Mexican, the Spanish, and the white one, you know. That's all I wanted to know. It's not me. It's not me. That's all I brought up, okay. Just to clarify that. I'm lucky I'm still alive, man. I'm here. That's all I wanted to say.

SPEAKER_01

Well, and I never said that he was real, fake, or make-believe. One of you two I just you two were arguing the entire time, so I don't know which one of you said that nonsense. I I didn't say anything of that. I didn't think it was Louis.

SPEAKER_09

It was actually actually the people that were arguing was Carlos and Louis. No, I wasn't arguing not the two time.

SPEAKER_00

I think at one point I was arguing with everybody, man.

SPEAKER_07

I wasn't gonna argue.

SPEAKER_06

I was just I don't think I was arguing at all. I was that crazy drunk at the bar who's picking fights with everybody.

SPEAKER_09

I just wanted to be educated. That's all I wanted. I wanted you guys you guys, Mr. Over here to uh priest and church and everything Sunday might be. We are the original ones, okay? Right? You guys over here, uh the Supreme Master and the other one over there. I just wanted you guys to educate me why they look like Native Americans and the other ones look like. It has nothing to do with what they look like. It's not the answer itself that they're doing.

SPEAKER_07

All I wanted to know.

SPEAKER_09

I didn't care about if the guy was real or fake, if it happened after 10 years after they were demolished and taken out of the world, you know, they didn't exist anymore after 10 years, but for some odd reason they dress up like Indians, but whatever. That's besides the point.

SPEAKER_01

We're gonna go down this rabbit hole again that doesn't exist.

SPEAKER_07

I just wanted to that's all I wanted to know.

SPEAKER_06

I just wanted to clarify that. That's that's my I'm joining JJ, man. I'm in the silent protest.

SPEAKER_01

Did you say clarify or clarify? Huh? Did you say clarify or clarify? Which one was it? I couldn't, I'm sure. You know, I I'm I'm curious because clarify, because I I distinctly heard clarify.

SPEAKER_09

No, maybe.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. We'll we'll find out. From the Concidor. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_06

The Concidor. But Louie over here said he Don't drag me into this. Don't drag me. No, make it may not believe that it actually happened. I see. That wasn't me. You see?

SPEAKER_00

I'm being dragged into this, Tony.

SPEAKER_06

No, you already Tony.

SPEAKER_00

I'm being dragged into this. Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_01

Let me ask you a question. Louis likes to run in Sun City Center. So if anybody has any issues or beef with him, uh God, if you want to strike him down for being a blasphemous bastard, go ahead. You know where he is.

SPEAKER_00

If your God really exists, may He strike you guys right now. Oh my god. No, no, no, it doesn't work that way.

SPEAKER_01

Nothing happened. It doesn't work that way.

SPEAKER_06

It might have got him. Hey, Louis, but I mean, real question. How is it that you believe in the the one from Clearwater, but not in the Virgin Married Guadalupe?

SPEAKER_00

Because she's American. Because it was clear in the water. Because it was clear evidence. How about that? Um, that's okay.

SPEAKER_09

Is that a medicup?

SPEAKER_00

No, well, I I value tangible evidence and you could actually see it and touch it. You touched it? It's really that simple. You touched it? Yeah, you could actually go out and touch the I'm asking, did you touch it? Yes.

SPEAKER_06

You know, you could go to Mexico and see the this is right there. I I was there. Okay. And you touched it there too?

SPEAKER_00

So you're not evidence. It's just a monument there. It's not no actual evidence. It's it's it's dude, it's actually there. It's what do you mean it's a monument? Yeah, it's a monument. You take a picture and in some say that the flash or the the aperture messes up, but we don't use those old cameras anymore. What the are you talking about? Yeah. The Virgen de Guadalupe, right? You don't see the Virgen de Guadalupe when you take a picture of it? It's really there. It's there. It's there. It's the the monuments there. That's not a monument.

SPEAKER_01

It's not a monument.

SPEAKER_06

It's actually there. It's a Mexican one. Look. I've been there, man. I took a picture. I even took a picture of the Catholic.

SPEAKER_00

1997. I actually went on a Catholic crusade. You in an academy crusade. We were uh reenacting the Concordors.

SPEAKER_01

Well you are you're definitely on the wrong side of the way on that one.

SPEAKER_00

Hold on. Show me the the one you're you're referring to. Because I've been to the Basilica. That's just a huge church that was built on top of a uh uh Aztec uh temple. And you can still see the Aztecs, their symbol, I guess.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, it's everything in there for the Mexicas already built in there, so the Virgin Mary slayed their god.

SPEAKER_00

No, not not her.

SPEAKER_01

She had nothing to do with it. It's not the the cloak. She gave the she she said, We will take over that evidence.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, where where I took a picture, it's fenced around, and there's a monument of her. This is apparently where she appeared. And then when you take it, you're not allowed to go in there. It's it's not that big, actually. It's in the church though.

SPEAKER_06

The cloak, the cloak is in the church.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah, that's what we're talking about. That that's what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_03

It's surrounded by gold.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we were that's that's the one we're talking about.

SPEAKER_03

I mean I mean what?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I mean and then science show that it's not actual paint, you know how paint sinks into the the die the clothes? Yeah, it's hovering up right above it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

To me, it's a little stretch. I mean I'm I'm open to to to the idea, absolutely, yeah. But but the question was you asked me if if why do I believe in this one? It's because I actually touched it and seen it.

SPEAKER_06

You saw the freaking cloak in Mexico. Yes, I did. So you wanted to go up and touch it in order to believe in it?

SPEAKER_03

They don't they don't let you.

SPEAKER_06

They don't let you. But if they would let you, then you would believe. No. Oh. He just wants to touch it. You just want to touch it up. Tony Tony.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, I'm looking at this like we're going this nonsense again.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, no, yeah. I'm done. We're not getting anywhere with him, though. No, no, no. It's not real if you don't touch it. I guess. But it's scientific. That's good.

SPEAKER_00

If it is scientific, I'll I'll look into it. I'll give you a report next week about that.

SPEAKER_01

Big, beautiful bill.

SPEAKER_00

I know. I believe in that one.

SPEAKER_06

I can't someone got fired yesterday?

SPEAKER_01

I saw that.

SPEAKER_06

That's another one. How about another one bites the dust? How about Pam? Didn't we say that? They both needed to get fired, and both of them got fired. I mean, the replacement for the other one isn't that great either. Are you surprised? No. Surprised. I'm not surprised at all.

SPEAKER_01

I'm I'm I guess I'm not surprised. And I guess you should never be surprised that he, you know, you're humiliated on the way out. But the other one with the husband? Oh my. I guess that's why she had to go with Corey, whatever, Landowski, because uh apparently they're you know, there are two women in that relationship instead of a man and a woman.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and you it begs the question does she actually really cheat on it? She knew. Yeah. She knew.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, and and it kind of I saw the photos and I was like a little weird. They must have had an open marriage or something.

SPEAKER_00

But the thing is they you know they openly criticize uh gay couples, uh trans people, and I'm like, come on, man. You know, you don't you said it, not me.

SPEAKER_01

But that's what the ones it was what they do. But the the one with a lot of those voices doing that are usually the ones that claw in the closet doing that kind of stuff. Yeah. What do you get? What do you call that? Projecting? I think so.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah. See, Carlos does the same thing. Oh, yo, yo, project. Tony posts all those pictures, man. He's bro.

SPEAKER_06

Every single you know which one was freaking nasty? The one in the semi-truck, man.

SPEAKER_01

I did not nobody posted that.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, no, no. The one he sent.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay. I was like, wait a minute. No one he's accusing you, Tony, of posting. That's not getting posted. No, no, no, no, no, no. Uh and trust me, that was not me. Um if we do have some interested parties, uh, we are actively looking for sponsors, and we will send these links to you directly for $9.99. No, you gotta bring the price down, $9.95.

SPEAKER_06

But no, you're the one that's projecting over here. Conf. I'm not predicting I'm not projecting. I'm telling you, man. I I don't know. He's got a man crush. He's got a man crush. I have a man crush. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, there is. There is not, man. Nothing wrong with that. You hear that? That's a sound of no one agreeing with you.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, no, no.

SPEAKER_00

It's alright. It's alright. It's alright. You know that one song I sent you guys from Green Day? I walk alone. Or what's it called?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. I know what song you're talking about.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. That's me. You walk alone. I walk alone. It's fair, yeah. I mean, no one here, nobody's gonna walk nobody's gonna go over there with you and go smell some farts. No. Give me the opportunity, I'll do it. Dude, man. I just I just freaking messing with car. I don't think you are. I think you're serious. Me too. All of us here think you're serious. There's nothing around the formula that's the Patamana thing. That dude, he's he's a he's someone who Look, you could have you could admire you could admire him. You could admire him. I do, yes.

SPEAKER_07

But what you said was over the line. Yeah, that's that that part where like now you now you're making fun of JJ.

SPEAKER_06

What are you what's your opinion with this, JJ? Yeah, I thought I thought too. Yeah. Same thing. I agree. I concur.

SPEAKER_01

Now now you're making fun of the uh that whole uh LK whatever BG group because oh well, what is I think it's uh legs, biceps, uh glutes, triceps, and uh something actually something else, right?

SPEAKER_09

But that's what you're doing right now by making fun of it.

SPEAKER_01

I I don't know. I don't think he's making fun of it. I think it's just or are you just telling us the truth? I just think he's telling us the truth. He's just kind of that kind of projecting.

SPEAKER_06

I'm he's projecting. I'm telling you, I'm a huge mana fan. I don't know about a mana fan.

SPEAKER_09

Like I said, like you said, you could be a fan. I'm a fan. But you went past the fan. You went to like the you said he ain't groupie side like fine wine.

SPEAKER_06

Hell yeah. There you go. There you go, go to your groupies, man.

SPEAKER_01

We're the ones cagando that really you're gonna go there.

SPEAKER_00

We're the ones, dude. I'll tell you, look, I'll I'll tell you um who I really look up to, especially in music in the right position.

SPEAKER_01

I guess you look up to all of them.

SPEAKER_00

Fer, Saúl Hernandez from Caifanes, Jaguares, and and Juanga.

SPEAKER_06

Juan Gabriel's otro, Elton John. I'm sitting in a pattern towards the end.

SPEAKER_00

Marco Antonio, uh, let me see.

SPEAKER_01

Um Mexican Jesus, for those who don't know.

SPEAKER_00

That is making Jesus. Buki Mayor. That was my dad's favorite singer, too. And drummers, un chingo. Nothing wrong with that, man. No, there's nothing wrong with being fans.

SPEAKER_06

Being fans of it. But you went. I'm a huge fan. You went the other level. I just say you went groupie level, man. It's it's nothing wrong with that. The groupies that get underneath. Waiting, waiting at the bus.

SPEAKER_07

Let me get in.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's basically what you're doing, man. It's like, come on.

SPEAKER_03

I lived that life, man.

SPEAKER_09

I bet you did.

SPEAKER_00

I toured and took pictures. Okay, so I'm asking. Some some someone has my autograph for reasons that I'll never understand.

SPEAKER_01

Just to uh clarify. It's true. To uh to clarify, it's none of us in here. Yep. You know what? I got something to tell because we've been bothering you the bejees out of me. I've been going to places and I see this, and this irritates the bejesus out of me. These little fuckers are walking around with headphones on all the goddamn time. All the time. Like, what the hell, man? Like you're walking around in the parking lot with these big ass headphones covering all of your ears. You go into church, you got these fucking headphones on all the time. What is so goddamn important that you can't participate in the world around you? You've raised a bunch of freaking pansies who can't do anything on their own. What the hell's wrong with people when they keep on doing this and then catering to these little sons of bitches who don't ever want to fucking do anything around the house? All they sit there and you drinking and we do high. What the fuck? Just go outside. I mean, it's just bugging the shit out of me. I went the other day. I saw this fucker next to me. He's divided 644. He weighs 270 pounds. I bet you this fucker's never even gotten up and done anything that's physical labor. And I'm just thinking to myself, what's so fucking important that you can't listen to what's going on right here, right now? Participate in the fucking world, you little piece of shit.

SPEAKER_05

Well said, Tony.

SPEAKER_00

Well said. How about Jay? How about their eyes glued to their to their phone, man?

SPEAKER_01

I don't even care about that. It's just, yeah. Come on, okay. Because it's it goes hand in hand. And I'm guilty of walking around with my phone. I'm not gonna say that I'm not. I am guilty of that. But to walk around headphones, but I will never be on the ones with the headphones. I'll have the aftershocks on because and I'm usually just walking around, but those things go around your uh just outside your earbuds. Yeah. So that but it it goes through the it conducts through your uh the bone in your ear. So it's not you can still hear everything around you. Right. It's the ones that they're covered, everything up, and you got these noise cancelling. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_09

I know that when I used to go to the gym, I would bring big giant headphones with me. Oh, so you're talking about Jose. No, no, no, no, no. But I would do that because I I didn't want nobody to talk to me, so I'll pretend uh I couldn't hear you, even though I I could fucking hear you, but I'll just like it's not it's not there's a time and a place. That's a that's my example. That's it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but when you go in when you're in public and you're supposed to be participating as part of a group or a collective church. You said a church? It's I saw it a church, and and it wasn't just the only one. There was a bunch of them.

SPEAKER_00

You know what? Honestly, I would blame more the parents than than the unless it's the freaking parents doing it.

SPEAKER_06

Hold on, wait, wait, wait. Well, was there something wrong with this kid?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because it something because some normal is autistic. So you have to do anything loud, they have to suppress my.

SPEAKER_01

I get that. That was probably a kid, and you were not in the middle of the kid.

SPEAKER_08

No, no, no. It's no bad nope.

SPEAKER_07

If you're six foot tall, and you're where was it? That way I could breathe it first. You're six foot tall, scrawny as fuck. No, he wasn't he wasn't scrawny, he was a big dude. Bad as fuck.

SPEAKER_01

No, and don't know how to do shit. No, because I heard him. He was talking to his to his parents and he was talking normally. Oh, there was no, it was like, okay, no, no chap. There's no there was nothing there. It was just, hey, I'm gonna be a little weirdo kid.

SPEAKER_06

But is it it is a really common. I I do agree. It's it's everywhere, man. I know that work. He's the guy with the headphones that way. But that's because I don't want no one to talk to me. If they talk to me, then I take it off and that's interact. But uh, see, no, I'm just and I'm going to the restroom and bangle patrás.

SPEAKER_00

I do the same thing at work, but my mine are earbuds. My mine are the ones that I can hear. There it's it's uh they're bows, earbuds, and there's a quiet, active, and off. The active one, I can hear everything.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but I need to concentrate because if not yeah, all I hear is people talking.

SPEAKER_00

But when I'm in public with my kids, no, that's things. No, I agree. And you you would think you know, the least place you would see that is at what was it at church?

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Oh my god. Yeah, the yeah. See the parents, man.

SPEAKER_00

It's yeah, yeah, that that's I would I would get more upset with their parents.

SPEAKER_01

All right, so here now hear me out on this, because uh maybe I'm wrong in in my my line of thinking here, but if the kid is like on the line, but not like severe.

SPEAKER_09

Kind of line.

SPEAKER_01

Like if he's like uh yeah, if he's on the line, it I think it's better to have that interaction and to help them learn how to interact with the the real the world around them. Don't keep them isolated because it's not gonna be helpful. Now, obviously, there's there are kids who are definitely gonna be you they can't do it. I get that, but there's some out there where the parents kind of like you know, cater to these little sons of bitches right there. I'm like, get over it, man.

SPEAKER_00

What's worse is when you're freaking driving, you see next, you know, right next to you this guy freaking headphones on.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I'm like, geez, man. Come on. That's that's less it's a lot more common, man. I I think part of it, I don't think they're even active. I think it's just part of a styling thing or a tire. I'm tired of seeing it. But it it is annoying, dude.

SPEAKER_01

I know the other one that's annoying me is with fuckers that would walk drive around in a car by themselves with a mask on. Clearly, come on, man. You're in the car by yourself with a mask on. Oh, the COVID time? Yeah, come on, man. Jeez. Just those little things like that, just it's gonna go around the engine. They don't want to forget it. That's what it would be. But you don't understand. It just fucking drives me nuts to know where we're going. They didn't want to forget it. I just want to go over there and just take the fucking mask off and let me just breathe on you. And then they're just.

SPEAKER_06

Uh soccer uh previously almost choking the person. You know what?

SPEAKER_00

I was telling I was telling my wife that uh I was eating at uh surprise surprise at Jersey Mike's. Um you know at the Thortons here off of Big Ben. What time was this at? Uh this is like two weeks ago.

SPEAKER_01

I thought I totally thought he was gonna say he was choking the chicken.

SPEAKER_00

No, but maybe I was walking out of Jersey Mike's, I was gonna get some gas for my work truck, and this guy gets off his car with the Michael Myers mask and walks in. I don't know what the heck he does. Everybody's staring at him and he walks out. And I'm thinking, okay, one, uh it's he's being stupid, right? Number two, somebody's recording him for some kind of TikTok video, right?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Or number three, like you said, what what the what what's the whole um most of these people live on stream, man? That's all they're doing. It was freaking weird and and just stupid, man.

SPEAKER_01

Which really brings me to my my next point. What the hell is it now? Everybody wants to record every fucking thing. And by the way, uh, hi, all those who are watching us right now.

SPEAKER_06

But uh the cameras are not on it. Okay, fucked it.

SPEAKER_01

Then I'm glad you're not watching me. You know, chingato some other cabo.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so and then it is gonna be there. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_01

No, and and and I I watched this the other day. I watched this my with my wife showed me this video, and then I and I was like, when did this become a thing where you record every single aspect? And it makes me wonder, is it real or is it staged? Why is everything supposed to be some fucking comedic thing where you're supposed to watch it? Ah, and I get to watch it. First of all, you're not that talented, you know, you're not funny.

SPEAKER_06

Go do something else, go work somewhere. I don't know. Sometimes not funny makes it funny a long way. Yeah. And I'm like, how the hell are you right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

It's more that they're retarded, but not like mentally retarded, but they're just like stupid, if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_00

And I think that's well, that that that's the goal. I think with that. Hey, but who started this? Who started it? Jackass? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, Jackass. Ever that but those things No, no, no, I'll go step further. Uh backwards, uh, Tom Green.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah. He was Did you ever watch that stupid movie? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I was like, oh god, where was the guys from fucking Acapulco?

SPEAKER_09

They used to uh prank people.

SPEAKER_00

The Mexican guys.

SPEAKER_06

I didn't see it.

SPEAKER_00

I never I remember the impractical joke. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, it was a Mexican, it was back in the back in the day.

SPEAKER_09

It was an Acapulco que seineties.

SPEAKER_06

They would go around pranking people and shit like that. Yeah. Live, like, no, no me acuerdo. I got I need to check it. What's the name of the show? No, it's a movie. It's a movie. It was the different movies.

SPEAKER_09

It was a different movie, like every year they'll like just prank a shitload of people. Yeah, no, I don't, I'm not familiar. It was before Jackass, if you think about it. Yeah, it was pre-Jackass. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

The Mexican jackass. I know Tom Green started uh back in the MTV days, the maybe 2000s. No, this is way before that. This is like the nineties is when you're early nineties.

SPEAKER_09

This is like in was it the nineties? I don't get maybe.

SPEAKER_06

Is it Picardia Mexicana? No. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_00

Pepe Locoas? No.

SPEAKER_09

I can't think of the name, but there was like three guys that would or three or two guys.

SPEAKER_00

El Pirruris. No, tampoco.

SPEAKER_09

But they would just go around clowning people, making pranks and shit.

SPEAKER_00

I I gotta me. They're fun to watch, especially if I'm having a stressful day.

SPEAKER_01

I'll put on uh like scary pranks and okay, so I can see some value in some of this, but what I'm referring to is the ones where it's supposed to be just like everyday things and something really hilarious happens. You know what? It's never that hilarious. I don't really care. You fell on your face.

SPEAKER_09

If you're watching it on like Instagram, TikTok, or Facebook, if it's not like a camera, like a security camera that catches it, most likely it's fucking stage.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because that people like look, they're everything is being recorded. Yeah, it's like the ones that really irritate me are the ones that were they they do the cooking, and there's like all they everything, you know, this uh calamity of events all happened all at the same time. That you know, is oh, it's supposed to be uh hot oil, you know damn well it's cold water. Yeah. Oh come on, man. The only thing you do is just ruin good food, you sons of you shouldn't do it.

SPEAKER_09

It's they it's stay stay stage. You're not gonna see a lot of stuff that it's natural.

SPEAKER_01

So I I've had a lot of pent-up express uh frustration from these things right here because you know it's always just annoying me.

SPEAKER_09

And these little send more videos of people just doing care.

SPEAKER_01

Random doing let's go ahead and mess up his algorithm, cooking, cooking, all meh, and you know, it's those little things that just it's like a driving me nuts, and I just I want to grab them and say, straighten your ass up, go do something productive, go build a house, go do mow a lawn, go do something.

SPEAKER_09

Más gente cagando palo. That's the videos I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_01

This was uh very liberating, thank you very much. I feel much better.

SPEAKER_09

Uh your therapy session right here.

SPEAKER_01

It's definitely a therapy session right there. La Rizen Vacaciones.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_00

I need to I need to check that out. But I don't think that was in Mexico. That was more in like Venezuela or Western.

SPEAKER_01

I think all that stuff all that stuff just started um and then just migrated this way. Probably, yeah. That's the way they got their ideas. I mean, it wasn't there's no real original idea.

SPEAKER_09

The only thing they had over here back then that I could think about it was that uh what's stupid shit show? Fam not family um when they send the videos out of America's family family videos or yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. But it but that was people with camcorders. Yeah, that was people recording when accidents happened in the before video editing and stuff.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, so those were all like real videos like authentic shit that Dad de Louis mandou.

SPEAKER_06

The what? Do dad mandando uno? What are you referring to? Video of you doing what?

SPEAKER_00

On the semi? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

No, I think he's implying.

SPEAKER_06

That was you filming, man.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I don't know what he's saying. He's implying that you were the accident. Oh my god. That's what are you saying? Do you you got it now?

SPEAKER_06

Piche Carlos Culero, man.

SPEAKER_04

Lo cambió por el otro, ¿cómo se llama el otro día de Mexico?

SPEAKER_06

Martin. You know, you know, you know who who there's actually two of them. Two of them? They're they're not the same person.

SPEAKER_00

Pero rock and roll James no es el que sale con Martín. It's it's it's somebody else. No, it's another guy. And I was I was thinking about it.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, you're talking about that's uh Fluffy.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, he's the one who coined that that that's it.

SPEAKER_01

I remember that now. We knew that. I had forgotten the real. I'll be honest, I had forgotten.

SPEAKER_06

You have two brothers, not one.

SPEAKER_09

What if Fluffy said he what what's the name they call um Mexican Americans? What they call them over there?

SPEAKER_00

Pochos. Apocho is someone who was born here doesn't really know how to speak Spanish. Uh I would that's a pocho to me. I don't know about you. What what is it to you, Tony?

SPEAKER_01

Uh I heard it the other day, but I don't remember the c what it meant. I think it's something that you're not quite Mexican. You're too Mexican here, but not enough Mexican over there.

SPEAKER_00

So basically it's I I don't sab I don't sabo you're a pocho. How am I a pocho? Because you were born here.

SPEAKER_09

You're born here. That's what basically it is. That's practically what it is.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because just because you were born here.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

That was because of the the language. No, no, no. Language is part of it.

SPEAKER_06

I think language they would still consider us three as pochos. Yeah. Not chicanos. That's you.

SPEAKER_00

What's a chicano be what's the difference between a chicano and a pocho?

SPEAKER_09

Nothing. They're the same person.

SPEAKER_00

You Yeah, I don't I I don't think I ever identified as Chicano. I think that for whatever reason, I don't know why, but because you were from Florida?

SPEAKER_06

Probably, I don't know. That's the only thing I can think of that you can.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because I when I think of Chicano, the only thing I ever thought of is I thought of California. No, I actually thought of Chicago.

SPEAKER_06

Chicago também. Well, I think California because that's where don't get them confused between Chicano and Pachukos. And Texano's difference. What do you mean what's the difference?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I'm literally asking. Like, what's the difference?

SPEAKER_06

Chicanos, I want to say it's uh more like the it's the town. Don't call me on this, pero it's more like the gangster than the cholos and then um the other ones the more the zootsuit. A cholo's a dog over in Mexico, right? Yes, we know it's the one from the Aztecs that they had and running around sinpelo. Yeah. Now the cholos from Tijuana, the soccer club.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Then you the Isn't there a cholo club over in like Japan?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yes, there's the uh subculture in the American cholos. Oh big difference.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't I didn't know that. Do they bring the Mexican culture over there? No, they bring the lowrider. They bring the low rider, really?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, they bring the lowrider. Which is American.

SPEAKER_00

How is that American? I'm I'm asking. I'm I'm seeing how I'm open-minded here. I'm starting learning. Southern California. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, Southern California.

SPEAKER_00

When did it start?

SPEAKER_01

How open-minded are you? Because you know, we've got questions.

SPEAKER_00

Go ahead, test me. Ask me questions.

SPEAKER_01

Well, we've we're we're opening, we're we're answering your question.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Yeah, that's what I'm asking because I'm asking.

SPEAKER_09

So how am I gonna ask you a question with a question?

SPEAKER_00

Isn't an open-minded person ask questions? I don't know.

SPEAKER_09

No.

SPEAKER_06

You tell me. Then what's an open-minded person?

SPEAKER_01

Open-minded means you you listen and you listen, you process, and you you may or may not be able to change your mind on the fly. You're open.

SPEAKER_00

How do you abstract information from someone without even asking, though? Because you listen. Then how do you listen when you what am I listening to then?

SPEAKER_01

You listen to people. Eventually they will tell you who they are.

SPEAKER_00

And this is what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_01

I'm asking what's a cholo, what's a you're asking very direct questions, you're not allowing things to naturally flow because you want to extract the information as opposed to just You're trying to walk me into where you want me to go. You want to be able to glean the information from these folk uh from people and be able to make a determination of whether they have they add value to your life or not. We definitely know that there are people in your life that you will never associate with because you know damn well they are going to just drag you down, they're gonna they're gonna drag your energy out of you. They don't want you don't want to be around them because the next one isn't that essentially a healthy person?

SPEAKER_06

Dragging you? A healthy person is dragging you? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_00

Anybody, anybody with a sensible mindset, uh healthy mindset.

SPEAKER_01

No, because most people can't can't process and can't change their opinion in real time.

SPEAKER_09

Hardheaded. I'll take it. Mr. Open Mind. There's a big difference between being open minded and being a hardhead.

SPEAKER_01

Care to join us over there?

SPEAKER_09

Look, he's looking up the definition for you right now. He's he's he's looking up all that information about the pachucos, the cholos, and the other ones. I forgot the other one. Guys, you like me today.

SPEAKER_02

It says a chicano is a person of Mexican descent living in the United States.

SPEAKER_06

Pretty much a pocho.

SPEAKER_09

With you again. I'm gonna just keep saying you because you.

SPEAKER_01

And I'm gonna say, I know there's uh there's some kind of non-profit called Chicanos por la calça, I think it's in Arizona. I just I'm not trying to be r dig rate them in any way. I just I just found the name so blah. Like come on, you know, come up with a better name. But maybe maybe it's just me.

SPEAKER_09

Chicanos and then Pachuco. Pachucos is more like in the fifties, no? Fifties, sixties? It's before the Cholo era.

SPEAKER_06

I thought that was Mexican, yeah, the Zoot Zoot. Yeah. Uh it says Pachucos referred to a Mexican American youth subculture. Yeah. The Pachuco subculture rose from social issues Mexican American youth experienced during the later decades of the 19th century and early decades of the 20th century.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that was over a hundred years ago, though.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, there's no more. Well, I want to say there's no more, but the Pachuco, like just like Native Americans, there's not that many anymore. There's more Chicanos than there is freaking Pachuco.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I think is still funny? Because uh people still you know, the especially the uh these uh nitwit racist ones. It's like we can't tell the difference between the Native Americans and the Mexicans. It's the same fucking people! Yeah, basically, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Just think about it like the Virgin Mary and the ashes. Don Julio, whatever it is.

SPEAKER_06

Um they're they came out in the 1960s, late 70s. Hence Blood In, Blood Out. Oh man, that's that's a great movie. Great movie, man. Well, Tony does not agree. Okay, now who's not who's not the open-minded person? Tony's more like stand and deliver. You see?

SPEAKER_01

I don't want to watch that movie either.

SPEAKER_06

So who's an open and closed-minded person here?

SPEAKER_01

Wait, wait, wait, let him explain. No, wait, wait. Connor? Go ahead, go ahead. Listen, I will definitely watch any movie, but if I think it's ridiculous, I am not gonna go associate with and say, you know, oh yeah, because I have people in my life who live that lifestyle, blood in, blood out. Whatever, man. Everybody does. Listen here, Steve. You're an accountant. Shut the fuck up. Blood in, blood out, whatever, man.

SPEAKER_06

You're talking about after the fact you're watching the movie.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I guess, but yeah, he said, and your name's not Steve, it's a Esteban. But but the movie, what do you think of the movie?

SPEAKER_00

That's essentially how I approach things, Tony.

SPEAKER_06

I don't I I I've been when I yeah, there's there's your name's Luis, not Louis. There's it's Luis. Let me correct you. It's Luis, not Luis.

SPEAKER_08

No, it's Luis. It's Luis. I actually did have a split. All right, spell it, spell it.

SPEAKER_04

Spell it.

SPEAKER_06

L-U-I-S. It's Luis. Oh you sweat. It's Luis. Is that an O in there? Yeah. Nope, nope, nope, nope, no, no. It's Luis. Okay, so why why sometimes when I've seen kids at the park? Yeah. It's L-U-I-S, right?

SPEAKER_05

Luis? L-U-I-S, yeah. I thought that was not Luis. It's Luis. Okay, great question. Um that's good.

SPEAKER_00

Or I don't want to I don't want to name drop, but some of the the kids' parents. I I worked in RC May, Tony. He he knows that. I was their actual tutor. So they used to call me Mr. Lewis. It's that simple.

SPEAKER_08

The fuck?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's what they used to call us. Yeah, same thing for me. Yeah, Mr. Tony, Mr. Lewis. That's what he used to call us. Now he was a Mr. Jesus. So now I'm coaching their kids. I never that's how they refer me as.

SPEAKER_07

I've never been you've never been Mr. Jesus. Those are facts. You see, you see how close-minded you are?

SPEAKER_06

You're Mr. I was not talking about you. I was talking about a kid at the park. Which you you just took it upon yourself. What?

SPEAKER_01

It to quote the great JJ, you saw a squirrel and you ran off again. Yes. I just used the name.

SPEAKER_09

I wasn't referring to you.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

No, but you make a good point that most of the people like that they'll say it and you'd be like, hey, it's Luis. But other kids would be like, no, it's Luis. It's like, okay. Like me, Jose. Some people will say, no, it's Jose. And then if you're from Brazil, it's it's said a different way.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I found out that Maria, in if you go to like uh Colombia, it's not Maria, it's Maria.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, so it depends where you're from. It could be the same fucking shit. It's all correct. It's just pronounced different.

SPEAKER_01

I would just say You know why I said if it was an O in there, because I wonder if he wanted to say if his name was Lois. Lois or Luis.

SPEAKER_00

Luis. I I heard that one too. Um I heard what was the other one? There's some coaches do not pronounce the S. I heard that one as well.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. I work with some guys who keep like, you know, saying my last name, they drop the S at the end.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Some coaches just don't they spell it, but they don't pronounce it.

SPEAKER_01

That's why I spell my name T-O-E-K-N-E-E.

SPEAKER_09

What's the proper way to say your last name?

SPEAKER_01

Valdovinos.

SPEAKER_09

Not Valdovine.

SPEAKER_01

No. I'm from Valdovino, Spain. Shout out to the people in Spain.

SPEAKER_00

But I thought it was Valdovines.

SPEAKER_01

No. That's with a no.

SPEAKER_00

But you have to be open-minded, Tony. Just accept that we call it different. Yeah. You can still be wrong. I'm using logic against you, bro.

SPEAKER_08

You don't even know what the right way is. No, I don't even know it. You don't even know. I know it. You knew it in my nuggets.

SPEAKER_04

They told you like five times the different spelling. How's that my fault?

SPEAKER_02

I'm waiting. You have three names in what? In three months?

SPEAKER_01

Yes, I'm like, what the hell? You talk about an identity crisis. You can't even have the real name. Hey, and then the worst part is like you're in middle school. Like the best time when you can really go through this right now.

SPEAKER_02

Oh man, middle school sucks. I was a substitute teacher in the middle school. Oh my God. It sucks.

SPEAKER_06

What's freaking the worst? I'm like, I'll go back to the middle school. I mean the elementary school. How so? Huh?

SPEAKER_01

It's rough. It's just nothing but hormones. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Yeah. They just, no, it's like, yo, no, I'm I'm I'm gonna finish my little tour here and I'm going back to the elementary school. I was thinking about going to the high school. He said he'd rather go back to Afghanistan than go back there again. Yeah. Iraq. Yeah, I didn't like um what is that like doing substitutes?

SPEAKER_00

11 to maybe 13 year olds? Probably 14? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06

Damn, dude.

SPEAKER_09

High school wasn't bad. Uh elementary school, that's like that's easy. Easy. But middle school was just like, just shut up, man.

SPEAKER_01

Just everybody's trying to be the funny guy in the in the group. And there's nothing but groups.

SPEAKER_09

It's either they're trying to be funny or they're trying to be hard. And sometimes it's like, yo, shut up, dude. Just or girl, whatever. Just be quiet. You're not.

SPEAKER_06

Am I supposed to be scared of you? Like, let's take a let's take a um five-minute break so I can turn on DC.

SPEAKER_00

Fucking hot dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

I'm sweating like a horn church right now.

SPEAKER_00

Let me let me put it on blast.

SPEAKER_09

Well, we're gonna keep talking, and you're just gonna do your job, producer, and edit.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna go ahead and um edit. God damn it. Anyone need a water or anything? Drink?

SPEAKER_09

No, I'm not gonna go. I thought that water right here. This is where we put in our uh sponsored information.

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SPEAKER_09

Oscar Meyer Wieners. You gotta on the Wiener mobile. Yeah, the Wiener Mobile. Uh what's the status on the glizzy machine?

SPEAKER_01

I did uh I did look at it yes um a couple days ago, and it is not in the best of shape. I I went with my truck with every intent to bring it with me. I took the hitch and everything else, but there's like no way of hitching it, so I had to take another trailer in order to load it up. Okay and I couldn't pull it because the damn flat tires were all flat. And I also found out that the people who owned it were two lesbians selling wieners.

SPEAKER_06

Ironic or not. I have a trailer if you want to borrow it, man.

SPEAKER_01

I have a trailer. I just didn't I just thought I was gonna hitch hook it up to the you know, hitch it on there and just drag it. I didn't realize that the tires are flat and it didn't have a it didn't have a uh a receiver. No, but um like everything else out of the net's good. No, it's in pretty rough shape. I think it's salvageable because it's all steel. I think it's I got photos of it so you guys can look at it. Actually, you know Is it a roller machine? It's actually like a cart.

SPEAKER_06

It's a hot it's like drop it in the are you seriously thinking about buying this? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

No, you I thought you already got it.

SPEAKER_01

It's it's I it they they've given it's been given to me already.

SPEAKER_09

It's already it's already his wiener movie, okay?

SPEAKER_06

So yeah, it's gonna be really called Tony's Wiener. It's so serious out there, man. You look and you're gonna be selling them. I'm not selling shit cards.

SPEAKER_07

No, no, you're gonna be selling because you're gonna be at the concession stand. You that's your new job. Okay, I'll take it.

SPEAKER_06

You you see after you're done with your coaching. I can't do both. You could do both.

SPEAKER_07

You could grab wieners and coach.

SPEAKER_06

You've been doing it all along.

SPEAKER_04

Solito se metido.

SPEAKER_00

I got it. I'm not showing up, man.

SPEAKER_06

All right, then go coach. You gotta do one of the two. I'm coaching. All right. This dude be showing up late every fucking timeout.

SPEAKER_07

I tell you, always blaming this kid. Like, oh man, my kids are always making me late. You're running late.

SPEAKER_06

I tell you that that on the days I don't can't coach, what is that? Oh, the pictures of the glizzymobile. The glissinator is showing off the glizzy mobile.

SPEAKER_01

Just make sure you don't stroll into a photo you really don't want to see.

SPEAKER_06

I ain't worried. Either.

SPEAKER_05

He turned around and looked at it. You're the one who called it up, man.

SPEAKER_01

You saw that glee in his eyes? Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

That that's just gonna be easy to clean.

SPEAKER_01

It's uh go the other way if it's uh if you ran out of it's actually pretty good.

SPEAKER_06

It's it's yeah, it's it's not bad, dude. There you go. On a side note, do y'all want any trees?

SPEAKER_01

What kind of trees? Christmas trees?

SPEAKER_06

No. Pine trees. Oak trees. I think they might be oak. Where are you guys getting from? The community. My house. She's gonna be. Oh, that that that that event. The community. No, no. No, no, my house. My house. He's saying I'm gonna pull them out. Oh, okay. How big are they? Little baby tree. They're small still, but they're about this high. The ones outside here are oak trees. I'm probably gonna list one, two, the ones inside no secus end. They're not oak trees. Yeah, three, four, five, six. Probably like seven trees.

SPEAKER_00

I'll take an oak tree. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Cool. I'll plant it right there. Yeah, plant it a little bit more that way, man.

SPEAKER_01

You wanna plant it right there? It's gonna grow right here. I'm gonna try to get rid of these fuckers.

SPEAKER_09

Put them in the front.

SPEAKER_01

I've got like four trees on the need to. Yeah, double.

SPEAKER_02

Can't do it. Well, take those out and then put these in the front so you can have a uh brand new tree. Grow like uh covered so they don't have a few.

SPEAKER_01

Privacy fence.

SPEAKER_00

A natural privacy fence.

SPEAKER_01

I'd still come up to my yard, man. I was like, this is a long ass driveway. It's at least 300 feet, man. What the hell are you coming up my yard?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. What do you got against religion, Tony?

SPEAKER_01

I don't have anything against religion.

SPEAKER_06

Wait, you said you got baptized by them?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I did too.

SPEAKER_07

How didn't you went you went all the way? No, no.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. I'll tell you what happened. You went all the way, dude. I went I was I was in college and I was broke, and that was the only way I can get out of giving people gifts. I'm just so you took it the the the dye.

SPEAKER_07

It was a convenience thing.

SPEAKER_09

No, but I mean for to get baptized with them, you would have to gone to a good amount of sessions.

SPEAKER_06

Because they don't they don't just hey get me.

SPEAKER_01

It was a buddy of mine who's he got me in there, and but that was like it was. Well that's what I'm saying. But it was a convenience thing. It really was. I never believed in any of their stuff. But you went there for like a while, right? At least three months. But I just kept up the facade not to be able to buy gifts for a while. Dressing up. I'm sorry. You did that I did that.

SPEAKER_04

He had a value reflex.

SPEAKER_01

You did the whole dress up and everything. I did. I carried a couple of monkey suits around all the time.

SPEAKER_06

That's what I'm saying. Because me and Carlos was like, yo, you had it gone all the way. That sounds like a heck of a financial uh uh advice right there, man. He went all the way, you took it all. Financial turned it into something nasty there. Long-term financial planning.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't turn it into nothing. No, nothing. No, that one.

SPEAKER_06

You went all the way. You know how it is. You don't go full full retard. Johto wouldn't have scared the crap out of me, dude. I didn't like it. Those pamphlets?

SPEAKER_01

Well, it's never like these are the one back. No, no, no, no. Okay, so no, no, no. The only thing I say about about them is and and most religions are are in in the same thing, it's which is fire and brimstone. They're you know, you're gonna repent, repent, repent, because if not, you're gonna go straight to hell. Um They said that a lot. Yeah, so it but it's almost every single religion. They all say that.

SPEAKER_06

But they had the pamphlets, they say that shit more. Yeah, and it's like once you learn about God, there's no coming back.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so here's my math here. They they've got a thing, and I'm gonna get struck down by God for this crap. They said that only 1,000 people from each from the 12th tribes, only 12,000 from each tribe, which is uh literally 144,000 people are gonna make it into heaven. Yeah, I don't know how many millions of them are there. What makes you think that you're one of the 144?

SPEAKER_03

This is why I don't believe in it. That's why I don't believe in hell either. That eliminates all of that shit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, we just went down the rabbit hole. I just asked a question.

SPEAKER_06

Like, well, I'm answering it. Solitos it's a fucking you guys brought it up. I'm you know what? I'm here. We cannot bring it.

SPEAKER_09

It makes sense. It makes sense that you don't you don't believe in it because Well yeah, from the colorblind guy.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, it makes sense because you wouldn't know if you're in hell or heaven because you're fucking colorblind. So the bread will look like it will look like it is probably gonna piss all of you guys off.

SPEAKER_06

Can I say something? May I? Can we save it? Save it for what? No, he's gonna edit it anyway, so it doesn't matter. Can I say no, no, no? I won't edit this. No, that deal. Okay. Say it. All right, here's a pattern that I that I absorb in every single religion. Did you say absorb or observe? Observe.

SPEAKER_07

He's saying he sucks it in.

SPEAKER_06

I'm absorbing information.

SPEAKER_01

Beach of SpongeBob? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Here's the the common uh denominator. Yeah, yeah. Uh each and every religion that I our God is better than that I have gone in a table. How many religions?

SPEAKER_01

How many religions have you gone to, man? No. Okay, so I'm not the only one. Well, none of us are the only things. That is freaking awesome, too.

SPEAKER_00

That is freaking awesome that you say that because isn't that a clear indication that I'm not a closed-minded person? No, I never joined the Jehovah's Witness, but I I do I know about them. I know the lighthouse.

SPEAKER_03

I know that's an American I know that's an American religion, just like Mormons. The lighthouse? What? Yeah, that's where it all started. You see?

SPEAKER_00

I know. I am well I am so isn't that considered an open-minded person?

SPEAKER_06

So I did not say anything about the Jehovah's Witness until I learned about it and I realized something is fucked up, doesn't make sense, I don't like it. You actually had them go to your house or wherever you were? They still come to my house. No, but you actually sat down and talked to them for not by choice. Not by choice. By whose choice then? They were just here walking around here. No, that's your choice. You have a choice. You have a choice.

SPEAKER_07

Every time they come, you you're allowed to say no.

SPEAKER_01

And they they respect they respect your decision and they walk away. And you are correct. Yeah, you can just ask them can you please not come back? And they'll listen to you.

SPEAKER_00

Here's the thing, Jose. When you're a child, because this this experience happened when I was a child. So you had these men come in your house when you're a child. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no.

SPEAKER_06

Again, they'll come into your yard, they'll sit down on the front porch, and they'll give you pamphlets and they'll scare the shit out of you. Now at that point, you're you're 11. He was scared. You're 10 or 11. Look, this is what I'm saying. What am I saying that they're scaring you? This is my thing. Hold on.

SPEAKER_07

They give you these pamphlets. I guess you didn't watch scary movies when you're little. And I'm gonna start doing the Donald Trump head because this is how I feel about you right now. Like, you didn't watch scary movies, alright?

SPEAKER_04

Go ahead. So, did you watch like Freddie Cougar or any of these movies? Chucky? Every single one of them. Who the fuck are you scared of? These nice people that are giving you got traumatized from religion. You'll not mirando scary movies. Give it the moments. No, they give you a little fucking book that shows like, oh, look, the fucking sky the sky is coming down and it's about to hit you. The same shit happens in the movies. All right? I know that.

SPEAKER_06

But who wins in the movies? What you're missing is Who wins in the movies? Hold on. What you're missing is that they're weaponizing God in religion, not the freaking movies. It it doesn't take a lot of brain power to do it.

SPEAKER_07

This is the thing. You just said yourself you don't believe in it, right? So it's on what? In God or religion or whatever shit. No, no, no, no. No, no, you said that. No, no. You said you didn't believe it.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, whatever. I don't believe in hell. No, I don't. Okay, so you didn't believe in the religion of the steal thing. No, I don't. All right.

SPEAKER_07

So it's make-believe, right? Just like the movie. But you were able to watch it, but the movie didn't scare you and traumatize you. I got him.

SPEAKER_01

But this guy that rabbit hole just out. I wanted to see if I could do it, and I did.

SPEAKER_06

I got him going in there. Listen, I'm not afraid of hell because I to me it's- Hell doesn't exist! It doesn't exist. That's why I'm not afraid of it.

SPEAKER_07

All right then. It's the same thing. Those stupid pamphlets they give you are make believe because nobody actually was there to go.

SPEAKER_05

Don't let to the Jehovah's Witness.

SPEAKER_06

They'll tell you otherwise. Why are you pointing at Tony's like this? He's probably the closest Jehovah's Witness we got here. Yeah, he did. No, not anymore. No. What did they tell you, Tony? Do you have a choice to believe in what they say or no? I never make a difference.

SPEAKER_01

You bought what choice in there. Remember, I swear I said it was a com it was a financial commitment on my part because I was broke. And I agree with that. That was a great move. That was awesome. Genius as far as I'm gonna win.

SPEAKER_06

But then I'm still confused how you got traumatized.

SPEAKER_07

But they didn't go around traumatizing him. They didn't come around traumatizing me. Again, I was around about the same age you were when you know that when they came around recruit.

SPEAKER_01

I never did. I was like, I'm not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_00

But see, you I was around the same age as you, dude. Okay. The trauma didn't come from a singularity.

SPEAKER_08

I actually believe I actually enjoyed watching the religion.

SPEAKER_03

And I think just Jehovah's Witness just made it worse. So I'm like, okay, someone's not right.

SPEAKER_07

But it's just from one time.

SPEAKER_05

But you said it was the Catholic Church. Again, it's multiple layers and layers and layers. And the more I explore religions, the more reinforce that belief.

SPEAKER_06

I don't like it. But what are you what what what are the layers? That's what I don't understand. The layers? Okay, okay. Hell. We were just talking about hell, right? It doesn't exist. I don't believe in hell. So then why do you how many times? Why what? How'd you get traumatized if you don't believe in hell? Because now I know. This is what you know.

SPEAKER_05

This is what you call recovery. I'm uh I'm I'm recovered.

SPEAKER_06

Recover religiousness. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, so it's just like, for example, someone who's who's afraid of heights, what do you do? You confront it. You go up there. Now you realize that you're not really afraid. That's what I did.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, I definitely went up there and I definitely was still afraid.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I didn't. I didn't. I I just confronted it. And I in fact, uh you remember Sister Marie? Oh at the Catholic Church? At what age she she almost kicked me out of the out of doing the confirmation. Why? You want to know what I told her? Yeah. Because she's evil? No. Okay. You gave her your opinion and she didn't agree with what you believed in. That is correct. Which is what was that?

SPEAKER_09

I think that's that's in my opinion. I mean, that's that's just my opinion. No, no, you are completely correct. I think that's wrong.

SPEAKER_07

If a She almost kicked me out. If you believe in whatever, but you're willing to do this and do that, fuck it. Let's go. Go for it.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not gonna stop you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it doesn't take away that there's some bad people who are leading the church. Yeah, yeah. But there's also good people. And there's also and I gotta tell you, I'm not telling you you have to do it, but go to different Catholic masses. They are different, they're celebrated differently. Yeah, we go to different ones.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, like the Virgin Mary dance, like we said, we got the feathers and we got the non-feathers.

SPEAKER_01

But just in general, you can in different parts of the country, different parts of the state, they're just celebrated completely different. And it's not one of them is wrong, it's just different, and it's okay.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. No, well, some of them are like wrong. Well, some of them are like when they go to get the sacraments, they don't have to do nothing, they just get them.

SPEAKER_01

Or they just go and go the one that Let me do my thing. When I went when we were in Mexico last year and we're, you know, we're used to putting your hand out because we don't I don't like put people putting things in your hands.

SPEAKER_07

But they don't think that's not an option. You know, like uh in boot camp, you're there for three months.

SPEAKER_09

Three months, and you could get everything done in three months. Baptize everything, the whole fucking nine yards.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

But then if you try to do that shit out here, they're like, nah, you gotta come here for like a year or so to do shit. And I'm like, Trina? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

What the fuck? I should have got that shit done over there. Yeah, because you're you're in danger of dying. That's why there's they don't know. But that's the thing. That's it.

SPEAKER_07

It shouldn't be like, well, because I'm in danger of dying. I am endangered in dying out here in the regular world as well.

SPEAKER_01

But this is but I I understand why they're doing it. I they're expediting it.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, they're expediting. But okay, so then if I have a choice to be expedite over here, guess what? Well, it's not the same. Why not? Why not? Is there is there a specific little waiver that says, guess what? You're in the military now, you get special treatment.

SPEAKER_06

Practically, yes, that's what it is.

SPEAKER_07

All right, well, guess what? I'm a veteran, I want special treatment. Give me the goddamn 30 days.

SPEAKER_06

You had time. You had your chance when you were in boot camp. Well, now I'm here. With the queue. I don't want the queue. Like everyone else.

SPEAKER_07

So you know what? That's why you go to Mexico, and what you said, oh, they're the bad people. Do this. That's why I go to Mexico, and in Mexico, we'd be like, They don't want you there either. In Mexico, I'm like, here, make it happen. See, senor. What day? Pick the day, and we'll have everything. Just like these guys over there. Look, look, they're giving that money up. Is that the correct way? Yes.

SPEAKER_08

You tell me. I don't know.

SPEAKER_07

It's the correct way.

SPEAKER_01

How is that the right way?

SPEAKER_08

Oh my God. You just purchased it.

SPEAKER_07

I don't care if I purchased it. I'm paying for somebody else to enjoy that church.

SPEAKER_06

Nothing's free, man.

SPEAKER_01

Ask Asset Cash. Nobody wants it free.

SPEAKER_07

Look, it's not like it's I'm gonna use the fucking money. I'm giving you the money so you can do what the fuck you want to do with that money with at the church.

SPEAKER_01

You're so damn wrong. Right?

SPEAKER_07

All I want is to be. He just wants the paper. I just want the fucking paper. Because if I don't have that paper, according to you guys, I'm gonna go to fucking hell. Not you. No. Wait, wait, wait. Not you guys.

SPEAKER_05

I don't believe in freaking hell.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's that's it. You know what I mean. But even with uh within uh the these dioceses, there's the diocese have specific rules, so they they vary they're they vary greatly.

SPEAKER_09

Either way, I don't want the papers, I don't want to spend money on that shit, so it is what it is, man.

SPEAKER_07

I'll I'll do my time and when time comes when it's close to where I'm life and death, like close to my 80s and 90s, I'll just get the. Throw the Hail Mary. They can throw the Hail Mary, hey guy, I'm about to go. Can you give me everything? Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not gonna give you the last rights if you haven't gotten the other ones first. Oh, yeah, they will.

SPEAKER_08

They'll give me my rights.

SPEAKER_06

I just yeah, I last minute, Hail Mary. Let's go. If I could do it over again, I'd skip all that, man. Um it's not gonna make me a better or a worse. Well, I still don't under I still don't get your trauma. I'm not saying that you didn't have trauma. I'm just gonna go. Yeah, well, well, well, thank God I'm I'm all over it. I had an uh it's a well take it back. The boogie are or is an anxiety issue. Are you born with the anxiety issue or is it more environmental? Anxiety.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, he's getting you know, so so we we don't know.

SPEAKER_02

So could uh exactly we don't know what happened. That's why we're trying to figure it out.

SPEAKER_01

I'm trying to try to help me understand. We're trying to drill down to what caused this trauma because we can we don't really understand.

SPEAKER_09

We want to understand you just like we under like you know how Tony just went through an episode right now and gave everything that was bothering him about lazy fucking kids. We want to know what Jesus or or devil or priest did what they did to you.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Okay, so go ahead. Go ahead. All right, the table you're gonna do. You have the floor. You have the floor. I have the floor. Okay, well.

SPEAKER_04

Just don't say anything fucking stupid to where we have to say something.

SPEAKER_06

What do you qualify as stupid?

SPEAKER_00

That's the thing.

SPEAKER_06

See, the church labels me as stupid. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01

Well, Sister Marie did. This is what I'm talking to. You remember Sister Marie, yes or no, Tony? I worked with her, I remember her.

SPEAKER_06

She labeled me as stupid. God rests her so Bodisita. I you know.

SPEAKER_07

I don't know her, so I don't know what she's what you but you do sometimes do some things that are questionably.

SPEAKER_06

I know, I told you.

SPEAKER_07

And I told you, I'm I'm I'm not gonna whatever normal it is, I don't want to know.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, it has worked so far, so yeah.

SPEAKER_07

But anyways, she traumatized you or somebody else traumatized you before. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, I'm I'm still confused because one person called you a name, that was enough for you to be labeled.

SPEAKER_00

See, again, you've got to that was that that was the last person that called him a name. You're doing the same thing he's saying. You're trying to pinpoint trauma to a singular event. It's not spread. Well, that's what I think.

SPEAKER_01

You're drawing conclusions. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Isn't that the definition? Jumping conclusions. That's one of my favorite games. But isn't that the definition of a closed-minded person? No. Tony No, I'm trying to find fundamentally understand what causes.

SPEAKER_05

All right, well, go, go, go, go, go, go.

SPEAKER_06

Well, we can be here for days if I tell you, but let's go back to the incident where I almost got kicked out. It wasn't first.

SPEAKER_04

No, I don't want to know who kicked you out. We already know this lady kicked you out or tried to kick you out because you said something. But we want to know what caused it. No, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_07

Because you said it was it's before the Jehovah's Witness guy gave you the pamphlet that showed the world ending.

SPEAKER_06

Is that what caused it? It was already there. Okay, so what before you report before that?

SPEAKER_09

I can't give you a Was it like you watched one of those end of the world movies? Jesus.

SPEAKER_07

Which the one with Arnold. Arnold Schwarzenegger. End of days? Just like End of Days. End of days? No.

SPEAKER_06

No, and then none of that, man. No, man. I I'm just trying to connect. I'm kind of a daredevil myself. All right. So what caused me? Nothing really physically scared.

SPEAKER_07

What started it?

SPEAKER_06

I I can't give you an exact event. But I know I can give you an event for me.

SPEAKER_07

I give you an event for me when it comes to swimming and stuff like that. Right? Yeah. Um I like swimming.

SPEAKER_02

Emotional damage.

SPEAKER_07

I I I enjoyed swimming a lot back in the day. Yeah. But then I had an incident in the Marine Corps where I cramped up because I decided to eat a lot before swim qual. And I had to stay in a stupid ass pool all day. And I was cramping and fucking asshole. They didn't want to take me out, even though I told him cramping. He's like, no, you're gonna stay here. And I kept going underwater, underwater, underwater. And he just kept picking me up. So to since to that day to now, I don't like fucking swimming. Right. Because that, I guess, as you say, that traumatized me. So I know where that begins. So you have to know if you're gonna cause something that this traumatizes you, you need to know when it started.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna disagree with you because when it's childhood trauma, sometimes your mind, your brain just just goes numb and you don't know where that source comes from.

SPEAKER_00

But it honestly doesn't really matter. What matters is no matter what causes your fear, what the source is, doesn't really matter. It does matter. We can't fix it. We don't know what the source is. I went to therapy. Dr. Wall will tell you this is like if you make decisions based on fear, it doesn't matter walking down the steps, going up, getting in a car, it doesn't matter. If you make based on fear, you're never gonna get over it. Yeah, you have to step in regardless of how you feel.

SPEAKER_01

I get it. I know. It's like you gotta lean into the discomfort. It doesn't matter where it comes from.

SPEAKER_07

We get that part, but they always come back to where it started. So they can't help you.

SPEAKER_06

I don't know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Nobody can help you if you don't know where it started. Help us help you. Yes. So I can't. So I'm I'm going to I'm going back in steps because you said first of all it was the Jehovah's Witness lady or man or whatever.

SPEAKER_09

It reinforced it. It reinforced it. So then before that, you must have gone to a Catholic church seminar or something.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't go. I was I was uh um inherited that. What do you mean by inherited Catholic?

SPEAKER_06

Okay, okay, all my family are Catholics. But you went.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I'm a family are Catholics too.

SPEAKER_07

So you must have had gone to some church and they had a play or they they talked about therapy sessions.

SPEAKER_06

They they talked about it, yeah, and that's what caused your trauma. I don't know. I wish I I'd be lying to you. I don't know.

SPEAKER_07

Well, fucking lie to me if you want to, because it this is. I just I just don't roll that way. What? That's not true. Because you said that you were working on uh the podcast for a long time, and then you ended up telling us that you erased it.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, no, no, no. That is incorrect, my friend.

SPEAKER_01

That is what I understood as well.

SPEAKER_06

No, no did I. He's like, I'm working on a podcast.

SPEAKER_02

I'm working on passing in two this week.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, those are dropping two. And this one had the audacity to say, one plus one is two.

SPEAKER_07

Half of maybe one and a half, because we only recorded the second one. That's my interpretations of my facts on that part. Okay, so it could be I could have must have. Obviously, see, one in one is eleven.

SPEAKER_06

I think I think the listeners want to know why I almost got kicked out. How about that? All right, we'll go. We'll start there. Go to your juicy story of why. Sorry, but uh what's her name? Stay with me. Stay with Sister Mary.

SPEAKER_01

Maureen.

SPEAKER_06

Maureen? All right, so we used to call her Sister Mary. How long have you known? I'm gonna ask you questions and you go with it. How long did you know this lady? Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_09

Uh here for a while. She was a fixture.

SPEAKER_01

She was one of the ones, one of the first ones that kind of started the farm worker.

SPEAKER_06

Um she was another César Chavez person.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no. She her heart was in the right spot, but she, you know, sometimes she just didn't know.

SPEAKER_06

She was not a people person.

SPEAKER_01

She Hispanic? No. No. Caucasian? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But she she her heart was in the right place.

SPEAKER_07

It's just that she was a true, true believer. Yeah, but she's hardcore back the old ways and not changing.

SPEAKER_01

Uh she changed uh I she was uh she married, single. No, she's a nun. I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_09

It's like before that you could have been married and then became a nun.

SPEAKER_06

I don't know. This is why I'm asking questions. I thought I was uh we're not allowed to open. You're supposed to listen, not ask questions. I'm not I I'm not you. I'm using your lo your logic. I'm not you're

SPEAKER_04

You're not using no logic against no one. Logic in the logic in this.

SPEAKER_06

Tony told me just Tony just told me just don't ask questions. Just listen.

SPEAKER_07

No, I said it from the beginning. I said, I'm gonna ask questions.

SPEAKER_06

You ready?

SPEAKER_07

I'm ready. Because I want like to know why. Are you ready or not? I think Spain is ready to listen to it. You getting ready?

SPEAKER_06

Go hit it. Hit us up with the knowledge. Alright. I know you guys hate when I ask a question, I answer a question with the questions, right?

SPEAKER_08

But that's why I was asking the questions.

SPEAKER_06

I gotta set the tone, okay? I just simple. Do you believe in hell, yes or no? Oh, no, no, yes or no. Hold on. Do you believe in hell, yes or no? You don't have to explain, just yes or no. Yes. Yes. You do believe in hell. Well, I have to go. Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna be like you.

SPEAKER_07

I have to explain because if not, like there's different hells.

SPEAKER_05

There are.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. There's hell, like the religious hell. You die and you go to hell. Or heaven. And then there's hell. How about describe hell? Then there's hell, the the way that we live right now in certain places of the world, it's hell. Alright, it's like you don't want to live.

SPEAKER_01

Something like that, maybe.

SPEAKER_07

But anyway, so so yes, I believe in two different hells. Like the one we live in life.

SPEAKER_03

So you believe in both of them.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

This okay, uh Tony.

SPEAKER_06

I suppose. So you're on the fence.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, that's a good open-minded answer. But you don't believe in either. I don't. You believe in heaven.

SPEAKER_04

I don't believe how can you believe in fucking heaven and not believe in.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, first of all, we all read the Bible or somewhat, right? No. No. A little bit? Maybe? No, I watched cartoons. You had a girlfriend named Heaven?

SPEAKER_07

No.

SPEAKER_06

Well, we we all agree we all read a little bit, right? Yes. Okay. Yeah, I watched these magazines that traumatized you.

SPEAKER_00

I I would say I read like 50% of it. I I can't admit that I've done the whole thing. Especially Old Testament. No, no, that's too long. Yeah. Well, Jesus can't basically tell us to ignore the Old Testament anyway, right? That's his whole mission. But anyway.

SPEAKER_09

I don't know what his mission is, other than sacrifice himself so we could live our life.

SPEAKER_05

He came to set an example. No. And we can all be example like him.

SPEAKER_07

Well, it's hard to be example. Terminator. Whoa. Terminator came back and tried to save him.

SPEAKER_06

What that said. Okay, okay. Hell is never mentioned in the Bible. That's a stitch, mythology.

SPEAKER_04

So then how the fuck did you get traumatized if it was never fucking the Bible?

SPEAKER_00

Information is power. Now I know. Now I know where it came from. I'm trying to explain. Uh Carlos, tell me where the uh the word hell appears in the Bible. I don't know. It doesn't. Tony, you tell me. Give me a verse.

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_00

It doesn't. You tell me.

SPEAKER_01

He's gonna show he's gonna look up Google.

SPEAKER_00

No, what you're gonna see is show, which is a neutral place, holding place to hold souls, whether they're gonna go to heaven or stay here on earth to retry again, right? Once the Catholic Church gained Roman power, they invented this place called hell. That's the only time it's even mentioned. The place hell to begin with. Go ahead. Show me.

SPEAKER_07

No, I'll have Tony because Tony um he sounds more educated when he reads. Go ahead. I doubt that.

SPEAKER_01

Go ahead. Yes, hell is mentioned in the Bible primarily in the New Testament. Through its depiction of uh varies between literally literal fiery punishment and metaphorical states of separation. Jesus frequently discussed hell using terms like gehenna or burning. Yep, that's right. Burning valley, outer darkness, and internal fire to represent judgment.

SPEAKER_07

Mm-hmm. Okay, so that tells you that he said he might have not used the specific word of hell, just like we just talked about names.

SPEAKER_09

Just like we said names. I've heard gehenna before. Gehenna and Chol.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Just like we said, just like we said names, because you're Lewis, you're Luis, you're this and that. The same thing with hell. Hell could be Kahenna or Guatemala or whatever the hell they want to call it.

SPEAKER_06

It just doesn't register from that. You're getting this from where? The Bible. The Bible, basically, yeah. Yeah. But you said you read 50% of it? I would say 50% more of a New Testament, yes. Okay. And then I just missed that one. And then, yeah, that's what I said.

SPEAKER_05

I I pretty much I ignore the the rest of it, right?

SPEAKER_01

But that was a New Testament.

SPEAKER_05

That is a place, physical place here on earth, which he described places.

SPEAKER_06

He said that there is a place underneath with fire, and then there's a place here on earth which I do believe in that because that's physical. And I just watched it on a cartoon that I watched today. Well cartoons are logical. Yeah, well, here's here's the thing. Anime. Anime. Here's the thing. Church is always the bad thing.

SPEAKER_00

So part of the religious trauma is where I started to notice a pattern of that. Wherever God showed up, there was always chaos. Always chaos. Now you're going back to the chaos. I thought you said you didn't know. No, no, no, no, no. Any religion.

SPEAKER_06

Any religion.

SPEAKER_00

Whenever God shows up, when Jesus shows up, we're all oh, there's a bombing or all Jesus is coming. He must must be near, right? They always say that, right? So that's what you told the lady? No. What I said is like, if whenever God shows up and there's always chaos, isn't hell the safest place to be? And oh boy, I almost got kicked out.

SPEAKER_04

Well that then yes. Yes, it's true. That's what I said. I'm not lying. I could understand the data. I'm not lying. That was my logic thinking. I would have told me. I would have told you. Hey C looked at me. I would have told you.

SPEAKER_01

Are you sure you haven't been tested for being on the spectrum of some kind?

SPEAKER_04

Why wouldn't you be like, yo, are you stupid? Maybe you should wear some headphones now. Now we agree with her.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, it's it's all good. Hey, listen, this I'm not lying. This is why I almost got kicked out. Because just for expressing that. Now, it was an actual question. It wasn't a I'm sorry, Louis. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01

It's not that. It's just I take that all back because some people do need headphones and put those headphones back on.

SPEAKER_06

Unfortunately, I'm not one of them, Tony. Okay, so keep on that was that that was it.

SPEAKER_05

That's why I almost got kicked out because of that. Just for even asking, uh uh, or I just asked her, like, maybe that's the safest place.

SPEAKER_01

So that was literally the lamest excuse for trauma I've ever heard.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, no, I'm not saying that's a trauma. No, no, no, that is not. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01

We that's what we were asking the entire time.

SPEAKER_06

There was a point.

SPEAKER_00

Um, I was 11 years old, going to 12 years old, where uh I was literally having panic attacks every single day.

SPEAKER_01

Just because you thought you were turning into a werewolf.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, it wasn't. It was uh I was in a kinototic state for about six months. And I was already in bed rest, already at home, and you can do the meth. I was in eating, drinking, nothing. I was completely out. Um, it was just I don't know where that trauma came from. You saw the light?

SPEAKER_06

Anything religious would scare the shit out of me. It it doesn't now. I I know the difference now. But it just it it's just not for me. No, no, no, no. It really isn't. It's it's not for everybody. I'm telling you, it's not. It's not for and the thing is and then and this is the thing. It's like it's not for everybody, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

And if you're not wrong if you do, if you're not wrong if you don't.

SPEAKER_06

But I'm stupid for thinking that way. That's what Marie. It's not that you're stupid, it's that where you said it you said it where you said it, but the way you said it ended up being a perfect opportunity to correct me or guide me. Yes, you know, yeah, it's I agree with you. She guided you by telling you honestly, both fucking stupid. Well, I'm slowly telling you exactly where were I and and at the end of the day, um she could have done a better way, yes.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, she could have and at the end of the day, honestly, religion has done not really done nothing for me. It has I don't think it's made me a better human being.

SPEAKER_03

I think scoring a uh a win for humanity, adopting three kids out of foster care, will do a lot more for humanity than following a religion. Yeah, I mean I'm at peace with myself.

SPEAKER_01

But isn't the the fundamental principles of the religion is try to be a good person, yeah, do right, be good to your neighbor, help each other. Don't do to what you know. Yeah, so if you take the fundament the foundation of what religion is, it is a guidebook to just do the right thing. You've just taken the religion part out of it and you've just applied it to yourself, and there's nothing wrong with it. I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm just saying that it's practically identical to what they're preaching.

SPEAKER_06

You just don't put a a higher being top of yourself. I no, I do. I do humble myself. I do believe in a god, too.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you you you're just as exasperated as the other, as all of us right here. All right, okay. And I will listen, for a long time I did question a lot of things because you're allowed to.

SPEAKER_06

And maybe maybe I'm at that stage, Tony. So I don't think God is a person. I think God is a it's a it's never been a person. It's an action, it's a deed, it's it's anything that represents.

SPEAKER_00

It's a state of mind, it's not a place. All right, at least that's how I I see it.

SPEAKER_06

No one said God is a person. No, no, no. I'm not I'm not questioning your beliefs, I'm telling you what's in my mind. And I'm agreeing with you, I'm telling you never no one ever said that Well, heaven being in the clouds, just like hell being in fire, both of them don't exist to me.

SPEAKER_01

There it's there's no all right, so I had a hard time with with understanding why things happen. And as much as it I really struggled with it, but once I learned to not worry about things because I stress out a lot over things, I overthink things, and I know it, I know exactly what I do, and you can tell by my little rants that these little things just irritate the bitches. Yeah, they irritate me. Shouldn't, but they do. But that being said, I only think I ever pray for, and I'm full disclosure, I the only thing I ever play for is I just want clarity. I don't want anything else.

SPEAKER_09

Glizzies.

SPEAKER_01

No, just clarity. Just clarity. I just want clarity. Give me the path, I'll follow it. I just need to throw that hot dog in that path. I just need to know where to go. And earlier today, I was struggling with something. You know, how do I get this? How do I obtain this? And lo and behold, somebody showed up and and presented it to me. The Glizzy movie? No, it wasn't that one. Believe it or not, it was actually something more concrete and more uh your vehicle, your new vehicle? No, that's not it right there. That's exactly what I wanted though, but that is I went looking for that specific color. But what I was asking for is I have been going back and forth on what I want to do with my career. And one of the things that I've always thought about how am I gonna handle the health insurance? How? Because it's not I'm not just thinking about myself, I'm thinking about everybody and everybody else. And someone showed up yesterday and they said, Here, I know this person, this is what they do. Yeah, and the day before, the only thing I I just prayed that night and I asked for clarity. Give me a path, just give me a path of what to do. And lo and behold, every time I just ask for clarity, it always comes through.

SPEAKER_09

It's like you you you prayed like that, and other people they they do the same thing. I forgot what it's called. When they ask for it, they they try to call into the universe. Yeah, they call for it and call for it, and then they have it, manifest it.

SPEAKER_07

So it's the same shit, man. Um, everybody has somebody, somebody's why up there that they're you okay.

SPEAKER_06

Get away from the up there because according to you, if I say up there, I'm oh when I run, I I pray, I look up. So then you believe in somebody up there, right? No, it's just that lives in heaven. It's just I gotta hump. I know there's something energy. There's something bigger than myself. Yeah, this is why I look up. So you believe in something I humble myself on something big, especially when I'm extremely exhausted.

SPEAKER_01

You have to remember that people, when they we're talking about this, you gotta consider the time. They don't know, they can't grasp the concept of God, they just know that God's there, but the only thing they can look up is a well, I can't see beyond the clouds, so yeah, got heaven has to be beyond the clouds because it's the only place I can't go into. I can go I can go everywhere else. They didn't have plans, they didn't have the understanding of the stratosphere, they didn't have an understanding of space. Yeah, all that was so foreign. You would never understand that because you would it's not part, it's not part of your everyday life. Right. So naturally, they're gonna look up and say that's where heaven is. So that's why they say we look up to the heavens. It's metaphorical because of because of the time and the place and the people who was who they were impacted in. They have to make the Bible in a way that the common person can understand it at that time. 995 for this education, you sons of bitches. Correct, correct, correct, correct, correct.

SPEAKER_06

You see, I didn't ask any questions.

SPEAKER_00

I'm I'm I'm being enlightened here, man. But what Tony just said makes a lot of sense. Yeah, I'm not gonna challenge or I'm gonna take that to heart and and try to apply, of course. What are you challenging? No, I said I'm not gonna challenge anybody.

SPEAKER_09

What are you not gonna challenge?

SPEAKER_00

I'm not.

SPEAKER_09

What? Well, he just said, I just told you I'm not gonna challenge. What did Tony just say?

SPEAKER_00

Tony. I want you to be a synopsis. I want to know. Yeah, it was. A quiz? On what you just said right now?

SPEAKER_07

Because I want to see if you know what Tony was actually talking about.

SPEAKER_00

Long story short, is perspective.

SPEAKER_07

That's a goddamn fucking question with your fucking perspective.

SPEAKER_00

It depends what what what what situation you got going in life.

SPEAKER_07

Let's go with Tony's situation.

SPEAKER_00

Tony's situation, he was in a situation where he needed guidance. Okay. And maybe he was looking for clarity. To me, it seemed like he was looking more for patience. Patience. Let time develop things got in God's in God's timing.

SPEAKER_01

I have often thought, and someone much smarter than I gave me some sound advice. And that is, why am I here worrying about this when God's plan is so much better than the one I have? And I may not be happy that it's not in my plan, but the plan is so much better. Yeah. So and I do want to credit my my mentor on this, and his name was Greg, and he's the one that said to me, Why are you so worried about this? God's plan is so much better than the one that you have. You just gotta let it go. And lo and behold, I learned to do that. I couldn't do it all the way because obviously there's always you know the human the human in me wants to wants to control, and that's what most of the frustration is on people anyway, because it's your inability to control other people's actions. Do you want to just that's what really frustrates you. And I know where that I know where that comes from because I want to go smack that be Jesus out of that kid and with the goddamn headphones on, but I can't because I know that's socially unacceptable and it is battery, and because I have a law degree, I know I will go to church, and he's probably 17 years old, even though he's a lot bigger than me. I will be.

SPEAKER_07

It's called uh his conscious conscious woke up, like, hey, nah, that's not a good idea. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_06

I always uh let's turn it into a therapy session.

SPEAKER_01

I've uh no, no.

SPEAKER_06

I therapy for both of you, you know? You too, man. Shut up. But me, listening to, man. No, but Carl's over there. But he's taking it all in. Yeah, it's a real therapy session for lady. But it's it's highly educational, man.

SPEAKER_09

He had to get some stuff off, you know, the headphone people.

SPEAKER_06

And I had to talk more nonsense. And you had to talk about your therapy, your your trauma that you don't even know when it's which is good. And essentially, man, how many men fucking talk about this? What trauma? Yeah. Yeah, it's just good, man. It's gonna let it go, man. It uh you don't feel as isolated. You don't know. No, yeah. I mean, this is you know, and it's a perfect spot, and hopefully we inspire other men around the world. Now we're Carlos just asked me what the numbers like. We're this is what I we're in Europe, we're in all over the country. Spain, Spain, Germany, this is what I had to say about individuals.

SPEAKER_01

Guys, if you need to talk to somebody, you really should.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, that's what I was just gonna say. If you have any mental health issues or believe you have mental health issues like PTSD or just trauma, anxiety, or anything, go get the help you need. Yeah. Um or talk. Well, that's go get the help. You're gonna go. I mean, don't just don't I get it. You want to talk to your your wife or your mom or anything. Yeah, but no, go out there and actually get a professional that could actually talk to you and diagnose you. There's nothing wrong with being diagnosed. I mean, I get it for those individuals in the military, it's hard for them because if they get diagnosed with something, they're kicked the fuck out. Yeah. And that's one of those things that sucks. But I get it. The same thing with cops. Um, I think I'm not sure about cops. Cops.

SPEAKER_06

You can't if you get any mental illness, you you're the firearm, right? Anything with the firearm, you're you're done.

SPEAKER_09

So for those individuals, and I'm not sure. Teachers, do you know, Tony, if teachers, if they get diagnosed with anything, they get the boot. They'll probably get from LA and they they get uh they get support. Yeah. So yeah, go get the the help that you need. And I get it. Like you said, like Tony was talking about like about the way God wants your life and stuff that guess what? If you get fired because you have a mental health issue, God has a plan for you. You have to take care of yourself. God's not gonna just do everything for you. You you gotta do your part. And talking talking to somebody about your trauma, whatever it was, if it's yeah, I've said I've seen um psychologists, I've seen therapists.

SPEAKER_01

Over the course of like uh like seven or eight months.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, we all know Tony's real trauma was that woman that beat him up.

SPEAKER_08

Bitch.

SPEAKER_09

But that's the real trauma right there because she really hitting it with brain damage.

SPEAKER_08

The one-legged ninja. The one-legged those are his real trauma. Another trauma.

SPEAKER_06

What if this was God's plan all along, Tony?

SPEAKER_08

Did get his ass whooped by those two people?

SPEAKER_01

Actually, uh remember what I've always said. Remember what I've always said. But this joke, this this way here. What were we always you were the one pushing for this, right? For the podcast. And yeah, I always thought it was a that was a joke. I honestly thought it was just I'm with you. I thought it was a joke. And look, it's actually worked out pretty well for all of us because we're able to kind of get things off of our.

SPEAKER_06

We concur.

SPEAKER_01

We concur. You couldn't have said that any better. But yeah, I mean, like that's straight from the heart. That hits me right deep in my soul. We love you, JJ. Yeah. Especially Carlos.

SPEAKER_09

You mean Tony? You mean Jose, yeah. Oh, we love him, man. I always defend him.

SPEAKER_01

Listen, he I I don't have any issues with him. I don't care. It's like, this is all this is all fun. Fun in games. It's all fun in games until somebody gets shot.

SPEAKER_05

Do we keep taking it to the range? Do we be careful? Are you when you didn't get hit in the range?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we're gonna be. The last time we went, it's been a while.

SPEAKER_06

April 26th. I already talked to Joseph.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so the last time we went we went to the range, what happened, right?

SPEAKER_06

The show got deleted.

SPEAKER_01

No. What happened really there is I got hit in the face, and this one got violated by the old man by the old man. That's why you're gonna kill the kids.

SPEAKER_06

Carlos kept arguing.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I almost got us kicked out.

SPEAKER_06

We were leaving either way. We're fucking leaving the other way. It don't matter. No, my bad. It was my fault. I was okay. I was having I had a good day. It was it was awesome.

SPEAKER_01

I shot pretty well. It just kept on hitting it.

SPEAKER_06

I shot pretty pretty bad that day. Likewise, too, man.

SPEAKER_09

I could not hit nothing, dude. I was enjoying, uh, I was enjoying my guns that day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Two or three at the same time. Being charamboting. All targets. We gotta go. April 26th. Yeah. You good?

SPEAKER_01

I yeah, it should be fine. Carlos? I'll be okay. Yeah, I'll be okay.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, already put it on my calendar, man. Sunday.

SPEAKER_09

Early in the morning. You bringing your ammo, or do you need me to bring some ammo?

SPEAKER_06

No, no, the uh um some 22s. Pew Yeah, I can I can I gotta send you money, dude. I can I can't. Um I'll I'll send you money.

SPEAKER_09

Let me uh 22s they be giving them out. Like here.

SPEAKER_06

We still got a box of 22s. Yeah. Did you take it?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I got a I bought a new box too with 22, so all right, cool. So I got them. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_06

One kept blocking them. Huh? The ones with the with the silver tip? Well, then get the ones with the other tip. Those those were they kept blocking. You like the tip only? Get the bigger tip. The CC or some shit. You get the 22 C C R or something. The ones with the golden golden what? The ones golden plated ones.

SPEAKER_07

They're not gold plated either, bro.

SPEAKER_06

Copper. I still have some, man. I'll look it up. I'll buy it. I'll buy. I'll get them at Walmart, man. I'll get them drone delivered. I don't think they can do that, though.

SPEAKER_04

Nah, they can't do that. I doubt it. If they do, that's freaking stupid.

SPEAKER_06

All right, fellas. I think uh well that was an interesting one.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't wasn't expecting that. It went off the rails a little bit, but it was good. Actually, feel good, man. Feel good.

SPEAKER_00

Last week I'm like five. What the fuck did we just do? What the heck did I do?

SPEAKER_06

22 LR.

SPEAKER_00

Send it to me, please. So I have it on my calendar, guys. April. I'll be on vacation all that week too, man.

SPEAKER_01

All right.

SPEAKER_06

Speaking of praying on vacation, also. Speaking of praying and good vibes.

SPEAKER_00

I have my orthopedic appointment the May 5th, Cinco de Mayo. I'll find out what kind of surgery I'll be having.

SPEAKER_09

Because that's real America right there.

SPEAKER_05

I guess, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

It is an American holiday. Not a Mexican holiday.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, you're talking about Cinco de Mayo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

La batalla de Puebla, if you want to get specific.

SPEAKER_01

I just remember that day. Somebody asked me, it's like, you don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo? I was like, no. I don't even know what this is. It started in the 90s. That's a bar crawl. You know who started? I think Corona, right? It was Corona.

SPEAKER_06

It was like here, but it's all it's been celebrated in Mexico. But here, but it wasn't. It was a mark. It was a marking genius. Yeah, it was. Whoever did it, man. Yeah. Same thing with the Chihuahua. Yo quiero tacubel.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, did you notice that I I did want to tell you something, and I saw I saw this and it immediately immediately struck me as like, what the hell is going on here, Florida? There was a bill that proposed that you couldn't marry your first cousin.

SPEAKER_06

Oh yeah, I did say that. It was turned down, right?

SPEAKER_01

It was failed. It failed. How the hell does this fail?

SPEAKER_06

What the hell?

SPEAKER_09

I guess they like their first cousin.

SPEAKER_01

WTF, man. Welcome to Florida. Only Florida, dude.

SPEAKER_09

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01

Why have a family tree when you can have a family stump?

SPEAKER_09

But there's a lot of people now that I'm looking doing the registration that have like the same last name on their club.

SPEAKER_01

Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

But that's what we were talking about last time. The subcultures within the culture. I know what he's getting into. There's a bunch of Rodriguez in there. I don't know if he was getting to that.

SPEAKER_08

I wasn't getting to that one. We're not related, dude. No, that's not what I was going through. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

Why do you have to make this about yourself?

SPEAKER_06

He's freaking smirking at me, man. Dude, we were doing the the well. I don't want to release a lot of information. There's a bunch of Rodriguez in there, man. No, but that's not what I was talking about. I was talking about him, too.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, man. Jesus.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not really a Rodriguez, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_00

Are you Rodriguez Rodriguez? Rodriguez? No. My dad was uh raised by his stepdad, which is Rodriguez.

SPEAKER_06

So your dad's a Rodriguez Rodriguez? No idea who primo. He doesn't even know. Some primos pirates.

SPEAKER_08

You're one of those. Oh my God. That explains everything.

SPEAKER_06

We are related to them guys. No. I'm not talking about I'm talking about your brothers from the valley. That's not what I was. Pinche Carlos, noja, este güey se enoja chingo conmigo. I'm over there trying to work, you know, trying to learn.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck. So who brought who into the in the core?

SPEAKER_02

Well, I joined first. He joined first because he was older than me.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Two years after, I think.

SPEAKER_06

A year and a half, but yeah. I'm still waiting for my call. For your call from the Air Force. Hey, hey, speaking of Air Force, I think isn't Trump trying to raise the 42, the age. No, he raised it for the 40s. 42? Yeah, 42. Except the Marine Corps. Yeah, well, you're Marty. I'm safe. I'll be 45 this this month. I'm safe. Well, I we got a cousin. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Hey! You hear me? I know you hear me. You motherfucker. Did you sign those papers yet?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

No?

SPEAKER_04

So he's don't fucking talk about it.

SPEAKER_02

He's been trying to like, because he does not both of us, and we're like, hey, but everybody got those cousins. He's been he'd been trying for long, but he couldn't get in because he had tattoos in his face. Yeah. And all this other one. Supposedly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I'd be turned down anyways, huh? My vision.

SPEAKER_01

But the donuts don't know. No, no, the people that have line.

SPEAKER_06

How about the the knee?

SPEAKER_09

No, I have I have a cousin that got in the Marine Corps. I probably fell physical because of the kind. He plays that way. So uh I'm talking about a different cousin. Oh yeah, a different one. Yeah. Yeah. So that one got through and he plays that way, and it's like, whatever, cool. But he's still a little bitch.

SPEAKER_06

Damn.

SPEAKER_09

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

I said it. No, but this other one, um Eddie. I like this. No, no.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. Hey, I don't know who this is.

SPEAKER_05

But I'm gonna take ching ching, especially Carlos. I'm gonna leave everything as is, man. That's fine. I wouldn't even beat JJ, right?

SPEAKER_07

JJ. Go ahead and explain our other cousin the Mr. Mr. I was I was about to I was about to I was about to judge.

SPEAKER_04

I was gonna join, but what happened was I had a tattoo in my face.

SPEAKER_06

Remove it. Get it removed.

SPEAKER_04

Pay the whatever it is, $500 to get a tattoo removed.

SPEAKER_06

Whenever bonus gets done out, go spend that and yeah.

SPEAKER_04

It's like yo, you're gonna get the you're gonna make the money back.

SPEAKER_06

It's like uh uh I'm too old, man. If if 45, I'm too old now. Probably do it.

SPEAKER_07

Now they switched it, they changed the age, like all right, he right away.

SPEAKER_06

He's waiting for a car.

SPEAKER_07

He's waiting for a car.

SPEAKER_02

Según I like, get the fuck out of here, dude. Bro, you still haven't even gone to fucking get that shit replaced. He gets tattoos on his head, I mean. Yeah. And I'm like, yo, get that shit out. And he's bald. So he has to fucking shape his head. Oh man.

SPEAKER_04

So yo, just get the tattoos. Get rid of them, man.

SPEAKER_07

Stop being a little bitch. If you want to be, if you want to be a marine, then do what the hell.

SPEAKER_06

He can't he can't be a marine. Well, whatever. He's not good enough for that, I guess. But if he wants to be in the army or air force or army would probably be the easiest way to get it. Or the navy, like my other dumb one. What's the age now? 42, right? 42. 42. There's no excuse. If you want to not for the Marine Corps. Marine Corps thing's still 30 something.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, so I was like, if if you want to be, and this goes off to all those assholes that kept talking about the military and were talking shit about people.

SPEAKER_09

This is your time to go out there and do what these people did in back in the 2000, early 2000s. Anytime between 2000 to well, actually 1999 all the way to 2008, I believe. During that period of time when they're going to Afghanistan and all that shit. They signed up. So now it's your fucking chance, Mr. Oh, I was gonna join, but this happened, or I got this. They're giving out waivers like crazy.

SPEAKER_06

So take your ass out there to a recruiter and go do it. If you're not gonna do it, then shut the fuck up. I know how, okay. Goes to all those bitches.

SPEAKER_01

It only took nine shows, but he finally came out of a show.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I was gonna join, but what happened was. Yeah, fucking Mr. What happened was I had a felony. So it's a little concedable at Jose. Nah, Marie Corps is still 35. 35, yeah. Yeah. So he can't join the Marie Corps. Yeah, but you could join the army. Army gives waivers like like fucking. Oh, and they're doing marijuana layer waivers too. So they're doing everything. My age. No, I'm just saying for the army. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, those waivers for everything. I probably feel physical anyways, because uh my left knee.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, probably. But still, I mean they're giving waivers for it. Because his left knee left him.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

About the jump. Bone crusher. They want to piss out. Oh, so another thing. Um this is fucking stupid as fuck. They're now allowing service members to have uh personal weapons on. Oh, yeah, I did hear that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That sounds like a bad idea.

SPEAKER_06

Don't agree with it. That is the worst idea ever. What's your thought? Well, what's your thought? I I it's not a good idea. Yeah. I've got to be a good idea. Do they know what goes on in those barracks? Like in the rooms? Like I don't want to know. Pretty much. It's a frat party, man. So in in you you can like drinking, but you c if you're old enough, you can have a six pack. Just one six pack. You can't have hard liquor. You can't have uh I think you might be able to have one. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_09

And again, this is in your room you can't have.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. So I mean if if yeah, if it's a different story. There's gonna be alcohol in the room and they have their weapons with them.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, liquid currents.

SPEAKER_06

How the f jeez I mean, people fight already. There's fights like in rooms. Did they did they eliminate what kind of guns or they're thinking about? Or who knows?

SPEAKER_09

It could be just handguns, can it be oh any gun, I don't think that dude that's a good idea because now the duty is gonna have to be armed with guns as well.

SPEAKER_01

And now it's really gonna be people aren't gonna settle scores the w the way they should, which is with their fists, they're gonna go after with the guns.

SPEAKER_06

Well, they're gonna be like, hey, let's go to the um tree line behind the tree line. That's what they used to call it. I don't know, man. I mean, I get it, I get it. Yeah, but there's probably a better way. Yeah, I don't think I don't think it's a smart idea at all.

SPEAKER_09

Bad bad juju. And you give it a couple years, there's gonna be an incident. And then this will be reversed. We never saw this coming. But hey, they they get paid the big monies, we picked them.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, we uh I would say no, I didn't. Who do you think is gonna get fired next? No, we didn't.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I I I want to know who did. I wonder, I'm curious as well which secretary?

SPEAKER_06

Um, the chick from Hawaii. What's what's her name? The defensive uh Democrat, then she went Republican. Tulsi Gabbard. You think she's gonna get fired? I think she's she's next. I think Pete. Uh I'm leaning towards Pete, but I don't know if that I mean he's he's quite a he's way too loyal.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So is Pam Bondy. She was licking his boots and looking at it.

SPEAKER_04

She was licking something else.

SPEAKER_01

Because President, you're the best. You did everything well.

SPEAKER_03

I think just like uh Christy Noam, how she presented herself in front of Congress. I think that's I think he fired her because he's trying to protect himself.

SPEAKER_01

No. Really? Nah, I I I I'm shocked to hear something like that.

SPEAKER_06

Is that possible? Um I think it's Gabbard.

SPEAKER_01

All right, I'm leaning towards Pete.

SPEAKER_06

Why do you think it's Gabbard? You can tell when you see her on TV, especially under uh under when when she did the uh what is it when they do when they stay in the room? Under oath? Uh not under, I guess a a brief to Congress. Yeah, I guess, right? Yeah, you can tell how uncomfortable she is with the situation right now.

SPEAKER_09

I would say it's probably gonna be another female because there's physically. Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's firing female and female. Females tend to resign.

SPEAKER_01

Whether okay, so either I fire you or you quit.

SPEAKER_06

So Gabber basically ran on no war against Iran and look at what's happening.

SPEAKER_09

So if it's gonna be who who gets fired, yeah, I'm gonna go towards a female getting fired. Yeah. So who quits or resigns, it's gonna be a male.

SPEAKER_01

We'll find out in a couple of weeks, won't we?

SPEAKER_06

Say next year JD Vance gets can and Marco Rubio becomes VP.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know. Just a hot take. I'll about to say that's a bold statement, but I don't think that would happen.

SPEAKER_06

He's not gonna he can't get canned. How's he gonna get canned? They may they may he would have to commit a crime for him to get has he not committed one yet? No. How about going to war with Iran? It's not a crime. Isn't that a war crime? No. That wasn't him. You don't think that was Marco Rubio? But that's that's what I'm saying. Technically, he's technically the VP's gonna get fired. But the one that's fired, he's he's gonna force him to step just like Estewato. He's gonna force him to resign or whatever, and he's gonna reassign him there. Somehow, some way it's gonna be Marco Rubio, man. That's it's a bold prediction, but that's what I'm predicting. Rubio. Rubio.

SPEAKER_02

I think he'll I think he'll run for the president next next time.

SPEAKER_06

Imagine uh I see him and um what's his dude over here?

SPEAKER_07

Uh Santos going for it, uh going for president.

SPEAKER_06

I see uh um Marjorie Taylor Green and uh what's the guy who got fired from Fox News?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know, she's not gonna win.

SPEAKER_06

What's what's his name? Um you said in the chat the other day.

SPEAKER_01

I don't remember who it is.

SPEAKER_06

What's his name? I don't think they're gonna win. No, they they probably won't win, but yeah, Democrats are winning next year. But which I'm gonna vote for. Wait, well, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's let's stop. Yeah, let's stop this.

SPEAKER_02

Hold on. Just because I'm gonna start wearing blue next week.

SPEAKER_06

This is where if you're gonna vote Democrat, don't just vote down the line. Right. Do your research before you go and do that.

SPEAKER_01

We want you to be educated and make sure that the person you're you're voting for voting for represents your values. Yes. That's it. Or just vote for it. Except for Jose. He needs he needs to repent and go all blue.

SPEAKER_07

Don't worry, guys. I'll be I'll be. I'll be wearing my blue hat.

SPEAKER_06

How long has Trump been in office? As a as of right now. Six years? The next six years or whatever years. Calester, I'll take this course. Um that's how long you're gonna vote blue, Jose. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_01

Research. Honestly, just pick the best person to vote.

SPEAKER_06

And come on, it's not that hard. I'm gonna vote for which uh trompas for for best guys. No, that at that time, again, I tried to do it. There was nobody better than that. I tried to give a benefit of the doubt, and I tried, I tried to do it.

SPEAKER_07

I got conned by a con artist. That's all I could say.

SPEAKER_01

You know, doesn't that speak more to your intelligence? Yeah, yeah. I was like, you can't do anything about it. He was a great salesman. It's almost like he's banked up a couple of casinos. But it's okay. It don't belong. It doesn't matter how he got here, as long as he's already. We have to deal with it now. Yeah, whatever. Well, that's whatever. It is what it is. It is what it is for next time. Nice platitude right there, right? It is what it is.

SPEAKER_06

I'll take it. Yeah, you will take it. You should have done better.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you should have done. It's all your fault, Louie.

SPEAKER_06

You should have voted right. You didn't get enough people to go vote. Yeah, it's your fault. Dude, I I registered everybody my phone. Those so many legals here that you could have gathered them up and took them to the voting. Shut up. You know how many people are listening to it.

SPEAKER_10

You just, you just wrong.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you could have done you could have done everything to make sure that that team would have won, but you did it.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, make sure you edit that because we don't want to.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna leave it there so that Carla. I'm gonna put Carl in the water. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01

It's not for that. It's not for that reason. It's for the other reason that you're gonna get investigated.

SPEAKER_09

I voted for the winning team, so I don't think. I don't feel like I've been winning.

SPEAKER_07

They won. They won. They won. I mean, uh the results, I don't know about that, but they won. Ain't gonna lie, Craig. They won. Just like Biden won. Biden won.

SPEAKER_06

Sleepy, sleepy Joe. I'll take Sleepy Joe anytime. I would not. Yeah. Right now, as the things are right now.

SPEAKER_01

I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

What's it? What's the alternative right now? Kamala? No. I would take Biden over Kamala. Well, here, let's say. Let me clear things up because I kind of feel trapped? No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

I'm trying, I'm telling people to vote, right? But I need to do it myself because I couldn't.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, fuck this shit. You don't got no like No.

SPEAKER_07

No, don't say anything to me. Don't say anything to me.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, that's kind of a dick move, man. You tell people to do that.

SPEAKER_06

No, that's what that's what I'm trying. What I'm trying to explain. I'm trying to explain. Did you need to go register legal? Did you two vote? Yeah, I voted.

SPEAKER_07

I voted.

SPEAKER_04

Well, you couldn't vote in Florida. I did. No, but you could have done what like all those other people do. Mail the mail like 20, 20 envelopes with saying Carlos Alfaro.

SPEAKER_07

Carlos Safaro.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, no, no. I still had my I've had my Texas driver license. I just changed it to um.

SPEAKER_07

Man, you're starting to sound like our cousin that could have been in the Marine Corps but didn't do it.

SPEAKER_06

You had four years to get ready to vote. I couldn't. I tried to get the thing. I had to re-register and I couldn't get it from Texas.

SPEAKER_05

You could have drove to Texas and voted at your preset.

SPEAKER_07

This is the time that you have the floor.

SPEAKER_06

I barely have enough leave to freaking. You never show up to work anyway. I wonder why. I'm registered to vote in Florida now. Good. So Praise the Lord.

SPEAKER_01

Hallelujah.

SPEAKER_06

And spiritual. So I can vote now. I'm blessing you. I I mean I wasn't gonna vote illegally. You know that that what is that?

SPEAKER_05

The act that just passed, Ron DeSantis for the DMV, the license, the IDs. I don't know. What's it called? Anyways.

SPEAKER_04

All I have to say is Carlos.

SPEAKER_06

Because I'm Latino with the last name, I could not renew my freaking license online, man. I had to go show show up in person, show my birth certificate. Oh, yeah, you gotta do all of that here. God damn it, man. I had a real ID from Texas, but it said that I was eligible to renew online. And I try to go through the process at the very end. It says Oh, you didn't have a real ID then? Yes. Hey. Yeah. I never want to hear him. I had to show up about my political party that I voted for. Because I actually did the What do you not understand?

SPEAKER_02

I can't. I couldn't vote. I don't I don't hear it. I don't hear it.

SPEAKER_06

You wanted me to vote illegally?

SPEAKER_04

Now you now you're putting the illegally quotation marks illegally.

SPEAKER_02

I couldn't vote. How am I gonna vote?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hey, I never want to hear you. I never want to hear you.

SPEAKER_06

Ride to your precinct in Texas, go vote there, and then come right back. Friend do a Mellon vote. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_08

He couldn't.

SPEAKER_06

He couldn't. Because that would have been good. You could have done it, man. There's a world, there's a way. Stop making excuses.

SPEAKER_05

No excuse. See, this is why this idiot's in office.

SPEAKER_08

Because people like him. No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's no people like me.

SPEAKER_06

I said to do your research when you go vote. You basically doubled his vote. You could have canceled his out just by voting. But he's my brother. He's not going to go against me. I couldn't vote when he's going to be. He just gave you the roadmap to do so. You got plenty of points. They're not going to have to change planes like 10 times, but you couldn't.

SPEAKER_07

But now he's ready, though.

SPEAKER_06

Now he's ready. Now I can vote. Now he's ready. I better see you all there with him.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, uh, I I would give you a better thing. Midterms? Hold up, guys. Hold up. Let me ask him another question. One more. The election before that, did you vote? I did.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, not you. Carlos, did you vote for the election before that? No. I was in the Marine Corps. The election before that? I went to Japan.

SPEAKER_07

Isn't there a I voted for the first time the Mr. Orange one guy won?

SPEAKER_06

I voted for the second time the orange man lost. And I voted for the third. I had just got my um when I went to Japan, I had just got my three times.

SPEAKER_07

How many years is that? Twelve.

SPEAKER_06

Twelve years. He needs to go straight down blue, right?

SPEAKER_07

No, no, but twelve years.

SPEAKER_06

I did my part for my team to win and lose and win. Well, according to your boys, three wins in a row. Aka. No, whenever I was able to vote, I voted for those annuals.

SPEAKER_01

It's not that.

SPEAKER_10

It's not even that you did or didn't.

SPEAKER_01

You didn't need to say anything, so you could just.

SPEAKER_06

I know I didn't have to say anything. I know. I know. Oh my god, we're in a we're having a breakthrough here, fella.

SPEAKER_05

I can never This is the first time I see Tony getting onto you. I know there's something. Did you see? He said, I didn't hear something going on here.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, because we're you know we're down with like four flat tires. Yeah. They walk around.

SPEAKER_06

They do the little walk on the beach every weekend. I know you guys haven't been walking lately, right? I wasn't he wasn't here. I wasn't here. You've been off your feet.

SPEAKER_01

I know damn well that you like sleeping with your heels up.

SPEAKER_07

So I never want to I never want to hear it. Never want to hear what? Bitching about who I'm about what? No one was bitching.

SPEAKER_06

What the fuck are you talking about? Nope, nope, nope. Did you ever hear me bitch or complain? I heard. Heard you bit slapped Tony. No, where is he getting this shit from? I don't know. Make you shit up. Tony knows what I'm talking about.

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Tony.

SPEAKER_06

Four years, Tony. So wait, wait, wait. So we're gonna vote. That pound Bondi right there? No, we're not. We're neat. We're going to. There's no there's no question. We're going.

SPEAKER_01

We're gonna hold each other as I can hold. They have to go. Especially that guy. No, no. We're not fucking going. We are going to go vote. We're not gonna go fucking. We're gonna go vote. Yeah. What about me? What?

SPEAKER_06

You're the one who hasn't voted. Just saying. I couldn't vote.

SPEAKER_04

What are you talking about? How am I gonna now?

SPEAKER_05

Now we're stuck with the BS president, man.

SPEAKER_08

That's not my fault. It is, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

It says a guy, you better be you better be well educated. Make sure you're like, tell, man. Seriously, yeah. There's a difference.

SPEAKER_10

Shut up.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, good. Hey.

SPEAKER_01

We fucking we're all sad.

SPEAKER_06

Shut up, you walking fucking contradiction. No, no, hold up, hold up. No. Never did I say no. I did not. We got them corner fellas. Go ahead. No, no, no, no. I know what I had to say. I know what I had to say. I get what you're saying, but I always go back and check. I said, do your research. I'm not going back and check. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

And then I always said do your research who you vote for.

SPEAKER_08

I did, I did it exactly. I can though. Commercials used to say.

SPEAKER_06

Be a citizen and go vote and do the right thing. Be a productive citizen, Carlos. And that's what I did. Do your basic human rights that you get here in this country. Well, you can't if you don't have a fucking ID if of the I had for the Texas one, I got my Texas one. He sounds like Texas Mo.

SPEAKER_04

He sounds like you fool. He sounds like Louie.

SPEAKER_06

I had a Texas ID right before I went to Japan. Just say you fucked up and just move on with it, man. Wait. I can't vote. Seriously, I couldn't vote.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna fucking mute your mic, dude. Who's this guy? He's making zero sense now.

SPEAKER_04

What the fuck are you talking about? I couldn't vote. He didn't want to vote, damn it. I couldn't fucking vote. He got you, man. He got you.

SPEAKER_01

That's two bottles of water there. You sure you're gonna have to go pee or something, buddy?

SPEAKER_06

No, not yet. Probably when we leave here. But how am I gonna vote if I couldn't vote? Yeah, but yeah, yeah. It's okay. I'm gonna disconnect this bitch right now.

SPEAKER_07

Boom. Hey. Let's just ask.

SPEAKER_01

Let's just ask the person who's most important in here. JJ? What are your thoughts on Carlos?

SPEAKER_05

He said he looks great.

SPEAKER_06

Bro, that is so on point. No, but um another point to it is that some people like move and shit. No, I'm saying, come on, dude. Come on, man. Come on, dude. Do it, dude. You lay it on. Okay, give it, give it, give it, got it. Why didn't you just hit him in the face?

SPEAKER_01

Mail-in vote. Just a mail-in vote. You could have requested that. You could have voted like 20 times. Yeah, just you're allowed to. You're actually, I think, if I remember correctly, you're allowed to even vote after your vote would still count, even if it came in afterward. Shit, you were allowed to vote whenever. That's what Biden said.

SPEAKER_06

You can fucking I I had a don't you have to freaking send something?

SPEAKER_02

I I had a paper ID. You can write it. I didn't have my ID ID. But yo, I'm voting for this person. They would have counted you.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Just vote next year. You made a mistake. Let's move on at this point. You made it so easy. You let me let him off the hook, man. You guys gave me, you guys, man.

SPEAKER_01

Just at this point, you're like, it's not gonna sell, it's it's not gonna solve anything.

SPEAKER_06

I think I can vote now.

SPEAKER_01

You can vote.

SPEAKER_02

I couldn't vote before. You can vote now until you go to California. No, I can't vote again until I go to when I move to Texas again.

SPEAKER_08

He's already going to like I can't vote with it. All right.

SPEAKER_06

Why do you think they're getting they want IDs now?

SPEAKER_01

Uh because of you. You let me down, bro. You let me down, bro.

SPEAKER_06

Get onto his ass, man. No, I'm not you. I don't like getting on top. I'm not humiliating his own. Listen, don't worry. But the kitchen sink out of him, man. I do not know. What are you talking about? Louis. He's projecting over here.

SPEAKER_01

This guy bought JJ.

SPEAKER_05

This guy bought a large enough uh uh wiener uh trailer so that both can wiener themselves.

SPEAKER_01

Didn't you volunteer to go to sell in there? I didn't volunteer to go sell wiener. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, you did. No, I didn't. I'm selling nachos, baby. No, it's JJ, JJ.

SPEAKER_06

On Thursday, you were like, oh, I'm gonna sell hot dogs in here too.

SPEAKER_01

Jose. Is there anything earlier today? Jose during the beginning. And for for those who uh you want to pay the extra $9.95, go back. You can go back and uh listen to uh Louis make a fool of himself right now by saying that he didn't say that, when in fact we all heard him say that.

SPEAKER_05

Actually, it was JJ, not me. No.

SPEAKER_06

We can go back. I need you to record that little part that you think I said it, and it's gonna be JJ. You said you were gonna sell wieners and hot dogs. It was JJ and Glizzy. You said that on Thursday at that fucking concession stand. I said nachos, bro. No. Wieners. You said wieners too. Okay, you still didn't vote, so it doesn't change. I voted, so he's trying to I'm not I voted and I won.

SPEAKER_07

Oh boy. I'm the only guy here that won. Tony's secret, we don't know what he talked about.

SPEAKER_06

Tony said I didn't have to say anything, but I said it. I've Well, because you got integrity.

SPEAKER_07

You're not gonna lie like this fucker over here. I'm not fucking lying.

SPEAKER_06

We're gonna go back to the podcast. I'm being honest. You just you got you guys just don't like what I'm saying. That's the thing.

SPEAKER_04

No, I'm not talking about that. You lied about working on the the goddamn thing when you deleted it.

SPEAKER_05

Deleted podcast. The first half, yeah, it's deleted, it's gone.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, but you said you were working on it for like the second half over weeks.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, the second half is fucking boring. We all agreed. No, we didn't agreed the whole thing was boring. The whole thing is boring. I don't think it's boring. I think it's boring.

SPEAKER_01

What if you want to pay $9.95? We will gladly let you. Let's do it. Let you quotation or delete it. And make sure you're going to be able to do it either way. Evaluate the song.

SPEAKER_09

Carlos, I forgive you because without your vote, I would never want, you know. So you forgive for me, I'll move on. Like Tony said, at least he was honest and said the truth, unlike other people we know. I'm not saying you. Okay, I'm not saying you. I'm just saying other people we know that that lie. We're not gonna mention the names, but they lie. You know who you are, liars out there.

SPEAKER_06

All right, fellas. Let's go ahead and wrap this up. Any last uh statement? Jose, you go first.

SPEAKER_09

No, I really don't have anything to pass other than the same thing we always say. Like if you live around here in the Wamama area of Sun City, um, and you want your daughters from the ages of six to nineteen, six to eighteen, and they want to learn how to play soccer, bring them to the club. On Wednesdays, we have three different coaches out there coaching different ages.

SPEAKER_06

Carlos. No, I don't have much. Um they already brought it up. Uh about uh girls free training. Um looking forward to hopefully later on in the future at least having one team per age group, which would be good. And then possibly even doing a whole in-house girl league in our in our park looking for sponsors. We always take sponsors.

SPEAKER_01

Tony Tanconari, but can I la meta and love, peace, and taco grease. Except for Jose.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, um, tacos from me.

SPEAKER_09

I still drove here, man.

SPEAKER_06

Give a special shout out to JJ for joining us.

SPEAKER_05

And other than that, I have nothing to say. I think I said too much. Peace. Peace. See ya. See you guys. See ya.